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Monday Overnight Open Thread (4/15/24)
Quote I “The Jezebel spirit opened our event, This is a rebuke and a correction of no one. This is an observation. Before the word of God was opened, there was a platform. It was a high place. On it was a pole, an Asherah, the same thing that’s used in a strip club for women who have the Jezebel spirit to seduce men." Pastor Mark Driscoll of Trinity Church
Quote I “I don’t think, at this point, that the United States should be engaged in a military action directly at Iran. But I do believe that if this administration fails to step up to the plate and understand that we have an escalating conflict and make it clear to Iran that there are red lines, and that the United States will defend Israel and will not allow Iran to become a weapon state, that we will be in a broader conflict and we will have less options.” House Intelligence Committee Chairman Mike Turner (R-OH)
Quote III “When our policymakers fail to call out our enemies or acknowledge the importance of our alliances, the world is less safe. That is why Hudson’s work is so critical,” Nimarata Nikki Randhawa Haley
Everything you know is wrong.
Suspected Iranian agent working for Pentagon while U.S. coordinated defense of Israel Frustration is swirling on Capitol Hill following a top Defense Department official’s revelation that a suspected Iranian influence agent remained on the job at the Pentagon last week while U.S. national security officials were coordinating international efforts to defend Israel from a coming Iranian attack. Sparks flew during a Senate Armed Services Committee hearing last week when Assistant Secretary of Defense Christopher Maier told lawmakers that Ariane Tabatabai remained at work in an office overseeing special operations and irregular warfare despite concerns from lawmakers that she has operated at the behest of the Iranian regime. Suspicion among lawmakers about Ms. Tabatabai’s potential participation in a hidden effort directed by the Iranian regime first came to the fore last year when alleged details about her appeared in a trove of emails from Iranian diplomats spanning from 2003 to 2021 that were published by news outlets.
It appears that the Norwegian Lutherans are attacking the Swedish Lutherans.
A girl aged only six rescued her family after their house caught fire, dashing inside to shout ‘Wake up mum – wake up the babies.’ Olivia Patterson was on the other side of the street with a friend when ‘by absolute chance’ she saw flames pouring from the semi-detached home in North Yorkshire.
I wonder if the charming Alec Baldwin will be convicted. Such a nice chap. ‘Rust’ Armorer Gets 18 Months in Prison, Alec Baldwin’s Trial Approaches.
Hannah Guttierez-Reed, the head armorer on the set of the Alec Baldwin film Rust, was sentenced on Monday to 18 months in prison for the 2021 fatal on-set shooting of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins by Alec Baldwin. Gutierrez-Reed was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in March.
HUNDREDS of H&R Block customers reported issues on Tax Day with the company's website earlier this morning. Over 900 H&R Block users flooded Downdetector to report problems at around 8 am ET Monday. H&R Block officially resolved the problem after the tax filing service gave customers issues all day. "We are happy to report the issue that was affecting a small number of our downloadable desktop software users has been resolved," the company wrote on X, formerly known as Twitter.
Feel free to pay taxes which go to illegal immigrants so they can be legally represented.
LANSING – The Whitmer administration proposes spending $8 million in the upcoming fiscal year to fund legal services that could be lifesaving for immigrants seeking asylum. The money would help pay for attorneys to represent them in immigration proceedings.
Asylum is a legal form of protection that allows immigrants to live in the United States if they fear persecution in their home country, according to the UN Refugee Agency. That protection gives asylum-seekers a set of rights that other non-citizens are ineligible for, such as the ability to work and apply for social security and Medicaid. In addition, they can request asylum for some immediate relatives. The proposed budget would provide more money for nonprofit legal services directly impacting them.
GAINZZZZ
Yale University students begin hunger strike, demand divestment from weapons manufacturers involved in Israel war
Around a dozen students at Yale University have begun a hunger strike, demanding that the university divest from weapons manufacturers supporting Israel in its war against Hamas.
Born on this day: April 15. 1932 - Roy Clark
American singer and musician Roy Clark, who had the 1969 US hit single, 'Yesterday, When I Was Young'. He is best known for hosting Hee Haw, a nationally televised country variety show, from 1969 to 1997. He died on 11 November 2018. Via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: April 15, 2001 - Joey Ramone
Punk pioneer Joey Ramone (Jeffrey Ross Hyman) singer of the Ramones died after losing a long battle with lymphatic cancer aged 49. On November 30, 2003, a block of East 2nd Street in New York City was officially renamed Joey Ramone Place. Via thisdayinmusic.com
Man in Taiwan stabs mum to death after argument over spoilt remote control A man stabbed his mother to death and injured his father after an argument went awry in their home in Taichung, Taiwan, on Wednesday (April 10), Sinchew reported on Friday. The 36-year-old, surnamed Xu, was on the second floor of their shophouse home with his mum that night when the latter discovered the TV remote wasn't working. The woman, who was in her 60s, reportedly uttered a few words to him, sparking an argument between the two.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2024 09:59 PM (0iMRW)
Posted by: Ciampino - we'll probably never know at April 15, 2024 09:59 PM (qfLjt)
Good evening Hordemates!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 10:00 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2024 10:00 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: TRex at April 15, 2024 10:00 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 15, 2024 10:00 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2024 10:00 PM (QgCrV)
Posted by: JT at April 15, 2024 10:01 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2024 10:02 PM (qPw5n)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 15, 2024 10:02 PM (as3uC)
Posted by: Moonbeam at April 15, 2024 10:02 PM (xeWc8)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2024 10:00 PM (QgCrV)
It doesn't have to be.
I have a busy day tomorrow.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 15, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l)
She is not the only criminal alien directing policy from the highest positions in the national security state.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2024 10:04 PM (RIvkX)
The money would help pay for attorneys to represent them in immigration proceedings.
I wonder just how much makes its way back to the politicians?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 10:04 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2024 10:04 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2024 10:06 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15
Ask after the election.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 10:06 PM (W/lyH)
I have a busy day tomorrow.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
Don't even joke about stuff like that.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 15, 2024 10:07 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 15, 2024 10:07 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 15, 2024 10:07 PM (sAmhv)
It is a little out there, maybe, but he should not have been kicked off the stage. Let him make his point and be done with it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 15, 2024 10:08 PM (ufFY8)
I clicked through to the Yale newspaper story on it, which has pictures of the strikers.
You'll be surprised to know they're all sitting around outside wearing covid masks. Mostly black ones, but I guess they ran out of those so there are some drugstore white ones, too.
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2024 10:08 PM (DgGvY)
I have two nieces whom compete in 'athletic' pole exercises. It's as close to a strip act as you can be without the bewbs being shown. Their mom is a pediatrician that is mightily annoyed with me as she has gotten multiple jabs and I poke fun at her. Oddly enough, she is sick all the time with odd, low grade illnesses.
Imagine that.
Oh yeah, the oldest niece when she was a senior in college was confused as to how one could became pregnant.
The girls are doomed. Thanks AWFL mom!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2024 10:08 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 10:08 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
So which type of alien lifeform is directing Joey: insect oil, arachnid, cetacean, or Kanamite (“To Serve Man”
?Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2024 10:09 PM (VNX3d)
Ezra Levant 🍁🚛 @ezralevant
Who amongst us doesn’t root for the man trying to uphold order. And yet vigilantism is a danger that can spiral out of control.
Cowardly and partisan police create a vacuum that will be filled by something — and most of the things will not be so gentle.
https://tinyurl.com/2p9ek5sz
1:27 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 10:09 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: caf at April 15, 2024 10:09 PM (/+mVZ)
American singer and musician Roy Clark, who had the 1969 US hit single, 'Yesterday, When I Was Young'.
Oh, so that's why he sang it on The Muppet Show! Pookette was watching it the other day. It's also the episode that the theater catches fire and the firemen show up... for an audition.
Posted by: pookysgirl owes half of her pop music education to the Muppets at April 15, 2024 10:09 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: caf at April 15, 2024 10:10 PM (/+mVZ)
18 months. Didn't pull the trigger. Did pull the trigger. 0 months.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
I clicked through to the Yale newspaper story on it, which has pictures of the strikers.
You'll be surprised to know they're all sitting around outside wearing covid masks. Mostly black ones, but I guess they ran out of those so there are some drugstore white ones, too.
Posted by: mikeski
Someday, people are gonna hold these dumb shits to their pledges.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 15, 2024 10:10 PM (vJiyU)
Hey, Mike Turner (R-OH)! Clue phone for you! Idiot.
May God continue to bless the U.S.A. and Israel.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 15, 2024 10:10 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: RIP Joey Ramone at April 15, 2024 10:10 PM (V5BDR)
A corresponding reduction in traffic performance would only be possible through restrictive measures that are difficult to communicate to the population, such as nationwide and indefinite driving bans on Saturdays and Sundays, FDP party lead Volker Wissing wrote in a letter dated Thursday to coalition parliamentary group leaders.
https://tinyurl.com/anbk3e9c
Posted by: TRex at April 15, 2024 10:11 PM (IQ6Gq)
Andy Kim did it better.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 10:11 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Some Rat
"A PLEDGE PIN!!??"
Posted by: Niedermeyer at April 15, 2024 10:12 PM (WXNFJ)
Kowabunga! That'd really be a moooooving experience.
Sadly, all you'd have to show for it, would be smashed car and a ton of Ground(ed) Beef.
*pours bourbon*
ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2024 10:12 PM (e6UQI)
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Ahh. Type casting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 15, 2024 10:12 PM (FVME7)
BREAKING: Arkansas Sen. Tom Cotton warns protesters like the pro-Palestinian ones that blocked the Golden Gate Bridge that if something like that happened on a bridge in Arkansas, “there would be a lot of very wet criminals that would be tossed overboard.”
