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Sheila Jackson Lee Confidently Pronounces to Schoolchildren That the Moon is "Mostly Made Up of Gases"

She's thinking of her own nasty fart-moon.

The Party of Science (TM) continues to astound.

Democrat congresswoman incorrectly tells schoolchildren that moon is "made up mostly of gases"


During an eclipse event at Booker T. Washington High School in Houston, Texas Monday, Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee made puzzling remarks about the moon's composition, incorrectly suggesting it was "made up mostly of gases." This statement diverged sharply from established astronomical facts, sparking both amusement and concern over public understanding of basic space science.


The comments were made as Jackson Lee participated in a community event focused on Monday's eclipse, aiming to engage and educate attendees about astronomical phenomena.

Lee, a former member of the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology, described the moon as a "complete rounded circle, which is made up mostly of gases," a description that inaccurately represents the moon's solid, rocky nature.

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2024 06:19 PM (QNSds)

2 And I guess if you squint hard enough the moon could be made up of gas or maybe green cheese.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2024 06:20 PM (QNSds)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 09, 2024 06:20 PM (fACYj)

4 LOL!

here we are on a nother day ending in "y"!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 06:21 PM (PFYt9)

5 This is one of those times when I am trying to figure out what she was trying to say and just come up with that she is an unqualified retard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2024 06:21 PM (di6C2)

6 100th

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 09, 2024 06:21 PM (r7v6X)

7 there are gas giant planets, and gaseous giant Democrats ... but the moon is made of cheese, every grade schooler knows this.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 09, 2024 06:21 PM (Cus5s)

8 Man, wait until she gets to Uranus~!*

*AOSHQ required humor bit #7528

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2024 06:21 PM (IG4Id)

9 I was off a tad

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 09, 2024 06:21 PM (r7v6X)

10 sparking both amusement and concern over public understanding of basic space science pretty much anything and everything.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 09, 2024 06:22 PM (V8he0)

11 This is our "elite".

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 09, 2024 06:22 PM (r7v6X)

12 This statement diverged sharply from established astronomical facts, sparking both amusement and concern over public understanding of basic



intelligence.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 06:22 PM (G8h7g)

13 Sheila Jackson Lee Confidently Pronounces to Schoolchildren That the Moon she is "Mostly Made Up of Gases"

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2024 06:23 PM (ENQN6)

14 The traditional assertion that the moon is made mostly of iron and other minerals is a mere social construct established by white people.

Posted by: Paco at April 09, 2024 06:23 PM (njExo)

15 Dipshit is claiming she was talking about the sun and misspoke... whatever.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 09, 2024 06:23 PM (eR3d2)

16 When it hits your eye like a biga pizza pie that's amore

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2024 06:23 PM (Y6IkP)

17 At least she didn't say it was made of cheese.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 09, 2024 06:24 PM (r7v6X)

18 12 This statement diverged sharply from established astronomical facts, sparking both amusement and concern over public understanding of basic

intelligence.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 06:22 PM (G8h7g)

I like how they frame it that really it is everyone's fault and she is not just a fucking ignorant skank.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2024 06:24 PM (di6C2)

19 Braaaains
Biiiiden
Baaabies

Posted by: the Ghoul-American Community at April 09, 2024 06:24 PM (hSwza)

20 And I guess if you squint hard enough the moon could be made up of gas or maybe green cheese.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2024 06:20 PM (QNSds)
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I'll need to wait for confirmation from Wallace and Gromit that the moon is made of green cheese.

They have a more scientific approach than Sheila Jackson Lee.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2024 06:25 PM (BpYfr)

21 Well, the Sun is not exactly what I would call 'gas'. It is plasma. Or am I the idiot?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2024 06:25 PM (di6C2)

22 It's stuff like this that makes the man in the moon smile.

Sorry, person in the moon.

Posted by: Paco at April 09, 2024 06:25 PM (njExo)

23 >>> there are gas giant planets, and gaseous giant Democrats ... but the moon is made of cheese, every grade schooler knows this.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 09, 2024 06:21 PM (Cus5s)


Even the big gas ones probably have a lot of liquid if not solid just due to the massive pressures. Clarke had a bit in the 2nd or 3rd Odyssey book about someone pulling massive diamonds out of Jupiter.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2024 06:26 PM (Y6IkP)

24 Astounding, mind-boggling examples of departure from truth here.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at April 09, 2024 06:26 PM (gxokI)

25 Egads, a Yale woman!

Posted by: Thurston Howell, III at April 09, 2024 06:26 PM (4I/2K)

26 The MO legislature passed a bill this afternoon that would prevent citizens of foreign countries from voting in state elections.

Great achievement, assuming the governor signs it and a Hawaiian judge doesn't open his fat flopping mouth.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 09, 2024 06:26 PM (g0Y4p)

27 Sheila Jackson Lee... what else can you expect she's from Houston TX.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 09, 2024 06:26 PM (zFMFo)

28 We know it's made of green cheese, oh wait, Neil Armstrong fell though the moon when they tried to land

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 06:27 PM (fwDg9)

29 Even the big gas ones probably have a lot of liquid if not solid just due to the massive pressures. Clarke had a bit in the 2nd or 3rd Odyssey book about someone pulling massive diamonds out of Jupiter.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2024 06:26 PM (Y6IkP)
---
metallic hydrogen...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2024 06:27 PM (BpYfr)

30 Sheila Jackleg Lee received a BA with honors from Yale and a JD from the University of Virginia School of Law.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 09, 2024 06:27 PM (woPEM)

31 I can't believe Jackson didn't mention the secret Nazi and Alien bases on the moon. You know she probably thinks that.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 09, 2024 06:27 PM (LjgPm)

32 31 I can't believe Jackson didn't mention the secret Nazi and Alien bases on the moon. You know she probably thinks that.
Posted by: Beartooth at April 09, 2024 06:27 PM (LjgPm)

What was that movie? Iron Sky?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2024 06:28 PM (di6C2)

33 What will Sen. Maisy Hirano say to top this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 06:28 PM (YOx/K)

34 Again. from two threads ago (and I am still busy)

"We estimate that between fiscal years 2010 and 2020, more than $350 million in royalties were paid by third-parties to the agency and NIH scientists – who are credited as co-inventors."

This is from https://tinyurl.com/y7cs3hjc

I think people don't realize what a scandal this is. Taxpayers pay for the research, but gov. workers take grant funding and channel it to get royalty payments. It is legal bribes. It is theft. It is why they wanted to sell so many vaccines.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 09, 2024 06:29 PM (2A8Pl)

35 I remember reading a science fiction story about an expedition to fly men around the far side of the moon. When they returned, they were complete insane.

Turns out (SPOILER) that they discovered that the moon is nothing more than canvas and scaffolding on the back side. It's a complete fake.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2024 06:29 PM (BpYfr)

36 12 This statement diverged sharply from established astronomical facts, sparking both amusement and concern over public understanding of basic intelligence.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 06:22 PM (G8h7g)

I like how they frame it that really it is everyone's fault and she is not just a fucking ignorant skank.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2024 06:24 PM (di6C2)


Well, what's more important? Accurate reporting or protecting the political elite's image?

Posted by: Dr. T at April 09, 2024 06:29 PM (g0Y4p)

37 SJC was too dumb even for us to elect her Mayor.

Posted by: anyone still dumb enough to stay in Houston postHarvey at April 09, 2024 06:29 PM (hSwza)

38 Is she also the same idiot that asked NASA during a congressional hearing if the Mars rover had taken a picture of the Flag the Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin planted on Mars?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2024 06:29 PM (QNSds)

39
Biden and Democratic operatives want to turn this into the biggest issue for 2024 because it is the only issue that Biden even has a pulse on at this point.

RFK Jr as a 'protest vote' to Biden puts a stake to his heart. Biden is heading for the waste heap of history, tarred and feathered with enough credible accusations to secure his position as the very worst President ever 'elected' at 3 am.

