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Axios Poll: Majority of Americans Open to Trump's "Harshest" Immigration Policy, "Mass Deportations;" 42% of Democrats Support This, and 45% of Latinos
Why It Matters: Because Axios is stupid and gay, so if even their poll is finding this, it means something.
David Strom:Axios adds:
Axios commissioned a Harris poll and discovered something unsurprising, even if the establishment was shocked. Americans support mass deportations of illegal aliens. I suspect they would support mass deportations of some legal aliens who express anti-American views as well, come to think of it.EXCLUSIVE POLL: Americans are open to Trump's harshest immigration plans. Half -- including 42% of Democrats -- say they'd support mass deportations of undocumented immigrants, per a new Axios Vibes survey by The Harris Poll. https://t.co/fXPKxpGlQj pic.twitter.com/UIWn2SRKn7 -- Axios (@axios) April 25, 2024
"I was surprised at the public support for large-scale deportations," said Mark Penn, chairman of The Harris Poll and a former pollster for President Clinton.I'm not at all. This is what is called a backlash, dude.
Americans are open to former President Trump's harshest immigration plans, spurred on by a record surge of illegal border crossings and a relentless messaging war waged by Republicans. * President Biden is keenly aware the crisis threatens his re-election. He's sought to flip the script by accusing Trump of sabotaging Congress' most conservative bipartisan immigration bill in decades."Axios Vibe Check?" God Almighty, get your gaytarded shit under control, Axios. I'm going to do an Ace Vibe Check. A Glance Askance: A CNN poll finds that only 13% (THIRTEEN PERCENT) of voters think that Trump is being treated similarly to other defendants. A certain number of those are braindead NPC zombies and Stinkies who claim that Trump is being treated better than other defendants. But most are saying Trump is being treated savagely. Here's another swing state poll, from Hispanic-heavy Nevada:
* But when it comes to blame, Biden so far has failed to shift the narrative: 32% of respondents say his administration is "most responsible" for the crisis, outranking any other political or structural factor. Axios Vibe Check: Amid a record number of border crossings, nearly two-thirds of Americans said illegal immigration is a real crisis, not a politically driven media narrative.
Bloomberg just released a poll that has Trump +8 in Nevada.
— Rasmussen Reports (@Rasmussen_Poll) April 26, 2024
What, are they some kind of right-wing pollsters?
We release our Nevada results on Monday. pic.twitter.com/h2c6h4fjky
Unrelated: Howard Stern badgered Biden (yes, Biden has refused to give an interview to the NYT for his entire presidency, but is now sitting down to be "grilled" by Noted Journalist Howard Stern) about whether he'd debate Trump. Biden gave a very vague and very tentative "maybe" answer.
When Mr. Stern asked Mr. Biden if he would debate Mr. Trump, the president replied: "I am, somewhere, I don't know when, but I am happy to debate him."This is not a real agreement to debate. He's just saying this because he knows how weak, pathetic, and senile he'll sound if he rules it out. So he'll keep on offering this "maybe, somewhere, I don't know when, if we can work it out" style answer when the media asks him about it, which they will not ask him about, because they know this hurts Biden and they do not want him to debate Trump. Our "journalists" are now all-in on deplatforming, and they know Biden is so senile and frail he wouldn't survive a debate politically -- and maybe not physically, either. Biden does not call the shots in "his" own White House. Decisions like this are above Biden's pay grade. Pay no attention to the stupid, senile words that dribble out of his mouth.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)-The Entire GOP Consultancy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:06 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 01:07 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 01:07 PM (o2ZRX)
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It's funny.
I don't remember voting for an unaccountable Mandarin class that actually runs government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:07 PM (GBKbO)
Don't Mean Nothing. -- DC
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 01:07 PM (IUd0M)
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That creepy hysterical weirdo finally emerged from his COVID prepper cave??
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 01:10 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 01:07 PM (o2ZRX)
Lettuce is a garnishment, food for rabbits.
The world will keep spinning without it.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:10 PM (QynZB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 01:10 PM (9Ct69)
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 01:10 PM (8FmJd)
If that is thr case though, the Latino portion looks better for Trump in 2024, as it means for Hispanics are considering themselves Republicans or independents, and not being tricked in to begging part of the Democrat party.
Posted by: Rbastid at April 26, 2024 01:10 PM (fOkIv)
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Their brains must be not just dead, but long embalmed and interred. My sister is an idiot, and lives in NY. Even she has figured that much out. And that Joe is appalling. (She still thinks Trump is too yucky to vote for.)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 26, 2024 01:10 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 01:07 PM (o2ZRX)
Lettuce is a garnishment, food for rabbits.
The world will keep spinning without it.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:10 PM (QynZB)
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It's mostly water. The idea that lettuce is a key part of a human diet is obviously the plot of Big Penguin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)
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If you don't let the Mexicans pick your lettuce then your food prices will double!!!
Wait...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 01:11 PM (9Ct69)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 26, 2024 01:11 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Rbastid at April 26, 2024 01:10 PM (fOkIv)
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Self-segregating into urban centers run by Democrat machines has a certain affect on things, it seems.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:07 PM (GBKbO)
There's a book I bought, started and stopped reading, because I decided I couldn't stand any of these people.
It was about the inner workings of the Reagan White House, and how things actually got done.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:12 PM (QynZB)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2024 01:12 PM (Q4IgG)
When Mr. Stern asked Mr. Biden if he would debate Mr. Trump, the president replied:
Tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Groper. I don't know where I'll be then, Rock but I'll know about it and I'll be happy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2024 01:12 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2024 01:12 PM (2UnvF)
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Days of cheap lettuce are gone.
Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 01:07 PM (o2ZRX)
I gotta use more cheddar to get fewer greens.
Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2024 01:13 PM (BhMhR)
Posted by: pawn at April 26, 2024 01:13 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: mr tmz at April 26, 2024 01:13 PM (rJ48h)
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The Junta is not only enabling, but financing, the largest human, drug, and child sex trafficking operation in history -- immeasurably enriching The Cartels.
Why don't you do a story on that, Axios? *spit*
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 01:13 PM (8FmJd)
We can't pass legislation on the most important issue across the voting public because I'm a weak-ass, soft white hands, ass-pirating gimpy wimp who hides behind religion as a premise for by flaccidness.
Posted by: Mike Johnson's Weenus at April 26, 2024 01:13 PM (5Vdzv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)
You can't really put it on the bottom of the food pyramid though, everything would topple over.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:14 PM (QynZB)
Here come the Stinkies!
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner
Oh, look! Here comes a flying wedge of Dirties!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 01:14 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2024 01:12 PM (Q4IgG)
Euphemism for sodomy?
Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2024 01:14 PM (BhMhR)
Posted by: mrp at April 26, 2024 01:15 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2024 01:15 PM (Akjoo)
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"Who is John Gill?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 01:15 PM (8FmJd)
Tell me you're a hipster asshole without telling me you're a hipster asshole.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 26, 2024 01:13 PM (rJ48h)
Even when Ace does it as a lark, I get the urge to strangle an IPA drinking, beard waxing Woke douchebag hipster soy boi.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:15 PM (QynZB)
I’m not sure why opinion polls are cited for anything? Nobody in government gives a fuck about the law, or the sentiment of the people, good sense, decency, or even the mere appearance of propriety or consent.
My favorite “thought ending cliche” proffered has long been “We can’t deport 10 million illegal aliens! That’s impossible!”
Left unstated, is the follow on. The important part. Therefore, we won’t deport anybody. We ain’t even gonna try.
They have encouraged and allowed this longer than most people have been alive. They’ve never known any different. Millions and millions, or how do we know for sure the “environmental movement” was all bullshit. Among other things.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 26, 2024 01:15 PM (P55mL)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 26, 2024 01:16 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2024 01:12 PM (Q4IgG)
Euphemism for sodomy?
Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2024 01:14 PM (BhMhR)
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*snort*
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 01:16 PM (8FmJd)
Biden missed a real opportunity there. His answer should have been...
"Debate Trump? Are you mad? We're experiencing an unannounced climate crisis! Debate. The guy has been indicted a million times! The Secret Service would never let me do it! Debate. He's stuck in NYC and I lost my transit card. Debate. Listen fat... I'll challenge you to a push up contest right now."
Biden sneezes.
Stern faints. When he comes to he cannot stop screaming about how he's going to die for 3 hours.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 01:16 PM (IUd0M)
Tangentially related I just had a Holy F_ck moment when looking at the Labor Participation Rate among Hispanic. They're working their butts off. Even during the 'pandemic' they went to work higher then average.
https://www.bls.gov/charts/employment-situation/
civilian-labor-force-participation-rate.htm
/stitch together and click on the different categories
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 26, 2024 01:16 PM (RKVpM)
Posted by: pookysgirl, rolling her eyes at April 26, 2024 01:16 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: fd at April 26, 2024 01:16 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 26, 2024 01:16 PM (4XwPj)
Maybe waggle his fingers in his ears and stick out his tongue.
Biden will sink his own ship if allowed to speak off script.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 01:17 PM (buvgH)
Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 01:07 PM (o2ZRX)
Lettuce is a garnishment, food for rabbits.
The world will keep spinning without it.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:10 PM (QynZB)
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It's mostly water. The idea that lettuce is a key part of a human diet is obviously the plot of Big Penguin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)
Okay, what about aragula? That should put some panties in a twist.
Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 01:17 PM (o2ZRX)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 26, 2024 01:17 PM (yeEu9)
Posted by: In before the troll at April 26, 2024 01:17 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: XTC at April 26, 2024 01:17 PM (UnA8+)
They will frame it as though Trump is not worthy of participating in a debate because of his criminal history, his policy positions on American's newest "citizens," and the lies about 2020 he's been spewing.
They will equate it to debating an online troll or something.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 01:18 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2024 01:18 PM (Q4IgG)
police officers took several people into custody during a pro-Hamas protest at Emory University.
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Having lived in Atlanta for 24 years, I recall Emory being referred to as the school where the girls are girls, and the boys are too.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2024 01:18 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Ruth Underwood vides at April 26, 2024 01:18 PM (vFG9F)
Biden, before Google translate: oaifsefisavizdngdkopag[drntgpd
Biden, after Google translate: Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?
Why no, Joe, nobody does.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 01:18 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 01:07 PM (o2ZRX)
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I never much cared for that devil weed anyway.
It tears up my system.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 01:19 PM (7fElN)
In April of 2020, Biden was ahead in all the swing states except GA, where Trump had less than 1% lead.
Biden expanded his lead in all those states from then on out.
So yes, polls in April have some value.
OTOH, there are some national polls being trumpeted as "Biden is regaining the momentum."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 26, 2024 01:19 PM (yikga)
I mean, holy shit. Where do these people live- in a cardboard box? There is literally an invasion of illegal immigrants across the states. The federal and state government's are taking millions of taxpayer dollars meant for citizens and spending it on illegal immigrants. These people are stealing jobs from American's, they have increased crime, they have overrun the school systems and are doing it with our own tax dollars.
Who the fuck would that be popular with- a sadist?
Posted by: Mike Johnson's Weenus at April 26, 2024 01:19 PM (5Vdzv)
The Sierra Club was famously pro-nuclear power. At one time. And decidedly strongly against illegal migration.
Millions and millions of “New Arrivals” place profound demands on water, sewage, and energy requirements. Roads, bridges, paving over croplands. Timber, minerals, gas. Hospitals, schools, more roads. Less green. More pollution.
You’ll never guess what happened to the Sierra Club!
Posted by: Common Tater at April 26, 2024 01:19 PM (P55mL)
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Yep.
Southerners have been pleading for decades for something to be done about this as communities and jobs and schools were destroyed.
BUT MY LETTUCE or whatever from the rest of the nation.
In a way I'm sort of enjoying watching them get hit with 30+ years of illegals in two years.
We tried to warn y'all.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 01:19 PM (9Ct69)
They will frame it as though Trump is not worthy of participating in a debate because of his criminal history, his policy positions on American's newest "citizens," and the lies about 2020 he's been spewing.
They will equate it to debating an online troll or something.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 01:18 PM (7fElN)
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My prediction still holds:
There will be talks. Trump's team will bend over backwards to agree to every request. Biden will pull out last second because Trump is icky.
The media will call it a victory for democracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:19 PM (GBKbO)
Or Y'know just grow your own lettuce.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 26, 2024 01:16 PM (4XwPj)
Just wait until the homos in the Upper West Side figure out that no one grows wheat in Central Park, which means NO BAGELS.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2024 01:19 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 01:10 PM (9Ct69)
Remember that Biden, and Senate Republicans, are touting a bill which would have allowed in a minimum of, what was it, four million illegals per year before the President could even say boo as the most conservative, bestest immigration bill in the history of ever and then decide if you want to revisit your statement.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 01:19 PM (IUd0M)
Adam Schiff’s Luggage, Clothes Stolen in San Francisco
"That was Senatorial candidate Adam Schiff’s rude introduction to San Francisco’s vexing reputation for car burglaries Thursday when thieves swiped the bags from his car while it sat in a downtown parking garage."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 01:20 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:14 PM (QynZB)
He's right, you know.
Posted by: Hank Johnson, nutritionist at April 26, 2024 01:20 PM (Wc83a)
In April of 2020, Biden was ahead in all the swing states except GA, where Trump had less than 1% lead.
Biden expanded his lead in all those states from then on out.
So yes, polls in April have some value.
OTOH, there are some national polls being trumpeted as "Biden is regaining the momentum."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 26, 2024 01:19 PM (yikga)
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So, you're saying that polls in April are wrong?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:20 PM (GBKbO)
I don't remember voting for an unaccountable Mandarin class that actually runs government.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The Managerial Revolution described the process way back in the 40's. We just are fortunate (in the Chinese sense) that we are here when the entire model is crashing and burning in the West.
Our managers used to be evil but competent. Their brainwashing technique to retain power has basically lobotomized their successor generations to the point where no one in government and higher realms of corporations actually knows how to do much of anything.
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 01:20 PM (/xdjH)
Someone mentioned a few weeks ago that there were some type situations after the civil war but I have my doubts.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 26, 2024 01:20 PM (FQ+mV)
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These same pollsters should no-joke ask about machine guns at the border to repel the invasion.
I'd bet they'd be even more surprised.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 01:20 PM (9Ct69)
Or Y'know just grow your own lettuce.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 26, 2024 01:16 PM
Have you seen seed prices lately? A package of about 100 seeds costs as much as a head of lettuce. Where's the financial incentive?
Posted by: Karen CheChe at April 26, 2024 01:20 PM (RKVpM)
short of burning DC to the ground and starting over we're stuck with them
Posted by: brak at April 26, 2024 01:20 PM (AR07F)
This is impossible. Diversity is our strength. Melting pots and Bring us your tired, hungry,....
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 26, 2024 01:20 PM (+oR7L)
Tell me you're a hipster asshole without telling me you're a hipster asshole.
How do you do, fellow kids?
Posted by: Axios at April 26, 2024 01:21 PM (CsUN+)
Because NV sends out ballots automatically to every registered voter in the state. No request for a ballot is required. That is a yuuge advantage (duh) for the DEMs-- they will out-ballot harvest the GOP.
