Jetskiing With Your Cow Cafe

Devil's Bridge, Sedona
by @paulhurd

Don't ask him about the Snoo Department.

Scroll through the different videos: Compilation of amateur video of big shooting stars, some with mid-air detonations. That's because they're mostly made of gases, you know.

Compilation of video of space jellyfishes. The rockets are mostly made of gases, you know. That's why we can live there.

Dog keeps rubbing up against couch until its hair builds up with static electricity. The couch is mostly made of gases, you know. That's why the dog can live there.

Moody day in Patagonia.

Adopting an injured, orphaned baby fawn.

A cute, chatty pitbull.

Poor daddy-dog has to babysit all the pups. He looks up at his human saying, "Please help me."

A guardian dog had no friends -- the other guardian dogs were all older, and out of their puppy play phase -- until they got him a friend.

Baby hippo.

When your home is infested by lambs. Houses are mostly made of gases, that's why lambs can live there.

Wait -- I meant the Sun. I'm smaaaaart and you owe me respect and deference.

bulldog more like BOWLdog amirite

Plus: bulldog more like BOLEdog amirite

These kitten squatters are in my bed again!

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1 Oh, hai!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 11, 2024 07:33 PM (OX9vb)

2 Sedona is very pretty.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 07:33 PM (aiOam)

3 How's about if I hovercraft with my eels?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 11, 2024 07:34 PM (QNSds)

4 Thanks for the Cafe, Ace.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 07:34 PM (aiOam)

5 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

6 I invited the others to join us.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 11, 2024 07:35 PM (OX9vb)

7 Willowed:

This is where they are trying to define anyone who sells a gun person-to-person as a "dealer".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Then I want dealer prices and I want it shipped to my door just like they would if it was a real dealer

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 07:37 PM (LgI79)

8 So about my new pick axe, it's got something called iso-shock cushioning that's supposed to dampen the force felt from impacts.

I can't wait to test that out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 07:38 PM (XV/Pl)

9 Cooking with Lego looks like a American fragmentation grenade

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

10 I got a pickax once from Home Depot. It came with this thing called.Juan-o-matic. Easiest thing ever.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 07:40 PM (LgI79)

11 Hiya

Posted by: JT at April 11, 2024 07:40 PM (T4tVD)

12 >>>8 So about my new pick axe, it's got something called iso-shock cushioning that's supposed to dampen the force felt from impacts.

My razor has Quad-Blades for an even smoother shave.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2024 07:41 PM (KRtlO)

13 Dog has a mineral deficiency.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 07:42 PM (eY+TO)

14
The Sun is a powerful heat. You almost cain't get close to it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 07:42 PM (w6EFb)

15 @10

>>Easiest thing ever.

Yeah, not many beaners around my hood, but at the rate The Junta is cramming them in like a Tokyo Train Stuffer, who knows what might be in a couple of months.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 07:43 PM (XV/Pl)

16 The moon is a planet that plays hide-and-seek with the sun.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2024 07:43 PM (KRtlO)

17 One problem is Ollie will get to 1100 pounds someday
Your going to need a bigger boat

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 07:43 PM (fwDg9)

18 Man, they'd have to fetch me off the 20 meter diving board with a bucket truck.

Posted by: Paco at April 11, 2024 07:44 PM (njExo)

19
Prince Hapless and Meghan have announced their newest Netflix shows. She's gonna do a show on cooking and gardening.

He's gonna do a show on the exciting world of polo:

https://tinyurl.com/22psddpu

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 07:44 PM (w6EFb)

20 Troval’equilibrio!

Che spettacolo, stupendo!

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 07:44 PM (OyWsB)

21 Willowed

Or sitting next to her at a banquet and she grabs your hand with the exoskeleton grappling unit and shoves it under that mumu.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2024 07:14 PM (gSZYf)

Both of these are going to give me nightmares. It would make a scary horror film too.
Posted by: CaliGirl

I work with a guy that was on the West Point football team. He didn't have a date for some ball the team was at in D.C. and when Hillzebub was greeting the team (Bill was prolly banging hiss intern and didn't show), he asked Hillory if Chelsey could be his date for the ball. Hillzebub said Chelsey was out of town, and without missing a beat he asked Hillzebub if she would be his date. The 3 button general coach of the footbat team smacked him in the back of his head as Hillzebub was responding in the negative. There were witnesses, and I've corroborated this story with several.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 11, 2024 07:44 PM (MsrgL)

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 11, 2024 07:44 PM (MsrgL)

22 The Sun is a powerful heat. You almost cain't get close to it.

Whut if ya go at night ?

Posted by: JT at April 11, 2024 07:44 PM (T4tVD)

23 >>>Prince Hapless and Meghan have announced their newest Netflix shows. She's gonna do a show on cooking and gardening.
He's gonna do a show on the exciting world of polo:

The shows are called "Fuck My Life" and "Kill Me Now."

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2024 07:45 PM (KRtlO)

24 >>> Then I want dealer prices and I want it shipped to my door just like they would if it was a real dealer

Posted by: rickb223
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Then you will pay for an operator license.
Then you will be tested to determine if you qualify to be an operator and you will pay for the license.
Then if you are found to be in violation of the license you may be fined or have your license revoked.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 07:45 PM (eY+TO)

25 @12

>>My razor has Quad-Blades for an even smoother shave.

You know, a man really feels like man with a clean shave and a sack of suds.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 07:45 PM (XV/Pl)

26 Lamb are cute, but what did those people "rescue" them from? A field where they were being grown for dinner? Did they steal them? Did the farmer "surrender" them? I am not the smartest gal out here, but this doesn't make any sense to me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 11, 2024 07:46 PM (OX9vb)

27 I couldn’t put the space between the first 2 words. I love the iPad but keying is a PITA

I much prefer keyboard to touchscteen

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 07:46 PM (OyWsB)

28 >>>Troval’equilibrio!
Che spettacolo, stupendo!