The brand new RNC .08 beta is going after election integrity with a vengeance. Imagine poll watchers? What a concept.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 09, 2024 06:30 PM (RKVpM)

40 "Even the big gas ones probably have a lot of liquid if not solid just due to the massive pressures. Clarke had a bit in the 2nd or 3rd Odyssey book about someone pulling massive diamonds out of Jupiter."

yeah, as I typed, I thought of that ... they would be gases on earth. But "they" still call them the gas giants, iirc. I clarified with my cheese data.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 09, 2024 06:30 PM (Cus5s)

41
Turns out (SPOILER) that they discovered that the moon is nothing more than canvas and scaffolding on the back side. It's a complete fake.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

See, *not* gas!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 09, 2024 06:30 PM (zFMFo)

42 I searched "fart-moon" and got a PBS video on how long it would take to get to the moon by farting.

https://tinyurl.com/2y4z8469

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 09, 2024 06:30 PM (Dm8we)

43 38 Is she also the same idiot that asked NASA during a congressional hearing if the Mars rover had taken a picture of the Flag the Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin planted on Mars?
---
That's her.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 09, 2024 06:30 PM (woPEM)

44 Sheila Jackson is a fucking idiot. That spells MOON.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2024 06:31 PM (LkLld)

45 Sheila Jackson Lee... what else can you expect she's from Houston TX. Queens, NY.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 09, 2024 06:26 PM (zFMFo)

FIFY.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2024 06:31 PM (4I/2K)

46 >>> Well, the Sun is not exactly what I would call 'gas'. It is plasma. Or am I the idiot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2024 06:25 PM (di6C2)


Yes, I think plasma is correct for a good part of it. Deeper, I don't know what the name for some of that phase of matter is. Probably some freakydeaky stuff going on towards the center.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2024 06:31 PM (Y6IkP)

47 This stronk black woman graduated from Yale and University of Virginia.

Imagine the HBCU graduates.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2024 06:31 PM (FDJFZ)

48 Even the big gas ones probably have a lot of liquid if not solid just due to the massive pressures. Clarke had a bit in the 2nd or 3rd Odyssey book about someone pulling massive diamonds out of Jupiter.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2024 06:26 PM (Y6IkP)


If I'm not mistaken, all the gas giants have cores of solid rock, surrounded by oceans of something or other (methane and ammonia, I think?). It's just you have to travel through thousands and thousands of miles of really dense and turbulent gases to get there.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 09, 2024 06:32 PM (g0Y4p)

49 What kind of circles are not completely rounded?

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 06:32 PM (vFG9F)

50 The cases against Trump prove that a highly motivated AG, DA and Judge can literally throw anything against the wall and bring a case.

Where are the Red State AG's/DA's and judges?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 06:32 PM (XV/Pl)

51 Y'all raysis.

Posted by: Sheila Jackleg Lee at April 09, 2024 06:33 PM (woPEM)

52 Sit back and digest this...

She is the epitome of political establishment.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2024 06:33 PM (Q4IgG)

53 Sheila Jackson Lee... what else can you expect she's from Houston TX. Queens, NY.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

FIFY.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Okay, she claims to be from and I should have said she represents Houston TX.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 09, 2024 06:33 PM (zFMFo)

54 It should be noted about that daqqa dude:

"He was jailed for kidnapping 19-year-old Moshe Tamam and holding him hostage for two days, then gouging his eyes out, castrating him, mutilating his body, and finally shooting him in the chest and dumping his body."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 09, 2024 06:33 PM (2A8Pl)

55 What kind of circles are not completely rounded?
Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 06:32 PM (vFG9F)

Boobs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2024 06:34 PM (4I/2K)

56 Sit back and digest this...

Pretty sure that's how Sheila acquired her amazing brain.

Posted by: anyone still dumb enough to stay in Houston postHarvey at April 09, 2024 06:34 PM (hSwza)

57 I'm going around your house, baby
Just like a circle
A triangle
A biangle
A triangle
A diangle, baby

I'm moving so fast that you - not even your cat can follow me, baby
I'm going around
I'm going upside down, inside up and down and back and round and up
And up and down and up and around and up that down
And double into that down LIKE A CIRCLE, BABY!
I SAY LIKE A CIRCLE, BABY!
JUST LIKE A CIRCLE! WOO! HA! HOO!

Posted by: Wild Man Fischer at April 09, 2024 06:35 PM (vFG9F)

58 I want to hear a reporter ask SheJac, "How many moons does Uranus have today?"

Posted by: Gref at April 09, 2024 06:35 PM (5fDan)

59 Well, she is retarded. I mean literally retarded.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 09, 2024 06:35 PM (XMwZJ)

60 " It is legal bribes. It is theft. It is why they wanted to sell so many vaccines."

And willing to let a million+ die by blocking all early effective treatment, just so they could get their "EMERGENCY emergency, everyone to get off the streets" special status to force the jab into everyone ... and the future damage from the jabs may dwarf the current damage.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 09, 2024 06:35 PM (Cus5s)

61
Daqqa con
Daqqa con
Lemme rock you Daqqa con
Lemme rock you that's all I wanna do
- MSM

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 09, 2024 06:35 PM (FDJFZ)

62 "Where are the Red State AG's/DA's and judges?"

down at a piss-stinking dive bar comparing how much money their pimps let them keep, if past performance is any indicator ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 06:35 PM (PFYt9)

63 Yes, I think plasma is correct for a good part of it. Deeper, I don't know what the name for some of that phase of matter is. Probably some freakydeaky stuff going on towards the center.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2024 06:31 PM (Y6IkP)


I read once that if you could get to the center of the Sun and withstand the heat and pressure, it would actually be pitch dark. It's too dense for the photons released by fusion reactions to travel any distance before being absorbed by the surrounding matter.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 09, 2024 06:35 PM (g0Y4p)

64 "He was jailed for kidnapping 19-year-old Moshe Tamam and holding him hostage for two days, then gouging his eyes out, castrating him, mutilating his body, and finally shooting him in the chest and dumping his body."
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 09, 2024 06:33 PM (2A8Pl)

So, a fine Palestinian?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 09, 2024 06:35 PM (di6C2)

65 Jackson Lee moved to Houston when her husband, Elwyn Lee, accepted a position at the University of Houston. He currently serves as the vice chancellor and vice president for Student Affairs of the University of Houston System and the University of Houston, respectively.


Let that sink in a few moments.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2024 06:35 PM (4I/2K)

66 The Junta election campaign is going to be "Abortion Celebration Time!"

They'll spend their time introducing abortonists in the audience, to applause, and taking abortion testimonials.

Gruesome? Baal-approved? Sad testimonial to the decline of ethics and faith?

You betcha.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 09, 2024 06:36 PM (H/5eJ)

67 The stupidity of our rulers is truly a godsend.

Seriously. We are being punished. Repent sinners!

Posted by: No One of any consequnce at April 09, 2024 06:36 PM (VuZH8)

68 Sheila be dumb and proud of it! You go, girl!

Posted by: Frederica Wilson at April 09, 2024 06:37 PM (woPEM)

69 >>> If I'm not mistaken, all the gas giants have cores of solid rock, surrounded by oceans of something or other (methane and ammonia, I think?). It's just you have to travel through thousands and thousands of miles of really dense and turbulent gases to get there.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 09, 2024 06:32 PM (g0Y4p)


I assume it all looks like that Disney Black Hole movie that gave me heebyjeebies when I was 8. Robots and Ernest Borgnine chase me around while tripy sound plays.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2024 06:38 PM (Y6IkP)

70 It should be noted about that daqqa dude:

"He was jailed for kidnapping 19-year-old Moshe Tamam and holding him hostage for two days, then gouging his eyes out, castrating him, mutilating his body, and finally shooting him in the chest and dumping his body."
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 09, 2024 06:33 PM (2A8Pl)


It should also be noted that Amnesty International has done as much to benefit the human race as the ACLU and the SPLC.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 09, 2024 06:38 PM (g0Y4p)

71 Sheila Jackass Lee

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at April 09, 2024 06:39 PM (ZnrCl)

72 Someone told SJL that there is a gaseous sphere in space, burning nonstop, and she forgot which sphere it is.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 09, 2024 06:39 PM (H/5eJ)

73 She coulda been a contendah if she's stayed in New York.

Posted by: Bela Abzug at April 09, 2024 06:40 PM (woPEM)

74
She also had some thoughts about the sun. The sun is a "great heat" and it's almost, almost mind you, too hot to get close.

When the Moon is full, it's really full of gas. The Moon is an energy source, I think she was saying, but it's not a great enough heat to get close to.

When I first heard that, I wondered for a second if this was some sort of deep fake parody, as nobody can be that dumb.

But nope, they can be.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 09, 2024 06:40 PM (w6EFb)

75 Look, all of you gaining up on the poor representative. Why, just yesterday afternoon I walked out to my pool & shouted, "Oh, no! Is the moon eating the sun? I don't know? I'm just a simple caveman".

Posted by: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer at April 09, 2024 06:41 PM (Geoni)

76 For those who don't know who Walid Daqqa is or what he did he was a Palestinian terrorist who participated in the kidnapping, torture and murder of a 19 year old Israeli IDF member. He was an animal.

He then committed additional crimes in prison which helped keep him there until he died. Amnesty International is on a par with the scum who inhabit the UN Human Rights Council. Terrorist sympathizers and anti-semites. Fuck all of them.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2024 06:41 PM (LkLld)

77 Exactly what is a rounded circle versus say a squared circle?

Asking for people with IQs over 75.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 09, 2024 06:41 PM (17s+e)

78 S. Jackson Lee is no Barbara Jordan.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2024 06:42 PM (4I/2K)

79 42 I searched "fart-moon" and got a PBS video on how long it would take to get to the moon by farting.

https://tinyurl.com/2y4z8469
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 09, 2024 06:30 PM (Dm8we)

.........

