Illegal Alien Released by Biden Charged in Hit-and-Run Death of Senator's Aid

The Third Worldization of America continues.

An illegal alien released by the Biden administration in 2021 has been arrested in connection with the fatal hit-and-run of Kurt Englehart, a senior adviser to U.S. Senator Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV).
Key Details:
Elmer Rueda-Linares, 18, was initially detained at the Texas border in March 2021 and subsequently released into the U.S. in June 2021.
The accident occurred early Saturday morning at Kietzke and Peckham lanes in Reno, resulting in the death of 38-year-old Kurt Englehart.
The incident has sparked further debate over the Biden administration's immigration policies, particularly regarding the release of detained illegal immigrants.
Diving Deeper:
The community and political circles in Nevada are mourning the loss of Kurt Englehart, a dedicated public servant and senior adviser to Senator Catherine Cortez Masto, who died tragically in a hit-and-run incident this past weekend in Reno. The suspect, Elmer Rueda-Linares, is an 18-year-old who entered the U.S. illegally and was released by federal authorities last year. This case has intensified scrutiny of the Biden administration's immigration enforcement policies, which critics argue may contribute to such heartbreaking incidents.

Meanwhile, Mayorkas claims the border "is as secure as it can be." That's a lie, obviously. He means the border is secure as The Regime is willing to make it.

n a recent exchange with Rep. August Pfluger, DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas asserted that the U.S. southern border is "as secure as it can be," despite evidence of over 1.8 million illegal immigrants evading capture and concerns over national security threats.
Key Details:
During a heated discussion, Secretary Mayorkas told Congressman Pfluger that the border security is at its optimal state, sparking widespread criticism.
Reports indicate that since Mayorkas took office, there have been over 1.8 million instances of illegal immigrants successfully evading law enforcement at the southern border.
Critics point to instances where individuals on the terrorist watchlist were reportedly released into U.S. communities, questioning the DHS's handling of security.

The Biden administration is proud of its record of over 10 million illegal immigrants, more than enough fentanyl to kill every American, and untold numbers of rapists and murderers. https://t.co/3xW3040YBm
— Alex Pfeiffer (@__Pfeiffer) April 16, 2024

The impeachment articles for Mayorkas have been delivered to the Senate.

The impeachment revolves around Mayorkas's alleged "willful and systemic refusal to comply with the law," said to exacerbate illegal immigration, and his supposed obstruction of congressional oversight.

You might think that the run-down of a senator's aid might make Democrats take this seriously. But they won't. They're a Cult of Death.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:12 PM

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Posted by: GF at April 17, 2024 12:13 PM (mWnfv)

2 Hi Ace

Had to pass this on even if it is off topic.

NPR’s far-left CEO Katherine Maher: "Our reverence for the truth might be a distraction that’s getting in the way of finding common ground and getting things done."

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 17, 2024 12:13 PM (t/2Uw)

3 You might think that the run-down of a senator's aid might make Democrats take this seriously. But they won't. They're a Cult of Death.

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Since the aides are the ones who actually run the Senate, maybe a slightly higher chance that they take it seriously.

7% instead of 2%?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 17, 2024 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

4 The community and political circles in Nevada are mourning the loss of Kurt Englehart

I was very sorry to hear of the death of Kaylee Ingqvist.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:15 PM (CsUN+)

5 The community and political circles in Nevada are mourning the loss of Kurt Englehart, a dedicated public servant and senior adviser to Senator Catherine Cortez Masto, who died tragically in a hit-and-run incident this past weekend in Reno.

Karma.

His boss voted for the policies that made this possible.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 17, 2024 12:15 PM (YAtuc)

6 The Carlsbad, CA speedboat arrives here, including an SUV to whisk them away:

https://tinyurl.com/bdf3vsjp

53 seconds IIRC

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 12:15 PM (vtyCZ)

7 "You might think that the run-down of a senator's aid might make Democrats take this seriously."

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If an illegal ran over the Dem Senator from Hawaii who is in a wheel chair, they wouldn't even talk about it.

Gooder and harder, I say...

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 17, 2024 12:15 PM (i7Q7S)

8 This is nothing more than a surplus of victimhood credit for the Nevada Democrat.

She'll blame Congress or Trump, if she hasn't already.

Posted by: Smoothbrain McShitlib at April 17, 2024 12:16 PM (N/oGZ)

9 An illegal alien released by the Biden administration in 2021 has been arrested in connection with the fatal hit-and-run of Kurt Englehart, a senior adviser to U.S. Senator Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV).

So. Anyway,

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2024 12:16 PM (mvepF)

10 Sad for his family. Business as usual for our betters in the government.

Posted by: huerfano at April 17, 2024 12:16 PM (VGOMa)

11 well, it's brown on blue for once, so i'm just going to sit over here and enjoy my popcorn...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 17, 2024 12:16 PM (nXhwP)

12 An illegal alien released by the Biden administration in 2021 has been arrested in connection with the fatal hit-and-run of Kurt Englehart, a senior adviser to U.S. Senator Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV).
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The alien dodged a bullet. He might get deported for killing a Party adjunct. He would get the needle had he killed a full Party member like the senator herself.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:16 PM (HnUIn)

13 NPR’s far-left CEO Katherine Maher: "Our reverence for the truth might be a distraction that’s getting in the way of finding common ground and getting things done."
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 17, 2024 12:13 PM

What color is the sky on her planet?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2024 12:17 PM (I6W2K)

14 I don't know if this was linked before, but the term "illegal alien" is doubleplusungood in some educational establishments:

https://is.gd/UJaHw8

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 17, 2024 12:17 PM (PiwSw)

15 Meanwhile, Mayorkas claims the border "is as secure as it can be."

Nice obfuscation there, you pos. Does that mean it's as secure as it's possible to make it (= not obscure), or that it's as secure as we're willing to make it? The answer dismisses the possibility that the border can be effectively completely secure, which it was under Trump, but never mind.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 12:17 PM (CsUN+)

16 n a recent exchange with Rep. August Pfluger, DHS Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas asserted that the U.S. southern border is "as secure as it can be," despite evidence of over 1.8 million illegal immigrants evading capture and concerns over national security threats.
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Ace nailed it. "It's as secure as it can be within the constraints of our policy definition and political goals."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:17 PM (HnUIn)

17 I'm going to wait and see what NPR has to say about this...

Posted by: Inogame at April 17, 2024 12:17 PM (53oGX)

18 Good. I would like to see a new sport where ilegales get all liquored up and race Coast to Coast trying to kill as many pedestrians as they can for points and prizes in multi colored Hyundais with paper tags.

How do you say Death Race 2024 in Spanglish?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 17, 2024 12:18 PM (cDEsv)

19 When bad people get hurt or killed by other bad people and I laugh, does that make me a bad person too?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 17, 2024 12:18 PM (iFTx/)

20 Critics point to instances where individuals on the terrorist watchlist were reportedly released into U.S. communities, questioning the DHS's handling of security.
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Don't question their handling.

Question their institutional goals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:18 PM (HnUIn)

21 "Mayorkas claims the border "is as secure as it can be." "

"to further our goals"

was left unsaid....

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 17, 2024 12:18 PM (nXhwP)

22 An illegal alien released by the Biden administration in 2021 has been arrested in connection with the fatal hit-and-run of Kurt Englehart, a senior adviser to U.S. Senator Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV).

So he killed a Democrat aide?

Guess who's going to be going back to the slammer post-haste?

Next time, kill a MAGAt, ese. Then you're home free!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 12:18 PM (Q0kLU)

23 Without remorse I say this; more Democrats and their aids need to experience this sort of cultural enrichment.

Make it a daily occurrence.

Too often our political betters are insulated from their own policies. That needs to end, now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2024 12:18 PM (Q4IgG)

24 Let's put the blame where it really belongs: The Internal Combustion Engine

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 17, 2024 12:18 PM (z+89e)

25 They're a Cult of Death.

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"You say that like it's a bad thing." -- Satan

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 17, 2024 12:19 PM (yL61Q)

26 NPR’s far-left CEO Katherine Maher: "Our reverence for the truth might be a distraction that’s getting in the way of finding common ground and getting things done."

Oh, just eat s*** you mendacious harridan.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 12:19 PM (CsUN+)

27 This is what Masto wants.

Posted by: blaster at April 17, 2024 12:19 PM (xhfG9)

28 What goes around (the fence),
Comes around (at 60 mph)

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 17, 2024 12:19 PM (w9Wax)

29 This is what the people of Nevada want.

Posted by: blaster at April 17, 2024 12:19 PM (xhfG9)

30 To bad, the Marxists let him go and he kills a Democrat.
He probably will get out to do more crimes

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2024 12:19 PM (/vSYF)

31 #Biden'sBorderBloodbath

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 17, 2024 12:19 PM (yL61Q)

32 You might think that the run-down of a senator's aid might make Democrats take this seriously. But they won't. They're a Cult of Death.
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Yes, but more importantly, they're insulated. They're fine. It doesn't have any effect on them.

The Congress - both houses - are more than willing to go hard. Jan 6 showed us that. The moment that they themselves felt even remotely threatened, they went full tyrant. But they themselves do not feel even remotely threatened by illegal aliens, nor by the likes of Code Pink. They know that everyone involved knows the rules.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:20 PM (HnUIn)

33 Afternoon Ace. So an illegal alien killed a Dem political apparatchik. It's a tragedy when someone's light goes out, but my give a f**k meter seems to be stuck at zero. If the Dems don't want to stop this crap they can suffer too

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2024 12:20 PM (nYX8q)

34
"Senior advisor" it said.

So Elmer killed the *actual* Senator from NV.

18 years old. Release him again. This kid has chops.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2024 12:20 PM (0FoWg)

35
Unfortunately, the *right* people have to die before our betters in government do something. When it hits them I got nothing but crocodile tears.

I should be better but I'm not.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2024 12:20 PM (RKVpM)

36 Illegal Alien Released by Biden Charged in Hit-and-Run Death of Senator's Aid

..

YAY!

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at April 17, 2024 12:20 PM (i+0XS)

37 Let's put the blame where it really belongs: The Internal Combustion Engine

And who invented the ICE? That's right, white men. Evil, white men. They're the real problem.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 12:20 PM (CsUN+)

38 The senator who the got who got killed worked for…. What’s her position on illegal immigration? Will she now change her position?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 17, 2024 12:20 PM (19U+m)

39 Kurt Englehart, a senior adviser to U.S. Senator Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV).

A lib donk, staffer for another lib commie donk. My GAF meter doesn't even register an input signal. These asshole actively created this shit so reap the whirlwind motherfucker.

Anyway.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 17, 2024 12:21 PM (MsrgL)

40 Maxwell Alejandro Frost
@MaxwellFrostFL
Sitting in a bigoted hearing where one of my colleagues is consistently referring to immigrants as “aliens”. Disgusting. My blood is boiling.

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I'm so sorry this is happening to you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 12:21 PM (FVME7)

41 39 The senator who the got who got killed worked for…. What’s her position on illegal immigration? Will she now change her position?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 17, 2024 12:20 PM (19U+m)

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The only proper reaction is to introduce a bill that eliminates cash bail on a nationwide scale.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 17, 2024 12:21 PM (GBKbO)

42 Oh, just eat s*** you mendacious harridan.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 12:19 PM (CsUN+)

I saw the Mendacious Harridans open for the Vituperative Viragos at Lilith Fair in 2010.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 17, 2024 12:21 PM (PiwSw)

43 The word alien upsets a Congressman.

https://tinyurl.com/44vz4d9k

Posted by: huerfano at April 17, 2024 12:22 PM (VGOMa)

44 Reporter: Senator Masto, did you hear the news?
Senator Masto: No, give me the run-down!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 17, 2024 12:22 PM (w9Wax)

45 Killed a what now? Why is this even a story? Political aides die all the time. The world is an imperfect place.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 17, 2024 12:22 PM (z+89e)

46 And who invented the ICE? That's right, white men. Evil, white men. They're the real problem.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 12:20 PM (CsUN+)

You know who else was an evil white man, right?

