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Ana Kasparian Melts Down Over Identity Politics War in Massachusetts School

If you missed it yesterday, John Sexton wrote up a great, super-fun article from, of all places, the New Yorker.

The article describes a Civil Culture War in "Woketopia" Amherst, Massachusetts. It's got everything -- it's a town which fancies itself "the San Francisco of the East Coast," which has "more BLM signs than actual black people."

It's got a Woman-of-Color principal appointed due to DEI who then discards the double-blind hiring practices imposed in order to stop discrimination, in order to hire her friends and family.

And some of the counsellers she hired are religious, and sometimes tell students to "pray on it" when they are anxious about something.

What's the problem with that? Well, besides the fact that Amherst is a leftwing shithole and therefore aggressively atheist in ethos, they're telling kids to "pray on it" when they ask about their... gender confusion issues.

Oh no! Anything but that!

And ever worse, some counsellors and teachers aren't using the trans students' Preferred Fake Pronouns!

And even worse -- the trans kids are, of course, almost all white, and the students who are allegedly bullying them are, get this, not white.

So there's quite the pickle here as Democrat Client Groups fight each other to determine Who Is the Most Oppressed?

Ana Kasparian related the situation in exasperation. She is annoyed by the left's "identity politics," but she also refuses to plainly say that the Oppression Olympics itself is wrong. And of course she doesn't dare say that the "trans kids" should accept other people's notions of what gender is and stop complaining about everything.

But it's fun to watch a lefty begin to realize that lefty politics are stupid, insane, and evil.

She's been going bananas about the left's determination to set every killer free:

/center>

"If being on the left means supporting this, then I'm not on the left." -- Ana Kasparian

"What are we doing?! What are we doing, Cenk?! WHAT THE F- ARE WE DOING?!" - also Ana Kasparian

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:23 PM




Comments

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1 Ace slow down and take it easy for the afternoon

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 03:24 PM (fwDg9)

2 Whoa

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 03:24 PM (ZxmOG)

3 Oh, dear.

Posted by: RI Red at April 09, 2024 03:24 PM (CTjQI)

4 Oh boy, not sure what the tag is to change the justification.

CENTER ALL THE THINGS!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 09, 2024 03:25 PM (9mfKN)

5 What is to be done? And by who?

Posted by: zombie Lenin at April 09, 2024 03:26 PM (u82oZ)

6 Well, insane stupid and evil when it negatively affects lefties, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

7 soooo centered

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 09, 2024 03:26 PM (w6EFb)

8 My last aunt lives in Amherst. Her late husband, my uncle, was a great dude, and his name was the ultimate Polish name:

"Stanley Kielbasa".

She's in her 90s now, and he died just last year.

I do believe I shall have pierogis, kielbasa and sauerkraut tonight for dinner, in honor of him, her, and this story.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 09, 2024 03:26 PM (imOJr)

9 "If being on the left means supporting this, then I'm not on the left." -- Ana Kasparian

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Are you going to stop voting for Democrats?

I'll wait.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

10 In before "The center cannot hold" guy

Posted by: Oldstoke at April 09, 2024 03:27 PM (2h3d9)

11 7 soooo centered
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 09, 2024 03:26 PM (w6EFb)

We’re all dirty centrists now.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 09, 2024 03:27 PM (9mfKN)

12 "What are we doing?! What are we doing, Cenk?! WHAT THE F- ARE WE DOING?!" - also Ana Kasparian

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:23 PM


Good lord, she looks like she is going to give herself an aneurysm.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2024 03:27 PM (DRSnL)

13 A Turk and an Armenian being friendly on the same show??????

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

14 12 "What are we doing?! What are we doing, Cenk?! WHAT THE F- ARE WE DOING?!" - also Ana Kasparian

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:23 PM

Good lord, she looks like she is going to give herself an aneurysm.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2024 03:27 PM (DRSnL)

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Promise?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

15 It doesn't matter what you are doing Anna.

Do what is necessary to stop yourself.

By any means necessary!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 09, 2024 03:28 PM (RIvkX)

16 Pray to what?

A lightning bolt? A mud puddle?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 03:28 PM (WCiZg)

17 My favorite is the DEI ladies and their Jesus-talk to the white liberals. I’m sure it was like nails on chalk boards to them.

Posted by: EveR at April 09, 2024 03:29 PM (iGkKf)

18 OH DANG! What a shocker!

"The majority of the bullies are described as black and latino"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 03:29 PM (WCiZg)

19 Jarrod Duran can't even play left field

Posted by: Jamaica at April 09, 2024 03:29 PM (IG7T0)

20 Sharkman

How is our man about town, unindited Supply Officer, doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 09, 2024 03:30 PM (u82oZ)

21 10 In before "The center cannot hold" guy
Posted by: Oldstoke at April 09, 2024 03:27 PM (2h3d9)

It’s holding so far.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 09, 2024 03:30 PM (9mfKN)

22 9 "If being on the left means supporting this, then I'm not on the left." -- Ana Kasparian

=======

Are you going to stop voting for Democrats?

I'll wait.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 03:27 PM (GBKbO)
___________

Bruh, don't get CRAZEE now . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

23 The dems realize that their factions may war but also know there's only one trough that will feed their insanity.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 09, 2024 03:30 PM (KbCG3)

24 Sexton and Kasparian should meet in the center.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 09, 2024 03:30 PM (cE9IT)

25 Yes!

🧈
🧈🧈
🧈🧈🧈
🧈🧈🧈🧈

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 09, 2024 03:31 PM (vtyCZ)

26 AWFL’s are simultaneously the fiercest defenders of Wokeness and its second biggest victims. They will be its Destroyer eventually. Inevitably.

Posted by: The Big Toe at April 09, 2024 03:31 PM (ACmeR)

27 If you are unable to give a valid analysis of a situation because you are not allowed to think about such things, you will never understand why the situation never makes sense and why no solution ever gets the result hoped for.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2024 03:32 PM (D7oie)

28 26 AWFL’s are simultaneously the fiercest defenders of Wokeness and its second biggest victims. They will be its Destroyer eventually. Inevitably.
Posted by: The Big Toe at April 09, 2024 03:31 PM (ACmeR)

=========

They will take over making the world know that they are the most oppressed of them all.

Rich, white women are the black people of white people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

29
"The majority of the bullies are described as black and latino"
Posted by: Moron Robbie

They're trapped, they've been told they are the oppressed and now the rich-liberal kids are taking their gig.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 09, 2024 03:32 PM (cE9IT)

30 When annoying woke white leftists fight annoying swarthy leftists, who should we root for? Can they both lose?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

31 Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 09, 2024 03:31 PM (vtyCZ)

Nice looking pyramid you have there. It’ll be a shame when ace makes everything left-aligned.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 09, 2024 03:33 PM (9mfKN)

32 "The majority of the bullies are described as black and latino"
Posted by: Moron Robbie

They're trapped, they've been told they are the oppressed and now the rich-liberal kids are taking their gig.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

-

A tiny bit maybe. It's mostly a cultural thing, though. A cultural thing that can't be discussed and is interesting that it's mentioned here.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 03:34 PM (WCiZg)

33 TheJamesMadison

Just wait until the RoP gets the upper hand. This will be a vanilla milkshake compared to the fireball from that group.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 09, 2024 03:35 PM (u82oZ)

34 Imagine not having the first shred of self-awareness it would take to realize that it's YOU and YOUR FUCKING TEAM that have been imposing this regime of fucking rank stupidity and ignorance on the rest of us for the last fifty fucking years.

The results had to get so bad, the incompetence so rife and severe, that parts are falling off of airplanes, our kids can't fucking read or do math, and half the population is nigh-on bugfuck insane. We are turning our society inside out to cater to the least productive and most insane among us, and it's because of absolute morons like Ana Kasparian and Stank Wigger.

