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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (4/17/24)
A Portion Of George Washington's Farewell Speech The unity of government which constitutes you
one people is also now dear to you. It is justly so; for
it is a main pillar in the edifice of your real
independence, the support of your tranquility at
home, your peace abroad, of your safety, of your
prosperity, of that very liberty which you so highly
prize. But as it is easy to foresee that, from different
causes and from different quarters, much pains will
be taken, many artifices employed, to weaken in your
minds the conviction of this truth; as this is the point
in your political fortress against which the batteries
of internal and external enemies will be most
constantly and actively (though often covertly and
insidiously) directed, it is of infinite moment that you
should properly estimate the immense value of your
national Union to your collective and individual
happiness; that you should cherish a cordial,
habitual, and immovable attachment to it;
accustoming yourselves to think and speak of it as of
the palladium of your political safety and prosperity;
watching for its preservation with jealous anxiety;
discountenancing whatever may suggest even a
suspicion that it can in any event be abandoned, and
indignantly frowning upon the first dawning of every
attempt to alienate any portion of our country from
the rest, or to enfeeble the sacred ties which now link
together the various parts.
Whatever drugs MushHead was on during the State of The Union Speech, he might have wanted to be that doped up, again.
WATCH: Biden Claims His Uncle Was Eaten By Cannibals.
Joe Biden — while speaking to the press in Scranton, Pennsylvania earlier on Wednesday — delved into a strange tangent about his late uncle, Ambrose Finnegan, possibly having been eaten by cannibals. The 81-year-old Biden described how Finnegan — whom he referred to as “Uncle Bosie” — was a U.S. airman during World War II who crashed near the Melanesian island of New Guinea in the Pacific Ocean.
Biden might actually do something about ludicrously expensive concert tickets
The government is slated to sue Ticketmaster’s parent company.
This story just doesn't pass the smell test. Amirite?
MONTGOMERY COUNTY — A local high school student will miss out on her senior prom after getting suspended over bringing a bag of corn chips to school. As reported on News Center 7 at 5:00, Miami Valley Career Technology Center prohibits bringing this kind of snack to school because a teacher is severely allergic to an ingredient.
So what you are saying that my 80/20 ground beef burger on the grill is better than your veggie burger? Go figure.
That's Impossible! Vegan 'Meat' Not So Good for You After All There's a "health halo" surrounding manufactured vegan "meat" products even though they provide no "clear benefit" — and might even be bad for your heart health, according to a new study reported on in the Daily Mail.
A religion that calls us The Great Satan and chants for our death, I take seriously. Unlike the following expert.
“The Islamic republic thrives on a state of conflict, not war,” said Behnam Ben Taleblu, a senior fellow at the Foundation for Defense of Democracies think tank. “Tehran accomplished the lion’s share of its goals against Israel in the week before it launched missiles. Literally, the world was watching and waiting on Iran, forced to take their threats seriously due to their increasing drone and missile use in the region. This was a status boon and a security boon.”
Constitutional? We know what Constitutional is and you serfs are lucky to count your given blessings.
When it comes to precedents, Democrats sure do love to break them to protect their own. After impeachment articles against Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas were delivered to the Senate this week, both impeachment articles were quashed by the Democrat-controlled upper chamber before a trial was even held.
Sometimes the stuff I run across as your ONT Cob makes me shake my head. 'Jealousy, time constraints and broken boundaries can complicate what otherwise appears to be a frisky freewheeling faction who are happily throwing convention out the window.'
Inside a ‘radical’ 20-person polyamorous relationship where wild sex is always on tap Think three’s a crowd? Try 20. Members of a 20-plus-person polyamorous relationship are speaking out about their unconventional lifestyle, saying “the structure of the nuclear family needs to shift.” The group of lovers, based outside of Boston, consists of couples and individuals including “heteroflexible” men, queer women and nonbinary individuals.
Born on this day: April 17, 1934 - Don Kirshner
American music publisher, talent manager, and songwriter Don Kirshner who helped launch the careers of Neil Diamond, Bobby Darin, Carole King, Neil Sedaka and The Archies. Kirshner was hired by the producers of The Monkees to provide hit-worthy songs to accompany the television program and also served as a music consultant for almost two dozen TV series between 1966 and 1977. He died on January 17, 2011.
Failure? The thought never crossed her mind. Genius Award Winner.
HE DOESN’T LOOK WELL’ Horror moment woman wheels her dead uncle into bank in shameless scam as she tried to take out a loan in his name
Watch the shocking clip to see the Brazilian woman urging her dead uncle to sign the loan papers
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Short Term Memory Loss.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: tankdemon at April 17, 2024 09:58 PM (6h8c9)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 17, 2024 09:58 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 17, 2024 09:58 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 17, 2024 09:59 PM (6h8c9)
Posted by: TRex at April 17, 2024 10:00 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 17, 2024 10:00 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2024 10:00 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 17, 2024 10:00 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 17, 2024 10:01 PM (6h8c9)
Why do I think this thing is sponsored by a pharma company?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 10:01 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 17, 2024 10:01 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at April 17, 2024 10:01 PM (KCUj+)
Why do I think this thing is sponsored by a pharma company?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 10:01 PM (IG4Id)
Like the Wuhan lab on steroids?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 17, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2024 10:02 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: joey biden at April 17, 2024 10:02 PM (vtyCZ)
Didn't we used to have those in Ye Olden Days with David and Solomon and various harems?
Seems really unfair to the ladies, but I bet the old "one man, 19 woman" scheme worked better than whatever hellish nightmare these people are trying to pull off.
Posted by: SimoHayha at April 17, 2024 10:03 PM (N/k1H)
Posted by: SimoHayha
"pull off"? Yeah, I imagine some of that perverted bunch have had that done to them too.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2024 10:04 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Piper at April 17, 2024 10:04 PM (ZdaMQ)
The government is slated to sue Ticketmaster’s parent company.
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Big Mezzanine is going down.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2024 10:04 PM (bo7UB)
Why do I think this thing is sponsored by a pharma company?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 10:01 PM (IG4Id)
Like the Wuhan lab on steroids?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 17, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
It will be part of the plot for Vault 69 on the next season of "Fallout"
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 17, 2024 10:04 PM (EcuTp)
What matters? Whether the company processing your order for an $11K concert ticket charges too much as a processing fee.
But remember...they are worried about the little people.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2024 10:05 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2024 10:05 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 17, 2024 10:05 PM (U3L4U)
@LeadingReport 3m
BREAKING: Former President Trump reiterates that he and his team are making a “big play” for New York in 2024.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 10:06 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 17, 2024 10:06 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 10:06 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 17, 2024 10:06 PM (pLaQB)
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
Posted by: TRex at April 17, 2024 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)
The government is slated to sue Ticketmaster’s parent company.
I wonder how much of this is due to no one buying a full album anymore, and therefore it's possible that musicians are relying on live events for income.
Posted by: pookysgirl, throwing in her two cents at April 17, 2024 10:07 PM (dtlDP)
Would Bluebell or vmom stab or shiv the guy first? Or the other girls and then the guy? I don't think there's a scenario here that doesn't end up making the local undertaker rich.
Posted by: SimoHayha at April 17, 2024 10:07 PM (N/k1H)
It seems this became normal after the adoption of agriculture. Partly because a man with a large...plot...was irresistable to the ladies but more because the tribes farming were conquering those around them that were not and taking the non-farmer's women.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2024 10:07 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 17, 2024 10:00 PM (0eaVi)
He'd be shooting by now.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 17, 2024 10:07 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 17, 2024 10:00 PM (0eaVi)
The pimp hand would get a workout.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 17, 2024 10:07 PM (R4t5M)
Thanks for the ONT, MisHum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2024 10:08 PM (tkR6S)
Would Bluebell or vmom stab or shiv the guy first? Or the other girls and then the guy? I don't think there's a scenario here that doesn't end up making the local undertaker rich.
Posted by: SimoHayha at April 17, 2024 10:07 PM (N/k1H)
And nurse ratched would fill them with lead..........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 17, 2024 10:08 PM (QXQ4l)
They let him keep his red Swingline Stapler.
Posted by: Perk Of Office at April 17, 2024 10:08 PM (V5BDR)
https://youtu.be/2nkAJogQioc
In other news my Honda Trail 125 still has not arrived but I did order the trailer hitch carrier for it. I also found all the Honda Trail 125 sub reddits and a few forums. I admit it, I joined a cult.
Posted by: lost in space at April 17, 2024 10:08 PM (QYyD6)
I figured I'd stop in early, now I gotta head on up to check out content...see youz later🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2024 10:09 PM (dW4E6)
They let him keep his red Swingline Stapler.
Posted by: Perk Of Office at April 17, 2024 10:08 PM (V5BDR)
And a floppy disk.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 17, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 10:06 PM (FVME7)
Zut alors, M. Wrecks
"vingt"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 17, 2024 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 17, 2024 10:10 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 17, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
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He had to turn over his photo ID and company lanyard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2024 10:10 PM (bo7UB)
The Fore actually were fine with American troops.
My father in law was there during his island hopping with the 5th Army Air Corp.
Posted by: KungPow at April 17, 2024 10:11 PM (Rw2Dy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 10:06 PM (FVME7)
Or "minge a dix-neuf"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 17, 2024 10:11 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: pookysgirl, throwing in her two cents at April 17, 2024 10:07 PM (dtlDP)
Ticketmaster gonna ticketmaster ...
But artists are depending on ticket sales, as there really isn't any money in recordings anymore.
Any recordings are sold as loss leaders / marketing.
Posted by: browndog says go listen to Rick Beato at April 17, 2024 10:12 PM (TTAGa)
He made that claim repeatedly today.
Classic dementia - he gets fixated on something, and keeps returning to it.
He also said today:
"I made it clear to the Israelis — don't move on Haifa!"
Haifa is the third biggest city in Israel.
Posted by: The Left! at April 17, 2024 10:13 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2024 10:13 PM (DQYe1)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2024 10:14 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 17, 2024 10:14 PM (U3L4U)
Not happy. (And gonna get fat again)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 17, 2024 10:14 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2024 10:13 PM (DQYe1)
And some monkey is going to be pissed at its partner for bringing that shit home.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 17, 2024 10:14 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: SimoHayha at April 17, 2024 10:15 PM (N/k1H)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2024 10:15 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
If she was a raving Marxist she would be living in a Honda Element, pooping in a Home Depot 5 gallon bucket, and spending her days making YouTube videos.
Posted by: lost in space at April 17, 2024 10:15 PM (QYyD6)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2024 10:15 PM (ibTVg)
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
I always thought that LAX should do the whole Airplane! white zone/red zone schtick once an hour on April Fool's.
Posted by: The Left! at April 17, 2024 10:15 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 17, 2024 10:15 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: SimoHayha
I think the first step for the ladies here would to be clear of the blast zone.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 10:16 PM (vJiyU)
The wheeling-in-of-the-dead-uncle routine might be replicated in Washington soon, methinks.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 17, 2024 10:16 PM (v23vE)
A cannibal eats Biden's uncle.
Biden suffers from a prion disease.
That's not how this usually works.
Posted by: mikeski at April 17, 2024 10:16 PM (DgGvY)
Except the Grateful Dead. They were always on the road. Always. Seems like they could never make it home before daylight. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if none of them even had homes.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 17, 2024 10:17 PM (6h8c9)
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:17 PM (vtyCZ)
Looking back, it will become increasingly amazing that at one point we took the smooth functioning of society for granted.