Exactly. Trump. Which makes him literally Hitler.

Posted by: blaster at April 17, 2024 12:22 PM (xhfG9)

47 Next time, kill a MAGAt, ese. Then you're home free!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 12:18 PM

Probably what they'll say when they let him go on probation after the dust settles.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2024 12:22 PM (I6W2K)

48 Pretty amazing the way all these destitute, down trodden refugees somehow always acquire a car.

Posted by: Orson at April 17, 2024 12:22 PM (dIske)

49 @MaxwellFrostFL
Sitting in a bigoted hearing where one of my colleagues is consistently referring to immigrants as “aliens”. Disgusting. My blood is boiling.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 12:21 PM (FVME7)
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Who is this? Ah, a Rep from Florida, district 10. District 10 is Orlando, basically, based on the map.

Be better, Orlando.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:22 PM (HnUIn)

50 The aid died for the cause. No one on the left will be upset about this.

Posted by: Piper at April 17, 2024 12:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

51 Without remorse I say this; more Democrats and their aids need to experience this sort of cultural enrichment.

Make it a daily occurrence.

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They are so committed in their destruction of this country, I don't think it would even move the needle. If Nancy Pelosi's daughter were raped and murdered by an illegal alien, she'd not change her stance. That's how far they are into America's demise. And illegal immigration is a cornerstone of that demise.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 17, 2024 12:23 PM (mupln)

52 Like a Death Cult cares about an Ironic Death. We care about somebody's death only because we're not ghouls. If the Death Cult can't figure out how to dance on his grave to their benefit, we'll hear no more about this story.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 17, 2024 12:23 PM (CecP5)

53 46 Killed a what now? Why is this even a story? Political aides die all the time. The world is an imperfect place.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 17, 2024 12:22 PM (z+89e)

Seriously!

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at April 17, 2024 12:23 PM (xhfG9)

54 So he killed a Democrat aide?

Guess who's going to be going back to the slammer post-haste?

LOL. The local establishment tolerated mass destruction in Portland in 2020 until one guy vandalized Oregon Democratic Party headquarters in Portland.

He was convicted of a felony, and was told that to reduce the conviction to a misdemeanor, he would have to pay tens of thousands of dollars in restitution.

He couldn't come up with the money, so convicted felon it is.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 17, 2024 12:23 PM (YAtuc)

55 Who is this? Ah, a Rep from Florida, district 10. District 10 is Orlando, basically, based on the map.

Be better, Orlando.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I think he may be that young black kid that is the first Gen Zer in congress

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2024 12:23 PM (CIS44)

56 Killed a what now? Why is this even a story? Political aides die all the time. The world is an imperfect place.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 17, 2024 12:22 PM (z+89e)
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LOL

Threadwinner potential in this one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:23 PM (HnUIn)

57
border security is at its optimal state

Optimal for Cloward-Piven.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2024 12:24 PM (63Dwl)

58 FBI/CIA say they need FISA Section 702 maintained to stop the flow of fentanyl into the U.S. but they haven't stopped the flow of fentanyl into the U.S. with it already.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 12:24 PM (vtyCZ)

59 I think he may be that young black kid that is the first Gen Zer in congress
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2024 12:23 PM (CIS44)
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He looks quite young in his Twitter profile pic selfie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:24 PM (HnUIn)

60 Killed a what now? Why is this even a story? Political aides die all the time. The world is an imperfect place.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 17, 2024 12:22 PM (z+89e)

No kidding.

Posted by: Vinny Foster at April 17, 2024 12:24 PM (+YRf1)

61
Let's put the blame where it really belongs: The Internal Combustion Engine

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 17, 2024

I think the odds of surviving a crash against a battery powered vehicle which weighs 2,000 pounds more then an ICE decreases tremendously. Something something physics. Some suggestion probably. Not a rule. Can't have those judgemental things.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2024 12:24 PM (RKVpM)

62 52 They are so committed in their destruction of this country, I don't think it would even move the needle. If Nancy Pelosi's daughter were raped and murdered by an illegal alien, she'd not change her stance. That's how far they are into America's demise. And illegal immigration is a cornerstone of that demise.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 17, 2024 12:23 PM (mupln)

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The individual illegal alien would get the full force of the law and justice system. They'd get thrown into a very small hole never to see the light of day again.

But the issue would remain untouched.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 17, 2024 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

63 Interesting development around the FISA bill. It has not yet passed the Senate. Current legislation expires on Friday. Congress scheduled to adjourn. In order to get a vote on the bill in time, all 100 senators have to agree. Senator Rand Paul saying he'll hold it up and also Ron Wyden, Democrat.
Hmmm...

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 17, 2024 12:24 PM (t/2Uw)

64
The kid was only doing a job Americans won't do.

Posted by: Auspex at April 17, 2024 12:24 PM (j4U/Z)

65 Before the ruling class showed me how much they want us to suffer and be eliminated, I would have felt bad for this person and their family. Now I see it as one less soldier in their ranks who has their sights on us squeezing the trigger.

Posted by: Crazy at April 17, 2024 12:24 PM (XAeg4)

66 NPR’s far-left CEO Katherine Maher: "Our reverence for the truth might be a distraction that’s getting in the way of finding common ground and getting things done."

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In NYT talk, that's "All the News That's Fit To Print."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 12:24 PM (FVME7)

67 64 Interesting development around the FISA bill. It has not yet passed the Senate. Current legislation expires on Friday. Congress scheduled to adjourn. In order to get a vote on the bill in time, all 100 senators have to agree. Senator Rand Paul saying he'll hold it up and also Ron Wyden, Democrat.
Hmmm...
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 17, 2024 12:24 PM (t/2Uw)

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Oh, good. We're going to get Johnson to bail out this nonsense a second time.

Looking forward to it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 17, 2024 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

68 Interesting development around the FISA bill. It has not yet passed the Senate. Current legislation expires on Friday. Congress scheduled to adjourn. In order to get a vote on the bill in time, all 100 senators have to agree. Senator Rand Paul saying he'll hold it up and also Ron Wyden, Democrat.
Hmmm...
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 17, 2024 12:24 PM (t/2Uw)
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The spice will flow. It will pass at midnight on Friday.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:25 PM (HnUIn)

69 So because a member of the junta found out we are all supposed to clutch our pearls?

Nah.

Kate Steinle's body is still warm.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 17, 2024 12:26 PM (RIvkX)

70 If his Twitter feed is still active someone should scroll through it to see if there are any gems in there about illegal aliens.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at April 17, 2024 12:26 PM (i+0XS)

71 NPR’s far-left CEO Katherine Maher: "Our reverence for the truth might be a distraction that’s getting in the way of finding common ground and getting things done."

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 17, 2024 12:13 PM (t/2Uw)

Which is the whole problem. When exactly did these people in the news industry decide their job was to shape the thinking of the public rather than reporting events to the public?

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at April 17, 2024 12:26 PM (TIizU)

72 The aid died for the cause. No one on the left will be upset about this.
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#MeToo!

Posted by: zombie seth rich at April 17, 2024 12:26 PM (vtyCZ)

73 Impeaching Myorkas is a dodge and going nowhere.

Myorkas is a clown and an errand boy, and his impeachment is a proxy for not impeaching the head Meat Puppet.

But again, what else can you expect from a goofball, illegitimate political party.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 17, 2024 12:26 PM (oJb1g)

74 72 Which is the whole problem. When exactly did these people in the news industry decide their job was to shape the thinking of the public rather than reporting events to the public?
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at April 17, 2024 12:26 PM (TIizU)

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When they bought into the myth that two reporters took down Nixon?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 17, 2024 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

75 Maybe we should make it a requirement that any illegal alien seeking to stay in the country has to eliminate someone who supports illegal aliens staying in the country.

I mean, fair is fair, right?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 17, 2024 12:27 PM (wtvvX)

76 NPR’s far-left CEO Katherine Maher: "Our reverence for the truth might be a distraction that’s getting in the way of finding common ground and getting things done."

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You said it, baby!

Posted by: Pontius Pilate at April 17, 2024 12:27 PM (FVME7)

77 isn't the word "aide"?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 17, 2024 12:27 PM (AcWfM)

78 I think the odds of surviving a crash against a battery powered vehicle which weighs 2,000 pounds more then an ICE decreases tremendously. Something something physics. Some suggestion probably. Not a rule. Can't have those judgemental things.

It depends if you're 5'4 and the vehicle will hit you DIRECTLY IN THE FACE, which should be illegal. (If you know that Twitter thread, you know).

Posted by: Ian S. at April 17, 2024 12:27 PM (2ocoG)

79 NPR’s far-left CEO Katherine Maher: "Our reverence for the truth might be a distraction that’s getting in the way of finding common ground and getting things done.
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at April 17, 2024 12:28 PM (Be/+i)

80 I wonder if there's a DU thread on this...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 17, 2024 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

81 Omelettes, eggs, yada yada. I*m sure his colleagues will find a way to carry on.

Posted by: Clay at April 17, 2024 12:28 PM (zVGVg)

82 77 isn't the word "aide"?
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Yes.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 12:29 PM (vtyCZ)

83 This is the world they wanted.

Death, Death, and More Death.

Posted by: XTC at April 17, 2024 12:29 PM (UnA8+)

84 Killed a what now? Why is this even a story? Political aides die all the time. The world is an imperfect place.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton
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Someone did something.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at April 17, 2024 12:29 PM (XeU6L)

85 I think the odds of surviving a crash against a battery powered vehicle which weighs 2,000 pounds more then an ICE decreases tremendously. Something something physics. Some suggestion probably. Not a rule. Can't have those judgemental things.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2024 12:24 PM (RKVpM)

i thought there was no math here....

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 17, 2024 12:29 PM (nXhwP)

86 Which is the whole problem. When exactly did these people in the news industry decide their job was to shape the thinking of the public rather than reporting events to the public?
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at April 17, 2024 12:26 PM (TIizU)
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The moment that the news industry became a thing.

The idea of "we report, nothing more" is fairly new, and didn't last for very long.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:29 PM (HnUIn)

87 Col. Klink >> Mayorkas

Posted by: pawn at April 17, 2024 12:29 PM (QB+5g)

88 When I'm king, I'm telling the Aztecs "you're all getting deported. Except for automatic citizenship for any Aztec who runs over a freak from the old regime. Gentlemen, start your engines, and crack open your cervezas."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 17, 2024 12:29 PM (0FoWg)

89 It was just an aide. No biggie.
- dems

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 17, 2024 12:30 PM (l3Uxg)

90 Meanwhile, Mayorkas claims the border "is as secure as it can be."

cut to images of thousands of illegals streaming over the bridge at Eagle Pass while "Yakety Sax" plays

Posted by: brak at April 17, 2024 12:30 PM (25k9m)

91 Many of these goverment positions are just no work payjobs waiting to move up to the next higher position

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2024 12:30 PM (/vSYF)

92 Is Biden's "impeachment inquiry" still going on?

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2024 12:30 PM (AwYPR)

93 I saw the Shit-Eating Mendacious Harridans open for GMA3 at the ABC Broadcast Center on the Upper West Side of Manhattan this morning.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 17, 2024 12:30 PM (nSifH)

94 >>>NPR’s far-left CEO Katherine Maher: "Our reverence for the truth might be a distraction that's getting in the way of finding common ground and getting things done."

lol, sharon, where's this from?