Fuck these people to death. I'm sick of this shit.

Posted by: ballistic at April 09, 2024 03:35 PM (ZoSRD)

35 Nice looking pyramid you have there. It’ll be a shame when ace makes everything left-aligned.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 09, 2024 03:33 PM (9mfKN)


when it is not centered, it is justified. That is enough for me.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2024 03:35 PM (D7oie)

36 I think Ace is driving Ana to the center.

Posted by: mrp at April 09, 2024 03:35 PM (rj6Yv)

37 "What are we doing?! What are we doing, Cenk?! WHAT THE F- ARE WE DOING?!" - also Ana Kasparian


That's 'Progress', Ana. You and your kind voted for it, proselytize for it, and now have it. Embrace the Glorius World you have been waiting for!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 09, 2024 03:35 PM (sAmhv)

38 Lefty bullshit always implodes in on itself. It's irrational. There is no truth to it. It's emotions run amok. It creates chaos and misery.

Anyone who isn't mentally ill will at least ask questions.

Ana, that's the FIRST step.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 09, 2024 03:35 PM (JeYYB)

39 36 I think Ace is driving Ana to the center.
Posted by: mrp at April 09, 2024 03:35 PM (rj6Yv)

Ace and Ana dating confirmed.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 09, 2024 03:36 PM (9mfKN)

40 Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox Apr 7
Leftist Cenk Uygur Makes Shocking Statement: “I’m Now Considering RFK Jr.”

He says Biden has “been corrupt his whole life.”

“You’re never going to get anything but corruption from Joe Biden.”

Uygur issued another staggering statement:

“The Democratic party ... they love to rig elections. Yes, I use the word rigged. Okay, so you can go cry about it. If you’re mainstream media, how about you do your job and talk about how they canceled the election in Florida in the primary and just declared Biden the winner. So, if you’re going to make the argument that you’re a champion of democracy, you should probably try it in your own primaries.”

Leftists are now turning on the DNC and Joe Biden. It looks like Nicole Shanahan was a great VP pick, after all.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 09, 2024 03:36 PM (vtyCZ)

41 If your going around punching women out of the blue your more than a bully

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 03:36 PM (fwDg9)

42 That's 'Progress', Ana. You and your kind voted for it, proselytize for it, and now have it. Embrace the Glorius World you have been waiting for!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 09, 2024 03:35 PM (sAmhv)


"this, Comrade, is the glorious future you have been sacrificing for"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2024 03:37 PM (D7oie)

43 37 That's 'Progress', Ana. You and your kind voted for it, proselytize for it, and now have it. Embrace the Glorius World you have been waiting for!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 09, 2024 03:35 PM (sAmhv)

=======

That's the unyielding arc of history. There's no preventing it. No fighting it. It just happens.

That's why you have to fight to make it happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

44 So this is what centered feels like...squished on both sides.

A neighbor's child goes to Amherst. She's gone off the rails with all this LGQWERTY/Woke stupidity. Oh well.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 09, 2024 03:37 PM (W3T6M)

45 Lefty bullshit always implodes in on itself. It's irrational. There is no truth to it. It's emotions run amok. It creates chaos and misery.

Anyone who isn't mentally ill will at least ask questions.

Ana, that's the FIRST step.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 09, 2024 03:35 PM (JeYYB)
---
It's why the left are always the censorious ones. Their entire worldview implodes under even basic scrutiny as to whether their ideas lead to the results they claim to want. That's why they can't let anyone contradict the narrative.

Posted by: ballistic at April 09, 2024 03:37 PM (ZoSRD)

46 40 “The Democratic party ... they love to rig elections. Yes, I use the word rigged. Okay, so you can go cry about it. If you’re mainstream media, how about you do your job and talk about how they canceled the election in Florida in the primary and just declared Biden the winner. So, if you’re going to make the argument that you’re a champion of democracy, you should probably try it in your own primaries.”

Leftists are now turning on the DNC and Joe Biden. It looks like Nicole Shanahan was a great VP pick, after all.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 09, 2024 03:36 PM (vtyCZ)

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Oh, that's what it took to convinced Cenk that elections were rigged.

Not the PA Secretary of State sending out 250,000 illegal mail in ballots without any authorization in 2022.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

47

That Hocul beast looks more manly than Ed Hochuli.

She is so weird. Her mannerisms, the way she lies about shit.

NY is so fucked.


Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 09, 2024 03:38 PM (et1vG)

48 Oh no, Ana's gotten some work done. She looks like she's on the road to Meg Ryan territory.

Why do these women think they need to do this.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 03:38 PM (F01pQ)

49 Ace and Ana dating confirmed.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

Nyah. She is not French.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 09, 2024 03:38 PM (u82oZ)

50 I'm hoping for a large number of casualties in Amherst. Is that wrong?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 09, 2024 03:38 PM (ixVYR)

51 Eh, this is the kind of thing Dems always do in the runup to a national election: start pretending they are not batshit crazy in an effort to fool their admittedly very foolable base into turning out.

Perhaps, I'm wrong in this individual case though. In which event, Ana probably needs comforting. Vigorous, cathartic comforting. I will do this. For America.

Posted by: Call Me, Ana at April 09, 2024 03:38 PM (xfQll)

52 Nice looking pyramid you have there. It’ll be a shame when ace makes everything left-aligned.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric
-----
As if! Like the Nyquil is going to wear off before the next thread.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 09, 2024 03:39 PM (vtyCZ)

53 Why do these women think they need to do this.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 03:38 PM (F01pQ)


Mirror, Mirror, on the wall . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2024 03:39 PM (D7oie)

54 Nyah. She is not French.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 09, 2024 03:38 PM (u82oZ)

Everyone goes slumming at some point.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 09, 2024 03:39 PM (9mfKN)

55 Ace became a centrist, and dragging us with him.

Posted by: Crazy at April 09, 2024 03:40 PM (LCm8a)

56 The amount of Botox in those clips is STAGGERING.

Posted by: Vanity IS One of the Deadlies at April 09, 2024 03:40 PM (ejdGR)

57 Ace and Ana dating confirmed.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

Nyah. She is not French.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 09, 2024 03:38 PM (u82oZ)

And doesn't smell of cat urine.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 03:40 PM (F01pQ)

58 Ace you anti girthite bastard

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 09, 2024 03:40 PM (ixVYR)

59 Left on left, it seems
Always makes me laugh, my friends
So it goes

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at April 09, 2024 03:40 PM (OUMaO)

60 How do we keep losing to this assorted shit show?

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2024 03:41 PM (Y6IkP)

61 I am unfamiliar with this particular contretemps

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 03:41 PM (oCjPU)

62 60 How do we keep losing to this assorted shit show?
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2024 03:41 PM (Y6IkP)

=======

By letting them lock doors and cover windows with cardboard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

63 Breaking News: Popcorn futures rose sharply today on reports of clueless dingbats eating each other on social media. Film at eleventy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 09, 2024 03:41 PM (Ag7IE)

64 The Oppression Olympics > The Summer Olympics

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 03:41 PM (lknh/)

65 46 40 “The Democratic party ... they love to rig elections. Yes, I use the word rigged. Okay, so you can go cry about it. If you’re mainstream media, how about you do your job and talk about how they canceled the election in Florida in the primary and just declared Biden the winner.

Leftists are now turning on the DNC and Joe Biden. It looks like Nicole Shanahan was a great VP pick, after all.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 09, 2024 03:36 PM (vtyCZ)

=======

Oh, that's what it took to convinced Cenk that elections were rigged.

