Duane Johnson Regrets Having Endorsed Biden in 2020, Refuses to Do So for 2024

Well he's not black, he's Samoan, but if he were black, and he refused to endorse Biden, then Biden would say "You ain't black."

So either way: He's not black.

WWE legend Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has expressed regret over endorsing Joe Biden in the 2020 presidential election and has refused to back him in 2024. Johnson also voiced his dissatisfaction with the current state of America and the prevailing "woke culture," while not ruling out a potential future run for the White House.
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In a recent interview with Fox News, Johnson admitted that his endorsement of Biden in 2020 was a decision he now regrets, stating that it led to "division." He further stated that he will not be endorsing Biden in the upcoming 2024 election. "The endorsement that I made years ago with Biden was one I thought was the best decision for me at that time," he said. "I realize now going into this election, I will not do that, my goal is to bring this country together."

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Furthermore, Johnson voiced his annoyance with the prevailing "woke culture," stating that it "really bugs" him.

His endorsement of Biden was publicized by Biden and the Gaslight Media to the hilt. I don't think they'll be as keen to publicize this anti-endorsement.

President Joe Biden's recent tardiness to a healthcare event, coupled with his visibly relaxed schedule, has raised questions about his work ethic and the state of his health. The President, who was an hour late to the event, appeared with visible CPAP strap marks on his face, suggesting he had just woken up.

President Biden was an hour late to a healthcare event, which was scheduled for 11 a.m. but didn't start until around noon.
Visible CPAP strap marks on his face suggested that he had just woken up, raising questions about his health and work ethic.
Despite having a relatively light schedule, with no public events on Tuesday and only the Easter Egg Roll on Monday, the President appeared tired and confused during his remarks.

The Gaslight Media is going all out to save their dying-brained fake president, with Politico claiming, get this, that China favors Trump over Biden.

Note that Chinese-intelligence connected "businesses" pumped millions of dollars into the bank accounts of the Biden Crime Family.

"In Politico's Nightly newsletter, Catherine Kim makes a harebrained assertion that China would prefer President Trump to return to the White House," Cheung said. "The same President Trump who made China submit to pro-America trade and tariff regulations, called them out for exporting the Coronavirus that killed millions across the world, and stood tough against Chinese economic aggression throughout his first term."
The Politico report, titled "China's 2024 election play," suggested that China could be aiding efforts to return Trump to the White House. The report cited commentary from Rorry Daniels, managing director of the Asia Society Policy Institute, and Jacob Stokes, a senior fellow at the Center for a New American Security. Both Daniels and Stokes have been criticized by the Trump campaign for their views.
Responding to the report, Cheung accused Politico of being played by Chinese forces and suffering from "Trump Derangement Syndrome".

.@TheRock: “The endorsement that I made years ago with Biden…am I going to do that again this year?

The answer is ‘no.’”pic.twitter.com/jriZnOhVfH
— MxM News (@mxmnews) April 5, 2024

Jesse Watters no mercy:

"Today, Biden overslept and was late to an 11:00 am speech. He didn't show up until an hour later. If you look closely, you can see the CPAP creases on his face. If he has a creasy face at noon, he just got out of bed."pic.twitter.com/nPWOghmk2E
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) April 4, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:00 PM

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1 Notice that he stops short of endorsing Trump.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2024 12:01 PM (QNSds)

2 1st again

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 05, 2024 12:02 PM (JMAcK)

3 Ugg, took too long to right "again"

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 05, 2024 12:02 PM (JMAcK)

4 The Rock is no Jesse Ventura.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2024 12:02 PM (0eaVi)

5 Can you imagine the staffers and Secret Service people drawing straws to see who gets to go and wake biden up from his naps.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2024 12:02 PM (QNSds)

6 Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is as black as Kanela Harris.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 05, 2024 12:03 PM (VMSDU)

7 Nothing really gets done before noon anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2024 12:03 PM (Q4IgG)

8 We don't live in the republic our founders created.

We live in an oligarchy that wears its skin suit.

Biden is just a more obvious figurehead than the previous ones.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 05, 2024 12:03 PM (JMAcK)

9 Good afternoon Ace
A crack showing to dump Sundowner?

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2024 12:04 PM (+qhWd)

10 Ugh. "Woken up." I suppose it's too much to ask for people paid to write to remember the word "awakened."

Posted by: Catherine at April 05, 2024 12:05 PM (ZSsrh)

11 Visible CPAP strap marks on his face suggested that he had just woken up, raising questions about his health and work ethic.

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He has a stutter!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 05, 2024 12:06 PM (2UnvF)

12 Biden is going to struggle to live to election day.

PS.... FJB

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 05, 2024 12:06 PM (qZdIZ)

13 The Rock is at best half Samoan. He was born in California. His mother has some claim to Samoan ancestry. His dad was black and Irish.

He had no business making any endorsement of any candidate. He's an entertainer. He's not a deep thinker or political animal. I don't give a shit who he votes for. That being said, he must really have buyer's remorse on Joey Shitbrains if he's publicly un-endorsing him.

Oh and I like the Rock. I like his movies and give the guy credit for turning a dumb, fake wrestling persona into a billion-dollar movie juggernaut. Still don't care who he votes for, though.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 05, 2024 12:06 PM (iFTx/)

14 And anyone who didn't know China "favors" Biden ain't payin' attention.

Posted by: Catherine at April 05, 2024 12:07 PM (ZSsrh)

15 How much would you pay to see transcripts of the "tense" phone call between Biden and Bibby?

Posted by: toddg at April 05, 2024 12:07 PM (AXJ6N)

16 Ugh. "Woken up." I suppose it's too much to ask for people paid to write to remember the word "awakened."
Posted by: Catherine at April 05, 2024 12:05 PM (ZSsrh)

They only attended journalism school, not a real school.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2024 12:07 PM (0eaVi)

17 Hmmm, his next movie bombed, even before it was filmed.

- The objective press

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 05, 2024 12:07 PM (lTGtQ)

18 Perhaps it escaped your attention, but Trump said pussy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 05, 2024 12:07 PM (2UnvF)

19 You ain't black.

Well he's not black, he's Samoan, but if he were black, and he refused to endorse Biden, then Biden would say "You ain't black."

So either way: He's not black.
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LOL

Strong start, Ace.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:07 PM (HnUIn)

20 The mask is cheaper than an complete oxygen chamber for Biden, ala Michael Jackson...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:08 PM (ynpvh)

21 Can you imagine the staffers and Secret Service people drawing straws to see who gets to go and wake biden up from his naps.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2024 12:02 PM (QNSds)

If missiles were headed towards NY, they'd go through 25degrees of arc before the handlers could even get him awake. Meanwhile the dude carrying the football would be just shake his head wondering how the hell he go this duty.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2024 12:08 PM (W/lyH)

22 Re young lady brushing something off of Bronco body mentioned in last thread

Would even three people care if that was a man in the same clip?

Figured out why she's the monetized online face of the shop yet?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 05, 2024 12:08 PM (6Gcwb)

23 In a recent interview with Fox News, Johnson admitted that his endorsement of Biden in 2020 was a decision he now regrets, stating that it led to "division." He further stated that he will not be endorsing Biden in the upcoming 2024 election. "The endorsement that I made years ago with Biden was one I thought was the best decision for me at that time," he said. ...
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So the endorsement brought division to *him* and he regrets it, or Biden helped divide the country even more, and he regrets *that?*

That's a fairly important distinction, and I have no idea which he means.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:09 PM (HnUIn)

24 The mask is cheaper than an complete oxygen chamber for Biden, ala Michael Jackson...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:08 PM (ynpvh)

The Biden in the plastic bubble.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2024 12:09 PM (0eaVi)

25 Johnson also voiced his dissatisfaction with the current state of America and the prevailing "woke culture," while not ruling out a potential future run for the White House.

Come to daddy.

Posted by: Idiocracy at April 05, 2024 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

26 The amazing thing is that in the pictures of Biden with Bernie, Bernie looks much more vigorous. Imagine that, you're feeble next to Bernie.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2024 12:09 PM (CsUN+)

27 Huh? Wha?

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at April 05, 2024 12:09 PM (YAtuc)

28
President Joe Biden's recent tardiness to a healthcare event

Retardiness is a better more fitting word.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2024 12:09 PM (RKVpM)

29 I dunno, I think this is more than CPAP. The White House freely admits to Biden using CPAP, so that and the very deep, very persistent facial lines suggests to me this is more. This motherfucker is probably placed in cryostasis every night, or at the best least some deep coma-like sleep.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 05, 2024 12:09 PM (iFTx/)

30 The Rock is still a dumbass

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 05, 2024 12:09 PM (r7v6X)

31 His dad was black and Irish.
____

His dad is Phil Lynott?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 05, 2024 12:09 PM (fs1hN)

32 Visible CPAP strap marks on his face suggested that he had just woken up, raising questions about his health and work ethic.
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His work ethic has never been in question. It sucks and always has.

Being an old dotard who can't stay awake is comparatively new, but not absolutely new.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:10 PM (HnUIn)

33 That's a fairly important distinction, and I have no idea which he means.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:09 PM (HnUIn)

Gives him an out if he gets pushback.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2024 12:10 PM (0eaVi)

34 It's still a virtue signal to tell people who you voted for... as long as it's not Trump. Pulling back on that, as in having "buyer's remorse" is not going to get anyone, including "The Rock" off my shit list.

Most people with a pulse knew *biden was garbage, corrupt and senile before the election.