Posted by: ace at April 17, 2024 12:30 PM (KRtlO)

95 When referring to a person, it's spelled 'aide'.

*thick German accent*

Do you sink grammar is a GAME!?!?!?!?

Posted by: DudeAbiding at April 17, 2024 12:30 PM (setIA)

96 75 Maybe we should make it a requirement that any illegal alien seeking to stay in the country has to eliminate someone who supports illegal aliens staying in the country.

I mean, fair is fair, right?
Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 17, 2024 12:27 PM (wtvvX)

An interesting take on replacement theory.

Posted by: 7 man at April 17, 2024 12:30 PM (Gfz8S)

97 The spice will flow. It will pass at midnight on Friday.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:25 PM (HnUIn)

As Grandfather Poppins was wont to opine, it's not that every man has his price, it's that the price is usually so low.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 12:30 PM (Q0kLU)

98 That overflowing toilet in Atlanta was a bullet to the heart of the republic.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 17, 2024 12:30 PM (yikga)

99 13 The alien dodged a bullet. He might get deported for killing a Party adjunct. He would get the needle had he killed ~~a full~~ an Inner Party member like the senator herself.

fixt

Posted by: anachronda at April 17, 2024 12:31 PM (v3pYe)

100 77 isn't the word "aide"?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 17, 2024

Yes, you are correct, and I dropped the e as well by mistake. An Aide is a person who helps. An aid is something that assists.

Posted by: Piper at April 17, 2024 12:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

101 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 17, 2024 12:31 PM (u82oZ)

102 Voting Democrat has consequences.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2024 12:31 PM (Q4IgG)

103 This is a pathological level of hubris:

@DavidSacks 21h
Mike Johnson proclaims that he is a “wartime speaker” but what war is America in? America does not need to be in any wars unless fools in Washington make it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 12:31 PM (IG4Id)

104 An illegal alien released by the Biden administration in 2021 has been arrested in connection with the fatal hit-and-run of Kurt Englehart, a senior adviser to U.S. Senator Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV).
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He might actually face punishment for that. Should've known not to kill a Democrat.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 17, 2024 12:31 PM (1bNHn)

105 Yes, you are correct, and I dropped the e as well by mistake. An Aide is a person who helps. An aid is something that assists.
Posted by: Piper a

cue the marital aid comments

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2024 12:32 PM (CIS44)

106 Aides aren't real people or people that count.
- dems

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 17, 2024 12:32 PM (l3Uxg)

107 Rand Paul seems pretty committed to not voting for this unless there is an amendment requiring a warrant to spy on Americans. I don;t know why Wyden is jumping on this but there are a lot of D senators up for reelection so maybe there's a shot?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 17, 2024 12:32 PM (t/2Uw)

108 "willful and systemic refusal to comply with the law"

Yes, this. They convert all the travelers from all over the globe into asylum seekers by having them sign up with an app while they are on the move to the border.

Ipso suspendo, they are all legal asylum seekers! The border is under control!

Posted by: PJ at April 17, 2024 12:32 PM (G1dq6)

109 An illegal killed the spouse of a Democratic House member earlier this year IIRC. Didn't change her voting stances on the southern invasion as all.

Easier to replace a husband then a grift after all...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2024 12:32 PM (ibTVg)

110 nothing will change til they start taking casualties

Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2024 12:32 PM (dCxaZ)

111 As Grandfather Poppins was wont to opine, it's not that every man has his price, it's that the price is usually so low.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 12:30 PM (Q0kLU)
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Yes indeed. That was the most illuminating thing to be about the first Trump administration. It wasn't that so many Washington insiders were whores, it's that they were such cheap whores. This really stood out to be with John Bolton. That dude's going rate was around $10k - the political equivalent of a ham sandwich.

When I learned that *I* - just a W2 slob with a decent job - could afford to buy John Bolton, I lost all respect for him. If you're going to be a traitor-for-hire, at least be expensive. I don't think that's too much to ask.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:32 PM (HnUIn)

112 Has anyone pointed out the irony that Kurt was killed by the result of what he was ‘politically dedicated’ to?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 17, 2024 12:32 PM (jbnUc)

113 103 This is a pathological level of hubris:

@DavidSacks 21h
Mike Johnson proclaims that he is a “wartime speaker” but what war is America in? America does not need to be in any wars unless fools in Washington make it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 12:31 PM (IG4Id)

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I'd need more context than that. He could be talking "culture war" or just adopting modern day rhetoric about being at war with the left.

It very well could be Ukraine (I'd give it 50/50 odds).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 17, 2024 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

114 100 77 isn't the word "aide"?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 17, 2024

Yes, you are correct, and I dropped the e as well by mistake. An Aide is a person who helps. An aid is something that assists.

Posted by: Piper at April 17, 2024 12:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

MY SEXUAL AIDE NEEDS A SEXUAL AID!

Posted by: FANI WILLIS at April 17, 2024 12:32 PM (wtvvX)

115 The aid died for the cause. No one on the left will be upset about this.
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#MeToo!
Posted by: zombie seth rich at April 17, 2024 12:26 PM (vtyCZ)

**fistbump**

Posted by: Zombie Christopher Stevens at April 17, 2024 12:32 PM (Q0kLU)

116 Late, because could not load Safari.

Thanks, NSA Bob. Now you can put what I write in my Google file.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 17, 2024 12:33 PM (u82oZ)

117 lol, sharon, where's this from?
Posted by: ace

https://shorturl.at/cgswz

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 12:33 PM (FVME7)

118 @103

>>This is a pathological level of hubris:

I'm beginning to think with precious few exceptions, they're all lunatics, psychopaths with G-d complexes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 17, 2024 12:33 PM (oJb1g)

119 Just a bump in the road for demoncrats. He's lucky he was born.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at April 17, 2024 12:33 PM (ytSiK)

120 107 Rand Paul seems pretty committed to not voting for this unless there is an amendment requiring a warrant to spy on Americans. I don;t know why Wyden is jumping on this but there are a lot of D senators up for reelection so maybe there's a shot?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 17, 2024 12:32 PM (t/2Uw)

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Wyden's a piece of shit, but he does have some dedication to privacy that comes up from time to time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 17, 2024 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

121 It was just an aide. No biggie.
- dems

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 17, 2024 12:30 PM (l3Uxg)

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Eggs. Omelettes. Some disassembly required ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 17, 2024 12:33 PM (nSifH)

122 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

123 @DavidSacks
Mike Johnson proclaims that he is a “wartime speaker” but what war is America in? America does not need to be in any wars unless fools in Washington make it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 12:31 PM (IG4Id)
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Ukraine, probably, if I had to guess at his meaning (and I do).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:33 PM (HnUIn)

124 Ipso suspendo, they are all legal asylum seekers! The border is under control!

And keep in mind these people are mostly coming from countries that have friendly diplomatic relations.

If they are refugees why the hell are we giving the political leaders "oppressing" them money?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2024 12:33 PM (ibTVg)

125 Yes, you are correct, and I dropped the e as well by mistake. An Aide is a person who helps. An aid is something that assists.
Posted by: Piper

Don' forget us!

Posted by: Ayds weight-loss candies at April 17, 2024 12:34 PM (w9Wax)

126 This case has intensified scrutiny of the Biden administration's immigration enforcement policies

LOL.

The policy is no enforcement. Start telling the truth, media. It'll go a long way towards you NOT being the enemy of the people.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

127 cue the marital aid comments
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2024 12:32 PM (CIS44)

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Does The Paolo count as a marital aid? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 12:34 PM (DRSnL)

128 100 Yes, you are correct, and I dropped the e as well by mistake. An Aide is a person who helps. An aid is something that assists.

an ayd is a caramel-flavored appetite control candy

Posted by: anachronda at April 17, 2024 12:34 PM (v3pYe)

129 lol, sharon, where's this from?
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Probably Christopher F. Rufo's Xtwitter thread. He's saved and been publishing all of her communist crap Xtwats.

Sample:

Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @realchrisrufo
EXCLUSIVE: Katherine Maher says the "the number one challenge" in her fight against disinformation is "the First Amendment in the United States," which makes it "a little bit tricky" to censor "bad information" and "the influence peddlers" who spread it.

NPR's censor-in-chief.
https://tinyurl.com/5fr9mzb6
31 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 12:35 PM (vtyCZ)

130 As Grandfather Poppins was wont to opine, it's not that every man has his price, it's that the price is usually so low.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

I'll do it for a Klondike Bar and a half a pack of Luckies!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 12:35 PM (FVME7)

131 “Our reverence for the truth might be a distraction that’s getting in the way of finding common ground and getting things done.”

This is actually a core leftwing idea. That we can remake the world into whatever we want as long as we all thing the "right" thoughts.

Why does the economy suck? because you think it does.

Why didn't the clot shot work? because you didn't think it would

and so on...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2024 12:35 PM (ibTVg)

132 An illegal alien released by the Biden administration in 2021 has been arrested in connection with the fatal hit-and-run of Kurt Englehart, a senior adviser to U.S. Senator Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV).

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I won't lie.

I'm sort of enjoying watching this happen to the same people who kept insisting that the South was racist and filled with horrible people because we wanted illegals removed from the country.

We've been figuring out how to deal with these lawless leeches for 30+ years.

The part I'm enjoying is that it's hitting Our Betters in two years and they have no time to make adjustments.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 17, 2024 12:35 PM (Gakra)

133 "As secure as it can be." = Double-Secret Secure

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 17, 2024 12:35 PM (RIvkX)

134 Ace, here's where I got it.

https://tinyurl.com/yu2a4vxx

It was on Redsteez X

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 17, 2024 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)

135 The official anthem of the Biden admin should be that old Benny Hill theme song. Think a bunch of stupid incompetents running around in fast motion bumping into each other with a laugh track…. Bootygig, Mayorkas, Kamala and the chief fool himself falling up the stairs…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 17, 2024 12:35 PM (19U+m)

136 Missed the senator huh? Sad.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2024 12:36 PM (v0R5T)

137 Uri Berliner, the NPR whistleblower, has resigned, saying ‘I cannot work in a newsroom where I am disparaged.’ Be warned that the clip of the head harridan, who is a very nice looking woman, contains profuse uptalking.

https://tinyurl.com/27ak8pfc (via Insty)

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 12:36 PM (CsUN+)

138 114 MY SEXUAL AIDE NEEDS A SEXUAL AID!

hmm. *scribbles note* edible appetite-control underwear: sexual ayds.

can i have a grant?

Posted by: anachronda at April 17, 2024 12:36 PM (v3pYe)

139 I'm beginning to think with precious few exceptions, they're all lunatics, psychopaths with G-d complexes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I've met a couple of Reps. You tell them something about your industry and they nod and give some general statement of agreement, and then cough up some idiot statement the next day contrary to what you explained to them.

US politics seems to select for sociopathy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 12:36 PM (IG4Id)

140 @DavidSacks
Mike Johnson proclaims that he is a “wartime speaker” but what war is America in? America does not need to be in any wars unless fools in Washington make it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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9/11/2001

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 17, 2024 12:37 PM (Gakra)

141 The official anthem of the Biden admin should be that old Benny Hill theme song.

Benny chased nubile young women.

Joe would be shuffling after tweens

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2024 12:37 PM (ibTVg)

142 Pity the poor perp.

It's No Fun Being An Illegal Alien.

Posted by: Fill Colons at April 17, 2024 12:37 PM (lZVy/)

143 I'm deeply moved by the terrible fate suffered by that car.

Although, since it was Democrat driver, I'm guessing the car was a Prius.

