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Monday Overnight Open Thread (4/29/24)
Quote I This time will then go down in history as the period in which the invader was actively invited in by a corrupt elite. And, not only did corrupt elites invite the enemy in, they made the native population pay for it too. Dutch commentator Eva Vlaardingerbroek
Quote II “While a route through this week’s motion of no confidence was absolutely possible, I am not willing to trade my values and principles or do deals with whoever simply for retaining power… I have concluded that repairing our relationship across the political divide can only be done with someone else at the helm.” Scottish First Minister Humza Yousaf
RIP: Three Officers Murdered, Four Others Wounded - Charlotte, NC
13 Old-Fashioned Jobs You Won't See Anymore
From night soil men to sluggard wakers, you won’t be seeing these careers on any modern-day resumes.
Peter Navarro’s get-out-of-jail request is again rejected by the Supreme Court
If I was an attorney at Fox News, I would be salivating and uttering such phrases as "Bring it on M-F'er.
Hunter Biden Threatens Lawsuit Against Fox News Over ‘Conspiracy Of Disinformation’
Once upon a time I purchased a particular breed of dog to be used for hunting. I did my research and I bought a puppy from a respected breeder. Of course the Murphy's have nothing over my surname. I took this wild and belligerent dog to a nationally known trainer for a month. After two weeks I received a call telling me I should come pick up my dog and that I probably should put it down.
At that time, there were not an abundance of "Rescue" facilities. And I certainly just couldn't euthanize this hound from hell. She wasn't mean or vicious. She just ran and ran and ran when off leash or outside a fenced yard. I won't get into thunder storms or fireworks. So The Fabulous and I were blessed with this pooch until the sweet age of 15+. Now that I got that out of the way it brings us to the story about South Dakota's governor Kristi Noem. I'm not saying what she did was wrong to her dog. But, I sure as hell wouldn't have told the world I killed a dog that wasn't on death's door.
Kristi Noem's Vice President odds crash after she admitted killing her dog in a pit while her kids were at school
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem now has just a 4% chance of being Trump's VP
Her slide in the VP odds coincides with her dog killing story becoming public
Sen. Tim Scott, Rep. Elise Stefanik and Sen. J.D. Vance are the favorite VP picks
There are only 2 camps here Sugar Tits. Those who understand and those who don't. And those who don't understand never will. And those who don't understand outnumber those of who do understand. And just because I understand what you did to a 14 month old doesn't mean I condone your actions.
Being overweight is not healthy. The medical term is not the problem. The problem is with people who do not accept reality.
UCLA medical school is under fire for forcing students to attend ‘health equity’ classes where ‘fat positivity’ is promoted, and reading material claims that the medical term ‘obesity’ is a slur “used to exact violence on fat people.”
Reason #99 I am a misanthrope.
Condo Resident Angry Delivery Driver Used Parking Lot to Make Deliveries, Refuses to Leave Her Truck
"Looks like false imprisonment to me. Call the cops and let them know she’s holding you hostage lol"
On this day: April 29, 1993, 46-year-old guitarist, pianist, and producer Mick Ronson lost his battle with liver cancer. The Yorkshire-born musician rose to fame playing in David Bowie’s Spiders From Mars group during the artist’s Ziggy Stardust period. Additionally, Ronson issued three studio albums under his own name and co-produced Lou Reed’s classic 1972 album, Transformer. He also recorded with Ian Hunter, Bob Dylan, Elton John, and Morrissey. via thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: April 29, 1933
Willie Nelson, country music singer-songwriter, (He was born on April 29, 1933, but his birth was recorded on April 30). Nelson has acted in over 30 films, co-authored several books, and has been involved in activism for the use of biofuels and the legalization of marijuana. Along with Neil Young and John Mellencamp, he set up Farm Aid in 1985 to assist and increase awareness of the importance of family farms. He wrote the country classic 'Crazy' a hit for Patsy Cline. via thisdayinmusic.com
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George Alan Kelly won’t face retrial for fatal shooting of migrant
George Alan Kelly is accused of shooting and killing a Mexican man
The man was crossing through Kelly's Arizona property with a group
A judge declared a mistrial after jurors couldn't reach a decision
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 29, 2024 10:02 PM (duT0u)
Actors from the HBO TV show Band of Brothers are planning to parachute into Normandy to honour the real life veterans portrayed in the series.
Alex Sabga-Brady, who played Cpl Frank Mellet, is producing a documentary following the group's training for the jump.
The actors are being coached in Toccoa in Georgia, USA, before they head to France in June to mark the 80th anniversary of D-Day
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2024 10:02 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 29, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 10:03 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: GWB at April 29, 2024 10:03 PM (1zxQh)
A nice wake-up call, don't you think? For added enjoyment, drive a herd of pigs through at dawn.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 10:03 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2024 10:03 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:03 PM (75/Pp)
Posted by: mindful webworker - again and again at April 29, 2024 10:03 PM (iXBFl)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 29, 2024 10:05 PM (g0Y4p)
From night soil men
Hey, I made good money as a night soil man!
Posted by: Pete Buttgigger at April 29, 2024 10:05 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:05 PM (75/Pp)
Wonderful photo up top and nice tune behind it.
That Dutch gal, Eva, is correct in what she says.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 29, 2024 10:06 PM (U3L4U)
Perp had 21 convictions and was walking around Charlotte, the press conferences by the Chief and Mayor were embarrassing referring to the dead murderer as "the victim."
Given the neighborhood makeup I will bet twenty internets this story is not allowed to get traction.
Posted by: sven at April 29, 2024 10:06 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: GWB at April 29, 2024 10:06 PM (1zxQh)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:03 PM (75/Pp)
I'd be more than happy to help her keep the white Euro population going.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 29, 2024 10:09 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 10:09 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 29, 2024 10:09 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:09 PM (75/Pp)
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The two biggest (and related) problems facing us individually and as a society are reality and consequences.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 29, 2024 10:09 PM (L/fGl)
That rear window would last approximately no seconds in Oakland.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2024 10:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Rod Stewart at April 29, 2024 10:10 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 10:09 PM (MoZTd)
He's a doper and a leftist. I like some of his stuff, plus a couple of his movies, but, same.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 10:11 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 29, 2024 10:11 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 29, 2024 10:11 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 10:09 PM (MoZTd)
I don't think anyone can deny that the man is a very talented singer (and in my opinion, an even more talented songwriter).
But yeah, I can only take him in limited doses.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 29, 2024 10:11 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2024 10:10 PM (RIvkX)
Even with your own personal Grace Kelly waiting hand and foot?
What city did rear window take place in?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:11 PM (75/Pp)
So, wait, dude killed three Marshall's and gets the 'victim' card?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
_______
He was an aspiring hip-hop artist who recently enrolled in community college.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 10:11 PM (MoZTd)
From night soil men
Hey, I made good money as a night soil man!
Posted by: Pete Buttgigger at April 29, 2024 10:05 PM (0eaVi)
Oh I bet you did Mayor Buttplug
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 29, 2024 10:12 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
_______
He was an aspiring hip-hop artist who recently enrolled in community college.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 10:11 PM (MoZTd)
Pre-med, even.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 29, 2024 10:12 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Zombie Gene Roddenberry
I was going to question the wisdom of the ship's Captain being on virtually every Away Team mission, but why were the shuttle craft required to have operational difficulties nearly every time they were used? Also, if every time Kirk demanded more power and Mr. Scott truthfully was "giving it all she's got," then how did he manage to get more?
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 10:04 PM (+OBLx)
Shuttle craft were made by the descendants of the Edsel design team.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 29, 2024 10:12 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Rod Stewart at April 29, 2024 10:10 PM (4I/2K)
Not particularly. I am not an ass man, but her ass is one for the history books. Face of an angel as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:13 PM (75/Pp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2024 10:13 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 10:13 PM (MoZTd)
13 Old-Fashioned Jobs You Won't See Anymore
#10 Knocker-Uppers
I'm pretty sure those still exist, though we call them by their modern name, "Baby Daddies."
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2024 10:13 PM (DgGvY)
Hyphenated last-name... get the feeling he was BLM strong.
Multiple convictions on drugs and weapons....
sad day for the Marshals and also shows "what great fun gun confiscation would be."
Posted by: sven at April 29, 2024 10:14 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2024 10:14 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Inga? at April 29, 2024 10:14 PM (75/Pp)
Posted by: Musik For the (M)asses at April 29, 2024 10:15 PM (V5BDR)
He was thinking about thinking about turning his life around....
I also think this is a highlight of why AFT and friends don't go after the glock switch bearing youth choir enthusiasts....
Posted by: sven at April 29, 2024 10:16 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2024 10:16 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2024 10:16 PM (5HQE5)
But yeah, I can only take him in limited doses.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 29, 2024
My granddaddy sounded exactly like Willie Nelson when he sang. I am obviously a big fan. I loved singing with him.
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2024 10:17 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at April 29, 2024 10:18 PM (5FlEF)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 10:04 PM (+OBLx)
He told Geordi in TNG he was keeping some back, so he could look like a miracle worker.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 10:18 PM (0eaVi)
Years ago, my Sister and BiL (and their kids) had a dog (on their farm, they had MANY dogs over the years), that kept getting out and running with other dogs in their area (very rural, 5-6 miles to the nearest town at least, etc).
My BiL was out in his truck one evening, and saw the dog pack, running loose (there were rumors and more than rumors, of livestock, chickens killed). He saw HIS dog, and knew he was up to no good. And he shot him.
My BiL and sister, as I said, had MANY dogs over the years, and he did love dogs (and they loved him). But sometimes a dog just goes feral, goes bad, is dangerous to people and livestock, and you have to put him down. And the hills around their house are full of coyotes, too. You can hear them at night.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 29, 2024 10:18 PM (tjZg/)
Minority of one, I know, but I have no use for Willie Nelson. The perfect Austin musician.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 10:09 PM (MoZTd)
I’ll cut him some slack, simply for his having written “Crazy”, and then Patsy Cline recording the definitive version.
The rest of his “outlaw” shit … not so much.
Posted by: browndog knows of the redheaded stranger at April 29, 2024 10:18 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 10:18 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Representative Omar at April 29, 2024 10:19 PM (5h/8D)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2024 10:16 PM (3CVIc)
Now you're just making sense and not creating entitled classes. Silly commenter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 29, 2024 10:19 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: jmt at April 29, 2024 10:19 PM (yFtHm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:13 PM (75/Pp)
Hillary Clinton.
Mutated.
Posted by: ZOD at April 29, 2024 10:19 PM (5HQE5)
Posted by: Pete Buttgigger at April 29, 2024 10:05 PM (0eaVi)
Oh I bet you did Mayor Buttplug
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 29, 2024 10:12 PM (QXQ4l)
The job of "night-soil man" still exists, they just call them vacuum-truck operators now. But pumping out septic tanks is one of their jobs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 10:20 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 10:18 PM (/7KEl)
There's not as much money in it as you think.
Posted by: Truck Stop Sexton at April 29, 2024 10:21 PM (0eaVi)
Do what you have to do, but shut the fuck up about it. Wanna be a man, that's part of it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:21 PM (75/Pp)
Posted by: browndog knows of the redheaded stranger at April 29, 2024 10:21 PM (TTAGa)
His next hunting dog was one that a breeder gave him for free. He found out why it was a free dog. But that's another story.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2024 10:21 PM (i6N8Y)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2024 10:16 PM (3CVIc)
Now you're just making sense and not creating entitled classes. Silly commenter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
If we prosecute crime, then what would the Gender and other Studies majors have to whine about? The only thing left to them is their very expensive degree and massive student loan debt.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 10:22 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:22 PM (75/Pp)
Do what you have to do, but shut the fuck up about it. Wanna be a man, that's part of it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:21 PM (75/Pp
Rules to live by #37
Never be your own cheerleader.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2024 10:22 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 29, 2024 10:22 PM (EXyHK)
First was on German civilian culpability in regards to the Final Solution. One contractor tendered bids that promised the highest quality with the finest craftsmanship of ovens for dealing with bodies.