Posted by: The Left! at April 17, 2024 10:17 PM (YAtuc)
Would Bluebell or vmom stab or shiv the guy first? Or the other girls and then the guy? I don't think there's a scenario here that doesn't end up making the local undertaker rich.
Posted by: SimoHayha at April 17, 2024 10:07 PM (N/k1H)
I don't share well (you can ask my kindergarten teacher about that). I doubt I'd even get settled in before eliminating the competition. Knives and guns leave a mess to clean up, so I would gravitate more toward chemical and biological weapons.
This is all assuming I'm willing to enter into a relationship with someone who's that indecisive and, in my mind, weak-willed. (Polygamy is unnecessary in Western Civilization.)
Posted by: pookysgirl has opinions at April 17, 2024 10:18 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 17, 2024 10:16 PM
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Weekend at Biden's?
Posted by: TRex at April 17, 2024 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:19 PM (vtyCZ)
'That's Impossible! Vegan 'Meat' Not So Good for You After All'
'Inside a ‘radical’ 20-person polyamorous relationship where wild sex is always on tap'
What in the actual fuking world am I living in?!
Good damn grief...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2024 10:19 PM (dW4E6)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2024 10:20 PM (DQYe1)
I have been home for a couple of weeks now, and everything is going well, thanks to the wonderful folks at a local Wound Care facility. This type of wound is a known possible side effect (around a 30% occurrence rate) of the type of surgery; I just happened to be one of the folks who developed it. Since I got in to see them early, it didn't get too bad.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 17, 2024 10:21 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 17, 2024 10:16 PM
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Weekend at Biden's?
Posted by: TRex at April 17, 2024 10:18 PM (IQ6Gq)
Lowest-ranking guy has to push the cart. Second- and third-lowest control the arms.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 17, 2024 10:22 PM (v23vE)
Well, I'm not saying a different one then you used to be in...but I'm also NOT not saying it.
Posted by: The Large Hadron Collider at April 17, 2024 10:22 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 17, 2024 10:21 PM (SRRAx)
Glad to hear you are on the mend, ma'am.
Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at April 17, 2024 10:23 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 17, 2024 10:23 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 17, 2024 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:17 PM (vtyCZ)
Be careful, soldier. There might be a booby trap.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 17, 2024 10:23 PM (6h8c9)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 17, 2024 10:21 PM (SRRAx)
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Sounds like you have things under control. Glad to hear it! Keep chugging along and keep us posted!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 17, 2024 10:24 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 17, 2024 10:23 PM (g0Y4p)
I second that motion
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 17, 2024 10:25 PM (QXQ4l)
I hope they're using birth control.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2024 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
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Ya hoooooo. RO DE O
Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2024 10:26 PM (KpLP7)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief
Good to hear Teresa. Keep up the good work!
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 10:26 PM (vJiyU)
I have been home for a couple of weeks now, and everything is going well, thanks to the wonderful folks at a local Wound Care facility. This type of wound is a known possible side effect (around a 30% occurrence rate) of the type of surgery; I just happened to be one of the folks who developed it. Since I got in to see them early, it didn't get too bad.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
I get my first significant encounter with Medicare in a couple weeks when I have to endure the butt thing. I am not at all amused by this. My you heal quickly and safely from this time forward.
Posted by: lost in space at April 17, 2024 10:26 PM (QYyD6)
Posted by: The Paolo at April 17, 2024 10:26 PM (SYTee)
The group of lovers, based outside of Boston, consists of couples and individuals including “heteroflexible” men, queer women and nonbinary individuals.
The entrance exam must be a hoot.
1) Would you ever f--k a porcupine?
Answer "no," and you're not in.
Answer "yes," and you're not in.
Answer "again?" and you're in.
Posted by: mikeski at April 17, 2024 10:27 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: The Paolo at April 17, 2024 10:26 PM
***
Wednesday. Hump day is Wednesday.
Posted by: TRex at April 17, 2024 10:27 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Piper at April 17, 2024 10:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 17, 2024 10:00 PM (0eaVi)
If Washington came back now, he'd probably return to the 1780s and say, "Fine, gimme the f***ing crown."
Posted by: Dr. T at April 17, 2024 10:28 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
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Take your vitamins, get plenty of sleep and come here as often as you can.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2024 10:29 PM (KpLP7)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
His uncle’s plane was shot down by the A-Team, led by “Cannibal” Smith.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2024 10:29 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: SimoHayha at April 17, 2024 10:29 PM (N/k1H)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2024 10:29 PM (DQYe1)
Posted by: The Paolo
Geez, outside of the Horde, I can't think of 19 people I'd want to TALK to, let alone......
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 10:30 PM (vJiyU)
So it's not really as foreard-thinking as the people holding it up for our admiration would like to believe.
And I will STILL not be interested in getting involved in a "group" like this - I think too highly of myself to give it up to people who don't share my opinion.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 17, 2024 10:30 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Dr. T at April 17, 2024 10:23 PM (g0Y4p)
I second that motion
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 17, 2024 10:25 PM (QXQ4l)
All opposed, stay silent. The Ayes have it. Mr. Biden, your plane leaves in an hour….
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2024 10:31 PM (VNX3d)
I hope they're using birth control.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2024 10:25 PM (0Htd1)
They're probably still arguing about who does and doesn't need to use it.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 17, 2024 10:31 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
His uncle’s plane was shot down by the A-Team, led by “Cannibal” Smith.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2024 10:29 PM (VNX3d)
I love it when a plan comes together.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 17, 2024 10:31 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at
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Boss got to be pretty perverse to enjoy employee pissing on his leg.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2024 10:32 PM (KpLP7)
Fim de Semana na Casa do Bernardo
I don't speak portuguese; double-check this with The Paolo.
Posted by: mikeski at April 17, 2024 10:32 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2024 10:32 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
They do however have 72 telemarking jobs awaiting them in heaven.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 10:32 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Wally at April 17, 2024 10:32 PM (EyElY)
Posted by: TRex at April 17, 2024 10:32 PM (IQ6Gq)
Are there many of these perv swarms around? They're not like cicadas, are they?
Posted by: Paco at April 17, 2024 10:33 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
I love it when a plan comes together.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I love it when a plane comes apart.
Posted by: Hannibal Boeing at April 17, 2024 10:33 PM (DgGvY)
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LTG HR McMaster, one of the people in Trump's inner circle who turned on him, is a bigwig at FDD.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 17, 2024 10:34 PM (3Hm/H)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 17, 2024 10:34 PM (R4t5M)
Good to hear you're hanging in there. You always seem to me to be a very strong woman. I loved meeting you and family in TX in '22.
My prayers will always be with you 🙏
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2024 10:34 PM (dW4E6)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2024 10:35 PM (DQYe1)
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Ya hoooooo. RO DE O
Posted by: Braenyard
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You misspelled B A R F
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2024 10:35 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: The Paolo at April 17, 2024 10:26 PM
***
Wednesday. Hump day is Wednesday.
Posted by: TRex at April 17, 2024 10:27 PM (IQ6Gq)
Tuesday is, how you say, warm-up for Wednesday.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 17, 2024 10:35 PM (SYTee)
2. 80-20?? YGBSM! Go for the 75-25!
xx. Biden is 81, born in or nearly around 1943. There is NO WAY in hades he has any recollection of his uncle who died in WWII.
Thanks for the great ONT, Mis Hum!
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 17, 2024 10:37 PM (TSQkU)
Well the decorations on the beach are almost done. The village ladies are cutting up two ginormous hog hind quarters that have been boiled and scraped. Some of the best work you'll ever eat in your life. Crispy lechon, a couple of other pork dishes, yellowfin on the grill, acres of fresh fruits and vegetables, rice, pancit, ube cake, enough alcohol to drown a couple of elephants...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at April 17, 2024 10:37 PM (Bqspq)
I mean, it would be a short but glorious life before Paolo checked out from many incurable STDs....
Posted by: SimoHayha at April 17, 2024 10:38 PM (N/k1H)
And this needs to be a Comment of the Week:
100 A 20 person polycule is an interesting way to describe 10 gays, 9 ugly people, and 1 chick who's going to show her dad how wrong he is about everything.
Posted by: Wally at April 17, 2024 10:32 PM (EyElY)
Spot on!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 17, 2024 10:38 PM (SRRAx)
@LeadingReport 3m
BREAKING: Former President Trump reiterates that he and his team are making a “big play” for New York in 2024.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 10:06 PM (IG4Id)
This point was probably mentioned by some Moron earlier, but I'll make it here now. It's looking like NY is going to find out what having a real-life political Rorschach locked in with them is like.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 17, 2024 10:38 PM (3Hm/H)
Posted by: Hannibal Boeing
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Knew something was up when they named that little capsule STARLINER. ---- >>> Musk was doing what they were attempting on a regular basis. And they failed.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2024 10:38 PM (KpLP7)
Not happy. (And gonna get fat again)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth
Can you take one of those drug busses to Meheeho?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 10:38 PM (IG4Id)
Thanks for the great ONT, Mis Hum!
Posted by: LRob
The man has no recollection of yesterday!
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 10:38 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 17, 2024 10:35 PM (DQYe1)
And if you thought *Afghan* refugees were enriching....
Posted by: Dr. T at April 17, 2024 10:38 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: lost in space at April 17, 2024 10:39 PM (QYyD6)
Posted by: Paco at April 17, 2024 10:40 PM (njExo)
@EpochTimes 4m
A militia to defend the Second Amendment.
The Holton Township board passed a resolution for a voluntary community militia whose purpose is to preserve the constitutional right to keep and bear arms.
It also declared the township to be a “Second Amendment Sanctuary Community” where unconstitutional laws controlling firearms will not be recognized.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 10:41 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at April 17, 2024 10:41 PM (JSF6W)
Posted by: Dr. T
They all need to use it. Men can get pregnant, doncha know.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2024 10:42 PM (0Htd1)
April 17, 2024, 4:47 PM MDT / Updated April 17, 2024, 5:37 PM MDT
By Elyse Perlmutter-Gumbiner and Ghael Fobes
PITTSBURGH — President Joe Biden choked up Wednesday talking about the military service of his family members and former President Donald Trump's disparaging remarks about service members.
He paused for a moment and added, “That man doesn’t deserve to have been the commander in chief for my son, my uncle.”
Beau Biden and Ambrose Finnegan both served in the military before Trump took office.
Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2024 10:42 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:57 PM
I read that as 'looting and unlooting only', I don't know why! Possibly for all this shop-looting that is condoned.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #01 at April 17, 2024 10:43 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I'm not a biologist, so no, I didn't.
Posted by: Ketanji Onyika Brown Jackson at April 17, 2024 10:45 PM (vJiyU)
Beau Biden and Ambrose Finnegan both served in the military before Trump took office.
Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2024 10:42 PM (oCjPU)
Renewing the eternal question: was this a case of Biden being a pathological liar, or just demented?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 17, 2024 10:45 PM (g0Y4p)
I'm neither Judge nor Harley expert, but "Panhead" was a 1200 cc model, coming right after the "Knucklehead" 1200 series.
What's in the pic above, is a "45 Inch" Harley, (750cc), which was the common WWII era engine, and that found in the Servi-Car trikes, beloved of Parking Meter cops, far and wide.
Mostly, Wide.
Donuts.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2024 10:45 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: The Paolo
Geez, outside of the Horde, I can't think of 19 people I'd want to TALK to, let alone......