Posted by: Wally at April 17, 2024 12:38 PM (OpFie)

144 Just a bump in the road for demoncrats. He's lucky he was born.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at April 17, 2024 12:33 PM (ytSiK)

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"He would have been luckier to have been aborted post-birth, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 17, 2024 12:38 PM (EwxUp)

145 Rand Paul getting mauled in his front yard by an out of control leftist lunatic: A-OK

A Democrat intern getting mowed over and killed by an illegal alien: A-OK

See where this is heading?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

146 He was driving “impaired.”

The moment I saw it was a Saturday morning hit and run I knew he was driving off an all night booze fest.

A friend was t-boned at 6am in an intersection by a carload of “impaired” illegals. Friend died instantly.

Posted by: 13times at April 17, 2024 12:39 PM (g/kU+)

147 138 114 MY SEXUAL AIDE NEEDS A SEXUAL AID!

hmm. *scribbles note* edible appetite-control underwear: sexual ayds.

can i have a grant?
Posted by: anachronda at April 17, 2024 12:36 PM (v3pYe)

I commend to you the Blue Collar Comedy Tour show where Larry the Cable Guy opines on this at length...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 17, 2024 12:39 PM (PiwSw)

148 Although, since it was Democrat driver, I'm guessing the car was a Prius.

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I'm guessing he wasn't buckled up, because it's HARD to die in a car wreck these days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 17, 2024 12:40 PM (Gakra)

149 Fallout TV show:

"Perfect" run by scientists turns into science gone mad place where people are used as experiments for those in charge.
Black Lady is the one who wanted to drop the bomb in the first place.
Big corporation takes over government responsibilities and causes massive destruction.

I don't think Jonathan Nolan is some sort of righty-in-disguise, but it does represent some kind of weird spot where less DEI infected lefties and entertainment exist. They seem to be trudging through old narrative lines (corpos are bad) without updating them (scientists who work for Big Pharma are good), all while actually finding the line to be kind of really edgy by taking on everyone like in the old South Park days.

It's interesting from a cultural perspective.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 17, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

150 can i have a grant?
Posted by: anachronda at April 17, 2024 12:36 PM (v3pYe)

A Jefferson is the going rate in town.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2024 12:41 PM (lZVy/)

151 What's the effective working duration of edible underwear? It seems like it would melt almost immediately, so I imagine that it is a "put it on, jump in bed, take it off right away" kind of usage scenario.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:41 PM (HnUIn)

152 The miracle of Bidenomics!

This woman wheeled a corpse into a bank and tried to get him a loan Weekend-at-Bernie's style

https://shorturl.at/jnvR6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 12:41 PM (FVME7)

153 Come on, you fascists! Statistically, he was slightly more likely to get killed by cancer than a drunken Mexican. Why aren't you guys trying to outlaw cancer?

Posted by: Open Borders Forever at April 17, 2024 12:42 PM (OpFie)

154 152 The miracle of Bidenomics!

This woman wheeled a corpse into a bank and tried to get him a loan Weekend-at-Bernie's style

https://shorturl.at/jnvR6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 12:41 PM (FVME7)

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The real sign of the state of the economy is that the bank said no.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 17, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

155 Elmerio Fuddiste

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2024 12:42 PM (v0R5T)

156 151 What's the effective working duration of edible underwear? It seems like it would melt almost immediately, so I imagine that it is a "put it on, jump in bed, take it off right away" kind of usage scenario.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:41 PM (HnUIn)

Larry the Cable guy said he'd get hungry on the way to his girlfriend's house, so he's eat a couple as a snack...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 17, 2024 12:42 PM (PiwSw)

157 California police arrested several Google employees after staging an anti-Israel sit-in protest inside Google Cloud CEO Thomas Kurian’s office in Sunnyvale, California.

Employees participating in the sit-in were protesting against Google’s $1.2B contract with Israel’s government, known as Project Nimbus.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2024 12:42 PM (RHGPo)

158 ... This woman wheeled a corpse into a bank and tried to get him a loan Weekend-at-Bernie's style ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 12:41 PM (FVME7)
++++
Well, she tried.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:42 PM (HnUIn)

159 I don't know personally but Alex the Chick has liked Fallout so far from a critical and a gaming point of view.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 12:42 PM (vtyCZ)

160 he miracle of Bidenomics!

This woman wheeled a corpse into a bank and tried to get him a loan Weekend-at-Bernie's style

https://shorturl.at/jnvR6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

He looks very pale, the bank employee said

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2024 12:43 PM (CIS44)

161 The official anthem of the Biden admin should be that old Benny Hill theme song. Think a bunch of stupid incompetents running around in fast motion bumping into each other with a laugh track…. Bootygig, Mayorkas, Kamala and the chief fool himself falling up the stairs…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 17, 2024 12:35 PM (19U+m)

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The Keystone Fops

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 17, 2024 12:43 PM (p9DvC)

162 What's the effective working duration of edible underwear? It seems like it would melt almost immediately, so I imagine that it is a "put it on, jump in bed, take it off right away" kind of usage scenario.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Taking them off is not part of the process.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 17, 2024 12:43 PM (t/2Uw)

163 This woman wheeled a corpse into a bank and tried to get him a loan Weekend-at-Bernie's style ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

She applied for a rigor mortgage?

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2024 12:44 PM (lZVy/)

164
This woman wheeled a corpse into a bank and tried to get him a loan Weekend-at-Bernie's style

https://shorturl.at/jnvR6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 12:41 PM (FVME7)

It works for the Biden administration.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

165 California police arrested several Google employees after staging an anti-Israel sit-in protest inside Google Cloud CEO Thomas Kurian’s office in Sunnyvale, California.

Employees participating in the sit-in were protesting against Google’s $1.2B contract with Israel’s government, known as Project Nimbus.
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2024 12:42 PM (RHGPo)

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I'm guessing the only reason they were arrested was because they were in the CEO's office. Anywhere else in the building, they would've been fine.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 12:44 PM (DRSnL)

166 Taking them off is not part of the process.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 17, 2024 12:43 PM (t/2Uw)
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I didn't specify the *method* of off-taking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:44 PM (HnUIn)

167 What's the effective working duration of edible underwear? It seems like it would melt almost immediately, so I imagine that it is a "put it on, jump in bed, take it off right away" kind of usage scenario.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Think Fruit Roll-Up.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:44 PM (Zz0t1)

168 What's the effective working duration of edible underwear?
.......

Check the "Use by" date.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2024 12:45 PM (v0R5T)

169 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
Wait until one part of our government learns that that the other part is behind the Fentanyl business.

Owen Gregorian @OwenGregorian 2h
China is funding the U.S. fentanyl crisis, House panel says in new report | NBC News

The report was released ahead of a hearing Tuesday detailing what the panel argues is China’s complicity in fueling the fentanyl crisis in the U.S.

The Chinese Communist Party uses tax rebates to subsidize the manufacturing and export of fentanyl materials, a House panel said in a report released Tuesday.

The House Select Committee on China pointed to findings indicating that China plays a key role in the flow of fentanyl into the U.S., and lawmakers made several recommendations to curb the crisis.

“Through subsidies, grants, and other incentives, the PRC harms Americans while enriching PRC companies,” the report says, referring to the People’s Republic of China.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 12:46 PM (vtyCZ)

170 Think Fruit Roll-Up.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I don't even want to check the urban dictionary for that phrase.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2024 12:46 PM (lZVy/)

171 Owen Gregorian @OwenGregorian 2h [cont'd]
The report was released just ahead of a scheduled hearing Tuesday at which Chairman Mike Gallagher, R-Wis., and ranking member Raja Krishnamoorthi, D-Ill., are expected to detail what they argue is China's complicity in fueling the fentanyl crisis in the U.S.

The committee said in its report it has "found no evidence of new criminal enforcement actions" to curb the flow of fentanyl chemicals into the U.S.

"This failure — when combined with new evidence establishing the PRC incentivizing the export of illegal drugs abroad and ownership stake in companies doing the same — casts doubt on the veracity of the PRC’s claims that it will act to stem the massive export of illicit fentanyl materials and other dangerous synthetic narcotics, and reinforces the need for global cooperation and communication between law enforcement agencies," the report says.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 12:46 PM (vtyCZ)

172 Illegal aliens, killing Senior Advisors that Americans won't kill.

Posted by: Eromero at April 17, 2024 12:46 PM (NxC5+)

173 Maher is a Marxist through and through

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2024 12:47 PM (/vSYF)

174 ... "This failure — when combined with new evidence establishing the PRC incentivizing the export of illegal drugs abroad and ownership stake in companies doing the same — casts doubt on the veracity of the PRC’s claims that it will act to stem the massive export of illicit fentanyl materials and other dangerous synthetic narcotics, and reinforces the need for global cooperation and communication between law enforcement agencies," the report says.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 12:46 PM (vtyCZ)
++++
"China is running the new version of the opium war, but claims otherwise. Film at 11."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:47 PM (HnUIn)

175
Owen Gregorian @OwenGregorian 2h
China is funding the U.S. fentanyl crisis, House panel says in new report | NBC News

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It's amazing that morons here have been discussing this for two or three years at least.

Way to keep up, guys.

And IIRC there is one (1) known individual in china that is at the top of the food chain.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 17, 2024 12:47 PM (Gakra)

176 anti-israel protestors to target Tour de France after comments by 4x winners wife

https://tinyurl.com/52axjsca

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2024 12:47 PM (CIS44)

177 So wait the people saying normies should settle for Capt' Crunch for dinner are also saying normies should be happy to have fruit roll ups as underwear?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2024 12:48 PM (ibTVg)

178 Maher is a Marxist through and through
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2024 12:47 PM (/vSYF)

He has no family or children, so he has no stake in any future of the world, therefore he gives two shits of what's left when he's gone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

179 What's the effective working duration of edible underwear? It seems like it would melt almost immediately, so I imagine that it is a "put it on, jump in bed, take it off right away" kind of usage scenario.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:41 PM (HnUIn)

Larry the Cable guy said he'd get hungry on the way to his girlfriend's house, so he's eat a couple as a snack...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 17, 2024 12:42 PM

I'm picturing an oddly shaped fruit roll up, here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2024 12:48 PM (I6W2K)

180 This leggy blonde in stockings isn't a linguist, but she's pretty sure that "Third Worldization" is a synonym for "Shiltholization:"
http://tiny.cc/vtvsxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:49 PM (HnUIn)

181
@EpochTimes
House Passes Another Set of Iran-Related Measures Following Attack on Israel

A resolution that deems the Palestinian cry of “from the river to the sea Palestine will be free” as antisemitic and condemnable passed 377-44.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2024 12:49 PM (RKVpM)

182 These smug servants of Satan smile because they know they are doing their master's bidding by increasing human suffering by any means possible.

Posted by: Chee Lee Weeth Beens at April 17, 2024 12:49 PM (Zz86T)

183 casts doubt on the veracity of the PRC’s claims that it will act to stem the massive export of illicit fentanyl materials and other dangerous synthetic narcotics

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 12:46 PM (vtyCZ)

=====

China is lying about something? I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 12:49 PM (DRSnL)

184 181
@EpochTimes
House Passes Another Set of Iran-Related Measures Following Attack on Israel

A resolution that deems the Palestinian cry of “from the river to the sea Palestine will be free” as antisemitic and condemnable passed 377-44.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2024 12:49 PM (RKVpM)

======

Hey, how about passing a law that says it's illegal to purchase any goods from Iran or something?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 17, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

185 Katherine Maher @krmaher 14 Oct 2016 Replying to @krmaher
For the record I don't usually fly business class. Just board past it on the way to the back of the bus.

Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @realchrisrufo 13h
She goes straight to the back of the bus. She is the Rosa Parks of her generation. The MLK of whiteness. She is one of us. Humble. Grounded. Sensitive to gluten, tree pollens, and social injustice. She is NPR.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 12:50 PM (vtyCZ)

186
China is lying about something? I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 12:49 PM (DRSnL)

No yellow, but their money IS green when converted to USD.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at April 17, 2024 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)

187 My prediction on the NPR CEO - she will be asked to step down and will go out blaming the patriarchy for taking her down, not her own stupidity. She will whine incessantly context was missing from her statements.

