Baby Driver Cafe

Dunnottar Castle, Scotland
from VisitAberdeen

Supposedly, a lost dog catches scent of his owner in a public square. The owner is actually in a metro car that just pulled up to the square, briefly.

In Soviet Russia, birds give treats to you.

Men when their ladies take the wheel.

Guitar lullaby.

A perfectly-executed 300-point turn.

Soccer looks 60% less dumb.

Wait for it.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/H6MNN9zZUp
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) April 8, 2024

Dog says: NOT HOT!

Is this personal?pic.twitter.com/PCRIggcNL0
— Figen (@TheFigen_) April 9, 2024

Dogs can love cartoons too. 😂pic.twitter.com/lr7gycYmjP
— Figen (@TheFigen_) April 9, 2024

Little girl helping her father in the field. 🤗🤗pic.twitter.com/Z6J0nF0iYU
— Figen (@TheFigen_) April 9, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM

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1 FIRST!

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at April 09, 2024 07:50 PM (sMkAM)

2 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2024 07:50 PM (AqP+r)

3 Threeth

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at April 09, 2024 07:52 PM (sMkAM)

4 Hiya Nurse...

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at April 09, 2024 07:52 PM (sMkAM)

5 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 09, 2024 07:53 PM (ENQN6)

6 Dunnottar Castle, Scotland

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Geez! They haven't kept up with maintenance!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 09, 2024 07:53 PM (FVME7)

7 Be careful out there, folks. Remember, people like SJL drive.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 07:54 PM (vFG9F)

8 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 07:55 PM (fwDg9)

9 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2024 07:55 PM (OX9vb)

10 That small kid driving makes me wonder. How are his braking skills? I'll bet he can't reach the pedal.

But cute.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 09, 2024 07:57 PM (u82oZ)

11 Men when their ladies take the wheel.

That was hilarious.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 09, 2024 07:57 PM (V8he0)

12 damn betcha that castle never got taken in a siege, amirite?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 07:57 PM (PFYt9)

13 Brawndo!

It's got electrolytes!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 07:58 PM (PFYt9)

14 ⚔️ vs ⭐️
Puck drop shortly
The season could end for the youngsters tonight

Let’s go 🦬

Posted by: browndog pining for the playoffs at April 09, 2024 07:58 PM (TTAGa)

15 yay! lucky 13!

woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 07:58 PM (PFYt9)

16 What is going on with the baby driver?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 09, 2024 07:58 PM (Ka3bZ)

17 Little girl helping her dad out in the field...pretty damn cute!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 09, 2024 07:58 PM (YRsIm)

18 Thank you for the bats last week, Ace!

I hope y'all are feeling better. Get some sleep!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 09, 2024 07:59 PM (a3Q+t)

19 "damn betcha that castle never got taken in a siege, amirite?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez"

I'll just leave this down here at the end of the driveway, ok?

Posted by: The UPS driver at April 09, 2024 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

20 Man letting woman drive forgot his crash helmet ⛑️

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 08:00 PM (fwDg9)

21 Usually they say you have to be old enough to reach the pedals and see ... through?.. the wheel before you operate farm equipment

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 09, 2024 08:00 PM (ou9hh)

22 Drama in the RFK Jr. / Dem-Dem world. RFK Jr's VP pick Nicole Shanananahan was asked about Rep Ro Khananaanna's apparent denunciation of her intent to run.

@NicoleShanahan - In my conversation with Ro he congratulated me on the position and encouraged me to run, stating that every American has the right to run in this country. He stated that we live in a democracy, and it was wrong for anyone to threaten me against running.

Clearly, Ro has changed his stance based on pressure from the party. I hope he understands how anti-democratic it is to ask someone to step down from a race that empowers the American public to make their own decisions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2024 08:00 PM (IG4Id)

23 Pretty cool out here on the patio this evening. Gotta have a blanket over the flannel pjs. The tiny pups aren't complaining at all.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 09, 2024 08:01 PM (YRsIm)

24 The baby diving with her dad was cute. The dad playing the guitar for his baby also very cute.

Posted by: Tuna at April 09, 2024 08:01 PM (oaGWv)

25 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at April 09, 2024 08:02 PM (1Yy3c)

26 Dunnottar Castle, Scotland

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Geez! They haven't kept up with maintenance!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 09, 2024 07:53 PM (FVME7)

Charming and quaint fixer upper with gorgeous views.

