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The Queen of Corruption

Does that look remind you of anything? Via Twitchy, someone figured out Who She's Wearing.

Harvard has reinstated the SATs as required for most admissions. The clownschool again shows itself to be a follower of trends, as other universities have already reversed their own no-SATs policies. Apparently, they did a "study" and learned that the SATs were good predictors of who would do well in university and who wouldn't. Which has been, you know, the entire justification for the SATs throughout their history.


The LA Times (garbage tier media) confused O.J. Simpson with Donald Trump in O.J.'s obituary, describing "Trump" as he left prison. And then died.

Boy sounds like some next-level wishcasting to me. But then, their heads are made mostly of gases.

A new Wall Street Journal poll finds the defection of black men from the Democrat Party is real.

More Black men said they plan to back Donald Trump this fall, according to a recent Wall Street Journal poll of seven swing states.

While most Black men said they intend to support Biden, some 30% of them in the poll said they were either definitely or probably going to vote for the former Republican president. There isn't comparable WSJ swing-state polling from 2020, but Trump received votes from 12% of Black men nationwide that year, as recorded by AP VoteCast, a large poll of the electorate.

In the WSJ poll, 11% of Black women said they were either definitely or probably going to vote for Trump. In 2020, the AP poll found, 6% of Black women nationwide backed Trump.

Ed Morrissey notes that the comparison to 2020 numbers is apples-to-oranges, as the 2024 numbers are from a random survey and the 2020 numbers are from exit polling (which has been very unreliable in the past). But he thinks the numbers are still pretty accurate. Hit the link for that discussion.

The WSJ reports that even black women are open to defecting:

In a sign that Biden hasn't yet won commitments from many of these voters, some 42% of Black women in the survey fell into a group that the Journal pollsters say are up for grabs in the election, or still persuadable in their vote choice. These voters say they have not yet decided on a candidate, might vote for an independent or third-party option or are likely--but not certain--to back one of the major-party candidates.

While Latino women and Black men in the survey also signaled in large numbers that they remain persuadable in their vote choice, the share of Black women is noteworthy, given that they are among the most loyal Democratic groups in the electorate.

Except for fake-pretend "educated" white women, of course.

Memphis city council WOC says that the reason black people are killing each other is because "white legislators" in the capital hate black people.

She notes that the city is run almost entirely by black people, which she claims is, somehow, further evidence that "the white boys on the hill" are responsible for the weekly slaughter in Memphis.

Her head is made mostly of gases.

Woke consultant group McKinsey -- which has produced a ton of incomptent leftwing technocrats like Pete Bootyjuice -- is laying off workers -- well, let's say "employees" -- as the demand for their services falls.

McKinsey & Co. is beginning to eliminate roughly 360 jobs as the consulting giant deals with a slowdown in demand for its services.

The reductions are global and will affect employees across a variety of divisions including design, data engineering, cloud and software, according to people familiar with the matter. The cuts are expected to impact about 3% of the 12,000 staffers who are considered specialists or have technical expertise that work alongside the firm's traditional consultants, one of the people said, asking not to be identified discussing personnel information.

"We invest to grow capabilities that match our clients' priorities, and adjust the size of a small number of others as appropriate," a McKinsey spokesperson said in an emailed statement. "As part of this process, some roles will be eliminated within this small number of capabilities."

Traditional consultants won't be affected by the dismissals, the person familiar with the matter said. McKinsey has more than 45,000 staffers in 130 cities around the world, according to its website.

...

McKinsey generated a record $16 billion in revenue last year. Still, the firm has warned about 3,000 of its consultants that their performance was unsatisfactory and will need to improve.


How about warning your former consultants, like Bootyjuice?

The below clip is long, and features marble-mouthed liar James Clyburn babbling disinformation for an unacceptably long time, but you can skip to 1:28 to get the jist of his lies.

"Teacher of the Year" sentenced to one year in jail for having sex with her 18-year-old male student.

Students say Duh, that's why we voted her "Teacher of the Year."


Teacher of the Year finalist is sentenced to one year in JAIL for admitting having sex with 18-year-old student as adult victim says he did not want educator charged


A Teacher of the Year finalist was sentenced to one year in jail after she admitted to having sex with an 18-year-old student.

Bridgette Doucette-Howell, 40, a former Sanborn Regional High School teacher in Kingston, New Hampshire, admitted to sexually assaulting the student in April and May of 2021.

She was charged under a new law that does not factor in the age of the student, and instead, holds those in power accountable for the crime.

The unidentified victim did not speak at a Thursday court hearing, but submitted an impact statement to the Rockingham Superior Court Judge that said he did not want the educator to be criminally charged.

'I do not wish for Bridgette to be punished under criminal law for our reactions from our unhealthy circumstances of life,' the student wrote.


...

Under her plea deal, she will only have to spend a minimum of 14 days, pending good behavior, before she is sent on administrative home confinement for 50 weeks.

I know, I know: Picture.

She screams "Hillary Clinton Fan."

teacheroftheyear.jpg

That's gonna be a "nah" from me, dawg. It's just aiight.

She's an IHOP 3. A 4 if she pays for pancakes.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM




Comments

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1 Would not hit

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 11, 2024 06:21 PM (JMAcK)

2 That defection of black men is why the media are trying so hard to gin up new race riots.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 11, 2024 06:22 PM (JMAcK)

3 And I'm still talking to myself

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 11, 2024 06:24 PM (JMAcK)

4 Boldly talking to myself

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 11, 2024 06:24 PM (JMAcK)

5 Uh?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 11, 2024 06:24 PM (eYoxG)

6 Can she actually wear anything except those hideous mu mu things?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 11, 2024 06:25 PM (QNSds)

7 That's me in seven years

Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at April 11, 2024 06:25 PM (hSwza)

8

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 11, 2024 06:25 PM (JMAcK)

9 Mrs Roper was sex starved. Just sayin'.

Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 06:26 PM (vFG9F)

10 Ok, Geisha girls I understand - but Geisha grannies? N-a-a-a-ah.

Actually in that gaudy bathrobe, she looks like Al Capone's mother.

Posted by: Paco at April 11, 2024 06:26 PM (njExo)

11 someone figured out Who She's Wearing.

Can't be just one person she's wearing; too much surface area being covered.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 06:27 PM (ynpvh)

12 "A new Wall Street Journal poll finds the defection of black men from the Democrat Party is real."

Red Wave!

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at April 11, 2024 06:27 PM (MvF+J)

13 Oh Christ Douchette married into my surname....

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 06:27 PM (X0I7i)

14 Would not butter face

Posted by: Jamaica at April 11, 2024 06:27 PM (IG7T0)

15 I haven't been to an IHOP, Waffle House or a Denny's in decades. And if I was there it was to eat, not ogle.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 11, 2024 06:27 PM (MeG8a)

16 If you be black you ain't for that Biden hack. - 2024 Polls

Posted by: Lost in Space at April 11, 2024 06:28 PM (uMKBo)

17 IHOP 4 if she pays. 😂😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 06:28 PM (LgI79)

18 Funny cartoon re. computer games...
https://tinyurl.com/y7fuy27j
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 06:28 PM (vtyCZ)

19 When she weighed 75 pounds less she may have been a Bob Evans 7....

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 06:28 PM (X0I7i)

20 Eager beats pretty.


Posted by: Toad-0 at April 11, 2024 06:28 PM (cct0t)

21 Hillary! forgot her pointy hat.

Posted by: huerfano at April 11, 2024 06:28 PM (VGOMa)

22 The general trend is black women vote regularly, black men not as much.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2024 06:28 PM (Y6IkP)

23 I think Trump needs to put a black guy on the ticket. If he can peel off like 12%+ of the black vote, he can win.

He needs something though that changes the traditional electoral math. It can't be another Mike Pence type of vanilla.

Posted by: Blago at April 11, 2024 06:29 PM (wMRY8)

24 15 Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 11, 2024 06:27 PM (MeG8a)



One thing I miss about the 80s and Bob Evans is you could do both....

there were a lot of hot women then.

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 06:29 PM (X0I7i)

25 >>Memphis city council WOC says that the reason black people are killing each other is because "white legislators" in the capital hate black people.

Ah yes, spectral Republicans, in far off realms are responsible for black woes.

Ain't it always the case...

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 06:29 PM (XV/Pl)

26 John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre 14h
Krugman: Let them eat charts.

https://tinyurl.com/yxysbdex
IMAGE

I guess the $10,000-stache doesn't like charts:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
JOHN BOLTON: “I voted for Dick Cheney [in 2020]. And I’ll vote for Dick Cheney again this November. [...] I hope it sways the electorate.”

“If I could start a nationwide write-in campaign for Dick Cheney, maybe I should do that.”

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 06:29 PM (vtyCZ)

27 That must be a clone of Hillary. From being tossed into the scooby van like a sack of potatoes to actually looking somewhat human.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 11, 2024 06:30 PM (eYF7X)

28 someone figured out Who She's Wearing.

-
I thought it was Ming the Merciless.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 06:30 PM (FVME7)

29 The hysteria around that shooting is meant to bring some black men back to the dem party.
The abortion issue is meant to turn out the single women and LIVs.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 11, 2024 06:31 PM (lAjBs)

30 That's just her head. There's a Dalek under there.

Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 06:31 PM (vFG9F)

31 that's a pretty fancy fucking muumuu.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

32 That thing Hillary is wearing must be hiding a lot of, umm, woman, if you get my drift.

Anyway, I suspect Hillary is hiding the sequoia like tree trunks she has for legs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 11, 2024 06:31 PM (tT6L1)

33 JOHN BOLTON: “I voted

One of Trump's more dumbass picks IMO.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 11, 2024 06:31 PM (eYF7X)

34 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
KJP: "Today, we are building on that progress and announcing a new rule that saves lives by requiring background checks for all gun dealers engaged in the business of firearms dealing, including for guns sold at gun shows and online."
----------------
"rule".

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 06:32 PM (vtyCZ)

35 18 Funny cartoon re. computer games...
https://tinyurl.com/y7fuy27j
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 06:28 PM (vtyCZ)

LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 06:32 PM (ynpvh)

36 Cankles' outfit thing was the Mrs. Roper! LOL What a perfect description.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 06:32 PM (mupln)

37 Hillary!'s lower-torso propulsion exoskeleton seems to have slimmed down. They must be using more titanium than steel now.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 11, 2024 06:32 PM (aXxgO)

38 Apparently, they did a "study" and learned that the SATs were good predictors of who would do well in university and who wouldn't. Which has been, you know, the entire justification for the SATs throughout their history.
________________

"We forgot."

Chesterton's Fence, anyone?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 06:32 PM (YqDXo)

39 21 Hillary! forgot her pointy hat.

Posted by: huerfano at April 11, 2024 06:28 PM (VGOMa)

To match the pointy curled toes on the shoes under her mu-mu?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 06:32 PM (ynpvh)

40 25 Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 06:29 PM (XV/Pl)

The best case interpretation of her bullshit is whites should not have the vote, the worst case sounds sexier in guttural German and involved chimneys.

"Systemic Pression yall!"

//Moesha X

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 06:32 PM (X0I7i)

41 If you're a Democrat and want Joe off the ticket.

Do you wet op Jill?

Asking for a guy named Carville.

Because he ain't going anywhere as long as she's around.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 11, 2024 06:32 PM (JkCto)

42 Hillel Fuld @HilzFuld
Oh, would you look at that!

The world has spent the week accusing Israel of targeting World Central Kitchen volunteers & now we know Hamas was riding with the vehicles.

And now you can also see those volunteers hanging with their Hamas friends.

Isn’t that interesting? What a shocker, said no one ever!

As always, a reminder to never believe the things you read in the press, especially if it’s regarding Israel.

Lies, lies, and more lies!
https://tinyurl.com/ycf27aa5
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 06:32 PM (vtyCZ)

43 The weird outfits hide the machines and exoskeleton keeping her up and mobile.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2024 06:33 PM (Y6IkP)

44 I remember sleeping with a chick who had those sheets.

How does Clinton do it?

