Mid-Morning Art Thread

Still Life with an Apple
Alberto Giacometti

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2024 09:30 AM (ENQN6)

2 Nice chest!!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 09:31 AM (991eG)

3 Top 5?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2024 09:31 AM (J2vNu)

4 Wow, this is boring.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg)

5 Kinda boring.

Now I want an apple fritter.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2024 09:31 AM (9SHqx)

6 Giacometti, who woulda thunk it.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 17, 2024 09:31 AM (w9Wax)

7 But it's National Banana Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2024 09:31 AM (NpAcC)

8 It's very two dimensional. And sloppy.

And boring.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2024 09:32 AM (9SHqx)

9 I correctly guessed the title before reading it, I shit you not

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at April 17, 2024 09:32 AM (MvF+J)

10 Steve Jobs' first office?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2024 09:32 AM (bo7UB)

11 Shaker board?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2024 09:32 AM (Q4IgG)

12 I do not like drab colors in art. The world is full enough of drab. Give me the colors!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 17, 2024 09:32 AM (pohLc)

13 I don't really like it, but it's better than his little bronze stick figures.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 17, 2024 09:32 AM (BHrzb)

14 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

15 Teacher's dead.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 09:32 AM (vtyCZ)

16 I will give my love an apple without e'er a core,
I will give my love a house without e'er a door.
I will give my love a palace, wherein she may be
And she may unlock it without e'er a key.

*grabs guitar*

slam bam crash

Sorry

Posted by: Sen Blutowski at April 17, 2024 09:32 AM (ENQN6)

17 Ever bring your teacher an apple?

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

18 How unappealing.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at April 17, 2024 09:32 AM (SfhV1)

19 If this is how you see the world around you, get new glasses. Your vision sucks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

20 Meh.

Looks like a sketch to illustrate a Joseph Mitchell story.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 09:33 AM (Q0kLU)

21 Huh. There is nothing about this one that I like. Would not hang.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 09:33 AM (HnUIn)

22 This student forgot his homework.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 17, 2024 09:33 AM (rm3qJ)

23 Looks like something you'd see in a deserted house in the daytime, with hot summer sunlight pouring in the windows, dust motes and mosquitoes dancing in the sunbeams, a floor that creaks no matter how carefully you try to walk. And the drawers stick and screek when you manage at last to pull them out.

Don't ask me where the apple atop the chest came from.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2024 09:33 AM (J2vNu)

24 I accidentally swallowed an apple seed the other day. Bad ju ju.

Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2024 09:33 AM (RG6z4)

25 The chest matches the wainscotting. Carpet and drapes not shone.

Posted by: davidt at April 17, 2024 09:33 AM (SYTee)

26 The MET

Title: Still Life with an Apple

Artist: Alberto Giacometti (Swiss, Borgonovo 1901–1966 Chur)

Date: 1937

Medium: Oil on canvas

Dimensions: 28 1/4 x 29 1/2 in. (71.8 x 74.9 cm)

Posted by: Sen Blutowski at April 17, 2024 09:33 AM (ENQN6)

27 Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2024 09:32 AM (9SHqx)

Good morning, nurse! I hope the wedding was fun and lovely.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 09:33 AM (Q0kLU)

28 off siox

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2024 09:33 AM (ENQN6)

29 Guam seems to be listing to starboard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2024 09:33 AM (bo7UB)

30 Back then: Innocent.

Today: The teacher is in the closet banging a student.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

31 A sculptor's sarcastic take on 2D art? Could be.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at April 17, 2024 09:33 AM (MvF+J)

32 Still, it sure as hell beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 17, 2024 09:33 AM (pohLc)

33 Nicely done by not still life with a alligator, apples are way over done in still lifes

Posted by: Skip at April 17, 2024 09:34 AM (/vSYF)

34 Disconcerting with the apparent tilt downward to the right.
If I hung this, I would be constantly trying to level the painting.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 17, 2024 09:34 AM (w9Wax)

35 Come to think of it, the apple does make me think of a 1940s classroom. The yellowish space above the chest would be the wall where the teacher would mount all the decorations for each season or holiday.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2024 09:34 AM (J2vNu)

36 I accidentally swallowed an apple seed the other day. Bad ju ju.
Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2024 09:33 AM (RG6z4)

At least you can blame unwanted belly growth on the tree growing in your stomach.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

37 Now I want an apple fritter.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2024 09:31 AM (9SHqx)
*****
Apple fritters are in my list of top 10 favorite foods.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2024 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

38 I love the sense of humor of this piece. Artist just put a single random piece of fruit on the sideboard. No carefully arranged bowl of fruit or an overflowing cornucopia with a glass of red wine and a ceramic 'vahzz'. He's either thumbing his noose or just mailing it in.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 09:35 AM (991eG)

39 Part of Mr. Giacometti's 'Shit Laying Around My House' series.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 17, 2024 09:35 AM (CwhoI)

40 You call this art? I struggle to comprehend.

Posted by: A. Schicklgruber at April 17, 2024 09:35 AM (4I/2K)

41 At least you can blame unwanted belly growth on the tree growing in your stomach.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
----
You! Always finding the silver lining!

Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2024 09:35 AM (RG6z4)

42 I accidentally swallowed an apple seed the other day. Bad ju ju.
Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2024

***
Don't drink any water. You'll suddenly have an apple branch popping out of your ear.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2024 09:35 AM (J2vNu)

43 The MET says this was painted an an honor to Cezanne.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2024 09:35 AM (ENQN6)

44 Is there supposed to be a chair behind the desk? Kinda looks like there is, but it blends in with the wall so it's hard to tell.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:35 AM (9yWhg)

45 Is this from Alberto's Kindergarten water color class?

Posted by: Taggart at April 17, 2024 09:35 AM (og5mY)

46 thumbing his noose

TRRRIIIIGGGEEERRRREEEDDDDD!!!!!!

Posted by: Bubba Wallace at April 17, 2024 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

47 I accidentally swallowed an apple seed the other day. Bad ju ju.
Posted by: Weasel

*******

In a just world you would shit an apple pie.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 09:36 AM (991eG)

48 No thanks, Alberto. Nice try. Well, not really. It looks like an attempt to try to paint something.

Posted by: Gref at April 17, 2024 09:36 AM (5fDan)

49 42 I accidentally swallowed an apple seed the other day. Bad ju ju.
Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2024

***
Don't drink any water. You'll suddenly have an apple branch popping out of your ear.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2024 09:35 AM (J2vNu)

Judges would have accepted ass.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2024 09:36 AM (ENQN6)

50 Would not apply to the side of my vsn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2024 09:36 AM (bo7UB)

51 ----
You! Always finding the silver lining!
Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2024 09:35 AM (RG6z4)

I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

52 48 It's better than I can paint, so it's art by the gp criterion.

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at April 17, 2024 09:37 AM (MvF+J)

53 In a just world you would shit an apple pie.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 09:36 AM (991eG)

Now do pinealpple seed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2024 09:37 AM (ENQN6)

54 >>>Apple fritters are in my list of top 10 favorite foods.

The Amish around here (or Mennonites who claim to be Amish to sell crap to dummies like me) make and sell fried apple pies that are amazing.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 17, 2024 09:37 AM (CwhoI)

55 Classroom closed for toxic mold remediation.

Posted by: OHSA at April 17, 2024 09:37 AM (w9Wax)

56 I do not like drab colors in art. The world is full enough of drab. Give me the colors!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 17, 2024 09:32 AM (pohLc)

I suggest Kodachrome.

Posted by: P. Simon at April 17, 2024 09:37 AM (4I/2K)

57 Looks like some crap I painted and I have zero artistic ability whatsoever.

Would Not Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 17, 2024 09:37 AM (cDEsv)

58 In a just world you would shit an apple pie.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 09:36 AM (991eG)
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That'd be cool!

Well, maybe not.

Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2024 09:37 AM (RG6z4)

59 43 The MET says this was painted an an honor to Cezanne.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2024 09:35 AM (ENQN6)

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You shouldn't have.

No, I really mean it.

Posted by: Cezanne at April 17, 2024 09:37 AM (bo7UB)

60
I suggest Kodachrome.
Posted by: P. Simon at April 17, 2024 09:37 AM (4I/2K)

Momma took it away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

61 Do you have to wear pants to this thread?
No, a pair of drawers will do.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 09:38 AM (ynpvh)

62 Troubling artwork.

One of these a day would keep me away.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 09:38 AM (991eG)

63 In a just world you would shit an apple pie.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 09:36 AM (991eG)

Now do pinealpple seed.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Hawaiian pizza. Yum.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:38 AM (9yWhg)

64 Hmmm. The brushstrokes are not crisp. Really caked it on. Must've been baked when he did it. Bet the critics sauteed him!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2024 09:39 AM (cCVOS)

65 In a just world you would shit an apple pie.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 09:36 AM (991eG)
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That'd be cool!

