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Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 04:24 AM (T4tVD) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 24, 2024 04:27 AM (sAmhv) 3
Disclaimer: Don't eat pink or brown snow either.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:22 AM Dis ain't Da Fud Thread ! Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 04:27 AM (T4tVD) 4
Slow day in Blogland......
Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 04:35 AM (T4tVD) 5
G'Day everyone
Last day close to home, back to city tomorrow Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2024 04:35 AM (fwDg9) 6
Have a good one and stay safe Skip !
Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 04:38 AM (T4tVD) 7
Morning and evening to all the insomaniacals, working late or rising early!
Ever since this time yesterday my throat has been a little scratchy, not getting worse but not improving either. Naturally I wonder if I might be coming down with something. I'm taking it easy, also taking more D3 and zinc, and slept (mirabile dictu) a little later this morning. Temp of 64 F., no wind, humidity is up (of course). A shame I'm not up to working out. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2024 04:44 AM (omVj0) 8
An insomniac with a 9:30 am court appearance.... At least i'm #1 on the calendar.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 24, 2024 04:49 AM (KAi1n) 9
'Tis slow this morning. SFGoth, what's the court appearance all about, if you're willing to share?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2024 04:53 AM (omVj0) 10
You can hate Tik Tok all you like. There is nothing in the Constitution that allows the US Congress to ban it or force Bytedance to sell it.
And China has no such Constitution, so the fact that it is banned in China is 100% irrelevant. Posted by: deadrody at April 24, 2024 04:54 AM (snRwD) 11
Posted by: SFGoth at April 24, 2024 04:49 AM (KAi1n)
I'll see your miserableness and match you...up at 0230 local for a 0830 flight to ATL to sit around for the rest of the day before going to the vendor the next morning and flying back the same evening. And I have a similar trip in two weeks to MT. Really beginning to second guess why I 'unretired'.... Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2024 04:56 AM (YRsIm) 12
Judgment on the pleadings as to cross-defendants' first affirmative defense of failure to state a cause of action by my cross-complaint against seller's broker to indemnify the seller for defense costs when buyer sued over something that should have been avoided but broker was negligent. That what you wanted to know?
Posted by: SFGoth at April 24, 2024 05:02 AM (KAi1n) 13
While on the surface, it would seem that Tik Tok has a arugement, it really doesn't.
Bytedance is not an American company, Congress has in the past forbidden non American companies (or putting restrictions on them) from operating in the US. This is old law, upheld repeatedly. Sucks to be ByteDance. (Side note, it's either promting the common weal or national defense this falls under, depending on the arugements. This is well within Congress' authority to forbid non American (citizens) people/companies from operating or owning American assets.) Posted by: Andrew Norris at April 24, 2024 05:04 AM (UaZLG) 14
Darn it, I hesitate to post, finally decide to and the Tech thread comes up. I'm a bit of a neurotic mess this time of night as Bailey is again puking.
Odd experience today. Went to see Randy to give him towing bill, covered by insurance. He always had his big dog Wrigley there, part yellow lab he looked just like our Bailey, about the same age, but a bit bigger. Maybe topped out at 120 lbs vs Bailey at 102. As Bailey has been failing I wondered if I would see Wrigley. No Wrigley so I asked Randy, he said Wrigley died Feb 11, then looked at the calendar, said no, was determined to figure out the exact day. Finally said it was Feb 16, it was important to him to get the exact date right to tell me. I gave him my sympathies and told him Bailey was on her way out, just turned 14 on Apr 14. Big ole labs just don't live as long as smaller breeds. As I drove away from the insurance agency the song that came on was "Forever Young". I thought of Bailey as a pup and almost teared up at her current decrepit state. We finally decided Sun to have her put down and the appt is Thurs, this intervening time is bittersweet. Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2024 05:05 AM (55Qr6) 15
You can hate Tik Tok all you like. There is nothing in the Constitution that allows the US Congress to ban it or force Bytedance to sell it.
