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Are You Ready for the Next Plandemic?
Coming to jurisdictions near you sometime in the late summer/early fall.
The Deep State needs a new pandemic to justify another "fortified" election. Last month, the CDC gave up on covid-19. Its capacity to frighten Americans into submission had diminished too much.So wait -- how is the Deep State going to justify all the election-rigging measures they took in 2020, such as mailing hundreds of millions of duplicate ballots to hundreds of millions of unverified addresses, turning off all signature verification, "curing" ballots in blue districts by having FaceBook staffers "fix" them, etc.? ("Wait," you're thinking, "what does eliminating all ballot security have to do with fighting covid?" SHUT THE F*CK UP, PEASANT! YOU WILL BELIEVE WHAT WE TELL YOU TO F*CKING BELIEVE. WE CANNOT "SAVE DEMOCRACY" WHILE ANSWERING YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW WE ARE "SAVING DEMOCRACY" BY STEALING YOUR VOTE FROM YOU.) Surely the Deep State isn't going to just let an election happen without proper fortification? Don't worry -- fortification is on the way!
A case of Covid no longer means isolating for five days, according to the latest guidance from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released Friday. It's the latest sign of the virus's normalization four years after it upended our lives. You should now follow the same precautions with Covid as you take with the flu, according to new guidelines from the CDC. That means staying home until you've gone a day with no fever and improving symptoms. Take other precautions for the next five days, including wearing a mask and limiting close contact with others. Those are the same steps the CDC recommends for other respiratory viruses.
"Covid-19 is still an important public health threat, but it is not the emergency that it once was," said Dr. Brendan Jackson, who leads the respiratory virus response for the CDC's National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Disease, on Friday.
"And its health impacts increasingly resemble those of other [respiratory viral] illnesses, including influenza and RSV."
It's that time of the election season again. Pandemic time! And this time it's angry!
You guys actually took my advice? pic.twitter.com/jxp3DBwKFH
— Natalie F Danelishen (@Chesschick01) April 4, 2024
And the further Biden falls behind in Michigan, the closer we get!
I don't want to dismiss the possibility of a genuinely bad pandemic hitting our shores because it is obviously possible. But really? After the last few years, you would have to be an idiot not to be suspicious when people start trotting out the "We are all going to die!" meme. COVID, but 100 times worse! Disease X. Bird Flu. Whatever you want to call it. It's almost as if Taylor Lorenz is running things.
A bird flu pandemic with the potential to be "100 times worse than COVID" may be on the horizon after a rare human case was discovered in Texas, experts have warned. The H5N1 avian flu has spread rapidly since a new strain was detected in 2020, affecting wild birds in every state, as well as in commercial poultry and backyard flocks. ... "This virus [has been] on the top of the pandemic list for many, many years and probably decades," Dr. Suresh Kuchipudi, a bird flu researcher from Pittsburgh, said at a recent panel discussing the issue, according to the Daily Mail. "And now we're getting dangerously close to this virus potentially causing a pandemic."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: A dude in MI at April 04, 2024 02:24 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:25 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 04, 2024 02:28 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 04, 2024 02:29 PM (cf/0E)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 04, 2024 02:29 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Vaccinate Me Harder, Daddy at April 04, 2024 02:29 PM (Ao3fE)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 04, 2024 02:30 PM (bNf8H)
I was at the doctor the other day, minor thing, and they offered me a half dozen different vaccines
'No thank you'
Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2024 02:30 PM (oCjPU)
And there you have it: the price of politicizing science.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2024 02:30 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2024 02:30 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: vic at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (A5THL)
Posted by: huerfano at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (VGOMa)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (gZ3KO)
Bird Flu!!! It's mutating!!!
We're all gonna die!!! Mail in ballots!!! Get your Pfizer shot then boost, boost, boost!!!
Precious Democracy!!!
/ did I miss anything?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (RKVpM)
If it works, don't fix it.
Of course, it's also evil, but our ruling class doesn't care about that in the least.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (zjgNU)
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And there is the *potential* that Brandon will improve and turn conservative before the election too.