Oh my gosh! Is there anything we can't learn from the internet?!

Posted by: Molly k. at April 09, 2024 06:42 PM (j/yko)

80
The fact that Joe Biden won't order Secret Service protection for RFK Jr proves what a reprehensible piece of shit he is. Joe thinks history will protect him.

Guess what, Joe? The winners write history. You and your son will not be writing history.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 09, 2024 06:42 PM (RKVpM)

81 Random thought about stupid people.

I once had to pick up a future sister in law from airport. She was told to get off the plane and wait there. She did. In the jetway.
(this was pre-cell phone days, and pre 9/11 so security check was at gate, not before.) Of course there was no way I could find her or see her. I called home many times trying to make sure she was even on plane.

There are no public address speakers in jetway, so I was unable to page her or contact her. after about two hours she left to page me!!!

To this day, I am sure my family thinks I go lost somehow.
(Oh, and she had flown many times before then.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 09, 2024 06:43 PM (2A8Pl)

82 I'd bet dollars to donuts no one had the nerve to correct her.

Better the children be told a lie than believe our holy leaders are fallible.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 09, 2024 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

83 When I first heard that, I wondered for a second if this was some sort of deep fake parody, as nobody can be that dumb.

But nope, they can be.
Posted by: publius

Hank, Sheila, Alexandria, Adam, Jerry... the list goes on and on.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 09, 2024 06:43 PM (zFMFo)

84 If your house is burglarized in Pittsburg during the night, the police will not show up, you can phone in a police report. Your alarm going off only serves as one alert, and the police demand additional evidence to show up, like live video of the burglar in your house. You will be arrested for filing a false report if the burglar flees before the police arrive.

This will work out as well as policing in Haiti has worked in that country.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 09, 2024 06:44 PM (CecP5)

85 Exactly what is a rounded circle versus say a squared circle?

Asking for people with IQs over 75.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 09, 2024 06:41 PM (17s+e)

A squared circle is used for wrasslin' events. We all know that. Sheesh.

Posted by: The front row at April 09, 2024 06:45 PM (4I/2K)

86 82 I'd bet dollars to donuts no one had the nerve to correct her.

Better the children be told a lie than believe our holy leaders are fallible.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 09, 2024 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

I'd bet none of them were even listening to her.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2024 06:45 PM (OX9vb)

87 Harambe was not only better looking, but he was smarter than Sheila Jackson Lee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 09, 2024 06:46 PM (R/m4+)

88 I am more worried about the CIA taking out Donald Trump than RFK, Jr.

I spent a lot of time watching Jack Ryan over the past few months. I wanted that CIA asshole killed.

Posted by: No One of any consequnce at April 09, 2024 06:46 PM (VuZH8)

89 @65, makes perfect sense, amirite?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 06:46 PM (PFYt9)

90 Ignorant skank

Posted by: Redenzo at April 09, 2024 06:47 PM (V/pbu)

91 All 'ya folks bitching about gas prices. Get your ass to the moon and fill up. I know it's not that far away. I hear that cows are jumping over it all the time.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at April 09, 2024 06:47 PM (Geoni)

92 77 Exactly what is a rounded circle versus say a squared circle?

Asking for people with IQs over 75.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 09, 2024 06:41 PM (17s+e)


A squared circle does not exist in geometry. Maybe in Woke or Equity geometry, I dunno. Call 1-999-AOC-DUMB for info about that.

Posted by: Gref at April 09, 2024 06:48 PM (5fDan)

93 Jackleg's committee assignments:

The Committee on the Judiciary

Ranking Member: Subcommittee on Crime and Federal Government Surveillance

Subcommittee on Immigration Integrity, Security, and Enforcement

Subcommittee on the Constitution and Limited Government

The Committee on Homeland Security

Subcommittee on Border Security and Enforcement

Subcommittee on Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Protection

The Committee on the Budget



Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 09, 2024 06:48 PM (woPEM)

94 Renowned gas bag Sheila Jackson Lee misspeaks!

Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2024 06:48 PM (VGOMa)

95
I am more worried about the CIA taking out Donald Trump than RFK, Jr.

Pretty close bet, maybe InTrade has the numbers.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 09, 2024 06:49 PM (RKVpM)

96 Literacy tests: a second look?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 09, 2024 06:49 PM (KSNKu)

97 >>Better the children be told a lie than believe our holy leaders are fallible.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

----------

It's part of the disease process. Say crazy, contradictory shit to kids and they learn that the truth is beyond their ability to understand. It keeps them discombobulated and leads to dissipation.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 09, 2024 06:49 PM (2A8Pl)

98 Biden even has a pulse



OBJECTION

Assertion unsupported by evidence

Posted by: Miklos Perry-Mason at April 09, 2024 06:49 PM (7KVXA)

99 Speaking of Black Hole, Yvette Mimieux was really a very attractive lady. No way would I have recognized her back then or had seen any of her B&W movies as a kid, but wow!

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2024 06:49 PM (Y6IkP)

100 This stronk black woman graduated from Yale and University of Virginia.

Imagine the HBCU graduates.

I know HBCU graduates that are a lot smarter than her. At this point the Ivy League is a major disqualification.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2024 06:49 PM (noPDf)

101 The party of science.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 09, 2024 06:49 PM (ewqMN)

102 The fact that Joe Biden won't order Secret Service protection for RFK Jr proves what a reprehensible piece of shit he is. Joe thinks history will protect him.

Guess what, Joe? The winners write history. You and your son will not be writing history.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 09, 2024 06:42 PM


Uh joe biden is denying rfk SS protection for a good reason. If he gave him protection that would mean he officially recognizes him as a legitimate political opponent. So far the biden administration has been pretty much silent on the rfk issue. They have let their media surrogates attack him.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2024 06:50 PM (QNSds)

103 93, read it, and weep for the (former) Republic!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 06:50 PM (PFYt9)

104 When I first heard that, I wondered for a second if this was some sort of deep fake parody, as nobody can be that dumb.

But nope, they can be.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 09, 2024 06:40 PM (w6EFb)

As George Carlin pointed out, only 50% of the population has an IQ above 100....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 09, 2024 06:50 PM (SRRAx)

105 All 'ya folks bitching about gas prices. Get your ass to the moon and fill up. I know it's not that far away. I hear that cows are jumping over it all the time.
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee

And get me a hunk of green cheese while you're at it.

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson (D-uh) at April 09, 2024 06:51 PM (7KVXA)

106 Literacy tests: a second look?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 09, 2024 06:49 PM (KSNKu)

Uh Oh. Next thing you'r gonna grade me on spelling and grammar

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2024 06:51 PM (PQ4m2)

107 Sheila Jackson Lee Confidently Pronounces to Schoolchildren That the Moon is "Mostly Made Up of Gases"
_________________

A discovery by the Negro Space Program.

(For some reason, I cannot open that YouTube video.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 06:51 PM (YqDXo)

108 I know HBCU graduates that are a lot smarter than her. At this point the Ivy League is a major disqualification.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2024 06:49 PM (noPDf)

I expect HBCUs have actual standards, and aren't coddling the black students, because most of them are the black students.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2024 06:52 PM (OX9vb)

109 Psst. Joe ain't making any decisions lately.

Posted by: No One of any consequnce at April 09, 2024 06:52 PM (VuZH8)

110 Look, all of you gaining up on the poor representative. Why, just yesterday afternoon I walked out to my pool & shouted, "Oh, no! Is the moon eating the sun? I don't know? I'm just a simple caveman".
Posted by: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
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Ha. We were watching an eclipse documentary on Sunday where all of the highly credentialed womens and people of colors were doing their best to explain to the viewing audience all sorts of eclipse-related things.

One of the funniest was that they accidentally had some Pueblo indian bigwig walking around talking about how the Pueblo indians almost certainly saw an eclipse at some point, and it's likely that a particular rock with some scratched out spots represents that viewing.

Then, without missing a beat, they began talking about how the Babylonians of roughly the same time period had calculated out the eclipse cycle to within 4 minutes, and how a few hundred years later - but still roughly the same Pueblo Indian era - an astronomer friend of Newton named Halley (yeah, that one) was able to accurately map the areas that would be in totality using Newton's recently developed theory regarding gravitation.

But these scratched up rocks, dangit!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 06:52 PM (WCiZg)

111 Sheila Jackson Lee Confidently Pronounces to Schoolchildren That the Moon is "Mostly Made Up of Gases"....

Given that Demonrats are the sole arbiters of reality, who among can say she is wrong?