Well, maybe not.
Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2024 09:37 AM (RG6z4)

It could be fire!

Posted by: McDonalds at April 17, 2024 09:39 AM (4I/2K)

66 An apple? Why not a duck?

Posted by: Chico Marx at April 17, 2024 09:39 AM (bo7UB)

67 63 In a just world you would shit an apple pie.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 09:36 AM (991eG)

Now do pinealpple seed.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Hawaiian pizza. Yum.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:38 AM (9yWhg)

Hey! This isn't CBD's food thread!
...it's his ART thread.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 09:39 AM (ynpvh)

68 Hawaiian pizza. Yum.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:38 AM (9yWhg)

fruit on pizza is ghey

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2024 09:39 AM (ENQN6)

69 One of a huge set of still lives with apples...

https://tinyurl.com/5aetac5k
DDG IMAGE search

Interesting that the sketchings aren't surrealist.

CBD's is from 1937.
https://tinyurl.com/5h2skv35

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 09:39 AM (vtyCZ)

70 >>>In a just world you would shit an apple pie.

The hard part would be heating your ass up to 425 degrees.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 17, 2024 09:39 AM (CwhoI)

71 The chest looks like it's sloping.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2024 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

72 Don't apple seeds have some kind of toxin in them?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:39 AM (9yWhg)

73 68 Hawaiian pizza. Yum.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:38 AM (9yWhg)

fruit on pizza is ghey

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2024 09:39 AM (ENQN6)

::: olives have entered the chat :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 09:40 AM (ynpvh)

74 72 Don't apple seeds have some kind of toxin in them?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:39 AM (9yWhg)

Cyanide-based toxin

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 09:40 AM (ynpvh)

75 >Apple fritters are in my list of top 10 favorite foods.

THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2024 09:40 AM (cCVOS)

76 Zzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: People looking at this painting at April 17, 2024 09:40 AM (ibTVg)

77 Zzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: People looking at this painting at April 17, 2024 09:40 AM (ibTVg)

Reminds me of my motorcycle.

Posted by: Annoying Insurance Commercial at April 17, 2024 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

78 This would only keep Muldoon at bay for 24 hours.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 17, 2024 09:41 AM (PiwSw)

79 The climate protestors never throw their paint on one like this.

Posted by: Chico Marx at April 17, 2024 09:41 AM (bo7UB)

80 The climate protestors never throw their paint on one like this.
Posted by: Chico Marx at April 17, 2024 09:41 AM (bo7UB)

Because no one would care.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

81 It could be fire!
Posted by: McDonalds at April 17, 2024 09:39 AM (4I/2K)

JBBPHH (Pearl H) Mickeys has Taro Pies.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2024 09:41 AM (ENQN6)

82 75 >Apple fritters are in my list of top 10 favorite foods.

THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2024 09:40 AM (cCVOS)

GOOD ones, made with fruit and dough, deep fried to brown goodness, with a propery coating of sugar all 'round it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 09:41 AM (ynpvh)

83 Huh, streaky.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 17, 2024 09:42 AM (0t4hx)

84 Nice chest!

*********

Cool It!

At the ice festival Old Lady West
Took offense at an innocent jest
When she gave me a slap
I replied, "Holy crap,
All I said was, you have an ice chest!"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 09:42 AM (991eG)

85 Title: Still Life with an Apple
Artist: Alberto Giacometti (Swiss, Borgonovo 1901–1966 Chur)
Date: 1937
Medium: Oil on canvas
Dimensions: 28 1/4 x 29 1/2 in. (71.8 x 74.9 cm)
Classification: Paintings
Credit Line: The Pierre and Maria-Gaetana Matisse Collection, 2002

Unfortunately, no history from a "Catalogue Entry" section.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 09:42 AM (vtyCZ)

86 Well, you know what they say - an apple a day. . . is not enough for one person to survive on?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2024 09:42 AM (cCVOS)

87 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Cool painting. Would look good in my garage over my work bench.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 17, 2024 09:42 AM (W/lyH)

88 Hawaiian pizza. Yum.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:38 AM (9yWhg)

fruit on pizza is ghey

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2024 09:39 AM (ENQN6)

::: olives have entered the chat :::
Posted by: jim

Tomatoes have entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2024 09:43 AM (gkpAx)

89 86 Well, you know what they say - an apple a day. . . is not enough for one person to survive on?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2024 09:42 AM (cCVOS)

I guess that would depend on the size of the apple...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 09:43 AM (ynpvh)

90 I saw Sloping Chest open for Nancy's Dragging Knockers at The Whisky in '88.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2024 09:43 AM (bo7UB)

91 The chest looks like it's sloping.

*glares*

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 17, 2024 09:43 AM (991eG)

92 My favorite apples are winesap and Macintosh.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2024 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

93 74 72 Don't apple seeds have some kind of toxin in them?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:39 AM (9yWhg)

Cyanide-based toxin
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 09:40 AM (ynpvh)

During the alar scare one survey had 70% of moms scared of alar and same survey said 50% regularly used car seats.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2024 09:43 AM (ENQN6)

94 Where is the orange representation?

Fruit equity now!

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2024 09:44 AM (lZVy/)

95 Morning.

Art is sketchy and meh.

Would not hang.

Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2024 09:44 AM (neZF0)

96 90,91 Horde mind!

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at April 17, 2024 09:44 AM (MvF+J)

97 Needs more action.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 17, 2024 09:44 AM (7fElN)

98 91 The chest looks like it's sloping.

*glares*

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 17, 2024 09:43 AM (991eG)

When Nancy goes for a walk, she takes hers for a drag.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 09:44 AM (ynpvh)

99 Those are some dirty drawers,

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2024 09:45 AM (lZVy/)

100 43 The MET says this was painted an an honor to Cezanne.
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Its provenance: the artist (1937–47; in October 1947 to Matisse); Pierre Matisse, New York (1947–d. 1989; stock no. 1965); his widow, Maria-Gaetana Matisse, née von Spreti, New York (1989–d. 2001); Pierre and Maria-Gaetana Matisse Foundation (2002; gift to MMA)

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 09:45 AM (vtyCZ)

101 94 Where is the orange representation?

Fruit equity now!

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2024 09:44 AM (lZVy/)

I thought fruits were already in the rainbow flag, including Oranges.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 09:45 AM (ynpvh)

102 >>Where is the orange representation?
Fruit equity now!

Racist! Where's the dragonfruit, the kiwi, the coconut, the. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2024 09:45 AM (cCVOS)

103 Still warm freshly baked apple fritters with a big mug of fresh coffee with real cream makes a tolerable breakfast.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 17, 2024 09:46 AM (pohLc)

104 GOOD ones, made with fruit and dough, deep fried to brown goodness, with a propery coating of sugar all 'round it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 09:41 AM (ynpvh)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XmvT6Zmyog

3 slashes on the top

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2024 09:46 AM (ENQN6)

105 If I die from apple seed poisoning, I'm taking all my stuff with me.

Also, the whole apple a day keeping doctors away thing is bullshit!

Posted by: Weasel at April 17, 2024 09:46 AM (RG6z4)

106 99 Those are some dirty drawers,

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 17, 2024 09:45 AM (lZVy/)

Depends, Joe. Depends...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 09:46 AM (ynpvh)

107 Cider donuts are awesome, too!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 17, 2024 09:47 AM (cCVOS)

108 However, the wood, both of the chest and the wall, has a really good texture to it. The whole thing seems dusty, somehow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2024 09:47 AM (J2vNu)

109 I thought fruits were already in the rainbow flag, including Oranges.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Bing: Do you know how to make a fruit cordial?
Dean: No, how do you make a fruit cordial?
Bing: Be nice to him.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:47 AM (9yWhg)

110 well i must pretend to work since they pretend to pay me

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2024 09:47 AM (ENQN6)

111 Wood you hit it?

Posted by: With a Slegehammer at April 17, 2024 09:48 AM (V5BDR)

112 Some Scott's Liquid Gold would brighten up this whole scene.

Posted by: Not For Apples, Though at April 17, 2024 09:49 AM (V5BDR)

113 >>>Don't apple seeds have some kind of toxin in them?

Oh yes, apples should be avoided at all costs!

Posted by: American Peaches Defense Fund at April 17, 2024 09:49 AM (CwhoI)

114 Old Lady West
Took offense at an innocent jest

**********

She's kind of touchy - a limerick

Mrs. West said, "Zoot!" and "Alors!"
Slapped me so hard it blew off my doors
I said, "What is it now,
you silly old cow?
I just offered to peek in your drawers!"

