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Fuzzy Tide Cafe

bamburgcastle.jpg
Stormy skies over Bamburg Castle
by @jimscottphoto
Another pic here


I don't know why she's doing this but I don't want to hear any of you criticizing my girl.

Why don't we see female-to-"male" transgenders dominating men's sports? It's a mystery.

On the other hand -- I immediately thought she looked like she might be good at ball-handling.

If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying.

Brave face.

A racoon treats farm equipment like it was an amusement park.

Golden hour.

Hide and seek with cats.

Allergies, man!

A short rescue story.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:47 PM




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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2024 07:47 PM (fwDg9)

2 Cafe

Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2024 07:47 PM (0iMRW)

3 Yea Cafe!

Thank you Ace!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 15, 2024 07:48 PM (ZAe34)

4 Needs sea otters.

Seriously.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2024 07:48 PM (/juIx)

5 ace, your gal has some oddly thick thighs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2024 07:50 PM (di6C2)

6 She is a hottie so warming her up would be fun

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2024 07:50 PM (fwDg9)

7 I like the top photo- it's moody and contemplative

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 07:50 PM (oCjPU)

8 Like those helmets are really going to help when they fall off the cliff stairs.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2024 07:51 PM (0iMRW)

9
*flat, blaring nerd voice*

Hi, guys!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2024 07:51 PM (MoZTd)

10 I'll bet the dog being hugged by the cat left again after remembering why he left in the first place.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2024 07:52 PM (CsUN+)

11 I see nothing wrong with her, except her choice of baths, a nice palm tree beach would be nicer

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2024 07:52 PM (fwDg9)

12 The Yak Proliferation Society bids you all a good evening.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2024 07:54 PM (D5TFg)

13 The "If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying" link should go to Univ of Michigan football highlights

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2024 07:54 PM (8AONa)

14 That back pack stealing video reminds me of an incident that happened to me when I was in Infantry training back in the day. We were on an ambush exercise and I was on the ambushing team. I had a PRC77 radio strapped on my back with the big whip antenna on it. Me and the team leader got up to run and about half way through the trees I was knocked flat on my back. That antenna caught on a tree branch and kicked my a$$.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 15, 2024 07:54 PM (QNSds)

15 You know why you never see an old tiger sneeze in the wild? Cause nature doesn't give a shit and they are all killed.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 15, 2024 07:55 PM (Z8Yh2)

16 5 ace, your gal has some oddly thick thighs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2024 07:50 PM (di6C2)

Thick Thighs Save Lives ...

It is known.

Posted by: browndog appreciates thiccc at April 15, 2024 07:55 PM (TTAGa)

17 Hi Hadrian, said in a nasal, twangy falsetto.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2024 07:55 PM (D5TFg)

18 I don't know why she's doing this but I don't want to hear any of you criticizing my girl.

I ain't gonna criticize her.

She's got an axe.

Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2024 07:56 PM (DgGvY)

19 13 The "If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying" link should go to Univ of Michigan football highlights
Posted by: 2009Refugee


Heh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2024 07:56 PM (/juIx)

20
For Sale: Castle. 64 bedrooms, no bathrooms. Spacious dungeon. Just a little TLC will make this the ideal place to rule over destitute serfs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2024 07:56 PM (MoZTd)

21 I'll bet the dog being hugged by the cat left again after remembering why he left in the first place.

Posted by: Archimedes

======

Cat is violating so many Cat Codes of Conduct.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2024 07:56 PM (8AONa)

22 Nice cafe tonight!

Posted by: polynikes at April 15, 2024 07:57 PM (MNhXM)

23 Okay, the chick doing the cold plunge is a beast. I can't breathe just watching.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 15, 2024 07:57 PM (JStFv)

24 Brave face.

She is WAY out of his league.

ace, your gal has some oddly thick thighs.

Yeah, but what a way to go. Anna Onatopp

Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2024 07:57 PM (CsUN+)

25 Hi Hadrian, said in a nasal, twangy falsetto.
Posted by: Ben Had

Ouch, I heard that!
Good evening Ben Had, I think you need a recharge. Please place your glass under your USB port immediately.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 15, 2024 07:58 PM (ZAe34)

26 backpack video looks staged

IMO

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 07:58 PM (oCjPU)

27 ZOD autofill.

Posted by: ZOD at April 15, 2024 07:59 PM (Rqoqj)

28 Ice tub chick is a solid 1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 15, 2024 07:59 PM (R4t5M)

29 Nurse, my bride and I spent a few days with friends in the Seattle area a couple weeks ago. First visit out there. Some beautiful scenery.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2024 07:59 PM (8AONa)

30 Ice tub chick is a solid 1.

Why yes, yes she is.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2024 07:59 PM (CsUN+)

31 Ice Bath Girl has grit

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 07:59 PM (oCjPU)

32 AZdeplorable, receiving port set to open! Hugs to you both.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2024 08:00 PM (D5TFg)

33 I don't know why she's doing this but I don't want to hear any of you criticizing my girl.
++++
Heh, you know why.

Spoiler alert: social media clout and positive feedback from strangers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2024 08:00 PM (HnUIn)

34 Bebbanburg, where Uhtred lived.

Posted by: huerfano at April 15, 2024 08:00 PM (VGOMa)

35 It was cold but I bet the wind chill factor was literally a killer if you were wet and stayed outside more than 5 minutes.

Posted by: polynikes at April 15, 2024 08:00 PM (MNhXM)

36 Ice Bath Girl has grit

True.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2024 08:00 PM (CsUN+)

37 Olive and Mabel play golf.

https://youtu.be/sTh7hKDmDME

Posted by: lost in space at April 15, 2024 08:01 PM (I8+MN)

38 How embarrassing.

Posted by: the dog at April 15, 2024 08:01 PM (vFG9F)

39 Allergies, man!
++++
Man, big cats kick ass. Insanely dangerous animals, but pretty damn impressive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2024 08:01 PM (HnUIn)

40 backpack video looks staged

IMO
Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 07:58 PM (oCjPU)

Agreed.

