Hunter Biden's Lawyer Visited the White House, Supposedly Just to Celebrate Hanukkah (?), Just Before Hunter Biden Defied His Congressional Subpoena

He wasn't there to talk to Biden about Hunter, no sirree.

White House visitor logs reveal that Hunter Biden's attorney, Abbe Lowell, and a top aide for First Lady Jill Biden attended a White House event two days before Hunter defied a congressional subpoena. The timing of these visits raises questions about potential coordination between the White House and Hunter's legal team.
Key Details
Abbe Lowell, Hunter Biden's attorney, and a top aide for First Lady Jill Biden attended a White House event on December 11, 2023.
The event occurred two days before Hunter Biden defied a congressional subpoena to appear before Congress.
The White House claims the log entry was related to a Hanukkah reception and that no discussions about Hunter's legal issues took place.
Diving Deeper
According to the New York Post, the White House claimed the log entry related to a White House Hanukkah reception and that nobody discussed Hunter's legal woes, Levine reported. The event occurred days before Hunter traveled to Capitol Hill to hold a public relations press conference stunt in which he claimed he was a victim of a House impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden.
Levine reported on the history and influence of Jill Biden's aide: The committee identified Bernal as someone who accessed classified material at the Penn Biden Center before they were officially discovered there in November 2022. Bernal, informally known as First Lady Jill Biden's "work husband," has become an infamous figure in the White House, where allegations of bullying and sexual harassment have circulated for years. The aide -- who has been with Jill Biden since 2008 -- is widely considered untouchable because of his closeness to the first family.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:03 PM

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1 1st?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024 12:04 PM (9yWhg)

2 Yessss! Hi, Ace.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024 12:04 PM (9yWhg)

3 Top 10?!?

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at April 09, 2024 12:06 PM (pgwxJ)

4 Just a coincidence ? Sure

Posted by: It's me donna at April 09, 2024 12:06 PM (Akjoo)

5 And the crime syndicate races on.....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 09, 2024 12:06 PM (R4t5M)

6 God FORBID that the Bidens' and their lawyers do anything that would be illegal, immoral, or traitorous; it would be all three.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:07 PM (ynpvh)

7 Afternoon, ace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2024 12:07 PM (Wnv9h)

8 It isn't like hunter biden broke the law or anything. The DOJ never tosses anyone in jail for refusing to appear in front of Congress after they have been subpoenaed, yep, never happens.

Posted by: Steven Bannon at April 09, 2024 12:07 PM (QNSds)

9 The aide -- who has been with Jill Biden since 2008 -- is widely considered untouchable because of his closeness to the first family.

If you've ever wondered what life was like for a courtier in the court of Louis XIVth, wonder no more.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2024 12:07 PM (CsUN+)

10 We need to make those who feel as they are untouchable, very touchable. Good and hard.

Posted by: Old Blue at April 09, 2024 12:07 PM (Pxa/w)

11 Hi Ace

Every day it gets more and more ridiculous.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 09, 2024 12:07 PM (t/2Uw)

12 We need to make those who feel as they are untouchable, very touchable.

On it.

Posted by: Frank Nitti at April 09, 2024 12:08 PM (CsUN+)

13 No relation.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 09, 2024 12:08 PM (u73oe)

14 The event occurred two days before Hunter Biden defied a congressional subpoena to appear before Congress.

The White House claims the log entry was related to a Hanukkah reception and that no discussions about Hunter's legal issues took place.

NO LAWYER would do that and pass up billable hours. None.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 12:09 PM (6GRih)

15 If you've ever wondered what life was like for a courtier in the court of Louis XIVth, wonder no more.
Posted by: Archimedes

Especially after Beau died in the War of the Spanish Succession.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024 12:09 PM (9yWhg)

16 NORMS!

Posted by: all the gang at Cheers at April 09, 2024 12:09 PM (VGOMa)

17 Has Peter Navarro been reached for comment?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 09, 2024 12:09 PM (z+89e)

18 Purely circumstantial!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 09, 2024 12:10 PM (FVME7)

19 here allegations of bullying and sexual harassment have circulated for years. The aide -- who has been with Jill Biden since 2008 -- is widely considered untouchable[/]

He missed peak #metoo?

Posted by: DaveA at April 09, 2024 12:10 PM (PMJuY)

20 Sending Trump Administration aide, Peter Navarro to jail for contempt has really upset the "apple cart" for those in the Biden administration trying to do the same thing without consequence

Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2024 12:10 PM (RHGPo)

21 We need to make those who feel as they are untouchable, very touchable.

On it.
Posted by: Frank Nitti

On it!

Posted by: Charles Harrelson at April 09, 2024 12:10 PM (6GRih)

22 By my scorecard, the Biden family remains untouchable

there are only two ways Biden leaves the White House:

1 He loses the election this fall
2 He drops dead

I know the Bidens do all sorts of crooked shit that would land others in court or in jail

But they're Democrats- their names are on the Protected rolls, and they will come to no harm

quit torturing yourselves

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 12:11 PM (oCjPU)

23 NO LAWYER would do that and pass up billable hours. None.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 12:09 PM

No true lawyer...

Wait. That one's not a fallacy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2024 12:11 PM (Wnv9h)

24 Start hanging people again

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 09, 2024 12:11 PM (P4Pk9)

25 Only golf, yoga, and dreidels were discussed.

Posted by: Lex at April 09, 2024 12:11 PM (fMN7A)

26 They were talking about the weather again. Probably the Joo weather machine.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 09, 2024 12:11 PM (Ag7IE)

27 What's wrong with you Ace?

CLEARLY he was just there to have a chit-chat, not discuss the pertinent issues they all had, just like every time Joe Biden sat down with Hunter's foreign "partners".

It's COMPLETELY innocent and not an indication of corruption and conspiracy because it's (D)ifferent when they (D)o it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 09, 2024 12:12 PM (zjgNU)

28 Stolen Elections have Consequences.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 12:12 PM (lknh/)

29 Somewhat Appropos, my new favorite tool is a mini-chainsaw.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 12:12 PM (XV/Pl)

30 Biden met with Hunter's lawyer ahead of Hunter's refusal to appear in front of congress. Okay. Two possibilities, and put on your thinking caps.

1. They were discussing Hunter's defense strategy and refusal to comply with the subpoena in an act of naked and open corruption and obvious influence games.
2. They were celebrating Hanukkah as asserted, and Hunter never came up. The lawyer was invited because he's a family friend, and a "firewall" of some kind remained up and while this may have the *appearance* of a conflict of interest, there isn't one.

In turn, this shows one of two things:
- The first shows Biden and the junta to be deeply corrupt weasels who lie as the breathe.
- The second shows Biden to be friendly with Jews, with Jewish family friends and official, state-approved observance of Jewish holidays.

Now for the thinking cap question:
Which of these positions is worse for Biden's popularity, either with the Party's base or with "moderates?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 12:12 PM (HnUIn)

31 The most galling part of all this is Hunter showing up for White House black tie events, accompanying Joe to Camp David, flying on AF 1 even though they deny that Hunter uses Joe to secure the 10% for the big guy.
It is so in your face blatant hypocrisy. My eternal question: When do we get Justice?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 09, 2024 12:12 PM (t/2Uw)

32 Somewhat Appropos, my new favorite tool is a mini-chainsaw.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 12:12 PM

On your AR-15?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2024 12:13 PM (Wnv9h)

33 Joe Biden is also Jewish, you know.

Posted by: PG at April 09, 2024 12:14 PM (gQbO4)

34 But Trump once drank Russian vodka so he is 1000% a Russian spy.

Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 12:14 PM (Y6Wgg)

35 My eternal question: When do we get Justice?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 09, 2024 12:12 PM

I'm going with "not in this life".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2024 12:14 PM (Wnv9h)

36 But they're Democrats- their names are on the Protected rolls, and they will come to no harm

quit torturing yourselves
Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 12:11 PM (oCjPU)

If you assume Biden isn't calling the shots then that is the move. Threaten to let Hunter go to prison to leverage Joe into dropping out for health reasons.

Now you have a whole new set of problems named Kamala, but it's a third way Biden is out.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 09, 2024 12:15 PM (z+89e)

37 What's wrong with you Ace?

CLEARLY he was just there to have a chit-chat, not discuss the pertinent issues they all had, just like every time Joe Biden sat down with Hunter's foreign "partners".

It's COMPLETELY innocent and not an indication of corruption and conspiracy because it's (D)ifferent when they (D)o it.

The accepted format is two planes on a tarmac.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2024 12:15 PM (CsUN+)

38 9 The aide -- who has been with Jill Biden since 2008 -- is widely considered untouchable because of his closeness to the first family.

If you've ever wondered what life was like for a courtier in the court of Louis XIVth, wonder no more.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2024 12:07 PM (CsUN+)

So Anthony Bernal is the Groom of the Stool for the Bidens?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 09, 2024 12:15 PM (N39Ws)

39 35 My eternal question: When do we get Justice?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 09, 2024 12:12 PM

I'm going with "not in this life".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2024 12:14 PM (Wnv9h)

Eternal seems to be the answer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:15 PM (ynpvh)

40 Abbe Normal

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2024 12:15 PM (63Dwl)

41 The Biden family is devoutly Hanukkahan. They are intent on banishing the apostates and dedicating a temple to their new religion.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 12:16 PM (2BB5W)

42 A hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: BignJames at April 09, 2024 12:16 PM (AwYPR)

43 Joe Biden is also Jewish, you know.
Posted by: PG

I knew Beau was. Sad that he died during the Six Day War.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 12:16 PM (6GRih)

44 The accepted format is two planes on a tarmac.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2024 12:15 PM

C'mon, man! One staircase is hard enough.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 09, 2024 12:16 PM (Wnv9h)

45 I seriously love your site.. Excellent colors & theme. Did you build this web site
yourself? Please reply back as I'm wanting to create my own blog and would love to know where you got this from or just
what the theme is called. Cheers!

Posted by: war zone at April 09, 2024 12:16 PM (egWOJ)

46 NO LAWYER would do that and pass up billable hours. None.
Posted by: rickb223

Hillary invented the 36 hour work day. Hardest working woman in the legal profession!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 09, 2024 12:16 PM (FVME7)

47 Human chemical toilet family.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 09, 2024 12:17 PM (PDZWG)

48 Ace, you need to see the video that Jack Straw linked near the end of the previous thread.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2024 12:17 PM (sNc8Y)

49 >> I'm wanting to create my own blog and would love to know where you got this from or just
what the theme is called.

1996

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 12:17 PM (lknh/)

50 I knew Beau was. Sad that he died during the Six Day War.
Posted by: rickb223 a

I thought he died leading the jews out of Egypt.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 09, 2024 12:17 PM (CIS44)

51 Joel Bidenowitz

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 12:17 PM (oCjPU)

52 Eternal seems to be the answer.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:15 PM

Yup.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2024 12:17 PM (Wnv9h)

53 33 Joe Biden is also Jewish, you know.

Posted by: PG at April 09, 2024 12:14 PM (gQbO4)

AND a Hamasshole!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 09, 2024 12:17 PM (wtvvX)

54 How desperate are they to make this go away?
This desperate:
Why didn't they have him go to the CT house, where there are (officially) no visitor logs?

I've long said, the best way to break Joe is to go after Hunter hammer and tongs.
Every week between now and the election should have the Republicans alleging more, new crimes.