Posted by: deadrody Oh, but don't forget the ever-popular, endlessly useful "Elastic Clause." Allowing government overreach since 1789. And there's all those pesky penumbras, not to mention emanations. China does have a constitution by the way, they just conveniently ignore it until it's useful. Sound familiar. Posted by: John Drake at April 24, 2024 05:06 AM (+OBLx) 16
TikTok will be sold to a cut out.
Thank you, SFG, for reminding me why I ditched going to law school Posted by: Jamaica at April 24, 2024 05:08 AM (IG7T0) 17
What's a Common Weal ?
Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 05:08 AM (T4tVD) 18
You can hate Tik Tok all you like. There is nothing in the Constitution that allows the US Congress to ban it or force Bytedance to sell it.
And China has no such Constitution, so the fact that it is banned in China is 100% irrelevant. Posted by: deadrody - This is part of the problem with the whole "WE'RE AT WAR!!! IT'S WARTIME!!! WAR!!!" silliness since 2001 where we're still at war and kids in college have grown up in a world where the U.S. was constantly "at war." It's nonsense and no one believes it. And now here we are with an "ally" actively engaging in war against us and our youth, and it's not war it's freedom. Because one doesn't mean anything any longer and the other means less and less every day. Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 05:09 AM (9Ct69) 19
Safe travels CrotchetyOldJarhead !
Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 05:10 AM (T4tVD) 20
Posted by: Farmer at April 24, 2024 05:05 AM (55Qr6)
Condolences, friend. That's tough to have to do. You're doing the right thing. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2024 05:10 AM (YRsIm) 21
Sorry Farmer.
Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 05:10 AM (9Ct69) 22
Good morning morons
Local TV news reports Genius Mayor London Breed has proposed a curfew 12 AM - 5 AM in the Tenderloin. Good luck with that. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2024 05:16 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 05:18 AM (9Ct69) 24
Local TV news reports Genius Mayor London Breed has proposed a curfew 12 AM - 5 AM in the Tenderloin.
Because everyone knows if you make a law, people will adhere to that law, so more laws will reduce lawlessness. Sounds par for the course. Genius, indeed. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2024 05:21 AM (YRsIm) 25
My heart goes out to you Farmer - show Bailey in every way you can how much all of you love her, and when it's time - this may sound harsh, but it will mean something - if you can, be in the room with her. Hold her head and body as comfortingly as you can. I've had vets tell me it makes it so much more of a calm and peaceful experience for a beloved pet to have the one they love the most there with them.
Again, I don't mean for it to sound harsh, and please don't take offense, but it will make a positive difference for Bailey, and for you. Posted by: John Drake at April 24, 2024 05:21 AM (+OBLx) 26
Farmer, you are doing the tough part of loving a dog
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2024 05:24 AM (RIvkX) 27
Local TV news reports the Tesla plant in Fremont and locations in Palo Alto are firing 2,700 employees. Someone alert Buck Throckmorton!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2024 05:26 AM (RIvkX) 28
Wait, so bums can't be on the streets from 12am-5am?
Interesting. Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 05:18 AM (9Ct69) Do they hafta levitate ? Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 05:28 AM (T4tVD) 29
Local TV news reports Genius Mayor London Breed has proposed a curfew 12 AM - 5 AM in the Tenderloin. Good luck with that.
Posted by: San Franpsycho Curfew for the bodegas. They have to close b/c the riff-raff. The riff-raff don't have to go nowhere. Posted by: SFGoth at April 24, 2024 05:29 AM (KAi1n) Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2024 05:30 AM (YRsIm) 31
BEST ECONOMY EVER JACK
Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 05:31 AM (9Ct69) 32
They think if they close the smokeshops and convenience stores that are open late, everyone will stop hanging out in front buying, selling, and using.
Great plan, guys. Because there is no place else to congregate. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2024 05:32 AM (RIvkX) 33
Farmer - touching post. I have a close friend who put his very old dog down a few weeks ago at home. Was very peaceful. Then there are people who never get the chance b/c malpractice. I know several, myself included. Yes, be there with Bailey. It is important for you both.