Posted by: polynikes at April 15, 2024 08:01 PM (MNhXM)

41 Hugs to you both.
Posted by: Ben Had

Back at you!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 15, 2024 08:02 PM (ZAe34)

42 Ice tub chick is a solid 1.

And getting solid-er by the second.

Posted by: mikeski rips one to the shortstop at April 15, 2024 08:02 PM (DgGvY)

43 heurfano, Good catch. Uhtred son of Uhtred.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2024 08:03 PM (D5TFg)

44 Man, big cats kick ass. Insanely dangerous animals, but pretty damn impressive.

Eh, they're just a bunch of big pussies.

Posted by: Kodiak bears at April 15, 2024 08:03 PM (CsUN+)

45 backpack video looks staged
IMO
Posted by: Don Black

Agreed.
Posted by: polynikes


You can't "stage" a black man stealing shit in 2024. If it were staged, all three would have been white dudes.

Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2024 08:04 PM (DgGvY)

46 The doggies at the beach makes me so happy.

My big dog was afraid of the ocean. He liked lakes and reservoirs better.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 15, 2024 08:04 PM (JStFv)

47
It's Bamburgh Castle. Correct and resubmit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2024 08:04 PM (MoZTd)

48 huerfano, apologies on the poor spelling.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2024 08:05 PM (D5TFg)

49 I would blast that coon. He's probably got rabies.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 15, 2024 08:05 PM (fY84s)

50 Figen @TheFigen_
This dog had been missing for two weeks and this was the house cat's reaction when he was finally found.
-----
Thank heaven you're back!

I only had the humans to look down on while you were gone!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 08:06 PM (vtyCZ)

51 The dog in the tulips is beautiful.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 15, 2024 08:06 PM (JStFv)

52 No baby, I said "Nice ass", not "Ice ass".

Posted by: Her boyfriend at April 15, 2024 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

53 Okay who is summoning Hillary at Bamburg Castle?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:06 PM (d9y0q)

54 You can't "stage" a black man stealing shit in 2024. If it were staged, all three would have been white dudes.
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2024 08:04 PM (DgGvY)

Heh.

But all of them made sure they put the back pack fully on and secure. A thief wouldn’t immediately do that IMO.

Posted by: polynikes at April 15, 2024 08:07 PM (MNhXM)

55 Cheers. Hope y'all had a good day.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 15, 2024 08:07 PM (V8he0)

56 Came home from a town run and the dogs had left me a dead armadillo. They tore a baseball sized hunk out of it.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2024 08:07 PM (D5TFg)

57 Evening.

The "Thieves will be caught" video is totally fake. It's amusing, but between the rather obvious cord, the fact that each "thief" is too hesitant to run very fast and the fact that the cameraman is only a few feet away from each of them are the clear giveaways.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2024 08:08 PM (kd1uE)

58 Re: Missing dog and cat...

Puppet must have rolled in something smelly because that cat is eager for it.

Cats might look graceful and elegant but they love them some funky smells.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2024 08:09 PM (kd1uE)

59
The dog in the tulips is beautiful.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 15, 2024 08:06 PM (JStFv)

____________

During bluebonnet season in Texas, it's common to pose your pup in the field.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2024 08:10 PM (MoZTd)

60 It's been a nice mostly sunny but very windy day here on the far southern Oregon coast. No castles but did see a sneaker wave come ashore.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2024 08:10 PM (0iMRW)

61 Notorious BFD, a good day it was and I hope the same for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2024 08:10 PM (D5TFg)

62 I especially like the fact that people inching their way along that cliff trail are wearing helmets. I guess it'll keep their heads from splattiing like melons if they fall from that height.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 15, 2024 08:11 PM (pJWtt)

63 56 Came home from a town run and the dogs had left me a dead armadillo. They tore a baseball sized hunk out of it.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2024 08:07 PM

That sounds messy, better than a skunk. The skunks are bad this year.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 15, 2024 08:11 PM (JStFv)

64 Notorious BFD, a good day it was and I hope the same for you.

Glad to hear it BH and thanks.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 15, 2024 08:11 PM (V8he0)

65 As for the first linked video?

I'd love to warm her up by the fire, if you know what I mean. *Wink*

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2024 08:12 PM (kd1uE)

66 Japan, nuked enough or not enough?

https://tinyurl.com/spacepolicegirl

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:12 PM (d9y0q)

67 Way past bed time, have long commute tomorrow
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2024 08:13 PM (fwDg9)

68 If I may criticize your girl, I would suggest you get her a white tee-shirt type top next time.

Take a lesson from Kanye West.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 15, 2024 08:13 PM (fY84s)

69 CaliGirl, my dogs may not be too bright. They went for the hard shell on the back instead of the underbelly. I rewarded them profusely.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2024 08:14 PM (D5TFg)

70 The dog looks like he ran away from the cat.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 15, 2024 08:14 PM (w6EFb)

71 Japan, nuked enough or not enough?

https://tinyurl.com/spacepolicegirl
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:12 PM (d9y0q)

Trump's second term, this becomes the new Space Force uniform.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2024 08:15 PM (kd1uE)

72 >>https://tinyurl.com/spacepolicegirl

Posted by: Anna Puma


who buys this stuff
it's a cartoon figurine

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 08:15 PM (oCjPU)

73 Miley, hugs darlin.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2024 08:15 PM (D5TFg)

74 Posted by: 2009Refugee


I would gladly have given some pointers or tricks if you needed them. I hope you got into the mountains or the woods or put to the northern coast.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2024 08:15 PM (sfObP)

75 >>>I don't know why she's doing this but I don't want to hear any of you criticizing my girl.

She looks like a lost member of the Coney Island Polar Bear Club.