Posted by: Realtor Speak at April 09, 2024 08:02 PM (4I/2K)

27 19, yeah, I'wd parbly say the same thing & just hike up ...

but I would expect the Scottish courtesy of a shot handed to me by the butler when he opened the front door.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 08:03 PM (PFYt9)

28 LBC: Darts hit by farting allegations: Star accused rival of 'stinking the stage out' in incredible post-match rant

https://tinyurl.com/2p9bxwb7

Posted by: Robert at April 09, 2024 08:03 PM (1Yy3c)

29 Maybe the dog objected to the dress, not the girl.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 09, 2024 08:03 PM (ftFVW)

30 >damn betcha that castle never got taken in a siege, amirite?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 07:57 PM (PFYt9)
—————-
The effort that it must’ve taken to build that castle is mind boggling. A lot of determination there and brute strength. Now the Scots will arrest you if you hurt someones feelings.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 09, 2024 08:03 PM (VFjIl)

31 Fox News: Wynonna Judd's daughter arrested on indecent exposure charge

https://tinyurl.com/5xhpzjmv

Posted by: Robert at April 09, 2024 08:03 PM (1Yy3c)

32 WSJ: Eggs, Ammo and Underwear: Inside Ukraine’s New Push Against Military Graft
Renewed efforts to overhaul procurement follow a series of scandals that provoked outcry in Ukraine and disquiet among allies

https://archive.is/sOX2V

Posted by: Robert at April 09, 2024 08:04 PM (1Yy3c)

33 @6

>>Geez! They haven't kept up with maintenance!

It's a metaphor for the current state of Boeing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 08:05 PM (XV/Pl)

34 That lil' girl driving the farm truck?

By time she's "dating age", there won't be a boy in the High School that'll be up to her standard.

Betcha Dad teaches her to chew the center out of the "X" ring, with any noisemaker in the safe, too.

She'll be a perfect wife for a Green Beret or other advanced .mil type though. And give him a run for is money, in the doing.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 09, 2024 08:05 PM (e6UQI)

35 Robert who would ask for that?

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 08:06 PM (fwDg9)

36 27 19
'the Scottish courtesy of a shot '

I don't know about castles nut when I was in Scotland during my honeymoon, I toured the Glenlivet distillery and they gave everyone a courtesy shot of whiskey.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 09, 2024 08:06 PM (roH4R)

37 Oh, the guitar lullaby makes me pine for when my little hobbits were tiny babies. Squeeeee

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 09, 2024 08:06 PM (ftFVW)

38 O happy man, COJ!

give them pups a scritch from Unca Sock if convenient ...

I enjoy your reports; keep 'em comin'!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 08:06 PM (PFYt9)

39 29 Maybe the dog objected to the dress, not the girl.
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 09, 2024 08:03 PM (ftFVW)

Thought she was a giant, oddly-shaped tennis ball.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 09, 2024 08:07 PM (OX9vb)

40 I wonder how the fishing is off the side of that castle rock.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

41 I don't know what life holds for Ensley, but I have no doubt she'll be successful.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 09, 2024 08:08 PM (woPEM)

42 "Fox News: Wynonna Judd's daughter arrested on indecent exposure charge"

Saw that. Also saw that Ben Affleck's and Jennifer Garner's daughter Seraphina is now Fin complete with buzz haircut and men's clothing. Yikes.

Posted by: Tuna at April 09, 2024 08:09 PM (oaGWv)

43 Having my baby,
What a lovely way of trapping me, CJ Daisy.

Posted by: FreshPrinceCEO at April 09, 2024 08:09 PM (4I/2K)

44

& g'night Horde!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 08:10 PM (PFYt9)

45 That small kid driving makes me wonder. How are his braking skills? I'll bet he can't reach the pedal.

But cute.

It's tightly cropped. I'll bet Mom is right next to him.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2024 08:11 PM (CsUN+)

46 The photo bombing dachshund kind of looks like my pup.

Posted by: Tuna at April 09, 2024 08:11 PM (oaGWv)

47 "Fox News: Wynonna Judd's daughter arrested on indecent exposure charge"
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Wetumpka don't play dat, homey.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 09, 2024 08:11 PM (woPEM)

48 Archimedes

Thanks. Very probable.

