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28 Google Layabouts Stage a Sit-In in the Company's NY and California Offices to Pressure It Into Dropping a Contract With Israel; Google Actually Fires the Radicals

Has even Google had its bellyfull of 24/7/365 woke?

Google has fired 28 employees over their participation in a 10-hour sit-in at the search giant's offices in New York and Sunnyvale, California, to protest the company's business ties with the Israel government, The Post has learned.

The pro-Palestinian staffers -- who wore traditional Arab headscarves as they stormed and occupied the office of a top executive in California on Tuesday -- were terminated late Wednesday after an internal investigation, Google vice president of global security Chris Rackow said in a companywide memo.

"They took over office spaces, defaced our property, and physically impeded the work of other Googlers," Rackow wrote in the memo obtained by The Post. "Their behavior was unacceptable, extremely disruptive, and made co-workers feel threatened."

Uh-oh, they're using the Wokies' power word against them.

In New York, protesters had occupied the 10th floor of Google's offices in the Chelsea section of Manhattan as part of a protest that also extended to the company's offices in Seattle for what it called "No Tech for Genocide Day of Action."

"Behavior like this has no place in our workplace and we will not tolerate it," Rackow wrote. "It clearly violates multiple policies that all employees must adhere to -- including our code of conduct and policy on harassment, discrimination, retaliation, standards of conduct, and workplace concerns."

Rackow added that the company "takes this extremely seriously, and we will continue to apply our longstanding policies to take action against disruptive behavior -- up to and including termination."

The fired staffers are affiliated with a group called No Tech For Apartheid, which has been critical of Google's response to the Israel-Hamas war.

...

The protesters have demanded that Google pull out of a $1.2 billion "Project Nimbus" contract -- in which Google Cloud and Amazon Web Services provide cloud-computing and artificial intelligence services for the Israeli government and military.

Google only did this because of the $1.2 billion contract being threatened.


"This evening, Google indiscriminately fired 28 workers, including those among us who did not directly participate in yesterday's historic, bicoastal 10-hour sit-in protests," the workers said in the statement.

"This flagrant act of retaliation is a clear indication that Google values its $1.2 billion contract with the genocidal Israeli government and military more than its own workers -- the ones who create real value for executives and shareholders."

LOL. Anyone want to bet that these 28 employees are all loss-leader DEI hires?



"Sundar Pichai and Thomas Kurian are genocide profiteers," the statement added, referring to Google's CEO and the CEO of its cloud unit, respectively.

"We cannot comprehend how these men are able to sleep at night while their tech has enabled 100,000 Palestinians killed, reported missing, or wounded in the last six months of Israel's genocide -- and counting."

They got the fake numbers up to 100,000 already? Well done, Hamas propaganda unit.

Google's email took a hard line:

We are a place of business and every Googler is expected to read our policies and apply them to how they conduct themselves and communicate in our workplace. The overwhelming majority of our employees do the right thing. If you're one of the few who are tempted to think we're going to overlook conduct that violates our policies, think again. The company takes this extremely seriously, and we will continue to apply our longstanding policies to take action against disruptive behavior -- up to and including termination.

That's saying, in so many words, "Don't expect your skin color or sexual identity to save you, Wokies."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:16 PM




Comments

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

2 Top o' the noon to ya, Ace!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

3 I lum'd nood.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

4 I did.....really.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

5 They'll be here any moment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Evil firing other evil. It's a shame they can't both lose.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 18, 2024 12:17 PM (zjgNU)

7 Seriously.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Top 10?!?

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at April 18, 2024 12:17 PM (pgwxJ)

9 >"Behavior like this has no place in our workplace and we will not tolerate it," Rackow wrote. "It clearly violates multiple policies that all employees must adhere to -- including our code of conduct and policy on harassment, discrimination, retaliation, standards of conduct, and workplace concerns."

But we approve of it everywhere else.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 18, 2024 12:18 PM (rJ48h)

10 "We cannot comprehend how these men are able to sleep at night while their tech has enabled 100,000 Palestinians killed, reported missing, or wounded in the last six months of Israel's genocide -- and counting."

I'd imagine like Scrooge McDuck, in an Olympic swimming pool full of money.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 12:18 PM (CsUN+)

11 Hi Ace

Schumer changed his mind and will allow floor debate on the Mayorkas impeachment. Finally dawned that having a scapegoat was in their best interest.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 18, 2024 12:19 PM (t/2Uw)

12 Were there 100,000 people in Gaza?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

13 We cannot comprehend how these men are able to sleep at night while their tech has enabled 100,000 Palestinians killed, reported missing, or wounded in the last six months of Israel's genocide -- and counting."

*Holds pinky to corner of mouth*

ONE BILLION KILLED

Posted by: Dr. Mohammed Evil at April 18, 2024 12:19 PM (AiZBA)

14 "Behavior like this has no place in our workplace and we will not tolerate it," Rackow wrote. "It clearly violates multiple policies that all employees must adhere to -- including our code of conduct and policy on harassment, discrimination, retaliation, standards of conduct, and workplace concerns."

But we approve of it everywhere else.


Well YEAH, that doesn't cost us anything.

Posted by: Google at April 18, 2024 12:19 PM (CsUN+)

15 This evening, Google indiscriminately fired 28 workers

Someone doesn't know what "indiscriminately" means.

Posted by: spindrift at April 18, 2024 12:19 PM (OguvZ)

16 Bitching about a $1.2B contract with Israel isn't going to win over any bean counters, even at Google.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 18, 2024 12:19 PM (Q4IgG)

17 I guess Ace is living offshore, since he's an hour ahead of us.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 12:20 PM (w6EFb)

18 >>2 Top o' the noon to ya, Ace!

hello sponge

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 12:20 PM (KRtlO)

19 Hahahaha...Fire All They Asses!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2024 12:20 PM (cDEsv)

20 Woke is all fun and games until they're occupying your office.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:20 PM (FVME7)

21
Someone doesn't know what "indiscriminately" means.
Posted by: spindrift at April 18, 2024 12:19 PM (OguvZ)



I thought the same thing.

Nothing random about this firing. They FAFO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

22 These confused ignoramus's have found out where they fit into the corporate hierarchy. Yea!
I wonder if this could be called an Amber Heard event in their honor.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 12:20 PM (pKss/)

23 Wow, so just for once, Google has not been evil.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 12:20 PM (9yWhg)

24 Now, if only more college administrators had the same guts

Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2024 12:20 PM (RHGPo)

25 >>> Schumer changed his mind and will allow floor debate on the Mayorkas impeachment. Finally dawned that having a scapegoat was in their best interest.

oh good, thank you. and Hi.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 12:20 PM (KRtlO)

26 "This flagrant act of retaliation is a clear indication that Google values its $1.2 billion contract with the genocidal Israeli government and military more than its own workers -- the ones who create real value for executives and shareholders."
++++
If you created value, you'd have been at work.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:21 PM (HnUIn)

27
Blue on blue, heartache to heartache

Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2024 12:21 PM (j4U/Z)

28 This evening, Google indiscriminately fired 28 workers

Someone doesn't know what "indiscriminately" means.


There are a lot of words they don't understand, starting with "evil", as in "don't be".

Posted by: Google at April 18, 2024 12:21 PM (CsUN+)

29
They got the fake numbers up to 100,000 already? Well done, Hamas propaganda unit.

Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:16 PM Comments


Those numbers are old.

I'm pretty sure that the Israelis killed-

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Palestinians.

All of them women and children!!!!111!!!11

Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2024 12:21 PM (eDfFs)

30 Next time it will be criminal trespassing. Turns out using your work email to stage a protest at work probably was a bad plan.

How soon before Letitia James charges Google with fraud for overvaluing their property.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 18, 2024 12:21 PM (Ectld)

31 I see the halfwits are including wounded in their fake numbers.

Lamest. Genocide. Ever.

Posted by: spindrift at April 18, 2024 12:22 PM (OguvZ)

32 Geesh, Sponge 1st through 5th? Don't ya think that's showing off a little too much?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 12:22 PM (9yWhg)

33
Schumer changed his mind and will allow floor debate on the Mayorkas impeachment. Finally dawned that having a scapegoat was in their best interest.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 18, 2024 12:19 PM (t/2Uw)

I imagine they were "afraid" of what might happen to them if somehow they lose the Senate and Trump wins... They have to make it look like they are being serious.

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 12:22 PM (Akjoo)

34 "We cannot comprehend how these men are able to sleep at night while their tech has enabled 100,000 Palestinians killed, reported missing, or wounded in the last six months of Israel's genocide -- and counting."

They don't even care if it's believable. All that matters is JEWS BAD!!!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 18, 2024 12:22 PM (zjgNU)

35 /sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at April 18, 2024 12:22 PM (AiZBA)

36 Those numbers are old.

I'm pretty sure that the Israelis killed-

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Palestinians.

All of them women and children!!!!111!!!11


Many of whom were turning their lives around and were aspiring rappers. Oh wait...

Posted by: Google at April 18, 2024 12:22 PM (CsUN+)

37 I'm pretty sure that the Israelis killed-

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Palestinians.

It's a start

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 12:22 PM (Akjoo)

38 If you're one of the few who are tempted to think we're going to overlook conduct that violates our policies, think again. The company takes this extremely seriously, and we will continue to apply our longstanding policies to take action against disruptive behavior -- up to and including termination.
++++
When enough money is on the line, sure. And if it directly screws with company's aristocracy.

Disrupt in the cafeteria, not in the C-suite.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:22 PM (HnUIn)

39 LOL. Anyone want to bet that these 28 employees are all loss-leader DEI hires?
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Kassy Akiva @KassyDillon Apr 17
This is a Google employee accusing women who were raped by terrorists of lying to “punish men of color.”

She works on Google’s child safety team.

Dr. KS @katejsim 7 Dec 2023
do not be swayed by karens and their crocodile imperial feminism against rape. it plays right into long tradition of yt women weaponizing femininity/motherhood to discipline/punish men of color

Emmett Till, Vincent Chen, Rassenschande -- all in the name of white sexuality


Kassy Akiva @KassyDillon Apr 17
UPDATE: Google fired 28 of the protesting employees, according to a company wide memo by Google VP of global security Chris Rackow.

“If you’re one of the few who are tempted to think we’re going to overlook conduct that violates our policies, think again.”

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 12:23 PM (vtyCZ)

40 Hiya

Posted by: JT at April 18, 2024 12:23 PM (T4tVD)

41 West Virginia Law Protecting Women’s Sports from “Transgender” Athletes Overturned by Federal Court

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It's in the apples /oranges clause.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:23 PM (FVME7)

42 Geesh, Sponge 1st through 5th? Don't ya think that's showing off a little too much?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 12:22 PM (9yWhg)



I nooded after 2. Y'all just slow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

43 3 I lum'd nood.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

4 I did.....really.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:17 PM


Did you at least clean it up?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 12:23 PM (Wnv9h)

44 Google is building a YUGE data center a few miles from our house. You should see the electrical grid infrastructure going up everywhere to support it. Not a windmill or solar panel in sight; not very "green." Seems server farms need actual reliable energy.

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at April 18, 2024 12:23 PM (pgwxJ)

45 >"We cannot comprehend how these men are able to sleep at night while their tech has enabled 100,000 Palestinians killed, reported missing, or wounded in the last six months of Israel's genocide -- and counting."

I sleep great...on a bed made of money.

Posted by: Don Draper at April 18, 2024 12:23 PM (NgqoH)

46 I'd imagine like Scrooge McDuck, in an Olympic swimming pool full of money.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 12:18 PM (CsUN+)

white noise generator

Posted by: BignJames at April 18, 2024 12:23 PM (AwYPR)

47 I'm actually surprised

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at April 18, 2024 12:23 PM (xcxpd)

48 The fired staffers are affiliated with a group called No Tech For Apartheid, which has been critical of Google's response to the Israel-Hamas war.
++++
I wonder if they understand how crucial Israel is to high-tech. I doubt it, given that they don't understand what "apartheid" means, but whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:23 PM (HnUIn)

49 There are a number of recent videos on X showing the population of Gaza taking a break from being genocided and going to the beach.

Lots and lots of people.

The initial videos showed the crowds from a distance, but there is now a video out giving a closer look.

The crowd is entirely comprised of men and boys.

After all, it would be immodest for women and girls to go to the beach.

This is the society and culture that these people are defending.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 12:24 PM (YAtuc)

50 I am very surprised google actually terminated them.

Too bad they weren't thrown off the building.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2024 12:24 PM (SKOCN)

51 Meanwhile, back at the Google cubicle farm, heads are down and the whispering is muted as the serfs begin to realize that the Royals don't really love them after all.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * expert procrastinator at April 18, 2024 12:24 PM (q0ssf)

52 Did you at least clean it up?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 12:23 PM (Wnv9h)



Of course not. I left it in the last thread, hoping that the smell would force everyone into the new one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:24 PM (Zz0t1)

53 48 I wonder if they understand how crucial Israel is to high-tech. I doubt it, given that they don't understand what "apartheid" means, but whatever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:23 PM (HnUIn)

======

Apartheid is bad. Israel is bad.

I mean, it's not a hard equation, Mannix.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

54 Have I ever told you how my Uncle Bozey was eaten by cannibals because of Donald Trump?

Posted by: Joe "Yarn Spinner" Biden at April 18, 2024 12:25 PM (c/p7S)

55 do not be swayed by karens and their crocodile imperial feminism

OK, who had "crocodile imperial feminism" on their bingo card?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 12:25 PM (CsUN+)

56 I'm in your Slack Channel. Collecting your organization's contacts as you plan your protest.

Posted by: Google at April 18, 2024 12:25 PM (Ectld)

57 Of course not. I left it in the last thread, hoping that the smell would force everyone into the new one.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:24 PM


Ah...the ol' Corsicana Maneuver.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 12:25 PM (Wnv9h)

58 They'll all be replaced with AI eventually anyway

Posted by: brak at April 18, 2024 12:25 PM (AR07F)

59 The company takes this extremely seriously, and we will continue to apply our longstanding policies to take action against disruptive behavior -- up to and including termination.
That's saying, in so many words, "Don't expect your skin color or sexual identity to save you, Wokies."


Shorter: "Money talks. Bullshit walks."