Fashionista.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 06:33 PM (3aLWR)

45 I've had some experience with McKinsey. It isn't just the employees who need to go; just dissolve the company and do us all a favor. Based on my encounters with them at the federal agency where I used to work, I think we'd have been better off just giving five bucks to the junky on the corner and asking him for his ideas on "improving efficiency", or "working smarter" or whatever hip trends management was pursuing at the time.

Posted by: Paco at April 11, 2024 06:33 PM (njExo)

46 26 John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre 14h
Krugman: Let them eat charts.

https://tinyurl.com/yxysbdex
IMAGE

I guess the $10,000-stache doesn't like charts:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
JOHN BOLTON: “I voted for Dick Cheney [in 2020]. And I’ll vote for Dick Cheney again this November. [...] I hope it sways the electorate.”

“If I could start a nationwide write-in campaign for Dick Cheney, maybe I should do that.”

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 06:29 PM (vtyCZ)

He'll cause Guam to capsize.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 06:34 PM (ynpvh)

47 Israel Defense Forces @IDF 8h
We are employing new humanitarian aid directives in coordination with @cogatonline , international organizations and @CENTCOM to solve the distribution problem caused partially by Hamas.

Since the beginning of the war, 22,000 trucks containing 400,000+ tons of humanitarian aid have been transferred and 3,961 food packages have been airdropped into Gaza.

Israel Defense Forces retweeted COGAT @cogatonline 1h
The content of 600 aid trucks is waiting to be collected by the @UN on the Gaza side of Kerem Shalom in a way that prevents the transfer of additional trucks.
We extended crossing hours and scaled up our capacities. @un, Do your job. The bottlenecks are not on the Israeli side.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 06:34 PM (vtyCZ)

48 Buck and whatshisname in that noon to three time slot on Fox radio said today that if Biden wins AZ he'll be elected, and that AZ with it's abortion flare-up by its stupid supreme court has made this for him.

He said (Clay is the other stooge) that the Rs are coming off the back foot with this issue, and need to be stressing that the Ds are fucking batshit crazy with their no limit public funding all abortions, and that while it's become a "necessary evil," we cannot oppose it. Reasonable limits on legal abortion simply must be permitted, but no total bans, ever, anywhere. Oh and by the way, it's a state matter, and congress cannot impose.

But the Rs cannot find a way to address this. The Ds can and will and already are, shouting fearmongering from the rooftops.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 11, 2024 06:34 PM (KiBMU)

49 that's a pretty fancy fucking muumuu.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 06:31 PM (v0R5T)
________________

"Hey, what happened to the curtain that used to be here?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 06:34 PM (YqDXo)

50 JOHN BOLTON: “I voted

One of Trump's more dumbass picks IMO.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

____

One of my favorite parts of Trump was "America First" no more dumb wars, yet he hires a known NeoCon war monger?

Everyone else sees this a mile away.

Posted by: Blago at April 11, 2024 06:34 PM (wMRY8)

51 Ok, Geisha girls I understand - but Geisha grannies? N-a-a-a-ah.
Posted by: Paco


It's not a kimono, since there's no belt. It's a muumuu or a tarp or something.

Posted by: mikeski at April 11, 2024 06:34 PM (DgGvY)

52 > some 42% of Black women in the survey fell into a group that the Journal pollsters say are up for grabs in the election, or still persuadable in their vote choice. These voters say they have not yet decided on a candidate
---


Bull SHIT

Posted by: Don Black at April 11, 2024 06:34 PM (oCjPU)

53 Clyburn and all these Democrats and their "misinformation" regarding inflation is just incredible to me. They're literally saying this picture of a duck is a poodle and if you don't agree, it's disinformation/misinformation. And they expect us to believe it! Just wow. I guess all they have left is blatant lying and hoping someone, anyone believes them.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 06:35 PM (mupln)

54 33 JOHN BOLTON: “I voted

One of Trump's more dumbass picks IMO.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 11, 2024 06:31 PM (eYF7X)

TBH, I used to like the 'stache. Once it turned out he was a deep-state TDS warhawk, not so much.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 06:35 PM (ynpvh)

55 I want nekkid pictures of Hillary so I can see what is operating under those Red Chinese slave labor produced MooMoos she is always rocking.

Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 11, 2024 06:35 PM (R/m4+)

56 WTF is Old Piano Legs wearing in that photo? Did she lose a bet or something?

Posted by: Don Black at April 11, 2024 06:35 PM (oCjPU)

57 Teacher of the Year finalist is sentenced to one year in JAIL for admitting having sex with 18-year-old student as adult victim says he did not want educator charged

-
Ehh, she's a 1-.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 06:35 PM (FVME7)

58 @40

>>"Systemic Pression yall!"

One of the ancillary effects of The Great Replacement is that blacks are going to be replaced first.

And boy are they going to be surprised when the new Hispano-Asian majority tells them to EABOD.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 06:35 PM (XV/Pl)

59 Bubba looks real skinny, like a severe case of Butt Flu.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

60 To say I was undersexed in HS is an understatement. I'd have banged Teacher of the Year without hesitation despite the low quality of the goods. Just the honest truth there.

I don't like drawing conclusions from newspaper stories because they're usually inaccurate and sensationalist, but the steady drip drip drip of these female-teacher-fucks-students stories makes me wonder what is going on.

Am I naive? Was this always happening?

Posted by: Van Halen Fan at April 11, 2024 06:35 PM (qIFCu)

61 Bill kinda looks like Dick Van Dyke in that shot

Posted by: Don Black at April 11, 2024 06:35 PM (oCjPU)

62 10 Ok, Geisha girls I understand - but Geisha grannies? N-a-a-a-ah.

Actually in that gaudy bathrobe, she looks like Al Capone's mother.
Posted by: Paco at April 11, 2024 06:26 PM (njExo)

I turn 65 tomorrow... Geisha Granny is a 1 for moi.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 06:36 PM (xaFKb)

63 Running for PA Treasurer is Democrat Ryan Bizzarro, a state representative

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 06:36 PM (RovqD)

64
Speaking of Harvard, the Babylon Bee reports that Sheila Jackson Lee has been named head of the Harvard astronomy dept.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 06:36 PM (w6EFb)

65 What new wars started on Trump's watch? Maybe I missed the newspaper that week.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 06:36 PM (vtyCZ)

66 55 I want nekkid pictures of Hillary so I can see what is operating under those Red Chinese slave labor produced MooMoos she is always rocking.

Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 11, 2024 06:35 PM (R/m4+


Sick, sick bastard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 06:36 PM (3aLWR)

67 6 Can she actually wear anything except those hideous mu mu things?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 11, 2024 06:25 PM (QNSds)

Whatcha got in mind? Spandex, skinny jeans, crop top maybe?

Posted by: Molly k. at April 11, 2024 06:36 PM (j/yko)

68 Ace: "She's an IHOP 3. A 4 if she pays for pancakes."

So very cruel.

Posted by: VDH at April 11, 2024 06:36 PM (aXxgO)

69 Buck and whatshisname in that noon to three time slot on Fox radio said today that if Biden wins AZ he'll be elected, and that AZ with it's abortion flare-up by its stupid supreme court has made this for him.

He said (Clay is the other stooge) that the Rs are coming off the back foot with this issue, and need to be stressing that the Ds are fucking batshit crazy with their no limit public funding all abortions, and that while it's become a "necessary evil," we cannot oppose it. Reasonable limits on legal abortion simply must be permitted, but no total bans, ever, anywhere. Oh and by the way, it's a state matter, and congress cannot impose.

But the Rs cannot find a way to address this. The Ds can and will and already are, shouting fearmongering from the rooftops.
Posted by: Mr Gaga


___

Is it worth handing Biden another 4 years to virtue signal on abortion?

Thats the question Republicans need to be asking themselves.

You're not going to thread the needle on this, there's no magical phrase that let's you have your cake and eat it too.

Posted by: Blago at April 11, 2024 06:36 PM (wMRY8)

70 Still, the firm has warned about 3,000 of its consultants that their performance was unsatisfactory and will need to improve.

"Improper use of time." Pick it up PDQ & in right think or an insubordination charge is next.

No job for you!

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at April 11, 2024 06:37 PM (NFX2v)

71 Secret ballot? Ring a bell?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 11, 2024 06:37 PM (as3uC)

72 Hillary looks more like the Buddha...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2024 06:37 PM (Akjoo)

73 I turn 65 tomorrow... Geisha Granny is a 1 for moi.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 06:36 PM (xaFKb)

Damn, had just watched a short film on Facebook of a HAWT Geisha Granny...

Boy did I F that one up...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 06:38 PM (xaFKb)

74 There's a certain bragging-rights exception to the normal rating system.

If you're a HS senior who is banging your teacher...she gets at least a 3-point boost on the normal scale.

Posted by: ballistic at April 11, 2024 06:38 PM (oqH4h)

75
someone figured out Who She's Wearing.

Can't be just one person she's wearing; too much surface area being covered.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Part of the Klaus Schwab collection


https://tinyurl.com/47z74ccd

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2024 06:38 PM (63Dwl)

76 Teacher of the year has a protest hyphenated last name. Yes, I'll be keeping my last name and I'll be screwing students behind your back.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2024 06:38 PM (Y6IkP)

77 Rootin Tootin Fresh and Fruity Pancakes

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 11, 2024 06:38 PM (RIvkX)

78 69 Buck and whatshisname in that noon to three time slot on Fox radio said today that if Biden wins AZ he'll be elected, and that AZ with it's abortion flare-up by its stupid supreme court has made this for him.

He said (Clay is the other stooge) that the Rs are coming off the back foot with this issue, and need to be stressing that the Ds are fucking batshit crazy with their no limit public funding all abortions, and that while it's become a "necessary evil," we cannot oppose it. Reasonable limits on legal abortion simply must be permitted, but no total bans, ever, anywhere. Oh and by the way, it's a state matter, and congress cannot impose.

But the Rs cannot find a way to address this. The Ds can and will and already are, shouting fearmongering from the rooftops.
Posted by: Mr Gaga


___

Is it worth handing Biden another 4 years to virtue signal on abortion?

Thats the question Republicans need to be asking themselves.

You're not going to thread the needle on this, there's no magical phrase that let's you have your cake and eat it too.

Posted by: Blago at April 11, 2024 06:36 PM (wMRY

That's why you buy TWO cakes. Duh.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 06:38 PM (ynpvh)

79 In explaining its decision to accelerate the return to testing, Harvard cited a study by Opportunity Insights, which found that test scores were a better predictor of academic success in college than high school grades
___________________

You don't say.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 06:38 PM (YqDXo)

80 Arkansas Cracker Barrel 6

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2024 06:39 PM (FQmDC)

81 Teacher of the Year probably wears muumuus too

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 11, 2024 06:39 PM (RIvkX)

82 Breaking911 @Breaking911 19h
Sen. John Kennedy on Mayorkas impeachment: "We’re not talking about some snow bro who eats Chicken McNuggets and smokes weed and has an opinion. The US House has thoroughly investigated this and they have impeached Mayorkas."

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 06:39 PM (vtyCZ)

83 That's why you buy TWO cakes. Duh.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 06:38 PM (ynpvh)

LOL... I prefer humor to the doom and gloom

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2024 06:39 PM (Akjoo)

84 The Agnes Moorehead collection.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 11, 2024 06:39 PM (Dm8we)

85 75
someone figured out Who She's Wearing.

Can't be just one person she's wearing; too much surface area being covered.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Part of the Klaus Schwab collection


https://tinyurl.com/47z74ccd

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2024 06:38 PM (63Dwl)

Real Rwandan leather...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 06:39 PM (ynpvh)

86 Why isn't the left outraged that Hillary is cultural appropriating?

Posted by: redridinghood at April 11, 2024 06:39 PM (NpAcC)

87 59 Bubba looks real skinny, like a severe case of Butt Flu.
Posted by: wth


abevigodaisstillalive.com

jimmycarterisstillalive.com

When your heart and soul is missing, anything is possible.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 11, 2024 06:39 PM (eYF7X)

88 74 Posted by: ballistic at April 11, 2024 06:38 PM (oqH4h)

Eh "no" one of the laugh lines I use at work to keep people in scenario is "If you had told me Scandanavia was sub-tropical I'd never have believed you and neither would my 2d grade social studies teacher who's be 175 now...."