And I stand corrected. Her. Still cute.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 09, 2024 08:12 PM (u82oZ)

49 I recall the one time I took my son out for a "driver's ed" session in my old Silverado.

Barreling down a one lane road, hard left 90 degrees turn and we go sailing off into a corn field.

Hey, dumbshit... the left peddle is the brake... use it once in a while. Lesson learned. Both occupants fine. Truck fine... but smelled funky for a long time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2024 08:12 PM (Q4IgG)

50 The picture of that castle - what's left of it - makes me happy.

Such a nice defensible location, with abundant supplies of water.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 09, 2024 08:12 PM (ou9hh)

51 The photo bombing dachshund kind of looks like my pup.
Posted by: Tuna

And the look on his face... knew what he was doing. Hahahaha

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 09, 2024 08:14 PM (ftFVW)

52 Have a nice night, everyone.

All of you, except Sid and Paul, are much smarter than Sheila Jackson Lee .

Not that that is a high bar. But you all clear it with lots of room.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 09, 2024 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

53 whats with the psyco woman in the ad? Looks like she just enjoyed a really aromatic fart.

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 09, 2024 08:15 PM (89Sog)

54 ⚔️ 1 - ⭐️0

Posted by: browndog pining for the playoffs at April 09, 2024 08:17 PM (TTAGa)

55 Speaking of Sheila Jackson Lee, watch this Mensa genius struggle to put on her eclipse glasses.

It would be funny if she wasn't an actual member of Congress.

https://tinyurl.com/46pbrk2k

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2024 08:18 PM (LkLld)

56 … and just like that
⚔️1 - ⭐️1
🤦‍♂️

Posted by: browndog pining for the playoffs at April 09, 2024 08:19 PM (TTAGa)

57 I agree with AOC that the Moon is made up of gases produced by cow fart methane. This is what caused global cooling on the Moon.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at April 09, 2024 08:20 PM (/1UO6)

58 55 Speaking of Sheila Jackson Lee, watch this Mensa genius struggle to put on her eclipse glasses.

It would be funny if she wasn't an actual member of Congress.

https://tinyurl.com/46pbrk2k
Posted by: JackStraw

What an imbecile. I wonder if she found the US flag on Mars yet?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 09, 2024 08:23 PM (eYF7X)

59 Have we ever seen any pictures from the Mars Rover of the Flag that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin planted there back in 1949 ???

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at April 09, 2024 08:23 PM (/1UO6)

60 Posted by: Robert at April 09, 2024 08:04 PM (1Yy3c)

I have that in the Morning Report tomorrow morning.

I think it's mostly posturing. And the WSJ are neocons!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2024 08:25 PM (EadwG)

61 58 55 Speaking of Sheila Jackson Lee, watch this Mensa genius struggle to put on her eclipse glasses.

It would be funny if she wasn't an actual member of Congress.

https://tinyurl.com/46pbrk2k
Posted by: JackStraw
------------------------

Aside from her responsibilities and execution of them the sad thing of that video is that no one pays any attention to or offers assistance to an elderly woman having difficulty.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 08:26 PM (2BB5W)

62 Wynonna Judd's daughter, Grace Kelley, was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.

I would do her after all a piece of ass is still better then the bird in the hand.....

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 09, 2024 08:26 PM (/1UO6)

63 Truck driver has lots of patience

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 08:28 PM (fwDg9)

64 "Just act like you can see."

God help us.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 09, 2024 08:29 PM (3ImbR)

65 "What an imbecile."

Hey now!

Posted by: a imbecile at April 09, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

66 Darts hit by farting allegations: Star accused rival of 'stinking the stage out' in incredible post-match rant
Posted by: Robert at April 09, 2024 08:03 PM

Pffft. Nothing compared to a Café that's had penguins 'happy-feet' through it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 09, 2024 08:31 PM (a3Q+t)

67 Ling past bedtime
Hope you all have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 08:34 PM (fwDg9)

68 the left peddle is the brake

You know what I don't get?
Why you didn't spell it "break." Then it would be perfect.