“If something like this happened in Arkansas on a bridge there, let’s just say I think there would be a lot of very wet criminals that would be tossed overboard, not by law enforcement, but by the people whose road they are blocking. If they glued their hands to the car or the pavement, well … probably pretty painful to have their skin ripped off,” Cotton stated.
“But I think that is the way we would handle it in Arkansas,” he continued. “I would encourage most people, anywhere, if they get stuck behind criminals like this who are trying to block traffic, to take matters into their own hands. There’s only usually a few of them and a lot of people being inconvenienced. It is time to put an end to this nonsense.”
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 10:13 PM (vtyCZ)
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The Iranians, among the Chinese and others, infest government at the highest levels.
But... nothing to see here.
America is lost.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2024 10:13 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: LRob in OK at April 15, 2024 10:15 PM (TSQkU)
https://tinyurl.com/2p9ek5sz
1:27 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 10:09 PM (vtyCZ)
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Police are there to protect the criminals said someone
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2024 10:15 PM (RIvkX)
BREAKING: Speaker Mike Johnson has signed the articles of impeachment for Secretary Mayorkas.
They will be delivered to the Senate tomorrow.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 10:16 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: 496 at April 15, 2024 10:17 PM (03jBu)
https://tinyurl.com/2p9ek5sz
1:27 minutes
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 10:09 PM (vtyCZ)
Got to give the roadblockers their due; they dutifully let the motorists drag their asses off the road, and offered no resistance. Which is how "passive resistance" is supposed to be done. And none of them got hurt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 10:17 PM (tkR6S)
Yale University students begin hunger strike, demand divestment from weapons manufacturers involved in Israel war
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Fire up a grill next to the kids and start doing some ribeyes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2024 10:17 PM (MoZTd)
BREAKING: One of the star witnesses for the Jan. 6 Select Committee, Cassidy Hutchinson, changed 47 answers after she testified to the panel four times, a newly revealed document shows.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 10:18 PM (vtyCZ)
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The Supreme Court's rulings loosing the laws on pornography and propriety - the left took them and bludgeoned society with them and caused many a young woman to be led in to a life of debauchery.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 10:18 PM (HLBYA)
I clicked through to the Yale newspaper story on it, which has pictures of the strikers.
You'll be surprised to know they're all sitting around outside wearing covid masks. Mostly black ones, but I guess they ran out of those so there are some drugstore white ones, too.
Posted by: mikeski
Someday, people are gonna hold these dumb shits to their pledges.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 15, 2024 10:10 PM (vJiyU)
IIRC it took Bobby Sands 62 days to end his hunger strike, permanently.
Bet these spineless gobs of protoplasm don't last 36 hours before wolfing down some organic vegan bullshit.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 15, 2024 10:18 PM (QXQ4l)
I sense an Ace post coming tomorrow!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 15, 2024 10:18 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Niedermeyer at April 15, 2024 10:18 PM (WXNFJ)
BREAKING: Tennessee Senate recently passed a bill to allow the death penalty for child r*pists.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 10:19 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2024 10:15 PM (RIvkX)
Our betters know that if left up to the "citizens" there would be far less crime because so many repeat offenders would be unable to repeat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 15, 2024 10:19 PM (hOUT3)
They will be delivered to the Senate tomorrow.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 10:16 PM (vtyCZ)
Now do Biden, for ordering an attack on our ally by our enemy.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi)
It is a little out there, maybe, but he should not have been kicked off the stage. Let him make his point and be done with it.
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We're expected to be loyal to God alone, rather than seek the favor of men.
And I don't think I've ever heard of anyone in an alleged position of church authority concerned about the "confront with two witnesses" approach who wasn't looking primarily to cover up their own misconduct.
In this case, the objectionable activity was in public, and witnessed by everyone who was in the audience being addressed, so I don't see how that would apply anyway. It's for when a brother sins against you, specifically.
Posted by: Methos at April 15, 2024 10:19 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2024 10:20 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: andycanuck
I must say most of our legislators do understand the will of their constituents.
Not all though.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2024 10:20 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Frank Costanza at April 15, 2024 10:21 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at April 15, 2024 10:21 PM (rnpfc)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2024 10:21 PM (qPw5n)
Regarding the H&R Block problems, don't wait until April 15th to do your return and file.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2024 10:20 PM (0Htd1)
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Ha, ha. Did mine yesterday.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2024 10:21 PM (MoZTd)
Fire up a grill next to the kids and start doing some ribeyes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2024 10:17 PM (MoZTd)
They are probably all vegans, so that won't work. Maybe you'll get better results mowing the lawn around them.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2024 10:21 PM (QgCrV)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 15, 2024 10:22 PM (AcWfM)
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Wife refers to those N95s as Penis Masks. Why? Her words: Looks like men wearing grey sweatpants and the people behind those masks are...well....
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2024 10:22 PM (2zh0t)
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Yes we have commie red lines; red strings (trot line strings) around our judges, red commie strings around the White House. Less talk, Senator, more action.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 10:22 PM (HLBYA)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2024 10:08 PM (WXNFJ)
Yeah, there's a reason that I never enrolled Pookette in dance classes, even though she's a good dancer. Of course, if I had even brought up the subject, Pooky would've nuked the idea (possibly literally).
Posted by: pookysgirl will never be an AFWL mom at April 15, 2024 10:22 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 15, 2024 10:22 PM (6WHUH)
With the 880 freeway and Golden Gate bridge being impacted mostly and ALOT of hoopla by the Marxist MSM.
Frankly, I saw a miniscule smattering of "protesters" surrounded by a multitude of LEO's in riot gear from every jurisdiction.
I counted a bare minimum of 10 to 1 ratio LEO to protesters yet it took hours to clear this mess...Oh, forgot...COMMIEFORNIA.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 15, 2024 10:22 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 15, 2024 10:22 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2024 10:21 PM (QgCrV)
Hot buttered popcorn, and boxes of hot Krispy Kreme donuts FTW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 10:22 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: andycanuck
I must say most of our legislators do understand the will of their constituents.
Not all though.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2024 10:20 PM (WXNFJ)
You notice how legislators always exempt themselves from the laws they pass?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2024 10:23 PM (0eaVi)
https://youtu.be/JQ8jGqdE2iw
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 15, 2024 10:21 PM (qPw5n)
Thanks for the giggles
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at April 15, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l)
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I'd rather have the citizens stomp on their throats. Lessons sometimes need reinforcement.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2024 10:24 PM (Q4IgG)
it was rough - colonoscopy didn't "go" the first time so I got to do two in a row
I think they both should count so I can wait 20 years now right?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 15, 2024 10:24 PM (AcWfM)
Got to give the roadblockers their due; they dutifully let the motorists drag their asses off the road, and offered no resistance. Which is how "passive resistance" is supposed to be done. And none of them got hurt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 10:17 PM (tkR6S)
None of them got hurt, which means they probably didn't get the proper learning experience out of the event.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2024 10:24 PM (QgCrV)
Hawkish 🧭 @libhawkish Apr 13
As someone with an extreme fear of nuclear war, I've made the decision to move the family to somewhere safer--rural North Dakota. About as far as you can get from population centers. If nothing else, we'll be safe from the warheads.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 10:24 PM (vtyCZ)
Fine. Point, made.
The "advantageous" comes though, in the form of a single Ford F-350 4x4, Rollin' Coal as it drags 'em away like a screaming and flailing raft of logs.
Counterpoint, logged.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 15, 2024 10:24 PM (e6UQI)
https://youtu.be/JQ8jGqdE2iw
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant
The live duck being thrown over the parapet was the icing on the cake.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2024 10:25 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 10:24 PM (vtyCZ)
Right next to some nifty missile silos!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 10:27 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~
No ,recidivations, less crowded prisons, fewer probation officers, less angry victims families....seeing a lot of upside.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 15, 2024 10:27 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 10:27 PM (HLBYA)
As someone with an extreme fear of nuclear war, I've made the decision to move the family to somewhere safer--rural North Dakota. About as far as you can get from population centers. If nothing else, we'll be safe from the warheads.
Posted by: andycanuck
We are not too far from the Y-12 National Security Complex at Oak Ridge.
Won't even see the flash. heh
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2024 10:27 PM (WXNFJ)
Yale students on hunger strike? Really. Who is hurt by this?
I say let them starve and have observers watching that food isn't snuck to them.
Posted by: Ciampino - we'll probably never see one die at April 15, 2024 10:27 PM (qfLjt)
That's nothing, Whitmer will give you 500 dollars a month to take an illegal into your home. Hopefully the person you house won't kill you and dump your body on US 131. Liberals are so childishly naive that they shouldn't be trusted with driver's licenses, much less with holding public office.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2024 10:29 PM (0Htd1)
I say let them starve and have observers watching that food isn't snuck to them.
Posted by: Ciampino - we'll probably never see one die at April 15, 2024 10:27 PM (qfLjt)
Move in a bunch of porta-potties. And lock the doors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 10:29 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Montec at April 15, 2024 10:29 PM (RwSqZ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 15, 2024 10:29 PM (V8he0)
I counted a bare minimum of 10 to 1 ratio LEO to protesters yet it took hours to clear this mess...Oh, forgot...COMMIEFORNIA.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 15, 2024 10:22 PM (TDvv2)
Well, it makes it easier to identify who to sue when I'm in my car trying to get my wife to a hospital, and she dies while sitting in traffic.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 10:30 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 15, 2024 10:30 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Montec at April 15, 2024 10:30 PM (RwSqZ)
1. The campaign to take the northeast city of Kharkov, the second largest city in Ukraine, has started.
2. In selected areas, the Russians are dropping "Surrender" leaflets on Ukrainian troops. This is not something you bother to do to for troops with high morale and motivation.