Posted by: No Name Today at April 15, 2024 08:16 PM (vlXMQ)

76 Like those helmets are really going to help when they fall off the cliff stairs.
------
Keeps head intact for corpse identification.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 08:16 PM (vtyCZ)

77 Posted by: Anna Puma

who buys this stuff
it's a cartoon figurine
Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 08:15 PM (oCjPU)

With tits. A cartoon figurine with *huge* tits.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2024 08:17 PM (kd1uE)

78 DB

It is shocking I know but there is a market for it. Besides if you put that on your desk, either you will get fired for creating a hostile work environment or all the AWFL Karens will die of apoplexy

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:18 PM (d9y0q)

79 That rescue pup turned into quite the handsome doggy!

Posted by: Philip at April 15, 2024 08:19 PM (46Cfy)

80 Robert is on the ball with those huge tracts of land

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:19 PM (d9y0q)

81 It is shocking I know but there is a market for it. Besides if you put that on your desk, either you will get fired for creating a hostile work environment or all the AWFL Karens will die of apoplexy
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:18 PM (d9y0q)
++++
LOL. No chance *any* dude would bring that figurine to work for display. Zero. For one thing, it is too expensive. For another, it will become the most expensive figurine ever when the dude gets fired for bringing it in.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2024 08:19 PM (HnUIn)

82 Ice bath girl is probably headed to the sauna after. That the way they do it in Sweden etc.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 15, 2024 08:19 PM (w6EFb)

83 You know what is staged? All the animal videos. Not even real animals. Just midgets in costumes.

Posted by: Ace is a Rube at April 15, 2024 08:19 PM (JMdsZ)

84 Long time ago I heard a George Carlin bit- he said if you nail two things together that have never been nailed together before, somebody will buy it

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 08:19 PM (oCjPU)

85 Like those helmets are really going to help when they fall off the cliff stairs.
------
Keeps head intact for corpse identification.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 08:16 PM (vtyCZ)


That's what I thought, too.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 15, 2024 08:20 PM (pJWtt)

86 Long time ago I heard a George Carlin bit- he said if you nail two things together that have never been nailed together before, somebody will buy it
Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 08:19 PM (oCjPU)
++++
Camera phone has entered the chat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2024 08:20 PM (HnUIn)

87
Like those helmets are really going to help when they fall off the cliff stairs.

___________

Not sure you'd fall and splat or fall bumpity-bump on the way down, but I doubt you'd be pretty at the bottom.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2024 08:20 PM (fhRG3)

88 Here's a classy figure. The kind a nerd only buys when he hits the lotto.

https://tinyurl.com/yc78ssbx

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2024 08:20 PM (kd1uE)

89 are there any car guys here

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 08:21 PM (oCjPU)

90 Ben Had!
I'm certainly happy I traveled through the Seattle airport yesterday and not today.

Looking forward to seeing you. And that hug!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2024 08:21 PM (sfObP)

91 Cheers. Hope y'all had a good day.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 15, 2024 08:07 PM (V8he0

Great day started seeing JJ first thing!!!

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2024 08:21 PM (lX8VI)

92 Here's a classy figure. The kind a nerd only buys when he hits the lotto.

https://tinyurl.com/yc78ssbx
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2024 08:20 PM (kd1uE)
++++
I wonder if there is a resale market. Is, "it's an investment!" part of the rationale?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2024 08:21 PM (HnUIn)

93 Japan, nuked enough or not enough?
https://tinyurl.com/spacepolicegirl
Posted by: Anna Puma


Thanks for linking one of the tame ones.

Posted by: Japan, nuked enough at April 15, 2024 08:22 PM (DgGvY)

94 Re: Climbing helmets

they're for rocks falling from above you

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 08:22 PM (oCjPU)

95 Like those helmets are really going to help when they fall off the cliff stairs.
------
Keeps head intact for corpse identification.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 08:16 PM (vtyCZ)

That's what I thought, too.


They're to keep you from knocking yourself out on the rocks beside you and over your head. If you do that, bad things happen.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 15, 2024 08:23 PM (CsUN+)

96 OMG!

NEXTA @nexta_tv 12h
A large gang seized a temple in the Japanese Fukui Prefecture

https://tinyurl.com/59kwc8hx
1:20 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 08:23 PM (vtyCZ)

97 Here's a classy figure. The kind a nerd only buys when he hits the lotto.

https://tinyurl.com/yc78ssbx
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2024 08:20 PM (kd1uE)
++++
I wonder if there is a resale market. Is, "it's an investment!" part of the rationale?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2024 08:21 PM (HnUIn)

Say what's the current price for Beanie Babies?

Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2024 08:23 PM (0iMRW)

98 So apparently a sea craft beached in Carlsbad California today, and dozens of military aged men disembarked and melted away.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2024 08:23 PM (XV/Pl)

99 Well it is Holo.

Still not as expensive as the life size Ayanami Rei statues Studio Gainax sent to video stores. Back in the 1990s, price roughly $6,000 ea. And there were two versions - school fuku or plug-suit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:24 PM (d9y0q)

100 56 Came home from a town run and the dogs had left me a dead armadillo. They tore a baseball sized hunk out of it.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2024 08:07 PM

Well, that's dinner then. They just want you to through it on the grill.

Posted by: DaisyB at April 15, 2024 08:24 PM (AbL8c)

101 Still not as expensive as the life size Ayanami Rei statues Studio Gainax sent to video stores. Back in the 1990s, price roughly $6,000 ea. And there were two versions - school fuku or plug-suit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:24 PM (d9y0q)
++++
WTF is a "plug-suit?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2024 08:24 PM (HnUIn)

102 **Throw it on the grill**

grrrrr

Posted by: DaisyB at April 15, 2024 08:25 PM (AbL8c)

103 Like those helmets are really going to help when they fall off the cliff stairs.

Keeps head intact for corpse identification.
Posted by: andycanuck

That's what I thought, too.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer


If a freak wind knocks them all down, they don't have to sort as many parts to match the dental records.

Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2024 08:25 PM (DgGvY)

104 85 Like those helmets are really going to help when they fall off the cliff stairs.
------
Keeps head intact for corpse identification.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 08:16 PM (vtyCZ)

That's what I thought, too.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 15, 2024 08:20 PM (pJWtt)
When I was in the cropdusting business my helmet was dayglo orange and black tiger striped.

Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2024 08:25 PM (NxC5+)

105 WTF is a "plug-suit?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


The skin-tight "space suit" the giant-robot pilots in that show wore.

Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2024 08:26 PM (DgGvY)

106 Bamburgh Castle. I've been there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 15, 2024 08:26 PM (Be/+i)

107 DaisyB,, I stuck a beer bottle in its paws and set on the road.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2024 08:26 PM (D5TFg)

108 The skin-tight "space suit" the giant-robot pilots in that show wore.
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2024 08:26 PM (DgGvY)
++++
Ah, okay.

That's *way* less perverse than I'd imagined.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2024 08:27 PM (HnUIn)

109 DaisyB,, I stuck a beer bottle in its paws and set on the road.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2024 08:26 PM (D5TFg)

In accordance of Texas law.

Posted by: DaisyB at April 15, 2024 08:28 PM (AbL8c)

110 *arches eyebrow*

Neon Genesis Evangelion when Christian heresy meets Japanese hentai.

Humans have developed giant mechas named EVA units. To find the alien Angels. Each EVA has a pilot who is plugged into their mech. Each pilot has a spandex fetish suit in their signature colors and it is called a Plug-Suit. Ayanami Rei's is overall white.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:29 PM (d9y0q)

111 Nurse, we stayed with friends, and they took great care of us. One day in the city, including the Chihuly Museum, which was a must for MrsRefugee, one day up in the mountains, including lunch in Leavenworth, and one day on San Juan Island, with tulip farm exploring on the way back.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2024 08:29 PM (8AONa)

112 That's *way* less perverse than I'd imagined.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


The perversity in Evangelion tended towards the metaphysical. Though there was some of the regular kind, too.

Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2024 08:29 PM (DgGvY)

113 'Dog heaven' is cat hell.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 15, 2024 08:30 PM (O+lPo)

114 73 Hugs back atcha, {{{Ben Had}}}!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 15, 2024 08:30 PM (w6EFb)

115 The perversity in Evangelion tended towards the metaphysical. Though there was some of the regular kind, too.

Just say his name - Ikari Gendou. Let's not talk about what happened to his wife.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:31 PM (d9y0q)

116 Japan, nuked enough or not enough?

https://tinyurl.com/spacepolicegirl

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:12 PM


There is some serious thigh fat roll action going on with that *girl*.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 15, 2024 08:31 PM (QNSds)

117 I've been to Bamberg, that don't look like Bamberg.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2024 08:32 PM (4ce6M)

118 Robert

Speaking of lotto, tonight's Powerball is a $63 million annuity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:34 PM (d9y0q)

119 117 I've been to Bamberg, that don't look like Bamberg.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2024 08:32 PM (4ce6M)
Or Voorhees, neither.

Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2024 08:34 PM (NxC5+)

120 I've been to Bamberg, that don't look like Bamberg.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2024 08:32 PM (4ce6M)
Or Voorhees, neither.
Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2024 08:34 PM (NxC5+)

Jason?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2024 08:37 PM (4ce6M)

121
Props to the ice tub girl. When you submerse your entire head in ice water like that, you can feel your scalp tightening on your head. I found that out some fifty years ago when I dove under the ice-filled water of Lake Superior in my home town on Memorial Day weekend. It is not at all subtle.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 15, 2024 08:38 PM (xG4kz)

122 All of a sudden, here comes a "Never Been to Spain" earworm

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2024 08:40 PM (8AONa)

123 Definitely do NOT order this figure. Yeesh...

https://tinyurl.com/ecchicowgirl

*gargles brain bleach*

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:41 PM (d9y0q)

124 Whoa! Would you dare?

When I was younger? Probably. Now? Doesn't seem to have enough rest-stops.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2024 08:41 PM (ynpvh)

125 5 ace, your gal has some oddly thick thighs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2024 07:50 PM (di6C2)


wait wait wait

ace is a black man?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 15, 2024 08:42 PM (O+lPo)

126
That's the Castle Arrrrrgh!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 15, 2024 08:42 PM (xG4kz)

127 Evening, Cafe patrons. Wrenches are put away, a glass of red-eye in my hand. Life is good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 08:44 PM (tkR6S)

128 Soon to be a collectors item.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 08:45 PM (HLBYA)

129 That ball-handling lass should do that topless.

Posted by: Ciampino - Bouncy Bouncy at April 15, 2024 08:45 PM (qfLjt)

130 58 Re: Missing dog and cat...

Puppet must have rolled in something smelly because that cat is eager for it.

Cats might look graceful and elegant but they love them some funky smells.
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2024 08:09 PM (kd1uE)

Dog says to cat:

'This changes nothing.'

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 15, 2024 08:46 PM (O+lPo)

131 You arn't not tie those winches up.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 08:46 PM (HLBYA)

132 It is of course an unseasonably hot week and I just put down grass seed.

#wastedWater
#bigBillsThisMonth

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2024 08:49 PM (HnUIn)

133 The first and third are oddly impressive.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 15, 2024 08:49 PM (1bNHn)

134 Neon Genesis Evangelion when Christian heresy meets Japanese hentai.

-

I watched that blu-ray a few tears ago. I had no idea what was going on at any point in the movie, but the animation was so incredible that I watched the entire thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 15, 2024 08:49 PM (JuA5P)

135 Holy crap, there's a new Spice & Wolf series!

Holy crap!

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2024 08:50 PM (Gm5dL)

136 I watched the video someone posted about the tranq-heads in Seattle.

What a fucking dump that city is. I'm eternally grateful to be out of Denver. But that dump is like the French Riviera of Blue Cities. Seattle is wretched.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2024 08:52 PM (0FoWg)

137 126
That's the Castle Arrrrrgh!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 15, 2024 08:42 PM (xG4kz

*raises glass to the Castle Arrggghhh! The blog that led me here.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 15, 2024 08:52 PM (OX9vb)

138 That Golden Hour pic sure reminds me of the acres n' acres of flowers they grow out n' around Lompoc, CA.

Fields of flowers, from horizon to horizon.

Though when at peak blooms, it smells like a Convention of Avon Ladies.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2024 08:54 PM (e6UQI)

139 are there any car guys here
Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 08:21 PM (oCjPU)

You rang?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 08:54 PM (tkR6S)

140 Robert

Don't get too excited. All they are doing is retelling the story and staying closer to the original light novel. It is not a NEW new series.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:54 PM (d9y0q)

141 Holy crap, there's a new Spice & Wolf series!
Holy crap!
HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert


It's a reboot, not a continuation of the one from way back. So you don't need to refresh your memory.

Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2024 08:55 PM (DgGvY)

142 The Yak Proliferation Society bids you all a good evening.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2024 07:54 PM


Good evening, Ben Had!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2024 08:56 PM (a3Q+t)

143 I have a question for The Horde:

When a billionaire dies, who inherits his/her Senators?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2024 08:58 PM (a3Q+t)

144 Mikeski

The opening scene in the first episode of the new Spice and Wolf, did you think they gave too much away too early?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:59 PM (d9y0q)

145 When a billionaire dies, who inherits his/her Senators?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2024 08:58 PM (a3Q+t)

They slaughter them and bury them with the billionaire, so he will have servants in the afterlife.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 09:00 PM (tkR6S)

146 143 I have a question for The Horde:

When a billionaire dies, who inherits his/her Senators?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2024 08:58 PM (a3Q+t
Soros heirs.

Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2024 09:01 PM (NxC5+)

147 When a kitteh loves a doggeh very much...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2024 09:02 PM (RIvkX)

148 Who inherits the Senators? The next available billionaire.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2024 09:03 PM (D5TFg)

149 ...I have a question for The Horde:

When a billionaire dies, who inherits his/her Senators?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2024 08:58 PM (a3Q+t)



The Leases revert to Soros or Zukerberg. The Senators are lightly refurbished, and re-Leased to the next, High Bidder.

Some of those $enator$ have been leased out as frequently as a $0.17 trickstress struttin' it on Broadway at 3 a.m.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2024 09:03 PM (e6UQI)

150 I imagine the stable of Senators goes to the offspring the decedent found most evil.

You can only hope that the fucked up little sadist makes Lindsey Graham eat a dried up dog turd while he flicks nickels at him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2024 09:03 PM (0FoWg)

151 143 I have a question for The Horde:

When a billionaire dies, who inherits his/her Senators?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2024 08:58 PM (a3Q+t)
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Ha Ha! Good question.
Ans: The one holding the buttplugs.

Posted by: Ciampino - Brown likes chocolate at April 15, 2024 09:05 PM (qfLjt)

152 Good evening all,
Here to ask for some prayers for our son, who is dealing with some "non-catastrophic bullshit" but could use some help with the situation.
Many thanks in advance, and I'll put this on the ONT as well.
Ya'll are the best- you know that, right?

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at April 15, 2024 09:06 PM (jN2/U)

153 When a billionaire dies, who inherits his/her Senators?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2024 08:58 PM (a3Q+t)


A trick question. A senator is never truly bought - just like any other politician. Only available for rent.

Posted by: True Facts at April 15, 2024 09:06 PM (B5cJd)

154 Yes

Debating, should I pay $$$ to repair a 20 yr old transmission or buy a re-manufactured unit

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 09:07 PM (oCjPU)

155 Sal - you got them!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2024 09:07 PM (WXNFJ)

156 They slaughter them and bury them with the billionaire, so he will have servants in the afterlife.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 09:00 PM (tkR6S)

It's in the hieroglyphics.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 15, 2024 09:08 PM (R4t5M)

157 Don't get too excited. All they are doing is retelling the story and staying closer to the original light novel. It is not a NEW new series.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:54 PM (d9y0q)

It's a reboot, not a continuation of the one from way back. So you don't need to refresh your memory.
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2024 08:55 PM (DgGvY)

*Sigh*

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2024 09:09 PM (8kJZz)

158 Debating, should I pay $$$ to repair a 20 yr old transmission or buy a re-manufactured unit
Posted by: Don Black

A 20 year old trannie or a re-manned unit?

The mind - it boggles.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2024 09:09 PM (WXNFJ)

159 What's the cost of the reman vs fixing it?

Posted by: fd at April 15, 2024 09:09 PM (vFG9F)

160 Mikeski
The opening scene in the first episode of the new Spice and Wolf, did you think they gave too much away too early?
Posted by: Anna Puma


On the one hand, yes.

On the other, it's hard to spoil an eighteen-year-old story. As you said, it's being re-made closer to the original story, so it's "for" those fans.

Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2024 09:10 PM (DgGvY)

161 138 That Golden Hour pic sure reminds me of the acres n' acres of flowers they grow out n' around Lompoc, CA.

Fields of flowers, from horizon to horizon.

Though when at peak blooms, it smells like a Convention of Avon Ladies.



Jim Sunk New Dawn

Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2024 08:54 PM (e6UQI)
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That's better than the smell from a pile of old sardine boxes, .... wait ....

Posted by: Ciampino - which part of the Avon ladies? at April 15, 2024 09:10 PM (qfLjt)

162 They slaughter them and bury them with the billionaire, so he will have servants in the afterlife.

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They should do suttee. Whoever owns Nadler will have a pyre that burns for centuries, like a coal seam.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2024 09:10 PM (0FoWg)

163 156 They slaughter them and bury them with the billionaire, so he will have servants in the afterlife.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 09:00 PM (tkR6S)

It's in the hieroglyphics.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 15, 2024 09:08 PM (R4t5M)
Sphinx out front should have told you.

Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2024 09:11 PM (NxC5+)

164 Sal- Done, sorry he's having to go through that.
-

Don Black re: transmission: This might be something to explore first, too:

https://www.car-part.com/

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 15, 2024 09:12 PM (JuA5P)

165 so it's "for" those fans.

Oh like Otaku Spirit on YouTube who about 'squee'd' over the new series.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 09:13 PM (d9y0q)

166 Debating, should I pay $$$ to repair a 20 yr old transmission or buy a re-manufactured unit
Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 09:07 PM (oCjPU)

Year and model of car?

How many miles on it?