I think he also says, "L'iceberg, sta girando!" (is turning)

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2024 07:46 PM (KRtlO)

29 I have been to several Royal Saudi Arabian dinners where they served whole cooked lamb. They were delicious.

Posted by: goatexchange at April 11, 2024 07:47 PM (hyS0X)

30 Sedona's so beautiful. When I was studying at Thunderbird, I drove the family up there from our home in Peoria, AZ one weekend, and we got caught in a sudden summer hail storm.

I had a friend in school there who had been a ship's captain, and he had a permanent residence in Sedona. When he graduated, he went to work for a freight forwarding firm in...New Jersey. Just couldn't wrap my head around that.

Posted by: Paco at April 11, 2024 07:48 PM (njExo)

31 8 So about my new pick axe, it's got something called iso-shock cushioning that's supposed to dampen the force felt from impacts.

I can't wait to test that out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender
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Can you get that with a tire iron?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 07:48 PM (eY+TO)

32 Space jelly fish looks more like space sperm

Posted by: javems at April 11, 2024 07:49 PM (xgBZ9)

33 In my house it's the dog that's mostly made up of gases. Yeeee gods.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 11, 2024 07:49 PM (fv27Y)

34 I have a cat story but it's so ridiculous I'll have write it up elsewhere and explain. The New Cat can't understand intermediate heights. That is, if she has been leaping from the floor to another surface, if you place another platform (like a folding stool) between the two heights, she will not jump up onto the stool on her way to her goal, she gets distressed and finds a way around this Mysterious Obstacle so she can jump up from the floor like she usually does.
She is Not Bright, and The Old Cat is appalled.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:49 PM (9yXr+)

35 Lamb are cute, but what did those people "rescue" them from? A field where they were being grown for dinner? Did they steal them? Did the farmer "surrender" them? I am not the smartest gal out here, but this doesn't make any sense to me.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 11, 2024 07:46 PM

People do stupid stuff. I knew a lady who was arrested for "rescuing" the lobsters in the tank at a sea food restaurant in Connecticut. She ran in, grabbed them all up and ran out the back and pitched them into Long Island Sound. She got arrested but they let her go because she was bat$hit crazy. She did have to reimburse the restaurant IIRC.

And yes they still hand the bands on their claws so she had sentenced them to a slow death by starvation.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 11, 2024 07:49 PM (QNSds)

36 Got a little story 'bout Chuck and Diane
Two British royals makin' out as best they can
Oh, oh, life goes ooon
long after the thrill of polo is gone

Posted by: John Mellencamp at April 11, 2024 07:49 PM (vtyCZ)

37 My GSD will kick his metal bowl around the shop sometimes. Usually he will wait until I'm on the phone.

Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 07:50 PM (vFG9F)

38 I have been to several Royal Saudi Arabian dinners where they served whole cooked lamb. They were delicious.
Posted by: goatexchange'

Fresh cooked goat in Serbia. Absolutely delicious.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:50 PM (9yXr+)

39 Houses are mostly made of gases, that's why lambs can live there.

Made of gases? With you everything is about gas.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at April 11, 2024 07:51 PM (iZEhM)

40 * I guess it should be "lo iceberg"

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2024 07:51 PM (KRtlO)

41
Astronomer Royal Sheila Jackson Lee on the mechanism of the solar eclipse:

"You have the energy of the moon at night. I don’t think we’ve been on the moon the last 50 years. So we will be landing on the moon... What you’ll see today will be the closest distance that the moon has ever been in the last 20 years. Which means that’s why they will shut the light down because they will be close to the Earth."

The Moon also uses "they" pronouns, apparently.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 07:51 PM (w6EFb)

42 @31

>>Can you get that with a tire iron?

You can get it with any bludgeoning implement you desire.

My personal favorite is a Johnson Bar.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 07:51 PM (XV/Pl)

43 There was a terrible incident nearby. A guy saw that packages were stacking up on the front porch so he called the cops for welfare check. No one answered the door and there was a foul odor coming from the inside, so police forced their way in. The house was full of trash and flies and a 50 year old guy was there. They asked where his mom was, so he led them to her. She was barely alive and had been so neglected she was fused to the sheets

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 07:51 PM (OyWsB)

44 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddelglum at work at April 11, 2024 07:51 PM (7Vi0c)

45 I don't have a pickaxe. All kinds of other demolition tools but no pickaxe

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 07:52 PM (fwDg9)

46 >>>"You have the energy of the moon at night. I don’t think we’ve been on the moon the last 50 years. So we will be landing on the moon... What you’ll see today will be the closest distance that the moon has ever been in the last 20 years. Which means that’s why they will shut the light down because they will be close to the Earth."

she was on the technology and space committee. Respect her learnings.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2024 07:52 PM (KRtlO)

47 I couldn’t put the space between the first 2 words. I love the iPad but keying is a PITA

I much prefer keyboard to touchscteen
Posted by: kallisto

Bluetooth keyboards can be found that are really small.
They work well, I was used to a pager with keyboard so the small bluetooth keyboard was easy to adapt to.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 07:52 PM (aiOam)

48 I much prefer keyboard to touchscteen
Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 07:46 PM (OyWsB)

Wireless bluetooth keyboard, not perfect, but it sure helps!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 11, 2024 07:52 PM (hOUT3)

49 Got a little story 'bout Chuck and Diane
Two British royals makin' out as best they can
Oh, oh, life goes ooon
long after the thrill of polo is gone
Posted by: John Mellencamp'

At the supermarket, the magazines at the checkout are unable to hide just how crazy Meghan Markle really is. That bitch is bat shit.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 07:53 PM (9yXr+)

50 and without missing a beat he asked Hillzebub if she would be his date.
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 11, 2024 07:44 PM

I knew Army standards were low, but I had no idea this low. Dayyymnnn.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 11, 2024 07:54 PM (a3Q+t)

51 Wow, kallisto...horrible. That poor woman.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 11, 2024 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

52 Posted by: ace at April 11, 2024 07:51 PM (KRtlO)

“Lo” goes before masculine nouns that start with a z or s and consonant

Lo Zion

Lo stregone

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 07:54 PM (OyWsB)

53 The Sun is a powerful heat. You almost cain't get close to it.

Whut if ya go at night ?
Posted by: JT at April 11, 2024 07:44 PM (T4tVD)

Or when its raining .
I hope she has proposed these obvious solutions.