Posted by: SFGoth at April 24, 2024 05:32 AM (KAi1n) 34
"Hey everyone, let's more restrictions, demands, and limitations on the productive class!"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2024 05:34 AM (RIvkX) 35
Judgment on the pleadings as to cross-defendants' first affirmative defense of failure to state a cause of action by my cross-complaint against seller's broker to indemnify the seller for defense costs when buyer sued over something that should have been avoided but broker was negligent. That what you wanted to know?
Posted by: SFGoth at April 24, 2024 *** Uh . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2024 05:34 AM (omVj0) 36
Someone asked....
Posted by: SFGoth at April 24, 2024 05:35 AM (KAi1n) 37
Farmer, I know just what you are going through. Had the same experience many times, most recently with the big Siberian cat Chekov. If you can, have the appointment at your house. It will be much less stressful for everybody, esp. Bailey.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2024 05:37 AM (omVj0) Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2024 05:38 AM (fwDg9) 39
We had the comfort vet come to our house so the whole family was there and it was a very good experience.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2024 05:39 AM (RIvkX) 40
Safe travels Skip
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2024 05:40 AM (RIvkX) 41
Breaking: Byte dance has renamed its popular app TockTik, thwarting the new US law.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2024 05:41 AM (PHukT) 42
I've been there to hold many of my cats, Arizona the red tabby of 16 years' friendship, little tuxedo cat Oreo, and Chekov. Some others passed overnight at the vet so I couldn't be there, like Marie-Antoinette the super-smart black cat, and I regret that.
Being there is tough. Not doing it is worse. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2024 05:42 AM (omVj0) 43
test
Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 05:42 AM (/7KEl) 44
Breaking: Byte dance has renamed its popular app TockTik, thwarting the new US law.
- Six months from now: "The recently disclosed $25 donations to Mitch McConnell and Joe Biden on the day before are believed to be unrelated." Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 05:43 AM (9Ct69) 45
to be clear, US-version tiktok is banned in china ... the chinese version is a lot more educational rather than psychosis-inducing.
kind of makes the purpose perfectly clear. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 24, 2024 05:44 AM (2s0o/) 46
g'mornin' everyone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at April 24, 2024 05:45 AM (2s0o/) 47
SO what does 'banning tiktok' mean
do millions of teenagers have to delete it from their phones now, or what Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 05:46 AM (/7KEl) 48
That what you wanted to know?
Posted by: SFGoth Someone bought something at auction and the auction house shipped it poorly, and now the seller is getting sued? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2024 05:46 AM (PHukT) 49
Breaking: Byte dance has renamed its popular app TockTik, thwarting the new US law. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy "Already have 'KitKot' queued up and loaded in the legal hampster!" -- Bytedance. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2024 05:47 AM (xG4kz) 50
Pixy, not sure the powers that be are aware but there is a pop up banner ad that started out showing up when you opened the blog. It now pops up every time you refresh the thread and is making it very difficult to read and comment when you have to click through a banner over and over.
I’m using safari on an IPad. Read a couple yesterday remarking that they were getting it on Brave as well. I’m not switching to Linux or Ubuntu but thanks Posted by: Pete Bog at April 24, 2024 05:48 AM (b0xnf) 51
I'm wondering if I should ask my boss this morning if I can leave at noon. If I tell him I feel lousy, he'll be all for it. It's not so much that I feel horrible; if I did, I'd call in sick now. But the idea of sitting around, doing sporadic work, all while wondering if I actually am coming down with something, is pretty wearing all by itself.
We'll have nasty, hot, sticky weather this week and all through the weekend. "The weekend" in the local case means "through November and into December." I really hope I can get out of here before then. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 24, 2024 05:52 AM (omVj0) Posted by: JT at April 24, 2024 05:53 AM (T4tVD) 53
12 Judgment on the pleadings as to cross-defendants' first affirmative defense of failure to state a cause of action by my cross-complaint against seller's broker to indemnify the seller for defense costs when buyer sued over something that should have been avoided but broker was negligent. That what you wanted to know?
