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Are You Ready for the Next Plandemic?

Coming to jurisdictions near you sometime in the late summer/early fall.

The Deep State needs a new pandemic to justify another "fortified" election. Last month, the CDC gave up on covid-19. Its capacity to frighten Americans into submission had diminished too much.


A case of Covid no longer means isolating for five days, according to the latest guidance from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released Friday. It's the latest sign of the virus's normalization four years after it upended our lives.

You should now follow the same precautions with Covid as you take with the flu, according to new guidelines from the CDC. That means staying home until you've gone a day with no fever and improving symptoms. Take other precautions for the next five days, including wearing a mask and limiting close contact with others.

Those are the same steps the CDC recommends for other respiratory viruses.


"Covid-19 is still an important public health threat, but it is not the emergency that it once was," said Dr. Brendan Jackson, who leads the respiratory virus response for the CDC's National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Disease, on Friday.
"And its health impacts increasingly resemble those of other [respiratory viral] illnesses, including influenza and RSV."

So wait -- how is the Deep State going to justify all the election-rigging measures they took in 2020, such as mailing hundreds of millions of duplicate ballots to hundreds of millions of unverified addresses, turning off all signature verification, "curing" ballots in blue districts by having FaceBook staffers "fix" them, etc.?

("Wait," you're thinking, "what does eliminating all ballot security have to do with fighting covid?" SHUT THE F*CK UP, PEASANT! YOU WILL BELIEVE WHAT WE TELL YOU TO F*CKING BELIEVE. WE CANNOT "SAVE DEMOCRACY" WHILE ANSWERING YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW WE ARE "SAVING DEMOCRACY" BY STEALING YOUR VOTE FROM YOU.)

Surely the Deep State isn't going to just let an election happen without proper fortification?

Don't worry -- fortification is on the way!

It's that time of the election season again.

Pandemic time! And this time it's angry!


I don't want to dismiss the possibility of a genuinely bad pandemic hitting our shores because it is obviously possible. But really? After the last few years, you would have to be an idiot not to be suspicious when people start trotting out the "We are all going to die!" meme.

COVID, but 100 times worse! Disease X. Bird Flu. Whatever you want to call it. It's almost as if Taylor Lorenz is running things.


A bird flu pandemic with the potential to be "100 times worse than COVID" may be on the horizon after a rare human case was discovered in Texas, experts have warned.

The H5N1 avian flu has spread rapidly since a new strain was detected in 2020, affecting wild birds in every state, as well as in commercial poultry and backyard flocks.

...

"This virus [has been] on the top of the pandemic list for many, many years and probably decades," Dr. Suresh Kuchipudi, a bird flu researcher from Pittsburgh, said at a recent panel discussing the issue, according to the Daily Mail.

"And now we're getting dangerously close to this virus potentially causing a pandemic."

And the further Biden falls behind in Michigan, the closer we get!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:24 PM




Comments

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1 St

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 04, 2024 02:24 PM (/6GbT)

2 Clears throat. No, I will not take your fucking shot.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:25 PM (IUd0M)

3 I'm tired, boss.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 04, 2024 02:28 PM (fKIdX)

4 "It isn't just the flu guys!" is a phrase that has become less and less useful.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 04, 2024 02:29 PM (cf/0E)

5 Something something crying wolf.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 04, 2024 02:29 PM (tT6L1)

6 Well, we should probably give up all our rights just to be sure.

Posted by: Vaccinate Me Harder, Daddy at April 04, 2024 02:29 PM (Ao3fE)

7 The mask you'll be forced to wear will be colored yellow, like a beak.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 04, 2024 02:30 PM (bNf8H)

8 Flu virus, the election year variant

I was at the doctor the other day, minor thing, and they offered me a half dozen different vaccines

'No thank you'

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2024 02:30 PM (oCjPU)

9 I don't want to dismiss the possibility of a genuinely bad pandemic hitting our shores because it is obviously possible. But really? After the last few years, you would have to be an idiot not to be suspicious when people start trotting out the "We are all going to die!" meme.

And there you have it: the price of politicizing science.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2024 02:30 PM (CsUN+)

10 What if you're not a bird?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2024 02:30 PM (Q4IgG)

11 They will float it and find out they lose more votes. Their best play is to let Trump win.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (IG7T0)

12 Unless Governor Whitmer's head explodes on live TV after contracting bird flu... we won't comply.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (fxCK2)

13 Just what we need, another fake sickness they can use to justify stealing you blind. I say defund and eliminate the CD cDc.

Posted by: vic at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (A5THL)

14 Another plandemic? What a coincidence.

Posted by: huerfano at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (VGOMa)

15 Say goodbye to chicken, eggs, and beef this summer...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (7fElN)

16 I won’t be following any CDC recommendations; they’re liars. I didn’t for covid (except for masking at my job or losing it) and I somehow survived….. I remember when the avian flu was gonna kill us all in 2002 (IIRC). Hugh Hewitt was all aflutter about that back then…. Imagine Hewitt believing all the “experts”… shocking!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (gZ3KO)

17
Bird Flu!!! It's mutating!!!

We're all gonna die!!! Mail in ballots!!! Get your Pfizer shot then boost, boost, boost!!!

Precious Democracy!!!

/ did I miss anything?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (RKVpM)

18 It's smart.

If it works, don't fix it.

Of course, it's also evil, but our ruling class doesn't care about that in the least.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (zjgNU)

19 "potential"
---

And there is the *potential* that Brandon will improve and turn conservative before the election too.

I will not plan on either.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 04, 2024 02:32 PM (g6nra)

20 Wait, I thought birds aren't real?

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 04, 2024 02:32 PM (wQXfi)

21 Something something crying wolf.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 04, 2024 02:29 PM (tT6L1)

We need to make them cry something else. Maybe, ouch! That hurts.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 04, 2024 02:32 PM (0eaVi)

22 You fuck with my parrot, game over.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at April 04, 2024 02:32 PM (5Ju3w)

23 Newest is avian flu affecting chickens and egg distribution and crossing over to beef & dairy cows.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:33 PM (Y2tls)

24 Willowed:

I'm more sick and tired of hearing about fucking Ukraine than I am sick and tired of hearing about the fucking eclipse
Posted by: Elric Blade


That's a 50/50 toss up. I'm expecting possible riots once it's over in four minutes and people realize that they've been scammed out of $900 a night Hampton Inn rooms for five days.

Someone runs back inside to take a dump, comes out and it's over. 😂😂😂

Yeah. Totality in my area is like 3 minutes & 48 seconds. And there is no "manager" to complain to to make the eclipe do it over.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:33 PM (Y2tls)

25 I used to believe my government had my (and everyone else's and, by extension, their) best interests at heart.

I used to believe in the medical profession.

I used to have hope that there were decent mental health providers.

Now, I trust ONLY my elderly dentist, who's about to retire.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 04, 2024 02:33 PM (JCLJi)

26 Say goodbye to chicken, eggs, and beef this summer...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
---
Stay home AND eat zee bugz!

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (wQXfi)

27 Excess or unnecessary deaths are Marxist ideas. Religious people accept the role death has in the humam/diety relationship and how important that is to civilization

Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (IG7T0)

28 Dirty, disgusting, lice-ridden buids.

At least we got rid of those damned starlings yesterday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (9yWhg)

29 Nah Ace, it won't be bird flu. That's yesterdays news. Bird flu already made the rounds during Obama's "presidency" amidst the usual hysterical predictions, and it amounted to nothing.

I'm not saying they won't try something. They will. But it won't be a rehash of something they already tried. It will be something new. "I guess you just put your dick in and explode."

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

30 Yeah. Totality in my area is like 3 minutes & 48 seconds. And there is no "manager" to complain to to make the eclipe do it over.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:33 PM (Y2tls)

The Guy in charge of making eclipses isn't going to listen to them.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (0eaVi)

31 Trust us, we're not kidding this time, swearsies!

Posted by: All the 3 letter agencies at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (MeG8a)

32 I mentioned this earlier. My wife's theory is it will be double-cicada plague. We're All Going to Die!

Posted by: Eeyore at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (1bNHn)

33 Buying a lottery ticket also has potential.

But I won't be basing future prosperity on that ticket.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (tT6L1)

34 Right now the junta is trying to decide between WWIII with Russia or COVID 2 Electric Boogaloo based on the polling of the presidential election

Posted by: 18-1 at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (ibTVg)

35 i saw that there's tuberculosis cases among the illegals in chicago, so i guess they won't be allowed to vote in person.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (B1FKF)

36
At least we got rid of those damned starlings yesterday.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Keep a pellet gun handy so they don't return!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (g6nra)

37 Buh buh buh bird bird bird . . .

Posted by: Peter Griffin's Greatest Hit at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (Ao3fE)

38 At least we got rid of those damned starlings yesterday.

Yeah, nothing to worry about...