Second was more aimed at those screaming about Dresden. That they expect us, ie the West, to abide by 19th century rules of warfare while studiously ignoring the German crimes of fire bombing Rotterdam and Coventry.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 10:22 PM (/Xhke)
Posted by: jmt at April 29, 2024 10:19 PM (yFtHm)
Perhaps because they know that their "own" government will descend upon them like rabid dogs ...
Hah, that's crazy talk, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 29, 2024 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2024 10:16 PM (3CVIc)
Now you're just making sense and not creating entitled classes. Silly commenter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
If we prosecute crime, then what would the Gender and other Studies majors have to whine about? The only thing left to them is their very expensive degree and massive student loan debt.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 10:22 PM (VNX3d)
Not if MushHead has his way with student loan debt, there won't be any.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 29, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l)
We've had to put down three dogs in 30 years. In a breed as big, fast and strong as ours, bad temperament can't be tolerated, either from what they might do to us or what they might do to the other dogs. It was hard, we cried, but we did it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 29, 2024 10:24 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Thomas PaineUK Mail reports that the Trump Trial flamer has passed. at April 29, 2024 10:24 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 10:26 PM (/Xhke)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2024 10:26 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Thomas PaineUK Mail reports that the Trump Trial flamer has passed. at April 29, 2024 10:24 PM (lTGtQ)
Still a few days before he quits smoking, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 10:26 PM (8zz6B)
“We might shake our head, we might let out a sigh, we might even get angry for a minute or two. And then we go on with our lives. We offer the family thoughts and prayers, but nothing ever changes. Ladies and gentleman, what does that say about us?”
It is worth watching; it’s under thirteen minutes.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 29, 2024 10:26 PM (EXyHK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:26 PM (75/Pp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Exactly!
This is laterally akin to my drive to defund fire departments. So far, none of my Liberal acquaintances have signed on. I'm mystified.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2024 10:26 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 29, 2024 10:26 PM (dZVON)
"Why we lose part 197" Ogabe ATE a fucking dog for fuck's sakes....
Posted by: sven at April 29, 2024 10:27 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: runner at April 29, 2024 10:27 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: PabloD at April 29, 2024 10:28 PM (lk8z6)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 10:04 PM (+OBLx)
He told Geordi in TNG he was keeping some back, so he could look like a miracle worker.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
(Voice of Frank Drebin after he scrubs off Gorbachev's "birthmark" in the opening of The Naked Gun)
I knew it!
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 10:28 PM (+OBLx)
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This difficult to parse fucking sentence
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 10:28 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Boy, was that an old one.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2024 10:28 PM (lTGtQ)
My current dog got kicked out of puppy school. Untrainable - thinks she is a cat. 13 years and counting.
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 10:29 PM (41CYW)
Even though it says "This is a trap" they keep falling for it. Charlie Brown and his football.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 10:29 PM (/Xhke)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2024 10:28 PM (lTGtQ)
You have to show the classics some respect.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 10:29 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
What I’d really like to see is the college or university that gets the funds from the student loan has to guarantee the loan. If the student stops paying, the school has to pony up the remainder.
I bet we’d see a lot of degree programs get shrunk or canceled, because of the risk of default to the school from the graduates getting jobs asking “Would you like fries with that?” Well, at least until those are automated into oblivion….
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 10:29 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 10:29 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at April 29, 2024 10:30 PM (snyZJ)
Posted by: browndog knows of the redheaded stranger at April 29, 2024 10:30 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2024 10:31 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Boy, was that an old one.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 29, 2024 10:28 PM (lTGtQ)
Old, but still gold. Old Gold, you might say....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 10:31 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: sven at April 29, 2024 10:27 PM (X0I7i)
Didn't kill it though, did he.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 10:31 PM (lX8VI)
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The two biggest (and related) problems facing us individually and as a society are reality and consequences.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been
The way the word “violence” has been hijacked is incredible. Listen, know one knows how hard it is to lose weight more than me. You can’t shame people into it. But you shouldn’t lie about it either. I am finishing my nutrition science degree soon, I am only using it to support what I do with fitness, but I am glad none of my classes went beyond meeting people where they are, something I can support.
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2024 10:31 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:31 PM (75/Pp)
Kirk laughing, "your reputation is safe."
*going from memory* It was from a movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 10:31 PM (/Xhke)
Noem is an idiot anyway given the tranny crap IIRC, that said our side is ALWAYS willing to take the bait....
we'd be every sport fisherman's favorite fish in their favorite pond every time...
I could not care less about what the fuck a GOP pol does with their own property.
Posted by: sven at April 29, 2024 10:32 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at April 29, 2024 10:30 PM (snyZJ)
She'll make many children. But the father... "it won't be you."
Posted by: Willie Nelson as Barbarosa at April 29, 2024 10:33 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: sven at April 29, 2024 10:33 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 29, 2024 10:11 PM (duT0u
Those muslim majorities mean caliphate in 10 years. You know it’s true.
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2024 10:33 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2024 10:33 PM (sAmhv)
Hah, that's crazy talk, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 29, 2024 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
Yup. What would the Founders make of our cowardice?
Posted by: jmt at April 29, 2024 10:33 PM (yFtHm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 10:34 PM (/Xhke)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2024 10:34 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:31 PM (75/Pp)
To me she epitomizes the reason why we as a country are in the situation we are in. We have a party full of Noem's.
*Constantly* having to defend their bullshit, then when the rubber meets the road, *they* betray *us*. See: the Bushes, the Romneys, the Cheneys, the McCains, and well... you get the point.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 10:34 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2024 10:34 PM (63Dwl)
"Let it go."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 10:26 PM (/Xhke)
Nope. She previously proved she is as spineless as a Romney. Keeping her away from the levers of power is a good thing to do. We are just pouncing and seizing.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2024 10:34 PM (i6N8Y)
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2024 10:34 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 29, 2024 10:35 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Puddleglum
I saw that the four in the Highwaymen remade Stagecoach, but I haven’t convinced myself to try watching it. Did anyone else and, if so, was it a good remake?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 10:35 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2024 10:34 PM (3CVIc)
You despise each and every one of them?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 10:36 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 10:36 PM (0eaVi)
*whsipers*
Yes
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2024 10:36 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:31 PM (75/Pp)
In order for her to betray me, I have to place trust in her, which I have never done. She's been a tolerably good Governor of a Red State, and that is the extent of my interest in her. I also know she's made some glaringly bad decisions. Shooting a dog that went on a chicken-killing spree was a necessary, if distasteful, act. Writing about it in a book at this stage of her career was a dumb move.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 10:36 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: scampydog
The neighbor lady's German Shepard did also. Completely undisciplined with the owner but I've finally gotten her to behave (a bit) when she is on leash. No, not the neighbor, the GS.
Took me awhile to figure out she only responds to German. Again - the dog, not my neighbor.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2024 10:37 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 10:37 PM (+OBLx)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 10:35 PM (VNX3d)
The Duke rolled over. That about covers it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 10:37 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at April 29, 2024 10:37 PM (s6PBU)
Posted by: Piper at April 29, 2024 10:37 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: fd at April 29, 2024 10:37 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Yep. Saves time. Add the msm too. I just assume they are always lying to me. Saves time.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2024 10:37 PM (sAmhv)
God forbid we have honest pols.
She is an idiot and has been one, that said she has literal kleptocrats and dementia patients as opponents so who knows?
Posted by: sven at April 29, 2024 10:38 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2024 10:38 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 29, 2024 10:39 PM (dHPaC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2024 10:34 PM (3CVIc)
I'm there.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 29, 2024 10:39 PM (R4t5M)
They uploaded the schematics, the PCB files, the artwork for the panels, the programming, everything you need to build your very own Wave Oscillators, LFO's, Envelopes, VCA's, the works.
And they made some of the very best.
https://tinyurl.com/4zuevpb7
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2024 10:39 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 10:40 PM (/Xhke)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Kristofferson earned his pilot wings at Ft. Rucker and, iirc, graduated from Ranger School.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2024 10:40 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Yep. Saves time. Add the msm too. I just assume they are always lying to me. Saves time.
Posted by: Puddleglum
Agree, unless and until proven otherwise. Prevents disappointment.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 10:40 PM (VNX3d)
Didn't run their name past the focus group, eh?
Posted by: mikeski at April 29, 2024 10:41 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Cute, But Dumb at April 29, 2024 10:41 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: sven at April 29, 2024 10:38 PM (X0I7i)
Well our side has its share of kleptocrats and slime, and by gum they all at one point sound like rootin tootin mega conservative All-Amurican, Krispi Kreme Noem.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 10:41 PM (lX8VI)
Get me a time machine! No! Not that broken one from Stein's Gate, the DeLorean one.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 10:41 PM (/Xhke)
Posted by: fd
Those Catholic nations sure liked there inquisitions. Of course, this was in the early teens Century timeline, no cable tv or smart phones back then. Had to distract the peasants from there miserable conditions. So burn some heretics at the stake it is.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2024 10:41 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: A face in the crowd.....
LOL, the STREETS around here are full of coyotes. You can see them at night.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 29, 2024 10:41 PM (KAi1n)
>>Didn't run their name past the focus group, eh?
Well, if you don't put any patches in it, it don't make no sound.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 29, 2024 10:42 PM (XV/Pl)
Took me awhile to figure out she only responds to German. Again - the dog, not my neighbor.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Partly my own fault/hubris. This breed ranks very low on the trainability scale. Adds another layer of amusement now that she is hard of hearing .
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 10:42 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Cute, But Dumb at April 29, 2024 10:41 PM (V5BDR)
Hounds gotta hound.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 29, 2024 10:43 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at April 29, 2024 10:30 PM (snyZJ)
Her grandkids or great grandkids probably won't "look like her." Replacement isn't a theory.
Posted by: jmt at April 29, 2024 10:43 PM (yFtHm)
Posted by: fd
The Inquisition still exists, in a reformed and much-altered form, as the Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith, located in the Palace of the Holy Office on an extraterritorial property of the Holy See just southeast of the Vatican.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 10:44 PM (+OBLx)
A. Kristi Noem
B. FJB
Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2024 10:38 PM (5fDan)
WE know the answer. But he has a globe covering for him and we have all the demonic forces in existence lined up against us.
We just have to be smart enough not to be so fucking dumb. You're a young hot presumably competent governor with a legacy of success behind you. Take the W, for fuck's sake.
I'm Joe Noem - and Ah Do The Hard Stuff That Needs Doin'.
Yeah, that much is clear, Krispi.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 10:44 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 29, 2024 10:43 PM (QXQ4l)
Bassett Hound school:
[ ] rabbit
[ ] not rabbit
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 10:44 PM (8zz6B)
Yeah, and we're tired of getting hobo shit in our paws.
Posted by: SF Coyotes at April 29, 2024 10:45 PM (lk8z6)
Apparently two squadrons of F-15Es shot down about 80 Iranian drones.
If they get victory credits, really would ruin the Mariana's Turkey Shoot or the Battle of Britain.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 10:45 PM (/Xhke)
Posted by: Hadrian
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Moreover, he was a very lame actor in movies.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2024 10:46 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 10:46 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 29, 2024 10:47 PM (dZVON)
Do what you have to do, but shut the fuck up about it. Wanna be a man, that's part of it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:21 PM (75/Pp
So it is about the call she made.
You know the comparison to Sara Palin is apt: someone sees her as a threat to how things "should" be, and is taking steps. Thank you for playing your part.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 10:47 PM (D7oie)
My understanding is it was a progression and there is no turning back but well, it has turned back.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 10:48 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
There are heaps of Saxons in Leipzig. Not sure how many made it to West Virginia.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 10:48 PM (+OBLx)
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 10:49 PM (/7KEl)
There was no proof the rancher fired the shot that killed the supposed victim. The fatal bullet was never recovered.
Where I come from, that is a threshold problem that would prevent a non-insane prosecutor from charging the case!
