Who The F*ck Puts Cumin In Bloody Mary Mix?

Posted by: CBD at 07:35 AM

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1 Aztec death cartels, that's who!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 13, 2024 07:39 AM (3e3hy)

2 Starting off Saturday morning with hair o' the dog, CBD?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 13, 2024 07:41 AM (3e3hy)

3 Drop one 'in' and you'll have creamy bloody mary mix.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 13, 2024 07:41 AM (+xYe0)

4 good morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 13, 2024 07:41 AM (R4t5M)

5 I like this new pre-coffee bloody Mary thread.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2024 07:42 AM (Wnv9h)

6 Cumin in a bloody mary does sound gross.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 13, 2024 07:43 AM (R4t5M)

7 Red Snapper > Bloody Mary

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 13, 2024 07:43 AM (R/m4+)

8 Uh... good morning?

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at April 13, 2024 07:45 AM (iF0sF)

9 And, yeah...cumin is tolerable about one grain at a time, and definitely not in a bloody Mary.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2024 07:45 AM (Wnv9h)

10 Bloody Mary's are gross in any configuration. If you're going to get drunk first thing in the morning, just go for it. It's not like you can class that up, anyway.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at April 13, 2024 07:48 AM (0FoWg)

11 Off, sadistic homosexual kleptocrat sock.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 13, 2024 07:48 AM (0FoWg)

12
Who The F*ck Puts Cumin In Bloody Mary Mix?

Looks like they forgot the cilantro sprigs and brussel sprouts.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 13, 2024 07:49 AM (eDfFs)

13 yeah...cumin is tolerable about one grain at a time, and definitely not in a bloody Mary.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2024 07:45 AM (Wnv9h)

I love cumin when it is used appropriately. There's a local Chinese restaurant that makes a glorious lamb with cumin that is ridiculously spicy, but so tasty that it's worth the agony!

But in Bloody Mary's?

I AM OFFENDED!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2024 07:49 AM (nnUVX)

14 Who The F*ck Puts Cumin In Bloody Mary Mix?

The same people who put tequila in coffee?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 13, 2024 07:49 AM (YRsIm)

15 Bad people. That's who. E'rryone know you put celery salt in it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2024 07:49 AM (IG4Id)

16 Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 13, 2024 07:41 AM (3e3hy)

It's always 5:00pm in airports and on airplanes.

And on boats.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2024 07:50 AM (nnUVX)

17 If you're going to get drunk first thing in the morning, just go for it. It's not like you can class that up, anyway.

Actually I drink them in the afternoon. Never been a morning drinker and I do love a good bloody mary.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at April 13, 2024 07:51 AM (iF0sF)

18 Hey...if I'm awake, I'm going to plague you lunatics with my blather!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2024 07:51 AM (nnUVX)

19 It's going to be one of those days.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2024 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

20 Hmmmm....

This gives me an idea.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 13, 2024 07:52 AM (Q4IgG)

21 I haven't gotten drunk in the morning since I was in the PI. But I gotta admit that it was worth the effort.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 13, 2024 07:52 AM (YRsIm)

22 Robert Spencer's feed with pic:
twitter.com/jihadwatchRS/status
/1779097829618667603

Looks like he could be Amish or a Lutheran
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Police Commissioner Karen Webb said police believed they knew who the man was but he had not been formally identified.

She said the man was known to police and, while the motive was unclear, early indications suggested the attack was not related to terrorism.

"There's no suggestions anyone was targeted but that could change," she said.

Eight others who were stabbed by the man, including a nine-month-old child, remain in hospital and some are in a critical condition.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 13, 2024 07:52 AM (vtyCZ)

23 I love cumin when it is used appropriately. There's a local Chinese restaurant that makes a glorious lamb with cumin that is ridiculously spicy, but so tasty that it's worth the agony!

But in Bloody Mary's?

