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Surprise! Leftwing Pressure Groups Conspire with Propaganda Media to Fill the Airwaves with Fake Climate Panic Stories

I never would have guessed!

The climate panic story they invented and pushed for Easter was "climate change is making chocolate more expensive."

Ahead of the Easter weekend, multiple media outlets reported that chocolate prices are soaring, and according to the coverage, the main culprit driving the inflating costs is climate change.

Across multiple platforms, the reports followed a similar message, using similar language to describe the problem and its causes -- and the reports all came out the same week.

"Easter egg prices soar as cocoa crops are hit by climate crisis and exploitation," the Guardian reported on Good Friday. The article blames the shortage of cocoa, which is used to make chocolate, on rising prices of fertilizers, deforestation, illegal mining practices and "extreme weather events."

The article doesn't provide any details on these alleged events, but it does mention El Niño, which is a warming of the ocean surface in the central and eastern tropical Pacific Ocean. It causes changes in weather patterns during the cycle. This cycle was recorded long before carbon dioxide emissions were a factor in the atmosphere.

An National Public Radio segment, which also ran on Good Friday, interviewed its business correspondent, who said "farmers there [in the Ivory Coast and Ghana] have been facing extreme weather, changing climate patterns, which have just decimated crop harvests." NPR provided no data or sourcing for the environmental claims.

Writing in The Conversation, reporter Jack Marley's headline suggests that climate change "may" be the culprit, and he then goes on to write that "food production globally is facing an increasingly hostile climate."

While African cocoa farmers in 2023 may have had a bad year, crop data doesn't show any downward trends in African yields. Between 2007 and 2022, cocoa yields actually went up. This is true for many crops in many regions across the world, including rice, soybeans, wheat and corn. This data is easy to find, but not a single article on rising chocolate prices in any of these media outlets mentioned this mitigating data.

Marley didn't respond to questions if he was aware of this data or if he ever sought it out.

Shaping a uniform narrative

The Guardian, NPR and The Conversation are among the hundreds of media outlets associated with or listed as partners with an organization called Covering Climate Now (CCN), which encourages reporters to insert "climate crisis" narratives into all their stories.


Covering Climate Now boasts partnerships with hundreds of major media outlets across the world. According to CCN, its partners have a combined audience of 2 billion people -- one-fourth of the globe's population -- in 57 countries.

The group provides advice to reporters on all beats to not only insert a "climate crisis" narrative into every beat, but also how to cover the topic. This includes telling journalists not to platform what it calls "denialists," which includes anyone who "ridicules" climate activists or suggests that climate change is not producing a global emergency.

The site is full of tips on what language to use, how to write headlines and suggested stories for journalists to cover, all in line with an anti-fossil message. It suggests avoiding "fake experts." To determine the value of experts a reporter might interview, CCN points them to the activist website DeSmog, which demonizes anyone, even those on the left, who in any way dispute the "climate crisis" narrative.

The Covering Climate Now section on solutions to what it says is an indisputable crisis leaves no room for fossil fuel use, even though experts say that rapidly eliminating them is not only unrealistic, it would necessitate the collapse of civilization.

...

The organization encourages reporters to make statements attributing "extreme weather" to climate change, even in the absence of any data to support the claims.

"Even in the absence of explicit attribution data, it's accurate to say that climate change is making extreme weather more common and more severe," CCN tells its partnered media organizations. It then provides tips for language journalists can use to blame "extreme weather" on climate change for any story.

Read the whole thing at Just the News.

BTW, I barely slept last night and I'm really phoning it in today. It's basically a sick day where I (barely) show up for work.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:13 PM




Comments

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1 I just assume that everything in most of the media is either an outright lie or is distorted until it is effectively a lie.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 09, 2024 01:15 PM (pohLc)

2 Yo

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 09, 2024 01:16 PM (8JpqG)

3 And it seems that Trump makes up at least 25% of their articles, or rather hit jobs. Followed by hit jobs on anyone supporting him.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 09, 2024 01:16 PM (pohLc)

4 The article blames the shortage of cocoa, which is used to make chocolate, on rising prices of fertilizers, deforestation, illegal mining practices and "extreme weather events."
---
One of these things is not like the others. All of the others can be influenced by humans. But the one that's the most dangerous cannot.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2024 01:16 PM (7fElN)

5 As an aside; FIRST BITCHES!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 09, 2024 01:17 PM (pohLc)

6 Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 09, 2024 01:15 PM (pohLc)

Everything is a PsyOp until shown otherwise

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 09, 2024 01:17 PM (8JpqG)

7 BTW, I barely slept last night and I'm really phoning it in today. It's basically a sick day where I (barely) show up for work.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:13 PM
---
That climate change is a real bastard when it prevents an Ewok from getting a full night's rest!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2024 01:17 PM (7fElN)

8 "indisputable crisis leaves no room for fossil fuel use, even though experts say that rapidly eliminating them is not only unrealistic, it would necessitate the collapse of civilization."

Isn't that what they want?

Posted by: BignJames at April 09, 2024 01:17 PM (AwYPR)

9 So, another reason to hate the Media.

Tomorrow's news is totally legit though.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 09, 2024 01:17 PM (Z8Yh2)

10 So I guess we're all gonna die

Posted by: doug at April 09, 2024 01:18 PM (8/lc0)

11 I think cocoa demand is going up quickly as more and more people in Asia can afford it.

Not that journalists can be expected to understand supply and demand.

I have also seen articles claiming that demand will outstrip the supply, again written by people who don't understand how prices work.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:18 PM (z/ifB)

12 Well, you can't have my glucose screening drink, because I just chugged it. Sorry, Ace!

Posted by: pookysgirl needs some answers today at April 09, 2024 01:18 PM (dtlDP)

13 just saw a piece, i think it was reuters, saying that the last ten months were all the warmest months in history.

from the u.n.:
"July 2023 is the hottest month ever recorded"

also from the wash post:
"Wait, Does America Suddenly Have a Record Number of Bees?"

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 09, 2024 01:19 PM (B1FKF)

14 It's not that every single one of the Republicans in office don't know these are astroturfed lies, it's that they need those lies so they can push the Uniparty agenda.

Also: This is true for EVERY issue pushed by the left.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2024 01:19 PM (yikga)

15 Ace, why are you having such trouble sleeping?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024 01:19 PM (9yWhg)

16 Greta von Thule, now legally an adult, was recently arrested in Holland protesting in the street. There were about 30 climate cultists blocking traffic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 01:19 PM (p4w7z)

17 Milkyway Darks are the best candy bar on the market right now. Try one or four.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 09, 2024 01:19 PM (Z8Yh2)

18 Another Gov't op. They all are.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

19 "El Nino, which is Spanish for... The Nino!"

I miss Chris Farley so much.

Posted by: pookysgirl does NOT live in a van down by the river at April 09, 2024 01:20 PM (dtlDP)

20 16 Greta von Thule, now legally an adult, was recently arrested in Holland protesting in the street. There were about 30 climate cultists blocking traffic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 01:19 PM (p4w7z)

They should try that in Taiwan...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

21 I barely slept last night and I'm really phoning it in today. It's basically a sick day where I (barely) show up for work.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

So, a normal day, but you're not feeling well? (Joking! Please don't smite me, or cast me into yonder barrel!!!)

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 09, 2024 01:20 PM (JCZqz)

22 Meanwhile

Arctic pack ice thickest ever.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 01:20 PM (p4w7z)

23 So, I'm going through something similar right now.

The monster films by Ishiro Honda are almost all anti-nuclear. Outright anti-nuclear.

And the deeper I get into his filmography, the more ridiculous the effects of nuclear radiation are supposed to be. In The H-Man, nuclear radiation turns people into goo monsters who dissolve other people when they touch them.

That's just ridiculous, but it's tied to this anti-nuclear stance in the film. Does that help or hurt the idea that nuclear energy is bad?

I think that, in the long run, it hurts because it leads people to become dismissive of anti-nuclear arguments. "Oh, you're one of those people who think that nuclear bombs are going to wake up dinosaurs, or something."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

24 it would necessitate the collapse of civilization


Feature, not bug.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024 01:20 PM (9yWhg)

25 > BTW, I barely slept last night and I'm really phoning it in today. It's basically a sick day where I (barely) show up for work.
____________

Federal employee?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2024 01:21 PM (Q4IgG)

26 It's basically a sick day where I (barely) show up for work.


That's like every day for us!

Posted by: Government Bureaucrats Everywhere at April 09, 2024 01:21 PM (8Ejqr)

27 19 "El Nino, which is Spanish for... The Nino!"

I miss Chris Farley so much.

Posted by: pookysgirl does NOT live in a van down by the river at April 09, 2024 01:20 PM (dtlDP)

The La Brea Tarpits. Literally translates to:
The the tar Tarpits.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:21 PM (ynpvh)

28 once again confirming something we have known for (at least) the past decade or so ... though the origin of the fraud goes back 50 years or more.

#8 sums it up nicely!
it's cute how they think that they will be magically exempt, and will come out at the top of the heap in the end, lol.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 01:21 PM (PFYt9)

29 Maybe...Reason Seattle Mariners can't hit curve ball due to Climate Change?

Posted by: MR. KIM at April 09, 2024 01:21 PM (DGlaL)

30 Greta von Thule, now legally an adult, was recently arrested in Holland protesting in the street. There were about 30 climate cultists blocking traffic.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 01:19 PM (p4w7z)

...

Maybe her hero is Rachel Corrie.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:22 PM (z/ifB)

31 22 Meanwhile

Arctic pack ice thickest ever.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 01:20 PM (p4w7z)

Well, maybe in last 30-50 years.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:22 PM (ynpvh)

32 All the Leftists spew is Propaganda

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 01:22 PM (fwDg9)

33 -
"Covering Climate Now" ... "encourages reporters"

How?

Money? Blow Jobs? Coding lessons?

Inquiring,
Mindless

Posted by: Marooned at April 09, 2024 01:22 PM (kt8QE)

34 BTW, I barely slept last night and I'm really phoning it in today. It's basically a sick day where I (barely) show up for work.

I'm feeling the same. I can barely keep my eyes open. Fortunately, I don't have to work for a living anymore.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2024 01:22 PM (CsUN+)

35 The La Brea Tarpits. Literally translates to:
The the tar Tarpits.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:21 PM (ynpvh)

Gobi desert, same thing.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:22 PM (z/ifB)

36 Milkyway Darks are the best candy bar on the market right now. Try one or four.
Posted by: DOYLE at April 09, 2024 01:19 PM (Z8Yh2)

You got that right! Oh, wait. Never mind.

Posted by: Pete Bootygag at April 09, 2024 01:22 PM (tkR6S)

37 TJM

But fire can destroy the H-Men!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 01:22 PM (p4w7z)

38 These puny humans think they can control the weather...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 09, 2024 01:22 PM (MeG8a)

39 and from 'scientific american' last november:

"The planet just saw the hottest span of 12 months in human history because of climate change driven by the burning of fossil fuels."

meanwhile in the ny area I don't recall it being particularly warm last summer. last 100 degree day where i buzz was in july 1993

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 09, 2024 01:23 PM (B1FKF)

40 I miss Chris Farley so much.

Posted by: pookysgirl does NOT live in a van down by the river at April 09, 2024 01:20 PM (dtlDP)

...

Every year when the march madness tournament comes around I rewatch the ads he did for them. They're amazing.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:23 PM (z/ifB)

41 37 TJM

But fire can destroy the H-Men!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 01:22 PM (p4w7z)

=======

The fire was so big, I thought it was supposed to consume Tokyo and be a warning, or something.

But nope. It's all good. Setting all of Tokyo's rivers on fire hundreds of feet high has no lasting or negative consequences.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

42 An National Public Radio segment, which also ran on Good Friday, interviewed its business correspondent, who said "farmers there [in the Ivory Coast and Ghana] have been facing extreme weather, changing climate patterns, which have just decimated crop harvests."
_________________

This is just the 2024 version of "my girlfriend lives in Canada, you wouldn't know her."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:23 PM (dpmG8)

43 Remember when the banks started failing and the government decided they were to big to fail, and they "bailed out" the banks. Well the government has decided that WE aren't too big to fail, and they have instituted a new policy called a "bail in". What that means is if the bank starts to fail, they'll be able to legally confiscate our deposits to protect themselves. Nice huh? And no, I'm not kidding, this is a real thing, you just haven't heard about it. Now you know why the government wants to grab your guns, they figure you might be upset at central bankers when they pull this shit, and they don't want you shooting at them.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 09, 2024 01:23 PM (CecP5)

44 BTW, I barely slept last night and I'm really phoning it in today. It's basically a sick day where I (barely) show up for work.

DITTO!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 09, 2024 01:23 PM (wtvvX)

45 Back in the day, journolist was an embarrassment for the Media Industrial Complex, but they've since just gotten better at coordinating "stories" for their various outlets.

Still, I'm sure an enterprising journalist COULD discover the sources of these stories, and we'd all be shocked at how coordinated they really are.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 01:24 PM (q8kR1)

46 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

Heh! I tried to watch Battlefield Earth last night. I thought it was pretty stupid and it is. Makes me wonder if L. Ron Hubbard wrote that crap or if the screenwriters Starship Trooper'sd it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 09, 2024 01:24 PM (pohLc)

47 BREAKING: Climate Change Isn't Doing A Fucking Thing Because It Doesn't Exist

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:24 PM (ZxmOG)

48 and from 'scientific american' last november:

"The planet just saw the hottest span of 12 months in human history because of climate change driven by the burning of fossil fuels."
______________

Scientific American is neither.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:24 PM (dpmG8)

49 Univ. of Washington conducted secret cloud seeding experiments from USS Hornet in an attempt to make clouds reflect more sunlight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 01:25 PM (p4w7z)

50 "indisputable crisis leaves no room for fossil fuel use, even though experts say that rapidly eliminating them is not only unrealistic, it would necessitate the collapse of civilization."

Isn't that what they want?
Posted by: BignJames



They do not realize that that isn't what they want.
Collapse civilization. Then, might makes right.

There will be no one coming to save them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 01:25 PM (6GRih)

51 41 37 TJM

But fire can destroy the H-Men!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 01:22 PM (p4w7z)

=======

The fire was so big, I thought it was supposed to consume Tokyo and be a warning, or something.

But nope. It's all good. Setting all of Tokyo's rivers on fire hundreds of feet high has no lasting or negative consequences.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

Yup. And don't mention the millions of Japanese (and American) lives saved by those two small nukes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:25 PM (ynpvh)

52 "Covering Climate Now boasts partnerships with hundreds of major media outlets across the world. According to CCN, its partners have a combined audience of 2 billion people -- one-fourth of the globe's population -- in 57 countries."

I'm calling bullshit. This sounds like CCN sucking its own dick with both hands. CCN is probably mostly one creepy homosexual in his parent's basement jerking off a lot. I went to their website. It's glossy enough but gives little info on who these fucknuggets actually are. There's a "who we are" section of about 10 weirdos with what seem like mostly made-up titles.

The media is already deep in the tank for climate change narratives. No need for any outside influencers.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

53 Meanwhile

Arctic pack ice thickest ever.