Nobody should get a pass for endorsing him or voting for him.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2024 12:10 PM (Q4IgG)

35 Time to start running the articles about how senile Donald Trump is again!

Posted by: The Mainstream Media! at April 05, 2024 12:10 PM (YAtuc)

36 The Politico report, titled "China's 2024 election play," suggested that China could be aiding efforts to return Trump to the White House.
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Color me unconvinced.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:11 PM (HnUIn)

37 Notice that he stops short of endorsing Trump.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2024 12:01 PM (QNSds)

He still wants to make movies, go to Hollywood parties, etc.

Listen to all of his back-shoveling his decision to back Biden previously.

With the very mild I'm not going to back him like I did last time.

That's how far his leash extends.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 05, 2024 12:11 PM (nFnyb)

38 ‘Duane Johnson… Refuses to Do So for 2024’

You know. I thought he looked a little whiter than usual recently.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 05, 2024 12:11 PM (jbnUc)

39 "Still don't care who he votes for, though."

But it would be nice to have a wave of Hollywooders come out and denounce Biden, maybe even endorse Border Control Trump. (but Hollywood keeps their hopes up for China profits, like much of BigCorp)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 05, 2024 12:12 PM (Cus5s)

40 He had no business making any endorsement of any candidate. He's an entertainer. He's not a deep thinker or political animal. I don't give a shit who he votes for. That being said, he must really have buyer's remorse on Joey Shitbrains if he's publicly un-endorsing him.

Oh and I like the Rock. I like his movies and give the guy credit for turning a dumb, fake wrestling persona into a billion-dollar movie juggernaut. Still don't care who he votes for, though.

I can't tell if Johnson is saying he won't endorse Biden or he just won't make an endorsement.

Either way, he's an extremely likeable guy (at least that's his persona), and from what I've read, he maintains an absolutely brutal diet and workout regimen. That isn't easy at 51, so he's disciplined and dedicated. I respect him for that.

However, I have zero interest in who he endorses.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2024 12:12 PM (CsUN+)

41 Wouldn't mind seeing a gradual the suddenly campaign to ditch Sundowner, but then been predicting that anyway.

Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2024 12:13 PM (+qhWd)

42 When you’ve lost The Rock…..

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2024 12:13 PM (gZ3KO)

43 Willowed:
BruceWayne:
Any word on the doggo?
Posted by: IrishEi

Exactly what you said!! Thank the lord! We admitted her for the weekend so they can handle getting her to potty and all that. Plus she's diabetic so just easier for them to be able to monitor that if she's isn't eating. But SOOOOOO much better news than I expected. We had all the other family dogs in the car at the vet in case it was time.
Posted by: BruceWayne at April

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 05, 2024 12:13 PM (qZvE8)

44 If The Rock voted for that POS the first time, all I can say is that his brain is a rock.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2024 12:13 PM (mupln)

45 My dad had marks like that on his face before he passed, but he wasn't on CPAP, it was an oxygen tank.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2024 12:13 PM (MeG8a)

46 Notice that he stops short of endorsing Trump.....
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2024 12:01 PM (QNSds)

He endorsed Biden. He's either a Democrat, an idiot, or both. I'd say that he's an entertainer and, as such, should keep his gob shut but...

He's very rich, part of the "elite". As such, it's likely that he wants to bring America together but not in a way which will positively impact most actual Americans.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2024 12:13 PM (nR2nR)

47 Too much D-Ball shrank The Rock's brain and testes.

Lay off the juice!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 05, 2024 12:13 PM (R/m4+)

48 I still think an oxygen mask is more likely than a CPAP.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 05, 2024 12:13 PM (UJJWg)

49 Can you imagine the staffers and Secret Service people drawing straws to see who gets to go and wake biden up from his naps.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2024 12:02 PM (QNSds)

If missiles were headed towards NY, they'd go through 25degrees of arc before the handlers could even get him awake. Meanwhile the dude carrying the football would be just shake his head wondering how the hell he go this duty.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2024 12:08 PM

Yep, kind of like when they refused to wake Mister hilter up for the Normandy invasion. They lost critical hours because they were afraid to wake him up to get his permission to move troops to counter the invasion.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2024 12:14 PM (QNSds)

50 Poor celebs. Must be torture not knowing which way their image consultants will tell them to go.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2024 12:14 PM (3aLWR)

51 I'm pretty much 100% Irish hillbilly but if I was part Irish and part black I would say "Shillelagh! Bitch!" all the time and just crack myself up.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 05, 2024 12:14 PM (Y6IkP)

52 When you’ve lost The Rock…..
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2024 12:13 PM (gZ3KO)

Someone gives you pancakes?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 05, 2024 12:14 PM (0eaVi)

53 Gotta be honest. I want Trump because I like a challenge. Can I get everything I want and more from Biden? Obviously. But it's like beating Obama in a game of H-O-R-S-E. At some point you want to move on to an actual basketball player.

Posted by: Winnie the Ji at April 05, 2024 12:14 PM (6z76J)

54 "Today, Biden overslept and was late to an 11:00 am speech. He didn't show up until an hour later. If you look closely, you can see the CPAP creases on his face. If he has a creasy face at noon, he just got out of bed."

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He has more energy than most 22 year old men!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:15 PM (FVME7)

55

Former Defense Secretary Mark Esper told HBO host Bill Maher he will not be voting for former President Donald Trump: "The number one attribute that you will see anybody coming into the administration will be loyalty, and not to the Constitution but to him... I believe that he's a threat to democracy and we should be very mindful of that. There’s no way I’ll vote for Trump, but every day that Trump does something crazy, the door to voting for Biden opens a little bit more, and that’s where I’m at."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2024 12:15 PM (63Dwl)

56 I dunno, I think this is more than CPAP. The White House freely admits to Biden using CPAP, so that and the very deep, very persistent facial lines suggests to me this is more. This motherfucker is probably placed in cryostasis every night, or at the best least some deep coma-like sleep.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 05, 2024 12:09 PM

My wife uses a cpap and never has lines on her face. Either he is using it wrong or like you said, it's something different.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2024 12:15 PM (QNSds)

57 Well, that might just be the end of Johnson's Hollywood career.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 05, 2024 12:15 PM (bhRsz)

58 "Pain and Gain" is a pretty wild Rock movie.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 05, 2024 12:15 PM (MvF+J)

59 He could be taking supplemental oxygen even while he's awake.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 05, 2024 12:15 PM (UJJWg)

60 The Politico report, titled "China's 2024 election play," suggested that China could be aiding efforts to return Trump to the White House.

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No US president has been harsher on China than Donald Trump. So yeah, they want him back in office. Uh-huh...

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2024 12:16 PM (mupln)

