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All of you Lizzo fans will be happy to know that although Lizzo officially quit music because of criticism from her haters and detractors, she has since then had a cinnamon donut, restored her blood sugar to a normal, eye-poppingly high level, and un-quit.

It wasn't just a flounce, it was a flunder.

Variety
@Variety
Lizzo is not quitting music.
"I just need to clarify when I say 'I quit,' I mean I quit giving any negative energy attention. What I'm not going to quit is the joy of my life, which is making music and connecting to people. And I know I'm not alone. In no way shape or form am I the only person experiencing that negative voice that's louder than the positive. If I can just give one person the inspiration or motivation to stand up for themselves and say they quit letting negative people, negative comments win then I've done even more than I could've hoped for. I'm going to keep moving forward and keep being me."

"Could you not?" -- Sterling Archer

ABC "journalists" had their car's windows smashed by thieves. They say the people they really feel bad for are the thieves who did this.

"Smash & grab was NOT what we had on our bingo card ... that's for sure. Grateful to be safe, the stuff they stole will be replaced... but it makes me sad for the folks that do this. Whatever circumstance gets someone to that choice of crime, I hope you know you stole things that are very meaningful to me too-- items my kids made me I travel with etc, passport, my glasses - all of which I'm sure is trashed and the tech is being sold," she wrote.

The DOJ is now increasing the punishment they seek in the case of the woman who they falsely accuse of "stealing" the fake president's whore daughter's diary.

According to The New York Post, prosecutors originally had sought a lighter sentence of six months home confinement for Harris until the DOJ waded into the proceedings.

'The defendant's sentence must also account for the manner in which she has abused the administration of justice throughout the pendency of this court proceeding,' the filing by US Attorney Damian Williams to District Judge Laura Taylor Swain reads.
'A sentence involving no period of incarceration would be wholly insufficient to reflect the gravity of the defendant's conduct, including her apparent belief that she is above the law and that she need not comply with this Court's orders,' prosecutors argued in their revamped sentencing request.

The woman didn't steal anything. The daughter that Biden sexually abused was on drugs and left the diary behind.

Dan Rather
@DanRather
A few people have asked why I vehemently oppose Trump.

And you are...?

Let me make this perfectly clear. It's not about politics. I've voted for both parties.
It's about me, as a patriot, rejecting a cheating, lying, racist, treasonous, fascist, and vile man who attacks the free press, and wants to lead the country I love.
It's really that simple.

The leftwing propaganda media never tires of complimenting themselves. No wonder the leftwing propaganda media and NeverTrump get along so well.

Trump's real sin was to "attack" these propagandists posing as reporters -- status is everything to them, everything. Trump reduced their status, so they will hate him forever.

Dan Rather
@DanRather
If you think journalists should defend the country they love against Trump, please subscribe to my newsletter using the link in my bio.
If you can, please consider upgrading too. It allows me to keep my work free for those who cannot afford it, in a critical time. Thank you.

Suck all the dicks, Dan.

The Palm Beach Post claimed that a website the Florida's government set up to inform citizens of the costs of providing health care to illegal aliens was greater than the costs of providing health care to millions of illegal aliens.

If that sounds utterly crank and beyond the bounds of plausibility, I'm sorry, but you do not have the necessary levels of Developmental Delay and innumeracy required to work at the Palm Beach Post.

DeSantis pointed out their fantastically enormous three-orders-of-magnitude math error -- liberals are really bad at math -- they simply deleted the claim, and hid their error from their declining readership.

Cost of the website plus the data collection and organization: a little over $572,000.

Cost of providing health care to illegal aliens in Florida alone: $577 million.

Whoops!

Frankly, good journalism is asking questions when you don't fully understand the ins and outs of a program. The dashboard costs around $5k. Total data collection request = $567,882. Neither anywhere close to $577 million. @FranklyFlorida pic.twitter.com/nhUqsWgHdc
— Alecia C. (@AleciaDCollins) April 3, 2024

Shaun
@Arcane_Opinions
It's important to remember journalists are often as innumerate as they are illiterate. And when it comes to partisan politics, they are often quite malicious.

They're also unapologetic liars and produce more disinformation than any 20 "Macedonian Content Farms."

NATO is discussing a pathway to add Ukraine to NATO, which means we'd immediately be legally required to send troops to fight Russia due to Article 5's "collective defense" stipulation.

This regime really wants a WWIII.

Secretary of State Blinken says Ukraine will be joining NATO pic.twitter.com/G90HlXEu7A
— Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 (@saras76) April 4, 2024

Sure. But what I want is a draft, and I want the draft to take 100% of the boys (and girls) of families making more than $300,000 per year. And I want the draft age open to people up to age 60.

Still game, Tony?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:40 PM

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1 Early

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 04, 2024 06:40 PM (MeG8a)

2 I'm going to keep moving forward and keep being me."

"Could you not?" -- Sterling Archer

gravity is a harsh mistress

Posted by: anachronda at April 04, 2024 06:42 PM (v3pYe)

3 Dan is the grandfather of fake news.

Posted by: Allen at April 04, 2024 06:44 PM (7l9uz)

4 Not so good with the maths, Frank.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 04, 2024 06:44 PM (R4t5M)

5 Any war that requires a draft, I dunno.
I didn't enjoy the last one...
Technically we still have Selective Service registration, 'tho I don't know anyone obliging it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 04, 2024 06:45 PM (MeG8a)

6 Dan is the grandfather of fake news.
Posted by: Allen at April 04, 2024 06:44 PM (7l9uz)

Sure, ok.

Posted by: Walter Kronkite at April 04, 2024 06:45 PM (R4t5M)

7 1 of 32 member-states can veto it.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 06:46 PM (vtyCZ)

8 Geez Louise! The numbnuts "reporters" at the Palm Beach Post were even wearing their regulation Birkenstocks, meaning they had a full complement of toes to help with the counting thing...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at April 04, 2024 06:46 PM (E0Ivz)

9 Eric Matheny 🎙️ @ericmmatheny
If you break into a home in Florida, remember one thing.

We don’t care about your socioeconomic situation, or your childhood trauma, or your drug addiction.

Even if all you want is the television set, we don’t care.

You will be shot.

https://tinyurl.com/yae2jayx
3:03 minutes, appropriately enough. And a doggone good reply:

https://tinyurl.com/msuf2t2h
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 06:46 PM (vtyCZ)

10 Ukraine is basically not a country anymore? How does it join NATO?!?

their President is living large in an English castle for cripes' sake!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 04, 2024 06:46 PM (AcWfM)

11 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 18h
On April 1st, California raised the minimum wages for fast food workers to $20/hour.

That same day, Fosters Freeze went out of business and laid off all 20 employees.

The owner says that he was crushed but is unable to sustain the wage hike as a small business owner.

Mass layoffs and price hikes have already begun…. and we aren't even a week in.

End Wokeness @EndWokeness 2h
This week, California raised the minimum wage for fast food workers to $20/hour.
The bloodbath has already begun:
Pizza Hut laid off 1,200 workers
Mods Pizza closed 5 of their CA branches
Fosters Freeze shut down and laid off all their employees
Vitality Bowls cut their staff in half and hiked their menu prices by 10%
Menu prices are already rising all over

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 06:47 PM (vtyCZ)

12 Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson 13h
🚨 SHOCK 🚨
Nebraska GOP Chair just EXPOSED Ronna McDaniel for REFUSING to help flip the states electoral votes for Trump.