Posted by: Killer Ostriches at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (CsUN+)

39
The trouble is, what if they just tested us on COVID and now the real killer is on the way? Would they do that to us?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (I87yH)

40 When this nonsense starts, deny the premise that it is wrong for people to die.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (IG7T0)

41 The Guy in charge of making eclipses isn't going to listen to them.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


That's the funny part. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:36 PM (Y2tls)

42 Yeah, nothing to worry about...
Posted by: Killer Ostriches


Step off, bitches!

Posted by: Big Penguin at April 04, 2024 02:36 PM (9yWhg)

43 I'm not saying they won't try something. They will. But it won't be a rehash of something they already tried. It will be something new.

*whistles nonchalantly*

Posted by: Ebola at April 04, 2024 02:36 PM (CsUN+)

44 Bird flu >> Genital Warts >> Republican Party

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 04, 2024 02:36 PM (eYF7X)

45 22 You fuck with my parrot, game over.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at April 04, 2024 02:32 PM (5Ju3w)
_______
Sorry, the parrot is dead. Beautiful plumage, though.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 04, 2024 02:36 PM (1bNHn)

46 Say goodbye to chicken, eggs, and beef this summer...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Say hello to squirrel!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 04, 2024 02:36 PM (fxCK2)

47 ***Yawn***

This again? These guys are so predictable.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (SRRAx)

48 There's no need to have many people believe that avian flu is a major pandemic. They just need enough AWFLs/NPCs to buy it to explain why vote counts can't be monitored while they're trucking in the reams of votes by Jose and Josefina, the recently-registered-without-documentation voters From Texas, Arizona, Pennsylvania, and swing states near you.

And the MSM and Google/Facebook will cheer them on.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (a/dOO)

49 I'm pretty sure I can stay away from monkeys, birds might be more difficult

Posted by: javems at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (8I4hW)

50 12 Unless Governor Whitmer's head explodes on live TV after contracting bird flu... we won't comply.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (fxCK2)
_______
Even then, we'll have to have another helping in NY and CA.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (1bNHn)

51 Check out our new non-stop, Screaming Red Bird Flu Death-O-Meter!!!

YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! BUY TP NOW!

Posted by: CNN at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (AbL8c)

52 I'm expecting possible riots once it's over in four minutes and people realize that they've been scammed out of $900 a night Hampton Inn rooms for five days.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:33 PM (Y2tls)


A few years back I took my family to the Grand Canyon. On the way there, I emphasized that, while it's awesome and everyone should see it, at the end of the day it's just a hole in the ground.

My wife was not amused. Bitched at me quite a bit about it.

On the way home, though, she said... it was awesome and all, and I'm glad we got to see it together but it really is just a hole in the ground.

That having been said, the Grand Canyon is always there and a total eclipse is really awesome and everyone should see one.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (IUd0M)

53 Bird Flu is perfect.

Because birds are an op to begin with.

Posted by: Birds Are Not Real at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (Ao3fE)

54 Yeah, nothing to worry about...
Posted by: Killer Ostriches


Step off, bitches!

Posted by: Big Penguin



Oooooo, we're so scared!

Posted by: Terror Birds at April 04, 2024 02:38 PM (CsUN+)

55 10 What if you're not a bird?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2024 02:30 PM (Q4IgG)

It turns you into one. I've 'eard tell that Newt Flu is even worse.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 04, 2024 02:38 PM (T+Iwg)

56 Say goodbye to chicken, eggs, and beef this summer...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Say hello to squirrel!

Posted by: NaughtyPine


And Moose!
Posted by: Boris

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:38 PM (Y2tls)

57 Let's see, war with Russia, bird flu epidemic. Well, I guess I have to vote for Biden.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2024 02:38 PM (fs1hN)

58 The story of Chicken Little was a warning, not a blueprint.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 04, 2024 02:38 PM (tT6L1)

59 Well, if they want to try another plandemic, I have some brass vaccine I can adminster.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 04, 2024 02:38 PM (xT7BI)

60 the states and the fed are OUT OF MONEY

they can't do this again

they can't print money to float anyone

they can try, I guess. smells of desperation.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 04, 2024 02:38 PM (AcWfM)

61 newly released studies reveal that many people killed in auto accidents in the past two months have tested positive for the h8t3r virus. experts have called for locking down the gas stations and wawa branches till a vaxxine can be found.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 02:39 PM (B1FKF)

62 Hopefully with this last eclipse we take a rest from all the sacrifices to Quetzalcoatl.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 04, 2024 02:39 PM (cf/0E)

63 29 Nah Ace, it won't be bird flu. That's yesterdays news. Bird flu already made the rounds during Obama's "presidency" amidst the usual hysterical predictions, and it amounted to nothing.

I'm not saying they won't try something. They will. But it won't be a rehash of something they already tried. It will be something new. "I guess you just put your dick in and explode."
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

Monkeypox?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2024 02:39 PM (eYoxG)

64 [Team America] Bird flu is like 9/11 times a hundred! [/Team America]

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 04, 2024 02:39 PM (FXT2u)

65 the states and the fed are OUT OF MONEY

they can't do this again

they can't print money to float anyone

they can try, I guess. smells of desperation.


You seem to not be on board with the panic of the day. This will be reported.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2024 02:39 PM (CsUN+)

66 Yeah, it's staggering the number of election laws they broke to "protect" the public from Covid.
None of which had even a suggestion of a plausible basis for "slowing the spread."
All were based on lies.
Obvious lies.

And in not one single case--before the election-- did one single judge stand up and say, "the Constitution does not have a public emergency clause."

Not one.

Cowards, weaklings, traitors all.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2024 02:40 PM (yikga)

67 Because birds are an op to begin with.

Posted by: Birds Are Not Real at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (Ao3fE)

Birds are real, and they're spectacular!
SPECTACULARLY DEADLY!

Posted by: CNN at April 04, 2024 02:40 PM (AbL8c)

68 and a total eclipse is really awesome and everyone should see one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Happens every night around 9:00.
Earth passes in front of sun.
Totality is about 11 hours.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:40 PM (Y2tls)

69 / did I miss anything?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM

Do you want to kill Grandma and Grandpa?

Posted by: huerfano at April 04, 2024 02:40 PM (VGOMa)

70 Nah Ace, it won't be bird flu. That's yesterdays news. Bird flu already made the rounds during Obama's "presidency" amidst the usual hysterical predictions, and it amounted to nothing.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)


Too many people now know that birds aren't real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScnXkyXqxz8

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:40 PM (IUd0M)

71 A bird flu pandemic with the potential to be "100 times worse than COVID"
--------------
So, stock up on TP before there is a run on it?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2024 02:41 PM (cOq4q)

72 I tried to warn you.

Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock at April 04, 2024 02:41 PM (VGOMa)

73 Because birds are an op to begin with.

Posted by: Birds Are Not Real at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (Ao3fE)

Birds are real, and they're spectacular!
SPECTACULARLY DEADLY!
Posted by: CNN


Spectacularly spatchcocked or rotisseried.
Not so much sous vide.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:41 PM (Y2tls)

74 58 The story of Chicken Little was a warning, not a blueprint.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
---------------------

Fairy tales can come true

Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 02:41 PM (TvHck)

75 I don't think they need to do anything. They control the people counting and rules they count by. The only way to beat the game is to flood the room with anonymous ballots running a slight percentage in our favor.
Make them count all the ballots

Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 02:41 PM (IG7T0)

76 No "sunny-side" up, or "over-easy"; much like America's future...

Posted by: poconohound at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (VHxtU)

77
Unless Governor Whitmer's head explodes on live TV after contracting bird flu... we won't comply.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM


Gretchen Whitmer is the Jussie Smollet of governors

Posted by: AltonJackson Contractual Obligation Comment at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (bEb2S)

78 A bird flu pandemic with the potential to be "100 times worse than COVID"
--------------
So, stock up on TP before there is a run on it?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


TP & Pony Paste.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (Y2tls)

79 I wonder how the bird flu will affect the war in Ukraine.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (JeYYB)

80 No, no, you all don't understand. It's "Bird Fu" they're talking about. A reboot of the classic 70's show starring David Carridine, but this time with David Caracara.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (9yWhg)

81 Birdemic!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (63Dwl)

82 i saw that there's tuberculosis cases among the illegals in chicago, so i guess they won't be allowed to vote in person.
Posted by: gnats

California and Illinois both having measles show up as well.
Let's bring in more people from sh*thole countries!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (g6nra)

83 Who said our government was a "one trick pony?"

One the one hand it stands to reason there will be shortages of certain foods... obviously by design. There's a whole op behind that facet.