3. The Ukrainians are threatening to continue attacking Russian oil refineries unless NATO sends more Patriot anti-aircraft systems, the theory being that "Biden" would wish to avoid a disruption in the price of oil prior to the election. The possibility that "Biden" might use that as an excuse to pull all American aid, and cause the immediate end to the war, apparently hasn't occurred to them.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 15, 2024 10:30 PM (EcuTp)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 10:27 PM (HLBYA)
Yikes! (turns onto dirt road)
Posted by: Freight Train at April 15, 2024 10:31 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Montec at April 15, 2024 10:32 PM (RwSqZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2024 10:32 PM (WXNFJ)
The Iranians, among the Chinese and others, infest government at the highest levels.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2024 10:13 PM (Q4IgG)
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Think Valerie Jarrett.
Posted by: Ciampino - sisal makes good ropes and sacks at April 15, 2024 10:33 PM (qfLjt)
As someone with an extreme fear of nuclear war, I've made the decision to move the family to somewhere safer--rural North Dakota. About as far as you can get from population centers. If nothing else, we'll be safe from the warheads.
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He should learn to quit worrying...
Posted by: JQ at April 15, 2024 10:33 PM (njWTi)
Won't even see the flash. heh
Posted by: Tonypete
6 Miles from Trident base...I'll see the flash, but it will never register.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 15, 2024 10:33 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 15, 2024 10:30 PM (EcuTp)
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This is a reasonable gamble. FJB's handlers are all too eager to bend over for the Ukes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 15, 2024 10:33 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 15, 2024 10:34 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Montec at April 15, 2024 10:35 PM (RwSqZ)
Driscoll is a narcissistic grifting prick but it doesn't mean he's necessarily wrong about the gay sword swallower.
Posted by: But a plague on all those wankers at April 15, 2024 10:35 PM (wWkjp)
Posted by: mikeski
So, Yale accepts students who are too dumb to realize that, due to their age, Covid isn't really a threat to them?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2024 10:35 PM (0Htd1)
-- Pastor Mark Driscoll of Trinity Church
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I have dollar bills
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2024 10:35 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 15, 2024 10:27 PM (vJiyU)
Sure seems simple and elegant...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 15, 2024 10:35 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 15, 2024 10:17 PM (MoZTd)
Don't forget the keg.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 10:36 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Montec at April 15, 2024 10:32 PM (RwSqZ)
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We luuuurrrrve granting extensions.
Sure hope ur all paid up on whatever you owe us on April 15, sucker!
Posted by: Your Friends at the IRS at April 15, 2024 10:37 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 15, 2024 10:24 PM (AcWfM)
I think women should be able to "opt out" of medical system reminders for Pap smears. It gets ridiculous sometimes, especially when you're in a monogamous relationship for decades and never had an abnormal result.Of course it's never the clinic's fault, or insurance, or even the law, it's "the system."
Posted by: pookysgirl might be a wee bit frustrated at April 15, 2024 10:37 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 10:27 PM (tkR6S)
Always scratched my head about that...those silos would be empty. I guess it possible by a sneak attack on Washington could delay launch enough, but more than likely empty
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 15, 2024 10:37 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 15, 2024 10:30 PM (EcuTp)
Has Russia been attacking Uke oil refineries? I know they have been hitting electrical utilities pretty hard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 10:38 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
One of the daughters of a neighbor lady had been job hunting for over a year with no luck in her desired field. She finally switched gears and expanded her search. Landed a spot as a dispatcher for LE agencies. Better $$, pension, etc. than her initial search.
Point is, when you least expect it, something good may happen. Good luck!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2024 10:38 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: nerdygirl
To be fair, yale aint known for its science.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 15, 2024 10:39 PM (vJiyU)
As someone with an extreme fear of nuclear war, I've made the decision to move the family to somewhere safer--rural North Dakota. About as far as you can get from population centers. If nothing else, we'll be safe from the warheads."
Freezing to death sounds a lot worse than being vaporized.
Posted by: Ripley at April 15, 2024 10:39 PM (PTDkx)
Won't even see the flash. heh
Posted by: Tonypete
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Where I live it won't be drawn out either. ...Vaporized it will be.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 10:39 PM (HLBYA)
The fact that they might just dump all their intel on what the Biden family has been "investing" in should the cash spigot get turned off has occurred to Joe's handlers. Joe, too, but then he promptly forgot, shit himself, and asked for ice cream.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 15, 2024 10:39 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April
Are you mobile? What are you looking for? I have quite a few recruiter friends/ contacts. I am happy to put you in touch. No promises but will make the connections, if it helps.
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2024 10:39 PM (ZdaMQ)
Including this statement. Which means that everything I know is actually right but then again...
Posted by: Whoa. Mind. Blown. at April 15, 2024 10:39 PM (wWkjp)
Posted by: Montec
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Good man.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 10:40 PM (HLBYA)
Doing the leaflets in Desert Storm was a hoot. We'd target one Iraqi Brigade and tell them to watch the brigade to their left tonight. Then we'd bomb the hell outta the ones on the left. Next day, more leaflets...YOUR TURN TONIGHT!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 10:40 PM (W/lyH)
Along with the US Helsinki Commission, the Hudson Institute has sponsored a number of seminars advocating the breakup of the Russian Federation into several dozen weak, nominally independent states.
Here was one about a year ago:
Preparing for the Dissolution of the Russian Federation
featuring the so-called "foreign minister" of the "Chechen Republic of Ichkeria".
This is an enormous propaganda gift to Putin, of course. If you want to convince the Russian people that the Ukraine War is an extentntial struggle for the very existence of Russia, there's nothing like having US government-sponsored think tanks stating precisely that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2024 10:41 PM (YAtuc)
In some obscure think tank that nobody has ever heard of.
Good on ya, Nimrata!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2024 10:41 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 15, 2024 10:41 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: davidt at April 15, 2024 10:43 PM (SYTee)
A heartwarming video of @alexthechick being shown new vistas in her life.
https://tinyurl.com/5a7trah3
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 10:43 PM (vtyCZ)
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Wonder what the effect would be if everyone who owed did this...
Or just said.... "fuck it."
There's only so many IRS agents....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 15, 2024 10:44 PM (Q4IgG)
It occurs to me that the only solution is to put an abortion clinic in every airport - that way, the Federal government would prosecute anyone blocking airport access, and seek long prison terms for them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2024 10:44 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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To be fair, yale aint known for its science.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 15, 2024 10:39 PM (vJiyU)
But Yale gave us the Bill and Hillary Love Story. And just like that movie's tag line, 'love means never having to say you're sorry', Hillary loves us deplorables so, so very much.
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2024 10:45 PM (emlEe)
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Ha. Saw that today and thought, never heard of em.
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2024 10:45 PM (2zh0t)
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They say that freezing to death is one of the most comfortable ways to go.
Not sure how 'they' know this, but there ya go.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2024 10:46 PM (bo7UB)
So... the TN legislature is just having some harmless fun.
Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2024 10:46 PM (NLIak)
Fuck you.
War.
Posted by: Montec at April 15, 2024 10:46 PM (RwSqZ)
So... the TN legislature is just having some harmless fun.
Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2024 10:46 PM (NLIak)
Child rape isnt cruel and unusual punishment for the child?
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 15, 2024 10:47 PM (+I6Y/)
I am a corporate paralegal. Or, at least, was. I am in Northern Virginia, and am looking for on-site/hybrid positions there. No remote or Maryland/DC.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 15, 2024 10:47 PM (9yWhg)
That's nothing, Whitmer will give you 500 dollars a month to take an illegal into your home. Hopefully the person you house won't kill you and dump your body on US 131. Liberals are so childishly naive that they shouldn't be trusted with driver's licenses, much less with holding public office.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2024 10:29 PM (0Htd1)
$500 a month won't begin to cover the monthly repair costs.
Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2024 10:47 PM (5fDan)
A heartwarming video of @alexthechick being shown new vistas in her life.
https://tinyurl.com/5a7trah3
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 10:43 PM (vtyCZ)
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Rumor has it that alexthechick has a complete collection of custom made Bluebell shivs...
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 10:48 PM (W/lyH)
The girls are doomed. Thanks AWFL mom!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2024
What in the world is athletic pole dancing and do you take lessons? Like I took ballet?
Though, I also took belly dancing, so probably a sprinkle of jezebel there. It was mainly to avoid tap.
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2024 10:48 PM (ZdaMQ)
Bring back the worms that crawl out of your feet!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2024 10:48 PM (bo7UB)
So... the TN legislature is just having some harmless fun.
Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2024 10:46 PM (NLIak)
Scotus has had some personnel changes since then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 10:49 PM (tkR6S)
The organization coordinating these nationwide attacks on transport routes tried to block a road in Tampa.
Arrested and cleared out in 15 minutes.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2024 10:49 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2024 10:49 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Piper
I don't know the answer to that question, but I'm sure TikTok does!
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2024 10:50 PM (DgGvY)
Please do not blame the messenger for accurately reporting what SCOTUS decided 16 years ago.
Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2024 10:50 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2024 10:00 PM (QgCrV)
That excuse doesn't work with the IRS, and it doesn't pass muster at the ONT, mister.
Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2024 10:50 PM (1zxQh)
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Let's see how long they hold out. A few days, max, I would guess. As an aside, the seminal study of starvation was carried out by physiologist Ancel Keys. As a further aside, Keys was the developer of the K-Ration.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2024 10:51 PM (XeU6L)
it was rough - colonoscopy didn't "go" the first time so I got to do two in a row
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 15, 2024 10:24 PM (AcWfM)
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I think the doctor liked your butt and wanted to see it again.
Posted by: Ciampino - job with a view at April 15, 2024 10:51 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: pookysgirl might be a wee bit
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HPV will lie in wait.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 10:51 PM (HLBYA)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2024 10:49 PM (S6gqv)
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Git the rail. It's time for Homer to go.
Posted by: The Soggy Bottom Boys at April 15, 2024 10:51 PM (bo7UB)
Just wondering about the wording here. Does a punishment have to be cruel and unusual to be prohibited? Because if every state executed every r*pist, it might be cruel but it wouldn't be unusual.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 15, 2024 10:51 PM (/y8xj)
Not sure how 'they' know this, but there ya go.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2024 10:46 PM (bo7UB)
Reminds me of the story of Barbara Graham's execution. After she was strapped into San Quentin's chair inside the gas chamber, a C.O. supposedly leaned in and said softy to her, 'Breathe deep, it'll make it easier' or words to that effect. Graham is said to have replied, 'How the hell would you know?'
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2024 10:51 PM (emlEe)
Though, I also took belly dancing, so probably a sprinkle of jezebel there. It was mainly to avoid tap.
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2024 10:48 PM (ZdaMQ)
Un-athletic pole dancing might be rather droopy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 10:51 PM (tkR6S)
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OTOH, King Harv is looking a lot happier.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2024 10:52 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2024 10:49 PM (S6gqv)
Hell they ain't even old-timey!
Posted by: Is you is or is you ain't my constituency? at April 15, 2024 10:52 PM (wWkjp)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 10:53 PM (HLBYA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Starvation on the installment plan.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 15, 2024 10:53 PM (vJiyU)
I've got some contacts out in the Chantilly area. I'll snoop around for ya.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 10:53 PM (W/lyH)
MAD MAX was released 45 years ago this week. Acclaimed as one of the great independent films, and the movie that launched the career of star Mel Gibson, the making of story is a ride through a dystopian wasteland…
1/44
...The Director of Photography was David Eggby, who later said it was a very dangerous shoot. Some sequences were shot by Eggby as a passenger on a motorbike going 110 mph. He said, "I knew we were risking our lives out there."
https://tinyurl.com/yze6swnk
A history of Mad Max's production unrolled as an ordinary webpage with copious photos.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 10:53 PM (vtyCZ)
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Heavens, Nimrata and Joey B. were made for each other.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 10:55 PM (HLBYA)
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Until they turn to cannibalism, they aren't really hungry.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2024 10:55 PM (XeU6L)
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Seems like they should have recruited Kamala for that one. Seminal studies are right up her, um, alley.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2024 10:55 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Piper
I don't know either, but if they make it an olympic sport, I'm definitely watching.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 10:55 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 15, 2024 10:56 PM (9yWhg)
I am a corporate paralegal. Or, at least, was. I am in Northern Virginia, and am looking for on-site/hybrid positions there. No remote or Maryland/DC.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 15, 2024 10:47 PM (9yWhg
Okay, well if you determine you are mobile, I am pretty well connected to a big company’s legal group from my past life, but it would mean Charlotte. I have legal connections in central VA- not helpful- and in Winston-Salem, also not helpful, but maybe a short term thing while you keep looking. My brother is one of 3457765422 VPs at Northrop. Let me see if he knows of anything in NOVA.
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2024 10:56 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 15, 2024 10:56 PM (V8he0)
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Until they turn to cannibalism, they aren't really hungry.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2024 10:55 PM (XeU6L)
Lord of the Elis.
Posted by: RickZ at April 15, 2024 10:57 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Diogenes
Why not? Beach volleyball made the cut.
Posted by: Some Rat at April 15, 2024 10:57 PM (vJiyU)
Imagine you're driving on that same road and there's a large tree limb blocking passage (ignore provenance). What do you do? You get out and move it. Would the cops object? No, what can they say since they left it there. So treat a blocking person the same way.
Now if the tree limb is too big and heavy then you get out the chainsaw and/or axe and start trimming. Are you getting the idea? If the cops object then ask them to help move the trash from the road and tell them not to allow it to happen again.
Posted by: Ciampino - job with a view, occasionally spectacular at April 15, 2024 10:58 PM (qfLjt)
I think they both should count so I can wait 20 years now right?
Posted by: BlackOrchid
Bummer.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2024 10:58 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 10:27 PM (tkR6S)
Always scratched my head about that...those silos would be empty. I guess it possible by a sneak attack on Washington could delay launch enough, but more than likely empty
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 15, 2024 10:37 PM (+I6Y/)
You're not accounting for the Biden Delay Factor. By the time the wake-up drugs go into effect and allow Joe to make a decision, the Russian and Chinese warheads will have impacted and taken-out many of our missiles in their silos.
Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2024 10:58 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 15, 2024 10:58 PM (9yWhg)
They were friends of my dad and uncle. Duane would stop by their store and tell them the latest on that crazy ass drunk Sammy. A lot of those stories began,"Well, Sammy got drunk and beat the shit out of his wife's car again."
Duane's mom and step-dad owned the world famous Broken Spoke on South Lamar.
One day Duane stopped by with a copy of Willie's next album (it hadn't been released, it was on a plain yellow 8 track) "Red Headed Stranger", everyone was underwhelmed. So they listened to it again (and drank whiskey) and decided that they liked it. So they listened to it again (more whiskey) and fianlly dawned on them that Willie Nelson was a gd genius.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at April 15, 2024 10:58 PM (llmzI)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2024 10:00 PM (QgCrV)
That excuse doesn't work with the IRS, and it doesn't pass muster at the ONT, mister.
Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2024 10:50 PM (1zxQh)
How about this one?
https://youtu.be/zXmQW_aqBks?si=mdoL5ndWOMGv2nfM
Posted by: tankdemon at April 15, 2024 10:58 PM (QgCrV)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 10:59 PM (HLBYA)
Posted by: Oddbob
A textualist! "And," not "or." The Founding Fathers knew what those words meant. So drawing and quartering is cruel, but not unusual. It was used for centuries. It should be allowed.
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2024 10:59 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 15, 2024 10:56 PM (9yWhg)
Hope I can help. I worked there for a few years off Willard Road. Great BBQ at Willards!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 11:00 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2024 10:58 PM (5fDan)
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Potatohead will always be ready for that 3 a.m. call, at around 11:30 a.m.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2024 11:00 PM (bo7UB)
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Are they doing this where they are seen by the public? If so I’d get a lot of friends to eat in front of them.
Posted by: polynikes at April 15, 2024 11:00 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 10:24 PM (vtyCZ)
Right next to some nifty missile silos!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Bif's decending priority of choosi g where to live when nucular football begins.
Pick a spot that's over the horizon, upwind, and upstream from any aim point. An aim point is any infrastructure, power generation, population center, or military logistical/force location.
Put a terrain feature between you and the aim point.
Live right on the aim point. It'll be over b4 you know it began.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2024 11:01 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: A sword-swallowing male stripper isn't exactly subtle at April 15, 2024 11:01 PM (wWkjp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 15, 2024 11:01 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Diogenes
Here you go: BTW, most of the participants are not as comely as Miss Sophia. Just saying.
https://youtu.be/kuG8eqgKPpA?si=hawNYcWKDtH5JicJ&t=10
Posted by: Tonypete at April 15, 2024 11:02 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: polynikes at April 15,
Fried chicken and waffles! Could you imagine being hungry and having to smell that heaven?
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2024 11:02 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Ciampino - job with a view, occasionally spectacular at April 15, 2024 10:58 PM (qfLjt)
I think you should be allowed to have whirling sabers welded to your hubcaps.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2024 11:02 PM (S6gqv)
*The film was based on a true incident in which two inmates escaped & presented a detailed report to the International Red Cross about conditions in the camp, in the spring of 1944. One of the men also published a post-war book, which was the basis for the film. The two men even brought out, & delivered to the IRC, the label from a canister of Zyclon B cyanide pellets,
Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2024 11:03 PM (NLIak)
Pick a spot that's over the horizon, upwind, and upstream from any aim point. An aim point is any infrastructure, power generation, population center, or military logistical/force location.
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That's what we did. Didn't work out as we planned. Next thing we knew there were bombs, soldiers, etc.
Posted by: Falkland Islanders at April 15, 2024 11:03 PM (XeU6L)
Live right on the aim point. It'll be over b4 you know it began.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2024 11:01 PM (MsrgL)
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Don't forget the vintage fridge. And not one of those South Korean models!
Posted by: I. Jones at April 15, 2024 11:04 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: more a symbolic hunger strike at April 15, 2024 11:04 PM (wWkjp)
Food truck.
For everybody brew coffee.
For the vegans, roast some peanuts right there. Also have PBJ sandwiches available in full view. Also make toast, burnt toast.
For non vegans, BBQ steaks and sausages, frying bacon and frying eggs.
Posted by: Ciampino - I would love to watch at April 15, 2024 11:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tom Servo
You'll get yours, jerk.