He begged the former RNC Chair for help but Ronna told him giving Trump MORE electoral votes was “NOT that important”

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 06:48 PM (vtyCZ)

13 The fact that anything about Dan Rather is the second most nauseating thing in this post is a credit to Lizzo.

Posted by: Flyguy at April 04, 2024 06:48 PM (OYxA4)

14 "I voted for both parties" is the political equivalent of "I have many black friends."

Posted by: Jim Rose at April 04, 2024 06:48 PM (miqrx)

15 Virtue signaling is its own reward.

Posted by: Ginger Z at April 04, 2024 06:48 PM (VGOMa)

16 End Wokeness @EndWokeness Apr 3
Joe Biden drained our Strategic Petroleum Reserve down to 17 days of supply.

Today he cancelled the refill order.

Great photo:
Fox News @FoxNews
BREAKING NEWS: Biden admin cancels plan to refill emergency oil reserve amid high prices
https://tinyurl.com/45vmsp5s

Breaking911 @Breaking911
Biden Cancels Replenishment of Strategic Oil Reserves
• Biden administration cancels plan to purchase millions of barrels of oil for the Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR).
• Current SPR holds 363.6 million barrels, down 43% since January 2021.
• Biden initially depleted SPR to counter high fuel prices.
• The White House Press Secretary declined to comment.
• Department of Energy says they're "still committed" to refilling SPR.

https://tinyurl.com/nc4738wh
31 seconds; KJP response.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 06:50 PM (vtyCZ)

17 I've got your Macedonian Content Farm right here.

Posted by: Alexander the Great at April 04, 2024 06:50 PM (DeFcY)

18 Institute a draft and exclude women, and 50% of 18 year olds in Democrat states are suddenly going to want to become geldings.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at April 04, 2024 06:51 PM (a/7LW)

19 Today's smartPhone kids? They would be checking FB and X in between every trigger pull. Forget full-auto.
And selfies .... just as the bullet enters their grey matter.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #118 at April 04, 2024 06:51 PM (qfLjt)

20 "vile man who attacks the free press"

That's my President!

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2024 06:51 PM (vFG9F)

21 Why would the DOJ be asking for a longer prison term if the diary is fake?

Oh.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 06:52 PM (LkLld)

22 "I voted for both parties" is the political equivalent of "I have many black friends."
Posted by: Jim Rose at April 04, 2024 06:48 PM

Can he prove it wasn't just Strom Thurmond?

Posted by: Flyguy at April 04, 2024 06:52 PM (OYxA4)

23 Fuck the left

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 04, 2024 06:52 PM (s3vs/)

24 Breaking911 @Breaking911
Biden Cancels Replenishment of Strategic Oil Reserves
• Biden administration cancels plan to purchase millions of barrels of oil for the Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR).
• Current SPR holds 363.6 million barrels, down 43% since January 2021.
• Biden initially depleted SPR to counter high fuel prices.
• The White House Press Secretary declined to comment.
• Department of Energy says they're "still committed" to refilling SPR.

https://tinyurl.com/nc4738wh
31 seconds; KJP response.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 06:50 PM

Trump tired to get pelosi to give him the $$$ to fill up the SPR during covid when oil was selling for $10 a barrel but she refused to give him any money to do it. She did not want him getting any sort of *win" in an election year.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 04, 2024 06:52 PM (QNSds)

25 Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer
JUST IN:
Immediately after I mentioned Authentic Campaigns founder @MikeNellis in my tweet, he locked his X account down and protected his posts.

The folks over at @Authentic_HQ are busted.

Nellis works with Loren Merchan, the daughter of Trump hating Judge Juan Merchan.

Unless you have something to hide, why would you lockdown your account?

Authentic Campaigns also locked their account in response to my expose.

See evidence below. 👇🏻🚨
https://tinyurl.com/4p9xppma

KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat
@JesseBWatters: "Trump is banned from talking about the judge's family. Why? Because the judge's family was paid by the Biden campaign. The judge's family is currently being paid by Adam Schiff over $10 million."

"The judge is threatening to put Trump in jail for pointing out that his liberal family is getting rich off this trial and richer if he's convicted."

"The judge's daughter isn't seven. She's 34. He's not attacking her. He's just saying what she does for a living. How's that an attack? He just wants a new judge. One whose family isn't funded by Democrats."

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 06:52 PM (vtyCZ)

26 Dateline started because of 40 hostages, and the media held Carter accountable. When was the last time the US press ever mentioned that 6 of Hamas's hostages are American, and the Biden has said less about them than his youngest grandkid?

You don't hate the media enough.

Posted by: Bete at April 04, 2024 06:52 PM (oJb1g)

27 Why would the DOJ be asking for a longer prison term if the diary is fake?

Oh.
Posted by: JackStraw
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If I steal the fake H1tler Diaries, can Zombie Adolf have me charged with theft??

Someone phone the SS!!! [Guess the acronym!]

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 06:54 PM (vtyCZ)

28 Courage

Posted by: Dan "sucking all the dicks" Rather at April 04, 2024 06:54 PM (Y6IkP)

29 If you think journalists should defend the country they love against Trump, please subscribe to my newsletter using the link in my bio.

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Meh, if I want to know what you have to say, I'll just watch your nightly Network TV news show.

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 04, 2024 06:55 PM (BGygK)

30 Courage
Posted by: Dan "sucking all the dicks" Rather at April 04, 2024 06:54 PM (Y6IkP)
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What is the frequency, Kenneth?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 04, 2024 06:55 PM (DeFcY)

31 Anyone fool enough to start, own, run or in anyways be connected to running a business in california deserves what they get. I want them all unemployed and living in the homeless encampments that surround every taco food truck in the state.

Let the smell of refried beans and dog meat wafting in from the taco food trucks as they starve drive them to madness.

Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Dick Cheney, Mastermind On Viagra at April 04, 2024 06:55 PM (R/m4+)

32 Trump tired to get pelosi to give him the $$$ to fill up the SPR during covid when oil was selling for $10 a barrel but she refused to give him any money to do it. She did not want him getting any sort of *win" in an election year.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
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Yes, great point.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 06:55 PM (vtyCZ)

33 And in film news, apparently Disney has learned absof**kinglutley nothing, and has cast a chick to play The Silver Surfer in the new Fantastic Four Flick.

Jack Kirby is turning in his grave and is ready to stab Bob Iger in his stupid f**king throat with a steel nib pen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 06:58 PM (XV/Pl)

34 https://tinyurl.com/4965xh7j
DC_Draino @DC_Draino
UPDATE: Texas Secretary of State Jane Nelson puts out statement that, while reassuring, doesn’t explain why the Social Security website shows over 2 million potential voter registrations without Voter ID in the past 6 months alone. The TX SoS is continuing its investigation.

Here is her statement in full:
"It is totally inaccurate that 1.2 million voters have registered to vote in Texas without a photo ID this year. The truth is our voter rolls have increased by 57,711 voters since the beginning of 2024.

This is less than the number of people registered in the same timeframe in 2022 (about 65,000) and in 2020 (about 104,000).