On our trucks, the left pedal is the clutch.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 09, 2024 08:37 PM (zdLoL)

69 Speaking of Sheila Jackson Lee, watch this Mensa genius struggle to put on her eclipse glasses.

It seems she sees through her nostrils.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2024 08:37 PM (CsUN+)

70 I wouldn't help SJL with her glasses. Might get arrested.

Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 08:37 PM (vFG9F)

71 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 09, 2024 08:38 PM (V8he0)

72 Baby's first diving lesson

I tried and tried. I tried so hard.
But daughter of Diogenes #1,who really is a good athlete, in her time, dives like an octopus falling out of a tree.

Posted by: Diogenes'sDog at April 09, 2024 08:38 PM (W/lyH)

73 DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM I DONt NEED NO HELP WITH NO GLASSES!

Posted by: SJL at April 09, 2024 08:39 PM (vFG9F)

74 22

How is wanting RFK, Jr. to quit any different than us wanting Nikki Haley to quit?

Posted by: mnw at April 09, 2024 08:40 PM (NLIak)

75 Sheila Jackson Lee... one of the special people "elected" to lord over us.

Nice.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2024 08:41 PM (Q4IgG)

76 That lil' girl driving the farm truck?

By time she's "dating age", there won't be a boy in the High School that'll be up to her standard.

Betcha Dad teaches her to chew the center out of the "X" ring, with any noisemaker in the safe, too.

She'll be a perfect wife for a Green Beret or other advanced .mil type though. And give him a run for is money, in the doing.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 09, 2024 08:05 PM (e6UQI)
***

Yeah. This.
Although by the time she's 25 she's making carrier traps on a daily basis.

Posted by: Diogenes'sDog at April 09, 2024 08:46 PM (W/lyH)

77 Where did everybody go? Why is it so dark?

Posted by: SJL at April 09, 2024 08:46 PM (vFG9F)

78 Soccer:

Still dumb

Posted by: Archer at April 09, 2024 08:48 PM (rskKm)

79 what are we talking about

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 08:49 PM (oCjPU)

80 59 Have we ever seen any pictures from the Mars Rover of the Flag that Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin planted there back in 1949 ???
Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at April 09, 2024 08:23 PM (/1UO6)
I agree. We know more about a mudpuddle on Oak Island than we do about that mission.

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2024 08:50 PM (NxC5+)

81 first thing I noticed about top photo is how the photographer didn't shoot for maximum depth of field

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 08:50 PM (oCjPU)

82 Soccer:

Still dumb

Posted by: Archer at April 09, 2024 08:48 PM (rskKm)
***

Well. Daughter of Diogenes #2 is going to college on a soccer scholarship. I played in college, and she is better than I was.

Posted by: Diogenes'sDog at April 09, 2024 08:50 PM (W/lyH)

83 what are we talking about
Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 08:49 PM

The epistemology of entropy.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 09, 2024 08:52 PM (a3Q+t)

84 Speaking of Sheila Jackson Lee, watch this Mensa genius struggle to put on her eclipse glasses.

It would be funny if she wasn't an actual member of Congress.

https://tinyurl.com/46pbrk2k
Posted by: JackStraw

DEI
Didn't Earn It

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2024 08:54 PM (cOq4q)

85 >Speaking of Sheila Jackson Lee, watch this Mensa genius struggle to put on her eclipse glasses.

that's pretty bad. how did this moron get elected?

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 08:56 PM (oCjPU)

86 that's pretty bad. how did this moron get elected?
Posted by: Don Black

Free, fair, and transparent elections.

/LOLololo

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2024 08:58 PM (cOq4q)

87 "what are we talking about"

Transdimensionally regulating the effects of binormal zechstien deposits on toast.

Posted by: SJL at April 09, 2024 09:00 PM (vFG9F)

88 Men when their ladies take the wheel.

Not what I expected for an Asian lady specializing in restraints. Once again the internetz have fooled me.