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 17, 2024 09:51 AM (991eG)

115 When Alberto Giacometti met Samuel Beckett
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And Queen Elizabeth got pissed-off and had them murdered in the cathedral!

The Tate London:
https://tinyurl.com/bdd2p9bp

Sketchy quality to almost all of the paintings illustrated.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 09:51 AM (vtyCZ)

116 This is in pretty rough shape, but the old wood is really condition under the lacquer. I can restore it, maybe do a "restoravation" on it where we recover its former glory and also add modern features like USB charging.

Posted by: YouTube Woodworker at April 17, 2024 09:51 AM (HnUIn)

117 The gun is in the top left drawer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 17, 2024 09:51 AM (bo7UB)

118 /sock fail

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 09:51 AM (991eG)

119 My favorite apples are winesap and Macintosh.
Posted by: redridinghood

Mine are when they are turned into hard cider.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2024 09:51 AM (gkpAx)

120 Part of Mr. Giacometti's 'Shit Laying Around My House' series.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 17, 2024 09:35 AM (CwhoI)
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*snort*

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 17, 2024 09:51 AM (ggOdn)

121 118 /sock fail

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 09:51 AM (991eG)

I dun figerred. Nancy wasn't slurring it enough.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 09:51 AM (ynpvh)

122 The same guy does those skinny sculptures.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 17, 2024 09:52 AM (Y6IkP)

123 Now do pinealpple seed.

Eat a pineapple seed, stand on your head, et voilà! You're puking up pineapple upside down cake!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 17, 2024 09:52 AM (BHrzb)

124 109 I thought fruits were already in the rainbow flag, including Oranges.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Bing: Do you know how to make a fruit cordial?
Dean: No, how do you make a fruit cordial?
Bing: Be nice to him.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:47 AM (9yWhg)
_______
Telling that got Steyn in trouble at NRO. Even before the Mann trial.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 17, 2024 09:52 AM (1bNHn)

125 Q: Where did Mill Kitty keep her blooomers?

A: In Chester's drawers

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 09:53 AM (991eG)

126 The Tate London:
https://tinyurl.com/bdd2p9bp

Sketchy quality to almost all of the paintings illustrated.
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Crap. It stayed on the homepage and didn't got to the "See all 21 works" [or whatever phrasing] link I thought the URL would show.

So hit the "21" link to see what I'm talking about, Willis!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 09:53 AM (vtyCZ)

127 I dislike this painting to its very core.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 17, 2024 09:54 AM (Q4IgG)

128 /sock fail
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But you're no heel, Muldoon.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 09:54 AM (vtyCZ)

129
The MET says this was painted an an honor to Cezanne.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2024 09:35 AM (ENQN6)

Wh-

...

...

Fuck that guy!!!

Posted by: Cezanne at April 17, 2024 09:54 AM (eDfFs)

130 Poor Weasel. I had an uncle who swallowed apple seeds in the 60s. He's dead now.

Posted by: Core Values at April 17, 2024 09:55 AM (V5BDR)

131 129
The MET says this was painted an an honor to Cezanne.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 17, 2024 09:35 AM (ENQN6)

Wh-

...

...

Fuck that guy!!!

Posted by: Cezanne at April 17, 2024 09:54 AM (eDfFs)

At least it wasn't the toilet exhibit; that one was shitty.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 09:56 AM (ynpvh)

132 Poor Weasel. I had an uncle who swallowed apple seeds in the 60s. He's dead now.
Posted by: Core Values

My grandparents drank dihydrogen monoxide.
They're dead now too.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2024 09:56 AM (gkpAx)

133 Bad year for apples, looks like.

Posted by: JT at April 17, 2024 09:57 AM (T4tVD)

134 130 Poor Weasel. I had an uncle who swallowed apple seeds in the 60s. He's dead now.

Posted by: Core Values at April 17, 2024 09:55 AM (V5BDR)

Plenty of people who've eaten apples have passed away.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 09:57 AM (ynpvh)

135 At least it wasn't the toilet exhibit; that one was shitty.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Urine good company with that opinion.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:57 AM (9yWhg)

136 I dislike this painting to its very core.
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Don't be such a ~~pedant~~ peduncle!
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Look it up; I had to.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 09:57 AM (vtyCZ)

137 135 At least it wasn't the toilet exhibit; that one was shitty.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Urine good company with that opinion.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:57 AM (9yWhg)

I would've commented earlier, but the exhibit was backed-up, and I refused to take the plunge(r).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 09:58 AM (ynpvh)

138 At least it wasn't the toilet exhibit; that one was shitty.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
*
Urine good company with that opinion.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024

***
You outhouse know it!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 17, 2024 09:58 AM (J2vNu)

139 136 I dislike this painting to its very core.
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Don't be such a pedant peduncle!
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Look it up; I had to.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 09:57 AM (vtyCZ)

At least I'm not a ped-aunt (pedant)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 09:58 AM (ynpvh)

140 At least it wasn't the toilet exhibit; that one was shitty.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Urine good company with that opinion.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:57 AM (9yWhg)

However, biologists get excited when they discover a new feces.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

141 However, biologists get excited when they discover a new feces.
Posted by: Sponge

So I've Heard.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:00 AM (9yWhg)

142 Alright, class.

A pop quiz to see who has been paying attention this morning!

https://tinyurl.com/2dtbvv2s

Posted by: Miss Jean Brodie at April 17, 2024 10:00 AM (vtyCZ)

143 140 At least it wasn't the toilet exhibit; that one was shitty.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Urine good company with that opinion.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:57 AM (9yWhg)

However, biologists get excited when they discover a new feces.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

The painting is missing something...the stool.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:00 AM (ynpvh)

144 LOL the artist's "Cat" sculpture.

Posted by: Tuna at April 17, 2024 10:00 AM (oaGWv)

145 Still life?
The termites are there!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2024 10:01 AM (RMhXV)

146 I would've commented earlier, but the exhibit was backed-up, and I refused to take the plunge(r).
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No shit??

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:01 AM (vtyCZ)

147 JackStraw, you mentioned in the MR that you work for fire departments across the U.S. and world. What do you actually do for/with them? I'm a firefighter so just curious. Thanks!

Posted by: AnchorPoint at April 17, 2024 10:01 AM (qgPFD)

148 142 Alright, class.

A pop quiz to see who has been paying attention this morning!

https://tinyurl.com/2dtbvv2s

Posted by: Miss Jean Brodie at April 17, 2024 10:00 AM (vtyCZ)

Where's the drawers?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:01 AM (ynpvh)

149 130 Poor Weasel. I had an uncle who swallowed apple seeds in the 60s. He's dead now.

Posted by: Core Values at April 17, 2024 09:55 AM (V5BDR)

He should've smoked some cigarettes to suffocate the bacteria in his stomach.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 17, 2024 10:01 AM (KbCG3)

150
Where's the drawers?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:01 AM (ynpvh)

On the ground, lookin like a fool.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

151 When I was a kid, after I was done eating an apple, I would pull off the stem and eat that. Took a lot of chewing, before I could swallow it, but I'd do it. Don't know why.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:02 AM (9yWhg)

152
My Uncle Peduncle was a stalker.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 17, 2024 10:03 AM (eDfFs)

153 C'mon, this guy's not even trying

Posted by: Don Black at April 17, 2024 10:03 AM (oCjPU)

154 Doh!

Mill = Miss

Geez Louise
Having a rough day so far.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 10:03 AM (991eG)

155 151 When I was a kid, after I was done eating an apple, I would pull off the stem and eat that. Took a lot of chewing, before I could swallow it, but I'd do it. Don't know why.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:02 AM (9yWhg)

Needed more fiber?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:03 AM (ynpvh)

156 152
My Uncle Peduncle was a stalker.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 17, 2024 10:03 AM (eDfFs)

Yes, but I bet he was green at it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:03 AM (ynpvh)

157 When I was a kid, after I was done eating an apple, I would pull off the stem and eat that. Took a lot of chewing, before I could swallow it, but I'd do it. Don't know why.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:02 AM (9yWhg)

It makes for barky stool.