I AM OFFENDED!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2024 07:49 AM

I'll concede it has its place, but it's the one spice I really can't tolerate in the quantities that most recipes call for. I'm an outlier as far as Mediterranean types go.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2024 07:53 AM (Wnv9h)

24 In short:
+Six people are dead after a stabbing attack at one of Sydney's busiest shopping centres on Saturday afternoon.
+A police inspector who was nearby tracked the offender and shot him dead when he raised a knife at her.
+Several more people, including a small child, were taken to hospital. Some victims sustained critical injuries.

https://tinyurl.com/ydvcmdet

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 13, 2024 07:53 AM (vtyCZ)

25 Good morning horde

Only one conclusion in Australia

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2024 07:53 AM (fwDg9)

26 What brand of mix was it?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 13, 2024 07:53 AM (3e3hy)

27 Rumble link to news vid of Aussie knife attacker

https://tinyurl.com/2e63jm8u

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2024 07:54 AM (IG4Id)

28 Lemon juice, Tabasco, horseradish, Worcestershire, lots of black pepper, celery stalk, some olives

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2024 07:54 AM (RIvkX)

29 As with many food experiences, I once had a ridiculously good Bloody Mary that in all the years subsequent, I have never been able to replicate.

Flavor is so dependent on your own personal body condition (what you have been eating, drinking and so forth) that you can have these black swan (but in a good way) moments that are impossible to replicate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2024 07:54 AM (di6C2)

30 Star anise is a spice I can only tolerate in small quantities...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 13, 2024 07:54 AM (YRsIm)

31 So...I guess running with sharp objects is now allowed?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 13, 2024 07:54 AM (BpYfr)

32 Apparently *everything* in Australia is trying to kill you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2024 07:55 AM (Wnv9h)

33 Hiya

Posted by: JT at April 13, 2024 07:55 AM (T4tVD)

34 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at April 13, 2024 07:56 AM (dg+HA)

35 Lemon juice, Tabasco, horseradish, Worcestershire, lots of black pepper, celery stalk, some olives
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2024 07:54 AM

*Lots* of black pepper.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2024 07:56 AM (Wnv9h)

36 How are you feeling jewells?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2024 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

37 13 yeah...cumin is tolerable about one grain at a time, and definitely not in a bloody Mary.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2024 07:45 AM (Wnv9h)

I love cumin when it is used appropriately. There's a local Chinese restaurant that makes a glorious lamb with cumin that is ridiculously spicy, but so tasty that it's worth the agony!
But in Bloody Mary's?
I AM OFFENDED!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I had a delicious baby goat dinner one night in San Antonio. Cumin was involved.

Posted by: Cumin Zoomin at April 13, 2024 07:56 AM (fW90f)

38 Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2024 07:54 AM (RIvkX)

Seems like Tabasco has about eleventy iterations...any one in particular?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 13, 2024 07:56 AM (YRsIm)

39 I don't get the appeal of drinking tomato juice. Y you not make a pasta instead?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2024 07:57 AM (IG4Id)

40 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

Its owner is attempting to wake up.

Posted by: JT at April 13, 2024 07:57 AM (T4tVD)

41 I had a delicious baby goat dinner one night in San Antonio. Cumin was involved.
Posted by: Cumin Zoomin at April 13, 2024 07:56 AM

Mmm....goat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2024 07:57 AM (Wnv9h)

42 Seems like Tabasco has about eleventy iterations...any one in particular?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 13, 2024 07:56 AM

Only the original.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2024 07:58 AM (Wnv9h)

43 Plus that bloody mary just looks sad in the picture.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 13, 2024 07:58 AM (R4t5M)

44 Okay, this is weird. I am up at this ungodly hour to attend my granddaughter's soccer game. I log on and see the food thread and think I've been sucked into some bizarre time warp.
Anyways...
Good morning to all you morning people. Suppose it's good practice for Texas.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 13, 2024 07:58 AM (t/2Uw)