On the other hand there's more compliance needed by the public to "be safe." And under strict control during an election. That's the other op.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (Q4IgG)

84 the birds will kill us with their peckers

Posted by: Taggart at April 04, 2024 02:43 PM (og5mY)

85 I wonder how the bird flu will affect the war in Ukraine.

Not the most tortured connection to Ukraine I've seen here.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2024 02:43 PM (CsUN+)

86 Make them count all the ballots
_____

To do otherwise is racist.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2024 02:43 PM (fs1hN)

87 Another pandemic!

Oh no! We are all going to die!

Anyway....

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2024 02:43 PM (VYFTW)

88 It would not surprise me if TPTB decided to kill every chicken and cow in North America.

They would gladly see every American die slowly from starvation before giving up an ounce of power.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 02:43 PM (7fElN)

89 Jamaica Bay is a major bird flyway. We're doomed. I'd go to my mom's but she lives near Assateague which is a bigger bird flyway

Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 02:43 PM (IG7T0)

90 If chickens aren't mammals, why do they have breasts?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 02:43 PM (9yWhg)

91 Most Americans now have some immunity from Covid either through exposure or through vaccination (81% got vaccinated)
The largest cohort that did not get vaccinated were young black males with no college, the largest vaccinated group were college educated Asians.
95% of aged 65+ got vaccinated
Posted by: paul


My under-65 cracker ass stayed pure blood.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (Y2tls)

92 re 60: weimar germany in the early 1920s. did it wrong, our fed res system will get it right.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (B1FKF)

93 the birds will kill us with their peckers

My name is a bit redundant.

Posted by: Woodpecker at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (CsUN+)

94 I mean, these idiots do realize that a "pandemic" 100 times worse than Covid would make 100 times more people sick and 100 times more people die, right ?

You can't actually "fake" that. And if something, maybe bird flu, is *claimed* to be that, but nobody sees any more people sick or dying, they're not falling for that bullshit again. They can't be so dumb as to try that playbook again, can they ?

Posted by: deadrody at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (OeYsY)

95 Most Americans now have some immunity from Covid either through exposure or through vaccination (81% got vaccinated)
_____

People with multiple boosters are more likely to have had Covid multiple times. Odd, that.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (fs1hN)

96 Hey, don't look at us.

Posted by: Birds in JT's birdbath at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (PiwSw)

97 ...a rare human case was discovered in Texas...

So, unlike "Wuhan Flu", we can call this one the "Texas Flu" and not be called racist?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (cOq4q)

98 Maybe...CDC develop new strain of Monkey Pox that transmit from Beer, Potato Chip and Chicken Nugget. It kill off all White Men who not Fruitcake.

Posted by: MR. KIM at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (DGlaL)

99 I did pick up a box of 5 dozen eggs from Costco last night and it appeared that a panic run had *not* yet started due to the latest egg producer shutdown. But, the election season is young...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (DTX3h)

100 EXPERTS SAY BIRD FLU 100 TIMES MORE DEADLY DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE!

Posted by: CNN at April 04, 2024 02:45 PM (AbL8c)

101
That having been said, the Grand Canyon is always there and a total eclipse is really awesome and everyone should see one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (IUd0M)

I agree that everyone should see an eclipse. Hubby and I saw the last one because his sister happened to live in the path so we took some time off and drove to the middle of nowhere in Wyoming to watch it. And it was very cool to see.

That said, the absolute traffic jam leaving the middle of nowhere to get home was epic. I can see why more populous areas are calling for emergency measures. Gas stations along the route were running out of gas, etc.

If the traffic in Wyoming was that bad, I can't imagine what it will be like at Niagara Falls.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 04, 2024 02:45 PM (vivhj)

102 And in not one single case--before the election-- did one single judge stand up and say, "the Constitution does not have a public emergency clause."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2024 02:40 PM (yikga)


The judges never had the opportunity because they denied people the right to be heard first. I think the only case which was heard was about some of the PA shenanigans to which SCOTUS said stop, PA said no, and SCOTUS did fuck all.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:45 PM (IUd0M)

103 I tried to warn you.
Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock


The Birds was supposedly based on a true story. Some sea birds ate some bad shellfish or something, and started freaking out and attacking people.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 02:45 PM (9yWhg)

104 97 ...a rare human case was discovered in Texas...


Damn those texans and their wet markets

Posted by: Taggart at April 04, 2024 02:46 PM (og5mY)

105 Archimedes, that was one of those, “Ukraine is the most important thing ever to no one but politicians” comments.

It fell flat, obviously.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 04, 2024 02:46 PM (JeYYB)

106 EXPERTS SAY BIRD FLU 100 TIMES MORE DEADLY DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE!
Posted by: CNN at April 04, 2024 02:45 PM (AbL8c)
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I call threadwinner.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 04, 2024 02:46 PM (tT6L1)

107 Wait, I thought birds aren't real?
Posted by: screaming in digital

Did a cat tell you that ?

Posted by: JT at April 04, 2024 02:46 PM (T4tVD)

108 Happens every night around 9:00.
Earth passes in front of sun.
Totality is about 11 hours.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:40 PM (Y2tls)


Yeah. Okay.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:46 PM (IUd0M)

109 We kinda forget all the election laws they broke before the election.
Because the list is so long and varied.

And still-- with all that-- it took
1) shutting down counting (something that had never happened in 245 years) simultaneously
2) in 6 states
3) across 5 different time zones;
4) kicking out observation
5) re-starting the counting in secret hours later
6) counting for days after the election
7) dismissing every single lawsuit on every single one of the violations in every single state--without admitting, examining or looking at any evidence whatsoever!

To "win" by less than 40,000 votes.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2024 02:47 PM (yikga)

110 So, will we all get Magic Money checks this time?

Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2024 02:47 PM (rj6Yv)

111 a rare human case was discovered in Texas...

So, unlike "Wuhan Flu", we can call this one the "Texas Flu" and not be called racist?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


"Yee-Haw" Flu

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:47 PM (Y2tls)

112 Archimedes, that was one of those, “Ukraine is the most important thing ever to no one but politicians” comments.

It fell flat, obviously.


Or perhaps I'm just not very bright.
*Considers risks of admitting error at AOSHQ*
No, I'm going with fell flat.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2024 02:48 PM (CsUN+)

113 39
The trouble is, what if they just tested us on COVID and now the real killer is on the way? Would they do that to us?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (I87yH)

++++

See, I was thinking the same thing. We've been tested. Now most people are going to refuse to get another "government provided injection." And it turns out this bird flu really is deadly and they actually have an antidote but no one will take it. Just our luck.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 04, 2024 02:48 PM (F6UFz)

114 No.

No clot shots yet. No clot shots ever.

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at April 04, 2024 02:48 PM (pgwxJ)

115 re 91: older than you and never got the vax. early on someone asked why and i said we don't know what the long term side effects were. glad i was thinking that way. anyway, by the time the vax was widely available, i was probably exposed to the original virus many times as well as a couple of variants that, as tom lehrer might have said, hadn't been discovered.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 02:48 PM (B1FKF)

116 BIRDEMIC! Shock and Terror!

Posted by: Rod, Still Working on the Walking Lessons at April 04, 2024 02:49 PM (xPJvm)

117 109 To "win" by less than 40,000 votes.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2024 02:47 PM (yikga

====

We just need a better candidate.

Posted by: TJM's phone at April 04, 2024 02:49 PM (q6aeC)

118 We can make this all go away, if you will vote the right way.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 04, 2024 02:49 PM (uegKa)

119 Whitmer's flickin' her bean in anticipation of all the new emergency powers she can dream up

Posted by: weew at April 04, 2024 02:49 PM (7NRlb)

120
Admitting error at AOSHQ

Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2024 02:48 PM (CsUN+)
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Edited for use on MSM broadcast.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 04, 2024 02:49 PM (tT6L1)

121
Ha! 'paul' actually thinks the vaccinated won't get Covid when in reality they're 7% more likely to get it then the unvaxed. Every 'booster' they get adds another 7%.

Not to mention 'turbo cancer' when the immune system basically says, "Kill me now. Quickly."

What a 'tard.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2024 02:50 PM (RKVpM)

122 The Deep State needs a new pandemic to justify another "fortified" election. Last month, the CDC gave up on covid-19. Its capacity to frighten Americans into submission had diminished too much.
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I'm not optimistic that they can pull it off again. Time will tell, but I think (or maybe it's just a forlorn hope) that they've shot their wad. COVID was such a catastrophe that was so pointless and so stupid that it ended the world. 2020 really was Year Zero in a lot of ways. The old world ended that year, and it has been incredibly traumatic.