Posted by: tbodie, Lurker. Unless you are reading this at April 09, 2024 06:52 PM (Gibpn)

112 Sheila Jackson Lee...Sooper Genius.

*facepalm*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2024 06:52 PM (Wnv9h)

113 Sheila Jackson Lee is the supreme intellectual.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 09, 2024 06:52 PM (woPEM)

114 So today was supposed to be the big reveal of the redesigned 2025 Toyota 4Runner, Forbes apparently leaked it early, which pissed of Toyota so they cancelled the public presentation.

I would not want to be the person at Forbes who "accidentally" hit post.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 06:52 PM (XV/Pl)

115 SJL is bad, but Rick Wilson is worse.

https://shorturl.at/elqAW

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 09, 2024 06:54 PM (H/5eJ)

116 Toyota. The best car company.

Posted by: No One of any consequnce at April 09, 2024 06:54 PM (VuZH8)

117 RIP Peter Higgs.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 09, 2024 06:54 PM (MvF+J)

118 Here it is.

https://tinyurl.com/nufcukv

For some reason, Chrome refuses to open the video, but Firefox has no problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

119
But these scratched up rocks, dangit!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced

You got a problem with "indigenous science"
Well, get used to it since that is what will be running the show in the USA until the collapse.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 09, 2024 06:55 PM (2A8Pl)

120 SJL is bad, but Rick Wilson is worse.

Are you talking TheRick?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 09, 2024 06:55 PM (ewqMN)

121 https://tinyurl.com/4cpsu4r4
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 06:55 PM (fwDg9)

122 This they/them shit is out of control. And say what he is, an illegal alien.

"On Friday, homicide detectives with the Fresno County Sheriff’s Office arrested an 18 year old from Mendota for killing Fraylee Hernandez.
The suspect, an undocumented immigrant from El Salvador, faces one count of murder. They were previously on probation for assaulting their mother."

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

123 So if Ted Kennedy was the Lion of the Senate, why can't I be the Baboon of the House?

Huh?

I'll tell you why: Raysis, that's why.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at April 09, 2024 06:56 PM (woPEM)

124 I expect HBCUs have actual standards, and aren't coddling the black students, because most of them are the black students.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

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Oh no. Oh no no no no no.

Spelman College, the #1 HBCU in the U.S. (and $50K/year):

"To have the best chance of getting into to Spelman College you should:
Have a high school GPA of 3.75 or better
Earn A- grades in high school
Score 1130 on the SAT
Score 22 on the ACT
Graduate in the top 25% of your high school class"

https://tinyurl.com/2fmp3km7

Now go compare that to the same admissions requirements for the crappy state school down the road from you (meaning anyone of you anywhere in the U.S.) that is the butt of jokes and almost no ones first choice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 06:57 PM (WCiZg)

125 SJL's speech. It's interesting.

https://tinyurl.com/mrynuk4w

Posted by: huerfano at April 09, 2024 06:57 PM (VGOMa)

126 Speaking of hard gas:

@zerohedge 33m
BIDEN: HE IS EXAMINING POWER TO SHUT US BORDER ON HIS OWN

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2024 06:57 PM (IG4Id)

127 Then, without missing a beat, they began talking about how the Babylonians of roughly the same time period had calculated out the eclipse cycle to within 4 minutes, and how a few hundred years later - but still roughly the same Pueblo Indian era - an astronomer friend of Newton named Halley (yeah, that one) was able to accurately map the areas that would be in totality using Newton's recently developed theory regarding gravitation.
__________________

Obviously stolen from Africans. And Pueblo Indians.

Bastards.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 06:57 PM (YqDXo)

128
Psst. Joe ain't making any decisions lately.

Posted by: No One of any consequnce at April 09, 2024 06:52 PM

Maybe someone should inform his wife that history is gonna look at her participation in this scam and judge her accordingly.

Accordingly = savagely. That's just the way it works Jill. Get f'n real.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 09, 2024 06:57 PM (RKVpM)

129 o-kay, 15th is Monday, plenty of time ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 06:57 PM (PFYt9)

130 I expect HBCUs have actual standards, and aren't coddling the black students, because most of them are the black students.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!


HCBU have an incentive to admit the best candidates. They also compete with each other to have the highest standards.

Unfortunately, many of the best black students would rather go to Ivy league and learn nothing but make a lot more money later on.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 09, 2024 06:58 PM (2A8Pl)

131 I searched "fart-moon" and got a PBS video on how long it would take to get to the moon by farting.

https://tinyurl.com/2y4z8469
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 09, 2024 06:30 PM (Dm8we)

.........

Oh my gosh! Is there anything we can't learn from the internet?!
Posted by: Molly k.
________

I watched it, and the dude said it would take 300,000 years to propel yourself from the ISS to the moon by farting.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 09, 2024 06:58 PM (Dm8we)

132


And of course that dishrag pos Lindsay Graham will walk right into that trap.

I hate that guy.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 09, 2024 06:58 PM (et1vG)

133 SJL is bad, but Rick Wilson is worse.

https://shorturl.at/elqAW

I remember when the rick Wilson was a friend of the blog.

*sniff*

Anywayz...

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 09, 2024 06:58 PM (89Sog)

134 Politics seems to be the perfect place for devious but stupid venal liars.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 06:59 PM (vFG9F)

135 But these scratched up rocks, dangit!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced

You got a problem with "indigenous science"
Well, get used to it since that is what will be running the show in the USA until the collapse.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 09, 2024 06:55 PM (2A8Pl)
_______________

Question: can Pueblo Indians cast lightning with their minds?

Africans can. Why didn't use that ability against the European colonizers is a mystery.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

136 I watched it, and the dude said it would take 300,000 years to propel yourself from the ISS to the moon by farting.
---
For a mere mortal, maybe.

Posted by: LePetomane at April 09, 2024 07:00 PM (woPEM)

137 I searched "fart-moon" and got a PBS video on how long it would take to get to the moon by farting.

https://tinyurl.com/2y4z8469
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 09, 2024 06:30 PM (Dm8we)

.........

Oh my gosh! Is there anything we can't learn from the internet?!
Posted by: Molly k.
________

I watched it, and the dude said it would take 300,000 years to propel yourself from the ISS to the moon by farting.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 09, 2024 06:58 PM (Dm8we)

The math checks out.

Posted by: Hidden Figures at April 09, 2024 07:00 PM (4I/2K)

138 fd you asked a question about circumcision but I fell asleep, did you get an answer?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 09, 2024 07:00 PM (RIvkX)

139 Obviously the moon is not made of gas or it would float away like a balloon. Duh.

Posted by: Ripley at April 09, 2024 07:00 PM (PTDkx)

140 HCBU have an incentive to admit the best candidates. They also compete with each other to have the highest standards.

-

There are no high standards at HBCUs. They should all be bulldozed and the earth salted.

They're diploma mills, up to an including the Spelmans, Howards, etc.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 07:00 PM (WCiZg)

141 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at April 09, 2024 07:01 PM (T4tVD)

142 Sheila Jackson Lee Confidently Pronounces to Schoolchildren That the Moon is "Mostly Made Up of Gases"
______________

And hot sauce. The gases come from people eating burritos.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:01 PM (YqDXo)

143 Now go compare that to the same admissions requirements for the crappy state school down the road from you (meaning anyone of you anywhere in the U.S.) that is the butt of jokes and almost no ones first choice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced
=================

State school down the road's admission requirements are not that strident but the school and its students are far from crappy. Maybe the one down the road from you is but not here.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 07:02 PM (2BB5W)

144 There are no high standards at HBCUs. They should all be bulldozed and the earth salted.

They're diploma mills, up to an including the Spelmans, Howards, etc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced


Did you read the second half of my comment?
I agree with you.
What's worse is that they have become activist generators.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 09, 2024 07:02 PM (2A8Pl)

145 I watched it, and the dude said it would take 300,000 years to propel yourself from the ISS to the moon by farting.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 09, 2024 06:58 PM (Dm8we)
_________________

Was that Neil DeAss Tyson, perchance?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

146 Admission rate at Evergreen State: 99%.

Imagine if you applied and were rejected ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

147 High standards at HBCUs?

Ummm....no. They graduate anything with a pulse.

Imagine a college where everyone, from the President to the newest Freshman is a DEI case.

Their academic standards are fucking laughable even when compared to the most "lol" of normal state universities.