Not the PA Secretary of State sending out 250,000 illegal mail in ballots without any authorization in 2022.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)
_____

And also notice he limits his comments to internal Democrap primaries. I guarantee you if you ask about Democraps stealing national or statewide general elections in 2020 or 2022, he would deny deny deny. "Sure, my fellow Democraps steal primary elections from other Democraps. But we would never ever steal an election from a Republican. That's crazy conspiracy talk!"

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

66 And doesn't smell of cat urine.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 03:40 PM (F01pQ)


Humans don't have the same response to Toxiplamsonsis gondii that rats do.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2024 03:42 PM (D7oie)

67 The centering isn't as easy to read as left justified.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 09, 2024 03:42 PM (DfCet)

68 How do we keep losing to this assorted shit show?
Posted by: banana Dream


/points at the GOPe

Next question?

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at April 09, 2024 03:43 PM (OUMaO)

69 Mirror, Mirror, on the wall . . .
Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2024 03:39 PM (D7oie)

It really is a shame. She's freakin' gorgeous, but she's approaching 40, so she thinks she needs to stretch the skin.

It's idiotic.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 03:43 PM (F01pQ)

70 This format needs a haiku.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 09, 2024 03:43 PM (Z8Yh2)

71 65 And also notice he limits his comments to internal Democrap primaries. I guarantee you if you ask about Democraps stealing national or statewide general elections in 2020 or 2022, he would deny deny deny. "Sure, my fellow Democraps steal primary elections from other Democraps. But we would never ever steal an election from a Republican. That's crazy conspiracy talk!"
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

========

The establishment will win by any means necessary, including cheating at elections. But they draw the line at cheating at elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

72 Chunk: The right is off the reservation crazy.......

Also Chunk: Why are we letting vicious criminals out of jail after they've dismembered a body? We didn't vote for this. How did this legislation pass in New York?


All while not noticing this isn't happening in ANY red city or state.

Posted by: Staggering Stupidity at April 09, 2024 03:43 PM (ejdGR)

73 We've been looking for a scorecard for years...

They may actually need to publish one, now.

LMAO!

Posted by: JQ at April 09, 2024 03:43 PM (njWTi)

74 This format needs a haiku.
Posted by: DOYLE at April 09, 2024 03:43 PM (Z8Yh2)

Paging Muldoon…

Muldoon to the AoSHQ comment section…

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 09, 2024 03:43 PM (9mfKN)

75 That "Daily Struggle / Two Buttons" meme (and its generators) is gonna require an update to about a dozen labeled red buttons in this case.

Imma gonna need Kamala to Venn Diagram for me the multiple contradictory scenarios in play here for me ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 09, 2024 03:44 PM (nM2VH)

76 Ana got botoxed. Cenk got fatter.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

77 60 How do we keep losing to this assorted shit show?
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2024 03:41 PM (Y6IkP)

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We vote in politicians who we THINK will fight for us.

They don't. They have their own agenda. $$$

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 09, 2024 03:44 PM (JeYYB)

78 Hey Ana, sit on it. AAAAAAAAAAAy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 09, 2024 03:44 PM (NtVYv)

79 Leading Report @LeadingReport Apr 8
BREAKING: RNC Chair Michael Whatley has pledged to ensure that the 2024 presidential election is not tainted by voter fraud and added that the RNC will make sure their lawyers and observers are physically “in the room.”

“You have to be in the room. You got to have observers and attorneys in the room when the votes are being cast and when the votes are being counted. So we’re in the process of recruiting tens of thousands of volunteers, thousands of attorneys all across the country so that when we get into the election season, we’re going to be in the room,” Whatley said.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 14h
This is how we win

GOP lawyers in every ballot counting room across the US

We’ve learned the courts are either too corrupt or too incompetent to reverse obvious election fraud

The only solution is to stop the fraud *before* the votes get counted and intermingled w/real ballots

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 09, 2024 03:44 PM (vtyCZ)

80 Ana: "Oh no, the consequences of my actions!

Posted by: spongeworthy at April 09, 2024 03:44 PM (DWqKI)

81 https://twitter.com/CarlHigbie/status/1774805402548392057

This is a good rant. What we're all thinking. Will we get a post on this?

Posted by: InZona at April 09, 2024 03:44 PM (E+mhF)

82 18 OH DANG! What a shocker!

"The majority of the bullies are described as black and latino"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 03:29 PM (WCiZg)

----

It's the black and latino face of white supremacy.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 09, 2024 03:45 PM (pV7Ue)

83 79 “You have to be in the room. You got to have observers and attorneys in the room when the votes are being cast and when the votes are being counted. So we’re in the process of recruiting tens of thousands of volunteers, thousands of attorneys all across the country so that when we get into the election season, we’re going to be in the room,” Whatley said.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 09, 2024 03:44 PM (vtyCZ)

=======

"No."
-The local police

"Agreed."
-The local judge

"Too late."
-The circuit judge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

84 Formatting error
compounded by commenters
somebody call ace

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 03:45 PM (oCjPU)

85 60 How do we keep losing to this assorted shit show?
Posted by: banana Dream



Take off the gimp suit, unlock the cuffs, and remove the ball gag, to start with.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 09, 2024 03:45 PM (sAmhv)

86 BREAKING: RNC Chair Michael Whatley has pledged to ensure that the 2024 presidential election is not tainted by voter fraud and added that the RNC will make sure their lawyers and observers are physically “in the room.”

-

And then when they're not you can take it to court and not get a hearing, or it will have no standing, or the judge will delay whatever the term is for an expedited case.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 03:45 PM (WCiZg)

87 67 The centering isn't as easy to read as left justified flush left.
--------
Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 09, 2024 03:45 PM (vtyCZ)

88 It's an Intersectional Stack Attack!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 09, 2024 03:45 PM (PiwSw)

89 ha
haha
hahaha
hahahaha
hahaha
haha
ha

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 09, 2024 03:45 PM (Be/+i)

90 And also notice he limits his comments to internal Democrap primaries. I guarantee you if you ask about Democraps stealing national or statewide general elections in 2020 or 2022, he would deny deny deny. "Sure, my fellow Democraps steal primary elections from other Democraps. But we would never ever steal an election from a Republican. That's crazy conspiracy talk!"

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

That stood out more than anything. "They stole my ability to vote! We're supposed to be on the same team!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 09, 2024 03:45 PM (KbCG3)

91 Format is messed up
Ace does not real his own site
Centered we shall stay

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 03:46 PM (F01pQ)

92 It's the black and latino face of white supremacy.
Posted by: Cave Johnson

-

They're very crafty for groups that openly reject the arts.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 03:46 PM (WCiZg)

93 90 That stood out more than anything. "They stole my ability to vote! We're supposed to be on the same team!"
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 09, 2024 03:45 PM (KbCG3)

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Hope of the cheating being so huge that even DU goes, "This is not right, you know?"

5%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

94 Ana got botoxed. Cenk got fatter.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

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Apparently the only person alive who hasn't heard of Ozempic.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2024 03:47 PM (DRSnL)

95 Sounds like this DEI officer has some internalized white-heteronormative privilege.

Guess she needs to report for reeducation.

Posted by: AHNULD at April 09, 2024 03:47 PM (ANEf1)

96
I
am
a
tree
g
ometry

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 03:48 PM (F01pQ)

97 >How do we keep losing to this assorted shit show?
Posted by: banana Dream


one side is highly motivated to win
the other side is content to get shit on as long as it doesn't stink too much

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 03:49 PM (oCjPU)

98 Who the fuck tipped the blog over again? It's just like Guam all over again!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 09, 2024 03:49 PM (Ag7IE)

99 Yeah, I'm always amused for the Armenian working for "The Young Turks". Oy.

It's a like a Jew producing a show called "The Brown Shirts".