61 Posted by: BruceWayne at April 05, 2024 12:13 PM (qZvE

~~~~~

That's great news! I'm so glad.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 05, 2024 12:16 PM (3ImbR)

62 51 I'm pretty much 100% Irish hillbilly but if I was part Irish and part black I would say "Shillelagh! Bitch!" all the time and just crack myself up.

yeah, but you'd pronounce it "shillizzle"

Posted by: anachronda at April 05, 2024 12:16 PM (v3pYe)

63 Well, that might just be the end of Johnson's Hollywood career.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 05, 2024 12:15 PM (bhRsz)
++++
He is one of Hollywood's last masculine and charismatic actors who can pull an audience.

They might not like it, but he'll be fine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:16 PM (HnUIn)

64 Felt like I was listening to Obama.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 05, 2024 12:16 PM (a1415)

65 The Rock has been endorsed by David French.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 05, 2024 12:16 PM (KSNKu)

66 Big Oil - bad
Big Tobacco - bad
Big Corporations - bad
Big Denim - bad

Big Government - good

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2024 12:01 PM (RKVpM)

Big Gov't: Biggest killer of people. So VERY good!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Big Government compassion -very good

https://shorturl.at/biQS6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:17 PM (FVME7)

67 Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? I can. It's fear. He done screwed up, endorsing the Dementia Patient and the terrorist group, BLM. Now he's trying to walk it back. Too bad he wasn't content to earn boxes of money being an entertainer. But, noooo, he had to insert his ideology and political opinions. Because we care about that? Um. No.

Posted by: Wyoannie at April 05, 2024 12:17 PM (cwq7b)

68 >>Note that Chinese-intelligence connected "businesses" pumped millions of dollars into the bank accounts of the Biden Crime Family.

Mitch "Dribbles" McConnell Leader of The GOP: Now.. Now.. I say.. I say... Hold on son, that ain't no smoking gun, and besides, we tryin' to fight off all of these isolationists... nothing is more important now than Ukraine, NOTHING.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2024 12:17 PM (XV/Pl)

69 In the game of Rock, Paper, Dipshit, Rock no longer covers Dipshit.

Posted by: Wally at April 05, 2024 12:17 PM (6z76J)

70 A crack showing to dump Sundowner?
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2024 12:04 PM (+qhWd)

He has, essentially, all the delegates which were voted for. How do you get rid of him? "Suddenly" discover that he's senile?

Then you're stuck with Harris. Get rid of her? For whom? You think you've got problems with minorities now... dump the "black" woman off the ticket.

Further... they're planning on cheating in November. This isn't news, they cheat every election, but it means that they don't want anyone thinking about things too much, questioning things too much.

Short of death, their opportunity to dump Biden has passed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2024 12:17 PM (nR2nR)

71 I just find it hilarious that mushbrains shows up to an event with CPAP strap marks on his face…. Though I gotta say it’s not obvious to me from the Jesse Watters photos. But I have zero experience with CPAP so what do I know…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2024 12:17 PM (gZ3KO)

72 My wife uses a cpap and never has lines on her face. Either he is using it wrong or like you said, it's something different.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2024 12:15 PM (QNSds)

=====

My husband uses one and he has lines on his face for a good couple of hours after getting up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2024 12:18 PM (DRSnL)

73 Who did Rock endorse? Or is he gonna sit this one out...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 05, 2024 12:18 PM (MeG8a)

74 I believe that he's a threat to democracy
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 05, 2024 12:15 PM (63Dwl)

I kind of really do not like this democracy. 37% inflation since Jan 21. 10 million illegal rapist and killers that suck half a trillion dollars out of my pockets. Lady Boy Admiral (ITS A DICK) Levine.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2024 12:18 PM (ENQN6)

75 Doesn't mean he endorses Trump. Just means Biden is such a dumpster fire that it's damaging to people's image to support him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2024 12:18 PM (3aLWR)

76 Here is a recent image of Biden as they try to remove the CPAP marks.

https://mubi.com/en/us/films/brazil

Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2024 12:18 PM (CsUN+)

77 ... Just means Biden is such a dumpster fire that it's damaging to people's image to support him.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 05, 2024 12:18 PM (3aLWR)
++++
Yup.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:19 PM (HnUIn)

78 Hilarity in Portland!

Oregon has a high state income tax (as opposed to adjacent Washington, which has no state income tax).

Portland's county, prodded by the Democratic Socialists of America, decided to fund "pre-school for all" via a tax only on "rich people" - you pay 1.5% on income over 200k (filing jointly), and 3% on income over 400k.

The first year of the tax, in 2021, 80% of the preschool tax was paid for by 6,100 filthy rich tax filers reporting incomes of more than 500K.

The second year, 2022, the number of filthy rich tax filers dropped to 4,900, and preschool tax receipts from that group fell by a quarter.

In just one year.

Who could have predicted such a thing?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 05, 2024 12:19 PM (YAtuc)

79 Here is a recent image of Biden as they try to remove the CPAP marks.

https://mubi.com/en/us/films/brazil
Posted by: Archimedes at April 05, 2024 12:18 PM (CsUN+)
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LOL.Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:19 PM (HnUIn)

80 I dunno, I think this is more than CPAP. The White House freely admits to Biden using CPAP, so that and the very deep, very persistent facial lines suggests to me this is more. This motherfucker is probably placed in cryostasis every night, or at the best least some deep coma-like sleep.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 05, 2024 12:09 PM

Whatever it is, I hope it's painful.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 05, 2024 12:19 PM (bhRsz)

81
Joey was up all night managing the newest Netenyahoo mess and securing an additional 300,000 $20/hr jobs for the soaring U.S. economy. Then staff meetings, a workout, saying the Rosary for Beau, and making sure no grocery store price gouging happens while forgiving unfair student debt and making prescription drugs affordable.

And you knock him for a 20 minute nap.

Shame.

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2024 12:19 PM (j4U/Z)

82 If missiles were headed towards NY, they'd go through 25degrees of arc before the handlers could even get him awake. Meanwhile the dude carrying the football would be just shake his head wondering how the hell he go this duty.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2024 12:08 PM (W/lyH)

If missiles were headed towards anywhere on the coast then they're likely coming from a sub and there's only a few minutes between launch and boom.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2024 12:20 PM (nR2nR)

83 Doesn't matter. The senile meat puppet will get 90 million "votes" this time around, but there won't be any fraud. No sirree...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at April 05, 2024 12:20 PM (E0Ivz)

84 I doubt the White House staff wakes *biden up for anything. It's apparent they're running the administration and the country without his input.

$100 says he has no clue there was an earthquake in NJ this morning. No clue what the deal is with Ukraine joining NATO. No idea what his poll numbers are. No idea how to dress himself.

I get that he's the nominal figurehead of the junta, but the truth is, he ain't running shit. That's the scary part.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2024 12:20 PM (Q4IgG)

85 @47

>>Too much D-Ball shrank The Rock's brain and testes.Lay off the juice!

He's a pretty big guy naturally and it wouldn't take much to get to that physique.

Probably a moderate 12 week on/12 week off cycle. Followed by some solid post cycle therapy.

Or more than likely, he's been on "TRT" with his doctor for decades.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 05, 2024 12:20 PM (XV/Pl)

86 Big Government - good

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2024 12:01 PM (RKVpM)

Big Gov't: Biggest killer of people. So VERY good!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Big Government compassion -very good

https://shorturl.at/biQS6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:17 PM (FVME7)

Compassion
Favors illegal invaders over war vets.
Grants gun rights to felonist.
Cut dicks and tits off children.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 05, 2024 12:20 PM (ENQN6)

87 In the game of Rock, Paper, Dipshit, Rock no longer covers Dipshit.
Posted by: Wally at April 05, 2024 12:17 PM (6z76J)

Thread winner LoL

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2024 12:20 PM (gZ3KO)

88 BREAKING! From Clown World!

New York Post
@nypost
Justice Department sues Utah after transgender inmate ‘removed her own testicles’

https://shorturl.at/bmv79

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:21 PM (FVME7)

89 Looking forward to the CNN and ABC hit pieces on The Rock. Specifically trashing him for how his first marriage ended.

Oh, and he's going to get audited by the IRS too.

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 05, 2024 12:21 PM (i7Q7S)

90 In related news: Biden overslept a scheduled 11 am event.

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His schedule normally only consists of the Presidential Daily Brief -- after he's firehosed out of his bed in the basement and then unhandcuffed from the radiator -- which is basically an iPhone with 64 bytes of memory containing the greatest speeches of Barack Obama and Neil Kinnock.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 05, 2024 12:21 PM (T+3uD)

91 "Study reveals that the first time you wear your jeans it's the same as driving 6.4 miles."
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I know this is made up claptrap about even more made up claptrap and not worth giving a moment to, but I just want to say that the act of wearing your jeans can not in any reality be equivalent to any such thing. Unless that thing does and means absolutely nothing.

The jeans are already made. This is some truly effervescent Magical Bullshit.

Posted by: ... at April 05, 2024 12:21 PM (4VBfN)

92 59 He could be taking supplemental oxygen even while he's awake.

right. now i'm imagine biden decked out with the nitrous oxide rig used by the dentist in the well-known documentary "little shop of horrors".

Posted by: anachronda at April 05, 2024 12:22 PM (v3pYe)

93 Then you're stuck with Harris. Get rid of her? For whom? You think you've got problems with minorities now... dump the "black" woman off the ticket.

Further... they're planning on cheating in November. This isn't news, they cheat every election, but it means that they don't want anyone thinking about things too much, questioning things too much.

Short of death, their opportunity to dump Biden has passed.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2024 12:17 PM (nR2nR)

Not to mention the fact that Harris makes idiotic statements at least as often as Biden does.

The latest example is her telling a reporter, in that stupid voice of hers, that it was just a couple of years ago that brackets were created for women's college basketball (they have in fact had a tournament since 1982).

Posted by: Dr. T at April 05, 2024 12:22 PM (bhRsz)

94 More Big Government compassion!

FDA to allow anonymous gay men to donate sperm as long as their risk of spreading HIV is low

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:22 PM (FVME7)

95
OUT: Easter Egg Roll
