VEINS: In Massachusetts, a Growing War Between Trans-Crazy Wealthy White Liberals and the Black and Brown Students Who Bully Them

The best story you'll read all day, from John Sexton.

I'll quote about half of it. To read more, go to Sexton's recap, or go to the New Yorker for the full article.

This week the New Yorker published a lengthy story about the meltdown taking place at a Middle School in Amherst, Massachusetts. Amherst is described as a town where there are more BLM signs than there are black people. The city is 70% white and about 12% black and Hispanic, but the public schools have a higher percentage of minorities because many well off white and Asian families send their kids to private schools.
Ben Herrington, a former member of the school committee at Amherst Regional Middle School (ARMS) said of Amherst, "Amherst is a town that loves to bill itself as being a woketopia. We have this Berkeley East persona that we put out. We aren't really like that, though."
Actually, it sounds to me like they are really like that, at least many of the white people in town are. But the black and Hispanic kids and adults seem to be part of an earlier edition of progressivism, one in which black people were considered the most oppressed group and therefore at the top of the invisible but widely understood pyramid of oppression.
Under the new rules, trans kids (most of whom are white) are claiming space as the most oppressed group and that sets up a conflict which can't easily be solved. The problems seem to have started when the black superintendent took over and created a new DEI assistant job....
Some of the people who were hired were allegedly relatives of Cunningham. She hired two school counselors, Dykes and Santos, who were later accused of bringing religion into the school and of being hostile to trans students.

Many people I spoke to alleged that both Dykes and Santos brought religion into the school. Dykes told colleagues and students that she would pray for them or, if they were facing some dilemma, ask if they had prayed on it. According to the Title IX investigation, Santos brought up the Bible and Jesus when speaking with students...Often, the counsellors did not call gender-nonconforming students by their preferred pronouns...

Uh-oh.

Dykes's sincerity in trying to "get it right" on behalf of trans kids would ultimately come into serious doubt. But there were other regrettable incidents in which the culprit may have been simple human error and the ordinary bureaucratic disarray of any sizable public school. Jo changed their name twice in middle school, and the district was slow to correct their name in its databases. As a result, Jo's mother said, Jo "spent most class periods that had substitute teachers in the Student Support Center, because they could not deal with the constant misgendering and deadnaming."
So some of this sounds like a case of trans students being special snowflakes who expect the entire world to jump every time they create a new identity for themselves. On the other hand, no one should have to put up with bullying at school and some of that was happening. But here again there was a problem for woketopia. Most of the bullies were minority kids.

Jo and their mother continued to report incidents of alleged bullying and harassment to various staffers at ARMS. Although one boy received a suspension, Jo and their mother were dismayed that the school did not mete out more consequences. Like many other progressive school districts, Amherst uses restorative-justice practices, which prioritize mediation and reconciliation over punishment, as part of an effort to redress racial disparities in the disciplinary process. "What's unique about Amherst is that there are racial and class dynamics that layer on top of the gender dynamics, and those have certain demographic tendencies," a longtime administrator in Amherst told me. Jo and Casey are white; the boys accused of bullying them and other trans students at arms were mostly Black and Latino...

So there are white, well off trans kids being bullied by less well-off black and brown kids. Thanks to the adoption of restorative justice policies, these kids are supposed to meet face to face to work out their differences. But what actually happened is one Latino boy told Jo he believed there were only two genders. Jo's father responded by suggesting the boy should be removed from the school or even sent "to Mars."

So good. So good.

Now, how this will be portrayed by the television media is with a lot of video of white kids, which will be suggested to be the bullies, and no mention of race.

They do this with every story involving Villains with Inconvenient Skin Colors -- they whitewash the situation they're crying about.

As they did with mostly black and some hispanic thugs playing the knockout game with Jews in New York. Somehow this transformed into a lecture to white MAGA people living in the suburbs and country.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:10 PM

Comments

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1 Veins?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:11 PM (di6C2)

2 This eclipse is a snooze fest, total waste of a perfectly good virgin.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2024 03:12 PM (JTwsP)

3 "What's unique about Amherst is that there are racial and class dynamics that layer on top of the gender dynamics, and those have certain demographic tendencies," a longtime administrator in Amherst told me.

That's a lot of syllables to say "it was the black kids".

Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2024 03:13 PM (CsUN+)

4 Good 'it's so cloudy there's no visible eclipse' bust afternoon everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2024 03:13 PM (WXNFJ)

5 Afternoon.

You know what would fix the problem?

Beatings.

Lots of beatings.

Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2024 03:13 PM (1Yy3c)

6 There is no way of appeasing these grievance groups. None. It is foolish to try, and the best way to deal with them is avoidance, by whatever means necessary.

Posted by: tubal at April 08, 2024 03:14 PM (PCK5/)

7 4 Good 'it's so cloudy there's no visible eclipse' bust afternoon everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2024 03:13 PM (WXNFJ)

Yeah, same here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:14 PM (di6C2)

8 Why don't all the little bastids just STFU & do their homework?

Posted by: mnw at April 08, 2024 03:14 PM (NLIak)

9 This eclipse is a snooze fest, total waste of a perfectly good virgin.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2024 03:12 PM (JTwsP)

They're still good if you don't mind them being cold and unresponsive.

Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2024 03:14 PM (1Yy3c)

10 "both Dykes"
Really? Did someone pull a fast one in Amherst?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2024 03:14 PM (B8kct)

11
The bullied trans kids will get guns and kill a lot of white people.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 08, 2024 03:15 PM (dtlw7)

12 They do this with every story involving Villains with Inconvenient Skin Colors -- they whitewash the situation they're crying about.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Ad execs for ADT at April 08, 2024 03:15 PM (CsUN+)

13 A shame they don't both lose.

Posted by: Bete at April 08, 2024 03:16 PM (LX4y3)

14 Totality just hit here in my AO. Dark as night out thar.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2024 03:16 PM (V8he0)

15 Good.

Make the boys be boys.

Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:16 PM (UnA8+)

16 They deserve each other.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2024 03:16 PM (IG4Id)

17 Lot of sodomites, weirdos, sexual deviants and democrats up there in yankee land.

But I repeat myself.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2024 03:17 PM (K1/cs)

18 Schools aren’t really for learning anymore, are they?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2024 03:17 PM (JTwsP)

19 I'm starting to understand this trans nonsense - it's just a way for wimpy white kids to jump back on top of the grievance bandwagon; but they don't have an answer for "yeah? well I'ma gonna whup your ass, fag honkey!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 08, 2024 03:17 PM (S6gqv)

20 This eclipse is a snooze fest, total waste of a perfectly good virgin.
-
Happy Trans Day of Visibility #284, everyone

Posted by: Methos at April 08, 2024 03:17 PM (Dnobf)

21 Bullies of Color

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 08, 2024 03:17 PM (2D2ZC)

22 These groups will continue to be pissed off and resentful as long as there is a payoff for being so.

Posted by: tubal at April 08, 2024 03:18 PM (PCK5/)

23 17 Lot of sodomites, weirdos, sexual deviants and democrats up there in yankee land.

But I repeat myself.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2024 03:17 PM (K1/cs)

95% of the problems with this country is that dudes who should be getting the absolute shit stomped out of them every damned day don't even take so much as one single punch to the gut in their entire lives.

Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:18 PM (UnA8+)

24 Why don't all the little bastids just STFU & do their homework?
Posted by: mnw at April 08, 2024 03:14 PM (NLIak)

This is their homework.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 03:18 PM (dGCAG)

25 Go long on popcorn futures

Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2024 03:18 PM (fwDg9)

26 Jo changed their name twice in middle school, and the district was slow to correct their name in its databases. As a result, Jo's mother said, Jo "spent most class periods that had substitute teachers in the Student Support Center, because they could not deal with the constant misgendering and deadnaming."

Jo needs to stop being a whiny bitch and take his ass to class.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2024 03:18 PM (DRSnL)

27 what actually happened is one Latino boy told Jo he believed there were only two genders. Jo's father responded by suggesting the boy should be removed from the school or even sent "to Mars."
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So it wasn't just "jo" and his mom; but, his dad supported the lie as well.
Just a dandy way to raise a youth to be ready for live beyond the family protective bubble.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2024 03:18 PM (B8kct)

28 4 Good 'it's so cloudy there's no visible eclipse' bust afternoon everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2024 03:13 PM (WXNFJ)

You're in East TN?

Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 03:19 PM (o3SCB)

29 Next thing ya know trans people will demand reparations.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2024 03:19 PM (NpAcC)

30 Anyone want to buy some eclipse glasses? Only slightly used...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2024 03:19 PM (7fElN)

31 no one should have to put up with bullying at school

They are going to have to be more specific with the word "bullying" before I care. Is this beating people up, stuffing them into their lockers, or "dead-naming" or "mis-gendering"? If the latter two, those weirdos deserve to be stuffed into their lockers

Posted by: Chuck C at April 08, 2024 03:19 PM (yOPBE)

32 Veins?

Short for "Inject this right into my veins".

Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2024 03:19 PM (2ocoG)

33 We got a break in the clouds in college station Tx. Not totality but a cool eclipse to see.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2024 03:19 PM (j6189)

34 M, yup.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2024 03:19 PM (WXNFJ)

35 1 Veins?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:11 PM (di6C2)

Ace is injecting these details into his veins, like a drug.

Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 03:20 PM (o3SCB)

36 Besides a partial sun block, heavy clouds just moved in

Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2024 03:20 PM (fwDg9)

37 I'm starting to understand this trans nonsense - it's just a way for wimpy white kids to jump back on top of the grievance bandwagon; but they don't have an answer for "yeah? well I'ma gonna whup your ass, fag honkey!"
Posted by: Tom Servo

In the micro-social sense, yes, but their parents are the ones guiding them into this misery.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2024 03:20 PM (IG4Id)

38 Schools aren’t really for learning anymore, are they?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2024 03:17 PM (JTwsP)

*Thinks back to his school days*

No, and I don't think they e been for a while.

Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2024 03:20 PM (1Yy3c)

39 34 M, yup.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2024 03:19 PM (WXNFJ)

Bummer.

Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 03:20 PM (o3SCB)

40 Schools aren’t really for learning anymore, are they?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2024 03:17 PM (JTwsP)

This is their learning.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 03:21 PM (dGCAG)

41 26 Jo changed their name twice in middle school, and the district was slow to correct their name in its databases. As a result, Jo's mother said, Jo "spent most class periods that had substitute teachers in the Student Support Center, because they could not deal with the constant misgendering and deadnaming."

Jo needs to stop being a whiny bitch and take his ass to class.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2024 03:18 PM (DRSnL)

Denis Leary (paraphrased):
'I want to open a new psychiatrist practice in New York.'
Patient: 'Well, I feel really-'
Leary: 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' To receptionist: 'NEXT!'
Patient testimonial: 'He really made me feel better, he just told me to shut the fuck up and no one had ever told me that before.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:21 PM (di6C2)

42 And just like that...here comes the sun.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2024 03:21 PM (V8he0)

43 Trannies are higher up on the intersectionality stack than black people.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 08, 2024 03:21 PM (YAtuc)

44 There is a privilege and oppression hierarchy.

Trans anything are now at the top and it doesn’t matter if you are black or brown anymore.

Get with it, Haterz.