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 10:30 PM (vJiyU)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 17, 2024 10:47 PM (QXQ4l)
What a crock of crap.
Tehran tipped their hand, trying to be all badass. Only Israel needed to take their threats seriously because they are the only target Iran has for now. Iran is a laughing stock, and got their butts handed to them. Does this make them more dangerous? Maybe, given their unpredictably. Thats why nations pay attention to them. They are a regional danger.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2024 10:47 PM (W/lyH)
That IS a Panhead in the pic. Carb manifold from the backside, threw me on that one.
The rest, about the Servi-Car, Cop and Donuts, still applies.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2024 10:48 PM (e6UQI)
Biden, for the third time in less than 24 hours, tells the dubious story about his "Uncle Bosey" and "a lot of cannibals" in New Guinea before repeating the debunked "suckers and losers" hoax.
He also claims D-Day was on a Sunday (it was on a Tuesday).
HE IS NOT WELL.
https://tinyurl.com/mr277m42
1:35 minutes; different video; mentions Beau dying too!
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:48 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: Paco
True. My favorite vegetables are cabbage rolls and stuffed green peppers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 17, 2024 10:49 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Dr. T
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who the eff knows what goes on in that fetid mass of protoplasm known as 'Biden's brain'
as a poster above pointed out, Biden was born in November 1942, so he would have had NO contemporaneous knowledge of 'Uncle Bosey's' exploits.
This anecdote was dug up by his handlers, and taught to him for use today.
Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2024 10:49 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Dr. T
Yes.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2024 10:50 PM (WXNFJ)
A few comments for the Ars Technica communists:
Gotta love those unanticipated knock-on effects from climate change, huh?
Texas has rats both in the trash and in politics, Calgary only has them in politics...
They better hurry up with the rat birth control... I hear congress is about to ban it in this country.
There is one normal person in NYC: Dear dim bulb new yorkers, here are the steps to massively improve this situation: Step 1. Put. Your. Garbage. In. Bins.
https://tinyurl.com/kyrswa9y
Posted by: lost in space at April 17, 2024 10:51 PM (QYyD6)
Biden, for the third time in less than 24 hours, tells the dubious story about his "Uncle Bosey" and "a lot of cannibals" in New Guinea before repeating the debunked "suckers and losers" hoax.
He also claims D-Day was on a Sunday (it was on a Tuesday).
HE IS NOT WELL.
https://tinyurl.com/mr277m42
1:35 minutes; different video; mentions Beau dying too!
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:48 PM (vtyCZ)
I'm glad he clarified about Beau dying. I wasn't aware that he had. Any word about his suicidal first wife?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 17, 2024 10:51 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Paul's Tijuana Drag Sow at April 17, 2024 10:52 PM (QnenN)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 17, 2024 10:00 PM (0eaVi)
If Washington came back now, he'd probably return to the 1780s and say, "Fine, gimme the f***ing crown."
Posted by: Dr. T at April 17, 2024 10:28 PM (g0Y4p)
***
If Washington came back now he'd be wanting to know who the F all these people were in his house.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2024 10:52 PM (W/lyH)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxd4jr6
Posted by: lost in space
"The Cybertruck’s owners manual does caution against ever washing the truck in direct sunlight"
That sounds like how to care for a mogwai, not a truck.
Posted by: mikeski at April 17, 2024 10:52 PM (DgGvY)
If spoken today, the FIB would be monitoring him for being an extremist.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxd4jr6
Posted by: lost in space
"The Cybertruck’s owners manual does caution against ever washing the truck in direct sunlight"
That sounds like how to care for a mogwai, not a truck.
Posted by: mikeski at April 17, 2024 10:52 PM (DgGvY)
You don't want to know what happens if you charge it after midnight...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $22 burrito at April 17, 2024 10:54 PM (MeG8a)
It is April right?
Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2024 10:55 PM (TDRQO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2024 10:55 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2024 10:56 PM (dW4E6)
https://tinyurl.com/3ak9swj4
Posted by: lost in space at April 17, 2024 10:56 PM (QYyD6)
It is April right?
Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2024 10:55 PM (TDRQO)
She wanted a present.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 17, 2024 10:56 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $22 burrito at April 17, 2024 10:54 PM (MeG8a)
Who did Barbeque of Haiti eat now?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)
It is April right?
Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2024 10:55 PM (TDRQO)
She wanted a present.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 17, 2024 10:56 PM (QXQ4l)
Was she an illegal? If so, EVERYDAY is Christmas...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:48 PM (vtyCZ)
Biden has always been a lying son of a bitch but add on dementia and it becomes Dr. T's (@ 127) 'which came first, the chicken or the egg?' age old riddle. Renewing the eternal question: was this a case of Biden being a pathological liar, or just demented?
I say both. He's told himself so many lies and told so many lies about himself that he actually believes the lies by now and if cognizant would pass a lie detector test as it would show no deception because he believes it.
Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2024 10:58 PM (emlEe)
BREAKING: Google employees were arrested after occupying their boss's office for more than 8 hours to demand that the company sever ties with Israel.
Kassy Akiva @KassyDillon 14m
This is a Google employee accusing women who were raped by terrorists of lying to “punish men of color.”
She works on Google’s child safety team.
Dr. KS @katejsim 7 Dec 2023
do not be swayed by karens and their crocodile imperial feminism against rape. it plays right into long tradition of yt women weaponizing femininity/motherhood to discipline/punish men of color
Emmett Till, Vincent Chen, Rassenschande -- all in the name of white sexuality
Kassy Akiva @KassyDillon 20m
UPDATE: Google fired 28 of the protesting employees, according to a company wide memo by Google VP of global security Chris Rackow.
“If you’re one of the few who are tempted to think we’re going to overlook conduct that violates our policies, think again.”
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Dr Kate should tell any Pali guy that he's not white.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:58 PM (vtyCZ)
My loins are heavy with need. Please Iran, sodomize me!
Posted by: Paul's Tijuana Drag Sow at April 17, 2024 10:52 PM (QnenN)
Then they can send him to Haiti; that's more than two villages away.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:58 PM (ynpvh)
My first thought was a panhead but when I looked closer, the cylinder cover looked more boxy, that kind of angled corner in the rear.
Close friend, gone a dozen or so years now, had a '58' and the covers were more rounded on the corners.
Man, it was a gorgeous bike.
Posted by: TeeJ at April 17, 2024 10:59 PM (71kwi)
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And who painted it boring white?!
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:59 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2024 10:59 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Paco at April 17, 2024 11:00 PM (njExo)
https://tinyurl.com/58avthvb
Posted by: Paco at April 17, 2024 11:00 PM (njExo)
He's about 4000 years too late.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 10:30 PM (vJiyU)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 17, 2024 10:47 PM (QXQ4l)
***
I'd probably have a go with the last 19 Mannix babes. And they don't have to talk.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2024 11:02 PM (W/lyH)
I agree. Vegetables should be seen as a meat delivery system.
Posted by: Paco at April 17, 2024 11:02 PM (njExo)
The world seems to forget the 12,000 rockets that have been launched at Israel since October 7, 2023. Israel has every right to protect itself from terrorism.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 11:03 PM (vtyCZ)
Hah . Christmas tree ruled out any thought of an attempt. .
Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2024 11:03 PM (TDRQO)
I watched Decrepit Joe's performance today, live. It was like watching a pendulum slowing, slowing, and finally stopping its swing. He was so out of commission at the end he forgot or didn't have the energy to say his standard closing line, "May God bless America and may God protect our troops!"
He is continually getting more decrepit. For his acceptance speech at the Dem National Convention in August they'll pump him full of the drug cocktail used for his SOTU performance. Other than that they'll keep him in a traveling 2020 Delaware basement-mode of doing day-trips to give speeches to small groups of trained seals like the United Steel Workers today, or meeting with rich Leftist donors at private campaign events.
Joe has not done an overseas trip since going to Tel Aviv in mid-October. And that was an unscheduled trip, only made because of the Hamas attacks on October 7th, 2023. I believe the current period is Joe POTUS's longest period of not leaving the US.
We need God or SMOD to get us out of the clutches of Joe and The Junta ASAP.
Posted by: Gref at April 17, 2024 11:05 PM (5fDan)
They need to vet potential members for feds.
Posted by: Paco at April 17, 2024 11:06 PM (njExo)
https://youtu.be/DR3tGulLv88
One of my favorite musicians is Casey McGill. He used to play at the Pink Door with his trio, Blues 4 Trio. It was spot on great. He is coming to Las Cruces to headline the Uke Feast for a second. He is just great.
https://youtu.be/LtHL8AUUDVs
Posted by: lost in space at April 17, 2024 11:07 PM (QYyD6)
I picked it up and went her door to give it to her . When she opened the door there was a fully decorated Christmas tree in her living room.
I thought you were going to say she was dressed in a towel like Joe Biden.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2024 11:08 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Paco
Yeah, 3 day residency just ain't gonna cut it.
Posted by: Ketanji Onyika Brown Jackson at April 17, 2024 11:09 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 17, 2024 11:10 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 11:11 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Paul's Tijuana Drag Sow
That 20 wierdo polyphuckstain is looking for #21.
Just sayin'
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 17, 2024 11:11 PM (MsrgL)
I picked it up and went her door to give it to her . When she opened the door there was a fully decorated Christmas tree in her living room.
I thought you were going to say she was dressed in a towel like Joe Biden.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2024 11:08 PM (63Dwl)
Which would be no towel at all, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:12 PM (ynpvh)
April 17, 2024, 4:47 PM MDT / Updated April 17, 2024, 5:37 PM MDT
By Elyse Perlmutter-Gumbiner and Ghael Fobes
PITTSBURGH — President Joe Biden choked up Wednesday talking about the military service of his family members and former President Donald Trump's disparaging remarks about service members.
He paused for a moment and added, “That man doesn’t deserve to have been the commander in chief for my son, my uncle.”
Beau Biden and Ambrose Finnegan both served in the military before Trump took office.
Posted by: Don Black
My dear, beautiful Beau stormed the beaches of Pearl Harbor to take it to those Fritz bastards!!! But he was shot in the back by that traitor Corn Pop. DAMN YOU CORN POP!!! My dear, sweet, supple, Beau!! I miss the showers. (weeps, shits self)
Posted by: The Glorius Tales of Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 11:13 PM (pLaQB)
Posted by: lost in space at April 17, 2024 11:13 PM (QYyD6)
I'll be lurking in the morning Mis.Hum., as I always did with j.j.
You and CBD are totally kickin' it in his place!
Thanks so much!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 17, 2024 11:13 PM (dW4E6)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: lost in space at April 17, 2024 11:13 PM (QYyD6)
I think we're becoming an Alien Nation...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
Members of a 20-plus-person polyamorous relationship are speaking out about their unconventional lifestyle, saying “the structure of the nuclear family needs to shift.”
__________
This will end badly, with jealousy, breakdowns, alcoholism, addictions, suicides and homicide.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2024 11:15 PM (iSKc9)
It is April right?
Posted by: polynikes
There are two houses in my neighborhood with one in their front window. I'm happy now that I know it isn't a North Alabama thing.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 17, 2024 11:15 PM (MsrgL)
I need some Horde fellowship. I've received some personal attacks recently because of my conservative views--unprovoked. i don't know how much more I can take.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 17, 2024 11:15 PM (qpPdw)
There's a reason why they didn't bring Joe out to address the nation during the Iranian strike on Israel, even though they said earlier that they would.