I will not plan on either.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 04, 2024 02:32 PM (g6nra)
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 04, 2024 02:32 PM (wQXfi)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 04, 2024 02:29 PM (tT6L1)
We need to make them cry something else. Maybe, ouch! That hurts.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 04, 2024 02:32 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at April 04, 2024 02:32 PM (5Ju3w)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:33 PM (Y2tls)
I'm more sick and tired of hearing about fucking Ukraine than I am sick and tired of hearing about the fucking eclipse
Posted by: Elric Blade
That's a 50/50 toss up. I'm expecting possible riots once it's over in four minutes and people realize that they've been scammed out of $900 a night Hampton Inn rooms for five days.
Someone runs back inside to take a dump, comes out and it's over. 😂😂😂
Yeah. Totality in my area is like 3 minutes & 48 seconds. And there is no "manager" to complain to to make the eclipe do it over.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:33 PM (Y2tls)
I used to believe in the medical profession.
I used to have hope that there were decent mental health providers.
Now, I trust ONLY my elderly dentist, who's about to retire.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 04, 2024 02:33 PM (JCLJi)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Stay home AND eat zee bugz!
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (wQXfi)
Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (9yWhg)
I'm not saying they won't try something. They will. But it won't be a rehash of something they already tried. It will be something new. "I guess you just put your dick in and explode."
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:33 PM (Y2tls)
The Guy in charge of making eclipses isn't going to listen to them.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: All the 3 letter agencies at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Eeyore at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (1bNHn)
But I won't be basing future prosperity on that ticket.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (B1FKF)
At least we got rid of those damned starlings yesterday.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Keep a pellet gun handy so they don't return!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (g6nra)
Posted by: Peter Griffin's Greatest Hit at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (Ao3fE)
Posted by: Killer Ostriches at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (CsUN+)
The trouble is, what if they just tested us on COVID and now the real killer is on the way? Would they do that to us?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (I87yH)
Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
That's the funny part. 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:36 PM (Y2tls)
Posted by: Big Penguin at April 04, 2024 02:36 PM (9yWhg)
*whistles nonchalantly*
Posted by: Ebola at April 04, 2024 02:36 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 04, 2024 02:36 PM (eYF7X)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at April 04, 2024 02:32 PM (5Ju3w)
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Sorry, the parrot is dead. Beautiful plumage, though.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 04, 2024 02:36 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Say hello to squirrel!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 04, 2024 02:36 PM (fxCK2)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (SRRAx)
And the MSM and Google/Facebook will cheer them on.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (a/dOO)
Posted by: javems at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM (fxCK2)
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Even then, we'll have to have another helping in NY and CA.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (1bNHn)
YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! BUY TP NOW!
Posted by: CNN at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:33 PM (Y2tls)
A few years back I took my family to the Grand Canyon. On the way there, I emphasized that, while it's awesome and everyone should see it, at the end of the day it's just a hole in the ground.
My wife was not amused. Bitched at me quite a bit about it.
On the way home, though, she said... it was awesome and all, and I'm glad we got to see it together but it really is just a hole in the ground.
That having been said, the Grand Canyon is always there and a total eclipse is really awesome and everyone should see one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Birds Are Not Real at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (Ao3fE)
Posted by: Killer Ostriches
Step off, bitches!
Posted by: Big Penguin
Oooooo, we're so scared!
Posted by: Terror Birds at April 04, 2024 02:38 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2024 02:30 PM (Q4IgG)
It turns you into one. I've 'eard tell that Newt Flu is even worse.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 04, 2024 02:38 PM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Say hello to squirrel!
Posted by: NaughtyPine
And Moose!
Posted by: Boris
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:38 PM (Y2tls)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2024 02:38 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 04, 2024 02:38 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 04, 2024 02:38 PM (xT7BI)
they can't do this again
they can't print money to float anyone
they can try, I guess. smells of desperation.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 04, 2024 02:38 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 02:39 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 04, 2024 02:39 PM (cf/0E)
I'm not saying they won't try something. They will. But it won't be a rehash of something they already tried. It will be something new. "I guess you just put your dick in and explode."
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)
Monkeypox?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2024 02:39 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 04, 2024 02:39 PM (FXT2u)
they can't do this again
they can't print money to float anyone
they can try, I guess. smells of desperation.