The most special human is now a brown trans illegal Immigrant who is also NonBinary.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 08, 2024 03:21 PM (I6NNh)

45 30 Anyone want to buy some eclipse glasses? Only slightly used...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2024 03:19 PM (7fElN)

Hang onto them!

Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 03:21 PM (o3SCB)

46 Jo's father responded by suggesting the boy should be removed from the school or even sent "to Mars."

....

Excellent repartee.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2024 03:21 PM (j6189)

47 27 So it wasn't just "jo" and his mom; but, his dad supported the lie as well.
Just a dandy way to raise a youth to be ready for live beyond the family protective bubble.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2024 03:18 PM (B8kct)

Then he's no father.

Fathers don't play along with delusional fantasies.

Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:21 PM (UnA8+)

48 29 Next thing ya know trans people will demand reparations.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2024 03:19 PM (NpAcC)

What with all the genocide and delusions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:21 PM (di6C2)

49 Can they both lose?

Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:22 PM (oCjPU)

50 cont'd from last thread:
268 The neat as the eclipse was just coming out of totality the sunlight on the ground had shadowed lines waving through the light.

Maybe interference patterns from the thin pathway for light around the edge of the moon?
Posted by: naturalfake at April 08, 2024 03:14 PM (nFnyb)

There were light to medium clouds overhead, but like you say, I could see all kinds of shimmering and patterns in them that you would never see in regular sunlight.

One other thing, manmade, that I saw as I was staring up at all of that, was a jet contrail going over. I'm used to seeing the commercial flights headed into DFW, they take a while to get across the sky. Whatever this was, it was moving fast - horizon to horizon in 15 seconds. As I said, it left a jet trail so it was in the atmosphere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 08, 2024 03:22 PM (S6gqv)

51 42 And just like that...here comes the sun.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2024 03:21 PM (V8he0)

Do in do oo.

Posted by: Beatles at April 08, 2024 03:22 PM (di6C2)

52 And just like that...here comes the sun.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2024 03:21 PM (V8he0)

And I say it's all right.

Posted by: zombie George Harrison at April 08, 2024 03:22 PM (OguvZ)

53 I Survived The Great Partial Eclipse Of 2024

Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:22 PM (oCjPU)

54 I bet that Dad said

You should be sent back to Mexiii....ars. Mars.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2024 03:22 PM (j6189)

55 Schools aren’t really for learning anymore, are they?

--

This is the biggest takeaway.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 08, 2024 03:22 PM (mupln)

56 Very cloudy here but also real dark in mid Hudson. Can't see the sun but the effects are noticeable

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 08, 2024 03:23 PM (ixVYR)

57 I'm starting to understand this trans nonsense - it's just a way for wimpy white kids to jump back on top of the grievance bandwagon; but they don't have an answer for "yeah? well I'ma gonna whup your ass, fag honkey!"
Posted by: Tom Servo

In the micro-social sense, yes, but their parents are the ones guiding them into this misery.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2024 03:20 PM (IG4Id)

Personality disorders are almost always made, not born.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 03:23 PM (dGCAG)

58 Biden identifies as sentient.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 08, 2024 03:23 PM (2D2ZC)

59 Good 'it's so cloudy there's no visible eclipse' bust afternoon everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete
--------

Same here, in W. NC. Non-event.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 08, 2024 03:23 PM (XeU6L)

60 Maybe...Best thing for mentally ill rich white kid who hate his own dick is getting a good ass kicking by young soul brother?

Posted by: MR. KIM at April 08, 2024 03:23 PM (DGlaL)

61 "Jo and their mother..."

========

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 08, 2024 03:23 PM (i7Q7S)

62 43 Trannies are higher up on the intersectionality stack than black people.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 08, 2024 03:21 PM (YAtuc)

Black facial features are too hypermasculine to ever be troons.

Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:23 PM (UnA8+)

63 I bet that Dad said

You should be sent back to Mexiii....ars. Mars.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2024 03:22 PM (j6189)

=====

HAHAHA

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2024 03:23 PM (DRSnL)

64 NAIA has ruled that only biological females will be allowed to compete in women's sports under its auspices. That's a huge development.

Maybe the world is turning the corner on trans insanity.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 08, 2024 03:23 PM (woPEM)

65 Jo's father responded by suggesting the boy should be removed from the school or even sent "to Mars."

Because 30 years ago it was “Men are from Mars and women are from Venus.” End of discussion

Posted by: Rex B at April 08, 2024 03:24 PM (km3rg)

66 The Middle School now has a new group called People Opposed to Sexual Harassment (POSH) which recently complained about a black teacher.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

In a rich white town, they called a white organization "POSH"?

Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2024 03:24 PM (2ocoG)

67 I would love to see one Republican stand up on the House or Senate floor and say "white progressives are the real white supremecists

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 08, 2024 03:24 PM (ixVYR)

68 There are trannie men who chop their balls off surgically.

Then there's Jo's (or whatever the F that retard calls itself) sperm donor who cut his own balls off.

As JLP says, you're not a man if you're a liberal--Beta!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 08, 2024 03:24 PM (yikga)

69 The thing I noticed during total partiality was the many local traffic lights that are out following Saturday's windstorm

Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:24 PM (oCjPU)

70 Then he's no father.

Fathers don't play along with delusional fantasies.
Posted by: XTC at April

....
The dude probably sexually abused his own kid.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2024 03:24 PM (j6189)

71 Often, the counsellors did not call gender-nonconforming students by their preferred pronouns...

You have the right to believe whatever you want.

You DO NOT have the right to force me to play along.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2024 03:25 PM (SbJgO)

72 There is no way of appeasing these grievance groups. None. It is foolish to try, and the best way to deal with them is avoidance, by whatever means necessary.

Posted by: tubal

So. Implement Breznev's food distribution plan and help them avoid food?

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 08, 2024 03:25 PM (afAeS)

73 ‘ Growing War Between Trans-Crazy Wealthy White Liberals and the Black and Brown Students ’

It’s a shame they can’t both lose.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 08, 2024 03:25 PM (jbnUc)

74 Total partiality. Whoa…

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2024 03:25 PM (JTwsP)

75 70 The dude probably sexually abused his own kid.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2024 03:24 PM (j6189)

Then he should be chopped up into 48 pieces and have one buried in each of the Contiguous States.

Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:26 PM (UnA8+)

76 Those eclipse glasses are a PITA. Can't see anything with them on other than the sun.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 08, 2024 03:26 PM (9yWhg)

77 Cont, The white prog gets away with everything and are protected by the propaganda ministries" . Then we can watch the Dems lose their minds

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 08, 2024 03:26 PM (ixVYR)

78 I’m a victim!

No, I’m a victim!

I’M VICTIMERER THAN YOU!!!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 08, 2024 03:26 PM (u73oe)

79 74 Total partiality. Whoa…
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2024 03:25 PM (JTwsP)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:26 PM (di6C2)

80 Darwin will handle this, same as he did with the Shakers.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 08, 2024 03:26 PM (IG7T0)

81 Whites
Against
Sexual
Harrassment.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2024 03:26 PM (j6189)

82 These freakshows deserve to get bullied and mocked and ridiculed. Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2024 03:26 PM (iFTx/)

83 Trannies are higher up on the intersectionality stack than black people.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 08, 2024 03:21 PM (YAtuc)

Black facial features are too hypermasculine to ever be troons.
Posted by: XTC

*RubPaul has entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2024 03:27 PM (SbJgO)

84 Black facial features are too hypermasculine to ever be troons.
Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:23 PM (UnA8+)

Yup...there was a platoon of black tranny shemale sodomites who went all over Da South from Miami to Hotlanta to Nawlins smashing and grabbing wimmen's clothes from store front windows a few years back. Apparently there a quite a lot of black tranny shemale sodomites in prisons and when this bunch got out they went on a rampage. They all looked like Mike Obongo in wigs, makeup and high heels.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2024 03:27 PM (K1/cs)

85 76 Those eclipse glasses are a PITA. Can't see anything with them on other than the sun.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 08, 2024 03:26 PM (9yWhg)

Well, you probably could use them to observe above ground nuclear tests.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:27 PM (di6C2)

86 It's a fucking fad for many of these attention-seeking teens.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 08, 2024 03:27 PM (rJ48h)

87 @80 the Shakers made some fine furniture, while they existed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 08, 2024 03:27 PM (ixVYR)

88 Black facial features are too hypermasculine to ever be troons.
Posted by: XTC

*RubPaul has entered the chat.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2024 03:27 PM (SbJgO)

Yeah, it all depends.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:27 PM (di6C2)

89 Yeah Colorado just got a partial
big whup

Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:27 PM (oCjPU)

90 Fathers don't play along with delusional fantasies.
Posted by: XTC at April

....
The dude probably sexually abused his own kid.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2024 03:24 PM (j6189)

Yeah, it shouldn't be necessary to point out that parenting isn't always a Norman Rockwell painting. These kids aren't coming from the Cleaver household.

Dad's on meth, is in and out of jail, mom is nuts, and can't keep her legs closed. So when dad shows up, he beats them both. Or f**ks them both. Or both both.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 03:28 PM (dGCAG)

91 Fathers don't play along with delusional fantasies.
Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:21 PM (UnA8+)

Or at least not the ones that don't involve their kid making it to the big league.

Posted by: spindrift at April 08, 2024 03:28 PM (OguvZ)

92 86 It's a fucking fad for many of these attention-seeking teens.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 08, 2024 03:27 PM (rJ48h)

Never thought I'd say this: Thank God we just had parachute pants and those mood shirts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:28 PM (di6C2)

93 72 There is no way of appeasing these grievance groups. None. It is foolish to try, and the best way to deal with them is avoidance, by whatever means necessary.

Posted by: tubal

So. Implement Breznev's food distribution plan and help them avoid food?
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 08, 2024 03:25 PM (afAeS)

Well, none of these idiots realize how fundamentally vulnerable they are… to just that.

Posted by: tubal at April 08, 2024 03:28 PM (PCK5/)

94 We had clouds here in Nor Fla but we did get twilight and it got noticeably cooler. My brother in Dallas got totality. He said it was amazing.

Posted by: Megthered at April 08, 2024 03:29 PM (BolxK)

95 Darwin will handle this, same as he did with the Shakers.
Posted by: Jamaica at April 08, 2024 03:26 PM (IG7T0)

Didn’t they at least make furniture or something? I don’t think the transtesticals will produce anything worthwhile.

(Nice my phone now accepts transtesticals as a word.)

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2024 03:29 PM (JTwsP)

96 47 27 So it wasn't just "jo" and his mom; but, his dad supported the lie as well.
Just a dandy way to raise a youth to be ready for live beyond the family protective bubble.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2024 03:18 PM (B8kct)

Then he's no father.

Fathers don't play along with delusional fantasies.
Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:21 PM (UnA8+)
___

Pretty high chance the "dad" is a pervert or homo himself and sexually abused the kid. You almost never see dads supporting this shit unless they are complicit in it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2024 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

97 It's a fucking fad for many of these attention-seeking teens.
Posted by: mr tmz

Not to mention the Munchausen demented parents supporting the poor kids.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2024 03:29 PM (B8kct)

98 My brother in Dallas got totality. He said it was amazing.
Posted by: Megthered

My son in Dallas sent me a picture of it. Very cool!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2024 03:29 PM (WXNFJ)

99 90 Yeah, it shouldn't be necessary to point out that parenting isn't always a Norman Rockwell painting. These kids aren't coming from the Cleaver household.