Posted by: Anna Puma

Global warming near the equator has driven all of the sea ice to congregate at the poles.

Posted by: Science Settler at April 09, 2024 01:25 PM (hCzfy)

54 Willowed and related because EVs:

Dang, I just looked, and 1.7% (manual transmission equipped) of all vehicle sales is over 260K, which *IS* greater than total non-Tesla EV sales.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (WCiZg)

55 "BTW, I barely slept last night and I'm really phoning it in today. It's basically a sick day where I (barely) show up for work.'"

_________


Mmmm, worried about the climate huh?

Posted by: McLurkerson at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (wNDOJ)

56 51 Yup. And don't mention the millions of Japanese (and American) lives saved by those two small nukes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:25 PM (ynpvh)

========

The anti-nuke Japanese crowd, for some reason, never bring up Japanese war crimes across its nearly decade long conflict in China and the Pacific.

Probably just an oversight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

57
I think that, in the long run, it hurts because it leads people to become dismissive of anti-nuclear arguments. "Oh, you're one of those people who think that nuclear bombs are going to wake up dinosaurs, or something."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

I dunno. I think maybe we should spread a rumor around that if the earth warms up the dinosaurs will thaw in their ice caves.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (z/ifB)

58 Don't panic!

Posted by: Lance Corporal Jones at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (4I/2K)

59 Jobs can help with curveball, Jesus a good man, but no help with curveball

Posted by: Pedro Cerrano at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (Z8Xq7)

60 Hope you feel better soon, Ace. Or were you up late partying? Looking at that gaseous moon?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (w6EFb)

61 20 16 Greta von Thule, now legally an adult, was recently arrested in Holland protesting in the street. There were about 30 climate cultists blocking traffic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 01:19 PM (p4w7z)

They should try that in Taiwan...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:20 PM (ynpvh)

Or Tianenman AquRE.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (wtvvX)

62 54 Willowed and related because EVs:

Dang, I just looked, and 1.7% (manual transmission equipped) of all vehicle sales is over 260K, which *IS* greater than total non-Tesla EV sales.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (WCiZg)

=======

Why exclude Tesla?

That would be like excluding Toyota from car sales figures.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

63 In order to justify ruining the quality of life for 99% of the people on this planet, you have to have a really big, really scary problem that can only be fixed by sacrificing money and power to those who promise to save us.

Posted by: Emmie at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (Sf2cq)

64 Univ. of Washington conducted secret cloud seeding experiments from USS Hornet in an attempt to make clouds reflect more sunlight.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 01:25 PM (p4w7z)

Need some frogmen with limpet mines.

Posted by: Pete Bootygag at April 09, 2024 01:27 PM (tkR6S)

65 57 I dunno. I think maybe we should spread a rumor around that if the earth warms up the dinosaurs will thaw in their ice caves.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (z/ifB)

=========

"I can come up with a special effect for that."
-Eiji Tsuburaya

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

66 F*cking autocorrect ****Jobs=Jobu******

Posted by: Pedro Cerrano at April 09, 2024 01:27 PM (Z8Xq7)

67 The La Brea Tarpits. Literally translates to:
The the tar Tarpits.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:21 PM (ynpvh)

=====

See also: chai tea

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2024 01:27 PM (DRSnL)

68 *Square*, that is...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 09, 2024 01:27 PM (wtvvX)

69 Maybe her hero is Rachel Corrie.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:22 PM (z/ifB)

_____

From your lips...

Posted by: McLurkerson at April 09, 2024 01:27 PM (wNDOJ)

70
47 BREAKING: Climate Change Isn't Doing A Fucking Thing Because It Doesn't Exist

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:24 PM (ZxmOG)

Except in the minds of libbies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:27 PM (ynpvh)

71 Now in retirement I spend some time evaluating why some of my days are better than others. As best as I can figure it all boils down to 3 things. Sleep, regular bowel movements and smaller meals eaten EARLY, like before 6pm.
Take away any of those things away and I suffer.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 09, 2024 01:27 PM (MeG8a)

72 BTW, I barely slept last night and I'm really phoning it in today. It's basically a sick day where I (barely) show up for work.

DITTO!
Posted by: Tex Lovera


Cow orker was out last week with Covid. Doctor's orders. Four day quarantine. Only.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 01:28 PM (6GRih)

73 Didn't you just write a Post on your new improved sleeping schedule?

Or, am I thinking of a different Smart Military Blogger?

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 01:28 PM (lknh/)

74 48 and from 'scientific american' last november:

"The planet just saw the hottest span of 12 months in human history because of climate change driven by the burning of fossil fuels."
______________

Scientific American is neither.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:24 PM (dpmG

Well, human history must've only existed in the last year then.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:28 PM (ynpvh)

75 Is it a cooler than average spring?

Then again, I recall "April showers bring May flowers", and snow would stick until April.

Either way, it's "anthropomorphic climate change"!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2024 01:28 PM (cOq4q)

76 Why exclude Tesla?

That would be like excluding Toyota from car sales figures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

-

It's a luxury car / statement purchase by gay white males in households making $150K+ and not representative of the market.

Looking at the Hyundais and Hondas is a more realistic measurement.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:29 PM (WCiZg)

77 Now in retirement I spend some time evaluating why some of my days are better than others. As best as I can figure it all boils down to 3 things. Sleep, regular bowel movements and smaller meals eaten EARLY, like before 6pm.
Take away any of those things away and I suffer.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Tight p*ssy, loose shoes & a warm place to sh*t.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 01:29 PM (6GRih)

78 53 Meanwhile

Arctic pack ice thickest ever.

Posted by: Anna Puma

Global warming near the equator has driven all of the sea ice to congregate at the poles.

Posted by: Science Settler at April 09, 2024 01:25 PM (hCzfy)

And it's been voting?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:29 PM (ynpvh)

79 The anti-nuke Japanese crowd, for some reason, never bring up Japanese war crimes across its nearly decade long conflict in China and the Pacific.

Probably just an oversight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

Somebody needs to ask the Chinese or Koreans, or Philipinos how they felt about us nuking poo poo outta Japan.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 09, 2024 01:29 PM (pohLc)

80 You do not hate leftists and the media enogh.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 09, 2024 01:29 PM (17s+e)

81 "El Nino, which is Spanish for... The Nino!"

I miss Chris Farley so much.
Posted by: pookysgirl does NOT live in a van down by the river at April 09, 2024 01:20 PM (dtlDP)

Can someone explain to me why Shane Gillis is suddenly everyone's favorite comedian? I just don't see it.

He's like the Taylor Swift of comedy. Somehow, someway he's been chosen, and we're all supposed to believe he's the best. I tried watching his "special" a while ago, and I'm sorry, it's just not funny. Neither were ANY of the clips shown, when he was anointed the Returned King of SNL.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 01:29 PM (n7c6k)

82 an indisputable crisis
_________________

I dispute it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:29 PM (dpmG8)

83 The neat part is that the non-Tesla number include other exotics like Porsche and the like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:29 PM (WCiZg)

84 Why exclude Tesla?

That would be like excluding Toyota from car sales figures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

Perhaps because most of the other EV's come from manufacturers which also have manual transmissions in their product line?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 01:29 PM (tkR6S)

85 56 51 Yup. And don't mention the millions of Japanese (and American) lives saved by those two small nukes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:25 PM (ynpvh)

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The anti-nuke Japanese crowd, for some reason, never bring up Japanese war crimes across its nearly decade long conflict in China and the Pacific.

Probably just an oversight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

https://youtu.be/dmhgcC5dYkE

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:30 PM (ynpvh)

86 Now in retirement I spend some time evaluating why some of my days are better than others. As best as I can figure it all boils down to 3 things. Sleep, regular bowel movements and smaller meals eaten EARLY, like before 6pm.
Take away any of those things away and I suffer.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 09, 2024 01:27 PM (MeG8a)

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I'm a while away from retirement, but yeah, if I eat or drink anything other than water after 6pm, my sleep suffers.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2024 01:30 PM (DRSnL)

87 The Climate Crisises and Extreme Weather Events are adversely impacting tax return filings, fees, and tax payments! It's a bloody disaster!!11!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2024 01:30 PM (4I/2K)

88 >>Univ. of Washington conducted secret cloud seeding experiments from USS Hornet in an attempt to make clouds reflect more sunlight.


Anyone East of them should be thinking about suing for damages inflicted.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 01:30 PM (lknh/)

89 farmers there [in the Ivory Coast and Ghana] have been facing extreme weather, changing climate patterns, which have just decimated crop harvests."
_________________

This is just the 2024 version of "my girlfriend lives in Canada, you wouldn't know her."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:23 PM (dpmG

There is no chance those same journalists could find those places on a map, either.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:30 PM (z/ifB)

90 March is 10th straight month to be hottest on record, scientists say. Source: NPR/AP March 2024 averaged 14.14 degrees Celsius, exceeding the previous record from 2016 by a tenth of a degree, according to Copernicus data. It was 1.68 degrees C warmer than in the late 1800s, the base used for temperatures before the burning of fossil fuels began growing rapidly.

Scientists say the record-breaking heat during this time wasn't entirely surprising due to a strong El Nino, a climatic condition that warms the central Pacific and changes global weather patterns.

"But its combination with the non-natural marine heat waves made these records so breathtaking," said Woodwell Climate Research Center scientist Jennifer Francis.


We have doomed our descendants. Food will be expensive in rich countries. In poor countries it will be scarce to non-existent. Tens of millions, maybe hundreds of millions, will die horrible deaths due to famine.

There is little to no chance to avoid any of this at this point. We squandered the opportunity to address the problem in pursuit of profits and an easy lifestyle. Our descendants will curse us for millennia.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 09, 2024 01:30 PM (JCZqz)

91 If you shock an animal often enough, it will stop responding.

I'm there.

Posted by: Patrick Carroll at April 09, 2024 01:31 PM (uwk9a)

92 66 F*cking autocorrect ****Jobs=Jobu******

Posted by: Pedro Cerrano at April 09, 2024 01:27 PM (Z8Xq7)

Jobu = Japanese jobs?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:31 PM (ynpvh)

93 Univ. of Washington conducted secret cloud seeding experiments from USS Hornet

-

Wait...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:31 PM (WCiZg)

94 Recall every year from 2000 to 2018 was the HOTTEST YEAR ON RECORD yet global temperatures declined.

Neat trick!!!

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:31 PM (ZxmOG)

95 Why exclude Tesla?

That would be like excluding Toyota from car sales figures.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

If you figure that Tesla produces no manual transmissions, and other manufacturers of electric vehicles also produce ice vehicles with manual transmissions, then it's a fair comparison that they produce more of one than the other.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 09, 2024 01:31 PM (hCzfy)

96 84 Perhaps because most of the other EV's come from manufacturers which also have manual transmissions in their product line?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 01:29 PM (tkR6S)

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It's not a comparison of manufacturers, but a comparison of manual transmissions sold vs. EVs sold.

Any manipulation beyond that is mean to obfuscate the point and claim victory where there isn't one in a fight that doesn't matter very much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

97 At least two missed the point of manual tranny comment as I see it.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 09, 2024 01:32 PM (Z8Yh2)

98 The Guardian, NPR and The Conversation are among the hundreds of media outlets associated with or listed as partners with an organization called Covering Climate Now (CCN), which encourages reporters to insert "climate crisis" narratives into all their stories.

Covering Climate Now boasts partnerships with hundreds of major media outlets across the world. According to CCN, its partners have a combined audience of 2 billion people -- one-fourth of the globe's population -- in 57 countries.

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'Cause we totes have a free press.

So, who are CCN? Where's the money from? Who's behind it? Some "non-profit" activist group with wild influence is nothing new. That's how contemporary American fascism works. It's just SOP. I didn't know this particular outfit's name, but whatever. This is how it always goes in almost cases cases.

But who are CCN? Who are the men behind the curtain, and where does the month come from? Who's ambition are they serving?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:32 PM (HnUIn)

99 "El Nino, which is Spanish for... The Nino!"

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Just had to go look up that clip. No idea how I can still LOL at that, but I did.

Posted by: McLurkerson at April 09, 2024 01:32 PM (wNDOJ)

100 >>"But its combination with the non-natural marine heat waves made these records so breathtaking," said Woodwell Climate Research Center scientist Jennifer Francis.


Almost as if some Undersea Volcano erupted and filled the Ocean with sediment, raising its heat carrying capacity.

Almost.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 01:32 PM (lknh/)

101 62 54 Willowed and related because EVs:

Dang, I just looked, and 1.7% (manual transmission equipped) of all vehicle sales is over 260K, which *IS* greater than total non-Tesla EV sales.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (WCiZg)

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Why exclude Tesla?

That would be like excluding Toyota from car sales figures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)
______

Yea. I would love to see manuals out-selling EVs. But if you remove from EV sales the only brand really selling in volume that's not a fair comparison. I'm also surprised that 260k cars were sold in 2023 with a stick. I would have thought it was much lower. I wonder whether the 1.7% of sales number is based off something less than the total number of all vehicles sold in the USA?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

102 90 There is little to no chance to avoid any of this at this point. We squandered the opportunity to address the problem in pursuit of profits and an easy lifestyle. Our descendants will curse us for millennia.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 09, 2024 01:30 PM (JCZqz)

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Well, then give up on trying.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

103 Burn, baby burn!
It's a Climate Infernooo...

Posted by: THE TRAMMPS at April 09, 2024 01:32 PM (wtvvX)

104 The anti-nuke Japanese crowd, for some reason, never bring up Japanese war crimes across its nearly decade long conflict in China and the Pacific.

Probably just an oversight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)
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I can tell you why: because they don't know about Japanese war crimes. They're not taught it, and the whole matter is very hush-hush.

I was in the home of a Japanese colleague whose wife rather sanctimoniously asked me how I felt when I visited Hiroshima.

Not wanting to be a bad guest, but also not wanting to let that pass unremarked, I replied, "Pretty much the way I felt when I visited Nanking."

She looked puzzled. She had NO clue what I was talking about.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:32 PM (dpmG8)

105 A big solar wind from the Sun's coming and it will EMT the earth.
Primitive analogue societies will overwhelm us and eat our women and children.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 01:32 PM (2BB5W)

106 76 Why exclude Tesla?

That would be like excluding Toyota from car sales figures.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

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It's a luxury car / statement purchase by gay white males in households making $150K+ and not representative of the market.

Looking at the Hyundais and Hondas is a more realistic measurement.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:29 PM (WCiZg)

Means there are lots of those folks living in my general neighborhood...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:32 PM (ynpvh)

107 "Even in the absence of explicit attribution data, it's accurate to say that climate change is making extreme weather more common and more severe," CCN tells its partnered media organizations. It then provides tips for language journalists can use to blame "extreme weather" on climate change for any story.
++++
#citationNeeded

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:32 PM (HnUIn)

108 Meanwhile

Arctic pack ice thickest ever.

Posted by: Anna Puma

Global warming near the equator has driven all of the sea ice to congregate at the poles.