Posted by: SFGoth ,................................... (Brain melts into a puddle of goo) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 24, 2024 05:54 AM (sAmhv) 54
I'm wondering if I should ask my boss this morning if I can leave at noon. If I tell him I feel lousy, he'll be all for it. It's not so much that I feel horrible; if I did, I'd call in sick now. But the idea of sitting around, doing sporadic work, all while wondering if I actually am coming down with something, is pretty wearing all by itself.
-- COVID. They did it to themselves. Might as well take advantage of it. Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 05:56 AM (9Ct69) 55
Morning peeps
Up early... was burning up in bed and unable to sleep. Heat's off, but it's 71 inside. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2024 05:57 AM (Q4IgG) 56
"I think I'm coming down with spot COVID. You haven't heard of it? Yeah, it's like long COVID except the other direction. Might just last a day or two, especially when the fish are biting."
Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 05:57 AM (9Ct69) 57
Isn't that apple vision thing also blocked from showing pron? It's like they don't want people to use it.
Posted by: Buzzion at April 24, 2024 05:57 AM (867uR) 58
"I also condemn those who don't understand what's going on with the Palestinians." - Joe Biden
Educate me, dipsh*t. Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 24, 2024 05:58 AM (RIvkX) 59
Wait, Apple made a cutting-edge VR headset and removed the ability for people who buy VR headsets to watch the content that they buy VR headsets for? And didn't even figure out an Apple way to charge to unlock the basic functionality of viewing that content on the Apple device the Apple buyer had already paid Apple for?
Never change, Apple. Never change. IT JUST WORKS!!! Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 06:01 AM (9Ct69) 60
56 "I think I'm coming down with spot COVID. You haven't heard of it? Yeah, it's like long COVID except the other direction. Might just last a day or two, especially when the fish are biting."
Posted by: Moron Robbie ............................................. I have Golf COVID. It's easily cured by playing a round of golf. #SCIENCE h8r!!! Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 24, 2024 06:02 AM (sAmhv) 61
"I also condemn those who don't understand what's going on with the Palestinians." - Joe Biden
-- Apparently he also no-joke said something like "How many times does Trump have to prove to you that we can't be trusted" Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 06:02 AM (9Ct69) 62
Golf COVID can be deadly without unusual amounts of sunshine and activity.
Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 06:03 AM (9Ct69) 63
I tried a co-worker's VR glasses a few years ago. I found the experience to be disorienting.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2024 06:05 AM (Q4IgG) 64
That woman in Brazil who wheeled her dead uncle into a bank to withdraw money?
Metaphor for the White House Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 06:05 AM (/7KEl) 65
I tried a co-worker's VR glasses a few years ago. I found the experience to be disorienting.
Posted by: Martini Farmer -- I'm the same way, and it's why it will always be a niche product. IIRC something like 70% of the population gets motion sickness when using a headset. Hard to immerse yourself in a new world that way. Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 06:06 AM (9Ct69) 66
> I tried a co-worker's VR glasses a few years ago. I found the experience to be disorienting.
Posted by: Martini Farmer --- do they serve any practical purpose Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 06:07 AM (/7KEl) 67
do they serve any practical purpose
- Porn. Same reason every other screen and recording device was invented. Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 06:11 AM (9Ct69) 68
mornin yall
Columbia University's anti-Israel protesters are refusing to leave campus after ignoring President Minouche Shafik's midnight deadline. If the school administration didn't turn the fire hoses on at 12:01, they are complicit and responsible for the ensuing riots, injuries, and deaths. Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 06:13 AM (vFG9F) 69
>Porn. Same reason every other screen and recording device was invented.
Posted by: Moron Robbie as I thought. A very expensive toy. Hey the link in your nic doesn't work. There's something missing. Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 06:14 AM (/7KEl) 70
'The student negotiating team has left the table and refuses to return until there is a written commitment that the administration will not be unleashing the NYPD or the National Guard on its students'
How about the NYFD? Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 06:15 AM (vFG9F) Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2024 06:16 AM (PHukT) 72
Senator Warner (D): "...it’s not hard to imagine how a platform that facilitates so much commerce, political discourse, and social debate could be covertly manipulated to serve the goals of an authoritarian regime, one with a long track record of censorship, transnational repression, and promotion of disinformation.”