Right now, a board of directors is wonder what in hades they just did and in the backs of some of their minds, will realize DEI hires carry risk. They will not admit it. Publicly.

Posted by: Piper at April 17, 2024 12:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

188 He has no family or children, so he has no stake in any future of the world, therefore he gives two shits of what's left when he's gone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

I think Skip means the NPR scrunt.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 12:50 PM (DRSnL)

189 Only way the border will be secured is if one of these 'Sparks of Divinity' plows through an entire class of kids at the Sidwell school where the 'elites' of DC send their progeny.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2024 12:51 PM (E+Lmw)

190 Another fucking useless gesture. Cut off their fucking money you limpdick assholes.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 17, 2024 12:51 PM (88juN)

191 This leggy blonde in stockings isn't a linguist, but she's pretty sure that "Third Worldization" is a synonym for "Shiltholization:"
http://tiny.cc/vtvsxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
........

She's got big feet.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2024 12:51 PM (v0R5T)

192 Of course the Democrats don't mind that the US is becoming shithole. Ever heard the expression Tis better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 17, 2024 12:51 PM (pohLc)

193 This leggy blonde in stockings isn't a linguist, but she's pretty sure that "Third Worldization" is a synonym for "Shiltholization:"
http://tiny.cc/vtvsxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Soundtrack for that post:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDcTLaWJuo

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2024 12:51 PM (lZVy/)

194 I suspect Maher was installed by the IC.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 17, 2024 12:51 PM (rJ48h)

195 …a dedicated public servant and senior adviser to Senator Catherine Cortez Masto, who died tragically in a hit-and-run incident this past weekend in Reno…”

Write better, journos.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at April 17, 2024 12:51 PM (FpzAG)

196 This woman wheeled a corpse into a bank and tried to get him a loan Weekend-at-Bernie's style ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

She applied for a rigor mortgage?
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2024 12:44 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2024 12:51 PM (I6W2K)

197 =====

I think Skip means the NPR scrunt.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 12:50 PM (DRSnL)

You expect me to read the comments?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

198 Right now, a board of directors is wonder what in hades they just did and in the backs of some of their minds, will realize DEI hires carry risk. They will not admit it. Publicly.

I'm sure you're right. If Trump wins, their budget will be one of the first items on the chopping block.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 12:52 PM (CsUN+)

199 178 He has no family or children, so he has no stake in any future of the world, therefore he gives two shits of what's left when he's gone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

He didn't mean Bill.

He meant Katherine, the psycho hosebeast that just took over NPR.

Posted by: XTC at April 17, 2024 12:52 PM (UnA8+)

200 Juan 9,999,999 finally won the golden ticket....

he finally fucked over someone who matters.

Posted by: sven at April 17, 2024 12:52 PM (X0I7i)

201 Then: Biden Lifts Sanctions On Venezuela Dictator Maduro In Exchange For Oil

Now: US Prepares To Reimpose Venezuela Oil Ban As Biden Seeks Scapegoat To Resume Draining SPR

The US plans to allow a Treasury Department license permitting oil and gas production to expire without renewal on Thursday, according to people familiar with the plan, who asked not to be identified without permission to speak publicly, if Venezuela fails to act.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2024 12:52 PM (RHGPo)

202 She applied for a rigor mortgage?
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2024 12:44 PM (lZVy/)
++++
That's really very funny.

Sadly, I now resent you because you thought of it and I didn't.

:: storms off in a snit ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:52 PM (HnUIn)

203 …a dedicated public servant and senior adviser to Senator Catherine Cortez Masto, who died tragically in a hit-and-run incident this past weekend in Reno…”

Write better, journos.

You have one job...

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 12:53 PM (CsUN+)

204 197 You expect me to read the comments?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

AoS HQ : Where the rage is the most important thing.

Posted by: XTC at April 17, 2024 12:53 PM (UnA8+)

205 173 Maher is a Marxist through and through
Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2024 12:47 PM (/vSYF)

Am I wrong to be thinking about what kind of enormous amounts of bullshiff I'd be dealing with if I was dating her... impossible that its worth it. not a chance.

Posted by: Inogame at April 17, 2024 12:53 PM (53oGX)

206 17 I'm going to wait and see what NPR has to say about this...
Posted by: Inogame at April 17, 2024 12:17 PM (53oGX)

Didn't their only actual journalist just resign?

Posted by: Just Lily at April 17, 2024 12:53 PM (XZyUp)

207 The Keystone Fops

I was going to make a joke about the Kops using a Chief Teeheezel sock, but then I realized that was too obscure a reference even for this place.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 12:53 PM (Q0kLU)

208 Joe Mannix -- "Consultants" was a very enjoyable read. Another way the "corporate consultant" scam was used, at least in the tech industry, was as a vehicle to mass replace domestic workers with foreign H1B workers, usually Indian. I stupidly took a "management" job with Merrill as a "tech liaison" with Tata Consulting in Mumbai where my primary job turned out to be giving fake Java interviews over the phone from New York to replacement workers. I was basically interviewing same "Hello my name is John" guy over and over again. The workers would come over and be housed in motels in Fort Lee NJ, and make a third the salary of the workers they replaced. Yeah I should have known better to take a job with that job description, but the money offered was good.

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at April 17, 2024 12:54 PM (TIizU)

209
AoS HQ : Where the rage is the most important thing.
Posted by: XTC at April 17, 2024 12:53 PM (UnA8+)

Channeling your inner Paul.

Enter thread.
Fling shit.
Leave.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

210 :: storms off in a snit ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

How about a busty bikini brunette before you go?

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2024 12:54 PM (v0R5T)

211 You expect me to read the comments?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

Of course not, love.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 12:54 PM (DRSnL)

212 That's what the elves call...justice of the unicorn.

I've been on a King of the Hill kick today.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2024 12:54 PM (YIxO9)

213 #171 addendum:

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 20h
The Mayorkas impeachment process will tell us if he has been working for the cartels instead of Biden. All indications are that he has more than one boss.
===
BTW, I think a son of a friend of Addams' died of a fentanyl overdose so he's on a real tear against it.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 12:55 PM (vtyCZ)

214 :: storms off in a snit ::

I had a snit once, but it got terrible mileage.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 12:55 PM (CsUN+)

215 Unlike Bill Clinton, Who Claimed ‘I Feel Your Pain,’
Biden’s Economic Message Is: Stop Complaining

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2024 12:55 PM (RHGPo)

216 An illegal alien released by the Biden administration in 2021 has been arrested in connection with the fatal hit-and-run of Kurt Englehart, a senior adviser to U.S. Senator Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV).

Rounding up to the nearest microfuck, still no fucks given.

Posted by: You Can't Argue With Science at April 17, 2024 12:55 PM (2DpKB)

217 I don't think Jonathan Nolan is some sort of righty-in-disguise, but it does represent some kind of weird spot where less DEI infected lefties and entertainment exist. They seem to be trudging through old narrative lines (corpos are bad) without updating them (scientists who work for Big Pharma are good), all while actually finding the line to be kind of really edgy by taking on everyone like in the old South Park days.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Haven't seen it yet, but the game was standard 80's leftist programming with "corporations are teh ebil". That's not an addition to the theme. The thing in the TV show seems to be the cumulation of neo-marxist idiocy in that they felt the need to make the villainy multi-culty, which undercuts the whole theme. 2nd, They make the panicky corporate nature of the retro-future seem justified because it was multi-culty. They are subverting their own tropes because they are idiots.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 12:55 PM (IG4Id)

218 I had a snit once, but it got terrible mileage.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 12:55 PM (CsUN+)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:55 PM (HnUIn)

219 NPR’s far-left CEO Katherine Maher: "Our reverence for the truth might be a distraction that's getting in the way of finding common ground and getting things done."

By far the greatest and most Horde-worthy one Rufo's found so far is where she said she had a dream where she went on a road trip with Kamala Harris and they stopped frequently to munch on the local nuts. Seriously, she said that.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 17, 2024 12:55 PM (2ocoG)

220
How about a busty bikini brunette before you go?
Posted by: wth at April 17, 2024 12:54 PM (v0R5T)

https://is.gd/3Du0hl

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

221 Hey, how about passing a law that says it's illegal to purchase any goods from Iran or something?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 17, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

Kick em in the nuts

Posted by: Pistachio at April 17, 2024 12:56 PM (Gfz8S)

222 I ran down a man in Reno
Just to watch him die

Posted by: Elmer Cash at April 17, 2024 12:56 PM (v0R5T)

223 AoS HQ : Where the rage is the most important thing.
Posted by: XTC

And attitude and self-righteousness. Don't forget the attitude and self-righteousness.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 12:56 PM (CsUN+)

224 This leggy blonde in stockings isn't a linguist, but she's pretty sure that "Third Worldization" is a synonym for "Shiltholization:"
http://tiny.cc/vtvsxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 12:49 PM (HnUIn)

Legs yes, stockings yes, boots no.

Would not.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 12:57 PM (Q0kLU)

225 Denise Milani

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2024 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

226
And attitude and self-righteousness. Don't forget the attitude and self-righteousness.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 12:56 PM (CsUN+)

With a dash of gottaberightess on the side.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

227 One thing I know now that I didn't before, there's a U.S. Senatrix named Castro Cortez Maestro, or whatever.

New Mexico: Not sending their very best.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 12:57 PM (dGCAG)

228 193 This leggy blonde in stockings isn't a linguist, but she's pretty sure that "Third Worldization" is a synonym for "Shiltholization:"
http://tiny.cc/vtvsxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Soundtrack for that post:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUDcTLaWJuo
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2024 12:51 PM

--

I was expecting this:

https://tinyurl.com/2pkshwkp

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 17, 2024 12:58 PM (wzAuc)

229 One thing I know now that I didn't before, there's a U.S. Senatrix named Castro Cortez Maestro, or whatever.

New Mexico: Not sending their very best.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 12:57 PM (dGCAG)

Or Nevada. Whatever. Same difference.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 12:58 PM (dGCAG)

230 And attitude and self-righteousness. Don't forget the attitude and self-righteousness.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 12:56 PM (CsUN+)

With a dash of gottaberightess on the side.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

and terrible puns

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2024 12:58 PM (CIS44)

231 If you guys fancy edible underwear, for Pete's sake-don't date Lizzo!

Posted by: Learned My Lesson at April 17, 2024 12:58 PM (V5BDR)

232 Have to leave just when the it's getting good.
BBL

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 17, 2024 12:58 PM (t/2Uw)

233 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 20h
The Mayorkas impeachment process will tell us if he has been working for the cartels instead of Biden. All indications are that he has more than one boss.
===
BTW, I think a son of a friend of Addams' died of a fentanyl overdose so he's on a real tear against it.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 12:55 PM (vtyCZ)
--------
His step-son, IIRR.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 17, 2024 12:59 PM (Be/+i)

234 No one has ever mentioned hearing "Christ is King" screamed before a terrorist attack.

Now do 'allahu ackbar.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

235
they stopped frequently to munch on the local nuts

As Secretary of Transportation I approve this message.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 17, 2024 12:59 PM (RKVpM)

236 Senator AIDS is the worst kind of AIDS. Untreatable.

Posted by: The Irony Probably Was A Significant Contributing Factor In Her Death at April 17, 2024 12:59 PM (2DpKB)

237 I saw Psycho Hosebeasts open for Wendy O. Williams at CBGBs in '96.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 01:00 PM (Q0kLU)

238 Legs yes, stockings yes, boots no.

Would not.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 12:57 PM (Q0kLU)

Chix love boots. They think they make them look hotter.