The damn polar bears are pushing all the ice northward.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2024 01:32 PM (CsUN+)

109 82 an indisputable crisis
_________________

I dispute it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:29 PM (dpmG

That'll cost you another 5 quid.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:33 PM (ynpvh)

110 @47

>>BREAKING: Climate Change Isn't Doing A Fucking Thing Because It Doesn't Exist

Let's not get it twisted, climate change exists, has since the earth formed and cooled enough to have a stableish atmosphere.

What doesn't exist is anthropomorphic climate change.

Well, only in models.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 01:33 PM (XV/Pl)

111 Anyone East of them should be thinking about suing for damages inflicted.
Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 01:30 PM (lknh/)

...

I think the states at one time were going to sue each other over acid rain.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:33 PM (z/ifB)

112 110
Well, only in models.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 01:33 PM (XV/Pl)

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What kind?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:33 PM (GBKbO)

113 Ace, have you tried magnesium supplements for sleep ?

It really helps me and I don't believe in all the hocus pocus supplements. I know a couple other people that swear by it as well.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (NtVYv)

114 Idol in the movie Major League. “Are you telling me Jesus can’t hit a curveball?!!?”

Posted by: Pedro Cerrano at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (Z8Xq7)

115 102 90 There is little to no chance to avoid any of this at this point. We squandered the opportunity to address the problem in pursuit of profits and an easy lifestyle. Our descendants will curse us for millennia.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 09, 2024 01:30 PM (JCZqz)

========

Well, then give up on trying.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)
____________

Yep. If they really believed that, they'd just say "Fuggit."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (dpmG8)

116 Ace, I too was short on sleep on Sunday night -- only about four hours' worth. I dragged all day long on Monday. Melatonin, magnesium, and exhaustion got me a good seven last night. I hope it's repeatable.

Is that CBD oil working for you? Is it worth the money?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (J2vNu)

117 Also, the bees are ok. We've been hearing that panic for a decade now.

Posted by: brak at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (AR07F)

118 >>Even in the absence of explicit attribution data, it's accurate to say


Tell me you don't Science without telling me you don't Science.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (lknh/)

119 Our descendants will curse us for millennia.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 09, 2024 01:30 PM (JCZqz)

Huh. Can you get a descendant by sticking your dick in another man's hairy ass?

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (ZxmOG)

120 Our descendants will curse us for millennia.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 09, 2024 01:30 PM (JCZqz)

You're quite right about that but not for the reasons you listed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (4I/2K)

121 I know climate change is making the line at the DMV longer.

It must be that.

Has nothing to do with government employees working from home three days a week.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (lTGtQ)

122 Howdy Ace, Horde

You'd think the Greenstapo would like it when Arctic ice melts and drowns polar bears. Those critters are WHITE, man!

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (JcnCJ)

123 It's not a comparison of manufacturers, but a comparison of manual transmissions sold vs. EVs sold.

Any manipulation beyond that is mean to obfuscate the point and claim victory where there isn't one in a fight that doesn't matter very much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

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Honda Accord buyers aren't cross shopping Teslas.

Tesla buyers ARE cross shopping Panameras and other similar priced luxury cars. Unless they're buying it as a statement.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (WCiZg)

124 Our descendants will curse us for millennia.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 09, 2024 01:30 PM (JCZqz)

Huh. Can you get a descendant by sticking your dick in another man's hairy ass?
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (ZxmOG)

Klingon babies!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2024 01:35 PM (4I/2K)

125 I was in the home of a Japanese colleague whose wife rather sanctimoniously asked me how I felt when I visited Hiroshima.

Not wanting to be a bad guest, but also not wanting to let that pass unremarked, I replied, "Pretty much the way I felt when I visited Nanking."

She looked puzzled. She had NO clue what I was talking about.


I think that was a good answer, although I don't equate the two in any way. Nanjing was simple barbarism inflicted on a people to cow them into submission after being invaded. Hiroshima was an attempt to stop the war they started. It worked.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2024 01:35 PM (CsUN+)

126 What doesn't exist is anthropomorphic climate change.

Well, only in models.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 01:33 PM (XV/Pl)
_______________

Computer models were used in filming "Jurassic Park."

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:35 PM (dpmG8)

127 Our descendants will curse us for millennia.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 09, 2024 01:30 PM (JCZqz)
++++
Quite true. The reasons are all wrong, but the assertion is, at the end of it all, correct.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:35 PM (HnUIn)

128 Recall every year from 2000 to 2018 was the HOTTEST YEAR ON RECORD yet global temperatures declined.

Neat trick!!!
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:31 PM (ZxmOG)

It was pointed out some years ago, all these so-called records are bullshit. They move the gauges around, to get the results they want. For many locations, they're next to airports, on concrete.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 01:35 PM (n7c6k)

129 I call my maple syrup "CBD oil" every time I put it on my french toast.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:35 PM (ZxmOG)

130 105 A big solar wind from the Sun's coming and it will EMT the earth.
Primitive analogue societies will overwhelm us and eat our women and children.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 01:32 PM (2BB5W)

Sun shoulda used Gas-X?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:35 PM (ynpvh)

131 We've had "12 years to save the earth" since...the 80s? And yet we are all still here

Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2024 01:36 PM (ibTVg)

132 [Desperately tries to add "Context" box with misinformation from the UN and Wikipedia]

Posted by: Obese Purple-Haired Googlecensor at April 09, 2024 01:36 PM (Zz86T)

133 So, I should buy chocolate futures?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2024 01:36 PM (XeU6L)

134 104 I can tell you why: because they don't know about Japanese war crimes. They're not taught it, and the whole matter is very hush-hush.

I was in the home of a Japanese colleague whose wife rather sanctimoniously asked me how I felt when I visited Hiroshima.

Not wanting to be a bad guest, but also not wanting to let that pass unremarked, I replied, "Pretty much the way I felt when I visited Nanking."

She looked puzzled. She had NO clue what I was talking about.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:32 PM (dpmG

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That's modern day, which makes sense.

But even in the 50s, with people who were around at the time who saw and heard of things like the institutional orders that led to widespread warcrimes, there's no talk. Because it's hard to deal with that you were on a side so evil for so long. It becomes cognitive dissonance until you intentionally forget the bad things.

That makes sense, but I just can't let go of the self-righteousness from certain Japanese people at the time around the topic. This was a nation that did literally rape Nanking, and they're trying to make themselves out to be the undeserving losers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

135 We have doomed our descendants. Food will be expensive in rich countries. In poor countries it will be scarce to non-existent. Tens of millions, maybe hundreds of millions, will die horrible deaths due to famine.

There is little to no chance to avoid any of this at this point. We squandered the opportunity to address the problem in pursuit of profits and an easy lifestyle. Our descendants will curse us for millennia.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions


If hundreds of millions die, you won't have descendants. Children will suffer first.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 01:36 PM (6GRih)

136 107 "Even in the absence of explicit attribution data, it's accurate to say that climate change is making extreme weather more common and more severe," CCN tells its partnered media organizations. It then provides tips for language journalists can use to blame "extreme weather" on climate change for any story.
++++
#citationNeeded
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:32 PM (HnUIn)
________

Yea and I banged all 12 Maxim cover models last night in a monster orgy. No attribution or supporting proof will be offered.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

137 Is that CBD oil working for you? Is it worth the money?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (J2vNu)

Of course CBD oil works. Have you ever heard CBD squeak?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 01:36 PM (tkR6S)

138 @101

>>Yea. I would love to see manuals out-selling EVs.

The reasons for owning a manual have evaporated with the advent of advancements in automatic transmission design.

They are still fun to drive in the right circumstances but for everyday driving they are sub-optimal.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 01:36 PM (XV/Pl)

139 113 Ace, have you tried magnesium supplements for sleep ?

It really helps me and I don't believe in all the hocus pocus supplements. I know a couple other people that swear by it as well.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (NtVYv)

Too much Mg and you'll have the runs. That kinda conflicts with sleeping well, unless you're Joey Bidet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:36 PM (ynpvh)

140 When your doom-mongering makes your own acolytes throw up their hands in despair.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 09, 2024 01:36 PM (GkFGh)

141 >> I was in the home of a Japanese colleague whose wife rather sanctimoniously asked me how I felt when I visited Hiroshima.


Tumescent.

Mostly.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 01:36 PM (lknh/)

142 So, I should buy chocolate futures?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2024 01:36 PM (XeU6L)

Too late, Lizzo bought them all

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 09, 2024 01:37 PM (NtVYv)

143 We have doomed our descendants. Food will be expensive in rich countries. In poor countries it will be scarce to non-existent. Tens of millions, maybe hundreds of millions, will die horrible deaths due to famine.

Everyone knows plants are harder to grow when it's a bit warmer out.

Posted by: spindrift at April 09, 2024 01:37 PM (OguvZ)

144 The article blames the shortage of cocoa, which is used to make chocolate, on rising prices of fertilizers, deforestation, illegal mining practices and "extreme weather events."
===

Tat is all fake climate alarmism. Fertilizer cost more because the environmentals lie that it is bad. Deforestration is happening because the solar scammers are chopping huge amounts of lad for unreliable solar projects that are vulnerable to mother nature. And illegal mining practices are happening because of the huge amount of rare earths for batteries to fuel the EV scam.

So all due to the fake climate scam. This is a self perpetuating doom loop.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 09, 2024 01:37 PM (17s+e)

145
Yea. I would love to see manuals out-selling EVs. But if you remove from EV sales the only brand really selling in volume that's not a fair comparison. I'm also surprised that 260k cars were sold in 2023 with a stick. I would have thought it was much lower. I wonder whether the 1.7% of sales number is based off something less than the total number of all vehicles sold in the USA?

Posted by: Elric Blade



If there is a manual transmission version of any vehicle, that is the version I will purchase. All of my vehicles have been manual, except a full size pickup, because apparently, those cannot be had anymore.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 09, 2024 01:37 PM (lTGtQ)

146 I think that was a good answer, although I don't equate the two in any way. Nanjing was simple barbarism inflicted on a people to cow them into submission after being invaded. Hiroshima was an attempt to stop the war they started. It worked.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2024 01:35 PM (CsUN+)
__________________

True. I had to come up with something right on the spot, as opposed to L'Esprit de L'Escalier.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:37 PM (dpmG8)

147 123 Honda Accord buyers aren't cross shopping Teslas.

Tesla buyers ARE cross shopping Panameras and other similar priced luxury cars. Unless they're buying it as a statement.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (WCiZg)

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But, the comparison was "overall manual transmission sales beat EV sales," not, "manual transmission sales beat EV sales for regular, not rich people."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

148 A big solar wind from the Sun's coming and it



is bringing hell with it!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 01:37 PM (6GRih)

149
Tight p*ssy, loose shoes & a warm place to sh*t.
Posted by: rickb223
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Earl Butz, is that you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2024 01:37 PM (XeU6L)

150
Climate Change is real. Period. Yesterday during the eclipse when 100's of thousands of people turned their SUV's off to watch the eclipse the temperature in my 'hood dropped from 66 degrees to 60. I had to put a jacket on.

Stop denying people.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 09, 2024 01:37 PM (RKVpM)

151 119 Our descendants will curse us for millennia.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 09, 2024 01:30 PM (JCZqz)

Huh. Can you get a descendant by sticking your dick in another man's hairy ass?

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (ZxmOG)

::: Mr. Hankey has entered the chat :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

152 Propaganda is aimed squarely at lefties. It's absolutely intended as messaging reinforcing the narratives they love.

I had dinner the other night with a lefty acquaintance and was subjected to lectures on a couple of these topics. Most irritating was hearing that the Jan 6 insurrectionists murdered Brian Sicknick and ten other people. While I stayed silent, he pulled up NYT article after WaPo article, all full of shit. Facts be damned, he had Propaganda on his side!

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 09, 2024 01:38 PM (ES0pL)

153 Marley didn't respond to questions if he was aware of this data or if he ever sought it out.

Journos should be forbidden from dodging questions. He should be hauled into a deposition and forced to answer the question. Fuck that profession to hell.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2024 01:38 PM (IG4Id)

154 This isn't idle speculation btw:

"Apparently, nearly 30% of Tesla buyers consider purchasing a BMW model before settling on the Tesla — and around 20% consider an Audi or Mercedes. A further 12% also consider purchasing a Porsche before deciding on a Tesla."

https://tinyurl.com/24ohjfst

It's a luxury purchase or a statement. Honda Accord and Hyundai Sonata buyers aren't cross shopping Audis.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:38 PM (WCiZg)

155 Everyone knows plants are harder to grow when it's a bit warmer out.
Posted by: spindrift at April 09, 2024 01:37 PM (OguvZ)
___________________

But reducing CO2 levels will help the plants enormously.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:38 PM (dpmG8)

156 Japs have no excuse for not knowing about Japanese atrocities. Even if they aren't taught in school, they have the web in Japan, don't they?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 09, 2024 01:38 PM (pohLc)

157 If the British had any sense they would remember that the warming climate will enable their wineries to become competitive with the French - again.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 01:38 PM (2BB5W)

158 121 I know climate change is making the line at the DMV longer.

It must be that.

Has nothing to do with government employees working from home three days a week.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (lTGtQ)

Indeed! All those climate refugees from south of the border coming in here, making th lines longer. Not Biden's fault; twas climate change!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

159 Recall every year from 2000 to 2018 was the HOTTEST YEAR ON RECORD yet global temperatures declined.

Neat trick!!!
Posted by: ...


Which is funny, because if you look at the official US documented weather history, the temperatures hit their highest in the 1920s and 30s, and temperatures are lower now than in 1880.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 09, 2024 01:39 PM (lTGtQ)

160 Seattle Times has it’s own “ClimateLab” that spins fake doom tales. Local weather guy named Cliff Mass who had been kicked off a radio program for being an AGW skeptic often picks the Times stories apart. One of the latest Times pieces about declining water reservoirs Cliff says:

“The article was accompanied by a picture of a Rattlesnake Lake, which looked like a scene from the moon. They did not mention that this is an artificial lake controlled by Seattle Public Utilities.”

Posted by: Rex B at April 09, 2024 01:39 PM (BVYOm)

161 So, I should buy chocolate futures?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2024 01:36 PM (XeU6L)\

...

Are there commodity exchanges for stuff grown in Africa?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:39 PM (z/ifB)

162 Huh. Can you get a descendant by sticking your dick in another man's hairy ass?
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:34 PM (ZxmOG)

=====

That's what we rent surrogates for!

- Mayor Pete

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2024 01:39 PM (DRSnL)

163 Everyone knows plants are harder to grow when it's a bit warmer out.

Indeed compare the biomass of Antarctica with that of the Amazon. Obviously plants hate warm weather...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2024 01:39 PM (ibTVg)

164 Well, only in models.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 01:33 PM (XV/Pl)

What kind?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:33 PM (GBKbO)

https://tinyurl.com/4nwptufd

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 01:39 PM (n7c6k)

165 Ace, have you tried magnesium supplements for sleep ?

It really helps me...


When do you take it? Before bed or sometime earlier in the day?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2024 01:39 PM (/y8xj)

166 128 Recall every year from 2000 to 2018 was the HOTTEST YEAR ON RECORD yet global temperatures declined.