Posted by: blake at April 09, 2024 03:49 PM (asXVI)

100 Ana Kasparian


Who?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2024 03:50 PM (QNSds)

101 How do we keep losing to this assorted shit show?
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Well, recall the best, brightest, and smarterest in the GOP sat down after 2012 to decipher the loss.

Millions of dollars, thousands of man hours, computations to a quantum level ...
To determine, "it's amnesty! We must offer amnesty to illegal Hispanics in order to win!"

4 years later, Trump won on "build the wall."

"We" are not the team they work for.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2024 03:50 PM (yikga)

102 Oh and 100.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2024 03:50 PM (QNSds)

103 Who the fuck tipped the blog over again? It's just like Guam all over again!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 09, 2024 03:49 PM (Ag7IE)

It's just gas.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 03:50 PM (F01pQ)

104 Who the fuck tipped the blog over again? It's just like Guam all over again!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 09, 2024 03:49 PM (Ag7IE)
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Blog-tipping. The sport of drunken high school students.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 09, 2024 03:50 PM (Be/+i)

105 I'm aware of this Cenk fellow but I don't pay him any attention. Blissfully never heard of Ana K.

Posted by: DanMan at April 09, 2024 03:50 PM (8uzBS)

106 Lefties flipping out at other lefties is sort of their signature move throughout history though.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 03:50 PM (ZxmOG)

107 As mentioned last thread:

Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
REP. JACKSON LEE: "A full moon is that complete rounded circle, which is made up mostly of gases...How could we as humans, live on the moon?...The sun is a mighty powerful heat that is almost impossible to go near the sun. The moon is more manageable."

wut?

https://tinyurl.com/342h7dpa
45 seconds; LOUD and STUPID

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 09, 2024 03:50 PM (vtyCZ)

108 Oh, so now the blog is left of center?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 09, 2024 03:51 PM (Ag7IE)

109 4 years later, Trump won on "build the wall."

"We" are not the team they work for.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

-

Cut them some slack. That $5B was going to be impossible to come up with.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 03:51 PM (WCiZg)

110 Hey TJM, this thread was blocked by Wes Anderson!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 09, 2024 03:51 PM (PiwSw)

111 How do we keep losing to this assorted shit show?
Posted by: banana Dream

We keep giving our kids to the assorted shit show 12 hours a day, from the ages of about 4-22.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 09, 2024 03:51 PM (ANEf1)

112 110 Hey TJM, this thread was blocked by Wes Anderson!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 09, 2024 03:51 PM (PiwSw)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

113 that's kasparian? didn't know who she was. almost mannix pic attractive. ok, maybe.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 09, 2024 03:51 PM (B1FKF)

114
Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
REP. JACKSON LEE: "A full moon is that complete rounded circle, which is made up mostly of gases...How could we as humans, live on the moon?...The sun is a mighty powerful heat that is almost impossible to go near the sun. The moon is more manageable."

wut?

https://tinyurl.com/342h7dpa
45 seconds; LOUD and STUPID
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 09, 2024 03:50 PM

Was her and Kamala hitting the bong again, or did they get into Grampa Joeys fun pills? Those aren't Altoids toots.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 09, 2024 03:52 PM (Ag7IE)

115 !

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 09, 2024 03:52 PM (pohLc)

116 added that the RNC will make sure their lawyers and observers are physically “in the room.”
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So Democrats will do their cheating outside the room

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 03:52 PM (ZxmOG)

117 By flooding the blog's watertight compartments on one side only, we have centered it. Well done!

Posted by: Gran at April 09, 2024 03:52 PM (kycfo)

118 "No."
-The local police

"Agreed."
-The local judge

"Too late."
-The circuit judge
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"We just need better quality candidates."
-GOPe

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2024 03:52 PM (yikga)

119 It's amusing when the leftists starts to eat the rich... who are also leftists

Posted by: Aerosmith at April 09, 2024 03:53 PM (Q4IgG)

120 Breaking911 @Breaking911 2h
71-year-old woman faces prison time for entering the Capitol on Jan. 6

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 09, 2024 03:53 PM (vtyCZ)

121 I'll see your series of tubes and raise you... a rounded circle of gases.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 03:53 PM (ZxmOG)

122 Welcome to the replacement theory, Ana. You're seeing it unfold right before your eyes. The only issue is, Abbott and DeSantis called their play by busing a ton of them to blue cities, where they're raping, pillaging and murdering in BLUE cities instead of being told to leave, hit a red state, THEN do your duty to Biden.

You built this. You asked for this. Reap it, stupid.

Posted by: Staggering Stupidity at April 09, 2024 03:53 PM (ejdGR)

123 118 "We just need better quality candidates."
-GOPe
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2024 03:52 PM (yikga)

========

"I can't believe all the cheating I'm seeing with my own eyes!"
-A certain segment of the GOP base

"They won't cheat as much without Trump to beat."
-The same segment of the GOP base a few weeks later

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

124 My wife once called me a rounded circle of gases.

She wasn't wrong but it's not a nice thing to say.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 03:54 PM (ZxmOG)

125 122 Welcome to the replacement theory, Ana. You're seeing it unfold right before your eyes. The only issue is, Abbott and DeSantis called their play by busing a ton of them to blue cities, where they're raping, pillaging and murdering in BLUE cities instead of being told to leave, hit a red state, THEN do your duty to Biden.

You built this. You asked for this. Reap it, stupid.
Posted by: Staggering Stupidity at April 09, 2024 03:53 PM (ejdGR)

========

In her defense, her friends called replacement theory racist. What was she to do?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

126 17 My favorite is the DEI ladies and their Jesus-talk to the white liberals. I’m sure it was like nails on chalk boards to them.

Posted by: EveR at April 09, 2024 03:29 PM (iGkKf)

Only the Religion of Woke is allowed.

And yes, there are conflicting sects of that religion, fighting for dominance. Good luck with that, you lefty jackasses.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 09, 2024 03:54 PM (w6EFb)

127 I need Ana Kasparian to be red pilled.

What’s with all the comments being centered?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 09, 2024 03:54 PM (QCSQH)

128 [/c]

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 09, 2024 03:55 PM (N39Ws)

129 doesn't work.

Posted by: Staggering Stupidity at April 09, 2024 03:55 PM (ejdGR)

130 128 [/c]
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 09, 2024 03:55 PM (N39Ws)

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Center, blockquote, and (I'm pretty sure) font tags don't work in the comments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

131 What’s with all the comments being centered?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 09, 2024 03:54 PM (QCSQH)

Ace is on the good cold medicine.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 09, 2024 03:56 PM (9mfKN)

132 The more they rail against Christianity the more determined I am to defend the faith. Maybe the Law of Unintended Consequences.

Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2024 03:56 PM (PCK5/)

133 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

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I think he's referring to the whimsical style of Wes Anderson's blocking, where everything is centered.

Posted by: blake at April 09, 2024 03:56 PM (asXVI)

134 Lamont, you big dummy!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2024 03:56 PM (yikga)

135
What’s with all the comments being centered?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 09, 2024 03:54 PM (QCSQH)



Ace fucked up, then left, leaving us to suffer.

Posted by: Staggering Stupidity at April 09, 2024 03:57 PM (ejdGR)

136 blake, he knows that, he's just being fonny.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 09, 2024 03:57 PM (PiwSw)

137 So this Mexican comedian had to have 3/4 of her ass amputated. Why on earth do people just assume they can "enhance" themselves willy-nilly, without consequences?

What does a BBL look like on a 70-year-old, I wonder.