I don't know that they'll find such ready compliance this time around.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 02:50 PM (HnUIn)

123 See, I was thinking the same thing. We've been tested. Now most people are going to refuse to get another "government provided injection." And it turns out this bird flu really is deadly and they actually have an antidote but no one will take it. Just our luck.
Posted by: washriverga


Considering their last "antidote" is still killing people, I'll take my chances by skipping their new "antidote".

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:50 PM (Y2tls)

124 So, unlike "Wuhan Flu", we can call this one the "Texas Flu" and not be called racist?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

-----

He apparently got it from his herd of infected cattle.

I say we call it Bullshit.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 04, 2024 02:50 PM (vivhj)

125 SHUT THE F*CK UP, PEASANT! YOU WILL BELIEVE WHAT WE TELL YOU TO F*CKING BELIEVE. WE CANNOT "SAVE DEMOCRACY" WHILE ANSWERING YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW WE ARE "SAVING DEMOCRACY" BY STEALING YOUR VOTE FROM YOU.)
++++
He has their number.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 02:50 PM (HnUIn)

126 117 109 To "win" by less than 40,000 votes.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2024 02:47 PM (yikga

====

We just need a better candidate.
Posted by: TJM's phone at April 04, 2024 02:49 PM (q6aeC)

I don't get it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2024 02:50 PM (eYoxG)

127 No, I'm going with fell flat.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2024 02:48 PM (CsUN+)

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With my comments, it's a safe bet.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (JeYYB)

128 >>> I'm not saying they won't try something. They will. But it won't be a rehash of something they already tried. It will be something new. "I guess you just put your dick in and explode."
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)


I remember at least one Ace post about his dick exploding.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (Y6IkP)

129 I mean, these idiots do realize that a "pandemic" 100 times worse than Covid would make 100 times more people sick and 100 times more people die, right ?

Posted by: deadrody at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (OeYsY)


They'd have to shut down the economy in the midst of high inflation...

They'd have to claim that tens of millions were dying...

And it would all be Biden's fault.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (IUd0M)

130 EXPERTS SAY BIRD FLU 100 TIMES MORE DEADLY DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE!
Posted by: CNN

Where's excitable Shep now that we need him?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (FVME7)

131 I don't want to dismiss the possibility of a genuinely bad pandemic hitting our shores because it is obviously possible. But really? After the last few years, you would have to be an idiot not to be suspicious when people start trotting out the "We are all going to die!" meme.
++++
From what I can tell, outside of the hard core of Covidiots/Karens, this is a fairly typical and mainstream opinion.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (HnUIn)

132 Here should be the response to any claim of any outbreak or danger:

Until a high-level Democrat politician dies from it, it is a lie.

No high level Dem anywhere died of Covid.
No one.

That's statistically impossible.
That is, if Covid was as deadly as claimed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (yikga)

133 Penguinpox.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (89+do)

134 asked why and i said we don't know what the long term side effects were

Should have conspicuously looked around to ensure that no one was listening in and then whispered, "They're making the frogs gay." And then walked away quickly.

Posted by: My Body, The CDC's Choice at April 04, 2024 02:52 PM (Ao3fE)

135 I saw a warning not to eat runny eggs least you get the bird flu. Hard yolks are grossaroo.

Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2024 02:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

136 Surely the Deep State isn't going to just let an election happen without proper fortification?
++++
They're fortifying as we speak. A nonsense new "pandemic" would be helpful, but they don't need it and I don't think they'll try to pull it off.

If they want Biden to lose so catastrophically that no amount of cheating in their blue strongholds and even a handful of purple moderate strongholds can save it, do another pandemic panic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 02:52 PM (HnUIn)

137 See, I was thinking the same thing. We've been tested. Now most people are going to refuse to get another "government provided injection." And it turns out this bird flu really is deadly and they actually have an antidote but no one will take it. Just our luck.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 04, 2024 02:48 PM (F6UFz)
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Or the clot shot was designed to soften up and make us more susceptible to *this* particular strain, hence the inflated estimates of lethality.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 02:52 PM (7fElN)

138 Birds aren't real.

Just like this new plandemic.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 04, 2024 02:52 PM (fKIdX)

139 We're in the path of totality. This is a rural area of southwest Indiana. The hotels in little towns in the middle of nowhere and one hotel in what used to be a cornfield are booked solid and getting $400 per night per room. Shatner is going to be at the Monroe County fairgrounds near Bloomington (30 miles or so from my house) and they're expecting 300 thousand people just at the fairground. State police are advising residents to stock up, hunker down, and wait it out. Schools are closed, doing e-learning, and opening the parking lots to eclipse viewers for $10 a car. Stores are stocking extra everything, and gas stations have standing order for extra fills.
This is the biggest boost to our local economy that has happened in like ever.
I think it's a whole lot of stupid for three minutes of darkness. It gets dark every fucking day. Big deal.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 04, 2024 02:53 PM (4XwPj)

140 ...a rare human case was discovered in Texas...

So it's been reported.

Government medical "experts", who lied to us, told the media, who lied to us, this thing which is totally true and no one should question.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:53 PM (IUd0M)

141 That having been said, the Grand Canyon is always there and a total eclipse is really awesome and everyone should see one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (IUd0M)

Everywhere within 8 hours of me is forecast for mostly cloudy skies.

My family and I are praying it clears up as a total eclipse is absolutely amazing.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 04, 2024 02:53 PM (zjgNU)

142 The Marxists are going to need one to help out fraud voting

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2024 02:53 PM (fwDg9)

143 I'm buying something and the manufacturer's website linked to Amazon. On that platform, it's not sold by or shipped by Amazon, but by a third party distributor listing items there. Cost is around $285 with "free" shipping.

The actual seller has its own website. Cost there is $240 with "free" shipping.

$45 difference. Amazon's vig must be incredible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 02:53 PM (HnUIn)

144 "Yee-Haw" Flu
Posted by: rickb223

Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2024 02:54 PM (FVME7)

145 A pandemic will be of vital importance to ensure that mail-in voting is kept high, because that's the easiest way to ensure that most votes that are counted have voted the right way.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 04, 2024 02:54 PM (fKIdX)

146 BIRDEMIC! Shock and Terror!
Posted by: Rod, Still Working on the Walking Lessons at April 04, 2024 02:49 PM (xPJvm)

THERE'S a quality reference.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 04, 2024 02:54 PM (zjgNU)

147 EXPERTS SAY BIRD FLU 100 TIMES MORE DEADLY DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE!
Posted by: CNN

Where's excitable Shep now that we need him?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (FVME7)


They're eating people in the Super Dome!!!

The Bird Flu is making people eat people in the Super Dome!!!

Posted by: This is CNN at April 04, 2024 02:54 PM (nFnyb)

148 Two weeks to flatten the bird

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 02:54 PM (rJ7Hd)

149 Damn those texans and their wet markets
Posted by: Taggart

Maybe it will tracked to a Texas A&M lab funded by Chinese who sold the lab animals to the market... and somebody got one and made chicken dumpling soup...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2024 02:55 PM (cOq4q)

150 Flu x 100!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 04, 2024 02:55 PM (EXyHK)

151 This freckled redhead ain't buying a new pandemic:
http://tiny.cc/ovgnxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 02:55 PM (HnUIn)

152 Plenty of peeps are still living the Branch Covidian lifestyle. Spousal unit is seeing an eye guy, who just rescheduled her appointment for a month later because he tested positive for Covid a couple days ago.

Posted by: Is this urgent? Well, better that something terrible happen than be exposed to the sniffles at April 04, 2024 02:56 PM (Ao3fE)

153
See, I was thinking the same thing. We've been tested. Now most people are going to refuse to get another "government provided injection." And it turns out this bird flu really is deadly and they actually have an antidote but no one will take it. Just our luck.
Posted by: washrivergal

===========

A twist on the Cry Wolf game -- in this version it's planned out, and the villagers are the ones who get killed by the wolf.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at April 04, 2024 02:56 PM (I87yH)

154 Everyone should do their best to get and stay healthy. A decent weight, exercise, sunshine, good sleep, and real food. That is our best defense against their bullshit.

Old folks the obese and of course those already very unhealthy are always the most at risk.

There's not much you can do about your age other than do the above and stay as active as possible.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 04, 2024 02:56 PM (JeYYB)

155 Big deal.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 04, 2024 02:53 PM (4XwPj)

I've seen three partial eclipses. The cool part was that the sunlight through the trees cast eerie crescent-shaped lights and shadows on the ground and the light fades a bit.