I say this because
1) Joe is obsessed with having an "heir to the throne"
2) his fixation on Beau

Joe is the corrupt, vile senator in Sin City.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2024 12:17 PM (yikga)

55 So Bernal is a banging the First Lady?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 12:18 PM (YOx/K)

56 Bernal, informally known as First Lady Jill Biden's "work husband," ...

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* Vince Foster has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 09, 2024 12:18 PM (qrEMC)

57 39 35 My eternal question: When do we get Justice?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 09, 2024 12:12 PM
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There's a book that brings clarity to that question and how to perceive and deal with the problems that bring it to mind.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 12:18 PM (2BB5W)

58 If you've ever wondered what life was like for a courtier in the court of Louis XIVth, wonder no more.
---
Let them eat cock.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 09, 2024 12:19 PM (woPEM)

59 I'm wanting to create my own blog and would love to know where you got this from or just
what the theme is called.

1996
Posted by: garrett

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 12:19 PM (6GRih)

60 53 33 Joe Biden is also Jewish, you know.

Posted by: PG at April 09, 2024 12:14 PM (gQbO4)

AND a Hamasshole!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 09, 2024 12:17 PM (wtvvX)

I didn't know houses had assholes. Apparently there are tons of them at the White House.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:19 PM (ynpvh)

61 Beau died charging up San Juan Hill before helping Dewey at Manila.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 12:19 PM (YOx/K)

62 Listen, fat, Beau died in the White House on Hanukkah.

Posted by: President Brandon at April 09, 2024 12:19 PM (pFhjh)

63 There is no way they would have improperly coordinated their plans. That would be wrong.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 09, 2024 12:19 PM (1bNHn)

64 So Anthony Bernal is the Groom of the Stool for the Bidens?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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Is that like Reagan's three legged stool or ......?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 12:19 PM (2BB5W)

65 I seriously love your site.. Excellent colors & theme. ...
Posted by: Low-Sodium Spam at April 09, 2024 12:16 PM (!Sp@m)
++++
Dude is either stuck in a time warp from around 1994 and so this looks pretty high-tech and sophisticated, or he's putting in zero effort whatsoever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 12:19 PM (HnUIn)

66 36 If you assume Biden isn't calling the shots then that is the move. Threaten to let Hunter go to prison to leverage Joe into dropping out for health reasons.

Now you have a whole new set of problems named Kamala, but it's a third way Biden is out.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 09, 2024 12:15 PM (z+89e)

=======

Joe showered with his daughter. Lies constantly about the death of his wife. Used both of his son's as cutouts to his illegal corruption.

I suspect that he doesn't actually give a shit about his kids.

I suspect he will drop his love for them once his power and ability to graft are threatened.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

67 sometimes I think I would have made a good Jewish guy

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 12:19 PM (oCjPU)

68 Willowed:

Must watch video about Jan 6th. You don't hate the CIA enough.

https://tinyurl.com/3x4uc8ta
Posted by: JackStraw

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Dude must be gay. He's trying to impress his "date".

--

He clearly is. You don't even have to watch 10 seconds or so before he starts flaming. Why, it's almost like people with known degenerate sexual fetishes are a security risk...

hahahahaha

The journalist that is recording the flaming homosexual is playing it up, too.

Listen at 1:30

"Good for you!"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 12:20 PM (WCiZg)

69 63 There is no way they would have improperly coordinated their plans. That would be wrong.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 09, 2024 12:19 PM (1bNHn)

No reasonable prosecutor...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:20 PM (ynpvh)

70 Bernal is Mendoza to Jill in the horse stall

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 12:20 PM (YOx/K)

71 Joe Biden is also Jewish, you know.

Posted by: PG at April 09, 2024 12:14 PM (gQbO4)

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One of those rare Puerto Rican Jews.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 09, 2024 12:20 PM (qrEMC)

72

https://youtu.be/A1veW1s24Xo

Posted by: Obligatory at April 09, 2024 12:20 PM (Zz0t1)

73 I wouldn't want to touch anything that was close to a Biden either. Ew.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 09, 2024 12:20 PM (BxvY+)

74 Joe is the corrupt, vile senator in Sin City.
____

That would make Hunter the Yellow Bastard. That at leaste explains his "No Yellow" aversion.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 09, 2024 12:21 PM (fs1hN)

75 I didn't know houses had assholes. Apparently there are tons of them at the White House.
Posted by: jim

House of Representatives has 435 of 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 12:21 PM (6GRih)

76 Possibly Related:

NYPost:

Officials at a Canadian DNA lab knew its prenatal paternity tests were misidentifying babies’ biological fathers, often ruling out the true dads — but continued to sell the tests for more than $1,000, an investigation has found.

Harvey Tenenbaum, the owner of Toronto-based Viaguard Accu-Metrics, admitted that the at-home tests it was selling for nearly a decade were “never that accurate” when speaking to an undercover CBC producer, the news station reports.

Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2024 12:21 PM (RHGPo)

77 And the Senate has a hundred bigger ones.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 12:22 PM (YOx/K)

78 I'm starting to think most of the White House hangers on would meet the Arkansas "bless your heart" category. Or maybe the old "what a fuckin' asshole".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 09, 2024 12:22 PM (0EOe9)

79 68 Willowed:

Must watch video about Jan 6th. You don't hate the CIA enough.
https://tinyurl.com/3x4uc8ta
Posted by: JackStraw
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Dude must be gay. He's trying to impress his "date".
--
He clearly is. You don't even have to watch 10 seconds or so before he starts flaming. Why, it's almost like people with known degenerate sexual fetishes are a security risk...
hahahahaha
The journalist that is recording the flaming homosexual is playing it up, too.
Listen at 1:30
"Good for you!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 12:20 PM (WCiZg)

Gay dude wasn't entrapped, he was "nudged"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:22 PM (ynpvh)

80 I've been cheated
Been mistreated
When do we get Justice?
I've been put down
I've been pushed 'round
When do we get Justice?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 09, 2024 12:22 PM (FVME7)

81 Brings up a party topic of conversation - if you, like Bernal, could be the most influential "behind the scenes guy" in the White House, but in exchange you had to regularly bang Dr. Jill, would you do it?

Maybe the better question is, could you do it? Wrap her in the flag and do it for the country? Woof

Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 09, 2024 12:22 PM (5C4od)

82 The Senate has 100 assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 09, 2024 12:22 PM (R4t5M)

83 Tenenbaum?

Wasn't that a movie title?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 12:22 PM (YOx/K)

84 I seriously love your site.. Excellent colors & theme. ...
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Get off my corner, bitch!

Posted by: Lace Wigs at April 09, 2024 12:22 PM (woPEM)

85 Joe Biden is also Jewish, you know.

Posted by: PG at April 09, 2024 12:14 PM (gQbO4)

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One of those rare Puerto Rican Jews.
Posted by: ShainS

Please excuse Juan from Temple. He isn't feeling well.
Posted by: Epstein's Mother

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 12:23 PM (6GRih)

86 I seriously love your site.. Excellent colors & theme. ...
Posted by: Low-Sodium Spam at April 09, 2024 12:16 PM (!Sp@m)
++++
Dude is either stuck in a time warp from around 1994 and so this looks pretty high-tech and sophisticated, or he's putting in zero effort whatsoever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 12:19 PM

Embrace the healing power of "and".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 09, 2024 12:23 PM (Wnv9h)

87 75 I didn't know houses had assholes. Apparently there are tons of them at the White House.
Posted by: jim

House of Representatives has 435 of 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 12:21 PM (6GRih)

You forgot the staff.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:23 PM (ynpvh)

88 On it.
Posted by: Frank Nitti

On it!
Posted by: Charles Harrelson at April 09, 2024 12:10 PM (6GRih)

Of course, those worthies were working primarily to preserve the crime syndicate by eliminating stool pigeons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 12:23 PM (tkR6S)

89 Anthony Bernal, whom Jill Biden has referred to as her "work husband", is a peach of a fellow. From the NYPost: "Anthony Bernal...has repeatedly speculated in the workplace about the penis size of colleagues."

https://tinyurl.com/2p8mkbb2

Posted by: lost in space at April 09, 2024 12:23 PM (k1/QX)

90 No one wants to hear Amy Schumer say, "On it!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (YOx/K)

91 Officials at a Canadian DNA lab knew its prenatal paternity tests were misidentifying babies’ biological fathers, often ruling out the true dads — but continued to sell the tests for more than $1,000, an investigation has found.

Harvey Tenenbaum, the owner of Toronto-based Viaguard Accu-Metrics, admitted that the at-home tests it was selling for nearly a decade were “never that accurate” when speaking to an undercover CBC producer, the news station reports.
Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2024 12:21 PM (RHGPo)
++++
LOL.

Posted by: Elizabeth Holmes at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (HnUIn)

92 Officials at a Canadian DNA lab knew its prenatal paternity tests were misidentifying babies’ biological fathers, often ruling out the true dads — but continued to sell the tests for more than $1,000, an investigation has found.

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Ahh. Wild card DNA.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (FVME7)

93 This site is fine. Leave it alone. Don't fuck up.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (2BB5W)

94 Hey, back off! Joe Biden wrote the Torah, you should all know that.

And the very next book tells how Beau conquered the Promised Land.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (1bNHn)

95 Another legal coincidence. The lawyer who represented E. Jean Carroll against Trump in the made up rape fantasy case is also the lawyer for Ashley Biden.

Any lawyer who doesn't start calling this shit out is allowing their profession to be destroyed.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (LkLld)

96 He clearly is. You don't even have to watch 10 seconds or so before he starts flaming. Why, it's almost like people with known degenerate sexual fetishes are a security risk...

There are homosexuals and then there are fags. This guy's a fag.

Posted by: Like, flaming at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (pFhjh)

97 New video just dropped. Former FBI guy and current CIA contractor admits the FBIs flirts with entrapment. Helped take down Alex Jones and 20 FBI guys were at J6 and are with the CIA now.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (8JpqG)

98 I've long said, the best way to break Joe is to go after Hunter hammer and tongs.
Every week between now and the election should have the Republicans alleging more, new crimes.

I say this because
1) Joe is obsessed with having an "heir to the throne"
2) his fixation on Beau

Joe is the corrupt, vile senator in Sin City.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2024 12:17 PM (yikga)
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FJB does give a shit about his son except for how Hunter can further FJB's goals. If Hunter OD'd tomorrow, all FJB would do is leverage the tragedy for his own benefit.

FJB is pure scum.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (7fElN)

99 65 I seriously love your site.. Excellent colors & theme. ...
Posted by: Low-Sodium Spam at April 09, 2024 12:16 PM (!Sp@m)
++++
Dude is either stuck in a time warp from around 1994 and so this looks pretty high-tech and sophisticated, or he's putting in zero effort whatsoever.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 12:19 PM (HnUIn)

My thought was some sort of advertising or phishing bot.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (eYoxG)

100
Better to be an assistant crack whore than Joey's butt-wiper.

Posted by: Auspex at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (j4U/Z)

101 >>Former FBI guy and current CIA contractor admits the FBIs flirts with entrapment

Flirts with?

Yeah.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 12:25 PM (lknh/)

102 Any lawyer who doesn't start calling this shit out is allowing their profession to be destroyed.
Posted by: JackStraw a

Good way to get disbarred these days.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 09, 2024 12:25 PM (CIS44)

103 Republicans should take and make every opportunity to go on Morning Joe and "bait and switch."

Every time, promise The Intern Killer that you're there to discuss whatever stupid distraction the media acts like is important.