Neat trick!!!
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:31 PM (ZxmOG)

It was pointed out some years ago, all these so-called records are bullshit. They move the gauges around, to get the results they want. For many locations, they're next to airports, on concrete.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 01:35 PM (n7c6k)

And interpolate those results to stations that no longer exist.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

167 164 https://tinyurl.com/4nwptufd
Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 01:39 PM (n7c6k)

========

A very silly place.

0/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:40 PM (GBKbO)

168 There's climate change...in your pants!

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 09, 2024 01:40 PM (nLFEI)

169 >>Yea. I would love to see manuals out-selling EVs.

The reasons for owning a manual have evaporated with the advent of advancements in automatic transmission design.

-

I read an article recently that was detailing how it wasn't just federal MPG estimates that killed the manual, but federal noise reduction regulations as well.

Keeping your car in third in a curve breaks federal law.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:40 PM (WCiZg)

170 I find this propaganda extremely annoying because it never lets up. It is tiring to counter it all the time. And it appears most people absorb it like a sponge and because they hear it all the time, and don't think about it, the lie becomes truth to them.

Posted by: AK at work at April 09, 2024 01:40 PM (o+IHV)

171 129 I call my maple syrup "CBD oil" every time I put it on my french toast.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:35 PM (ZxmOG)

Hah! love it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

172 145
Yea. I would love to see manuals out-selling EVs. But if you remove from EV sales the only brand really selling in volume that's not a fair comparison. I'm also surprised that 260k cars were sold in 2023 with a stick. I would have thought it was much lower. I wonder whether the 1.7% of sales number is based off something less than the total number of all vehicles sold in the USA?

Posted by: Elric Blade



If there is a manual transmission version of any vehicle, that is the version I will purchase. All of my vehicles have been manual, except a full size pickup, because apparently, those cannot be had anymore.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 09, 2024 01:37 PM (lTGtQ)
________

I have a sportscar with a stick. My last 6 cars have been sportscars with sticks. If I was buying a luxury sedan or something like that, though, it would be an auto -- not that they even make those any more. My next car may well be an auto because it's not looking good that the new model will even offer a stick.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

173 It's a luxury purchase or a statement. Honda Accord and Hyundai Sonata buyers aren't cross shopping Audis.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:38 PM (WCiZg)
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Nope. I'm one of those buyers. I cross-shopped Honda, Hyundai, Ford and Toyota. Hyundai won the round.

I had an amount in mind I wanted to spend, and wanted to maximize what I would get for the budget (assuming, of course, that I liked the car). That budget did not permit the inclusion of higher-end makes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:40 PM (HnUIn)

174 Propaganda is aimed squarely at lefties. It's absolutely intended as messaging reinforcing the narratives they love.
_________________

I was at a business lunch with a large group when a recent arrival from Taiwan started spouting all the fashionable lefty talking points.

You just haven't lived until you've been subjected to leftist crap delivered in Chinglish.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:40 PM (dpmG8)

175 Now in retirement I spend some time evaluating why some of my days are better than others. As best as I can figure it all boils down to 3 things. Sleep, regular bowel movements and smaller meals eaten EARLY, like before 6pm.
Take away any of those things away and I suffer.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 09, 2024


***
Retirement's around the corner for me, and I don't drink, or consume coffee or tea in the afternoon into the evening. But I still tend to wake up at least once a night to hit the head. Last night, I didn't, but I was really worn out from almost no sleep on Sunday night.

I've changed my diet and lost weight (trying to head off diabetes II, and my A1C is normal), but I am still dealing with this.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 09, 2024 01:40 PM (J2vNu)

176 I had dinner the other night with a lefty acquaintance and was subjected to lectures on a couple of these topics. Most irritating was hearing that the Jan 6 insurrectionists murdered Brian Sicknick and ten other people. While I stayed silent, he pulled up NYT article after WaPo article, all full of shit. Facts be damned, he had Propaganda on his side!
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood


I no longer let bullshit slide. I'll ruin a dinner before I'll allow lies to be spewed. I'll call them out in a heartbeat. Especially since they have the entirety of human knowledge in their hands.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 01:41 PM (6GRih)

177 Everyone knows plants are harder to grow when it's a bit warmer out.
Posted by: spindrift at April 09, 2024 01:37 PM (OguvZ)
___________________

But reducing CO2 levels will help the plants enormously.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:38 PM (dpmG

Brawndo. It's got what plants crave.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2024 01:41 PM (4I/2K)

178 When they're not fantasying about putting Trump and his supporters in prison or rigging the next "election" the left is working hard as they can on establishing the grounds for a "national climate emergency."

Like the one that came with covid. New mandates, and expected compliance. "Stay Alive - Don't Drive"

And other assorted horseshit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2024 01:41 PM (Q4IgG)

179 But, the comparison was "overall manual transmission sales beat EV sales," not, "manual transmission sales beat EV sales for regular, not rich people."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

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No, but it WAS that manual transmissions are more popular than non-Tesla EVs that compete with the specific market.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:41 PM (WCiZg)

180 Every year when the march madness tournament comes around I rewatch the ads he did for them. They're amazing.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:23 PM (z/ifB)

I didn't know that was a thing! I'm going to go look for them now.

Posted by: pookysgirl does NOT live in a van down by the river at April 09, 2024 01:41 PM (dtlDP)

181 Tens of millions, maybe hundreds of millions, will die horrible deaths due to famine.

There is little to no chance to avoid any of this at this point. We squandered the opportunity to address the problem in pursuit of profits and an easy lifestyle. Our descendants will curse us for millennia.
____

You just said they'd be dead, do you think at all?

Posted by: AK at work at April 09, 2024 01:42 PM (o+IHV)

182 Keeping your car in third in a curve breaks federal law.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:40 PM (WCiZg)

Unscrews header caps...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 01:42 PM (tkR6S)

183 144 The article blames the shortage of cocoa, which is used to make chocolate, on rising prices of fertilizers, deforestation, illegal mining practices and "extreme weather events."
===

Tat is all fake climate alarmism. Fertilizer cost more because the environmentals lie that it is bad. Deforestration is happening because the solar scammers are chopping huge amounts of lad for unreliable solar projects that are vulnerable to mother nature. And illegal mining practices are happening because of the huge amount of rare earths for batteries to fuel the EV scam.

So all due to the fake climate scam. This is a self perpetuating doom loop.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 09, 2024 01:37 PM (17s+e)

Like the inadequate rice harvest in Sri Lanka; not due to "climate change policies", but "climate change", right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

184 Ace, have you tried magnesium supplements for sleep ?

It really helps me...
*
When do you take it? Before bed or sometime earlier in the day?
Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2024


***
I've been taking it about an hour before bed, along with melatonin and, occasionally, valerian root. Seems to help.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 09, 2024 01:42 PM (J2vNu)

185 If there is a manual transmission version of any vehicle, that is the version I will purchase. All of my vehicles have been manual, except a full size pickup, because apparently, those cannot be had anymore.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 09, 2024 01:37 PM (lTGtQ)

Tacomas have a manual.

Unfortunately, every 2024 Taco has a 4 cyl engine.

Pass.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 01:42 PM (n7c6k)

186 179 No, but it WAS that manual transmissions are more popular than non-Tesla EVs that compete with the specific market.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:41 PM (WCiZg)

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I must have completely missed the "specific market" bit. Let me look.

"The mind-blowing part is that more people choose manual transmission vehicles than EVs.

And everyone knows how popular manual transmissions are.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:09 PM (WCiZg)"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

187 I read an article recently that was detailing how it wasn't just federal MPG estimates that killed the manual, but federal noise reduction regulations as well.

Keeping your car in third in a curve breaks federal law.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:40 PM (WCiZg)

really? That's crazy yet believable.

I drive a 350z manual with an enloudened exhaust and something happened to the catalytic converters too I think, probably in a lake somewhere.

Doing my part to fight the good fight.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:42 PM (z/ifB)

188 Too much Mg and you'll have the runs. That kinda conflicts with sleeping well, unless you're Joey Bidet.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:36 PM (ynpvh)

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Depends on the person. I take prescription magnesium twice a day, and I don't have that issue.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2024 01:43 PM (DRSnL)

189 150
Climate Change is real. Period. Yesterday during the eclipse when 100's of thousands of people turned their SUV's off to watch the eclipse the temperature in my 'hood dropped from 66 degrees to 60. I had to put a jacket on.

Stop denying people.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 09, 2024 01:37 PM (RKVpM)

Those who made the trek in Teslas found themselves with a lot of extra time on their hands waiting in line for a charger.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 09, 2024 01:43 PM (N39Ws)

190 I know a fair number of Warmists that swear summers are now warmer then when they were kids.

Of course they've moved from Ill and NY to AZ and GA so they aren't wrong...err...exactly.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2024 01:43 PM (ibTVg)

191 Seattle Times has it’s own “ClimateLab” that spins fake doom tales. Local weather guy named Cliff Mass who had been kicked off a radio program for being an AGW skeptic often picks the Times stories apart. One of the latest Times pieces about declining water reservoirs Cliff says:
_______________

Leftist bleats "We're running out of water!"

Me: "Where's it all going?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:43 PM (dpmG8)

192 Ace, have you tried magnesium supplements for sleep ?

It really helps me...

When do you take it? Before bed or sometime earlier in the day?
Posted by: Oddbob


Corn supplements work. Three or four shots just before bed and ...

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 01:43 PM (6GRih)

193 @112

>>What kind?

I think Tamiya or Revell make 1:250th scale model of Michael Mann's Hockey Stick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 01:43 PM (XV/Pl)

194 Got out of college, got a job, went to Datsun to buy my first new car. Wanted a 260Z with manual. They had a dozen Z cars on the lot. ALL Automatics. I was pissed. Whodafuk buys a sports car with automatic. Couldn't even order one. I didn't buy a Datsun.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 09, 2024 01:44 PM (pohLc)

195 154 This isn't idle speculation btw:

"Apparently, nearly 30% of Tesla buyers consider purchasing a BMW model before settling on the Tesla — and around 20% consider an Audi or Mercedes. A further 12% also consider purchasing a Porsche before deciding on a Tesla."

https://tinyurl.com/24ohjfst

It's a luxury purchase or a statement. Honda Accord and Hyundai Sonata buyers aren't cross shopping Audis.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:38 PM (WCiZg)
_____

I'll bet any amount of money that the vast majority of Tesla owners already own a BMW, Mercedes, Audi, or Porsche. They are vanity buys for families that already have a big luxury ICE model -- usually an SUV -- for real-world use.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

196 Ace, have you tried magnesium supplements for sleep ?

It really helps me...

When do you take it? Before bed or sometime earlier in the day?
Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2024 01:39 PM (/y8xj)

I take it before bed

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 09, 2024 01:44 PM (NtVYv)

197 159 Recall every year from 2000 to 2018 was the HOTTEST YEAR ON RECORD yet global temperatures declined.

Neat trick!!!
Posted by: ...


Which is funny, because if you look at the official US documented weather history, the temperatures hit their highest in the 1920s and 30s, and temperatures are lower now than in 1880.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 09, 2024 01:39 PM (lTGtQ)

At least before the "re-adjustment", lowering older temps and increasing more recent ones. Why? "Oh, the thermometers back then were less accurate!". Sure, Jan.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

198 Thank God it's just the climate. I was afraid it was Biden's retarded policies and drive to destroy our country. Whew!

Posted by: Ribbed at April 09, 2024 01:44 PM (IHRQq)

199 Seattle Times has it’s own “ClimateLab” that spins fake doom tales. Local weather guy named Cliff Mass who had been kicked off a radio program for being an AGW skeptic often picks the Times stories apart. One of the latest Times pieces about declining water reservoirs Cliff says:
_______________

Leftist bleats "We're running out of water!"

Me: "Where's it all going?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:43 PM (dpmG

The astronauts are peeing it away into space.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2024 01:44 PM (4I/2K)

200 >>Tacomas have a manual.

Sitting in those things is like going to an Elementary School on Parent / Teacher Conference Night.

The pedals are tiny. The seats sit like 6" above the floor...

fuck those things.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 01:45 PM (lknh/)

201 Try rubbing one out. Sleep like a baby.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 09, 2024 01:45 PM (Z8Yh2)

202 Climate expert sciency scientists have declared there is only 10 years left until those climate expert sciency scientists extend their deadline by another 10 years.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 09, 2024 01:45 PM (17s+e)

203 It around 76 degrees, I think it's time to swap the snow blower to back and tractor to front

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 01:45 PM (fwDg9)

204 Jeepers, people. Just have a drink or two or three before bed. Always works for me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024 01:45 PM (9yWhg)

205 "The astronauts are peeing it away into space."

Ready space missile.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 09, 2024 01:46 PM (IHRQq)

206 I'll bet any amount of money that the vast majority of Tesla owners already own a BMW, Mercedes, Audi, or Porsche. They are vanity buys for families that already have a big luxury ICE model -- usually an SUV -- for real-world use.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 01:44 PM (iFTx/)
++++
EVs seem to live in the same meta-market as sports cars: the "second car" market. I am sure there are people for whom an EV is their *only* car, but I would bet a fair sum that they're a distinct minority.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:46 PM (HnUIn)

207 When they're not fantasying about putting Trump and his supporters in prison or rigging the next "election" the left is working hard as they can on establishing the grounds for a "national climate emergency."
___________________

(Looks out window) Everything looks fine to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:46 PM (dpmG8)

208 Are you pleased with the Hyundai?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 01:46 PM (2BB5W)

209 A dirty sinful baby.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 09, 2024 01:46 PM (Z8Yh2)

210 171 129 I call my maple syrup "CBD oil" every time I put it on my french toast.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:35 PM (ZxmOG)

Hah! love it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

Maybe this would work for CBD:
https://tinyurl.com/329s879n

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:46 PM (ynpvh)

211 >>Leftist bleats "We're running out of water!"

Me: "Check Downstream."

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 01:46 PM (lknh/)

212 Wait, I thought Teslas were supposed to be sports cars.
No stick shift, not a sports car.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at April 09, 2024 01:46 PM (JRP2U)

213 I no longer let bullshit slide. I'll ruin a dinner before I'll allow lies to be spewed. I'll call them out in a heartbeat. Especially since they have the entirety of human knowledge in their hands.
Posted by: rickb223

Today's absurdities. Tomorrow's slogans. Assembly etc

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:46 PM (ZxmOG)

214 I must have completely missed the "specific market" bit. Let me look.

"The mind-blowing part is that more people choose manual transmission vehicles than EVs.

And everyone knows how popular manual transmissions are.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:09 PM (WCiZg)"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

--

I remember that. That was where I'd made the initial point that there were more manuals on the road out of choice than EVs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:47 PM (WCiZg)

215 This brunette in a dress is starting to suspect that there is no "climate crisis" at all:
http://tiny.cc/keapxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:47 PM (HnUIn)

216 It took me forever to figure this out, but here goes:

1) They believe climate change is real.
2) But they are idiots.
3) But they want to save the world.
4) But they are idiots. how can idiots save the world?
5) Convince everyone else that climate change is real.
6) So, everyone else will spend money fixing the problem.
7) That makes the idiots the *real* heroes.
Not scientists or engineers, them.
9) But they are idiots and are really bad at convincing anyone.
10) Which is actually creates a huge problem.
11) because idiots screaming get ignored.
12) But they are idiots.
13) So, screaming even louder is always an option for them.

which brings us to "Climate change is destroying Easter."