When Texans register to vote, they must provide a driver license number or a Social Security number. When an individual registers to vote with just a SSN, the state verifies that the SSN is authentic.
[The rest at the link, above.]

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 06:59 PM (vtyCZ)

35 so, Dan Rather can't write an unambiguous statement, and insists of cluttering it up for the main "dig"

Danny boy, it sounds like you are declaring your love for "a cheating, lying, racist, treasonous, fascist, and vile man who attacks the free press, and wants to lead the country"

big deal, I expected you to Vote for teh D

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 06:59 PM (D7oie)

36 It wasn't just a flounce, it was a flunder.

LOL, exceptional, Ace.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

37 Why does it seem like the scum on the left live so long?

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 04, 2024 06:59 PM (s3vs/)

38 #34 Update:

End Wokeness @EndWokeness
Correction: 277,077 is the number of total transactions (attempts).

196k of them were matched/approved.

Still asking for an innocent explanation:

Why are there so many of these no-photo registration attempts in Texas and other extremely critical swing states?
https://tinyurl.com/2auhkbuh
chart

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 06:59 PM (vtyCZ)

39 Regarding the SPR: Biden done fuk'd up.

Draining for the midterms where he lost the house only to not have it available for 2024? Priceless

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 04, 2024 06:59 PM (JkCto)

40 Also, This woman is always Flunders...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yvette_Flunder

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 07:00 PM (ynpvh)

41 33 And in film news, apparently Disney has learned absof**kinglutley nothing, and has cast a chick to play The Silver Surfer in the new Fantastic Four Flick.

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And not even a hot chick.

Any word on the casting of Galactus? I'm hoping for Lizzo.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 04, 2024 07:01 PM (BGygK)

42 If ever there was a 'Sign from God' that photo of a lightning strike to the Statue of Liberty is it.. wow..

God saying Justice Will Prevail!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at April 04, 2024 07:01 PM (pqOO2)

43 Oh, boy! Is this great!

Posted by: Flunder at April 04, 2024 07:02 PM (vtyCZ)

44 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 2h
This week, California raised the minimum wage for fast food workers to $20/hour.
The bloodbath has already begun:

In the end, this is how Taco Bell won the Franchise War

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 07:02 PM (D7oie)

45 @21

>>Why would the DOJ be asking for a longer prison term if the diary is fake? Oh.

The real question is, on what authority is the f**king federal police gestapo investigating the disposition of a f**king diary?

Did the diary cross not register as an agent under FARA?
Did it shower with it's unerage daughter?
Did it withhold a billion dollars in aid if a prosecutor wasn't fired?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 07:02 PM (XV/Pl)

46 "I voted for both parties" is the political equivalent of "I have many black friends."
Posted by: Jim Rose at April 04, 2024 06:48 PM (miqrx)

I expect many of Dan Rather's closest friends are Jewish, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 07:03 PM (D7oie)

47 Lizzo is not quitting music.

"I just need to clarify when I say 'I quit,' I mean I quit giving any negative energy attention."
.......

Aw. Pipo were calling her fat.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2024 07:04 PM (v0R5T)

48 >>> Why does it seem like the scum on the left live so long?
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 04, 2024 06:59 PM (s3vs/)

Like watching the clock slow down at the end of the work day VS you having the time of your life and time flies by. I imagine it just seems that way. Death comes for all of us in due time.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 04, 2024 07:04 PM (Y6IkP)

49 Disney has learned absof**kinglutley nothing, and has cast a chick to play The Silver Surfer in the new Fantastic Four Flick.
........

I'm going to drop right in on her then cut her leash.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2024 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

50 Worse than a flounce; it is a flunder.

Posted by: zombie Talleyrand at April 04, 2024 07:06 PM (vtyCZ)

51 Let me make this perfectly clear. It's not about politics. I've voted for both parties.
It's about me, as a patriot, rejecting a cheating, lying, racist, treasonous, fascist, and vile man who attacks the free press, and wants to lead the country I love.

So NOT voting for Biden? I'm so confused...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 07:06 PM (ynpvh)

52 Michael Savage has long said liberalism is a mental disease. PDT proved Michael Savage's claim.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 04, 2024 07:06 PM (tT6L1)

53 52 Michael Savage has long said liberalism is a mental disease. PDT proved Michael Savage's claim.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 04, 2024 07:06 PM (tT6L1)

If you believe the Left, Trump caused it. Well, no, just better revealed it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

54 Dan Rather, a patriot.

Sure Jan.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 04, 2024 07:07 PM (LjgPm)

55 A dog of Flunders??

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 07:07 PM (vtyCZ)

56 36 It wasn't just a flounce, it was a flunder.

LOL, exceptional, Ace.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 06:59 PM (ynpvh)
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flounder or I'm missing something.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #119 at April 04, 2024 07:08 PM (qfLjt)

57 You know who isn't paying his employees $20 an hour? Gavin Newsom, that's who.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2024 07:08 PM (m3FnN)

58 Rather hates Yrump like he hated Bush...and Reagan...and anyone even slightly right of center.
ESAD Dan.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 04, 2024 07:08 PM (s3vs/)

59 In Flunders fields where shitbird journalists grow
Among the lies they always throw

Posted by: Beartooth at April 04, 2024 07:09 PM (LjgPm)

60 THASH~!

FLUNDER~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2024 07:09 PM (IG4Id)

61 flounder or I'm missing something.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #119 at April 04, 2024 07:08 PM (qfLjt)
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Flounce + Thunder...because LIzzo probably bring enough heft to make the floor rattle.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 04, 2024 07:10 PM (tT6L1)

62 NATO needs to LOSE two members - Canada and Turkey - that no longer share the alliances values.

NOT GAIN ONE THAT DOESN’T SHARE THE ALLIANCES VALUES. SMFH.

(Oh…what if the illegal immigrants have no health for which to care?)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 04, 2024 07:10 PM (Y5TFi)

63 What is Lizzo talented at other than being horrendously obese?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 04, 2024 07:11 PM (Y5TFi)

64 I honestly didn't even know that dan the blatherer was still alive. I'll now update my personal factbook with that nugget of info.

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 04, 2024 07:11 PM (89Sog)

65 Dan Rather is not human. He is an ENTITY.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 04, 2024 07:11 PM (Y5TFi)

66 Lizzo is not quitting music.

Bitch ain't quitting jelly donuts either.

Posted by: Carbs As Far As The Eye Can See at April 04, 2024 07:12 PM (S+7uy)

67 What is Lizzo talented at other than being horrendously obese?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 04, 2024 07:11

In her down time they use her as an asphalt roller.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 04, 2024 07:12 PM (LjgPm)

68 I don't think I know who Lizzo is

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2024 07:13 PM (fwDg9)

69 Dan wants us to subscribe to his 'newsletter'.

Heh! 'newsletter'.

What a clown. Tens of people will subscribe. One of them might actually be a human being.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 07:13 PM (iNUL3)

70 33 And in film news, apparently Disney has learned absof**kinglutley nothing, and has cast a chick to play The Silver Surfer in the new Fantastic Four Flick.

Jack Kirby is turning in his grave and is ready to stab Bob Iger in his stupid f**king throat with a steel nib pen.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 06:58 PM (XV/Pl)

Heard about this through various YT sources.