Dad's on meth, is in and out of jail, mom is nuts, and can't keep her legs closed. So when dad shows up, he beats them both. Or f**ks them both. Or both both.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 03:28 PM (dGCAG)

He shouldn't be beating his wife, but beating his son is how the kid learns to fight and become a tough bastard who doesn't take shit from anyone

Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:30 PM (UnA8+)

100
80s fad: 'baby on board' stickers
2020s fad: chopping off your dick or tits and ODing on fentanyl

Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:30 PM (oCjPU)

101 the Shakers made some fine furniture, while they existed
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Their pizza was decent, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 08, 2024 03:30 PM (9yWhg)

102 They do this with every story involving Villains with Inconvenient Skin Colors -- they whitewash the situation they're crying about.
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Well, I do get rather dark in summer.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 08, 2024 03:30 PM (RIvkX)

103 Well the eclipse is past maximum here in SE WI.
Clear skies and at max it seemed like it was cloudy in its effect.
We went old school and used 2 pieces of cardboard. It does work.
Followed it until we saw that the crescent had switched sides. Neat.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2024 03:30 PM (FCbAQ)

104 I thought it would get darker than it did. It was more like early twilight.

Posted by: spindrift at April 08, 2024 03:31 PM (OguvZ)

105 96
Pretty high chance the "dad" is a pervert or homo himself and sexually abused the kid. You almost never see dads supporting this shit unless they are complicit in it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2024 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

Greta Thunberg comes to mind, for some reason…

Posted by: tubal at April 08, 2024 03:31 PM (PCK5/)

106 85 76 Those eclipse glasses are a PITA. Can't see anything with them on other than the sun.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 08, 2024 03:26 PM (9yWhg)

Well, you probably could use them to observe above ground nuclear tests.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:27 PM (di6C2)

That'll probably come in handy soon.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 08, 2024 03:31 PM (DTX3h)

107 Just The News: Equal Rights Amendment for women in NY may protect illegal immigrants, men in women’s sports

https://tinyurl.com/42k6a5mx

They post the language. It's borderline incoherent.

Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2024 03:31 PM (1Yy3c)

108 101 the Shakers made some fine furniture, while they existed
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Their pizza was decent, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 08, 2024 03:30 PM (9yWhg)

IIRC, there is at least one or two people left at the Shaker colony around these parts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:31 PM (di6C2)

109 I'm in the zone. Repent!!!

Moving on now...

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at April 08, 2024 03:32 PM (NFX2v)

110 We ended up with about 90% eclipse here, when you could catch a break in the clouds.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 08, 2024 03:32 PM (aD39U)

111 Once trans insanity is ingrained or moved on from, the Left will just airlift us to the next insanity.

Believe All Women seems so darn long ago.

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2024 03:32 PM (tnTzI)

112 Yup...there was a platoon of black tranny shemale sodomites who went all over Da South from Miami to Hotlanta to Nawlins smashing and grabbing wimmen's clothes from store front windows a few years back. Apparently there a quite a lot of black tranny shemale sodomites in prisons and when this bunch got out they went on a rampage. They all looked like Mike Obongo in wigs, makeup and high heels.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2024 03:27 PM (K1/cs)

I had a client who had a black tranny girlfriend. Swears she was the most gorgeous gal you'd ever seen, that you couldn't tell she was a tranny. Kept insisting she was going to get an operation... eventually.

Last I heard she still hadn't. Oh, and did I mention he paid her substantial amounts of cash whenever she came around? Would disappear for weeks at a time.

But he insisted "she" was his girlfriend.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 03:32 PM (dGCAG)

113 Anyone else have space ships landing in their yard? I’ll bet they’re friendly. I’ll go see what they wa

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 08, 2024 03:32 PM (u73oe)

114 Well, I do get rather dark in summer.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Amico!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2024 03:32 PM (WXNFJ)

115 well the eclipse reached 93.2% here, but with clear skies it was just dimmer ... nothing like the 100% places I saw where lights went on, and it looked pretty dark.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 08, 2024 03:32 PM (Cus5s)

116 And just like that...here comes the sun.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2024 03:21 PM (V8he0)

Do in do oo.
Posted by: Beatles at April 08, 2024 03:22 PM (di6C2)

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Dammit, I just got Black Hole Sun out of my head. I didn't want it replaced with something else.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2024 03:33 PM (DRSnL)

117 But he insisted "she" was his girlfriend.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 03:32 PM (dGCAG)

There's a lot of that going around.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:33 PM (di6C2)

118 I would love to see one Republican stand up on the House or Senate floor and say "white progressives are the real white supremecists
---
I mean, the only way you can justify affirmative action, handouts and lowered standards is if you believe minorities are inferior.

Equals don't need or want that.

But superiors will assert and confirm their superiority by doing so.

If I give a one-legged man a head start in a footrace, it's because it's clear he's inferior.
If I give a two-legged man a head start, it's because I believe he's inferior.
If I start at the same line as a two-legged man, it's because I believe we are equals.
If he grants me a head start, it's because he believes I'm inferior.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 08, 2024 03:33 PM (yikga)

119 well the eclipse reached 93.2% here, but with clear skies it was just dimmer ... nothing like the 100% places I saw where lights went on, and it looked pretty dark.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 08, 2024 03:32 PM (Cus5s)
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We were closer to 95% totality. Just a thin sliver of sun visible. The street lights did go on around us for a few minutes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2024 03:34 PM (7fElN)

120 Dammit, I just got Black Hole Sun out of my head. I didn't want it replaced with something else.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2024 03:33 PM (DRSnL)

At least it's not Bonnie Tyler.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:34 PM (di6C2)

121 The sky dimmed here and it looked and felt like twilight so I've just mixed up a couple of gin & tonic for the Betterhalf and myself.
What a great Monday.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2024 03:34 PM (B8kct)

122 Shakers? Every designer's favorite kitchen cabinet people.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at April 08, 2024 03:34 PM (NFX2v)

123 Now, how this will be portrayed by the television media is with a lot of video of white kids, which will be suggested to be the bullies, and no mention of race.

They do this with every story involving Villains with Inconvenient Skin Colors -- they whitewash the situation they're crying about.
________

Reminds me of the excellent AI version of shoplifters. Prosperous white women.

But I missed the blaming of the knockout game on rural MAGA supporters. Aside, that is, from the fact that we're always to blame.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 08, 2024 03:34 PM (1bNHn)

124 115 well the eclipse reached 93.2% here, but with clear skies it was just dimmer ... nothing like the 100% places I saw where lights went on, and it looked pretty dark.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 08, 2024 03:32 PM (Cus5s)

It's amazing how it's still pretty bright until that last little bit of the sun is covered.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 08, 2024 03:35 PM (i9ffA)

125 He shouldn't be beating his wife, but beating his son is how the kid learns to fight and become a tough bastard who doesn't take shit from anyone
Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:30 PM (UnA8+)

That's not how it works.

Either you understand what I'm talking about, or you don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 03:35 PM (dGCAG)

126 Their pizza was decent, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 08, 2024 03:30 PM (9yWhg)

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Heh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2024 03:35 PM (DRSnL)

127 103 Well the eclipse is past maximum here in SE WI.
Clear skies and at max it seemed like it was cloudy in its effect.
We went old school and used 2 pieces of cardboard. It does work.
Followed it until we saw that the crescent had switched sides. Neat.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2024 03:30 PM (FCbAQ)

Cool!

Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 03:35 PM (o3SCB)

128 Daughter will be 65 when totality crosses NYC. If the city is still around, it will be shit show.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 08, 2024 03:35 PM (IG7T0)

129 The black kids were always the bullies and thugs around here, and they were only 2-3% of the population.

My step brother was in management at national manufacturer here, and he said they hired a black woman and she ended up having to move, because blacks informed her the blacks here don't get along (or mingle, or some such) with the whites. ... Weird dynamics in small towns I guess (about 45,000).

Posted by: illiniwek at April 08, 2024 03:36 PM (Cus5s)

130 There is no way of appeasing these grievance groups. None. It is foolish to try, and the best way to deal with them is avoidance, by whatever means necessary.

Posted by: tubal

So. Implement Breznev's food distribution plan and help them avoid food?
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 08, 2024 03:25 PM (afAeS)

In Soviet Russia, dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.

Posted by: Joe Stalin at April 08, 2024 03:36 PM (FCbAQ)

131 I was in totality. Completely dark. Too bad digital cameras can't photograph it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 08, 2024 03:36 PM (+rGLf)

132 They made those salt and pepper things, too

Posted by: Jamaica at April 08, 2024 03:36 PM (IG7T0)

133 Eclipse??? Oops… next time, for sure!!!

Posted by: tubal at April 08, 2024 03:36 PM (PCK5/)

134 125 That's not how it works.

Either you understand what I'm talking about, or you don't.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 03:35 PM (dGCAG)

There's a reason I don't have kids, and it's because the only model I have on parenting is my father, who should have never been one in the first place.

If his abuse of me wasn't justified, then what was it all even for?

Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:36 PM (UnA8+)

135 Did the cicadas eat the eclipse?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 08, 2024 03:36 PM (1bNHn)

136 So, the eclipse happened here in Cowtown at 100%. Got to see the corona and the diamond, and the birds got agitated. It was generally like the very last vestiges of twilight. Overall it was pretty cool experience.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 08, 2024 03:36 PM (YRsIm)

137 My brain worm is real specific today. I can't get the line "we're living in a powderkeg and giving off sparks" out of my head. Thx celestial mechanics

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 08, 2024 03:36 PM (ixVYR)

138 But all those Jos could gang up on the 'bully/bullies'.

Hang on, how many Jos are there? It said 'they' and 'their'.
/s

So I have a class of 30 kids. I'm supposed to know each kid's favorite name? Then to complicate it further I am expected to know each student's 'pronouns' which can change from one day to the next?
Listen shithead, when I'm talking to another person you have no say on how I speak. If I happen to refer to you then you are a third person and not part of the actual conversation and if I want to refer to you as 'shithead' then I will do so.

Posted by: Ciampino - Jo is a smudge at April 08, 2024 03:37 PM (qfLjt)

139 Seen on Insty: LeTitsNow James decided Trump's bond isn't actually good enough and she's started the process to seize his property. That's gonna do wonders for NY real estate.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2024 03:37 PM (2ocoG)

140 He shouldn't be beating his wife, but beating his son is how the kid learns to fight and become a tough bastard who doesn't take shit from anyone
Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:30 PM

And if you lock a dog in a box for a long time it learns the value of freedom by cowering in the corner shaking even after you open it.

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2024 03:37 PM (tnTzI)

141 >>>4 Good 'it's so cloudy there's no visible eclipse' bust afternoon everyone.

on the plus side, eclipses are always pretty much busts

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2024 03:38 PM (KRtlO)

142 116 And just like that...here comes the sun.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 08, 2024 03:21 PM (V8he0)

Do in do oo.
Posted by: Beatles at April 08, 2024 03:22 PM (di6C2)

=====

Dammit, I just got Black Hole Sun out of my head. I didn't want it replaced with something else.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2024 03:33 PM (DRSnL)

🎶 total eclipse of the heart 🎶

Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 03:38 PM (o3SCB)

143 If his abuse of me wasn't justified, then what was it all even for?
Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:36 PM (UnA8+)

A question worth exploring, I'm sure.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 03:38 PM (dGCAG)

144 139 Seen on Insty: LeTitsNow James decided Trump's bond isn't actually good enough and she's started the process to seize his property. That's gonna do wonders for NY real estate.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2024 03:37 PM (2ocoG)

What happens when the Rule of Law is the whim of the State….