They don't.

Also ladies, quit f'ing with your eyebrows. Just trim them. Whatever else you're doing makes you look weird.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 01:00 PM (dGCAG)

239 Unlike Bill Clinton, Who Claimed ‘I Feel Your Pain,’
Biden’s Economic Message Is: Stop Complaining

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2024 12:55 PM (RHGPo)

------------

"It's your fault UltraMAGAts" > "You didn't build that"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 17, 2024 01:00 PM (6XF+3)

240 Senator AIDS > = Senator Monkeypox

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

241 Legs yes, stockings yes, boots no.

Would not.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 12:57 PM

Agreed. Those have to go.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2024 01:00 PM (I6W2K)

242 His step-son, IIRR.
--------
Thanks.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 01:01 PM (vtyCZ)

243 238 Legs yes, stockings yes, boots no.

Would not.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 12:57 PM (Q0kLU)

Chix love boots. They think they make them look hotter.

They don't.

Also ladies, quit f'ing with your eyebrows. Just trim them. Whatever else you're doing makes you look weird.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 01:00 PM (dGCAG)

Come on, how else can they look more like their instagram filter?

Posted by: Inogame at April 17, 2024 01:01 PM (53oGX)

244 I saw Psycho Hosebeasts open for Wendy O. Williams at CBGBs in '96.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 01:00 PM

You were in that crowd, too?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2024 01:01 PM (I6W2K)

245 No one has ever mentioned hearing "Christ is King" screamed before a terrorist attack.

Now do 'allahu ackbar.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Maybe not a terrorist attack, but it sure put Little Ben under his bed, sucking his thumb.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 01:01 PM (dGCAG)

246 236 Senator AIDS is the worst kind of AIDS. Untreatable.
---------
Not true. It's treated with massive IV cash infusions from the Fed!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 01:02 PM (vtyCZ)

247 Also ladies, quit f'ing with your eyebrows. Just trim them. Whatever else you're doing makes you look weird.
Posted by: BurtTC a

If I dont shave them off and draw them back on thicker how can I always look surprised?
-IG THOT

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2024 01:02 PM (CIS44)

248 Legs yes, stockings yes, boots no.

Would not.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 12:57 PM

Agreed. Those have to go.

Who are you kidding. She could be wearing a suit of armor made of cactus, and you'd be all over her.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 01:02 PM (CsUN+)

249 Joe's woman has fingernails to kill

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2024 01:02 PM (/vSYF)

250
Come on, how else can they look more like their instagram filter?
Posted by: Inogame at April 17, 2024 01:01 PM (53oGX)

"Leading story tonight: A woman was brutally murdered tonight by a man declaring "her eyebrows didn't match her instagram post!!!!""

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

251 240 Senator AIDS > = Senator Monkeypox
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

Correction.. Secretary of Monkeypox Trasportation

Posted by: Inogame at April 17, 2024 01:02 PM (53oGX)

252 26 NPR’s far-left CEO Katherine Maher: "Our reverence for the truth might be a distraction that’s getting in the way of finding common ground and getting things done."

Oh, just eat s*** you mendacious harridan.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 12:19 PM (CsUN+)

***wipes tear from eye***
Poetry. Sheer poetry.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 17, 2024 01:03 PM (SRRAx)

253 It's last day of my phone bill cycle, I have minutes to burn

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2024 01:03 PM (/vSYF)

254
Drawn on eyebrows? Who does that?

Posted by: Uncle Leo at April 17, 2024 01:03 PM (RKVpM)

255 A better man than me would not laugh his ass off at this Dem Apparatchik's demise.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2024 01:03 PM (qRonQ)

256
Maybe not a terrorist attack, but it sure put Little Ben under his bed, sucking his thumb.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 01:01 PM (dGCAG)

That's 'doing everyone a favor.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

257 I'd love to hear Masto follow the party line on immigration in any public comments about her aide's death.

Posted by: Octochicken at April 17, 2024 01:03 PM (oCS0o)

258 Also ladies, quit f'ing with your eyebrows. Just trim them. Whatever else you're doing makes you look weird.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 01:00 PM (dGCAG)

=====

For a while there, some THOTS were shaving them off completely.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 01:03 PM (DRSnL)

259 Senator AIDS is the worst kind of AIDS. Untreatable.
Posted by: The Irony Probably Was A Significant Contributing Factor In Her Death

HEV was serious for my senate appointment.

Posted by: Caligula at April 17, 2024 01:04 PM (lZVy/)

260 Come on, how else can they look more like their instagram filter?
Posted by: Inogame at April 17, 2024 01:01 PM (53oGX)

If they want to look more like their filters, they should live in a world where walls are bowed inward to make their thighs and tummies look thinner, and bowed outward to make their asses look phatter.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 01:04 PM (dGCAG)

261 Forget about the Leftists changing their minds about open borders if enough important Leftists or their close relatives and friends are robbed, raped, or killed by illegals. Never gonna happen.

If DOCTOR Jill and all Joe's granddaughters were killed by a three-times deported illegal alien drunk driver, FJB would blame it on Trump and MAGA Republicans and not change his open border policy in any way.

Posted by: Gref at April 17, 2024 01:04 PM (5fDan)

262 For a while there, some THOTS were shaving them off completely.
Posted by: Jordan61

Oh it's still going on and VERY common

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2024 01:04 PM (CIS44)

263 https://is.gd/3Du0hl

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Now I'm wondering, how do you decide "how much" to implant?

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2024 01:04 PM (AwYPR)

264
Now I'm wondering, how do you decide "how much" to implant?
Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2024 01:04 PM (AwYPR)

Whatever sugardaddy wants.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

265 Now I'm wondering, how do you decide "how much" to implant?
Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2024 01:04 PM (AwYPR)
++++
How big is your budget?

Posted by: Surgeon at April 17, 2024 01:05 PM (HnUIn)

266 247 Also ladies, quit f'ing with your eyebrows. Just trim them. Whatever else you're doing makes you look weird.
Posted by: BurtTC a

If I dont shave them off and draw them back on thicker how can I always look surprised?
-IG THOT
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2024 01:02 PM (

Yeah the shit makes you look silly.

Posted by: Groucho marx at April 17, 2024 01:05 PM (OiAR7)

267 For a while there, some THOTS were shaving them off completely.
Posted by: Jordan61
........

I hope they give equal attention to other areas.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2024 01:05 PM (v0R5T)

268 Oh it's still going on and VERY common
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2024 01:04 PM (CIS44)

=====

Heh, I saw you beat me to it. Miley Cyrus's skanky sister comes immediately to mind.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 01:05 PM (DRSnL)

269 258 Also ladies, quit f'ing with your eyebrows. Just trim them. Whatever else you're doing makes you look weird.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 01:00 PM (dGCAG)

=====

For a while there, some THOTS were shaving them off completely.

and then drawing them back on with a sharpie

Posted by: anachronda at April 17, 2024 01:05 PM (v3pYe)

270 > Kurt Englehart, a dedicated public servant and senior adviser to Senator Catherine Cortez Masto...
_________

IOW, the brains behind the broad. The one dictating to her what to say, what legislation to back, who to align with and who to backstab.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2024 01:06 PM (Q4IgG)

271 As long as they take out the Dems, the lone positive of the illegal invasion.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 17, 2024 01:06 PM (ROouK)

272 Chix love boots. They think they make them look hotter.

They don't.

Also ladies, quit f'ing with your eyebrows. Just trim them. Whatever else you're doing makes you look weird.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 01:00 PM (dGCAG)

Our friend is filtered from here to eternity. Her powder brows were not done well at all.

The boots are cute if paired with the right outfit. What she has going on is giving circus ring director.

Posted by: Piper at April 17, 2024 01:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

273 Whatever sugardaddy wants.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

How big is your budget?
Posted by: Surgeon at April 17, 2024 01:05 PM (HnUIn)

Whatever won't leave stretch marks?

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2024 01:06 PM (AwYPR)

274 Stock market has been shite again today, and all April, coinciding with Trump-Biden polling getting a little squiffy. I'd gladly see my portfolio tank if I knew it would hurt Biden. Frankly, I'd be happy to see a lot of shite hitting the fan in this country if I knew it would hurt Biden.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2024 01:06 PM (YIxO9)

275 For a while there, some THOTS were shaving them off completely.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 01:03 PM (DRSnL)

My ex claimed she had alopecia (among all her other maladies), that caused her eyebrows to either fall off or not grow in fully or whatever. She always wore glue on eyebrows. I never saw her without them on, but you couldn't really tell they were fake unless you got real close.

Among all the other strange things about this woman, that was relatively minor.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 01:06 PM (dGCAG)

276 If the Hitler scenario is playing out, the illegal will be identified as a Trump supporter by late afternoon.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2024 01:06 PM (RHGPo)

277 Huh. I just learned that when Chrome crashes, all chrome-dependent applications also crash even if they're not browser instances.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 01:07 PM (HnUIn)

278
He didn't mean Bill.

He meant Katherine, the psycho hosebeast that just took over NPR.

Here a Maher. There a Maher. Everywhere a Maher Maher.

Posted by: Old McDonald at April 17, 2024 01:07 PM (63Dwl)

279 HEV was serious for my senate appointment.
Posted by: Caligula
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Horsey Equine Virus??

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 01:08 PM (vtyCZ)

280 247 Also ladies, quit f'ing with your eyebrows. Just trim them. Whatever else you're doing makes you look weird.
Posted by: BurtTC a

If I dont shave them off and draw them back on thicker how can I always look surprised?
-IG THOT
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2024 01:02 PM (CIS44)
I judge BW correct. They should take a tip from cats. Cats use eyes only for that startled look. Well sometimes their whiskers wiggle a bit.

Posted by: Eromero at April 17, 2024 01:08 PM (NxC5+)

281 264
Now I'm wondering, how do you decide "how much" to implant?
Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2024 01:04 PM (AwYPR)

Whatever sugardaddy wants.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

Speaking of sugar

Posted by: 10 lbs in a 5 lb bag... at April 17, 2024 01:08 PM (53oGX)

282 At this point, most Americans would support the very public torture and execution of Mayorkas. If there has ever been an enemy of our country, it is he.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 17, 2024 01:08 PM (bxCZE)

283 What's the betting line on this MyGrunt being released without bail by days end?

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2024 01:09 PM (lZVy/)

284 Our friend is filtered from here to eternity. Her powder brows were not done well at all.

The boots are cute if paired with the right outfit. What she has going on is giving circus ring director.
Posted by: Piper at April 17, 2024 01:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

I don't try to look at Mannix's pics when I'm at work, I'll have to take your word for it.

Except the boots. Lose the boots. They're cute boots? I don't care, lose the boots.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 01:09 PM (dGCAG)

285 Also ladies, quit f'ing with your eyebrows. Just trim them. Whatever else you're doing makes you look weird.
Posted by: BurtTC

The Asian women here have their eyebrows lasered off and then get "eyebrows" tattooed onto their forehead. It's really funky looking when the actual brow starts to grow back in.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2024 01:09 PM (KlzAE)

286 >> At this point, most Americans would support the very public torture and execution of Mayorkas.

I would like to see Biden and his entire cabinet in the next production of the Human Centipede franchise.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2024 01:09 PM (qRonQ)

287 Heh, I saw you beat me to it. Miley Cyrus's skanky sister comes immediately to mind.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 01:05 PM

There's another? Good grief....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2024 01:10 PM (I6W2K)

288 The Asian women here have their eyebrows lasered off and then get "eyebrows" tattooed onto their forehead. It's really funky looking when the actual brow starts to grow back in.
Posted by: nurse ratched a

they moved on from threading?