Posted by: North Koreans at April 17, 2024 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

158 The painting is missing something...the stool.
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You asked for it.
https://tinyurl.com/4jjybujc

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:05 AM (vtyCZ)

159 Mill = Miss

Geez Louise
Having a rough day so far.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 10:03 AM (991eG)

Same finger, wrong hand....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

160 When I was a kid, after I was done eating an apple, I would pull off the stem and eat that. Took a lot of chewing, before I could swallow it, but I'd do it. Don't know why.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:02 AM (9yWhg)

Did anyone realize that Bulgaroctonus was a caterpillar?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Me neither.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 17, 2024 10:05 AM (eDfFs)

161 151 When I was a kid, after I was done eating an apple, I would pull off the stem and eat that. Took a lot of chewing, before I could swallow it, but I'd do it. Don't know why.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:02 AM (9yWhg)

Does that count as pica?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:05 AM (ynpvh)

162 These comments have taken a decidedly germanic turn with the subject.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 17, 2024 10:06 AM (4I/2K)

163 I'm being accosted by flies.

Go away flies! *Swats* I bathed yesterday!

Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2024 10:06 AM (XRzW3)

164 When I was a kid, after I was done eating an apple, I would pull off the stem and eat that. Took a lot of chewing, before I could swallow it, but I'd do it. Don't know why.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:02 AM (9yWhg)

Did anyone realize that Bulgaroctonus was a caterpillar?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Me neither.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 17, 2024 10:05 AM (eDfFs)

I am a dainty sugarplum.

Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2024 10:06 AM (XRzW3)

165 162 These comments have taken a decidedly germanic turn with the subject.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 17, 2024 10:06 AM (4I/2K)

Rule 34?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:06 AM (ynpvh)

166 Does that count as pica?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Only among the elite.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:07 AM (9yWhg)

167 I dislike this painting to its very core.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

******

I don't know. It's rather appealing to me!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 10:07 AM (991eG)

168 167 I dislike this painting to its very core.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

******

I don't know. It's rather appealing to me!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 10:07 AM (991eG)

It has some fine grain to it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:07 AM (ynpvh)

169 this work is just so monotone, Giaicometti knows better than to show up with this mess

Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2024 10:07 AM (dCxaZ)

170 169 this work is just so monotone, Giaicometti knows better than to show up with this mess

Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2024 10:07 AM (dCxaZ)

"I know, and apple will liven it up!"--Giacometti

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:08 AM (ynpvh)

171 Did anyone realize that Bulgaroctonus was a caterpillar?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Me neither.
Posted by: naturalfake

I can tell how bad the next winter is going to be by how long my ear hair is.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:09 AM (9yWhg)

172 LOL - The Florida Democratic Party has been reduced to using billboards to get somebody, anybody, to run for office in Polk, Madison, Miami-Dade and Seminole counties: https://tinyurl.com/3253eara

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 17, 2024 10:09 AM (CwhoI)

173 168 167 I dislike this painting to its very core.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

******

I don't know. It's rather appealing to me!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 10:07 AM (991eG)

It has some fine grain to it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:07 AM (ynpvh)

Thin skinned. Now, if it had been a banana, THAT would have appeal...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:09 AM (ynpvh)

174 This does look like something you'd see at a starving artist sale in a Motel 6 conference room.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

175 167 I dislike this painting to its very core.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

******
I don't know. It's rather appealing to me!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 10:07 AM (991eG)

It has some fine grain to it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:07 AM (ynpvh)
******
I applelaud your efforts.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2024 10:10 AM (NpAcC)

176 Does that count as pica?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Well, it certainly isn't elite.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 17, 2024 10:10 AM (lTGtQ)

177 Now, if it had been a banana, THAT would have appeal...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Isn't it National Banana Day?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:10 AM (9yWhg)

178 This painting inspires me to write a pome!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 10:11 AM (991eG)

179
I like this piece very much. I don't know enough about art to call this abstract or anything but old carpentry pops out all over it.

Very woody. Not tinny.

Posted by: Auspex at April 17, 2024 10:11 AM (j4U/Z)

180 Didn't Giacometti whittle down his sculptures to basically toothpicks ... OCD is fun.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2024 10:11 AM (YIxO9)

181 I dislike this painting to its very core.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

******
I don't know. It's rather appealing to me!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 10:07 AM (991eG)

It has some fine grain to it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:07 AM (ynpvh)
******
I applelaud your efforts.
Posted by: redridinghood

Stop it. These puns are orcharding me.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:11 AM (9yWhg)

182 177 Now, if it had been a banana, THAT would have appeal...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Isn't it National Banana Day?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:10 AM (9yWhg)

Why yes, it is. Hopefully it isn't also national condom day...
And it isn't. That was feb 14th. LOL.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:11 AM (ynpvh)

183 Now, if it had been a banana, THAT would have appeal...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Isn't it National Banana Day?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:10 AM (9yWhg)
******
Yes it is.
I need to speak to the manager.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 17, 2024 10:11 AM (NpAcC)

184 This does look like something you'd see at a starving artist sale in a Motel 6 conference room.
Posted by: Sponge

That's how we got art work for our first house. Dallas Marriott in Addison.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2024 10:12 AM (gkpAx)

185 178 Perfect!

Posted by: Preparing gp For Lazy Loading at April 17, 2024 10:12 AM (MvF+J)

186 178 This painting inspires me to write a pome!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 10:11 AM (991eG)

Will it be 'bout Granny Smith?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:12 AM (ynpvh)

187
Very woody. Not tinny.
Posted by: Auspex at April 17, 2024 10:11 AM (j4U/Z)

It's not immoral if it's a only a step.

Posted by: Woody Allen at April 17, 2024 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

188 You're making me miss McDonald's fried apple pies.

Remember those?

Mmm. So good.

Ow! So hot!

Mmmmm. Sooo good.

OW!!! Too hot.

Mmmm....

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 17, 2024 10:13 AM (JCLJi)

189 A Doctor a day keeps an apple away or something like that

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2024 10:13 AM (Akjoo)

190 This painting inspires me to write a pome!
Posted by: Muldoon

Nothing too vermose, please. I hate excessive worminess.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:14 AM (9yWhg)

191
That's how we got art work for our first house. Dallas Marriott in Addison.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2024 10:12 AM (gkpAx)

All the art that hangs in my house is from relatives that passed away. I like your method better.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

192 189 A Doctor a day keeps an apple away or something like that

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2024 10:13 AM (Akjoo)

Of course, shove the apple up the doctor and you'll keep both away.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:14 AM (ynpvh)

193 If I scrape up the scummy refuse on this warehouse floor I bet I can make spiffy painting of an old classroom desk.

Posted by: look whats not at April 17, 2024 10:15 AM (nakGR)

194 190 This painting inspires me to write a pome!
Posted by: Muldoon

Nothing too vermose, please. I hate excessive worminess.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:14 AM (9yWhg)

It won't be done with a-plumb.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:15 AM (ynpvh)

195 It's a Braeburn.

Posted by: Dale Gribble at April 17, 2024 10:15 AM (YIxO9)

196 That's a bad apple. Probably has a worm in it

Posted by: Ben Had at April 17, 2024 10:15 AM (88juN)

197 I can tell how bad the next winter is going to be by how long my ear hair is.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:09 AM (9yWhg)

*chuckles* +1

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 17, 2024 10:16 AM (4I/2K)

198 195 It's a Braeburn.

Posted by: Dale Gribble at April 17, 2024 10:15 AM (YIxO9)

Don't know what part of the anatomy the brae is, but burning can't be good.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:16 AM (ynpvh)

199 "Apples" is Cockney rhyming slang for "stairs." From the phrase "apples and pears."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:16 AM (9yWhg)

200 You're making me miss McDonald's fried apple pies.

I miss Hostess fruit pies. Big and thick, with lots of glazed sugar on top.

I miss those chocolate Big Wheels too.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 10:18 AM (Q0kLU)

201 Now they tell us!

IMF urges countries to rein in spending and rebuild their fiscal buffers.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:18 AM (vtyCZ)

202 Alec Baldwin's prison cell.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 17, 2024 10:18 AM (YIxO9)

203 Plenty of people who've eaten apples have passed away.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 09:57 AM (ynpvh)

"Take a bite", she said. "It's delicious" she said. Oy gevalt.

Posted by: Adam at April 17, 2024 10:19 AM (PiwSw)

204 Damn, now I want an apple pie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:19 AM (9yWhg)

205 199 "Apples" is Cockney rhyming slang for "stairs." From the phrase "apples and pears."
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Bristols = Bristol City = titties!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:20 AM (vtyCZ)

206 The painting is o.k., but I think the artist hasn't quite mastered 3D.

Posted by: m at April 17, 2024 10:21 AM (o3SCB)

207 Not into to the appellation of this painting.

Posted by: Rex B at April 17, 2024 10:21 AM (rxv4u)

208 CNBC headline. Unexpectedly...

Russia is expected to grow faster than all advanced economies this year

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 17, 2024 10:21 AM (JFlPn)

209 @201

>>IMF urges countries to rein in spending and rebuild their fiscal buffers.