Posted by: ballistic at April 09, 2024 07:03 PM (oqH4h)

148 "fd you asked a question about circumcision but I fell asleep, did you get an answer?
Posted by: San Franpsycho"

There was a comment about not altering your body in any way and I wondered how circumcision fit in with that. I was a semi serious question.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 07:03 PM (vFG9F)

149 There are no high standards at HBCUs. They should all be bulldozed and the earth salted.

They're diploma mills, up to an including the Spelmans, Howards, etc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced
________________

But they have kick ass sports teams.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:03 PM (YqDXo)

150 High standards at HBCUs?

Ummm....no. They graduate anything with a pulse.

Imagine a college where everyone, from the President to the newest Freshman is a DEI case.

Their academic standards are fucking laughable even when compared to the most "lol" of normal state universities.
Posted by: ballistic at April 09, 2024 07:03 PM (oqH4h)
_______________

Question: whose work do they plagiarize?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:04 PM (YqDXo)

151 Sorry, but you have a large penis growing out of your forehead.

Posted by: Evergreen State Admissions Office at April 09, 2024 07:05 PM (woPEM)

152 Women will power President Biden to re-election. Trump and the GOP will never take their rights away without igniting their fury.

Posted by: Sid at April 09, 2024 07:05 PM (fnG5J)

153 How do Democrats vote in people who are mental idiots?

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 07:05 PM (fwDg9)

154 @116

>>Toyota. The best car company.

Well, it's the number one car company in the world for a reason.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 07:05 PM (XV/Pl)

155 Posted by: Sid at April 09, 2024 07:05 PM (fnG5J)

Fury --> furry cleavage site

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:06 PM (YqDXo)

156 Now go compare that to the same admissions requirements for the crappy state school down the road from you (meaning anyone of you anywhere in the U.S.) that is the butt of jokes and almost no ones first choice.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 06:57 PM (WCiZg)

Well, I certainly didn't meet those standards, tbh. And, yeah, I went to the state university.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2024 07:06 PM (OX9vb)

157 Admission rate at Evergreen State: 99%.

Imagine if you applied and were rejected ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:03 PM (YqDXo)
============
Only those who refused to pay the application fee are refused

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 09, 2024 07:06 PM (RaLqt)

158 Even her constituents realized Jackson Lee Longstreet Bragg Hood was too stupid to be mayor of Houston. Sounds like they send her to DC to get her out of town

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 09, 2024 07:07 PM (ixVYR)

159 153 How do Democrats vote in people who are mental idiots?
Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 07:05 PM (fwDg9)
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"Representative" in the most literal meaning.

Posted by: ballistic at April 09, 2024 07:07 PM (oqH4h)

160 How do Democrats vote in people who are mental idiots?
Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 07:05 PM (fwDg9)
_______________

They're called the Left because they occupy the left half of the bell curve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:07 PM (YqDXo)

161 How do Democrats vote in people who are mental idiots?

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 07:05 PM


They are trying to make that movie Idiocracy come true. It is their life's goal.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2024 07:07 PM (QNSds)

162 Lee, a former member of the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology, described the moon as a "complete rounded circle, which is made up mostly of gases," a description that inaccurately represents the moon's solid, rocky nature.

they're transgasses, h8r

Posted by: anachronda at April 09, 2024 07:08 PM (v3pYe)

163 Long ago I dated an HCBU grad. She was hot, and smart, but her mind was a cesspool of politics and how to work the system to get her own back for what "they" did to her people (ie, "me" and my people.)

She dumped me after she got a call from a pro ball player she knew in college who invited her to a music festival. She saw the big bucks and imagined herself as being a wealthy wife -- turns out he just wanted whores for the hotel parties.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 09, 2024 07:08 PM (2A8Pl)

164 Pull her finger.

Posted by: PG at April 09, 2024 07:08 PM (gQbO4)

165 #2 son graduated from a local college and had a bunch of money left over that he received upon graduation. He started to work almost immediately after graduating too. Going away to a big famous college is no guarantee of a good education or job.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 07:08 PM (vFG9F)

166 42. searched "fart-moon" and got a PBS video on how long it would take to get to the moon by farting.

https://tinyurl.com/2y4z8469

The way I’ve been feeling the past few days, I should be there by Friday

Posted by: RetSgtRN at April 09, 2024 07:08 PM (eTkTC)

167 She dumped me after she got a call from a pro ball player she knew in college who invited her to a music festival. She saw the big bucks and imagined herself as being a wealthy wife -- turns out he just wanted whores for the hotel parties.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 09, 2024 07:08 PM (2A8Pl)
__________________

You astonish me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

168 @153

>>How do Democrats vote in people who are mental idiots?

That presupposes people are actually voting for them.

I tend to believe that fortification goes one everywhere at all times and to be frank, the people in that nimords district aren't getting off their asses and voting, their ballots are being tabulated though.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 07:10 PM (XV/Pl)

169 So my 1560 SAT score from 44 years ago would put me out at HSBCs.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 09, 2024 07:10 PM (17s+e)

170 "They're called the Left because they occupy the left half of the bell curve.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"

The left side of the body has long been known as the sinister side.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 07:10 PM (vFG9F)

171
Edmund Halley's predicted eclipse map for the 1715 eclipse:

https://tinyurl.com/2b9uzk3d

His path was off by only 20 miles or so. That was damned good.

The date was April 22nd, 1715, but in the Old Style calendar as they called it. Britain had not adopted the Gregorian yet (and never even called it that when the did, 'cause Catholic). It was May 3 in the Gregorian.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 09, 2024 07:11 PM (w6EFb)

172 Walid Daqqah isn't a "writer."

He commanded the group that kidnapped a 19 year old Israeli soldier, tortured him...castrated him...gouged out his eyes, then shot him.

Hopefully his cancer was agonizingly painful.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2024 07:11 PM (gSZYf)

173 So my 1560 SAT score from 44 years ago would put me out at HSBCs.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 09, 2024 07:10 PM (17s+e)
_________________

The SAT has been repeatedly dumbed down so that ... uh ... certain demographics can get a four-digit score.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

174 You astonish me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I am not sure if this is an insult or not.
Well, either way. enjoy the show.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 09, 2024 07:12 PM (2A8Pl)

175 "Oh, thank goodness. The pressure is off."

Posted by: Hank "Guam will capsize" Johnson at April 09, 2024 07:12 PM (dIske)

176 The moon is a harsh mistress. P U!

Posted by: Robert Heinlein at April 09, 2024 07:12 PM (dt3AQ)

177 Long ago I dated an HCBU grad. She was hot, and smart, but her mind was a cesspool of politics and how to work the system to get her own back for what "they" did to her people (ie, "me" and my people.)

She dumped me after she got a call from a pro ball player she knew in college who invited her to a music festival. She saw the big bucks and imagined herself as being a wealthy wife -- turns out he just wanted whores for the hotel parties.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 09, 2024 07:08 PM (2A8Pl)
________________

So she wasn't THAT smart.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

178 137 I watched it, and the dude said it would take 300,000 years to propel yourself from the ISS to the moon by farting.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 09, 2024 06:58 PM (Dm8we)

The math checks out.

we're gonna need a bigger chipotle

Posted by: anachronda at April 09, 2024 07:12 PM (v3pYe)

179 Now go compare that to the same admissions requirements for the crappy state school down the road from you (meaning anyone of you anywhere in the U.S.) that is the butt of jokes and almost no ones first choice.

=================

State school down the road's admission requirements are not that strident but the school and its students are far from crappy. Maybe the one down the road from you is but not here.
Posted by: Braenyard

-

That's sort of my point.

Thousands of local colleges that aren't particularly special and that no one locally is terribly impressed that you can get in or graduate from have higher academic standards than the best top-tier HBCUs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 07:13 PM (WCiZg)

180 Is it fair to be picking on Democrat politicians? It seems a bit like mocking a retarded kid.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 09, 2024 07:13 PM (klJTj)

181 Is she the idiot who wore those tiny cowboy hats? Honestly, it's hard to keep governmental idiots straight these days.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 09, 2024 07:13 PM (W3T6M)

182 There was a comment about not altering your body in any way and I wondered how circumcision fit in with that. I was a semi serious question.
Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 07:03 PM (vFG9F)
===

This is why the prohibition on body modification is so important. Circumcision was demanded of Abraham as a sign of the Covenant with hashem, it is the mark. It is done on the 8th day just as was done with Isaac.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 09, 2024 07:13 PM (RIvkX)

183 You astonish me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I am not sure if this is an insult or not.
Well, either way. enjoy the show.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 09, 2024 07:12 PM (2A8Pl)
_______________

I meant that she didn't anticipate that a black pro athlete might be looking for whores for hotel parties.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

184 >>How do Democrats vote in people who are mental idiots?

Take a good look at the average Democrat voter. Sid for example.

There aren't a whole lot of atom splitters in the Democrat base.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2024 07:14 PM (LkLld)

185 She saw the big bucks and imagined herself as being a wealthy wife -- turns out he just wanted whores for the hotel parties.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 09, 2024 07:08 PM (2A8Pl)
__________________

You astonish me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

But did she have big tits?