IN: Chinese Egg Roll

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2024 12:22 PM (wtvvX)

96 Rocky Johnson was my favorite WWF wrastler.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 05, 2024 12:22 PM (KAi1n)

97 LOL

Clown show.

Every policy decision FJB makes is wrong.
Every. Single. One.

Also, local news is telling me 30% of Americans don't know that staring into an eclipse without protection might hurt your eyes. Where are you, SMOD?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 05, 2024 12:22 PM (ufFY8)

98 Mark Esper might be dumber than Joe Biden

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2024 12:23 PM (gZ3KO)

99 The jeans are already made. This is some truly effervescent Magical Bullshit.
Posted by: ... at April 05, 2024 12:21 PM (4VBfN)
++++
Yup. Wear them more and the average will go down. Like I said on the last thread:

... the follow-on is that, even with washing your jeans coming it at the equivalent (insert questionable math here) of some tiny fraction of a mile, each subsequent wear reduces the average as it approaches the maintenance minimum.

So like all things in the crazy mixed-up and deceitful world of environmentalism, the truly best way to "go green" is not to sweat production and transport but rather buy the most durability you can and keep your goods in service for as long as possible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:23 PM (HnUIn)

100 A crack showing to dump Sundowner?
Posted by: Skip at April 05, 2024 12:04 PM (+qhWd)

Because The Rock doesn't like him?

Posted by: ... at April 05, 2024 12:23 PM (4VBfN)

101 If you have strap marks on your face from your cpap, your cpap doesn’t fit correctly and is too tight.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 05, 2024 12:23 PM (/gTA+)

102 "Study reveals that the first time you wear your jeans it's the same as driving 6.4 miles."

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The solution is simple: drive nude.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:23 PM (FVME7)

103 thank god for late sleepers. i've heard the germans couldn't act on d-day because hitler didn't get up till like 11 am.

but trump is like hitler so i guess it's okay for biden to sleep late.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 05, 2024 12:23 PM (B1FKF)

104 Wait, am I hearing that right? A crazy person with external indicators of crazy did something crazy and it's someone else's - and probably someone who pointed out that the dude is crazy - fault?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 05, 2024 12:24 PM (6Gcwb)

105 Justice Department sues Utah after transgender inmate ‘removed her own testicles’

https://shorturl.at/bmv79
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:21 PM

O.K, I am really not sure who to root for here.

Posted by: Minnfdiel at April 05, 2024 12:24 PM (Ag7IE)

106 I'm pretty much 100% Irish hillbilly but if I was part Irish and part black I would say "Shillelagh! Bitch!" all the time and just crack myself up.
---------
Well, they are made of blackthorn.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 05, 2024 12:24 PM (vtyCZ)

107 CPAP. Joe is a pap smear.

Posted by: Minnfdiel at April 05, 2024 12:24 PM (Ag7IE)

108 FDA to allow anonymous gay men to donate sperm as long as their risk of spreading HIV is low
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:22 PM (FVME7)

Because of there's anyone with a low risk of spreading HIV, it's an anonymous gay man.

WHAT

Posted by: ... at April 05, 2024 12:24 PM (4VBfN)

109 >>>Joey was up all night managing the newest Netenyahoo mess and securing an additional 300,000 $20/hr jobs for the soaring U.S. economy. Then staff meetings, a workout, saying the Rosary for Beau, and making sure no grocery store price gouging happens while forgiving unfair student debt and making prescription drugs affordable.

Not to mention finding some 10-year-old girls to shower with.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 05, 2024 12:25 PM (bhRsz)

110 90 then unhandcuffed from the radiator -- which is basically an iPhone with 64 bytes of memory containing the greatest speeches of Barack Obama and Neil Kinnock

core memory. made out of wintergreen lifesavers.

Posted by: anachronda at April 05, 2024 12:25 PM (v3pYe)

111 Visible CPAP strap marks on his face suggested that he had just woken up, raising questions about his health and work ethic.

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He has a stutter!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 05, 2024 12:06 PM (2UnvF)

Wouldn't the straps of a ball gag leave the same sort of creases? Maybe he just came for a vigorous pegging session with Kameltoe?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 12:25 PM (tkR6S)

112
New York Post
@nypost
Justice Department sues Utah after transgender inmate ‘removed her own testicles’

That takes balls.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2024 12:25 PM (RKVpM)

113 Short of death, their opportunity to dump Biden has passed.
===
The good news is he is very fragile. Nobody would second guess death by natural causes. The bad news is that won't work for Kamala. We'll have to get her drunk and behind the wheel of a tesla, adjacent to a pond, about 7 feet deep.

Posted by: Uniparty Mission Control at April 05, 2024 12:25 PM (hVZkm)

114 re 101: maybe dr jill holds a pillow over his face to make sure the cpap doesn't leak

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 05, 2024 12:25 PM (B1FKF)

115 I'd like to know the numbers based on pre 2000s jeans that would last decades and not the modern spandex crap that I refuse to buy.

I don't need or want yoga pants on men, clothing manufacturers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 05, 2024 12:25 PM (6Gcwb)

116 106 I'm pretty much 100% Irish hillbilly but if I was part Irish and part black I would say "Shillelagh! Bitch!" all the time and just crack myself up.
---------
Well, they are made of blackthorn.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 05, 2024 12:24 PM (vtyCZ)

Erin Go Brogh?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2024 12:26 PM (wtvvX)

117 If you have strap marks on your face from your cpap, your cpap doesn’t fit correctly and is too tight.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 05, 2024 12:23 PM (/gTA+)

=====

I'm pretty sure my husband is having some edema issues. The other day he was sitting with his knee pressed against the coffee table and it made a dent that took a few hours to go away.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2024 12:26 PM (DRSnL)

118 >>>Joey was up all night managing the newest Netenyahoo mess and securing an additional 300,000 $20/hr jobs for the soaring U.S. economy

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We don't need more minimum wage jobs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 05, 2024 12:26 PM (6Gcwb)

119 Stacey Bell, some black chick with a nice rack and definitely a One, is trying to sell me a high tech scale that supposedly gives me 12 different measurements.

Where is MILFy Julie Moran today?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 05, 2024 12:26 PM (ufFY8)

120 Look, guys. Here's the thing. We need to go easy on Joey. I know, it's not easy. It's a target rich environment. But do we really want him replaced on the ticket before Nov.?

Posted by: Minnfdiel at April 05, 2024 12:26 PM (Ag7IE)

121 Nikki Haley is gonna be the keynote speaker at CPAP.

Posted by: ... at April 05, 2024 12:27 PM (4VBfN)

122 Biden has been such a terrible president that even people that under past Democrats would have been insulated from their policies are noticing they no longer are.

They are in a tough spot though because remember Trump said the word pussy.

I mean...that's a dilemma isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2024 12:27 PM (ibTVg)

123 Short of death, their opportunity to dump Biden has passed.
===
The good news is he is very fragile. Nobody would second guess death by natural causes. The bad news is that won't work for Kamala. We'll have to get her drunk and behind the wheel of a tesla, adjacent to a pond, about 7 feet deep.

Posted by: Uniparty Mission Control at April 05, 2024 12:25 PM

If he goes down hard it's over for him. At his age I am amazed that he didn't break a hip when he fell at the Academy graduation last year. Even with his "Jimmy" shoes he can still take a hard fall. And I am willing to bet that we will no longer be able to see him on the stairs of Air Force 1, even the baby stairs. They are going to keep the public away from seeing that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2024 12:28 PM (QNSds)

124 I am Testikles -- King of Farta!

Happy Greek Independence Day!

This is SHARTA!!!!

Posted by: joey biden at April 05, 2024 12:28 PM (vtyCZ)

125 Re young lady brushing something off of Bronco body mentioned in last thread

Would even three people care if that was a man in the same clip?

Figured out why she's the monetized online face of the shop yet?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 05, 2024 12:08 PM (6Gcwb)

It's kind of refreshing that she takes an interest in such things, or even pretends to take an interest.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 12:28 PM (tkR6S)

126
Chrissie Moran > Julie Moran

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2024 12:28 PM (RKVpM)

127 and if china wants trump to win, it's because they think a trump victory will lead to a real insurrection and the country will collapse. xi can hardly wait to send troops to help liberate carifornia

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 05, 2024 12:29 PM (B1FKF)

128 If he goes down hard it's over for him. At his age I am amazed that he didn't break a hip when he fell at the Academy graduation last year. Even with his "Jimmy" shoes he can still take a hard fall. And I am willing to bet that we will no longer be able to see him on the stairs of Air Force 1, even the baby stairs. They are going to keep the public away from seeing that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2024 12:28 PM (QNSds)
++++
I don't know why they don't just claim he had an injury and put him in a wheelchair.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:29 PM (HnUIn)

129 If you have strap marks on your face from your cpap, your cpap doesn’t fit correctly and is too tight.
Posted by: Jen the original

Yes. When I first started wearing one, the straps were so tight that they squeezed my head so much that I vomited the next morning.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 05, 2024 12:29 PM (9yWhg)

130 "Every policy decision FJB makes is wrong.
Every. Single. One."

or designed to weaken/destroy USA --
and/or enrich donors, foreign and domestic.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 05, 2024 12:29 PM (Cus5s)

131 Since this thread is Movie Adjacent-

I'd like to mention the weird failure of Imagination in "The First Omen" right out of the box.

The most shocking and memorable moment of the original "The Omen" ( beyond the decapitation) was the reveal that-

Damien's mother had been a jackal. And Thorn's(?) had been murdered at birth.

A fantastic scene and a great way to explain just how out of the norm the Antichrist is.

In "The First Omen", they throw all of that away, for a "Rosemary's Baby-style plot because...and you're going to love this...it's more logical. And correct the weakest part of OG Omen.

Really? In a movie dealing with supernatural evil, what's most important is logic???

I understand why the makers changed the plot from the greatest and most salient scene in "The Omen". It's tough to make a movie about a jackal getting raped by Satan.

I haven't seen it but it has all of the hallmarks of current Hollywood lameness. The birth of Damien's twin girl boss sister, who escapes with Mom. Extreme focus of "the horror of birth" and babies. The Catholic Church, those evil bastards, are cooperating with Satan to bring forth the Antichrist. Etc.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 05, 2024 12:29 PM (nFnyb)

132 That takes balls.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2024 12:25 PM (RKVpM)

/Golf clap