Links to Daily Mail: https://tinyurl.com/2fpfu9r8

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 09, 2024 03:57 PM (w6EFb)

138 By flooding the blog's watertight compartments on one side only, we have centered it. Well done!

Posted by: Gran at April 09, 2024 03:52 PM


Now hear this.......Set condition Zebra throughout the blog!......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2024 03:58 PM (QNSds)

139 What’s with all the comments being centered?
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Steelers Wheel Day.
Regional celebration.
Confined entirely to this blog.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2024 03:58 PM (yikga)

140 We need to ask ourselves… is being Centered such a bad thing, people??

Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2024 03:58 PM (PCK5/)

141 Fuck it.

Why not?

Posted by: Staggering Stupidity at April 09, 2024 03:58 PM (ejdGR)

142 Ace fucked up, then left, leaving us to suffer.
Posted by: Staggering Stupidity at April 09, 2024 03:57 PM (ejdGR)
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How is this different from any other comment thread?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 09, 2024 03:58 PM (JeYYB)

143 blake, he knows that, he's just being fonny.
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Fonny is as fonny does.

Posted by: blake at April 09, 2024 03:59 PM (asXVI)

144

Then again.

Posted by: Staggering Stupidity at April 09, 2024 03:59 PM (ejdGR)

145 25 Is that loaves of bread or gold?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 09, 2024 03:59 PM (w6EFb)

146 How is this different from any other comment thread?
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He doesn't know yet?

Wait, that's also normal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2024 04:00 PM (yikga)

147 So this Mexican comedian had to have 3/4 of her ass amputated. Why on earth do people just assume they can "enhance" themselves willy-nilly, without consequences?
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Someone had already written on her. In ink.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 09, 2024 04:00 PM (Be/+i)

148 Posted by: Staggering Stupidity at April 09, 2024 03:59 PM (ejdGR)

That was a lot of open, then close, tags. Well done.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 09, 2024 04:00 PM (9mfKN)

149 It's safer in the middle. They're about to start eating each other over on the left.

Posted by: Oldstoke at April 09, 2024 04:00 PM (2h3d9)

150 Not caring about NY and NYC helps a lot.

Posted by: bbhack at April 09, 2024 04:00 PM (JnsHN)

151 145 25 Is that loaves of bread or gold?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 09, 2024 03:59 PM (w6EFb)


or butter or cheese?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 09, 2024 04:00 PM (PiwSw)

152 99 Yeah, I'm always amused for the Armenian working for "The Young Turks". Oy.

Wanna bet Ana doesn’t know? A lot of Americans don’t get the irony.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 09, 2024 04:01 PM (QCSQH)

153 That was a lot of open, then close, tags. Well done.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 09, 2024 04:00 PM (9mfKN)



Actually, left them open to go full monty, but it failed.

Posted by: Staggering Stupidity at April 09, 2024 04:01 PM (ejdGR)

154 The government doesn't want any protesters against them.

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 04:01 PM (fwDg9)

155 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 21h
VP Kamala Harris announces: "Your loans will be completely forgiven regardless of income, and even if you didn't graduate."

They're buying votes with OUR money.
https://tinyurl.com/pda6fue4
30 seconds

Elon Musk @elonmusk 20h Replying to @EndWokeness
Wow

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 09, 2024 04:01 PM (vtyCZ)

156 So this Mexican comedian had to have 3/4 of her ass amputated. Why on earth do people just assume they can "enhance" themselves willy-nilly, without consequences?

What does a BBL look like on a 70-year-old, I wonder.

Links to Daily Mail: https://tinyurl.com/2fpfu9r8
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 09, 2024 03:57 PM (w6EFb)

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Wow. She's had so many cosmetic surgeries she doesn't even know when that one happened.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2024 04:01 PM (DRSnL)

157 This Ana girl is quite “ dramatic” isn’t she?? “ Coulda been an actress, but she wound up there…”

Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2024 04:01 PM (PCK5/)

158 We need to ask ourselves… is being Centered such a bad thing, people??
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That's Coffee Party talk!

Or No Labels

Or Foward Party.

Who cares, pirate ships!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2024 04:01 PM (yikga)

159 134 Lamont, you big dummy!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2024 03:56 PM (yikga)

Reminds me of Norm MacDonald doing his ventriloquist act over the phone with Dennis Miller.

Norm was a genius.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 04:02 PM (UyIta)

160 re 137: if you go to the daily mail link they have a pic on the side of the two headed twin

also said mex performer looks like she has breast implants and lots of tattoos. would not bang

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 09, 2024 04:02 PM (B1FKF)

161 Who's Ana Kasparin and what is she doing in the middle of the road?

Posted by: dantesed at April 09, 2024 04:02 PM (DHHFk)

162 161 Who's Ana Kasparin and what is she doing in the middle of the road?
Posted by: dantesed at April 09, 2024 04:02 PM (DHHFk)

Dead Skunk??? Stinkin’ to Hiiigh Heaven??

Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2024 04:03 PM (PCK5/)

163 "She said that the only thing she knew for sure was that she had never agreed to such an operation, and was amazed that during one of the beauty procedures, the substance was injected"

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Wait, so she didn't know she had butt injections after a visit to a doctor?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 04:03 PM (WCiZg)

164 What does a BBL look like on a 70-year-old, I wonder.

Links to Daily Mail: https://tinyurl.com/2fpfu9r8
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 09, 2024 03:57 PM (w6EFb)


It will look like one of those Australian drop-bears, I suspect.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2024 04:04 PM (D7oie)

165 also said mex performer looks like she has breast implants and lots of tattoos. would not bang
Posted by: gnats local 678

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Yep. She looks like a circus freak even without the weird body injection stuff.

Women: STOP LISTENING TO YOUR FRIENDS

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 04:05 PM (WCiZg)

166 Actually, left them open to go full monty, but it failed.
Posted by: Staggering Stupidity at April 09, 2024 04:01 PM (ejdGR)

“You’re tempting fate, my friend.”

~ The Barrel

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 09, 2024 04:05 PM (9mfKN)

167 Middle of the Road

https://youtu.be/-KosB3XJO_s?si=E6VrTJtRa1IFZTMF

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 04:05 PM (oCjPU)

168 Did John Galt really quit, or was he active behind the scenes?

Posted by: bbhack at April 09, 2024 04:05 PM (JnsHN)

169 Gold.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 09, 2024 04:05 PM (vtyCZ)

170 163 "She said that the only thing she knew for sure was that she had never agreed to such an operation, and was amazed that during one of the beauty procedures, the substance was injected"

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Wait, so she didn't know she had butt injections after a visit to a doctor?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 04:03 PM (WCiZg)



I would think that she would be rather inquiring as they fiddled around with her butt…

Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2024 04:05 PM (PCK5/)

171 156 So this Mexican comedian had to have 3/4 of her ass amputated. Why on earth do people just assume they can "enhance" themselves willy-nilly, without consequences?

What does a BBL look like on a 70-year-old, I wonder.

Links to Daily Mail: https://tinyurl.com/2fpfu9r8
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 09, 2024 03:57 PM (w6EFb)

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Wow. She's had so many cosmetic surgeries she doesn't even know when that one happened.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2024 04:01 PM (DRSnL)
____________

"Yered Licona . . . says polymers injected into her rear end without her knowledge had suddenly solidified on a plane to Canada."

No, she has no idea how all that shit got into her ass. None at all!

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 04:05 PM (iFTx/)

172 I'm pretty sure there's an effort underway to pin this shit on conservatives. GOP probably leading the way. It seems like every time the left gets so close to self immolation the GOP blows out the match.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2024 04:06 PM (Q4IgG)

173 My wife once called me a rounded circle of gases.

She wasn't wrong but it's not a nice thing to say.


How about "ugly bag of mostly water"?