Posted by: DaveA at April 09, 2024 09:00 PM (FhXTo)

89 My great uncle taught me to drive farm equipment when I was 7 years old. An old John Deere with a PTO from hell.

This was before he was hit twice by lightning on two separate occasions and I drove him back on one occasion to the farm house with holes in the soles of his boots.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 09, 2024 09:01 PM (fY84s)

90 Soccer:

Still dumb

Posted by: Archer at April 09, 2024 08:48 PM (rskKm)
***

Well. Daughter of Diogenes #2 is going to college on a soccer scholarship. I played in college, and she is better than I was.
Posted by: Diogenes'sDog at April 09, 2024 08:50 PM (W/lyH)

welllll...it's a sport, requires agility and stamina...I'd watch it! (1k times better than curling if you ax me)

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2024 09:04 PM (V13WU)

91 Looks like phlox to me.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 09, 2024 09:05 PM (MvF+J)

92 Unphocused phlox.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 09, 2024 09:06 PM (MvF+J)

93 Hi friends! I hope everyone has had a lovely day. The puppy tackle to the pool is hysterical.

Posted by: Piper at April 09, 2024 09:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

94 Evenings are for Chet Baker.
youtube.com/watch?v=TmxqwwLEHyE

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 09, 2024 09:08 PM (MvF+J)

95 I recently learned about Axinomancy. It's divination using an axe. How they discovered you can tell the future with it I do not know. Must be some story behind that.

Posted by: SJL at April 09, 2024 09:08 PM (vFG9F)

96 all pto's are from hell ... look it up; farmer fatalities are bigger than cops or other hero 1st responders ... farmers are first responders for food!

srsly

look@the #'s

&rly gnite dammit!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 09:09 PM (PFYt9)

97 Anyway, I know my future is so bright I gotta wear eclipse shades.

Posted by: SJL at April 09, 2024 09:11 PM (vFG9F)

98 The truck tweet is titled "Master driver".
Isn't knowing where NOT to drive the truck the 1st skill.

Posted by: DaveA at April 09, 2024 09:11 PM (FhXTo)

99 It's bizarre that Sheila Jackson Lee doesn't know the component materials of the moon considering that the first person on it was a sassy black woman.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 09:12 PM (lX8VI)

100 Baby Driver. Great movie.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 09, 2024 09:15 PM (Aoykm)

101 85 >Speaking of Sheila Jackson Lee, watch this Mensa genius struggle to put on her eclipse glasses.

that's pretty bad. how did this moron get elected?
Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 08:56 PM (oCjPU)
Mensa gatherings 30 years ago were a lot like a TxMoMe is today. Mensa used to be fun. Though democrats were heavily disguised back then, actually looked like humans. Unlike today when they look and act like freaks.

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2024 09:16 PM (NxC5+)

102 Good evening, everyone. Don't let the b@@tards get you down - they want us demoralized, unkind to our neighbors and isolated.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at April 09, 2024 09:16 PM (s6PBU)

103 >>>It's bizarre that Sheila Jackson Lee doesn't know the component materials of the moon considering that the first person on it was a sassy black woman.

Posted by: ...

>I thought the first black women on the moon shot were at mission control with bells on.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 09, 2024 09:18 PM (fY84s)

104 I recently learned about Axinomancy. It's divination using an axe. How they discovered you can tell the future with it I do not know. Must be some story behind that.

Mostly by discovering that people who got axes put in them were mostly absent from the future, I reckon.

Posted by: Viking Fortune Tellers at April 09, 2024 09:19 PM (jwFh7)

105 Although by the time she's 25 she's making carrier traps on a daily basis.
Posted by: Diogenes'sDog
----------

Night carrier traps.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 09, 2024 09:20 PM (XeU6L)

106 Night carrier traps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

During a storm.

With only fumes in the tanks.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2024 09:21 PM (WXNFJ)

107 06 Night carrier traps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

During a storm.

With only fumes in the tanks.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2024 09:21 PM (WXNFJ)
And the need to have peed.

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2024 09:23 PM (NxC5+)

108 @102 - there it is in a nutshell, innit?

resist we much!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 09, 2024 09:23 PM (PFYt9)

109 Night carrier traps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

During a storm.

With only fumes in the tanks.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2024 09:21 PM (WXNFJ)
***

I have a grandson...

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2024 09:24 PM (W/lyH)

110 Off dog sock!

Posted by: Diogenes's at April 09, 2024 09:24 PM (W/lyH)

111 Cartoon watching doggehs getting pissed when the TV is turned off was funneh.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 09, 2024 09:26 PM (ufFY8)

112 Hi friends! I hope everyone has had a lovely day.

==

I had a lovely day 3 month ago...does that count ??