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 09, 2024 01:47 PM (nLFEI)

217 EVs seem to live in the same meta-market as sports cars: the "second car" market. I am sure there are people for whom an EV is their *only* car, but I would bet a fair sum that they're a distinct minority.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:46 PM (HnUIn)
_______________

A liberal acquaintance proudly told me he'd bought an EV, and he could drive all the way from SD to LA in it.

"Sure, but could you drive BACK, or end up walking back from, say, San Clemente?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:47 PM (dpmG8)

218 Jeepers, people. Just have a drink or two or three before bed. Always works for me.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024 01:45 PM (9yWhg)

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Oof, not me. Raises my heart rate too much to sleep.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2024 01:47 PM (DRSnL)

219 We have doomed our descendants. Food will be expensive in rich countries. In poor countries it will be scarce to non-existent. Tens of millions, maybe hundreds of millions, will die horrible deaths due to famine.

There is little to no chance to avoid any of this at this point. We squandered the opportunity to address the problem in pursuit of profits and an easy lifestyle. Our descendants will curse us for millennia.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

The solution is obvious- kill billions now so future famine doesn't happen.

This does seem to be a common theme within whatever the "crisis" of the day is. Methinks they just want to kill billions for shits and giggles.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2024 01:47 PM (cOq4q)

220 Tacomas have a manual.

Sitting in those things is like going to an Elementary School on Parent / Teacher Conference Night.

The pedals are tiny. The seats sit like 6" above the floor...

fuck those things.
Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 01:45 PM (lknh/)

...

Is there any hope they didn't completely screw up the new land cruiser though?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:48 PM (z/ifB)

221 Nicely curved

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 01:48 PM (fwDg9)

222 Got out of college, got a job, went to Datsun to buy my first new car. Wanted a 260Z with manual. They had a dozen Z cars on the lot. ALL Automatics. I was pissed. Whodafuk buys a sports car with automatic. Couldn't even order one. I didn't buy a Datsun.

Posted by: Xipe Totec


I did the same with Mustang. They had sixty cars on the lot, not a single manual. I had them truck one over from the nearest city.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 09, 2024 01:48 PM (lTGtQ)

223 184 Ace, have you tried magnesium supplements for sleep ?

It really helps me...
*
When do you take it? Before bed or sometime earlier in the day?
Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2024

***
I've been taking it about an hour before bed, along with melatonin and, occasionally, valerian root. Seems to help.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 09, 2024 01:42 PM (J2vNu)

There a number of relaxation videos you can listen to while trying to fall asleep. I don't really need them, but others might find them useful.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:48 PM (ynpvh)

224 phoning it in today

Please put some pants on or switch to the other camera.

Posted by: DaveA at April 09, 2024 01:48 PM (PMJuY)

225 I had dinner the other night with a lefty acquaintance and was subjected to lectures on a couple of these topics. Most irritating was hearing that the Jan 6 insurrectionists murdered Brian Sicknick and ten other people. While I stayed silent, he pulled up NYT article after WaPo article, all full of shit. Facts be damned, he had Propaganda on his side!
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood


I no longer let bullshit slide. I'll ruin a dinner before I'll allow lies to be spewed. I'll call them out in a heartbeat. Especially since they have the entirety of human knowledge in their hands.

Posted by: rickb223
===

I'm with you Rick! I ususally win and the only downside is I don't have to spend more time with insufferable lefty idiots... so win!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 09, 2024 01:48 PM (17s+e)

226 Our elites have said repeatedly 95% of the population must be eliminated to "save the earth". Once you understand most of them believe that everything else they do makes sense...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2024 01:48 PM (ibTVg)

227 climate change is real, just like the tide coming in and going out. nothing we can do about either. ok, a major world war might darken the skies enough to make the planet cooler. maybe that's why the same people who yell about fighting climate change also insist we keep sending arms to ukraine so they can keep fight the guy with nukes.

also greta thumperbump is not a itch because she weighs more than a duck

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 09, 2024 01:49 PM (B1FKF)

228 188 Too much Mg and you'll have the runs. That kinda conflicts with sleeping well, unless you're Joey Bidet.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:36 PM (ynpvh)

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Depends on the person. I take prescription magnesium twice a day, and I don't have that issue.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2024 01:43 PM (DRSnL)

Then you're not taking "too much".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

229 This brunette in a dress is starting to suspect that there is no "climate crisis" at all:
http://tiny.cc/keapxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:47 PM (HnUIn)

Clearly not chilly, in any event.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 01:49 PM (tkR6S)

230 214 I remember that. That was where I'd made the initial point that there were more manuals on the road out of choice than EVs.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:47 PM (WCiZg)

========

So, how does that work?

"More people choose manuals over EVs", but we're not allowed to compare choices within a year just over the lifetime of both products, one of which has been around for decades longer on a mass scale? Also, we have to exclude rich people who choose EVs? But only if they buy Teslas. If they buy a Chevy or Ford or whatever, we can count them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

231 This brunette in a dress is starting to suspect that there is no "climate crisis" at all:

Dude, you are on fire today.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2024 01:49 PM (CsUN+)

232 In WI I made a vague promise to The Kid to take her to a movie so I spent the Eclipse in a totally empty movie theater watching 'The First Omen'.

Posted by: Len Neal at April 09, 2024 01:49 PM (9yXr+)

233 It always amazes me the people who are worried about overpopulation are too selfish to do their part to correct it.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 09, 2024 01:49 PM (IHRQq)

234 >>http://tiny.cc/keapxz



Pretty sure she is AI enhanced. But, adorable.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 01:49 PM (lknh/)

235 This brunette in a dress is starting to suspect that there is no "climate crisis" at all:
http://tiny.cc/keapxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:47 PM (HnUIn)


You forgot to mention "busty", so that was nice surprise.

Posted by: spindrift at April 09, 2024 01:49 PM (OguvZ)

236 191 Seattle Times has it’s own “ClimateLab” that spins fake doom tales. Local weather guy named Cliff Mass who had been kicked off a radio program for being an AGW skeptic often picks the Times stories apart. One of the latest Times pieces about declining water reservoirs Cliff says:
_______________

Leftist bleats "We're running out of water!"

Me: "Where's it all going?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:43 PM (dpmG

Their own fault for not building any additional dams in Kali (and tearing down some that previously existed).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:50 PM (ynpvh)

237 Can someone tell me what is actually happening in the climate that's A. An emergency B. Not made up bullshit like temperature "readings" and speculative forecasts

You'd think we'd actually be seeing the effects of this apocalypse by now, but instead some winters have more snow and some have less. Some summers are colder and some are hotter. Sometimes there is a storm or drought somewhere, sometimes there is no storm and not enough of a drought.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:50 PM (ZxmOG)

238 Why doesn’t anyone on the right do this stuff?

Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 01:50 PM (Y6Wgg)

239 I did the same with Mustang. They had sixty cars on the lot, not a single manual. I had them truck one over from the nearest city.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

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I went to a local dealer for service recently and walked around the used cars they had for sale. Most wouldn't pass a safety inspection because the tires would need immediate replacement.

Not putting $600 or so into a used car at a multimillion dollar dealer lot = best economy ever, jack

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:50 PM (WCiZg)

240 Wait, I thought Teslas were supposed to be sports cars.
No stick shift, not a sports car.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at April 09, 2024 01:46 PM (JRP2U)

I don't think they have the sort of driveline that has a transmission that compares to an ICE vehicle.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:50 PM (z/ifB)

241 http://tiny.cc/keapxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Another modestly dressed sexy girl-next-door type.

Not as hot as the blonde in the previous thread, though.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024 01:50 PM (9yWhg)

242 "Can someone explain to me why Shane Gillis is suddenly everyone's favorite comedian? I just don't see it."
It is because he made the Biden is a Roomba joke so he is now the anti woke comedian that conservatives are supposed to like and lefties like SNL and Bud Light use to 'prove' that they aren't lefties.

Posted by: anon at April 09, 2024 01:50 PM (RqMDa)

243 This brunette in a dress is starting to suspect that there is no "climate crisis" at all:
http://tiny.cc/keapxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:47 PM (HnUIn)

I like to go swimmin'
With bowlegged wimmin.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2024 01:50 PM (4I/2K)

244 Why doesn’t anyone on the right do this stuff?
Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 01:50 PM (Y6Wgg)
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Because most of the "right" is the professional right, and they're on the same side.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:51 PM (HnUIn)

245 You'd think we'd actually be seeing the effects of this apocalypse by now, but instead some winters have more snow and some have less. Some summers are colder and some are hotter. Sometimes there is a storm or drought somewhere, sometimes there is no storm and not enough of a drought.
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:50 PM (ZxmOG)

One summer being hot and one being cold is evidence of climate change.

Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 01:51 PM (Y6Wgg)

246 Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2024 01:43 PM (DRSnL)

Then you're not taking "too much".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

Jordan doesn't have that problem.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:51 PM (ZxmOG)

247 245 You'd think we'd actually be seeing the effects of this apocalypse by now, but instead some winters have more snow and some have less. Some summers are colder and some are hotter. Sometimes there is a storm or drought somewhere, sometimes there is no storm and not enough of a drought.
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:50 PM (ZxmOG)

One summer being hot and one being cold is evidence of climate change.
Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 01:51 PM (Y6Wgg)

=======

Also, people going from South America to North America is evidence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

248 It always amazes me the people who are worried about overpopulation are too selfish to do their part to correct it.

During the Obamacare debate I repeatedly pointed out to leftists that if they thought healthcare was a right there was nothing stopping them from forming health care collectives to share bills.

The answer was always "But then YOU wouldn't have to pay for it".

So its the same thing here. They don't want ANY reduction to their standards of living, but believe they are fully justified in taking anything away from you because YOU don't need a car, a house, or even heat...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2024 01:51 PM (ibTVg)

249 One summer being hot and one being cold is evidence of climate change.
Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 01:51 PM (Y6Wgg)

And if every summer was exactly the same, that would also be climate change since that's never happened before.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:52 PM (ZxmOG)

250 Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2024 01:48 PM (ibTVg)

Bingo.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 09, 2024 01:52 PM (8JpqG)

251 Ahhhhhhh........

Democratic tensions over Israel threaten to boil over at Chicago convention

https://tinyurl.com/akjvv7r4

Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2024 01:52 PM (CsUN+)

252 @220

>>Is there any hope they didn't completely screw up the new land cruiser though?

It's already screwed up, it's a turbo charged, 4cylindar, with a lithium ion battery and an electric motor, in an "off-road" vehicle that is meant to get muddy and wet and fjord rivers and streams.

This... I gotta see.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 01:52 PM (XV/Pl)

253 251 Ahhhhhhh........

Democratic tensions over Israel threaten to boil over at Chicago convention

https://tinyurl.com/akjvv7r4
Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2024 01:52 PM (CsUN+)

=======

The one scheduled too late to get Biden on the OH ballot?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

254
I'd bet that a tiny little sliver of a Delta 8 gummie would make for good sleep, and pleasant Mannix (not a cop) level dreams of babes. Now, I'm not a chemist but Delta 8 is pretty much CBD oil, which is from hemp, which has been acidified. Kinda natural.

I don't usually have issues with sleep. Especially after spending some part of the day outside hiking around. Don't even get up to pee.


No, I don't wet the bed. But I do sometimes dream that I'm standing in front of a urinal. Damn, sneaky bastid the brain is.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 09, 2024 01:52 PM (RKVpM)

255
So, how does that work?

"More people choose manuals over EVs", but we're not allowed to compare choices within a year just over the lifetime of both products, one of which has been around for decades longer on a mass scale? Also, we have to exclude rich people who choose EVs? But only if they buy Teslas. If they buy a Chevy or Ford or whatever, we can count them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

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Because the comment AFTER that was when I noticed that total manual sales were 260K, and I happened to know that the non-Tesla sales are lower than that. I had a separate observation and posted it. It's hanging out there all by itself.

I enjoy the conversation, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:52 PM (WCiZg)

256 Everything is so fake and gay in the FUSA. Everything.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 09, 2024 01:52 PM (W3T6M)

257 I only know one person that owns a battery car. It is strictly used as a city car - his drive to work car. The primary family car is a gasser.
Not only that. When they drive out of town they rent and when they fly they Uber. I think those that buy a battery car are unencumbered by what would be inconveniences to us. Other purchasers are fools.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 01:53 PM (2BB5W)

258 251 Ahhhhhhh........

Democratic tensions over Israel threaten to boil over at Chicago convention

https://tinyurl.com/akjvv7r4

Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2024 01:52 PM (CsUN+)

I'd like to see that. Make 1968 Great Again!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:53 PM (ynpvh)

259 Our elites have said repeatedly 95% of the population must be eliminated to "save the earth".
__________________

"We've got to kill 95% of the population, otherwise they'll die!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:53 PM (dpmG8)

260

Climate change turned me into a newt!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at April 09, 2024 01:53 PM (HRQvT)

261 So, how does that work?

"More people choose manuals over EVs", but we're not allowed to compare choices within a year just over the lifetime of both products, one of which has been around for decades longer on a mass scale? Also, we have to exclude rich people who choose EVs? But only if they buy Teslas. If they buy a Chevy or Ford or whatever, we can count them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:49 PM (GBKbO)

Tesla is not selling into the car market. They are selling into the virtue-signal market.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 01:53 PM (tkR6S)

262 255 Because the comment AFTER that was when I noticed that total manual sales were 260K, and I happened to know that the non-Tesla sales are lower than that. I had a separate observation and posted it. It's hanging out there all by itself.

I enjoy the conversation, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:52 PM (WCiZg)

=======

But I still don't understand why to exclude Teslas.

Because rich people shouldn't be part of automobile statistics?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

263 I don't think they have the sort of driveline that has a transmission that compares to an ICE vehicle.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:50 PM (z/ifB)

Therefore, not a sports car.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at April 09, 2024 01:53 PM (JRP2U)

264 This does seem to be a common theme within whatever the "crisis" of the day is. Methinks they just want to kill billions for shits and giggles.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2024 01:47 PM (cOq4q)
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And they fervently believe in their core that *THEY* will *not* be one of the ones that must be sacrificed to save Mother Gaia.

Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2024 01:53 PM (7fElN)

265 They're going to fence off the DNC and have a yuge security presence.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:53 PM (ZxmOG)

266 How do iI know it’s all bullshit? Because the biggest alarmists about climate warming global change also buy beachfront homes for $20M. Yes I’m looking at you Hussein Obama. And yiu too Leo DeCaprio.

Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 01:53 PM (Y6Wgg)

267 "those that buy a battery car are unencumbered by what would be inconveniences to us."

And really, aren't those the only people who really deserve to drive?