Rosen's (D-inc) Senate seat in NV is in play also. The GOP has a fine candidate-- a badly wounded war vet.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at April 26, 2024 01:21 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 26, 2024 01:21 PM (I6NNh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2024 01:21 PM (PHukT)
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Yeah, it's puzzling. It's as though the people have more concern for the well-bing of the country than the politicians do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2024 01:21 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 26, 2024 01:21 PM (0EOe9)
They will equate it to debating an online troll or something.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 01:18 PM (7fElN)
Dems can't frame squat at this point. No one is listening to them except the ones that have the most to lose when Trump wins. Dem lies and malfeasance is like inflation, after a while, the lies aren't worth the pixels and broadband used to to distribute them.
Posted by: mrp at April 26, 2024 01:21 PM (rj6Yv)
Nobody expects the Mandarin administration!
Posted by: Axios at April 26, 2024 01:21 PM (CsUN+)
Congressional Republicans, egged on by Donald Trump, turned up their nose at the package’s border provisions. They couldn’t admit that they rejected it because they were ordered to do so. Instead they kvetched the bill would not bring the number of border crossings magically down to zero. Any bill that fell short of that ideal, Speaker Johnson scoffed at the time, “would be surrender.”
Republicans could pooh-pooh any border deal as simply not being strict enough to outweigh their opposition to other parts of the package—more aid to Ukraine...now Ukraine’s out of it. Biden has called for border-security legislation on its own. What excuses will Republicans concoct this time for spurning the offer?
If Biden’s serious about trying again on the border before the election, it’s time to give his new buddy Mike Johnson another call.
Posted by: Intercepted The Bulwark Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 26, 2024 01:22 PM (ycI94)
In a way I'm sort of enjoying watching them get hit with 30+ years of illegals in two years.
We tried to warn y'all.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 01:19 PM (9Ct69)
I'm headed to John McCain's grave with two cases of PBR and a bushel of asparagus.
Posted by: There's grave-peein' to be done at April 26, 2024 01:22 PM (Wc83a)
There will be talks. Trump's team will bend over backwards to agree to every request. Biden will pull out last second because Trump is icky.
The media will call it a victory for democracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:19 PM (GBKbO)
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Probably a fair assessment. They will spin it as "Trump" being the recalcitrant, disagreeable one instead of accurately portraying FJB as being physically and mentally incapable of debating.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 01:22 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 26, 2024 01:22 PM (I6NNh)
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LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 01:22 PM (HnUIn)
I wonder how Schiff's buddy Ed Buck is doing in prison.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 26, 2024 01:22 PM (rJ48h)
When Joe showed up in the US Senate, by the way.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 26, 2024 01:22 PM (P55mL)
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This has something to do with busty lesbian porn, doesn't it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 01:23 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2024 01:23 PM (PHukT)
-The Entire GOP Consultancy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda
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It was just 12 years ago the GOPe "autopsy" on why Romney lost determined it was because Republicans opposed amnesty.
4 years later, Trump won on "build the wall."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 26, 2024 01:23 PM (yikga)
But you know, Republicans are too busy giving our tax dollars to Ukraine and agreeing on budgets that funds every left wing priority including millions for illegal immigrants.
Posted by: Mike Johnson's Weenus at April 26, 2024 01:23 PM (5Vdzv)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 01:20 PM (IG4Id)
The Emperor has no clothes ?
Fckin pencil neck
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 26, 2024 01:23 PM (NtVYv)
America is a big, wonderful breakfast burrito!
And now it's experiencing gas!
You go, Stinkies and Dirties!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 01:23 PM (xG4kz)
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Yup. A quorum or majority of the Politburo will reach a decision.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 01:24 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: banana Dream at April 26, 2024 01:24 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Elric Blade
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You could join the French Foreign Legion or some other mercenary group. Get some.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 01:24 PM (lCWOD)
4 years later, Trump won on "build the wall."
Sure, it's easy to pick nits.
Posted by: The Entire GOP Consultancy at April 26, 2024 01:24 PM (CsUN+)
short of burning DC to the ground and starting over we're stuck with them
Posted by: brak at April 26, 2024 01:20 PM (AR07F)
YOUR PROPOSAL IS ACCEPTABLE
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2024 01:24 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 26, 2024 01:25 PM (PM3zh)
Posted by: Wally at April 26, 2024 01:25 PM (QWk6e)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)
You supposed that greater than 50% of repubs would.
How is this overall % not higher?
Oh, you have a sample size that is 80% dems.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 01:25 PM (di6C2)
Verdict afterwards: Biden DESTROYED Trump. He was a spry as ever, but his stutter did muddle his message a bit. Trump was just angry and confused and had no coherent message.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2024 01:25 PM (PHukT)
Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 01:07 PM (o2ZRX)
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I never much cared for that devil weed anyway.
It tears up my system.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 01:19 PM (7fElN)
Not good for hamsters neither.
Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 01:25 PM (o2ZRX)
Yup. A quorum or majority of the Politburo will reach a decision.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 01:24 PM (HnUIn)
They're counting on Trump being convicted and Hopefully in jail..
Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2024 01:25 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 01:25 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 26, 2024 01:26 PM (0EOe9)
Yup. A quorum or majority of the Politburo will reach a decision.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Or a quarrel between Kalorama and the Clinton Foundation.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 01:26 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 26, 2024 01:16 PM (4XwPj)
Next you'll be telling me to start my own internet.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:26 PM (5PP+G)
Biden expanded his lead in all those states from then on out.
So yes, polls in April have some value.
OTOH, there are some national polls being trumpeted as "Biden is regaining the momentum."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 26, 2024 01:19 PM (yikga)
If I believed that the media tried to be honest...
If I believed that polls tried to be honest...
If I believed that there wasn't widespread vote fraud...
I might accept that polls in April have some value... but I don't believe any of those things.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 01:26 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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That ended last week PHV. Trends are going the other way now and part of that vaunted idiocy was a poll by a little known company that massages the data to come up with Biden's a winner.
The consistent lying, the legal martyrdom of Trump, and Biden visibly falling apart in public have a toll on his numbers and that is not easily reversible. Basically, we are looking behind the curtain at the Wizard class desperately pulling every lever and yelling at the plebes to ignore the men behind the curtain.
The Dems obviously have fall back plans so we will just have to wait and see what they are. The very late convention date gives rise to the suspicion that the Dems want to retain the ability to do a Torricelli switch if they can get away with it. Their problem is that the dislike for leftism and Democrats is metastasizing in the general public as seen by the Axiom commissioned poll above.
Even the sob story compassion shit that the media likes to fling is not working for them anymore. Lying over time consistently does that.
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 01:27 PM (/xdjH)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 26, 2024 01:25 PM (PM3zh)
That's how I see it. And how many conservatives want to participate in a national poll, anyway?
Posted by: mrp at April 26, 2024 01:27 PM (rj6Yv)
If I believed that polls tried to be honest...
If I believed that there wasn't widespread vote fraud...
I might accept that polls in April have some value... but I don't believe any of those things.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 01:26 PM (IUd0M)
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The polls in April didn't account for six states shutting down ballot counting in the middle of the night because of a water leak in Atlanta to ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall.
In what way were polls helpful in determining the final result of the election, then?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 01:27 PM (2e48P)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 26, 2024 01:28 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 01:27 PM (2e48P)
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Why it matters: Making thought criminals of half the population will have no negative side effects.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:28 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2024 01:18 PM (XeU6L)
Does this mean Emory has become a national powerhouse in NCAA shot put competitions?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:28 PM (5PP+G)
Last patient. Green hair. Multiple tattoos and piercings. Non binary. Doesn't work, able bodied.
T shirt says "No one is illegal on stolen land."
I'm not exaggerating. Not at all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 01:28 PM (BV96/)
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MFM news chyron here reports:
Joe Biden says he would be "happy" to face Donald Trump in a presidential debate.