45 Willard:

141 Australia has strict gun laws that regulate the ownership, possession and use of firearms. The laws vary by state and territory, but generally require a genuine reason, a licence, a safety training certificate, and a safe storage for each firearm. Self-protection is not a valid reason to own or use a firearm in Australia. Handguns are illegal without a licence and have been so before the National Firearms Agreement of 1996.
Posted by: Don Black at April 13, 2024 07:48 AM (oCjPU)
====
Well thank goodness, otherwise the death toll would have been higher!
/every leftist
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2024 07:50 AM (RIvkX)

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2024 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

46
The same people who put tequila in coffee?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Wait... is that wrong?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 13, 2024 07:59 AM (n99CU)

47 Skip the Bloody Mary and go for the Rotten Rachel

Triple sec, Worcestershire sauce and Ripple

Posted by: Don Black at April 13, 2024 08:00 AM (oCjPU)

48 Cabrito is wonderful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 13, 2024 08:00 AM (R4t5M)

49 Seems like Tabasco has about eleventy iterations...any one in particular?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 13, 2024 07:56 AM

Only the original.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2024 07:58 AM (Wnv9h)
===
There is only 1 Tabasco sauce.

There are other hot sauces. Ask Hillary.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2024 08:00 AM (RIvkX)

50 Is MisHum ok?

Also, cumin goes in meat and chili

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 13, 2024 08:00 AM (q2svT)

51 Good morning Jewells, hope you're having a good day.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 13, 2024 08:00 AM (n99CU)

52 Graphic footage of attacker in Australia. Probably a knife a little short of about a foot long. No curvature to blade observed so not scimitar.
First conspiracy theory of day is busted.

https://twitter.com/9NewsSyd/statu
s/1779047168877244859

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 13, 2024 08:00 AM (RKVpM)

53 With the right mix and garnishes that would be an acceptable breakfast. For me.

Of course I'd be useless for the rest of the day...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 13, 2024 08:01 AM (Q4IgG)

54 41 I had a delicious baby goat dinner one night in San Antonio. Cumin was involved.
Posted by: Cumin Zoomin at April 13, 2024 07:56 AM

Mmm....goat.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2024 07:57 AM (Wnv9h)

Would have been better with an Abdul sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2024 08:01 AM (di6C2)

55 Okay, this is weird. I am up at this ungodly hour to attend my granddaughter's soccer game. I log on and see the food thread and think I've been sucked into some bizarre time warp.
Anyways...
Good morning to all you morning people. Suppose it's good practice for Texas.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 13, 2024 07:58 AM

These are, indeed, strange times.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2024 08:02 AM (Wnv9h)

56 Star anise is a spice I can only tolerate in small quantities...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Yeah, I used a rub with five spice that has star anise in it for ribs, a pinch is still over-powering.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2024 08:02 AM (IG4Id)

57 46>>> Absofuckinglutely wrong! Like as wrong as two boys fucking. Everybody know Jameson is the libation of choice for coffee.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 13, 2024 08:02 AM (YRsIm)

58 Cabrito is wonderful.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Where did I read that baby goat and baby lamb are sold and called the same thing?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 13, 2024 08:02 AM (n99CU)

59 I put that sh*t in everything.

Posted by: Frank at April 13, 2024 08:02 AM (dg+HA)

60 Mmm....goat.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2024 07:57 AM (Wnv9h)

Would have been better with an Abdul sock.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2024 08:01 AM

I'd have to have left off the bit about dinner for that to work, but your point is valid.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2024 08:03 AM (Wnv9h)

61 San Fran...feeling good the past few days. It sure is welcome after so many days of feeling like crap.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at April 13, 2024 08:03 AM (iF0sF)

62 Good morning fine people. Are we skipping coffee and going right to the alcohol today?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 13, 2024 08:04 AM (SfhV1)

63 I'd have to have left off the bit about dinner for that to work, but your point is valid.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 13, 2024 08:03 AM (Wnv9h)

You can still make it work. You would just have to indicate the food is your neighbor's goat.*

*per a thread where this was discussed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2024 08:05 AM (di6C2)

64 Mares eat oats.

Posted by: Mairzy at April 13, 2024 08:05 AM (dg+HA)