You seem to not be on board with the panic of the day. This will be reported.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2024 02:39 PM (CsUN+)
None of which had even a suggestion of a plausible basis for "slowing the spread."
All were based on lies.
Obvious lies.
And in not one single case--before the election-- did one single judge stand up and say, "the Constitution does not have a public emergency clause."
Not one.
Cowards, weaklings, traitors all.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2024 02:40 PM (yikga)
Posted by: Birds Are Not Real at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (Ao3fE)
Birds are real, and they're spectacular!
SPECTACULARLY DEADLY!
Posted by: CNN at April 04, 2024 02:40 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
Happens every night around 9:00.
Earth passes in front of sun.
Totality is about 11 hours.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:40 PM (Y2tls)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM
Do you want to kill Grandma and Grandpa?
Posted by: huerfano at April 04, 2024 02:40 PM (VGOMa)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)
Too many people now know that birds aren't real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScnXkyXqxz8
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:40 PM (IUd0M)
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So, stock up on TP before there is a run on it?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2024 02:41 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock at April 04, 2024 02:41 PM (VGOMa)
Posted by: Birds Are Not Real at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (Ao3fE)
Birds are real, and they're spectacular!
SPECTACULARLY DEADLY!
Posted by: CNN
Spectacularly spatchcocked or rotisseried.
Not so much sous vide.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:41 PM (Y2tls)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
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Fairy tales can come true
Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 02:41 PM (TvHck)
Make them count all the ballots
Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 02:41 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: poconohound at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (VHxtU)
Unless Governor Whitmer's head explodes on live TV after contracting bird flu... we won't comply.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at April 04, 2024 02:31 PM
Gretchen Whitmer is the Jussie Smollet of governors
Posted by: AltonJackson Contractual Obligation Comment at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (bEb2S)
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So, stock up on TP before there is a run on it?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
TP & Pony Paste.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (Y2tls)
Posted by: Seems legit at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (JeYYB)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: gnats
California and Illinois both having measles show up as well.
Let's bring in more people from sh*thole countries!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (g6nra)
One the one hand it stands to reason there will be shortages of certain foods... obviously by design. There's a whole op behind that facet.
On the other hand there's more compliance needed by the public to "be safe." And under strict control during an election. That's the other op.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Taggart at April 04, 2024 02:43 PM (og5mY)
Not the most tortured connection to Ukraine I've seen here.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2024 02:43 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2024 02:43 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2024 02:43 PM (VYFTW)
They would gladly see every American die slowly from starvation before giving up an ounce of power.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 02:43 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 02:43 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 02:43 PM (9yWhg)
The largest cohort that did not get vaccinated were young black males with no college, the largest vaccinated group were college educated Asians.
95% of aged 65+ got vaccinated
Posted by: paul
My under-65 cracker ass stayed pure blood.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (Y2tls)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Woodpecker at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (CsUN+)
You can't actually "fake" that. And if something, maybe bird flu, is *claimed* to be that, but nobody sees any more people sick or dying, they're not falling for that bullshit again. They can't be so dumb as to try that playbook again, can they ?
Posted by: deadrody at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (OeYsY)
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People with multiple boosters are more likely to have had Covid multiple times. Odd, that.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Birds in JT's birdbath at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (PiwSw)
So, unlike "Wuhan Flu", we can call this one the "Texas Flu" and not be called racist?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: MR. KIM at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (DGlaL)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: CNN at April 04, 2024 02:45 PM (AbL8c)
That having been said, the Grand Canyon is always there and a total eclipse is really awesome and everyone should see one.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (IUd0M)
I agree that everyone should see an eclipse. Hubby and I saw the last one because his sister happened to live in the path so we took some time off and drove to the middle of nowhere in Wyoming to watch it. And it was very cool to see.
That said, the absolute traffic jam leaving the middle of nowhere to get home was epic. I can see why more populous areas are calling for emergency measures. Gas stations along the route were running out of gas, etc.