There were three hot teachers at my school when I was 18 and 17 and they were less than 10 years older than I was....

Pronhub's fetishes have fucked up a generation.

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 06:40 PM (X0I7i)

89 I am never sure whether they did not realize how well the vaccine push would do among black guys or whether they knew black guys would be skeptical as fuck and never meant THEM to take it. I work with quite a few black people and the response was almost universally negative.

Depends on how secret squirrel you want to get.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 06:40 PM (di6C2)

90
She's an IHOP 3. A 4 if she pays for pancakes.


A 2.5 if she opts for berry-flavored syrup on the pancakes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2024 06:40 PM (eMh+A)

91 Buck and whatshisname in that noon to three time slot on Fox radio said today that if Biden wins AZ he'll be elected, and that AZ with it's abortion flare-up by its stupid supreme court has made this for him.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 11, 2024 06:34 PM (KiBMU)

The Clay and Buck show sucks like a bucket of ticks.

Neither of them are particularly brilliant or particularly conservative. It's Hannity without the cloying nods to Christianity.

Bongino, for his faults, has a better show in that slot.

Posted by: ballistic at April 11, 2024 06:40 PM (oqH4h)

92 Actually Trump said it's a state's rights issue and has taken flack from the usual RINOs. They way you stop abortions is to make it culturally unacceptable to have one.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 11, 2024 06:41 PM (yeEu9)

93 John Bolton is smart, affable, and thinks military action is the solution to every problem. He's sort of a throwback to 80s Republicans, and has never had his software updated. An old dog who cannot learn any new tricks. I usually joke that if he was made Secretary of Education, he'd be advocating bombing schools within a week. So he'd make a pretty good Secretary of Education. He just shouldn't be anywhere near State or Defense.

Posted by: Free Mustache Rides at April 11, 2024 06:41 PM (qIFCu)

94 So a chick who pays for dinner automatically gets a +1 ?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 06:41 PM (3aLWR)

95 What was the Hildebeest wearing? I dunno--looks like a rug she stole from the floor of the tent of Ayhab the Ayrab. Just hope it had a bunch of camel fles. They'll bite her and get the old bag moving around.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 11, 2024 06:41 PM (2yXYm)

96 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 13h
NEW 🚨 A US astrology influencer worried about the recent solar eclipse stabbed her partner to death, then pushed her two children out of her moving car before fatally slamming the vehicle into a tree - report
====
I'll have to see if the local news chyrons report this one the same way they did the crazy black FL woman who shot the three [IIRC] people because God told her to do it because of the eclipse.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 06:42 PM (vtyCZ)

97 Fat , blonde teacher. 18 year old still in school. I would like to solve the student puzzle Pat.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 06:42 PM (GvesS)

98 >>> I want nekkid pictures of Hillary so I can see what is operating under those Red Chinese slave labor produced MooMoos she is always rocking.

Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 11, 2024 06:35 PM (R/m4+


Sick, sick bastard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 06:36 PM (3aLWR)


Sabo had a full frontal nude version of one of his Hillary posters with tattoos and piercings. It was an effective appetite suppressant / purgative.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2024 06:42 PM (Y6IkP)

99 I'm getting my 8th Pfizer Covid vax tomorrow. It's been 6 months since my last booster. I almost feel like an outcast these days...I'm getting the occasional comment and/or strange look because I still mask in public. I don't care...I've avoided Covid thus far, and I remain hopeful that I can continue to avoid it.

I've had 6. I’m eligible for another and will do it one of these days. I had a mild case of Covid a year ago. Wouldn’t have bothered with the test but we’d been traveling and had tests lying around. Mild cough, stuffy nose. Glad I was vaccinated. It could have been much worse.

Yes!!! Had a friend with a tough case last week. She's better now but has not kept up with her covid shots. 93 year old dad and I are just about due too. I always mask whenever I'm inside anywhere that's not home. Which is rarely. I see a few other mask wearers, but I love not being/getting sick!!! Or caring for a sick dad. I wear n-95 masks exclusively.

They would not give me one even though it's been 6 months. They said you only get it once a year now. I'm in red hell.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 11, 2024 06:42 PM (ycI94)

100 Anyway, I suspect Hillary is hiding the sequoia like tree trunks she has for legs.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 11, 2024 06:31 PM (tT6L1)


If I was a tree. I'd be a Baobab.

https://tinyurl.com/28tzcnjz

Posted by: hILLRY o O at April 11, 2024 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

101 Boy sounds like some next-level wishcasting to me.
--------

Nope. Like everything else, it's a mental mindfuck psy op. If the quote or story you see is accompanied by a convenient juicy visual, you can bet someone in some idiot libtard room somewhere came up with it.

How else can they get a viral story going with that kind of emotional imagery of a defeated Trump attached to it? Other than using the most prominent viral death in some years to do it.

Be on the lookout for more. The Left makes mistakes. This isn't one of them.

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 06:42 PM (lX8VI)

102 Reacher Star Alan Richson just helped his ratings tremendously. not.

https://tinyurl.com/2zp6dfst

Posted by: TC at April 11, 2024 06:42 PM (cHOHf)

103 89 Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 06:40 PM (di6C2)

after pushing the Tuskegee "Crime Against Humanity Genocide y'all!" line for decades.....

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 06:42 PM (X0I7i)

104
Clyburn and all these Democrats and their "misinformation" regarding inflation is just incredible to me. They're literally saying this picture of a duck is a poodle and if you don't agree, it's disinformation/misinformation. And they expect us to believe it! Just wow. I guess all they have left is blatant lying and hoping someone, anyone believes them.
Posted by: Lady in Black


Richard Fowler was the designated loser on The Five today. He said that all crime is down. The statistics show it. If you don't believe it you are wrong.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2024 06:43 PM (63Dwl)

105
Can she actually wear anything except those hideous mu mu things?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)


Omar the Circus Tent Maker knows, but he's not telling.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2024 06:43 PM (eMh+A)

106 Which airport are the Clinton's flying into?

Posted by: Sam Brinton at April 11, 2024 06:43 PM (VGOMa)

107 What was the Hildebeest wearing?

Something nice and loose making it easier for her to shovel in the food

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2024 06:43 PM (Akjoo)

108 Can't be just one person she's wearing; too much surface area being covered.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 06:27 PM (ynpvh)


Oh, ouch. But also, LOL.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 11, 2024 06:43 PM (OX9vb)

109 Seriously, it's like she wore that thing as a joke

what is that, a tapestry? High school art project?

Posted by: Don Black at April 11, 2024 06:43 PM (oCjPU)

110 94 Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 06:41 PM (3aLWR)



The Paolo is not shall we say heartless?

//Paolo

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 06:44 PM (X0I7i)

111 83 That's why you buy TWO cakes. Duh.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 06:38 PM (ynpvh)

LOL... I prefer humor to the doom and gloom

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2024 06:39 PM (Akjoo)

You are very welcome.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 06:44 PM (ynpvh)

112 Hillary reminds me of Angela Lansbury in the Manchurian Candidate there.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2024 06:44 PM (FQmDC)

113 The world has spent the week accusing Israel of targeting World Central Kitchen volunteers & now we know Hamas was riding with the vehicles.

Called it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 11, 2024 06:44 PM (dX6W8)

114 And I'm still talking to myself
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Ya can't lose an argument that way.

Posted by: JT at April 11, 2024 06:44 PM (T4tVD)

115 I know, I know: Picture.

She screams "Hillary Clinton Fan."


C'mon, Ace...those kind of prank pictures are my specialty. What's she really look like?
.
.
.
Oh...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 11, 2024 06:44 PM (ycI94)

116 after pushing the Tuskegee "Crime Against Humanity Genocide y'all!" line for decades.....
Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 06:42 PM (X0I7i)

That seems to be where it is coming from, yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 06:45 PM (di6C2)

117 Looks like a kimono. Isn't that cultural appropriation?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 11, 2024 06:45 PM (dX6W8)

118 I'm getting my 8th Pfizer Covid vax tomorrow ........ I've avoided Covid thus far
----------

Who's going to be the one to tell him?

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 06:45 PM (lX8VI)

119 112 Hillary reminds me of Angela Lansbury in the Manchurian Candidate there.
Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2024 06:44 PM (FQmDC)

Ms Lansbury had FAR more charisma.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 06:45 PM (di6C2)

120 Actually Trump said it's a state's rights issue and has taken flack from the usual RINOs. They way you stop abortions is to make it culturally unacceptable to have one.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

___

It was never a bright idea to make it a political issue at all. Even if you banned abortion, how long has marijuana been banned? Did that stop anyone?

There was never going to be a reality where the USA had 50 states of abortion being outlawed.

I'm fine with abortion being outlawed in a handful of states, but my guess is when the dust truly settles, 47 out of 50 states will have legal abortion.

And if you allow "rape" as an exception in those few that ban it outright, its an obvious loophole everyone can use. Are prosecutors really going to pursue it?

Posted by: Blago at April 11, 2024 06:45 PM (wMRY8)

121 Going for the University Chancellor look, Hillary looks very wizardly.

Now the Dr. - WaPo: Jill Biden’s state dinner dress was subtle. Its message was not.

WUT???

"The decor was nearly Disneyland-ish (though we are at the tail end of cherry blossom season in Washington), yet Biden’s dress was a more successful visual gesture to demonstrate the Biden style of American alliance. Don’t look at me, Biden’s dress said — look at our guests. They are the center of attention, not America’s power, braggadocio or style.

The dress was subtle, but its message was not."

Thought the message was eel to match the flooring.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at April 11, 2024 06:45 PM (NFX2v)

122 A US astrology influencer worried about the recent solar eclipse
_________________

WTF??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

123 105
Can she actually wear anything except those hideous mu mu things?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)


They're the only things that completely cover the powered exoskeleton.

Posted by: Lanny Davis, isn't she just fabulous looking? at April 11, 2024 06:46 PM (PiwSw)

124 Re: our intrepid DU liaison's latest post: I think people should be allowed to get covid boosters as often as they like. Twice daily, if they so choose.

For science.

Posted by: PabloD at April 11, 2024 06:46 PM (5GoHY)

125 117 Looks like a kimono. Isn't that cultural appropriation?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 11, 2024 06:45 PM (dX6W

Kimonos' have belts called obis to cinch in waist.. Looks more like a Kaftan

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2024 06:46 PM (Akjoo)

126 122 A US astrology influencer worried about the recent solar eclipse
_________________

WTF??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

Women go on TikTok too. Perhaps especially women.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 11, 2024 06:46 PM (eYoxG)

127 118 I'm getting my 8th Pfizer Covid vax tomorrow ........ I've avoided Covid thus far
----------

Who's going to be the one to tell him?
Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 06:45 PM (lX8VI)

8. What the hell are these people thinking?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 06:46 PM (di6C2)

128 Marc Lamont Hill
@marclamonthill
O.J. Simpson was an abusive liar who abandoned his community long before he killed two people in cold blood. His acquittal for murder was the correct and necessary result of a racist criminal legal system. But he’s still a monster, not a martyr.

-
He must be, like, a genius because I don't understand any of that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 06:46 PM (FVME7)

129 Actually Trump said it's a state's rights issue and has taken flack from the usual RINOs. They way you stop abortions is to make it culturally unacceptable to have one.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 11, 2024 06:41 PM (yeEu

But he's also said certain states have gone too far. Say it's a state rights issue and leave it at that. He's trying to get the independent pro choice leaning voters. He rightly knows I will still vote for him even if it pisses me off because the other option is far worse.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 06:47 PM (GvesS)

130 118 I'm getting my 8th Pfizer Covid vax tomorrow ........ I've avoided Covid thus far
----------

Who's going to be the one to tell him?