Posted by: The Left! at April 17, 2024 11:15 PM (YAtuc)
Members of a 20-plus-person polyamorous relationship are speaking out about their unconventional lifestyle, saying “the structure of the nuclear family needs to shift.”
__________
This will end badly, with jealousy, breakdowns, alcoholism, addictions, suicides and homicide.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2024 11:15 PM (iSKc9)
You forgot the STIs/STDs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 11:16 PM (vJiyU)
"Thank you Ma'am"
"Thank you Ma'am"
"Thank you Ma'am"
"Sorry Sam"
"Thank you Ma'am"
"Thank you Ma'am"
........
Posted by: Ciampino - They are all queer at April 17, 2024 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/58avthvb
Posted by: Paco
Beau led the charge of the Ohio Light Brigade against the city of Hubbard!!! Showed them a thing or two that day!!
Posted by: The Glorius Tales of Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 11:16 PM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Ladyl
Attacks here, or in the real world?
Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2024 11:17 PM (oCjPU)
I would not be astonished if Joe had Beau put down to have a talking point he can always trot out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2024 11:17 PM (iSKc9)
Members of a 20-plus-person polyamorous relationship are speaking out about their unconventional lifestyle, saying “the structure of the nuclear family needs to shift.”
__________
This will end badly, with jealousy, breakdowns, alcoholism, addictions, suicides and homicide.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Eh, that's just foreplay.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 17, 2024 11:18 PM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 11:16 PM (vJiyU)
He'd have'ta talk about how Hunter was being accosted by numerous underage enemy females, and his only escape was to snort the magic white powder off their thighs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ladyl
Ladyl - you and your man have got to unass your fine selves from C ville.
Come down here - strictly on the up and up. Your own room, bathroom, woods and hiking around with tennis courts (inside/outside) all over the place. Oh, and off street parking. Bring the kids and the grands too!
Such a deal!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2024 11:18 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Ladyl
Attacks here, or in the real world?
Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2024 11:17 PM (oCjPU)
This IS the real world!
I've never been attacked here.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 17, 2024 11:19 PM (qpPdw)
A mere slip of the tongue. He meant Haiti. Having finally realized their neighborhood has gone to Hell, the Israelis are going to establish a new homeland.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 17, 2024 11:19 PM (EcuTp)
“If you’re one of the few who are tempted to think we’re going to overlook conduct that violates our policies, think again.”
And that policy is to make as much money as possible 24/7 BAMN. Israel was going to pay them a lot of money, end of discussion. The snowflakes don’t realize Google would be doing business with both Nazis and the KGB if they were around..
Posted by: Ripley at April 17, 2024 11:19 PM (ErBR/)
Posted by: Ladyl
Well, pull up a chair and bask in the righteousness that is the ONT/Horde.
Remember: If they make it personal, they were losing.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 11:20 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2024 11:21 PM (iSKc9)
Ladyl - you and your man have got to unass your fine selves from C ville.
Come down here - strictly on the up and up. Your own room, bathroom, woods and hiking around with tennis courts (inside/outside) all over the place. Oh, and off street parking. Bring the kids and the grands too!
Such a deal!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2024 11:18 PM (WXNFJ)
TonyPete--that sounds lovely! I just got done doing a 2 week hiking tour of the southwestern canyons and monuments. With my 84 year aunt, who is a BEAST!
Posted by: Ladyl at April 17, 2024 11:21 PM (qpPdw)
Amusingly this was an older leftist complaint - white women making up false rape claims against black men...hell it is the plot of To Kill A Mockingbird.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 17, 2024 11:21 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 11:16 PM (vJiyU)
He'd have'ta talk about how Hunter was being accosted by numerous underage enemy females, and his only escape was to snort the magic white powder off their thighs...
Posted by: jim
Heh! He was rescued by Puff, the Magic Dragon!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 17, 2024 11:21 PM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Ripley
Was that wrong? (circa 1939-1945);
Ford, Chase Bank, Kodak, IBM, GE, etc. etc.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2024 11:22 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 17, 2024 11:15 PM (MsrgL)
Next time I see her I’m going to ask if she’s from Alabama. 😀
Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2024 11:22 PM (MNhXM)
I can tell you that there are people who keep Christmas trees up year round because they really really like Christmas stuff
Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2024 11:22 PM (oCjPU)
https://tinyurl.com/4pwspsk8
Posted by: Ciampino - Do they have a meatless Friday? at April 17, 2024 11:23 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: scampydog at April 17, 2024 11:23 PM (41CYW)
Well, pull up a chair and bask in the righteousness that is the ONT/Horde.
Remember: If they make it personal, they were losing.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 11:20 PM (vJiyU)
Thank you, Some Rat. I don't get it. I make no secret about who I am, but I never try to convert others to my viewpoint, and I avoid criticizing theirs.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 17, 2024 11:23 PM (qpPdw)
We love you, Ladyl.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 17, 2024 11:21 PM (iSKc9)
Indeed. And not in a pervy way either.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 17, 2024 11:24 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: Ripley
I thought Google does do business with the FBI, CIA, and the Democrat party….
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 17, 2024 11:24 PM (VNX3d)
A mere slip of the tongue. He meant Haiti. Having finally realized their neighborhood has gone to Hell, the Israelis are going to establish a new homeland.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Haiti! The Land flowing with Rum and Sugarcane beacons! The locals are a bit sportier than the Canaanites were.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 17, 2024 11:24 PM (pLaQB)
@rawsalerts
·
9m
🚨#BREAKING: There’s a Major 911 outages hitting the entire state of South Dakota and becoming nationwide
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 11:24 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Ripley
Was that wrong? (circa 1939-1945);
Ford, Chase Bank, Kodak, IBM, GE, etc. etc.
Posted by: Tonypete
It is my understanding that the only business Ford conducted with the Nazis in WWII was to build the planes used to bomb Germany to rubble.
Posted by: lost in space at April 17, 2024 11:25 PM (QYyD6)
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 17, 2024 11:25 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2024 11:22 PM (oCjPU)
I've known two types of people in the South (where I grew up) when it comes to outdoor Christmas lights up all year: Those like you describe and those who are just really lazy.
Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2024 11:25 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Ladyl
Sadly, none of that matters to the left. They are bereft of humanity.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 11:27 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 17, 2024 11:27 PM (qpPdw)
Members of a 20-plus-person polyamorous relationship are speaking out about their unconventional lifestyle, saying “the structure of the nuclear family needs to shift.”
__________
This will end badly, with jealousy, breakdowns, alcoholism, addictions, suicides and homicide.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Eh, that's just foreplay.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 17, 2024 11:18 PM (pLaQB)
Did someone say from Boston and Foreplay?
https://youtu.be/WY2p1gSOk3c
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:27 PM (ynpvh)
@rawsalerts
·
9m
🚨#BREAKING: There’s a Major 911 outages hitting the entire state of South Dakota and becoming nationwide
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 11:24 PM (IG4Id)
Yikes. Accidentally, Stupidly, or Purposefully?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ladyl
Lot nicer than me though I don’t start anything but do respond. I don’t criticize them I just mock them if they decide to get political.
Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2024 11:29 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2024 11:30 PM (KpLP7)
Posted by: Ladyl
Sadly, none of that matters to the left. They are bereft of humanity.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 11:27 PM (vJiyU)
You don't play ball, you are to be destroyed.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 17, 2024 11:30 PM (R4t5M)
Leftards are *always* shoving their views at you. Always.
Even if you had an "agreement to not talk politics", they will break it and then get mad at you if you respond in kind.
Don't let the b@st@rds get you down!
Posted by: JQ at April 17, 2024 11:31 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2024 11:31 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Ladyl
Lot nicer than me though I don’t start anything but do respond. I don’t criticize them I just mock them if they decide to get political.
Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2024 11:29 PM (MNhXM)
I usually turn on my heel and walk away. I don't even waste my breath.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 17, 2024 11:31 PM (qpPdw)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 11:24 PM (IG4Id)
Yikes. Accidentally, Stupidly, or Purposefully?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Doesn't matter, with all the defunding, takes a couple days to get a cop anyway.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 11:31 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: lost in space at April 17, 2024 11:25 PM (QYyD6)
Their German subsidiary was active for the war effort. I remember seeing a couple of propaganda posters about how great things will be after they win, and it had Ford trucks in it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 17, 2024 11:32 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: lost in space at April 17, 2024 11:25 PM (QYyD6)
Their German subsidiary was active for the war effort. I remember seeing a couple of propaganda posters about how great things will be after they win, and it had Ford trucks in it.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Did not know that. Damn.
Posted by: lost in space at April 17, 2024 11:33 PM (QYyD6)
Posted by: Ciampino - Didle a stonefish at April 17, 2024 11:34 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2024 11:31 PM (MNhXM)
Not Pansexual?
https://tinyurl.com/3tueu4e6
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:34 PM (ynpvh)
Utube vid, 6 songs you didn't know Jimmy Page played on.
Two of which were Donovan's "Sunshine Superman" and Joe Cocker's cover of "A Little Help From My Friends."
Also Petula Clark's "Downtown."
They were right. I didn't know that.
Well past this old man's bed time so...
Posted by: TeeJ at April 17, 2024 11:35 PM (71kwi)
Ford was a serious Hitler fan and anti-semite, but I don't recall him having any actual factories or operations in the Reich?
As for Haiti though? That place I think, is cursed beyond repair. Hundreds of years of Voodoo, Santeria and other assorted blasphemies... hell, I think even the very soil is cursed.
No easy answers for Haiti. The people there, are even less productive than Gazans, albeit without the Jew Hate driven bone deep since birth.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2024 11:35 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2024 11:36 PM (XeU6L)
Ford was a serious Hitler fan and anti-semite, but I don't recall him having any actual factories or operations in the Reich?
As for Haiti though? That place I think, is cursed beyond repair. Hundreds of years of Voodoo, Santeria and other assorted blasphemies... hell, I think even the very soil is cursed.
No easy answers for Haiti. The people there, are even less productive than Gazans, albeit without the Jew Hate driven bone deep since birth.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2024 11:35 PM (e6UQI)
Don't recall about Ford and the Nazis. IBM on the other hand...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:36 PM (ynpvh)
Plenty of gore and violence, with some sex thrown in, so it may not not appeal to some folks here, but I liked it.
Walton Goggins and Kyle MacLachlan act their butts off, and the female lead does a great job too.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 17, 2024 11:36 PM (EcuTp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 17, 2024 11:36 PM (XeU6L)
Out: Rectitude
In: Rectal Lube
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:37 PM (ynpvh)
Something about a line from Roadhouse, a corner, a nobody. Some assembly required.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 17, 2024 11:38 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 17, 2024 11:39 PM (qpPdw)
Should have.
It is the day after Easter when Hungarian young men "sprinkle" all the young women, and get hand painted eggs in return.
Posted by: Miklos, amateur anthropologist at April 17, 2024 11:39 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
Now where else have I heard - "Nothing personal, this is strictly business."?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2024 11:40 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: polynikes
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The left....they do like to make up words. Anything to leg up their perception of social standing and advance their pretentious Instagram content.
Posted by: scampydog at April 17, 2024 11:40 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Mayor of Boston at April 17, 2024 11:41 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 17, 2024 11:41 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 11:16 PM (vJiyU)
He'd have'ta talk about how Hunter was being accosted by numerous underage enemy females, and his only escape was to snort the magic white powder off their thighs...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:18 PM (ynpvh)
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Forget the magic white powder, take the magic thighs ......