Probably from AP copy.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 01:29 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: Mike Johnson's Weenus at April 26, 2024 01:29 PM (5Vdzv)
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 26, 2024 01:28 PM (+oR7L)
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Maybe FJB can borrow Fetterman's Lump....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 01:29 PM (7fElN)
They'd better check for thunderstorms beforehand, or Biden will sound like Max Headroom.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 01:29 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: NPR News Nevada at April 26, 2024 01:30 PM (PM3zh)
Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2024 01:30 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
It could be because Biden ain't running the junta that those polls may be honest right now in order to get him to step down. There is another attempt to reboot Kamala to make her more popular underway and that is not because VP has any real effect on the general election. Gavin and Mook were floated but both of them did not electrify the country either and they would still have to deal with an unwilling Kamala to accept not advancing to the top job.
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 01:30 PM (/xdjH)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Boy, are they going to be disappointed with his clothes. But may like the "vibrators".
Posted by: Cheri at April 26, 2024 01:31 PM (oiNtH)
I'm not exaggerating. Not at all.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Love WA, love the tattoo
Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 01:31 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 01:31 PM (vtyCZ)
Whatever.... the spin will be that Trump ruined his chance to debate *biden by being a piece of shit not worthy of the time.
There is no way in hell those two men will be in the same room at the same time... ever.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2024 01:31 PM (Q4IgG)
Trivia quiz: what is the origin and meaning of the Wenus (correct spelling)? Mike, you can sit this one out.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 01:31 PM (CsUN+)
Last patient. Green hair. Multiple tattoos and piercings. Non binary. Doesn't work, able bodied.
T shirt says "No one is illegal on stolen land."
I'm not exaggerating. Not at all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 01:28 PM
*waves from Boston*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2024 01:32 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Lot of out of staters at Emory. Due to the HOPE scholarship, most elite Georgians go to state schools because it is almost a free ride.
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 01:32 PM (/xdjH)
Posted by: Mike Johnson's Weenus at April 26, 2024 01:23 PM (5Vdzv)
Qwant informs me that APM stands for "American Public Media". I'm not sure why the public would want that at the border but Mike Johnson's Weenus is a straight shooter.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 01:33 PM (IUd0M)
There are a lot of out of staters at Ga Tech for the same reason.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 01:33 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre's Brain at April 26, 2024 01:33 PM (PM3zh)
T shirt says "No one is illegal on stolen land."
I'm not exaggerating. Not at all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 01:28 PM (BV96/)
Hopefully there for voluntary sterilization.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:33 PM (5PP+G)
But the fact that BIDEN refuses to participate just demonstrates how utterly gone his brain is.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at April 26, 2024 01:34 PM (L+MB1)
Posted by: Borg Voter at April 26, 2024 01:34 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 01:34 PM (2e48P)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at April 26, 2024 01:34 PM (OUMaO)
https://youtu.be/im8-1ULTquA?feature=shared
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 26, 2024 01:34 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cheri
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Knowing Schiff's proclivities, probably chopped up body parts are in those bags. Schiff like to run around with that guy who like to drug and sexually abuse his rentboys.
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 01:35 PM (/xdjH)
That should be enough to contract the economy by 2 or 3 percent, even including BLS thumb on the scales. Then let the Dems explain why Bidenomics is so great.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 26, 2024 01:35 PM (FQ+mV)
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Wilt they ever return?
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 01:31 PM (vtyCZ)
Not a shred of evidence they will.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:35 PM (5PP+G)
T shirt says "No one is illegal on stolen land."
Does Washington State offer medical assistance in dying?
Posted by: Just saying at April 26, 2024 01:35 PM (Wc83a)
But the fact that BIDEN refuses to participate just demonstrates how utterly gone his brain is.
This will be what the Dems use as an excuse to avoid debates. The GOP would have to agree to yet another set of MSM "journalists" as moderators, and I think they've said they won't.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 01:35 PM (CsUN+)
In what way were polls helpful in determining the final result of the election, then?
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We used to say, "if it ain't close, they can't cheat."
Trump, on the campaign trail, has been leading chants of "too big to rig."
The thing I'd suppose is worth looking at: Where are the Democrats focusing their resources?
Which is to say, they're not acting like they have the steal sealed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 26, 2024 01:36 PM (yikga)
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 01:27 PM (/xdjH)
Nate Silver had that whole entire poll shoved up his squeeker, vibing on it last week.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 26, 2024 01:36 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 01:27 PM (/xdjH)
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That whole "compassion" line only works when the so-called 'compassion' doesn't punch you in the face every day and run off with your wallet and your daughter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 01:36 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Archimedes
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Ga Tech is a state school. The out of staters go there because Ga Tech has a national rep in STEM.
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 01:36 PM (/xdjH)
Posted by: no 6 at April 26, 2024 01:36 PM (PXvVL)
Posted by: Just saying at April 26, 2024 01:35 PM (Wc83a)
We can hope for organ harvesting operations being set up in Vancouver.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:36 PM (5PP+G)
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Wilt they ever return?
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 01:31 PM (vtyCZ)
Not a shred of evidence they will.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:35 PM (5PP+G)
Really trying to wedge those puns in there.
Posted by: Lettuce dress it up at April 26, 2024 01:36 PM (Wc83a)
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Wilt they ever return?
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 01:31 PM (vtyCZ)
Not a shred of evidence they will.
How am I supposed to get ahead?
Posted by: Taggart at April 26, 2024 01:36 PM (og5mY)
Nonsense. They are now rapidly approaching the point where Biden will need to be the candidate. Irrespective The Democrats agenda doesn't change no matter who the candidate is. "Democrat" polls about as good as "Biden" does. They have to double down. So building up Kamala is part of addressing the successor issue voters are concerned about. Proof? Democrats moved forward with the NY kangaroo prosecution of Trump hoping it will take him out of the race. They've also doubled down on voter fraud ops, with Arizona being the latest gambit. They are not trying to win the field. They are focusing on a few states electoral votes where they know they can subvert the election process. There will be mass r fraud by Democrats especially with mail in ballots that will at a minimum cause significant chaos and confusion.
Posted by: Mike Johnson's Weenus at April 26, 2024 01:37 PM (5Vdzv)
That's awful. Hang in there.
I sometimes try to imagine who my "mirror" on the left might be-- my polar opposite. The green hair woman seems pretty close.
It's good to remember that the other side is NOT panicking; scared; terrified, etc. They expect to win.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at April 26, 2024 01:37 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Sybian at April 26, 2024 01:37 PM (a3Q+t)
Yup. My nephew is there. They admit a lot of high performers from NoVa.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 01:37 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 01:36 PM (/xdjH)
Speaking of STEM they also have a good line into coop/interning at big engineering firms throughout the south. If you want a good engineering job straight out of college you have to be in the coop/intern pipeline and GA Tech seems to be pretty good at that.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 26, 2024 01:38 PM (Y6IkP)
The thing I'd suppose is worth looking at: Where are the Democrats focusing their resources?
Which is to say, they're not acting like they have the steal sealed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 26, 2024 01:36 PM (yikga)
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Reading these tea leaves can lead to many different conclusions.
Biden's admin releases rule outlawing gas cars in 10 years? "Biden knows he's gonna lose, so he's getting it all in now!" or, "This is par for the course for Biden's entire administration. It's just populated with true believers."
There is no "too big to rig" when Fulton County election officials are shown on camera to run the same ballots through machines over and over again, retain their job, and sue Rudy Giuliani into the poor house for pointing it out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:38 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I don't think they'll bother. Bidet will just pop off with "Yeah, I already debated him and kicked his ass~!" * dusts hands *
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 01:38 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 26, 2024 01:38 PM (7PziG)
Yup. My nephew is there. They admit a lot of high performers from NoVa.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 01:37 PM (CsUN+)
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A good friend of mine has a dual appointment with both Georgia Tech and Emory University. They collaborate on some of their research projects, apparently, and that's what she does.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 01:39 PM (7fElN)
Which is to say, they're not acting like they have the steal sealed.
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2020 was too big to rig. That's the beauty of it and what you have to admire about their accomplishment.