Oh good. Yet another movie I cannot wait to not ever watch…

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 04, 2024 07:13 PM (Y5TFi)

71 What is Lizzo talented at other than being horrendously obese?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 04, 2024 07:11 PM (Y5TFi)
.......

sSSSH. You're gonna hurt her feelings and make her pretend to quit.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2024 07:13 PM (v0R5T)

72 Lizzo has rights under the Maritime Marine Mammals Protection Act., I believe.

Can't say anything unpleasant about that land whale, or you could be convicted in Federal Court, ya know.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 04, 2024 07:13 PM (NkASH)

73 66 Lizzo is not quitting music.

Bitch ain't quitting jelly donuts either.
Posted by: Carbs As Far As The Eye Can See at April 04, 2024 07:12 PM (S+7uy)

A JELLY DOUGHNUT???

Posted by: GySgt Hartman at April 04, 2024 07:14 PM (Y5TFi)

74 Somalia orders Ethiopia's ambassador to leave within 72 hours, closes its consulates in Somaliland and Puntland.
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Isn't that last one a kick in the nuts?

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 07:14 PM (vtyCZ)

75 Every post from Dan Rather is a gift. Dude was Cronkite's successor and is now peddling an internet newsletter. He fell harder than Lizzo on a ham sandwich.

Posted by: Please subscribe, or I'll Be Homeless at April 04, 2024 07:14 PM (S+7uy)

76 Dan Rather and Frank Cerabino (of the Palm Beach Post!) - two peas in a pod. What's the frequency, Kenneth!

Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2024 07:15 PM (rj6Yv)

77 NATO should have been dismantled post-Soviet Union collapse (1991?).

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 07:15 PM (iNUL3)

78

Dan Rather is still alive??

Evil never goes away.

Posted by: four seasons at April 04, 2024 07:15 PM (PisyI)

79 Where women go and men flunder...

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 04, 2024 07:15 PM (s3vs/)

80 63 What is Lizzo talented at other than being horrendously obese?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 04, 2024 07:11 PM (Y5TFi)

I suspect it takes some serious attention to detail and physical prowess to strap herself into some of those tiny outfits she wears.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 04, 2024 07:16 PM (NkASH)

81 Cost of providing health care to illegal aliens in Florida alone: $577 million.
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What's an order of magnitude error among friends?

Posted by: MSM at April 04, 2024 07:16 PM (XeU6L)

82 In the end, this is how Taco Bell won the Franchise War
Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 07:02 PM (D7oie)

By coming up with Doritos Locos tacos.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 04, 2024 07:16 PM (Y5TFi)

83 Somalia orders Ethiopia's ambassador to leave within 72 hours, closes its consulates in Somaliland and Puntland.
........

What are they bitching about, sand exports?

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2024 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

84 Dan Rather is still alive??

Evil never goes away.

Posted by: four seasons at April 04, 2024 07:15 PM (PisyI)

But you can spit on its grave. Eventually.

I'll wait.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 04, 2024 07:16 PM (dGCAG)

85 Sure. But what I want is a draft, and I want the draft to take 100% of the boys (and girls) of families making more than $300,000 per year. And I want the draft age open to people up to age 60.

Still game, Tony?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:40 PM

What you'll get are impressment gangs rounding up the white men that aren't joining currently so they can be cannon fodder for mega-corp inc.

Kinda like the 60s and early 70s where you find yourself in front of a judge that says join or do time.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 04, 2024 07:16 PM (FCbAQ)

86 "Smash & grab was NOT what we had on our bingo card ... that's for sure. Grateful to be safe, the stuff they stole will be replaced... but it makes me sad for the folks that do this. Whatever circumstance gets someone to that choice of crime
__________________

Low intelligence?

Surely you can relate to that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2024 07:16 PM (N5Zrw)

87 It's important to remember journalists are often as innumerate as they are illiterate. And when it comes to partisan politics, they are often quite malicious.

I blame the Founding Fathers. And I'm quite serious.

Firstly, the idea that you can explain away the justified concern of people that just watched one tyrant get sent back across the Atlantic - because "we're going to write up a list of ten rules" - is ludicrous. Why they ratified the Constitution baffles me.

But if you're going to write this magical list ? Less flourish, more substance. Is "the press" a vocation ? No - it's the means to use a printing press, if you can afford it, and distribute the product in public spaces. SO SAY THAT !!!

But they didn't. Why ? Because, as we see if we read history critically, half of the Founders were Big Gub'mint fans as well. It was the original founding Bullshit political act.

Posted by: The Black Knight at April 04, 2024 07:16 PM (rO3+l)

88 40 Also, This woman is always Flunders...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yvette_Flunder

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 07:00 PM (ynpvh)

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From Jim's link to wiki
"Yvette A. Flunder (born July 29, 1955) is an American womanist, preacher, pastor, activist, and singer from San Francisco, CA. She is the senior pastor of the City of Refuge United Church of Christ in Oakland, California and Presiding Bishop of The Fellowship of Affirming Ministries. "

Look up 'womanist'

I always hear that Black women had/have it particularly tough but I never see examples ...... anybody?

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #111 at April 04, 2024 07:16 PM (qfLjt)

89 I suspect it takes some serious attention to detail and physical prowess to strap herself into some of those tiny outfits she wears.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 04, 2024 07:16 PM (NkASH)
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On her, they are tiny. On a normal sized gal, probably have material left over.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 04, 2024 07:17 PM (tT6L1)

90 "Smash & grab was NOT what we had on our bingo card ... that's for sure. Grateful to be safe, the stuff they stole will be replaced... but it makes me sad for the folks that do this. Whatever circumstance gets someone to that choice of crime, I hope you know you stole things that are very meaningful to me too-- items my kids made me I travel with etc, passport, my glasses - all of which I'm sure is trashed and the tech is being sold," she wrote.
________________

Why the 19th Amendment was a huge mistake.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2024 07:17 PM (N5Zrw)

91 26 Dateline started because of 40 hostages, and the media held Carter accountable.

Nightline.

Posted by: Ted Koppel at April 04, 2024 07:17 PM (Y5TFi)

92 I don't think I know who Lizzo is
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2024 07:13 PM (fwDg9)
.......

Barry, Bubba and Boneheads favorite entertainer.
They have a four-way and never even see each other.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2024 07:18 PM (v0R5T)

93 Dollarama reports 4th quarter profit of $323.8-million, up from $261.3-million a year earlier.
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I wonder if companies making "out of business" signs are doing well too?? Although I seem to recall Dollarama closing a bunch of stores too.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 07:18 PM (vtyCZ)

94 And now this...

The U.S. president can suck my dick.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2024 07:18 PM (RIvkX)

95 That fucking goob

@mviser 1h
“I am Joe Bidenopolis,” President Biden says, celebrating Greek Independence Day at the White House.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2024 07:18 PM (IG4Id)

96 84 Dan Rather is still alive??

Evil never goes away.

Posted by: four seasons at April 04, 2024 07:15 PM (PisyI)

But you can spit on its grave. Eventually.