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2024 01:10 PM (CIS44)

289 The Asian women here have their eyebrows lasered off and then get "eyebrows" tattooed onto their forehead. It's really funky looking when the actual brow starts to grow back in.

Wouldn't that cause a problem when they're older, and the rest of their hair is white or gray, and the brows are still jet black?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 01:11 PM (CsUN+)

290 I would like to see Biden and his entire cabinet in the next production of the Human Centipede franchise.
Posted by: garrett

That is on Mayo Peets todo list.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2024 01:11 PM (lZVy/)

291 I judge BW correct. They should take a tip from cats. Cats use eyes only for that startled look. Well sometimes their whiskers wiggle a bit.
Posted by: Eromero at April 17, 2024 01:08 PM (NxC5+)

All cats check to see if you died in the middle of the night. I'm grateful for the whiskers, because they startle me awake, before they claw me, or stick their cold wet noses in my eye.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 01:11 PM (dGCAG)

292 Wouldn't that cause a problem when they're older, and the rest of their hair is white or gray, and the brows are still jet black?
Posted by: Archimedes

nothing a can of shoe polish cant fix.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2024 01:11 PM (CIS44)

293
There's another? Good grief....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2024 01:10 PM (I6W2K)

Achy Breaky Heart should've rendered Billy Ray castrated for the good of humanity.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 01:11 PM (Zz0t1)

294 During a heated discussion, Secretary Mayorkas told Congressman Pfluger that the border security is at its optimal state, sparking widespread criticism.
--
He should be asked to define 'optimal state'.
Normally that would be such that no one gets in unannounced, undetected AND gets apprehended.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #288 at April 17, 2024 01:11 PM (qfLjt)

295 Huh. I just learned that when Chrome crashes, all chrome-dependent applications also crash even if they're not browser instances.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 01:07 PM (HnUIn)

-------------

An example of the weakness of an all-powerful central government?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 17, 2024 01:11 PM (6XF+3)

296 they moved on from threading?
Posted by: BruceWayne

Yep.

I get mine threaded occasionally. That's just a wee bit different than waxing. It's power plucking.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2024 01:11 PM (KlzAE)

297
At this point, most Americans would support the very public torture and execution of Mayorkas. If there has ever been an enemy of our country, it is he.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 17, 2024 01:08 PM

I'd like someone to give him a free bag of Fentanyl. Then another, then another. Then stop.

You say you wanna be a junkie, why?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2024 01:12 PM (RKVpM)

298 So the illegal alien killed a man in Reno just to watch him die. I've heard that before

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2024 01:12 PM (nYX8q)

299 A white producer is suing Al Roker for not discriminating against white writers.

https://tinyurl.com/2yvdvk4f

Ain't that Amerika?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 17, 2024 01:12 PM (woPEM)

300 There's another? Good grief....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2024 01:10 PM (I6W2K)

=====

Yes. Unfortunate-looking girl. The shaved off eyebrows don't help.
https://is.gd/GOLiMY

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 01:13 PM (DRSnL)

301 The Asian women here have their eyebrows lasered off and then get "eyebrows" tattooed onto their forehead. It's really funky looking when the actual brow starts to grow back in.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2024 01:09 PM (KlzAE)

Heh, all the men in town call their optometrists to have their prescriptions checked.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 01:13 PM (dGCAG)

302 So arrest Mayorkis for lying to congress. For clearly he lied several ties in that one exchange.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 17, 2024 01:13 PM (17s+e)

303 Yes. Unfortunate-looking girl. The shaved off eyebrows don't help.
https://is.gd/GOLiMY

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 01:13 PM (DRSnL)

oy!

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2024 01:13 PM (AwYPR)

304 302 So arrest Mayorkis for lying to congress. For clearly he lied several ties in that one exchange.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 17, 2024 01:13 PM (17s+e)

=======

"Lying to Congress is the right of the people. Unless we don't like you."
-DOJ

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 17, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

305 It seems that Alan Ritchson, the star of Reacher, has not only not learned his lesson about mouthing off on politics, he's doubled down.

Nobody ever accused actors of being excessively bright.

https://tinyurl.com/d4hjxrxb (via Insty)

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 01:14 PM (CsUN+)

306 Yes. Unfortunate-looking girl. The shaved off eyebrows don't help.
https://is.gd/GOLiMY
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 01:13 PM (DRSnL)

***

Can't fool me... That's Marilyn Manson

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at April 17, 2024 01:14 PM (ZV+pB)

307 He's currently 18.
Does he have a driver's license? From which State? How did he get it?
Whose vehicle was he driving?
What does he do for a living and where is he living?

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #289 at April 17, 2024 01:14 PM (qfLjt)

308 es. Unfortunate-looking girl. The shaved off eyebrows don't help.
https://is.gd/GOLiMY

Posted by: Jordan61

yeesh, the cyrus brood is not a good looking one

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2024 01:14 PM (CIS44)

309 Red Lobster is reportedly weighing a possible Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing in order to restructure its mounting debt.

The seafood restaurant chain — which has 649 locations nationwide — has sought advice from law firm King & Spalding on how to shed some long-term contracts and renegotiate a chunk of its leases, people with knowledge of the matter told Bloomberg.

Red Lobster’s funds have taken a hit in recent months by strenuous leases and rising labor costs, among other issues, said the people, who spoke on condition of anonymity, per Bloomberg.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2024 01:15 PM (RHGPo)

310 Huh. I just learned that when Chrome crashes, all chrome-dependent applications also crash even if they're not browser instances.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 01:07 PM (HnUIn)

Didn't Micro$oft get fined by the government for doing that?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

311 Yes. Unfortunate-looking girl.

Dayyum!

Posted by: Archimedes at April 17, 2024 01:15 PM (CsUN+)

312 yeesh, the cyrus brood is not a good looking one
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 17, 2024 01:14 PM (CIS44)

Well their dad looks like a yam with a mullet, so...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 17, 2024 01:15 PM (VoAdT)

313 stick their cold wet noses in my eye.
Posted by: BurtTC at April

Why do they do this? Though my polka dotted one will poke me in the arm with his paw exactly twice and if I don’t get up right after the second poke, he chomps my arm. Good thing he is disgustingly cute.

Posted by: Piper at April 17, 2024 01:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

314 “A small price to pay to dissolve the people and elect another.” - the government

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 17, 2024 01:16 PM (nvtOt)

315 Politico: Let's Face It, Biden Has No Strategy on Iran

.. hey, I'm told that America is back

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2024 01:16 PM (RHGPo)

316 Jordan61
That girl's eyes are completely dead. Like her soul is gone and she is absolutely incapable of ever knowing true joy in her life.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 17, 2024 01:16 PM (4XwPj)

317
The last time we went to Dead Lobster they were out of lobster.

Posted by: fd at April 17, 2024 01:16 PM (2xsAV)

318 For some reason, I am unable to access the NoVa MoMe registration link on the main page. I click on it and nothing happens.

Anyone have any suggestions?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 01:16 PM (9yWhg)

319 315 Politico: Let's Face It, Biden Has No Strategy on Iran

.. hey, I'm told that America is back
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2024 01:16 PM (RHGPo)

=======

"I'd rather have no strategy and terrible results under a good man than strategy and good results under a bad man."
-The left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 17, 2024 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

320
Mayorkas has dual citizenship, should he need it, but he won't.

First Medal of Freedom honoree in the second Biden Administration.

Posted by: Auspex at April 17, 2024 01:17 PM (j4U/Z)

321 That girl's eyes are completely dead. Like her soul is gone and she is absolutely incapable of ever knowing true joy in her life.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 17, 2024 01:16 PM (4XwPj)

=====

Supposedly her boyfriend just married her mom. That family is all kinds of messed up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 01:17 PM (DRSnL)

322 Politico: Let's Face It, Biden Has No Strategy on Iran

As opposed to his strategic brilliance elsewhere?

Posted by: He's Not Exactly A One-Man War College at April 17, 2024 01:17 PM (2DpKB)

323 Unfortunate-looking girl. The shaved off eyebrows don't help.
https://is.gd/GOLiMY

Posted by: Jordan61

Oh the bleached eyebrow thing. Just why? Poor Noah, she did not get her mother’s looks. She does have a great voice, however.

Posted by: Piper at April 17, 2024 01:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

324
Anyone have any suggestions?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 01:16 PM (9yWhg)

Send and email to novamome at sign proton dot me

The link is supposed to open your mail client and create a new mail to that address.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

325 I like high boots

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2024 01:19 PM (/vSYF)

326 315 Politico: Let's Face It, Biden Has No Strategy on Iran
==

That's a lie!!

Joefredo DOES have a strategy. Iran wins and Israel and western civilization loses. The reverse Reagan strategy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 17, 2024 01:19 PM (17s+e)

327 But I'm not angry!

Posted by: Uncle Leo at April 17, 2024 01:19 PM (vtyCZ)

328 Heh, I saw you beat me to it. Miley Cyrus's skanky sister comes immediately to mind.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 01:05 PM

Yikes!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 17, 2024 01:19 PM (I6W2K)

329 How much of a dipstick do you have to be that Iran is where you finally lost patience with Biden?

Posted by: He's Not Exactly A One-Man War College at April 17, 2024 01:19 PM (2DpKB)

330 It's power plucking.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2024 01:11 PM (KlzAE)
Never thought I'd read that today.

Posted by: Eromero at April 17, 2024 01:19 PM (NxC5+)

331 Unfortunate-looking girl.

If Marilyn Manson and Marilyn Manson had a baby.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

332 Sock off before my afternoon snooze.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 01:20 PM (vtyCZ)

333 Chix love boots. They think they make them look hotter.
They don't.
Posted by: BurtTC

This is heresy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 01:20 PM (9yWhg)

334 Why do they do this? Though my polka dotted one will poke me in the arm with his paw exactly twice and if I don’t get up right after the second poke, he chomps my arm. Good thing he is disgustingly cute.
Posted by: Piper at April 17, 2024 01:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

Just one of the cats, he's very affectionate, and it's part of his rubbing ritual. He's just not very careful about where the nose goes. Sometimes literally right into my eye.

I try to put my hand up so he can rub the hand, but he wants to hit the face.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 01:20 PM (dGCAG)

335 It's power plucking.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2024 01:11 PM (KlzAE)
===

Better than Hate Plucking?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 17, 2024 01:21 PM (17s+e)

336 Katherine Maher, along with being a brainwashed racist and Marxist, is a sick woman full of self-loathing. I thank her for not having children. Can you imagine being raised by that?

Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2024 01:21 PM (FGQ5G)

337 You think they care? /R

Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas
@SecMayorkas
I became an immigrant to the United States in 1960, when my family fled the communist takeover of Cuba. I am proud of my identity as an immigrant, a naturalized U.S. citizen, and a Latino.

('A naturalized U.S. citizen' is shaky. Proof?)
---
The Hill, 04/17/24, by Rafael Bernal - House’s ‘Three Amigos’ urge Biden, Mayorkas to move on work permits
---
Reuters, 04/17/24 (By Richard Cowan, Makini Brice and Moira Warburton) Mayorkas impeachment should be dismissed, US Senate Majority Leader Schumer says

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 17, 2024 01:22 PM (NFX2v)

338 A New York City committee hearing, officially titled The Experience of Black Migrants in New York City, was held on Tuesday to address the migrant crisis currently plaguing the city, specifically in regards to the high influx of Africans arriving and in need of housing and other government services. The hours-long hearing was also rife with accusations that African migrants are given worse treatment than their Spanish-speaking counterparts.

.. the battle for position on the victimhood spectrum continues

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2024 01:22 PM (RHGPo)

339 Katherine Maher, along with being a brainwashed racist and Marxist, is a sick woman full of self-loathing. I thank her for not having children. Can you imagine being raised by that?
Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2024 01:21 PM (FGQ5G)

Yes.