They don't have to use the same five cities next time. If they're being watched they just move the operation.
Credit where credit is due, figuring out how to beat the electoral college was absolutely badass.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 01:39 PM (9Ct69)
Posted by: banana Dream
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When you start screwing around with 'correcting' the date using advanced statistical methods like two stage least square regression on a simple problem like polling, it indicates that plain simple polling was not giving the results wanted for narrative reasons.
Advanced stats are never the process to fix 'bad data' problems--all it does is usually hide the problem beneath a veneer of magic to those who cannot do the math nor research design.
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 01:39 PM (/xdjH)
Last patient. Green hair. Multiple tattoos and piercings. Non binary. Doesn't work, able bodied.
T shirt says "No one is illegal on stolen land."
I'm not exaggerating. Not at all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 01:28 PM (BV96/)
Should've told them GTFO before you beat them senseless.
Posted by: XTC at April 26, 2024 01:39 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: DudeAbiding at April 26, 2024 01:34 PM (L+MB1)
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At no time my entire political memory do candidate debates - even lower-level ones - resemble debates.
A debate - a real one - presents all debaters with the same question, gives them a fixed amount of time to respond, and allows (or doesn't) for rebuttals. Then the issue is closed and the debate moves on to the next question. This is is *not* how candidate "debates" work.
When a moderator asks the candidates two different questions, what's the point? Even if it somehow isn't the norm where the Party-favored candidate gets a softball and the Party-disfavored candidate gets a lead pipe, it's still dishonest and useless. The "debates" are just a means for the press to beat up on the Party-disfavored candidate(s) and for the candidates to recite parts of their stump speeches.
Feh.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 01:39 PM (HnUIn)
Rhetorical question. Only bring it up because.
Were the roles reversed, she would not treat you. Or perhaps even try to kill you.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 26, 2024 01:39 PM (P55mL)
T shirt says "No one is illegal on stolen land."
I'm not exaggerating. Not at all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 01:28 PM (BV96/)
What nurse wishes she'd said...
"I guess you haven't seen the latest news. Some Jewish guy showed up with the original deed for the land from 2300 BCE (you have to say BCE or they get twitchy), so it appears that land rightfully, and legally belongs to the Jews."
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 01:39 PM (IUd0M)
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{decides not to IMAGE search "woman vibrator mouth like microphone" with Safe Search off to make "Check. Check. Check." comment.}
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 01:40 PM (vtyCZ)
For someone who's "not a cop," you sure are a fine simulacrum! You missed your calling.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at April 26, 2024 01:40 PM (NLIak)
and credit where credit is due: howard stern did a bang-up job broadcasting on sept 11 2001. stayed on three hours late, was talking by phone with people down there, etc. wish i had tape of the whole thing. he used to be entertaining.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 26, 2024 01:40 PM (B1FKF)
That's not the point for these debates. The goal is to get Biden up on the stage, unassisted, for a couple of hours. When he can't do it, the electorate is expected to draw the appropriate conclusion.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 01:40 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 01:40 PM (/7KEl)
For someone who's "not a cop," you sure are a fine simulacrum! You missed your calling.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at April 26, 2024 01:40 PM (NLIak)
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Narrator: He's most likely a cop.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:40 PM (GBKbO)
For a feckless party that gets nothing done, does F-all for its base and can't seem to win commanding majorities in the upper levels of government, the republicans are apparently quite good at...messaging.
Super sarc, guys.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 26, 2024 01:40 PM (KbCG3)
it makes a difference when one side actually cares about winning
Posted by: brak at April 26, 2024 01:40 PM (AR07F)
VP selection and convention.
To say nothing of the legal travails that have continued to boost him.
Biden has 1: convention.
While Biden also has: Riots, protests, Ukraine losing, border invasion, worsening economy and more to drag him down.
I don't think we should discount how much they were counting on the State of the Union speech being a bases-loaded grand-slam
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 26, 2024 01:40 PM (yikga)
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Primary market for all-over tits and vaginal rot body spray commercials.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 01:41 PM (9Ct69)
Probably #1 in STEM branded-merchandise sales.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2024 01:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 01:41 PM (2e48P)
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 01:41 PM (kGLb6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:38 PM (GBKbO)
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Which is why there needs to be some vague insinuation of repercussions by citizens on election officials who shut down counting on election night.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 26, 2024 01:41 PM (FQ+mV)
it makes a difference when one side actually cares about winning
Posted by: brak
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Ah, but that's the thing. The side that cared about winning won. It's not (R)s vs. (D)s. It's Government vs governed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 01:42 PM (9Ct69)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 26, 2024 01:40 PM (yikga)
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I had almost forgotten that travesty of a "speech" that was nothing more than a deranged lunatic ranting at his opponent and promising the moon in exchange for votes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 01:42 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 01:41 PM (kGLb6)
Vibe check complete
Posted by: Taggart at April 26, 2024 01:42 PM (og5mY)
oh no, it's a big thing in Australia, and NZ too. Their govts have to import their third world migrants due to the ocean, but they still get it done
Posted by: brak at April 26, 2024 01:42 PM (AR07F)
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 01:42 PM (2e48P)
T shirt says "No one is illegal on stolen land."
I'm not exaggerating. Not at all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 01:28 PM (BV96/)
Making a simple assumption here but I'm assuming this person had female genitalia.
My question is...did she have nice tits?
Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2024 01:43 PM (BhMhR)
Ga Tech is a state school. The out of staters go there because Ga Tech has a national rep in STEM.
Posted by: whig
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Disappointed, no doubt, when there seems to be a dearth of clear whiskey.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2024 01:43 PM (XeU6L)
http://tiny.cc/by6vxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 01:43 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 26, 2024 01:40 PM (yikga)
Last thing I heard about that monkey show is Mike Johnson apologizing for rolling his eyes.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:44 PM (5PP+G)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
There's a good chance that his 'appearance' at the convention will be a scripted video chat. At most, he'll do a 10 min grip and grin, and then get stuffed into his stasis chamber for a flight back to his beach house.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 01:44 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:44 PM (5PP+G)
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Theory:
The IC snuck into his bedroom in the middle of the night and attached explosives to his junk.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)
The Wenus is the "Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics", and was a term used by Chandler Bing on Friends.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 01:44 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 01:45 PM (/7KEl)
She fails every time, even in friendly, deep-blue locations.
While Trump will have a VP that's going to be everywhere.
Especially since she will be the next President.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 26, 2024 01:45 PM (yikga)
The Wenus is the "Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics", and was a term used by Chandler Bing on Friends.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 01:44 PM (CsUN+)
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Friends references should be grounds for banning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)
Last patient. Green hair. Multiple tattoos and piercings. Non binary. Doesn't work, able bodied.
T shirt says "No one is illegal on stolen land."
I'm not exaggerating. Not at all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 01:28 PM (BV96/)
How do you do it? I'm pretty sure I'd end up in jail if I had to treat/serve these people.
I worry (and pray a lot) for my daughter, who will graduate next week and take her nursing licensing exam soon after.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 26, 2024 01:45 PM (JCLJi)
The best genuine debates are "cross-question debates," in which the debate opponents pose questions to each other.
Posted by: mnw at April 26, 2024 01:45 PM (NLIak)
Especially since she will be the next President.
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Heaven help us if we go the DEI route, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 01:46 PM (9Ct69)
Especially since she will be the next President.
nah, she'll be convicted for the crime of accepting the VP spot with the Bad Orange Man. Life in prison, no parole
Posted by: brak at April 26, 2024 01:46 PM (AR07F)
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Huh.
So not short for, "wee penis?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 26, 2024 01:46 PM (yikga)
It's mostly water. The idea that lettuce is a key part of a human diet is obviously the plot of Big Penguin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)
Yesss, Big Penguin.