Apparently the jury deadlocked 11-1 in favor of acquittal.
Posted by: mnw at April 29, 2024 10:49 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2024 10:37 PM (WXNFJ)
Friend of a friend trained German Shepherds and swore the only way to really get them to learn properly was to use German!
I have since met other trainers and owners that agreed with this concept.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 29, 2024 10:49 PM (hOUT3)
My understanding is it was a progression and there is no turning back but well, it has turned back.
Posted by: ...
That’s wonderful news worth sharing and celebrating!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 10:50 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 10:36 PM (0eaVi)
*whsipers*
Yes
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I do.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2024 10:50 PM (xRMIr)
My understanding is it was a progression and there is no turning back but well, it has turned back.
Posted by: ...
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That is great news.
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 10:51 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Tonypete
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Ranger, commissioned officer (came from a military family), rugby at college in CA, Rhodes scholar I believe, flew helicopter transport to oil rigs, swept floors, couldn't sing worth s&*t.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 10:51 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 10:50 PM (VNX3d)
Second that!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 10:51 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2024 10:37 PM (WXNFJ)
Friend of a friend trained German Shepherds and swore the only way to really get them to learn properly was to use German!
I have since met other trainers and owners that agreed with this concept.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
I've seen this in action. My friend used to have German Sheppard's (great dogs). He'd yell at them in German and both dogs would respond quickly.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2024 10:51 PM (sAmhv)
I have since met other trainers and owners that agreed with this concept.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
Does German also work when (re-)training Democrats, or are they considered untrainable?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 10:52 PM (VNX3d)
My understanding is it was a progression and there is no turning back but well, it has turned back.
Posted by: ...
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Hallelujah
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 10:52 PM (lCWOD)
Reason number 57 why women should not be leaders. They do many things well, but they should never be at the top. I don't care how non-pc that is, it's true.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2024 10:52 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Tonypete
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Ranger, commissioned officer (came from a military family), rugby at college in CA, Rhodes scholar I believe, flew helicopter transport to oil rigs, swept floors, couldn't sing worth s&*t.
Posted by: Braenyard
And a decent actor. And no, couldn't sing worth shxt.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2024 10:53 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2024 10:50 PM (xRMIr)
Funny, you don't look Japanese.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 10:54 PM (0eaVi)
I have since met other trainers and owners that agreed with this concept.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
She really fought for dominance over me. Eventually, I had to lay on top of her and I even bit one of her ears once. HARD! Now, she loves her some tummy sritches.
(Again, the dog (Ava), not the neighbor.)
Now that I think about it though. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2024 10:54 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 10:52 PM (VNX3d)
Democrats come pre-wired and cannot be reconfigured or retrained to function in a civilized world!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 29, 2024 10:55 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: jmt at April 29, 2024 10:55 PM (yFtHm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 10:55 PM (/Xhke)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2024 10:52 PM (S6gqv)
Hey!
Posted by: Reverse Cowgirl at April 29, 2024 10:56 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: browndog knows of the redheaded stranger at April 29, 2024 10:57 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 29, 2024 10:55 PM (hOUT3)
We are not programed to respond in that area.
Posted by: Democrats at April 29, 2024 10:57 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: PabloD at April 29, 2024 10:57 PM (lk8z6)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 29, 2024 10:50 PM (xRMIr)
Funny, you don't look Japanese.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 10:54 PM (0eaVi)
Obligatory
https://tinyurl.com/2m2w74zc
Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2024 10:58 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: jmt at April 29, 2024 10:55 PM (yFtHm)
Baron Von Steuben?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 29, 2024 10:58 PM (0eaVi)
I have since met other trainers and owners that agreed with this concept.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
time again for my favorite quote from Frederick the Great, on the languages he spoke:
"I speak French to my lovers.
I speak Polish to my servants.
I speak German to my dogs."
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2024 10:58 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 29, 2024 10:53 PM (sAmhv)
More of a bard than a singer. He tells a story of his encounter with Ernest Hemingway:
https://youtu.be/EpsIAa2YpS0
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 10:58 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 10:45 PM (/Xhke)
what credit did the RAF pilots get for downing V-1s?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 10:58 PM (D7oie)
But that means, my posts generally go right after THIS:
"Beans & franks for lunch today. Mm-hmm good! Dash of ketchup! Dee-licious!"
Posted by: mnw at April 29, 2024 10:59 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 10:59 PM (/Xhke)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 29, 2024 10:21 PM (75/Pp
Yep. There is shit that people understand you simply don't talk about. And me I have a big stupid mouth myself which has taken me decades to rein in, but that's why I'm not a politician.
Democrats (and Trump, sorry) seem to understand inherently that politics is about feels and you get to the feels with mental imagery. Which is why every news story and lie paints a very specific picture. Remember Trump violently "lunging" and grabbing the steering wheel from the hapless working class driver? A focus grouped mental image.
Noem gifted Democrats with a picture that typically fucks Republicans in an election year. People don't make the leap to "doing hard thing" they just see Heartless Stepford Wife Puppy Killer, which just happens to be the picture Democrats are constantly trying to paint of us. Thanks Krispi.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 11:00 PM (lX8VI)
I have since met other trainers and owners that agreed with this concept.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
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Years ago I was in a boiler room with a professional German Shepherd. The boss and I (tag along) had finished walking the building along with a cop and his dog, looking for a probable break in.
So, we're in the boiler room talking and the shepherd is just being a regular dog and I asked the cop about him being so natural. Cop says, I'll show you but do not move, OK? OK. He gave the dog a cue and it was like Jekyll and Hyde. Yeah, I'm not moving.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 11:00 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2024 11:00 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 11:00 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: jmt at April 29, 2024 11:01 PM (yFtHm)
Posted by: Boys From Brazil at April 29, 2024 11:01 PM (4I/2K)
I have since met other trainers and owners that agreed with this concept.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
Makes sense - other people won't be able to give commands, and won't even necessarily know what a given command is calling for - a gentle "vernichten" will surprise the daylights out of the person who is on the receiving end of what follows.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 29, 2024 11:01 PM (+OBLx)
Posted by: jmt at April 29, 2024 10:55 PM (yFtHm)
Baron Von Steuben?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Lily Von Shtupp?
Posted by: scampydog at April 29, 2024 11:02 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at April 29, 2024 10:37 PM (s6PBU)
It's either RDS or Vivek. I really, really wasn't a DeSantis fan after he unnecessarily ran against Trump last year, but he always was the best running mate for GEOTUS. Vivek ran the campaign that RDS should have run, but I think he should clean the Augean Stables at the DOJ and FBI (etc. etc) under Trump 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2024 11:03 PM (WYCIg)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2024 10:21 PM (i6N8Y)
That first story was a great one. I'd love to hear the second one.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2024 11:03 PM (WYCIg)
So what are the high points?
Posted by: Some Rat at April 29, 2024 11:05 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 11:00 PM (lX8VI)
Except that Trump didn't do that.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 29, 2024 11:05 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 11:00 PM (lCWOD)
I think this alternate command language concept is also common in military and police service dog training for just such a reason!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 29, 2024 11:05 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Boys From Brazil at April 29, 2024 11:01 PM (4I/2K)
'snick' sucking sound made out of side of mouth
Posted by: Once Upon A Time In Hollywood at April 29, 2024 11:05 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: jmt at April 29, 2024 10:55 PM (yFtHm)
Baron Von Steuben?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Lily Von Shtupp?
Posted by: scampydog
Eva Vlaardingerbroek?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 11:05 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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If her Wiki is true, she's a smart, competent, type A, woman. But she has a willful streak and it's got her into trouble two times now. Needlessly. Once on the trannies and now on the book.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 11:06 PM (lCWOD)
With their pulse jet engines the V-1s were very fast. So the tactic was to put the fighter in a dive, anything from a Spitfire to a P-61, to gain overtake. Then either shoot the V-1 down with gunfire, one P-61 got scorched in the follow up explosion from such an action. Or they would put a wing tip under a V-1 wing tip and tip the buzz bomb over due to upsetting the gyroscope.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 11:06 PM (/Xhke)
Ron Desantis won't do it, doesn't need to. I continue to think Zell Miller is the most interesting pick.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2024 11:07 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 11:08 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 29, 2024 11:05 PM (w6EFb)
You misunderstand, you are not supposed to use your critical thinking skills, you are supposed to play your part.
Programming is everything.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 11:09 PM (D7oie)
Ron Desantis won't do it, doesn't need to. I continue to think Zell Miller is the most interesting pick.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2024 11:07 PM (S6gqv)
Considering that Zell is dead, you'd definitely be right about that!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2024 11:09 PM (WYCIg)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 11:00 PM (lX8VI)
Except that Trump didn't do that.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
At the risk of losing my conservative purity card.
We must adopt the methods of our enemies and go to eleven with them.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 29, 2024 11:09 PM (vJiyU)
----
really
either this is irony or you don't know he died 6 years ago
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 11:10 PM (/7KEl)
Programming is everything.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 11:09 PM (D7oie)
Sorry, but I can't be stupid. Ignorant, maybe.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 29, 2024 11:10 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 11:06 PM (/Xhke)
IIRC, the DeHavilland Mosquito was widely used against the V1 as it was, for a time at least, the only Allied aircraft that could overtake one in level flight. Don't know if they ever pitted the Gloster Meteor against the V1?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 11:10 PM (8zz6B)
In fact, Harvard-Harris (today) & CNN (weekend) both show Trump's numbers UP slightly from their previous polls last month.
If DEMs think these show trials are their magic bullet to re-elect Biden, I'm skeptical about that.
Also, Trump's campaign appearances, while he's required to stay in NYC, have been truly masterful, imo.
Posted by: mnw at April 29, 2024 11:10 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 29, 2024 11:11 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: browndog insists Hull's foot was in the crease at April 29, 2024 11:11 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 29, 2024 11:12 PM (UwmMe)
Posted by: mnw at April 29, 2024 11:10 PM (NLIak)
Donald John Trump has more natural political talent than any other living politician. I thought that when he ran in 2016, and I believe that even more strongly now. Warts and all.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2024 11:13 PM (WYCIg)
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 29, 2024 11:13 PM (+I6Y/)
Also, Trump's campaign appearances, while he's required to stay in NYC, have been truly masterful, imo.
Posted by: mnw
The show trials are only to give legitimacy to the massive cheat they'll need to pull this one off.
"People who have never voted came out in droves..."
Posted by: Some Rat at April 29, 2024 11:13 PM (vJiyU)
Yeah, and we're tired of getting hobo shit in our paws.
Posted by: SF Coyotes
FU, mangey dogs, we shit on the sidewalks not in the streets.
Posted by: S.F. hobos at April 29, 2024 11:14 PM (KAi1n)
The Hawker Tempest did some very good work in intercepting the V-1s.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 11:14 PM (/Xhke)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2024 11:14 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 29, 2024 11:10 PM (w6EFb)
Pissed me off during covid and pissed me off in the last election and pisses me off today when everyone gets their heads together and start acting like martyrs that are going to save the world if they can just argue enough people to accept whatever the new thing is.
I wish that sort of idiot would gang together and do the St Vitus dance or engage in self flagellation while roaming from town to town like the good old days when we had to worry about plague and actual invasion by the Huns.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 11:14 PM (D7oie)
I bought one today. I ignored the warning on the box about how it is a two man job to lift it and put it in the bed of the pickup myself. This was not a good idea. Glad I'm stocked up on bourbon and ibuprofen.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2024 11:15 PM (i6N8Y)
Posted by: S.F. hobos at April 29, 2024 11:16 PM (KAi1n)
Except that Trump didn't do that.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Right. My example was of a lie, hence calling it focus grouped.
Democrats deal in imagery almost exclusively, because that's what people remember, and they will tell any lie to make it happen. Helps when we don't hand some to them in a golden chalice, a la Noem.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 11:16 PM (lX8VI)
I bought one today. I ignored the warning on the box about how it is a two man job to lift it and put it in the bed of the pickup myself. This was not a good idea. Glad I'm stocked up on bourbon and ibuprofen.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2024 11:15 PM (i6N8Y)
Electric only I assume?