Posted by: Chaz Bono at April 17, 2024 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

340 Chix love boots. They think they make them look hotter.
They don't.
Posted by: BurtTC

This is heresy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 01:20 PM (9yWhg)

Listen, you go to your church, I'll go to mine.

No need to start a crusade over it. Unless you have a thing for gals in tennis shoes with skirts, in which case, war.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 01:22 PM (dGCAG)

341 Critics point to instances where individuals on the terrorist watchlist were reportedly released into U.S. communities, questioning the DHS's handling of security.

Is handling the same as diddling?

Posted by: Ciampino - I know diddly-squat at April 17, 2024 01:22 PM (qfLjt)

342 It's always interesting to arrive late to a thread and see just how weird the conversation gets around comment 300 or so....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2024 01:23 PM (7fElN)

343 Katherine Maher, along with being a brainwashed racist and Marxist, is a sick woman full of self-loathing. I thank her for not having children. Can you imagine being raised by that?

Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2024 01:21 PM (FGQ5G)
===

She'd be a dick chopper or a tit lopper to her poor children and feel magnificent about it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 17, 2024 01:23 PM (17s+e)

344 He's currently 18.
Does he have a driver's license? From which State? How did he get it?
Whose vehicle was he driving?
What does he do for a living and where is he living?
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #289 at April 17, 2024 01:14 PM (qfLjt)

You are askink many questions prole. Please to be ready for visit.

Posted by: Adolph Mayorkas at April 17, 2024 01:24 PM (v0R5T)

345 340 Chix love boots. They think they make them look hotter.
They don't.
Posted by: BurtTC

This is heresy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 01:20 PM (9yWhg)

Listen, you go to your church, I'll go to mine.

No need to start a crusade over it. Unless you have a thing for gals in tennis shoes with skirts, in which case, war.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 01:22 PM (dGCAG)

How about embracing the power of "AND"?
Women in boots and jeans? Yes please.
Women in tennis shoes and skirts? ditto.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2024 01:24 PM (N39Ws)

346 >Woman wheels a CORPSE into a bank and tries to get him to 'sign off' a loan in her name while holding his head up in front of suspicious staff who ask why he looks 'very pale'

this is a real thing a person did
@Daily Mail
photos
use your discretion

Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2024 01:24 PM (oCjPU)

347 Alejandro Mayorkas was born in Havana, Cuba. Shortly after the Cuban Revolution, his family fled to Florida and later settled in California.

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2024 01:25 PM (RHGPo)

348 345
How about embracing the power of "AND"?
Women in boots and jeans? Yes please.
Women in tennis shoes and skirts? ditto.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2024 01:24 PM (N39Ws)

Women wearing a baseball hat with pony tail? Even better.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2024 01:25 PM (N39Ws)

349 How about embracing the power of "AND"?
Women in boots and jeans? Yes please.
Women in tennis shoes and skirts? ditto.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2024 01:24 PM (N39Ws)

Communist!

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 01:25 PM (dGCAG)

350 Weekend at Bernie's meets Oceans Eleven.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 17, 2024 01:25 PM (o84Lx)

351 It's always interesting to arrive late to a thread and see just how weird the conversation gets around comment 300 or so....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
----

I don't even know who Miley Cyrus is, let alone her skanky sister. A pop tart?

Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at April 17, 2024 01:26 PM (XeU6L)

352 Hey Nurse, is the area of Seattle along the shore relatively free of scum? I may be up there for a day or so this summer, and want to avoid the dregs. I'm sure downtown is still a mess.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 17, 2024 01:26 PM (lTGtQ)

353 Hello.

Posted by: Sinema at April 17, 2024 01:26 PM (SYTee)

354 @338

>>the battle for position on the victimhood spectrum continues

Hispanics are entering a country at a 20:1 clip, those Africans are going to be pushed so far down the stack their head is going to spin.

Basically the left is creating, to borrow the words of The Meat Puppet, a Modern Day Racial Jungle.

My prediction for the future: Pain.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 17, 2024 01:26 PM (oJb1g)

355 Alejandro Mayorkas was born in Havana, Cuba. Shortly after the Cuban Revolution, his family fled to Florida and later settled in California.
Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2024 01:25 PM (RHGPo)

Ah, that explains it. The ones who stay in Florida become quite conservative, and generally HAAAATE illegals.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 17, 2024 01:26 PM (dGCAG)

356 A New York City committee hearing, officially titled The Experience of Black Migrants in New York City, was held on Tuesday to address the migrant crisis currently plaguing the city, specifically in regards to the high influx of Africans arriving and in need of housing and other government services. The hours-long hearing was also rife with accusations that African migrants are given worse treatment than their Spanish-speaking counterparts.

.. the battle for position on the victimhood spectrum continues

Posted by: SMOD at April 17, 2024 01:22 PM (RHGPo)

----------------

Indonesian Transgender Prostitutes hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 17, 2024 01:26 PM (6XF+3)

357 I don't even know who Miley Cyrus is, let alone her skanky sister. A pop tart?
Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at April 17, 2024 01:26 PM (XeU6L)

Whore daughter of a former country music star that likes to pretend fellatiate everything on stage.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

358 Cuban Cueball

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2024 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

359
I don't even know who Miley Cyrus is, let alone her skanky sister. A pop tart?
Posted by: Mike Hammer etc., etc. at April 17, 2024 01:26 PM (XeU6L)

An aged out Hanna Montana for Joey.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 17, 2024 01:27 PM (o84Lx)

360 When they have you cheering for Sen Wyden.....

https://tinyurl.com/yc4y3m9a

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2024 01:28 PM (PI/SC)

361 How about embracing the power of "AND"?
Women in boots and jeans? Yes please.
Women in tennis shoes and skirts? ditto.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 17, 2024 01:24 PM (N39Ws)

=====

I'll wear boots with jeans. But not with skirts. Then again, I don't wear skirts.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 01:28 PM (DRSnL)

362
@EpochTimesPrint
“This trial is being watched by the whole world,” President Trump added, repeating his remarks from the morning.

The trial is expected to last six to eight weeks after jury selection is complete.

Six to eight fvcking weeks? F'in bullshit 3rd world country we have become.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2024 01:28 PM (RKVpM)

363 Through a seemingly innocuous change to the definition of “electronic communications surveillance provider,” an amendment offered by House intel committee (HPSCI) leaders and passed by the House vastly expands the universe of entities that can be compelled to assist the NSA.

If the bill becomes law, any company or individual that provides ANY service whatsoever may be forced to assist in NSA surveillance, as long as they have access to equipment on which communications are transmitted or stored—such as routers, servers, cell towers, etc. That sweeps in an enormous range of U.S. businesses that provide wifi to their customers and therefore have access to equipment on which communications transit. Barber shops, laundromats, fitness centers, hardware stores, dentist’s offices… the list goes on and on.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 17, 2024 01:29 PM (PI/SC)

364 Boots are always sexy on women, regardless of what else they may be wearing with them.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 01:29 PM (9yWhg)

365 Boots are always sexy on women, regardless of what else they may be wearing with them.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
.......

Or not wearing.

Posted by: wth at April 17, 2024 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

366 NOOD, since TJM apparently isn't going to tell anyone.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 17, 2024 01:30 PM (DRSnL)

367 Or not wearing.
Posted by: wth

*fistbump*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 01:31 PM (9yWhg)

368 Hey Nurse, is the area of Seattle along the shore relatively free of scum? I may be up there for a day or so this summer, and want to avoid the dregs. I'm sure downtown is still a mess.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 17, 2024 01:26 PM (lTGtQ)

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Also interested to know.

Wifey and I will be up there for a cruise out of Pier 91. Fortunately, we have friends on Vashon Island who've offered to let us stay with them and keep the car safe while we're away.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 17, 2024 01:31 PM (6XF+3)

369 336 Katherine Maher, along with being a brainwashed racist and Marxist, is a sick woman full of self-loathing. I thank her for not having children. Can you imagine being raised by that?

Posted by: Cheri at April 17, 2024 01:21 PM (FGQ5G

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Also
https://tinyurl.com/mwxwse3p

Posted by: Ciampino - I know diddly-squat! at April 17, 2024 01:31 PM (qfLjt)

370 @EpochTimesPrint
“This trial is being watched by the whole world,” President Trump added, repeating his remarks from the morning.

The trial is expected to last six to eight weeks after jury selection is complete.

Six to eight fvcking weeks? F'in bullshit 3rd world country we have become.

Posted by: Divide by Zero
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Yep. We can no longer criticize any third or fourth world nation in the world... freedom, democracy, lawful are all out of our vernacular.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 17, 2024 01:31 PM (17s+e)

371
Boots are always sexy on women, regardless of what else they may be wearing with them.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 01:29 PM

The scent of leather behind each ear during... if you haven't experienced it is why a person is a boot hater. Just as powerful as the blue pill.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2024 01:32 PM (RKVpM)

372 Impeachment, my ass. Ordered to appear in front of a firing squad at dawn would be better. No blindfold.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 17, 2024 01:32 PM (iODuv)

373 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 17, 2024 12:31 PM (u82oZ)

GRRRRRRRR!!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 17, 2024 01:33 PM (iODuv)

374 Democrats: "If the death of a senate aid saves one illegal alien rapist, murderer, burglar, thief it will have been worth it".

Posted by: Fed Up to Here at April 17, 2024 01:48 PM (VcHM+)

375

yes

im glad it was a democrat

Posted by: sound awake at April 17, 2024 01:54 PM (g7ym/)

376 For some reason, I am unable to access the NoVa MoMe registration link on the main page. I click on it and nothing happens.

Anyone have any suggestions?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 01:16 PM (9yWhg)

Is your computer plugged in?

Posted by: Steve, Indian IT guy at April 17, 2024 01:57 PM (iODuv)

377 Illegals drive really...illegally, too. In my little city, four prominent citizens have been killed by blind-drunk unlicensed illegals at extremely high speed. One case was a family of three, the operator of a daycare center and her activist parents. The other was the son of a guy I was a Boy Scout with, and he headed up the Hillary campaign committee. How do they know?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 17, 2024 02:10 PM (zdLoL)

378 RIP, Kurt. Even though you worked in making it happen by working for a Democrat.

Posted by: SamIam at April 17, 2024 02:19 PM (oasF3)

379 Boots are always sexy
This pair, probably meeting the definition of CFM's, hardly even qualify. To get the full effect they have to come up high enough that your hips creak against them like a McClellan cavalry saddle.

Bonus point if her spurs get entangled in the hoop earrings.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 17, 2024 02:26 PM (zdLoL)

380 Biden just keeps on constructing the Coffin for his reelection in November

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 17, 2024 04:41 PM (wGqjj)

381 Six to eight fvcking weeks? F'in bullshit 3rd world country we have become.

They're all lawyers, including the judge. You can't expect "professionals" to work 8 hrs M-F.
A half day Monday, 6hrs elapsed time with a 2 hour lunch Tuesday and Thursday, golf Wednesday, and short Friday to get a jump on the weekend traffic.
Effectively, less than half of a normal working stiffs 40 hours. That's how 2 week job becomes "6 to 8 weeks".

Posted by: buddhaha at April 17, 2024 07:20 PM (AOz1w)

382 My prediction on the NPR CEO - she will be asked to step down and will go out blaming the patriarchy for taking her down, not her own stupidity. She will whine incessantly context was missing from her statements.

Right now, a board of directors is wonder what in hades they just did and in the backs of some of their minds, will realize DEI hires carry risk. They will not admit it. Publicly.
Posted by: Piper at April 17, 2024 12:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

Good lord just disband the organization. It wasn't even good enough in spewing leftist crap so they had to take over all the other radio, tv, newspapers and magazines.

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