And every time, talk only about Hunter's crimes.

Because Pedo Joe loves Intern Killer Joe and Pedo Joe will stroke out after several time of Intern Killer Joe sputtering in rage at the guest for ruining Propaganda Hour.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2024 12:25 PM (yikga)

104 87 75 I didn't know houses had assholes. Apparently there are tons of them at the White House.
Posted by: jim

House of Representatives has 435 of 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 12:21 PM (6GRih)

You forgot the staff.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:23 PM (ynpvh)
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They're politicians. There is a staff for every asshole. And vice versa. But mostly vice.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 09, 2024 12:25 PM (1bNHn)

105 Why didn't they have him go to the CT house, where there are (officially) no visitor logs?

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They know that they can act -- commit serial treason even --with impunity and love humiliating us by overtly rubbing our faces in feces.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 09, 2024 12:25 PM (qrEMC)

106 96 He clearly is. You don't even have to watch 10 seconds or so before he starts flaming. Why, it's almost like people with known degenerate sexual fetishes are a security risk...

There are homosexuals and then there are fags. This guy's a fag.

Posted by: Like, flaming at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (pFhjh)

Makes sense; he's hoping his "date" will smoke his weiner.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:25 PM (ynpvh)

107 Tenenbaum?

Wasn't that a movie title?
Posted by: Anna Puma

I thought it was a Christmas song?

“Ach Tannebaum
Ach Tannebaum
du bist ein edler Zweig!
Du grünest uns den Winter,
die lieben Sommerzeit.”

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 12:25 PM (6GRih)

108 Joe showered with his daughter. Lies constantly about the death of his wife. Used both of his son's as cutouts to his illegal corruption.

I suspect that he doesn't actually give a shit about his kids.

I suspect he will drop his love for them once his power and ability to graft are threatened.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 12:19 PM

joe biden is no longer aware of his surroundings let alone his daily criminal activities. In his brain his son died in Iraq a war hero and his wife was murdered by a drunk driver.

At this point Herr Dokotor Professor jill points him where his handlers want him to go and it rarely works out well. He is a classic dementia patient making up $hit and repeating lies about his past to make himself feel good.

He is one fall away from a broken hip and they hope that when/if that happens he isn't on video because they can hide him for days and weeks if need be.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2024 12:25 PM (QNSds)

109 Beau died at Thermopylae alongside Leonidas and one eyed Faramir, Fat.

Posted by: Pantloadius Hero of the Greeks at April 09, 2024 12:26 PM (PDZWG)

110 egWOJ

Trudeau-loving homo spammer at 45. Probably has malware on its site.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 12:26 PM (tkR6S)

111 95 Another legal coincidence. The lawyer who represented E. Jean Carroll against Trump in the made up rape fantasy case is also the lawyer for Ashley Biden.

Any lawyer who doesn't start calling this shit out is allowing their profession to be destroyed.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (LkLld)

Profession's already destroyed. Any lawyer who starts calling this shit out will see their career destroyed.

Posted by: Nobody wants to be lined up on the wall at April 09, 2024 12:26 PM (pFhjh)

112 >>There are homosexuals and then there are fags. This guy's a fag.

Spoiler. They are all fags.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 12:26 PM (lknh/)

113 84 I seriously love your site.. Excellent colors & theme. ...
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Get off my corner, bitch!

Posted by: Lace Wigs
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CAT FIGHT !!!

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 12:26 PM (2BB5W)

114 Bernal, informally known as First Lady Jill Biden's "work husband,"

What absolutely vile thing must he have done in a previous life to be saddled with being Jill Biden's anything?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2024 12:26 PM (U7wke)

115 Afternoon Ace. Years ago Bruce Cutler was a lawyer for the mob. The feds tried everything to get rid of him . They finally succeeded when a judge found that Cutlet had attended meetings which led him to be too intertwined with the family business . Do you think the feds will do the same with the Biden crime family's lawyer? Hah, I crack myself up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 09, 2024 12:27 PM (ixVYR)

116 In other news, MILFy Gina Gannon says she is a coffee and red wine drinker, and is trying to sell me some teeth whitener product.

More paid commercials disguised as news on the local newscast.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 09, 2024 12:27 PM (ufFY8)

117 I love how this sh*t for brains and his family members are getting hit off by every major bad actor from the Russians, to Ukraine, to The CCP and yet he's going to skate and some c**trag b*tch in NY is going to start expropriating Trumps sh*t over some made up garbage.

Hey, I wonder why the CCP is wiring tens of thousands of dollars to Ashley Biden, Haley Biden, James Biden, other lesser and Bidens?

It's a f**king mystery.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 12:27 PM (XV/Pl)

118 This absolutely blows my mind. I never thught I would live to see the day.

US Sen. Warren: World Court has ‘ample evidence’ to find Israel guilty of genocide.

She is the Senator from Massachusetts. Apparently it is okay now to display blatant anti semitism. Side with terrorists who want to eradicate Jewes from the face of the earth against a democracy which celebrates all the liberal ideals you support. No cognitive dissonance there.
I keep wondering if we are going to make it to November before the country explodesinto civil war.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 09, 2024 12:27 PM (t/2Uw)

119 97 New video just dropped. Former FBI guy and current CIA contractor admits the FBIs flirts with entrapment. Helped take down Alex Jones and 20 FBI guys were at J6 and are with the CIA now.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (8JpqG)

At least 20 fibbies. Said Capitol Police were in "charge", so they may have had numerous assets on the ground as well. And remember, 20 fibbies, but how many fibbie "informants"/instigators?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:27 PM (ynpvh)

120 That warnt no menorah Hunter was lightin up

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 09, 2024 12:27 PM (fPaY0)

121 Makes sense; he's hoping his "date" will smoke his weiner.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:25 PM (ynpvh)

Hillshire Farm makes great smoked wieners.

Posted by: Cocktail sausages I think they're called at April 09, 2024 12:27 PM (pFhjh)

122 You can also assume gay dude was exaggerating his importance but was definitely revealing stuff he has seen or heard others do and relayed as his own .

Posted by: polynikes at April 09, 2024 12:27 PM (MNhXM)

123
Hillary invented the 36 hour work day. Hardest working woman in the legal profession!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 09, 2024 12:16 PM (FVME7)

Didn’t Fani bill 24 hours as well? Dem wymynses are stronk lawyer.

Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 12:28 PM (Y6Wgg)

124 >>US Sen. Warren: World Court has ‘ample evidence’ to find Israel guilty of genocide.

The World Court.

Ah...that's rich.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 12:28 PM (lknh/)

125 Heh. Pantloadius.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 09, 2024 12:28 PM (R4t5M)

126 76 Possibly Related:

NYPost:

Officials at a Canadian DNA lab knew its prenatal paternity tests were misidentifying babies’ biological fathers, often ruling out the true dads — but continued to sell the tests for more than $1,000, an investigation has found.

Harvey Tenenbaum, the owner of Toronto-based Viaguard Accu-Metrics, admitted that the at-home tests it was selling for nearly a decade were “never that accurate” when speaking to an undercover CBC producer, the news station reports.

Posted by: SMOD at April 09, 2024 12:21 PM (RHGPo)

"That's why I trust only Maury Povich brand DNA Paternity Test Kits!"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 09, 2024 12:28 PM (wtvvX)

127 84 I seriously love your site.. Excellent colors & theme. ...
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Get off my corner, bitch!

Posted by: Lace Wigs
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CAT FIGHT !!!
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 12:26 PM (2BB5W)
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***opens ticket/concession/merchandise stand***

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2024 12:28 PM (7fElN)

128 Must watch video about Jan 6th. You don't hate the CIA enough.
https://tinyurl.com/3x4uc8ta
Posted by: JackStraw
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Dude must be gay. He's trying to impress his "date".
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He clearly is. You don't even have to watch 10 seconds or so before he starts flaming. Why, it's almost like people with known degenerate sexual fetishes are a security risk...
hahahahaha
The journalist that is recording the flaming homosexual is playing it up, too.
Listen at 1:30
"Good for you!"

And that will be the CIA's excuse. "Oh, he was just trying to impress on a date. Those things never really happen."

Bank on it.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 09, 2024 12:28 PM (CsUN+)

129 112 >>There are homosexuals and then there are fags. This guy's a fag.

Spoiler. They are all fags.
Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 12:26 PM (lknh/)

Well, I guess you're the resident expert.

Posted by: I defer to your Croc-wearing expertise at April 09, 2024 12:29 PM (pFhjh)

130
"That's why I trust only Maury Povich brand DNA Paternity Test Kits!"
Posted by: Tex Lovera

What celebration do you go with when you learn you're not the father? I go with the 'finger stache pimp limp'

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 09, 2024 12:29 PM (CIS44)

131 I just know that I have not been seen anywhere near the WH or the Bidens.
Or the DOJ, for that matter.

No sirree!

Posted by: Smidgen O'Corruption at April 09, 2024 12:30 PM (lZVy/)

132 Bernal is a short, creepy-looking pervert and almost certainly a homo. Perfect White House material!

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

133 My thought was some sort of advertising or phishing bot.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (eYoxG)
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Maybe automated. Or a dude being paid a rupee per post. Either way, it's low-effort.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 12:31 PM (HnUIn)

134 From the NYPost: "Anthony Bernal...has repeatedly speculated in the workplace about the penis size of colleagues."
Posted by: lost in space at April 09, 2024 12:23 PM (k1/QX)

"Speculated" - I guess we know what he was doing for Dr. Jill.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2024 12:31 PM (U7wke)

135 New video just dropped. Former FBI guy and current CIA contractor admits the FBIs flirts with entrapment. Helped take down Alex Jones and 20 FBI guys were at J6 and are with the CIA now.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One

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And the discussion around 7:25 or so where he's saying it was Capital Hill Police's jurisdiction and makes the air quotes while saying "why they didn't have more on hand"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 12:32 PM (WCiZg)

136 US Sen. Warren: World Court has ‘ample evidence’ to find Israel guilty of genocide.

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Circle the wagons!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 09, 2024 12:32 PM (FVME7)

137 They make it clearer every day for even the most brain dead out there that Trump is not the lawless one

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2024 12:32 PM (FQmDC)

138 CAT FIGHT !!!
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 12:26 PM (2BB5W)
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***opens ticket/concession/merchandise stand***
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

*sells Eclipse 2024 t shirts at deep discount.

*honestly? Some African village is about to get a couple of thousands of shirts.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 12:32 PM (6GRih)

139 Maybe automated. Or a dude being paid a rupee per post. Either way, it's low-effort.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 12:31 PM (HnUIn)

Doesn't mean it's not evil. Needs to be shitcanned with prejudice.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 12:32 PM (tkR6S)

140 Always remember:
This is the guy NeverTrump and Respectable Republicans, like Mitt Romney and Mike Pence, enthusiastically support.

An actual child molester.

Because "muh principles."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2024 12:33 PM (yikga)

141 Bernal, informally known as First Lady Jill Biden's "work husband,"

What absolutely vile thing must he have done in a previous life to be saddled with being Jill Biden's anything?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2024 12:26 PM (U7wke)

Well dad married her, and I banged her, so...