Posted by: LASue at April 11, 2024 07:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

54 You know who else was gassy?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 11, 2024 07:55 PM (a3Q+t)

55 Not Zion

Not Zion

ZIO

Fongool autocorrect

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 07:56 PM (OyWsB)

56 You know who else was gassy?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

From your observations... big penguin!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 07:56 PM (aiOam)

57 I much prefer keyboard to touchscteen

Posted by: kallisto
----------------------

On some things Apple goes out of its way to be obtuse.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 07:57 PM (eY+TO)

58 Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 11, 2024 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

I didn’t include the gory details, they were worse than that HRC pic on the last page.

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 07:58 PM (OyWsB)

59 You know who else was gassy?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Orson Wells could clear a set within seconds.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2024 07:58 PM (IG4Id)

60 There are even cheap wireless keyboards that have an integrated touchpad, so if it suits your purposes there's no need for a mouse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 07:58 PM (yh2er)

61 Penguins are the number one polluter and carbon emitter in the Antarctic yet no one ever says anything except for the enlightened few here.

Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

62 48 I much prefer keyboard to touchscteen
Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 07:46 PM (OyWsB)

Wireless bluetooth keyboard, not perfect, but it sure helps!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3
----------------------------

Yes it does. Thing is, I'm never at a workstation when using the pad.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 07:59 PM (eY+TO)

63 Retriever with kittens was confused.

He really wanted the furry squatters to go.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2024 07:59 PM (ufFY8)

64 “Lo” goes before masculine nouns that start with a z or s and consonant
Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 07:54 PM

Also, these many years.

Posted by: Lo, these many years at April 11, 2024 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)

65 "she was on the technology and space committee. Respect her learnings.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2024 07:52 PM (KRtlO) "

I think that's what they mean when they talk about "indigenous knowledge".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 11, 2024 07:59 PM (PFYt9)

66 "A full moon is that complete, rounded circle which is made up mostly of gases, and that's why the question is why or how could we as humans live on the moon? Are the gases such that we could do that?"

She also can be heard calling the moon a planet: "We have yet to know whether you can live on the moon. But I don't know about you, I want to be first in line to know how to live and to be able to survive on the moon — that's another planet which we're going to see shortly."

Posted by: SheRa Jaxsin Lee at April 11, 2024 08:00 PM (ENQN6)

67 Wireless bluetooth keyboard, not perfect, but it sure helps!

I’ll try it

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 08:00 PM (OyWsB)

68 59 You know who else was gassy?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Orson Wells could clear a set within seconds.

Posted by: weft cut-loop
-------------------------

Rex Harrison

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 08:01 PM (eY+TO)

69 Yes it does. Thing is, I'm never at a workstation when using the pad.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 07:59 PM (eY+TO)

I pack a keyboard with the iPad...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 11, 2024 08:01 PM (hOUT3)

70 Can somebody tell me what an Apple Pencil is? Is it a stylus?

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 08:02 PM (OyWsB)

71 I think that's what they mean when they talk about "indigenous knowledge".
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 11, 2024 07:59 PM (PFYt9)

They took the whole Cherokee Nation
Put us on Publix Education

Posted by: SheRa Jaxsin Lee at April 11, 2024 08:02 PM (ENQN6)

72 odd sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2024 08:02 PM (ENQN6)

73 Baby hippo? That's an ass giant!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 08:02 PM (vtyCZ)

74 Isn't it because our butts are the source of gas that we refer to "mooning" someone?

Asking for a Congresswoman.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 11, 2024 08:02 PM (1bNHn)

75 Star Trek is on. It's the one where they beam down to planet AARP.

Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

76 New Jeopardy Champ is quite the babe.

Hopefully she has a long run.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 08:03 PM (XV/Pl)

77 This BU - Denver game is terrific.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2024 08:03 PM (LkLld)

78 8

'I can't wait to test that out.'

Hit granite with it. If that doesn't sting, you'll know it works.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 11, 2024 08:03 PM (roH4R)

79 OMG I'm checking work emails in bed and the cats are freaking out that I'm not where I'm supposed to be. Normally my shifts start at midnight so by 19:00 I'm long in bed and asleep, but I have a very rare two nights off so am up during the day and,

OH MY GOD Why are you not where you normally are!
Cats running in, examining me.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 08:03 PM (9yXr+)

80 And just like that

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2024 08:04 PM (LkLld)

81 What was the deal with the ice berg...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 11, 2024 08:04 PM (R/m4+)

82 Retriever with kittens was confused.

He really wanted the furry squatters to go.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2024 07:59 PM

Kittens had zero fluff to give.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2024 08:04 PM (Wnv9h)

83 67 Wireless bluetooth keyboard, not perfect, but it sure helps!

I’ll try it
Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 08:00 PM (OyWsB)

Somebody was selling keyboards by the lbs. 13 cents.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2024 08:04 PM (ENQN6)

84 I think the iceberg was rolling over

Posted by: Jamaica at April 11, 2024 08:05 PM (IG7T0)

85 >>>Microsoft also came under fire last year after the company admitted it did not know how China-backed hackers stole an internal email signing key that allowed the hackers broad access to Microsoft-hosted inboxes of senior U.S. government officials.
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Thanks Pixy, I needed that.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 08:06 PM (eY+TO)

86 I suspect the cats are upset I am in their bed, or not asleep and providing heat and contour in their bed.
I do not ascribe benevolence to my cats. They are utterly self-interested.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 08:06 PM (9yXr+)

87 "Somebody was selling keyboards by the lbs. 13 cents.
Posted by: rhennigantx "

But you had to buy all 13,000 lbs. And they needed to be picked up this week.

Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

88 New Jeopardy Champ is quite the babe.

Hopefully she has a long run.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 08:03 PM

The Paolo, he could be giving her the very long run, if you are knowing what the Paolo is meaning....

Posted by: Paolo at April 11, 2024 08:06 PM (Wnv9h)

89 @78

>>Hit granite with it. If that doesn't sting, you'll know it works.

I typically use it to pry small trees and roots out of the ground and to break up dirt.

That and a San Angelo Bar can get sh*t done in a yard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 08:06 PM (XV/Pl)

90 ‘End of the Line' for Saudi Arabia as 106-mile-long city, Neom, will now be just 1.5 miles long

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 08:08 PM (RovqD)

91 75 Star Trek is on. It's the one where they beam down to planet AARP.
Posted by: fd

Hey there sailor, show you a good time?!

Posted by: The Villages at April 11, 2024 08:08 PM (7Vi0c)

92 75 Star Trek is on. It's the one where they beam down to planet AARP.
Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

Deadly Years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 11, 2024 08:09 PM (di6C2)

93 81 What was the deal with the ice berg...

It was doing water ballet or sort of flexing

In Italian

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 08:09 PM (OyWsB)

94 Cooking with Lego looks like a American fragmentation grenade
Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

Legos are Danish caltrops, not fragmentation grenades

Posted by: Kindltot at April 11, 2024 08:09 PM (D7oie)

95 Came home to a campaign ad for “Ryan Bizzorro”

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 08:11 PM (RovqD)

96 My favorite are the dog /cat buddy vids.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 08:12 PM (MNhXM)

97 >> Star Trek is on. It's the one where they beam down to planet AARP.

Old Bones is a hoot in this one.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 08:14 PM (w6EFb)

98 End of the Line' for Saudi Arabia as 106-mile-long city, Neom, will now be just 1.5 miles long
Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 08:08 PM (RovqD)

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2024 08:14 PM (ufFY8)

99 An important PSA from last thread. Warn your pets!

My cat had to sit outside and wait for slow.mice.
Posted by: Diogenes

Don't fuck with Slowpoke Rodriguez!
https://tinyurl.com/2rym4wjm

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 11, 2024 08:16 PM (ycI94)

100 End of the Line' for Saudi Arabia as 106-mile-long city, Neom, will now be just 1.5 miles long
Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 08:08 PM (RovqD)

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2024 08:14 PM (ufFY

Spinal Tap Stonehenge?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2024 08:16 PM (ufFY8)

101 Can somebody tell me what an Apple Pencil is? Is it a stylus?
Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 08:02 PM

According to Apple, Inc., the "Apple Pencil sets the standard for how drawing, note‑taking, and marking up documents should feel -- intuitive, precise, and magical."

Posted by: Lo, these many years at April 11, 2024 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)

102 End of the Line' for Saudi Arabia as 106-mile-long city, Neom, will now be just 1.5 miles long
Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 08:08 PM (RovqD)

LOL

I'd like to laugh, but we have a $100B high speed train to nowhere.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 08:17 PM (CsUN+)

103 20m diving board. You fuck that up you splat.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 08:17 PM (3aLWR)

104 Sock fail.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 11, 2024 08:18 PM (a3Q+t)

105 Selling Keyboards by the Pound

Posted by: Genesis at April 11, 2024 08:18 PM (vtyCZ)

106 22 The Sun is a powerful heat. You almost cain't get close to it.

Whut if ya go at night ?

Posted by: JT at April 11, 2024 07:44 PM (T4tVD)
----
That's an old Soviet era joke about Khrushchev trying to outdo the Americans.

But Space is really cold so we could make the spaceship out of ice and keep cool, right?

Posted by: Ciampino - Make the spaceship from ice at April 11, 2024 08:19 PM (qfLjt)

107 >> End of the Line' for Saudi Arabia as 106-mile-long city, Neom, will now be just 1.5 miles long

It was also going to be powered by "100% renewable energy".

Problem was they just couldn't source any of the unobtainium.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 08:20 PM (w6EFb)

108 My iPad has gotten so much oil paint on it and wiped off that sometimes it doesn’t pick up my touch. Pain in the ass but my fault. Actually surprised how well the screen has survived.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 08:21 PM (MNhXM)

109 End of The Line? Plan for Saudi NEOM megacity 'involves technology that doesn't exist' and was 'untethered to reality'

But other than that...

https://tinyurl.com/sh38scx6

Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 08:21 PM (CsUN+)

110 "So about my new pick axe, it's got something called iso-shock cushioning that's supposed to dampen the force felt from impacts."

Do they make hammers like that? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: David DePape at April 11, 2024 08:21 PM (cHOHf)

111 I don't get the female obsession with goats, lambs and cows.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 08:22 PM (3aLWR)

112 Posted by: Lo, these many years at April 11, 2024 08:17 PM (a3Q+t)

It’s $129 , I may have to get it because I’m a chump when it comes to drawing apps

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 08:22 PM (OyWsB)

113
That Line city was going to have one hell of a high speed rail as well. Needed to travel about 318 mph to meet their claims about end to end travel time.

The whole project was just made up bullshit.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 08:22 PM (w6EFb)

114 That Line city was going to have one hell of a high speed rail as well. Needed to travel about 318 mph to meet their claims about end to end travel time.

The whole project was just made up bullshit.

Pffffft. Next you'll tell me that the Saudis have more money than brains, and no skills at all.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 08:23 PM (CsUN+)

115 A friend just returned from Sedona, the pics she took are beautiful. I told her I had planned to go there when I was all caught up in woo woo but never made the pilgrimage

Posted by: kallisto at April 11, 2024 08:24 PM (OyWsB)

116 @110

>>Do they make hammers like that? Asking for a friend.

Why yes they do David.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 11, 2024 08:24 PM (XV/Pl)

117 The Spirit Lake Tribe in North Dakota and the Menominee Indian Tribe of Wisconsin are blaming the use of Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, Snapchat, and YouTube for altering Native youth’s propensity to attempt suicide, which is 3.5 times higher than the U.S. national average, per the complaint. The lawsuit is seeking compensatory damages due to what it claims is a “skewed and often distorted environment” within the digital platforms that is negatively affecting youth.