Is he talking about the Commies in China or the Uniparty in DC? Posted by: Java Joe at April 24, 2024 06:16 AM (WaLgG) 73
Am I the only one who's skeptical about the TikTok ban? Not because I like TikTok, but because who else can they ban once they've set their mind to it? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2024 06:17 AM (w78hc) 74
I think some of the FPV drones being used by Ukraine utilize VR to "fly" them. The flight helmets used by F-35 pilots also employ VR.
I guess those are somewhat practical. Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 24, 2024 06:17 AM (Q4IgG) 75
Buy if the premise is that the 9/11 attacks were successful, I agree. America was cracked open that day, and has been falling to pieces ever since.
IMO Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 06:17 AM (/7KEl) 76
"Columbia’s pro-Palestine protestors will break up into platoons to defend the encampment in the event of arrests. “WILL YOU BE READY TO TURN UP FOR YOUR COMRADES?"
It's time for those students to get educated. Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 06:18 AM (vFG9F) 77
Thanks, I'll put a new one in.
Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 06:18 AM (9Ct69) 78
>'The student negotiating team has left the table and refuses to return until there is a written commitment that the administration will not be unleashing the NYPD or the National Guard on its students'
--- "YOU HAVE TO PROMISE US THERE WILL BE NO CONSEQUENCES TO OUR ACTIONS!" Posted by: Don Black at April 24, 2024 06:19 AM (/7KEl) 79
How about the NYFD? Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 06:15 AM (vFG9F) ____________ "We wish to stand bravely with the revolutionary zeal of the Palestinian people, but not at the cost of our careerist positions at McKinsey or Cravath." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2024 06:19 AM (w78hc) 80
"Am I the only one who's skeptical about the TikTok ban? Not because I like TikTok, but because who else can they ban once they've set their mind to it?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh" No, it sets a bad precedent. Posted by: fd at April 24, 2024 06:20 AM (vFG9F) 81
70 'The student negotiating team has left the table and refuses to return until there is a written commitment that the administration will not be unleashing the NYPD or the National Guard on its students'
How about the NYFD? Posted by: fd Fine. Polish Hussars it is. https://youtu.be/cuJk6MDUZFM?si=bhcDFRhTDj1tRD11 Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 24, 2024 06:21 AM (sAmhv) Posted by: Moron Robbie hypothesizes that bin Laden won the heck out of 9/11, didn't he? at April 24, 2024 06:22 AM (9Ct69) 83
73 Am I the only one who's skeptical about the TikTok ban? Not because I like TikTok, but because who else can they ban once they've set their mind to it?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh You are most definitely not the only one. Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 24, 2024 06:26 AM (BLOW1) 84
Morning Report is up
Posted by: Molly k. at April 24, 2024 06:30 AM (j/yko) 85
Fine. Polish Hussars it is.
https://youtu.be/cuJk6MDUZFM?si=bhcDFRhTDj1tRD11 I'm a Hussar I'm a Hun I'm a Cossack on a dun . . . Posted by: Corb Lund at April 24, 2024 07:24 AM (sF3G5) 86
The TikTok ban is all about the information monopoly. The US government doesn't like competition with its own deep state propaganda media arms, influence peddling and personal data collection.
Posted by: madmike at April 24, 2024 08:16 AM (GJlSU) 87
>Terraform, that's right, which is for infecting all of your computers with Docker
I...dude, what? Terraform has nothing to do with Docker. It's the number one IaC tool right now, which is why the fact it just went sorta-closed source is causing everyone conniptions. Posted by: Daniel Ream at April 24, 2024 10:38 AM (0Go0g) Posted by: Nemo at April 24, 2024 01:26 PM (S6ArX) 89
>>>Disclaimer: Don't eat pink or brown snow either.
Yeah, basically, snow should be ... wai-i-i-i-i-t, you're just tryin' to get me to say the "w" word. Posted by: m at April 24, 2024 01:44 PM (o3SCB) 90
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