The entire system is built upon unending and ever increasing spending, specifically US spending, so unless they are signaling they desire a world wide economic decade long depression, which they very well might be, this is largely going to be ignored.

Or alternatively...

Stock up on gold and provisions, the ride is about to get bumpy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 17, 2024 10:22 AM (oJb1g)

210 The painting is o.k., but I think the artist hasn't quite mastered 3D.
Posted by: m

He didn't paint large-breasted nude woman until later in his career.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:22 AM (9yWhg)

211 199 "Apples" is Cockney rhyming slang for "stairs." From the phrase "apples and pears."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:16 AM (9yWhg)

I wonder how they can call Cockney hate speech if they can't figure out what it means.

Posted by: Auspex at April 17, 2024 10:22 AM (j4U/Z)

212 Isn't it National Banana Day?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:10 AM (9yWhg)
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Geeze, how many days do these fruits get?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 10:22 AM (HnUIn)

213 Now they tell us!

IMF urges countries to rein in spending and rebuild their fiscal buffers.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:18 AM (vtyCZ)
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LOL. Pot, meet kettle.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 10:23 AM (HnUIn)

214 Wow, this is boring.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg)

Kinda boring.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 17, 2024 09:31 AM (9SHqx)

Blow me.

Get your own Art Thread!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:23 AM (bXAsf)

215 15 Teacher's dead.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 09:32 AM (vtyCZ)

hahahaha canuck

Posted by: m at April 17, 2024 10:23 AM (o3SCB)

216
Russia is expected to grow faster than all advanced economies this year
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood

It is *so* unexpected that a country that doesn't limit its energy production does well, isn't it?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2024 10:23 AM (RMhXV)

217 2 Nice chest!!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 17, 2024 09:31 AM (991eG)
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Bewbs? Where?

Posted by: Ciampino - got to bewbs very fast at April 17, 2024 10:24 AM (qfLjt)

218 Blow me.

Get your own Art Thread!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

But we have too much fun bitching on this one.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:24 AM (9yWhg)

219 "Apple" is often used as a suggestive synonym for "Boobs!" by painters.

Known fact.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 17, 2024 10:24 AM (JFlPn)

220 The entire system is built upon unending and ever increasing spending, specifically US spending, so unless they are signaling they desire a world wide economic decade long depression, which they very well might be, this is largely going to be ignored.

Or alternatively...

Stock up on gold and provisions, the ride is about to get bumpy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 17, 2024 10:22 AM (oJb1g)
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Heh. More or less. There's a fiscal and monetary cliff, and the only way to avoid going off of it is for the vast and complex network of corruption and theft to be sacrificed - and all of those dependent on it, including the ruling class. Ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 10:24 AM (HnUIn)

221
This is an amazing work of art CBD. What a discovery!

Posted by: The Class Suck Up at April 17, 2024 10:24 AM (RKVpM)

222 "Apple" is often used as a suggestive synonym for "Boobs!" by painters.

Known fact.
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 17, 2024 10:24 AM (JFlPn)
++++
Based on the quiz sheet posted in 142, I thought it would be a slang term for something else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 10:25 AM (HnUIn)

223 Was up late for Pixy so got up late. Isn't retirement great? No, only the 'sleep when you want' part is great.

Posted by: Ciampino - most things no longer work well at April 17, 2024 10:26 AM (qfLjt)

224 This is an amazing work of art CBD. What a discovery!
Posted by: The Class Suck Up at April 17, 2024 10:24 AM (RKVpM)
============
Did you leave an apple on his desk?

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 17, 2024 10:26 AM (JFlPn)

225 Posted by: The Class Suck Up at April 17, 2024 10:24 AM (RKVpM)

Thread Winner!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:26 AM (bXAsf)

226 "I'm not drinking any fucking merlot!"-

Paul Giacometti

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 17, 2024 10:27 AM (R4t5M)

227 Don't know what part of the anatomy the brae is, but burning can't be good.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:16 AM (ynpvh)

Only happens when I pee.

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2024 10:28 AM (AwYPR)

228
Blow me.

Get your own Art Thread!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:23 AM (bXAsf)

But, it's more fun to shit on yours!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

229 But, it's more fun to shit on yours!
Posted by: Sponge

*fistbump*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:29 AM (9yWhg)

230 "Apple" is often used as a suggestive synonym for "Boobs!" by painters.

Known fact.
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 17, 2024 10:24 AM (JFlPn)
++++
Based on the quiz sheet posted in 142, I thought it would be a slang term for something else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 10:25 AM (HnUIn)
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Well, that one is Science. In Science, "Apple" means "Vagina". Totally different than in art.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 17, 2024 10:29 AM (JFlPn)

231 ==============
Well, that one is Science. In Science, "Apple" means "Vagina". Totally different than in art.
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 17, 2024 10:29 AM (JFlPn)

*searches for songs about eating her apple*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

232 Blow me.

Get your own Art Thread!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:23 AM (bXAsf)

But, it's more fun to shit on yours!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)
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Shake hands and call it a drawer.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 17, 2024 10:30 AM (8vFwL)

233 Although were I to get my own Art Thread, it would be depictions of boobs every day.

Maybe the occasional landscape or seascape, but only if they also contained boobs.

Probably the 'Ettes would not like it very much.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:30 AM (9yWhg)

234 You see, it turns out that Katherine Maher is no ordinary ascendant progressive media executive. No, this woman’s social-media history reveals her to be the Kwisatz Haderach of white wokeness, presumably bred through generations of careful genetic selection to be the supernaturally perfect embodiment of Affluent White Female Liberalism.

Posted by: Muad'Dib at April 17, 2024 10:31 AM (RHGPo)

235 But, it's more fun to shit on yours!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17,

The month-long Freud retrospective is going to be lit!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:31 AM (bXAsf)

236 143 140 At least it wasn't the toilet exhibit; that one was shitty.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Urine good company with that opinion.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 09:57 AM (9yWhg)

However, biologists get excited when they discover a new feces.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

The painting is missing something...the stool.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 17, 2024 10:00 AM (ynpvh)
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Did someone push it in or what are you plying TP-wise?

Posted by: Ciampino - 1-ply or 2-ply? at April 17, 2024 10:32 AM (qfLjt)

237 "THERE ARE FOUR COLORS!"

/Obligatory, and like them here

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 17, 2024 10:32 AM (4DXOV)

238 Wus all theees then?

Posted by: Montec at April 17, 2024 10:32 AM (tpjlM)

239
The month-long Freud retrospective is going to be lit!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:31 AM (bXAsf)

*flashes back to the month long Zappa videos*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

240 *searches for songs about eating her apple*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)
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https://tinyurl.com/59ptsnn4

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 17, 2024 10:33 AM (ZY5SV)

241 The month-long Freud retrospective is going to be lit!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:31 AM (bXAsf)
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I think you have some things to work out regarding your mutter und fathur.

Posted by: Freud at April 17, 2024 10:33 AM (HnUIn)

242 Kwisatz Haderach of white wokeness

Posted by: Muad'Dib at April 17, 2024 10:31 AM (RHGPo)
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קפיצת הדרך

Correct transliteration spelling: Kfi'tzat Haderech.

Essentially meaning "fast-track."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 17, 2024 10:34 AM (8vFwL)

243 "Apple" is often used as a suggestive synonym for "Boobs!" by painters.

Known fact.
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True.

I've seen eras with large-breasted women's paintings referred to as "melons" and small-breasted as "apples" showing changing ideals of feminine beauty. Think Italian Renaissance versus Low Countries/Northern European. Suggested internet search for 'Adam and Eve' paintings.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:34 AM (vtyCZ)

244 But, it's more fun to shit on yours!
Posted by: Sponge

Huh. Didn't know you were German, Sponge.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 10:35 AM (Q0kLU)

245 If the SCOTUS rules against them in the Fischer case, the DOJ will have absolutely no legal defense against lawsuits filed by the J6 defendants. I want Lavrentiy Beria Jr, I'm sorry, I mean Merrick Garland at the Department of JustUs reduced to trying to defend 42 USC 1983 lawsuits for deprivation of rights under color of law, against him personally, and failing horribly against pro se plaintiffs. I want him reduced to wearing rags, and digging through garbage cans for something to eat. That would be actual justice.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 17, 2024 10:35 AM (CecP5)

246 The month-long Freud retrospective is going to be lit!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:31 AM (bXAsf)

Yes, I'm sure id will be.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:36 AM (9yWhg)

247 Huh. Didn't know you were German, Sponge.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 10:35 AM (Q0kLU)

Half!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

248 Posted by: Muad'Dib at April 17, 2024 10:31 AM (RHGPo)

Maher's parents should have stuck to anal, although judging by the shit in her head, maybe they did.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:36 AM (bXAsf)

249 The month-long Freud retrospective is going to be lit!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:31 AM (bXAsf)

I wonder, was this the same Freud I once saw on the "Tonight Show" w/Johnny Carson many years ago?