I'll wait.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 04, 2024 07:16 PM (dGCAG)

He is an entity.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 04, 2024 07:18 PM (Y5TFi)

97 NATO should have been dismantled post-Soviet Union collapse (1991?).

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 07:15 PM (iNUL3)

NATO and the CIA. FBI should have been peeled back after the run of Mob Families they crushed back in the 80s and 90s.

I never get tired of saying it. All the alphabet groups the Cold War generations were taught to love and support unconditionally just found new targets. Congrats. We're it.

Posted by: The Black Knight at April 04, 2024 07:19 PM (rO3+l)

98
What's an order of magnitude error among friends?

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First of all, we have no idea what 'order of magnitude' means. Is that some kind of cis-normal trigger phrase?

Second of all, you missed the point..we put it in print, and so the populous will be moved by the reporting. So, there.

Posted by: MSM at April 04, 2024 07:19 PM (XeU6L)

99 Flunder earned an undergraduate degree from College of San Mateo
__________________

Uh ... in what subject, pray tell?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2024 07:19 PM (N5Zrw)

100 @mviser 1h
“I am Joe Bidenopolis,” President Biden says, celebrating Greek Independence Day at the White House.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2024 07:18 PM (IG4Id)

Duh fuk?

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 04, 2024 07:20 PM (NkASH)

101 One SF supervisor has even brought a motion to compel grocery stores stay in business, despite theft.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 04, 2024 07:20 PM (MeG8a)

102 And now this...

The U.S. president can suck my dick.
Posted by: San Franpsychfounder...

Dress like a little girl and he'll shower with you.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 04, 2024 07:20 PM (s3vs/)

103 When Texans register to vote, they must provide a driver license number or a Social Security number. When an individual registers to vote with just a SSN, the state verifies that the SSN is authentic.
[The rest at the link, above.]
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 06:59 PM (vtyCZ)

Don’t forget that registration is different from participation. Every time I registered I never presented a photo ID. To actually vote, I did.

But something to watch.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 04, 2024 07:20 PM (Y5TFi)

104 Half of the Democrat base neutering themselves is a win for humanity.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 07:21 PM (IG7T0)

105 83 Somalia orders Ethiopia's ambassador to leave within 72 hours, closes its consulates in Somaliland and Puntland.

Must be between civil wars in Ethiopia if they are meddling in Somalia's affairs. On the other hand, I had no idea Somalia had a somewhat functioning government that they had embassies and consulates. The More You Know.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 07:21 PM (iNUL3)

106 Dan Rather

Sam Donaldson

Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2024 07:21 PM (rj6Yv)

107 @mviser 1h
“I am Joe Bidenopolis,” President Biden says, celebrating Greek Independence Day at the White House.

Weird.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 04, 2024 07:21 PM (ewqMN)

108 Half of the Democrat base neutering themselves is a win for humanity.

And people wonder why I'm pro-abortion.

Posted by: The Black Knight at April 04, 2024 07:22 PM (rO3+l)

109 Ted Koppel still with us [Feb. 1940] as I searched for possible zombie sock reference.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 07:22 PM (vtyCZ)

110 87
But if you're going to write this magical list ? Less flourish, more substance. Is "the press" a vocation ? No - it's the means to use a printing press, if you can afford it, and distribute the product in public spaces. SO SAY THAT !!!

But they didn't. Why ? Because, as we see if we read history critically, half of the Founders were Big Gub'mint fans as well. It was the original founding Bullshit political act.

Posted by: The Black Knight at April 04, 2024 07:16 PM (rO3+l) -----
You really played hookey on that day in school ...... and missed the whole point.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #112 at April 04, 2024 07:22 PM (qfLjt)

111 I thought it referred to Flunders and Swann's "Song of Patriotic Prejudice" (which is great, BTW.)

Posted by: Eeyore at April 04, 2024 07:23 PM (1bNHn)

112 "Smash & grab was NOT what we had on our bingo card ... that's for sure. Grateful to be safe, the stuff they stole will be replaced... but it makes me sad for the folks that do this. Whatever circumstance gets someone to that choice of crime
__________________

Low intelligence?

Surely you can relate to that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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An amoral subculture.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2024 07:23 PM (XeU6L)

113 Dan Rather is the Chuck Todd of Jake Tappers.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 04, 2024 07:24 PM (1bNHn)

114 Don’t forget that registration is different from participation. Every time I registered I never presented a photo ID. To actually vote, I did.
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Yes.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 07:24 PM (vtyCZ)

115 Darwin makes some good points.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 07:24 PM (IG7T0)

116 Dan Rather

Sam Donaldson
Posted by: mrp
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Fake but accurate...they say.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2024 07:24 PM (XeU6L)

117 One SF supervisor has even brought a motion to compel grocery stores stay in business, despite theft.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 04, 2024 07:20 PM (MeG8a)

We used to have a word for that. When the government can force you to work against your will.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 04, 2024 07:24 PM (dGCAG)

118 On the other hand, I had no idea Somalia had a somewhat functioning government that they had embassies and consulates. The More You Know.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 07:21 PM (iNUL3)
.......

I'm sure we are paying for them, otherwise they wouldn't give a shit.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2024 07:24 PM (v0R5T)

119 94 And now this...

The U.S. president can suck my dick.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2024 07:18 PM (RIvkX)
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You're two Presidents too late for that. From 2009-2017, you could have your wish.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 04, 2024 07:25 PM (1bNHn)

120 56 36 It wasn't just a flounce, it was a flunder.

LOL, exceptional, Ace.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 06:59 PM (ynpvh)
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flounder or I'm missing something.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #119 at April 04, 2024 07:08 PM (qfLjt)

Rhymes with Thunder. The Thunder-thighs equivalent of Flounce.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 07:25 PM (ynpvh)

121 Boeing pays Alaska Airlines $160-million in compensation for blowout of airplane panel during a flight.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 07:25 PM (vtyCZ)

122 Dan Rather is the Chuck Todd of Jake Tappers.
Posted by: Eeyore
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Single circle Venn diagram?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2024 07:26 PM (XeU6L)

123 When Texans register to vote, they must provide a driver license number or a Social Security number. When an individual registers to vote with just a SSN, the state verifies that the SSN is authentic.
[The rest at the link, above.]
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 06:59 PM (vtyCZ)

Don’t forget that registration is different from participation. Every time I registered I never presented a photo ID. To actually vote, I did.

But something to watch.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 04, 2024 07:20 PM

In my county in Texas you can't vote without a drivers license or some other State issued ID. To get your ballot you have to scan your license and you get a code. To actually vote you have to input that code to start voting.

If you don't have a license or your address has been changed from your license or yours just wont scan you get a provisional ballot. That ballot goes into a pile to be counted after the election is over. If you didn't change your address or something else is wrong your vote does not get counted.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 04, 2024 07:26 PM (QNSds)

124 An amoral subculture.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2024 07:23 PM (XeU6L)
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The result of low intelligence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2024 07:26 PM (N5Zrw)

125 >>> Cost of providing health care to illegal aliens in Florida alone: $577 million.
>>> This regime really wants a WWIII.

No, they just want to destroy the US, one way or another.
Anyone who interferes will be imprisoned for 'insurrection'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2024 07:26 PM (cOq4q)

126 119 94 And now this...