Always has. Always will.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 12:25 PM (aNhid)

60 >>All of them women and children!!!!111!!!11

I think it's grandmas per recent reports, innocent, happy grandmas

Posted by: DanMan at April 18, 2024 12:25 PM (8uzBS)

61 >>West Virginia Law Protecting Women’s Sports from “Transgender” Athletes Overturned by Federal Court


I think women should refuse to compete against the trannies. It's the only way, seems to me.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 12:25 PM (w6EFb)

62 Another way to look at Google's behavior is that their Ox got gored.

Not that they have a problem with their employees being activists when conservatives are being demonitized on YewToob or right(ish) web sites are pushed to page 13 of the searches, but fuck with them in their own back yard and suddenly they are hard nosed businessmen who take no shit from trouble makers.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 18, 2024 12:26 PM (FCbAQ)

63 I'm actually surprised
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at April 18, 2024 12:23 PM (xcxpd)
++++
I'm not. Billions of dollars on the line, but even more than that, Israel is a high-tech powerhouse and big tech has a lot of offices there doing very high-quality work. If a big tech company were to divest from Israel, it would be extremely damaging and cede a lot of advantage to competitors.

All that aside, it doesn't surprise me even transactionally. High tech went on a hiring rampage during COVID and virtually all tech companies are overstaffed. Anyone who goes out of his way to declare that he's an unproductive asshole should expect to get fired. All of high tech is looking to reduce payrolls, and firing for cause is *awesome* because there's no severance and no WARN act headlines.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:26 PM (HnUIn)

64 I'd imagine like Scrooge McDuck, in an Olympic swimming pool full of money.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 12:18 PM (CsUN+)


Did Mythbusters ever do an episode on whether ducks can swim in a gigantic bin full of coins?

Posted by: spindrift at April 18, 2024 12:26 PM (OguvZ)

65
Ah...the ol' Corsicana Maneuver.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 12:25 PM (Wnv9h)



Taking crop dusting to a whole new level.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

66 He's a crazy ass Nazi!

"Israel will do whatever it needs to defend itself," Netanyahu said in a statement.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:26 PM (FVME7)

67 I know a Google HR exec- he used to work for J. The response from the employees is a bat signal from unions. Might get interesting.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 12:26 PM (ZdaMQ)

68 55 do not be swayed by karens and their crocodile imperial feminism

OK, who had "crocodile imperial feminism" on their bingo card?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 12:25 PM (CsUN+)

=======

I do, but it's not the "internalized black simulacrum of antidisestablishmentarianism" that I need for that top line to fill out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

69 "Not a windmill or solar panel in sight; not very 'green.'"

Good.

Posted by: Google at April 18, 2024 12:26 PM (Ectld)

70 Meanwhile, back at the Google cubicle farm, heads are down and the whispering is muted as the serfs begin to realize that the Royals don't really love them after all.

Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Help, help, I'm being repressed!!!

Posted by: Google code monkeys at April 18, 2024 12:27 PM (CsUN+)

71 Wokies: You value a $1.2 billion contract more than your workers!

Literally every company ever: Well... yeah.

Posted by: Mr. Fabulist at April 18, 2024 12:27 PM (kIwCj)

72 Indonesian Transgender Prostitutes hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 12:27 PM (8skTE)

73 >Shorter: "Money talks. Bullshit walks."

Always has. Always will.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 12:25 PM (aNhid)

One thing to virtue signal. Completely another to screw with a revenue stream.

Posted by: Don Draper at April 18, 2024 12:27 PM (NgqoH)

74 blah

Posted by: Ribbed at April 18, 2024 12:27 PM (Ectld)

75 I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest the 28 fired employees are not part of Google's critical infrastructure teams that keep the servers running...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 12:27 PM (7fElN)

76 do not be swayed by karens and their crocodile imperial feminism
=====

It's no Crocodile Rock that's for sure

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 12:27 PM (CIS44)

77 I am very surprised google actually terminated them.

Too bad they weren't thrown off the building.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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The Defenestration of Progs.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 12:27 PM (vtyCZ)

78 67 Piper, who is "J?" Your husband/significant other?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 12:28 PM (9yWhg)

79 In the photos I've seen, they were also wearing the traditional Progressive facemasks. Maybe we need to find creative enforcement of anti-Klan laws.

100,000? At this rate, by the end of the summer the "Evil Zionist Entity" will have killed every resident of Gaza at least twice.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 18, 2024 12:28 PM (a/7LW)

80
It's no Crocodile Rock that's for sure
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 12:27 PM (CIS44)



Freedom Rock > Crocodile Rock

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

81
"Their behavior was unacceptable, extremely disruptive, and made co-workers feel threatened."


Only an cowardly idiot would think that a bunch of mouthy mohammedans could be in any way threatening.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2024 12:28 PM (n+4am)

82 I left it in the last thread, hoping that the smell would force everyone into the new one.
Posted by: Sponge

Hint: it wasn't the dog on that airplane, Sponge was on the flight too!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 12:28 PM (pKss/)

83 I guess Google's new slogan is Don't fuck with the bottom line.

Posted by: huerfano at April 18, 2024 12:28 PM (VGOMa)

84 You gotta feel bad for the fired protesters.* They've been raised their whole lives to believe that if they protest on behalf of the right causes, and show how passionate they are, everyone will bow down to them and make them feel special. And suddenly that rug's being yanked from under them. It has to be a real shock.


*note: I do not in fact feel bad for them.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 18, 2024 12:28 PM (bhRsz)

85 The Defenestration of Progs.
Posted by: andycanuck


Damn. Lots of stealable lines on the blog today.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 12:29 PM (9yWhg)

86 Freedom Rock > Crocodile Rock
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:28 PM


Turn it up, man!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 12:29 PM (Wnv9h)

87 >77 I am very surprised google actually terminated them.

Too bad they weren't thrown off the building.
Posted by: nurse ratched
-------
The Defenestration of Progs.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 12:27 PM (vtyCZ)

I'm partial to one way helicopter rides myself.

Posted by: El Presidente Pinochet at April 18, 2024 12:29 PM (NgqoH)

88 I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest the 28 fired employees are not part of Google's critical infrastructure teams that keep the servers running...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 12:27 PM (7fElN)
++++
Google calls is "site reliability engineering."

And I doubt very much that of them were involved. Site reliability engineers tend to be very, very skilled, work a whole lot and have ulcers the size of their fists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:29 PM (HnUIn)

89 "At this rate, by the end of the summer the "Evil Zionist Entity" will have killed every resident of Gaza at least twice."

Really emphasizes how little respect these leftwing morons in Gaza have for Westerners.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 18, 2024 12:29 PM (Ectld)

90 "We cannot comprehend how these men are able to sleep at night while their tech has enabled 100,000 Palestinians killed, reported missing, or wounded in the last six months of Israel's genocide -- and counting."
_______
I'm guessing they're sleeping better than you will, when you're in a tent city on the street.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 12:29 PM (1bNHn)

91 Fraggle Rock

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 12:29 PM (9yWhg)

92 They got fired for sh1tting where they work.

EPA will probably hire them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 12:29 PM (HUco/)

93 Wokies: You value a $1.2 billion contract more than your workers!

Literally every company ever: Well... yeah.
Posted by: Mr. Fabulist


I'd fire every cocksucker in the building over a $1.2 billion dollar contract.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 12:29 PM (aNhid)

94 The Defenestration of Progs.
Posted by: andycanuck


Damn. Lots of stealable lines on the blog today.


Yeah, that was a beaut.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 12:30 PM (CsUN+)

95 Americans Losing Confidence In Their Military, Government

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And the judicial system! Don't forget the judicial system!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:30 PM (FVME7)

96 62 Another way to look at Google's behavior is that their Ox got gored.

Not that they have a problem with their employees being activists when conservatives are being demonitized on YewToob or right(ish) web sites are pushed to page 13 of the searches, but fuck with them in their own back yard and suddenly they are hard nosed businessmen who take no shit from trouble makers.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 18, 2024 12:26 PM (FCbAQ)

This exactly - if those workers had taken a lunch break to go sit and disrupt say, the Heritage Foundation, Google would have corporately cheered and promoted them.

It was only when the guy at the top got disturbed that anything happened. He's a "good" guy and how dare they treat him the same as his enemies...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 18, 2024 12:30 PM (exHjb)

97 Twenty-eight imbecilic idiots. How can you be so idiotic you risk a cushy office job where you get free breakfast, free coffee, lattes, and every other possible beverage all day long, free lunch, free snacks anytime you get a tiny bit hungry, and the prestige of working for teh Google?

Why did Google hire those total idiots to begin with???

Because (we all know why).

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 12:30 PM (5fDan)

98 Cue the XXCD comic that the Left has been posting for years, which explains that while of course you have the right to "free speech", you don't have the right to avoid the consequences of your "free speech".

After all, if your "free speech" causes you to get fired from your job and causes other bad things to happen to you, well, you should have foreseen that before you engaged in "free speech".

This gets posted whenever a conservative gets canceled.

Not so much fun when the shoe is on the other foot, is it?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 12:30 PM (YAtuc)

99 49 After all, it would be immodest for women and girls to go to the beach.

This is the society and culture that these people are defending.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April

I will sponsor 3 of those protesting to go to Palestine and embark on a diversity training and outreach program. I will pay a bonus if they are gay - upon their return.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 12:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

100 Americans Losing Confidence In Their Military, Government ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:30 PM (FVME7)
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Is the headline from "Well, Duh News - All the News That's Immediately Obvious?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:30 PM (HnUIn)

101 ace, since you're here:

I just discovered this and it's hilarious. Well worth a read and, if you've got an hour while driving or the like, watching the video.

Some 4Channers likely pulled off the most elaborate Fight Club style troll that I've ever heard of. The video lays it out in detail (the puzzle section is fascinating), but here's a start:

"For instance, an example widely used by supporters of the claims draws a comparison between the BAYC logo and the Nazi Totenkopf symbol used by the SS Panzer Division in World War II."

https://tinyurl.com/2ycb24q6

TLR - some geniuses at 4Chan figured out how to make millions on NFTs because "next big thing" and got lefties / movie stars / black athletes and rappers to buy them, advertise them, use them as their Twitter image (Jimmy Kimmel IIRC), etc., all while the NFTs and group has Nazi and horrible racist imagery all over the place.

It's hilarious. I don't think this worldwide level of trolling has ever been attempted before, and definitely hasn't succeeded at this level.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 12:30 PM (qQsNc)

102 They got the fake numbers up to 100,000 already? Well done, Hamas propaganda unit.
_______
How long before they claim it's 7,000,000?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 12:31 PM (1bNHn)

103 A second juror is being dismissed from the already seated jury in the Trump trial #2 & #4.

It looks as if #4 may have taken down political posters from the right and was arrested in the 90's for doing so.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 12:31 PM (NpAcC)

104 Did Mythbusters ever do an episode on whether ducks can swim in a gigantic bin full of coins?
Posted by: spindrift at April 18, 2024 12:26 PM (OguvZ)


I'd be more interested in an episode on whether they can talk in a Scottish accent.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 18, 2024 12:31 PM (bhRsz)

105 "Google Actually Fires the Radicals"

Did Google actually fire them? I don't see where it specifically says they were fired. Google's statement has some vaguery about "taking action against disruptive behavior," but nowhere do I see where these terror whores were actually fired. Did I miss something?

Without any actual express confirmation that they were actually fired, I think we can assume that they weren't.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

106 Freedom Rock > Crocodile Rock
Posted by: Sponge



Freedom Rock > Crocodile Rock > Gaggle Rock > Google Rock

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 12:31 PM (aNhid)

107 Americans Losing Confidence In Their Military, Government

The US government is the primary cause of most normal Americans' problems. And it isn't incompetence, it is intentional.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 12:31 PM (ibTVg)

108 Google employees and executives both suck. More of the same please.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 18, 2024 12:31 PM (rJ48h)

109 They always end up eating their own.

Posted by: Drunken Yoda at April 18, 2024 12:31 PM (ilHZO)

110 Look at the genocided, starving, and jsut the terrible conditions of the paleosimians.


https://tinyurl.com/mrx9xt6t

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 18, 2024 12:31 PM (17s+e)

111 I'd like to think that if enough of these idiots talk themselves out of jobs, maybe unleashed wokeism will abate somewhat. But probably not. These DEIfiers will just land jobs with other even more "progressive" organizations.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 12:32 PM (njExo)

112 Cue the XXCD comic that the Left has been posting for years, which explains that while of course you have the right to "free speech", you don't have the right to avoid the consequences of your "free speech".

After all, if your "free speech" causes you to get fired from your job and causes other bad things to happen to you, well, you should have foreseen that before you engaged in "free speech". ...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 12:30 PM (YAtuc)
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Even that's dumb. It's private property.

There is no "freedom of speech" in my home. If you go too far, I'll throw your ass out. You can get a bullhorn and spew nonsense in a public park if you want, but not on my property.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:32 PM (HnUIn)

113 Americans Losing Confidence In Their Military, Government ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:30 PM (FVME7)



What?!? This is PERPOSTEROUS! I can't IMAGINE why that would be!!!!

Posted by: Admiral Levine at April 18, 2024 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

114 103 A second juror is being dismissed from the already seated jury in the Trump trial #2 & #4.

It looks as if #4 may have taken down political posters from the right and was arrested in the 90's for doing so.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 12:31 PM (NpAcC)

========

I want the trial selection process to go on for weeks with every single one pushed out for obvious political reasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

115 "After all, it would be immodest for women and girls to go to the beach."

It is the very definition of immodesty to expose yourself at the beach. You might be ok with that, but doesn't change the meaning.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 18, 2024 12:32 PM (Ectld)

116 >102 They got the fake numbers up to 100,000 already? Well done, Hamas propaganda unit.
_______
How long before they claim it's 7,000,000?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 12:31 PM (1bNHn)

Working on it boss.

Posted by: Ham ass health ministry drone at April 18, 2024 12:32 PM (NgqoH)

117 I think the left is beginning to see just how angry normal people are at what's happening.
Johnson is being crucified, and rightly so, for his failure to provide for securing the border in this latest bill. Think Schumer is reading the room and seeing what is happening.
The public rallying to Trump for this abomination of a trial in NY.
Crazy leftists rallying for terrorist monsters Hamas and openly antisemetic attacks against Jews just going about their daily lives.
EV sales crashing.
Woke media being shunned and going bankrupt.
Is it starting?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 18, 2024 12:32 PM (t/2Uw)

118
Freedom Rock > Crocodile Rock > Gaggle Rock > Google Rock
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 12:31 PM (aNhid)



Where does N***er Rock fit in all this?

Posted by: Rick Perry at April 18, 2024 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

119 Eff Gurgle and more importantly eff the Republican's on their payroll.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 18, 2024 12:33 PM (kj1We)

120 Dr. KS @katejsim 7 Dec 2023
do not be swayed by karens and their crocodile imperial feminism against rape. it plays right into long tradition of yt women weaponizing femininity/motherhood to discipline/punish men of color

--

Yes! They "weaponized" their feminism with a bullet to the back of their heads after they were gang raped and had their breasts cut off.