Posted by: tubal at April 08, 2024 03:39 PM (PCK5/)

145 on the plus side, eclipses are always pretty much busts
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2024 03:38 PM (KRtlO)

Some busts can cause an eclipse.

Posted by: Anna Nicole at April 08, 2024 03:39 PM (tnTzI)

146 Schools are all now Cultural Marxist Seminary, good luck finding one that isn't.

Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2024 03:39 PM (fwDg9)

147 We were closer to 95% totality. Just a thin sliver of sun visible. The street lights did go on around us for a few minutes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2024 03:34 PM (7fElN)

90 plus % here in Nassau county, NY now - just dim like it was cloudy, but it also was thinly cloudy anyway - the glasses my wife got for this showed the sun as just a sliver showing, but it was still nice to see...I've seen the total eclipse in Beaufort SC in the early 70's - this was nothing as spectacular as that.

Posted by: Boswell at April 08, 2024 03:39 PM (K+UlC)

148 > I can't get the line "we're living in a powderkeg and giving off sparks" out of my head. Thx celestial mechanics

Posted by: Smell the Glove

How about 'putting out fires...

WITH GASOLINE'

Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:39 PM (oCjPU)

149 Looks like the dragon eating the Sun was warded off by me shaking a rosary at it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 08, 2024 03:39 PM (2fIO4)

150 Will Cain
@willcain

Weirdly, everything in the yard smells awesome. So flowery. Either because I’m now blind and all my other senses have enhanced. Or the plants have all done something weird post eclipse.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2024 03:40 PM (NpAcC)

151
o's father responded by suggesting the boy should be removed from the school or even sent "to Mars."

To the Moon, Alice!

Posted by: Ralph Kramden at April 08, 2024 03:40 PM (63Dwl)

152 It's amazing how it's still pretty bright until that last little bit of the sun is covered.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April

....

I thought the same thing.

Even when the sun sets we get light for a little while, but something about seeing it 95% obscured and still quite bright out was really impressive.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2024 03:40 PM (j6189)

153 Yeah.
Put me down for a vote that the dad of this kid is abusing and/or molesting him.

See, it's not "secret time with daddy" that fucked him up--it's society for not accepting he's trans/gay/bi/etc.

Recall the talk earlier about the biggest problem is the one you're not allowed to talk about?
Like, maybe, that the Rainbow is just a bridge over from a childhood of abuse, neglect and molestation.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 08, 2024 03:41 PM (yikga)

154 🎶 total eclipse of the heart 🎶
Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 03:38 PM (o3SCB)

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*glares*

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2024 03:41 PM (DRSnL)

155 154 🎶 total eclipse of the heart 🎶
Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 03:38 PM (o3SCB)

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*glares*
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2024 03:41 PM (DRSnL)

Turn around, Bright Eyes….

Posted by: tubal at April 08, 2024 03:42 PM (PCK5/)

156 These leftwing, UMC whites have heaped tons of hatred on their working class racial counterparts, and are hated by them for it although that seldom gets voiced. Non-whites justifiably hate SJW whites and are not so quiet about it.

These people are despised and will realize this more and more. They have richly earned everything that is coming their way.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 08, 2024 03:42 PM (KSNKu)

157 141 >>>4 Good 'it's so cloudy there's no visible eclipse' bust afternoon everyone.

on the plus side, eclipses are always pretty much busts
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2024 03:38 PM (KRtlO)

Here ace, you can use this for your eclipse coverage.

https://tinyurl.com/wjys446r

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:42 PM (di6C2)

158 142 🎶 total eclipse of the heart 🎶
Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 03:38 PM (o3SCB)

Every Jim Steinman song sounds exactly the same.

Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:42 PM (UnA8+)

159 Past totality here in MD. Sat out with glasses for about an hour until sun was just a line on one side. Never got very dark outside even when clouds covered the sun.
Glad I got to see it but an hour's enough.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 08, 2024 03:42 PM (t/2Uw)

160 Weirdly, all the dogs in the neighborhood are barking - they don't like it or they sense their owners are excited about something...my dog, Charlie (or King Charles as he is now known) slept thru it all.

Posted by: Boswell at April 08, 2024 03:43 PM (K+UlC)

161 Will Cain
@willcain

Weirdly, everything in the yard smells awesome. So flowery. Either because I’m now blind and all my other senses have enhanced. Or the plants have all done something weird post eclipse.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2024 03:40 PM (NpAcC)

or the drugs kicked in

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2024 03:43 PM (FCbAQ)

162 at least I didn't have to fly my plane up to Nova Scotia, but even the 5 hour round trip to see the full eclipse was too much.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 08, 2024 03:43 PM (Cus5s)

163 So I have a class of 30 kids. I'm supposed to know each kid's favorite name? Then to complicate it further I am expected to know each student's 'pronouns' which can change from one day to the next?

Hey fucker!

It's gender neutral and it gets everyone's attention when you yell it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2024 03:43 PM (SbJgO)

164 Think it's funny they let the kids out of school early because it would be too dark for the kids who walk home.
People ares stupid.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 08, 2024 03:43 PM (t/2Uw)

165 Turn around, Bright Eyes….
Posted by: tubal at April 08, 2024 03:42 PM (PCK5/)

When it got stuck bad in my head a few months ago, I pulled it up on ewetub to pull the hook. Dear Lord, that music video was gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:44 PM (di6C2)

166 So flowery. Either because I’m now blind and all my other senses have enhanced. Or the plants have all done something weird post eclipse.

Ahem.

Posted by: Summer's Eve at April 08, 2024 03:44 PM (a3Q+t)

167 While trawling Lefty sites for related content, Advocate.com linked HIVPlusMagazine.com with an important, recent holiday we all missed!

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🎶 The More You Know 🎶 🌈 🌟

Posted by: Intercepted HIVPlusMagazine Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 08, 2024 03:44 PM (JCZqz)

168 19 I'm starting to understand this trans nonsense - it's just a way for wimpy white kids to jump back on top of the grievance bandwagon; but they don't have an answer for "yeah? well I'ma gonna whup your ass, fag honkey!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 08, 2024 03:17 PM (S6gqv)

In part. The biggest reason behind it is to have these mostly UMC whites to assent in an obvious lie and demean themselves and to emasculate them in the process for it, to paraphrase Dalrymple. Puritanism won't work out well for them this time since they don't hold the tiki torches.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 08, 2024 03:44 PM (KSNKu)

169 Recall the talk earlier about the biggest problem is the one you're not allowed to talk about?
Like, maybe, that the Rainbow is just a bridge over from a childhood of abuse, neglect and molestation.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 08, 2024 03:41 PM (yikga)

That's exactly right. Everyone knows it's happening, nobody talks about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 03:45 PM (dGCAG)

170 Will Cain
@willcain

Weirdly, everything in the yard smells awesome. So flowery. Either because I’m now blind and all my other senses have enhanced. Or the plants have all done something weird post eclipse.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2024 03:40 PM (NpAcC)
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FFS.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 08, 2024 03:45 PM (RIvkX)

171 As they did with mostly black and some hispanic thugs playing the knockout game with Jews in New York. Somehow this transformed into a lecture to white MAGA people living in the suburbs and country.

-----

You mean like this?

Men punching random women in NYC: A desperate last gasp of the male rage fueling MAGA

https://tinyurl.com/55fkvvsj

For fun, try to guess the author before going to the article.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 08, 2024 03:45 PM (pV7Ue)

172 317 San Francisco is passing a law that says any grocery store that wants to close down has to apply for permission 6 months in advance and show what steps they've taken to avoid leaving and why closure is necessary. If they don't approve, the store has to stay open. I wish I was kidding.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 08, 2024 12:56 PM (2ocoG)

Ripped the pages out of "Atlas Shrugged", now reality.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 08, 2024 03:45 PM (C1l2y)

173 150 Will Cain
@willcain

Weirdly, everything in the yard smells awesome. So flowery. Either because I’m now blind and all my other senses have enhanced. Or the plants have all done something weird post eclipse.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2024 03:40 PM (NpAcC)

ha

Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 03:45 PM (o3SCB)

174 170 Will Cain
@willcain

Weirdly, everything in the yard smells awesome. So flowery. Either because I’m now blind and all my other senses have enhanced. Or the plants have all done something weird post eclipse.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2024 03:40 PM (NpAcC)
===
FFS.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 08, 2024 03:45 PM (RIvkX)

White people, amirite?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:45 PM (di6C2)

175 So I have a class of 30 kids. I'm supposed to know each kid's favorite name? Then to complicate it further I am expected to know each student's 'pronouns' which can change from one day to the next?

The *reason* for pronouns is so that you can refer to them with no information other then their sex - which is obvious on seeing them.

If everyone gets a custom pronoun it is just another name.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2024 03:45 PM (ibTVg)

176 Here we go again.

https://twitter.com/Salon/status/1777338185745395917

You can't hate journalists enuf, amirite?

Posted by: Christian Toto at April 08, 2024 03:45 PM (tgLep)

177 How many private planes are flying along the route of total eclipse today? Would be the way to not have trouble with cloud cover, but I bet a lot of people have that same idea...

Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2024 03:45 PM (j6189)

178 Hey fucker!

It's gender neutral and it gets everyone's attention when you yell it.
Posted by: rickb223

-------------
Now see here you little shit.

Posted by: Adults back in my day at April 08, 2024 03:46 PM (Gp/Dd)

179 I was in totality. Completely dark. Too bad digital cameras can't photograph it.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

I videod straight at it during totality. It got dark enough to make the iPhone camera light come on.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2024 03:46 PM (SbJgO)

180 Now see here you little shit.
Posted by: Adults back in my day

Fist bump.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2024 03:46 PM (SbJgO)

181 Men punching random women in NYC: A desperate last gasp of the male rage fueling MAGA

Some feminist went walking through New York with someone videoing her to capture all the catcalls.

Every single catcaller was black or hispanic. There was a short debate over whether the video was rayciss on the left and the "yep its rayciss" argument won...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2024 03:47 PM (ibTVg)

182 There was a total eclipse on July 10, 1972. People speculate that's the one Carly Simon referenced in "You're So Vain." Coincidentally -or not- 24 people died that day in India when they were trampled by elephants.
But also, Sofia Vargara was born that day, so it was a net positive.

Posted by: Wally at April 08, 2024 03:47 PM (/WBOb)

183 new acronym spotted

UMC

what is it

Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:47 PM (oCjPU)

184 I wants to thanx everyones for making the Brattleboro Womins Reproducetive Center Gay Pride Soler Eclipse Party a grate success.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at April 08, 2024 03:47 PM (Qfk4E)

185 There was that fella online who explained that the Jeffrey Epstein thing was like tripping over something large and unexpected in the dark. It was not supposed to be found.

Everyone knows something is there but are afraid to turn on the lights.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2024 03:47 PM (K1/cs)

186 182 There was a total eclipse on July 10, 1972. People speculate that's the one Carly Simon referenced in "You're So Vain." Coincidentally -or not- 24 people died that day in India when they were trampled by elephants.
But also, Sofia Vargara was born that day, so it was a net positive.
Posted by: Wally at April 08, 2024 03:47 PM (/WBOb)

200%

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:48 PM (di6C2)

187 Foreskin Day is also a time to consider the “Intact” movement, which advocates against male circumcision, believing it's a cruel practice. There are also conflicting reports on whether circumcision actually helps prevent HIV.