Posted by: Judah BenHur at April 15, 2024 11:06 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 15, 2024 11:07 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2024 11:02 PM (S6gqv)
I rather like the multiple pass CAT D-9 clearing solution!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 15, 2024 11:07 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: more a symbolic hunger strike at April 15, 2024 11:04 PM (wWkjp)
Butt plugs, Krazy Glue, hunger strikers. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 11:07 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: I. Jones
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Hmm. 'Blast From The Past' just came to mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2024 11:08 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 10:27 PM (tkR6S)
Always scratched my head about that...those silos would be empty. I guess it possible by a sneak attack on Washington could delay launch enough, but more than likely empty
Posted by: a dude in MI
Not gonna link to anything. Use ocam's tranny razor.
What is the reliability of the minuteman icbm? How long is it operational, before it has tp have a human diddle it to get it back on line?
What is the mean time between failure of the minuteman icbm? What is the mean time to repair of same?
Now check out traffic to/from those 'empty' silos. Bet it matches the average mtbf/mttr. This meet's Bif's 3rd location priority of living on the aim point.
If you live on a road to/from one of them, put up a game camera and collect data on who/what passes by. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2024 11:08 PM (MsrgL)
Here again to ask for some prayers for our son, who is dealing with some "non-catastrophic bullshit" but could use some help with the situation.
Many thanks in advance,
Ya'll are the best- you know that, right?
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at April 15, 2024 11:08 PM (jN2/U)
I expected a stronger, more defined core for a champion. Especially abs. Perhaps I am overly critical. But I have more definition in my abs, lats and shoulders and I have some years on this girl!
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2024 11:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
For everybody brew coffee.
For the vegans, roast some peanuts right there. Also have PBJ sandwiches available in full view. Also make toast, burnt toast.
For non vegans, BBQ steaks and sausages, frying bacon and frying eggs.
Posted by: Ciampino - I would love to watch
Popcorn, the smell of popcorn makes me want.....POPCORN!
Posted by: Some Rat at April 15, 2024 11:09 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 15, 2024 10:20 PM (0Htd1)
More importantly, don't leave it until May 15th.
Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2024 11:09 PM (1zxQh)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Craterface would approve.
Posted by: Grease is the Word at April 15, 2024 11:10 PM (41CYW)
Many thanks in advance,
Ya'll are the best- you know that, right?
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium
Of course, Sal. Many prayers for guidance, strength and clarity on the way.
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2024 11:10 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2024 11:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Go on...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2024 11:10 PM (bo7UB)
Read some studies awhile back about what a fifty warhead, one hundred warhead, and a 200 warhead exchange would look like. Not pretty.
One of the better places to live in the lower 48 is the southern coast of oregon.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 11:10 PM (W/lyH)
Of course, it also requires multiple 24/7 web streams to detect cheating.
Without these safeguards, they could easily fast during daylight, and feast at night.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2024 11:11 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 15, 2024 11:11 PM (hOUT3)
Assembly required.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 11:12 PM (HLBYA)
Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2024 11:03 PM (NLIak)
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Cyanide poisoning isn't painless but death is so quick that the victim probably has no reflection time - your life doesn't flash by before your eyes, but maybe just a dull day's worth.
Posted by: Ciampino - now do strychnine at April 15, 2024 11:12 PM (qfLjt)
@MrAndyNgo 34m
Breaking: Police shoot pepper balls to repel pro-Palestine extremists trying to rush and attack the @Tesla
production facility in Fremont, Calif. The plant has closed in an emergency to protect people working there.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2024 11:12 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 15, 2024 11:12 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2024 11:08 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Go on...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2024 11:10 PM (bo7UB)
Pictures, or it didn’t happen.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2024 11:13 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Ciampino - job with a view, occasionally spectacular at April 15, 2024 10:58 PM (qfLjt)
I think you should be allowed to have whirling sabers welded to your hubcaps.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2024 11:02 PM (S6gqv)
Yesterday in Houston I saw a Cadillac with 12-inch long Massala (bad guy in Ben Hur) chariot wheel spoke-cutter hub cap extensions. I hadn't seen these in several years down here. Crazy.
Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2024 11:13 PM (5fDan)
A history of Mad Max's production unrolled as an ordinary webpage with copious photos.
I remember seeing "A Boy and His Dog" a long time ago but not when it was new. I didn't remember that it was set in 2024. Seems like that should mean something.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 15, 2024 11:13 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 15, 2024 11:14 PM (9yWhg)
https://mol.im/a/13311899
Posted by: Ciampino - what's the excuse? at April 15, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 11:14 PM (HLBYA)
Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2024 11:03 PM
Completely unrelated, but I sent pictures of Owlbert in. He didn’t make it this Saturday, so hopefully next!
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2024 11:14 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 11:15 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2024 11:11 PM (VNX3d)
Whoda Hell would do that?
Posted by: Mohammed Ramadanadingdong at April 15, 2024 11:15 PM (tkR6S)
Read some studies awhile back about what a fifty warhead, one hundred warhead, and a 200 warhead exchange would look like. Not pretty.
One of the better places to live in the lower 48 is the southern coast of oregon.
Posted by: Diogenes
I could go with a location west, southwest of the Monahans sand dunes. Dig in, live underground to get away from that Texas heat. The only draw back would be going to Midland or Odessa for supplies.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2024 11:16 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 11:14 PM (HLBYA)
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Just get an N95 mask and you're good to go.
They stop anything.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2024 11:16 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: mikeski at April 15, 2024 10:59 PM (DgGvY)
More, the Founders hung a lot of people... so shouldn't the standard be what THEY thought was cruel and unusual?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2024 11:17 PM (xaFKb)
"I Want to Live!", starring Susan Hayward. That was in the film, but I don't know whether it happened in real life.
Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2024 11:17 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at April 15, 2024 11:17 PM (JrYM1)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at
=-----------
No bathroom privileges.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 11:19 PM (HLBYA)
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2024 11:19 PM (b7edG)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 15, 2024 10:23 PM (0eaVi)
There should be a constitutional restriction on that.
Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2024 11:19 PM (1zxQh)
Posted by: davidt at April 15, 2024 11:19 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 15, 2024 11:21 PM (9yWhg)
Seven hours to assign me a door and two hours to unload me. Freakin' ridiculous.
But I'm at the truck stop which, amazingly, still has open spaces.
But it's fine and now the City of San Antonio will remain awash in Gatorade and LifeWTR.
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2024 11:21 PM (b7edG)
Colorado Springs.
With the coming of NORAD, the buildup of Peterson, and the plans for Cheyenne Mountain, it became the groundest of zeroes, and he moved away in disgust. Others say Ginnie couldn't take the altitude, so there is that.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 15, 2024 11:22 PM (zdLoL)
Read some studies awhile back about what a fifty warhead, one hundred warhead, and a 200 warhead exchange would look like. Not pretty.
One of the better places to live in the lower 48 is the southern coast of oregon.
Posted by: Diogenes
I could go with a location west, southwest of the Monahans sand dunes. Dig in, live underground to get away from that Texas heat. The only draw back would be going to Midland or Odessa for supplies.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2024 11:16 PM (MsrgL)
An article on DailyMail last week said the safest countries to be in if there's a strategic nuclear war are Iceland, Switzerland, New Zealand, Indonesia, Bhutan, Argentina, Chile, and South Africa. I can't recall the reasoning.
Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2024 11:22 PM (5fDan)
Of course, it also requires multiple 24/7 web streams to detect cheating.
Without these safeguards, they could easily fast during daylight, and feast at night.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2024 11:11 PM (VNX3d)
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You are looking at us aren't you.
Every mohammedan pretending to fast during Ramadan.
Posted by: Ciampino - that's not how fasting works at April 15, 2024 11:22 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 10:30 PM (W/lyH)
Everyone stuck there should call 911 and report a hostage situation. Including that there appear to be police taking part in it.
Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2024 11:23 PM (1zxQh)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 15, 2024 11:13 PM (/y8xj)
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Another one of those movies dad took me to when I was inappropriately young, 10-11 years old.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2024 11:23 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2024 11:16 PM (MsrgL)
I like SW oregon because it's a long way from the nearest target city (Eugene), good sources of fresh water, arable land, and easy to block off the roads in and out. And, most importantly, the area is usually upwind of any targets.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 11:23 PM (W/lyH)
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I noticed that from the movie poster too and went, "Oh. Oh."
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 15, 2024 11:24 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2024
Bless you, Robert for bringing lifeWTR to the electrolyte wanting masses!
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2024 11:25 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2024 11:22 PM (5fDan)
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Greenland would be good if it wasn't for the bloody Skraelings.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2024 11:25 PM (bo7UB)
Won't you come along with me
Jenny, Jenny,
Oh, Jenny, Jenny,
Need a little fun
Crave a little company
Jenny, Jenny,
Oh, Jenny, Jenny
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 11:25 PM (HLBYA)
Posted by: PabloD at April 15, 2024 11:27 PM (nBXrs)
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2024 11:16 PM (MsrgL)
I like SW oregon because it's a long way from the nearest target city (Eugene), good sources of fresh water, arable land, and easy to block off the roads in and out. And, most importantly, the area is usually upwind of any targets.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 11:23 PM (W/lyH)
Well, assuming the Russian and Chinese ICBM guidance systems work properly...
;-)
Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2024 11:27 PM (5fDan)
Ole Big Muddy is gonna change routes at that point, soonish. There's not a damned thing i. That state worth bombing except the b52 base in Bossier City which is well over the horizon from that spot. Plenty of Bif approved hunting and fishing to survive on. Negatives would put lack of airconditioning at the tip top of the suck list. Maybe Bossier City should get a 2nd look?