Posted by: Ciampino - Diddle a stonefish at April 17, 2024 11:41 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mayor of Boston at April 17, 2024 11:41 PM (oGyF9)
Doesn't MAGA stand for Mexicans Against Gay Agendas?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino
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Magic? Seems an endless supply of tricks for Hunter.
Posted by: scampydog at April 17, 2024 11:44 PM (41CYW)
Should have.
It is the day after Easter when Hungarian young men "sprinkle" all the young women, and get hand painted eggs in return.
Posted by: Miklos, amateur anthropologist at April 17, 2024 11:39 PM (oGyF9)
Looked up pics...it doesn't look like a "sprinkle"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:18 PM (ynpvh)
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Forget the magic white powder, take the magic thighs ......
Posted by: Ciampino - Diddle
We are now make the tortillas for you, Senor.
Posted by: Hispanic Senoras with Ample Thighs at April 17, 2024 11:45 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Ciampino
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Magic? Seems an endless supply of tricks for Hunter.
Posted by: scampydog at April 17, 2024 11:44 PM (41CYW)
Tricks and Treats.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: lost in space at April 17, 2024 11:25 PM (QYyD6)
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The Ford Trimotor stole many of its design features from a nearly identical-looking German Junkers model, so there's that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2024 11:45 PM (H22GW)
It is the day after Easter when Hungarian young men "sprinkle" all the young women, and get hand painted eggs in return.
I thought the Germans did this shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 17, 2024 11:45 PM (R4t5M)
It is the day after Easter when Hungarian young men "sprinkle" all the young women, and get hand painted eggs in return.
I thought the Germans did this shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 17, 2024 11:45 PM (R4t5M)
I thought the Germans were more into scatological stuff. Maybe the Russians? Like on a bed Obama slept in?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:46 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim
In the villages, they use buckets of water.
I used a sprinkle of Rose Water.
Posted by: Big City Miklos at April 17, 2024 11:46 PM (oGyF9)
twitter.com/PhilHollowayEsq/status
/1780662908097020190
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 11:47 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2024 11:47 PM (oCjPU)
with what
Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2024 11:47 PM (oCjPU)
Sprinkles?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Hunter is all about levitating and his magic wand.
Posted by: scampydog at April 17, 2024 11:48 PM (41CYW)
https://youtu.be/kE32pvvaDT8
Posted by: lost in space at April 17, 2024 11:48 PM (QYyD6)
Posted by: scampydog at April 17, 2024 11:44 PM (41CYW)
Tricks and Treats.
Posted by: jim
More like Tricks and Teats.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 17, 2024 11:48 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 11:24 PM (IG4Id)
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Yikes. Accidentally, Stupidly, or Purposefully?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Doesn't matter, with all the defunding, takes a couple days to get a cop anyway.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 17, 2024 11:31 PM (vJiyU)
All part of the new communist normal. Have a plate a bugs, peasant.
Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2024 11:48 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: not Hunter at April 17, 2024 11:49 PM (oGyF9)
with what
Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2024 11:47 PM (oCjPU)
I like the dot things more than the sprinkles stuff on my soft-serve ice cream.
Posted by: Joe B. from Scranton at April 17, 2024 11:50 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: your Betters at April 17, 2024 11:51 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2024 11:51 PM (5h2aG)
twitter.com/PhilHollowayEsq/status
/1780662908097020190
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 17, 2024 11:47 PM (IG4Id)
Sounds like me talking to my younger child.
me: "That's it, that's the way it is. I'm not gonna discuss it any more"
him: "But Dad, It's unfair that..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:52 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxd4jr6
Posted by: lost in space
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So there's a 'Car Wash' mode ..... now does one have to use that mode every time it rains? I don't see the difference.
What about when backing it into a lake?
What happens when washed in direct sunlight and isn't a monkey's wedding similar to this?
Posted by: Ciampino - Seems like it's hydrophobic at April 17, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Anna Puma
With similar logic, grammar, and syntax.
Posted by: Miklos O'Miklos at April 17, 2024 11:53 PM (oGyF9)
https://tinyurl.com/ycxd4jr6
Posted by: lost in space
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So there's a 'Car Wash' mode ..... now does one have to use that mode every time it rains? I don't see the difference.
What about when backing it into a lake?
What happens when washed in direct sunlight and isn't a monkey's wedding similar to this?
Posted by: Ciampino - Seems like it's hydrophobic at April 17, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt)
Is there a "Scuba Mode" button?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:53 PM (ynpvh)
with what
Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2024 11:47 PM (oCjPU)
If you hafta ask...
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 17, 2024 11:53 PM (sJHOI)
In: Rectal Lube
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:37 PM (ynpvh)
The Dept. of Erectification, Anal Undersecretary.
Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2024 11:54 PM (emlEe)
twitter.com/PhilHollowayEsq/status/
1780662908097020190
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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A real judge would have reprimanded her and barred her from the court rest of the day.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2024 11:55 PM (KpLP7)
In: Rectal Lube
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:37 PM (ynpvh)
The Dept. of Erectification, Anal Undersecretary.
Posted by: RickZ at April 17, 2024 11:54 PM (emlEe)
It's a shitty job, but I'm glad someone else has to do it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:56 PM (ynpvh)
As for Haiti though? That place I think, is cursed beyond repair. Hundreds of years of Voodoo, Santeria and other assorted blasphemies... hell, I think even the very soil is cursed.
Many years ago I listened to a story on npr about how wonderful Santeria was.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2024 11:56 PM (63Dwl)
I was fine with until they said something about changing what I believe and do. Now you can go right ahead and go to jail.
Posted by: GWB at April 17, 2024 11:57 PM (1zxQh)
As for Haiti though? That place I think, is cursed beyond repair. Hundreds of years of Voodoo, Santeria and other assorted blasphemies... hell, I think even the very soil is cursed.
Many years ago I listened to a story on npr about how wonderful Santeria was.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 17, 2024 11:56 PM (63Dwl)
Well, I mean, NPR loves abortion, right? So might as well put the fetuses to good use...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2024 11:57 PM (5h2aG)
I agree. Vegetables should be seen as a meat delivery system.
Posted by: Paco at April 17, 2024 11:02 PM (njExo)
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Does The Paolo have anything to say?
Posted by: Ciampino - The heat of the meat at April 17, 2024 11:58 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 17, 2024 11:58 PM (dZVON)
me: "That's it, that's the way it is. I'm not gonna discuss it any more"
him: "But Dad, It's unfair that..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) a
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If I talked to my dad that way I would have been wall decoration on the other side of the room.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2024 11:58 PM (KpLP7)
Posted by: Sexretary Buttgig, Transported at April 17, 2024 11:58 PM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Best and brightest nowadays.
Posted by: Your Local DEI Chapter at April 17, 2024 11:59 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: Paco
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Does The Paolo have anything to say?
Posted by: Ciampino
The Paolo, how you say, he has a different understanding of what a meat thermometer is.
Posted by: The Paolo at April 18, 2024 12:00 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Paco at April 17, 2024 11:02 PM (njExo)
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Does The Paolo have anything to say?
Posted by: Ciampino
Every time I eat vegetables
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se2hSDelbHU
Posted by: Miklos Ramone at April 18, 2024 12:01 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
You could apply this principle to New Mexico's Governor, Michelle Lujan Grisham (Communist).
Posted by: lost in space at April 18, 2024 12:01 AM (QYyD6)
Posted by: Paco at April 17, 2024 11:02 PM (njExo)
Comatose patients can provide both functions, in one?
*runs serpentine*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2024 12:02 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2024 12:02 AM (KpLP7)
Posted by: The Paolo
"Bring to an internal temperature" is a Real Thing
Posted by: otherwise frigid Karen who LOVES NPR at April 18, 2024 12:03 AM (oGyF9)
Exactly. Concerts used to be promos for albums, and a ticket to a currently top band cost about as much as one album. Now the released music is mostly a promo for concert tickets. And the new stuff doesn't really sell much either by past standards which is why a new Brucie album or a remaster of a 50 year old record usually goes straight to No. 1 these days
Posted by: azjaeger at April 18, 2024 12:03 AM (3/XaG)
very tight
https://youtu.be/402k29dPivo?si=oHx2rjaJCQ7gNUMt
Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 12:04 AM (oCjPU)
Posted by: lost in space at April 17, 2024 11:13 PM (QYyD6)
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Try >65M. I started with that constant of 11M back in the day (late 90s), doubled it and added at least 2M per year.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #03 at April 18, 2024 12:05 AM (qfLjt)
Is she really a single point of failure? Or more like a dispatch office for failed ideas that she thinks need yet another go because the results will be different this time?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 18, 2024 12:05 AM (dZVON)
https://mol.im/a/13314919
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #04 at April 18, 2024 12:07 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #03
I deny your Maths and substitute my own.
Posted by: A. Mayorkas, with Henry Waxman's nose doctor at April 18, 2024 12:08 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 12:08 AM (63Dwl)
Turns out that a lot of cables being manufactured today are using wire insulation made out of biodegradable corn extracts, etc. None of those nasty oil or rubber products. Guess what; Ukrainian mice find that stuff very tasty, and are chewing the wiring harnesses to pieces.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2024 12:08 AM (S6gqv)
https://mol.im/a/13314919
Lucky Charms, they're tragically delicious.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 18, 2024 12:08 AM (dZVON)
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First pass; read that as feral.
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 12:08 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Best and brightest nowadays.
Posted by: Your Local DEI Chapter at April 17, 2024 11:59 PM (41CYW)
Remember, the DEI's just kicking in. Wait until the old, normal fuckups are compounded by new DEI all inclusive-fuckups. See Boeing as an example. Our crash and burn will be spectacular, a once in a lifetime event.
Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 12:08 AM (emlEe)
https://tinyurl.com/5t43x58e
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #05 at April 18, 2024 12:09 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13314919
Posted by: Ciampino
Grain alcohol and distilled rain water.
Posted by: Maj. Gen. Jack "Miklos" Ripper at April 18, 2024 12:09 AM (oGyF9)
https://mol.im/a/13319615
Posted by: Ciampino - she deserved beating? at April 18, 2024 12:10 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
It'll be fine
Posted by: McKensie Consultants at April 18, 2024 12:11 AM (oGyF9)
I guess I'm a cannibal! I sure love to eat my boyfriends! Also random strangers and bus station restrooms. And corpse's is at the funeral home. And random, occasionally dead farm animals.
Posted by: Paul's Tijuana Drag Sow at April 18, 2024 12:12 AM (j90u0)
Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 12:08 AM (emlEe)
The Global American Empire looks at the Roman Empire and says, "Hold my beer and watch this!"
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 18, 2024 12:12 AM (EcuTp)
Arranging society around its most fragile members is infuriating.
Posted by: Special Needs Nation at April 18, 2024 12:12 AM (vdwFl)
https://youtu.be/402k29dPivo?si=oHx2rjaJCQ7gNUMt
What a raw and loose performance; it felt like they were pushing the tempo and that slide into the chorus, oh my. That is by definition is what is Rock and Roll.
Posted by: lost in space at April 18, 2024 12:13 AM (QYyD6)
They beat the French.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 17, 2024 11:57 PM (5h2aG)
===
*golfclap*
I love when the French get their balls busted.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2024 12:13 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #05 at April 18, 2024 12:14 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JML at April 18, 2024 12:15 AM (Kn41q)
I guess I'm a cannibal! I sure love to eat my boyfriends! Also random strangers and bus station restrooms. And corpse's is at the funeral home. And random, occasionally dead farm animals.