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2024 12:29 PM (ibTVg)

133 It's kind of refreshing that she takes an interest in such things, or even pretends to take an interest.

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Ha.

That's probably exactly why porn / onlyfans exists.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 05, 2024 12:30 PM (6Gcwb)

134 When I first started wearing one, the straps were so tight that they squeezed my head so much that I vomited the next morning.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 05, 2024 12:29 PM (9yWhg)

And isn't this really the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: ... at April 05, 2024 12:30 PM (4VBfN)

135 Notice that he stops short of endorsing Trump.....
Posted by: Mister Scott

"he endorsement that I made years ago with Biden was one I thought was the best decision for me at that time," he said.

There's your answer

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 05, 2024 12:30 PM (JkCto)

136 90% of Joe's face is made by DuPont. I doubt there's much real tissue left. His "skin" doesn't bounce back from CPAP marks as quickly as a normal face.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 05, 2024 12:31 PM (mupln)

137 "Every policy decision FJB makes is wrong.
Every. Single. One."

You could argue almost every decision the US government has made since the fall of communism was the wrong one...at least for the people of the US.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2024 12:31 PM (ibTVg)

138 I will defend Dwayne's right to say who he endorses and what he desires (the presidency); but, he's probably not influencing my vote unless he ups his political stature, a lot.
That stature better say something about illegals, the rot of the 3 letter agencies, the administrative state, and funding the aspirations of the mil/industrial complex.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 05, 2024 12:31 PM (1G6Nx)

139 Lol: Adam Schiff Worried Trump Will Throw Him in Prison

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From your laptop to God's tablet!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:31 PM (FVME7)

140 It's tough to make a movie about a jackal getting raped by Satan.
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Come on, this is no time for folk singing!

Posted by: ... at April 05, 2024 12:31 PM (4VBfN)

141 I woke up last night wondering who Duane Johnson was going to vote for, and to take a leak, but mostly to take a leak.

But anyway.

Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2024 12:32 PM (o2ZRX)

142 Wasn't the left running around arguing that The Rock was someone that they could replace Biden with?

If they had any consistency him getting off Team Biden would hurt...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2024 12:32 PM (ibTVg)

143 We don't need more minimum wage jobs.
-------
McJobs!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 05, 2024 12:33 PM (vtyCZ)

144 huh: her last name is now 'outlaw' (husband's name)

Crissy Moran is a Christian public speaker who is a former American pornographic actress. She began working in adult entertainment in 1999, and between 2001 and 2006 had performed in over 50 adult films. In 2006, Moran became a devout Christian and quit working in the adult industry.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 05, 2024 12:33 PM (B1FKF)

145 This post just reminds me how bad the CGI was in The Scorpion King.

Posted by: spindrift at April 05, 2024 12:33 PM (OguvZ)

146 CPAP straps visible, indicating that he was recently abed.

However, and this is just a thought that perhaps more knowledgeable Morons can add to, but could more than just positive air pressure be put into the mix?
Could sleepy Joe be getting a higher amount of oxygen also? Could he be also getting aerosolized doses of medicine that would make him appear more alert or normal?

He may need a breathing treatment before these public appearances because the intraveneous injections are too risky.

Just a thought. Whadda youse guys think?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 05, 2024 12:33 PM (FCbAQ)

147 Nikki Haley is gonna be the keynote speaker at CPAP.
Posted by: ... at

Attempted image repair.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 05, 2024 12:33 PM (JkCto)

148 >>>Can you imagine the staffers and Secret Service people drawing straws to see who gets to go and wake biden up from his naps.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2024 12:02 PM (QNSds)

I expect awakening Joe is part of the job description of the Worst Job in Recorded History: Being Joe's 'body man'. The current unfortunate guy is Jacob Speyer. He replaced Stephen Goepfert in August, 2022, when Goepfert left the White House for a job in the Department of Transportation.

Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2024 12:34 PM (5fDan)

149 143 We don't need more minimum wage jobs.
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McJobs!!!
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 05, 2024 12:33 PM (vtyCZ)

It always amused me that the chattering class assholes who deride "McJobs" would flame out in about fifteen minutes in a glorious pile of greasy tears and burn marks if they ever actually tried working at a fast-food joint.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2024 12:34 PM (VoAdT)

150 Getting an oxygen fix before needing to walk

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 05, 2024 12:35 PM (6Gcwb)

151 The good news is he is very fragile. Nobody would second guess death by natural causes.
Posted by: Uniparty Mission Control at April 05, 2024 12:25 PM (hVZkm)

Please. Like you fuckers would pass up a chance to have him assassinated by either "Christian Nationalist MAGA supporters" or "Russians".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2024 12:35 PM (nR2nR)

152 CAN YOU SMELL THE ROCK I'M COOKIN'?

Posted by: Duane Johnson Sprawled Out on Kensington Avenue at April 05, 2024 12:35 PM (Zz86T)

153 Bad news fore Fire Marshall Jamaal.

Far-Left Rep. Jamaal Bowman (of Fire Alarm Fame) Trailing Opponent by 17-Points

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:35 PM (FVME7)

154 CAN YOU SMELL THE ROCK I'M COOKIN'?
Posted by: Duane Johnson Sprawled Out on Kensington Avenue at April 05, 2024 12:35 PM (Zz86T)
++++
Dang. Rough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:35 PM (HnUIn)

155 Planet Fitness hitched their wagon to the freaks and the freaks got the message.

LoTT discovered there's a sub-reddit devoted to people posting n00ds photographed at Planet Fitness.

Live by the freak, die by the freak.

http://tiny.cc/k4wnxz

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2024 12:36 PM (eyxn4)

156 So much pineapple...

Posted by: TJM's phone at April 05, 2024 12:36 PM (pHSrn)

157 Did he ever come out with a cookbook?

Posted by: spindrift at April 05, 2024 12:36 PM (OguvZ)

158 The Hill @thehill 6h
The $175 million bond in former President Trump’s civil fraud trial is at risk after the New York attorney general’s office questioned the qualifications of the California-based company that posted it.

trib.al/zLPXwwk

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 05, 2024 12:36 PM (vtyCZ)

159 Please. Like you fuckers would pass up a chance to have him assassinated by either "Christian Nationalist MAGA supporters" or "Russians".
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2024 12:35 PM (nR2nR)

It is far more likely that he croaks on his own and they pretend it was nefarious, than that he gets offed somehow and they pretend it wasn't.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2024 12:36 PM (VoAdT)

160 The Scorpion King ... Prometheus of the Rock franchise?

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 05, 2024 12:36 PM (eqro0)

161 Justice Department sues Utah after transgender inmate ‘removed her own testicles’

Right up there with suing car manufacturers for making cars too easy to steal. Which is a crime they don't investigate anymore. And an offense you go free on without bail if they did.

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2024 12:37 PM (j4U/Z)

162 So much pineapple...
Posted by: TJM's phone at April 05, 2024 12:36 PM (pHSrn)

=====

*jealous*

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2024 12:37 PM (DRSnL)

163 Assistant crack whore > Joe's body man

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 05, 2024 12:38 PM (2UnvF)

164
In 2006, Moran became a devout Christian and quit working in the adult industry.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 05, 2024 12:33 PM

I never saw any of her pron stuff but she used to rock a bikini like nobodies business. I think she worked for some outfit in that line before pron. Glad to know she got outta pron and straightened up.

Possibly some drug use in there for a while.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2024 12:38 PM (RKVpM)

165 Correction - the last name of Joe's body man is Spreyer, not Speyer.

Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2024 12:38 PM (5fDan)

166 65 Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 05, 2024 12:16 PM (KSNKu)

After a strenuous, extensive, and energetic vetting process by Madam Fwench....

Posted by: sven at April 05, 2024 12:38 PM (X0I7i)

167 148 >>>Can you imagine the staffers and Secret Service people drawing straws to see who gets to go and wake biden up from his naps.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 05, 2024 12:02 PM (QNSds)

I expect awakening Joe is part of the job description of the Worst Job in Recorded History: Being Joe's 'body man'. The current unfortunate guy is Jacob Speyer. He replaced Stephen Goepfert in August, 2022, when Goepfert left the White House for a job in the Department of Transportation.
Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2024 12:34 PM (5fDan)
‘Oh crap! He’s stiff as a board. Lock up all the medical records and get a doctor. No, damnit! A real doctor!’

Posted by: Eromero at April 05, 2024 12:38 PM (o2ZRX)

168 Lyndon Johnson bailed on his re-election on March 31, 1968, with his party bitterly splintered into 3 or 4 factions.

Deja vu? Although we're already past that date now...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2024 12:39 PM (wtvvX)

169
former American pornographic actress.
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OMG this is one of my favorite instances ever of political correctness. We can't even say porn star now.

Pray, what "acting" did she do? Pretended to enjoy having a super soaker full of spooge blasted in her face? I mean it's something but it's not exactly Cate Blanchett territory.

Posted by: ... at April 05, 2024 12:39 PM (4VBfN)

170 Far-Left Rep. Jamaal Bowman (of Fire Alarm Fame) Trailing Opponent by 17-Points

Is that a primary opponent or general?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 05, 2024 12:39 PM (/y8xj)

171 Stacey Bell, some black chick with a nice rack and definitely a One, is trying to sell me a high tech scale that supposedly gives me 12 different measurements. ...
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 05, 2024 12:26 PM (ufFY

++++
What kind of scale? What do you need besides "weight in pounds" (for a bathroom scale, anyway)?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:39 PM (HnUIn)

172 OMG this is one of my favorite instances ever of political correctness. We can't even say porn star now.

They can't all be stars.

Posted by: spindrift at April 05, 2024 12:40 PM (OguvZ)

173 Visible CPAP strap marks on his face suggested that he had just woken up, raising questions about his health and work ethic.

I'm glad I'm learning about this issue now! In a few years, I might be President, and show up late with ball gag strap marks! How embarrassing!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 05, 2024 12:40 PM (JCZqz)

174 172 OMG this is one of my favorite instances ever of political correctness. We can't even say porn star now.

They can't all be stars.
Posted by: spindrift at April 05, 2024 12:40 PM (OguvZ)

I used to be a porn character actor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2024 12:40 PM (VoAdT)