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2024 11:27 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 11:23 PM (W/lyH)
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Portland would be my #1 target. Eugene would be #2.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 15, 2024 11:27 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Robert at April 15, 2024 11:28 PM (b7edG)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 11:23 PM (W/lyH)
I'm actually in the far southern Oregon coast at this minute. I'll scout around for a post apocalypse Sigma Chi alumni chapter house for us.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2024 11:28 PM (0iMRW)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2024 11:11 PM (VNX3d)
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You are looking at us aren't you.
Every mohammedan pretending to fast during Ramadan.
Posted by: Ciampino - that's not how fasting works
Hunger strike = no food. It wouldn’t surprise me if the Yale hunger strikers didn’t know what a hunger strike is.
Ramadan has its own rules.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 15, 2024 11:28 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2024 11:22 PM (5fDan)
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Greenland would be good if it wasn't for the bloody Skraelings.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2024 11:25 PM (bo7UB)
Ha! Now that you mention it, I recall Greenland is on their safe list.
Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2024 11:28 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Piper at April 15, 2024 11:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2024 11:28 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2024 11:22 PM (5fDan)
I think our doomsday protocol, if activated, should direct a nuke or three towards each one of those places, because fuck you guys.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2024 11:29 PM (S6gqv)
Thanks. I saw you mentioned that on an earlier thread. Hopefully Owlbert will make the cut next time!
Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2024 11:29 PM (NLIak)
https://tinyurl.com/mfy82njy
(X.com)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 15, 2024 11:29 PM (IHA2j)
One wonders where he has been since the first century, when the art came to Greece and Rome. It had its greatest popularity in western Europe in the middle ages, hardly a time of little faith.
Maybe with a little more contemplation he could get that stick just a little farther up his ass.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 15, 2024 11:30 PM (zdLoL)
I could go with a location west, southwest of the Monahans sand dunes. Dig in, live underground to get away from that Texas heat. The only draw back would be going to Midland or Odessa for supplies.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2024 11:16 PM (MsrgL)
Ole Monahans. Gem of a spot there
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 15, 2024 11:30 PM (WF/xn)
;-)
Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2024 11:27 PM (5fDan)
Hey!
They stole our best stuff. I'm sure they will all work just fine!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 11:30 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2024 11:27 PM (MsrgL)
heh, my wife grew up about 6 miles (straight line distance) south of Barksdale. She said they always joked that they didn't have to worry about nuclear war, because they wouldn't be around to worry about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2024 11:31 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Beartooth
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Brookings? Gold Beach? Best huckleberry pie I ever had was in Port Orford.
Posted by: Grease is the Word at April 15, 2024 11:31 PM (41CYW)
;-)
Posted by: Gref
That's another good point to consider. What's the circular error probable for aim point accuracy? Of couse, nukes only need 'close enough' to matter. So err on the 3 sigma outter limit of they aimed at Dallas, but hit Amarillo?
*remembers that Amarillo has a b1 bomber base*
Aims at Amarillo, but hits Dallas. Doesn't matter since it's a crust breaker nuke to get the b1 bombers.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2024 11:32 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2024 11:17 PM (NLIak)
Eeesh …
I saw that when I was young and impressionable.
Scared the shit out of me … no life of crime hit me after that.
On a side note, I had a girlfriend who looked a bit like Susan … and busty like her as well.
Posted by: browndog says no way at April 15, 2024 11:32 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Musik Kal at April 15, 2024 11:32 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 15, 2024 11:30 PM (WF/xn)
Go to Balmorhea State Park, big swimming pool in the absolute middle of nowhere. Good place to hang out for a decade or two.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2024 11:33 PM (S6gqv)
This is science, people. SCIENCE.
Posted by: John Drake at April 15, 2024 11:33 PM (WqOsh)
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2024 11:28 PM (0iMRW)
Oooooo!!!
The Sigma Chi Alumni bunker!
Awesome idea!
The first Sweetheart Ball is gonna be lit!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 11:33 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2024 11:31 PM (S6gqv)
The family farm is close to some Minute Man III silos. Some of electrical feeds pass through the property.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2024 11:33 PM (0iMRW)
https://t.co/5EWETmeJmb
Posted by: Ciampino - lying to the public at April 15, 2024 11:33 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 11:34 PM (d9y0q)
"I Want to Live!", starring Susan Hayward. That was in the film, but I don't know whether it happened in real life.
Posted by: mnw
Based on true story. Hayward won an Oscar for her performance.
Posted by: Tuna at April 15, 2024 11:36 PM (oaGWv)
https://mol.im/a/13310697
Posted by: Ciampino - Ban them from those States at April 15, 2024 11:36 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Beartooth
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Brookings? Gold Beach? Best huckleberry pie I ever had was in Port Orford.
Posted by: Grease is the Word at April 15, 2024 11:31 PM (41CYW)
Gold beach tonight then some redwoods sight seeing.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2024 11:36 PM (0iMRW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2024 11:33 PM (S6gqv)
Been wanting to go there for a while
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 15, 2024 11:37 PM (WF/xn)
From 30 miles away.
What a fooking dumb ass young Bif was.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2024 11:37 PM (MsrgL)
IIRC the consort of Ba'al is sometimes spelled as Ashtoreth. Up on the Temple Mount outside the Dome of the Rock there might still be evidence cut in the stone of a temple dedicated to Ashtoreth.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 11:37 PM (d9y0q)
They are going to help us self destruct. Don't think that the KGB is not here with suitcases of cash and photographs, they are. And so are the Chinese.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 11:38 PM (HLBYA)
Climate activists cause chaos at Kamala Harris' California home: Six protesters chanting 'fund climate action not genocide' are arrested as they swarm the VP's residence
https://mol.im/a/13311857
Posted by: Ciampino - 'On-My-Knees' is my middle name at April 15, 2024 11:38 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2024 11:22 PM (5fDan)
I think our doomsday protocol, if activated, should direct a nuke or three towards each one of those places, because fuck you guys.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Wait a minute? What did Iceland ever do to ....oh... Björk....right...never mind...carry on....
Actually, we should probably target them first.
Posted by: John Drake at April 15, 2024 11:38 PM (WqOsh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 11:39 PM (d9y0q)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 11:40 PM (HLBYA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 11:40 PM (d9y0q)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 15, 2024 10:49 PM (YAtuc)
And that right there is your real RICO charge. Find the organizations coordinating these things and burn them down.
Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2024 11:41 PM (1zxQh)
Posted by: Beartooth
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Spent a lot of time in Gold Beach as a young child. Saw Jaws in the theater there, steelhead fishing on the Rogue, good times. Enjoy your trip.
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2024 11:41 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: My Love Will Turn You ON at April 15, 2024 11:42 PM (V5BDR)
_Time on MSN
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 11:42 PM (HLBYA)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 15, 2024 11:42 PM (IHA2j)
I saw it. The film was criticized back when it was made (195
for not sticking closely to the facts in the Barbara Graham case.
It was criticized for being an anti-death penalty sermon.
I've read about Graham's case. I don't think it was appropriate for the death penalty, because the facts are too murky. She certainly participated in the armed robbery in which the elderly female victim died.
Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2024 11:42 PM (NLIak)
https://mol.im/a/13310971
I know nothing and it wasn't me. I don't even know what a sawfish is. I know a swordfish so I assume this is a chainsaw-fish?
Anyone have a clue what's the problem?
Posted by: Ciampino - Cut-throat-razorfish at April 15, 2024 11:43 PM (qfLjt)
So as the taxpayers we pay money to:
Find the illegals
Pay the illegals to come here
Pay the illegals to win "asylum"
Pay the illegals welfare which they use to vacation/pay their families in the countries they are "refugees" from.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2024 11:45 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Best place on web for cool comments and interesting info. Thanks Anna Puma. New reading material.
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2024 11:45 PM (41CYW)
Good night everyone.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2024 11:45 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: scampydog at April 15, 2024 11:41 PM (41CYW)
First time here for us. I think this will be our new Oregon coast spot. It used to be Lincoln City but it has really been overrun in the past 10+ years. Lincoln City is far closer to home but we are willing to take the time to get here.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 15, 2024 11:45 PM (0iMRW)
I know nothing and it wasn't me. I don't even know what a sawfish is. I know a swordfish so I assume this is a chainsaw-fish?
Anyone have a clue what's the problem?
Posted by: Ciampino - Cut-throat-razorfish at April 15, 2024 11:43 PM (qfLjt)
they should never have given them the vaxx.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2024 11:46 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: My Love Will Turn You ON at April 15, 2024 11:42 PM (V5BDR)
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Word is she's being kept comfortable, and she's been relieved of her duty to lay eggs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2024 11:46 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 11:47 PM (d9y0q)
From 30 miles away.
What a fooking dumb ass young Bif was.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2024 11:37 PM (MsrgL)
I was south of there supporting the 2nd ACR. I had the NRAS safes in my track. Good times.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 15, 2024 11:49 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at April 15, 2024 11:51 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2024 11:52 PM (HLBYA)
There's a USAF Base there (Thule). Early warning radar monitoring "the Russian land mass." The Russkies might not find that benign.
Argentina sounds right. New Zealand too. The Helvetians (Swiss Miss & Heidi) might catch some unwelcome radiation fallout.
Posted by: mnw at April 15, 2024 11:52 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 15, 2024 11:54 PM (yuhGN)
From 30 miles away.
What a fooking dumb ass young Bif was.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 15, 2024 11:37 PM (MsrgL)
But with enough Rads you become a Fallout Ghoul... right?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2024 11:54 PM (xaFKb)
Anyone have a clue what's the problem?
Posted by: Ciampino - Cut-throat-razorfish
So, Mr....Fish...
Or is it Razorfish?
(consults folder)
What's your take on the Florida Keys? Tourist site? Bucket-List Destination? Spawning ground?