Posted by: Big Rabbit at April 26, 2024 01:46 PM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 01:46 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)
And while we're at it, Simpsons references should be grounds for immediate execution.
Posted by: XTC at April 26, 2024 01:46 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Robert at April 26, 2024 01:43 PM
Does. Not. Matter.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2024 01:46 PM (a3Q+t)
The IC snuck into his bedroom in the middle of the night and attached explosives to his junk.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:44 PM
Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2024 01:46 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Archimedes
He's still dead, right?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2024 01:47 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 26, 2024 01:28 PM (BV96/)
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could you have had her removed from the premises for safety reasons? I think a person who disfigures their person might be a bit 'off'
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 01:47 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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If they are not carjacking or attacking people en masse.
The 2024 question is what the elites are going to do about their puppet's decline mentally and politically.
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 01:47 PM (/xdjH)
Posted by: no 6 at April 26, 2024 01:48 PM (PXvVL)
Posted by: brak at April 26, 2024 01:42 PM (AR07F)
Ricky Gervais did a bit a few years ago, about how he's so welcoming to the illegals who show up on their shores there in Britain. Says he goes down the beach, looks out, and is disappointed when there's no boats coming in.
When he does spot one, he goes down to welcome them to their new home: "Come on, come on, everyone is welcome, women and children first... oh, it's just you lads then?"
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:48 PM (5PP+G)
Posted by: XTC
as well as any positive references to the band Rush
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 01:48 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 01:48 PM (9Ct69)
I would have answered if I saw it. The first season of Friends was almost as funny as Cheers. And why not, James Burrows was heavily involved.
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 01:48 PM (2e48P)
That's encouraging, assuming the majority think that is unfair.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2024 01:49 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 01:49 PM (vtyCZ)
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2: He's also got a Crayon and a PlaySkool Phone-on-Wheels and a likely "Climate Crisis National Emergency" Executive Order declaration -- which may entail cancelling elections and criminalizing all opposition parties.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 01:49 PM (V5iXz)
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Doh!
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 01:50 PM (vtyCZ)
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Dang. I don't know that I've ever seen a more perfect description of both shows.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 01:50 PM (9Ct69)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:11 PM
98.462117% of the prevalent and pernicious polymorphic perversity in the world today is directly or indirectly traceable to Big Penguin.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2024 01:50 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: ...
he actually appeared in the episode where Joey played Al Pacino's butt
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 01:50 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: XTC at April 26, 2024 01:46 PM (UnA8+)
Ex-cellent.....
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 01:50 PM (2e48P)
How many fake votes is Biden going to need in 2024?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 01:50 PM (ibTVg)
I think I see the flaw in this plan.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 26, 2024 01:51 PM (8+19+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 01:50 PM (9Ct69
LOL I knew someone who didn't like Cheers would jump in.
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 01:51 PM (2e48P)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2024 01:50 PM (a3Q+t)
I read that in Dr. Smith voice.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 26, 2024 01:51 PM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
That happened specifically because the GOP establishment in GA wanted Trump gone due to the Chamber of Commerce running GA GOP (and the GA Dems when they were in power).
That was primarily over China, foreign trade in general, and human trafficking issues. Atlanta is a hub just as Phoenix is for human trafficking.
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 01:51 PM (/xdjH)
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)
Or put kiddie pron on his computer.
The most innocent possibility: Not only showed him the files that UFO's are real, but had a little green man bring him the folder.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:51 PM (5PP+G)
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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Don't crap on Matthew Perry.
He used to beat up Justin Trudeau at their private high school in Ottawa.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 01:51 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 26, 2024 01:40 PM (yikga)
I was counting on my wife suggesting that I keep a harem of 19 year old college cheerleaders. I think my idea had a better chance of success.
Also, while I don't actually have anything to do with baseball, I don't think it's possible to have a grand slam if the bases aren't loaded.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 01:51 PM (IUd0M)
LOL.
After seeing the Lume body deodorant commercials multiple times, my 8 year old son turned and asked me "Why do ladies stink so much?"
Posted by: Frank Barone at April 26, 2024 01:52 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2024 01:47 PM (lTGtQ)
Matthew Perry is alive and well, living in the Exclusion Zone on Montserrat.
Posted by: spindrift at April 26, 2024 01:52 PM (OguvZ)
Posted by: XTC
Well...any Simpson references post- year 2000.
Before then they were actually very funny.
Any "Star Wars" or "Jaws" references should get a hangin'.
Move on, people. It's only been 50 years or so.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2024 01:52 PM (eDfFs)
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Wilt they ever return?
Posted by: andycanuck
High prices today are just the tip of the iceberg.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 26, 2024 01:52 PM (ycI94)
Well, instead the government outsourced those or just closed them down.
So the people replaced by Mexicans mostly ended up on questionable disability or similar claims.
Not a win for anyone...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 01:53 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2024 01:47 PM (lTGtQ)
Matthew Perry is alive and well, living in the Exclusion Zone on Montserrat.
Journey was never the same after he left.
Posted by: Taggart at April 26, 2024 01:53 PM (og5mY)
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 01:54 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 01:51 PM
The Grand Slam also exists in tennis.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher, D&D Player of the Fortnight at April 26, 2024 01:54 PM (a3Q+t)
Move on, people. It's only been 50 years or so.
Them's fightin' words. The Holy Grail is 49 years old.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 01:54 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Mike Johnson Does Not Fap During Session at April 26, 2024 01:54 PM (aFNOf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)
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*slams outside sides of fist against each other in TJM's direction*
Posted by: Turn 2 at April 26, 2024 01:54 PM (JfxgE)
the price has doubled at the grocery I use
Remember food prices don't matter for inflation...unlikely TVs which you might by once a decade...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 01:54 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 01:51 PM (vtyCZ)
Is that like British public school?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:54 PM (5PP+G)
Posted by: ...
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Cheers (and Friends, and Seinfeld, and all the other shows about nothing) were fine.
It's just that description. It was utterly perfect.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 01:54 PM (9Ct69)
Move on, people. It's only been 50 years or so.
we're gonna need a bigger meme
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 01:55 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2024 01:55 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Max Power at April 26, 2024 01:55 PM (q177U)
Posted by: brak at April 26, 2024 01:55 PM (AR07F)
Posted by: no 6
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Drugs will do that to you and Matthew started substance abuse at age 10.
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 01:55 PM (/xdjH)
Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 01:07 PM (o2ZRX)
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What do you expect when we have to keep accelerating deficit spending to take care of needy aliens romaine' around the country?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 01:55 PM (HnUIn)
Before then they were actually very funny.
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OK. That is acceptable.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 01:55 PM (vtyCZ)
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Wilt they ever return?
Posted by: andycanuck
High prices today are just the tip of the iceberg.
Prices will romaine high for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: Taggart at April 26, 2024 01:55 PM (og5mY)
My guess is the true nature of the race is somewhere in between Rasmussen and an MSM poll.
Its still pretty sickening that we're excited at Trump just being within the margin of error, even with a Republican leaning pollster.
Posted by: Blago at April 26, 2024 01:55 PM (wMRY8)
Move on, people. It's only been 50 years or so.
Them's fightin' words. The Holy Grail is 49 years old.
Blazing Saddles is 50. Care to walk back your ill-considered rant?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 01:56 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 01:56 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: Polyphemus at April 26, 2024 01:56 PM (mSufQ)
Posted by: Mike Johnson Does Not Fap During Session at April 26, 2024 01:54 PM (aFNOf)
I bet when you're just about to finish you wrap sandpaper around your junk.
Not for the kink, but because you should.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 01:56 PM (5PP+G)
Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2024 01:55 PM (RHGPo)
I warned you people about escalators!