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2024 09:26 PM (V13WU)

113 I need a caterer for a party of about 30.
What's the best way to go?
BBQ, Italian, ???

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2024 09:27 PM (W/lyH)

114 Little girl on the field truck about as cute as a video can get.

Posted by: scampydog at April 09, 2024 09:27 PM (MZYI9)

115 Anyway, I know my future is so bright I gotta wear eclipse shades.
Posted by: SJL at April 09, 2024 09:11 PM (vFG9F)

Fifty grand a year used to buy a lot of beer.

Thanks, Biden.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 09, 2024 09:27 PM (ufFY8)

116 >Baby Driver. Great movie.

Posted by: Jak Sucio

also a song on Simon & Garfunkel's album Bridge Over Troubled Water

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 09:29 PM (oCjPU)

117 Doggy knocking the fat ass in the pool is my hero.

Both of those mamas got back.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 09, 2024 09:30 PM (ufFY8)

118 Report: 'Trans Activists' Arguing Over Whether They Should Commit Mass Suicide Or Mass Genocide To Accomplish Their Political Goals Is A Perfect Example Of How Fast & Far America Has Fallen

Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2024 09:30 PM (RovqD)

119 I need a caterer for a party of about 30.
What's the best way to go?
BBQ, Italian, ???
Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2024 09:27 PM (W/lyH)

Italian beef sammiches, Mostaccioli, Caesar salad, hot and sweet peppers, chocolate cake.

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2024 09:31 PM (V13WU)

120 can also do italian sausage instead of italian beef, and some meatballs....

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2024 09:32 PM (V13WU)

121 I had a lovely day 3 month ago...does that count ??
Posted by: runner at April 09, 2024 09:26 PM

I would prefer they happen to you more frequently! Maybe start small with a lovely 3 minutes and build from there. I could tell you a stupid joke, if that would help!

Posted by: Piper at April 09, 2024 09:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

122 119 Concur.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Refreshment at April 09, 2024 09:39 PM (MvF+J)

123 Italian beef sammiches, Mostaccioli, Caesar salad, hot and sweet peppers, chocolate cake.
Posted by: runner at April 09, 2024 09:31 PM (V13WU)

My preference is Italian. Not sure about Mrs D.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2024 09:40 PM (W/lyH)

124 I could tell you a stupid joke, if that would help!
Posted by: Piper at April 09, 2024 09:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

Yes !
go ahead, I am listening !

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2024 09:41 PM (V13WU)

125 Late, so probably already asked... But can she parallel park?

Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2024 09:42 PM (SYTee)

126 Late, so probably already asked... But can she parallel park?
Posted by: davidt

On a hill while driving a stick.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 09, 2024 09:43 PM (WXNFJ)

127 >>>I had a lovely day 3 month ago...does that count ??
Posted by: runner at April 09, 2024 09:26 PM

I would prefer they happen to you more frequently! Maybe start small with a lovely 3 minutes and build from there. I could tell you a stupid joke, if that would help!

Posted by: Piper

>What we need is a weekly Louis Prima medley. I am the Sheik of Araby, you smiling bitches.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 09, 2024 09:43 PM (fY84s)

128 I wonder if we will still have carriers in 20 years? And if we do, will they be solar powered and launching battery powered aircraft with the deck crew in drag? "For Da Erf!!!"

Posted by: azjaeger at April 09, 2024 09:43 PM (3/XaG)

129 Diogenes: not chocolate cake, tiramisu. Make it ahead and freeze it. Still wonderful. I used to do it for 3 dozen.

Posted by: Wenda at April 09, 2024 09:45 PM (G1K9S)

130 128 I wonder if we will still have carriers in 20 years? And if we do, will they be solar powered and launching battery powered aircraft with the deck crew in drag? "For Da Erf!!!"
Posted by: azjaeger at April 09, 2024 09:43 PM (3/XaG)
Oars, pulled by slaves.

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2024 09:46 PM (NxC5+)

131 My preference is Italian. Not sure about Mrs D.

Posted by: Diogenes

===

The Paolo, he, how you say, don't play that way.

Posted by: The Paolo at April 09, 2024 09:46 PM (8AONa)

132 Diogenes: not chocolate cake, tiramisu. Make it ahead and freeze it. Still wonderful. I used to do it for 3 dozen.
Posted by: Wenda at April 09, 2024 09:45 PM (G1K9S)

No cooking this time.
Its the 50th...assuming Mrs.D.doesn't piss me off in the next six weeks.
But I like tiramisu.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2024 09:47 PM (W/lyH)

133 We will have carriers in 2043. They will resemble Icon of the Seas...but with aircraft and stuff...

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2024 09:48 PM (V13WU)

134 Late, so probably already asked... But can she parallel park?
Posted by: davidt

On a hill while driving a stick.