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 08:25 PM (RovqD)

118 Long past bedtime
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 08:27 PM (fwDg9)

119
From the Daily Mail link, watch that promotional video about the Line. Chopped full of WEF and ESG type buzz words.

Oh, the elites want us in Lines all right. But it will more Chicom style "lines". People packed like sardines in shoddy high rises, serving their masters.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 08:27 PM (w6EFb)

120 Does a straight high speed rail use electromagnetic power like a rail gun and carrier catapults?

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 08:27 PM (MNhXM)

121 Penguins are the number one polluter and carbon emitter in the Antarctic yet no one ever says anything except for the enlightened few here.
Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

I propose releasing polar bears in Antarctica.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 08:28 PM (tkR6S)

122 It's been reported that OJ has moved the search for the Real Killer to hell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 08:28 PM (NDKWz)

123 117 a “skewed and often distorted environment” within the digital platforms that is negatively affecting youth.
Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 08:25 PM (RovqD)

They're not wrong.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 11, 2024 08:29 PM (OX9vb)

124 111 I don't get the female obsession with goats, lambs and cows.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 08:22 PM (3aLWR)

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And bulls.

Posted by: Europa at April 11, 2024 08:30 PM (NDKWz)

125 See you later. The "death Lends a Hand" Columbo episode is on that I'd like to pay attention too, featuring Robert Culp [first of four appearances!] and Ray Milland!

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068397/

Investigator Brimmer: You're a very observant man, Lieutenant.
Columbo: That's not what my wife says.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 08:31 PM (vtyCZ)

126 I propose releasing polar bears in Antarctica.

We'd need to ensure that they had a plentiful supply of Coke.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 08:31 PM (CsUN+)

127 Does a straight high speed rail use electromagnetic power like a rail gun and carrier catapults?
Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 08:27 PM

With a little over a month and a half to Pride Month, I can't believe the cispatriarchal privilege in that question!

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at April 11, 2024 08:31 PM (a3Q+t)

128 And golden showers!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 08:32 PM (vtyCZ)

129 Lego Masters was a good show. I need to look for that one...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 11, 2024 08:32 PM (yDGNp)

130 Just saw the body cam of the police shooting in Chicago. Go figure, what happened was nothing like the media reports.

The perp was in a car with completely blacked out windows and not only did he refuse to even roll down his windows let alone get out he shot at cops 11 times from inside the car with blacked out windows hitting one cop, a black cop, and cops returned fire.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2024 08:33 PM (LkLld)

131 The whole project was just made up bullshit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 08:22 PM (w6EFb)

Just like the koran, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 08:33 PM (tkR6S)

132 I don't get the female obsession with goats, lambs and cows.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 08:22 PM (3aLWR)

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And bulls.
Posted by: Europa at April 11, 2024 08:30 PM

TBF, women aren't the only ones obsessed with bulls.

Posted by: David French, Esq. at April 11, 2024 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)

133 Have they caught P.Diddy yet?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 11, 2024 08:34 PM (R/m4+)

134 >> featuring Robert Culp [first of four appearances!]

He was the murderer in just three, all in the '70s. He was the father of the (one of) the murderers in a '90s episode.

He and Jack Cassidy were the 3 timers, all in the '70s. Now, Patrick McGoohan holds the record, 4 murders, two in the '70s, two in the '90s.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 08:35 PM (w6EFb)

135 Ok. Fallout is on tv. We shall see.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 08:35 PM (i8ZU2)

136 Re: Sheila Jackson Lee

Imagine being someone like Biden or Pelosi or the Clintons and having no exposure to black people outside of urban elected officials and affirmative action government employees.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 08:35 PM (yh2er)

137 Israel is preparing for a direct attack from Iran on southern or northern Israel as soon as the next 24 to 48 hours, according to a person familiar with the matter. A person briefed by the Iranian leadership, however, said that while plans to attack are being discussed, no final decision has been made.

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 08:36 PM (RovqD)

138 135 Ok. Fallout is on tv. We shall see.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 08:35 PM (i8ZU2)

It's really good

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 08:36 PM (3aLWR)

139 So how do you know when the calf is having a good time?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 08:37 PM (W/lyH)

140 137 Israel is preparing for a direct attack from Iran on southern or northern Israel as soon as the next 24 to 48 hours, according to a person familiar with the matter. A person briefed by the Iranian leadership, however, said that while plans to attack are being discussed, no final decision has been made.
Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 08:36 PM (RovqD

This is what scares me more than anything. Could set off WW3

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 08:37 PM (3aLWR)

141 a “skewed and often distorted environment” within the digital platforms that is negatively affecting youth.
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Everything happening to everyone else is awesome and the filtered girls are stunningly beautiful and I'm having to clean my bathroom and worry about buying food.

What's the problem?

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 08:38 PM (yh2er)

142
Next were The Shat and George Hamilton, two time murderers, one each in the 70s and the '90s.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 08:38 PM (w6EFb)

143 Mortgage rates had eased some at the start of the year, helping to spur some activity in the sharply slowed-down market. But shifts in expectations for the Federal Reserve have pushed rates back toward 7%, a level they haven’t reached since December.