The U.S. president can suck my dick.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2024 07:18 PM (RIvkX)
_______
You're two Presidents too late for that. From 2009-2017, you could have your wish.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 04, 2024 07:25 PM (1bNHn)

True. Two presidents before that, you'd have to suck HIS dick...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 07:26 PM (ynpvh)

127 “I am Joe Bidenopolis,” President Biden says, celebrating Greek Independence Day at the White House.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
.......

and Beau died at Thermopylae.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2024 07:26 PM (v0R5T)

128 You really played hookey on that day in school ...... and missed the whole point.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #112 at April 04, 2024 07:22 PM (qfLjt)

No. The opposite. Schools were a source of political education - indoctrination - back then too. Some simply liked the flavor better. I didn't swallow the shit without question.

The entire point of the Anti-Federalists was that no document - no matter how well written - could stop human nature. That we'd replace one tyrant across the ocean for a never ending bunch of tyrants at home.

Washington's actions during the Whiskey Rebellion show the Anti-Federalists to be correct. Even America's choir-boy couldn't resist the allure of using force to ensure the spice - taxes - flowed.

Posted by: The Black Knight at April 04, 2024 07:26 PM (rO3+l)

129 Those names in Texas will get mail in ballots, maybe not this year, but one day, bam! Texas and Connecticut will shack up

Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 07:27 PM (IG7T0)

130 I hate to say it, but look around at our country, at the west, at the world. A really, really bad world war with tens of millions dead seems almost natural, almost *required*, at this point. This insanity can't go on. There will be a reckoning.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 04, 2024 07:27 PM (qUkBO)

131 Posted by: The Black Knight at April 04, 2024 07:16 PM (rO3+l) -----
You really played hookey on that day in school ...... and missed the whole point.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #112 at April 04, 2024 07:22 PM (qfLjt)

Nah, he just wants to smell like he crapped himself and argue with you over whether he smells like Polo or Channel, and if you pin him down he will argue that Kanal means sewer in Polish so you know nothing, unlike him.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 07:27 PM (D7oie)

132 I have mentioned this before, but my Grandpa hated Dan Rather and Walter Cronkite. They were not allowed on his television set.

Grandpa was not very political. He just hated liars.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at April 04, 2024 07:27 PM (MvA9C)

133 NATO is discussing a pathway to add Ukraine to NATO, which means we'd immediately be legally required to send troops to fight Russia due to Article 5's "collective defense" stipulation.

So, in the spirit of jovial antagonism, are Tucker's WWIII concerns seeming less implausible. Ace?

Posted by: Cuz This Seems Like Something Tucker Would Say at April 04, 2024 07:27 PM (S+7uy)

134 One SF supervisor has even brought a motion to compel grocery stores stay in business, despite theft.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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My little Progressive burg requires that you pay a fee and obtain a permit to go out of business.

They seem to have some trouble connecting the dots.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2024 07:27 PM (XeU6L)

135 On the other hand, I had no idea Somalia had a somewhat functioning government that they had embassies and consulates. The More You Know.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 07:21 PM (iNUL3)
______________

I'm amazed that there's anyone left in that shithole. I'd assumed that they were all in Minnesota by now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2024 07:28 PM (N5Zrw)

136 I don't think I know who Lizzo is
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2024 07:13 PM (fwDg9)

Count yer blessings !

Posted by: JT at April 04, 2024 07:28 PM (T4tVD)

137 The woman didn't steal anything. The daughter that Biden sexually abused was on drugs and left the diary behind.

Ashley Biden left her diary, which detailed sex abuse, at a man's house that she was staying with. This woman then found it in that man's house and took it to the press.

The Junta and the FNM claimed the diary was a fake, but then Biden had her arrested by the FBI.

This is all bullshit.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 04, 2024 07:28 PM (ibTVg)

138 ALS drug Relyvrio to be pulled from Canada, U.S. markets after study showed patients did not benefit from it.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 07:28 PM (vtyCZ)

139 41 33 And in film news, apparently Disney has learned absof**kinglutley nothing, and has cast a chick to play The Silver Surfer in the new Fantastic Four Flick.

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And not even a hot chick.

Any word on the casting of Galactus? I'm hoping for Lizzo.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 04, 2024 07:01 PM (BGygK)

Imagine a spherical cow...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 07:28 PM (ynpvh)

140 Did Joe grow up Greek?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 04, 2024 07:29 PM (ewqMN)

141 One SF supervisor has even brought a motion to compel grocery stores stay in business, despite theft.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
__________________

And, ironically, that's the ONE law they would actually enforce.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2024 07:29 PM (N5Zrw)

142
They seem to have some trouble connecting the dots.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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And, there are only two of them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2024 07:29 PM (XeU6L)

143 98
First of all, we have no idea what 'order of magnitude' means. Is that some kind of cis-normal trigger phrase?
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I think that order was available on the Taco John's menu in D.C. At Italian restaurants it was 'Stronzo nello stivale'.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #113 at April 04, 2024 07:29 PM (qfLjt)

144 "NATO is discussing a pathway to add Ukraine to NATO, which means we'd immediately be legally required to send troops to fight Russia due to Article 5's "collective defense" stipulation.

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If it hasn't been mentioned, that's not literally true. The article requires coming to the aid of, or some other such terminology. Doesn't mandate troops.

In essence, we've been providing the level of aid that Nato requires pretty much the whole time.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 04, 2024 07:29 PM (dGCAG)

145 NATO is discussing a pathway to add Ukraine to NATO, which means we'd immediately be legally required to send troops to fight Russia due to Article 5's "collective defense" stipulation.

This is one potential Biden "October Surprise"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 04, 2024 07:29 PM (ibTVg)

146 "Grateful to be safe, the stuff they stole will be replaced... "

Really? On who's dime? And is that guaranteed for everyone who gets robbed, or just privileged news twerps?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 04, 2024 07:29 PM (hCzfy)

147 Nah, he just wants to smell like he crapped himself and argue with you over whether he smells like Polo or Channel, and if you pin him down he will argue that Kanal means sewer in Polish so you know nothing, unlike him.
Posted by: Kindl

There was a time where ad hominem attacks were thought of as beneath the hq, so the boss said they were banned

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 07:29 PM (ArXeL)

148 It's raining Boeings

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2024 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

149 Did Joe grow up Greek?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 04, 2024 07:29 PM (ewqMN)
______________

No, but his previous boss - Obama - is/was a fan of Greek culture. Aspects of it, anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 04, 2024 07:30 PM (N5Zrw)

150 Hard to believe the Pirates are still in first place.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 07:30 PM (IG7T0)

151 I've mentioned before but can't find it ... a study that showed some (relatively high) percent of kids around thirteen had gender confusion. Then when same group of kids were tested again they had around same percent that had a little gender confusion, BUT, they were DIFFERENT Kids.

This is what going THROUGH puberty seems to be about, but not all kids go through having any confusion. I'd guess those with two parents had less confusion, but idk. Those with a Karen Mom now have major confusion, on every damn political issue.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 04, 2024 07:30 PM (Cus5s)

152 and Beau died at Thermopylae.
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Well, he did run in full armour from Marathon and Athens to get there in time to save Leonidas!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 07:30 PM (vtyCZ)

153 My Big Fat Greek Grifting

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 04, 2024 07:31 PM (ewqMN)

154 Cooling off out thar.

Posted by: JT at April 04, 2024 07:31 PM (T4tVD)

155 The woman didn't steal anything. The daughter that Biden sexually abused was on drugs and left the diary behind

In bidens America, when a woman steals a diary about biden stealing his daughters virginity in the shower, the woman stealing the diary gets prosecuted

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 07:31 PM (ArXeL)

156 Why would the DOJ be asking for a longer prison term if the diary is fake? Oh.

The real question is, on what authority is the f**king federal police gestapo investigating the disposition of a f**king diary?