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2024 10:36 AM (AwYPR)

250 American craftsmen and artisans contributing to the restoration of Notre Dame Cathedral:

https://tinyurl.com/2jc3ek9z

Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2024 10:36 AM (dCxaZ)

251 Art? A commentary on flat chestedness?

Posted by: TC at April 17, 2024 10:37 AM (FjlUt)

252 Huh. Didn't know you were German, Sponge.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 10:35 AM (Q0kLU)

Half!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
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The Shmazi half, right?

Right?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 17, 2024 10:37 AM (8vFwL)

253 Correct transliteration spelling: Kfi'tzat Haderech.

Give a dog a bone ?

Posted by: JT at April 17, 2024 10:37 AM (T4tVD)

254 American craftsmen and artisans contributing to the restoration of Notre Dame Cathedral:

https://tinyurl.com/2jc3ek9z
Posted by: kallisto

Be funny if they put a golden dome on it somewhere.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:37 AM (9yWhg)

255 If the SCOTUS rules against them in the Fischer case, the DOJ will have absolutely no legal defense against lawsuits filed by the J6 defendants

this is what I pray for every night. it is literally the only hope to avoid very bad outcomes (of which civil war is not the worst)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 17, 2024 10:38 AM (AcWfM)

256
Meh

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at April 17, 2024 10:38 AM (X4yCj)

257 from the article about Notre Dame:

he work “changed my life,” Silver told NBC News on Sunday, and he said it had given him a new appreciation of the skills carpenters had in the Middle Ages. “It’s a once in a millennium experience,” he said in an interview. “Having that as my job site at my place of work every day does not get old.”Silver, who is part of Carpenters Without Borders, a team of volunteers who restore historical structures the world over, is one of a handful of craftsmen from around the world who are trained to carry out the work of rebuilding Notre Dame.

Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2024 10:38 AM (dCxaZ)

258 Meh
Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at April 17, 2024 10:38 AM (X4yCj)

Bob Ross farts in his general direction.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

259 Give a dog a bone ?
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2024 10:37 AM (T4tVD)
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/sits up and begs

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 17, 2024 10:39 AM (8vFwL)

260 245 If the SCOTUS rules against them in the Fischer case, the DOJ will have absolutely no legal defense against lawsuits filed by the J6 defendants.

.. I've said for a while that there are billions to be made by some adventurous lawyer when J6 is unrolled

Posted by: Muad'Dib at April 17, 2024 10:39 AM (RHGPo)

261 251 Art? A commentary on flat chestedness?

Posted by: TC at April 17, 2024 10:37 AM (FjlUt)
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Chest-of-drawers -- very good!

Posted by: Ciampino - 1-ply or 2-ply? 3-ply wins at April 17, 2024 10:39 AM (qfLjt)

262 Give a dog a bone ?
Posted by: JT at April 17, 2024 10:37 AM (T4tVD)

You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/9dD5r7N7Imw

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

263
You people with your full German heritage.

My ancestors came from the Alsace-Lorraine area so I'm not sure whether German or French.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2024 10:40 AM (RKVpM)

264 Protesters Storm Stage During NYC Mayor Eric Adams’ Speech: "How Much Money Do You Take from the Rich?"

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That's a shame. Anyway . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 10:40 AM (FVME7)

265 IMF urges countries to rein in spending and rebuild their fiscal buffers.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:18 AM (vtyCZ)

I didn't even know Ethan Hunt was an economist too.

Posted by: spindrift at April 17, 2024 10:40 AM (OguvZ)

266 was this the same Freud I once saw on the "Tonight Show" w/Johnny Carson many years ago?

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2024 10:36 AM (AwYPR)

No idea, but it would have been weird!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:40 AM (bXAsf)

267 My great grandfather's name was Adolf.

No, not that one......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

268 263
You people with your full German heritage.

My ancestors came from the Alsace-Lorraine area so I'm not sure whether German or French.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2024 10:40 AM (RKVpM)

Only half-German here, boss.

So Uncle Palp would only want to kill half of me, I think.

Posted by: XTC at April 17, 2024 10:41 AM (UnA8+)

269 Probably the 'Ettes would not like it very much.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:30 AM (9yWhg)

why not? CBD said he's giving us equal time. MWF the Art Thread will consist of a cavalcade of developed pecs, six-packs and massive boners courtesy of the XY population.

you Morons get Tuesday and Thursday for the boobage

Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2024 10:41 AM (dCxaZ)

270 Longtime NPR Editor Who Documented Their Liberal Bias Suspended Without Pay, Threatened With Termination

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Has he never heard of omerta?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 10:42 AM (FVME7)

271 The muted colors and lack of dynamism obviously means the artist was very hungover and wants you to suffer for his art. This is from the Hunter Biden School, post-Vegas period.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 17, 2024 10:42 AM (MiRvb)

272 I want him reduced to wearing rags, and digging through garbage cans for something to eat. That would be actual justice.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 17, 2024 10:35 AM (CecP5)

That's letting him off easy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:42 AM (bXAsf)

273 Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2024 10:40 AM (RKVpM)

look on the bright side...they're bilingual!

Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2024 10:43 AM (dCxaZ)

274 That's letting him off easy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:42 AM (bXAsf)

Yeah, I'd prefer a firing squad

Posted by: It's me donna at April 17, 2024 10:43 AM (Akjoo)

275 Supreme Court Rejects Black Lives Matter Appeal, Holds Leader Liable for Violence

.. Far-left activist Deray Mckesson was sued in 2016 by a Baton Rouge police officer, who remained a nameless “John Doe” for the case, after the officer was injured by a protester who threw a “rock-like” object at him and hit him.

Posted by: Muad'Dib at April 17, 2024 10:43 AM (RHGPo)

276 My great grandfather's name was Adolf.

No, not that one......
Posted by: Sponge

So, you're an heir to the Coors fortune?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:43 AM (9yWhg)

277 Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2024 10:41 AM (dCxaZ)

Send me suggestions that you and Garrett and Sponge would like!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:44 AM (bXAsf)

278 >>IMF urges countries to rein in spending and rebuild their fiscal buffers.

The entire system is built upon unending and ever increasing spending, specifically US spending, so unless they are signaling they desire a world wide economic decade long depression, which they very well might be, this is largely going to be ignored.

Or alternatively...

Stock up on gold and provisions, the ride is about to get bumpy.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Gold, SILVER & provisions.

Silver for everyday things like bread & vegetables.
Provisions like food stuffs.

Gold for major purchases or bribery during bug outs.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2024 10:44 AM (gkpAx)

279 No idea, but it would have been weird!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:40 AM (bXAsf)

It was his brother, Clement...who was apparently a piece of work.

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2024 10:44 AM (AwYPR)

280 I didn't even know Ethan Hunt was an economist too.
Posted by: spindrift at April 17, 2024 10:40 AM (OguvZ)
++++
If the job in any way requires - or can be contrived to require - running or riding a motorcycle, Tom Cruise can do that job!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 10:44 AM (HnUIn)

281 You people with your full German heritage.

My ancestors came from the Alsace-Lorraine area so I'm not sure whether German or French.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 17, 2024 10:40 AM (RKVpM)

Here is a quick test , do you have an inexplicable desire to drink copious amounts of beer in September, follow orders, march naked in the woods and invade your neighbors ?

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2024 10:45 AM (V13WU)

282 Alberto obviously had lots of white paint but was a little short on the rest, except black. So he diluted the vibrant colors with white and it came out washed out.
If that is actually what that piece looked like then the carpenter should be shot - the second drawer on the right cannot be opened without opening the one below.