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 29, 2024 11:17 PM (+I6Y/)
The Kettering Aerial Torpedo.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 11:18 PM (/Xhke)
Posted by: SFGoth at April 29, 2024 11:18 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Tom Servo
57 reasons more than needed. #One is that it is against the natural order.
Posted by: jmt at April 29, 2024 11:18 PM (yFtHm)
And you know what lied they told about Him the first time.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 11:18 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
but many believe he did, because 1) they heard it on TV, and 2) they were pre-disposed to believe it
if you know your audience will eat certain shit right up, you serve them that shit
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 11:19 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 11:20 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 11:20 PM (/Xhke)
And you know what lied they told about Him the first time.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 11:18 PM (D7oie)
Oh yeah I gave up on politicians long ago.
Still annoyed at Noem for the trans bs though, especially when she was yet another in a long line of New Rising GOP Stars who always seem to stick the knife in good.
If you're saying I have impossible standards, that's unfair and unwarranted, but I'll mostly ignore it because I'm in a good mood.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 11:21 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 11:20 PM (/Xhke)
So...this drone.
Is it well guarded?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2024 11:21 PM (W/lyH)
Which inspired a Victor Borge bit about meeting LBJ: "He lifted me up by my ears and pronounced me a Great Dane."
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 29, 2024 11:21 PM (LLJRz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
but many believe he did, because 1) they heard it on TV, and 2) they were pre-disposed to believe it
if you know your audience will eat certain shit right up, you serve them that shit
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 11:19 PM (/7KEl)
I can see Russia from my porch.
Posted by: Sarah Palin at April 29, 2024 11:21 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
------------
Tighten up that belly
bend those knees
straight back
then up
YouGuessedIt sells back braces at reasonable prices.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 11:22 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 11:22 PM (/Xhke)
Posted by: Anna Puma
One of the B-17s from Project Aphrodite is in Pensacola?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 11:23 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2024 11:23 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
but many believe he did, because 1) they heard it on TV, and 2) they were pre-disposed to believe it
if you know your audience will eat certain shit right up, you serve them that shit
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 11:19 PM (/7KEl)
You're making an interesting point. Serious question: As POTUS, was Trump really as boorish and mean as the press made him out to be? You can point to his comments about Fiorina during the primaries, perhaps, but was there really - really - anything he said as POTUS that says to you 'this guy is too much of a bully to be President'? I'd say that 99.9% of those stories were media embellishments and editorializations of out-of-context Twitter comments, at best.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2024 11:24 PM (WYCIg)
Posted by: Joe Kennedy, Jr. at April 29, 2024 11:24 PM (4I/2K)
The US Navy used the Interstate TDR for drone strike tests against Rabaul.
The project was abandoned in spite of a 50% success rate because well the Arsenal of Democracy was cranking out so many airplanes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 11:26 PM (/Xhke)
Posted by: Joe Kennedy, Jr.
I wonder if he was the only good one among the K. men.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 29, 2024 11:26 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Joe Kennedy, Jr.
Which meant I had to bribe a whole shitload of different people.
Posted by: Joe Sr. at April 29, 2024 11:27 PM (vJiyU)
I could beat that mountain's ass and do both it's daughters in a busy 20 minutes.
Posted by: J. Strom Thurmond at April 29, 2024 11:27 PM (oGyF9)
They fed the Germans false information that the missiles were falling short of London. It worked. The Germans adjusted their very crude targeting system,* & the missiles started to fall west of London-- in open fields, mostly. When that happened, Double Cross reported that the V2s were now right on the money.
*crude though it was, it worked well enough to at least locate London
Posted by: mnw at April 29, 2024 11:28 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
He did everything, and moar.
Ok we lie
So sue us
Posted by: Sullivan. vs New Tork Times at April 29, 2024 11:29 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: browndog insists Hull's foot was in the crease at April 29, 2024 11:30 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2024 11:23 PM (S6gqv)
Tom, let me guess you paid about $600.00 for it then and it was orange. Really great mower.
Posted by: jmt at April 29, 2024 11:30 PM (yFtHm)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 29, 2024 11:31 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2024 11:31 PM (l4B/J)
May that miracle of health extend to our ailing nation and world.
https://youtu.be/-YuvIV_Mlio
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - snooze time again at April 29, 2024 11:32 PM (V30pJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 11:33 PM (/Xhke)
Posted by: Joe Kennedy, Jr
They taught him physics at Harvard.
Posted by: Joe Kennedy, Jr's passengers at April 29, 2024 11:33 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Kosher Prepper Miklos at April 29, 2024 11:34 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 11:34 PM (lCWOD)
All anyone, including a number on our side, has to do is watch one of Trump's live roundtables he did as president. No matter the subject, even his "opponents" who sat at those tables all came away with the same impression. That he listened, understood, and provided novel solutions.
No president in memory has ever done anything even resembling those roundtables. Not off the cuff and without a script like Trump did. Absolutely remarkable. I don't think anyone could watch him at those with a remotely open mind and come away with the caricature impression of Trump, whether on intellect, articulation or temperament. The guy is incredible.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 11:36 PM (lX8VI)
The book is very well researched, & well written too.
I'll watch the TV series when it gets to Amazon Prime-- everything gets there eventually.
Posted by: mnw at April 29, 2024 11:36 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: jmt at April 29, 2024 11:30 PM (yFtHm)
yep, that was it!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2024 11:36 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 11:37 PM (lX8VI)
Twilight with a few stars and then...a most unusual sensation.
Puff's and then a steady warm breeze agitating my sun umbrella to the point where I stood up to take it down.
But then just as quickly, this Zephyr? disappeared.
I cannot tell you all that sensation of warmth that engulfed me for that brief moment.
Very intense.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 11:38 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
The concept of Projection is mine, all mine
Posted by: Miklos von Strom Thurmond-Freud at April 29, 2024 11:39 PM (oGyF9)
Plus there are the technical errors. It would have taken two more weeks of computer work to make CGI B-17Gs so they skipped it. Hence you will see bare metal B-17Fs striking Berlin.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 11:39 PM (/Xhke)
Is it wrong that I wanted to see the security guard lose and the mayor get the shit beat of him? I mean, he's a dem anyway...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 11:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 11:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 29, 2024 11:40 PM (Id59I)
So what are the high points?
----------
Do you mean the ones on the black-haired beauty with big dark eyes?
Posted by: Bob Seger at April 29, 2024 11:41 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 11:36 PM (lX8VI)
...Which is exactly why CNN ditched those conferences for pablum from Andrew Cuomo as fast as humanly possible.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2024 11:41 PM (WYCIg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 11:42 PM (/Xhke)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 29, 2024 11:43 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 11:43 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 11:43 PM (ynpvh)
Not looking that up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 11:42 PM (/Xhke)
Groom of the Sasquatch >>> Groom of the Sasquatch Stool
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 11:44 PM (ynpvh)
That first story was a great one. I'd love to hear the second one.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2024 11:03 PM (WYCIg)
The free dog loved to hunt. He would point and flush like a champion. Unfortunately, he would do this 200 yards away from my buddy. For whatever doggy reason, he could not grasp that he needed to stay near his human. Running him on a long lead may have worked, but this is not practical on a 45 degree, sagebrush-covered chukar slope. After the dog had ruined a few hunts, our hunting party unanimously volunteered to apply the Noem solution to it. Alas, the kids liked this dog too.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2024 11:45 PM (i6N8Y)
Posted by: Miklos actually liked Noo Awlins then at April 29, 2024 11:45 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 11:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 11:14 PM (/Xhke)
Yes. According to Wikipedia, it was the most successful defensive aircraft against the V1, followed closely by the Mosquito, and the Spitfire XIV, and Mustang. Gloster Meteor did account for 13; probably would have been more, but that plane had cannon problems.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2024 11:47 PM (8zz6B)
I thought it was telling that the able-bodied young mayor, & a couple of his apparently able-bodied male assistants, just stood there and watched the show! While ONE security guard tried to take down the assailant all by himself, and was clearly having a hard time doing so.
Profiles in Courage (not)
253 Anna
Technical errors of that sort don't bother me in the slightest. The spy subplot might, though. As for, "Howling Wolf never drove a 1947 Cadillac! It should have been a 1946!" ... to hell with that.
Posted by: mnw at April 29, 2024 11:47 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2024 11:48 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: leb at April 29, 2024 11:49 PM (yFtHm)
The ONT is the best modern version of the Algonguin Round Table.
Posted by: One more drink, and Miklos will be under the host Dorothy at April 29, 2024 11:49 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 11:36 PM (lX8VI)
Did you see the Putin short bit about how the Euros would only ask to be hanged by ropes made in Europe, but the Americans would thwart that because they would never turn down such a large order?
https://tinyurl.com/2s9r3ck9
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 11:49 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 11:49 PM (lCWOD)
Damit, Bulgaroctonus, you shoulda made two more comments!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 11:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 11:51 PM (TDvv2)
Winged Victory: The Army Air Forces in World War II by Geoffrey Perret has some info on the 100th.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 29, 2024 11:51 PM (/Xhke)
goodnight
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 11:43 PM (/7KEl)
cold hearted orb, rules the night
removes the colors from our sight
red is grey, and yellow, white
but we decide which is right
and which is an illusion.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2024 11:51 PM (S6gqv)
https://tinyurl.com/2s9r3ck9
Posted by: Kindltot
------------------
Double zinger.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 11:52 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 11:49 PM (D7oie)
LOL, Lord...
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2024 11:52 PM (lX8VI)
******
What was the upshot of your finger numbness yesterday?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2024 11:48 PM (l4B/J)
Eh, no better no worse. Tips of forefinger, middle finger, and thumb. Feels like I slept on my arm, except it just the finger tips. Don't want to go into Urgent care and lose another 3+ hours of my life. So, I'll just continue to monitor.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 11:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: One more drink, and Miklos will be under the host Dorothy at April 29, 2024 11:49 PM (oGyF9)
-----------
More like the Sheboygan Card Table
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 29, 2024 11:52 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 11:52 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: mnw at April 29, 2024 11:53 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 29, 2024 11:53 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: The Box Of Miklosian socks, in a Dr. Suess voice at April 29, 2024 11:53 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Miklos
*****
I don't believe I ever did. Did learn under Dt. Clark Ray, emeritus old guy of internal medicine. Legend has it he once diagnosed a patient with aortic insufficiency while leaning against the foot of the bed, because the bounding pulse was making the bed bounce.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2024 11:54 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2024 11:45 PM (i6N8Y)
Wow.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 29, 2024 11:54 PM (WYCIg)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 11:54 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: mnw at April 29, 2024 11:55 PM (NLIak)
bend those knees
straight back
then up
YouGuessedIt sells back braces at reasonable prices.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2024 11:22 PM (lCWOD)
Bend at the waist
Keep your knees straight, don't try to use them.
Then, with a swift, jerking, twisting motion...
- Peter Griffin, Family Guy
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 29, 2024 11:57 PM (i6N8Y)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 29, 2024 11:57 PM (TDvv2)
I thought it was telling that the able-bodied young mayor, & a couple of his apparently able-bodied male assistants, just stood there and watched the show! While ONE security guard tried to take down the assailant all by himself, and was clearly having a hard time doing so.
Profiles in Courage (not)
253 Anna
Technical errors of that sort don't bother me in the slightest. The spy subplot might, though. As for, "Howling Wolf never drove a 1947 Cadillac! It should have been a 1946!" ... to hell with that.
Posted by: mnw at April 29, 2024 11:47 PM (NLIak)
Movie CGI errors on military items bother me much, much more than use of M-47s as PzKw IVs and Tiger IIs, and clips of Dauntlesses to represent Japanese Val dive bombers in almost every WWII naval movie made in the 40s and 50s did. If you're going to fake it with CGI, fake it correctly!
Posted by: Gref at April 29, 2024 11:57 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
******
It's a long shot, but do you have anything on that arm that might be an insect bite?