175 What kind of scale? What do you need besides "weight in pounds" (for a bathroom scale, anyway)?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:39 PM

Lizzo walks up to the semi truck weigh station.

Posted by: Minnfdiel at April 05, 2024 12:41 PM (Ag7IE)

176 "Rabies-Infested Hen House": Joe Rogan Trashes "The View"

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Geez, dude. Tell me something I don't know.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:41 PM (FVME7)

177 42 When you’ve lost The Rock…..

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 05, 2024 12:13 PM (gZ3KO)

Prudential Life Insurance Company?
Oh, that's GET a piece of the rock.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

178 Really? In a movie dealing with supernatural evil, what's most important is logic???

Posted by: naturalfake at April 05, 2024 12:29 PM (nFnyb)

In an odd sort of way I could see the answer being yes. Most atheists claim to use "logic" to explain their denial of God. If the filmmakers were deep thinking believers then I could see them using the "logic" argument to explain how human understanding is a trap.

But the answer is probably just that they're fake and gay.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2024 12:42 PM (nR2nR)

179 I used to be a porn character actor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Kamala was a fluffer-nutter

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2024 12:42 PM (q1msO)

180 175 What kind of scale? What do you need besides "weight in pounds" (for a bathroom scale, anyway)?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:39 PM

Lizzo walks up to the semi truck weigh station.

Posted by: Minnfdiel at April 05, 2024 12:41 PM (Ag7IE)

They weigh things in stones in the UK too. Boulders for Lizzo.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

181 Biden overslept a scheduled 11 am event.
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I confess that, in college, I was known to sleep through 11 am classes. And I mean in my bed, not at my desk. It was an age of total irresponsibility.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2024 12:42 PM (1bNHn)

182 > What kind of scale? What do you need besides "weight in pounds" (for a bathroom scale, anyway)?

Fancier scales will track multiple people's weights and do things like give you a seven day average, which is more important information than your exact weight.

Some of them claim to measure body fat too, but the way they do that is very inaccurate.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2024 12:42 PM (eyxn4)

183
I used to be a porn character actor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2024 12:40 PM

Harry Reems?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2024 12:43 PM (RKVpM)

184 Is that a primary opponent or general?
Posted by: Oddbob

Primary.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:43 PM (FVME7)

185 "Well, he's not black, he's Samoan."

Half Samoan. His mom was Samoan, his dad Black. But grew up in Hawaii, so much more in touch with that culture.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 05, 2024 12:43 PM (nLFEI)

186 Please. Like you fuckers would pass up a chance to have him assassinated by either "Christian Nationalist MAGA supporters" or "Russians".

WHITE CHRISTIAN NATIONALIST ULTRA MAGA GOONS!

Please stay within MSM style standards when describing enemies of our Lord, comrade.

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2024 12:43 PM (j4U/Z)

187 Meanwhile Bog Iger after surviving the ouster attempt keeps Disney on course for the financial iceberg by making Silver Surfer, herald of Galactus, a woman.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2024 12:44 PM (wDA3Q)

188 182 > What kind of scale? What do you need besides "weight in pounds" (for a bathroom scale, anyway)?

Fancier scales will track multiple people's weights and do things like give you a seven day average, which is more important information than your exact weight.

Some of them claim to measure body fat too, but the way they do that is very inaccurate.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2024 12:42 PM (eyxn4)

Doc wanted me to keep track of my weight gain (fluid gain mostly), so had me take my weight in the morn after I had finished using the bathroom, but before eating or drinking anything. Works pretty well. Fluid gain is usually pretty quick, so shows up fast after a day or two.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

189 The Politico report, titled "China's 2024 election play," suggested that China could be aiding efforts to return Trump to the White House.
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So if we win, we get 4 years of "China, China, China."

The walls will close in. Bombshells land*.

*Isn't that violent rhetoric?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2024 12:44 PM (1bNHn)

190 Yeh, they didn't exactly specify which China wants Trump.

Little birdie says Roc, Roc

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 05, 2024 12:45 PM (9jMzr)

191 183
I used to be a porn character actor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2024 12:40 PM

Harry Reems?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2024 12:43 PM (RKVpM)

maybe anime, although lots of genres.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:45 PM (ynpvh)

192 Nikki Haley is gonna be the keynote speaker at CPAP.
Posted by: ... at

Attempted image repair.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 05, 2024 12:33 PM (JkCto)

Did you, perhaps, misread the comment to which you're replying?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2024 12:46 PM (nR2nR)

193 >Biden overslept a scheduled 11 am event.

A WH lie, obviously. There are a dozen people whose job duties include preventing the President from "oversleeping."

So...what's the "worse fact" that required this lie??

Posted by: OldCurmudgeon at April 05, 2024 12:46 PM (fQ0xm)

194 What kind of scale? What do you need besides "weight in pounds" (for a bathroom scale, anyway)?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:39 PM (HnUIn)

Body mass index, bone density, and other shit. I didn't pay too much attention. Just saw the list of twelve things.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 05, 2024 12:46 PM (ufFY8)

195 He may need a breathing treatment before these public appearances because the intraveneous injections are too risky.

Just a thought. Whadda youse guys think?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 05, 2024 12:33 PM (FCbAQ)

Can you vape coke? Cuz Biden sure looks lit up sometimes.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 05, 2024 12:46 PM (nFnyb)

196 Ogenki Clinic nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2024 12:46 PM (wDA3Q)

197 160 OMG this is one of my favorite instances ever of political correctness. We can't even say porn star now.

So, skanky whore is right out, then?

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2024 12:46 PM (j4U/Z)

198 192 Nikki Haley is gonna be the keynote speaker at CPAP.
Posted by: ... at

Attempted image repair.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 05, 2024 12:33 PM (JkCto)

Did you, perhaps, misread the comment to which you're replying?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 05, 2024 12:46 PM (nR2nR)

Joey and Niki both use CPAP as their go-to apparently.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

199 The 7 Keys to Creating Useless Americans

https://shorturl.at/aAMOW

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Geez! I didn't even know there was a shortage!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:46 PM (FVME7)

200 So...what's the "worse fact" that required this lie??
Posted by: OldCurmudgeon at April 05, 2024 12:46 PM (fQ0xm)

None of those dozen people gave a quarter of a flaccid fuck about waking up The Boss on time?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2024 12:47 PM (VoAdT)

201 So...what's the "worse fact" that required this lie??
Posted by: OldCurmudgeon

He made bed fudge

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2024 12:47 PM (q1msO)

202 When Clinton was running against " the worst economy in 50 years," the explanation--despiste nearly all the data being positive-- was "well, I have a job and am doing fine, but I'm worried about my neighbors down the street."

But now Biden is actually running on the worst economy in 50 years, and the explanation is, "well, I don't have a job and my neighbors can't afford groceries or gas, but the jobs report is good and inflation is lowering."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 05, 2024 12:47 PM (yikga)

203 The Hill @thehill 6h
The $175 million bond in former President Trump’s civil fraud trial is at risk after the New York attorney general’s office questioned the qualifications of the California-based company that posted it.

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Ah yes, the "trump can't even hire decent lawyers" destruction approach.

They'll be audited by the state and feds in the next two weeks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 05, 2024 12:47 PM (6Gcwb)

204 We had a 4.8 Lizzo in the Northeast this morning. I felt the earth move under my feet.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 05, 2024 12:47 PM (qUkBO)

205 Lol: Adam Schiff Worried Trump Will Throw Him in Prison

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From your laptop to God's tablet!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:31 PM (FVME7)
***

Rumor has it that Bluebell is having a Spring Sale on shivs for all occasions.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 05, 2024 12:48 PM (W/lyH)

206 Behold the field wherein I cultivate my concerns over whom Duane Johnson endorses for President.

It is barren.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2024 12:48 PM (a3Q+t)

207 194 What kind of scale? What do you need besides "weight in pounds" (for a bathroom scale, anyway)?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:39 PM (HnUIn)

Body mass index, bone density, and other shit. I didn't pay too much attention. Just saw the list of twelve things.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 05, 2024 12:46 PM (ufFY

Density, eh? That requires knowledge of weight AND volume. I suppose there may be a way to measure that electically, indirectly...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

208 When Clinton was running against " the worst economy in 50 years," the explanation--despiste nearly all the data being positive-- was "well, I have a job and am doing fine, but I'm worried about my neighbors down the street."

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You noticed that too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at April 05, 2024 12:48 PM (6Gcwb)

209 Was Joey eating the brown stuff thinking it was soft serve?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2024 12:48 PM (wDA3Q)

210 I used to be a porn character actor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2024 12:40 PM

----------------------------

I was an Onlyfans rising star until an unfortunate chafing incident.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 05, 2024 12:48 PM (2UnvF)

211 195 He may need a breathing treatment before these public appearances because the intraveneous injections are too risky.

Just a thought. Whadda youse guys think?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 05, 2024 12:33 PM (FCbAQ)

Can you vape coke? Cuz Biden sure looks lit up sometimes.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 05, 2024 12:46 PM (nFnyb)

The coke stash was NOT Hunter's...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

212 No more films for Dumbass Duane. Ever.

Posted by: Sid at April 05, 2024 12:49 PM (u6DEa)

213 195 He may need a breathing treatment before these public appearances because the intraveneous injections are too risky.

Just a thought. Whadda youse guys think?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 05, 2024 12:33 PM (FCbAQ)

Can you vape coke? Cuz Biden sure looks lit up sometimes.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 05, 2024 12:46 PM (nFnyb)

He should consult his in-house expert.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 05, 2024 12:49 PM (wtvvX)