How long do you plan to keep the car?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 09:13 PM (tkR6S)

167 Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum

Okay

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2024 09:14 PM (T4tVD)

168 Sphinx out front should have told you.
Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2024 09:11 PM


Oh, the sexual life of the camel,
is stranger than anyone thinks.
For in moments of amorous passion,
he frequently buggers the Sphinx.
But the Sphinx's posterior orifice
is clogged with the sands of the Nile.
Which accounts for the hump on the camel,
and the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2024 09:14 PM (a3Q+t)

169 Sometimes I'm coasting, then when I re-engage the accelerator the transmission does this clunky thing

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 09:14 PM (oCjPU)

170 Sal, prayers ascending for you as well .

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2024 09:15 PM (D5TFg)

171
car-part.com

I just did a search for a Buick transmission and there are options around $1600 and you can add a 3 year warranty for $500. I have no experience with transmission warranties through this sort of thing, but it might be worth exploring.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 15, 2024 09:15 PM (JuA5P)

172
2004 F150 103K miles
this is my forever vehicle
everything else on it is great
except where some hailstones hit it in 2017

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 09:16 PM (oCjPU)

173 ..Sometimes I'm coasting, then when I re-engage the accelerator the transmission does this clunky thing
Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 09:14 PM (oCjPU)



That can also occur in the U-Joints, or CV joints, or Center-Carrier Bearing if it's a longer, RWD driveshaft.

I'd have all *those* wear points carefully inspected, before Dropping Tran$, right outta the gate.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2024 09:17 PM (e6UQI)

174 Tulip Festival is a month away and we're already seeing some tulips bloom. We are so screwed this year. Stem Festival strikes again!

Posted by: German pookysgirl is glad that beer is always in season at April 15, 2024 09:17 PM (dtlDP)

175 66 Japan, nuked enough or not enough?

https://tinyurl.com/spacepolicegirl

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:12 PM (d9y0q)
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Make sure Pixy gets the link. He might buy.

Posted by: Ciampino - they don't look Japanese at April 15, 2024 09:18 PM (qfLjt)

176 Oh, the sexual life of the camel,
is stranger than anyone thinks.
For in moments of amorous passion,
he frequently buggers the Sphinx.
But the Sphinx's posterior orifice
is clogged with the sands of the Nile.
Which accounts for the hump on the camel,
and the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2024 09:14 PM (a3Q+t)
Big Egypt.

Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2024 09:19 PM (NxC5+)

177 I've always wanted to dabble in modular synthesis, I was watching a performance on YouTube, this guy had a 6RU eurorack rig, which is a fairly standard setup, did a quick calculation of the modules he had and it was roughly 12K dollars worth of modules.

So DeadMaus's wall of modules is easily a couple hundred grand.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2024 09:20 PM (XV/Pl)

178 Golden Hour - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sleMoipHT8k

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 15, 2024 09:20 PM (V8he0)

179 Sometimes I'm coasting, then when I re-engage the accelerator the transmission does this clunky thing
Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 09:14 PM (oCjPU)

so when you are coasting, the engine drops back to idle, instead of being driven by the car? sounds like one of the clutches is not holding. Automatic transmissions have "sprag clutches" in them, which are one-way clutches that let the engine drive the car, but don't let the car drive the engine. To get engine braking, usually there is a hydraulically-applied multi-disc clutch that applies one the sprag has done its thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 09:22 PM (tkR6S)

180 82 Ice bath girl is probably headed to the sauna after. That the way they do it in Sweden etc.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 15, 2024 08:19 PM (w6EFb)
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Isn't it the sauna first and then the icy plunge?

Posted by: Ciampino - making it nice 'n tight at April 15, 2024 09:22 PM (qfLjt)

181 Also, Don Black.

The Transmission might be OK, but have the Torque Converter and Harmonic Balancer checked out, too.

Whole lotta things can make for a clunky sound, before truly major surgery might be called for.

At least, that's what I told my Dr. at my last visit, but.... nevermind....


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2024 09:22 PM (e6UQI)

182 If you're still at the investigation stage and haven't taken it anywhere to know exactly what's happening:

I'm not sure how it's designed, but I've seen motor mounts degrade, allowing the engine to shift a bit with braking momentum and then shifting back in place under acceleration.

If it's at speed this is likely not the primary culprit. Good luck.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 15, 2024 09:22 PM (JuA5P)

183 85 Like those helmets are really going to help when they fall off the cliff stairs.
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Keeps head intact for corpse identification.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 08:16 PM (vtyCZ)

That's what I thought, too.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 15, 2024 08:20 PM (pJWtt)
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Those eggs are going to crack even with helmet. The helmet is used in order to stick a name tag on it, for I.D.

Posted by: Ciampino - Permanent markers for the win at April 15, 2024 09:25 PM (qfLjt)

184 Don, my Ford Ranger with manual transmission would make clunking noises, when it started out and a bell like chime when I let out the clutch in traffic. In my case it was the front hubs that needed replacing because they were turning into broken metal, and the cv and drive shaft because it had leaked and started seizing. Take it to a shop for a review.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2024 09:25 PM (D7oie)

185 I'm a little surprised no one suggested Don Black holds the car up to the phone so we can listen.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2024 09:25 PM (WXNFJ)

186 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 15, 2024 09:25 PM (sAmhv)

187 Here is a video of the Hamas Terrorist Support Club conducting domestic terrorism group therapy session at SeaTac Airport.

https://tinyurl.com/mujysh6u

Posted by: lost in space at April 15, 2024 09:25 PM (I8+MN)

188 Don Black, put the transmission in a bag of rice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 15, 2024 09:25 PM (JuA5P)

189 No, I feel the clunking directly under me, right up 'thru the seat of my pants', as they say

it's like the trans is hesitating to shift when I depress the accelerator and the trans comes under load

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 09:26 PM (oCjPU)

190 Isn't it the sauna first and then the icy plunge?
Posted by: Ciampino


I think multiple trips are allowed. Anyway, the video only shows the cold part. Who knows where she was previous.

Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2024 09:26 PM (DgGvY)

191 5 ace, your gal has some oddly thick thighs.
____

Huh, I think I'm a leg man. brb

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2024 09:26 PM (6WHUH)

192 I would check the driveshaft and center bearing and if ok drive it until it breaks and replace with a rebuilt transmission and torque converter.