My hand neuropathy started a few days after I was stacking some firewood and had what I thought might be a spider bite.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2024 11:57 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 29, 2024 11:58 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 11:49 PM (D7oie)
LOL, Lord...
Posted by: ...
Valdimir Putin is YOUNGER than Joe Biden
Equals, in a sense
I am not 29, but Melania can chase me around in a golf cart
Sorry
Posted by: The Best Miklos, really the best, That much I can tell you at April 29, 2024 11:58 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: mnw at April 29, 2024 11:59 PM (NLIak)
Big big problem is the 100th was assigned to the 8th AF in England. The fighters of the Tuskegee Airmen were assigned to the 15th AF in Italy.
The only time the 100th might have crossed paths with them was during one Operation Frantic mission after D-Day that also resulted in the most successful attack by the Luftwaffe against the 8th AF when German bombers struck the Russian airfield at Poltava destroying B-17s and P-51s in a night time attack.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 12:00 AM (/Xhke)
Posted by: Muldoon
What I thought was a tick or spider bite turned out to be skin cancer.
See a Medical Professional
Posted by: The Best Miklosian advice from the Internets at April 30, 2024 12:00 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Jill at April 30, 2024 12:02 AM (oGyF9)
Piker.
*says the neko-grrl who did 1,800+ in one week only to be aced by Sven*
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 12:03 AM (/Xhke)
Posted by: mnw
NOT FUNNY
Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Jill
Watchu talkin’ ‘bout, Willis.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 30, 2024 12:03 AM (VNX3d)
******
Yikes! You sure don't want to rely on me. I'm retired.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2024 12:03 AM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 30, 2024 12:04 AM (i6N8Y)
-------------------------------------------------
When did Septic Tanks gain primacy? You can't buy toilet paper now that's not Septic Safe. You know, the kind that dissolves in your hand not in the bowl.
We all have to buy Septic Safe toilet paper because of the mandated, ill designed septic systems that are foisted upon rural folks. So, the gum mint. Designs a crappy system and to cover that instead suggesting that people with a "modern" septic system should buy appropriate paper they mandate manufacturers to make ALL Toilet Paper SEPTIC SAFE.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2024 12:04 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2024 11:57 PM (l4B/J)
Same happened to me Mully, been feeling weird since.
Posted by: Peter Parker at April 30, 2024 12:04 AM (yFtHm)
Posted by: mnw at April 29, 2024 11:55 PM (NLIak)
---------
And then there are the ne'er-do-wells, flim-flammers, shit stirrers, hobos, noobs, rubes, boobs and trolls. They need a place to sit too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 30, 2024 12:05 AM (bo7UB)
Like I’ve seen many times before, a butterfly swung by and then landed and was doing the same thing - soaking up some rays for a few minutes. But this time, it just seemed different.
I got to wondering. How long does a Butterfly live? Can’t be more than a few months, and that’s if they are lucky. How short is a summer day, when you only get one summer?
It’s hard to explain, but for some reason it made me feel almost guilty for being human, and living for decades. Or at least regret at squandering all those hours in my life. What would it be like to live such a compressed time frame, or would this be moot.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 30, 2024 12:05 AM (cwrXG)
Posted by: Muldoon
So.
You know that the old building that was the original medical school is supposed to be haunted.
Posted by: Miklos, who heard stories at April 30, 2024 12:06 AM (oGyF9)
"This is a bad movie... because it had a 1947 Cadillac instead of a 1946 Cadillac!"
I. Don't. Care.
Posted by: mnw at April 30, 2024 12:06 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Peter Parker at April 30, 2024 12:04 AM (yFtHm)
hah!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 12:06 AM (8zz6B)
Well...not a death sentence my any means if treated appropriately. Maybe some minor carving of tissue and that's about it.
Don't freak yourself out over this.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 30, 2024 12:06 AM (TDvv2)
We must adopt the methods of our enemies and go to eleven with them.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 29, 2024 11:09 PM (vJiyU)
Oh HELLZ YES
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 12:07 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
******
It's a long shot, but do you have anything on that arm that might be an insect bite?
My hand neuropathy started a few days after I was stacking some firewood and had what I thought might be a spider bite.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2024 11:57 PM (l4B/J)
Nope. And cat scratched me on the other arm, so not that. Could be my shoulder pinching nerves.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Muldoon
******
damn autocucumber
That should be:
I'm retard!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2024 12:08 AM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Cicero
No
Very crowded, and only a few are allowed to sit in my lap.
Posted by: Miklos, that foot is ME at April 30, 2024 12:08 AM (oGyF9)
And there is a special place in hell reserved for those posters who think I care what they had for lunch, too.
Posted by: mnw at April 30, 2024 12:08 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 30, 2024 12:10 AM (TDvv2)
We all have to buy Septic Safe toilet paper because of the mandated, ill designed septic systems that are foisted upon rural folks. So, the gum mint. Designs a crappy system and to cover that instead suggesting that people with a "modern" septic system should buy appropriate paper they mandate manufacturers to make ALL Toilet Paper SEPTIC SAFE.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2024 12:04 AM (lCWOD)
I have never run into this issue. The TP sold in stores here in AZ does not bear any "septic safe" logos that I have ever noticed. It's all cellulose pulp. I thought the "septic safe" designation was reference to lack of scent or anti-bacterial additives.
My Alberta house is on septic, and I have never used any special TP with it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 12:10 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Muldoon
What I thought was a tick or spider bite turned out to be skin cancer.
See a Medical Professional
Posted by: The Best Miklosian advice from the Internets at April 30, 2024 12:00 AM (oGyF9)
Dr. Who episode where a kid is telling the Doctor about Spiderman getting his superpowers from a radioactive spider bite; The Doctor responded with a list of superpowers radiation gives you: Hair loss and vomiting. Not great superpowers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 12:10 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 30, 2024 12:10 AM (vJiyU)
Posted by: mnw at April 30, 2024 12:11 AM (NLIak)
Piker.
*says the neko-grrl who did 1,800+ in one week only to be aced by Sven*
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 12:03 AM (/Xhke)
I thought it was a safe number. Guess not.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 12:11 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos, officially trained Marxist-Lenininist (didn't work) at April 30, 2024 12:11 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 11:14 PM (D7oie)
Tell me about it! You just want to be left alone and they act like it's Waco.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 12:11 AM (w6EFb)
It's all the fault of the fans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 12:12 AM (/Xhke)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 29, 2024 11:57 PM (l4B/J)
Same happened to me Mully, been feeling weird since.
Posted by: Peter Parker at April 30, 2024 12:04 AM (yFtHm)
Did a search for the Dr. Who quote and I get a link for one "Peni Parker"...
I go, Peen-eye Parker? Is that some tranny spiderman with more than one dick? No, it's pronounced Penny...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 12:13 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: mnw
*******
Open face peanut butter (crunchy) on homemade sourdough bread, toasted, with homemade triple berry jam, in case you were wondering.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2024 12:13 AM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2024 12:14 AM (ufFY8)
We must adopt the methods of our enemies and go to eleven with them.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 29, 2024 11:09 PM (vJiyU)
"I'll take Chinese bribes openly on the Senate floor!"
"I'll demand forgiveness of student loan and credit card debt!"
"I'll sniff little boys' hair!"
Posted by: Republicans Unclear on the Concept at April 30, 2024 12:14 AM (i6N8Y)
I go, Peen-eye Parker? Is that some tranny spiderman with more than one dick? No, it's pronounced Penny...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 12:13 AM (ynpvh)
Dr. Who is a poor source for anything medical-related. He never made it past First Base.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 12:15 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Oschisms at April 30, 2024 12:15 AM (JQiMb)
if you know your audience will eat certain shit right up, you serve them that shit
Posted by: Don Black at April 29, 2024 11:19 PM (/7KEl)
Or they can't see what's right in front of them - for example, chemtrails.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 12:15 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
As I have little reason to trust the Medical Establishment, I self-diagnose and self prescribe.
At present, a dozen roast Carolina ersters.
Posted by: Miklos, who has never gotten a beer from Fauci at April 30, 2024 12:15 AM (oGyF9)
It's all the fault of the fans.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 12:12 AM (/Xhke)
Yeah, they don't cool enough.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 12:16 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2024 12:16 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
It's probably the cat and now you have a fever.
Posted by: Ted Nugent at April 30, 2024 12:17 AM (+HNr0)
Posted by: Ted Nugent at April 30, 2024 12:17 AM (+HNr0)
They know I'm doing it for free.
Posted by: Ted N. at April 30, 2024 12:18 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
It's probably the cat and now you have a fever.
Posted by: Ted Nugent at April 30, 2024 12:17 AM (+HNr0)
Well, that might explain why I've been singing the blues while the lady cats cry.
Posted by: Stray Cats at April 30, 2024 12:18 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Muldoon
Avocadeau garnee
Posted by: Miklos, with Millenial Idiot Chef's Kiss at April 30, 2024 12:19 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Oschisms
Ummm.
I love my Lucy cat.
I hate people.
I am not a progtard.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 30, 2024 12:19 AM (n9Tky)
Damn!! bent the hell out of it.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 30, 2024 12:19 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Muldoon
Avocadeau garnee
Posted by: Miklos, with Millenial Idiot Chef's Kiss at April 30, 2024 12:19 AM (oGyF9)
Vietnamese restaurants that serve fruit shakes have a few interesting flavors; one of them was avocado.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 12:20 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 12:20 AM (/Xhke)
Damn!! bent the hell out of it.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 30, 2024 12:19 AM (TDvv2)
I scirocco what you did there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 12:21 AM (ynpvh)
Go Avs!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2024 12:22 AM (l4B/J)
Posted by: jim
The French term for "lawyer" is Avocat.
Careful, mes amis
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at April 30, 2024 12:22 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: mnw
And then there are the ne'er-do-wells, flim-flammers, shit stirrers, hobos, noobs, rubes, boobs and trolls. They need a place to sit too.
Posted by: Cicero
Why do you always forget us?
Posted by: Methodists at April 30, 2024 12:22 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 12:20 AM (/Xhke)
Hmmm...
The black one is greedy as F with the food, so much that he pukes.
He's constantly F'ing a stuffed Teddy Bear (now stuffed in another way).
He shits outside the litter too often, and unlike the other cats, doesn't like to bury his turds when he does shit inside the litter.
He'll scratch you if you pick him up.
Yup, better than 90% of Congress. And a lot less expensive to boot.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 12:23 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cats at April 30, 2024 12:23 AM (+HNr0)
Posted by: Anna Puma
And they only pee and poop in Designated Zones.
Posted by: Miklos, cats and dogs together-CHAOS at April 30, 2024 12:24 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 12:20 AM (/Xhke)
Anna, your cats are probably more productive and useful than 90% of Congress. Probably more likeable, too.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 30, 2024 12:24 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2024 12:22 AM (l4B/J)
Muldoon, did you catch my suggestion the Book Thread, for hiring a qualified videographer to shoot quality video in the event that you decide to do a private dig? Might prove useful to dispel any possible claims of impropriety on the part of hostile actors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 12:25 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Beer Drinking Baptists at April 30, 2024 12:25 AM (oGyF9)
However, that bug left a rose bigger than a silver dollar that was an irritation for two years.
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jim, do you sleep with your hands curled? That can cause some numbness.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2024 12:25 AM (lCWOD)
Posted by: jim
The French term for "lawyer" is Avocat.
Careful, mes amis
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at April 30, 2024 12:22 AM (oGyF9)
Mexicans still have very poor feelings for the French installing an Emperor over them...
Here, suck on some *Ahuacatls, Frenchies!
*(Nahuatl for testicles)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 12:25 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Methodists
Fukm
Posted by: Beer Drinking Baptists at April 30, 2024 12:25 AM (oGyF9)
Eh, stick it in a mold.
Posted by: Lutherans at April 30, 2024 12:26 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim
NO GREEN
Posted by: Hunter B. at April 30, 2024 12:26 AM (oGyF9)
However, that bug left a rose bigger than a silver dollar that was an irritation for two years.