Posted by: Brodie at April 26, 2024 01:57 PM (OguvZ)
Posted by: SMOD
I would think alligators would be more of a problem.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2024 01:57 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 26, 2024 01:57 PM (R4t5M)
1) Trump is doing a brilliant job of campaigning nationally even though he's stuck in NYC. His last three events? A) attending the funeral of a slain cop while Biden was having a high dollar fundraiser next door; B) the "bodega visit" to the poor bastard who owns the joint & who got charged with murder (by Alvin Bragg!) for defending himself; C) the dawn visit with NYC construction workers. That's some brilliant, imaginative scheduling!
2) Trump should consider naming his VP NOW. To allow him/her to go to the venues where Trump can't appear. No-one ever pays attention to political conventions, except to see the newly-named VP choice.
Posted by: mnw at April 26, 2024 01:57 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher, D&D Player of the Fortnight at April 26, 2024 01:54 PM (a3Q+t)
And golf, but insofar as I am aware, in neither case are there bases to load.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 01:57 PM (IUd0M)
@TheKevinDalton 1h
“I will not ride our trans system by myself. I am afraid. And I sit on Metro. But I will not ride it.” - Kathryn Barger, LITERAL BOARD MEMBER OF LOS ANGELES METRO
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 01:57 PM (IG4Id)
LOL.
After seeing the Lume body deodorant commercials multiple times, my 8 year old son turned and asked me "Why do ladies stink so much?"
Posted by: Frank Barone
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Wait until he finds out that not even a generation ago it was still really common to find a nod and a wink type of agreement in regards to women not even pooping.
Turns out equality = woman think crotch rot is normal in men and they want it, too
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 01:57 PM (9Ct69)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher, D&D Player of the Fortnight at April 26, 2024 01:54 PM (a3Q+t)
And golf, but insofar as I am aware, in neither case are there bases to load.
Didn't Denny's have one, too?
Posted by: Lance McCormick, still giggling at Bronze Age dad jokes at April 26, 2024 01:58 PM (mSufQ)
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Wilt they ever return?
Posted by: andycanuck
High prices today are just the tip of the iceberg.
Prices will romaine high for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: Taggart at April 26, 2024 01:55 PM
Endive missed all the good lettuce puns, it seems.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2024 01:58 PM (Wnv9h)
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Lettuce not discuss that, the only thing that romaines is despair.
Posted by: Leafy Green at April 26, 2024 01:58 PM (fs1hN)
Move on, people. It's only been 50 years or so.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2024 01:52 PM (eDfFs)
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Screw you, buddy.
Posted by: William Shakespeare at April 26, 2024 01:58 PM (Be/+i)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 01:58 PM (9Ct69)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 01:59 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2024 01:59 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: andycanuck
No, they'll never return,
and their fate is still unknown.
They may rise forever
in the streets of Boston,
they're the prices that'll never return.
Posted by: Charlie, MTA rider extraordinare at April 26, 2024 01:59 PM (a3Q+t)
“I got put in the 10 most eligible bachelor’s list – Biden said. (Crosstalk) “Because you were a United States Senator?” Howard Stern asked Biden.
Biden continued, “A lot of lovely women – women would send very salacious pictures and I’d just give them to the Secret Service.”
US Senators do not have Secret Service protection.
Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2024 01:59 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2024 01:52 PM (eDfFs)
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Screw you, buddy.
Posted by: William Shakespeare
I know, right?
Posted by: Moses at April 26, 2024 01:59 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
That happened specifically because the GOP establishment in GA wanted Trump gone due to the Chamber of Commerce running GA GOP (and the GA Dems when they were in power).
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Trump just a pretty big fundraising haul in Atlanta ....
Maybe he's made nice with the locals?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 26, 2024 01:59 PM (yikga)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher, D&D Player of the Fortnight at April 26, 2024 01:54 PM (a3Q+t)
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Hello?
Posted by: Denny's at April 26, 2024 01:59 PM (JfxgE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 01:59 PM (RUMEY)
Nor rip farts.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 26, 2024 02:00 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2024 01:59 PM (lTGtQ)
I'm an IHOP man.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 02:00 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: mnw at April 26, 2024 01:57 PM (NLIak)
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And expect to see that VP choice hit with lawfare in 3...2...1...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 02:00 PM (Be/+i)
Posted by: Brodie at April 26, 2024 01:57 PM (OguvZ)
Are you insane? We can't close down the escalators, it's a holiday weekend, our biggest of the year!
Posted by: Larry Vaughn at April 26, 2024 02:00 PM (5PP+G)
Now, I buy lettuce, the price doesn't make any difference.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 02:01 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 02:01 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 02:01 PM (9Ct69)
Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2024 02:01 PM (RHGPo)
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Trump just a pretty big fundraising haul in Atlanta ....
Maybe he's made nice with the locals?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 26, 2024 01:59 PM (yikga)
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So, if we had nominated someone that Brad Raffensperger approved of, it wouldn't have happened?
Also, Katie Hobbs was told that her policy of effectively turning off signature verification when she was SoS while campaigning to be governor was a very naughty thing indeed. I bet that happened because Cindy McCain didn't approve of Trump.
We just need a Republican candidate that both Brad Raffensperger and Cindy McCain like, then we'll be gold.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 02:02 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 01:56 PM
Like Democrats, this is not who we are.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at April 26, 2024 02:02 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)
And while we're at it, Simpsons references should be grounds for immediate execution.
Posted by: XTC at April 26, 2024 01:46 PM (UnA8+)
Simpsons reference? That's a paddling.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 26, 2024 02:02 PM (KbCG3)
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I have a baaaaad feeling about this ...
Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 02:02 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2024 02:01 PM (RHGPo)
Ripe. Bet she stinks.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 02:02 PM (RUMEY)
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Hmm. As a young lad, maybe I wouldn't have been so mystified about my feelings about Lady Eberlaine if I also knew that she might not always be her freshest.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 26, 2024 02:02 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Wesley Crusher, D&D Player of the Fortnight at April 26, 2024 01:54 PM (a3Q+t)
And golf, but insofar as I am aware, in neither case are there bases to load.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 01:57 PM (IUd0M)
Pete Buttgig's pool parties enter the chat.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 02:02 PM (5PP+G)
Posted by: Turn 2 at April 26, 2024 02:02 PM (JfxgE)
Posted by: SMOD
Between you and me, I think they should have used more specific wording.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2024 02:03 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: zombie sir francis bacon at April 26, 2024 02:03 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 26, 2024 02:00 PM
They're just better at hiding it.
https://youtu.be/_XemWdrMBnw?si=5tS9dkiv_zQVAKIW
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2024 02:03 PM (Wnv9h)
Hmmmm, the white woman telling the black lesbian to get back in her place. That should go over well.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 02:03 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: runner
You saw ICP? Rad! Did they do the dating game show song?
Posted by: SFGoth at April 26, 2024 02:04 PM (KAi1n)
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Hmm. As a young lad, maybe I wouldn't have been so mystified about my feelings about Lady Eberlaine if I also knew that she might not always be her freshest.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 26, 2024 02:02 PM (fs1hN)
Having older sisters learns you all sorts of important facts about the female sector.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 02:04 PM (5PP+G)
I've completely lost the ability to properly measure just how MUCH I despise journalists.
Posted by: Biergood at April 26, 2024 02:04 PM (PwgSL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 26, 2024 02:04 PM (R4t5M)
You cannot buy old fashioned toilet paper.
The only toilet paper you can buy dissolves
in your hand not the bowl.
It's called Septic Safe.
Go to the internet, it's riddled with admonition.
Also you can't find regular, normal toilet paper.
Anywhere.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 02:04 PM (lCWOD)
Maybe he's made nice with the locals?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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China is fading as an issue as onshoring or moving production lines to India or Mexico is becoming a thing and the whole border protection collapse is ending the 'compassion' for refugees, etc.
The establishment panic over responding to Stacey Abrams and the whole BLM is fading too.