We had one here in Colorado jut last fall. About 80%.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at April 04, 2024 02:56 PM (xPJvm)

156 Whitmer's flickin' her bean in anticipation of all the new emergency powers she can dream up
Posted by: weew at April 04, 2024 02:49 PM (7NRlb)


Proclamation from Queen Gretchen: No one may watch Netflix between 7:00 and 7:15 on Thursdays!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:57 PM (IUd0M)

157 148 Two weeks to flatten the bird
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 02:54 PM (rJ7Hd)

That's not funny!

Posted by: Avian Rachel Corrie at April 04, 2024 02:57 PM (PiwSw)

158 This freckled redhead ain't buying a new pandemic:
http://tiny.cc/ovgnxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


She looks like an image from a video game.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 02:57 PM (9yWhg)

159 REMEMBER TO CHECK ALERTS FOR UPDATES ABOUT TREES THAT MAY BE HARBORING DEADLY BIRDS IN YOUR AREA!

Posted by: CNN at April 04, 2024 02:57 PM (AbL8c)

160 Nah...too pedestrian. The next one will overstep. They need something that not only presents a control mechanism, but also changes your every day lifestyle.

The next one will be a species jumping virus that effects humans and grazing animals. They want you off that red mean wagon in addition to control of your everyday life. Hence, the precursor articles about eating bugs.

You will comply.

Posted by: Orson at April 04, 2024 02:57 PM (dIske)

161 81 Birdemic!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (63Dwl)


Ha, I had to watch the trailer for that again.

The blonde was Mannix-worthy, if a bit on the butterface side.

Posted by: spindrift at April 04, 2024 02:57 PM (OguvZ)

162 Birds aren't real.

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That guy who offered as proof that you never see baby pigeons? I think I saw some the other day. Playing with the dog in the backyard, I saw two smaller pigeons. Another perfectly good theory shot to hell by reality!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2024 02:58 PM (FVME7)

163 I've seen three partial eclipses. The cool part was that the sunlight through the trees cast eerie crescent-shaped lights and shadows on the ground and the light fades a bit.

We had one here in Colorado jut last fall. About 80%.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at April 04, 2024 02:56 PM (xPJvm)
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This will be my fourth one (that I can recall). First one was an annular eclipse, which was pretty cool. Never seen a full eclipse, but two very near total eclipses back-to-back is also pretty cool.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 02:58 PM (7fElN)

164 I will never comply again, the only reason I even went through the motions is I sort of assumed Trump being in charge, there must have some merit to what the "government" was telling us.

if there is a "real" deadly pandemic and I get sick from being reckless, oh well. Like worrying about a nuclear attack.

Posted by: Blago at April 04, 2024 02:58 PM (wMRY8)

165 People are not going to take another go-round of this lock-down. Crap they will either ignore it are tell the assholes in charge to FO.

Posted by: vic at April 04, 2024 02:58 PM (A5THL)

166 Where's excitable Shep now that we need him?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (FVME7)


Someone at the Superdome ate him.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:59 PM (IUd0M)

167 Oh dear, I'm bereft...

@Breaking911 5m
BREAKING: 'No Labels' won’t run a third-party campaign after spending millions trying to recruit a candidate - AP

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2024 02:59 PM (IG4Id)

168 YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! BUY TP NOW!
Posted by: CNN at April 04, 2024 02

Why do we need this if we are dead? Just curious.

Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2024 02:59 PM (ZdaMQ)

169 What if a chicken infected with bird flu has sex with a monkey with monkeypox in a chinese wet market?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2024 02:59 PM (VsuUI)

170 Most 100 comments so forgive me for just opening the blog and seeing JJ report his issues and leaving the blog. I will add a special prayer to my list for the person who kept me coming back every morning. I’ve been here lurking and randomly commenting for the last 20 years also and have seen so many come and go and hope when they disappear are just stepping away for a bit. Loved the morning report JJ and many more happy birthdays for you.

Posted by: FortWorthMike at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (Z0ZoX)

171 Sure

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (Y71Gp)

172 Another perfectly good theory shot to hell by reality!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

You’re obviously in on it.

Posted by: Kratwurst at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (LajFB)

173 No high level Dem anywhere died of Covid.
No one.

That's statistically impossible.
That is, if Covid was as deadly as claimed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (yikga)


Particularly since their average age is somewhere around 300.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (IUd0M)

174 Or worse.

A chicken with monkeypox has sex with a monkey with bird flu.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (VsuUI)

175 Bird Flu? Say what? Doesn't naming diseases after animals, insects, plants, rocks, races, and nations violate the Woke disease naming rules of the UN, WHO, GreenPeace, the Democrat Party, and every NGO on Earth?

I can't wait to hear the new, politically correct term Our Betters will mandate be used for Bird Flu.

Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (5fDan)

176 Well, I'm done with shots. I had a boatload of them in 2019 before all the crap hit the fan. No more. I'll take my chances.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (MeG8a)

177 Oh dear, I'm bereft...

@Breaking911 5m
BREAKING: 'No Labels' won’t run a third-party campaign after spending millions trying to recruit a candidate - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop
___

I cant really decide which side it would help or hurt. I tend to think it would be country club Republican types that would vote for it over moderate Democrats.

Posted by: Blago at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (wMRY8)

178 buh buh buh ooma mow mow, buh buh oo mow mow
buh buh buh bird, the bird, the bird is the word

Posted by: look whats not at April 04, 2024 03:01 PM (nakGR)

179 Pfizer and Moderna must be getting excited.
How many vaccines do I need to prevent the bird flu??

Posted by: redridinghood at April 04, 2024 03:01 PM (NpAcC)

180 We were in the path of the 2016 solar eclipse and are in the path of the one on April 8th too. Not exactly in the totality zone, but damn close.

The manufactured hype is a sure bet most of the US will be under a thick cloud bank.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2024 03:01 PM (Q4IgG)

181 You walk your own Camino.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 04, 2024 03:01 PM (Y71Gp)

182 It's election season!

It's plandemic season!

It's election season!

It's plandemic season!

It's rabbit season!

Who can keep track?

Posted by: Daffy Duck at April 04, 2024 03:01 PM (vcOmj)

183 Or the clot shot was designed to soften up and make us more susceptible to *this* particular strain, hence the inflated estimates of lethality.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 02:52 PM (7fElN)


It would be absolutely hilarious if they released a disease which predominately killed their most ardent supports.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 03:02 PM (IUd0M)

184 The eclipse we had seven years ago created the first "leg" of an X. The one next week creates the second leg of the X. Where those lines cross is right over the New Madrid fault line.
There was an earthquake in Ohio last week.
We may be doomed.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 04, 2024 03:02 PM (4XwPj)

185
Not to mention 'turbo cancer' when the immune system basically says, "Kill me now. Quickly."

What a 'tard.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


He's triple masked and octo-boosted.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2024 03:02 PM (63Dwl)

186 Best part of an eclipse is the way the screams of the sacrifices pierce the darkness.

Posted by: Baal os Boss at April 04, 2024 03:02 PM (Ao3fE)

187 148 Two weeks to flatten the bird

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 02:54 PM (rJ7Hd)

++++

LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at April 04, 2024 03:02 PM (F6UFz)

188 We should mobilize our Elites to mask all the birds and then we will be safe.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 04, 2024 03:03 PM (I6NNh)

189 No Labels just announced they will NOT field a presidential candidate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2024 03:03 PM (63Dwl)

190 How do you spend millions to recruit a candidate to run for president?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2024 03:03 PM (VsuUI)

191 183 It would be absolutely hilarious if they released a disease which predominately killed their most ardent supports.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 03:02 PM (IUd0M)


How about a disease that only affected politicians.

Posted by: vic at April 04, 2024 03:04 PM (A5THL)

192 re 158: was just about to say the same thing

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 03:04 PM (B1FKF)

193 Ya know, the scare scandal op didn’t work for social diseases, either. So?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 04, 2024 03:04 PM (Y71Gp)

194 It would be absolutely hilarious if they released a disease which predominately killed their most ardent supports.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 03:02 PM (IUd0M)

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The useful idiots are generally the first up against the wall in every upheaval.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (vivhj)

195 This freckled redhead ain't buying a new pandemic:
http://tiny.cc/ovgnxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 02:55 PM (HnUIn)


Why do I suspect that isn't an actual person?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (IUd0M)

196 We're on our own for the most part.
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>Cureus. 2021 Sep; 13(9): e18136.
Published online 2021 Sep 20. doi: 10.7759/cureus dot 18136
PMCID: PMC8525686
PMID: 34692344
Pandemics Throughout the History
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>Many years ago, Tamiflu was available OTC. Good luck seeing a physician for diagnosis & getting that timely prescription for Paxlovid.
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My fear for many years> University of Minnesota, Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy. 'National Academies report says US not ready for intentional, accidental smallpox outbreak' Mary Van Beusekom, MS, March 27, 2024

In fact, years ago asked pediatricians to vaccinate my kids & I'd pay upfront for the vaccine & service. They laughed.