I am assuming yes.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 09, 2024 07:14 PM (ufFY8)

186 So she wasn't THAT smart.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

none of us are.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 09, 2024 07:14 PM (2A8Pl)

187 So here I am, TDY to Alabama for a class, get done for the day and get ready to have a cold one and hit the ONT, and realize that I'm in moron land and time works differently here vis a vis the ONT.

Dammit.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 09, 2024 07:14 PM (W3T6M)

188 181 Is she the idiot who wore those tiny cowboy hats? Honestly, it's hard to keep governmental idiots straight these days.
---
Frederica Wilson, PhD.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 09, 2024 07:15 PM (woPEM)

189 I'll need to wait for confirmation from Wallace and Gromit that the moon is made of green cheese.
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Well, it's not Wensleydale, I can tell you that.

Posted by: Wallace at April 09, 2024 07:15 PM (XeU6L)

190 So my 1560 SAT score from 44 years ago would put me out at HSBCs.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 09, 2024 07:10 PM (17s+e)
_________________

The SAT has been repeatedly dumbed down so that ... uh ... certain demographics can get a four-digit score.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:11 PM


I never took and SAT. They tried to get me to take it in High School but I refused and the career counselor got made at me. I did take the BTB (now ASVAB) and got an 89 and joined the Army while I was in HS. The CC was really pi$$ed at me then and spent hours trying to talk me out of going in the Army.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2024 07:15 PM (QNSds)

191 They're called the Left because they occupy the left half of the bell curve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:07 PM (YqDXo)

Absolutely!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2024 07:15 PM (gSZYf)

192 "Posted by: San Franpsycho"

I still don't get it. Why is that particular mark ok? I'm not trying to be disrespectful.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 07:15 PM (vFG9F)

193 Edmund Halley's predicted eclipse map for the 1715 eclipse:

https://tinyurl.com/2b9uzk3d

His path was off by only 20 miles or so. That was damned good.

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I was really impressed with the Babylonians, too. Hundreds of years before Christ and they knew *when* an eclipse would be happening on the planet, but not where.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 07:16 PM (WCiZg)

194 But did she have big tits?

I am assuming yes.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 09, 2024 07:14 PM (ufFY

I suspect if you put your ear up to her ear, you could hear the ocean.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 09, 2024 07:16 PM (W3T6M)

195 So my 1560 SAT score from 44 years ago would put me out at HSBCs.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 09, 2024 07:10 PM (17s+e)
_________________

The SAT has been repeatedly dumbed down so that ... uh ... certain demographics can get a four-digit score.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

Four digit score is not good, and if I recall the range if each test is 200-800.
I was a 1390 (690/700).

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 09, 2024 07:18 PM (ufFY8)

196 Flag on the moon. How did it get there?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2024 07:18 PM (63Dwl)

197 There aren't a whole lot of atom splitters in the Democrat base.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2024 07:14 PM (LkLld)

Yes. But they do what they are told, have fewer morals, and like giving up their individuality.

That's why they win elections.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2024 07:18 PM (gSZYf)

198 Abortion is just about the only thing Biden has working for him in his reelection campaign,

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The "devout" Catholic will only campaign on killing babies? If any bishop had some guts he would be excommunicated instantly.

Posted by: Decaf at April 09, 2024 07:18 PM (unUNN)

199 I still don't get it. Why is that particular mark ok? I'm not trying to be disrespectful.
Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 07:15 PM (vFG9F)

The short answer is because He said so. The long answer is found in the writings, eventually.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 09, 2024 07:18 PM (W3T6M)

200 Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced
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You forgot the sarc tag on HBCU admission requirements.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 07:18 PM (2BB5W)

201 Less than four digit score, I mean.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 09, 2024 07:18 PM (ufFY8)

202
Halley's timing was pretty good as well, only off by 4 minutes or so.

The Sumerians and Babylonians knew about the so-called "Saros" cycle, which is what Halley dubbed it (this was a misinterpretation of some ancient Sumerian).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 09, 2024 07:18 PM (w6EFb)

203 Speaking of the eclipse:

fd,
the Buick kept up through the sweeping curves of the Nashville turnpikes and interchanges at 60-70mph. She wasn't entirely comfortable (I could feel a slight bit of pushing at one point) but the old girl made a good showing of herself.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 07:19 PM (WCiZg)

204 If you have no TV or internet or electricity or anything else you have a lot of time to watch the sky and figure out the patterns. It doesn't really matter if you know that the Earth orbits the Sun, the repetition of the patterns is easy enough to recognize.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 07:19 PM (vFG9F)

205 Where is Amnesty International on the J6 prisoners? I thought they would be delighted to embarrass Uncle Sam at last.

Posted by: Decaf at April 09, 2024 07:20 PM (unUNN)

206 Why is that particular mark ok?

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 07:15 PM (vFG9F)

Because it separates the Jews from all others, and is an indication of our commitment to G-d.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2024 07:20 PM (gSZYf)

207 The "devout" Catholic will only campaign on killing babies? If any bishop had some guts he would be excommunicated instantly.
Posted by: Decaf at April 09, 2024 07:18 PM (unUNN)

No bishop needs to excommunicate himself. Canon Law states that anyone who helps another procure an abortion is automatically excommunicated. Ol' Joe hasn't been a practicing Catholic for about 40 years or so, and every time he presents himself for Holy Communion, he commits sacrilege. Fact.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 09, 2024 07:20 PM (W3T6M)

208 Flag on the moon. How did it get there?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2024 07:18 PM (63Dwl)
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FedEx.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

209 I was really impressed with the Babylonians, too. Hundreds of years before Christ and they knew *when* an eclipse would be happening on the planet, but not where.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 07:16 PM (WCiZg)

And the Greeks with their antikythera device.
I like that they had a wheel that indicated the time of the Olympics.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 09, 2024 07:21 PM (ufFY8)

210 >>Yes. But they do what they are told, have fewer morals, and like giving up their individuality.

>>That's why they win elections.

Absolutely. I've been saying it for years. Stupid people are the left's secret weapon because they are easy to control and they do what they are told.

Smart people tend to think for themselves and don't bow to authority. Good for the individual but challenging when it comes to elections.

We keep being surprised that leftists ignore obvious things like an open border, inflation, crime and the rest of the agenda of their leaders. We shouldn't be. They don't think for themselves, they do what they are told.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2024 07:21 PM (LkLld)

211 196 Flag on the moon. How did it get there?

pulled out of some umpire's pocket?

Posted by: anachronda at April 09, 2024 07:22 PM (v3pYe)

212 Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced
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You forgot the sarc tag on HBCU admission requirements.
Posted by: Braenyard

--

?

I linked the College Simply site where I pulled the direct quote (and where you can look up any local or popular school like NCSU or ASU if you want)

https://tinyurl.com/2fmp3km7

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 07:22 PM (WCiZg)

213 I was really impressed with the Babylonians, too. Hundreds of years before Christ and they knew *when* an eclipse would be happening on the planet, but not where.

And then they moved to Arizona.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 09, 2024 07:23 PM (V8he0)

214 Lee, a former member of the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology, described the moon as a "complete rounded circle, which is made up mostly of gases," a description that inaccurately represents the moon's solid, rocky nature.

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She is wrong about the circle part as well which describes a two-dimensional figure. The moon is a three-dimensional object, a sphere.

Time to retire half of congress, they are way past their use-by date.

Posted by: Decaf at April 09, 2024 07:23 PM (unUNN)

215 You forgot the sarc tag on HBCU admission requirements.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 07:18 PM (2BB5W)

Srsly. Here I am with my communication degree trying to keep up. Heh.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2024 07:24 PM (OX9vb)

216 "(I could feel a slight bit of pushing at one point) but the old girl made a good showing of herself.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced"

Well, it's no sports car, but it is a fine highway cruiser.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 07:24 PM (vFG9F)

217 The fact that Biden can bank on female voters running to the polls to save their "right" to kill and butcher unborn babies at the exclusion of every other fucking critical crisis we're facing including the prospect of a thermo-nuclear world war tells you everything you need to know about American women.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at April 09, 2024 07:25 PM (sMwSS)

218 If you have no TV or internet or electricity or anything else ...
Posted by: fd

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Speaking of, I listened to a youtube video (podcast?) with a physicist named Eric Weinstein during the drive. Really interesting fellow to listen to, and he made an interesting observation on the stagnation of science.

He said, roughly, remove screens from a house/room, and, other than the decorations and interior design, could you easily tell that you weren't looking at a 1978 home?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 07:25 PM (WCiZg)

219 >>> Abortion is just about the only thing Biden has working for him in his reelection campaign


Not the only thing. Next week the Biden Campaign will roll-out ads with Joe screaming to a crowd, "You ain't a Latin American gang member and a wanted thief, rapist, and murderer in the US if you don't vote for ME!!!!"