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 06:45 PM (lX8VI)

The coroner

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 06:47 PM (ynpvh)

131 That's gonna be a "nah" from me, dawg. It's just aiight.

She's an IHOP 3. A 4 if she pays for pancakes.


She's got a bit of a "plump, naughty librarian" look going on. Plenty of dudes would not hesitate to ... satisfy her needs ... if you know what I mean.

I wonder who was the intended target of the Disparity-of-Power anti-boinking law? I sincerely doubt New Hampshire Dems were particularly concerned about teachers screwing their students.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 11, 2024 06:47 PM (pJWtt)

132 Looks more like a parachute.

Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 06:47 PM (vFG9F)

133 Ed Morrissey notes ... Hit the link for that discussion.

-------

I'll pass on that, thank you.

Hit this link for a discussion about Ed:

https://tinyurl.com/3zcr9bsx

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2024 06:47 PM (0FoWg)

134 After listening to that Tenn woman and a few others of late I now know why the murder rate and victim state is so high amongst African American men. They kill each other to get away from African American women

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 11, 2024 06:47 PM (ixVYR)

135 Seriously, it's like she wore that thing as a joke

what is that, a tapestry? High school art project?

Posted by: Don Black at April 11, 2024 06:43 PM (oCjPU)
_____________

Dropcloth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 06:47 PM (YqDXo)

136 Hildabeast has her Witch gown on

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 06:48 PM (fwDg9)

137 It's called a caftan, and it's a really pretty one. But what is the occasion? Usually people wear them at home or private parties, not out.

Posted by: skywch at April 11, 2024 06:48 PM (uqhmb)

138 Brittany Zamora > Bridgette Doucette-Howell

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at April 11, 2024 06:48 PM (MvF+J)

139 Kimonos' have belts called obis to cinch in waist.

I shall not be contained!!!!

Posted by: Hillary's Waist at April 11, 2024 06:48 PM (ycI94)

140 118 I'm getting my 8th Pfizer Covid vax tomorrow ........ I've avoided Covid thus far
----------

Who's going to be the one to tell him?
Posted by: ...


No no no, these people need encouragement.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 11, 2024 06:48 PM (eYF7X)

141 134 Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 11, 2024 06:47 PM (ixVYR)



L'Kwon she just gradauted gender grievances at Vanderbilt Dawg...IMMA do you a solid and end you now.....love you man

//Tyrone

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 06:48 PM (X0I7i)

142 120
...
And if you allow "rape" as an exception in those few that ban it outright, its an obvious loophole everyone can use. Are prosecutors really going to pursue it?

Posted by: Blago at April 11, 2024 06:45 PM (wMRY

Well, come election-time, the competitor to the incumbent DA will easily say in his/her ads, "Incumbent xxx decided NOT to pursue rape cases! He's against women!"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 06:49 PM (ynpvh)

143 I can smell that photo.
You can just tell she uses a lot of perfume, can't you?

Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM at April 11, 2024 06:49 PM (FnaTf)

144 He must be, like, a genius because I don't understand any of that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 06:46 PM (FVME7)

I'll interpret. OJ was an Uncle Tom but being black trumps justice because systemic racism.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 06:49 PM (GvesS)

145 126 122 A US astrology influencer worried about the recent solar eclipse
_________________

WTF??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

Women go on TikTok too. Perhaps especially women.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 11, 2024 06:46 PM (eYoxG)
_______________

Why was she "worried" about the eclipse?

And presumably her "partner" is in fact her co-dyke.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 06:49 PM (YqDXo)

146 I spent my day learning how to use Holzer Her 1243

Posted by: Jamaica at April 11, 2024 06:49 PM (IG7T0)

147 Abandoned his community means he moved into a mansion in an all white neighborhood

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2024 06:49 PM (FQmDC)

148 Everyone, pants on! VDH is here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 11, 2024 06:49 PM (RIvkX)

149 Marc Lamont Hill
@marclamonthill
O.J. Simpson was an abusive liar who abandoned his community long before he killed two people in cold blood. His acquittal for murder was the correct and necessary result of a racist criminal legal system. But he’s still a monster, not a martyr.

-
He must be, like, a genius because I don't understand any of that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 06:46 PM (FVME7)


That's a lot of words to say, "It's OK for black folks to kill whitey." Given that it was Lamont Hill, I can't say I'm surprised. Odious dude.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 11, 2024 06:49 PM (pJWtt)

150 132 Looks more like a parachute.

Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 06:47 PM (vFG9F)

Won't touch that.

Posted by: MC Hammer at April 11, 2024 06:50 PM (ynpvh)

151 And was hanging out golfing with rich white people

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2024 06:50 PM (FQmDC)

152 Yo, VDH!
Fartclam, bro.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at April 11, 2024 06:50 PM (MvF+J)

153 Prediction: She still wins teacher of the year in a landslide. She just improved her credentials with the board.

Posted by: Orson at April 11, 2024 06:50 PM (dIske)

154
Seriously, it's like she wore that thing as a joke
what is that, a tapestry? High school art project?


She saw it in a window and couldn't resist it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2024 06:51 PM (63Dwl)

155 @88 There were three hot teachers at my school when I was 18 and 17 and they were less than 10 years older than I was....

--------

In one of my college English classes, it turned out the young, reasonably attractive young woman sitting up near the front of the class on the first day was actually the teacher.

IIRC, it was her first year teaching.

She was also newly married to another teacher at the college. So even if I'd been so inclined, nothing would have happened.

Posted by: junior at April 11, 2024 06:51 PM (TFfnE)

156 Democrat Rep. Jim Clyburn told MSNBC viewers this morning that
........

inflation is caused by global warming making everything expand.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 06:51 PM (v0R5T)

157 But he's also said certain states have gone too far. Say it's a state rights issue and leave it at that. He's trying to get the independent pro choice leaning voters. He rightly knows I will still vote for him even if it pisses me off because the other option is far worse.
Posted by: polynikes
___

My guess is, as the election draws closer, he's going to "evolve" further on this.

Would he lose a single social conservative if he just said he was pro-choice ? i doubt it, but might deliver some female voters we need.

Posted by: Blago at April 11, 2024 06:51 PM (wMRY8)

158 136 Hildabeast has her Witch gown on

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 06:48 PM (fwDg9)

I guess she's not doing any rituals; I thought they had to be skyclad for those...

Posted by: MC Hammer at April 11, 2024 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

159 147 Abandoned his community means he moved into a mansion in an all white neighborhood
Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2024 06:49 PM (FQmDC)


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Don Lemon at April 11, 2024 06:51 PM (PiwSw)

160 >I can smell that photo.
You can just tell she uses a lot of perfume, can't you?


that old lady perfume that smells like Lysol spray

Posted by: Don Black at April 11, 2024 06:51 PM (oCjPU)

161 135 Seriously, it's like she wore that thing as a joke

what is that, a tapestry? High school art project?

Posted by: Don Black

-------------------

It's made out of fabric woven with the gold she stole from the Haiti relief funds!

Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM at April 11, 2024 06:51 PM (FnaTf)

162 145 126 122 A US astrology influencer worried about the recent solar eclipse
_________________

WTF??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 06:45 PM (YqDXo)

Women go on TikTok too. Perhaps especially women.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 11, 2024 06:46 PM (eYoxG)
_______________

Why was she "worried" about the eclipse?

And presumably her "partner" is in fact her co-dyke.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 06:49 PM (YqDXo)

All the gases.

Posted by: MC Hammer at April 11, 2024 06:52 PM (ynpvh)

163
Still, Astrologers > Economists.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 06:52 PM (w6EFb)

164 off hammer-sock.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 06:52 PM (ynpvh)

165 Brazil-bound US travelers will need to show bank statements to visit country next year

https://tinyurl.com/yce6a5tz

Posted by: redridinghood at April 11, 2024 06:52 PM (NpAcC)

166 And here I thought it was Big Mooch with the fashion sense.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

167 At this point it wouldn't surprise me if Hillary showed up at an even in a Dalmatian fur coat

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2024 06:52 PM (FQmDC)

168 160 >I can smell that photo.
You can just tell she uses a lot of perfume, can't you?


Eau de Sucrets

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 11, 2024 06:52 PM (eYF7X)

169 That teacher? She is what we would call “Afghan hot” back in the day.

Say, is the election being canceled because of that poll, or are we going to have the election anyway just because?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 11, 2024 06:52 PM (WLul0)

170 Still, Astrologers > Economists.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 06:52 PM (w6EFb)

---------------

chicken entrails > astrologers > economists

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 11, 2024 06:53 PM (tT6L1)

171 Hildabeast's moo moo and the background makes it look like she's about to attend a late 60s acid be in. Except for Billy who looks like he is wearing a rug

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 11, 2024 06:53 PM (ixVYR)

172 160 >I can smell that photo.
You can just tell she uses a lot of perfume, can't you?


that old lady perfume that smells like Lysol spray

Posted by: Don Black at April 11, 2024 06:51 PM (oCjPU)

That's the cat piss.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 06:53 PM (ynpvh)

173 162 145 126 122 A US astrology influencer worried about the recent solar eclipse

As if I need more proof that if the fake word has to be used to describe somebody, that person’s influence is ZERO.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 11, 2024 06:53 PM (WLul0)

174 170 Still, Astrologers > Economists.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 06:52 PM (w6EFb)

---------------

chicken entrails > astrologers > economists

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 11, 2024 06:53 PM (tT6L1)

Menudo>>>chicken entrails > astrologers > economists

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 06:53 PM (ynpvh)

175 That's the cat piss.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 11, 2024 06:53 PM (ynpvh)

And yesterdays spilled wine

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2024 06:54 PM (Akjoo)

176 167 At this point it wouldn't surprise me if Hillary showed up at an even in a Dalmatian fur coat
Posted by: steevy

See my vest!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyWVaZsUQjc

Posted by: Mr. Burns at April 11, 2024 06:54 PM (FnaTf)

177 165 Posted by: redridinghood at April 11, 2024 06:52 PM (NpAcC)

Who lobbied harder the kidnappers or the hookers?

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 06:54 PM (X0I7i)

178 Wonder what the Devil thinks about the deal he made with her now.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 06:54 PM (3aLWR)

179 Hillary looks like she's ready to don a funny hat and proclaim a new one world religion.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 11, 2024 06:54 PM (tT6L1)

180 Lamont Hill is a Cultural Marxist through and through

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 06:54 PM (fwDg9)

181
Hilllary had to wear the drapes 'cause all their money went to the Clinton Foundation's Haiti Fund.

Posted by: Auspex at April 11, 2024 06:54 PM (j4U/Z)

182 "the background makes it look like she's about to attend a late 60s acid be in"

Make it pastel. Make it laaaaame.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at April 11, 2024 06:54 PM (MvF+J)

183 Would he lose a single social conservative if he just said he was pro-choice ?

Posted by: Blago at April 11, 2024 06:51 PM (wMRY

It might just be me , but yes.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 06:55 PM (GvesS)

184 He must be, like, a genius because I don't understand any of that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 06:46 PM (FVME7)

He's a brutal murderer, and it was sad that he had to get away with it, but racists.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 06:55 PM (di6C2)

185 I bet that mumuu that Hillary is wearing is super expensive too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 11, 2024 06:55 PM (r3f8w)

186 Bill looks very pleased to still be above ground

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2024 06:55 PM (FQmDC)

187 One of my least favorite features of our fake, gay sham republic is how, during our fake, gay election years, our fake, gay chatterers like Ed Morrissey blather away like assholes that never run out farts about fake, gay polls.

"Mmmmm, but when you take into account likely voters and sample size and cross tabs and jack off in a closet while your wife gets three-hole drilled by craigslist drifters like she was a ream of paper, you'll see that we media types matter and stuff and maybe this election even matters. Keep reading and talking about this dross so I can keep getting paid for no reason."