Posted by: Paul's Tijuana Drag Sow
That's gross.
Posted by: Chupacabra at April 18, 2024 12:16 AM (pLaQB)
https://mol.im/a/13314335
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #06 at April 18, 2024 12:16 AM (qfLjt)
Topical:
https://tinyurl.com/4r2j4puc
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2024 12:16 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 12:17 AM (njExo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
"MERDE!"
-Gen. Cambronne
Posted by: Miklos lived nest to Cambronne Street in Nawlins at April 18, 2024 12:17 AM (oGyF9)
Is she really a single point of failure? Or more like a dispatch office for failed ideas that she thinks need yet another go because the results will be different this time?
Posted by: Blanco Basura
The whole state government is foobar with marxist/communists but she earns the single point of failure because she is a f'ing dictator. Ask me about having to stand outside during Covid for hours to buy groceries because she only allowed a few people in the store at a time. Or more recently when she attempted to wholesale nullify the 2nd amendment.
Posted by: lost in space at April 18, 2024 12:17 AM (QYyD6)
Posted by: mikeski at April 17, 2024 10:52 PM (DgGvY)
If you have to put the vehicle in "car wash mode" to take it through the car wash, maybe they didn't build it right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 12:19 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Paco
Tire irons might help.
I got a connection.
Posted by: Sleepless Miklos at April 18, 2024 12:19 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: RickZ
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You're not wrong. It is metastasizing. Had a young female attorney introduce herself (and her pronouns) in a meeting recently.
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 12:21 AM (41CYW)
I got a connection. - Sleepless Miklos
Ah, yes. We mustn't forget the efficacy of Plan B.
Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 12:22 AM (njExo)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 17, 2024 11:15 PM (qpPdw)
You know we all love you here!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 12:23 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 12:25 AM (41CYW)
JOE BIDEN enters the facility, his Secret Service entourage spreading out around and behind him, tensed and ready for action.
BIDEN approaches the front desk, where Dr. CHILTON, director of the facility, waits to greet him.
BIDEN stumbles. but manages to turn his full-tilt fall into a grasp of the counter, which supports him for a second.
CHILTON: Mr. President, it's a pleasure to see you, and, a bit of a surprise.
BIDEN: Chocolate.
CHILTON: Chocolate?
BIDEN: Look, fat, chocolate chocolate chip. Everybody knows ir's my favorite t-t-t-tre-tre-desser- you know, the thing.
CHILTON: I don't understandm sir. I thought you needed an emergency meeting with one of our long-term inmates, Dr. Hannibal Lector.
BIDEN: (awakening suddenly) This doesn't look like Delaware. Seeker Servants, this is the wrong place.
USSS Agent 1: Mr. President, we're here to meet with this Dr. Hannibal "the Cannibal" Lector. To help you in finding your Uncle Finnegan. From the War, sir.
1/
Posted by: John Drake at April 18, 2024 12:25 AM (WqOsh)
She needs to find another job. It's not right that a large group of people are held beholden to one person's supposed needs.
My question is, has she had a life-threatening incident traced positively to whatever chemical it is? Or is it like the majority of so-called peanut-averse and gluten-averse individuals, where it's a sham and done to be different and the source of attention?
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #07 at April 18, 2024 12:25 AM (qfLjt)
https://www.britannica.com/
topic/Essex-whaling-ship
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2024 12:26 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 18, 2024 12:26 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 17, 2024 11:15 PM (qpPdw)
You know we all love you here!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Enemies of LadyL should not taunt Happy Fun Miklosball.
Posted by: Miklos, who has been met by LadyL at April 18, 2024 12:27 AM (oGyF9)
American teenager is sentenced to 50 years in jail for raping a toddler after he was groomed online by predatory British pedophile 4,500miles away who has also been sentenced to 18 years after social media company tipped off police
https://mol.im/a/13318217
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #08 at April 18, 2024 12:27 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: lost in space at April 18, 2024 12:17 AM (QYyD6)
Shit! I thought that was just a Randy Andy NY tyranny. I remember having to be IN-LINE outside the store, fully masked and 6 feet apart, at 6:30 a.m. to hopefully get inside by being in or close to the first batch of 10 customers at 7 -- and they counted. After that, one came out, one could go in. (One store even required friggin' gloves to go inside.)
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 12:27 AM (emlEe)
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Could have been worse, the student might have said 'Illegal alien'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2024 12:27 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: One of the best books I've ever read at April 18, 2024 12:28 AM (vdwFl)
The farm equipment used to plant, grow, and harvest corn is not "carbon neutral."
Posted by: lost in space at April 18, 2024 12:29 AM (QYyD6)
Would be curious to see the family portrait, which would no doubt make the Munsters look wholesome.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 12:29 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 17, 2024 11:32 PM (0eaVi)
If Ford had a factory in Germany pre-WWII, the Reich would have taken it over and run it, one way or the other. Most of the German trucks were the Opel "Blitz" trucks. Ford also built Model AA trucks in Russia, which were sadly outdated by 1939. Which is why the 160,000 Studebaker US6 trucks sent to Russia were so much appreciated by Joe Stalin.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 12:31 AM (tkR6S)
Would be curious to see the family portrait, which would no doubt make the Munsters look wholesome.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Lets not be too hasty here
Posted by: Mittens Rombly and People of his Faith at April 18, 2024 12:33 AM (oGyF9)
https://youtu.be/Am1yuVzX9U0
Posted by: lost in space at April 18, 2024 12:34 AM (QYyD6)
Posted by: One of the best
I am basically uninsultable.
Normal people, I suspect, are the same.
Posted by: Miklos can, however, cuss in seven(7) languages at April 18, 2024 12:36 AM (oGyF9)
Topical:
https://tinyurl.com/4r2j4puc
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2024 12:16 AM (S6gqv)
***
Lucky Charms should be stacked in a field of okra and then burned down to ash.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2024 12:37 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 12:25 AM (41CYW)
I am most of the way there. Had to make mods to the postwar slide in order for it to accept the WWII-era internal parts. I don't want to modify any OG parts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 12:38 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
To the Albertan Gulag!
Posted by: Uncle Joe Stalin-Biden at April 18, 2024 12:38 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 12:21 AM (41CYW)
That's pretty frightening, actually.
Like that DA from Fani Willis' office yelling at the judge. Or our cities degrading into turd world shitholes. Our society is falling apart right before our very eyes. And 'they' tell us those eyes lie, H8er.
Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 12:39 AM (emlEe)
Leeks, Shallots, Green Onion, and etc.
But, the more it's cooked down to a near-liquid state, the less it bothers me.
RAW onion is like biting into a Live, 9v battery. Instant chemical shock reaction. So... I don't.
That said? I can cut and dice onion all day. Sautee it and serve it as well as you please. And never shed a tear.
Garlic doesn't seem to bother me.
And in soups? I'll mince a tablespoon of onion to be SO fine, that the ball of a ballpoint pen is a BOULDER in comparison. But, the soup needs the flavor. MY way, reduces that onion to LIQUID (total breakdown of the cellulose walls) in about six hours of simmering.
I don't wanna hear about that teacher's "allergies".
She's allergic to corn? The parents need to claim being allergic to STUPID, thus forcing her to leave their kid's classroom.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2024 12:39 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: lost in space at April 18, 2024 12:40 AM (QYyD6)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 17, 2024 11:15 PM (qpPdw)
When it gets personal, they have no facts.
Ignore it.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2024 12:40 AM (W/lyH)
Would be curious to see the family portrait, which would no doubt make the Munsters look wholesome.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Probably not nearly as photogenic as the Manson Family.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 18, 2024 12:41 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Diogenes
Doritos are vey good fire starters.
Not sure about Lucky Charms, but the marshmallow bits are probably a petroleum byproduct.
Or maybe rapeseed, which is itself Problematic.
Posted by: Miklos, looking for the Moral High Ground at April 18, 2024 12:42 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #07 at April 18, 2024 12:25 AM (qfLjt)
Good question! If she does have a life-threatening allergy to anything she needs to keep an Epi-Pen close at hand at all times. Because it is simply not possible to guarantee that her environment can be kept 100% free of the so-called allergen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 12:42 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: polynikes at April 17, 2024 11:31 PM (MNhXM)
Heteroflexible = limp dick
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 12:42 AM (w6EFb)
CHILTON: Lecter, sir.
BIDEN: You're a dog-faced pony soldier!
CHILTON: I...I...what?
BIDEN: Take me to the holding cell thing, in this prion. The Surgeon General keeps asking me about prions and lead paint and getting dropped on my head as a child, then on a regular basis until I went off to college in Burisma. Malarkey!
CHILTON (resigned and puzzled) leads BIDEN and the White House Detail deep into the forboding bowels of the prison, Soon, they come to a single cell, where a man stands perfectly still facing them with a curious, sinister expression.
Dr. HANNIBAL LECTOR Ah, I do declare, the Chief Executive of these United States. How do you do?
BIDEN: Cofeve, you can know when we found Beau in the wreckage of the Klingon warship I really felt what it was like to lose your son in a senseless endeavor launched by my opponent and Gene Rod and Berry. Never Again! Lo chaim! He passes out, emitting deep snores.
LECTOR: You elected this man, and I'm the menace to society? What does he want?
USSS1: Sir, he wants your insight over how to resolve the question of his uncle's death. His craft was downed by the Japanese in WWII. 2/
Posted by: John Drake at April 18, 2024 12:43 AM (WqOsh)
911 outage hit Las Vegas as well, I'm reading. It effected only land lines, they said, cell was working.
Posted by: Bing Crosby and Andrews Sisters. at April 18, 2024 12:43 AM (w6EFb)
Would be curious to see the family portrait, which would no doubt make the Munsters look wholesome.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
The Munsters WERE wholesome. It was written by the same two guys who created Leave It To Beaver.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 12:43 AM (63Dwl)
Maybe..If JFK (NRA Member) come back now he'd be angry. Then go slap Hubert Humphrey.
Posted by: MR. KIM at April 18, 2024 12:45 AM (paWUw)
Posted by: RickZ
NOTE
Judge McAfee donated to Fanni Willis' campaign.
Impartial as Pete Butttgig's ass.
Posted by: Miklos, just noting at April 18, 2024 12:45 AM (oGyF9)
I hope the jalapeno Cheetos are OK.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 12:45 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 12:46 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 12:25 AM (41CYW)
I am most of the way there. Had to make mods to the postwar slide in order for it to accept the WWII-era internal parts. I don't want to modify any OG parts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 12:38 AM (tkR6S)
For a second there, I thought AOP had a frenzy of sharks he was updating….
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 18, 2024 12:47 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: lost in space at April 18, 2024 12:40 AM (QYyD6)
A sure sign is having to be reminded to refill one's weekly pill caddy so one doesn't forget to take one's medications every day.
Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 12:48 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: lost in space at April 18, 2024 12:40 AM (QYyD6)
Well, I don't write it on the calendar, but I try to get the trash out on Thursdays in case I forget on Friday.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 12:48 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 12:39 AM (emlEe)
All thanks to Democrats.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 12:50 AM (w6EFb)
I hope the jalapeno Cheetos are OK.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Again
Grain alcohol and distilled rainwater.