Posted by: Gref at April 09, 2024 07:25 PM (5fDan)

220 “Absolutely. I've been saying it for years. Stupid people are the left's secret weapon“

I think it is more people that think they are smart. There’ these people are the easiest to fool and too insecure to admit when they are wrong. IOW stupid people thinking they are smart.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 09, 2024 07:25 PM (17s+e)

221 >>> Because it separates the Jews from all others, and is an indication of our commitment to G-d.
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You're commanded to do something that's against the rules to show your commitment to the rule. That's curious and confusing.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 07:25 PM (2BB5W)

222 Well, it's no sports car, but it is a fine highway cruiser.

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I forgot how cruel and unforgiving Nashville is. If you're not going over 80 you're in the way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 07:26 PM (WCiZg)

223
"I like that they had a wheel that indicated the time of the Olympics."

LOL

I. Did. Not. Know. That.

Thx!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 07:27 PM (PFYt9)

224 "You're commanded to do something that's against the rules to show your commitment to the rule. That's curious and confusing.
Posted by: Braenyard "

That's what I don't get. It's ok though, I don't get a lot of stuff.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 07:28 PM (vFG9F)

225 50
‘ Where are the Red State AG's/DA's and judges?’
I don’t know but I’m tired of waiting.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 09, 2024 07:28 PM (roH4R)

226 sparking both amusement and concern over public understanding of basic space science

This is standard stuff. When it’s a Republican, it’s because Republicans are stupid. When it’s a Democrat, it’s because America is stupid.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 09, 2024 07:29 PM (EXyHK)

227 IOW stupid people thinking they are smart.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 09, 2024 07:25 PM (17s+e)

Stupid folks are too stupid to be self-aware.

I, on the other hand, know there is a great deal I don't know, and some of it I will never learn.

And then I look to heaven and discover I'm a complete idiot.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 09, 2024 07:30 PM (W3T6M)

228 You're commanded to do something that's against the rules to show your commitment to the rule. That's curious and confusing.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 07:25 PM (2BB5W)

I'm not sure where you find that Brit Milah is against the rules. Body piercing is also allowed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2024 07:30 PM (gSZYf)

229 I never took and SAT. They tried to get me to take it in High School but I refused and the career counselor got made at me. I did take the BTB (now ASVAB) and got an 89 and joined the Army while I was in HS. The CC was really pi$$ed at me then and spent hours trying to talk me out of going in the Army.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2024 07:15 PM (QNSds)

Almost the same thing happened to me except I told them I was going to party for a year and then join. Same score.
I would actually like to take the ASVAB again, here some 35 years later.

Posted by: Reforger at April 09, 2024 07:30 PM (B705c)

230 64
‘ So, a fine Palestinian?’
He’s one the good Palestinians.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 09, 2024 07:31 PM (roH4R)

231 225 50
‘ Where are the Red State AG's/DA's and judges?’
I don’t know but I’m tired of waiting.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 09, 2024 07:28 PM (roH4R)

The Alaska AG sent out a memo to the public and school librarians reminding them that under Alaska State Law, an adult can be prosecuted for distributing porn to a minor.

He has not, to date, filed a single charge.

That's where they are, on the sidelines, lobbing occasional grenades that turn out to be duds.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 09, 2024 07:32 PM (W3T6M)

232 "I forgot how cruel and unforgiving Nashville is. If you're not going over 80 you're in the way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -"

I had to drive all the way thru Atlanta twice today. I saw a idiot doing 90 in a Sentra almost get smashed by a semi right in front of me. What the hell is your hurry that you are willing to vastly increase your chance of dying by driving like an idiot?

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

233 Per the ApS style guide, that’s Yale and UVA graduate Sheila Jackson Lee!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2024 07:32 PM (0BCVx)

234 Sheila Jackson Lee is a graduate of Yale.

"Let no man call her a diversity admit!"

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 09, 2024 07:32 PM (YAtuc)

235 224 "You're commanded to do something that's against the rules to show your commitment to the rule. That's curious and confusing.
Posted by: Braenyard "

That's what I don't get. It's ok though, I don't get a lot of stuff.
Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 07:28 PM (vFG9F)

Because THAT part belongs to God. Other mutilations are either cruel or selfish. Technically, Catholics aren't supposed to get tattoos or other mods either.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 09, 2024 07:34 PM (W3T6M)

236 They're just objectively on the side of genocidal terrorists. Absolutely no pretenses.

Amnesty International also withdrew its support of Alexei Navalny, because he had made a few Russian nationalist statements.

Really shows you what side they are on.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 09, 2024 07:35 PM (YAtuc)

237 He’s one the good Palestinians.
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I understood that reference.

Posted by: zombie general phil sheridan at April 09, 2024 07:35 PM (vtyCZ)

238 I had to drive all the way thru Atlanta twice today. I saw a idiot doing 90 in a Sentra almost get smashed by a semi right in front of me. What the hell is your hurry that you are willing to vastly increase your chance of dying by driving like an idiot?
Posted by: fd

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Atlanta is the only place that I'm almost certain I saw someone die in a car wreck. Late 90s on the beltline and I was one lane over from the far right where people were merging into traffic, and I looked over at the exact time to see a merging Honda-ish car veering off the road and strike a concrete barricade dead center. 70mph to 0, just crumpling around it. It was horrible.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 09, 2024 07:35 PM (WCiZg)

239 I'm not sure where you find that Brit Milah is against the rules. Body piercing is also allowed.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I find it in SanFranPsycho's statement.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 07:35 PM (2BB5W)

240 I had to drive all the way thru Atlanta twice today. I saw a idiot doing 90 in a Sentra almost get smashed by a semi right in front of me. What the hell is your hurry that you are willing to vastly increase your chance of dying by driving like an idiot?
Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 07:32 PM (vFG9F)

Meth, Ice, Clear, etc, etc.

Gotta get there to get it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 09, 2024 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

241 Score 1130 on the SAT

won't get you into UCSD, unless you are black.

Posted by: No One of any consequnce at April 09, 2024 07:36 PM (VuZH8)

242 Admission rate at Evergreen State: 99%.

"We accept any breathing mammal."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 09, 2024 07:36 PM (YAtuc)

243 only hcbu grad I ever knew was probly class of early 30's or late 40's (he did his postdoc at Heidelberg), was a brilliant man, emeritus professor, ... , probably distorts my view of the dire grift they have become ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 07:37 PM (PFYt9)

244 Believing the moon is rock and dust is probably racist.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 09, 2024 07:38 PM (ewqMN)

245 Admission rate at Evergreen State: 99%.

"We accept any breathing mammal."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 09, 2024 07:36 PM (YAtuc)
_________________

"Got an opposable thumb? You're accepted!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:39 PM (YqDXo)

246 Score 1130 on the SAT

won't get you into UCSD, unless you are black.

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Ha. I checked, and that's the average SAT at Western Carolina. A good, unremarkable school, and very much a "where?" school:

https://tinyurl.com/2glp8vfu

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 09, 2024 07:39 PM (WCiZg)

247 Got an opposable thumb? You're accepted!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:39 PM (YqDXo)

Two eyes--one on each side of your nose?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 09, 2024 07:40 PM (ewqMN)

248 $33,009 ±$1,392
Per capita income
Poverty
19.9%
Educational attainment
79.7% ±0.5% (395,553 ±12,852.1)
High school grad or higher

Poor and stupid is no way to go through life.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2024 07:40 PM (ENQN6)

249 well, it defies "indigenous knowledge", make yr own judgement.

no cafe tonight then ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 07:40 PM (PFYt9)

250 NPR admits that they're knee jerk propagandists but blames it on Orange Man Bad.

Honestly with Bari Weiss
@thehonestlypod
How NPR Lost the Trust of America
In an exclusive interview, senior business editor at @NPR @UBerliner speaks to @bariweiss about NPR’s shift from a liberal-leaning news organization to its present “knee-jerk,” “activist,” and “scolding” liberal bias.
“It was Trump’s election … we were trying to damage his presidency, to find anything we could to harm him… what we latched onto was Russia collusion.”

https://shorturl.at/fivwE

So you're hateful, lying, propagandists out to destroy democracy but consider yourselves elites to whom neither the laws of God or man apply. Good to know.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 09, 2024 07:41 PM (FVME7)

251 "[Trumps] violations of state and federal election law and state tax law."

Shouldn't that be "alleged" violations?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2024 07:42 PM (cOq4q)

252 250, yeah, thanks for finally leveling with us.