214 Fuck Duane Johnson. Dude is Arnold Part Deaux, and the first sucked. Eat shit and die, Duane.

Posted by: But Especially the Die Part at April 05, 2024 12:49 PM (3gh+6)

215 201 So...what's the "worse fact" that required this lie??
Posted by: OldCurmudgeon

He made bed fudge

Posted by: Bruce at April 05, 2024 12:47 PM (q1msO)

Tell me more!

Posted by: Things Amber Heard at April 05, 2024 12:49 PM (ynpvh)

216 Galactus had a female herald in the early '80's. But yeah, this incarnation is a woke Disney move.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 05, 2024 12:50 PM (AD14M)

217 Tiger Woods Takes Vow of Celibacy to Get Ready for the Masters: Report

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The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak, you ole alley cat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:50 PM (FVME7)

218 by making Silver Surfer, herald of Galactus, a woman.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2024 12:44 PM (wDA3Q)

Really?

That is hilariously stupid.
We need Galactus to show up now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 05, 2024 12:50 PM (ufFY8)

219 Finally, The Rock has come back to sanity.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2024 12:50 PM (a3Q+t)

220 In a fresh new take on the classic story, Silver Surf-her is now galactose intolerant.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2024 12:50 PM (VoAdT)

221 204 We had a 4.8 Lizzo in the Northeast this morning. I felt the earth move under my feet.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 05, 2024 12:47 PM (qUkBO)

She was a shallow one. Only 3 miles down.

Posted by: Things Amber Heard at April 05, 2024 12:51 PM (ynpvh)

222 Maybe Duane wants to be a Senator from Hawai'i?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2024 12:51 PM (wDA3Q)

223 > Doc wanted me to keep track of my weight gain (fluid gain mostly), so had me take my weight in the morn after I had finished using the bathroom, but before eating or drinking anything. Works pretty well. Fluid gain is usually pretty quick, so shows up fast after a day or two.

That's what I do. First thing in the morning after using the restroom. I still notice some fluctuation, so I keep a seven day running average too. Occasionally I'll weigh myself in the evening and I can be as much as seven pounds heavier!

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2024 12:51 PM (eyxn4)

224 174 172 OMG this is one of my favorite instances ever of political correctness. We can't even say porn star now.

They can't all be stars.
Posted by: spindrift at April 05, 2024 12:40 PM (OguvZ)

I used to be a porn character actor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2024 12:40 PM (VoAdT)
_______
The plucky comic relief?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2024 12:51 PM (1bNHn)

225 ... Fancier scales will track multiple people's weights and do things like give you a seven day average, which is more important information than your exact weight. ...
Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2024 12:42 PM (eyxn4)
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I do all that.

Morning weight, evening weight, daily average, weekly average, loss rate, max and min, etc.

My scale was dirt cheap. The rest is a notepad and a computer I already owned.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:51 PM (HnUIn)

226 The plucky comic relief?
Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2024 12:51 PM (1bNHn)

I didn't get to do any of the plucking.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2024 12:51 PM (VoAdT)

227 Harry Reems?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2024 12:43 PM (RKVpM)

He died after a relatively successful career in real estate in Utah.

Posted by: Random Facts at April 05, 2024 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

228 So the endorsement brought division to *him* and he regrets it, or Biden helped divide the country even more, and he regrets *that?*
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100% that is cost him fans.

See also his, "why don't your poors donate to my neighbors in Hawaii while I take credit for it. When all I donated was the equivalent of $5 to me."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 05, 2024 12:52 PM (yikga)

229 I was an Onlyfans rising star until an unfortunate chafing incident.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 05, 2024 12:48 PM

We rate this statement as TRUE.

Posted by: Scopes & Politifact at April 05, 2024 12:52 PM (a3Q+t)

230 218 by making Silver Surfer, herald of Galactus, a woman.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2024 12:44 PM (wDA3Q)

Really?

That is hilariously stupid.
We need Galactus to show up now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 05, 2024 12:50 PM (ufFY

As someone mentioned, Lizzo is looking to play that role.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:52 PM (ynpvh)

231 "Rabies-Infested Hen House": Joe Rogan Trashes "The View"

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He mispronounced "Whore."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 05, 2024 12:52 PM (frlkN)

232 Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 05, 2024 12:46 PM (ufFY

Density, eh? That requires knowledge of weight AND volume. I suppose there may be a way to measure that electically, indirectly...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

The scale had four metal spots where you put your (presumably bare) feet. So, yeah, probably some electrical sensors

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 05, 2024 12:52 PM (ufFY8)

233 OMG this is one of my favorite instances ever of political correctness. We can't even say porn star now.

So, skanky whore is right out, then?
Posted by: Auspex

Orgasm engineer.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:52 PM (FVME7)

234 161 Justice Department sues Utah after transgender inmate ‘removed her own testicles’

Right up there with suing car manufacturers for making cars too easy to steal. Which is a crime they don't investigate anymore. And an offense you go free on without bail if they did.
Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2024 12:37 PM (j4U/Z)
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I guess they won't let anyone do anything for himself. We have to got to "experts".

But in this case would that be an MD or a Vet?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2024 12:52 PM (1bNHn)

235 I got a piece of flat-pack furniture that has the typical thing of illustrations and few if any words.

One of the pictures is a person, then a "+" sign, then an allen wrench, followed by "x1"

I am grateful that manufacturer informed me that a human needs to assemble it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:53 PM (HnUIn)

236 He mispronounced "Whore."
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 05, 2024 12:52 PM (frlkN)

Assumes facts not in evidence. People want to have sex with whores.

Posted by: ... at April 05, 2024 12:53 PM (4VBfN)

237 >Duane Johnson Regrets Having Endorsed Biden in 2020, Refuses to Do So for 2024

and when he gets 'canceled', he'll regret making this statement

Posted by: Don Black & The Experience at April 05, 2024 12:53 PM (oCjPU)

238 CPAP my ass. Little Joey is huffing oxygen like Dennis Hopper in a Lynch film.

Posted by: Don't Look At Me at April 05, 2024 12:53 PM (3gh+6)

239 I used to be a porn character actor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2024 12:40 PM (VoAdT)
_______
The plucky comic relief?
Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2024 12:51 PM (1bNHn)
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Something else that rhymes with "plucky."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 05, 2024 12:53 PM (DeFcY)

240 231 "Rabies-Infested Hen House": Joe Rogan Trashes "The View"

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He mispronounced "Whore."
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 05, 2024 12:52 PM (frlkN)
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Nah, no one would pay for Joy or Whoopi.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2024 12:53 PM (1bNHn)

241 223 > Doc wanted me to keep track of my weight gain (fluid gain mostly), so had me take my weight in the morn after I had finished using the bathroom, but before eating or drinking anything. Works pretty well. Fluid gain is usually pretty quick, so shows up fast after a day or two.

That's what I do. First thing in the morning after using the restroom. I still notice some fluctuation, so I keep a seven day running average too. Occasionally I'll weigh myself in the evening and I can be as much as seven pounds heavier!

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2024 12:51 PM (eyxn4)

My sister once lost 350 pounds; she divorced the a-hole.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

242 227 Harry Reems?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2024 12:43 PM (RKVpM)

He died after a relatively successful career in real estate in Utah.

Posted by: Random Facts at April 05, 2024 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Well, both industries have lots of inflation and deflation, so makes sense.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:55 PM (ynpvh)

243 I am grateful that manufacturer informed me that a human needs to assemble it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:53 PM (HnUIn)
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Hmmm. Maybe next time go with the model that includes a "bender" robot to do all the work...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 05, 2024 12:55 PM (7fElN)

244 He died after a relatively successful career in real estate in Utah.
Posted by: Random Facts at April 05, 2024 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Risky business, real estatin'. He should have remained a porn star.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 05, 2024 12:55 PM (tkR6S)

245 If he's from Hawaii, he must have a great pants crease. So we should make him President. Worked the last time.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2024 12:55 PM (1bNHn)

246 235 I got a piece of flat-pack furniture that has the typical thing of illustrations and few if any words.

One of the pictures is a person, then a "+" sign, then an allen wrench, followed by "x1"

I am grateful that manufacturer informed me that a human needs to assemble it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:53 PM (HnUIn)

In the future we were promised, nannites would assemble our prefab furniture. Instead, we got chicks with dicks.

Posted by: This Effin Timeline at April 05, 2024 12:55 PM (3gh+6)

247
Having the theme song for "Galactus" being the Beach Boy's "Little Surfer Girl" would be groovy.

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2024 12:56 PM (j4U/Z)

248 Something else that rhymes with "plucky."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 05, 2024 12:53 PM

Yucky?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 05, 2024 12:56 PM (a3Q+t)

249 232 Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 05, 2024 12:46 PM (ufFY

Density, eh? That requires knowledge of weight AND volume. I suppose there may be a way to measure that electically, indirectly...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

The scale had four metal spots where you put your (presumably bare) feet. So, yeah, probably some electrical sensors

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 05, 2024 12:52 PM (ufFY

Hopefully it's more accurate than using tree-rings as a proxy for temperature...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

250 Whenever Biden is out of sight, he's in a wheelchair.

Posted by: davidt at April 05, 2024 12:56 PM (SYTee)

251 >So...what's the "worse fact" that required this lie??

Posted by: OldCurmudgeon
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that Biden is under constant medical monitoring every second he is away from the cameras

if he's sporting mask marks in daytime, he's taking oxygen

Posted by: Don Black & The Experience at April 05, 2024 12:56 PM (oCjPU)