Posted by: Ciampino - Even shop class could do better at April 17, 2024 10:45 AM (qfLjt)

283 why not? CBD said he's giving us equal time. MWF the Art Thread will consist of a cavalcade of developed pecs, six-packs and massive boners courtesy of the XY population.

you Morons get Tuesday and Thursday for the boobage
Posted by: kallisto

But I was talking about my Art Thread, not Mr. Dildo's.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:45 AM (9yWhg)

284 I had a great-grandfather name Adolphe.
Even before Hitler's time, that became "Duffy."

Both my grandfathers wore toothbrush mustaches right through WWII. Nobody was going to tell them what they could do.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 17, 2024 10:46 AM (zdLoL)

285 Send me suggestions that you and Garrett and Sponge would like!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:44 AM (bXAsf)

here's one, but it's SFW, so prolly doesn't count:

https://tinyurl.com/34krjxfz

Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2024 10:46 AM (dCxaZ)

286 Latest in European Farmers Protests: Swiss Ranchers Dumping Dead Sheep Challenging Protected Status of Wolves

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Colorado has just reintroduced wolves. I've seen at least two stories about wolf attacks that were (intentionally?) sparse on detail but since no human victims were mentioned, I assume they were attacks on livestock.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 10:46 AM (FVME7)

287 Now they tell us!

IMF urges countries to rein in spending and rebuild their fiscal buffers.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:18 AM (vtyCZ)
++++
LOL. Pot, meet kettle.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 10:23 AM (HnUIn)

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Modern Monetary ~~Theory~~ Destruction hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 17, 2024 10:47 AM (Z8TtD)

288 But I was talking about my Art Thread, not Mr. Dildo's.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:45 AM (9yWhg)

you have an Art Thread?

Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2024 10:47 AM (dCxaZ)

289
So, you're an heir to the Coors fortune?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:43 AM (9yWhg)

You asked for it.......

https://youtu.be/4T1t5OFOYDU

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

290 Wondering what anyone thinks about the browser Aloha?

Posted by: sidney at April 17, 2024 10:48 AM (Uy/WF)

291 We're suing this painting for 4 billion euros due to monopolistic behavior.

Posted by: European Union at April 17, 2024 10:48 AM (w9Wax)

292 you have an Art Thread?
Posted by: kallisto

No, but if I did it be very boob-heavy. With heavy boobs. That was the point of my post.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:48 AM (9yWhg)

293 Colorado has just reintroduced wolves. I've seen at least two stories about wolf attacks that were (intentionally?) sparse on detail but since no human victims were mentioned, I assume they were attacks on livestock.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 10:46 AM (FVME7)

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I just got a great idea for how to clear vridge and highway blockages by fascist domestic terrorists ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 17, 2024 10:48 AM (Z8TtD)

294 I'm sitting in a pub in Mayfair, having a cake ale [a bit dark for my taste, but still good) and contemplating whether to have a meat pie, fish and chips, or maybe bangers and mash.

After the next pint I will review your comments and decide on the theme for May.

Based on Bulgaroctonus and others, homoerotic asphyxiation is now on the list of topics.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:49 AM (bXAsf)

295 Here is a quick test , do you have an inexplicable desire to drink copious amounts of beer in September, follow orders, march naked in the woods and invade your neighbors ?
Posted by: runner at April 17, 2024 10:45 AM (V13WU)
++++
Or do you have an inexplicable desire to drink wine all the time, follow orders, march naked in the woods and invade your neighbors?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 10:49 AM (HnUIn)

296 Supreme Court Rejects Black Lives Matter Appeal, Holds Leader Liable for Violence

.. Far-left activist Deray Mckesson was sued in 2016 by a Baton Rouge police officer, who remained a nameless “John Doe” for the case, after the officer was injured by a protester who threw a “rock-like” object at him and hit him.
Posted by: Muad'Dib

CAIR is next!
And every other Friday inciter of mayhem, please.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2024 10:49 AM (RMhXV)

297 *bridge

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 17, 2024 10:49 AM (Z8TtD)

298
here's one, but it's SFW, so prolly doesn't count:

https://tinyurl.com/34krjxfz
Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2024 10:46 AM (dCxaZ)

I'm not sure how garrett's homoerotic fantasies are tied to me....... That's all Ace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

299 >>> 260 245 If the SCOTUS rules against them in the Fischer case, the DOJ will have absolutely no legal defense against lawsuits filed by the J6 defendants.

.. I've said for a while that there are billions to be made by some adventurous lawyer when J6 is unrolled
Posted by: Muad'Dib at April 17, 2024 10:39 AM (RHGPo)

No standing!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #718 at April 17, 2024 10:50 AM (llON8)

300 If the SCOTUS rules against them in the Fischer case, the DOJ will have absolutely no legal defense against lawsuits filed by the J6 defendants.

.. I've said for a while that there are billions to be made by some adventurous lawyer when J6 is unrolled
Posted by: Muad'Dib

Fuck billions. I want a body count. Of everyone involved in locking them up and keeping them locked up. The fact that our OWN government did this because of politics demands a body count.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2024 10:50 AM (gkpAx)

301 Colorado has just reintroduced wolves. I've seen at least two stories about wolf attacks that were (intentionally?) sparse on detail but since no human victims were mentioned, I assume they were attacks on livestock.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 10:46 AM (FVME7)
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The environmentalists (emphasis on "mental") pushed for wolf reintroduction for *decades* in CO, and the ranchers and the less-insane residents kept defeating it. As CO has crossed the rubicon, it finally passed. The results will be as predicted.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 10:50 AM (HnUIn)

302 Bert was in a bad mood when he painted that piece of work.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2024 10:51 AM (HLBYA)

303 Based on Bulgaroctonus and others, homoerotic asphyxiation is now on the list of topics.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:49 AM (bXAsf)

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So you're saying a Kung Fu painting has a chance?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 17, 2024 10:51 AM (Z8TtD)

304
Based on Bulgaroctonus and others, homoerotic asphyxiation is now on the list of topics.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Note to self: might want to stay on the Morning Thread a lot longer in May.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2024 10:51 AM (RMhXV)

305 301 As CO has crossed the rubicon, it finally passed. The results will be as predicted.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 10:50 AM (HnUIn)

======

*nods sagaciously*

Utopia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 17, 2024 10:51 AM (GBKbO)

306 but since no human victims were mentioned, I assume they were attacks on livestock.
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#BLM -- Bovine Lows Mooer

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:51 AM (vtyCZ)

307 Utopia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 17, 2024 10:51 AM (GBKbO)
++++
Yup. It's so utopian that I ran away.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 10:52 AM (HnUIn)

308 Go Dutch !

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2024 10:52 AM (V13WU)

309 I'm sitting in a pub in Mayfair, having a cake ale [a bit dark for my taste, but still good) and contemplating whether to have a meat pie, fish and chips, or maybe bangers and mash.

I hate you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 10:52 AM (Q0kLU)

310 contemplating whether to have a meat pie, fish and chips

please choose the fish and chips in tribute to the outstanding meal I had in Dover. Was it a meal actually, I don't know, it was just battered haddock and chips wrapped up in brown paper for me to take home but boy was it good eatin'

Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2024 10:52 AM (dCxaZ)

311 Based on Bulgaroctonus and others, homoerotic asphyxiation is now on the list of topics.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:49 AM (bXAsf)

--------------

So you're saying a Kung Fu painting has a chance?
Posted by: ShainS

As long as it's on black velvet with uv paints.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2024 10:52 AM (gkpAx)

312 Oh...cricket is on the telly! It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:53 AM (bXAsf)

313 I will be in London in the near future, but only for a few hours and will remain in the airport.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

314 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Joy Reid suggests that the criminal cases brought against Trump is racially-based vengeance by black officials:
"Go DEI. My DEIs are bringing it home."

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Well, if that doesn't spell justice and equal protection, I don't know what does!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 10:53 AM (FVME7)

315 >>> 314 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Joy Reid suggests that the criminal cases brought against Trump is racially-based vengeance by black officials:
"Go DEI. My DEIs are bringing it home."

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Well, if that doesn't spell justice and equal protection, I don't know what does!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 10:53 AM (FVME7)

I'm an ALLY!

Posted by: Joy Reid at April 17, 2024 10:54 AM (llON8)

316 It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Fannie Willis at April 17, 2024 10:54 AM (w9Wax)

317 What's a cricket doin' on the telly??

Posted by: vox pop housewife at April 17, 2024 10:54 AM (vtyCZ)

318 Oh...cricket is on the telly! It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:53 AM (bXAsf)
++++
Cricket and golf are both things that I could never understand how watching them on television could be entertaining.

Then I heard a golf broadcast on the radio. I'm surprised that's legal. It's so dull that it will certainly put drivers to sleep.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 10:54 AM (HnUIn)

319 I will be in London in the near future, but only for a few hours and will remain in the airport.
Posted by: Sponge

You will be flying FIRST! class, I hope.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:54 AM (9yWhg)

320 having a cake ale [a bit dark for my taste

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I can't find a description for 'cake ale' anywhere.
I'm not sure it's a 'type' of beer.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2024 10:55 AM (RMhXV)

321 I hate you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 10:52 AM (Q0kLU)

As you should!

I had dinner at Ian McKellen's pub last night.