...

You did just tell us that condoms dont work for 80% of them.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2024 03:48 PM (j6189)

188 In part. The biggest reason behind it is to have these mostly UMC whites to assent in an obvious lie and demean themselves ,,,
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

----------------

UMC?

Posted by: Adults back in my day at April 08, 2024 03:48 PM (Gp/Dd)

189 https://twitter.com/Salon/status/1777338185745395917

You can't hate journalists enuf, amirite?
Posted by: Christian Toto at April 08, 2024 03:45 PM (tgLep)

You can't read Salon - it's basically the inner political mind workings of a 12 year-old just before puberty - zero adult logic and so childishly emotional you cringe and turn away.

Posted by: Boswell at April 08, 2024 03:48 PM (K+UlC)

190 The *reason* for pronouns is so that you can refer to them with no information other then their sex - which is obvious on seeing them.

If everyone gets a custom pronoun it is just another name.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2024 03:45 PM (ibTVg)

I heard someone talking the other day about the conjoined twins, the girls who have been social media personalities pretty much all their lives. One of the girls got married (somehow, someway, the other has to go along with it).

The person talking about it said how refreshing it was, to finally use the word "them" appropriately for once.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 03:48 PM (dGCAG)

191 https://tinyurl.com/wjys446r
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I've always wanted a pair of those naked-lady mud flaps, even though I don't have a truck to put them on.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 08, 2024 03:48 PM (9yWhg)

192 Denver has a total solar eclipse coming up

in about 700 years

Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:49 PM (oCjPU)

193 because many well off white and Asian families send their kids to private schools.
________________

Gee, I wonder why.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 03:49 PM (YqDXo)

194 Urban
Male
Cucks?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:49 PM (di6C2)

195 Elizabeth Warren said we should not sell war planes to Israel.
Lot of synagogues in MA.
Schadenfreude.
It really is amazing how often people will vote against their best interests..

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 08, 2024 03:49 PM (t/2Uw)

196 There was that fella online who explained that the Jeffrey Epstein thing was like tripping over something large and unexpected in the dark. It was not supposed to be found.

I wonder if the P Diddy thing is out of the news because he was connected to whatever replaced Epstein and if they arrest him he's crazy enough to name names before they can suicide him...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2024 03:49 PM (ibTVg)

197 So is this bullying “misgendering and deadnaming” these kids? If so, fuck right off little weirdos.

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 08, 2024 03:49 PM (tRd71)

198 new acronym spotted

UMC

what is it
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:47 PM (oCjPU)

It could be University of Missouri - Columbia, but it's not.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 03:50 PM (dGCAG)

199 >I heard someone talking the other day about the conjoined twins, the girls who have been social media personalities pretty much all their lives. One of the girls got married (somehow, someway, the other has to go along with it).

awkward wedding night...

Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:50 PM (oCjPU)

200 Denver has a total solar eclipse coming up

in about 700 years
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:49 PM (oCjPU)

Gives you time to pick out a good spot to watch.

Posted by: spindrift at April 08, 2024 03:50 PM (OguvZ)

201 I wonder if the P Diddy thing is out of the news because he was connected to whatever replaced Epstein and if they arrest him he's crazy enough to name names before they can suicide him...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2024 03:49 PM (ibTVg)

My guess is they did not want it talked about as widely because they were not going after him because he was blackmailing dudes, but because he was a rival source of control.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:51 PM (di6C2)

202 How many private planes are flying along the route of total eclipse today? Would be the way to not have trouble with cloud cover, but I bet a lot of people have that same idea...
Posted by: TexasDan

Concorde extended the totality from 7 minutes and 4 seconds to 74 minutes. The flight broke the record for longest total solar eclipse in human history. June 30th, 1973. It raced the moon along the Tropic of Cancer during a total eclipse at 55,000 feet.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2024 03:51 PM (SbJgO)

203 I've always wanted a pair of those naked-lady mud flaps, even though I don't have a truck to put them on.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 08, 2024 03:48 PM (9yWhg)

...

Sounds like your assless chaps are going to be covered.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2024 03:51 PM (j6189)

204 Holy fuck, clouds broke in Austin just in time for totality. Holy fuck a total eclipse is a thing.

Posted by: sharksauce at April 08, 2024 03:51 PM (y7wyF)

205 i guess you can't help it if you were born black and you can't help it if you think your schlong is an inside-out vag

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2024 03:51 PM (B1FKF)

206 awkward wedding night...
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:50 PM (oCjPU)

Buy a good pair of noise canceling headphones and a bottle of Valu-rite.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:51 PM (di6C2)

207 I imagine Denver will be a glassy plain in 700 years

Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:51 PM (oCjPU)

208 194 Urban
Male
Cucks?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:49 PM (di6C2)

Upper Middle Class

Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:51 PM (UnA8+)

209 HIVPlusMagazine.com . . . I have no words . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2024 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

210 195 Elizabeth Warren said we should not sell war planes to Israel.
Lot of synagogues in MA.
Schadenfreude.
It really is amazing how often people will vote against their best interests..
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 08, 2024 03:49 PM (t/2Uw)

Maybe not this next time!

Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 03:52 PM (o3SCB)

211 I heard someone talking the other day about the conjoined twins, the girls who have been social media personalities pretty much all their lives. One of the girls got married (somehow, someway, the other has to go along with it).

awkward wedding night...
Posted by: Don Black

Awkward everything.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2024 03:52 PM (SbJgO)

212 Upper Middle Class
Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:51 PM (UnA8+)

Ahhhh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:52 PM (di6C2)

213 UMC - Upper Middle Class. Learned that from a Bob Seger song.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 08, 2024 03:52 PM (IGKzA)

214 Anyone want to buy some eclipse glasses? Only slightly used...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2024 03:19 PM (7fElN)

The eclipse was huge in my hood in 2017. My rural county's population doubled for the day. We donated all of our glasses to Africa which had one in 2018. I wonder if anyone is doing something similar.

Posted by: Catherine at April 08, 2024 03:52 PM (ZSsrh)

215 If one half has an orgasm, does the other half feel it?

Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:53 PM (oCjPU)

216 Last I heard she still hadn't. Oh, and did I mention he paid her substantial amounts of cash whenever she came around? Would disappear for weeks at a time.

But he insisted "she" was his girlfriend.

----------------

Sounds like the ideal client. I assume you charged him 10x and told him that it was necessary due to the increasing mrflugal fees and abaratix expenditures for the blowfinks.

Posted by: Adults back in my day at April 08, 2024 03:53 PM (Gp/Dd)

217 Upper Middle Class
Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:51 PM (UnA8+)

Same difference.*

*dammit! Spirit of the Staircase

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:53 PM (di6C2)

218 Upper
Middle
Class

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 08, 2024 03:53 PM (DeFcY)

219 also: how freaky do you have to be to marry a chick with two heads

Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:53 PM (oCjPU)

220 re 195: for some, jewish guilt is still strong, just not about that god thing.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2024 03:53 PM (B1FKF)

221 I wonder if the P Diddy thing is out of the news because he was connected to whatever replaced Epstein and if they arrest him he's crazy enough to name names before they can suicide him...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2024 03:49 PM (ibTVg)

It's best to look at Epstein as a cog in a much MUCH larger wheel. I don't know how Diddy factors into it. They say Quincy Jones has his own group, as does David Geffen. The Hollowood groupings are presumably much larger, and much older than the Epstein op.

One question that always remains is, which government intelligence operations are connected to which pedo ring?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 03:53 PM (dGCAG)

222 awkward wedding night...
Posted by: Don Black

Awkward everything.
Posted by: rickb223 at

Awkward is if the other one gets married too.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2024 03:53 PM (j6189)

223 183 new acronym spotted

UMC

what is it
Posted by: Don Black

Union Metallic Cartridge Company. Makers of fine, budget friendly ammunition.

Posted by: Military Moron at April 08, 2024 03:53 PM (JCZqz)

224 HIVPlusMagazine.com . . . I have no words . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2024 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

Monkeypox Monthly is making big inroads into their subscriber base.

Posted by: spindrift at April 08, 2024 03:54 PM (OguvZ)

225 Well Cthulhu did arise from the depths.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2024 03:54 PM (LkLld)

226 I have a feeling I will need to seek medical help in 4 hours for my schadenboner.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 08, 2024 03:54 PM (17s+e)

227 what happens if one of your heads gets really angry at the other head

Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:54 PM (oCjPU)

228 I heard someone talking the other day about the conjoined twins, the girls who have been social media personalities pretty much all their lives. One of the girls got married (somehow, someway, the other has to go along with it).
awkward wedding night...
Posted by: Don Black

Chang and Eng Bunker each married and had kids.

As the Guiness Book of World Records put it, "Speculations as to methodology are left to the reader."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 08, 2024 03:54 PM (9yWhg)

229 Elizabeth Warren said we should not sell war planes to Israel.
------

If only Comrade Biden knew!!

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2024 03:54 PM (tnTzI)

230 I heard someone talking the other day about the conjoined twins, the girls who have been social media personalities pretty much all their lives. One of the girls got married (somehow, someway, the other has to go along with it).

awkward wedding night...
Posted by: Don Black

Awkward everything.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2024 03:52 PM (SbJgO)
----------
Chang and Eng Bunker, the original Siamese Twins, married sisters. They alternated staying at each others' houses.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 08, 2024 03:54 PM (DeFcY)

231 If one half has an orgasm, does the other half feel it?
Posted by: Don Black

What if the unmarried one wants to start dating? Your "wife" has to go along. And get felt up and banged by the new boyfriend.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2024 03:55 PM (SbJgO)

232 If one half has an orgasm, does the other half feel it?
Posted by: Don Black at April

...

And if it doesn't happen does he hear it from both of them?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 08, 2024 03:55 PM (j6189)

233 227 what happens if one of your heads gets really angry at the other head
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:54 PM (oCjPU)

Which head controls the body?

What if one head wants to pee and the other wants to hold it in?

Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:55 PM (UnA8+)

234 If you are a conjoined twin I suspect you are literally used to everything your sibling does so...probably actually not that awkward for them. Now if the other conjoined woman gets a man that could become really weird...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2024 03:56 PM (ibTVg)

235 That's exactly right. Everyone knows it's happening, nobody talks about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 03:45 PM (dGCAG)

It's an effect from the breakdown of the nuclear family. I wonder if we'll ever get even close to an accurate picture of how many kids were "touched" by their mom's boyfriend/new husband. And CPS is more interested in homeschool families going to traditional mass than drug-addled families where the kids are terrified to go to sleep at night.

Posted by: pookysgirl, amateur sociologist at April 08, 2024 03:56 PM (dtlDP)

236 also: how freaky do you have to be to marry a chick with two heads
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:53 PM (oCjPU)

Dude must have some weird fetishes

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2024 03:56 PM (NtVYv)

237 209 HIVPlusMagazine.com . . . I have no words . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade

Are you kidding, I bet their advertising revenue is through the roof.

Most magazines are created to tailor to a very specific audience -- of advertisers.

I now think AIDS was created in a lab - a Big Pharma lab to increase drug sales.