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 08:42 PM (RovqD)

144 David Hogg torched by a Chinese immigrant

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I have two suggestions:

1.) find this guy and give him free matches and gas for life

2.) throw open the doors to Chinese people. No Hogg-burning human is illegal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2024 08:43 PM (0FoWg)

145 Ok. Fallout is on tv. We shall see.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 08:35 PM (i8ZU2)

It's really good
Posted by: AlaBAMA

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I decided to log into 76 after not being there for months. It looks like the gay black guy is now an NPC you can have live at your camp.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 08:45 PM (yh2er)

146 This is what scares me more than anything. Could set off WW3
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 08:37 PM (3aLWR)

If I were in charge of Mossad, I'd arrange for Bibi to make a formal announcement: "We are not too concerned about the possibility of a direct attack by Iran, because we have back-channel comms with the leadership of Iran's regular Army, and they have assured us that if the mullahs make a move, they will overthrow them, and set up a secular military dictatorship."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 08:45 PM (tkR6S)

147 Kewt Golden Retriever trying to chase kittens out of his bed. Kittehs DGAF and don't move an inch.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 11, 2024 08:46 PM (RIvkX)

148 He added, “Trump is saying is I’m not even going to talk about a national ban and national questions. ‘Hey, Joe Biden is nine months, okay? Is the day up until till birth okay to have an abortion?’ Now Biden has to answer that.”

Tapper asked, “What is this nine month abortion thing? I’ve never heard of anyone getting an abortion like one day before their due. Republicans talk about this all the time.”

Sununu said, “That is the question that will be asked.”

Tapper said, “But I’ve never heard of it happening.”

Sununu said, “Right but I’m just saying in let’s say they got they were actually to get on a debate stage. Trump will say, ‘Look, I’m leaving it to the states. Hey, Joe Biden, how many? Two weeks as good enough for you?’ And now Biden whatever that number is, he’s going to have to figure out an answer for that, where Trump is saying, I’m deferring it back to the states.”

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 08:46 PM (RovqD)

149
Tapper said, “But I’ve never heard of it happening.”

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Is that something women would generally want to brag about?

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 08:47 PM (yh2er)

150 And since the life of the mother is constantly at risk with a dangerous thing like reproduction, it seems like nine months would be easy to defend.

Well, except for the awkward part where no woman has been at risk during a pregnancy where they couldn't just deliver the baby.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 08:49 PM (yh2er)

151 I can't believe you were defeated by trannies and AWFLs with green hair.

Why did we bother?

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at April 11, 2024 08:50 PM (bLPin)

152 >>>The perp was in a car with completely blacked out windows and not only did he refuse to even roll down his windows let alone get out he shot at cops 11 times from inside the car with blacked out windows hitting one cop, a black cop, and cops returned fire.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2024 08:33 PM (LkLld)
-------------------------

The Gangs that Couldn't Shoot Straight

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 08:50 PM (eY+TO)

153 Tapper said, “But I’ve never heard of it happening.”

Is he being stupid or deliberately obtuse?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 08:50 PM (W/lyH)

154 Tapper said, “But I’ve never heard of it happening.”

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Is that something women would generally want to brag about?
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 08:47 PM (yh2er)

Tapper's lying, as are all the abortion lovers. They know their stance allows babies to be born alive, and then left on a table to die.

There are STRONG indicators that most people who support abortion don't realize babies who are viable are still being aborted, and they are informed of it, they STRONGLY indicate they are not in favor of it.

But you'll still get clowns showing up here, claiming abortion is a losing issue for pro-lifers. No, it's a losing issue for Republicans who clearly can't be bothered to argue from a morally defensible position.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 08:51 PM (azC9v)

155 >>Tapper said, “But I’ve never heard of it happening.”

The former Democrat governor of VA, were Tapper lives, said in a televised interview, also where Tapper lives, that he supported a law where babies born alive would be made comfortable while their mother decided whether it would live or be killed. He said this in 2019.

Tapper is a liar but they everyone knows that.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2024 08:51 PM (LkLld)

156 Breaking Hollywood news -

The Naked Gun is going to be rebooted with Amy Schumer and Amy Schumer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 08:51 PM (v4xA+)

157 Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 08:46 PM (Rov

Neither one of them ever heard of partial birth abortion?

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 08:52 PM (GvesS)

158 Old: Greatest generation.

New: Gheyest generation.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at April 11, 2024 08:53 PM (bLPin)

159 Ralph Northam was the infanticidal Virginia psycho killer who loves blackface. Governor Gilles de Rayciss.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2024 08:54 PM (0FoWg)

160 a law where babies born alive would be made comfortable while their mother decided whether it would live or be killed. He said this in 2019.

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I could 100% see the satanists holding, cuddling, and kissing the little baby before executing it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 08:55 PM (yh2er)

161 Old: Greatest generation.

New: Gheyest generation.
Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at April 11, 2024 08:53 PM (bLPin)

One day, if we're not very careful, it's going to be The Last Generation.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 08:56 PM (W/lyH)

162 Governor Chris Sununu is asking the easy questions.
I been seeing Biden commercials this evening where Joe is saying he will “codify Roe”. Nobody, including at least two different SCOTUS line-ups, didn’t really seem to know what “Roe v Wade” really was. When the court reviewed Casey, they pretty much ignored all of the original elements of Roe. In Dobbs, the court couldn’t find a place in the Constitution for Roe to live.

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 08:56 PM (RovqD)

163 The Gangs that Couldn't Shoot Straight

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 08:50 PM (eY+TO)

I watched that bodycam video, too. A huge clusterfuck. The cops should have all taken cover, then used radio to set up tactics. Designate one cop who is known to have gun skills, as the shooter, and the others just give covering fire if the perp emerges from the car. Cop designated as shooter just keeps putting rounds through the car until return fire stops.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 08:56 PM (tkR6S)

164 It's weird that we can't use simple chemical compounds to execute murderers, but...

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 08:56 PM (yh2er)

165 Neither one of them ever heard of partial birth abortion?
Posted by: polynikes
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or Kermit Gosnell

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 11, 2024 08:56 PM (wQXfi)

166 Codifying Roe seems like a great idea.

In this specific instance and a situation exactly like what occurred at the time, you can have a solution as established in the judgement.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 08:58 PM (yh2er)

167 I have two suggestions:
1.) find this guy and give him free matches and gas for life
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 11, 2024 08:43 PM

It was a Chinese woman.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 11, 2024 08:59 PM (a3Q+t)

168 I swear I did not make this up.

@AP
Legendary athlete, actor and millionaire: O.J. Simpson's murder trial lost him the American dream

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2024 09:00 PM (LkLld)

169 He might have been gassy, but he was also a terrific dancer!

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at April 11, 2024 09:00 PM (V5BDR)

170 @AP
Legendary athlete, actor and millionaire: O.J. Simpson's murder trial lost him the American dream
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2024 09:00 PM (LkLld)

Well, that and stabbing two people, but mostly stabbing two people.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 09:03 PM (tkR6S)

171 Tapper is a liar but they everyone knows that.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2024 08:51 PM (LkLld)

Yeah, Tapper is a liar, he's not that stupid.