My G*D....how are there actual creatures like this @katesjim alive and slithering around impersonating actual human life?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 18, 2024 12:33 PM (mupln)

121 Americans Losing Confidence In Their Military, Government


I first read that without the comma. It still made perfect sense.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 12:33 PM (9yWhg)

122 Trump will be holding a rally on the beach in Wildwood, NJ on May 11. Details on how to get tickets will be announced soon.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 18, 2024 12:33 PM (3ImbR)

123 109 They always end up eating their own.
Posted by: Drunken Yoda at April 18, 2024 12:31 PM (ilHZO)

Cannibalism is no joke, Jack. True story.

-Joey, yesterday. Or tomorrow, you never know.

Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2024 12:33 PM (j4U/Z)

124 Anyone else thinking that $1.2 billion sounds like chump change?

Posted by: Oglebay at April 18, 2024 12:33 PM (7fVdQ)

125 I want the trial selection process to go on for weeks with every single one pushed out for obvious political reasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

Except it keeps Trump on "lock up" so to speak

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 12:33 PM (Akjoo)

126 The Defenestration of Progs.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 12:27 PM


Possible threadwinnner, right there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 12:33 PM (Wnv9h)

127 78 67 Piper, who is "J?" Your husband/significant other?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024

Significant other. I have been too traumatized to get remarried. I freely admit that. One day, maybe. He gave me a beautiful blue diamond, so I will eventually have to put up or shut up! 😂

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 12:34 PM (ZdaMQ)

128 Is it starting?

You can't just tee them up like that.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning (not really) at April 18, 2024 12:34 PM (CsUN+)

129 Were they wearing the appropriate ribbons? Did they have the right flags? The right bumper stickers? What about their hashtags?
(Puts hands on hips. Stomps foot.)

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 18, 2024 12:34 PM (dg+HA)

130 Anyone else thinking that $1.2 billion sounds like chump change?
Posted by: Oglebay at April 18, 2024 12:33 PM (7fVdQ)
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*No* single billion-dollar transaction is "chump change," even to a mega-corp like Google, especially not in a fairly weak division like Google Cloud.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:34 PM (HnUIn)

131 117 Is it starting?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 18, 2024 12:32 PM (t/2Uw)

=======

I still theorize that it started in 2009 with the rise of the Tea Party, and the only reason the left (and the establishment) has been able to hold onto power ever since is through concerted efforts to break the feedback loop between the people and the government: elections.

They're legacy efforts worked in 2012. 2016 swept them away. 2020, they pulled out all the stops.

You don't do that if you're winning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:34 PM (GBKbO)

132 122 Trump will be holding a rally on the beach in Wildwood, NJ on May 11. Details on how to get tickets will be announced soon.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 18, 2024 12:33 PM (3ImbR)

The beach is big enough (1/2 mile to the ocean), but man, traffic will be astronomical...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 18, 2024 12:34 PM (exHjb)

133 This evening, Google indiscriminately fired 28 workers...


I'm thinking it wasn't exactly indiscriminate.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2024 12:34 PM (W/lyH)

134 My G*D....how are there actual creatures like this @katesjim alive and slithering around impersonating actual human life?
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 18, 2024 12:33 PM


Because it's still illegal to *types* *deletes* them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 12:35 PM (Wnv9h)

135 California Moves to Create Genealogy Office for Reparations Eligibility

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Which is not Nazi at all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:35 PM (FVME7)

136 I want the trial selection process to go on for weeks with every single one pushed out for obvious political reasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:32 PM (GBKbO)
*******
I do too.
Judge wants the trial to start on Monday.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 12:35 PM (NpAcC)

137 After all, if your "free speech" causes you to get fired from your job and causes other bad things to happen to you, well, you should have foreseen that before you engaged in "free speech". ...

Of course the difference here is the left wants to fire (and imprison you) for saying refusing to use tranny pronouns.

They would argue "protesting genocide" by shutting down a road or your office is different.

Because you see your words are "literal" violence and their false imprisonment or even actual violence against you is just free speech

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 12:35 PM (ibTVg)

138 >Has even Google had its bellyfull of 24/7/365 woke?


Maybe Google just knows the fired workers are very easily replaced

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 12:35 PM (oCjPU)

139 "Anyone else thinking that $1.2 billion sounds like chump change?"

Depends on how dedicated to Democracy (TM) you are, Comrade.

Posted by: Volodymyr Zelenskyy at April 18, 2024 12:35 PM (Ectld)

140 I will eventually have to put up or shut up! 😂
Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 12:34 PM (ZdaMQ)



I think you misspelled 'out.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

141 We ArE hIrInG, yOu ArE pErFeCt!!!

Posted by: Public Schools at April 18, 2024 12:35 PM (qUkBO)

142 "We cannot comprehend how these men are able to sleep at night while their tech has enabled 100,000 Palestinians killed, reported missing, or wounded in the last six months of Israel's genocide -- and counting."

That's odd. I'm having trouble sleeping knowing that there are some Pali animals still alive, and doubtless plotting more terror attacks in Israel and probably also the USA. I'll sleep better when all these rats are dead.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

143 125 I want the trial selection process to go on for weeks with every single one pushed out for obvious political reasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

Except it keeps Trump on "lock up" so to speak
Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 12:33 PM (Akjoo)

========

Dude's raising cash and getting great press everyday.

His presence on the campaign trail is nothing compared to the coverage he's getting as the victim of a corrupt judicial process.

Let it last for weeks. Keep making him a martyr of injustice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)

144 There is no "freedom of speech" in my home. If you go too far, I'll throw your ass out. You can get a bullhorn and spew nonsense in a public park if you want, but not on my property.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Carrots in chili are awesome!

*Bulgaroctonus picks himself up from pavement, dusts himself off, goes to seek medical treatment after having been thrown out on his ass by Joe Mannix.*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 12:36 PM (9yWhg)

145 This evening, Google indiscriminately fired 28 workers...

-
And it was discriminatory!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:36 PM (FVME7)

146 I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest the 28 fired employees are not part of Google's critical infrastructure teams that keep the servers running...

That's what Elon Musk found out when he took over X - that there is a hardcore group of techies that you need to retain that keep the site running. (Musk took a picture with these guys, who were almost all young white and Asian males.)

And then you have a luxuriant group of "coordinators", "disinformation specialists", and similar people, which let you hit your DEI and ideological targets (and are most of the people employed by the organization), but provide no value to the organization, and can easily be fired.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 12:36 PM (YAtuc)

147 Defenestration



Am I the only one that finds it amazing that there's actually a word for that act?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

148 still theorize that it started in 2009 with the rise of the Tea Party, and the only reason the left (and the establishment) has been able to hold onto power ever since is through concerted efforts to break the feedback loop between the people and the government: elections.


The left took over the GOPe when they got pedo-Hastert installed as Speaker. They just weren't pushing for as crazy a list of policies then as they do now.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 12:36 PM (ibTVg)

149 122 Trump will be holding a rally on the beach in Wildwood, NJ on May 11.

Let's see the guy who got 81 million votes hold a rally.

Posted by: Ain't gonna happen at April 18, 2024 12:36 PM (dg+HA)

150 California Moves to Create Genealogy Office for Reparations Eligibility
-
Which is not Nazi at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:35 PM (FVME7)
++++
When this ball started rolling, I said, "I look forward to the irony of the United States imposing Nuremberg Laws."

Well, here we are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:36 PM (HnUIn)

151 I bet Hamas has a few openings these 28 could fill.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 12:37 PM (HUco/)

152 This evening, Google indiscriminately fired 28 workers...


I'm thinking it wasn't exactly indiscriminate.
Posted by: Diogenes


Yeah. It's not indiscriminate if it's targeted and for cause.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 12:37 PM (aNhid)

153 I want the trial selection process to go on for weeks with every single one pushed out for obvious political reasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

Shouldn't be hard, Manhattan is what?...80% blue?

Posted by: BignJames at April 18, 2024 12:37 PM (AwYPR)

154 Dude's raising cash and getting great press everyday.

His presence on the campaign trail is nothing compared to the coverage he's getting as the victim of a corrupt judicial process.

Let it last for weeks. Keep making him a martyr of injustice.


I keep dreading the day the Dems figure this out.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 12:37 PM (CsUN+)

155 Fired by the Evil Overlords for disloyalty is probably a kiss of death. Can't even tell these folks to learn to code. Wonder if they can ask, " would you like your meal super sized" with a smile on their face?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * expert procrastinator at April 18, 2024 12:37 PM (q0ssf)

156 148 The left took over the GOPe when they got pedo-Hastert installed as Speaker. They just weren't pushing for as crazy a list of policies then as they do now.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 12:36 PM (ibTVg)

=======

Owning the machinery of the opposition party is only so good as long as the people don't keep voting out those you control.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

157 Willy Wonka: "So shines a good deed in a weary world."

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 18, 2024 12:37 PM (oFr7n)

158 There is no "freedom of speech" in my home. If you go too far, I'll throw your ass out. You can get a bullhorn and spew nonsense in a public park if you want, but not on my property.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Reminds me of the post a couple years ago of the girl bitching about cleaning the dishes and that her dad could get off his ass and do them because she was against the patriarchy, the next post was her saying "I did the dishes he told me I can be a feminist outside his house"

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 12:38 PM (CIS44)

159 What comes first?

The decimation or the defenestration?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 12:38 PM (HUco/)

160
Maybe Google just knows the fired workers are very easily replaced
Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 12:35 PM (oCjPU)



Musk proved you can remove useless dreck and still function as a company. It's the X Principle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

161
All of high tech is looking to reduce payrolls, and firing for cause is *awesome* because there's no severance and no WARN act headlines.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:26 PM


The way it works in Pennsylvania was (years ago now) employee gets fired for 'just cause'. But ex-employee can still file for unemployment benefits. Employer is notified of filing and can appeal - and will appeal because they have to pay a high financial cost.

Anyway, the person in my org went to the hearing. Ex-employee is there. Referee is there. My person asks the ex-employee to show the referee his hands which are blackened from grease and obviously this person is gainfully employed somewhere. Referee says, "I've seen enough."

Ex-employee had to pay the state back every cent he had collected. Collecting unemployment while working under the table is a good way to bring in the bucks. As long as you don't get caught.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 12:38 PM (RKVpM)

162 What comes first?

The decimation or the defenestration?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 12:38 PM (HUco/)
++++
Decimation by defenstration.

Look out below!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:38 PM (HnUIn)

163 This evening, Google indiscriminately fired 28 workers...

-
And it was discriminatory!


I'm sure that the California employees will sue under a California law that forbids political discrimination on the job.

Good luck explaining that occupying your bosses' office was merely exercising your free speech rights.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 12:38 PM (YAtuc)

164 Decifenestration - throwing every tenth person out of a window

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 12:38 PM (qQsNc)

165 Let's see the guy who got 81 million votes hold a rally.

He just had a rally in Scranton that was virtually empty.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 12:39 PM (CsUN+)

166 I liked them all wearing masks in the photo. They really do think it's some kind of magical talisman that protects them from anything.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 12:39 PM (Y6IkP)

167 Although I'm sure Google would have happily given those 28 paid time off to go occupy somebody else's office.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 12:39 PM (/y8xj)

168 158 Reminds me of the post a couple years ago of the girl bitching about cleaning the dishes and that her dad could get off his ass and do them because she was against the patriarchy, the next post was her saying "I did the dishes he told me I can be a feminist outside his house"
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 12:38 PM (CIS44)

=======

Why do people insist on posting their L's online?

I just don't get it.

Instagram thots who curate their lives for clicks? I get that. But, "I'm an embarrassing failure?" I don't get that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

169 Dr. KS @katejsim 7 Dec 2023
do not be swayed by karens and their crocodile imperial feminism against rape. it plays right into long tradition of yt women weaponizing femininity/motherhood to discipline/punish men of color

-
Racist bitches don't like to be raped by men of color!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:39 PM (FVME7)

170 Dude's raising cash and getting great press everyday.

His presence on the campaign trail is nothing compared to the coverage he's getting as the victim of a corrupt judicial process.

Let it last for weeks. Keep making him a martyr of injustice.

I keep dreading the day the Dems figure this out.
Posted by: Archimedes



Won't matter. The media can't help themselves.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 12:39 PM (aNhid)