Posted by: Robert H. Biden at April 09, 2024 12:33 PM (W3T6M)

142 This absolutely blows my mind. I never thught I would live to see the day.

US Sen. Warren: World Court has ‘ample evidence’ to find Israel guilty of genocide.

She is the Senator from Massachusetts. Apparently it is okay now to display blatant anti semitism. Side with terrorists who want to eradicate Jewes from the face of the earth against a democracy which celebrates all the liberal ideals you support. No cognitive dissonance there.
I keep wondering if we are going to make it to November before the country explodesinto civil war.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 09, 2024 12:27 PM

"genocide".....I do not think that word means what you think it means.

The left has been accusing Israel of "genocide" for the past 25+ years. You would think if the Jews are evil criminal masterminds that they claim them to be they would have been able to kill of every palistenian in that amount of time, but here we are with more than double the number of people they started with.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2024 12:33 PM (QNSds)

143 JackStraw at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (LkLld)

Profession's already destroyed. Any lawyer who starts calling this shit out will see their career destroyed.

Posted by: Nobody wants to be lined up on the wall
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It is said that the second richest people, during Spanish rein south of the border, were the accountants. - They used Roman numerals and most people could not decipher them.
The third richest were ships captains.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 12:33 PM (2BB5W)

144 Where else did Cortez, an accountant, get the money to raise an army?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 12:33 PM (2BB5W)

145 133 My thought was some sort of advertising or phishing bot.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (eYoxG)
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Maybe automated. Or a dude being paid a rupee per post. Either way, it's low-effort.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 12:31 PM (HnUIn)
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Beneath low effort. It should at least be some hot chick claiming she wants to meet us.

Which reminds me, when do the babes show up?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 09, 2024 12:34 PM (1bNHn)

146 Joe Biden jokes, "I may be Irish, but I'm not stupid. I married Dominic Giacoppa’s daughter...

That's not meant to be funny.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at April 09, 2024 12:34 PM (74dlu)

147 Former FBI guy and current CIA contractor admits the FBIs flirts with entrapment.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 09, 2024 12:24 PM (8JpqG)

The FBI doesn't flirt with entrapment. The FBI roofies entrapment and brings it back for an all department gangbang.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2024 12:35 PM (U7wke)

148 My thought was some sort of advertising or phishing bot.
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Dead Internet.

It's about to get much, much worse what with the development of pretty decent AI language models.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 12:36 PM (WCiZg)

149 123
Hillary invented the 36 hour work day. Hardest working woman in the legal profession!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 09, 2024 12:16 PM (FVME7)

Didn’t Fani bill 24 hours as well? Dem wymynses are stronk lawyer.
Posted by: Montec at April 09, 2024 12:28 PM (Y6Wgg)
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I think that was her Studman Powercock. Fani wasn't getting paid by the hour -- or at least, not formally -- and thus didn't submit billing records, IIRC.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

150 “I have heard him say inappropriate things about people’s sexuality or pry inappropriately into people’s personal lives,” one former co-worker recalled of Bernal, who is openly gay."

oh, that's why they won't do anything about him...at least one reason

Posted by: ziggggeeee at April 09, 2024 12:36 PM (K5Rdg)

151 Biden is the son of a car salesman. That's all you need to know.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 12:36 PM (2BB5W)

152 "The aide -- who has been with Jill Biden since 2008 -- is widely considered untouchable because of his closeness to the first family."

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Now, why am I thinking this "aide" isn't untouchable because of closeness to the Biden family, but because of who he really works for.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 12:37 PM (cQs7n)

153 Just like the infamous "tarmac meeting" with Bill Clinton and and AG Loretta Lynch in 2018 when Hillary was under investigation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 09, 2024 12:37 PM (Edj++)

154 ... Bernal, who is openly gay."

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(lays $20 on table)

Do I even need to finish the terms of this wager?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 12:37 PM (WCiZg)

155 Bill Clinton and Loretta WhatevertheFuck just happened to be on the same tarmac. Happens all the time.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 12:37 PM (ZxmOG)

156 Remember when Retardo used to brag about being the poorest man in the Senate? Now it's rub your nose in his wealth. Asshoe is two clicks away from wearing Mr. T bling and a tooth grill. Get rid of those prezzy Suburbans, baby, it's Escalades from now on.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 09, 2024 12:37 PM (0EOe9)

157 The aide -- who has been with Jill Biden since 2008 -- is widely considered untouchable because of his closeness to the first family."
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There's nothing worse than Untouchable Aides.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 12:38 PM (ZxmOG)

158 I have a bridge in Baltimore for sale.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 09, 2024 12:39 PM (xT7BI)

159 The aide -- who has been with Jill Biden since 2008 -- is widely considered untouchable because of his closeness to the first family."
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There's nothing worse than Untouchable Aides.

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He does prep work for the Bidens.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 12:39 PM (WCiZg)

160 >She is the Senator from Massachusetts. Apparently it is okay now to display blatant antisemitism.
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I keep tellin' y'all:

you can say/get away with anything if the press is on your side.
Warren's a Dem. The press is on her side.

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 12:39 PM (oCjPU)

161 Not a smidgen of corruption.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 09, 2024 12:40 PM (sTE1Z)

162 124 >>US Sen. Warren: World Court has ‘ample evidence’ to find Israel guilty of genocide.

The World Court.

Ah...that's rich.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 12:28 PM (lknh/)

We has the bestest courts too! Judge Engoron, Emmet Sullivan, and don't forget the three Supreme ladies (SCOTUS, not the singers).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

163 The Crumbley's, the assholes that bought a gun for their insane son who used it to shoot up a school, killing four, have been sentenced for their manslaughter convictions.

James and Jennifer both got 10-15 years.

Posted by: lost in space at April 09, 2024 12:40 PM (k1/QX)

164 Didn’t Fani bill 24 hours as well? Dem wymynses are stronk lawyer.

from my brief stint in biglaw and conversations with female associates, women lawyers take overbilling to a whole other level. like they're less likely to get called out on it because vagina

Posted by: brak at April 09, 2024 12:40 PM (AR07F)

165 151 Retardo learned things from the old man, like sawdust in the transmission, spinning speedometers, and banana peels in the differential. Also, Earl Scheib is your friend until the first rain.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 09, 2024 12:40 PM (0EOe9)

166 Dead Internet.

It's about to get much, much worse what with the development of pretty decent AI language models.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 12:36 PM (WCiZg)

It's either a spammer trying to sell shit, or a bot trying to get us to click on a link that could dump a load of malware onto our device. The tip-off is that the content of their post has exactly zero relevance to the content of the post, or the conversation that follows. One or two sentences of bland pap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 12:41 PM (tkR6S)

167 Early to bed, early to rise gets a man off work early

As for Hunter he can stay in bed all day, commit crimes and not pay a cent

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2024 12:41 PM (CVefJ)

168 Not a smidgen of corruption.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 09, 2024 12:40 PM (sTE1Z)

Most transparent administration...evah.

Posted by: BignJames at April 09, 2024 12:41 PM (AwYPR)

169 >The aide -- who has been with Jill Biden since 2008 -- is widely considered untouchable because of his closeness to the first family."

anyone in particular? 🤨

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 12:41 PM (oCjPU)

170 129 112 >>There are homosexuals and then there are fags. This guy's a fag.

Spoiler. They are all fags.
Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 12:26 PM (lknh/)

Well, I guess you're the resident expert.

Posted by: I defer to your Croc-wearing expertise at April 09, 2024 12:29 PM (pFhjh)

Ouch! LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

171 FB just sent me an ad from JDate, which if you don't know is a dating app for Jews.

It's an odd ad in that it features a very goy-looking dude and a woman who is at best ambiguous in her ethnicity. If someone asked me to speculate on their ethnicity, I would say "a cracker and a latina." I would have been very hard-pressed to identify them as Jews.

"Find your Bashert!"

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

172 So was there any human disaster yesterday as a result of the eclipse-watching? Because I haven't heard a peep, and all of the articles are from the 7th and earlier.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 09, 2024 12:41 PM (w6EFb)

173 Not a smidgen of corruption.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

I agree (#131)

Posted by: Smidgen O'Corruption at April 09, 2024 12:41 PM (lZVy/)

174 Sorry, but I missed the Sefton stuff. What happened?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 09, 2024 12:42 PM (sTE1Z)

175 Let them eat cock.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 09, 2024 12:19 PM (woPEM)

Hilarious times eleventy!

Posted by: kathysaysso at April 09, 2024 12:42 PM (yACxx)

176 The FBI doesn't flirt with entrapment. The FBI roofies entrapment and brings it back for an all department gangbang.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2024 12:35 PM (U7wke)

Let's paraphrase the joke: FBI agent goes to a campsite where Cubscouts are setting up, picks out one of the boys, approaches him when no one else is around, shows him his badge and says "come with me, little boy."

The boy obliges, because he's been told these are the good guys. As they walk further and further into the woods, it's getting dark, and the little boy finally says "Mr. FBI man, I'm getting scared."

To which the agent replies, "you're scared, what about me, I'm going to be walking out of here alone!"

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 12:43 PM (/8Qa/)

177 And now, Science Moment from Stonewall Jackson Lee!

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Democrat Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee: It's "almost impossible to go near the sun," but the "moon is more manageable" because it's "made up mostly of gases" (it isn't)

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She just confused the moon with Chris Christie.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 09, 2024 12:43 PM (FVME7)

178 The tip-off is that the content of their post has exactly zero relevance to the content of the post, or the conversation that follows. One or two sentences of bland pap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 12:41 PM

Seriously....did you read that part before you posted it on THIS blog?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2024 12:43 PM (QNSds)

179 Sorry, but I missed the Sefton stuff. What happened?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 09, 2024 12:42 PM (sTE1Z)

It actually IS a tumor.

Posted by: Kindergarten Cop at April 09, 2024 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

180 This is the guy NeverTrump and Respectable Republicans, like Mitt Romney and Mike Pence, enthusiastically support.

An actual child molester.

Because "muh principles."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2024 12:33 PM (yikga)

Say what you will about Pence and NT, unlike Trump, Biden would never just sit back and allow the abortion question to be decided at the state level.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2024 12:43 PM (U7wke)

181 163 The Crumbley's, the assholes that bought a gun for their insane son who used it to shoot up a school, killing four, have been sentenced for their manslaughter convictions.

James and Jennifer both got 10-15 years.
Posted by: lost in space at April 09, 2024 12:40 PM (k1/QX)
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Great! Now do all the parents of violent teenage gangbangers who coddle and enable their gangbanging. Oh wait . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 12:43 PM (iFTx/)

182 157 The aide -- who has been with Jill Biden since 2008 -- is widely considered untouchable because of his closeness to the first family."
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There's nothing worse than Untouchable Aides.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 12:38 PM (ZxmOG)

untouchable AIDS?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

183 Why it matters: Just kidding, it doesn't matter, kulak. Trump said doody

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 12:44 PM (ZxmOG)

184 179 Sorry, but I missed the Sefton stuff. What happened?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 09, 2024 12:42 PM (sTE1Z)

It actually IS a tumor.
Posted by: Kindergarten Cop at April 09, 2024 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh no... Prayers

Posted by: It's me donna at April 09, 2024 12:44 PM (Akjoo)

185 168 Not a smidgen of corruption.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 09, 2024 12:40 PM (sTE1Z)

Most transparent administration...evah.