(leans over table menacingly)
What made the fish all spinny?
(Pound table)
The sawfish - what did the voices tell you to do?
Posted by: John Drake/USFWS Ichthyus Interrogator at April 15, 2024 11:55 PM (WqOsh)
*opens the rule book for Twilight 2000*
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 11:56 PM (d9y0q)
In some obscure think tank that nobody has ever heard of.
Good on ya, Nimrata!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 15, 2024 10:41 PM (bo7UB)
"Vat are you sinking about?"--German Coast Guard
https://youtu.be/0MUsVcYhERY
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2024 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Julius Caesar at April 15, 2024 11:58 PM (bo7UB)
*opens the rule book for Twilight 2000*
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2024 11:56 PM (d9y0q)
Sounds RADical.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2024 11:58 PM (ynpvh)
The Northern Hemisphere would be immediately fucked or withing days, as the bombs are all going to fall north the Equator (right?) - prevailing winds. Equator and below would last longer but the radiation would get there too as the winds mixed. How dilute? No one knows. Good Neville Shute book "On The Beach" deals with that scenario.
Posted by: Ciampino - we have alpha, beta and gamma for you at April 15, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
I sawfish
I conquered fish
Posted by: Julius Caesar at April 15, 2024 11:58 PM (bo7UB)
Before he became a salad.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2024 11:59 PM (ynpvh)
The Northern Hemisphere would be immediately fucked or withing days, as the bombs are all going to fall north the Equator (right?) - prevailing winds. Equator and below would last longer but the radiation would get there too as the winds mixed. How dilute? No one knows. Good Neville Shute book "On The Beach" deals with that scenario.
Posted by: Ciampino - we have alpha, beta and gamma for you at April 15, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
And Guam will finally capsize.--Hank Johnson
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 12:00 AM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/13310935
Posted by: Ciampino - We could only dream! at April 16, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13310935
Posted by: Ciampino - We could only dream! at April 16, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)
She wasn't a yung-um either. 40-something.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 12:01 AM (ynpvh)
"On the Beach"
Name a truly awful movie that everybody just HAD to see, back in the I Like Ike era.
Posted by: mnw at April 16, 2024 12:01 AM (NLIak)
Litters of anywhere from 1-23 young that are strikingly site-specific!
What do I tell the hatchlings? Who answers for them?
Posted by: John Drake/USFWS Ichthyus Interrogator at April 16, 2024 12:02 AM (WqOsh)
I sawfish
I conquered fish
Posted by: Julius Caesar at April 15, 2024 11:58 PM (bo7UB)
Before he became a salad.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 15, 2024 11:59 PM (ynpvh)
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So, Big Julie swims with the fishes eh! ....
Posted by: Ciampino - We could only dream, dream, dream at April 16, 2024 12:03 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2024 12:04 AM (HLBYA)
Basically the Northern Hemisphere nuked itself and the Humanity that survived to reach space was all in the Southern Hemisphere.
First novel published in this timeline was Uller Uprising in 1952.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2024 12:05 AM (d9y0q)
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2024 12:06 AM (41CYW)
That hill has a face towards the car that I can imagine saying, "Dum-Dum, give me Gum-Gum"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 12:06 AM (ynpvh)
What a big, boring, cast iron souffle.
I saw it in a theatre when it first came out.
Posted by: mnw at April 16, 2024 12:07 AM (NLIak)
If not, just shut up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2024 12:08 AM (d9y0q)
What a big, boring, cast iron souffle.
I saw it in a theatre when it first came out.
Posted by: mnw at April 16, 2024 12:07 AM (NLIak)
Ah. I'm a younger 29 than you are then. I don't remember the Moon Landing, but I was around.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2024 12:08 AM (HLBYA)
https://mol.im/a/13310935
Posted by: Ciampino
Annnnnnd hubby will end up paying her alimony.
Okay, say you're the Dad of the kid. All joking aside, what do you do?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2024 12:09 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $22 burrito at April 16, 2024 12:10 AM (MeG8a)
It's all good. Nothing to see here. Move along, wingnuts.
Posted by: The DoD at April 16, 2024 12:10 AM (V8he0)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2024 12:10 AM (HLBYA)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $22 burrito at April 16, 2024 12:10 AM (MeG8a)
I want the first bomb to hit me on the head. Once my meds run out I'm a dead-man-walking anyway.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 12:11 AM (ynpvh)
It's all good. Nothing to see here. Move along, wingnuts.
Posted by: The DoD at April 16, 2024 12:10 AM (V8he0)
https://youtu.be/NuAKnbIr6TE
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 12:11 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim
Exactly! Even if I were able to secure food, water, shelter and heat - the lack of medicine will take the lovely Mrs. out pretty quickly.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2024 12:12 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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That's the toon.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2024 12:13 AM (HLBYA)
Posted by: jim
Exactly! Even if I were able to secure food, water, shelter and heat - the lack of medicine will take the lovely Mrs. out pretty quickly.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2024 12:12 AM (WXNFJ)
I thought the nukes took care of the heat part...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 12:13 AM (ynpvh)
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I want to be with Wiley Coyote. Wherever he may be. That sumbitch can survive anything.
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2024 12:15 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2024 12:15 AM (HLBYA)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 15, 2024 11:54 PM (xaFKb)
And drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
Posted by: Mmm...stimpaks at April 16, 2024 12:15 AM (wWkjp)
Posted by: a dude in MI at April 16, 2024 12:16 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2024 12:10 AM (HLBYA)
Week-long Boy Scout Summer Camp for me. Didn't see the landing until I got home days later and saw it replayed on tv.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2024 12:17 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Ciampino - Well it is Shitcago at April 16, 2024 12:17 AM (qfLjt)
https://t.co/AxF7LwKCk2
Posted by: Ciampino - That's another reason Trump needs stopping at April 16, 2024 12:19 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Well it is Shitcago at April 16, 2024 12:17 AM (qfLjt)
They milked every dollar outta the operation 'til it was udderly spent.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 16, 2024 12:20 AM (e6UQI)
Over 1,300 layoffs hit logistics companies across US
Layoffs continue across the freight and logistics industry, with companies in Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Michigan and Texas announcing job reductions and facility closures over the past two weeks. _FreightWaves
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2024 12:21 AM (HLBYA)
Posted by: Ciampino - That's another reason Trump needs stopping at April 16, 2024 12:19 AM (qfLjt)
But of course. The Poison Ivy League.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2024 12:21 AM (emlEe)
https://tinyurl.com/62t27p5z
Posted by: Ciampino - They bring them in dumpsters? at April 16, 2024 12:21 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino
They milked every dollar outta the operation 'til it was udderly spent.
Posted by: Jim
It's Ober. Dair yain't no more.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2024 12:22 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ciampino - They bring them in dumpsters?
Dump trucks, probably. Dumpsters are already in place, for housing.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2024 12:23 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 16, 2024 12:23 AM (HLBYA)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Not much freight moving across the water. I have containers I've been waiting on for 7 months. In a normalized environment they start landing in 3 to 4 months.
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2024 12:25 AM (41CYW)
https://tinyurl.com/499xv5zm
Posted by: Ciampino - Then they run for office at April 16, 2024 12:25 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - They bring them in dumpsters? at April 16, 2024 12:21 AM (qfLjt)
Ya know, the way things are going, that upcoming civil war might just be illegals and the government versus The People. It's prima facie evidence at this point the government hates The People, so why not?
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2024 12:26 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Ciampino
They milked every dollar outta the operation 'til it was udderly spent.
Posted by: Jim
It's Ober. Dair yain't no more.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2024 12:22 AM (DgGvY)
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They took the cream and left the whey.
Posted by: Ciampino - did they do ice cream? at April 16, 2024 12:28 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 12:29 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino - icy cream? at April 16, 2024 12:30 AM (qfLjt)
Immigrants are those holding an immigrant visa.
Again they gaslight and use that word when they are referring to illegal aliens already in the US seeking asylum.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2024 12:30 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Ciampino - icy cream? at April 16, 2024 12:30 AM (qfLjt)
IT probably is in German.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 12:30 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino - icy cream? at April 16, 2024 12:30 AM (qfLjt)
IT probably is in German.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 12:30 AM (ynpvh)
And Google Translate says Yes: Eiscreme
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 12:31 AM (ynpvh)
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Maybe migrants should be called vandals or goths.
Classical.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2024 12:32 AM (cOq4q)
Ohio man, 81, is charged with murder for shooting dead female Uber driver who was called by a scammer to pick up parcel outside his home - just moments after he was also targeted by menacing fake phone call
https://mol.im/a/13308215
Posted by: Ciampino - Do not shoot 'dead females' at April 16, 2024 12:33 AM (qfLjt)
Ohio man, 81, is charged with murder for shooting dead female Uber driver who was called by a scammer to pick up parcel outside his home - just moments after he was also targeted by menacing fake phone call
https://mol.im/a/13308215
Posted by: Ciampino - Do not shoot 'dead females' at April 16, 2024 12:33 AM (qfLjt)
I assume he also shot her when she was living...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 12:33 AM (ynpvh)
Again they gaslight and use that word when they are referring to illegal aliens already in the US seeking asylum.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2024 12:30 AM (cOq4q)
The Donks have enough gasbags to gaslight forever and never touch their strategic reserves.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2024 12:37 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 15, 2024 11:45 PM (ibTVg)
Wasn't that what the Ruskies were warning us about? That the Tsarnev family kept coming back to Chechnya despite claiming asylum?
Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to look it up at April 16, 2024 12:37 AM (dtlDP)
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I don't think could run an open air prison camp at $500 a head per month.