Did the diary cross not register as an agent under FARA?
Did it shower with it's unerage daughter?
Did it withhold a billion dollars in aid if a prosecutor wasn't fired?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Gestapo is doing the same with Hunter's computer guy - It's Fake!!! And you stole Hunter's computer...

When the national Red Flag Hotline becomes fully operational Gestapo will be full Stasi.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2024 07:31 PM (cOq4q)

157 No, but his previous boss - Obama - is/was a fan of Greek culture. Aspects of it, anyway.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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I think Al Sharpton commented on this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2024 07:32 PM (XeU6L)

158 Washington's actions during the Whiskey Rebellion show the Anti-Federalists to be correct. Even America's choir-boy couldn't resist the allure of using force to ensure the spice - taxes - flowed.
Posted by: The Black Knight at April 04, 2024 07:26 PM (rO3+l)

Wow. Hatred for the US Constitution sure has a long history. George Washington and Alexander Hamilton were right.

Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2024 07:32 PM (rj6Yv)

159 no no no they don't want ww3, it will just be the result of doing the right thing, sez blinken biden and hill

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 07:32 PM (B1FKF)

160 This insanity can't go on. There will be a reckoning.

I do think that's a thing. This idea, by certain ideologies and generations, that a regressions simply isn't possible - let alone probable. Even while they like reading Gods of the Copybook Headings - most don't really believe it. They don't feel it in their gut. Or they'd act differently than what they do.

Yet history books beg to differ. Rome can fall. The Middle Ages can happen. Even ten year periods like The Great Depression. But that's just not how most people act.

Posted by: The Black Knight at April 04, 2024 07:32 PM (rO3+l)

161 There was a time where ad hominem attacks were thought of as beneath the hq, so the boss said they were banned
Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 07:29 PM (ArXeL)

am I wrong? If you can show me that I am wrong, and that this is not an argument for argument sake to push anyone into arguing solely to put them off-foot to declare a moot victory I will apologize to ace

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 07:33 PM (D7oie)

162 There is no provision in the NATO Charter that allows member nations to be expelled. There *is* a measure which would allow a member nation to withdraw, providing that they have communicated their desire to do so, with the withdrawal to come into effect one year after the required transmission of their intent has been made.

There was much discussion about including a measure about expulsion or suspension in 1948-1949, and the topic was revisited upon later occasions, but it was rejected each time. The only loophole here is that the members of NATO have agreed to hold up to the founding principles of the Charter, and if it is seen that a given nation is demonstrably not doing this, other signatories to the NATO Treaty can withhold the aid and other amenities and support to such a defaulting State.

In other words, currently you can't be kicked out of NATO, even by unanimous vote of all the siignatory nations, but NATO absolutely can hit you where it hurts in a most passive-aggressive manner.

Posted by: John Drake at April 04, 2024 07:33 PM (ruzO0)

163 Suggesting that some of the founders were not anti big gov is not anti-American, there were some that wanted to appoint Washington king

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 07:34 PM (ArXeL)

164 Did Joe grow up Greek?
Posted by: Northernlurker
.......

I don't know, let's ask Mayo Pete.

Posted by: wth at April 04, 2024 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

165
am I wrong? If you can show me that I am wrong, and that this is not an argument for argument sake to push anyone into arguing solely to put them off-foot to declare a moot victory I will apologize to ace
Posted by: Kind

Have fun with that.

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 07:34 PM (ArXeL)

166 Cafe is open!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2024 07:34 PM (OX9vb)

167 Why doesn't everybody hate that fucker by now? The Dem party of diversity is led by a racist senile old white man.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2024 07:34 PM (vFG9F)

168 162
...

In other words, currently you can't be kicked out of NATO, even by unanimous vote of all the siignatory nations, but NATO absolutely can hit you where it hurts in a most passive-aggressive manner.

Posted by: John Drake at April 04, 2024 07:33 PM (ruzO0)

They'll suck your dicks whether you enjoy it or not.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 07:35 PM (ynpvh)

169 Wow. Hatred for the US Constitution sure has a long history. George Washington and Alexander Hamilton were right.
Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2024 07:32 PM (rj6Yv)

what is funny is that this is a right-straight-down-the-middle doctrinaire Libertarian argument.
From someone I doubt is actually a libertarian.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 07:35 PM (D7oie)

170 150 Hard to believe the Pirates are still in first place.
Posted by: Jamaica

I know! I'll hold off buying WS tickets. I'm enjoying it while it lasts. They'll still finish 4th or 5th and lose 75-80 games. Still, FIRST PLACE!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 07:36 PM (cHNrw)

171 Why doesn't everybody hate that fucker by now? The Dem party of diversity is led by a racist senile old white man.
Posted by: fd

They voted for bide, and before holim obama, and before him
clinton. It's what they do

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 07:36 PM (ArXeL)

172 WW3 is a cleansing fire, set in motion eons ago to be the final cathartic seizure of old humanity.
WW3 is good.
Like genital multilation and fentanyl

Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 07:37 PM (IG7T0)

173 I come from the land down under
Where women go and men flunder

Posted by: Men@Work at April 04, 2024 07:37 PM (BGygK)

174 Just read the previous post about FJB v Israel.

What needs to happen is that Gaza needs to be sealed off completely from EVERYTHING for 15 days to "stop the spread".

IYKWIM.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 04, 2024 07:37 PM (ufFY8)

175 Why doesn't everybody hate that fucker by now? The Dem party of diversity is led by a racist senile old white man.

Honestly ? Same reason Bill Barr and Mike Pence and Mitch McConnell have been praised, lionized, and deified here by many at some point or another.

Some who vote D do it for the same reason some vote R. Brand loyalty. Its what they'll do again because its what they've always done. Even while their vote for their team works against their own best interests.

Posted by: The Black Knight at April 04, 2024 07:38 PM (rO3+l)

176 Just read the previous post about FJB v Israel.

What needs to happen is that Gaza needs to be sealed off completely from EVERYTHING for 15 days to "stop the spread".

IYKWIM.
Posted by: D

Israel has done kore to fuck itself since October's than the palestinians ever could

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 07:39 PM (ArXeL)

177 Question: What would Ukraine contribute to NATO's common defense? They seem pretty beat down at the moment. If Russia attacked Latvia, what would Ukraine do to help?

They seem like freeloaders to me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 04, 2024 07:40 PM (aD39U)

178 170 150 Hard to believe the Pirates are still in first place.
Posted by: Jamaica

I know! I'll hold off buying WS tickets. I'm enjoying it while it lasts. They'll still finish 4th or 5th and lose 75-80 games. Still, FIRST PLACE!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 07:36 PM (cHNrw)

When do we get a team called the Cannibals (other than in Haiti)?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 07:40 PM (ynpvh)

179 Schroedenger's diary. It is both Ashley's diary and not Ashley's diary.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2024 07:41 PM (fs1hN)

180 Question: What would Ukraine contribute to NATO's common defense? They seem pretty beat down at the moment. If Russia attacked Latvia, what would Ukraine do to help?