Posted by: Ribbed at April 09, 2024 01:54 PM (B0mGw)

268 260

Climate change turned me into a newt!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at April 09, 2024 01:53 PM (HRQvT)

Maybe more of a wart. A verruca, perhaps.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:54 PM (ynpvh)

269 Well, weather is very intense. The world went flat.
They are the flat earthers.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 09, 2024 01:54 PM (J8LnB)

270 My biggest problem with the movie? I get that franchise confused with The Exorcist. Also the Scanners series as well. I kept thinking, Wait, who gets possessed by The Devil here? Is that the same priest that jumps out the window?
Who is that guy? It's dark, there's rain, isn't this that same movie? Wait. There's a nun, but is that the same nun from that Movie Of The Week?
Doesn't someone get hit by a truck, and maybe a bird?
And doesn't, well, isn't there some dude with spectral powers doing things in the Midwest USA? I thought that was 'Scanners'.
I lose track.

The Kid got pretty frustrated with me.

Posted by: Len Neal, not big on Devil Franchises at April 09, 2024 01:54 PM (9yXr+)

271 Are there commodity exchanges for stuff grown in Africa?
Posted by: TexasDan
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One word: Tulips

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2024 01:54 PM (XeU6L)

272 Try rubbing one out. Sleep like a baby.
Posted by: DOYLE
_________

Pictures of Lily
Help me sleep at night

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 09, 2024 01:55 PM (y5mBk)

273 Democratic tensions over Israel threaten to boil over at Chicago convention

https://tinyurl.com/akjvv7r4

Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2024 01:52 PM (CsUN+)

I'd like to see that. Make 1968 Great Again!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:53 PM (ynpvh)
_______________

I can't wait until the Democrat convention. I bet it's going to be an epic food fight. Israel vs. Hamas, Biden vs. someone else, ... etc.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:55 PM (dpmG8)

274 I like to go swimmin'
With bowlegged wimmin.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2024


***
"Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel;
It leaves a dull impression on her mind . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 09, 2024 01:55 PM (J2vNu)

275 They're going to fence off the DNC and have a yuge security presence.

We should show up with "build bridges not fences!" signs...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 09, 2024 01:55 PM (ibTVg)

276 Sitting in those things is like going to an Elementary School on Parent / Teacher Conference Night.

The pedals are tiny. The seats sit like 6" above the floor...

fuck those things.
Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 01:45 PM (lknh/)

Once I saw they were all 4 cylinders, I didn't look any further. I've never driven a Taco, always assumed they were fun though. Maybe not.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 01:55 PM (pH3In)

277 No, I don't wet the bed. But I do sometimes dream that I'm standing in front of a urinal. Damn, sneaky bastid the brain is.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


I frequently have dreams where I have to poop, but every toilet I find is either totally nasty or is exposed to a crowd.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024 01:55 PM (9yWhg)

278
But I still don't understand why to exclude Teslas.

Because rich people shouldn't be part of automobile statistics?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

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I'm fine with that. Screw 'em.

Well, maybe that's the wrong insult.

(now I'm just goofing off because I'd just be repeating myself from 76)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:55 PM (WCiZg)

279 264 This does seem to be a common theme within whatever the "crisis" of the day is. Methinks they just want to kill billions for shits and giggles.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2024 01:47 PM (cOq4q)
---
And they fervently believe in their core that *THEY* will *not* be one of the ones that must be sacrificed to save Mother Gaia.

Idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2024 01:53 PM (7fElN)

Heh. Indeed. Illiterate, math-ignorant, history-ignoring fools. Useful fools.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:55 PM (ynpvh)

280 No, the Land Cruiser gets the same 4 cylinder as the Tacoma.

We are pretty set on a Honda Passport--it still gets a V-6. Not that the passport is a truck, but this is for the wife. I just love that Honda is still putting V-6's in things.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:55 PM (z/ifB)

281 Got out of college, got a job, went to Datsun to buy my first new car. Wanted a 260Z with manual. They had a dozen Z cars on the lot. ALL Automatics. I was pissed. Whodafuk buys a sports car with automatic. Couldn't even order one. I didn't buy a Datsun.

Posted by: Xipe Totec
===

My out of college car buy was a 63 VW Westy but a few years later I went to buy a 3.0 Csi. All I could find was automatics until a finally a 4 speed in decent shape came up. The autos on that were not quick but good top speed.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 09, 2024 01:55 PM (17s+e)

282 But I still don't understand why to exclude Teslas.

Because rich people shouldn't be part of automobile statistics?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

=====

Are Teslas even all that expensive? I just looked and one of their sedans runs about $40K.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2024 01:55 PM (DRSnL)

283
Climate change turned me into a newt!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at April 09, 2024 01:53 PM (HRQvT)

Maybe more of a wart. A verruca, perhaps.
Posted by: jim
----------

Perhaps a vole?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2024 01:56 PM (XeU6L)

284 in an "off-road" vehicle that is meant to get muddy and wet and fjord rivers and streams.

This... I gotta see.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 01:52 PM (XV/Pl)

If you fjord a river, can you stream a fjord?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 01:56 PM (tkR6S)

285 Manuals are niche market they are purchased by romantics and off roaders, other than that they have no value. - unless you have a spare analogue vehicle set aside for the end times.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 01:56 PM (2BB5W)

286 278 I'm fine with that. Screw 'em.

Well, maybe that's the wrong insult.

(now I'm just goofing off because I'd just be repeating myself from 76)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:55 PM (WCiZg)

========

The one where you said that a sector of the car market shouldn't be included because you say so?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

287 This brunette in a dress is starting to suspect that there is no "climate crisis" at all:
http://tiny.cc/keapxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:47 PM (HnUIn)


Money

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 09, 2024 01:56 PM (NtVYv)

288 I can't wait until the Democrat convention. I bet it's going to be an epic food fight. Israel vs. Hamas, Biden vs. someone else, ... etc.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:55 PM (dpmG

Israel vs Hamas? Unlikely since 99.9% of Dems are pro Hamas.

Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 01:56 PM (Y6Wgg)

289 >> Our elites have said repeatedly 95% of the population must be eliminated to "save the earth". Once you understand most of them believe that everything else they do makes sense...

Been saying this here for years. The Club of Rome, who basically made up the global warming hoax and then got the UN to play along, admitted the reason they did it was population control.

The most frustrating part of this is the information is readily available but people refuse to look at it. It's made up bullshit.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2024 01:57 PM (LkLld)

290 but for everyday driving they are sub-optimal.

Same for drag racing, unless you're buying Lenco.

Posted by: DaveA at April 09, 2024 01:57 PM (PMJuY)

291 274 I like to go swimmin'
With bowlegged wimmin.
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 09, 2024

***
"Don't ever hit your mother with a shovel;
It leaves a dull impression on her mind . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 09, 2024 01:55 PM (J2vNu)

I used to joke with my wife that before she buried me, she should hit me over the head with a shovel..for the SECOND time. Just to make sure.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:57 PM (ynpvh)

292 The one where you said that a sector of the car market shouldn't be included because you say so?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

-

Yes, you win. You're the winner.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:57 PM (WCiZg)

293 Shit, I put my life savings in cocoa futures.

Would the collapse of civilization really be a bad thing? Guess it all depends on the civilization. This one? I’m on the fence.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 09, 2024 01:58 PM (JTwsP)

294 280 No, the Land Cruiser gets the same 4 cylinder as the Tacoma.

We are pretty set on a Honda Passport--it still gets a V-6. Not that the passport is a truck, but this is for the wife. I just love that Honda is still putting V-6's in things.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:55 PM (z/ifB)
____

I got my mom a Highlander. They too have V6s, or at least they did in 2022 when I bought it. She needs a 3rd row seat.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

295 No, I don't wet the bed. But I do sometimes dream that I'm standing in front of a urinal. Damn, sneaky bastid the brain is.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
*
I frequently have dreams where I have to poop, but every toilet I find is either totally nasty or is exposed to a crowd.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024


***
Same here

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 09, 2024 01:59 PM (J2vNu)

296 The most frustrating part of this is the information is readily available but people refuse to look at it. It's made up bullshit.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2024 01:57 PM (LkLld)

Eat MOAR sugar

Posted by: The sugar industry at April 09, 2024 01:59 PM (NtVYv)

297
Once I saw they were all 4 cylinders, I didn't look any further. I've never driven a Taco, always assumed they were fun though. Maybe not.
Posted by: BurtTC


2023 still has V6 w/ manual. Where were you looking?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2024 01:59 PM (IG4Id)

298

Legless Skink.

Posted by: Pervo Pete, Ex-Pandabator at April 09, 2024 01:59 PM (HRQvT)

299
Biggest cost factor in rising chocolate prices? Rising fuel prices. You have to ship that shit, because street vendors in the Upper West Side don't grow their own cocoa.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2024 01:59 PM (n+4am)

300 Are Teslas even all that expensive? I just looked and one of their sedans runs about $40K.
Posted by: Jordan61

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Only if you're trying to buy a car. If you already have a car or two and are in the market for a non-car this is potentially a pretty good option so long as you don't intend to vary from tightly controlled driving paths.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:59 PM (WCiZg)

301 re 265: "They're going to fence off the DNC and have a yuge security presence."

and then they'll blame trump for encourage violence on jan 6. because of course.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 09, 2024 01:59 PM (B1FKF)

302 Israel vs Hamas? Unlikely since 99.9% of Dems are pro Hamas.
Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 01:56 PM (Y6Wgg)
_____________

True, but Biden is stuck: he wants Jewish donors, but also wants pro-Hamas voters. And I left out blacks vs. illegal aliens, an especially tendentious issue in Chicago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:59 PM (dpmG8)

303 and from 'scientific american' last november:

"The planet just saw the hottest span of 12 months in human history because of climate change driven by the burning of fossil fuels."
==
Generally they are just making it up or taking a tortured reading of statistics or deliberately changing historical data to fit the narrative.

You at this point cannot believe anything a climate cultist says, because 95% of it is completely wrong, and the margins on the other aren't worth a moments lost sleep. I think we need to create an anti-climate cultist group, that requires human sacrifice to atone for our sins in thinking we can significantly impact the weather.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 09, 2024 01:59 PM (GZYu7)

304 Are Teslas even all that expensive? I just looked and one of their sedans runs about $40K.
Posted by: Jordan61'

Okay, MoneyBags, the Saab 9-5 2.3T I've been driving for 5 years cost me USD$650.

Posted by: Len Neal at April 09, 2024 01:59 PM (9yXr+)

305 "Yes, you win. You're the winner."

Fuckin A

Posted by: DOYLE at April 09, 2024 02:00 PM (Z8Yh2)

306 @284

>>If you fjord a river, can you stream a fjord?

I don't think you can cross the streams in a fjord, it's typically frowned upon.

What will be funny is brackish water hitting the 800v rail in a 100k hybrid off-roader.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 02:00 PM (XV/Pl)

307 It around 76 degrees, I think it's time to swap the snow blower to back and tractor to front
Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 01:45 PM (fwDg9)

Feeling the same way. I have one tractor with the plow and chains currently in the garage after our 3-snowfalls winter, and the other, newer, zero-turn mower tucked away in the shed.

I want to switch them out, but think it wise to wait until I can have a man on hand, in case one decides not to start at some point.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 09, 2024 02:00 PM (JCLJi)

308 We are pretty set on a Honda Passport--it still gets a V-6. Not that the passport is a truck, but this is for the wife. I just love that Honda is still putting V-6's in things.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:55 PM (z/ifB)
____

I got my mom a Highlander. They too have V6s, or at least they did in 2022 when I bought it. She needs a 3rd row seat.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

Acura MDX

Posted by: The sugar industry at April 09, 2024 02:00 PM (NtVYv)

309 It's already screwed up, it's a turbo charged, 4cylindar, with a lithium ion battery and an electric motor, in an "off-road" vehicle that is meant to get muddy and wet and fjord rivers and streams.

This... I gotta see.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 01:52 PM (XV/Pl)

I think Toyota went hybrid will all of their redesigned truck/suv line (well the Sequioa, maybe not the highlander?) and that's...an interesting choice. I think most people are going to hate it, but then again people just seem to buy whatever is pushed in front of them.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 02:00 PM (z/ifB)

310 =====

Are Teslas even all that expensive? I just looked and one of their sedans runs about $40K.

Posted by: Jordan61
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Did you sit in it? Was it easy to get in and out of? Drive or ride in it? Was it comfortable?
Serious considerations, not a joke.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 02:00 PM (2BB5W)

311 215 This brunette in a dress is starting to suspect that there is no "climate crisis" at all:
http://tiny.cc/keapxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:47 PM (HnUIn)

Literally never shows her teeth. She's featured on Outkick quite a bit. It's weird.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 09, 2024 02:00 PM (KbCG3)

312 Speaking of pro-Hamas..

Listened to an Adam Carolla episode . He had a Jewish comedian on. His brother moved to Israel and is an Israeli citizen. His grandparents are holocaust survivors. Adam asks him who he’s going to vote for. Without a second thought he said Biden of course because… OrangeManBad.

One person does not make an entire group of course. But it fits with my prediction that the Dem Jewish vote will plummet to 80.22% from the current 80.29% now that Biden is 100% in on Hamas.

Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 02:01 PM (Y6Wgg)

313 My dreams always revolve around getting to train stations and never being able to make connections. Also, constantly being late for work.

Posted by: Len Neal at April 09, 2024 02:01 PM (9yXr+)

314 Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 01:53 PM (Y6Wgg)

The fact that their solution is everything they want to do anyway is another clue.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 02:01 PM (ZxmOG)

315 Literally never shows her teeth. She's featured on Outkick quite a bit. It's weird.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 09, 2024 02:00 PM (KbCG3)
++++
Huh. Maybe she has bad teeth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 02:02 PM (HnUIn)

316 Literally never shows her teeth.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer


Not everybody's as gifted in that department as I am.

Posted by: AOC at April 09, 2024 02:02 PM (9yWhg)

317 It is because he made the Biden is a Roomba joke so he is now the anti woke comedian that conservatives are supposed to like and lefties like SNL and Bud Light use to 'prove' that they aren't lefties.
Posted by: anon at April 09, 2024 01:50 PM (RqMDa)

I saw one of his bits, he said something about gay, and supposedly that was edgy and yet allowed. As if as you suggest, it was to illustrate the left could somehow laugh at something the Wokies would otherwise lose their shit over.

Except, the joke wasn't funny.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 02:02 PM (O7vEC)

318 Did you sit in it? Was it easy to get in and out of? Drive or ride in it? Was it comfortable?
Serious considerations, not a joke.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 02:00 PM (2BB5W)

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No. I just looked up the closest dealer (which is on the other side of the state) and pulled up the first sedan I could find.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 09, 2024 02:02 PM (DRSnL)

319 288 I can't wait until the Democrat convention. I bet it's going to be an epic food fight. Israel vs. Hamas, Biden vs. someone else, ... etc.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:55 PM (dpmG

Israel vs Hamas? Unlikely since 99.9% of Dems are pro Hamas.
Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 01:56 PM (Y6Wgg)
__

Yea. There might be isolated pockets of pro-Israel protestors there. But the vast majority of protestors will be violent, feral pro-Hamas leftwing animals fighting with other leftwing Democrap fellow-travelers over how many pretty young Jewesses should be raped for the cause. It. Gonna. Be. Epic.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 02:03 PM (iFTx/)

320 There's a great Bobby Bare song BTW

THE WINNER by BOBBY BARE

youtube.com/watch?v=JRWlnv0_svU

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 02:03 PM (WCiZg)

321 The Guardian, NPR and The Conversation are among the hundreds of media outlets associated with or listed as partners with an organization called Covering Climate Now (CCN), which encourages reporters to insert "climate crisis" narratives into all their stories.