65 Dad used to make chicken with star anise claypot that was pretty amazing. A dark sweet licorice glaze on tender breast chunks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2024 08:05 AM (RIvkX)

66 The original Tabasco manufacturing site in Avery Island, La, is a great place to visit. There's a driving tour you can take through the extensive gardens, which are beautiful. But you enjoy it from the safety of your car, because you'll notice an alligator or two just chilllin' out on the lawn as you drive past. Big ones, too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 13, 2024 08:05 AM (q3gwH)

67 61 San Fran...feeling good the past few days. It sure is welcome after so many days of feeling like crap.
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at April 13, 2024 08:03 AM (iF0sF)

Good to hear, jewells.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2024 08:05 AM (di6C2)

68 Good find, weft cut-loop.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 13, 2024 08:05 AM (vtyCZ)

69 Jameson is the libation of choice for coffee.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Concur Jameson is good in coffee; but, you know, grew up in SoCal so Tequila was used in everything (actually tequila in coffee was first introduced to me in HI curtesy of a USN trip).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 13, 2024 08:06 AM (n99CU)

70 1day@atime

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2024 08:06 AM (RIvkX)

71 And does eat oats.

Posted by: Mairzy at April 13, 2024 08:06 AM (dg+HA)

72 But little lambs...

Posted by: Mairzy at April 13, 2024 08:07 AM (dg+HA)

73 I put that sh*t in everything.
Posted by: Frank at April 13, 2024 08:02 AM (dg+HA)
===
My go-to these days. Put it in last night's meat loaf.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2024 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

74 Who The F*ck Puts Cumin In Bloody Mary Mix?

************

My answer is I don't have the first damn clue. Maybe CBD's an early riser and likes to drink in the morning. And maybe he didn't have any friends. I'm an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the day-drinking habits of Private Dildo. What I do know is that he was set to leave the bar at 0600. Now, are these really the questions I was called here to answer?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2024 08:08 AM (991eG)

75
Good morning, Hordians. Fine weather here at Schloss Hadrian. Alas, it will be enjoyed by working on mowing the estate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 13, 2024 08:09 AM (MoZTd)

76 The Norm McDonald video linked at Insty has me in tears laughing

I recommend it for inclusion in the Library Of Congress

Posted by: Don Black at April 13, 2024 08:10 AM (oCjPU)

77 Eight others who were stabbed by the man, including a nine-month-old child, remain in hospital and some are in a critical condition.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 13, 2024 07:52 AM (vtyCZ)

Ppl who stab babies are a waste of oxygen.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 13, 2024 08:10 AM (q2svT)

78 And it was black cardamom that was the important ingredient in the Cheers episode about the Boston Bar Bloody Mary Competition, seeing the gang versus Gary's Olde Towne Tavern.

https://tinyurl.com/47kc4kmj
47 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 13, 2024 08:11 AM (vtyCZ)

79
Ppl who stab babies are a waste of oxygen.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 13, 2024 08:10 AM

Stabber was ventilated by a female police officer. No further oxygen required.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 13, 2024 08:12 AM (RKVpM)

80 Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2024 08:08 AM (991eG)
===
Someone is a cranky wakeup.
/singsong voice

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2024 08:12 AM (RIvkX)

81 Skip is still eating breakfast so here is Week in Pictures
https://tinyurl.com/yf5uk249

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2024 08:14 AM (RIvkX)

82 Stabber was ventilated by a female police officer. No further oxygen required.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 13, 2024 08:12 AM (RKVpM)

Good. If Aussie courts are anything like ours, he would've gotten away with it for some dumb DEI reason.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 13, 2024 08:15 AM (q2svT)

83 @74 We've been watching early Perry Mason lately.
This speech sounds as if Tragg should walk through the door next -- or Ham Berger should cross examine ("Now. Doctor..." )

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 13, 2024 08:16 AM (zdLoL)

84 Powerline funnies if no one already posted.

https://tinyurl.com/3rtfhvjf

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 13, 2024 08:17 AM (Cp1vk)

85 More here:

34 Minutes Why Norm Macdonald Was Fired on Weekend Update
https://tinyurl.com/49vzawrd

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 13, 2024 08:18 AM (vtyCZ)

86 Stabber was ventilated by a female police officer. No further oxygen required.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 13, 2024 08:12 AM (RKVpM)

For that extra bit of dishonor among his people. Nice.