Posted by: fd at April 15, 2024 09:29 PM (vFG9F)

193 anyway, I'll take it to the shop and have them do some diagnostics, see what they find/recommend

I just want to find the tipping point between repair and replace

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 09:29 PM (oCjPU)

194 When a billionaire dies, who inherits his/her Senators?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2024 08:58 PM (a3Q+t)

They slaughter them and bury them with the billionaire, so he will have servants in the afterlife.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 09:00 PM (tkR6S)

If this were one of those sites that ranked responses by upvotes, this would be the #1 answer.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2024 09:30 PM (RNrRd)

195 If a freak wind knocks them all down, they don't have to sort as many parts to match the dental records.
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2024 08:25 PM (DgGvY)


"Just fill the coffins by weight"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 15, 2024 09:30 PM (D7oie)

196 2004 F150 103K miles
this is my forever vehicle
everything else on it is great
except where some hailstones hit it in 2017
Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 09:16 PM (oCjPU)

I had an '02 F 150 for a while. The direct-drive clutch in it was gone, so I got the truck cheap. Tore the transmission down, replaced the clutches and an internal hub. $2000 in parts! But I fixed it. If it's your forever vehicle, I think a remanufactured transmission from a reputable builder, with a good warranty, would be your best bet. Reputable rebuilders will build trannys with upgrades made to parts that were known to fail, meaning they can be better than OEM new. Or you can order a beefed-up transmission, that might cost only a few hundred dollars more than a basic one, but be potentially a lot more durable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 09:30 PM (tkR6S)

197 187 Here is a video of the Hamas Terrorist Support Club conducting domestic terrorism group therapy session at SeaTac Airport.

https://tinyurl.com/mujysh6u
Posted by: lost in space at April 15, 2024 09:25 PM (I8+MN)
Sikh dude with gray beard is not amused.

Posted by: Eromero at April 15, 2024 09:30 PM (NxC5+)

198 This might seem silly, but does the driveshaft have grease fittings?

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 15, 2024 09:30 PM (JuA5P)

199 A transmission is likely going to have to come out to be repaired. If the old transmission was going bad just fixing it and not rebuilding is probably not a good idea.

Posted by: fd at April 15, 2024 09:32 PM (vFG9F)

200 Oooh, I like the idea of seeing if a transmission from an F250 or 350 would be similarly priced and bolt up correctly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 15, 2024 09:32 PM (JuA5P)

201 anyway, I'll take it to the shop and have them do some diagnostics, see what they find/recommend

I just want to find the tipping point between repair and replace
Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 09:29 PM (oCjPU)

Could be Lupus. Have them test for Lupus.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2024 09:33 PM (RNrRd)

202 This might seem silly, but does the driveshaft have grease fittings?
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 15, 2024 09:30 PM (JuA5P)

Many of them don't, these days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 09:33 PM (tkR6S)

203 Here is a video of the Hamas Terrorist Support Club conducting domestic terrorism group therapy session at SeaTac Airport.

https://tinyurl.com/mujysh6u

Posted by: lost in space at April 15, 2024 09:25 PM (I8+MN)

They are so dang lucky that the military that uses SeaTac doesn't drive in, they fly in. Otherwise this would be an episode of One Punch Man.

Posted by: pookysgirl appreciated that USO at April 15, 2024 09:34 PM (dtlDP)

204 Ace's girl never skips leg day, which is, of course, the mantra, the guiding principle, the North Star of all true AoSHQ GAINZZZZZers and those who love them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2024 09:34 PM (a3Q+t)

205 Thanks guys for the consult. I am fortunate in that I have the funds to consider all options. I just don't want to buy another truck. I like my 2004 with its basic setup.

Forgot to mention, it's 4WD and auto trans

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 09:35 PM (oCjPU)

206 Transmissions nowadays have to be programmed for the truck. I don't think they were doing that in 2004 though. I hope they weren't in 2010 either.

Posted by: fd at April 15, 2024 09:35 PM (vFG9F)

207 Many of them don't, these days.

-

Progress.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 15, 2024 09:36 PM (JuA5P)

208 127 Evening, Cafe patrons. Wrenches are put away, a glass of red-eye in my hand. Life is good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 08:44 PM (tkR6S)
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LOL I read that as wenches.

Posted by: Ciampino - need dessert at April 15, 2024 09:36 PM (qfLjt)

209 Speaking of lotto, tonight's Powerball is a $63 million annuity.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 08:34 PM (d9y0q)

Oh; all right !

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2024 09:38 PM (T4tVD)

210 After seven hours of waiting in the fucking street I finally got the call to back into a door.

Fuck Pepsi.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2024 09:38 PM (HwFfr)

211 Transmissions nowadays have to be programmed for the truck. I don't think they were doing that in 2004 though. I hope they weren't in 2010 either.
Posted by: fd
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I do the programming of the 6-speed in my truck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2024 09:38 PM (XeU6L)

212 How Mike?

Posted by: fd at April 15, 2024 09:40 PM (vFG9F)

213 5 ace, your gal has some oddly thick thighs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 15, 2024 07:50 PM (di6C2)

Wait - you really think those are oddly thick, and not normal? Interesting. She doesn’t seem to have much of a caboose, so maybe that gives an off kilter vibe, but other than that her proportions are pretty normal.

Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2024 09:41 PM (ZdaMQ)

214 Evening, Cafe patrons. Wrenches are put away, a glass of red-eye in my hand. Life is good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 08:44 PM (tkR6S)
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LOL I read that as wenches.
Posted by: Ciampino - need dessert at April 15, 2024 09:36 PM (qfLjt)
***

So did I.
I was impressed!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 09:42 PM (W/lyH)

215 Also, good evening, friends and neighbors!

Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2024 09:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

216 sal, Prayers for you and your son.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 15, 2024 09:43 PM (Sgq8y)

217 One of the things I miss about my husband is listening to long conversations with his friends about which I understood nothing. Don't know why. I love when you all talk complicated talk about cars.

Posted by: Wenda at April 15, 2024 09:43 PM (G1K9S)

218 @193

>>I just want to find the tipping point between repair and replace

If it ultimately is the transmission and this really is your forever truck, just get a remanned transmission and have a little piece of mind and a warranty.

The just poking around and a remanned F150 tranny can be had for less than 2k. add another 500 to 1k for installation.

The inherent problem though is for a truck this old, many of the drive line and other components are more than likely either going to have to be replaced as well.