They seem like freeloaders to me.
Posted by: G

Besides having a southern fla k onto russia?

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 07:41 PM (ArXeL)

181 I come from the land down under
Where women go and men flunder
Posted by: Men@Work at April 04, 2024 07:37 PM (BGygK)

Speaking of that, we are watching an Aussie cop show from the 90s on Amazon called Blue Heelers. Fairly entertaining, and no character is entirely good/evil, except maybe the cute as hell Constable Maggie.

Also catching up on my Ozzy slang.

The show is fair dinkum.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 04, 2024 07:41 PM (ufFY8)

182 179 Schroedenger's diary. It is both Ashley's diary and not Ashley's diary.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2024 07:41 PM (fs1hN)

Until the cat dies or something like that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 07:42 PM (ynpvh)

183 Besides having a southern fla k onto russia?
Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 07:41 PM (ArXeL)

Fat lot it's doing them. Are they going to die harder if Russia attacks the Baltics?

(Don't get me started on the Baltics being in NATO in the first place.)

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 04, 2024 07:43 PM (aD39U)

184 A's play one more year in Oakland. Next year, in a minor league park in Sacramento thru 2027. Then, in 2028, they move to Vegas.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 07:43 PM (IG7T0)

185 doing for them

fuck my fingers

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 04, 2024 07:43 PM (aD39U)

186 what is funny is that this is a right-straight-down-the-middle doctrinaire Libertarian argument.
From someone I doubt is actually a libertarian.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 07:35 PM (D7oie)

I am not, nor have I ever been a member of the Libertarian Party.

Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2024 07:44 PM (rj6Yv)

187 You don't want to die defending Estonia's sacred borders?

Posted by: Selfish at April 04, 2024 07:44 PM (S+7uy)

188 A's play one more year in Oakland. Next year, in a minor league park in Sacramento thru 2027. Then, in 2028, they move to Vegas.
Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 07:43 PM (IG7T0)

Oakland had like 3200 in attendance one game a few days ago.

The Las Vegas Aces had over 9000.

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 04, 2024 07:45 PM (ufFY8)

189

Fat lot it's doing them. Are they going to die harder if Russia attacks the Baltics?

(Don't get me started on the Baltics being in NATO in the first place.)
Posted Russia?
Not sayin they would be good at it just sayin what they would be good for

Besides the Baltic are nothing more than speedbumps to start ww3

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 07:45 PM (ArXeL)

190 You don't want to die defending Estonia's sacred borders?
Posted by: Selfish at April 04, 2024 07:44 PM (S+7uy)

Oddly, no.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 04, 2024 07:45 PM (aD39U)

191 Al Jazeera News, today,
Denmark missile launcher fault closes busy shipping strait
Denmark’s National Maritime Authority warns ships not to sail through the Great Belt strait.

In part, Denmark’s National Maritime Authority earlier warned ships not to sail through the Great Belt strait, one of the world’s busiest sea lanes and the main maritime access to the Baltic Sea, due to the risk of “falling missile fragments”.

Time for the failing supply lines on land and sea.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 04, 2024 07:45 PM (GshMh)

192 Ukraine would be a taker in NATO. Not a contributor.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 04, 2024 07:46 PM (aD39U)

193 You don't want to die defending Estonia's sacred borders?

This is an awful question. The divinity of the Domino Theory is beyond question.

Posted by: The Black Knight at April 04, 2024 07:46 PM (rO3+l)

194 Red Sox were there. A's won't bother tarping off the upper sections. They should just go play in neighborhood parks.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 07:47 PM (IG7T0)

195 I would admit Serbia before I admitted Ukraine.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 04, 2024 07:48 PM (aD39U)

196 Ukraine would be a taker in NATO. Not a contributor.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 04, 2024 07:46 PM (aD39U)

You know how we flip this all around ? Show those videos from when the Wehrmacht entered Ukraine - including all the Nazi parades the natives threw in a failed attempt to be a member of the Third Reich.

Posted by: The Black Knight at April 04, 2024 07:49 PM (rO3+l)

197 In other words, currently you can't be kicked out of NATO, even by unanimous vote of all the siignatory nations, but NATO absolutely can hit you where it hurts in a most passive-aggressive manner.

Posted by: John Drake at April 04, 2024 07:33 PM (ruzO0)

They'll suck your dicks whether you enjoy it or not.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

What it comes down to is that a nation-state not living up to the founding principles of NATO, if they invoke Article V of the Charter (the sounding of the bugle calling all other Alliance members to rush to their aid in this time of peril), NATO can slow-walk their response, refuse to commit their armed forces, and elect not to provide funding. They can make public, toothless, speeches about the situation that nation is facing, and suggest diplomatic support.

But the passive-agressive message to the nation in question is crystal-clear: sorry, guy, but you're on your own now unless you resume your full responsibilities as a NATO signatory, and even then the whole Council will discuss whether you're worth the bother of expending blood and treasure.

Posted by: John Drake at April 04, 2024 07:52 PM (ruzO0)

198 They are setting up Trump to be Prez when it all comes crashing down. I hope he laughs and says "we don't need no water"
Make America Great Again After The Fire

Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 07:52 PM (IG7T0)

199 Hey Ace, I want to know how Governor Meatball is doing in Florida? That is why I come to this site.

Are you and CBD finished sucking the Meatball’s tiny but tasty dick?

Did you and CBD wear cowboy boots while you were regularly pleasuring Governor Meatball while it was wowing the crowds on the campaign trail?

Come on. Don’t play coy.

Posted by: Not Fat Dumb Ron at April 04, 2024 07:55 PM (A44Mw)

200
1. Screw MLB. Oakland may be the biggest failure but it all is.
2. Screw Dan Rather. He would no more be able to handle an unfixed interview than Joe Biden.
3. Pray for JJ.

Posted by: Auspex at April 04, 2024 07:57 PM (j4U/Z)

201 Are we not worthy of better trolls?

Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2024 07:58 PM (rj6Yv)

202 I'm boycotting the MLB until the Tigers lead their division by 10 games in September.

Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2024 08:00 PM (rj6Yv)

203 Are we not worthy of better trolls?
Posted by: mrp

That particular one was oddly specific about di Santis's privates - including details about genital dimensions and taste usually don't come into play with such insults.

Almost like the troll was doing a bit of ...projection, perhaps?

Posted by: John Drake at April 04, 2024 08:07 PM (ruzO0)

204 Fuck off, Joe.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 04, 2024 08:11 PM (aD39U)

205 Rather: "If you think journalists should defend the country they love against Trump, please subscribe to my newsletter..."

I remember when Rather said he wouldn't warn American soldiers if they were about to attacked by enemy troops. But now he'll defend the country from the duly re-elected President.

Poseur, please.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 04, 2024 09:08 PM (OC7tx)

206 Dan Rather : Dong Dyson of the Day
Henceforth known as DDOTD!
Feel free to steal this amazing new award!

Posted by: Louis Reinitz at April 05, 2024 10:39 AM (gFN2B)

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