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"On November 21, 2021, provenly-racist Climate Change and it's accomplice The Sun victimized and hijacked Darrell Edward Brooks Jr. Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV) causing it to -- AGAINST HIS WILL -- drive through the annual Christmas parade in Waukesha, Wisconsin, United States -- accidentally killing 6 people and injuring 62 otherwise deserving white people, especially old women and children."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 09, 2024 02:03 PM (Q27C0)

322 2023 still has V6 w/ manual. Where were you looking?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2024 01:59 PM (IG4Id)

Not a fan of the V6, although they have their uses. Raucous exhaust note to them. An inline six is a far better engine, but hard to find these days. Nothing wrong with a good 4-banger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 02:03 PM (tkR6S)

323
Every couple of years, the local TV news and newspapers would scream about the tar balls found on Santa Barbara beaches, blaming the oil companies who operate the offshore oil rigs.

Then about a month later, they'd issue a quiet correction, admitting that the tar balls were normal, from offshore oil seepage that had been going on for centuries and that the Chumash injuns would gather tar balls to seal their canoes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2024 02:03 PM (n+4am)

324 The fact that their solution is everything they want to do anyway is another clue.
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 02:01 PM (ZxmOG)
_______________

I immediately discount anyone who gets hysterical about something.

"WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT NOW OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

"Easy there, chief, take a Midol and lay down for a while."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 02:03 PM (dpmG8)

325 "Our elites have said repeatedly 95% of the population must be eliminated to "save the earth".

They aren't elite. They're a death cult, staffed by bland bureaucrats.

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 09, 2024 02:03 PM (JcnCJ)

326 I had a conversation with a colleague the other day where I expressed the opinion that maybe if he stopped working really hard and making money so he could qualify for loans to buy awesome cars from companies that hate his fucking guts, and want him dead, maybe my country might start to recover.

Posted by: Len Neal at April 09, 2024 02:04 PM (9yXr+)

327 Most of the Jews I knew growing up didnt give a fuck about Israel except for taking a vacation there occasionally. Leftards gonna leftard.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 02:04 PM (ZxmOG)

328 Gah, my soon to be college bound nephew seems to understand the forces of fascism at work in our current 'democracy' but has a huge blind spot and unfortunately is all in on 'climate change'. The brainwashing these kids go through is massive.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2024 02:04 PM (fs1hN)

329 This brunette in a dress is starting to suspect that there is no "climate crisis" at all:
http://tiny.cc/keapxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:47 PM (HnUIn)
Hubba Hubba


)

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 09, 2024 02:04 PM (P4Pk9)

330 Definite climate crisis here. Seventy degrees and sunny. A gout reaction in my ankle is the only thing keeping me off the golf course. Damn climate crisis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 09, 2024 02:04 PM (ixVYR)

331 The RWD Tesla 3 is about the price of a well equipped Camry. The notion that Teslas are only for rich people is about 10 years out of date.

Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 02:04 PM (Y6Wgg)

332 I got my mom a Highlander. They too have V6s, or at least they did in 2022 when I bought it. She needs a 3rd row seat.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

Yep. It's faster than the Honda Pilot (Honda's three row). We eventually decided that we can live without the third row now, with only two kids actually still at home.

The savagegeese channel on youtube pushed us more toward honda than toyota.

Which brought us back to the passport--which has the same engine as the Pilot, but is a bit smaller vehicle, so decent power. People seem to have good things to say about Honda's smart 4 wheel drive system. Not going to do technical off roading or anything but it's pretty capable for what it is.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 02:05 PM (z/ifB)

333 Wow, I just saw this. 2024:

"13% means that one out of every 8 vehicles sold in California last year was a Tesla"

https://tinyurl.com/yqm3u3hc

It would be interesting to know total sales of all makes and models (not just EVs) in each state.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 02:05 PM (WCiZg)

334 Hydrostatic trannies on tractors you can keep. In fact they suck. Give me a 16 forward/16 reverse manual on me tractor. Talk about options, save for a top speed in the neighborhood of 20 mph in top gear against the governor.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 09, 2024 02:05 PM (pohLc)

335 I think Toyota went hybrid will all of their redesigned truck/suv line (well the Sequioa, maybe not the highlander?) and that's...an interesting choice. I think most people are going to hate it, but then again people just seem to buy whatever is pushed in front of them.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 02:00 PM (z/ifB)

If the internet is to be believed (and why wouldn't it), Toyota is really panicking over their lack of truck/SUV sales.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 02:05 PM (O7vEC)

336 Have any of you seen the Hockey Goalie Mikayla Demaiter ?

Whoa.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 09, 2024 02:05 PM (NtVYv)

337
My big ass snow shovel is still parked outside my garage door. Just for insurance. I think the largest snow fall ever recorded in my area occurred in April one year in the 80's. Something like two feet of snow. Completely gone the next day. Without a trace.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 09, 2024 02:05 PM (RKVpM)

338 Every couple of years, the local TV news and newspapers would scream about the tar balls found on Santa Barbara beaches, blaming the oil companies who operate the offshore oil rigs.

Then about a month later, they'd issue a quiet correction, admitting that the tar balls were normal, from offshore oil seepage that had been going on for centuries and that the Chumash injuns would gather tar balls to seal their canoes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Those complaints happen a lot more often now that there is a lot less oil production. Environmentals still blame the greater tar on our beaches is due to the oil platforms. Can't fix indoctrinated.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 09, 2024 02:05 PM (17s+e)

339 I don't think you can cross the streams in a fjord, it's typically frowned upon.

What will be funny is brackish water hitting the 800v rail in a 100k hybrid off-roader.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 02:00 PM (XV/Pl)

Point was, you "ford" rivers; you don't "fjord" them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 02:06 PM (tkR6S)

340 Shit, I put my life savings in cocoa futures.

If you did it before January, you've doubled your money.

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/CC=F

Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2024 02:06 PM (sNc8Y)

341 It's basically a sick day where I (barely) show up for work.

Well, don't forget: we're going to need to see a doctor's note tomorrow.

Seriously, hope you feel better and get back in the groove. You're the most interesting - and least expensive! - therapy around for all of us feeling high politics-based anxiety.

Posted by: Paco at April 09, 2024 02:06 PM (njExo)

342
Then about a month later, they'd issue a quiet correction, admitting that the tar balls were normal, from offshore oil seepage that had been going on for centuries and that the Chumash injuns would gather tar balls to seal their canoes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

From the Wikipedia article on Pismo Beach:

The name Pismo comes from the Chumash language word for tar, pismuʔ,[2] which was gathered from tar springs in Price Canyon near Pismo Beach. The tar was a valuable product, which the Chumash used to caulk their seagoing canoes

Posted by: AOC at April 09, 2024 02:06 PM (9yWhg)

343 Yea. There might be isolated pockets of pro-Israel protestors there. But the vast majority of protestors will be violent, feral pro-Hamas leftwing animals fighting with other leftwing Democrap fellow-travelers over how many pretty young Jewesses should be raped for the cause. It. Gonna. Be. Epic.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 02:03 PM (iFTx/)
________________

The problem is that Biden is trying to thread the needle between supporting Israel (kinda, a little; gotta keep those campaign donations coming in) and keeping the unwashed pro-Hamas crazies on side.

With luck, he'll infuriate both sides.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 02:06 PM (dpmG8)

344 Oh noes! NOAA has predicted another record breaking hurricane season due to climate boiling or what ever ludicrous name they use these days.

Sure Jan.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 09, 2024 02:06 PM (LjgPm)

345 Oops, off donkey-choppers sock.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024 02:07 PM (9yWhg)

346 Note:

I didn't say Teslas were only for rich people.

I said wealthy gay white men were the main buyers.

This isn't particularly debatable:

The average household income of a new Tesla owner in 2024 is $150,015, down slightly from 153,135 in 2018...

We looked at the gender of current new Tesla owners, including Tesla Model S and Tesla Model X. Overall, Tesla owners skew 74% male...

Tesla owners tend to not have children in the home. 70% of all current Tesla owners have no children at home, compared to 66% several years ago. That’s even higher for Tesla Model S owners, of which 73% have no children at home...


https://tinyurl.com/y3rzxqb5

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 02:07 PM (WCiZg)

347 The story about shortage of Easter chocolate bunnies rings hollow.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2024 02:07 PM (991eG)

348 The climate crisis needs a Horst Wessel to convince me. Libtards need to put their life on the line for the cause.

It make take more than one two, or a hundred, but eventually I’m fairly certain that I might be convinced.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 09, 2024 02:07 PM (JTwsP)

349 Your insomnia is due to climate change, ace.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 09, 2024 02:07 PM (ufFY8)

350 In the tar ball vein. Oppossums seen in the day do not have rabies. They don't get it.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 09, 2024 02:08 PM (Z8Yh2)

351 Before today I hadn't heard a peep about Easter candy shortages.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2024 02:08 PM (991eG)

352 Way late to the thread, but dammit. 7 beat me to it, and again illustrates Horde Mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 09, 2024 02:08 PM (ufFY8)

353 Just from eyeballing I’d say there are more Teslas in california major cities, than any other car. At least for cars 5 years old or newer. Prius probably is in 2nd place.

Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 02:08 PM (Y6Wgg)

354 Fuck EV's

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 09, 2024 02:09 PM (P4Pk9)

355 The story about shortage of Easter chocolate bunnies rings hollow.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2024 02:07 PM (991eG)



*groan*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2024 02:09 PM (aD39U)

356 "My big ass snow shovel is still parked outside my garage door"


Sounds like the start of a country western song

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 09, 2024 02:09 PM (NtVYv)

357 Before today I hadn't heard a peep about Easter candy shortages.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2024 02:08 PM (991eG)

Most of it barely tastes like chocolate anyway.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 09, 2024 02:09 PM (JTwsP)

358 Biden has EOed that all chocolate bunnies are now to be made of oysters to save the planet from burning.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 09, 2024 02:10 PM (17s+e)

359 Before today I hadn't heard a peep about Easter candy shortages.

It's real. I was at the store yesterday and they didn't have any Easter candy AT ALL!

Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2024 02:10 PM (sNc8Y)

360 331 The RWD Tesla 3 is about the price of a well equipped Camry. The notion that Teslas are only for rich people is about 10 years out of date.
Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 02:04 PM (Y6Wgg)
________

True, but the 3 is their cheap car. The other models go past $100k. I'd like to know the average selling price of the brand. And I think the narrative that "Teslas are for the rich" figures into the equation that the Tesla will almost always be a second car to a luxury brand. The average income of a Tesla buyer is over $150k.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

361 Have any of you seen the Hockey Goalie Mikayla Demaiter ?

Whoa.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 09, 2024 02:05 PM (NtVYv)

Looks like she's taken a lot of shots to the face.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 02:10 PM (ZxmOG)

362 Before today I hadn't heard a peep about Easter candy shortages.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2024 02:08 PM (991eG)

heh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 02:10 PM (tkR6S)

363 351 Before today I hadn't heard a peep about Easter candy shortages.
_____

It's usually about this time where I would have to hunt through the cellophane grass at the bottom of the easter basket for any loose m&m's that somehow escaped my earlier foraging.

(sorry, can't think of another pun to keep egging this on)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2024 02:10 PM (fs1hN)

364 344 Oh noes! NOAA has predicted another record breaking hurricane season due to climate boiling or what ever ludicrous name they use these days.

Sure Jan.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 09, 2024 02:06 PM (LjgPm)

So many things affect Hurricane numbers. If upper-level winds are too strong, no hurricanes. Surface ocean temp is probably the most important factor.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

365 Climate change is real, prepare for the next ice age in a decade or century. Mabe next Millennium who knows?

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 02:10 PM (fwDg9)

366 This brunette in a dress is starting to suspect that there is no "climate crisis" at all:
http://tiny.cc/keapxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:47 PM (HnUIn)

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That's a lovely dress.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 09, 2024 02:11 PM (mzc9P)

367
Nothing wrong with a good 4-banger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 02:03 PM


I have a 4-banger in my Rav and its acceleration from a dead stop is nothing short of amazing. Some engines sizes I would compare it to?

327/325 Chevy, 340/275 'Cuda.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 09, 2024 02:11 PM (RKVpM)

368 "climate change is making chocolate more expensive."

-
Well, I knew it wasn't Bidenflation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 09, 2024 02:11 PM (FVME7)

369
My dreams always revolve around getting to train stations and never being able to make connections. Also, constantly being late for work.
Posted by: Len Neal at April 09, 2024 02:01 PM (9yXr+)



My dreams revolve around being called back into the Army, and not having time to get new uniforms, so I have to report in ill-fitting 80s-era BDUs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 09, 2024 02:11 PM (n+4am)

370 The story about shortage of Easter chocolate bunnies rings hollow.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2024 02:07 PM (991eG)

...

Last year my kids got me a t-shirt with the cartoon where one chocoloate bunny has his tail bitten off and says "my butt hurts" to another chocolate bunny whose ears are bitten off, who responds "what?"

I still laugh when I see it.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 02:11 PM (z/ifB)

371 The problem is that Biden is trying to thread the needle between supporting Israel (kinda, a little; gotta keep those campaign donations coming in) and keeping the unwashed pro-Hamas crazies on side.

With luck, he'll infuriate both sides.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 02:06 PM (dpmG

While it's fun to watch them implode over this issue, just as they are with the economy, my assumption is there's something looming on the horizon, by the time the DNC convention rolls around, nobody will be talking about any of this stuff anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 02:11 PM (O7vEC)

372 350 In the tar ball vein. Oppossums seen in the day do not have rabies. They don't get it.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 09, 2024 02:08 PM (Z8Yh2)

ALMOST correct. They can get it, even though their body temp is around 95°F. There have been rare cases.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

373 Before today I hadn't heard a peep about Easter candy shortages.
_________________

Scene at some leftist cabal: "OK, we need a new crisis to wind up the neurotics out there. Anybody got anything?"

"How about a chocolate shortage? That'll wind up the chicks."

"Record bee populations - what is going on? We have a bee crisis!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 02:12 PM (dpmG8)

374 Why doesn’t anyone on the right do this stuff?

They don't control the information flow. (I assume by "the right" you mean people who don't buy into the lie.)

Posted by: AK at work at April 09, 2024 02:12 PM (o+IHV)

375 @339

>>Point was, you "ford" rivers; you don't "fjord" them.

Whatever dude, I was just joshing, you're profoundly silly.

Do me a favor, don't ever respond to any comment I make.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 02:12 PM (XV/Pl)

376 Manuals are niche market they are purchased by romantics and off roaders, other than that they have no value. - unless you have a spare analogue vehicle set aside for the end times.
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Heh. First time that I have been described as a 'romantic'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2024 02:12 PM (XeU6L)

377 354 Fuck EV's

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 09, 2024 02:09 PM (P4Pk9)

Sounds painful; they don't have an exhaust port.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

378 Just from eyeballing I’d say there are more Teslas in california major cities, than any other car. At least for cars 5 years old or newer. Prius probably is in 2nd place.
Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 02:08 PM (Y6Wgg)


Yeah no. At least, not looking at LA traffic cameras.