He knows what most abortion lovers know: That it's a losing issue for the Democrat Party, when argued honestly by genuine pro-life candidates.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 09:04 PM (GtZ7X)

172 168 I swear I did not make this up.

@AP
Legendary athlete, actor and millionaire: O.J. Simpson's murder trial lost him the American dream
Posted by: JackStraw

Um...

Bless your heart, AP.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 11, 2024 09:05 PM (7Vi0c)

173 This is what scares me more than anything. Could set off WW3
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 08:37 PM (3aLWR)

We Will All Go Together When We go.
Link goes to YouTube.
https://tinyurl.com/mrxhpb2k

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 11, 2024 09:06 PM (iODuv)

174 Well, that and stabbing two people, but mostly stabbing two people.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 09:03 PM (tkR6S)

Yeah, but if you asked OJ, he'd say what lost him the American dream was having a whore ex-wife who would blow other men, with the curtains open, when he would be spying outside her living room window.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 09:07 PM (GtZ7X)

175 @AP
Legendary athlete, actor and millionaire: O.J. Simpson's murder trial lost him the American dream
Posted by: JackStraw

Legendary athlete, sure.

Millionaire, if they say so.

Actor? Definitely; he pretended to look for the real killer for years.

The part after the colon? I hope an AI wrote it so no human has to fess up.

Posted by: mikeski at April 11, 2024 09:07 PM (DgGvY)

176 He might have been gassy, but he was also a terrific dancer!
Posted by: Franz Liebkind at April 11, 2024 09:00 PM

Actually, he's a terrible dancer, even for a gwello.

Posted by: Fang Fang at April 11, 2024 09:08 PM (a3Q+t)

177 "45 I don't have a pickaxe. All kinds of other demolition tools but no pickaxe "

I have a mattock. And a pulaski. Don' need no steeeking pickaxe.

Posted by: buddhaha at April 11, 2024 09:09 PM (AOz1w)

178 Speaking of sports legends, I saw how the feds looked into it, and totally found that Shohei Ohtani was totally innocent of any wrongdoing, having to do with his interpreter blowing 4 and a half million of Ohtani's dollars on gambling.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 09:10 PM (GtZ7X)

179 Speaking of sports legends, I saw how the feds looked into it, and totally found that Shohei Ohtani was totally innocent of any wrongdoing, having to do with his interpreter blowing 4 and a half million of Ohtani's dollars on gambling.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 09:10 PM (GtZ7X)

Shoulda put the money into Weyland-Yutani.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 09:11 PM (tkR6S)

180 So I guess OJ is running through Hell now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 09:12 PM (9yWhg)

181 Shoulda put the money into Weyland-Yutani.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 09:11 PM (tkR6S)

I guess that would be like investing in Microsoft in 1984.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 09:14 PM (GtZ7X)

182 Yeah, I had to look it up, who do you think I am, Jake Tapper?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 09:15 PM (GtZ7X)

183 So I guess OJ is running through Hell now.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 09:12 PM (9yWhg)

Tight end, or wide receiver, don't matter at all.

Posted by: Stan, filing barbs. at April 11, 2024 09:15 PM (tkR6S)

184 Tight end, or wide receiver, don't matter at all.
Posted by: Stan, filing barbs. at April 11, 2024 09:15 PM (tkR6S)

No, he was a running ba..

Oh, I get it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 09:16 PM (GtZ7X)

185 In loving memory of OJ:

Mojo Nixon
Orenthal James (Was a Mighty Bad Man)

youtube.com/watch?v=7lu48N9EaDs

(probably not safe for work)

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 09:17 PM (yh2er)

186 Good to know justice has come for OJ.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 11, 2024 09:17 PM (RIvkX)

187 FWIW, one of the best $100 or so I've ever spent was on an electric jackhammer.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 09:18 PM (yh2er)

188 It's weird that we can't use simple chemical compounds to execute murderers, but...
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 08:56 PM

Perhaps 124 grains of Cu-clad Pb?

Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at April 11, 2024 09:19 PM (a3Q+t)

189 FWIW, one of the best $100 or so I've ever spent was on an electric jackhammer.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 09:18 PM (yh2er)

What's an electric jackhammer for?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 09:20 PM (GtZ7X)

190 What's an electric jackhammer for?
Posted by: BurtTC
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I never knew until I bought it to do some tile work, but I've used it to clear the aforementioned tile, bust up sidewalks to rework, bust through tree roots, and anything else a sledge or pickaxe or mattock would be used for. Mine came with three tips (one a point) and I ended up buying a big 4 or 6 inch wide blade for the tile.

Incredibly useful to be able to go grab that thing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 09:22 PM (yh2er)

191 153 Tapper said, “But I’ve never heard of it happening.”

I wish Sununu had come back with, "That just means you don't know what the democrats' stance is. If 9 months is as outlandish as you imply, then it should be easy for you to get Biden to give you the right number of months.
Why haven't you done that, Jake? Isn't that your job?"

Put the fucker on the spot. Call him out as the shill he is.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 11, 2024 09:24 PM (roH4R)

192 Incredibly useful to be able to go grab that thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 09:22 PM (yh2er)

I would have also accepted: $100, same as in town.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 09:26 PM (lbZc/)

193 What's an electric jackhammer for?
Posted by: BurtTC

I never knew until I bought it to do some tile work, but I've used it to clear the aforementioned tile, bust up sidewalks to rework, bust through tree roots, and anything else a sledge or pickaxe or mattock would be used for. Mine came with three tips (one a point) and I ended up buying a big 4 or 6 inch wide blade for the tile.
Incredibly useful to be able to go grab that thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight

Speaking of hindsight, you haven't seen anything until you've tried the jackhammer's dildo attachment.