Feh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2024 06:55 PM (0FoWg)

188
Do an image search for Endora from Bewitched. She's got some outfits very close to Hillary.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 06:56 PM (w6EFb)

189 170 Still, Astrologers > Economists.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 06:52 PM (w6EFb)

---------------

chicken entrails > astrologers > economists
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 11, 2024 06:53 PM (tT6L1)

Hillary is tanned, rested, and ready to do some haruspicy

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 11, 2024 06:56 PM (eYoxG)

190 US Astrology influencer? What the....

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 06:56 PM (mupln)

191 At least Hillarhoid left out the WWE championship belt.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

192 When you leave Brazil, do you have to show your passport?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 11, 2024 06:56 PM (WLul0)

193 Watching the Prime series Fallout.

Pretty good so far. I think they got the jist of the game.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 06:56 PM (3aLWR)

194 A better picture to compare Hillary to would be Eddie Murphy on the train in Trading Places.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 06:56 PM (GvesS)

195 Hillary was paying tribute to Mama Cass.

No idea if there will be a chicken sammich ritual around bed time.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 11, 2024 06:57 PM (tT6L1)

196 Wonder what the Devil thinks about the deal he made with her now.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 06:54 PM (3aLWR)


I'm sure Old Scratch is rubbing his cloven hooves together, thinking to himself, "She didn't read the fine print. Hah, hah, they never do!"

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 11, 2024 06:57 PM (pJWtt)

197 My guess is, as the election draws closer, he's going to "evolve" further on this.

Would he lose a single social conservative if he just said he was pro-choice ? i doubt it, but might deliver some female voters we need.
Posted by: Blago at April 11, 2024 06:51 PM (wMRY

The government in this country is federal, NOT unitary.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 11, 2024 06:57 PM (WLul0)

198 Marc Lamont Hill just said a black guy killed someone and it's okay because he's black.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 06:58 PM (mupln)

199 195 Hillary was paying tribute to Mama Cass.

No idea if there will be a chicken sammich ritual around bed time.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 11, 2024 06:57 PM (tT6L1)

Mama Cass had a voice I liked listening to.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 06:58 PM (di6C2)

200 Would he lose a single social conservative if he just said he was pro-choice ?

Posted by: Blago at April 11, 2024 06:51 PM (wMRY

It might just be me , but yes.

Posted by: polynikes

___

Who would you vote for instead?

Posted by: Blago at April 11, 2024 06:58 PM (wMRY8)

201 I think Trump needs to put a black guy on the ticket. If he can peel off like 12%+ of the black vote, he can win.
---
I don't think that will bring in near the votes as a Hispanic will.

That's what my money is on.
And it won't be a senator or governor.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 11, 2024 06:58 PM (yikga)

202 190 US Astrology influencer? What the....
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 06:56 PM (mupln)


You will meet a tall dark bollard today...

Posted by: Hillary past horoscope reading at April 11, 2024 06:59 PM (PiwSw)

203 198 Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 06:58 PM (mupln)

Yes, remember the whites in this country are the racists...

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 06:59 PM (X0I7i)

204 202 190 US Astrology influencer? What the....
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 06:56 PM (mupln)

You will meet a tall dark bollard today...
Posted by: Hillary past horoscope reading at April 11, 2024 06:59 PM (PiwSw)

Astrology is the study of movement of the stars.

Black holes, can make stars move...

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 06:59 PM (xaFKb)

205 Another in a long list of items showing I'm getting too damn old, my ulnar nerve is unbelievably sensitive now. Just 10-20 seconds with my elbow bent on a table and my hand is numb. Started getting this the past few years. I think I'm in the "warranty has run out" phase of decline now. My anti-rust undercoating is probably going to fail next.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2024 07:00 PM (Y6IkP)

206 Bill looks very pleased to still be above ground
Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2024 06:55 PM (FQmDC)
.......

Thought bubble:
(The bitch just will NEVER die, will she?)

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

207 I assume the Clintons' photo is from the state dinner for the Japanese Prime Minister, that or an Epstein's Island reunion.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 07:02 PM (vtyCZ)

208 Who would you vote for instead?

Posted by: Blago at April 11, 2024 06:58 PM (wMRY

I wouldn't vote. It would be a reason to join the LIB crowd. But Trump would never say it even if he believed it.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 07:02 PM (GvesS)

209 205 Another in a long list of items showing I'm getting too damn old, my ulnar nerve is unbelievably sensitive now. Just 10-20 seconds with my elbow bent on a table and my hand is numb. Started getting this the past few years. I think I'm in the "warranty has run out" phase of decline now. My anti-rust undercoating is probably going to fail next.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2024 07:00 PM (Y6IkP


Get some elbow pads.

Bonus points if you wear a helmet too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 07:02 PM (3aLWR)

210 Who lobbied harder the kidnappers or the hookers?
Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 06:54 PM (X0I7i)

When you leave Brazil, do you have to show your passport?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 11, 2024 06:56 PM (WLul0)
*****
You may never leave. The government might want to make sure you have enough money to hire a lawyer when you're charged with hate speech.

The hookers and kidnappers will turn you in.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 11, 2024 07:02 PM (NpAcC)

211 201 I think Trump needs to put a black guy on the ticket. If he can peel off like 12%+ of the black vote, he can win.
---
I don't think that will bring in near the votes as a Hispanic will.

That's what my money is on.
And it won't be a senator or governor.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 11, 2024 06:58 PM (yikga)

So... yer saying the guy we are sending to DC to break all the rules, should follow their rules...

Uhhhh....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 07:02 PM (xaFKb)

212 Except for fake-pretend "educated" white women, of course.

I work with fake educated white women. This is whatI’ve learned from being in their company: colleges must be handing out PhD’s like botttles of Midol with a box wine chaser.

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 07:02 PM (NVddU)

213 >> Another in a long list of items showing I'm getting too damn old, my ulnar nerve is unbelievably sensitive now. Just 10-20 seconds with my elbow bent on a table and my hand is numb.

I got that problem too with this damned arthritis. Cubital tunnel syndrome. Sleep with my left arm bent, and it's numb as shit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 07:02 PM (w6EFb)

214 Marc Lamont Hill just said a black guy killed someone and it's okay because he's black.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 06:58 PM (mupln)

That's "Dr." Marc Lamont Hill.

"Dr."....Hahahahaha.

Like calling Bruce Springsteen "The Boss".


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 11, 2024 07:02 PM (R/m4+)

215 205 Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2024 07:00 PM (Y6IkP)

Great news, thanks to Logan's Run Rejuvenation you can renew your chassis....

so look at your palm and join me on carousel

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 07:02 PM (X0I7i)

216 Call me an idiot, but I hate the diversity sweepstakes. Pick the best one for the job, not just some dude because he is black.

We keep falling into the same trap of 'they need to see a ticket that looks like them.' Bullshit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:02 PM (di6C2)

217 I wouldn't vote. It would be a reason to join the LIB crowd. But Trump would never say it even if he believed it.
Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 07:02 PM (GvesS)

The one thing that would absolutely cement my Trump vote?

A Mea Culpa speech about Covid. Will never happen... but...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 07:03 PM (xaFKb)

218 "Via Twitchy, someone figured out Who She's Wearing."

---

Hmmm, not what I was expecting. I would have thought perhaps Jaffar from Aladdin.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 07:04 PM (dGCAG)

219 Sonny and Cher have really let themselves go.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:04 PM (9yXr+)

220 Great news, thanks to Logan's Run Rejuvenation you can renew your chassis....

so look at your palm and join me on carousel
Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 07:02 PM (X0I7i)

Do I get a spin with 70s Jenny Agutter?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:04 PM (di6C2)

221 Hey, it's functional. Just letting the ankles get some air.

Posted by: hILLRY o O at April 11, 2024 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

222 New study:

Vegan burgers increase the risk of diabetes and heart disease.

lulz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 07:05 PM (3aLWR)

223 221 Hey, it's functional. Just letting the ankles get some air.
Posted by: hILLRY o O at April 11, 2024 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

Oh, to hell with you. I just had a mental image of hillary on her back with her feet in the air.

Gah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:05 PM (di6C2)

224 We keep falling into the same trap of 'they need to see a ticket that looks like them.' Bullshit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:02 PM (di6C2)
_______________

Just get a guy in an orange jumpsuit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

225 198 Marc Lamont Hill just said a black guy killed someone and it's okay because he's black.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 06:58 PM (mupln)

----
As I mentioned in a previous thread, I hope this is the impetus some of us on this side of the fence to start taking these people at their word.

"By any means necessary" means exactly that.

Get the fuck out of these cities and away from these people. You will lose your freedom or worse.

Posted by: ballistic at April 11, 2024 07:05 PM (oqH4h)

226 Wow.... weird... just started to fertilize the lawn, using the same Scotts brand crap I've used for years... but now it wants me to spread TWICE as much per square foot.

When the bag costs the same as it did last year.

New age Shrinkflation? Going to have to go buy more now to finish the job.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 07:06 PM (xaFKb)

227 Really cute blonde on Jeopardy. Given some of the recent blue and green hairs it's refreshing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 11, 2024 07:06 PM (ixVYR)

228 I timed this thread wrong, I thought it might be time to see the animules

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 07:06 PM (NVddU)

229 220 Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:04 PM (di6C2)

If only, still hotter than Hillary now though....

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 07:06 PM (X0I7i)

230 Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 06:47 PM (vFG9F)

Won't touch that.
Posted by: MC Hammer'

Is there a parody with this title? I'm looking that up right now.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:06 PM (9yXr+)

231 Might be the nail in the coffin for Beyond Meat sales.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 07:06 PM (3aLWR)

232 >>> I got that problem too with this damned arthritis. Cubital tunnel syndrome. Sleep with my left arm bent, and it's numb as shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 07:02 PM (w6EFb)


Yeah, I have to watch how I'm sleeping with it too. Sometimes I sleep now with my arm straight and so far out I'm tempted to go "b b b b b" with my finger on my wife's lips while she's sleeping but I don't want to eat a pillow so I don't do that.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2024 07:06 PM (Y6IkP)

233 Paris Hilton has a line of kitchen appliances at Walmart, which is selling according to my contacts, so...

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:07 PM (9yXr+)

234 Has anybody called Shitlery a Jezebel yet, because if not I get to be the 1st.
What a screeching, lying, murderous, koont.

Posted by: Fetterman's lump at April 11, 2024 07:08 PM (ec6Sw)

235 I wouldn't vote. It would be a reason to join the LIB crowd. But Trump would never say it even if he believed it.
Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 07:02 PM (GvesS)

Which he doesn't.

But Blago's gotta blago. He's loves his abortions.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 07:08 PM (dGCAG)

236 219 Sonny and Cher have really let themselves go.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:04 PM (9yXr+)

Well... Sonny is kind of dead... and Cher looks like a rejected Crypt Keeper.... sooooo...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 07:08 PM (xaFKb)

237
You can wrap your elbow with something stiff -- one of those big bandage wraps will do it for me. If that's not enough a hand towel can do it.

I've trained myself mostly not to bend that left elbow, and don't need that much anymore.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 07:09 PM (w6EFb)

238 New study:

Vegan burgers increase the risk of diabetes and heart disease.

lulz
Posted by: AlaBAMA
.......

that's cuz after dinner you're so hungry you eat two pies.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

239 Ah the hilarity of Fox Special Report with Brett Baire...

Tonight's topic bantered around by the usual panel of Never-Trumpers? FISA - their favorite law! Guess what, Trey Gowdy loved it and suggested that Trump advisors do to because it's meant to roll up Iranian and Russian spies and bad actors!

Yeah, not asked of anyone on the panel? How many actual Iranian or Russian spies have been rolled up the last 10 years under FISA? Why, that number, Trey, would actually be...none.

How many Americans have been rolled up? Besides Carter Page and Mike Flynn, that number still grows by the day...what a bunch of douche bags these special report panel participants are...