171 The beach is big enough (1/2 mile to the ocean), but man, traffic will be astronomical...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 18, 2024 12:34 PM (exHjb)
~~~~~

Not to mention the other events going on in Wildwood at the same time: Spring Fling, Cheer Competition, Hot Rod and Muscle Car Show. Yikes!

Posted by: IrishEi at April 18, 2024 12:39 PM (3ImbR)

172 "Dude's raising cash and getting great press everyday."

Agree. His numbers go up every day he's in court.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 18, 2024 12:39 PM (Ectld)

173 I bet Hamas has a few openings these 28 could fill.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 12:37 PM (HUco/)


That's called a ditch.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 18, 2024 12:40 PM (FCbAQ)

174 This evening, Google indiscriminately fired 28 workers,


No, they discriminately fired them: the ones who were anti-Semitic assholes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 12:40 PM (ufFY8)

175 Put another way; "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out."

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 18, 2024 12:40 PM (oFr7n)

176 What comes first?

The decimation or the defenestration?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 12:38 PM


Damn. Mannix beat me to it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 12:40 PM (Wnv9h)

177 151 I bet Hamas has a few openings these 28 could fill.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 12:37 PM (HUco/)


Application for Employment question #4:

"What size suicide vest do you wear?"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 18, 2024 12:40 PM (PiwSw)

178 Google got all NIMBY. If these same terrorist sympathizers were to block access to a synagogue, it would have paid their bail.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 18, 2024 12:40 PM (CwhoI)

179 They always end up eating their own.
Posted by: Drunken Yoda at April 18, 2024
*
Cannibalism is no joke, Jack. True story.

-Joey, yesterday. Or tomorrow, you never know.
Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2024


***
I dimly recall a Poul Anderson (?) SF story in which an Earth exploration team encounters intelligent natives with a quaint custom of cannibalism . . . and it turns out that, for them, it's a matter of survival. There is some hormone or something like it that their bodies cannot manufacture, and they need it as we do Vitamin C. So for them, cannibalism is actually pro-survival and moral.

I've been trying to locate that story for years. Anybody recall that one?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 12:40 PM (J2vNu)

180 143 125 I want the trial selection process to go on for weeks with every single one pushed out for obvious political reasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

Except it keeps Trump on "lock up" so to speak
Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 12:33 PM (Akjoo)

========

Dude's raising cash and getting great press everyday.

His presence on the campaign trail is nothing compared to the coverage he's getting as the victim of a corrupt judicial process.

Let it last for weeks. Keep making him a martyr of injustice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO)
_________

Yes. This is Trump's campaign right now. The idiot prosecutor and retarded judge aren't keeping Trump from campaigning. They're fucking facilitating it! They're making in-kind donations to his reelection. it's incredible the brain-dead disconnect these imbeciles have.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 12:40 PM (iFTx/)

181 155 Fired by the Evil Overlords for disloyalty is probably a kiss of death.

Learn to coal.

Posted by: Almost Heaven, West Virginia at April 18, 2024 12:40 PM (dg+HA)

182 Meh. Wanna bet Google would approve of recent efforts by pro-Hamas rioters to block roads?

Posted by: Mhandisi at April 18, 2024 12:40 PM (SKxfg)

183 15 called it first. I am late to the thread.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 12:41 PM (ufFY8)

184 Joe Mannix, here's a potential new source for your picture posts. These women provably have Horde-approved political leanings, too!

https://tinyurl.com/u2jd32nn

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 12:41 PM (5fDan)

185 What comes first?

The decimation or the defenestration?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 12:38 PM (HUco/)
++++
Decimation by defenstration.

Look out below!
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Decifenisforestration. Tie them all to trees and light the woods on fire.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 12:41 PM (aNhid)

186 Dr. KS @katejsim 7 Dec 2023
do not be swayed by karens and their crocodile imperial feminism against rape. it plays right into long tradition of yt women weaponizing femininity/motherhood to discipline/punish men of color

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:39 PM (FVME7)

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What the hell kind of gibberish is this?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 12:41 PM (DRSnL)

187 Decimation by defenstration.

Look out below!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:38 PM


It's rainin' progs...hallelujah!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 12:42 PM (Wnv9h)

188 Meh. Wanna bet Google would approve of recent efforts by pro-Hamas rioters to block roads?
Posted by: Mhandisi at April 18, 2024 12:40 PM (SKxfg)



As long as it's not the road to Google offices.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

189 169 Dr. KS @katejsim 7 Dec 2023
do not be swayed by karens and their crocodile imperial feminism against rape. it plays right into long tradition of yt women weaponizing femininity/motherhood to discipline/punish men of color

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Racist bitches don't like to be raped by men of color!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:39 PM (FVME7)

We've gone from reparations to raperations pretty damn quick. But what can you expect from people who unironically talk about ending whiteness.

Posted by: They mean they things they say in the most concrete, literal fashion at April 18, 2024 12:42 PM (q9dju)

190 Learn to coal.

Posted by: Almost Heaven, West Virginia at April 18, 2024 12:40 PM (dg+HA)

China needs coal.

Posted by: BignJames at April 18, 2024 12:42 PM (AwYPR)

191 I've been trying to locate that story for years. Anybody recall that one?

"How to Serve Man"?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 18, 2024 12:42 PM (CwhoI)

192 What the hell kind of gibberish is this?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 12:41 PM


That's some authentic leftard gibberish.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 12:42 PM (Wnv9h)

193 Someone doesn't know what "indiscriminately" means.
Posted by: spindrift at April 18, 2024 12:19 PM (OguvZ)

True, dat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 12:42 PM (tkR6S)

194 181 155 Fired by the Evil Overlords for disloyalty is probably a kiss of death.

Learn to coal.
Posted by: Almost Heaven, West Virginia at April 18, 2024 12:40 PM (dg+HA)

We might be hiring.

Posted by: Peabody Coal. (BTU) at April 18, 2024 12:42 PM (ufFY8)

195 I think Google made it clear that the 28 had violated clear employee policies. Don't think they have a case.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 18, 2024 12:42 PM (t/2Uw)

196 Defenestration
Am I the only one that finds it amazing that there's actually a word for that act?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

Sponge, the German word for window is:
Fenster.

Posted by: RI Red at April 18, 2024 12:42 PM (+brn/)

197 Why do people insist on posting their L's online?

I just don't get it.

Instagram thots who curate their lives for clicks? I get that. But, "I'm an embarrassing failure?" I don't get that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024


***
"Posting their L's"? Lives, loserdom . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 12:43 PM (J2vNu)

198 179 They always end up eating their own.
Posted by: Drunken Yoda at April 18, 2024
*
Cannibalism is no joke, Jack. True story.

-Joey, yesterday. Or tomorrow, you never know.
Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2024

***
I dimly recall a Poul Anderson (?) SF story in which an Earth exploration team encounters intelligent natives with a quaint custom of cannibalism . . . and it turns out that, for them, it's a matter of survival. There is some hormone or something like it that their bodies cannot manufacture, and they need it as we do Vitamin C. So for them, cannibalism is actually pro-survival and moral.

I've been trying to locate that story for years. Anybody recall that one?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 12:40 PM (J2vNu)
________

The Legacy of Heorot? Great book, would make an awesome sci-fi action horror movie. So of course Hollywood won't make it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

199
Trump will be holding a rally on the beach in Wildwood, NJ on May 11.

It's great that Trump will campaign in 'Jersey, but it's a safe blue state. Wildwood in May may have a lot of Pennsy peeps though. And Canadians. Hmm.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 12:43 PM (RKVpM)

200 Trump will be holding a rally on the beach in Wildwood, NJ on May 11.

Let's see the guy who got 81 million votes hold a rally.

Posted by: Ain't gonna happen at April 18, 2024 12:36 PM (dg+HA)

Very large deep beaches in wildwood. Can hold a shit ton of people.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 18, 2024 12:43 PM (VwHCD)

201 The thing about defenestration back in the day was that folks routinely dumped garbage and sewage from an upper-story window onto the street.

So, in addition to fall onto the street, the defenestree also experienced the humiliation and discomfort of being covered in rotting garbage and human excrement

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 12:43 PM (9yWhg)

202 130 Anyone else thinking that $1.2 billion sounds like chump change?
Posted by: Oglebay at April 18, 2024 12:33 PM (7fVdQ)
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I'm guessing that $1.2bn is the upfront cost to build out the infrastructure. The sky is the limit for the recurring revenue downstream from that.

Posted by: ballistic at April 18, 2024 12:43 PM (oqH4h)

203 Tomorrow Belongs To Me.

Lol: Biden’s Plan to Bring Prices Down Is to Make Sure “Corporate Profits Are Brought Under Control”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:43 PM (FVME7)

204 >Dr. KS @katejsim 7 Dec 2023
do not be swayed by karens and their crocodile imperial feminism against rape. it plays right into long tradition of yt women weaponizing femininity/motherhood to discipline/punish men of color

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:39 PM (FVME7)

=====

What the hell kind of gibberish is this?


She approves of blacks and browns raping white women.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 18, 2024 12:43 PM (rJ48h)

205 Indescrimifenestration

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 12:43 PM (qQsNc)

206
Spanking is victimhood, necessary to wallowing in resentment.

Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2024 12:43 PM (j4U/Z)

207
Sponge, the German word for window is:
Fenster.
Posted by: RI Red at April 18, 2024 12:42 PM (+brn/)



Those wacky Germans.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

208 Although I'm sure Google would have happily given those 28 paid time off to go occupy somebody else's office.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 12:39 PM (/y8xj)
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Surely would. The rules are fairly simple.

1. Protest against the company
2. Protest against the company's interests
3. Protest in the company's public spaces like cafeterias
4. Protest in the company's private spaces like offices
5. Interfere with the company's executives

1 and 2 are fine, even in combination with number 3. As long as it's a lefty thing, you're fine. No issue.

2 and 4 *can* be combined sometimes - but only in some groups. Best to avoid it.

5 must *never* happen, 100% guarantee of major consequences. It ain't a university.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:43 PM (HnUIn)

209 That's some authentic leftard gibberish.

You have to be a graduate of Harvard and Oxford to achieve that level of gibberish.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 12:44 PM (YAtuc)

210 Debra J. Saunders: Yes, There Is Bias at CBS News - Believe It

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The hell you say!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:44 PM (FVME7)

211 What the hell kind of gibberish is this?


She approves of blacks and browns raping white women.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 18, 2024

I need a decoder ring, too. This makes no sense.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 12:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

212 >>> Joe Mannix, here's a potential new source for your picture posts. These women provably have Horde-approved political leanings, too!

https://tinyurl.com/u2jd32nn
Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 12:41 PM (5fDan)


So Trump is forming a harem. This could split the mideast vote. Very cunning.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 12:45 PM (Y6IkP)

213 All these bumpkins are still wearing the face diaper. I suspect it has nothing to do with safety, and everything to do with perception. It's an inconvenience that they can proudly display so as to show you their victimhood.

Posted by: Orson at April 18, 2024 12:45 PM (dIske)

214 Joe Mannix, here's a potential new source for your picture posts. These women provably have Horde-approved political leanings, too!

https://tinyurl.com/u2jd32nn
Posted by: Gref


Trump sure knows how to attract the babeage.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 12:45 PM (9yWhg)

215 I think Google made it clear that the 28 had violated clear employee policies. Don't think they have a case.

LOL.

Try us.

Posted by: The California Judiciary! at April 18, 2024 12:45 PM (YAtuc)

216 The Legacy of Heorot? Great book, would make an awesome sci-fi action horror movie. So of course Hollywood won't make it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024


***
That definitely is not it -- that's Larry Niven, Jerry Pournelle, and Steven Barnes. You'd think a novel written by three people would be a mess, but it's not. One reviewer said that it made "Aliens look like a Disney nature film."

As I recall the beasties, the grendels, did eat each other, but htat was because they *liked* to eat each other and needed meat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 12:45 PM (J2vNu)

217 *Yes, There Is Bias at CBS News*

It may be fake, but it's accurate.

Posted by: Dan Blather at April 18, 2024 12:45 PM (dg+HA)

218 Didn't X/Twitter fire some folks over something like this shortly after Musk took over? I'm curious to see how the social/media reaction will be wrt google vs. Musk.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at April 18, 2024 12:46 PM (lg881)

219 This leggy blonde in blue recognizes that while it sucks that the Left owns and controls everything, the upshot is that they will increasingly eat their own:
http://tiny.cc/wkzsxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:46 PM (HnUIn)

220 218 Didn't X/Twitter fire some folks over something like this shortly after Musk took over? I'm curious to see how the social/media reaction will be wrt google vs. Musk.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at April 18, 2024 12:46 PM (lg881)

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If I remember correctly, one of his key methods was demanding in-office work and firing everyone who refused.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

221 A Google spokesperson confirmed to TechCrunch that 28 employees were fired and that it will “continue to investigate and take action” if needed.

“These protests were part of a longstanding campaign by a group of organizations and people who largely don’t work at Google,” the spokesperson said. “A small number of employee protesters entered and disrupted a few of our locations. Physically impeding other employees’ work and preventing them from accessing our facilities is a clear violation of our policies, and completely unacceptable behavior. After refusing multiple requests to leave the premises, law enforcement was engaged to remove them to ensure office safety.”

https://tinyurl.com/bdd73ry5

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 12:46 PM (vtyCZ)

222 So Trump is forming a harem. This could split the mideast vote. Very cunning.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 12:45 PM (Y6IkP)
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LOL.

Trump is a rich and powerful man, and has been for decades. Rich and powerful men all have the ability to form harems, and most don't refuse the opportunity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:47 PM (HnUIn)

223 106 Freedom Rock > Crocodile Rock > Gaggle Rock > Google Rock
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 12:31 PM (aNhid)


RagNaRok > Fraggle Rock > Freedom Rock > Crocodile Rock > Gaggle Rock > Google Rock

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 18, 2024 12:47 PM (DTX3h)

224 This leggy blonde in blue recognizes that while it sucks that the Left owns and controls everything, the upshot is that they will increasingly eat their own:
http://tiny.cc/wkzsxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Nice gams, but those shoes are ridiculous.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 12:47 PM (9yWhg)

225
Trump's MONEY sures attracts the babeage.

Posted by: Just to be clear at April 18, 2024 12:47 PM (dg+HA)

226 It’s 100,000 kids now. Lol.
How soon before it’s a million?

Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 12:47 PM (Y6Wgg)

227 What the hell kind of gibberish is this?


She approves of blacks and browns raping white women.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 18, 2024

I need a decoder ring, too. This makes no sense.
Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 12:44 PM


In Middle East, Ovaltine drinks you!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 12:47 PM (Wnv9h)

228 The ex-employees were fired for demonstrating in the wrong locale.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 18, 2024 12:48 PM (ywwPk)

229 That’s a really bad angle, makes her feet look disproportional and those shoes like clown shoes.

Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 12:48 PM (Y6Wgg)

230
This leggy blonde in blue recognizes that while it sucks that the Left owns and controls everything, the upshot is that they will increasingly eat their own:


Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:46 PM


Blue suede shoes? Decent song, poor choice in footwear.
1/10 WNB

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 12:48 PM (RKVpM)

231 The only question is which universities haven't done something similar:

@neetu_arnold 1h
Since 2003, Qatar has paid Carnegie Mellon University to operate a branch campus in Qatar. Through this arrangement, Carnegie Mellon received nearly $700 million from Qatar since 2010, and did not report any of it to PA

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 12:49 PM (IG4Id)

232 226 It’s 100,000 kids now. Lol.
How soon before it’s a million?
Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 12:47 PM (Y6Wgg)
________

Not soon enough ....

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

233 You know, there's an easier way to clear out a bunch of protestors on the 10th floor.

Defenestration.

Posted by: The_Hoser at April 18, 2024 12:49 PM (N66D6)

234 Mark Lewis: “Our Constitution Was Made Only for a Moral and Religious People,” Part II

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So, basically, we're fucked.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:49 PM (FVME7)

235 Trump is a rich and powerful man, and has been for decades. Rich and powerful men all have the ability to form harems, and most don't refuse the opportunity.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:47 PM


*looks in wallet*

I haz a sad.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 12:49 PM (Wnv9h)

236 "How to Serve Man"?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 18, 2024 12:42 PM (CwhoI
~~~~~

"To Serve Man" is a Twilight Zone episode.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 18, 2024 12:49 PM (3ImbR)

237 Trump will be holding a rally on the beach in Wildwood, NJ on May 11.

It's great that Trump will campaign in 'Jersey, but it's a safe blue state. Wildwood in May may have a lot of Pennsy peeps though. And Canadians. Hmm.