Context: CHOP, In the early 1950s, four vaccines were available: diphtheria, tetanus, pertussis and smallpox. Because three of these vaccines were combined into a single shot (DTP), children received five shots by the time they were 2 years old and not more than one shot at a single visit, Aug '23.
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See CDC: Emerging Infectious Diseases, page created March 24, 2024. Good grief!

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (GshMh)

197 Election night, Trump has an insurmountable lead in several key states, 85% of ballots counted, a 2 to 1 margin...and there's a power failure that somehow cascades into each of them. When the lights come back on two days later the numbers are the same but the names are changed. "What do you mean you have screenshots? Those can be faked." Naturally, there's a few warehouses of discovered ballots that need to be counted, though none are postmarked.
Hope it stays a scenario.

Posted by: Spice at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (dbzuV)

198 The manufactured hype is a sure bet most of the US will be under a thick cloud bank.

Yeah, I’m almost right in the path; about three minutes of totality. It’s been clear here all week. Supposed to cloud over completely by Monday morning.

I saw it in St. Louis in 2017, I think it was, and was looking forward to this one. But not enough to get on the road and go chasing it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (EXyHK)

199 "The next one will be a species jumping virus that effects humans and grazing animals. They want you off that red mean wagon in addition to control of your everyday life. Hence, the precursor articles about eating bugs."

I already gave up red meat other than ground beef, I can't afford $20 for a small T-bone I have to cook.

Posted by: TC at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (FjlUt)

200 159 REMEMBER TO CHECK ALERTS FOR UPDATES ABOUT TREES THAT MAY BE HARBORING DEADLY BIRDS IN YOUR AREA!
Posted by: CNN at April 04, 2024 02:57 PM (AbL8c)

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hahahahahah

Kill all the birds!!!

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (JeYYB)

201 And the further Biden falls behind in Michigan, the closer we get!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:24 PM



Ace es en fuego.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at April 04, 2024 03:06 PM (aD39U)

202 birdbath bloodbath!!!!
🦆 🦃 🐓 🐔

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 03:06 PM (vtyCZ)

203 [O/T -- Caller to Bongino ("Mike from Montana" ):]

Trump should hire (or he'd likely do it gratis) friend-of-the-show and conservative impersonator Shawn Farash (who does a great Trump) to speak about and mock the Trump judges & their gag orders.

Of course, those judges would likely do the same to Shawn ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 04, 2024 03:06 PM (2Jbiy)

204 So many labs, so many virii, so many ways to kill lots of people with gain-of-function research. The Deep State has LOTS of options. If it's really a killer, that might even be better, since dead voters are the most consistent.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:06 PM (ynpvh)

205 hahahahahah

Kill all the birds!!!
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (JeYYB)



*Mao nods*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at April 04, 2024 03:06 PM (aD39U)

206 a Columbian gang leader known for drug dealing and shooting up a butcher shop in Bogota has been arrested in Texas, where he sneaked across the border claiming he was a refugee seeking asylum.

Aderbiss Pirela is one of the seven most wanted murderers in Bogota. His gang is Los Satanos, the Satans.

Posted by: Custodian at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

207 Bunny suits for everyone

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (Y71Gp)

208 Trannies working in gene manipulations would be a match made in hell

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (J8LnB)

209 We have proof that shutdowns and masks and social distancing have no effect on viruses, so let's kill all the birds instead. Maybe AOC will want to spend a few trillion for giant bird-chopping windmills.

Posted by: Roy at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (z+ik4)

210 How about a disease that only affected politicians.
Posted by: vic at April 04, 2024 03:04 PM (A5THL)

A virophage?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (fKIdX)

211 Oh dear, I'm bereft...

@Breaking911 5m
BREAKING: 'No Labels' won’t run a third-party campaign after spending millions trying to recruit a candidate - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2024 02:59 PM (IG4Id)

They didn't ask me. I'd have done it. I may be cheap, but I'm not free.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (dGCAG)

212 203 birdbath bloodbath!!!!
🦆 🦃 🐓 🐔

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 03:06 PM (vtyCZ)

I'd rather see Turkey Pox; might kill off all those deep-state turkeys.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (ynpvh)

213 hahahahahah

Kill all the birds!!!
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (JeYYB)

Except Owlbert. I will harbor a fugitive if there is a mass bird round up! I swear I can get him in my house. What happens after is anyone’s guess.

Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (ZdaMQ)

214 birdbath bloodbath!!!!
🦆 🦃 🐓 🐔
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 03:06 PM


Run, JT! Run!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (Wnv9h)

215 Michael Dickson
@michaeldickson
Hamas has rejected yet another deal for a 6-week ceasefire.

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I'm beginning to think they're on our side.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (FVME7)

216 "No Labels" was always an ironic appellation.

They have a label, and it is "NeverTrump."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (HnUIn)

217 sneaked or snuck???

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (vtyCZ)

218 But what does Dr. Jill say?

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (HS1CJ)

219 no, redhead is real: polish model named 'agata rybicka'

hats off to google lens

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (B1FKF)

220 211 Oh dear, I'm bereft...

@Breaking911 5m
BREAKING: 'No Labels' won’t run a third-party campaign after spending millions trying to recruit a candidate - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2024 02:59 PM (IG4Id)

They didn't ask me. I'd have done it. I may be cheap, but I'm not free.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (dGCAG)

You had to be both cheap AND easy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (ynpvh)

221 Aderbiss Pirela is one of the seven most wanted murderers in Bogota. His gang is Los Satanos, the Satans.
Posted by: Custodian at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

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I wonder what red city Biden will bus him to?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (JeYYB)

222 184 The eclipse we had seven years ago created the first "leg" of an X. The one next week creates the second leg of the X. Where those lines cross is right over the New Madrid fault line.
There was an earthquake in Ohio last week.
We may be doomed.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench


Go big on popcorn futures

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (Pr3nO)

223 Ya know, the scare scandal op didn’t work for social diseases, either. So?
Posted by: Deplorable Minion


No one wants a fellow with a social disease.
-- The Jets

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (9yWhg)

224 In the land of no TP, the single-ply man is king.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 04, 2024 03:09 PM (cf/0E)

225 189 No Labels just announced they will NOT field a presidential candidate.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

There hasn't been a viable 3rd party candidate since 1912. So they've aired their delusions, now go home.

Perot was. He was leading both Bush and Clinton in the polls until he went off the rails.

They don't need one. They have that RFK nutcase as a spoiler this year

Good. Now, let's destroy RFK and the rest of the spoilers.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 04, 2024 03:09 PM (JCZqz)

226 FBN reports "Joe Biden Demands Immediate Cease Fire"

See if you can guess what I'm thinking right now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2024 03:09 PM (RIvkX)

227 We need a virus that eats Communists and poops oil.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at April 04, 2024 03:10 PM (aD39U)

228 173 No high level Dem anywhere died of Covid.
No one.

That's statistically impossible.
That is, if Covid was as deadly as claimed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (yikga)

Particularly since their average age is somewhere around 300.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (IUd0M)


I'll bet all my quatloos that all high-level Dems began taking Ivermectin and whatever other potions and treatments (e.g., monoclonal anti-bodies) they were told to by their private doctors and by the virus disease specialists at Private Clinics For The Wealthy.

How many top-level, and low-level, CDC employees died of COVID? How many doctors and nurses nationwide? How many teachers nationwide?

Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2024 03:10 PM (5fDan)

229 Bunny suits for everyone
Posted by: Deplorable Minion
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🐇 🐰

Sorry; no oyster emojis in my store.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 03:10 PM (vtyCZ)

230
Mail In ballots ?Dems don't need mail in ballot cheating to win. Don't you remember SOROS controls the Italian satellites that can switch the votes on the electrical voting machines?
If you know/thought the game is rigged, why continue to play?

Posted by: paul at April 04, 2024 03:04 PM


Actually a whole bunch of eyetalians killed themselves/were killed shortly after the story came out. Do I think it's related? Don't know but I saw for myself that 15,000 people who voted for Trump in my state went back to the polls, changed their votes to Biden in a record 8 minutes time. Sure, that happens.

Kiss a bird.