Posted by: Boswell at April 11, 2024 07:09 PM (K+UlC)

240 banana dream try stretching it out arm straight hand backwards and hold 10 seconds then let up, do again after a minute

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 07:09 PM (fwDg9)

241 Who is the black preacher running for office that was in the news a couple of weeks ago? That's who Trump needs.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 11, 2024 07:09 PM (yeEu9)

242 Marc Lamont Hill just said a black guy killed someone and it's okay because he's black.
Posted by: Lady in Black


Wait. Whut? Is it ok because the guy killed was black? Or is it OK because the killer is black?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 07:10 PM (LgI79)

243 Sonny and Cher have really let themselves go.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:04 PM (9yXr+)

That's what the TREE said.

Posted by: Zombie Sonny at April 11, 2024 07:10 PM (dGCAG)

244 233 Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:07 PM (9yXr+)

Nils, son of Sven had Ms Hilton as his first crush at ~5....

we were traveling and staying in a USAF TLF and there on the TV was this video....


https://youtu.be/6Mj776YiPCU?si=xs0zDSa99dgzXdNZ

My son looked at the TV enraptured and said "she is bootiful."

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 07:10 PM (X0I7i)

245 Merryweather, one of three good fairies in 1959's Sleeping Beauty from Disney.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at April 11, 2024 07:10 PM (NFX2v)

246 I just bought a really nice pick axe.

Heavy as all get out though.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 07:11 PM (XV/Pl)

247 KJP: "Today, we are building on that progress and announcing a new rule that saves lives by requiring background checks for all gun dealers engaged in the business of firearms dealing, including for guns sold at gun shows and online."
----------------
"rule".
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ


This is where they are trying to define anyone who sells a gun person-to-person as a "dealer".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 11, 2024 07:11 PM (cOq4q)

248 242 Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 07:10 PM (LgI79)

It is okay the juice murdered his ex and her alleged f*ckfriend because well OJ is sorta black.

//Marc Lamont Hill

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 07:11 PM (X0I7i)

249 Has anybody called Shitlery a Jezebel yet, because if not I get to be the 1st.
What a screeching, lying, murderous, koont.
Posted by: Fetterman's lump
.......

THAT'S IT! The big floppy muumuu is to hide all the weapons she has strapped to her.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 07:11 PM (v0R5T)

250 Fox News @FoxNews 12h
Biden admin pressured Snopes to change its fact-check rating on rumored gas stove ban, internal emails show trib.al/uQCS5xH

Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt 8h
The only surprise here is there was any daylight between the Factcheckers™️ and Democrats in the first place.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 07:11 PM (vtyCZ)

251 "Am I naive? Was this always happening?"

I graduated from (Catholic) HS in 75, and know of three girls in my class that got herpes from a male gym teacher.

Don't know if he was ever prosecuted.

Maybe all the female teachers screwing students is just female empowerment? Would not be surprised, given the state of "teaching".

Posted by: barbarausa at April 11, 2024 07:12 PM (enw9G)

252 Texas let a murderer of an 8 year old out of jail early in 1993 and he's been arrested for two subsequent murders in 2019 and 2021 iirc.

Wouldn't surprise anyone that In 1993 Texas justice system was dominated by Democrats.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 07:12 PM (GvesS)

253 But Blago's gotta blago. He's loves his abortions.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 07:08 PM (dGCAG)

I remember about 25 years ago, I was on one of those old email discussion groups. It was for a book series. I joined after the most recent book had the main character do something completely out of character and consistency with the rest of the series. I spent a large amount of time, going into detail and citing why this was bad and massively out of character. And yet, it did not matter. It did not matter what argument I used or how detailed and thorough my logic was, most of the people liked the change. I was wasting my time. All I did was further cement my opinion that a lot of people out here are idiots.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:12 PM (di6C2)

254 How many Americans have been rolled up? Besides Carter Page and Mike Flynn, that number still grows by the day...what a bunch of douche bags these special report panel participants are...

Posted by: Boswell at April 11, 2024 07:09 PM (K+UlC)

Several of the J6 political prisoners were caught up by it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 07:12 PM (dGCAG)

255 I went to a tough Chicago bar and told all the people there I voted for Trump and enforced why. Made it stick. I do in fact know a Serbian guy who did actual reporting in Libya, and we went out for drinks and PTSD yelling, and he told me Hillary was., I quote, 'The Bride Of The Devil'.
I had photos of horrific shit, and that was that.
I cannot imagine anyone having any idea on any place in the universe who would ever imagine Hillary is anything other than actual Evil Personified.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:13 PM (9yXr+)

256 "rule".
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ


This is where they are trying to define anyone who sells a gun person-to-person as a "dealer".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 11, 2024 07:11 PM (cOq4q)

Well, the Constitution says Congress shall pass no law... nothing about us making Rulez!

Posted by: White House at April 11, 2024 07:13 PM (xaFKb)

257 Memphis city council WOC says that the reason black people are killing each other is because "white legislators" in the capital hate black people.
and
Thomas Sowell said that the black gun culture in Chicago came from Southern Blacks migrating north.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 07:13 PM (eY+TO)

258 Wait. Whut? Is it ok because the guy killed was black? Or is it OK because the killer is black?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 07:10 PM (LgI79)

No, this was about OJ, rick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:13 PM (di6C2)

259 Dear God, how much money does Hillary have, and yet she still can't afford a mirror?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 07:13 PM (CsUN+)

260 Remember when Hillary was in the debate and she went to the shitter for like 2 hours.

What was she doing in there? Where was Chuck Berry and his cameras when I needed them most.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 11, 2024 07:14 PM (R/m4+)

261 They don't do background checks in the hood.

Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 07:14 PM (vFG9F)

262 259 Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 07:13 PM (CsUN+)

OBJECTION!

She owns several, she just can't be seen in them.

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 07:14 PM (X0I7i)

263 I just had a mental image of hillary on her back with her feet in the air.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:05 PM (di6C2)


Or sitting next to her at a banquet and she grabs your hand with the exoskeleton grappling unit and shoves it under that mumu.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2024 07:14 PM (gSZYf)

264 Who's going to be the one to tell him?
Posted by: ...

Read an oncologist's perspective on X earlier this week. He said the slow increase in weird almost novel turbo cancers in young people is about to make an inflection point. In a bad way for young people.

It seems undeniable that the clot shot is killing far more people than it ever helped yet Babylon DC seems curiously uninterested.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at April 11, 2024 07:14 PM (Cp1vk)

265 "Am I naive? Was this always happening?"

I graduated from (Catholic) HS in 75, and know of three girls in my class that got herpes from a male gym teacher.'

Yes, you are naive. I worked in schools. Sexual business between teachers and students is a Thing and it has always happened.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:14 PM (9yXr+)

266 Lamont Hill was a Cultural Marxist professor at Temple and has been moving up the ladder in academia

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

267 KJP: "Today, we are building on..."

Was she being clear? Or was she being clear on being clear? 'Cause it's not a KJP-ism unless there's clarity and clarity from the beginning.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at April 11, 2024 07:15 PM (aXxgO)

268 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2024 06:55 PM (0FoWg)

LMAO

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 07:15 PM (lX8VI)

269 Nothing was happening to teenage me(there were rumors one dude was nailing a semi hot teacher)

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2024 07:15 PM (FQmDC)

270 Len, I was quoting an earlier post. I agree it was always happening.

Posted by: barbarausa at April 11, 2024 07:15 PM (enw9G)

271 265 Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:14 PM (9yXr+)

Eh it had the dignity to be a scandal before Clinton started using interns as humidors...

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 07:16 PM (X0I7i)

272 Or sitting next to her at a banquet and she grabs your hand with the exoskeleton grappling unit and shoves it under that mumu.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2024 07:14 PM (gSZYf)

Or you are in a movie theater...

Gah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:16 PM (di6C2)

273 259 Dear God, how much money does Hillary have, and yet she still can't afford a mirror?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 07:13 PM (CsUN+)


Vampires can't see themselves.... ya know?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 07:16 PM (xaFKb)

274 All I did was further cement my opinion that a lot of people out here are idiots.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:12 PM (di6C2)

Reminds me of the Kubrick Vietnam movie. I said I thought the whole movie was shite, because Kubrick couldn't resist the rather dramatic scene that ended the boot camp part of the film.

I would argue with people I was serving with, there's no way Gunny would have put himself in a position where Pyle could shoot and kill him, but guys loved the scene, so they'd argue til they were blue in the face.

Whatever. It's like some of you have never seen a rifle before (we were infantry).

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 07:16 PM (dGCAG)

275 I don't understand the slang but convicting a woman for fucking an 18 yo is worse than stupid.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 07:16 PM (eY+TO)

276 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 6h
NEW - German retailer Zalando launches "Fashion against Fascism", an online database against alleged "Nazi codes" in fashion.

MORE - About 200 abbreviations and numbers are now labeled by "Fashion against Fascism" as potential "right-wing extremist" codes, including "USA," "FAFO," and "Jogger."

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 07:16 PM (vtyCZ)

277 @260 I don't even want to think about Hillary doing her business. Shudder

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 11, 2024 07:17 PM (ixVYR)

278 >>> so look at your palm and join me on carousel
Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 07:02 PM (X0I7i)

Do I get a spin with 70s Jenny Agutter?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:04 PM (di6C2)


Would you settle for a very slightly laser blasted Farrah Fawcett?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2024 07:17 PM (Y6IkP)

279 181
Hilllary had to wear the drapes 'cause all their money went to the Clinton Foundation's Haiti Fund.
Posted by: Auspex

The real question about Hillary, though: does the carpet match the drapes?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 11, 2024 07:18 PM (ycI94)

280 Jenny Agutter took her clothes off in everything there for a while

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2024 07:18 PM (FQmDC)

281 Sexual molestation of students in public schools is another reason why I, given Power Over Everything, will eliminate all publicly-funded sports.
Creeps may fuck and molest all the young-uns they want but they will not be doing it on my taxpayer dime.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:18 PM (9yXr+)

282 Whatever. It's like some of you have never seen a rifle before (we were infantry).
Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 07:16 PM (dGCAG)

I disliked the movie. One question I always had: I have never been in the service, but, would he have had the rifle where he could get it in boot camp?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:18 PM (di6C2)

283 276 Hugo Boss stylishly outfitted the actual fascists in there own history

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2024 07:18 PM (FQmDC)

284 Would you settle for a very slightly laser blasted Farrah Fawcett?
Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2024 07:17 PM (Y6IkP)

Is that an optional Cherry 2000 upgrade?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 07:19 PM (xaFKb)

285 233 Paris Hilton has a line of kitchen appliances at Walmart, which is selling according to my contacts, so...
---
That's nothing, just wait 'till my "This Dildo Smells Like My Asshole" hits the market.

Wut?

Posted by: Meagan Markle at April 11, 2024 07:19 PM (woPEM)

286 275 Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 07:16 PM (eY+TO)

You know why this society is this fucked up? Because we have allowed women and minorities to have buffet table "power" and avoid "accountability" like the fucking plague. Tittering and allowing the chicks to play these games is how we got here.

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 07:19 PM (X0I7i)

287 Vampires can't see themselves.... ya know?
Posted by: Romeo13'

I have an ongoing vampire, Bloody Barbra, and she has herself done. She can't see herself. It's a fun character.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:19 PM (9yXr+)

288 280 Jenny Agutter took her clothes off in everything there for a while
Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2024 07:18 PM (FQmDC)

Not a bad draw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:20 PM (di6C2)

289 don't understand the slang but convicting a woman for fucking an 18 yo is worse than stupid.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 07:16 PM (eY+TO)

Agree about jail because both were adults in the eyes of the law . She should have just been fired for screwing a student.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 07:20 PM (GvesS)

290 There is a western with Jenn Aguttrr, and yes she gets topless

I am not complaining

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 07:20 PM (fwDg9)

291 "That's nothing, just wait 'till my "This Dildo Smells Like My Asshole" hits the market
Posted by: Meagan Markle "

It smells like Harry?

Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 07:20 PM (vFG9F)

292 I don't understand the slang but convicting a woman for fucking an 18 yo is worse than stupid.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 07:16 PM (eY+TO)

I'd put the number at 16. Any boy 16 and over, if he's having sex with his teacher, he's not being harmed.

Now, I'd like to think when I was 16 I'd have never gone for that porker up there, but yeah, no. It's not a sex crime. Incredibly stupid violation of her work code, definitely a firing offense, but not a crime.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 07:20 PM (dGCAG)

293 275 I don't understand the slang but convicting a woman for fucking an 18 yo is worse than stupid.
Posted by: Braenyard

Meh...if it's a student in her class, it's wrong. How wrong is debatable, but it's definitely wrong. Teachers shouldn't view their classrooms as potential hunting grounds for luvins. All sorts of issues with quid pro quo, power dynamics, other student perceptions, etc....

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 11, 2024 07:20 PM (ycI94)

294 I just had a mental image of hillary on her back with her feet in the air.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

The real question about Hillary, though: does the carpet match the drapes?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
........

Well, there you have it. Without Mannix babes everybody goes off the rails.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

295 I don't understand the slang but convicting a woman for fucking an 18 yo is worse than stupid.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 07:16 PM (eY+TO)

I think the argument is that she had authority over him, and therefore it was not consensual.

I agree with that argument.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2024 07:21 PM (gSZYf)

296 276 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 6h
NEW - German retailer Zalando launches "Fashion against Fascism", an online database against alleged "Nazi codes" in fashion.

MORE - About 200 abbreviations and numbers are now labeled by "Fashion against Fascism" as potential "right-wing extremist" codes, including "USA," "FAFO," and "Jogger."
---
[Makes "OK" sign.]

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 11, 2024 07:21 PM (woPEM)

297 Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 07:16 PM (dGCAG)

I disliked the movie. One question I always had: I have never been in the service, but, would he have had the rifle where he could get it in boot camp?
Posted by: Aetius451AD'

From some of the tales I heard, yes.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:21 PM (9yXr+)

298 I can see the point of the teach being convicted in spit of the age of the student: "position of power" is something often used by the left to go after someone they've decided to mess up.
Use it against them, by all means.

Posted by: barbarausa at April 11, 2024 07:21 PM (enw9G)

299 291 Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 07:20 PM (vFG9F)

Mee-Again Murkin is smart enough to market the exact same dildo as "Sailor's ass" in Japan....

she is nothing if not a business genius.

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 07:21 PM (X0I7i)

300 I disliked the movie. One question I always had: I have never been in the service, but, would he have had the rifle where he could get it in boot camp?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:18 PM (di6C2)

No. Especially right before graduation.

And every piece of ammo and brass would have been accounted for.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 07:22 PM (dGCAG)

301 A Stucky's 4.5

Posted by: Axeman at April 11, 2024 07:22 PM (OaZlZ)

302 Prison time for fucking an 18 year old adult? Seem sus.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 07:22 PM (Y6Wgg)

303 298 Posted by: barbarausa at April 11, 2024 07:21 PM (enw9G)

Absolutely the best way to curtail retarded law is to enforce it zealously....

Crazy Jihadist who passed the hate crime law in Scotland should have told everyone.

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 07:22 PM (X0I7i)

304 277 @260 I don't even want to think about Hillary doing her business. Shudder

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 11, 2024 07:17 PM (ixVYR)
_______________

Spare a thought for Hillary's gynecologist. /shudder

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 07:23 PM (YqDXo)

305 Some of the stories I heard about Parris Island from multiple sources from the early 1960s yes, people killed themselves, people died, people were booted out for being faggots, it was not the Foundational Myth.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:23 PM (9yXr+)

306 295 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2024 07:21 PM (gSZYf)

Absolutely, make the retard harpies live up to the rules they swear they want....(mostly to trap powerful men they hate.)

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 07:23 PM (X0I7i)

307 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 6h
This was the moment when the Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh was informed in his Qatar apartment that his 3 sons (active terrorists) were killed in an Israeli airstrike in Gaza today

He quickly said:

"I thank Allah for the honor that my children & grandchildren have been martyred”

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 07:23 PM (vtyCZ)

308 I never liked the LIB designation. It's wrong. It implies that we could put out the fire if we wanted. We can't.

I prefer "watch it burn," because it more accurately describes the political tire fire happening here.

My refusal to vote has much more to do with my senses of disgust and self-respect than any concrete goal, or desire to see anything happen. It will burn til it sputters out, with or without me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2024 07:24 PM (0FoWg)

309 263 I just had a mental image of hillary on her back with her feet in the air.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:05 PM (di6C2)

Or sitting next to her at a banquet and she grabs your hand with the exoskeleton grappling unit and shoves it under that mumu.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2024 07:14 PM (gSZYf)

Both of these are going to give me nightmares. It would make a scary horror film too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 11, 2024 07:24 PM (r3f8w)

310 Spare a thought for Hillary's gynecologist. /shudder
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

What am I, chopped liver? The things I've seen...and done...(shudder)

Posted by: Huma Abedin at April 11, 2024 07:24 PM (ycI94)

311 Some of the stories I heard about Parris Island from multiple sources from the early 1960s yes, people killed themselves, people died, people were booted out for being faggots, it was not the Foundational Myth.
Posted by: LenNeal'

That said, all the abuse served me well in the real thing so...

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:24 PM (9yXr+)

312 disliked the movie. One question I always had: I have never been in the service, but, would he have had the rifle where he could get it in boot camp?
Posted by: Aetius451AD'

From some of the tales I heard, yes.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:21 PM (9yXr+

In 1968 probably yes.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 07:24 PM (GvesS)

313
Poor Mr Roeper.

Posted by: God at April 11, 2024 07:25 PM (+oR7L)

314 Meh...if it's a student in her class, it's wrong. How wrong is debatable, but it's definitely wrong. Teachers shouldn't view their classrooms as potential hunting grounds for luvins. All sorts of issues with quid pro quo, power dynamics, other student perceptions, etc....
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 11, 2024 07:20 PM (ycI94)

Wrong != illegal though.
This is slippery slope shit.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 07:25 PM (Y6Wgg)

315 51. It's not a kimono, since there's no belt. It's a muumuu or a tarp or something.

Could be one of those new beltless kimonos from the Tall and Big Girls' Shop.

The color's interesting. When we lived in Miami, we had to have our house tented and fumigated for termites, and the tent was a similar color. I wonder...

Posted by: Paco at April 11, 2024 07:25 PM (njExo)

316 Well, there you have it. Without Mannix babes everybody goes off the rails.
Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

I was just about to link the starbucks mermaid cosplay, but it seemed inappropriate and yet appropriate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:25 PM (di6C2)

317 Hey, Teacher, leave those kids alone!

Posted by: Axeman at April 11, 2024 07:25 PM (OaZlZ)

318
Agree about jail because both were adults in the eyes of the law.
_______________

Irrelevant. Consider a doctor shtupping a patient. Their ages are irrelevant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 07:25 PM (YqDXo)

319 sven, "Absolutely the best way to curtail retarded law is to enforce it zealously"

now, if only justice were blindly pursued, as if all were equal before it...

Posted by: barbarausa at April 11, 2024 07:25 PM (enw9G)

320 With the shit people get away with, with no repercussions, jail time in this case does excessive. Maybe she could do 40 hours servicing the community or something.

Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 07:26 PM (vFG9F)

321 In 1968 probably yes.
Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 07:24 PM (GvesS)

I sincerely doubt it, precisely because it was 1968.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 07:26 PM (dGCAG)

322 Gotta say, it looks like Hill-Dawg's lost about fifty pounds of carrion since the last muumuu photo I saw of her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2024 07:27 PM (0FoWg)

323 320 With the shit people get away with, with no repercussions, jail time in this case does excessive. Maybe she could do 40 hours servicing the community or something.
Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 07:26 PM (vFG9F)

Wasn't that what she was already doing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:27 PM (di6C2)

324
Irrelevant. Consider a doctor shtupping a patient. Their ages are irrelevant.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 07:25 PM (YqDXo)

Is it illegal for a doctor to do that? Maybe unethical.
Maybe lose license. Doubt you go to jail for it.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 07:27 PM (Y6Wgg)

325 What am I, chopped liver? The things I've seen...and done...(shudder)
Posted by: Huma Abedin'

And here I thought my cat yacking up tuna food next to my bed and me stepping in it at 04:00 was disgusting. Thank Youy so very much for bringing up Hillary Clinton's unused snatch. Must be very cobwebbey, a bit musty, and arranged in some sort of dashiki drapery with a dude who pops out when you least expect it.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:27 PM (9yXr+)

326 319 Posted by: barbarausa at April 11, 2024 07:25 PM (enw9G)

While preferable it is beyond in all likelihood our hope...

I am seriously afraid we are at the "and then came the strong guy on the white horse" phase of the game because our "non-partisan civil service" went blind in one eye.....

I would be thrilled to be wrong.

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 07:27 PM (X0I7i)

327 I had a fat Spanish teacher I'm sure was attracted to me. What can I say.

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 07:27 PM (lX8VI)

328 "Am I naive? Was this always happening?"

I graduated from (Catholic) HS in 75, and know of three girls in my class that got herpes from a male gym teacher.'

Yes, you are naive. I worked in schools. Sexual business between teachers and students is a Thing and it has always happened.
Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:14 PM (9yXr+)
***

My HS French teacher was Mannix worthy.
I'd of let her make me a man again and again and again...

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 07:28 PM (W/lyH)

329 Irrelevant. Consider a doctor shtupping a patient. Their ages are irrelevant.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 07:25 PM (YqDXo)

If it was consensual? How many bosses are going to jail for screwing their secretaries?

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 07:28 PM (GvesS)

330 Teachers not having sex with students is exactly why in old military rules officers and enlisted were not to do it either.
When one person is in a authority position it just isn't right to be banging a person under them

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 07:28 PM (fwDg9)

331 HUMA HUMA WHERE ARE MY VODKA STRAWBERRIES?

My tongue itches!

//Grammy H

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 07:28 PM (X0I7i)

332 Or I should have said how many professors are going to jail for screwing their grad students?

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 07:29 PM (GvesS)

333 My HS French teacher was Mannix worthy.
I'd of let her make me a man again and again and again...
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 07:28 PM (W/lyH)

8th grade social studies teacher for me. She subbed in gym class the following year and wore tight spandex.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:29 PM (di6C2)

334 I think the argument is that she had authority over him, and therefore it was not consensual.

I agree with that argument.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
--------------------------

In a school environment where the teacher is the exemplar yes.
In the workplace no. That concept has skewed workplace relationships negatively, everyone is on tenterhooks. In the workplace, if you feel that you are being taken advantage of, leave and get another job.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 07:29 PM (eY+TO)

335 "I thank Allah for the honor that my children & grandchildren have been martyred”
Posted by: andycanuck "

Well, me too, I guess. May the trend continue.

Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 07:29 PM (vFG9F)

336 We put people in jail for breaking specific laws not because they did icky things. If we’re gonna jail people for icky things then get ready for most of the population to be in jail soon.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 07:29 PM (Y6Wgg)

337 And here I thought my cat yacking up tuna food next to my bed and me stepping in it at 04:00 was disgusting. Thank Youy so very much for bringing up Hillary Clinton's unused snatch. Must be very cobwebbey, a bit musty, and arranged in some sort of dashiki drapery with a dude who pops out when you least expect it.
Posted by: LenNeal

No...I keep it plenty moist. I'm the one coughing up the tuna-flavored hairballs in the middle of the night afterwards, though...

Posted by: Huma Abedin at April 11, 2024 07:29 PM (ycI94)

338 My refusal to vote has much more to do with my senses of disgust and self-respect than any concrete goal, or desire to see anything happen. It will burn til it sputters out, with or without me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice'

I once voted for Ralph Nader in Illinois.

Beat That, motherfucker.