Sam Colt, Undefeated.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2024 08:19 AM (di6C2)

87 Its owner is attempting to wake up.
Posted by: JT

********

JT-Please note the latest revisions to the Style Manual. Ownership is patriarchal. You shall refer to yourself as their "Birdie Daddy" and they are your "Feather Babies". The birdbath shall now be called an "Aquatic Houseless Avian Shelter

Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2024 08:19 AM (991eG)

88 I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the day-drinking habits of Private Dildo. What I do know is that he was set to leave the bar at 0600. Now, are these really the questions I was called here to answer?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2024 08:08 AM (991eG)

PRIVATE Dildo ?

I thought he was the Top Kick ?

Posted by: JT at April 13, 2024 08:20 AM (T4tVD)

89 nood for some reason

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 13, 2024 08:20 AM (IG4Id)

90 JT-Please note the latest revisions to the Style Manual. Ownership is patriarchal. You shall refer to yourself as their "Birdie Daddy" and they are your "Feather Babies". The birdbath shall now be called an "Aquatic Houseless Avian Shelter
Posted by: Muldoon at April 13, 2024 08:19 AM (991eG)

Muldoon, with that authentic modern gibberish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 13, 2024 08:20 AM (di6C2)

91
OJ Simpson was one of the first people to receive the 'vaccine' in January 2021 - before even most medical personnel. According to reports he subsequently received three boosters.

TurboTax - good
Turbo software - good
Turbo cancer - not good

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 13, 2024 08:21 AM (RKVpM)

92 Weird part of that video was that people were just standing around while he wandered around with a giant knife. People on an upper level just watching it happen.
It makes you realize how unbelievably brave the individuals who try and stop this kind of thing are. Like Daniel Penny who is being prosecuted for being a hero. Society is sick.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 13, 2024 08:22 AM (t/2Uw)

93 nood for some reason
Posted by: weft cut-loop
---------
Alright! A sous-vide cooking thread!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 13, 2024 08:22 AM (vtyCZ)

94 #93 MisHum

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 13, 2024 08:24 AM (vtyCZ)

95 This is the shortest thread I have ever encountered since I started commenting here.
Have a good day all.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 13, 2024 08:30 AM (t/2Uw)

96 92 Weird part of that video was that people were just standing around while he wandered around with a giant knife. People on an upper level just watching it happen.
It makes you realize how unbelievably brave the individuals who try and stop this kind of thing are. Like Daniel Penny who is being prosecuted for being a hero. Society is sick.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 13, 2024 08:22 AM (t/2Uw)

It's the action you'd expect from sheep standing in a field, watching a wolf run through. baa-aaa-aah!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 13, 2024 08:53 AM (q3gwH)

97 Well, I just finished my taxes. I had to pay $1000 even though I'm only grocery stock clerk. Granted, I did make a bit from investments last year but still.

Good grief, there's something wrong with our tax system.

Posted by: dantesed at April 13, 2024 09:33 AM (88xKn)

98 Is there a link to Hadrian's list? I know a fair bit about classical music, and am curious to see his selections.

Posted by: Nemo at April 13, 2024 09:57 AM (S6ArX)

99 OJ's hearse has been spotted...

https://tinyurl.com/49skrfz6

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 13, 2024 10:30 AM (dg+HA)

100 Did you report this to the Scottish Police as a hate crime yet?

Posted by: PMRich at April 13, 2024 10:36 AM (eh5ud)

101 Horseradish, not cumin!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 13, 2024 11:04 AM (w6EFb)

102 Everyone should...

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