Posted by: BignJames at April 09, 2024 12:41 PM (AwYPR)

Transparently Corrupt.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

186 Oh good Lord. Hope you get through this, J.J.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 09, 2024 12:44 PM (sTE1Z)

187 146 Joe Biden jokes, "I may be Irish, but I'm not stupid. I married Dominic Giacoppa’s daughter...
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... so, I've got a little Italian in me.
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Peg of my heart.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 12:44 PM (2BB5W)

188 Bernal, informally known as First Lady Jill Biden's "work husband,"

Ew.

Posted by: pookysgirl, grossed out at April 09, 2024 12:44 PM (dtlDP)

189 The Biden campaign has hired the Lincoln Project to make campaign ads for them. Even though in 2020 LP's anti-Trump ads made undecided voters more likely to vote for Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/bdehcevp

Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2024 12:45 PM (2ocoG)

190 >>>Transparently Corrupt.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Nice.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 09, 2024 12:45 PM (sTE1Z)

191 >>The Crumbley's, the assholes that bought a gun for their insane son who used it to shoot up a school, killing four, have been sentenced for their manslaughter convictions.

How many years are they giving to the School Administrators who did not send him home?

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 12:45 PM (lknh/)

192 The Crumbley's, the assholes that bought a gun for their insane son who used it to shoot up a school, killing four, have been sentenced for their manslaughter convictions.

James and Jennifer both got 10-15 years.
Posted by: lost in space at April 09, 2024 12:40 PM (k1/QX)
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Great! Now do all the parents of violent teenage gangbangers who coddle and enable their gangbanging. Oh wait . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade

Exactly.

Posted by: lost in space at April 09, 2024 12:45 PM (k1/QX)

193 177 And now, Science Moment from Stonewall Jackson Lee!

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Democrat Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee: It's "almost impossible to go near the sun," but the "moon is more manageable" because it's "made up mostly of gases" (it isn't)

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She just confused the moon with Chris Christie.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 09, 2024 12:43 PM (FVME7)

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I really want to see a DU thread on this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

194 Democrat Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee: It's "almost impossible to go near the sun," but the "moon is more manageable" because it's "made up mostly of gases" (it isn't)
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ALMOST impossible?????

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 12:45 PM (ZxmOG)

195 Pearls worn out from clutching

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 09, 2024 12:45 PM (as3uC)

196 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Democrat Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee: It's "almost impossible to go near the sun," but the "moon is more manageable" because it's "made up mostly of gases" (it isn't)

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Yale BA.

University of Virginia JD.

Black woman.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 12:45 PM (WCiZg)

197 >>Joe Biden jokes, "I may be Irish, but I'm not stupid. I married Dominic Giacoppa’s daughter...

"Fucked his grand-daughter, too.", he continued.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 12:45 PM (lknh/)

198 Wasn't Flirting with Entrapment a Molly Hatchet song?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 09, 2024 12:45 PM (wtvvX)

199 179 Sorry, but I missed the Sefton stuff. What happened?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 09, 2024 12:42 PM (sTE1Z)

It actually IS a tumor.

Posted by: Kindergarten Cop at April 09, 2024 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh crap. Prayers. Benign and easily removed, I pray.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

200 The aide -- who has been with Jill Biden since 2008 -- is widely considered untouchable because of his closeness to the first family."
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There's nothing worse than Untouchable Aides.
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 12:38 PM (ZxmOG)

I strongly suspect his AIDS have been touched.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 12:46 PM (/8Qa/)

201 180 Say what you will about Pence and NT, unlike Trump, Biden would never just sit back and allow the abortion question to be decided at the state level.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2024 12:43 PM (U7wke)

=======

The funny thing is that I'm pretty sure the establishment is doing it's best to tank abortion at the state level.

Badly written referenda on ballots. Over-targeting acceptable limits that are not only well-known but easily discovered. Terrible messaging.

It's almost like the GOP is run by a cabal of its enemies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

202 Democrat Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee: It's "almost impossible to go near the sun," but the "moon is more manageable" because it's "made up mostly of gases"

pride of Houston right there. racially gerrymandered with a seat for life

Posted by: brak at April 09, 2024 12:46 PM (AR07F)

203 >>> It actually IS a tumor.
Posted by: Kindergarten Cop at April 09, 2024 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh no... Prayers

Posted by: It's me donna
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A prayer for him and his surgeon and staff.
Buddy's wife had one. Three years running and good to go.
They'll cut it out and he'll be back in no time.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 12:47 PM (2BB5W)

204 Sorry, but I missed the Sefton stuff. What happened?
================
Just Paul making nasty comments about JJ's medical condition. Something you wouldn't be surprised to hear from an adolescent frustrated he is universally regarded as an ignorant twat, probably hated by his family and former teachers, and still struggling to remember if he took his morning pills or not.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 09, 2024 12:47 PM (lda/u)

205 202 Democrat Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee: It's "almost impossible to go near the sun," but the "moon is more manageable" because it's "made up mostly of gases"

pride of Houston right there. racially gerrymandered with a seat for life
Posted by: brak at April 09, 2024 12:46 PM (AR07F)

=======

Yale and UVA must be so proud.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO)

206 TEN PERCENT TO THE BIG GUY

Posted by: m at April 09, 2024 12:47 PM (o3SCB)

207 157 The aide -- who has been with Jill Biden since 2008 -- is widely considered untouchable because of his closeness to the first family."
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There's nothing worse than Untouchable Aides.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 12:38 PM (ZxmOG)

Especially when it results in Detachable Penis.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 09, 2024 12:48 PM (wtvvX)

208 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Democrat Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee: It's "almost impossible to go near the sun," but the "moon is more manageable" because it's "made up mostly of gases" (it isn't)

-

Yale BA.

University of Virginia JD.

Black woman.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 12:45 PM (WCiZg)

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"Climate Change made the moon gassy." -- Sunny Hostin

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 09, 2024 12:48 PM (+sps9)

209 206 TEN PERCENT TO THE BIG GUY

Posted by: m at April 09, 2024 12:47 PM (o3SCB)

Hunter was talking about his dick.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

210 > Democrat Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee: It's "almost impossible to go near the sun," but the "moon is more manageable" because it's "made up mostly of gases"
_____________

This person is one who lords over the rest of us. Quant, isn't it?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2024 12:48 PM (Q4IgG)

211 A prayer for him and his surgeon and staff.
Buddy's wife had one. Three years running and good to go.
They'll cut it out and he'll be back in no time.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 12:47 PM (2BB5W)

My Niece's husband had one also and it was successfully removed... Going strong now 5 years

Posted by: It's me donna at April 09, 2024 12:49 PM (Akjoo)

212 Democrat Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee: It's "almost impossible to go near the sun," but the "moon is more manageable" because it's "made up mostly of gases" (it isn't)
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ALMOST impossible?????
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024

***
". . . made up mostly of gases"????

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 09, 2024 12:49 PM (J2vNu)

213 Seriously....did you read that part before you posted it on THIS blog?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 09, 2024 12:43 PM (QNSds)

We make jokes. Or announce in some way if we are going off-topic. The difference is like night and day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 12:49 PM (tkR6S)

214 Crumbley's, the assholes that bought a gun for their insane son who used it to shoot up a school, killing four, have been sentenced for their manslaughter convictions.

James and Jennifer both got 10-15 years.
Posted by: lost in space at April 09, 2024 12:40 PM (k1/QX)
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Did they prove the parents knew or should have known he was going to use the gun for violent purposes? If not , this is just misdirected revenge.

My father bought me a number of guns before I was 18 but of course that was a different time.

Posted by: polynikes at April 09, 2024 12:49 PM (MNhXM)

215 They really really are that stupid.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 09, 2024 12:49 PM (t/2Uw)

216 211 A prayer for him and his surgeon and staff.
Buddy's wife had one. Three years running and good to go.
They'll cut it out and he'll be back in no time.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 12:47 PM (2BB5W)

My Niece's husband had one also and it was successfully removed... Going strong now 5 years

Posted by: It's me donna at April 09, 2024 12:49 PM (Akjoo)

And Jimmah Carter is still around. So lots of medical advances regarding brain tumors.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:49 PM (ynpvh)

217 I have an off-topic question I would like to pose to Alberta Oil Peon about a used 2021 Ram 1500 Tradesman with Four-Wheel Drive, Quad Cab, if it's not inconsiderate to ask him car questions.

I *think* I linked my email in my nic. I will check after I post this.

Posted by: Emmie at April 09, 2024 12:50 PM (Sf2cq)

218 "Climate Change made the moon gassy." -- Sunny Hostin

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 09, 2024 12:48 PM (+sps9)

Cabbage does it for me.

Posted by: BignJames at April 09, 2024 12:50 PM (AwYPR)

219 This blonde in a dress prefers it when spammers put in at least a modicum of effort:
http://tiny.cc/gx9pxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 12:50 PM (HnUIn)

220 201 180 Say what you will about Pence and NT, unlike Trump, Biden would never just sit back and allow the abortion question to be decided at the state level.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 09, 2024 12:43 PM (U7wke)

=======

The funny thing is that I'm pretty sure the establishment is doing it's best to tank abortion at the state level.

Badly written referenda on ballots. Over-targeting acceptable limits that are not only well-known but easily discovered. Terrible messaging.

It's almost like the GOP is run by a cabal of its enemies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda
------------------------------------

These "life" arguments from faux members of the Right are made in concert with agitators from the left both who are bought and paid for by corporate lobbyists. We've been down this road before.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 12:50 PM (2BB5W)

221 Democrat Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee: It's "almost impossible to go near the sun," but the "moon is more manageable" because it's "made up mostly of gases" (it isn't)
-----------

ALMOST impossible?????
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024

***
". . . made up mostly of gases"????
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

She's full of gas.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 12:50 PM (6GRih)

222 Yes, my email link is working.

Posted by: Emmie at April 09, 2024 12:50 PM (Sf2cq)

223
Elizabeth Warren and her ilk know that outrageousness is a key to unlocking funds and getting noticed. There is no penalty for the absurdity of it; the delight of lefties spewing hate is part of the kink.

Posted by: Auspex at April 09, 2024 12:51 PM (j4U/Z)

224 219 This blonde in a dress prefers it when spammers put in at least a modicum of effort:
http://tiny.cc/gx9pxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 12:50 PM (HnUIn)

Wow, almost Fen-approved clothing too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 12:51 PM (ynpvh)

225 So what's dumber, Sheila Jackson Lee and her gas moon or Hank Johnson and Guam tipping over?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2024 12:51 PM (2ocoG)

226 >>This blonde in a dress prefers it when spammers put in at least a modicum of effort:
http://tiny.cc/gx9pxz

That's a lovely dress.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 12:51 PM (lknh/)

227 219 This blonde in a dress prefers it when spammers put in at least a modicum of effort:
http://tiny.cc/gx9pxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 12:50 PM (HnUIn)

Ohhhhh, myyyyy......

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 09, 2024 12:51 PM (wtvvX)

228 I have big thumbs - Anthony Bernal, Biden family confidante and Jill Biden's Work Husband.

Posted by: lost in space at April 09, 2024 12:51 PM (k1/QX)

229 pride of Houston right there. racially gerrymandered with a seat for life

And they could have had her for mayor too. Missed opportunities.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 09, 2024 12:52 PM (/y8xj)

230 So ... who thinks Bernal might be takin' showers with the 'First Lady' ... ? Unpossible, you say ... ? Not in Bidetland.