Posted by: my favorite Star Trek insult at April 09, 2024 04:06 PM (l8gTz)

174 155 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 21h
VP Kamala Harris announces: "Your loans will be completely forgiven regardless of income, and even if you didn't graduate."

They're buying votes with OUR money.
https://tinyurl.com/pda6fue4
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Kinda puts Wisconsin Dem's "Smokes for Votes" to shame.

Posted by: WisRich at April 09, 2024 04:06 PM (G0vdT)

175 No, she has no idea how all that shit got into her ass. None at all!

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 04:05 PM (iFTx/)



MY BUTT'S BEEN WIPED!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 09, 2024 04:06 PM (ejdGR)

176 You know, if she were really thinking ahead she could get those wound sites connected to her colon and open up her audience to that weird gay fetish community that becomes aroused at the thought of sticking it in wounds connected to feces.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 04:06 PM (WCiZg)

177 Ana is a kook, but she is also a 1.

Posted by: theATL at April 09, 2024 04:07 PM (GhJWt)

178 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 18h
Biden is not cancelling student debt. He's stealing OUR MONEY to bribe millions of Americans to vote for him.

He already used $146,000,000,0000+ to "cancel" student debt for 4 million people.

Now he plans to bribe another 30 million Americans just in time for the election.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 09, 2024 04:07 PM (vtyCZ)

179 "She said that the only thing she knew for sure was that she had never agreed to such an operation, and was amazed that during one of the beauty procedures, the substance was injected"

__________________

Jokes on you

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 09, 2024 04:07 PM (NtVYv)

180 Who among us has not had strange substances injected into our back holes?

Posted by: Things Don Lemon has probably said at April 09, 2024 04:07 PM (PiwSw)

181 171

"Yered Licona . . . says polymers injected into her rear end without her knowledge had suddenly solidified on a plane to Canada."

No, she has no idea how all that shit got into her ass. None at all!
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 04:05 PM (iFTx/)

You’d have to have a total lack of humor not to laugh…

Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2024 04:07 PM (PCK5/)

182 Why is Ana Kasparian being red-pilled?

Because she is decently good looking and all good looking women are righties. By definition. Also, she's married and married people start thinking its important their children don't come into close contact with crazy pedos.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 09, 2024 04:07 PM (kNAh6)

183 "Yered Licona . . . says polymers injected into her rear end without her knowledge had suddenly solidified on a plane to Canada."

No, she has no idea how all that shit got into her ass. None at all!
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 04:05 PM (iFTx/)


Polymerization is a bad outcome.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2024 04:08 PM (D7oie)

184 WTF are we paying taxes if we are trillions in debt and keep printing money?

Seriously, this is insanity.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 09, 2024 04:08 PM (JeYYB)

185 So Mexican comedienne had numerous butt lift procedures and instead of injecting fat in her ass, the sketchy doc she went to injected caulk instead. Butt lifts are illegal to perform in the USA, which is why these narcissistic idiots have them done in other countries and a lot of them end up sick, giant infections, and sometimes dead from sepsis.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 09, 2024 04:08 PM (xPcNV)

186 It's been said that the Brazilian judge dresses like Darth Vader, but I noticed that his face is like Ming the Merciless.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 09, 2024 04:08 PM (cf/0E)

187 "I can't believe all the cheating I'm seeing with my own eyes!"
-A certain segment of the GOP base

"They won't cheat as much without Trump to beat."
-The same segment of the GOP base a few weeks later
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

_____

The problem with that reasoning is, how do you explain Republicans winning in the same state Trump lost?

Then you really have to go into a rabbit hole of craziness and say certain Republicans are part of the deep state, etc.

If Democrats can rig elections they dont let Republicans win ever again.

Look at places like Cuba, they dont give one to the other team to make it look fair.

Posted by: Blago at April 09, 2024 04:08 PM (wMRY8)

188 184 WTF are we paying taxes if we are trillions in debt and keep printing money?

Seriously, this is insanity.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 09, 2024 04:08 PM (JeYYB)

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Because the right people are getting rich and it hasn't collapsed yet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

189 Ana is a kook, but she is also a 1.

Posted by: theATL at April 09, 2024 04:07 PM (GhJWt)



She's one injection away from being a Guy Fawkes mask.

Posted by: I Disagree at April 09, 2024 04:08 PM (ejdGR)

190 I always assumed that outright banning of the word "RETARDED" was an overreaction with somewhat good intentions. I assumed it was to spare the feelings of those afflicted, and those that cared for them.

BUT, now we know the primary motivation for such a censorship. The Left didn't want us to have a laser target, perfect description for their behavior.

Posted by: Orson at April 09, 2024 04:08 PM (dIske)

191 180 Who among us has not had strange substances injected into our back holes?
Posted by: Things Don Lemon has probably said at April 09, 2024 04:07 PM (PiwSw)

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HA! This place never disappoints.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 09, 2024 04:09 PM (JeYYB)

192 Apparently dealing with the CBD Jones is tougher for some than others.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2024 04:09 PM (LkLld)

193
BUT, now we know the primary motivation for such a censorship. The Left didn't want us to have a laser target, perfect description for their behavior.
Posted by: Orson at April 09, 2024 04:08 PM (dIske)

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You are correct, Sir.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 09, 2024 04:09 PM (JeYYB)

194 186 It's been said that the Brazilian judge dresses like Darth Vader, but I noticed that his face is like Ming the Merciless.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 09, 2024 04:08 PM (cf/0E)


Max von Sydow Ming or Charles Middleton Ming?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 09, 2024 04:10 PM (PiwSw)

195 192 Apparently dealing with the CBD Jones is tougher for some than others.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2024 04:09 PM (LkLld)

Is this about dildos, because it could be about dildos….

Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2024 04:10 PM (PCK5/)

196 HA! This place never disappoints.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 09, 2024 04:09 PM (JeYYB)
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Come for the incisive political commentary.

Stay for the butt jokes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 09, 2024 04:10 PM (Be/+i)

197 Stuck in the middle.

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2024 04:11 PM (NxC5+)

198 Greg Price @greg_price11 18h
🚨BREAKING: Texas style border legislation just passed 28-11 in the Louisiana State Senate!

The bill from @LAFreedomCaucus member Sen. @ValarieHHodges would create a crime of illegal trespass and allow police to arrest illegal aliens.

Onto the House.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 09, 2024 04:11 PM (vtyCZ)

199 177 Ana is a kook, but she is also a 1.
Posted by: theATL at April 09, 2024 04:07 PM (GhJWt)

I do wonder how much of her persona is an act. The Young Turks carved out a nice career working the niche they did, and she's always come off as smart.

So the question is, does she believe the stuff she's been saying for years? If her views (and Cenk's, to a lesser extent) are "evolving," is that a calculated move, or are these people really waking up to reality?

I don't know. But yeah, I'd ride that like a red-headed stepmule. In a hurricane.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 04:12 PM (UyIta)

200 Dang. around 200 comments and we are still centered on this topic. Must be a new world record for AoSHQ!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2024 04:12 PM (7fElN)

201 WTF are we paying taxes if we are trillions in debt and keep printing money?

Seriously, this is insanity.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 09, 2024 04:08 PM (JeYYB)

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"PURE (THE PROCESS IS THE) PUNISHMENT, PLEBE!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 09, 2024 04:12 PM (nM2VH)

202 I'm is.truly sorry but I don't know who Ana Kasparian

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 09, 2024 04:12 PM (huNFn)

203 Dang. around 200 comments and we are still centered on this topic. Must be a new world record for AoSHQ!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2024 04:12 PM (7fElN)
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Enjoy it while it lasts.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 09, 2024 04:12 PM (Be/+i)

204 This thread needs to go to the Left…. Ironic.

Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2024 04:13 PM (PCK5/)

205 I've seen
both sides.

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2024 04:13 PM (NxC5+)

206 Chunk was REALLY restraining himself not to tell her to STFU. You KNOW he wanted to.

Inches away from joining the Slapaho Tribe.