:: Gives paul the finger ::

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2024 03:10 PM (RKVpM)

231 222 184 The eclipse we had seven years ago created the first "leg" of an X. The one next week creates the second leg of the X. Where those lines cross is right over the New Madrid fault line.
There was an earthquake in Ohio last week.
We may be doomed.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench


Go big on popcorn futures

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (Pr3nO)

"San Andreas", the carjacking game or "San Andreas" the movie with the Rock and Alexandra Daddario?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:11 PM (ynpvh)

232 How many top-level, and low-level, CDC employees died of COVID? How many doctors and nurses nationwide? How many teachers nationwide?
Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2024 03:10 PM (5fDan)

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Didn't it leak out that about 75% of CDC employees did not get the vaccine? Am I misremembering that?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 04, 2024 03:11 PM (JeYYB)

233 224 In the land of no TP, the single-ply man is king.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 04, 2024 03:09 PM (cf/0E)

As long as the leadership doesn't splinter. That would hurt.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:11 PM (ynpvh)

234 216 "No Labels" was always an ironic appellation.

They have a label, and it is "NeverTrump."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (HnUIn)

I never trust people who make a point to avoid telling you their ideological commitments. Everyone has them, whether you realize it or not, and people who call themselves "no-labels" or somesuch always tend to gravitate towards saying that they "just want to do what works" or other similar language while pointedly avoiding the actual goal they are working in service towards.

If you aren't going to be upfront about what goal you are working towards, you are either too stupid or too deceitful to be trusted with power.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 04, 2024 03:11 PM (fKIdX)

235
sneaked or snuck???
Posted by: andycanuck


Snoke

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (63Dwl)

236 So Joe & crazy K will be giving updates about the US Stockpile for drugs and medical supplies soon.

Oh, wait. Everything available has been sent to Ukraine?

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (GshMh)

237 226 FBN reports "Joe Biden Demands Immediate Cease Fire"

See if you can guess what I'm thinking right now.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2024 03:09 PM (RIvkX)

In Ukraine? Wonderful.
Oh, not there...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (ynpvh)

238 In the land of no TP, the single-ply man is king.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 04, 2024 03:09 PM (cf/0E)

As long as the leadership doesn't splinter. That would hurt.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:11 PM (ynpvh)
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A total wipe-out.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (DeFcY)

239 China owns 380,000 acres of land in the U.S. Here’s where

And what are they doing with this farmland? Cornering a market. What market? Marijuana. They’ve already got the US fentanyl market.

Why are Chinese-funded marijuana farms popping up in the U.S.?

Chinese-funded marijuana farms are popping up across the United States. Many of them exploit workers from China.

Posted by: Custodian at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (RHGPo)

240 So if its Bird Flu will they recommend killing all the birds?

I remember in the Covid workup stories trying to claim cats were a threat to spread Covid, presumably by going to their office jobs and not masking.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (eoQWY)

241 ... people who call themselves "no-labels" or somesuch always tend to gravitate towards saying that they "just want to do what works" or other similar language while pointedly avoiding the actual goal they are working in service towards.

If you aren't going to be upfront about what goal you are working towards, you are either too stupid or too deceitful to be trusted with power.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 04, 2024 03:11 PM (fKIdX)
++++
Spot on. Should be engraved in stone somewhere.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (HnUIn)

242 227 We need a virus that eats Communists and poops oil.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at April 04, 2024 03:10 PM (aD39U)

And releases tons of CO2 in the process.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:13 PM (ynpvh)

243 Snoke across the border
Fire in the sky!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 03:13 PM (vtyCZ)

244 238 In the land of no TP, the single-ply man is king.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 04, 2024 03:09 PM (cf/0E)

As long as the leadership doesn't splinter. That would hurt.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:11 PM (ynpvh)
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A total wipe-out.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (DeFcY)


Squeeze me!

Posted by: A roll of Charmin at April 04, 2024 03:13 PM (5fDan)

245 No Labels was something that never had any support outside the pages of the NYT and thevWaPo.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2024 03:13 PM (lYAIJ)

246 We've discovered that these pandemics have a regular, predictable cadence. They happen to occur in every year that is divisible by 4.

Posted by: The Science at April 04, 2024 03:13 PM (eHovo)

247 no, redhead is real: polish model named 'agata rybicka'
Posted by: gnats local 678


Then, another reason to hope that Putin doesn't nuke Poland.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 03:14 PM (9yWhg)

248 Did anyone see Biden signed a super rule that no government employee may ever every be fired as long as he serves the deep state? I hear it's binding forever. Sort of like those rules Obama signed that we were never ever allowed to ever drill in the Arctic Circle ever again. That Trump promptly set on fire in the oval office.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 04, 2024 03:14 PM (Ectld)

249 They proclaimed Easter is Tranny Visibility Day on. the. White. House. web. site -- and then said they didn't do it. They will do and say anything. No lie is too big.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 04, 2024 03:14 PM (qUkBO)

250 242 227 We need a virus that eats Communists and poops oil.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at April 04, 2024 03:10 PM (aD39U)

And releases tons of CO2 in the process.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024

If we add a nice bean salad as a side….

Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2024 03:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

251 Think. What can the eclipse do for the party?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 04, 2024 03:14 PM (J8LnB)

252 Now, I trust ONLY my elderly dentist, who's about to retire.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 04, 2024 02:33 PM (JCLJi)


——-

I trust my barber.

Posted by: J. Jonah Jameson at April 04, 2024 03:15 PM (y0bK2)

253 239 China owns 380,000 acres of land in the U.S. Here’s where

And what are they doing with this farmland? Cornering a market. What market? Marijuana. They’ve already got the US fentanyl market.

Why are Chinese-funded marijuana farms popping up in the U.S.?

Chinese-funded marijuana farms are popping up across the United States. Many of them exploit workers from China.

Posted by: Custodian at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (RHGPo)

Not new. Read "Blood Money". Worse than you think (or maybe not).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:15 PM (ynpvh)

254 DON"T FUCK WITH THE CHARMIN!

Posted by: Mr. Whipple, on edge a bit at April 04, 2024 03:15 PM (R4t5M)

255 the future
trump wins, riots break out as hillary blames putin for stolen election
cdc and who declare pandemic worse than covid, what? i don't know
trump orders people to be cautious as they go about their lives.
riots break out because trump is about to make himself dictator
civilization collapses, ww3, jews and mormons the only ones left.

good night and god bless.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 03:15 PM (B1FKF)

256 Soylent Green is Bird Flu! Run for your lives!

- Zombie Charlton Heston

Posted by: Archer at April 04, 2024 03:16 PM (qBTgg)

257 254 DON"T FUCK WITH THE CHARMIN!

Posted by: Mr. Whipple, on edge a bit at April 04, 2024 03:15 PM (R4t5M)

Is it okay if I stick it up my ass?

Posted by: man who sticks things up his ass at craft stores at April 04, 2024 03:17 PM (ynpvh)

258 Former President Donald J. Trump’s attorney Alina Habba predicted that E. Jean Carroll won’t see a dime of the $83 million defamation award after the appeals process plays out.

The combative lawyer said that she plans to sue the “crazy” columnist who claims that Trump raped her in the dressing room of a Manhattan department store in the 1990s with no proof and that not only will Carroll get “ZERO” money, but she is going to end up footing the bills for her client’s defense.

Posted by: SMOD at April 04, 2024 03:17 PM (RHGPo)

259 Good. Now, let's destroy RFK and the rest of the spoilers.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions


Wow. Just wow.

Hope RFK Jr. has great private security.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 03:17 PM (9yWhg)

260 Half of all American households own a pet bird! This is serious, folks!

Posted by: Ministry of Truth at April 04, 2024 03:18 PM (qUkBO)

261 227 We need a virus that eats Communists and poops oil.

Jane Fonda?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2024 03:18 PM (Ag7IE)

262 Off sock...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:18 PM (ynpvh)

263 wear a face m,ask, oxygen Mask, Face Cover, Helmet, and clean my sinus every hour with Navage' and still got Covid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Dr. Fauci lied too me !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 04, 2024 03:18 PM (Wb+1f)

264 birdbath bloodbath!!!!
🦆 🦃 🐓 🐔
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 03:06 PM

Run, JT! Run!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (Wnv9h)

My sprinting days are behind me.

Posted by: JT at April 04, 2024 03:18 PM (T4tVD)

265 Alina Habba has a nice rack.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (9yWhg)

266 I trust my barber.
Posted by: J. Jonah Jameson at April 04, 2024 03:15 PM (y0bK2)

Excellent.

Posted by: Sweeny Todd at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (dGCAG)

267 183 It would be absolutely hilarious if they released a disease which predominately killed their most ardent supports.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 03:02 PM (IUd0M)


How about a disease that only affected politicians.
Posted by: vic at April 04, 2024 03:04 PM (A5THL)

You need to realize that the grifters to run these disease projections are very bad at coding. The one used for COVID got out and was found to never give the same result twice due to errors.