Posted by: Adults back in my day at April 08, 2024 03:56 PM (Gp/Dd)

238 back around 1991, when howard stern had his saturday night tv show, he once had on two black young woman who were conjoined at the top of their heads. very weird

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2024 03:56 PM (B1FKF)

239 what happens if one of your heads gets really angry at the other head
Posted by: Don Black

What happens when one is giving head and the other doesn't want to be there?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2024 03:56 PM (SbJgO)

240 228 I heard someone talking the other day about the conjoined twins, the girls who have been social media personalities pretty much all their lives. One of the girls got married (somehow, someway, the other has to go along with it).
awkward wedding night...
Posted by: Don Black

Chang and Eng Bunker each married and had kids.

As the Guiness Book of World Records put it, "Speculations as to methodology are left to the reader."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 08, 2024 03:54 PM (9yWhg)
______

They had DOZENS of kids, IIRC

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 08, 2024 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

241 If your wife has two heads, and you get into an argument, which head do you argue with, and can the other head butt in or take sides

Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:56 PM (oCjPU)

242 "Here we go again.

https://twitter.com/Salon/status/1777338185745395917

You can't hate journalists enuf, amirite?

Posted by: Christian Toto:

I actually read that link. Executive Summary:

1. Headline accusing MAGA men of punching random women

2. Many random words showing no such link, or even proof of punching

3. In conclusion, this is an epidemic of MAGA misogynist rage.

Typical Amanda Marcott rant.

Posted by: Ripley at April 08, 2024 03:56 PM (JojsZ)

243 Because 30 years ago it was “Men are from Mars and women are from Venus.” End of discussion

Posted by: Rex B
---

And trannys are from Uranus.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 08, 2024 03:56 PM (17s+e)

244 If one half has an orgasm, does the other half feel it?

I'd guess...yes. At very least the oxytocin rush

Posted by: 18-1 at April 08, 2024 03:56 PM (ibTVg)

245 @10

>>"both Dykes"
Really? Did someone pull a fast one in Amherst?

I think Dykes is Ugandan for, Homey Don't Play That.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 08, 2024 03:57 PM (XV/Pl)

246 209 HIVPlusMagazine.com . . . I have no words . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade

Yeah...I was shocked, and felt a little dirty when I got linked there. But, if the Left has taught me anything, we shouldn't stigmatize or shun people with HIV. It's natural, beautiful, and if you infect your partner in California while knowing you're infected and not warning warning your partner, you're not criminally or civily liable.

Posted by: Intercepted HIVPlusMagazine.com Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 08, 2024 03:57 PM (JCZqz)

247 Men punching random women in NYC: A desperate last gasp of the male rage fueling MAGA

https://tinyurl.com/55fkvvsj

For fun, try to guess the author before going to the article.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 08, 2024 03:45 PM (pV7Ue)
________________

We watched "Slow Horses" last night on Apple TV+ (on a trial basis), a show about MI-5 operatives in the doghouse. The story begins when white British nationalists kidnap a wog and broadcast video saying they're going to behead him.

Whoa.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 03:57 PM (YqDXo)

248 What if one head wants to Troon Out and the other doesn't?

Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 03:57 PM (UnA8+)

249 Maybe they'll kill each other off. That would be glorious.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 08, 2024 03:58 PM (eYF7X)

250 I was reading about conjoined twins yesterday on Wikipedia. Dr. Ben Carson once successfully separated two conjoined twins.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 08, 2024 03:58 PM (9yWhg)

251 Mrs. Brassenstein
@MBrassenstein

Still think climate change is "fake"?

https://tinyurl.com/bdhfdzua

Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2024 03:58 PM (NpAcC)

252 I wonder if there has ever been conjoined triplets???… I need to find something productive to do.

Posted by: tubal at April 08, 2024 03:58 PM (PCK5/)

253 We watched "Slow Horses" last night on Apple TV+ (on a trial basis), a show about MI-5 operatives in the doghouse. The story begins when white British nationalists kidnap a wog and broadcast video saying they're going to behead him.

Whoa.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 03:57 PM (YqDXo)

Yeah, that's what's happening. Keep whistling past the graveyard commies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 03:58 PM (di6C2)

254 what happens if one of your heads gets really angry at the other head
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:54 PM (oCjPU)

———————-

You have bad breath!
It’s only because you don’t brush my teeth!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 08, 2024 03:59 PM (u73oe)

255 For sale. Eclipse glasses. Never worn.

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2024 03:59 PM (tnTzI)

256 251 Mrs. Brassenstein
@MBrassenstein

Still think climate change is "fake"?

https://tinyurl.com/bdhfdzua
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2024 03:58 PM (NpAcC)

haha!

Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 04:00 PM (o3SCB)

257 And this-

https://tinyurl.com/2whrd4bk

Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2024 04:00 PM (NpAcC)

258 Yeah...I was shocked, and felt a little dirty when I got linked there. But, if the Left has taught me anything, we shouldn't stigmatize or shun people with HIV. It's natural, beautiful, and if you infect your partner in California while knowing you're infected and not warning warning your partner, you're not criminally or civily liable.
Posted by: Intercepted HIVPlusMagazine.com Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 08, 2024 03:57 PM (JCZqz)
___________________

Fun fact: per the LAT, one-quarter of all the fruits in California are now HIV+. So it's a pretty safe assumption if you're going to queer off, you're likely to be exposed to HIV, the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 04:00 PM (YqDXo)

259 " what happens if one of your heads gets really angry at the other head
Posted by: Don Black"

I beat it until it submits.

Posted by: Pawl at April 08, 2024 04:00 PM (vFG9F)

260 Happy national foreskin day! The unofficial holiday is embraced by ONE Condoms, which reports that 79 percent of people with foreskin have difficulty using condoms.

Thanks for the tip!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2024 04:00 PM (WXNFJ)

261 231 If one half has an orgasm, does the other half feel it?
Posted by: Don Black

What if the unmarried one wants to start dating? Your "wife" has to go along. And get felt up and banged by the new boyfriend.
Posted by: rickb223

Lady(ies), have we got a money-making opportunity for you!

Posted by: OnlyFan.com at April 08, 2024 04:00 PM (JCZqz)

262 I was reading about conjoined twins yesterday on Wikipedia. Dr. Ben Carson once successfully separated two conjoined twins.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

All depends on how & how much they are conjoined. The two girls we are talking about? IIRC, two heads and share everything else. (Internal organs)

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2024 04:01 PM (SbJgO)

263 Was it good for you?

Posted by: The Twins at April 08, 2024 04:01 PM (V8he0)

264 UMC? United Methodist Church?

Hey, that works!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 08, 2024 04:01 PM (wzAuc)

265 what if one head wants to see Oppenheimer and the other head wants to see Barbie

Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 04:01 PM (oCjPU)

266 Happy national foreskin day! The unofficial holiday is embraced by ONE Condoms, which reports that 79 percent of people with foreskin have difficulty using condoms.

Thanks for the tip!
Posted by: Tonypete

Snort!

ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2024 04:01 PM (SbJgO)

267 232 If one half has an orgasm, does the other half feel it?
Posted by: Don Black at April

There was a TV show in the 90s with two alien brothers. I think they came from Crouton. They had this problem,

They also completed each other sentences. Whenever one said "but" the other would wedge in with "ox".

Anyway, I wonder if these women do that. I wonder if they were fans of the show. Something like "they came from outer space" I think.

Posted by: Adults back in my day at April 08, 2024 04:02 PM (Gp/Dd)

268 That's exactly right. Everyone knows it's happening, nobody talks about it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 03:45 PM (dGCAG)

It's an effect from the breakdown of the nuclear family. I wonder if we'll ever get even close to an accurate picture of how many kids were "touched" by their mom's boyfriend/new husband. And CPS is more interested in homeschool families going to traditional mass than drug-addled families where the kids are terrified to go to sleep at night.
Posted by: pookysgirl, amateur sociologist at April 08, 2024 03:56 PM (dtlDP)

And of course the deliberate effort to take religion out of the culture. Goes hand in hand with the destruction of nukular families.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 04:02 PM (dGCAG)

269 I don't think I want to get a Hallmark card for National Foreskin Day.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 08, 2024 04:02 PM (ixVYR)

270 awkward wedding night...
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 03:50 PM (oCjPU)

Or it could be a wild night of making memories!

Let's go! Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! Just like that...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2024 04:03 PM (K1/cs)

271 This is the way...

Police Scotland “Can’t Cope” With Deluge of Hate Crime Reports Under New Law

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2024 04:03 PM (IG4Id)

272 Speaking of foreskins, Lindsey Graham thinks Trump is wrong on abortion. Thanks South Carolina.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 08, 2024 04:03 PM (eYF7X)

273 But the black and Hispanic kids and adults seem to be part of an earlier edition of progressivism, one in which black people were considered the most oppressed group and therefore at the top of the invisible but widely understood pyramid of oppression.
--------
Time to send them some buses of illegals [of all colours], Governor Abbott, to really rub in the new pecking order.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 08, 2024 04:03 PM (vtyCZ)

274 The disparities in treatment, and the attempt to weaponize government, law, our judicial system and societal elements in general against their political opponents will not only be Marxist Democrats undoing, but it will be their end. No society has ever suffered that abuse, and willingly submitted to it. Ever.

Si legem rumpere debetis, potestatem rapiendi facite: in reliquis observa.

Posted by: Writing on the Wall at April 08, 2024 04:03 PM (s798l)

275 I've read that even in their lifetimes Chang and Eng could've been separated fairly easily. But they made so much money touring with Barnum that they just stayed conjoined.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 08, 2024 04:04 PM (9yWhg)

276 I don't think I want to get a Hallmark card for National Foreskin Day.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Rub it vigorously and it turns into a set of encyclopedias!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2024 04:04 PM (SbJgO)

277
Being married to conjoined twins means he'll get twice as many blowjobs.

Posted by: Pawl at April 08, 2024 04:04 PM (vFG9F)

278 And of course the deliberate effort to take religion out of the culture. Goes hand in hand with the destruction of nukular families.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 04:02 PM (dGCAG)

I'm sure we all noticed the offended tone when the New Yorker article mentioned that someone was bringing RELIGION into Amherst PUBLIC schools. (The REEEEEEE! is implied.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, amateur sociologist at April 08, 2024 04:04 PM (dtlDP)

279 Being married to conjoined twins means he'll get twice as many blowjobs.

Married you say?

2 X 0 = 0

The math checks out

Posted by: Married men everywhere at April 08, 2024 04:05 PM (ibTVg)

280
HIVPlusMagazine.com . . . I have no words . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade

Monkeypox Monthly is making big inroads into their subscriber base.
Posted by: spindrift

I dropped my subscription to Leprosy Today.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2024 04:05 PM (63Dwl)

281
Why didn't Ace include this gem in this post?

https://youtu.be/ooOELrGMn14?si=NEj0iaQQ7-FcH3Zs&t=10

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2024 04:05 PM (uaBpT)

282 2x0 = 0.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at April 08, 2024 04:05 PM (UfRqq)

283 If you want your foreskin you can keep your foreskin!!!

Posted by: tubal at April 08, 2024 04:05 PM (PCK5/)

284 too far, not funny

Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 04:05 PM (oCjPU)

285 This is the way...

Police Scotland “Can’t Cope” With Deluge of Hate Crime Reports Under New Law
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Just wait until the [Protestant] Rangers versus [Catholic] Celtic complaints kick in from Glasgow!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 08, 2024 04:05 PM (vtyCZ)

286 278 I'm sure we all noticed the offended tone when the New Yorker article mentioned that someone was bringing RELIGION into Amherst PUBLIC schools. (The REEEEEEE! is implied.)
Posted by: pookysgirl, amateur sociologist at April 08, 2024 04:04 PM (dtlDP)

They'd have been all for it if that religion was Islam.