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 02:04 PM (/xdjH)
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 02:04 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: ballistic at April 26, 2024 02:04 PM (HCmwm)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Her firing has been Lume-ing for quite a while.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 26, 2024 02:04 PM (R4t5M
Punny
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 02:04 PM (RUMEY)
For someone who's "not a cop," you sure are a fine simulacrum! You missed your calling.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at April 26, 2024 01:40 PM (NLIak)
Nah. He believes in constitutional rights and doesn't start blasting away when he hears an acorn falling.
Posted by: Squirrels! With nut guns! at April 26, 2024 02:05 PM (Wc83a)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Yep. Hundreds of years of femininity and concepts of beauty that men not only accepted but pretended along with, gone.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 02:05 PM (9Ct69)
Posted by: BurtTC
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Kids in general are usually better in human understanding if they have siblings.
And to you single kids, do not take this personally.
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 02:05 PM (/xdjH)
300 Can we do the deportations via trebuchet?
Posted by: ballistic at April 26, 2024 02:04 PM (HCmwm)
I mean, we can.
I'm kinda partial to forced evacuation through a pond filled with piranha and crocodiles.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 02:05 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 02:04 PM
What's that all a'boot, eh?
Posted by: Peter North, irregular AoSHQ Commenter and proud Canadian at April 26, 2024 02:05 PM (a3Q+t)
AZ now requires proof of citizenship to register to vote. Fed courts upheld this.
This is a change from 2020.
Posted by: mnw at April 26, 2024 02:06 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 26, 2024 02:06 PM (ibTVg)
There just isn't anything funnier than farts, with the possible exception of Uranus.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 02:06 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: just the punchline at April 26, 2024 02:06 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2024 02:01 PM (RHGPo)
She won't take the hint. And she knows Biden cannot fire Ms Historic First Triple Victim Class White House Press Secretary.
Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2024 02:06 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 26, 2024 02:06 PM (tCU73)
AZ now requires proof of citizenship to register to vote. Fed courts upheld this.
This is a change from 2020.
Posted by: mnw at April 26, 2024 02:06 PM (NLIak)
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AZ will break the law in new, unexpected ways. The courts will let it happen. The courts will then, 10 months after the election, say, "Naughty AZ. Please stop doing that."
AZ will not stop doing that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 02:07 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Biergood at April 26, 2024 02:04 PM (PwgSL)
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Beyond milliKohns?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 02:07 PM (Be/+i)
Don't even have to name the movie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 02:07 PM (RUMEY)
Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2024 02:01 PM (RHGPo)
Pointless Pet Peeve: Why are the ages of the people involved here mentioned? How is that relevant to the story, at all.
It's not. So leave it out, idiots.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 02:07 PM (5PP+G)
Posted by: BurtTC
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But I bet that, since you aren't a Biden, you had that harsh wall of separation since they're your sisters, and when the right unrelated beauty came along a lot of that stuff was immediately forgotten or forgiven.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 02:07 PM (9Ct69)
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Give 'em the boot!
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 26, 2024 02:04 PM (vtyCZ)
Boots? I'd have called them chazawuzzes.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 26, 2024 02:07 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 02:06 PM
This.
Posted by: Le Petomane at April 26, 2024 02:07 PM (a3Q+t)
*sings*
Try to remember when lettuce was tender
And Iceberg was cheap, and green not yellow
Try to remember, when not a big spender
And salads had blue cheese, carrot and tomato
Try to remember and if you remember
Good Seasons
Then you're old!
...
Posted by: Pre-Zombie Josh Groban at April 26, 2024 02:07 PM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Ribbed at April 26, 2024 02:07 PM (PVUR/)
Fixed.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 02:07 PM (0hu/3)
And to you single kids, do not take this personally.
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 02:05 PM (/xdjH)
You learn about scapegoating, avoidance, deceit and passing the buck pretty fucking quick.
Posted by: All too human at April 26, 2024 02:07 PM (Wc83a)
Imagine if we really had unbiased press...
I know, I'm dreaming.
Hey, its friday... lol
Posted by: Inogame at April 26, 2024 02:07 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 01:59 PM (RUMEY)
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Didn't they make up for it by just powdering their nose?
Posted by: Turn 2 at April 26, 2024 02:08 PM (JfxgE)
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 02:08 PM (2e48P)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 02:06 PM
This.
Posted by: Le Petomane at April 26, 2024 02:07 PM (a3Q+t)
Ever fart on a blow-up exercise ball???
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 26, 2024 02:08 PM (KbCG3)
But they be easily processed into Hog Chow.
Posted by: Vibe Check at April 26, 2024 02:08 PM (cOq4q)
Didn't they make up for it by just powdering their nose?
Posted by: Turn 2 at April 26, 2024 02:08 PM (JfxgE
No, that's a euphemism for a lesbian encounter in the stall.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 02:08 PM (RUMEY)
Seems like the majority of American judges and lawyers now believe illegal alien rights trump citizen rights, so good luck with that.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 26, 2024 02:08 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 02:09 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 01:59 PM (RUMEY)
Never cleaned a women's restroom have you?
Posted by: They conjure excreta tornadoes in there at April 26, 2024 02:09 PM (Wc83a)
it's over but to admit it would be bad for biz for the media
the question post election will be if shitpants doesn't clear 70 million ballots, what happened ?
the idea that shitpants got 25% more ballots than Cankles is total BS
Posted by: yikes at April 26, 2024 02:09 PM (us2H3)
Move on, people. It's only been 50 years or so.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2024 01:52 PM (eDfFs)
Surely you can't be serious?!*
*44 year old reference
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:09 PM (di6C2)
Don't even have to name the movie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 02:07 PM (RUMEY)
Deliverance?
More beans, Mr. Taggart?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 02:09 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 01:59 PM (RUMEY)
Never cleaned a women's restroom have you?
Posted by: They conjure excreta tornadoes in there at April 26, 2024 02:09 PM (Wc83a)
That cause women hover-poop.
Poor aim.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 02:10 PM (RUMEY)
Don't even have to name the movie.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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There's a Smell-o-Vision scratch N sniff card for Blazing Saddles??
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Citizens have no standing in New America. Big round ball of a judge out front who doesn't know what a woman is should've toldja.
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Sort of, but it also allows one not to be shocked at seeing wrapped bloody packages in the wastebasket in the bathroom. Or waiting outside the door for your sister to finish, and when you go in, being able to take as few breaths through the nose as you're urinating, so as to not swallow through the mouth, the foul butt burger particles still floating in the air.
Among other things.
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Ratshitburger has direct ties to China both in his prior state leg race and his brother being a bigwig with Huawei. He is bought and sold by the PRC. Kemp is more complex but he might have cheated himself into office in 2018 as SoS and those election records were conveniently wiped from SoS controlled servers before Stacey Abrams could get ahold of them.
Then there is that Kemp's chief SoS aide went to work for Dominion and Kemp conveniently used the Abrams election litigation to force the state to use that piece of shit system under a no bid contract with the state through the legislature.
Kemp is a dirty sob just like his GOP predecessor was and his gains in wealth while in office smack of how members of Congress get rich as payoffs.
His predecessor as Gov, Nathan Deal, resigned from Congress before his ethics case was heard and spent 8 years serving as the CoC floor leader for legislation. Went from bankruptcy to being a multimillionaire again.
Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 02:13 PM (/xdjH)
To bring home the evil bacon or sanctified goat and close the deal in November ( beyond their cheat) the Communists will need a visible leader .... a too long way of saying methinks Barky will be The Very Visible Communist Leader in the fall.
. All the Communists already know a vote for 'Biden' is simply a proxy vote for Obama. In the fall the charade of Biden will end as Barky becomes the Un- Constitutional but Very Visible Leader
Trump versus Obama --muy spicy.
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State media polls are universally awful as they do not have large samples nor do they use likely voter screens. Michigan will be a shitty outlier on polling until after the election due to their institution of same day voter registration.
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