Posted by: But It's OK When WE Do It at April 09, 2024 04:13 PM (ejdGR)

207


I bet Ana is a banshee in the sack.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 09, 2024 04:13 PM (et1vG)

208 Remember, Cenk started off as relatively conservative. Ana never was, but they're both open minded enough to see how things are falling apart.

Open minded is probably not the right word, but they're at least starting to question a tiny bit of the lunacy.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at April 09, 2024 04:14 PM (Vvh2V)

209 working the Mecum auction over the weekend and spotted a twink that had butt enhancements. He was walking hand in hand with his dreamy boyfriend.

Posted by: DanMan at April 09, 2024 04:14 PM (8uzBS)

210 The moon is made up mostly of gasses is a lot worse than the internet is a series of tubes. Tubes, at least is analogous to demonstrating the complexity of various network protocols. Not a good analogy but it's there. The whole moon is made up of gasses is just wrong.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2024 04:14 PM (Y6IkP)

211 I think Ace put on In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida and went down to the store.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 09, 2024 04:15 PM (PiwSw)

212 The whole moon is made up of gasses is just wrong.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2024 04:14 PM (Y6IkP)

If the moon wasn’t full of helium, how come it doesn’t crash into the Earth??!?!!

Boom, checkmate.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 09, 2024 04:15 PM (9mfKN)

213 I always assumed that outright banning of the word "RETARDED" was an overreaction with somewhat good intentions. I assumed it was to spare the feelings of those afflicted, and those that cared for them.

BUT, now we know the primary motivation for such a censorship. The Left didn't want us to have a laser target, perfect description for their behavior.

Posted by: Orson at April 09, 2024 04:08 PM (dIske)

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Make Retardation Great Again!

Oh, wait, nevermind ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 09, 2024 04:15 PM (0DvG9)

214
TYT is going to issue an on-air apology for Ana's outburst due to threats from sponsors.

Posted by: It'll Happen at April 09, 2024 04:15 PM (ejdGR)

215 I have no idea who Ana is

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 04:16 PM (fwDg9)

216 210 The moon is made up mostly of gasses is a lot worse than the internet is a series of tubes. Tubes, at least is analogous to demonstrating the complexity of various network protocols. Not a good analogy but it's there. The whole moon is made up of gasses is just wrong.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2024 04:14 PM (Y6IkP)

Sort of like “ everything is made up of mostly empty space”?? Heavy, man….

Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2024 04:16 PM (PCK5/)

217 The problem with that reasoning is, how do you explain Republicans winning in the same state Trump lost?

Then you really have to go into a rabbit hole of craziness and say certain Republicans are part of the deep state, etc.
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Posted by: Blago at April 09, 2024 04:08 PM (wMRY

Careful there, you might stumble on truth, completely by accident.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 04:16 PM (UyIta)

218 >The problem with that reasoning is, how do you explain Republicans winning in the same state Trump lost?

Deluxe cheating starts with the candidate and adds down-ticket items to it. Cheaply done cheating does not.

How weird, how very very weird, that Trump had better coattails than Biden. Weird, I say.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 09, 2024 04:16 PM (cf/0E)

219 This is a long time for center not to be fixed.

Posted by: blaster at April 09, 2024 04:17 PM (xhfG9)

220 She's been showing for a while that she has a problem stemming from a small piece of brain in her skull. And it is fun to watch.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 09, 2024 04:17 PM (1bNHn)

221 Well, I guess we know who's starting at center this year.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 09, 2024 04:18 PM (Ag7IE)

222 TYT is going to issue an on-air apology for Ana's outburst due to threats from sponsors.
Posted by: It'll Happen at April 09, 2024 04:15 PM (ejdGR)

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They have sponsors? This isn't just something filmed on someone's phone for YouTube?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2024 04:18 PM (DRSnL)

223 >>> 215 I have no idea who Ana is
Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 04:16 PM (fwDg9)


It's a long story actually...

Posted by: Tolstoy at April 09, 2024 04:18 PM (Y6IkP)

224 You know what's weird? The media never has "the left is fracturing" story narratives.

Posted by: blaster at April 09, 2024 04:18 PM (xhfG9)

225 Well of course the Democrats cheated… this is a given. They have always been Cheatey McCheatersons….

Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2024 04:18 PM (PCK5/)

226 I bet Ana is a banshee in the sack.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at April 09, 2024 04:13

Is that a good thing?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 09, 2024 04:19 PM (huNFn)

227 I saw Banshee in the Sack open for The Cranberries at Dolan's in '92.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 09, 2024 04:19 PM (cf/0E)

228 This is a long time for center not to be fixed.

Posted by: blaster at April 09, 2024 04:17 PM (xhfG9)
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"Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;"

--William Butler Yeats

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2024 04:19 PM (7fElN)

229 I saw pictures of ballots with only Biden chosen. Just the Presidential portion was "filled out."

That could easily explain other R candidates winning.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 09, 2024 04:19 PM (JeYYB)

230 209 working the Mecum auction over the weekend and spotted a twink that had butt enhancements. He was walking hand in hand with his dreamy boyfriend.
Posted by: DanMan at April 09, 2024 04:14 PM (8uzBS)
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Well at least in his case the ass implants have a practical use: Shock absorbers

Posted by: ballistic at April 09, 2024 04:19 PM (ZoSRD)

231 224 You know what's weird? The media never has "the left is fracturing" story narratives.
Posted by: blaster at April 09, 2024 04:18 PM (xhfG9)

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If Trump weren't getting on a state's ballot because of his campaign's incompetence, it'd be front page news about how amateur his campaign is.

I expect the front page headline at the New York Times any day now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

232 182 Why is Ana Kasparian being red-pilled?

Because she is decently good looking and all good looking women are righties. By definition. Also, she's married and married people start thinking its important their children don't come into close contact with crazy pedos.
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood



Then there are the AWFL's, who consider children to be accessories to show off to their friends after consuming their 8th box of wine.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 09, 2024 04:20 PM (sAmhv)

233 171 "Yered Licona . . . says polymers injected into her rear end without her knowledge had suddenly solidified on a plane to Canada."

No, she has no idea how all that shit got into her ass. None at all!


it's funny because shit normally gets into one's ass via the mouth.

remember: if you are what you eat, then you were what you excrete.

Posted by: anachronda at April 09, 2024 04:20 PM (v3pYe)

234 I have a suspicion Barky's 2nd election was the fraud opening

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 04:20 PM (fwDg9)

235 Hochul's lips don't move, she looks like a clown with its jaws wired together.
Those plaster faces look a lot better from 15'.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 04:20 PM (2BB5W)

236 The problem with that reasoning is, how do you explain Republicans winning in the same state Trump lost?

Then you really have to go into a rabbit hole of craziness and say certain Republicans are part of the deep state, etc.

If Democrats can rig elections they dont let Republicans win ever again.

Look at places like Cuba, they dont give one to the other team to make it look fair.
Posted by: Blago at April 09, 2024 04:08 PM (wMRY

False dichotomy. In between, "no meaningful cheating occurs" and "an infinite amount of cheating occurs" is quite a range where cheating occurs but still faces meaningful limitations.

Routine cheating was still a ton of votes. Which doesn't really include the illegal vote which is also tons of votes.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 09, 2024 04:21 PM (eYoxG)

237 230 Well at least in his case the ass implants have a practical use: Shock absorbers

i am shocked -- shocked! -- that you would say that.