Posted by: Pete Bootyjudge at April 11, 2024 09:27 PM (DgGvY)

194 During his life on earth, O.J. had been a spokesman for Hertz Rental Cars.

In Hell, he's now a spokesman for Slice Cola.

But he only gets halfway through the pitch, when ol' Stan Slices O.J.s throat from ear to ear, turning him into the same Pez Dispenser that O.J. did to Nicole and Ron.

Repeat daily, for the next eternity-billion years.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 11, 2024 09:28 PM (e6UQI)

195 I would have also accepted: $100, same as in town.

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Ha.

This place.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 09:29 PM (yh2er)

196 > What's an electric jackhammer for?
________
Wild ass guess.... hammering jack, electrically.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 11, 2024 09:30 PM (Q4IgG)

197 Perhaps 124 grains of Cu-clad Pb?
Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at April 11, 2024 09:19 PM (a3Q+t)

No expiration date on that prescription!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 11, 2024 09:31 PM (hOUT3)

198 Perhaps 124 grains of Cu-clad Pb?

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I'm starting to warm up scissors through the top of the skull after 9 months.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 09:34 PM (yh2er)

199 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 09:36 PM (Z2yLo)

200 What's an electric jackhammer for?
Posted by: BurtTC

Sending EVs to hell.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2024 09:36 PM (VwHCD)

201 OJ, Bailey, Cochran, Kardassian.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 11, 2024 09:36 PM (as3uC)

202 Should be obvious to those with brains that support our Republic.

The Democratic Party no longer exists.

They have been taken over by Marxists. Socialists, and effin Commies.

Our response to this should be forceful, tactically aggressive and OODA LOOP respondent.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2024 09:38 PM (TDvv2)

203 Because it’s late and I’m too lazy too look it up — what teams did OJ play for?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 09:40 PM (9yWhg)

204 He won't need any luggage where he's going...

Posted by: jsg at April 11, 2024 09:41 PM (aLU9d)

205 “So many people were just happy to see that someone who is rich and famous, and black, could get away with… er … what other people did in the system as well, too,” Stephanie Elam said.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2024 09:43 PM (ENQN6)

206 OJ played for USC and the "SLIT THROAT PANTHERS"

Can't find his STATS for his time with the Panthers...

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2024 09:43 PM (TDvv2)

207 203 Because it’s late and I’m too lazy too look it up — what teams did OJ play for?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 09:40 PM (9yWhg)

The Buffalo Bills and the San Quentin Switchblades.

Posted by: jsg at April 11, 2024 09:44 PM (aLU9d)

208 203 Because it’s late and I’m too lazy too look it up — what teams did OJ play for?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 09:40 PM (9yWhg)

Wife Killers.

and Kill Whitey.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 11, 2024 09:44 PM (ENQN6)

209 203 Because it’s late and I’m too lazy too look it up — what teams did OJ play for?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

In college, USC

Pros- Buffalo and San Fransisco (I think). Buffalo for sure.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 11, 2024 09:44 PM (7Vi0c)

210 Shockingly, I just learned that the son of an acquaintance of ours from our years in Miami was killed in the Israeli attack in Gaza on the World Kitchen. And now my wife wants to donate to a GoFundMe for the surviving family. Why?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 11, 2024 09:46 PM (KLYFW)

211 O.J. joked around a lot, during his 9 years in prison.

Other prisoners described him as being quite the cut up.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 11, 2024 09:47 PM (e6UQI)

212 JUST REMEMBER FOLKS

THE MSM REPORTS directly to GOV.

Just ask Catherine Herridge and what CBS has done to her....

FREEDOM OF THE PRESS

MY FUCKING ASS....

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2024 09:48 PM (TDvv2)

213 210 To combat genocide in Gaza!!!!/

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 09:48 PM (9yWhg)

214 He was a running back for Hertz.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2024 09:52 PM (63Dwl)

215 OJ was a typical loser from HUNTER's POINT in San Francisco until some football scout plucked him out of the ghetto and placed him on his road to fame.

Guess the Ghetto never was cleansed from him completely...

Now he be dead...just as well.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 11, 2024 09:53 PM (TDvv2)

216 So here's some fuckwit from The Federalist comparing Trump to ~~Hitler~~ Stephen Douglas.

On Abortion, Donald Trump Goes The Way Of Stephen A. Douglas

https://tinyurl.com/4wn28r67

So after lobbing some chickenshit insults and using the word "morality" ten bajillion times you can't help but notice...where's the plan? What's the plan? I'll give you a hint.

There is no plan.

The plan is nationalize the issue, grift, then do jack shit. If the left *spit* is winning it's because they fucking organize. They win because they get fucking active. This guy and those like him wants to bleg for cash in a DC office staffed by his wife, two of his three kids, maybe a close buddy and secretary he hired personally cuz she has great tits and can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Send out some emails, have a meeting with a Congresscritter or two that goes fucking nowhere then spend the rest of his afternoon on his boat. Winning!

Run campaigns in 50 states? Why that...that sounds like WORK!

We lose because of fake pussies like this. Fuck him. Don't fall for the scam.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 09:54 PM (Z2yLo)

217 So is OJ still dead?

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 09:55 PM (Z2yLo)

218 Ha. I just realized that people used to use markers like "I saw the moon landing" as significant times in their personal history.

I saw the Challenger explosion and not too long after that watched OJ get away with murder.

Yay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 09:57 PM (yh2er)

219 218 Dude, OJ and the Challenger were about 10 years apart.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 10:01 PM (9yWhg)

220 Weird Dave’s up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 10:02 PM (9yWhg)

221 Dude, OJ and the Challenger were about 10 years apart.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

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You must actually be 29

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 10:02 PM (yh2er)

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