NYC is also supposed to be safe, but he went to a bodega yesterday to support the bodega guy who shot a would-be armed robber. The Dems tried to charge the shooter, because of course they did.

The bodega workers were very Trumpish, and the crowd was very large and enthusiastic. By contrast, Biden's Scranton "rally" seemed to attract a few campaign workers.

Trump is being very canny in the way he's marketing himself, and he's making the Dems respond to him, which is what he does best.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 12:49 PM (CsUN+)

238 231 The only question is which universities haven't done something similar:

@neetu_arnold 1h
Since 2003, Qatar has paid Carnegie Mellon University to operate a branch campus in Qatar. Through this arrangement, Carnegie Mellon received nearly $700 million from Qatar since 2010, and did not report any of it to PA
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 12:49 PM (IG4Id)

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That's Romero's alma mater! There should be zombies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

239 I don’t get the harem thing. One wife is enough headaches. Why have more?

Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 12:49 PM (Y6Wgg)

240 203 Tomorrow Belongs To Me.

Lol: Biden’s Plan to Bring Prices Down Is to Make Sure “Corporate Profits Are Brought Under Control”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:43 PM (FVME7)


What is the Plan? Creating a National Fighting Against Shrinkflation Council, empowered to fine evil corporations that reduce the average number of Skittles and Fritos per package from the numbers as of January 1, 2024?

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 12:49 PM (5fDan)

241 219 This leggy blonde in blue recognizes that while it sucks that the Left owns and controls everything, the upshot is that they will increasingly eat their own:
http://tiny.cc/wkzsxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:46 PM (HnUIn)
_____________

Weird tranny vibes and appalling outfit. Verdict: Unbangable.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 12:50 PM (iFTx/)

242 This leggy blonde in blue recognizes that while it sucks that the Left owns and controls everything, the upshot is that they will increasingly eat their own:
http://tiny.cc/wkzsxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
*
Nice gams, but those shoes are ridiculous.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024


***
They're opaque, for one thing

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 12:50 PM (J2vNu)

243 leggy blonde in blue recognizes that while it sucks that the Left owns and controls everything, the upshot is that they will increasingly eat their own:
http://tiny.cc/wkzsxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:46 PM (HnUIn)

Ugly blue shoes.
Need to be thrown into the corner of my bedroom immediately, and covered up with her clothes.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 18, 2024 12:50 PM (ufFY8)

244 Crodile Imperial Feminism wasn't one of Elton John's more popular crocodile themed rock songs and has been mostly forgotten today.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 12:50 PM (Y6IkP)

245 239 I don’t get the harem thing. One wife is enough headaches. Why have more?
Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 12:49 PM (Y6Wgg)

======

You only show up to the harem when feeling spicy.

They don't leave the harem.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

246 You know, there's an easier way to clear out a bunch of protestors on the 10th floor.

Defenestration.
Posted by: The_Hoser at April 18, 2024 12:49 PM (N66D6)

Boy are you late to the party.
However, it's clear you haven't read the comment through, and that's a longstanding tradition here so carry on.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 18, 2024 12:50 PM (FCbAQ)

247 What is the Plan? Creating a National Fighting Against Shrinkflation Council, empowered to fine evil corporations that reduce the average number of Skittles and Fritos per package from the numbers as of January 1, 2024?
Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 12:49 PM (5fDan)



The federal government will confiscate any profits over ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

It will be the new Doctor Evil clause added to the Constitution.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

248 I don’t get the harem thing. One wife is enough headaches. Why have more?
Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 12:49 PM (Y6Wgg)
++++
Because they aren't headaches when you call the shots. They're there to serve and if they start being headaches, you drop them without compunction and they have little or no recourse.

Life's different for the truly rich and powerful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:51 PM (HnUIn)

249 If I had a dollar for every woman who didn't find me attractive eventually they would.

Posted by: Just like you at April 18, 2024 12:51 PM (dg+HA)

250 I don’t get the harem thing. One wife is enough headaches. Why have more?
Posted by: Montec


Plus, you need to hire a bunch mincing eunuchs to manage it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 12:51 PM (9yWhg)