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jim, do you sleep with your hands curled? That can cause some numbness.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2024 12:25 AM (lCWOD)
Not that I know of. I do sleep on my back or on that side most of the night, but not on my hands or arms, just the shoulder.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 12:27 AM (ynpvh)
Dallas ties the series.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 30, 2024 12:27 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: jim
NO GREEN
Posted by: Hunter B. at April 30, 2024 12:26 AM (oGyF9)
You can try THIS avocado!
Posted by: Beta O'Rourke at April 30, 2024 12:28 AM (ynpvh)
Well...not a death sentence my any means if treated appropriately. Maybe some minor carving of tissue and that's about it.
Don't freak yourself out over this.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 30, 2024 12:06 AM (TDvv2)
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Do go on....
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at April 30, 2024 12:28 AM (F4bAW)
Careful, mes amis
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at April 30, 2024 12:22 AM (oGyF9)
I thought that orange-colored liqueur was made from eggs? Now you are telling me it's lawyers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 12:29 AM (8zz6B)
*(Nahuatl for testicles)
Posted by: jim
Hmm
That is very close to the Mexican word for peanuts.
Probably just Coincidence.
Posted by: Miklos likes Yucatan, just doesn't want Mexico here at April 30, 2024 12:29 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Considering the list of things they are supposedly allowed to do (defense, borders, tariffs, and dealing with Indians) I would LOVE them to be less "productive".
Posted by: Some Rat at April 30, 2024 12:30 AM (vJiyU)
*(Nahuatl for testicles)
Posted by: jim
Hmm
That is very close to the Mexican word for peanuts.
Probably just Coincidence.
Posted by: Miklos likes Yucatan, just doesn't want Mexico here at April 30, 2024 12:29 AM (oGyF9)
Cacahuates, from the Nahuatl Cacahuatl. So many borrow-words in English from Mexican Spanish come from those bloody Aztecs (of which some were my ancestors), like Tomato and Coyote
Posted by: Beta O'Rourke at April 30, 2024 12:30 AM (ynpvh)
Service dogs excluded. The same goes with you putrid sub-human POS's that have Handicap placards on your multi thousand dollar European imports taking up space for REAL people with handicaps. I spit on you as well.
I will name the POS origins as well if you wish.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 30, 2024 12:31 AM (TDvv2)
Then I 'accidently' bought Septic Safe.
This time, the main grocery and another, no choice.
I went to Amazon and every roll is Septic Safe.
I guess a trip to Big City is in order.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2024 12:32 AM (lCWOD)
Service dogs excluded. The same goes with you putrid sub-human POS's that have Handicap placards on your multi thousand dollar European imports taking up space for REAL people with handicaps. I spit on you as well.
I will name the POS origins as well if you wish.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 30, 2024 12:31 AM (TDvv2)
I always thought POS (Point of Service) was a terrible initialization, unless they are POS.
Posted by: Beta O'Rourke at April 30, 2024 12:32 AM (ynpvh)
Here, suck on some *Ahuacatls, Frenchies!
*(Nahuatl for testicles)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Hell we do atlatl practice out here.
Bubba Jr, and Miquelito are gettin' pretty good.
Hell, even the dogs know
Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Familoy Fun Park and Sacrificial Games Emporium at April 30, 2024 12:34 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 29, 2024 10:47 PM (D7oie)
Thanks Kindl for telling me what I really think. Since you have the entire discussion mapped out to your satisfaction, I would hate to spoil it for you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 30, 2024 12:34 AM (75/Pp)
Posted by: Miklos suggests Sock Check at April 30, 2024 12:35 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
*********
Yeah, I saw that late. Fortunately, we found out today that the point is now moot. A coordinated K9 and GPR search is scheduled for next month. High likelihood of official excavation to follow. Thanks for your suggestions.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2024 12:36 AM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Cats at April 30, 2024 12:36 AM (+HNr0)
Posted by: Beta O'Rourke
"Cigarette" is from the Mayan for tobacco.
*sparks one up*
Posted by: Nohoch Uinic Miklos at April 30, 2024 12:38 AM (oGyF9)
The black one is greedy as F with the food, so much that he pukes.
He's constantly F'ing a stuffed Teddy Bear (now stuffed in another way).
He shits outside the litter too often, and unlike the other cats, doesn't like to bury his turds when he does shit inside the litter.
He'll scratch you if you pick him up.
Yup, better than 90% of Congress. And a lot less expensive to boot.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 12:23 AM (ynpvh)
Not to sound racist, but my black one is also greedy with the food, and too fat to clean her own ass. So she gets her butt wiped as often as Joe Biden, and in between, scoots on the floor.
Still better than 90% of Congress.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 12:39 AM (w6EFb)
It’s hard to explain, but for some reason it made me feel almost guilty for being human, and living for decades. Or at least regret at squandering all those hours in my life. What would it be like to live such a compressed time frame, or would this be moot.
Posted by: Common Tater
First, that's some good weed you got.
Second, probably the best anime series of the past year was Frieren: Beyond Journey's End. It's your thought, from the other direction.
A Tolkienesque world: Humans have normal lifespans, Dwarves live a few hundred years, and Elves are functionally immortal. A team of two humans, one dwarf, and one elf have just saved the world from the demon lord. The heroics are already in the past, so the story is about how Frieren, the elf, deals with the butterfly-like lives around her.
A literal translation of the Japanese title, Sousou no Frieren, would be "Frieren attends a funeral." ...../spoilers.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2024 12:39 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Beta O'Rourke at April 30, 2024 12:32 AM (ynpvh)
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Back in the day, a part of my job duties involved setting up the display of a POS system. At the time, the manager and I were both Simpsons fans, so I added an "Any" key to the screen that would pop up a Simpsons quote when tapped. Unfortunately, I couldn't randomize the quote, so I'd go in each day, and update it with a new one.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 30, 2024 12:40 AM (F4bAW)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 12:42 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2024 12:36 AM (l4B/J)
That is good news, Muldoon!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 12:42 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos at April 30, 2024 12:42 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 30, 2024 12:44 AM (i6N8Y)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 30, 2024 12:44 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2024 12:36 AM (l4B/J)
That is good news, Muldoon!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
As I somewhat recall, the perp is likely dead.
If so, imperfect resolution.
Posted by: Miklos at April 30, 2024 12:44 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Kamala's pimp in Town at April 30, 2024 12:45 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Kamala Harris
here yo fi dollah
Posted by: Kamala's pimp in Town at April 30, 2024 12:45 AM (oGyF9)
Sounds like a Yo Mama joke in the making...
"Yo Mama sucks so much, even Kumala is impressed."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 12:47 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 30, 2024 12:47 AM (/Xhke)
If so, imperfect resolution.
Posted by: Miklos
*******
Au contraire, mon ami. Alive and well at last report, on the run and in deep hiding, hopefully dreading any knock on the door, even if it's Girl Scouts selling Thin Mints.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2024 12:49 AM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Graf Von und zu Miklostein at April 30, 2024 12:50 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 30, 2024 12:51 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Muldoon
Oddly enough, that made me smile.
Posted by: Mikos likes it when people get what's coming at April 30, 2024 12:51 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 30, 2024 12:53 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Anna Puma
There is also one suspended from the ceiling at the Air Force Museum at Wright - Pat outside of Dayton. Seen it many times.
I have actually been to Charles Kettering's house, which is a museum with limited access. He was something of a genius. He started a company called Dayton Electric Company, which was known as Delco. GM bought it, and he was put on the board of directors at GM.
He had an observatory attached to his house, and there was a runway in back for his own plane.
Pretty cool guy.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 30, 2024 12:54 AM (tjZg/)
******
Ny work here for the evening is now done.
Making someone smile is job one.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2024 12:54 AM (l4B/J)
"OOOOHHHhh"
"MY Father was the keeper of the Cherrystone Light"
"He slept with a Mer-i-maid one fine night"
"From this union there came THHRReeee!"
"A Porpoise, A Porggie, and then there was ME!"
YO HO HO and the WIND BLOWS FREE!!!
Night Horde.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 30, 2024 12:55 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2024 12:56 AM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 30, 2024 12:57 AM (i6N8Y)
Posted by: Mrs JTB at April 30, 2024 12:59 AM (zudum)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2024 12:59 AM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2024 01:00 AM (lCWOD)
Seldom can find a blue-space at Walmart! Almost always full, and only rarely are they occupied by *obviously disabled* persons. Sure, I try to give benefit of the doubt but... let's just say many look plenty spry & healthy as they walk to/from those vehicles.
Bottom line-- I don't use the placard & park in blue spaces when hubby isn't with me. That would just be wrong!
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024 01:01 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy at April 30, 2024 01:01 AM (+HNr0)
I bought a Labrador that came out of well respected bloodlines. I got the "worst" dog in the litter because I wasn't deemed good dog worthy. Turned out she was hunting/field trial pick of the litter. After spending time around the competitive field trail people I pulled out of that because of the brutality they visited on their dogs. After that MollyDog and I had many great adventures hunting grouse around the western US and more than a few lovely nights snuggled up to each before a fire snacking on that day's grouse together. She never mentioned if she missed the competitive trials and I never asked. I think we were both far better with off with how things worked out.
Posted by: lost in space at April 30, 2024 01:02 AM (N6oRK)
Posted by: Mikos in best Yat accent at April 30, 2024 01:02 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy
You could be a Diversity Hire
Posted by: La'Queesha from the Agency at April 30, 2024 01:04 AM (oGyF9)
********
'Ow bout dem Saint, eh? Dey get dem butt kicked 'gain!
/Coonie sport commentator
Posted by: Muldoon at April 30, 2024 01:05 AM (l4B/J)
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With four children the other day. .......it burns.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2024 01:10 AM (lCWOD)
/Coonie sport commentator
Posted by: Muldoon
I worked in da Superdome in the Days of da Aint's-when the fans wore paper bags on they heads.
Yes indeed
Posted by: Miklos was not one of the Tulane Rich Kids at April 30, 2024 01:11 AM (oGyF9)
"An unusual group of stars in the Orion constellation have revealed their secrets. FU Orionis..."
And I'm sure they'd say, "FU" right back if they could...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 01:11 AM (ynpvh)
"An unusual group of stars in the Orion constellation have revealed their secrets. FU Orionis, a double star system, first caught astronomers' attention in 1936 when the central star suddenly became 1,000 times brighter than usual. This behavior, expected from dying stars, had never been seen in a young star like FU Orionis."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 01:12 AM (ynpvh)
My dad met him, or he mentioned seeing him on his boat. Captured snorkel tech from the U-boats was a thing in the US Navy diesel fleet for a while, conversion programs. They had a lot of problems with it, Kettering was consulted for his engineering suggestions.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 30, 2024 01:13 AM (cwrXG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 01:13 AM (ynpvh)
Then they shouldn't be F'ing with the penguins.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 01:13 AM (ynpvh)
Oh, Arctic. Okay, they shouldn't be f'n with the puffins.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 01:14 AM (ynpvh)
http://tiny.cc/aaewxz
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 01:18 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim
GLARE
These are not your muffins
Posted by: Muffin making Puffins with a wholesale price on blueberries at April 30, 2024 01:18 AM (oGyF9)
One such job was to wake up brothers for their morning classes. (We all slept in a big room, so alarm clocks were out of the question.)
The House Boy went around to wake up guys according to a schedule they posted outside the room..
Just in case, he would leave a Coke bottle on an open window, reserved for brothers who wrote that they HAD to get up, but didn't. In that case he'd pull off your covers and shove that bottle down into your underwear.
You got up, every time.
Posted by: Noam Sayen at April 30, 2024 01:20 AM (2C8PU)
Oh, here we go again.
Died from or merely had been exposed to before death?
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024 01:22 AM (njWTi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEdElvoGZEs
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2024 01:22 AM (lCWOD)
One such job was to wake up brothers for their morning classes. (We all slept in a big room, so alarm clocks were out of the question.)