*lol*

*spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 07:42 PM (PFYt9)

253
Sheila Jackson Lee has responded:

"Obviously I misspoke and meant to say the sun, but as usual, Republicans are focused on stupid things instead of stuff that really matters.

What can I say though, foolish thinkers lust for stupidity!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 09, 2024 07:43 PM (w6EFb)

254 I mis-spoke! The moon is made of cheese! Delicious Gouda cheese! Dammit, I tasted it!

The Man in the Moon sent to me!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at April 09, 2024 07:44 PM (48ARe)

255 Trump said to drink bleach and I didn't say the moon is a gas giant!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 09, 2024 07:44 PM (WCiZg)

256 So I left the house today to buy a truck. I went to 3 dealerships with trucks on the lot per the ford app.

ZERO are there. Not 1.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2024 07:45 PM (ENQN6)

257 " foolish thinkers lust for stupidity!""

old-school sampler-worthy !

innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 07:45 PM (PFYt9)

258
She didn't misspeak, as the sentence would've made no sense (well, less sense) if you substitute Sun for Moon.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 09, 2024 07:46 PM (w6EFb)

259 “It was Trump’s election … we were trying to damage his presidency, to find anything we could to harm him ..."
___________________

Nothing like unbiased reporting, I always say.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:46 PM (YqDXo)

260 So I left the house today to buy a truck. I went to 3 dealerships with trucks on the lot per the ford app.

ZERO are there. Not 1.
Posted by: rhennigantx

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But a few weeks ago I was assured by moo moo / Joe Xiden that there are plenty of cheap cars on the lot because the website says so.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 09, 2024 07:46 PM (WCiZg)

261 @250

>>So you're hateful, lying, propagandists out to destroy democracy but consider yourselves elites to whom neither the laws of God or man apply. Good to know.

You'll notice it's not, former senior business editor at @NPR.

Dude is not embarrassed or repentant about what he and NPR did.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 07:47 PM (XV/Pl)

262 257 " foolish thinkers lust for stupidity!""

old-school sampler-worthy !

innit?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 07:45 PM (PFYt9)

Haha, quite! Or a nice wood-burned plaque.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2024 07:47 PM (OX9vb)

263 I'm'a go write that up on the whiteboard!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 07:47 PM (PFYt9)

264 "Foolish thinkers lust for stupidity!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 09, 2024 07:43 PM (w6EFb)

Is she calling us dumb and saying we just want to fuck her?

Posted by: Reforger at April 09, 2024 07:48 PM (B705c)

265 I find it in SanFranPsycho's statement.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 07:35 PM (2BB5W)

He said there was a prohibition against body modification. That is in part to make the Brit Milah unique and special. Piercing is not considered modification.

As for tattoos? Leviticus 19:28: "You shall not etch a tattoo on yourselves. I am the L‑rd."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2024 07:48 PM (gSZYf)

266
Here's a clip of the dingbat trying to put her eclipse glasses on:
https://tinyurl.com/2aek5j22

That's Biden level there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 09, 2024 07:49 PM (w6EFb)

267 trucks?

saw a 67 f-100 the other day, all original, 9k.

i'm'a regret not buying that on the spot so much.

but not 4wd

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 07:49 PM (PFYt9)

268 Warm DC days have higher IQs than SJL.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2024 07:49 PM (ENQN6)

269 re PayWalled articles: My computer is so slow that on a paywall site - it usually comes up for a second before the request popup - I can right click 'select all' then click 'copy' before the popup. Then paste the article into WordPad or something like it.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 07:50 PM (2BB5W)

270 REEEEEEEEE!!!!

The Fart Moon that ate Seattle!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes'sDog at April 09, 2024 07:50 PM (B3obD)

271 Wes gonna go ats the night

Posted by: SJL Sun Shot at April 09, 2024 07:50 PM (ENQN6)

272 236
'Amnesty International'

In the forty or so years I have been watching them, my opinion has never deviated from them being hypocritical leftist shills. It is an affront any time I am expected to take their opinion seriously.

Posted by: Hope Solo at April 09, 2024 07:50 PM (roH4R)

273 NOOD Cafe

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at April 09, 2024 07:51 PM (sMkAM)

274 Cafe is open

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2024 07:51 PM (OX9vb)

275 231 225

'He has not, to date, filed a single charge.'

Even if you aren't, I am angry on your behalf.

Posted by: Hope Solo at April 09, 2024 07:52 PM (roH4R)

276 As for tattoos? Leviticus 19:28: "You shall not etch a tattoo on yourselves. I am the L‑rd."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2024 07:48 PM (gSZYf)

I think we will be raised to join in a new body but the peeps with tats a bit slower.

Posted by: SJL Sun Shot at April 09, 2024 07:52 PM (ENQN6)

277 Did Biden travel to see the eclipse?

Seems odd to have such a significant event and miss it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 09, 2024 07:52 PM (WCiZg)

278 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2024 07:52 PM (ENQN6)

279 "Because THAT part belongs to God."

Ok. I didn't need it anyway.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 07:52 PM (vFG9F)

280 websites can say anything, but real is still real.

hold to that; real is real

everything else is ... well ... not real. innit?

almost like atlas shrugged, "a is a"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 07:53 PM (PFYt9)

281 >>> Abortion is just about the only thing Biden has working for him in his reelection campaign

I thought SCROTUS determined that abortion was a States' issue.

Is Biden going to run on 'every State should enact laws allowing abortion at will up tp including during birth?

No, he's going to lie and say he's going to reverse what Trump did. But is it really a lie if one lacks mental capability to understand what they are saying, and if Biden could 'reverse it', why didn't he do that already?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2024 07:53 PM (cOq4q)

282 Biden and Democratic operatives want to turn this into the biggest issue for 2024 because it is the only issue that Biden even has a pulse on at this point.

This would explain why on the Today Show this morning (I walked by the tv as they were talking about it), they said something about Trump's statements regarding abortion, (paraphrasing here), "the key (main? primary? can't recall) issue of the 2024 election". I've been out of the loop for a week or so but immediately noticed the emphasis.

The right needs to keep pushing against illegal immigration and its impact on the economy, harder and harder.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at April 09, 2024 07:53 PM (lg881)

283 @281, it counts as a lie for stans count anyway, and thats all that matters to them

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 07:55 PM (PFYt9)

284 No, he's going to lie and say he's going to reverse what Trump did.
_______________

A) Trump didn't do it - the Supremes did
B) Biden can't "reverse" it
C) If he's going to "reverse" something, start with the new MLB rules
D) Biden has shit for brains

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:56 PM (YqDXo)

285 275
Darn it. Off, well known bunghole sock.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 09, 2024 07:57 PM (roH4R)

286 No, he's going to lie and say he's going to reverse what Trump did. But is it really a lie if one lacks mental capability to understand what they are saying, and if Biden could 'reverse it', why didn't he do that already?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2024 07:53 PM (cOq4q)

The Democrats will talk about federal laws, changing the Court, etc. It doesn't really matter if they or anyone really believes that any of that will come to pass. It's about fightin' for Women, and preventing White Supremacists from making abortion illegal in every state.

Both parties have used abortion for years as a means to get donation money and votes without really wanting the fight to end; now that social conservatives have won a major victory there's a bit of actual substance to the battle.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at April 09, 2024 07:57 PM (lg881)

287 A) Trump didn't do it - the Supremes did
B) Biden can't "reverse" it
C) If he's going to "reverse" something, start with the new MLB rules
D) Biden has shit for brains
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 07:56 PM (YqDXo)
A) Trump stacked the Court! Awful! Now we'll pack the Court. Democracy!!3211
B) See my post above re: money and votes
C) Hmm, I have to see what they changed this season. I'm more curious about the new NFL kickoff rules.
D) Had. Diarrhea and I think it leaked out of his ears years ago.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at April 09, 2024 08:00 PM (lg881)

288 Sheila Jackleg Lee received a BA with honors from Yale and a JD from the University of Virginia School of Law.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist

Sure. Sure she did.

In something that happened years ago, while visiting JPL, she wondered if the Mars Rover Sojourner (from Pathfinder misssion) would be able to get a shot of the flag that Neil Armstrong planted there. (highlighted on Instapundit). And, I actually remember this happening.

She was, at the time, on the House Science Committee.

We are governed by imbeciles.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 09, 2024 08:07 PM (tjZg/)

289 I hope you are not referring to the pitch clock

Posted by: Jamaica at April 09, 2024 08:30 PM (IG7T0)

290 She's thinking of her own nasty fart-moon.

You know, it's stuff like this that keeps me coming back here

Posted by: weew at April 09, 2024 08:55 PM (/uwTS)

291 "complete rounded circle, which is made up mostly of gases," a description that inaccurately represents the moon's solid, rocky nature."
--Nonsense! Everyone knows the Moon is made of green cheese.

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