Solid place...and 450 years old.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:55 AM (bXAsf)

322
You will be flying FIRST! class, I hope.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:54 AM (9yWhg)

Unfortunately, no......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

323 Shit. CASK ale.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:55 AM (bXAsf)

324 312 Oh...cricket is on the telly! It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:53 AM (bXAsf)

Oooh, a Googly! Well done.

Posted by: Things you can say about cricket at April 17, 2024 10:55 AM (PiwSw)

325 Joy Reid suggests that the criminal cases brought against Trump is racially-based vengeance by black officials:

these pyrsyns truly are brain dead. Young men of color experienced higher employment rate during Trump's presidency than any other time in the 20c, even under the reign of the lightbringer
But the braindead slay kweens don't want to hear it.

I tried to explain this to an AA female in my acquaintance, she stormed out and I haven't seen her since.

Posted by: kallisto at April 17, 2024 10:55 AM (dCxaZ)

326 Joy Reid suggests that the criminal cases brought against Trump is racially-based vengeance by black officials:
"Go DEI. My DEIs are bringing it home."

Sez the lady, who wears a Trump wig.

Posted by: BignJames at April 17, 2024 10:55 AM (AwYPR)

327 321 I had dinner at Ian McKellen's pub last night.

Solid place...and 450 years old.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:55 AM (bXAsf)

=======

And not covered in gay pride flags?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 17, 2024 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

328 I didn't even know Ethan Hunt was an economist too.
Posted by: spindrift

Jonathan Chait
@jonathanchait
Krugman is right about the economy and the people are wrong

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Well, I'm glad we got that settled.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 10:56 AM (FVME7)

329 I favor dungeons over body counts in respect to all extra legal activists during this period.

Nice damp moldy stone walled dungeons with piss pots, gruel and plenty of time to reflect on their misdeeds. No torture as in Turkish prisons but there will be punishment for those who act out.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2024 10:56 AM (HLBYA)

330 Under questioning from Kavanaugh about prison sentences, Prelogar tried to make it sound like 1512c2 defendants with other nonviolent offenses (common misdemeanors) only get about 24 months in jail.

She quickly mentioned the “Brock” case–referring to Larry Brock, a man from Texas convicted at bench trial of 1512c2 and 5 misdemeanors–and the “enhancement” recently overturned by DC appellate court in 1512c2 convictions.

So what did DOJ ask for in Brock case? Not 24-26 months as Prelogar attempted to mislead Kavanaugh into believing.

NO–DOJ asked for 60 months in prison.

Posted by: Muad'Dib at April 17, 2024 10:56 AM (RHGPo)

331 I like this painting more than some of his sculptured pieces such as 'The Nose' or 'Woman with Her Throat Cut. (Yikes!)

Guggenheim, Alberto Giacometti, in part,

"In 1955, he was honored with retrospectives at the Arts Council Gallery, London, and the Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York. He received the Sculpture Prize at the 1961 Carnegie International in Pittsburgh and the Grand Prize for Sculpture at the 1962 Venice Biennale, where he was given his own exhibition area. In 1965, Giacometti exhibitions were organized by the Tate Gallery, London, the Museum of Modern Art, New York, the Louisiana Museum, Humlebaek, Denmark, and the Stedelijk Museum, Amsterdam. That same year, he was awarded the Grand Prix National des Arts by the French government.

Thanks.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 17, 2024 10:57 AM (NFX2v)

332 Based on Bulgaroctonus and others, homoerotic asphyxiation is now on the list of topics.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Geesh. OK, I'm sorry I called today's art selection boring. I will never, ever do it again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:57 AM (9yWhg)

333 Solid place...and 450 years old.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:55 AM (bXAsf)
++++
As a colleague of mine who immigrated from England put it, "the primary difference between Britain and America is that in Britain, 100 miles is a long way and in America, 100 years is a long time."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 17, 2024 10:57 AM (HnUIn)

334 Shit. CASK ale.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

That's better and now I think I might have to go to a brewery I know of in Tempe.
They open a cask each Friday evening... it doesn't last long.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 17, 2024 10:57 AM (RMhXV)

335 Jonathan Chait
@jonathanchait
Krugman is right about the economy and the people are wrong

-
Well, I'm glad we got that settled.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 10:56 AM (FVME7)

The problem is Krugman predicted the economy would tank during Trump's administration...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 17, 2024 10:57 AM (PiwSw)

336 70 >>>In a just world you would shit an apple pie.

The hard part would be heating your ass up to 425 degrees.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 17, 2024 09:39 AM (CwhoI)
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Well he could squat over burning TP == Fahrenheit 451°

Posted by: Ciampino - Ray Bradbury could do a sequel at April 17, 2024 10:58 AM (qfLjt)

337 Live From London, it's CharlieBrown'sDildo! I am here to interview pub dwellers and sample the exquisite London cuisine. What is your name sir? Scott. And how do you like the food here Scott ? I mostly drink. Thank you Scott! And there you 'ave it.
Back to you Art Thread !

Posted by: runner at April 17, 2024 10:58 AM (V13WU)

338 I recollect that the Shitbringer caused Black male unemployment to go up.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2024 10:59 AM (HLBYA)

339 As Orson Welles says in "The Stranger," Marx wasn't German -- he vass a Choo.

My family, both sides, were clean to hell out of there before there was a pan-German state. We are Prussians, you see.

The veneer of White tribalism does not run very deep, and it's exclusively American. Comical to see it invoked. All you frogs, slavs, bohunks wops and spics have your own damn issues. We don't actually talk to Bavarians much. I met a very nice Austrian -- once. Naturally her first question was about my ancestry.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 17, 2024 10:59 AM (zdLoL)

340 No sarc meant -- I was wondering what cake ale was and how I had missed that dessert-y sounding pint in all of my years of pub crawling.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 10:59 AM (vtyCZ)

341 Mind you, given the Brits' sweet-tooth, making something like that might be a real moneymaker.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 11:00 AM (vtyCZ)

342 As long as it's on black velvet with uv paints.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2024 10:52 AM (gkpAx)

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lol

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 17, 2024 11:01 AM (OnrCr)

343 I recollect that the Shitbringer caused Black male unemployment to go up.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2024 10:59 AM (HLBYA)

It begs the question.....does the lack of protest in the black community mean they prefer tha thug lyfe over gainful, steady employment?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

344 In a just world you would shit an apple pie.

The hard part would be heating your ass up to 425 degrees.

Posted by: Citizen Cake

*Ghost pepper hot sauce has entered the chat.
If it isn't 425, it feels like it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 17, 2024 11:01 AM (gkpAx)

345 Did you have your cake ale and drink it too?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 17, 2024 11:01 AM (FVME7)

346 Shitting cask ale should be a sign you've had enough and should go home.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 17, 2024 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

347 I had dinner at Ian McKellen's pub last night.

Solid place...and 450 years old.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:55 AM (bXAsf

The last time I was in London I drank at the Cheshire Cheese, had a full English at Simpson's and a lovely dinner at Gordon Ramsay's place.

And the best pale ale and fish and chips in an old pub just off of Mitre Square in the City.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 17, 2024 11:02 AM (Q0kLU)

348 Noodus gratia chimpus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 11:02 AM (9yWhg)

349 My browser just crashed. Sitting here reading not typing or asking it to do anything and it just crashed.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2024 11:02 AM (HLBYA)

350 346 Shitting cask ale should be a sign you've had enough and should go home.
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No wonder it was dark.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 17, 2024 11:03 AM (vtyCZ)

351 It begs the question.....does the lack of protest in the black community mean they prefer tha thug lyfe over gainful, steady employment?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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Black community, old says goes, 'don't have anything to do with them across the tracks'. Across the tracks were White Trash, usually illiterate, Irish, drunks, and wife beaters. They weren't forced into a life of stupidity they chose it and there children didn't know any better. This was elementary school it was right next to the tracks so there was a generous mix of white trash and regular people and it was easy to tell who was who.

It's the same with Blacks today, there's a dichotomy. There are those who have studied and want a civil life for themselves and their children and those who don't care to know better. It's easier for them to see the difference than us; Just as it was easier for us kids to know white trash from not.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 17, 2024 11:14 AM (HLBYA)

352 246 The month-long Freud retrospective is going to be lit!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 17, 2024 10:31 AM (bXAsf)

Yes, I'm sure id will be.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 17, 2024 10:36 AM (9yWhg)

; )

Posted by: m at April 17, 2024 02:16 PM (o3SCB)

353 What's hidden in all those little draws? Candy Bars Gumballs and Sweet Carmel's

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 17, 2024 04:44 PM (wGqjj)

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