Posted by: Tonypete

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Maybe not today, but . . . yeah, that's in her future

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 09, 2024 09:49 PM (8AONa)

135 yes, you can replace chocolate cake with tiramisu if you can find decent tiramisu in your neck of the woods...

Posted by: runner at April 09, 2024 09:49 PM (V13WU)

136 yes, you can replace chocolate cake with tiramisu if you can find decent tiramisu in your neck of the woods...
Posted by: runner at April 09, 2024 09:49 PM (V13WU)

There is a restaurant in Tacoma, Marzano's, that is the best Italian in the city. East coast good. Their tiramisu is to die for.
Sadly, they don't cater.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2024 09:52 PM (W/lyH)

137 If Sheila Jackson Lee and Hank “Guam is tipping over” Johnson had a kid, what would the kid’s IQ be?

Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 09:52 PM (tpjlM)

138 I've been listening to the WW2 Tales YT channel. The series "The Battle of Midway from Japanese Perspective" has been riveting. Part 18 is up for today. I thought I had a pretty good understanding of the events leading up to and during the Midway campaign. From the Japanese perspective filled in a lot of gaps and gave me a better understanding of the Japanese command and control situation.

Posted by: mrp at April 09, 2024 09:54 PM (rj6Yv)

139 You can't have Louis & Keely without Witnesses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u6hOvcF9Tk

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 09:57 PM (2BB5W)

140 137 If Sheila Jackson Lee and Hank “Guam is tipping over” Johnson had a kid, what would the kid’s IQ be?
Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 09:52 PM (tpjlM)
42

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2024 09:57 PM (NxC5+)

141 Aside from her responsibilities and execution of them the sad thing of that video is that no one pays any attention to or offers assistance to an elderly woman having difficulty.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 08:26 PM (2BB5W)

Maybe they are all tired of her shit.

Posted by: Alfred E. Neuman at April 09, 2024 09:58 PM (tkR6S)

142 Greetings! I bought 4 bottles of Cabernet Sauvignon. Reasonably priced.
Aged in bourbon casks.
It's different but I can't recommend it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $22 burrito at April 09, 2024 09:59 PM (MeG8a)

143 Chocolate cake sounds like a workable solution.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 09, 2024 09:59 PM (V8he0)

144 While everyone focused on the cretinous moon is made of gasses comment, she said something possibly even dumber. She said the sun is ALMOST too hot to go near. So just put on one of those fireproof suits and you should be good to go I guess.

Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 10:02 PM (tpjlM)

145 Crawfish, hushpuppies, catfish stew.

Posted by: Eromero at April 09, 2024 10:02 PM (NxC5+)

146 DeLallo's has a good tiramisu recipe on their ladyfingers package. I tweak it a bit. Real good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 09, 2024 10:04 PM (R4t5M)

147 She said the sun is ALMOST too hot to go near. So just put on one of those fireproof suits and you should be good to go I guess.
Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 10:02 PM (tpjlM)

Just land at night, Dummy!

Posted by: Hank Johnson at April 09, 2024 10:04 PM (tkR6S)

148 I wonder how the fishing is off the side of that castle rock.
Posted by: fd at April 09, 2024 08:07 PM (vFG9F)

It is important to fish away and up current from the garderobes

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2024 10:13 PM (D7oie)

149 I tried and tried. I tried so hard.
But daughter of Diogenes #1,who really is a good athlete, in her time, dives like an octopus falling out of a tree.
Posted by: Diogenes'sDog at April 09, 2024 08:38 PM (W/lyH)

like a regular octopus, or like those Pacific Northwest scansorial octopuses?

https://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2024 10:20 PM (D7oie)

150 COL 2 MIN 2 end 1st 🏒

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 10:28 PM (oCjPU)

151 Soccer:

Still dumb

Posted by: Archer at April 09, 2024 08:48 PM (rskKm)

South American, Asian and African leagues are a bit more . . . Unrestrained.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2024 10:28 PM (D7oie)

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