Posted by: Miklos, fishing for an invite at April 18, 2024 12:50 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 17, 2024 11:15 PM (qpPdw)
I thought you were undercover up there, hon.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 12:51 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 12:51 AM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 12:31 AM (tkR6S)
Sure, but they were still badged Ford in the posters. Any belligerent country still had to pay royalties, but they suspended payments until the end of hostilities. And the losers got nothing.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 18, 2024 12:52 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 12:48 AM (w6EFb)
Just put my trash can out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 12:52 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: lost in space at April 18, 2024 12:40 AM (QYyD6)
Maybe...make sure you have 4 hour to work at something in afternoon so you not open Hazy IPA at 2pm.
Posted by: MR. KIM at April 18, 2024 12:52 AM (paWUw)
Posted by: RickZ
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The younger scampy thought the pill caddy silly. The 29 year old scampy sees that I am consistently finding ways to outdummy myself.
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 12:53 AM (41CYW)
/s
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2024 12:53 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
She needs to use those tennis skills, but with an "fer pour pneu" comme le Francais.
Posted by: Miklos, almost thinking at April 18, 2024 12:54 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 18, 2024 12:52 AM (0eaVi)
The Nazis were master at propaganda. They must have figured that putting Ford badges on trucks in their posters would provoke dissent in the ranks of the enemy. Point is, Henry could do nothing about it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 12:55 AM (tkR6S)
Find out tomorrow.
Posted by: Lazy, lazy Miklos at April 18, 2024 12:57 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 12:53 AM (41CYW)
I am a fairly recent convert to the conveniences of the pill caddy.
(munches Wed. evening pill)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 12:57 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Cool. As Jim SND mentioned, would love to see some pics of it the gub thread.
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 12:58 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 12:58 AM (41CYW)
Have taken a few pics.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 12:59 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 12:53 AM (41CYW)
I am a fairly recent convert to the conveniences of the pill caddy.
(munches Wed. evening pill)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Been a convert for years. Of course I didn't take my pills today.
Posted by: lost in space at April 18, 2024 12:59 AM (QYyD6)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 12:50 AM (w6EFb)
With all due respect, that's not fair. The people we face today are DINOs, Democrats In Name Only. What we are facing are commies/tyrants hell-bent on world domination like no fictional supervillain ever was. And there are far too many of us so a lot simply have to go . . . poof. Laken Rily is the new normal.
Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 01:00 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: lost in space
A sure sign is having to be reminded to refill one's weekly pill caddy so one doesn't forget to take one's medications every day.
Posted by: RickZ
You two are looking in my windows, aren't ya?
Oh, and trash day is tomorrow. It's all ready to go out to the curb.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 18, 2024 01:00 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 12:53 AM (41CYW)
Thanks for the laugh!
Posted by: RickZ at April 18, 2024 01:02 AM (emlEe)
USSS1: It's clear the craft went down at sea, killing his uncle, who was on board at the time. But the President has lately been claiming that his uncle Finnegan was a victim of New Guinea cannibals.
LECTOR: But the Fore tribe there only engage in a ritual form of cannibalism following the death of a respectable elder. This Finnegan, even if he died in the sea, would be a very unlikely source of consumption.
USSS1: Exactly, Dr. Lector, but the President has been challenged on his veracity, and he decided he would undertake a fact-finding mission to verify the signiganzaflippityauthent
izzzzzzyuknowman, the thing. C'mon, C'mon.
LECTOR:: And that means something to you?
USSS1: Something.....yeah, I guess, it's kind of like how dentists learn to decipher what their patients are saying with a mouth full of novicaine and dental tools. The rest of it is kind of hit-and-miss, like the lyrics to the Pete and Pete tv show from the Nineties.
LECTOR: And I'm to guide him on his cannibal quest. What consideration will I receive for my cooperation?
USS1: Well, there's a new opening iin the Administration for a director in charge of nuclear security/waste. 3/
Posted by: John Drake at April 18, 2024 01:03 AM (WqOsh)
Posted by: RickZ
When I moved from the Peoples Socialist Republic of Hungary to the USA, I could not have imagined what I see today.
Buy land, grow your own food, I can help butcher a hog.
Posted by: Miklos is not really all that lazy at April 18, 2024 01:05 AM (oGyF9)
Get a friend (or two) who have amputated arms. Give them suitable (and convincing) prosthetic replacements.
Have them infiltrate the protest, and glue themselves (via their fake arms) down.
Have a crazy, yelling person with an axe or chainsaw rush in and 'chop' off the fake arms. Hint: Lots of fake blood spurting out really sells it. Watch as the remaining protestors freak out and try to escape (you WANT them to leave.)
p.s. It helps if the cops are on your side on this
Posted by: As not seen on TV at April 18, 2024 01:06 AM (N8EqO)
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at April 18, 2024 01:06 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miklos
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This is about me?
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell
No
Posted by: Miklos is not really all that lazy at April 18, 2024 01:08 AM (oGyF9)
Does anybody have any experience here?
Posted by: lost in space at April 18, 2024 01:09 AM (QYyD6)
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #09 at April 18, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miklos
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This is about me?
Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at April 18, 2024 01:06 AM (41CYW)
He'd better not be talking about me.
Posted by: Ima Hogg, First Lady of Texas at April 18, 2024 01:09 AM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Miley
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Putting it out the night before is like yelling 'Come and get it!' to the bears around here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2024 01:12 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: As not seen on TV at April 18, 2024 01:06 AM (N8EqO)
Heh. Love it! Suggested variant: infiltrate mob, glue down giant realistic flesh-colored dildo. Two guys drag you off, screaming, as fake blood spurts out of crotchular area.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 01:12 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Animal Farm at April 18, 2024 01:12 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 01:13 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I'll be right over.
Posted by: Sam Brinton at April 18, 2024 01:13 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Ima Hogg, First Lady of Texas
My sister always had a sense of humor.
Posted by: Ura Hogg at April 18, 2024 01:14 AM (oGyF9)
USS1: In a heartbeat! You oughta see the guy you're replacing. Shoplifter, transgender puppy-play enthusiast, mayor and founding resident of Freek Central, future model for the bad decisions fashion brand.
BIDEN, awake, is now lumbering through the corridor, greeting various people that only he sees, and continually bumping into walls seeking a door
LECTOR (with a sigh) This is what America has become? I actually think I might be of more service to the nation if I.....
BIDEN (standing still, sniffs the air intently) There was a young woman here. A young woman with fragrant hair, and an appealingly young freshness about her. (rushes to LECTOR's cell, grabs bars and begins banging them0 Where is she? The scent, it speaks to my malarkey and shenanigan bits. I've got to find her and sniff the sweet perfume of her locks, the fresh nectar of her underage skin. Where is she? Where is she? 4/
Posted by: John Drake at April 18, 2024 01:15 AM (WqOsh)
https://tinyurl.com/5cujmaka
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #09 at April 18, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
I would be remiss if I failed to point out that up until Hitler invaded the Soviet Union, he was the darling of Leftists all over North America, who viewed him as a successful Socialist.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 01:16 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I'll be right over.
Posted by: Sam Brinton
Moar research is clearly required.
Posted by: Trans-Miklos, asprring rapper and grant funding proposer at April 18, 2024 01:17 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Zombie Josef Stalin at April 18, 2024 01:18 AM (q0ssf)
Posted by: Zombie Josef Stalin
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Just woke the dog up laughing at that one.
Posted by: Sam Brinton at April 18, 2024 01:19 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The entire Left\Right dishonest vocabulary was created when the servants of the Union of Soviet SOCIALIST Republics were at war with the German National SOCIALIST Workers' Party had to quickly explain Good Socialists vs Bad Socialists in June of 1941.
Posted by: Miklos at April 18, 2024 01:23 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I concur. By no measurement a history nor Hitler buff but in today's terms he was well liked in circles and was as the youth says nowadays, that "it" girl. All the lefties wanted to be in his orbit.
Posted by: Sam Brinton at April 18, 2024 01:24 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 01:24 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 01:26 AM (w6EFb)
Does anybody have any experience here?
Posted by: lost in space
The back says to avoid booze. Also, I tried that crap once when I had a cold. One of the worst nights I've had in years.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 01:27 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Miley
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Best I add the off sock to the pill caddy.
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 01:27 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 01:28 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
I am taking that as a yes to the scotch.
Posted by: lost in space at April 18, 2024 01:28 AM (QYyD6)
Posted by: scampydog
If you fly, don't check luggage, you sexy thing.
Posted by: the REAL Sam Brinton (although I like "Graciela" now" at April 18, 2024 01:28 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 01:29 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 18, 2024 01:30 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: the REAL Miklos, somewhat pissed abou LadyL situmations at April 18, 2024 01:32 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Slain a BLACK spider? That's racist.
Joking aside, those little demons give me the heebee jeebee's too. Congrats on the slaying.
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 01:33 AM (41CYW)
(turns to USS1) Is that ... agreeable?
USS1: Oh, Hell yes! When you return, the DNC might want to give you consideration for 2024.
LECTOR: Hannibal Lector 2024 - his bark is not nearly as a bad as his bite. (A beatific smile spreads over LECTOR's face as menacing music rises in the background. LECTOR turns to his cell's bookcase and selects a well-thumbed volume of the art of cuisiine.
LECTOR: (humming "Hail To The Chief") This fellow CBD makes much of sous vide. Haven't tried that as much with a demented Irish-American, but there's a first time for everything.
LECTOR's humming and the menacing background theme rise to a curiousoy positive whole 5/fin
Posted by: John Drake at April 18, 2024 01:34 AM (WqOsh)
"Everyone is so deeply in love with each other, whether or not it's romantic love."
I call bullshit.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 01:35 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
eat the spider
EAT IT
What does not kill you makes you stronger.
Or so they (actually just me) say.
Posted by: Friedrich Nietzsche at April 18, 2024 01:35 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: John Drake at April 18, 2024 01:34 AM (WqOsh)
LOL at the whole drama! Well done.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 01:36 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 18, 2024 01:30 AM (Sgq8y)
Start with the spider guts on the floor.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 01:38 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 18, 2024 01:30 AM (Sgq8y)
Does this not call for dancing the Tarantella?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 01:38 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: the REAL Miklos, somewhat pissed abou LadyL situmations at April 18, 2024 01:32 AM (oGyF9)
I just wear my flipflops.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 01:38 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 01:40 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: The Okra with prickly spines at April 18, 2024 01:40 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Comfy Slippers at April 18, 2024 01:40 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miley
Now see?
White Duchess Privilidge
Posted by: Oppressed Opressor Miklos at April 18, 2024 01:41 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: lost in space at April 18, 2024 01:43 AM (QYyD6)
https://youtu.be/KcZn05qxVgg
Posted by: lost in space
the Paolo just called, and said NO
Posted by: Miklosm at the Best Western Karaoke bar at April 18, 2024 01:45 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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It all starts with the dancing. It's a tangled web.
Posted by: Says Charlotte at April 18, 2024 01:46 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Comfy Slippers
It took a while, but it worked.
Eliza! Where are my slippers?
Posted by: Professor Henry Higgins at April 18, 2024 01:47 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: The Okra with prickly spines at April 18, 2024 01:40 AM (oGyF9)
I don't fear you OR the fire ants.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 01:50 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Professor Henry Higgins
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Ah yes, one of my favorites. GBS. A curious study of a human George Bernard Shaw was. Favorite George quote: People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them.