The House Boy went around to wake up guys according to a schedule they posted outside the room..
Just in case, he would leave a Coke bottle on an open window, reserved for brothers who wrote that they HAD to get up, but didn't. In that case he'd pull off your covers and shove that bottle down into your underwear.
You got up, every time.
Posted by: Noam Sayen at April 30, 2024 01:20 AM (2C8PU)
I was worried for a moment where the coke bottle would be shoved...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 01:23 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy at April 30, 2024 01:24 AM (+HNr0)
Posted by: Noem sayings at April 30, 2024 01:24 AM (oGyF9)
Oh, here we go again.
Died from or merely had been exposed to before death?
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024 01:22 AM (njWTi)
Good point. Title says, "Walrus dies from bird flu on Arctic island: Researcher" but you dig deeper into the article and you see this: "'It is the first time that bird flu has been recorded in a walrus,' Lydersen said."
The assumption is it killed the walrus, but no proof other than it was in the walrus' system.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 01:26 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 01:27 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ze bots at April 30, 2024 01:28 AM (oGyF9)
Reminds me of Homer golfing with Mr. Burns, and winding up in a sand trap.
Burns: "Simpson, you need an open-faced club. A sand wedge."
Homer: "Mmmm...open-faced sandwich."
Posted by: Noam Sayen at April 30, 2024 01:29 AM (2C8PU)
Posted by: DaveA at April 30, 2024 01:30 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: jim
WalrusFlu 2024!
Posted by: I hate it when Bitem uses the Military production Act to get all the pudding at April 30, 2024 01:30 AM (oGyF9)
Burns: "Simpson, you need an open-faced club. A sand wedge."
A Niblick
Come on, Billy Billy
Posted by: Judge Miklos Elihu Smales at April 30, 2024 01:34 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024 01:34 AM (njWTi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8xNn4td37k
Posted by: DaveA
I have mostly kept my shirt on in Recent Decades.
But not always, because Ladies.
Posted by: KC Miklos and the Sunshine Band (you love, admit) at April 30, 2024 01:38 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: DaveA at April 30, 2024 01:39 AM (FhXTo)
http://tiny.cc/aaewxz
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
3.5 heh's out of 5.
The 4th one died out about the time I realized those rules will never apply to his side.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2024 01:40 AM (DgGvY)
But not always, because Ladies.
OVERRULED
Girls. GIRLS
Posted by: Sexy Judge Arthur Engoron at April 30, 2024 01:40 AM (oGyF9)
But not always, because Ladies.
Posted by: KC Miklos and the Sunshine Band (you love, admit) at April 30, 2024 01:38 AM (oGyF9)
This is a very 70's thing.
https://tinyurl.com/fm9mw5j5
His facial expressions are odd. It is like he is puzzled by the song, the microphone or why his collar is flared enough to hang-glide to Angola.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 01:42 AM (di6C2)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2024 01:42 AM (lCWOD)
"An unusual group of stars in the Orion constellation have revealed their secrets. FU Orionis, a double star system, first caught astronomers' attention in 1936 when the central star suddenly became 1,000 times brighter than usual. This behavior, expected from dying stars, had never been seen in a young star like FU Orionis."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 01:12 AM (ynpvh)
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At first I was wondering why you were saying FU to Orionis ....
Posted by: Ciampino - what a name at April 30, 2024 01:43 AM (qfLjt)
Probably already pointed out but it wasn't that the jury couldn't come to an agreement in the rancher case but that one juror couldn't come to an agreement with the rest of the jury.
Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 01:44 AM (MNhXM)
Posted by: raimondo at April 30, 2024 01:49 AM (ixocx)
Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2024 01:49 AM (MNhXM)
https://tinyurl.com/9262mj5u
Poor Gene Kelly. The roller skates.
On the other hand, Olivia Newton John was pretty damn hot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 01:50 AM (di6C2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 01:51 AM (di6C2)
On the other hand, Olivia Newton John was pretty damn hot.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
This was Criminal Abuse of Gene Kelly.
But Olivia?
Yes, now or then or even now.
Posted by: Beloved 101 year old custodian "Uncle" Miklos at April 30, 2024 01:56 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Braenyard
Imagine a perfectly spherical Kirsti Alley.
Posted by: Cliff Miklos-Claven at April 30, 2024 01:58 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Thomas PaineUK Mail reports that the Trump Trial flamer has passed. at April 29, 2024 10:24 PM (lTGtQ)
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That's the view from Australia.
Posted by: Ciampino - view a what|what a vies at April 30, 2024 02:01 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 30, 2024 02:03 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 30, 2024 02:03 AM (sAmhv)
Huh. 2022? ...
Regardless. Rest In Peace, pretty lady.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 02:04 AM (di6C2)
Posted by: Beloved 101 year old commenter "Uncle" Miklos at April 30, 2024 02:04 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: polynikes
That's because Obama is a god-king, with the power to change words!!
-CNN, probably.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 30, 2024 02:04 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 30, 2024 02:05 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 02:06 AM (di6C2)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 30, 2024 02:05 AM (sAmhv)
Strange.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 02:07 AM (di6C2)
FU Orionis is just a baby star. A proto-star just getting started. Cool.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 30, 2024 02:07 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: ze bots at April 30, 2024 01:28 AM (oGyF9)
I'm waiting for Tesla to come out with their Turing edition...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 02:07 AM (ynpvh)
Damn, that movie was a bit strange.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Never done in French, no budget for all the vowels.
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at April 30, 2024 02:08 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 02:09 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Braenyard
Imagine a perfectly spherical Kirsti Alley.
Posted by: Cliff Miklos-Claven at April 30, 2024 01:58 AM (oGyF9)
It's easy if you try--Zombie John Lennon
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 02:09 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 02:09 AM (fwDg9)
I was surprised I boarded at all.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 02:10 AM (di6C2)
Posted by: OldGuyForward9 at April 30, 2024 02:10 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Miklos, boarding the Minnow for a Three Hour Cruise with Ginger AND Mary Ann at April 30, 2024 02:12 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
You can't bring your own likker.
Posted by: Miklos, boarding the Minnow for a Three Hour Cruise with Ginger AND Mary Ann at April 30, 2024 02:12 AM (oGyF9)
Lesbians hardest hit
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 02:13 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: the First Rule of Italian driving at April 30, 2024 02:14 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Miklos in best Jim Backus voice at April 30, 2024 02:16 AM (oGyF9)
https://youtu.be/df7jOd6HcIY?t=82
Posted by: DaveA at April 30, 2024 01:39 AM (FhXTo)
Kinda Nihilistic...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 02:16 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: publius
Squeeze the primer bulb a couple times, give a good yank on the asteroid belt, and she'll fire right up.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2024 02:17 AM (DgGvY)
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Off to napland, Power company woke me three times in the middle of the night. I'm turning off messages tonight.
Goodnight all
Posted by: Braenyard at April 30, 2024 02:19 AM (lCWOD)
https://youtu.be/df7jOd6HcIY?t=82
Posted by: DaveA at April 30, 2024 01:39 AM (FhXTo)
Kinda Nihilistic...
Posted by: jim
Well known
"I despise each and every one of you".
Other than ONT, I think I may agree
Posted by: Miklos might be nicer when these oysters are in muh belly at April 30, 2024 02:20 AM (oGyF9)
Damn!! bent the hell out of it.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 30, 2024 12:19 AM (TDvv2)
I scirocco what you did there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia.) at April 30, 2024 12:21 AM (ynpvh)
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I see your scirocco and raise you a ghibli
Posted by: Ciampino - view a what|what a view at April 30, 2024 02:23 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - view a what|what a view
No VW Scirocco for me.
I had a Thing, then a Golf convertible.
The Thing was cool, but sold it when the Invasion Plans were called off.
Posted by: Miklos is more of a lover than a fighter anyway at April 30, 2024 02:27 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: mikeski
That easy?
WOW
Posted by: Teenage Miklos Sci-Fi kid at April 30, 2024 02:29 AM (oGyF9)
Same happened to me Mully, been feeling weird since.
Posted by: Peter Parker at April 30, 2024 12:04 AM (yFtHm)
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I can't watch Spiderman. I know that anatomically/biologically the web is supposed to come out of his ass, or as near as it doesn't make any difference, but .....
Posted by: Ciampino - the hands r an allegoty for butt? at April 30, 2024 02:31 AM (qfLjt)
Yep, only takes about 10 million years. Then about 100 millions years to move to the main sequence.
They don't start fusing hydrogen until well later in that process.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 30, 2024 02:33 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr.
Dude
Watch this
Posted by: Teenage Miklos does chemistry by expelling hmethane and also has a lighter at April 30, 2024 02:38 AM (oGyF9)
AWESOME
No pain, no gain like Coach Newton says
Posted by: Teenage Miklos learns in a painful but instructive way at April 30, 2024 02:41 AM (oGyF9)
Same happened to me Mully, been feeling weird since.
Posted by: Peter Parker at April 30, 2024 12:04 AM (yFtHm)
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I can't watch Spiderman. I know that anatomically/biologically the web is supposed to come out of his ass, or as near as it doesn't make any difference, but .....
Posted by: Ciampino - the hands r an allegoty for butt? at April 30, 2024 02:31 AM (qfLjt)
Yeah, he's more of a Manspider. Give him eight legs while shooting webs outta his ass, and you can call him Spiderman...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 02:43 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 30, 2024 02:43 AM (ynpvh)
We could totally do that
Posted by: Teenage Miklos and the Teenage Reasearch unit at April 30, 2024 02:45 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 02:47 AM (di6C2)
Those Greek homos knew how to keep the secrets of their fire. I don't think they've figured out the recipe to this day.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 30, 2024 02:51 AM (w6EFb)
Slept okay Sunday night, but only five hours last night. The cold is still hanging on and I'm still coughing more than I should be after a week. I was thinking yesterday I could have a pipe this morning and even packed one. But if I'm still coughing like a gassed WWI soldier (okay, I exaggerate . . . but not by much), it may not be a good idea.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 02:54 AM (omVj0)
I think I'm gonna pack it in too. I've got my barometer on the new weather station's relative (altimeter) pressure setting calibrated pretty well, I think. It was tracking well with the local airports all day. I'm gonna call that good.
I noticed nobody much bothers with that with the local weather stations around here. Some don't even bother, and some just use some willy nilly value without bothering to check.
For that reason, never pay any attention to a given value of a local barometer's relative pressure. Just look at the changes. The changes track well with reference airports.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 30, 2024 02:57 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024 02:58 AM (njWTi)
She does not get that I am depressed and enraged by turns living here, that I feel I'm being ground down little by little every day and that soon I will have nothing left (and I said that, in those words), and that if my health does take a serious turn for the worse, I won't be able to enjoy what retirement I will be able to take.
I've got to tell my boss soon if I am going to leave at the end of May. Thoughts?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:02 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:03 AM (omVj0)
And guess who'll have to organize the move? Part of the reason I want out now is to avoid that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:05 AM (omVj0)
Personal pressure system? Meh. Holding steady at "bearable for now."
Thanks for asking
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024 03:09 AM (njWTi)
You already answered your own question. Emphatically in fact.
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 30, 2024 03:10 AM (b6UlB)
Posted by: publius.
Pine tar diluted with ouzo.
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 30, 2024 03:17 AM (b6UlB)
You've said for a long time here, that you h8 your location, and for various *understandable!* reasons.
You've held this dream of where to live, what kind of house, how you'll manage. Very well thought-out, IMO.
You've started the process! Medicare. And, big one: leaked "the R word" to your boss.
1/2
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024 03:17 AM (njWTi)
Oh, here we go again.
Died from or merely had been exposed to before death?
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024 01:22 AM (njWTi)
They just make shit up. The real scary stuff is never told to the masses because we can't handle it.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 03:18 AM (w6EFb)
You already answered your own question. Emphatically in fact.