Posted by: Dr_No at April 09, 2024 12:52 PM (ayRl+)

231 Crumbley's, the assholes that bought a gun for their insane son who used it to shoot up a school, killing four, have been sentenced for their manslaughter convictions.
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But a federal agent who loses his weapon in San Francisco that is used to kill a young woman?

Nothing.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 09, 2024 12:52 PM (oms6s)

232 http://tiny.cc/gx9pxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Wow. Sexy girl next door.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024 12:52 PM (9yWhg)

233 So what's dumber, Sheila Jackson Lee and her gas moon or Hank Johnson and Guam tipping over?
Posted by: Ian S.

Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 12:52 PM (6GRih)

234 >>> This blonde in a dress prefers it when spammers put in at least a modicum of effort:
http://tiny.cc/gx9pxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Yummay!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 09, 2024 12:53 PM (sTE1Z)

235 I met a guy who ran against Sheila Jackson Lee once. He was a white male so he knew it was hopeless given the demographics of the district, but as he said "someone has to try she's an embarrassment." Of course he barely got any votes.

Posted by: brak at April 09, 2024 12:53 PM (AR07F)

236 What about people who WANT the nation to move towards the freedom of the 10th Amendment as intended?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 12:53 PM (WCiZg)

237 Especially when it results in Detachable Penis.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

The leprosy thread was yesterday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024 12:53 PM (9yWhg)

238 Sheila Jackson Lee declares the moon is the big weave salon in the sky and starts a new religion. Please give.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 09, 2024 12:54 PM (0EOe9)

239 Hannukah reception?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Posted by: Benjamin Netanyahu at April 09, 2024 12:54 PM (DsA2n)

240 So ... who thinks Bernal might be takin' showers with the 'First Lady' ... ? Unpossible, you say ... ? Not in Bidetland.

I mean, in his condition Joe's not banging her without a strap-on and a team of Secret Service agents to thrust him in and out.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2024 12:54 PM (2ocoG)

241 I met a guy who ran against Sheila Jackson Lee once. He was a white male so he knew it was hopeless given the demographics of the district, but as he said "someone has to try she's an embarrassment."

Of course he barely got any votes.
Posted by: brak

I'll bet very few votes were actually cast. Period.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 12:54 PM (6GRih)

242 Bernal, informally known as First Lady Jill Biden's "work husband," has become an infamous figure in the White House, where allegations of bullying and sexual harassment have circulated for years.

"Work husband"? Sounds skeevy.

Posted by: Emmie at April 09, 2024 12:56 PM (Sf2cq)

243
I mean, in his condition Joe's not banging her without a strap-on and a team of Secret Service agents to thrust him in and out.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2024 12:54 PM (2ocoG)

Oh Lord... Give me the brain bleach STAT

Posted by: It's me donna at April 09, 2024 12:56 PM (Akjoo)

244 Why didn't they have him go to the CT house, where there are (officially) no visitor logs?p

a: He has, but this was a social payback
b: Hunter's lawyer needs some reassurance that he won't be hung out to dry like all of the other Hunter associates who "were forced to take a hit like a Biden"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 09, 2024 12:56 PM (D7oie)

245 Emmie, you've got a better chance of catching him in the ONT.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 12:56 PM (2BB5W)

246 I saw Gas Moon open for Led Zeppelin at Live Aid.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 09, 2024 12:56 PM (Be/+i)

247
Let's hear it for the big girls!
- Sheila Jackson Lee buying tickets for Significant Figures

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 12:57 PM (WCiZg)

248 I detest all the stories in the right-o-sphere which include the words "DEMs Panic" or "DEMS start to panic about..."

They're NOT. Not about a gd thing, they're not. It's just stupid clickbait, and it's gotten to be really, really irritating.

Whenever I see one of these "panic" headlines, I wanna scream "just STFU."

Posted by: mnw at April 09, 2024 12:57 PM (NLIak)

249 Welp,
Just missed the launch of the last Delta Heavy ever.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2024 12:58 PM (cOq4q)

250 I'll only pray if the Moon got Liqour an Lottery too. Mmm hmmm.

Posted by: Shirley Q. Liqour at April 09, 2024 12:58 PM (Zz86T)

251 Keith Moon > Gas Moon

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 09, 2024 12:59 PM (oms6s)

252 I have an off-topic question about purchasing a pickup truck. The Horde is rife with automotive experts. I am requesting that any experts who enjoy sharing their knowledge would contact me at the linked email, please.

Thank you!

Posted by: Emmie at April 09, 2024 12:59 PM (Sf2cq)

253 The funny thing is that I'm pretty sure the establishment is doing it's best to tank abortion at the state level.

Badly written referenda on ballots. Over-targeting acceptable limits that are not only well-known but easily discovered. Terrible messaging.

It's almost like the GOP is run by a cabal of its enemies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

Crowder did a pretty good rundown on this topic, and I've heard it described before by others, if you actually told Democrat voters what the positions of Democrat politicians are, they'd recoil in horror.

But the real problem is Republicans who let them get away with it. The last R politicians who expressed his belief, Rapin' Todd Akin, got laughed out of politics.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 12:59 PM (q8kR1)

254 I *think* I linked my email in my nic. I will check after I post this.
Posted by: Emmie at April 09, 2024 12:50 PM (Sf2cq)

e-mail sent

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 12:59 PM (tkR6S)

255 Personally, I wouldn't buy anything made by Chrysler/Fiat or whomever owns it this week.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 01:00 PM (2BB5W)

256 Gallup Poll: "EV Ownership Ticks Up, but Fewer Nonowners Want to Buy One...Seven percent of Americans, up from 4% a year ago, report that they own an electric vehicle. That increase is matched by an equal decline in the percentage saying they are seriously considering buying one, from 12% to 9%."

So the entire market for EVs is 9% hence FJB unilaterally trying to wipe out vehicles that actually are functional.

https://tinyurl.com/atv8d2vs

Posted by: lost in space at April 09, 2024 01:00 PM (k1/QX)

257 When She-Jack was touring JPL and they showed her the Mars rover video feed, she asked if it could see the flags the astronauts left there.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 09, 2024 01:00 PM (r5tfK)

258 245 Emmie, you've got a better chance of catching him in the ONT.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 12:56 PM (2BB5W)

Thanks, Braenyard. I will try then as well, but saw him here just a few moments ago.

Posted by: Emmie at April 09, 2024 01:00 PM (Sf2cq)

259 Keith Moon > Gas Moon
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 09, 2024 12:59 PM (oms6s)
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They *were* pretty stinky.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 09, 2024 01:01 PM (Be/+i)

260 250 Menthol cigarettes will be sold on Jackson Moon. No tax, just like the Indians (feather).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 09, 2024 01:01 PM (0EOe9)

261 So what's dumber, Sheila Jackson Lee and her gas moon or Hank Johnson and Guam tipping over?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2024 12:51 PM (2ocoG)

Yes.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 01:02 PM (q8kR1)

262 So what's dumber, Sheila Jackson Lee and her gas moon or Hank Johnson and Guam tipping over?
Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2024 12:51 PM (2ocoG)

What's really dumb, is that seemingly, nobody has ever publicly said to their faces, "Geeze, you really are a stupid c***, aren't you?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 01:02 PM (tkR6S)

263 Gallup Poll: "EV Ownership Ticks Up, but Fewer Nonowners Want to Buy One...Seven percent of Americans, up from 4% a year ago, report that they own an electric vehicle. That increase is matched by an equal decline in the percentage saying they are seriously considering buying one, from 12% to 9%." ...
Posted by: lost in space at April 09, 2024 01:00 PM (k1/QX)
++++
AMC Pacer to the white courtesy telephone. AMC Pacer to the white courtesy telephone.

Same phenomenon, although the Pacer didn't have the benefit if a vast government market-movement complex and an enormous propaganda machine.

Eventually - and sooner rather than later in both cases - everyone who wants one already has one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:02 PM (HnUIn)

264 But the real problem is Republicans who let them get away with it. The last R politicians who expressed his belief, Rapin' Todd Akin, got laughed out of politics.

Posted by: BurtTC
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"Republicans" don't let them get away with it; They are in on it.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 01:02 PM (2BB5W)

265 I have an off-topic question about purchasing a pickup truck. The Horde is rife with automotive experts. I am requesting that any experts who enjoy sharing their knowledge would contact me at the linked email, please.

Thank you!
Posted by: Emmie

-

I'm going to defer to AOP because of obvious reasons, but I will say it's a good sign if you lift the hood and see the oil quantity and maybe filter number written in permanent marker somewhere.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:02 PM (WCiZg)

266 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Democrat Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee: It's "almost impossible to go near the sun," but the "moon is more manageable" because it's "made up mostly of gases" (it isn't)
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People this dumb have no business having any shred of real power....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2024 01:03 PM (7fElN)

267 Here is another off topic but it is so disgusting I think I will have to get off the internet for a bit.

https://tinyurl.com/44djw7py

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 09, 2024 01:03 PM (t/2Uw)

268 243
I mean, in his condition Joe's not banging her without a strap-on and a team of Secret Service agents to thrust him in and out.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2024 12:54 PM (2ocoG)

Oh Lord... Give me the brain bleach STAT

Posted by: It's me donna at April 09, 2024 12:56 PM (Akjoo)

"Ramming Speed!" ::: drum beat in the background :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:03 PM (ynpvh)

269 The funny thing is that I'm pretty sure the establishment is doing it's best to tank abortion at the state level.
Badly written referenda on ballots. Over-targeting acceptable limits that are not only well-known but easily discovered. Terrible messaging.
It's almost like the GOP is run by a cabal of its enemies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
--------------------------------
FNYC will always be there for abortion tourism.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 09, 2024 01:04 PM (cOq4q)

270 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Democrat Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee: It's "almost impossible to go near the sun," but the "moon is more manageable" because it's "made up mostly of gases" (it isn't)
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People this dumb have no business having any shred of real power....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2024 01:03 PM (7fElN)
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People this dumb have no right to breathe our oxygen and consume our valuable resources.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 09, 2024 01:04 PM (Be/+i)

271 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Democrat Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee: It's "almost impossible to go near the sun," but the "moon is more manageable" because it's "made up mostly of gases" (it isn't)
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People this dumb have no business having any shred of real power....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2024 01:03 PM (7fElN)
______________

Club 85 strikes again. Reminds me of Algore claiming the earth's core was at a temperature of "millions of degrees."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:04 PM (dpmG8)

272 People this dumb have no business having any shred of real power....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2024 01:03 PM (7fElN)

And yet, here we are.

Posted by: BignJames at April 09, 2024 01:04 PM (AwYPR)

273 "People this dumb have no business having any shred of real power...."

"Stupid people deserve representation the same as anyone".

Haley Barbour quote

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 09, 2024 01:05 PM (MeG8a)

274 251 Keith Moon > Gas Moon

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 09, 2024 12:59 PM (oms6s)

I've heard of Wolf Moon, Beaver Moon, lots of moons, but not the Gas Moon.

https://tinyurl.com/3vp2sxe4

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:05 PM (ynpvh)

275 I met a guy who ran against Sheila Jackson Lee once. He was a white male so he knew it was hopeless given the demographics of the district, but as he said "someone has to try she's an embarrassment."

Of course he barely got any votes.
Posted by: brak

I'll bet very few votes were actually cast. Period.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 12:54 PM (6GRih)

And/or it wouldn't have mattered who voted for whom. The count was going to turn out as it did, because of who was "counting."