Posted by: XTC at April 08, 2024 04:05 PM (UnA8+)

287 remember when amanda marcotte's website like 15 years ago ran a hilarious piece trashing palin's son with down syndrome?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2024 04:06 PM (B1FKF)

288 Being married to conjoined twins means he'll get twice as many blowjobs.
Posted by: Pawl at April 08, 2024 04:04 PM (vFG9F)

2x0 = 0.

Math checks out.

Posted by: spindrift at April 08, 2024 04:06 PM (OguvZ)

289 I dropped my subscription to Leprosy Today.
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Even though subscriptions are half off??

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 08, 2024 04:06 PM (vtyCZ)

290 I dropped my subscription to Leprosy Today.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Yeah, their numbers have really dropped off.

*HeyOhhhhhhh!!*

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2024 04:06 PM (WXNFJ)

291 Man, you gotta be quick around here.

Posted by: spindrift at April 08, 2024 04:06 PM (OguvZ)

292 I've walked in on a discussion of the sex lives of Siamese twins?

Hm. Got popcorn?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 08, 2024 04:07 PM (J2vNu)

293 Some of the people who were hired were allegedly relatives of Cunningham. She hired two school counselors
_________________

I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

294 Even though subscriptions are half off??

*golf clap*

Posted by: The Twins at April 08, 2024 04:07 PM (V8he0)

295 @272 I said it this AM, just before the election Miss Lindsay is going to call for a national abortion ban. Just like he did in 2000. It'll hurt republicans, not just Trump and will do nothing except keep Miss Lindsay in the news.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 08, 2024 04:07 PM (ixVYR)

296 I've walked in on a discussion of the sex lives of Siamese twins?

Hm. Got popcorn?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 08, 2024 04:07 PM (J2vNu)
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You've been around here long enough to expect it...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2024 04:08 PM (7fElN)

297 Wonder if the twins were cute, or just unusual..

Posted by: tubal at April 08, 2024 04:08 PM (PCK5/)

298 I dropped my subscription to Leprosy Today.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2024

***
Yeah, all those ads for Chinese-made chaulmoogra oil were annoying.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 08, 2024 04:08 PM (J2vNu)

299 I actually read that link. Executive Summary:

1. Headline accusing MAGA men of punching random women

2. Many random words showing no such link, or even proof of punching

3. In conclusion, this is an epidemic of MAGA misogynist rage.

Typical Amanda Marcott rant.

Posted by: Ripley at April 08, 2024 03:56 PM (JojsZ)
________________

What's the over/under on how many cats she has?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 04:08 PM (YqDXo)

300 foreskins - wallet - suitcase. old joke

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2024 04:09 PM (B1FKF)

301 SPARTA

Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 04:09 PM (o3SCB)

302 I've walked in on a discussion of the sex lives of Siamese twins?

Hm. Got popcorn?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 08, 2024 04:07 PM (J2vNu)
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You've been around here long enough to expect it...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Well, it HAS been awhile.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2024 04:09 PM (SbJgO)

303 Shaiel Ben-Ephraim
@academic_la

Tragic news: According to Yaron Avraham on Channel 12 Israel news, Hamas has told the mediators that it does not have 40 hostages in the humanitarian category that are still alive. That is a category of women, children, the elderly, and the sick. The number that they say is alive, which is significantly lower, has not been made public. This, of course, is a serious obstacle for the ceasefire talks that seem to be progressing.

https://tinyurl.com/yc5ch2n6

Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2024 04:09 PM (1Yy3c)

304 >Wonder if the twins were cute, or just unusual..

it's a chick with 2 heads
not cute

Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 04:09 PM (oCjPU)

305 I dropped my subscription to Leprosy Today.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
_______________

Can I lend you a hand?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 04:10 PM (YqDXo)

306 I dropped my subscription to Leprosy Today.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Pull my finger

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2024 04:10 PM (NtVYv)

307 Is there an aftskin? If not, why not.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 08, 2024 04:10 PM (eYF7X)

308 it's a chick with 2 heads
not cute
Posted by: Don Black at April 08, 2024 04:09 PM

*perks up*

Posted by: Zaphod Beeblebrox at April 08, 2024 04:11 PM (5sOEG)

309 Clear skies in Paducah. Eclipse was awesome.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2024 04:11 PM (dOd5y)

310 I swear you couldn't make this stuff up. Hilarious

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 08, 2024 04:11 PM (ZP/C0)

311 Growing War Between Trans-Crazy Wealthy White Liberals and the Black and Brown Students Who Bully Them
____

Oh no!

Anyway....

Posted by: Obligatory at April 08, 2024 04:11 PM (fs1hN)

312 303 Shaiel Ben-Ephraim
@academic_la

Tragic news: According to Yaron Avraham on Channel 12 Israel news, Hamas has told the mediators that it does not have 40 hostages in the humanitarian category that are still alive. That is a category of women, children, the elderly, and the sick. The number that they say is alive, which is significantly lower, has not been made public. This, of course, is a serious obstacle for the ceasefire talks that seem to be progressing.

https://tinyurl.com/yc5ch2n6
Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2024 04:09 PM (1Yy3c)

Blessings on all the hostages.

Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 04:11 PM (o3SCB)

313 All Clear sirens going off. You can leave your shelters now.

Posted by: Ripley at April 08, 2024 04:11 PM (JojsZ)

314 Is there an aftskin? If not, why not.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 08, 2024

***
There is. But we can't tell you where it is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 08, 2024 04:11 PM (J2vNu)

315 For sale. Eclipse glasses. Never worn.
Posted by: ...
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I understood that reference.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 08, 2024 04:11 PM (vtyCZ)

316 Wonder if the twins were cute, or just unusual..
Posted by: tubal

They are definitely are '1'.

Or '2'. Or something. . . Aw, forget it!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2024 04:11 PM (WXNFJ)

317 251 Mrs. Brassenstein
@MBrassenstein

Still think climate change is "fake"?

https://tinyurl.com/bdhfdzua
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2024 03:58 PM (NpAcC)
________________

Eclipses, earthquakes ... is there anything ~~global warming~~ climate change can't do?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

318 I've read that even in their lifetimes Chang and Eng could've been separated fairly easily. But they made so much money touring with Barnum that they just stayed conjoined.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 08, 2024 04:04 PM (9yWhg)

=====

I could be remembering wrong, but I thought they didn't know they could have been safely separated until after they died and performed an autopsy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 08, 2024 04:12 PM (DRSnL)

319 re 295: that was after the dobbs decision overturned roe v wade. graham's big mouth almost certainly got no votes for repubs and more than a few for dems. same with stupid kevin mccarthy saying that if repubs took back the house of reps impeaching biden would be off the table, which most likely cost repubs votes.

gop: as usual, the stupid party

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2024 04:12 PM (B1FKF)

320 297 Wonder if the twins were cute, or just unusual..
Posted by: tubal

https://tinyurl.com/23s3zvp7

There's plenty of pictures of them available. Tough to fairly judge their physical beauty, as they can't really fit any traditional societal attractiveness norms.

Posted by: Part spelled backwards is at April 08, 2024 04:12 PM (JCZqz)

321 For sale. Eclipse glasses. Never worn.
Posted by: ...
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I understood that reference.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 08, 2024 04:11 PM (vtyCZ)
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Huh. Now that I read it again, I, too, understand the literary reference. Well done.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2024 04:13 PM (7fElN)

322 So my latest conspiracy truth.

I think the squatter crisis was created by those companies buying up all the single family homes and renting them out. They foresee a future where the proles are all renters, but the biggest problem for every landlord is adverse possession in the face of all the tenant protection laws.
1. Buy up single family homes.
2. Fund NGOs to flood country, and have gov. pay to rent your homes for them.
3. Create squatter crisis with the illegals to get public to demand all tenant protection laws are removed and it is easy for landlords to evict people (and to raise their rents.)
4. Profit.

I may post this again later if Ace puts up an appropriate post.

Posted by: Adults back in my day at April 08, 2024 04:13 PM (Gp/Dd)

323
What's More Likely To Happen Before Election Day?

a) Trump Campaign Headquarters to be illegally raided by the shits in the FBI.

b) The Republicans to lose control of the House.

c) The fake bullshit cash-grab "war" in ukraine to end.

d) Massive terror attack in the U.S.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2024 04:13 PM (uaBpT)

324 Is there an aftskin? If not, why not.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

T'ain't much.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2024 04:14 PM (SbJgO)

325 The eclipse was cool.

Posted by: MadamMayhem at April 08, 2024 04:14 PM (4XwPj)

326 Is there an aftskin? If not, why not.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 08, 2024

***
There is. But we can't tell you where it is.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 08, 2024 04:11 PM (J2vNu)

Taint worth talking about

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2024 04:14 PM (FCbAQ)

327 "What's the over/under on how many cats she has?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"

I'd bet lots of good money it is far larger than the number of actual random punchings by MAGA men.

Posted by: Ripley at April 08, 2024 04:14 PM (JojsZ)

328 Tough to fairly judge their physical beauty, as they can't really fit any traditional societal attractiveness norms.
Posted by: Part spelled backwards is at April 08, 2024 04:12 PM (JCZqz)

——————-

It’s the two heads thing, right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 08, 2024 04:14 PM (u73oe)

329 "For sale. Eclipse glasses. Never worn.
Posted by: ..."

Shoulda socked Stevie Wonder.

Posted by: fd at April 08, 2024 04:14 PM (vFG9F)

330 306 I dropped my subscription to Leprosy Today.
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No loss. Their hockey news sucked -- too many faceoffs in the corners.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 08, 2024 04:14 PM (vtyCZ)

331 What's More Likely To Happen Before Election Day?

a) Trump Campaign Headquarters to be illegally raided by the shits in the FBI.

b) The Republicans to lose control of the House.

c) The fake bullshit cash-grab "war" in ukraine to end.

d) Massive terror attack in the U.S.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2024 04:13 PM

Yes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2024 04:14 PM (5sOEG)

332 Yet in winter they don't mind having kids wait for busses long before sun rise?

Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2024 04:14 PM (fwDg9)

333 OT: There's someone at GWP with the handle "Spectrum" spouting the same qanon BS all over again ("the military is totes at war with the WH cabal, hang in their patriots!"). Looks like the fed troll brigades are growing restless.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at April 08, 2024 04:14 PM (snyZJ)

334 T'ain't much.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2024 04:14 PM (SbJgO)

dammit!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2024 04:14 PM (FCbAQ)

335 303 Shaiel Ben-Ephraim
@academic_la

Tragic news: According to Yaron Avraham on Channel 12 Israel news, Hamas has told the mediators that it does not have 40 hostages in the humanitarian category that are still alive. That is a category of women, children, the elderly, and the sick. The number that they say is alive, which is significantly lower, has not been made public. This, of course, is a serious obstacle for the ceasefire talks that seem to be progressing.

https://tinyurl.com/yc5ch2n6
Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2024 04:09 PM (1Yy3c)

Maybe the "ceasefire talks that seem to be progressing" were primarily a means for Israel to get precisely this information.

Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 04:15 PM (o3SCB)

336
I think Trump is saying that what the Supreme Court ruled is law, a novel concept.

Posted by: Auspex at April 08, 2024 04:15 PM (j4U/Z)

337 "For sale. Eclipse glasses. Never worn.
Posted by: ..."

Shoulda socked Stevie Wonder.
Posted by: fd at April 08, 2024 04:14 PM

Whatever man.

Posted by: Zombie Ray Charles at April 08, 2024 04:16 PM (4p0Xq)

338 https://tinyurl.com/23s3zvp7

There's plenty of pictures of them available. Tough to fairly judge their physical beauty, as they can't really fit any traditional societal attractiveness norms.
Posted by: Part spelled backwards is

If I didn't know better, Ackbar, I'd think you and all of your socks are just Paul.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 08, 2024 04:16 PM (9yWhg)

339 Blessings on all the hostages.
Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 04:11 PM (o3SCB)

Those blessing better be in the afterlife because Hamas just basically admitted they're all dead.

Posted by: Robert at April 08, 2024 04:16 PM (1Yy3c)

340 How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2024 04:17 PM (4p0Xq)

341 Commies always split.

Ice axes at 20 paces.

Posted by: 29Victor at April 08, 2024 04:17 PM (wpk+v)

342 But I'm old enough to remember when I would get yelled at for reading books in public.
____

How old IS Amanda Marcotte actually?

Posted by: Obligatory at April 08, 2024 04:17 PM (fs1hN)

343 Can't they all lose?

Posted by: Henry Kissinger at April 08, 2024 04:17 PM (/HDaX)

344 Tough to fairly judge their physical beauty, as they can't really fit any traditional societal attractiveness norms.
Posted by: Part spelled backwards

It would be hugely interesting to me to understand the mental aspects of the twins relationship, who is dominant under what circumstances, etc. Same with physical characteristics - do both feel sensations from the same areas of the body, how do the shared organs work, and on.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 08, 2024 04:18 PM (WXNFJ)

345 gop: as usual, the stupid party
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2024 04:12 PM (B1FKF)

Not stupid. They just hate their constituents.
They'd rather scuttle their chances for a majority than be held to task for not keeping their promises.
They've done it more than once.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2024 04:18 PM (FCbAQ)

346 340 How can you have any pudding if you don't beat your meat.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2024 04:17 PM (4p0Xq)
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He said "eat your meat." I know it's an easy to mishear that, so carry on if you already started working for that pudding.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at April 08, 2024 04:18 PM (snyZJ)

347 342 But I'm old enough to remember when I would get yelled at for reading books in public.
____

How old IS Amanda Marcotte actually?
Posted by: Obligatory at April 08, 2024 04:17 PM (fs1hN)

46… her wiki page, she looks like a tranny, rather badly done…

Posted by: tubal at April 08, 2024 04:19 PM (PCK5/)

348 But I'm old enough to remember when I would get yelled at for reading books in public.
____

How old IS Amanda Marcotte actually?
Posted by: Obligatory at April 08, 2024 04:17 PM (fs1hN)

She is stupid mean and a liar.
Take nothing she says at face value.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 08, 2024 04:19 PM (FCbAQ)

349 I wonder if there are any female Siamese twins who are joined...down there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 08, 2024 04:20 PM (9yWhg)

350 Maybe the "ceasefire talks that seem to be progressing" were primarily a means for Israel to get precisely this information.
Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 04:15 PM (o3SCB)

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This information is worthless. They are f--king liars. It is in their book.
They will never say how many are alive, and I am sure there are some women who they will claim are dead but are not.

Posted by: Adults back in my day at April 08, 2024 04:20 PM (Gp/Dd)

351
That's right, commies will Always eventually in-fight, and it will Always get bitter and violent. The Stalinists hated and killed the Leninists, da?

Commies will do this because their Real Ultimate goal is Total Power For A Very Select Few, and,, below the surface a Commie is just an Extreme Fascist.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2024 04:20 PM (uaBpT)

352 Today Trump tried to destroy the Sun faking a Solar Eclipse , but I along with Angelino from Amtrak saved the world today. Being raised by a Estonian family in Minot AFB in ND where I sat B-52 Nuclear Alert for 50 years with Curtis Lemay I know what to do about things like this.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 08, 2024 04:21 PM (Wb+1f)

353 "Part spelled backwards is...."

Grrr.... Ack!

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 08, 2024 04:21 PM (JCLJi)

354 "But I'm old enough to remember when I would get yelled at for reading books in public.
____

How old IS Amanda Marcotte actually?

Posted by: Obligatory "

That must be from when she was a slave in pre-civil war south. So pretty old.

Posted by: Ripley at April 08, 2024 04:21 PM (JojsZ)

355 "What's More Likely To Happen Before Election Day?"

some things i expect: if it looks like trump will win, people like liz cheney will be all over the place for weeks before the election telling us that if trump becomes president he will be a dictator end of democracy. riots all over after trump wins. biden admin attempts to prevent trump from taking office. riots to prevent the congress from counting the electoral votes with no one arrested or charged with anything.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2024 04:21 PM (B1FKF)

356 This information is worthless. They are f--king liars. It is in their book.
They will never say how many are alive, and I am sure there are some women who they will claim are dead but are not.
Posted by: Adults back in my day at April 08, 2024 04:20 PM (Gp/Dd)

How many of them are pregnant from being raped ?

They are not going to let them go

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2024 04:21 PM (NtVYv)

357 262 All depends on how & how much they are conjoined. The two girls we are talking about? IIRC, two heads and share everything else. (Internal organs)

do their friends call them zaphod?

Posted by: anachronda at April 08, 2024 04:21 PM (v3pYe)

358 The Reverend Big Whoop on the Ten Commandments . . .

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
NEW: 'The View' co-host Whoopi Goldberg suggests that abortion is okay because it was "not mentioned" in the Ten Commandments.

"It's nobody's business. It's you, your doctor, and God. That's who you have to be conversational to. And it's not mentioned in the Big 10."

"God was pretty clear. Here's the stuff that'll make your life better on Earth. Here's the thing, don't lie. 'cause you don't want people lying to you. Don't mess with somebody's wife."

"I think thou shalt not kill, cannot be used as through as the block. Because we allow wars all the time."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 08, 2024 04:22 PM (4pBjt)

359 Telling conjoined women to calm down could get spectacular!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 08, 2024 04:22 PM (a3Q+t)

360 352 Today Trump tried to destroy the Sun faking a Solar Eclipse , but I along with Angelino from Amtrak saved the world today. Being raised by a Estonian family in Minot AFB in ND where I sat B-52 Nuclear Alert for 50 years with Curtis Lemay I know what to do about things like this.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 08, 2024 04:21 PM (Wb+1f)
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Waiting for the spokesmuppet to defend this in front of the WH press corps.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at April 08, 2024 04:22 PM (snyZJ)

361 That is definitely the most fun and satisfying and rewarding article I've read all day.

The best article, though, is today's VDH column, "Is the Great Illusion in Ruins."

https://tinyurl.com/2nwfzuas

Posted by: Splunge at April 08, 2024 04:22 PM (oBPoz)

362 new thread

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 08, 2024 04:23 PM (B1FKF)

363 360 352 Today Trump tried to destroy the Sun faking a Solar Eclipse , but I along with Angelino from Amtrak saved the world today. Being raised by a Estonian family in Minot AFB in ND where I sat B-52 Nuclear Alert for 50 years with Curtis Lemay I know what to do about things like this.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 08, 2024 04:21 PM (Wb+1f)
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Waiting for the spokesmuppet to defend this in front of the WH press corps.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at April 08, 2024 04:22 PM (snyZJ)

He stuttered.

Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 04:23 PM (o3SCB)

364 Nood Letitia James

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 08, 2024 04:24 PM (u73oe)

365 "NEW: 'The View' co-host Whoopi Goldberg suggests that abortion is okay because it was "not mentioned" in the Ten Commandments. "

Neither were taxes so it is OK to not pay them, right?

Posted by: Ripley at April 08, 2024 04:24 PM (JojsZ)

366 325 The eclipse was cool.

eclipse mv > eclipse > nova

Posted by: anachronda at April 08, 2024 04:24 PM (v3pYe)

367 The View on science . . .

Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro
.@ABC host @Sunny Hostin claims Monday's solar eclipse and last week's earthquake were caused by ‘climate change’

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at April 08, 2024 04:24 PM (4pBjt)

368
btw, the fake, illegal, lawless "supreme court" in Brazil punished Bolsinaro for questioning the STOLEN Brazillian election. Bolsinaro was banned from running for office for, I think, 5 years. So, no rematch election.

The brazillian leftists, via the "court," simply removed the most popular opposition candidate from the ballot.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 08, 2024 04:25 PM (uaBpT)

369 Jo changed their name twice in middle school, and the district was slow to correct their name in its databases. As a result, Jo's mother said, Jo "spent most class periods that had substitute teachers in the Student Support Center, because they could not deal with the constant misgendering and deadnaming."

Demonic possession of "Jo.". They = my name is Legion.

Or, his dad should have slapped some sense into "Jo's" mom.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 08, 2024 04:25 PM (pJWtt)

370 acenood

Posted by: m at April 08, 2024 04:26 PM (o3SCB)

371 It is a violation of the seventh commandment to refer to a he as a she, it, or they…

Why? It is a very PUBLIC affirmation of bearing false witness, I.e., lying publically.

If some boy wants to be called Sue, and LEGALLY changes their name, or even asks their buds to call him Sue, that’s fine. But unless it’s a legal name change, no teacher has to buy into the silliness.

And no teacher has to lie just to keep up the satanic farce.

I wish we were in a time where men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

Posted by: Justin Pinochet Castreau at April 08, 2024 04:36 PM (V8yYW)

372 "Jo's father responded by suggesting the boy should be removed from the school or even sent "to Mars."

How very tolerant of him.

Slightly tangentially, just yesterday, my daughter -- who was philosophically ruined by Becker College of MA -- wove a tale of woe about her coworker and the clinic they both recently quit due to "terrible" treatment. But of course, the coworker is "trans" (I looked her up -- she looks like a typical mid-20s lesbian, with bad hair, tats, and an attitude to match) so my daughter's tale was a confusing mess since she insisted on calling her "they" -- so it was difficult to follow if the references were to her (singular person) or the company (a group of people, formerly known as "they.") I held my tongue, but all I kept thinking was how mental instability ought to be a fireable trait.

Posted by: red speck at April 08, 2024 04:49 PM (0Id0S)

373 Alls I wanna know is if the tr@nnies are allowed to call the POCs n!igras, and if the POCs are allowed to call the theys tr@nnies.

Straights can't for either, but do the specials all get a pass?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 08, 2024 05:00 PM (KiBMU)

374 These poor Black and Latino victims of white hate, how dare rich white people stop them from bullying trans kids into oblivion?! So much racism, I am literally shaking.

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 08, 2024 05:15 PM (/QAD2)

375 Holy shit! This is a Tom Sharpe novel in real life!!

Posted by: yoyopg at April 08, 2024 05:35 PM (i6DoE)

376 Monsters versus Aliens

Posted by: BLM v Trans Grudge Match at April 08, 2024 05:50 PM (FxINA)

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