252 He died after a relatively successful career in real estate in Utah.

Posted by: Random Facts at April 05, 2024 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

So he wasn't a fake real estate agent.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 05, 2024 12:56 PM (ufFY8)

253 Something else that rhymes with "plucky."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 05, 2024 12:53 PM

Yucky?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 05, 2024 12:56 PM (a3Q+t)
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Yeah, that's it.

Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 05, 2024 12:56 PM (DeFcY)

254 Boeing Pays Alaska Airlines $160 Million in Compensation for the Blowout of a Panel During Flight

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:56 PM (FVME7)

255 239 I used to be a porn character actor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2024 12:40 PM (VoAdT)
_______
The plucky comic relief?
Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2024 12:51 PM (1bNHn)
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Something else that rhymes with "plucky."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 05, 2024 12:53 PM (DeFcY)

Bucky...
Cucky...
Ducky...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

256 Utah is going woke fast.

http://tiny.cc/r5wnxz

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2024 12:57 PM (eyxn4)

257 240 231 "Rabies-Infested Hen House": Joe Rogan Trashes "The View"

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He mispronounced "Whore."
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 05, 2024 12:52 PM (frlkN)
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Nah, no one would pay for Joy or Whoopi.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2024 12:53 PM (1bNHn)

Yes they would: to put it back on.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

258 CPAP creases? Nah, he had a facelift to try to get rid of his chin balls. Next week it's new plugs, he'll have more hair than Jesse Waters.
For the youth vote, you know.

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2024 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

259 Cucky Relief?

That's David French.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2024 12:58 PM (wDA3Q)

260 One of the pictures is a person, then a "+" sign, then an allen wrench, followed by "x1"

I am grateful that manufacturer informed me that a human needs to assemble it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 12:53 PM

Have you considered engaging Ace Shelving Enterprises as consultants?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 05, 2024 12:58 PM (a3Q+t)

261 > Something else that rhymes with "plucky."

Sucky sucky.

He's a fluffer.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2024 12:58 PM (eyxn4)

262 >>> Boeing Pays Alaska Airlines $160 Million in Compensation for the Blowout of a Panel During Flight
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 12:56 PM (FVME7)

Wow! That's a whole lot per blow!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at April 05, 2024 12:59 PM (Y6IkP)

263
He died after a relatively successful career in real estate in Utah.

Posted by: Random Facts at April 05, 2024 12:51 PM

Did not know that, never crossed my desk. But it looks like died at the age of 65. Pron is tough on both the men and women, seems to cut a decade or two off their life expectancy.

Harry Reems seemed to always play the whack job in pron. In 'Deep Throat' he 'discovers' that Linda Lovelace has a misplaced clitoris which is somehow magically now in her throat. Very strange, yet believable character actor.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 05, 2024 12:59 PM (RKVpM)

264 IIRC, DiFi was on some sort of therapy that required a mask just prior to her death. I seem to recall some photos that leaked of her skeletal looking frame in a wheelchair with an O2 mask on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2024 12:59 PM (Q4IgG)

265 One of the pictures is a person, then a "+" sign, then an allen wrench, followed by "x1"
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"Allen Wrench," Billy Joel's follow-on to "Allentown," failed to chart.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 05, 2024 01:00 PM (DeFcY)

266 "Allen Wrench," Billy Joel's follow-on to "Allentown," failed to chart.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 05, 2024 01:00 PM (DeFcY)
++++
Was the video as blatantly homoerotic as the one for Allentown?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 01:00 PM (HnUIn)

267 4.7?
Pussies.

Posted by: California at April 05, 2024 01:00 PM (v0R5T)

268 193 >Biden overslept a scheduled 11 am event.

A WH lie, obviously. There are a dozen people whose job duties include preventing the President from "oversleeping."

So...what's the "worse fact" that required this lie??

Posted by: OldCurmudgeon at April 05, 2024 12:46 PM (fQ0xm)

++++

Using the excuse that he overslept is not even a great answer, but I suppose it had to do because the reality is probably much, much worse.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 05, 2024 01:01 PM (F6UFz)

269 "Allen Wrench," Billy Joel's follow-on to "Allentown," failed to chart.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 05, 2024 01:00 PM (DeFcY)

Everyone knew it was really about Bethlewrench, he just couldn't find anything to rhyme with that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 05, 2024 01:01 PM (VoAdT)

270 Nah, no one would pay for Joy or Whoopi.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 05, 2024 12:53 PM (1bNHn)

Word.

Posted by: Ted Danson at April 05, 2024 01:01 PM (tkR6S)

271 IIRC, DiFi was on some sort of therapy that required a mask just prior to her death. I seem to recall some photos that leaked of her skeletal looking frame in a wheelchair with an O2 mask on.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 05, 2024 12:59 PM (Q4IgG)
.......

That's some Quality of Life for you.

Posted by: wth at April 05, 2024 01:01 PM (v0R5T)

272 Was the video as blatantly homoerotic as the one for Allentown?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 01:00 PM (HnUIn)
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I think it was toolrotic.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 05, 2024 01:01 PM (DeFcY)

273 Ooh that smell Can't you smell that smell Ooh that smell The smell of death surrounds you.
Smells like desperation and panic to me.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Crazy and Sanity at April 05, 2024 01:01 PM (aevEN)

274 267 4.7?
Pussies.

Posted by: California at April 05, 2024 01:00 PM (v0R5T)

I thought those usually came in whole numbers. 0.7 of a pussy sounds like a failed tranny surgery.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 01:01 PM (ynpvh)

275 "FDA to allow anonymous gay men to donate sperm as long as their risk of spreading HIV is low"

Must be a new kink for them. I can't imagine they care about some breeder bearing their spawn.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 05, 2024 01:02 PM (ou9hh)

276 NOOOOD

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 05, 2024 01:02 PM (DRSnL)

277 Ben Shapiro has a pretty good little rant here about the "just asking questions" crowd.

http://tiny.cc/36wnxz

Posted by: bonhomme at April 05, 2024 01:02 PM (eyxn4)

278 Mike Rowe, "let's see this AI controlled robot assemble theses shelves from Ikea."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 05, 2024 01:02 PM (wDA3Q)

279 Bethany S. Mandel
@bethanyshondark
Tonight at @RutgersU the President held a town hall with students. It devolved into anarchy, and he fled with half the police present. Jewish students who came to ask about how the admin would keep them safe on campus were left to beg the remaining police to escort them out.

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I wonder if there was any crystal during the night time.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 05, 2024 01:02 PM (FVME7)

280 272 Was the video as blatantly homoerotic as the one for Allentown?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 01:00 PM (HnUIn)
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I think it was toolrotic.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 05, 2024 01:01 PM (DeFcY)

so robot erotica...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 05, 2024 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

281 A WH lie, obviously. There are a dozen people whose job duties include preventing the President from "oversleeping."

So...what's the "worse fact" that required this lie??

Posted by: OldCurmudgeon at April 05, 2024 12:46 PM (fQ0xm)

Probably soiled the first three suits he put on.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 05, 2024 01:02 PM (N39Ws)

282 Was the video as blatantly homoerotic as the one for Allentown?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 05, 2024 01:00 PM (HnUIn)

Ha!
I just saw the video for Allentown within the last month on YewToob and my thought was my God is this gay!
I don't remember feeling that way back in the 80s when it was on MTV.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 05, 2024 01:02 PM (FCbAQ)

283 The Rock has boxed himself in politically. His endorsement of King Droolymouth Sundown Fingerbanger the First has confirmed his as dumb as a box of him.

Posted by: Minuteman at April 05, 2024 01:04 PM (LaNzR)

284 "buy the most durability you can and keep your goods in service for as long as possible."

That was the argument that convince my landlord to stop buying front load washing machines!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 05, 2024 01:04 PM (ou9hh)

285 267 4.7?
Pussies.

Posted by: California at April 05, 2024 01:00 PM (v0R5T)

But this one was in the Center of the Universe! Media/Info-tainment Universe, that is. This afternoon Putin could nuke Washington, Israel could nuke Gaza, and Biden could come-out as a trans-woman lesbian, and the Media would ignore those events to report on the earthquake.

Posted by: Gref at April 05, 2024 01:06 PM (5fDan)

286 "No mercy" is what it takes. Getting through the propaganda fog surrounding voters takes tough, disrespectful talk.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 05, 2024 01:08 PM (xcNAP)

287
Disney pitch meeting:

Sue Storm of the Fantastic Four, along with AI /CGI Annette Funicello unite with Silver Surfette to help Galactus confront his long repressed identity issues and resolve them by transforming into "Galaga", invent a video game, make millions, and all move into a peaceful lesbian ashram in Oregon.

What do you think, ma'am / she / it ?

Posted by: Auspex at April 05, 2024 01:12 PM (j4U/Z)

288 Johnson's father, Rocky Johnson (also a pro wrestler) was definitely black. His mother is Samoan.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at April 05, 2024 02:25 PM (P5A9z)

289 "I realize now going into this election, I will not do that, my goal is to bring this country together."

ROFL! What a funny guy.

So I thought it was Jill's job to get Joe out of bed in the morning. It's the least she could do.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 05, 2024 02:37 PM (w6EFb)

290 I give two jacks and zero shits if Duane Johnson now regrets his endorsement of Biden in 2020. At the time, it just gave me another reason not to spend another penny of my paychecks on his lousy movies. He made his choice and he can wear it. No mulligan for you, stupid! Most likely it has cost him millions as others in our camp also stopped supporting his brand.
Oh and while we are on the subject of has-beens, let's not forget the whiteboard poindexter and Bushie, Karl Rove. He apparently said that "no J6 thugs should be released" from the DC Gulag. What a fat piece of human bilge. FUCK YOU, ROVE!!!

Posted by: Tracy at April 05, 2024 02:39 PM (E0Zlf)

291 Biden the Man without a Country because the Country don't want him anymore

Posted by: Tamma the Drongo Bird at April 05, 2024 05:57 PM (wGqjj)

292 Wow, this piece of writing is good, my sister is analyzing
such things, thus I am going to inform her.

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