Make it $5000 a month and it could be done to accommodate hundreds (of thousands). But that is on order of what the Junta is pissing away on aliens already.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 16, 2024 12:38 AM (cOq4q)
Eeesh. Seems like a lot of effort by the scammers to get this guy's money, which probably wasn't a lot. I wonder if they can be charged with anything besides fraud?
Posted by: pookysgirl, looking past the poor wording at April 16, 2024 12:45 AM (dtlDP)
I'm not the only one.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 16, 2024 12:46 AM (9yXr+)
https://mol.im/a/13308215
Posted by: Ciampino - Do not shoot 'dead females' at April 16, 2024 12:33 AM (qfLjt)
This is very sad. I would say the real guilty party here is the scammer who hired the woman and sent her into harm's way. It doesn't totally mitigate the shooter's guilt, but I could see some sort of diminished capacity defense.
Posted by: Mohammed Ramadanadingdong at April 16, 2024 12:46 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
While folks occasionally say Eiscreme, old school Krauts (or at least the ones I know and/or related to) usually just say Eis. It's das Eis, interestingly enough - Eis has no gender. Yet the key ingredient in making Eis (oder Eiscreme), Milch (milk) is die Milch. A feminine gender, which makes sense, but why isn't that extended to the dairy product?
That's why in German you gotta memorize the gender every time you add a new word to your vocabulary, because German linguistic gender makes little to no sense. (Like Käse is masculine, der Käse, but Pizza, with or without cheese, is feminine, die Pizza.)
If you say something about this to your German acquaintances, they will agree with you and laugh in sadistic glee about the difficulties their language causes.
Posted by: John Drake/USFWS Ichthyus Interrogator at April 16, 2024 12:47 AM (WqOsh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 12:48 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: pookysgirl, too tired to look it up at April 16, 2024 12:37 AM (dtlDP)
Yes. Same goes for Iranians here, both citizens and 'citizens'. They travel back and forth to Iran and sometimes Iran decides to take them into custody; happens with a lot of 'not very friendly to the US' countries which is why I don't know why anybody would go back. But anyway. Quite a few cases of dual-passport Iranians being imprisoned there. (Dual passports is one thing that must end.) Our media doesn't cover these arrests of American citizens by Iran because it serves no assistance to The Narrative. Pisslam is allowed to be a festering boil on humanity because the media is in love with that festering boil (see their love HamAss, those poor suffering innocents), even the gay ones, the stupid 'useful' idiots they be.
Posted by: RickZ at April 16, 2024 12:50 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: John Drake at April 16, 2024 12:52 AM (WqOsh)
Posted by: John Drake/USFWS Ichthyus Interrogator at April 16, 2024 12:47 AM (WqOsh)
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Thank you. That was an interesting bit about German. I do Italian and there everything is also clear cut M or F without an It as in English. Gelato (M) is ice cream and damn good ice cream.
Posted by: Ciampino - Do hire competent editors at April 16, 2024 12:57 AM (qfLjt)
The Oberweis family have been active in the IL GOP. The pater familias Oberweis was the GOP nominee for... something. Too lazy to track down.
Nytol
Posted by: mnw at April 16, 2024 01:00 AM (NLIak)
Same goes for 'migrant', more correctly 'immigrant'. Most of these are 'illegal aliens', as they are described in our immigration laws, etc. Or were. An immigrant is legal and attains 'residence', usually 'permanent residence'.
Posted by: Ciampino - Do hire competent editors who know English at April 16, 2024 01:05 AM (qfLjt)
I'm not the only one.
Posted by: LenNeal
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I can see that. Both post apopalyptic flicks. Lord Humongous flexing his simple energy plan was amusing.
Posted by: If It's All The Same To You, I'll Drive That Tanker at April 16, 2024 01:06 AM (41CYW)
The Oberweis family have been active in the IL GOP. The pater familias Oberweis was the GOP nominee for... something. Too lazy to track down.
Nytol
Posted by: mnw at April 16, 2024 01:00 AM (NLIak)
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He was a State Senator.
He ran for Governor.
Pritzker bought it with money to burn.
Posted by: Ciampino - Pritzker did in IL what didn't work in NY for Bloomberg at April 16, 2024 01:11 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Do hire competent editors who know English at April 16, 2024 01:05 AM (qfLjt)
I remember reading a sob story several years ago about a poor young woman in Central America (El Salvador, maybe) who was trying to escape her abusive boyfriend and therefore decided that she should send her child to America (where she had no relations). And suddenly, her child became America's problem, not El Salvador's. The child was no longer her or her family's problem either. Nope, Americans got to pay (literally) for her bad choices.
Posted by: pookysgirl, tired of cleaning up everyone's messes at April 16, 2024 01:15 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: scampydog at April 16, 2024 01:15 AM (41CYW)
Two different guys with the same skills, same make-up, same rogue/plunderer motivation. There must be some Ozzie logic there that I'm just missing.
Posted by: John Drake at April 16, 2024 01:21 AM (WqOsh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 01:21 AM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/13307551
Posted by: Ciampino - We should have had flying cars already at April 16, 2024 01:25 AM (qfLjt)
Over 3,000 sheriffs demand Biden BLOCK the sale of big gun ammunition and primer manufacturer to a foreign buyer with ties to Russia and China
https://mol.im/a/13301577
Posted by: Ciampino - We should have had flying cars already! at April 16, 2024 01:27 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13298781
Posted by: Ciampino - Definitely more than my annual income at April 16, 2024 01:28 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - what's an appropriate punishment? at April 16, 2024 01:31 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: "Be careful." Right, noted. at April 16, 2024 01:31 AM (aEpvq)
Posted by: Ciampino - Cut-throat-razorfish at April 15, 2024 11:43 PM (qfLjt)
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I assume ingestion of smuggler cocaine dumped in the ocean.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 16, 2024 01:31 AM (UKihn)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 15, 2024 11:13 PM (/y8xj)
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It was a small fire, not nearly big enough for any roverpak to spot from the outskirts of the city. No smoke. And after Blood had eaten his fill, I carried him to the air-duct a mile away, and we spent the night inside on a little ledge. I held him all night. He slept good. In the morning, I fixed him up pretty good. He'd make it; he was strong.
He ate again. There was plenty left from the night before. I didn't eat. I wasn't hungry.
We started off across the blasted wasteland that morning. We'd find another city, and make it.
We had to move slow because Blood was still limping. It took a long time before I stopped hearing her calling in my head. Asking me, asking me: do you know what love is?
Sure I know.
A boy loves his dog.
Posted by: Zombie Harlan Ellison at April 16, 2024 01:36 AM (l10nr)
Posted by: Piper
I don't know the answer to that question, but I'm sure TikTok does!
A picture is worth a thousand words:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVpSu_dQ7dA8
It's like Rhythmic Gymnastics (an Olympic sport BTW) with a third dimension. And the costumes are no more "revealing" than female gymnasts wear.
Yeah, it has an association with strip clubs, but the origin of a lot of sports is rather unsavory by today's standards; javelin, for instance, was originally practiced to get good at impaling another human.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 16, 2024 01:38 AM (AOz1w)
As a former employee, I cringed at the thought of *any* foreign entity purchasing "our" facilities...
Some businesses just need to stay under domestic control, and that industry is one of them!
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2024 01:39 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 16, 2024 01:42 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: JQ at April 16, 2024 01:44 AM (njWTi)
I enjoyed that story "A Boy And His Dog"
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #266 at April 16, 2024 01:46 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Psychic Mutant Doggo Appreciator at April 16, 2024 01:49 AM (aEpvq)
I wonder if the movie ended the same way as the novelette, see #377.
Posted by: Ciampino - dinner has other connotations at April 16, 2024 02:00 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 02:01 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Psychic Mutant Doggo Appreciator at April 16, 2024 02:13 AM (aEpvq)
Posted by: John Drake at April 16, 2024 02:22 AM (WqOsh)
"... and make it clear to Iran that there are red lines"
Judging by their attack, they see these lines drawn in red grease paint, and they have banana peels scattered about.
99% failure. I dislike giving the Iranian regime money, but when it's spent for this degree of failure, I'll allow it.
I, for one, am still laughing at the mullahs, the IRGC and the Iranian regime in general.
Perhaps, for Phase 2, the beard of one of the senior clerics could catch fire during a public event.
Posted by: Arbalest at April 16, 2024 02:34 AM (FlRtG)
Woodgrove shopping centre, Melton: Families flee machete-wielding mob as savage gang fight erupts at suburban shopping centre in fresh outbreak of terrifying violence
https://mol.im/a/13312579
Posted by: Ciampino - The Ozzies need to get guns at April 16, 2024 02:36 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 02:40 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 02:55 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Arbalest at April 16, 2024 03:00 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2024 03:19 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 16, 2024 03:25 AM (nEuOa)
Posted by: m at April 16, 2024 03:28 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2024 03:29 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2024 03:37 AM (fwDg9)
Last night was my third using CBD, the non-THC kind, to help me sleep. Maybe it's working. I slept pretty steadily, but no longer than usual; still woke up with not quite six hours.
Have you seen the fiftieth anniversary issue of People? Hard to believe it's been around that long -- spring 1974. America was quite a different place then, huh? They have a four-page retrospective of highlights from the Seventies (not many items there, or the Eighties) through to the 2020s. Cool stuff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2024 03:38 AM (omVj0)
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I've got a bunch of work to do...
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Apologies if you know all this; snoring can cause many small " wake-up" per hour -- not usually enough to fully wake you -- but definitely interrupts your sleep.
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