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 01:05 PM (q8kR1)

276 Personally, I wouldn't buy anything made by Chrysler/Fiat or whomever owns it this week.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 01:00 PM (2BB5W)

Well, they're apparently the only company making minivans, and we need to buy one, so we're getting a 2021 Pacifica. (I got to drive it, it is very nice, just working on the paperwork.)

Posted by: pookysgirl needs to bug the county treasurer this week at April 09, 2024 01:05 PM (dtlDP)

277 I've heard of Wolf Moon, Beaver Moon, lots of moons, but not the Gas Moon.

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Mr. Mooney at April 09, 2024 01:06 PM (9yWhg)

278 --Bernal, informally known as First Lady Jill Biden's "work husband," has become an infamous figure in the White House, where allegations of bullying and sexual harassment have circulated for years. The aide -- who has been with Jill Biden since 2008 -- is widely considered untouchable because of his closeness to the first family.--

He's my brother from another mo-moth, murth, you know, the thing.

Posted by: Joetato at April 09, 2024 01:06 PM (FCbAQ)

279 @252

>>I have an off-topic question about purchasing a pickup truck. The Horde is rife with automotive experts. I am requesting that any experts who enjoy sharing their knowledge would contact me at the linked email, please.

Post it on the open forum, you will get answers almost immediately.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 01:06 PM (XV/Pl)

280 People this dumb have no business having any shred of real power....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

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REPRESENTATIVE Sheila Jackson Lee.

Wisdom comes when you realize that districts like hers are where all of the tide-turning overwhelming voter turnout impossibly occurs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:06 PM (WCiZg)

281 I've heard of Wolf Moon, Beaver Moon, lots of moons, but not the Gas Moon.

https://tinyurl.com/3vp2sxe4
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:05 PM (ynpvh)

Do not approach Gas Moon with a lighted match.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 01:06 PM (tkR6S)

282
That's a lovely dress.
Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 12:51 PM (lknh/)

Are you okay?

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:06 PM (ZxmOG)

283 When She-Jack was touring JPL and they showed her the Mars rover video feed, she asked if it could see the flags the astronauts left there.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 09, 2024 01:00 PM (r5tfK)
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I can just picture the expression on the face of the person who had to respond to that question. My own mental gears would be downshifting rapidly to see if I could respond tactfully....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 09, 2024 01:06 PM (7fElN)

284 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 09, 2024 01:03 PM (t/2Uw)

Yeah, with DEIsney characters.

Gross.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 09, 2024 01:07 PM (ufFY8)

285 If you assume Biden isn't calling the shots then that is the move. Threaten to let Hunter go to prison to leverage Joe into dropping out for health reasons.

Now you have a whole new set of problems named Kamala, but it's a third way Biden is out.

I think Ol'Joe would let Hunter hang if it meant Joe could stay as pResident. DOCTOR Jill would, for sure.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 09, 2024 01:07 PM (DQlPT)

286 I have an off-topic question about purchasing a pickup truck. The Horde is rife with automotive experts. I am requesting that any experts who enjoy sharing their knowledge would contact me at the linked email, please.

Post it on the open forum, you will get answers almost immediately.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Definitely get answers. Some wasaay better than others! LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 01:07 PM (6GRih)

287 Lee got crushed in the Houston Mayor's race.

Posted by: polynikes at April 09, 2024 01:08 PM (AIm4E)

288 282
That's a lovely dress.
Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 12:51 PM (lknh/)

Are you okay?

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:06 PM (ZxmOG)

There's a difference when a guy says, "Nice Dress" and when a woman says it...
Not sayin' anything else on the subject.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

289 It amazes me how Americans vote for genuine idiots for public office

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 01:08 PM (oCjPU)

290 When She-Jack was touring JPL and they showed her the Mars rover video feed, she asked if it could see the flags the astronauts left there.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 09, 2024 01:00 PM (r5tfK)
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I can just picture the expression on the face of the person who had to respond to that question. My own mental gears would be downshifting rapidly to see if I could respond tactfully....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Just tell her that, because it was a US flag, Atifa and BLM tore it down and burned it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024 01:08 PM (9yWhg)

291 Eventually - and sooner rather than later in both cases - everyone who wants one already has one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 09, 2024 01:02 PM (HnUIn)
______________

I await with bated breath the crash of the EV market. I think it's inevitable, and will be triggered once nitwits realize that the resale value of an EV is about that of a used Kleenex.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:08 PM (dpmG8)

292 268 243
I mean, in his condition Joe's not banging her without a strap-on and a team of Secret Service agents to thrust him in and out.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 09, 2024 12:54 PM (2ocoG)

Oh Lord... Give me the brain bleach STAT

Posted by: It's me donna at April 09, 2024 12:56 PM (Akjoo)

"Ramming Speed!" ::: drum beat in the background :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:03 PM (ynpvh)

I would have guessed he'd be on his back with Dr Jill on top. Especially since Joetato can only f*** up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 09, 2024 01:08 PM (N39Ws)

293 289 It amazes me how Americans vote for genuine idiots for public office

Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 01:08 PM (oCjPU)

Some elections we don't have much of a choice, do we? Romney, McCain...
Not that I voted for them in the primaries...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:09 PM (ynpvh)

294 That's a lovely dress.
Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 12:51 PM (lknh/)

Are you okay?

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:06 PM (ZxmOG)

There's a difference when a guy says, "Nice Dress" and when a woman says it...
Not sayin' anything else on the subject.
Posted by: jim

Guys say "it would look better".

On my floor.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2024 01:09 PM (6GRih)

295 Wisdom comes when you realize that districts like hers are where all of the tide-turning overwhelming voter turnout impossibly occurs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:06 PM (WCiZg)

^^^This^^^

Every state has at least one of these places, almost always where the potential accusation of racism protects the cheat.

Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2024 01:09 PM (SYTee)

296 Eventually - and sooner rather than later in both cases - everyone who wants one already has one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

-

The mind-blowing part is that more people choose manual transmission vehicles than EVs.

And everyone knows how popular manual transmissions are.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:09 PM (WCiZg)

297 But the real problem is Republicans who let them get away with it. The last R politicians who expressed his belief, Rapin' Todd Akin, got laughed out of politics.

Posted by: BurtTC
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"Republicans" don't let them get away with it; They are in on it.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 01:02 PM (2BB5W)

Isn't that the same thing? Or to put it another way, all those Republicans who are supported by people who consider themselves conservative, you THINK those guys are on your side, and yet they don't seem to make any arguments when they get face to face with the Democrats that you could easily make yourself.

Their role, in other words, is to play Washington Generals, to the DC Globetrotters. They're letting them get away with it BECAUSE they're in on it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 01:09 PM (q8kR1)

298 279

Where's the Open Forum?

Posted by: mnw at April 09, 2024 01:10 PM (NLIak)

299 When She-Jack was touring JPL and they showed her the Mars rover video feed, she asked if it could see the flags the astronauts left there.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 09, 2024 01:00 PM (r5tfK)
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I can just picture the expression on the face of the person who had to respond to that question. My own mental gears would be downshifting rapidly to see if I could respond tactfully....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
______________

Get the admiral who responded to Hank Johnson's concerns about Guam tipping over.

People wondering why some demographics don't do well in school might reflect on such incidents.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:10 PM (dpmG8)

300 Representative Jackson Lee is correct. From the primordial nebulous gasses of hydrogen and helium, were born the suns whose supernovas coalesced to form our planets and moons. Her genius is well beyond any intelligence of yours, and coul possibly even approach mine.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson, Doctor of Pedantry at April 09, 2024 01:10 PM (DsA2n)

301 Not sayin' anything else on the subject.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

I didn't mean it like that. I meant he's not usually... nice.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:10 PM (ZxmOG)

302 Where's the Open Forum?

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(looks, sees we're past 300)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:10 PM (WCiZg)

303 The mind-blowing part is that more people choose manual transmission vehicles than EVs.

And everyone knows how popular manual transmissions are.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:09 PM (WCiZg)
______________

I love manual transmissions!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:10 PM (dpmG8)

304 298 279

Where's the Open Forum?

Posted by: mnw at April 09, 2024 01:10 PM (NLIak)

I thought there was one in Rome...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:10 PM (ynpvh)

305 300 Representative Jackson Lee is correct. From the primordial nebulous gasses of hydrogen and helium, were born the suns whose supernovas coalesced to form our planets and moons. Her genius is well beyond any intelligence of yours, and coul possibly even approach mine.
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson, Doctor of Pedantry at April 09, 2024 01:10 PM (DsA2n)

========

Well, I guess this will have to do instead of a DU thread recap.

Le sigh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

306 251 Keith Moon > Gas Moon

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 09, 2024 12:59 PM (oms6s)

I've heard of Wolf Moon, Beaver Moon, lots of moons, but not the Gas Moon.

https://tinyurl.com/3vp2sxe4
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:05 PM (ynpvh)

M-O-O-N. That spells moon.

Posted by: Tom Cullen at April 09, 2024 01:11 PM (4I/2K)

307 A pack of Gaza insurrectionists invaded the US Capitol and shutdown the Senate cafeteria. All were arrested by the Capitol police.

Just kidding.

Posted by: lost in space at April 09, 2024 01:11 PM (k1/QX)

308 300 Representative Jackson Lee is correct. From the primordial nebulous gasses of hydrogen and helium, were born the suns whose supernovas coalesced to form our planets and moons. Her genius is well beyond any intelligence of yours, and coul possibly even approach mine.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson, Doctor of Pedantry at April 09, 2024 01:10 PM (DsA2n)

And Neil is still full of that primordial gas.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:11 PM (ynpvh)

309 That's a lovely dress.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 12:51 PM (lknh/)

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Would make a great picnic table blanket on the grass.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 09, 2024 01:12 PM (BvZMs)

310 I love manual transmissions!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Up until a few months ago we didn't own anything else, which turned out to be bad when there was a broken ankle.

"Hey, can we trade cars for a while? Yes, you can take that one. That's fine. Just be careful in the rain."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:12 PM (WCiZg)

311 Wisdom comes when you realize that districts like hers are where all of the tide-turning overwhelming voter turnout impossibly occurs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:06 PM (WCiZg)
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And coincidentally, where a wildly disproportionate amount of crime - especially murder - takes place. Odd.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:12 PM (dpmG8)

312 It amazes me how Americans vote for genuine idiots for public office
Posted by: Don Black at April 09, 2024 01:08 PM (oCjPU)

Yeah, in all this talk about vote fraud, which is happening on a massive scale, there still are real people, who really go to polls (or their mailbox) and vote for these people.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 01:13 PM (q8kR1)

313 Well, they're apparently the only company making minivans, and we need to buy one, so we're getting a 2021 Pacifica. (I got to drive it, it is very nice, just working on the paperwork.)
Posted by: pookysgirl needs to bug the county treasurer this week at April 09, 2024 01:05 PM (dtlDP)\

Honda still makes the Odyssey for sure. I think most of the japanese car manufacturers still have a minivan?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 09, 2024 01:13 PM (z/ifB)

314 Yeah, I can't wait for super conservative Lindsay Graham to introduce an absolute abortion ban.
To be quickly endorsed as the only true conservative Christian position for all Christian conservatives by Mike "I vetoed religious protection when I was Gov" Pence.
And by America's Christian Pastor, David "who's inside my wife now?" French.
"It's severely conservative," will chime in severely conservative Mitt Romney.