Posted by: LenNeal throws it down at April 11, 2024 07:29 PM (9yXr+)

339 @307

>>"I thank Allah for the honor that my children & grandchildren have been martyred”

As a wise woman once remarked, the palastinians will know peace when they love their children more than they hate the Jew.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 07:29 PM (XV/Pl)

340 330 Teachers not having sex with students is exactly why in old military rules officers and enlisted were not to do it either.
When one person is in a authority position it just isn't right to be banging a person under them
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 07:28 PM (fwDg9)

*coughwomeninthemilitarycough*

Screws up group cohesion and dynamics when you value some of the 'guys' more than the other guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:30 PM (di6C2)

341 Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 07:28 PM (fwDg9

Agree but we are talking about going to prison for it.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 07:30 PM (GvesS)

342 Teachers not having sex with students is exactly why in old military rules officers and enlisted were not to do it either.
When one person is in a authority position it just isn't right to be banging a person under them
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 07:28 PM (fwDg9)
***

And what greater authority was there than the Commander in Chief and an intern?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 07:30 PM (W/lyH)

343 This is almost word for word the exact same argument that we have when a teacher (hot or not) screws a student.

Not throwing shade, just noting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:30 PM (di6C2)

344 Or I should have said how many professors are going to jail for screwing their grad students?

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 07:29 PM (GvesS)
______________

In STEM departments that is frowned upon. In humanities departments, as far as I can tell, it's considered a perk of the job.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

345 it just isn't right to be banging a person under them
----------------

But, but cowboy.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 07:31 PM (eY+TO)

346 Had almost no attractive teachers. One substitute was gorgeous but dumb as a post. Honestly it made her sexier but I do prefer a brainy chick that can make me laugh.

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 07:31 PM (lX8VI)

347 Looks like Bill dropped off hillary at bed bath and beyond on the way to pick up his tux.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2024 07:31 PM (VwHCD)

348 I disliked the movie. One question I always had: I have never been in the service, but, would he have had the rifle where he could get it in boot camp?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:18 PM (di6C2)

That close to graduation they most likely would have already turned in their weapons.

Ammo is also not floating around outside of the rifle range.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 11, 2024 07:31 PM (R/m4+)

349 With the shit people get away with, with no repercussions, jail time in this case does excessive. Maybe she could do 40 hours servicing the community or something.
Posted by: fd

Wasn't that what she was already doing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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[rimshot]

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 07:31 PM (vtyCZ)

350 336 Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 07:29 PM (Y6Wgg)

We put people in jail at this point for being born the wrong color or having developed the wrong set of values Montec...

The Soros DAs let three time a day violent felons walk on sig bonds within an hour of each assault....

we jail grannies for praying at the Capitol....

our ancestors would have been organizing by now.

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 07:31 PM (X0I7i)

351 "Wasn't that what she was already doing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD"

Well, yeah, she ought to be good at it by now.

Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

352 "I thank Allah for the honor that my children & grandchildren have been martyred”
_______________

How about if we martyr you too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 07:32 PM (YqDXo)

353 In STEM departments that is frowned upon. In humanities departments, as far as I can tell, it's considered a perk of the job.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

*cough* I had two chem profs who were said to be... friendly with their lab assistants or TAs. One was a great guy. The other a total douche bag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:32 PM (di6C2)

354 I thought college professors were allowed to fuck students, so long as they weren't in his class?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2024 07:32 PM (0FoWg)

355 And here I thought my cat yacking up tuna food next to my bed and me stepping in it at 04:00 was disgusting. Thank Youy so very much for bringing up Hillary Clinton's unused snatch. Must be very cobwebbey, a bit musty, and arranged in some sort of dashiki drapery with a dude who pops out when you least expect it.
Posted by: LenNeal

Dang. You 1%ers who can get their cats tuna.
My cat had to sit outside and wait for slow.mice.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 07:32 PM (W/lyH)

356 302 Prison time for fucking an 18 year old adult? Seem sus.

The offense happened in 2021 when he was a minor

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 07:32 PM (ZmlhD)

357 We put people in jail for breaking specific laws not because they did icky things. If we’re gonna jail people for icky things then get ready for most of the population to be in jail soon.
Posted by: Montec'

I can't lie, I liked jail. Got some rest, slept most of the time, not a lot going on, one of the best vacations I've ever had. I wouldn't want to do like, years of it, but I was okay with it. I admit, maybe I really needed the physical and psychological rest. I didn't do icky things, just the usual violence. The police were understanding.

Posted by: LenNeal throws it down at April 11, 2024 07:32 PM (9yXr+)

358 To be perfectly fair, good guy was engaged to the lab assistant. Douchebag was married.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:33 PM (di6C2)

359 And here I thought my cat yacking up tuna food next to my bed and me stepping in it at 04:00 was disgusting. Thank Youy so very much for bringing up Hillary Clinton's unused snatch.
------------

Not much daylight between the two things, honestly.

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 07:34 PM (lX8VI)

360 356 Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 07:32 PM (ZmlhD)

"Eh what 15 year old boy would not be thrilled?"

//Totally Sane Republic

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 07:34 PM (X0I7i)

361 Honestly it made her sexier but I do prefer a brainy chick that can make me laugh.
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Hello, sailor!

Posted by: Dr Amy Farrah Fowler at April 11, 2024 07:34 PM (vtyCZ)

362 And what greater authority was there than the Commander in Chief and an intern?
Posted by: Diogenes'

Chicks LOVE power.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:34 PM (9yXr+)

363 In old military one if not both persons would get busted, maybe not prison but loss of grade and pay

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

364 The offense happened in 2021 when he was a minor
Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 07:32 PM (ZmlhD

So just click bait to imply he was 18.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 07:34 PM (GvesS)

365 That's nothing, just wait 'till my "This Dildo Smells Like My Asshole" hits the market.

Wut?
Posted by: Meagan Markle at April 11, 2024 07:19 PM (woPEM)

Aaaagggghhh! Ick! Ugh! Thank heavens the cafe is open. Come upstairs and leave this disgusting stuff here, okay?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 11, 2024 07:35 PM (OX9vb)

366 Nood. Cafe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:35 PM (di6C2)

367 In STEM departments that is frowned upon. In humanities departments, as far as I can tell, it's considered a perk of the job.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

*cough* I had two chem profs who were said to be... friendly with their lab assistants or TAs. One was a great guy. The other a total douche bag.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:32 PM (di6C2)
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Not saying it doesn't happen. The usual distinction is whether the prof's intentions are "honorable" or not (so Victorian). If it's a serious relationship the faculty will look the other way. If the prof is just banging students for grins, the faculty will be pissed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 07:35 PM (YqDXo)

368 This is where they are trying to define anyone who sells a gun person-to-person as a "dealer".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


Then I want dealer prices and they ship it straight to my door, just like they would if I was a real dealer.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 07:35 PM (LgI79)

369 357 Posted by: LenNeal throws it down at April 11, 2024 07:32 PM (9yXr+)

It is like exile in Russia....

Under the Tsar you were given a dacha in Siberia and allowed to fish, write, and maintain a library....

under the Soviets it was a little different....

If I were sent to a Federal Prison Colony in Alaska I'd be happy.....

so my happiness camp will likely be in El Paso Texas making buttplugs for the comfort Xhes....

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 07:36 PM (X0I7i)

370 Had almost no attractive teachers. One substitute was gorgeous but dumb as a post. Honestly it made her sexier but I do prefer a brainy chick that can make me laugh.

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 07:31 PM (lX8VI)

I had a few. One of my teachers in 9th grade was a huge star trek fan and had a seriously epic rack. She was actually a very nice person. There were a few others, but yeah, most were seahags.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2024 07:36 PM (VwHCD)

371 Haha one thing, one cop came up to me, I'm handcuffed on the curb in the winter, he's some humanitarian.
"That's a human being!"
Me: "Well, that's your opinion."

In the background I saw an old Black cop bust out laughing.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:36 PM (9yXr+)

372 In old military one if not both persons would get busted, maybe not prison but loss of grade and pay
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)


During Clinton's presidency the army sent both a captain and a staff sergeant to Leavenworth for several years each.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 07:36 PM (W/lyH)

373 If the prof is just banging students for grins, the faculty will be pissed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 07:35 PM (YqDXo)

That... is actually how it played out. Touché.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:36 PM (di6C2)

374 Thunder B Avenge Them on
@Pimpernell13

White House expresses condolences on OJ Simpson's death, with no mention of murder victims
@nypost, today

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Terrible. They're losing any & all sense for votes.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it too you, too at April 11, 2024 07:36 PM (NFX2v)

375 Oh, if only there was something like encryption that could have kept those names private.

Posted by: coulda woulda shoulda at April 11, 2024 07:37 PM (FxINA)

376 To be perfectly fair, good guy was engaged to the lab assistant.
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That's considered "no harm, no foul." It's not that uncommon for STEM profs to marry former grad students/postdocs, largely because they work all the time and don't get out much (especially if they're going for tenure).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 07:37 PM (YqDXo)

377 >>> In STEM departments that is frowned upon. In humanities departments, as far as I can tell, it's considered a perk of the job.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

*cough* I had two chem profs who were said to be... friendly with their lab assistants or TAs. One was a great guy. The other a total douche bag.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:32 PM (di6C2)


I knew a EE student that screwed his way to straight "A"s in english and literature for the few classes we engineers had to take. They were always taught by underpaid / overworked TAs and this guy would always look for the gals that looked like they'd be good for the plan. He coasted through on his magic piece.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2024 07:38 PM (Y6IkP)

378 366 Nood. Cafe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Good, this thread was getting rancid.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 07:38 PM (eY+TO)

379 347 Looks like Bill dropped off hillary at bed bath and beyond on the way to pick up his tux.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2024 07:31 PM (VwHCD)


That’s it!
I knew that design but couldn’t place it…it’s a Martha Stewart shower curtain!

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 07:38 PM (yp/Ao)

380
Or sitting next to her at a banquet and she grabs your hand with the exoskeleton grappling unit and shoves it under that mumu.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2024 07:14 PM (gSZYf)

Both of these are going to give me nightmares. It would make a scary horror film too.
Posted by: CaliGirl

I work with a guy that was on the West Point football team. He didn't have a date for some ball the team was at in D.C. and when Hillzebub was greeting the team (Bill was prolly banging hiss intern and didn't show), he asked Hillory if Chelsey could be his date for the ball. Hillzebub said Chelsey was out of town, and without missing a beat he asked Hillzebub if she would be his date. The 3 button general coach of the footbat team smacked him in the back of his head as Hillzebub was responding in the negative. There were witnesses, and I've corroborated this story with several.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 11, 2024 07:44 PM (MsrgL)

381 Terrible. They're losing any & all sense for votes.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it too you, too at April 11, 2024 07:36 PM (NFX2v)

Or they don't need votes...

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 07:44 PM (lX8VI)

382 And now we have Mr. and Mrs. Clinton with Mrs. Clinton showing the latest design from that famous middle eastern designer, Omar the tent maker.

Posted by: Just John at April 11, 2024 08:14 PM (jc34G)

383 In my freshman college year of French, the teacher, who was an ABD (all but dissertation) grad student, would roar off on his motorcycle right after class, with the comely lass, who sat in front of me in class, hanging onto his chic leather jacket. Oh, there were percs for college teachers, all right.

Posted by: Fritz at April 11, 2024 08:33 PM (iaU0Y)

384 A strange old bird is the pelican

His beak can hold more than his belly can.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 11, 2024 08:54 PM (Z+eOk)

385 333 My HS French teacher was Mannix worthy.
I'd of let her make me a man again and again and again...
Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 07:28 PM (W/lyH)

8th grade social studies teacher for me. She subbed in gym class the following year and wore tight spandex.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 07:29 PM (di6C2)

9th grade summer school. English teacher. So hot, with a slight Southern accent. Always dressy in business attire. What I wouldn’t have done to see her stroll into class in a nice, snug, tight pencil skirt.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 11, 2024 09:02 PM (9isyS)

386 She's an IHOP 3. A 4 if she pays for pancakes.




Darleen is a Waffle House 9.2.


Admittedly, that is on the Richter Scale.

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