I've pretty much replaced most of a 2005 Chevy Colorado, it's essentially a new truck sans the engine and transmission and if either of them goes, I'm going to replace it with an LS Engine

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2024 09:44 PM (XV/Pl)

219 After seven hours of waiting in the fucking street I finally got the call to back into a door.

Fuck Pepsi.


That's really messed up. WTF?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 15, 2024 09:45 PM (V8he0)

220 After seven hours of waiting in the fucking street I finally got the call to back into a door.

Fuck Pepsi.

Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2024 09:38 PM (HwFfr)

Please don't actually eff a Pepsi can, that sounds painful.

Posted by: pookysgirl, too literal for her own good at April 15, 2024 09:46 PM (dtlDP)

221 Leading Report @LeadingReport 7h
BREAKING: Majority of Americans think the FBI is politically weaponized, the media is the enemy of the people, January 6 was provoked by federal agents, the law is being used as a political weapon like a banana republic, and are concerned that the U.S. is becoming a police state, according to polling data from Rasmussen Reports.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 09:46 PM (vtyCZ)

222 Transmissions nowadays have to be programmed for the truck. I don't think they were doing that in 2004 though. I hope they weren't in 2010 either.
Posted by: fd at April 15, 2024 09:35 PM (vFG9F)

The '04 F150 transmission will be electronically controlled. Count on it.

Don, if there is a 4X4 specialty shop in your area, ask them to quote you on a mildly-modified version of your stock tranny. Just "built" enough to be durable for 20 more years.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 09:47 PM (tkR6S)

223 Seven hours? Dang.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 15, 2024 09:47 PM (JuA5P)

224 How Mike?
Posted by: fd
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I was being facitious, and it failed. It's a manual transmission.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2024 09:50 PM (XeU6L)

225 Could be Lupus. Have them test for Lupus.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 15, 2024 09:33 PM (RNrRd)


Come on Burt, it's never lupus!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 15, 2024 09:51 PM (hOUT3)

226 Well, the truck has been driven gently since the 20K mark when I bought it in '06. It was never a commuter. I did some long drives and 4-wheeling out west for a couple years after that, but no more.

Anyway thanks for the feedback.

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 09:51 PM (oCjPU)

227 *facetious

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2024 09:51 PM (XeU6L)

228 The inherent problem though is for a truck this old, many of the drive line and other components are more than likely either going to have to be replaced as well.

I've pretty much replaced most of a 2005 Chevy Colorado, it's essentially a new truck sans the engine and transmission and if either of them goes, I'm going to replace it with an LS Engine
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2024 09:44 PM (XV/Pl)

This is good advice. I got the same sort of spread on prices, anywhere from 1600 to 5500 dollars. Replace all the U-joints and hanger bearings (if used) while in there, and reseal the transfer case.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 09:51 PM (tkR6S)

229 Ha! The best kind. I don't need no computer deciding when to shift for me.

Posted by: fd at April 15, 2024 09:52 PM (vFG9F)

230 One of the things I miss about my husband is listening to long conversations with his friends about which I understood nothing. Don't know why. I love when you all talk complicated talk about cars.
Posted by: Wenda
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(gives Wenda one of those sideways shoulder hugs)

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 15, 2024 09:52 PM (JuA5P)

231 Looking at the price of new trucks, you can buy a lot of transmissions and driveshafts for that.

Posted by: fd at April 15, 2024 09:54 PM (vFG9F)

232 Thanks for another great cafe Ace!

Could anyone help me please I'm trying to share some funny could you please share a link to the George Washington cartoon video six foot eight and kills the British children. Thank you!

Posted by: NC Ref at April 15, 2024 09:59 PM (hm5Ai)

233 MSNBC has the sadz. Scotus lets an Idaho law banning transgender “care” for kids, stand.

Posted by: Montec at April 15, 2024 10:00 PM (tpjlM)

234 I miss my '92 Chevy Blazer- that thing was solid. Finally snapped one of those big gears in the rear diff at 320K


got all 4 wheels off the ground once

Posted by: Don Black at April 15, 2024 10:00 PM (oCjPU)

235 @228

>>Replace all the U-joints and hanger bearings (if used) while in there, and reseal the transfer case.

Yeah, if you're already doing the tranny, knock some other things out. It'll add cost, but overall you'll be better off.

The thing that makes a car feel old is that everything gets worn out and a twenty year old car can be looked at as 72 in human years, not quite dead but not a spring chicken either.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 15, 2024 10:02 PM (XV/Pl)

236 Found it! But thanks for taking my call I'll hang up and listen now.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 15, 2024 10:03 PM (hm5Ai)

237 That clunk might not even be the transmission, as noted. Definitely worth a basic driveline diagnosis, if you can trust your mechanic at all. I'm suspicious of the driveshaft and its mountings. Piece of cake compared to trans plant.

Ice bath girl is noting to sneeze at, but many must know that athletes who train hard do ice baths every time out. DIL used to send her relaxed kicked-back family update texts from the ice.
It seems screwy if you're "just a runner," but they get to liking it.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 15, 2024 10:20 PM (zdLoL)

238 233 MSNBC has the sadz. Scotus lets an Idaho law banning transgender “care” for kids, stand.
Posted by: Montec
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Let's see..mutilation of genitals, cruel and unusual? Well this, somehow, isn't punishment. Well, otherwise not in the Constitution, so the 10th applies.
‐ SCOTUS, at least 5 judges, hopefully

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2024 10:20 PM (6WHUH)

239 I've always wanted to dabble in modular synthesis, I was watching a performance on YouTube, this guy had a 6RU eurorack rig, which is a fairly standard setup, did a quick calculation of the modules he had and it was roughly 12K dollars worth of modules.
So DeadMaus's wall of modules is easily a couple hundred grand.
Posted by: Thomas Bender'

For no discernable reason my YouTube feed recommended Japanese Noise Band HANATARASH last night. For those who don't know, Yamantaka Eye makes Yoko Ono look talented and sane. Naturally there are a ton of audio freaks who love that kind of stuff.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 16, 2024 01:34 AM (9yXr+)

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