No true Christian will vote for Trump since he won't support it, they will ask say in unison.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 09, 2024 01:13 PM (yikga)

315 Thanks, AOP! You're a gem!

Posted by: Emmie at April 09, 2024 01:13 PM (Sf2cq)

316 And coincidentally, where a wildly disproportionate amount of crime - especially murder - takes place. Odd.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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People can't read or write or bother to attend high school, but they're very civic minded when it comes to elections.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:13 PM (WCiZg)

317 @286

>>Definitely get answers. Some wasaay better than others! LOL.

Buying a vehicle is pretty much a straight forward affair that largely boils down to what are you willing to spend, how much warranty do you need and how long do you want to stand on the dealers lot coming to terms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 09, 2024 01:13 PM (XV/Pl)

318 Up until a few months ago we didn't own anything else, which turned out to be bad when there was a broken ankle.

"Hey, can we trade cars for a while? Yes, you can take that one. That's fine. Just be careful in the rain."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:12 PM (WCiZg)
_____________

Been there, done that! Fortunately it was my left ankle, so I could still drive the automatic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:13 PM (dpmG8)

319 Their role, in other words, is to play Washington Generals, to the DC Globetrotters. They're letting them get away with it BECAUSE they're in on it.

Posted by: BurtTC
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The phrase - let them get away with it has a different connotation than - they are in on it.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 01:14 PM (2BB5W)

320 You forgot Thatsno Moon.

Posted by: Luke We're Gonna Have Company at April 09, 2024 01:14 PM (Zz86T)

321 316 People can't read or write or bother to attend high school, but they're very civic minded when it comes to elections.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:13 PM (WCiZg)

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"$20 is $20."
-Guy handing over his ballot to a harvester

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

322 In the movie Used Cars the character played by Russell was working and saving towards buying a political office.

Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2024 01:14 PM (SYTee)

323 The only reason I have the first automatic transmission of my lifetime is, to get a manual transmission, they would've had to order it from the factory. You can't find them on the dealer's lot any more.

Posted by: mnw at April 09, 2024 01:14 PM (NLIak)

324 That's a lovely dress.
Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2024 12:51 PM (lknh/)

Are you okay?

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2024 01:06 PM (ZxmOG)

There's a difference when a guy says, "Nice Dress" and when a woman says it...
Not sayin' anything else on the subject.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

Garrett wants to get her out of that dress...

So he can try it on!

Posted by: Joetato at April 09, 2024 01:14 PM (FCbAQ)

325 Neil deGrasse Tyson.

I hate that POS. Anybody looked at his writings for plagerism?

Posted by: DOYLE at April 09, 2024 01:15 PM (Z8Yh2)

326 The only reason I have the first automatic transmission of my lifetime is, to get a manual transmission, they would've had to order it from the factory. You can't find them on the dealer's lot any more.
Posted by: mnw

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Yep.

And still more popular than EVs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:15 PM (WCiZg)

327 And everyone knows how popular manual transmissions are.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:09 PM (WCiZg)

I love manual transmissions!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:10 PM (dpmG

I just bought a new vehicle. Traded in my six speed Accord. As I watched them drive it away, I shed a tear. I may never own another manual tranny again.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 01:15 PM (q8kR1)

328 The sad thing is that She-Jack's core constituency is dumber than she is. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 09, 2024 01:15 PM (r5tfK)

329 If you've got a bad leg just use a broom handle for the bad one.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 01:16 PM (2BB5W)

330 296 Eventually - and sooner rather than later in both cases - everyone who wants one already has one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

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The mind-blowing part is that more people choose manual transmission vehicles than EVs.

And everyone knows how popular manual transmissions are.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:09 PM (WCiZg)
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Citation? I find that very hard to believe. I drive a stick and loathe EVs. But over 1.2M EVs were sold in the USA last year. I will be very surprised if more than 1.2M cars with manual trannies were sold. There are only a few models left that even offer manuals.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

331 Traded in my six speed Accord.
--

Oh dang. Sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:16 PM (WCiZg)

332 322 In the movie Used Cars the character played by Russell was working and saving towards buying a political office.
Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2024 01:14 PM (SYTee)

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Spielberg, who produced the film, wanted Zemeckis and Gale to make the view on politics less cynical and more hopeful. You know, because Jimmy Carter was in office.

Zemeckis and Gale, both from Chicago, told him no and made politicians all corrupt sleezebags.

Zemeckis and Gale knew better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

333 Besides being terrible with gadgets, I just don't have the patience to drive a stick.

Neither did the many people who tried to teach me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 09, 2024 01:16 PM (9yWhg)

334 Their role, in other words, is to play Washington Generals, to the DC Globetrotters. They're letting them get away with it BECAUSE they're in on it.

Posted by: BurtTC
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The phrase - let them get away with it has a different connotation than - they are in on it.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 01:14 PM (2BB5W)

I don't see it, but we're just parsing words at this point.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 01:17 PM (q8kR1)

335 REPRESENTATIVE Sheila Jackson Lee.

Wisdom comes when you realize that districts like hers are where all of the tide-turning overwhelming voter turnout impossibly occurs.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:06 PM (WCiZg)
________________

The tragic part is that she IS representative of her district.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:17 PM (dpmG8)

336 Nood: Climate change and please bring that blond gal with you.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 09, 2024 01:18 PM (Z8Xq7)

337 I hate that POS. Anybody looked at his writings for plagerism?
Posted by: DOYLE at April 09, 2024 01:15 PM (Z8Yh2)

If your scientific pubs are so low-grade as to be plagiarized by the like of NGT, you probably want to keep mum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 09, 2024 01:18 PM (tkR6S)

338 320 You forgot Thatsno Moon.

Posted by: Luke We're Gonna Have Company at April 09, 2024 01:14 PM (Zz86T)

You only see that one once.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 09, 2024 01:18 PM (ynpvh)

339 330 Citation? I find that very hard to believe. I drive a stick and loathe EVs. But over 1.2M EVs were sold in the USA last year. I will be very surprised if more than 1.2M cars with manual trannies were sold. There are only a few models left that even offer manuals.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 09, 2024 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

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Quick search says that 2% of cars sold in 2023 were manual.

So, it seems like in terms of total sales per year, the assumption isn't right, but there are probably more on the road than EVs total.

Which is an apples to oranges comparison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 09, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

340 Traded in my six speed Accord.
--

Oh dang. Sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:16 PM (WCiZg)

Thank you, I did buy a black vehicle, so in a way I'm going to be driving my mourning.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2024 01:18 PM (q8kR1)

341 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

This video of Congresswoman Jackson-Lee trying to figure out how to wear her eclipse glasses will literally have you in tears:

https://tinyurl.com/5dn5wd7d

Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2024 01:18 PM (NpAcC)

342 Neil deGrasse Tyson.

I hate that POS. Anybody looked at his writings for plagiarism?
Posted by: DOYLE at April 09, 2024 01:15 PM (Z8Yh2)
________________

This "scientist" aka planetarium gift shop attendant has published seven papers (seven!) IIRC.

He's working on his eighth, and there's a lot of grunting, but so far no splash.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:19 PM (dpmG8)

343 I don't see it, but we're just parsing words at this point.

Posted by: BurtTC
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I don't think so. "Let them get away with it" can be an absent minded thing, "they are in on it" is deliberate, with complicit knowledge and intent.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 01:21 PM (2BB5W)

344 The mind-blowing part is that more people choose manual transmission vehicles than EVs.

And everyone knows how popular manual transmissions are.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:09 PM (WCiZg)
______________

I love manual transmissions!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 09, 2024 01:10 PM (dpmG

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AKA "Millennial Anti-Theft Devices."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 09, 2024 01:21 PM (Q27C0)

345 The mind-blowing part is that more people choose manual transmission vehicles than EVs.

And everyone knows how popular manual transmissions are.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:09 PM (WCiZg)
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Citation? I find that very hard to believe. I drive a stick and loathe EVs. But over 1.2M EVs were sold in the USA last year. I will be very surprised if more than 1.2M cars with manual trannies were sold. There are only a few models left that even offer manuals.
Posted by: Elric Blade

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Here is the 2023 number:

"The data shows that so far in 2023, 1.7 percent of all new-car purchases have been vehicles with manual transmissions."

https://tinyurl.com/2cnlpl3v

Which is interesting because apparently the numbers nearly doubled, while EV sales have met demand and are likely mostly selling to folks who already owned EVs.

But don't think sales. Think cars on the road, like BurtTC's Accord. Manual transmission passenger cars vs EVs driving at any given time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:22 PM (WCiZg)

346 Dang, I just looked, and 1.7% of all vehicle sales is over 260K, which *IS* greater than total non-Tesla EV sales.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:24 PM (WCiZg)

347 341 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

This video of Congresswoman Jackson-Lee trying to figure out how to wear her eclipse glasses will literally have you in tears:

https://tinyurl.com/5dn5wd7d

Posted by: redridinghood
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Culturally interesting that no one notices her, or the dilemma of an elder lady having difficulty, no one offering to help. You'd think she was in NY.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (2BB5W)

348 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

This video of Congresswoman Jackson-Lee trying to figure out how to wear her eclipse glasses will literally have you in tears:

https://tinyurl.com/5dn5wd7d

Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2024 01:18 PM (NpAcC)

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Idiocracy 2: We Tried To Warn You Boogaloo.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (Q27C0)

349 Culturally interesting that no one notices her, or the dilemma of an elder lady having difficulty, no one offering to help. You'd think she was in NY.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 01:26 PM (2BB5W)

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Exactly my first thought.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 09, 2024 01:27 PM (Q27C0)

350 Speculating; Most manual transmissions are going in 4x4s and off road vehicles like the popular Jeep and Toyota Land Cruisers.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2024 01:28 PM (2BB5W)

351 And everyone knows how popular manual transmissions are.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at April 09, 2024 01:09 PM (WCiZg)

I love manual transmissions!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

I know it is almost impossible to get a full size truck with a manual anymore, so I do have one automatic in the stable. Everything else is manual.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 09, 2024 01:32 PM (lTGtQ)

352 My buddy had a Z71 pick-up with manual trans and flow master exhaust. Funest thing ever to drive.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 09, 2024 01:44 PM (Z8Yh2)

353 Who knew Joe and Jill were Jewish and celebrated Hannukah? That man neve fails to surprise--he's been everywhere and done everything. Just ask the old fart.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 09, 2024 01:54 PM (cB7nX)

354 Anyone else here realize that Hannukah is in December?

Posted by: Bugsdaddy at April 09, 2024 01:56 PM (PF9PP)

355 Joe Biden is Jewish?
Briss or it didn't happen.
Drop trousers, Joe.

Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at April 09, 2024 02:15 PM (yP/PW)

356 Discerning the difference between behavior emanating from New York State (Upstate specifically) and New York City would be greatly appreciated. Tired of seeing them lumped together.

Upstate encompasses the real world, NYC captures the fictional reality and cognitive dissonance the left embraces.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 09, 2024 03:10 PM (KATBx)

357 356

Soon NYC is going to drift off into the Faery Realm where the Mists of Unreason float everywhere obscuring sight and the Unseelie Court rules, and its always Winter and never Christmas.

Upstate NY will continue to be on Earth.

Posted by: Eric2 at April 09, 2024 06:12 PM (HMtpY)

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