Maybe it is different at rush hour.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 09, 2024 02:12 PM (aD39U)

379 Nothing wrong with a good 4-banger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------------

Offenhauser has entered the conversation.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 02:12 PM (2BB5W)

380 This story is hard to accept because it requires me to believe that many in the MSM are corrupt, stupid, and lazy.

Posted by: Bud Norton at April 09, 2024 02:12 PM (6cOMd)

381 What % of ALL car owners have no children at home? No kids at home also means older car buyers whose kids are out of the house. And yeah Teslas buyers skew younger which means less likely to have kids.

If Tesla relied only on gay rich men for sales they’d be out of business. lol.

Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 02:12 PM (Y6Wgg)

382 Looks like she's taken a lot of shots to the face.
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 02:10 PM (ZxmOG)

Wait, wut?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 09, 2024 02:12 PM (ufFY8)

383 CO2 is plant food.... funny as how it goes up, so do crop yields...

What a Co Ink E Dink!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 09, 2024 02:12 PM (xaFKb)

384 Just from eyeballing I’d say there are more Teslas in california major cities, than any other car. At least for cars 5 years old or newer. Prius probably is in 2nd place.
Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 02:08 PM (Y6Wgg)

Plenty of them whizzing around the metro Phoenix area. never seen one with kids in it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 02:13 PM (tkR6S)

385 358 Biden has EOed that all chocolate bunnies are now to be made of oysters to save the planet from burning.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 09, 2024 02:10 PM (17s+e)

Collected in the Rocky Mountains.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 02:13 PM (ynpvh)

386 I can't wait until the Democrat convention. I bet it's going to be an epic food fight. Israel vs. Hamas, Biden vs. someone else, ... etc.
---
Dearborn is a 4 hour drive to Chicago.

Yeah, their convention is gonna be lit.

We either get white officers handing out Hickory shampoos.
Or dusky lads overrunning law and order.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2024 02:13 PM (yikga)

387 Jordan61, thanks.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 02:13 PM (2BB5W)

388 364 344 Oh noes! NOAA has predicted another record breaking hurricane season due to climate boiling or what ever ludicrous name they use these days.

Sure Jan.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 09, 2024 02:06 PM (LjgPm)

So many things affect Hurricane numbers. If upper-level winds are too strong, no hurricanes. Surface ocean temp is probably the most important factor.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 02:10 PM (ynpvh)
_______

The biggest difference is that they are now tracking hurricanes that have no chance of landfall. They used to only name and track hurricanes that posed some danger to civilization. But in order to artificially inflate the number of hurricanes, they changed the methodology. Pure fraud.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 02:13 PM (iFTx/)

389 Have any of you seen the Hockey Goalie Mikayla Demaiter ?

Whoa.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 09, 2024 02:05 PM (NtVYv)

I'd like to give her an Easter candy shortage.

I don't know what that means.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 02:13 PM (ZxmOG)

390 Nike can survive on the B-Ball repeat buyers. Tesla can likely survive on niche luxury market gay men shoppers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 02:14 PM (WCiZg)

391 In five years I expect to see Greta on a street corner4 with a tin cup saying, "Hey Mist4r! Got any spare climate change?"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2024 02:14 PM (991eG)

392 322 2023 still has V6 w/ manual. Where were you looking?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2024 01:59 PM (IG4Id)

Not a fan of the V6, although they have their uses. Raucous exhaust note to them. An inline six is a far better engine, but hard to find these days. Nothing wrong with a good 4-banger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 02:03 PM (tkR6S)

Amateurs.

Posted by: FIB's GangBanging Crew at April 09, 2024 02:14 PM (ynpvh)

393 Oppossums seen in the day do not have rabies.

What about those sneaky bastards in the night

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 09, 2024 02:14 PM (P4Pk9)

394 242 "Can someone explain to me why Shane Gillis is suddenly everyone's favorite comedian? I just don't see it."

It is because he made the Biden is a Roomba joke so he is now the anti woke comedian that conservatives are supposed to like and lefties like SNL and Bud Light use to 'prove' that they aren't lefties.

Posted by: anon at April 09, 2024 01:50 PM (RqMDa)

I think he's pretty funny. Getting cancelled by SNL raised his profile. He's pretty clearly one of the few who's not afraid to come out and just say whatever he wants, but he's definitely not a conservative. Like anon said, all it took was one Biden joke to set him apart from today's dreck.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 09, 2024 02:14 PM (KbCG3)

395 344 Oh noes! NOAA has predicted another record breaking hurricane season due to climate boiling or what ever ludicrous name they use these days.
_________________

As if they have any idea whatsoever. And what's this "another" record breaking hurricane season? I thought there had been a dearth of hurricanes in recent years.

Last, I want someone to put his name - and his career - on the line with that prediction. If he's wrong, he gets fired. Period.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 02:15 PM (dpmG8)

396 My new car is an inline 3 cylinder180 horsepower.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 09, 2024 02:15 PM (MeG8a)

397 "According to a recent study published by LendingTree, Tesla owners have the highest accident rate of 30 vehicle brands, with 23.54 accidents per 1,000 drivers. "

hahahahaha

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 02:15 PM (WCiZg)

398 True, but the 3 is their cheap car. The other models go past $100k. I'd like to know the average selling price of the brand. And I think the narrative that "Teslas are for the rich" figures into the equation that the Tesla will almost always be a second car to a luxury brand. The average income of a Tesla buyer is over $150k.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

Toyota sells $100k vehicles as well. They’re called Lexus. VW sells $200k vehicles, they’re called Porsches. Chevy sells $100k cars called Cadillac Escalade.

Tesla doesn’t play those branding games.

Only

Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 02:15 PM (Y6Wgg)

399 Have any of you seen the Hockey Goalie Mikayla Demaiter ?

Whoa.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway


Enhanced, I believe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024 02:15 PM (9yWhg)

400 counter intuitive global warming narrative: Less sunspot activity, less heat to put moisture in the air, said moisture helps keep temps down across the globe and the lack of moisture from the ocean means hotter summers on land.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 09, 2024 02:15 PM (tT6L1)

401 365 Climate change is real, prepare for the next ice age in a decade or century. Mabe next Millennium who knows?
Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 02:10 PM (fwDg9)

Actually.... aren't we coming out of a small Ice Age now? Which is why the slight temp rise we have, is natural.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 09, 2024 02:15 PM (xaFKb)

402 What in the jiminy world of a silent j is happening here?

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 02:16 PM (ZxmOG)

403 Get well soon, ace. Thanks for all you do for us!

Posted by: m at April 09, 2024 02:16 PM (o3SCB)

404 - Not Found

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 09, 2024 02:16 PM (RKVpM)

405 Nothing wrong with a good 4-banger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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4 million Pontiac Iron Dukes would so testify.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2024 02:16 PM (XeU6L)

406 Enhanced, I believe.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024 02:15 PM (9yWhg)

Even when she's naked, she has pads on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 02:17 PM (tkR6S)

407 Hope you feel better by now, Ace. These climate nazis are trying to kill us all.

Posted by: FINGERS at April 09, 2024 02:17 PM (C8ve7)

408 Heh. First time that I have been described as a 'romantic'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2024 02:12 PM (XeU6L)

Same here. First few days of the new (auto) vehicle, without the manual, it feels like someone else is driving the damn thing.

The other thing is though, I've noticed my own tension in traffic is less, so I'm reluctant to admit I am probably better off without the stick.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 02:17 PM (O7vEC)

409 391 In five years I expect to see Greta on a street corner4 with a tin cup saying, "Hey Mist4r! Got any spare climate change?"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2024 02:14 PM (991eG)

What happens when you pay the carbon tax.
Climate change is what you have left over after paying the Carbon Tax.

Posted by: FIB's GangBanging Crew at April 09, 2024 02:18 PM (ynpvh)

410 another thing Teslas does is sell direct. There’s no dealer bullshit. You order a car, it gets delivered. No price negotiating no dealer nonsense no car salesman games.

For that alone Tesla gets a thumbs up from me. The dealer model needs to be destroyed once and for all.

Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 02:18 PM (Y6Wgg)

411 Have any of you seen the Hockey Goalie Mikayla Demaiter ?

Whoa.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Thank goodness global warmening has forced her to wear bikinis.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 09, 2024 02:18 PM (ufFY8)

412 _______

The biggest difference is that they are now tracking hurricanes that have no chance of landfall. They used to only name and track hurricanes that posed some danger to civilization. But in order to artificially inflate the number of hurricanes, they changed the methodology. Pure fraud.

Posted by: Elric Blade
------------------------

Dunder heads cannot comprehend.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 02:19 PM (2BB5W)

413 A world wide ban on fossil fuels would be even more catastrophic for third world Countries Of Color that often rely on the export of fossil fuels and most certainly can't afford hyper-expensive green energy. They would starve even faster than the rest of us or the Western, white libs pushing this insanity. Isn't that racist? Or is that the goal?

Posted by: Ripley at April 09, 2024 02:19 PM (JojsZ)

414 My dreams a
Re mostly work, not real jobs, sometimes impossible to do but it's a dream so do it anyway.
Often wake up thinking I should clock some overtime

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 02:19 PM (fwDg9)

415 215
This brunette in a dress is starting to suspect that there is no "climate crisis" at all:
http://tiny.cc/keapxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

She's causing a climate crisis in my pants.

Posted by: wth at April 09, 2024 02:19 PM (v0R5T)

416 Nood.

Posted by: Big Easter Bunny at April 09, 2024 02:19 PM (PiwSw)

417 Do me a favor, don't ever respond to any comment I make.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 02:12 PM (XV/Pl)
===
9.5

Posted by: Soviet Flounciness Judge at April 09, 2024 02:19 PM (RIvkX)

418 Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop


When do we get the daily soap slut update?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024 02:19 PM (9yWhg)

419 A good friend of mine, bless her soul, was perennially stressed and drove a stick which honestly fit her to a t.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 02:20 PM (ZxmOG)

420 We have been cooling down since 2008. That's why the warmies abandoned globul warming for climate change. Its all BS and the gov loves it. They get tax increases and more control over your life.

Posted by: vic at April 09, 2024 02:20 PM (A5THL)

421 402 What in the jiminy world of a silent j is happening here?
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 02:16 PM (ZxmOG)

wut

Posted by: m at April 09, 2024 02:20 PM (o3SCB)

422 Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2024 01:57 PM (LkLld)

It seems like it’s something out of a comic book. Super wealthy villains that want total control and to kill a shit load of people.

It’s so far fetched, but it’s true.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 09, 2024 02:20 PM (8JpqG)

423 For that alone Tesla gets a thumbs up from me. The dealer model needs to be destroyed once and for all.
Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 02:18 PM (Y6Wgg)

Be sure to keep the carton and all the packing materials, so you can send it back to the factory when it breaks down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 02:20 PM (tkR6S)

424 401 365 Climate change is real, prepare for the next ice age in a decade or century. Mabe next Millennium who knows?
Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 02:10 PM (fwDg9)

Actually.... aren't we coming out of a small Ice Age now? Which is why the slight temp rise we have, is natural.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 09, 2024 02:15 PM (xaFKb)

The upper east coast (e.g. New Yawk) is still RISING due to the effects of the ice sheets from the last ice age.

Posted by: FIB's GangBanging Crew at April 09, 2024 02:20 PM (ynpvh)

425 Actually.... aren't we coming out of a small Ice Age now? Which is why the slight temp rise we have, is natural.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 09, 2024 02:15 PM (xaFKb)

Yeah, we're technically still in one. Overall temp comparisons, if you look at the famous "hockey stick" we're on an almost imperceptible uptick, that is far far on the low end of things, when compared over the entirety of humanity's time on this planet.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 02:21 PM (O7vEC)

426 404 - Not Found
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 09, 2024 02:16 PM (RKVpM)

nicely done

Posted by: m at April 09, 2024 02:21 PM (o3SCB)

427 Quick search shows over 90% of all Tesla sales in 2023 were model 3/Y, in other words the “cheap” ones. The X/S are the outliers.

Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 02:22 PM (Y6Wgg)

428 @372 possums are believed to get rabies but only if they were sick from some other cause. Unlucky possum

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 09, 2024 02:22 PM (ixVYR)

429
Be sure to keep the carton and all the packing materials, so you can send it back to the factory when it breaks down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 02:20 PM (tkR6S)

Or I dunno take it to the local Tesla Service center? Better yet have them come to me. Tesla does mobile mechanic service for small items.

Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 02:23 PM (Y6Wgg)

430 nood

Posted by: vic at April 09, 2024 02:25 PM (A5THL)

431 Actually.... aren't we coming out of a small Ice Age now? Which is why the slight temp rise we have, is natural.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 09, 2024 02:15 PM (xaFKb)
==
There have always been mini cooling periods. We are nearing the end of the interglacial warming period - they typically last from 10K-30K years. We are 25K into this one. Which means based upon our current understandings between now and the year 7025 we should go into a formal glacierization period. They typically last 70K to 90K years. This results in the roughly 100K cycle.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 09, 2024 02:29 PM (GZYu7)

432 Univ. of Washington conducted secret cloud seeding experiments from USS Hornet in an attempt to make clouds reflect more sunlight.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 01:25 PM (p4w7z)

This and the idea that we need to block out the sun because of climate change makes me think that the reason the Fermi paradox exists is that technologically advanced civilizations think they're gods and then do something hubristic and stupid which destroys their society and so can't contact others in the universe.

Posted by: InZona at April 09, 2024 02:30 PM (E+mhF)

433 Quick search shows over 90% of all Tesla sales in 2023 were model 3/Y, in other words the “cheap” ones. The X/S are the outliers.

Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 02:22 PM (Y6Wgg)
==
Which means their customer base is rather affluent compared to other car buyers. Toyota is around $110K. Which includes the big truck and SUVs. But not Lexus.

Posted by: Black JEM at April 09, 2024 02:31 PM (GZYu7)

434 >>>For that alone Tesla gets a thumbs up from me. The dealer model needs to be destroyed once and for all.

Posted by: Montec a
-----------

That 300' drop off a cliff in CA and the 4 passengers with minor injuries is not to sniff at.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 02:37 PM (2BB5W)

435 No sleep last night?

Bragging or complaining?

Your French girlfriend, right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 09, 2024 02:41 PM (u82oZ)

436 What if I DON’T want to read the whole thing at Just the News or anywhere else?

(Climate, global, warming, something…such a sound theory, it needs marketing. And there is literally nothing it is responsible for. Even those stupid eclipses, amirite?”

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 09, 2024 03:57 PM (QCSQH)

437 Tune them out and turn them off

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 09, 2024 05:15 PM (wGqjj)

438 Dear Ace, I am sorry to hear that you are suffering insomnia because of the terrible guilt you are dealing with.

Please come clean about your gay fetish orgies with CBD and Governor Meatball and all will be forgiven. You’re an arrogant ignorant twit but you are our arrogant ignorant twit.

Posted by: Not Fat Dumb Ron at April 09, 2024 07:15 PM (G2REX)

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