Posted by: Says Charlotte at April 18, 2024 01:51 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 01:51 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Oppressed Opressor Miklos at April 18, 2024 01:41 AM (oGyF9)
I can be imperious.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 01:51 AM (w6EFb)
You know, my son Beau killed and ate several cannibals after he crash landed in Greenland during the Korean war. Gave him terrible heartburn, had to go on the purple pill after that. Made his overies swell up too. The malaria, you know. Trump thinks you're all homos...
Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at April 18, 2024 01:53 AM (j90u0)
Other gear trains, you might find some Spider Gears.
They're... differential.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2024 01:53 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: The Oppression Pyramid at April 18, 2024 01:54 AM (w6EFb)
They're... differential.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2024 01:53 AM (e6UQI)
It's the worm gears you really have watch out for.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 01:55 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 01:55 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 18, 2024 01:57 AM (Sgq8y)
God, the kitchen smelled so good when that chicken was simmering. Onion, celery, garlic, rosemary and thyme. Mmmm.
Posted by: The Oppression Pyramid at April 18, 2024 01:59 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
*traditional Austro-Hungarian Handkuss (kezi csok in
Hungarian)*
https://tinyurl.com/bde3yv8m
Posted by: Mikilos all az on rendelkezesere at April 18, 2024 01:59 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 01:59 AM (w6EFb)
Combining these drugs with ethanol destroys the liver. People abusing prescription opioids often die this way since the pills are combos with oxycodone and acetaminophen. So the authorities will say "opioid death" but it was the other drug added to prevent overdosing for pleasure.
"We don't want you to have a lot of pleasure by taking several pills at once so we are going to poison them such that if you do take too many then you DIE of liver failure." -- A very Puritanical approach I think.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #10 at April 18, 2024 02:00 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: The Oppression Pyramid
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Yessir. Posted on my home and work office walls. Confused looks by readers and a poker face by... well me.
Always amusing. Except when the sociopaths start with the twitchy knee thing.
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 02:00 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 18, 2024 01:57 AM (Sgq8y)
Thanks for the heads up - it was in the spam folder. Recipe incoming, dahlin'!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 02:02 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 02:03 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 02:04 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 02:05 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Some People have a Failure to Communicate
No point, just drive up there, need to borrow or rent a Jeep for the last 100 yards, though.
Posted by: Miklos needs a road trip at April 18, 2024 02:06 AM (oGyF9)
I'm ready to be surprised by something new!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2024 02:07 AM (e6UQI)
What every well-brought-up Hungarian needs to know.
I approve.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 02:08 AM (w6EFb)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
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As a bit of a math nerd the power to opposing wheels has always been a curiosity. Mostly due to available technology when developed. I've not studied it but it is on my list to see how they solved that puzzle.
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 02:10 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miklos needs a road trip at April 18, 2024 02:06 AM (oGyF9)
You'll be happy to know that the drive is going to be taken care of, hopefully some time soon. Publius' mama can be imperious without being imperious. That's a real Southern lady trick.
I haven't learned it.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 02:10 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ladyl
Ladyl - May you be Blessed with Love and Serenity.
Posted by: Adriane the Critic . . . at April 18, 2024 02:11 AM (4Winp)
I'm ready to be surprised by something new!
Jim
Tork. Peter Tork. Think about that. And speed. And Wheels!
Posted by: Kamala at April 18, 2024 02:11 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 02:12 AM (w6EFb)
Now she's "Naomi Wolf: New Testament Scholar (TM)"!!!
For the record, I told you she was unreliable. Just because she recently made some statements that we agree with doesn't mean she's one of us. If anything, having her as an "ally" makes it easier for our opponents to dismiss us.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 18, 2024 02:13 AM (BHrzb)
I haven't learned it.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
My own Old Mama just complains, cusses, and criticizes.
While issuing orders to non-existing divisions.
Posted by: Miklos is living a real-life movie at April 18, 2024 02:14 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
I have some of the Swedish "stuff".
Will send if requested.
Posted by: Miklos doing fishy bidnis at April 18, 2024 02:16 AM (oGyF9)
Naomi is not a punctuation mark on Ms. Claire's stellar work.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2024 02:16 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 02:18 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
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This might be the hook for the next Taylor Swift hit. Yo Momma.
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 02:22 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
I don't take it personally.
She is mean and unpleasant with everybody.
Doctors, nurses, family, it is now Her Style.
If I live to 85, I hope to be more pleasant.
Posted by: Miklos doing his best at April 18, 2024 02:25 AM (oGyF9)
Her next hit will have the hook: "Kelce Ain't So Swift", or something to that effect.
Alternate?
"Kelce is so WHIPPED!"
Either, works.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 18, 2024 02:26 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Miklos with Devo flower pot on head at April 18, 2024 02:28 AM (oGyF9)
If I live to 85, I hope to be more pleasant.
Posted by: Miklos
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Yesterday, I heard an 88 year-old guy make the most cutting remark that I have ever heard, to his 65 year-old son.
'Your mother was a Democrat'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2024 02:35 AM (XeU6L)
Alternate?
"Kelce is so WHIPPED!"
Either, works.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
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I poke around the 'popular web stuff' to stay up to speed for chatter with the scampy children. Just don't understand all the draw/articles/wobble/quiver about these two or any of the celebs. They walk on pavement. Celebs have never in my lifetime (29 yrs) been more annoying. It's an ongoing Peyton Place event. Which makes a mind wander to Lana Turner. Because Lana Turner.
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 02:35 AM (41CYW)
https://tinyurl.com/mr3eaawk
(X.com)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 18, 2024 02:36 AM (XTtv8)
'Your mother was a Democrat'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
The Wisdom of the Mountain People.
Posted by: Lowlander Miklos, abiding on the banks of the Saluda at April 18, 2024 02:37 AM (oGyF9)
'Your mother was a Democrat'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
The Wisdom of the Mountain People.
Posted by: Lowlander Miklos
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Indeed, Madison County.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2024 02:38 AM (XeU6L)
'Your mother was a Democrat'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Funniest old timer one in my orbit. Silver haired and sharp tongued son-of-a-bitch cut me off for a parking space at the supermarket. Flew me the bird and said, "Fuck you Curly." I'm not bald and the hair I have left is straight. Laughed off and on for days about that one.
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 02:39 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: scampydog
Ava Gardner (fellow Carolinian)>>>Lana Turner.
Ladies
FiGHT ME In mud, Jell-o or Baby oil.
I'm man enough
Posted by: Lowlander Miklos, abiding on the banks of the Saluda at April 18, 2024 02:43 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 18, 2024 02:43 AM (XTtv8)
I'm man enough
Posted by: Lowlander Miklos
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Nope. Your, good sir are correct. However, if I were to kick either outta bed for eating crackers I'd join them on the floor.
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 02:44 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2024 02:35 AM (XeU6L)
OMG, she voted for JFK!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 02:44 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Actually, Old Mama attended Brevard Kollidge.
Still own an unbuilt lot at Connestee Falls.
Posted by: Lowlander Miklos, the Dude abides at April 18, 2024 02:46 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 02:47 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 02:47 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 18, 2024 02:48 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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DDS FTW.
Posted by: scampydog at April 18, 2024 02:49 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Miklos now looks for the bagpipes and calls the Clans at April 18, 2024 02:52 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Miklos McMiklos, of the Auld and Ancient Clan McMiklos at April 18, 2024 02:57 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 18, 2024 03:01 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 03:03 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 03:11 AM (w6EFb)
Well, we are day drinking on the beach. Can't get showered and dressed up too soon and we'll just sweat everything out. Makeup artist is cleaning up the bridesmaids. Photo video crew has got a drone up, photographing the beach setup. The singer who is damn good is warming up and working the crowd. 90% of this island, at least the east side, out in the Philippines Sea is here. A substantial portion of the Ilocano region of the Northern Philippines as well. Somehow are simple renewal of vows on the beach with family has turned into the wedding event of the season anywhere north of Manila. Every boy on the island hates my wife because every girl on the island was over here this morning doing all the decorating and by the gleam in their eyes,
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at April 18, 2024 03:11 AM (j90u0)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Oddly enough, (and odd to me) I am considered the McCulloch of the McCullochs.
None of my older cousins want to deal with this, because it is a kind of nonsense.
The people in Scotland either emigrated or died out.
I feel like Jed Clampett offered a visit to Castle Clampett.
Posted by: Miklos heeeds Haversham, well Howdy haversham to you at April 18, 2024 03:11 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Miley is a Pennsylvicanian?
Who could have guessed?
Posted by: Miklos has an ear for accents at April 18, 2024 03:14 AM (oGyF9)
I had a really really s***** life, at least the adult portion 95% entirely my own fault, and tell I broke down cried like a baby and repented and of all places a rural Swiss church. Two weeks later I met the woman who became my wife and my life, well, I don't even have the words to express the gifts that God gave me and helping me to not be such a shitball and giving me the opportunity to meet this woman. God didn't give her to me God gave me the opportunity to meet her and win her heart. For whatever reason, she chose me. My life has never been the same and I am forever blessed.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at April 18, 2024 03:14 AM (j90u0)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot
Be a shame if anything ruins your party.
Posted by: Mount Pinatubo at April 18, 2024 03:16 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 18, 2024 03:17 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot
Be a shame if anything ruins your party.
Posted by: Mount Pinatubo
Jerk.
Posted by: Clark AB at April 18, 2024 03:24 AM (pLaQB)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Good pimps are few and far between.
Posted by: Miklos, working this side of the street, baby at April 18, 2024 03:25 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Mount Pinatubo
Jerk.
Posted by: Clark AB
Mount Pinatubo was informally called "Todd"
Posted by: Miklos, who ruins less than everything at April 18, 2024 03:28 AM (oGyF9)
Miklos, you should check out the Sugarfoot episode "McBrewster the Bold." It is VERY silly.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 18, 2024 03:30 AM (LLJRz)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe
Thank you, but I have not watched TV in decades.
See no reason to, unless there's a ball game on.
Posted by: Miklos, who reads at or above grade level at April 18, 2024 03:33 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 03:39 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Kind but strict Aunt Miklos at April 18, 2024 03:42 AM (oGyF9)
Ah, but Sugarfoot hasn't been on TV in decades. Season 4 ended abruptly in '61.
Seriously, it's a funny story. Tom Brewster has just been appointed city marshal of a rough mining town when three Scotsmen turn up to inform him that he's the new chieftain of Clan McBrewster. Chaos Ensues.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 18, 2024 03:44 AM (LLJRz)
top 20 tweets posts tonight-katherine
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 03:46 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Miklos will enjoy upon horizontality at April 18, 2024 03:46 AM (oGyF9)
A little of both--not sure which applies to Tom being followed around town by a piper.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 18, 2024 03:51 AM (LLJRz)
The vehicle "Miklos-1" is expected to achieve full horizontality flawlessly. Again.
We do this every day.
We salute the entire team that makes this happen.
Posted by: Team Miklos X at April 18, 2024 03:55 AM (oGyF9)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 18, 2024 03:59 AM (LLJRz)
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 04:00 AM (fwDg9)
Joe has been making things up, to feed the more gullible and wishful thinking among us, for his entire, grifting adult life. This fable about his uncle, even the part where he calls the unfortunate relative by a name that Biden never knew until yesterday, when his handlers wrote that script for him, is one more fabrication in the story line of a very pathetic and intellectually challenged mediocrity.
Posted by: B Dubya at April 18, 2024 07:03 AM (AjEcy)
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