251 "How to Serve Man"?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 18, 2024
~~~~~

"To Serve Man" is a Twilight Zone episode.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 18, 2024


***
And a short story by Damon Knight. No, in the story I'm thinking of, the natives only wanted/needed to cannibalize each other, not the human explorers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 12:51 PM (J2vNu)

252 This leggy blonde in blue recognizes that while it sucks that the Left owns and controls everything, the upshot is that they will increasingly eat their own:


Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:46 PM

Blue suede shoes? Decent song, poor choice in footwear.
1/10 WNB
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 12:48 PM


Horrible footwear.

High cheekbones...could be related to Lieawatha.

Would not bang.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 12:51 PM (Wnv9h)

253 "Really emphasizes how little respect these leftwing morons in Gaza have for Westerners."


Ribbed Johnson is right!

Posted by: DOYLE at April 18, 2024 12:51 PM (Z8Yh2)

254 I don’t get the harem thing. One wife is enough headaches. Why have more?
Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 12:49 PM (Y6Wgg)

=====

To quote Frank Barone: "if you have a problem with your woman, you don't go out and get another one. Now you got TWO problems."

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 12:51 PM (DRSnL)

255 Speaking of gibberish . . .

Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️
@realchrisrufo
EXCLUSIVE: Katherine Maher says that she abandoned a "free and open" internet as the mission of Wikipedia, because those principles recapitulated a "white male Westernized construct" and "did not end up living into the intentionality of what openness can be."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:52 PM (FVME7)

256 We’re they arrested ? If Google was serious they would pursue criminal charges to its fullest extent.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 12:52 PM (MNhXM)

257 To quote Frank Barone: "if you have a problem with your woman, you don't go out and get another one. Now you got TWO problems."
Posted by: Jordan61

Young men could learn a lot from Frank Barone.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 12:52 PM (CIS44)

258 Did Mythbusters ever do an episode on whether ducks can swim in a gigantic bin full of coins?
Posted by: spindrift at April 18, 2024 12:26 PM (OguvZ)


I'd be more interested in an episode on whether they can talk in a Scottish accent.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 18, 2024 12:31 PM (bhRsz)



Cue Kari Byron in a kilt.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at April 18, 2024 12:52 PM (Pz3g2)

259 I don’t get the harem thing. One wife is enough headaches. Why have more?
Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 12:49 PM (Y6Wgg)
++++
Because they aren't headaches when you call the shots. They're there to serve and if they start being headaches, you drop them without compunction and they have little or no recourse.

Life's different for the truly rich and powerful.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:51 PM (HnUIn)
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Get enough of 'em together and they'll spend their time and energy conspiring against each other instead of conspiring against YOU. At least, that's what I've read in certain epic fantasy novels...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 12:52 PM (7fElN)

260 This is all so weird. How did this propalestinian movement become so huge in such a short amount of time. It's been 6 months since 10/7 and now there are tens of thousands of Keffiyah wearing cos players demonstrating around the country. The environmentalists have had to take a back seat. This must be galling to them.
These idiots are primarily white upper class college students. Kindof like Antifa. Notice we haven't seen too many of them. Their military gear replaced by scarfs and face masks. Instead of anti police, it is now anti zionist.
Oh wait. There it is.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 18, 2024 12:52 PM (t/2Uw)

261 I've been trying to locate that story for years. Anybody recall that one?
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How To Serve Joey's Family ??

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 12:52 PM (vtyCZ)

262
I have seen quite a few bikini clad Canadian women in my days and they do not disappoint.

I guess that's on topic.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 12:52 PM (RKVpM)

263 If I had a dollar for every woman who didn't find me attractive eventually they would.
Posted by: Just like you at April 18, 2024 12:51 PM (dg+HA)
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Hmmm. Doubtful. You've probably only met several thousands of women, and only been seen by several tens of thousands (maybe even a few hundred thousand on the outside).

That ain't enough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:53 PM (HnUIn)

264 Well. Now they will have all kinds of free time to protest!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 18, 2024 12:53 PM (Ag7IE)

265 If I had a dollar for every woman who didn't find me attractive eventually they would.
Posted by: Just like you at April 18, 2024 12:51 PM (dg+HA)



This.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

266 I don’t get the harem thing. One wife is enough headaches. Why have more?
Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024

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To quote Frank Barone: "if you have a problem with your woman, you don't go out and get another one. Now you got TWO problems."
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 1


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The ancient Chinese word for "trouble" or "discord" is illustrated by two women under the same roof. (Old joke; no idea if it's true)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (J2vNu)

267 You just know there's an Alphabet Corp laboratory somewhere, where they are applying AI technology to an EATR-fuelled Boston Dynamics, and training it to scourge this cursed earth and feast on the flesh of its erstwhile meat-based master species.

They should have sent these little shitstains to be its classwork.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (0FoWg)

268 I have seen quite a few bikini clad Canadian women in my days and they do not disappoint.

I guess that's on topic.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


Insert "beaver" joke here.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (9yWhg)

269 Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️
@realchrisrufo
EXCLUSIVE: Katherine Maher says that she abandoned a "free and open" internet as the mission of Wikipedia, because those principles recapitulated a "white male Westernized construct" and "did not end up living into the intentionality of what openness can be."


I wonder what language that is.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (CsUN+)

270 This is all so weird. How did this propalestinian movement become so huge in such a short amount of time. It's been 6 months since 10/7 and now there are tens of thousands of Keffiyah wearing cos players demonstrating around the country.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 18, 2024 12:52 PM (t/2Uw)

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I have been wondering this myself. It is frightening how quickly it happened.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (DRSnL)

271 Chuck Schumer
@SenSchumer
Impeachment should NEVER be used to settle policy disagreements.

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Thank you, Professor Schumer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (FVME7)

272 To quote Frank Barone: "if you have a problem with your woman, you don't go out and get another one. Now you got TWO problems."
Posted by: Jordan61

Young men could learn a lot from Frank Barone.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 12:52 PM


Princeton could use a man like Frank Barone.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (Wnv9h)

273 265 If I had a dollar for every woman who didn't find me attractive eventually they would.
Posted by: Just like you at April 18, 2024 12:51 PM (dg+HA)

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I'm planning on entering the "most attractive man" contest on the cruise in November.

I'm gonna win it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)

274 @SenSchumer
Impeachment should NEVER be used to settle policy disagreements.




You, sir, are an asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

275 Afternoon Ace. Don't know if anyone has seen it but at Twitchy there is a a thread from one of the fired idiots. She lists that she has PhD in sexual violence. Sounds like a dominatrix, most likely some gender gibberish.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (DQYe1)

276 "The protesters have demanded that Google pull out of a $1.2 billion "Project Nimbus" contract -- in which Google Cloud and Amazon Web Services provide cloud-computing and artificial intelligence services for the Israeli government and military."

I love how all of these entitled, self-absorbed idiots always DEMAND! If these protesters are not being paid to be useful idiots from one of Soro's groups, then they dumber than I thought.

Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2024 12:55 PM (oiNtH)

277 269 Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️
@realchrisrufo
EXCLUSIVE: Katherine Maher says that she abandoned a "free and open" internet as the mission of Wikipedia, because those principles recapitulated a "white male Westernized construct" and "did not end up living into the intentionality of what openness can be."

I wonder what language that is.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (CsUN+)

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Low-conversational academic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

278 http://tiny.cc/wkzsxz

Holy crap she’s got Peggy Hill sized feet.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 12:55 PM (MNhXM)

279 Here comes Trump. Not for Trump? Describe then the taste of the death, treachery, theft, impurity and perversion Brandon sold you. Remember, you can always turn away from it.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 18, 2024 12:55 PM (as3uC)

280 @realchrisrufo
EXCLUSIVE: Katherine Maher says that she abandoned a "free and open" internet as the mission of Wikipedia, because those principles recapitulated a "white male Westernized construct" and "did not end up living into the intentionality of what openness can be." ...
Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (CsUN+)
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:: fires up translator ::

"My ideology cannot survive without censorship and deceit, so I engage in censorship and deceit because the ends justify the means."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:55 PM (HnUIn)

281 269 Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️
@realchrisrufo
EXCLUSIVE: Katherine Maher says that she abandoned a "free and open" internet as the mission of Wikipedia, because those principles recapitulated a "white male Westernized construct" and "did not end up living into the intentionality of what openness can be."

I wonder what language that is.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (CsUN+)


Elite Academic

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 12:55 PM (5fDan)

282 I wonder what language that is.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (CsUN+)

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More authentic leftard gibberish.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 12:55 PM (DRSnL)

283
Holy crap she’s got Peggy Hill sized feet.
Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 12:55 PM (MNhXM)



"Parle vous espanol."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

284 @SenSchumer
Impeachment should NEVER be used to settle policy disagreements.


You, sir, are an asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM


*pardons Sponge's French*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 12:56 PM (Wnv9h)

285 I'm planning on entering the "most attractive man" contest on the cruise in November.

I'm gonna win it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


"Ew, I hear that guy likes Prometheus. 0/10. Would not bang."
-- Chicks on the cruise ship.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 12:56 PM (9yWhg)

286 This is all so weird. How did this propalestinian movement become so huge in such a short amount of time.

I think there are always a few true believers, but the vast majority are just free-floating free agents, waiting for the next cause du jour onto which they can latch.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 12:56 PM (CsUN+)

287 271 Chuck Schumer
@SenSchumer
Impeachment should NEVER be used to settle policy disagreements.

Apparently Schumer didn’t read the articles of impeachment.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 12:56 PM (MNhXM)

288 To quote Frank Barone: "if you have a problem with your woman, you don't go out and get another one. Now you got TWO problems."
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024


***
Frank was Raymond's father, played by Peter Boyle? All I can recall is his classic line when his wife says, "I'm a trophy wife":

"Trophy? What contest in hell did I win?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 12:56 PM (J2vNu)

289 135 California Moves to Create Genealogy Office for Reparations Eligibility

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Which is not Nazi at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life?

start printing the pamphlets and chartering buses, Governor Abbott.

Posted by: x at April 18, 2024 12:57 PM (Yfotv)

290 Back when when I first got married we had one dog but my wife was certain that dog was lonely and we really needed two dogs. So I got another dog and surprise, first dog was not lonely and hated there being another dog. Both dogs hated each other. I think harems are probably a lot like that.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 12:57 PM (Y6IkP)

291 She articulates why Wikipedia sucks and is unreliable.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 18, 2024 12:57 PM (rJ48h)

292 285 "Ew, I hear that guy likes Prometheus. 0/10. Would not bang."
-- Chicks on the cruise ship.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 12:56 PM (9yWhg)

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Including Dolley, who runs off with some Dominican named Juan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

293 260 This is all so weird. How did this propalestinian movement become so huge in such a short amount of time. It's been 6 months since 10/7 and now there are tens of thousands of Keffiyah wearing cos players demonstrating around the country. The environmentalists have had to take a back seat. This must be galling to them.
These idiots are primarily white upper class college students. Kindof like Antifa. Notice we haven't seen too many of them. Their military gear replaced by scarfs and face masks. Instead of anti police, it is now anti zionist.
Oh wait. There it is.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 18, 2024 12:52 PM (t/2Uw)
_________

It's a rent-a-mob. These pro-Pali demented assholes are the exact same demented assholes that always shamble to protest the leftwing Cause Du Jour. And despite what the media reports, these pro-terror protests are very small; usually no more than a few dozen degenerates. The groups blocking the bridges and highways were like 20 people, tops. That's nothing compared to the 10s of thousands of BLM degenerates slithering all over cities during the Summer of Saint George.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 12:57 PM (iFTx/)

294 Remember when most thought, "no way these SJW last in the real world once they graduate?"

Well.
Graduation didn't change their beliefs.
Getting fired won't.

They have 16 to 18 years of constantly being told they have a say--a right to have a say-- in how their family is run, in how their school is run, and in how their job is run.
Getting fired for "standing up against genocide" won't change that.
The carrot of success had failed.
Only the stick of failure might change them now.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 18, 2024 12:57 PM (yikga)

295 @SenSchumer
Impeachment should NEVER be used to settle policy disagreements. ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (FVME7)
++++
"Except against Party enemies."

He left out that part.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 12:57 PM (HnUIn)

296 The environmentalists have had to take a back seat. This must be galling to them.

The environmentalists are part of the pro-Hamas movement.

One of the people arrested protesting Kamala Harris in LA:

I think that there is a general sense among politicians that they’re they’re scared to take this really bold action. And the Biden administration is in a difficult place of trying to win the election, but also, the numbers show he needs the youth vote if he’s gonna’ win. And in order to get the youth vote, he needs to declare a climate emergency and call for a ceasefire in Gaza.

Posted by: The California Judiciary! at April 18, 2024 12:57 PM (YAtuc)

297 How did this propalestinian movement become so huge in such a short amount of time.

The supply of jew-haters is always pretty robust, even if they usually keep their heads down in the west. And here, because it's weirdly reframed as a war against brown men, all the usual racemongers join in.

Posted by: That said, I don't think it's "huge" so much as noisy at April 18, 2024 12:57 PM (q9dju)

298
*pardons Sponge's French*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 12:56 PM (Wnv9h)



If it were French, I would've said "le poopchute."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

299 A much despised former family member is married to a google exec. They have been living very high on the hog based on her salary, he does very well on his own as well. She was let go or will soon be let go. I find it ironic that when he was a part of our family, he hated google and wouldn't have anything to with it and advised us not to as well. Once she had his balls in her handbag that changed. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 18, 2024 12:57 PM (2NHgQ)

300 Biden Tells Reporter Who Sees Only Trump Signs in Pa. He's Not Driving in the Right Places

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Sumbitch should be driving in Fairy Dust Make Believe Land.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:57 PM (FVME7)

301 Gibberish?

https://youtu.be/nWglfC5CNS4

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at April 18, 2024 12:58 PM (dg+HA)

302 300 Biden Tells Reporter Who Sees Only Trump Signs in Pa. He's Not Driving in the Right Places

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Sumbitch should be driving in Fairy Dust Make Believe Land.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:57 PM (FVME7)

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The non-partisan counting rooms are where those signs are hiding.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:58 PM (GBKbO)

303 Ew, I hear that guy likes Prometheus. 0/10. Would not bang."
-- Chicks on the cruise ship.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 12:56 PM (9yWhg)

Ok, I LOLed.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 18, 2024 12:58 PM (ufFY8)

304 Frank was Raymond's father, played by Peter Boyle? All I can recall is his classic line when his wife says, "I'm a trophy wife":

"Trophy? What contest in hell did I win?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 12:56 PM (J2vNu)

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My favorite was when he came looking for his breakfast and his wife said, "the pancake batter is right there. You can't pick up a ladle and make it?" And he says, "you better hope I can't, because if I can you're on the next bus to the home." 100% something my dad would've said to my mom.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 12:58 PM (DRSnL)

305 Sponge, the German word for window is:
Fenster.
--------
Finestra = Italian
Fenêtre = French [the circumflex accent -- a Chinaman's hat as the French teacher taught us in grade school -- replaces an S after the accented vowel]

I don't know the undoubted Latin root word.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 12:58 PM (vtyCZ)

306 I have been wondering this myself. It is frightening how quickly it happened.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (DRSnL

Same way the NPCs are turned against or for whatever's needed by the Party. They're Apple branded firmware updaters told them "today, you love Arabs and hate Jews."

And so they do. Just like they instantly switched from hating Big Pharma to getting Pfizer tattoos, and how "you can't hug a child with nuclear arms" instantly became Vox explainers about how to stop worrying and learn to love The Bomb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 12:59 PM (0FoWg)

307 135 California Moves to Create Genealogy Office for Reparations Eligibility

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Which is not Nazi at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 12:35 PM (FVME7)


I can't wait to see the works of the GORE.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at April 18, 2024 12:59 PM (Pz3g2)

308 How did this propalestinian movement become so huge in such a short amount of time. It's been 6 months since 10/7 and now there are tens of thousands of Keffiyah wearing cos players demonstrating around the country.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)


My take is that they are deeply disappointed in their economic and social state, but expressing those beliefs is forbidden by their tribe, so they need a scapegoat.

See also prerevolutionary Russia or Weimar Germany.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 18, 2024 12:59 PM (ywwPk)

309 287 271 Chuck Schumer
@SenSchumer
Impeachment should NEVER be used to settle policy disagreements.

Apparently Schumer didn’t read the articles of impeachment.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 12:56 PM (MNhXM)


But impeachment is OK to scratch the brain itch of Trump Derangement Syndrome, right Chuckles?

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 12:59 PM (5fDan)

310 I hope the Dem convention in Chicago is abso-frickan-lutely LIT! with this stuff.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 12:59 PM (Y6IkP)

311 I'm planning on entering the "most attractive man" contest on the cruise in November.

I'm gonna win it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
____________

Take ZZ's advice: bring a very fat wallet. "Top coat, top hat. And I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat."

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

312 Insert "beaver" ...
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You're doing it wrong!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 01:00 PM (vtyCZ)

313 I don't know the undoubted Latin root word.
Posted by: andycanuck


"Fenestra," I believe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 01:00 PM (9yWhg)

314 Including Dolley, who runs off with some Dominican named Juan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

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Dexter St. Jacques

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 01:00 PM (DRSnL)