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 30, 2024
***
I don't get what you mean, LiS. Yes, all the items I cited in my view plump solidly for "retire now," but L. has a point about the economy possibly plunging off a cliff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:20 AM (omVj0)
Miss Linda has a good point-- in that prices will likely continue to rise and there may be transportation issues.
Ain't gonna get better IMO.
Get while it's good, and cheaper!
Lock in your new house price & mortgage *before* it gets worse.
Salt as heavily as you wish, Wolfus.
2/2
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024 03:22 AM (njWTi)
You've said for a long time here, that you h8 your location, and for various *understandable!* reasons.
You've held this dream of where to live, what kind of house, how you'll manage. Very well thought-out, IMO.
You've started the process! Medicare. And, big one: leaked "the R word" to your boss.
1/2
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024
***
JQ, nobody who posts here regularly could be un-edumacated in things that matter. I value your opinion.
No, I haven't actually mentioned the R thing to my boss. I dodged it at my annual evaluation in February and have talked about it with none of my co-workers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:23 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:20 AM (omVj0)
It's a rough choice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 30, 2024 03:23 AM (di6C2)
Ain't gonna get better IMO.
Get while it's good, and cheaper!
Lock in your new house price & mortgage *before* it gets worse.
Salt as heavily as you wish, Wolfus.
2/2
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024
***
That is exactly what I said to her. She thinks, illogically, that house prices may fall, but couldn't explain why. "We may have another 2008." I pointed out that, except for the $4.00 gas, that crash didn't affect me much, as I have nothing in the stock market.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:25 AM (omVj0)
http://tiny.cc/aaewxz
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
3.5 heh's out of 5.
The 4th one died out about the time I realized those rules will never apply to his side.
Posted by: mikeski at April 30, 2024 01:40 AM (DgGvY)
I still have a hard time believing that a germophobe like Trump (who believes he deserves the best) would stick it into such a low-class slut as Stormy Daniels.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 03:26 AM (w6EFb)
New York Nipple Judge Engoron. Quite the creepiest thing I've seen for a while.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 03:28 AM (w6EFb)
https://t.co/RUc9AgkZ1S
It also means they themselves can't get out quickly so how bout teargas through windows?
Posted by: Ciampino - the fools can't see byond their noses at April 30, 2024 03:29 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:30 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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Agreed.
Remember in the 90's I heard all of his "potentials" had to be tested for various forms of vd. Not sure if true, but tracks.
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024 03:36 AM (njWTi)
I've got to tell my boss soon if I am going to leave at the end of May. Thoughts?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:02 AM (omVj0)
The health thing is number one, no doubt about it.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 03:38 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Wolfus
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Oh. That's good if you decide to wait.
As far as 2008... I agree with you. The only thing that dropped was the damned stock market. Half our 401k's went *poof*
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024 03:41 AM (njWTi)
And if FJB and his handlers cheat their way in again, things will only get worse. On that, there will be little delay.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:42 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 30, 2024 03:43 AM (LLJRz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024
It has been my experience that when stepping off into thin air one finds that the air is stiffer than you realize. If your finances, including taking social security at this point, are viable today, I would ask yourself how much more viable are they going to be a year from now? I can't answer that question nor should I even begin to go down that rabbit hole. The other issue to consider is time itself. You're never going to have more; all things being equal financially the question is how do you wish to spend your time? I still think he answered your own question and sometimes it's no more complicated than that.
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 30, 2024 03:43 AM (b6UlB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:25 AM (omVj0)
There's nothing illogical about house prices falling, but it does depend on the area. Research your zip code(s) well (where you're selling and where you're buying).
The idea of making money while you can is of course valid, but your comment about being worn down until there's nothing left is scary to me, which is why I vote for retiring (knowing absolutely nothing about your economic readiness).
Part of me luxuriates in the luxury of normalcy, because I don't know how much longer it will last.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 03:44 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 03:45 AM (w6EFb)
Linda has never worked. She doesn't see this, or how wearing a commute that enrages you and a job that bores you can be.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:46 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at April 30, 2024 03:47 AM (fwDg9)
Either way, we're boned. Whether it's 'just for a while' or 'permanently' remains to be seen.
What do we tell each other here, on a near-daily basis?
"Get out of the cities" and "prepare"
You know what you want to do. You know what you need to do.
When? .... is up to YOU.
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024 03:48 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:46 AM (omVj0)
God bless her heart, I can't even.
Publius has never had to craft a resume to try to sell himself to some nitwit in an office. Just so pure.
It's time to retire, Wolfus. You've run your race.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 03:51 AM (w6EFb)
You write, ". . . your comment about being worn down until there's nothing left is scary to me, which is why I vote for retiring (knowing absolutely nothing about your economic readiness)."
My SS and pension look very good, and I have enough savings that I can possibly spend 1/3 of my capital on the down payment, closing costs, and improvements or small repairs on the new place. And my vacation hours bank, as I said, would fund a lot of the relocation costs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:52 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 03:54 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024
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Miley, I wish you hadn't put it quite that way! I don't think I'm completely out of the race of life! (Yeah, I know what you meant. Thanks.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:54 AM (omVj0)
Again, you've answered your own question.
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 30, 2024 03:56 AM (b6UlB)
There. That's *my* opinion. Per request.
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024 03:56 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024
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No family, and I don't know anybody there. It's generally a red state except for Indianapolis and Gary, I think, and 2A friendly. It's reachable in a two-day drive from here, and I was planning to do that and look it over in person in early June.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:57 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 03:57 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Sam Adams at April 30, 2024 03:58 AM (KEWDx)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:59 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 04:00 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 04:01 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
You're starting to reach the point of analysis paralysis. It sounds like you got enough money, that you are absolutely ready to fly the coop, and you have a destination and a plan to get there.
Do you really want to retire or do you like being miserable more??
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 30, 2024 04:02 AM (b6UlB)
I was holding her in my arms at the screen door yesterday so she could look out at birds at a higher level, and I was amazed at how well-proportioned her head and ears are. A little thing, but it struck me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 04:04 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024
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New Orleans, which I call Da Swamp. I've lived here most of my life with a couple of years elsewhere, and I've disliked the place for a long time.
As different as possible would be Arizona, but the Californians have driven up the prices there already, along with much of the West.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 04:06 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: No One of any consequence at April 30, 2024 04:09 AM (VuZH8)
I quit my job to take care of hubby. Maybe not the best idea, but was about to get terminated for being gone so long. Used up all fmla. Used up all pto. Took 6 months unpaid loa... thinking hubby would pass away, then I would go back to work.
Nope. Hubby lives! Yay! But now no job. He gets SS and it's not quite enough to get by. I've sold my property & we'd been supplementing with the proceeds. We each have modest 401ks.
Not the Golden Years we had envisioned, way back when, but now we're getting by!
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024 04:11 AM (njWTi)
No, Greenville. Greenville is very good.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 04:11 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 30, 2024 04:14 AM (b6UlB)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024
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It probably would be. But the cheapest house for sale on Realtor there now is about 33% more than I think I can pay.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 04:15 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 30, 2024 04:16 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 30, 2024
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I hope that doesn't mean I get sacrificed to the Old Gods to ensure a good harvest!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 04:16 AM (omVj0)
Ah, well, there's another good reason to retire now: a better chance to get out before hurricane season hits again!
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 30, 2024 04:17 AM (LLJRz)
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 30, 2024
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I hope that doesn't mean I get sacrificed to the Old Gods to ensure a good harvest!
Posted by: Wolfus
I kind of like that idea. I'd pay to see that.
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 30, 2024 04:18 AM (b6UlB)
*
Ah, well, there's another good reason to retire now: a better chance to get out before hurricane season hits again!
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 30, 2024
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You kid, Elisabeth, but you are righter than you know!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 04:19 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 30, 2024
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I hope that doesn't mean I get sacrificed to the Old Gods to ensure a good harvest!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
It's for the Greater Good!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 30, 2024 04:19 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Wolfus
*
I kind of like that idea. I'd pay to see that.
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 30, 2024
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Great. I retire and get to star in a second remake of The Wicker Man.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 04:19 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 04:23 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 30, 2024 04:26 AM (b6UlB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 03:02
I'm the least qualified to give advice on retirement as I wanted to retire a bit ago but I'm still working about 10 hrs a week at a job I've had for 35 yrs, as of Apr 15. From what I remember you posting I think you're maybe a bit younger than me, I'm 68.
Just do what seems right to you. My Jules has wanted me to quit completely but I'm happy w/ the way it is now. Sure it sounds like Miss Linda has an opinion that you might consider but the choice is yours.
Too many unknown variables involved to give advice. But something I read a while ago has since stuck in my mind.
Your employer is buying your life, your time on earth.
Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2024 04:26 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 04:28 AM (w6EFb)
Your employer is buying your life, your time on earth.
Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2024 04:26 AM (55Qr6)
Very thoughtful words, Farmer.
Posted by: m at April 30, 2024 04:28 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 04:29 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Graf Von und zu Miklostein
Es gibt mehr von uns, als Sie denken.....(sinister chuckle). And some of us know...Dialects...as well as Hochdeutsch! (musical sting, followed by more sinister chuckling)
Let me introduce you to a little gem called Swabian. (Tie him down and use the eyelid extenders - yes, like in Clockwork Orange -mein Gott, Klaus) And then we'll try a treat called Kölsch, spoken by roughly 250,000 people inside of Cologne, or Köln, as it's known locally. We'll fortify you with some Ebbelwein from Franfurt am Main where you'll have the chance to pick up Hessische.
And there are so many, many more... (sinister chuckle echoes in the surrounding, terrifying darkness. "It's all a matter of Kultur, mein Freund. Kultur!" Lightning splits the evening sky as the dialects...continue....
Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at April 30, 2024 04:30 AM (+OBLx)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 30, 2024 04:31 AM (LLJRz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 04:32 AM (omVj0)
Hubby turned 70 this year. Has been disabled for 3 years now.
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024 04:32 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 30, 2024 04:33 AM (omVj0)
What happens to TikTok? (The Verge)
The author of this article is either delusional or drunk, but in any case, the answer is it dies and is forgotten within a week.
https://ai.mee.nu/daily_news_stuff_29_april_2024
Posted by: m at April 30, 2024 04:35 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
The post retirement scuffle job is as much about the job as it is about getting to talk to people. One benchmark I use in evaluating my life right now is that once I went into this retirement mode, my entire life turned into a big goddamn Mulligan where I've been able to redefine myself and do whatever I want. Wolfis I understand your trials and tribulations but man I'm telling you there's a great happiness out there waiting for you.
Posted by: Lost in Space at April 30, 2024 04:36 AM (b6UlB)
Posted by: JQ at April 30, 2024 04:38 AM (njWTi)
Not forgetting Berlinsch!
Accents are funny, too. Some Germans can immediately spot kids who first learned German at Baylor because they were taught by a prof from Scotland and thus speak German with a Scottish accent. (The flip side of that is that I kept making my Old English professor crack up because I speak OE with a German accent.)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 30, 2024 04:40 AM (LLJRz)
Posted by: m at April 30, 2024 04:40 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 03:26
I've thought exactly the same thing Miley.
Hope all is going well w/ publius' Mom. I just learned my Dad damaged a car in the parking lot of his favorite tavern and didn't know it. Yikes.
Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2024 04:40 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
It's for the Greater Good!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 30, 2024 04:19
Dang, what was that story, I'm sure we're thinking of the same one. Something about harvest? It was in New England?
Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2024 05:01 AM (55Qr6)
Note that just about every place to apply for a job is called “careers”, because people simply don’t want to acknowledge the difference.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 30, 2024 05:03 AM (uTTG7)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 30, 2024 04:40 AM (LLJRz)
I know two words of Old English!
Fuck thou.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 30, 2024 05:05 AM (uTTG7)
Posted by: Farmer at April 30, 2024 05:01 AM (55Qr6)
The Lottery. We did that in our one act play showcase.
I directed Rise and Shine - my bestie at the time was the winner of The Lottery and got stoned.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 30, 2024 11:37 AM (w6EFb)
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