Posted by: anachronda at April 09, 2024 04:21 PM (v3pYe)

238 They have sponsors? This isn't just something filmed on someone's phone for YouTube?
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2024 04:18 PM (DRSnL)

They have a pretty big audience.

But then, there are lots of people on the internet, who have much bigger audiences than the teevee networks. Lots of them film on their phones.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 04:21 PM (UyIta)

239 234 I have a suspicion Barky's 2nd election was the fraud opening
Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 04:20 PM (fwDg9)

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Fraud has been a constant in American elections since the beginning.

However, 2020 lifted any ceiling on fraud. It has only partially been put back in uneven ways. Democrat Secretaries of State outright break the law on massive scales with impunity because no court will demand a redo of a governor's race or jailing of a SoS.

They asked for forgiveness, not permission. They got praised instead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

240 Hochul's lips don't move, she looks like a clown with its jaws wired together.
Those plaster faces look a lot better from 15'.
Posted by: Braenyard at April's

She must be a British upper-class twit.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 09, 2024 04:22 PM (huNFn)

241 234 I have a suspicion Barky's 2nd election was the fraud opening

i saw the fraud open for biden at the polling place in 2020.

Posted by: anachronda at April 09, 2024 04:22 PM (v3pYe)

242 This thread has not yet tied the butt stuff to Brie Larson…

Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2024 04:22 PM (PCK5/)

243
People (relatively normal ones, anyway) on the Left need to come to grips with what their movement is. It's time to shit or get off the pot.

This ain't the old days, or the old ways, anymore. When people on the Left say and do insane things, it's not invective or hyperbole. It's not hypothetical. And it's not something that can just be fixed and/or forgotten when the "other side" gains superiority for awhile.

This is what happens when you WIN. They have supreme power now. It's no longer a game; this is all too real. All the dorm room semantics and fever swamp rhetoric are about to be made flesh and blood, and nobody on the Right can stop it. They've been obsolesced.

So if these Lefties have a shred of morality, they have to leave the ranks and work against their erstwhile coreligionists, or be part of what happens next.

There are no half measures left for the Kasparians of the world, and this kind of fence sitting ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2024 04:23 PM (0FoWg)

244 "This is great!" watching them figure out they are the fuvktards.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 09, 2024 04:23 PM (qZdIZ)

245 >>> Is that a good thing?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 09, 2024 04:19 PM (huNFn)


I'd think the constant mournful wailing would get old but I was dating a chick that would just start eating sardines while I was driving so I can relate I guess.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2024 04:23 PM (Y6IkP)

246 This is an experiment to determine if centering the Horde improves behavior.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 09, 2024 04:24 PM (huNFn)

247 Don’t be fooled by these temporary self serving lucid moments by Leftists. They are mugged and now want change from what their still current political philosophy has created.

A current example is Rob Schneider. He’s all in for RFK Jr now.

That said I acknowledge the Road to Damascus conversions and embrace them. These are not the them.

Posted by: polynikes at April 09, 2024 04:24 PM (MNhXM)

248 242 This thread has not yet tied the butt stuff to Brie Larson…
Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2024 04:22 PM (PCK5/)

It’s supposed to be tied to me! Can’t believe everyone forgot.

Posted by: Hope Solo at April 09, 2024 04:24 PM (9mfKN)

249 I feel so centered...

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 09, 2024 04:24 PM (qZdIZ)

250 >This is an experiment to determine if centering the Horde improves behavior.

Posted by: Northernlurker
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I don't care for it
life needs margins

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 04:24 PM (oCjPU)

251 We still centered and zen

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 09, 2024 04:25 PM (8JpqG)

252 nood


Rand Paul

Posted by: banana Dream at April 09, 2024 04:25 PM (Y6IkP)

253 246 This is an experiment to determine if centering the Horde improves behavior.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 09, 2024 04:24 PM (huNFn)

I would say that the experiment has failed…

Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2024 04:25 PM (PCK5/)

254 Bush winning the election was all they could stand. No more minimalist cheating. They went back, they studied Joseph Kennedy, LBJ, shot it up with steroids and never stopped pumping.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 04:25 PM (2BB5W)

255 have a suspicion Barky's 2nd election was the fraud opening

i saw the fraud open for biden at the polling place in 2020.
Posted by: anachronda at April 09, 2024 04:22 PM (v3pYe)

If you looked what happened in Florida the cheat definitely started in 2012.

Posted by: polynikes at April 09, 2024 04:26 PM (MNhXM)

256
YT is going to issue an on-air apology for Ana's outburst due to threats from sponsors.
Posted by: It'll Happen at
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They have sponsors? This isn't just something filmed on someone's phone for YouTube?
Posted by: Jordan61


TYT has a channel on Pluto TV.

https://www.pluto.tv/live-tv/tyt-network

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2024 04:26 PM (63Dwl)

257 This thread has not yet tied the butt stuff to Brie Larson…
Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2024 04:22 PM (PCK5/)

Everything about her flat butt stems from one photo, a still from the Marvelle movie.

The fact is, no matter how much of a sour faced scold she is, she's freakin' hot as hell. And not getting less hot with age.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 04:26 PM (UyIta)

258 wurst und machenkase
das toot mir MFing lite

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 04:29 PM (oCjPU)

259 12
How about a conniption?

Posted by: Ciampino - All your vapors are belong to youse at April 09, 2024 04:29 PM (qfLjt)

260 she has an ass

https://tinyurl.com/34mkxv4x

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 04:30 PM (oCjPU)

261 The fact is, no matter how much of a sour faced scold she is, she's freakin' hot as hell. And not getting less hot with age.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 04:26 PM (UyIta)

She’s the only reason I care about the movie Free Fire.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 09, 2024 04:30 PM (QCSQH)

262 I'm aware of this Cenk fellow but I don't pay him any attention. Blissfully never heard of Ana K.

Posted by: DanMan at April 09, 2024 03:50 PM (8uzBS)

What, you missed their meltdown on election night 2016? Ana was a brunette back then.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 09, 2024 04:31 PM (w6EFb)

263 How about a conniption?
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That would fit.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 09, 2024 04:31 PM (vtyCZ)

264 I feel...centered.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 09, 2024 04:34 PM (nLFEI)

265 Still right down the middle.

I guess Ace fell asleep.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2024 04:35 PM (aD39U)

266 Don Black is that Ana?

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 04:41 PM (fwDg9)

267 The more they rail against Christianity the more determined I am to defend the faith. Maybe the Law of Unintended Consequences.
Posted by: tubal at April 09, 2024 03:56 PM (PCK5/)


This is a spiritual conflict. The folks that "Love Science Sexually (tm)" have ushered-in infanticide by the millions, euthanasia of the mentally retarded and elderly, genital mutilations of the mentally ill, grooming children to be playthings for pederasts, and Earth-worship. It has become very obvious that they are minions of Satan.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 09, 2024 05:16 PM (pJWtt)

268 "Yered Licona . . . says polymers injected into her rear end without her knowledge had suddenly solidified on a plane to Canada."

Of course they did, as soon as they hit that Canadian cold!

Posted by: Ciampino - All your polymers are belong to youse at April 09, 2024 05:23 PM (qfLjt)

269 186 It's been said that the Brazilian judge dresses like Darth Vader, but I noticed that his face is like Ming the Merciless.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 09, 2024 04:08 PM (cf/0E)
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And when TSHTF at the counter-revolucion I wonder what his face will look like then!

Posted by: Ciampino - All your shit are belong to youse at April 09, 2024 05:26 PM (qfLjt)

270 I live up the road from Amherst and it is indeed a shithole of progressive politics and run basically by UMASS...

Posted by: Eric at April 10, 2024 04:55 AM (LDch5)

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