315 In other words, Google is telling it's employees that the liberal bullshit they support publicly is not to be confused with reality. And reality sounds a lot like Donald Trump. You're Fired!

Posted by: Roberto at April 18, 2024 01:00 PM (ieHHq)

316 311 Take ZZ's advice: bring a very fat wallet. "Top coat, top hat. And I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat."
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

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I'm gonna have to settle with "no belly fat and decent muscles".

Now...to get rid of the belly fat...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 01:00 PM (GBKbO)

317
"Fenestra," I believe.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 01:00 PM (9yWhg)




Don't take Fenestra if you're allergic to Fenestra.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

318 Because all HR is run by these SJW now, they are guaranteed to get hired somewhere else.

Where they will continue to destroy what ever place they work at.

I don't see any stories of the thousands laid off from Twitter lamenting they can't get a job.

The zombie virus of woke will fester and spread ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 18, 2024 01:00 PM (yikga)

319 I'm planning on entering the "most attractive man" contest on the cruise in November.

I'm gonna win it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)
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Is there a "most attractive woman" contest on the cruise?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 01:00 PM (HnUIn)

320
Dexter St. Jacques
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 01:00 PM (DRSnL)



Dick. Swinging.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

321 275 Afternoon Ace. Don't know if anyone has seen it but at Twitchy there is a a thread from one of the fired idiots. She lists that she has PhD in sexual violence. Sounds like a dominatrix, most likely some gender gibberish.
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Like this??

||Kassy Akiva @KassyDillon Apr 17
This is a Google employee accusing women who were raped by terrorists of lying to “punish men of color.”

She works on Google’s child safety team.

Dr. KS @katejsim 7 Dec 2023
do not be swayed by karens and their crocodile imperial feminism against rape. it plays right into long tradition of yt women weaponizing femininity/motherhood to discipline/punish men of color

Emmett Till, Vincent Chen, Rassenschande -- all in the name of white sexuality||

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 01:01 PM (vtyCZ)

322 256 We’re they arrested ? If Google was serious they would pursue criminal charges to its fullest extent.
Posted by: polynikes at April 18,

That would be an HR nightmare and if they are thinking out to arbitration / hearings, which I am sure they were, this would have a huge potential to make an arbitrator / judge sympathetic as a termination is the corp equivalent of the death penalty. If they were able to escort out peacefully with Google Security, all the better.

Now if these idiots did something even more stupid when google security got involved, that changes the dynamics completely. Not having all the facts, of course, it appears the employees ring leaders understood this.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 01:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

323
Katherine Maher has got to be Kamala's speechwriter.

Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2024 01:01 PM (j4U/Z)

324 These idiots are primarily white upper class college students. Kindof like Antifa. Notice we haven't seen too many of them. Their military gear replaced by scarfs and face masks. Instead of anti police, it is now anti zionist.
Oh wait. There it is.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 18, 2024 12:52 PM (t/2Uw)

Until some cop somewhere in this big country does something on camera that looks bad, this is what they've got.
It's the cause du jour, and the left will use it to activate their base until something better comes along.
Makes me think this administration trying to stall the taking of Rafah is to drag out the protests into the summer.
I know.
I should loosen my tinfoil hat.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 18, 2024 01:01 PM (FCbAQ)

325 Is there a "most attractive woman" contest on the cruise?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at Ap

He's gonna win that one too

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 01:01 PM (CIS44)

326 Sponge, the German word for window is:
Fenster.
--------
Finestra = Italian
Fenêtre = French [the circumflex accent -- a Chinaman's hat as the French teacher taught us in grade school -- replaces an S after the accented vowel]

I don't know the undoubted Latin root word.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024

***
I'm Dickens, He's Fenster

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 01:01 PM (J2vNu)

327 Somehow I doubt that so much as a single one of these 28 clowns ever created "real value" for anyone at any point in this young lives.

Woke dumb and agitated is no way to go through life kiddo. Dean Wormer

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 18, 2024 01:02 PM (cB7nX)

328 I have been wondering this myself. It is frightening how quickly it happened.

like how trans went from a niche thing to the most important thing ever....the left follows its programming

Posted by: brak at April 18, 2024 01:02 PM (AR07F)

329 319 I'm planning on entering the "most attractive man" contest on the cruise in November.

I'm gonna win it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)
++++
Is there a "most attractive woman" contest on the cruise?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 01:00 PM (HnUIn)
_____________

[Perks up, raises eyebrow]

-- Lizzo

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

330 Dick. Swinging.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

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I knew I could count on you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 01:02 PM (DRSnL)

331 Shopper sparks outrage after ‘paying $7 for a single apple:’ ‘What economy are we all f–king living in?’

https://tinyurl.com/3wrbe6me

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 01:02 PM (NpAcC)

332 Because all HR is run by these SJW now, they are guaranteed to get hired somewhere else.

Where they will continue to destroy what ever place they work at.

I don't see any stories of the thousands laid off from Twitter lamenting they can't get a job.

The zombie virus of woke will fester and spread ....


Not too long ago, Ace had a post about all the HWood types who are finding themselves out of work, and wondering why. Whether they admit it or not, they know why. People aren't buying their crap anymore.

I think the same will soon happen to the tech wokesters.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 01:02 PM (CsUN+)

333 319 Is there a "most attractive woman" contest on the cruise?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 01:00 PM (HnUIn)

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I don't think so because sexism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 01:02 PM (GBKbO)

334 But impeachment is OK to scratch the brain itch of Trump Derangement Syndrome, right Chuckles?
Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 12:59 PM (5fDan)

The left have more projection than the morning after a frat jungle juice party where bad oysters were served.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 01:02 PM (MNhXM)

335
He's gonna win that one too
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 01:01 PM (CIS44)



"Ladies and Gentlemen, here's The Jane Madison!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

336 Until some cop somewhere in this big country does something on camera that looks bad, this is what they've got.

that'll be later this summer

Posted by: brak at April 18, 2024 01:03 PM (AR07F)

337 333 319 Is there a "most attractive woman" contest on the cruise?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 01:00 PM (HnUIn)

========

I don't think so because sexism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 01:02 PM (GBKbO)
__________

It's ain't sexism if the woman has a dick, you know

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

338 I don't see any stories of the thousands laid off from Twitter lamenting they can't get a job.

Actually, times are pretty tough in the tech industry employment-wise.

And the question isn't whether you can get a new job, it's whether that job will pay you 350K/year, like the Google rape apologist was making.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 01:03 PM (YAtuc)

339 Biden Tells Reporter Who Sees Only Trump Signs in Pa. He's Not Driving in the Right Places


If the reporter drove in Biden's 'right places' he or she would quickly be carjacked and maybe survive.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 01:03 PM (5fDan)

340 He's gonna win that one too
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 01:01 PM (CIS44)


"Ladies and Gentlemen, here's The Jane Madison!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

So stunning. So brave.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 01:03 PM (CIS44)

341 I wonder what language that is.

I get it: We Haytz Kollidge. You will deny it, and squeal, but -- that kind of gibberish originated with the military. And spread from there. It was in corporations before it was in academia.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 18, 2024 01:04 PM (zdLoL)

342 =====

I knew I could count on you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 01:02 PM (DRSnL)



*fistbump*


"Wuts a pretty gurl like you doing alone here on this island of luuv?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

343 These outrage mobs are the left's foot soldiers in the simmering civil war we're in. The list of potential enemies is getting pretty long in the tooth. The mobs have demonstrated they are committed to "the cause" and will obediently attack and disrupt whomever and whatever they're directed to.

Sometimes they'll kill. As has already been demonstrated.

They're the front lines of the war. If you see them in person, you're on the lines too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 18, 2024 01:04 PM (Q4IgG)

344 I'm planning on entering the "most attractive man" contest on the cruise in November.

I'm gonna win it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)
++++
Is there a "most attractive woman" contest on the cruise?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 01:00 PM (HnUIn)

He's planning on winning that one too.
Got the Party City Wig and everything!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 18, 2024 01:04 PM (FCbAQ)

345 Schumer changed his mind and will allow floor debate on the Mayorkas impeachment. Finally dawned that having a scapegoat was in their best interest.

Probably the phrase "Biden border" is resonating too well with legal Hispanics so Mayorkas is the rogue scapegoat that Joe knew nothing about, or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2024 01:04 PM (2ocoG)

346 Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 01:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

Sorry Piper I know that’s your vocation but you just described everything wrong with HR.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 01:04 PM (MNhXM)

347 "Fenestra," I believe.
-----
Not Fenestrum ??

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 01:04 PM (vtyCZ)

348 @321 yup that's her. Don't think she'd be a fun date

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 18, 2024 01:05 PM (DQYe1)

349 You, sir, are an asshole.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Point of order: Assholes have a use. He does not.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 01:05 PM (IG4Id)

350
Point of order: Assholes have a use. He does not.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 01:05 PM (IG4Id)



This is a valid point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

351 He's Not Driving in the Right Places

Basically, just two Dem party office storefronts, one in Pittsburgh, one in Philadelphia. That's where "all the voters" are.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 18, 2024 01:05 PM (zdLoL)

352 345 Schumer changed his mind and will allow floor debate on the Mayorkas impeachment. Finally dawned that having a scapegoat was in their best interest.

Probably the phrase "Biden border" is resonating too well with legal Hispanics so Mayorkas is the rogue scapegoat that Joe knew nothing about, or something.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2024 01:04 PM (2ocoG)

=======

"Mayorkas is a rogue element who is doing everything wrong, and we won't punish him at all while Republicans are just witch hunting, and Biden will never fire Mayorkas," is a tricky needle to thread.

Let's see if they can pull it off.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 01:05 PM (GBKbO)

353 Shopper sparks outrage after ‘paying $7 for a single apple:’ ‘What economy are we all f–king living in?’

https://tinyurl.com/3wrbe6me
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 01:02 PM (NpAcC)

=====

Biden's economy, sweet cheeks. Reap it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 01:06 PM (DRSnL)

354 This is tough posturing, but if 200 Google workers stage another demonstration tomorrow what will Google do?
I'd bet at least half the leadership is enthusiastically ready to give in. They just need a bit more coordination and some more "pressure".

Posted by: PG at April 18, 2024 01:06 PM (gQbO4)

355 LOL... Two Jurors are let go from the bogus Trump /whore trial.. It's a shit show already and it hasn't even started

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 01:06 PM (Akjoo)

356 Trump "Whistle blower" Eric Ciaramella in 1st impeachment was actually a key player in the Biden corruption Trump wanted investigated:

Zerohedge:
https://tinyurl.com/Govclownshow

Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 01:06 PM (Y6IkP)

357 This is tough posturing, but if 200 Google workers stage another demonstration tomorrow what will Google do?
I'd bet at least half the leadership is enthusiastically ready to give in. They just need a bit more coordination and some more "pressure".


I doubt it. If they didn't treat the next batch the same was they treated the 28, they'd be opening themselves up for massive lawsuits. You can't say "this is our policy" and then not enforce it.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 01:07 PM (CsUN+)

358 Now...to get rid of the belly fat...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 01:00 PM (GBKbO)

try this one weird trick...works overnight!

Posted by: BignJames at April 18, 2024 01:07 PM (AwYPR)

359 This evening, Google indiscriminately fired 28 workers, including those among us who did not directly participate in yesterday's historic, bicoastal 10-hour sit-in protests," the workers said in the statement.

Historic is one way to look at it

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 18, 2024 01:07 PM (FxH7T)

360 249 If I had a dollar for every woman who didn't find me attractive eventually they would.
Posted by: Just like you at April 18, 2024 12:51 PM (dg+HA)


Pithy, and possible Comment of the Week material

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 18, 2024 01:07 PM (v23vE)

361 "We cannot comprehend how these men are able to sleep at night while their tech has enabled 100,000 Palestinians killed,"

Saying this is ther only way pro-hamas protestors could give me a chubby

Posted by: Rbastid at April 18, 2024 01:08 PM (gHfHP)

362 358 Now...to get rid of the belly fat...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 01:00 PM (GBKbO)

try this one weird trick...works overnight!
Posted by: BignJames at April 18, 2024 01:07 PM (AwYPR)

Lipo

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 01:08 PM (Akjoo)

363 Historic is one way to look at it
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 18, 2024 01:07 PM (FxH7T)
+++++
Histrionic is another.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 01:08 PM (HnUIn)

364
try this one weird trick...works overnight!

Posted by: BignJames at April 18, 2024 01:07 PM (AwYPR)



*inserts image of toenail fungus*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

365 Was it a perfect-cube, Japanese apple with absolutely no blemishes??

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 01:08 PM (vtyCZ)

366 355 LOL... Two Jurors are let go from the bogus Trump /whore trial.. It's a shit show already and it hasn't even started

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 01:06 PM (Akjoo)


No problem. We have literally millions more just like them.

Posted by: Alvin Bragg at April 18, 2024 01:08 PM (5fDan)

367 The Poul Anderson novelette is called "The Sharing of Flesh," From 1968. It's not quite the way I recalled it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sharing_of_Flesh

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 01:08 PM (J2vNu)

368 44 Google is building a YUGE data center a few miles from our house. You should see the electrical grid infrastructure going up everywhere to support it. Not a windmill or solar panel in sight; not very "green." Seems server farms need actual reliable energy.
Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at April 18, 2024 12:23 PM (pgwxJ)

But it’s Google’s “third decade of climate action: join us” as it says on their website!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 01:08 PM (l+VUX)

369 "Mayorkas is a rogue element who is doing everything wrong, and we won't punish him at all while Republicans are just witch hunting, and Biden will never fire Mayorkas," is a tricky needle to thread.

Let's see if they can pull it off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 01:05 PM (GBKbO)


When the entire media is on your side it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2024 01:08 PM (2ocoG)

370
The thing about defenestration back in the day was that folks routinely dumped garbage and sewage from an upper-story window onto the street.

So, in addition to fall onto the street, the defenestree also experienced the humiliation and discomfort of being covered in rotting garbage and human excrement
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 12:43 PM (9yWhg)



Did I mention that I have a house for sale?

Posted by: Edmund Blackadder at April 18, 2024 01:08 PM (n+4am)

371 Actually, times are pretty tough in the tech industry employment-wise.

A competent guy I know found this out the hard way recently when he pissed off his bosses. He's never known unemployment in 20 years, always went to a better-paying job. He's been out of work around 3 months now. Best economy ever, Jack.

Posted by: The Economic Wheels Might Actually Be Closing In at April 18, 2024 01:08 PM (q9dju)

372 That zh article, what a massively corrupt shit show our government has become.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 01:08 PM (Y6IkP)

373 +++++
Histrionic is another.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 01:08 PM (HnUIn)



Technotronic.


https://youtu.be/y_-SP55sRig

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

374 Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Given the relentless attacks on free speech, I am going to fund a national signature campaign in support of the First Amendment

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 01:09 PM (NpAcC)

375 369
When the entire media is on your side it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2024 01:08 PM (2ocoG)

======

If the media were persuasive anymore on a national scale, Democrats wouldn't have to shut off ballot counting in the middle of the night and ballot box stuff like Tammany Hall across six states to barely get Biden an electoral college victory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 01:09 PM (GBKbO)

376 Trump border >> Biden border

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 01:09 PM (ufFY8)

377 Same way the NPCs are turned against or for whatever's needed by the Party. They're Apple branded firmware updaters told them "today, you love Arabs and hate Jews."

And so they do. Just like they instantly switched from hating Big Pharma to getting Pfizer tattoos, and how "you can't hug a child with nuclear arms" instantly became Vox explainers about how to stop worrying and learn to love The Bomb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 12:59 PM (0FoWg)

If you went to an anti-war protest (thanks for the pictures, Zombie) in the 2000s, inevitability there woukd be someone with a pro-Palestinian sign or wearing a keffiyah or both. Remember all the protestors claiming our "war for oil" was just to enrich predominantly Jewish neocons?

My point is that the pro-Palestinian/anti-semitic protestors have been around for ages, it's just their turn in the spotlight now.

Posted by: pookysgirl, looking at the big picture at April 18, 2024 01:09 PM (dtlDP)

378 That's nothing compared to the 10s of thousands of BLM degenerates slithering all over cities during the Summer of Saint George.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 12:57 PM (iFTx/)

Well, there was looting to be done!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 01:10 PM (tkR6S)

379 LOL... Two Jurors are let go from the bogus Trump /whore trial.. It's a shit show already and it hasn't even started

Remember, the judge let someone whose social media posts were obviously anti-Trump on the jury, saying that he "had looked into the juror's eyes", and determined that he could be fair.

Because have a judge "looking into a juror's eyes" as a method of doing voir dire has been part of the common law for centuries.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 01:10 PM (YAtuc)

380 Don't take Fenestra if you're allergic to Fenestra.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 01:00 PM


Lays Baked Chips...now with Fenestra!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 01:10 PM (Wnv9h)

381 Was it a perfect-cube, Japanese apple with absolutely no blemishes??
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 01:08 PM (vtyCZ)



Then, you'd have to send it to Israel for sacrifice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

382 Metaltronix.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 18, 2024 01:10 PM (Z8Yh2)

383 "Fenestra," I believe.

Fenestra has been known to cause certain side effects, like fenestration, which is a cross between feelings of feebleness and frustration. Contact your doctor if these symptoms persist.

Posted by: Boswell at April 18, 2024 01:10 PM (K+UlC)

384 lulz

https://x.com/drefanzor/status/1780641165400010933

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 18, 2024 01:10 PM (XTtv8)

385
Lays Baked Chips...now with Fenestra!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 01:10 PM (Wnv9h)



*shudders at the memory*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

386 358 try this one weird trick...works overnight!
Posted by: BignJames at April

I have a couple other tricks, but they won’t work over night. They will work, however! Grab a bottle of water, a sweat towel and I will see y’all in the studio.

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 01:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

387 Actually, times are pretty tough in the tech industry employment-wise.

Yet ... if you work in the "actually putting hands on shit and can make it work" industry ? Shit has never, ever, been better.

That's what a free-market looks like. This market, not because of anything Biden has ever done, is more free than any labor market in my lifetime. Those that actually "do" are getting paid.

Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 01:11 PM (M2OJ3)

388 My point is that the pro-Palestinian/anti-semitic protestors have been around for ages, it's just their turn in the spotlight now.

You are correct that the hard core has been around for decades. They're probably one out of a hundred of the people we're seeing now. The rest are just joiners.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 01:11 PM (CsUN+)

389 Given the relentless attacks on free speech, I am going to fund a national signature campaign in support of the First Amendment
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 01:09 PM (NpAcC)

I will sign Musk's resolution. I hope to see one of his annoying clipboard mongrels in my town.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 01:11 PM (0FoWg)

390 Remember, the judge let someone whose social media posts were obviously anti-Trump on the jury, saying that he "had looked into the juror's eyes", and determined that he could be fair.



It WORKS, I tell you.

Posted by: George W. Bush at April 18, 2024 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

391 386 I have a couple other tricks, but they won’t work over night. They will work, however! Grab a bottle of water, a sweat towel and I will see y’all in the studio.
Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 01:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

=======

I think I could sandwich that in between two King Sized Burger King meals.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

392 I think that there is a general sense among politicians that they’re they’re scared to take this really bold action. And the Biden administration is in a difficult place of trying to win the election, but also, the numbers show he needs the youth vote if he’s gonna’ win. And in order to get the youth vote, he needs to declare a climate emergency and call for a ceasefire in Gaza.
Posted by: The California Judiciary! at April 18, 2024 12:57 PM (YAtuc)

Except that they young don’t vote.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 01:12 PM (l+VUX)

393 Did I mention that I have a house for sale?
Posted by: Edmund Blackadder at April 18, 2024 01:08 PM


What about the privvies?!

Posted by: Mrs. Pants at April 18, 2024 01:12 PM (Wnv9h)

394 The Whopper junior is perfect.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 18, 2024 01:13 PM (Z8Yh2)

395 =======

I think I could sandwich that in between two King Sized Burger King meals.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 01:12 PM (GBKbO)



It IS a winning combination.

Posted by: Lizzo at April 18, 2024 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

396 Because have a judge "looking into a juror's eyes" as a method of doing voir dire has been part of the common law for centuries.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 18, 2024 01:10 PM (YAtuc)

Trump has been forced into a real life "Dr Tarr and Professor Feather" Poe story where the loonies are running the insane asylum, and he must witness it all in silence.

Posted by: Boswell at April 18, 2024 01:13 PM (K+UlC)

397 https://youtu.be/6HoG8AK8erQ?feature=shared

The Native centaur chick is strangely hot.

(Lauren something)

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 18, 2024 01:14 PM (ufFY8)

398 Did I mention that I have a house for sale?
Posted by: Edmund Blackadder at April 18, 2024 01:08 PM
*
What about the privvies?!
Posted by: Mrs. Pants at April 18, 2024


***
They'e governed by the Privy Council, headed by the Groom of the Stool

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 01:15 PM (J2vNu)

399 391 I think I could sandwich that in between two King Sized Burger King meals.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April

I am crying

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 01:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

400 the ones who create real value for executives and shareholders."


You create value for shareholders by programming products the Israeli government is willing to pay $1.2B for. Your fart box occupying a seat in a google office while surfing FB does not.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 01:15 PM (PI/SC)

401 Sad to lose a no work job idiots

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 01:16 PM (I4wQC)

402 https://youtu.be/6HoG8AK8erQ?feature=shared

The Native centaur chick is strangely hot.

(Lauren something)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 18, 2024


***
Cute and lively, but somebody needs to introduce her to Golo and Anytime Fitness.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 01:16 PM (J2vNu)

403 You are correct that the hard core has been around for decades. They're probably one out of a hundred of the people we're seeing now. The rest are just joiners.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 01:11 PM (CsUN+)


And that, amongst other things, is where the Right gets it wrong.

It only takes one. We call those "leaders". One can lead a hundred or more. We call those "followers".

Doesn't matter that the followers are simply going along like lemmings. Just the opposite. They're lemmings - dangerous in their willingness and enthusiasm to follow in big numbers.

Today's public conversation still revolves around this idea that the lemmings aren't responsible for simply following a leader. Nothing changes for the better until that bullshit gets dismissed - along with those pushing it.

Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 01:16 PM (M2OJ3)

404
Google is building a YUGE data center a few miles from our house. You should see the electrical grid infrastructure going up everywhere to support it. Not a windmill or solar panel in sight; not very "green." Seems server farms need actual reliable energy.

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at April 18, 2024 12:23 PM


According to my son, who learned how to code, the solar panels are on the roof of data centers like this. They'll produce some DC current which most computers ultimately work on. So, they may have the panels to appear 'green' but they're for virtual signaling mainly. The heavy hardware plugs into AC but may be ultimately converted to DC. But there's no way they could possibly power the entire facility from solar.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 01:16 PM (RKVpM)

405 You create value for shareholders by programming products the Israeli government is willing to pay $1.2B for. Your fart box occupying a seat in a google office while surfing FB does not.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 01:15 PM (PI/SC)

You create value for shareholders by feeding these danger-haired fartclams to your secret Alphabet Corp anthropophage killbots.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 01:17 PM (0FoWg)

406 "Dr Tarr and Professor Feather" Poe story

Good Alan Parsons tune, also.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 01:17 PM (ufFY8)

407 Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop a

Cameltoe in the front, ponytail in the back?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 01:17 PM (PI/SC)

408 "...including those among us who did not directly participate in yesterday's historic, bicoastal 10-hour sit-in protests"


LOL..."historic"

Posted by: Biergood at April 18, 2024 01:17 PM (PwgSL)

409 They'e governed by the Privy Council, headed by the Groom of the Stool
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 01:15 PM


They've seen some shit, man...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 01:17 PM (Wnv9h)

410 ONE BILLION DOLLARS !!!! Ace you are sounding like Dr Evil
that is only the equivalent
of 1 day's revenue for Google.

Posted by: paul at April 18, 2024 01:18 PM (En8R7)

411 I'm shocked. A woke company NOT taking orders from their employees and expecting them to do their job and make the company money.

How robber baron of them.

Posted by: Ripley at April 18, 2024 01:18 PM (JojsZ)

412 But there's no way they could possibly power the entire facility from solar.

No there is not. Fortunately, I own some land near a bunch of data centers, and the power lines run on my land.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 01:18 PM (CsUN+)

413 399 391 I think I could sandwich that in between two King Sized Burger King meals.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April

I am crying
Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 01:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

========

Should I stop by Wendy's and get you a large Frostie?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

414 It was only when the guy at the top got disturbed that anything happened. He's a "good" guy and how dare they treat him the same as his enemies...
Posted by: Nova Local

Not to mention that this exec. was probably having fun-fun good-times with his secretary and the protestors were killing the mood. That's a bridge too far!

Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2024 01:18 PM (oiNtH)

415 Those centaur ads make me want to genetically engineer a centaur just so I can beat it to death.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 01:19 PM (0FoWg)

416 We put up solar parking lot lights... to virtue signal the neighborhood how green we were.

The neighborhood bitched about the light pollution.

There's no pleasing this group...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 18, 2024 01:19 PM (Q4IgG)

417 Instagram thots who curate their lives for clicks? I get that. But, "I'm an embarrassing failure?" I don't get that.
====
Because shame really is part of their kink.

Posted by: Wise words from Ace at April 18, 2024 01:19 PM (FtmW0)

418 Joe Biden held a rally in Scranton where he nearly filled a majority of the seats in a large venue.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 01:19 PM (PI/SC)

419 Good Alan Parsons tune, also.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 01:17 PM (ufFY

"The System of Dr Tarr and Professor Fether" has so many real-life applications to today's world that I have lost count. Poe was a Swami, I tell ya!

Posted by: Boswell at April 18, 2024 01:19 PM (K+UlC)

420 I think I could sandwich that in between two King Sized Burger King meals.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April
---
Did I go to Wendy's twice yesterday?

Posted by: Jim Gaffigan, Bored at Church at April 18, 2024 01:20 PM (xPJvm)

421 Not to mention that this exec. was probably having fun-fun good-times with his secretary and the protestors were killing the mood. That's a bridge too far!

Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2024 01:18 PM (oiNtH)


If I ever get to the point of affording such a "secretary" ? I won't trouble her with trivial bullshit like showing up every day at eight and pretending to actually have a job typing or answering phones.

Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 01:20 PM (M2OJ3)

422 All I'm going to say is, I love my tractor.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 18, 2024 01:20 PM (oJb1g)

423 413
Should I stop by Wendy's and get you a large Frostie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April

I am good! I have my green smoothie here. Tastes just like a frosty if I squint my eyes! 😂

Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 01:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

424 Cat Ass Trophy. At some point the campaign will start paying people to show up, actually they may already being doing it.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 18, 2024 01:21 PM (2NHgQ)

425 Those centaur ads make me want to genetically engineer a centaur just so I can beat it to death.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024


***
The first one on the link went on for three solid minutes. WTF?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 01:21 PM (J2vNu)

426 423 I am good! I have my green smoothie here. Tastes just like a frosty if I squint my eyes! 😂
Posted by: Piper at April 18, 2024 01:20 PM (ZdaMQ)

=======

My limoncello La Croix is so good, it makes me think the nutritional information on the label is a lie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

427 Twinkle twinkle little google star
Your not as important as you think you are

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2024 01:22 PM (T0J/k)

428 Not to mention that this exec. was probably having fun-fun good-times with his secretary and the protestors were killing the mood. That's a bridge too far!

Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2024 01:18 PM (oiNtH)

*Governor William J. Le Petomsne enters the chat*

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 18, 2024 01:22 PM (ufFY8)

429 @SenSchumer
Impeachment should NEVER be used to settle policy disagreements.


"Hmm, I wonder if anyone will remember I said that on January 21st? Naahhh..."

Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 01:22 PM (/y8xj)

430 All I'm going to say is, I love my tractor.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Which of 4,123 genders is that?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 01:22 PM (9yWhg)

431 If I ever get to the point of affording such a "secretary" ? I won't trouble her with trivial bullshit like showing up every day at eight and pretending to actually have a job typing or answering phones.
Posted by: How It All Works

Id still want her to bring me my coffee in the AM

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 18, 2024 01:22 PM (CIS44)

432 Good, goooood ~ * does the hand wash thing *


@ClimateDefiance 1h
BREAKING: We just shut down a gala honoring U.S. Senator Lisa Murkowski. Murkowski is a murderer. She incinerates us to enrich her cronies. As Chevron's top lobbyist gave her an award, we stepped in and stopped the ceremony. Respect us or expect us.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 01:22 PM (IG4Id)

433 Google is building a YUGE data center a few miles from our house.

-
Burn, Loot, Murder bought a huge amount of acreage near here so their thugs can folic in the wilderness, I guess.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 01:22 PM (FVME7)

434 Sponge, the German word for window is:
Fenster.

Thus - my grandmother's maiden name of "Fenstermacher".

Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 01:22 PM (WXNFJ)

435 Joe Biden held a rally in Scranton where he nearly filled a majority of the seats in a large venue.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 01:19 PM (PI/SC)

---------------

They were mostly his Puerto Rican Jewish relatives & friends.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 01:23 PM (8skTE)

436 Respect us or expect us.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 01:22 PM


They're obviously not the Spanish Inquisition.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 01:23 PM (Wnv9h)

437 In Memory of ... Dickie Betts

Posted by: Oglebay at April 18, 2024 01:24 PM (ogTiX)

438 They were mostly his Puerto Rican Jewish relatives & friends.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 01:23 PM


Please excuse Juan from School. He was at a Biden rally.

- Epstein's Mother

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 01:24 PM (Wnv9h)

439 Thus - my grandmother's maiden name of "Fenstermacher".
Posted by: Tonypete


Your grandmother was Lex Luthor's bit of stuff?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 01:24 PM (9yWhg)

440 All I'm going to say is, I love my tractor.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


Get a grapple. Waaaayyyyy more funner.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 01:24 PM (PI/SC)

441 The Ford Fenestra never really caught on as a competitor to the wildly popular Chevy Corvair convertible.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at April 18, 2024 01:24 PM (dg+HA)

442 All I'm going to say is, I love my tractor.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 18, 2024 01:20 PM (oJb1g)



Does she think it's sexy?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

443 Good, goooood ~ * does the hand wash thing *


@ClimateDefiance 1h
BREAKING: We just shut down a gala honoring U.S. Senator Lisa Murkowski. Murkowski is a murderer. She incinerates us to enrich her cronies. As Chevron's top lobbyist gave her an award, we stepped in and stopped the ceremony. Respect us or expect us.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 01:22 PM (IG4Id)

--------------

"A witch! A witch! A witch! We found a witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! We have found a witch. May we burn her?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 01:24 PM (8skTE)

444 According to my son, who learned how to code, the solar panels are on the roof of data centers like this. They'll produce some DC current which most computers ultimately work on. So, they may have the panels to appear 'green' but they're for virtual signaling mainly. The heavy hardware plugs into AC but may be ultimately converted to DC.

The big power suck for data centers isn't the servers, it's the air conditioning.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 01:25 PM (/y8xj)

445 New one. Nat Guard

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 01:25 PM (CsUN+)

446 The Ford Fenestra never really caught on as a competitor to the wildly popular Chevy Corvair convertible.
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at April 18, 2024 01:24 PM (dg+HA)



That shit'll kill ya!

Posted by: Ralph Nader at April 18, 2024 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)

447 Citizen Free Press
@CitizenFreePres

Benny Johnson's car got smashed up by criminals at an In-N-Out in Oakland while he was filming a segment about theft in the area.

https://tinyurl.com/23cezr8t

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 01:25 PM (NpAcC)

448 If I ever get to the point of affording such a "secretary" ? I won't trouble her with trivial bullshit like showing up every day at eight and pretending to actually have a job typing or answering phones.
Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 01:20 PM


*answers phone*

Biyalistock and Bloom!

Posted by: Inga at April 18, 2024 01:25 PM (Wnv9h)

449
Burn, Loot, Murder bought a huge amount of acreage near here so their thugs can folic in the wilderness, I guess.

Folic acid is still added to bread, I think to prevent birf defects.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 01:25 PM (RKVpM)

450 nood

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 01:25 PM (IG4Id)

451 Respect us or expect us.

-
Buy more ammo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 18, 2024 01:25 PM (FVME7)

452 Noodus nat'l guard

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 01:26 PM (J2vNu)

453 @ClimateDefiance 1h
BREAKING: We just shut down a gala honoring U.S. Senator Lisa Murkowski. Murkowski is a murderer. She incinerates us to enrich her cronies. As Chevron's top lobbyist gave her an award, we stepped in and stopped the ceremony. Respect us or expect us.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 01:22 PM (IG4Id)

Murk responds "So, hmmm, what happened to the Red Guards again? Just trying to recall my history on that...."

Posted by: Boswell at April 18, 2024 01:26 PM (K+UlC)

454 Respect us or expect us.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 01:22 PM

They're obviously not the Spanish Inquisition.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 18, 2024 01:23 PM (Wnv9h)


True. But it works, and they know what they're doing. Because it especially works on people who's next move is googling Branca to read his take on if it's OK to defend yourself against such a promise.

Not a threat. A promise. They're calling their shot.

Posted by: How It All Works at April 18, 2024 01:26 PM (M2OJ3)

455 Murkowski hasn't been this upset since a fire took out half the Bolivian coca leaves.

Posted by: Wally at April 18, 2024 01:26 PM (AQBM5)

456 Shiess den Fenster

Posted by: Hans at April 18, 2024 01:26 PM (xPJvm)

457 All I'm going to say is, I love my tractor.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Be careful.

https://youtu.be/pQ73NKS3B1c

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at April 18, 2024 01:28 PM (dg+HA)

458 @ClimateDefiance 1h
BREAKING: We just shut down a gala honoring U.S. Senator Lisa Murkowski. Murkowski is a murderer. She incinerates us to enrich her cronies. As Chevron's top lobbyist gave her an award, we stepped in and stopped the ceremony. Respect us or expect us.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 01:22 PM (IG4Id)

Respect us or expect us.
*inserts mag*
I've made my choice.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 18, 2024 01:28 PM (FCbAQ)

459
The big power suck for data centers isn't the servers, it's the air conditioning.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 01:25 PM


I rate as most assuredly accurate. I'm surprised so few of these places actually catch fire.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 01:28 PM (RKVpM)

460 To no one’s surprise, Maduro did not fulfill his end of the agreed bargain, and now the moronic Biden administration says it will not renew a license – set to expire early on today – that had considerably eased Venezuela’s oil sanctions.

The move to reimpose punitive measures is a response to Maduro’s failure in the election commitments that he never really meant to meet.

Posted by: SMOD at April 18, 2024 01:28 PM (RHGPo)

461 458 @ClimateDefiance 1h
BREAKING: We just shut down a gala honoring U.S. Senator Lisa Murkowski

LOL
Couldn't happen to a nicer goper

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 18, 2024 01:29 PM (q2svT)

462 If I ever get to the point of affording such a "secretary" ? I won't trouble her with trivial bullshit like showing up every day at eight and pretending to actually have a job typing or answering phones.
Posted by: How It All Works

That's part of the kink! You'd be missing out.

Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2024 01:32 PM (oiNtH)

463 those numbers? 30,000 dead times 2 wounded.
Synthetaic.com has shown more than 500 2000 pound bomb craters. an estimated 30000 tons of munition have been used.

Posted by: paul at April 18, 2024 01:32 PM (En8R7)

464 Stupid Googlers

Posted by: Sharkman at April 18, 2024 01:33 PM (WcT8C)

465 I'm shocked. A woke company NOT taking orders from their employees and expecting them to do their job and make the company money.

Luxury beliefs are hard to afford when the economy your entire company voted for unexpectedly turns out to be terrible for your company.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2024 01:34 PM (2ocoG)

466 Hey, Paul, the Gazans need to learn to be polite and not be Nazis somehow. Being treated as the Nazis they are just might work. It's either that, or Israel nukes them next time they send their Einsatzgruppen into Israel to commit genocide.

Will they learn? They've not shown the ability to learn in the last 70 years. That's on them, not Israel. Tough shit.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 18, 2024 01:36 PM (WcT8C)

467 A an organized sneak attack, with an objective to, kill, rape and kidnap civilians, not military objectives is the work of barbarians. Enemies of humanity. Barbary pirates. When you holed their tubs, you let them drown.

Posted by: USS Scourge at April 18, 2024 01:57 PM (FtmW0)

468 463: all would have been alive had they just left well enough alone.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 02:09 PM (nvtOt)

469 Cut off their Food and Water turn off the Electricity when its dark and play a CD of Scary Halloween sounds after Dark

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 18, 2024 05:15 PM (wGqjj)

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