So even if they are serious, their projections are nonsense. Since they are on the take, they are lies as well.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (eoQWY)

268 261 227 We need a virus that eats Communists and poops oil.

Jane Fonda?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2024 03:18 PM (Ag7IE)

She's a virus? well, maybe.
Does she eat commies? well, maybe metaphorically...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (ynpvh)

269 This freckled redhead ain't buying a new pandemic:
http://tiny.cc/ovgnxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 02:55 PM (HnUIn)

Why do I suspect that isn't an actual person?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (IUd0M)

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You still have your soul?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (2Jbiy)

270 2 Possibilities:

1) the new bird-flu is just like the last bird flu 5 people (IIRC) died during O-sh*thead's time as pres.

2) The 1st covid was to flush out all of us who know it was BS and will never take a flu shot again.
The 2nd 'bird-flu' is the real thing that will wipe out all of those who no longer trust the flu vaccines.

Time will tell.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (46upa)

271 Alina Habba has a nice rack.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (9yWhg)



Habba habba.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (aD39U)

272 Jan 18, 2024 — If you are covering the cost of a COVID-19 funeral, FEMA may be able to help.

OIG Report, OIG-23-42 -August 2023: Ineffective Controls Over COVID-19 Funeral Assistance Leave the Program Susceptible to Waste and Abuse

One of many that robbed from the American Rescue Plan.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (GshMh)

273 She's a virus? well, maybe.
Does she eat commies? well, maybe metaphorically...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM

Well she eats commie jizz and I'm sure her shit's all fucked up. So. The Fonda Virus!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2024 03:20 PM (Ag7IE)

274 YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! BUY TP NOW!
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Why do we need this if we are dead? Just curious.


Mummification.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 04, 2024 03:20 PM (sNc8Y)

275 Chinese-funded marijuana farms are popping up across the United States. Many of them exploit workers from China.

Posted by: Custodian at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (RHGPo)


California is finding that the state run Pot stores are losing them money and customers go back to their 'illegal' old suppliers.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 04, 2024 03:21 PM (eoQWY)

276 Me? I blame the Penguins and that baby Cindy Crosby.

Posted by: Archer at April 04, 2024 03:21 PM (qBTgg)

277 Had an acoustical physics instructor who would just drop and eraser on the floor and marvel at the mysterious force of gravity once or twice during every class.

I could see her point, but, come on already.

I marvel at a solar eclipse with about the same amount of wonderment.

Y'all enjoy. I just do not care...... Unless this one going to usher in the great tribulation, which would be just fine with me.

I think Apophis is gonna be way more interesting.

Posted by: cz = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 04, 2024 03:21 PM (MkuC5)

278 Alina Habba has a nice rack.

Habba Dabba Would Do!

Posted by: Minnfidel Flinstone at April 04, 2024 03:21 PM (Ag7IE)

279 Boy that Trump is crazy. He's like a dictator or something! But you know what? I still like Hillary. She would have been awesome! Well, good night everybody, you've been great! [Wild applause.]

Posted by: Stand Up Comics, 2024 at April 04, 2024 03:21 PM (qUkBO)

280 The mask you'll be forced to wear will be colored yellow, like a beak.
Posted by: Frasier Crane

There is a N95 mask that is called a duck billed mask that looks like what you described. And you thought that you were just making a joke....Kimberly Clark is way ahead of you.

Posted by: Cheri at April 04, 2024 03:21 PM (oiNtH)

281 re 248: don't forget that trump tried to reverse obama's 'daca' exec order and a judge in brooklyn said he couldn't do that. i think the sup ct basically agreed with that judge, who i believe said something about firemen the other day

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 03:21 PM (B1FKF)

282 Just realized the exact topic from the previous entry. My bad.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 04, 2024 03:22 PM (IHRQq)

283 240 So if its Bird Flu will they recommend killing all the birds?


No need. Birds Aren't Real.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 04, 2024 03:22 PM (zSyrn)

284 Excellent.
Posted by: Sweeny Todd at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (dGCAG)


Sydney Sweeny Todd would get a lot of business.

Posted by: spindrift at April 04, 2024 03:23 PM (OguvZ)

285 wear a face m,ask, oxygen Mask, Face Cover, Helmet, and clean my sinus every hour with Navage' and still got Covid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Dr. Fauci lied too me !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 04, 2024 03:18 PM (Wb+1f)

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I'll bet you skipped his advice on anal swabbing.

/You should have taken Trump's advice to drink fish tank cleaner ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 04, 2024 03:23 PM (2Jbiy)

286 Well everybody's heard, about the bird, bird bird bird, bird is the word...

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2024 03:23 PM (Ag7IE)

287 They proclaimed Easter is Tranny Visibility Day on. the. White. House. web. site -- and then said they didn't do it. They will do and say anything. No lie is too big.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 04, 2024 03:14 PM (qUkBO)

The White House and government are a pack of contending factions...not a single 'they'. So the tranny pack got the visibility day message, then a second faction is handling the walkback. Same thing at State, the Spies, and Pentagon.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 04, 2024 03:24 PM (eoQWY)

288 They could have at least done this before Easter when we had to have my wife's batshit crazy family over.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2024 03:24 PM (Ag7IE)

289 What's the "birds aren't real meme" and what is its origin?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 03:24 PM (HnUIn)

290 Sydney Sweeny Todd would get a lot of business.
Posted by: spindrift at April 04, 2024 03:23 PM (OguvZ)
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I would let her lean over me to apply a hot towel.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 04, 2024 03:24 PM (DeFcY)

291 "I'll bet you skipped his advice on anal swabbing."

Seriously think they were just trying to see how much they could get away with making us do.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 04, 2024 03:24 PM (IHRQq)

292 248 Did anyone see Biden signed a super rule that no government employee may ever every be fired as long as he serves the deep state? I hear it's binding forever. Sort of like those rules Obama signed that we were never ever allowed to ever drill in the Arctic Circle ever again. That Trump promptly set on fire in the oval office.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 04, 2024 03:14 PM (Ectld)


It's just battle space prep in case Trump wins, giving the DeepState-Democtat-Media Complex another thing they can publicly go bonkers about. Trump fired everyone of the needed, hard-working for you, Federal Civil Servants in the country! ZOMG! Oh the humanity! You'll never get your Social Security checks! Evil corporations will be unleashed without the brave FTC watchdogs, and will make obscene profits by price gouging you! It's preparatory FUD. (No, not Preparation H)

Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2024 03:25 PM (5fDan)

293
survey says....NOOD

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 04, 2024 03:25 PM (bEb2S)

294 wolf pack > fanny pack >>> tranny pack

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 04, 2024 03:25 PM (DeFcY)

295 Because bird flu is going to kill most of the voters we need to collect votes starting right now! Before they are gone, and Trump steals the election!

Posted by: Democrat Suburban Wine Moms at April 04, 2024 03:25 PM (MihLe)

296 While working my potato patch, I suddenly realized that my old empty 10X13 metal shed would make a fine chicken coop. Girl928 has been encouraging me to get some laying chickens.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at April 04, 2024 03:26 PM (aD39U)

297 YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! BUY TP NOW!

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The new South Park videogame, Snow Day, uses TP for currency. I thought they were out of date but maybe they're ahead of the curve.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2024 03:27 PM (FVME7)

298 encouraging me to get some laying chickens.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses


Good thing you didn't absent-mindedly put a comma between "some" and "chickens."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 03:29 PM (9yWhg)

299 How do you spend millions to recruit a candidate to run for president?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2024 03:03 PM (VsuUI)

Form a planning group a few years back. Hire them at high salaries. Fly them to various nice vacation spots for 'investigative sessions' at expensive hotels. Have them hire lots of friends and relatives as aids and staff. Buy stuff from other friends at large markups which get kicked back.

Then admit you can't find anybody and ask what the budget is for 2028.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 04, 2024 03:30 PM (eoQWY)

300 They could have at least done this before Easter when we had to have my wife's batshit crazy family over.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2024 03:24 PM (Ag7IE)

you can tell them that somebody down the block sneezed any holiday you want some relief. They don't need new diseases.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 04, 2024 03:32 PM (eoQWY)

301 Stop F'ing that chicken!

Posted by: Cheri at April 04, 2024 03:32 PM (oiNtH)

302 289 What's the "birds aren't real meme" and what is its origin?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 03:24 PM (HnUIn)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds_Aren't_Real

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:37 PM (ynpvh)

303 I would like to see the whole rotten United Nations place to be quarateined for the next 25 Years

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 04, 2024 05:28 PM (wGqjj)

304 This is about me, isn’t it?

Posted by: The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf at April 04, 2024 06:06 PM (Y5TFi)

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