If the traffic in Wyoming was that bad, I can't imagine what it will be like at Niagara Falls.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 04, 2024 02:45 PM (vivhj)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2024 02:40 PM (yikga)
The judges never had the opportunity because they denied people the right to be heard first. I think the only case which was heard was about some of the PA shenanigans to which SCOTUS said stop, PA said no, and SCOTUS did fuck all.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:45 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock
The Birds was supposedly based on a true story. Some sea birds ate some bad shellfish or something, and started freaking out and attacking people.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 02:45 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Taggart at April 04, 2024 02:46 PM (og5mY)
It fell flat, obviously.
Posted by: Seems legit at April 04, 2024 02:46 PM (JeYYB)
Posted by: CNN at April 04, 2024 02:45 PM (AbL8c)
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I call threadwinner.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 04, 2024 02:46 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: JT at April 04, 2024 02:46 PM (T4tVD)
Earth passes in front of sun.
Totality is about 11 hours.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:40 PM (Y2tls)
Yeah. Okay.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:46 PM (IUd0M)
Because the list is so long and varied.
And still-- with all that-- it took
1) shutting down counting (something that had never happened in 245 years) simultaneously
2) in 6 states
3) across 5 different time zones;
4) kicking out observation
5) re-starting the counting in secret hours later
6) counting for days after the election
7) dismissing every single lawsuit on every single one of the violations in every single state--without admitting, examining or looking at any evidence whatsoever!
To "win" by less than 40,000 votes.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2024 02:47 PM (yikga)
Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2024 02:47 PM (rj6Yv)
So, unlike "Wuhan Flu", we can call this one the "Texas Flu" and not be called racist?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
"Yee-Haw" Flu
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:47 PM (Y2tls)
It fell flat, obviously.
Or perhaps I'm just not very bright.
*Considers risks of admitting error at AOSHQ*
No, I'm going with fell flat.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2024 02:48 PM (CsUN+)
The trouble is, what if they just tested us on COVID and now the real killer is on the way? Would they do that to us?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at April 04, 2024 02:35 PM (I87yH)
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See, I was thinking the same thing. We've been tested. Now most people are going to refuse to get another "government provided injection." And it turns out this bird flu really is deadly and they actually have an antidote but no one will take it. Just our luck.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 04, 2024 02:48 PM (F6UFz)
Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at April 04, 2024 02:48 PM (pgwxJ)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 02:48 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Rod, Still Working on the Walking Lessons at April 04, 2024 02:49 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2024 02:47 PM (yikga
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We just need a better candidate.
Posted by: TJM's phone at April 04, 2024 02:49 PM (q6aeC)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 04, 2024 02:49 PM (uegKa)
Posted by: weew at April 04, 2024 02:49 PM (7NRlb)
Admitting error at AOSHQ
Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2024 02:48 PM (CsUN+)
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Edited for use on MSM broadcast.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 04, 2024 02:49 PM (tT6L1)
Ha! 'paul' actually thinks the vaccinated won't get Covid when in reality they're 7% more likely to get it then the unvaxed. Every 'booster' they get adds another 7%.
Not to mention 'turbo cancer' when the immune system basically says, "Kill me now. Quickly."
What a 'tard.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2024 02:50 PM (RKVpM)
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I'm not optimistic that they can pull it off again. Time will tell, but I think (or maybe it's just a forlorn hope) that they've shot their wad. COVID was such a catastrophe that was so pointless and so stupid that it ended the world. 2020 really was Year Zero in a lot of ways. The old world ended that year, and it has been incredibly traumatic.
I don't know that they'll find such ready compliance this time around.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 02:50 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: washriverga
Considering their last "antidote" is still killing people, I'll take my chances by skipping their new "antidote".
Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2024 02:50 PM (Y2tls)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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He apparently got it from his herd of infected cattle.
I say we call it Bullshit.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 04, 2024 02:50 PM (vivhj)
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He has their number.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 02:50 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2024 02:47 PM (yikga
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We just need a better candidate.
Posted by: TJM's phone at April 04, 2024 02:49 PM (q6aeC)
I don't get it.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 04, 2024 02:50 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Archimedes at April 04, 2024 02:48 PM (CsUN+)
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With my comments, it's a safe bet.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (JeYYB)
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 04, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)
I remember at least one Ace post about his dick exploding.
Posted by: banana Dream at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: deadrody at April 04, 2024 02:44 PM (OeYsY)
They'd have to shut down the economy in the midst of high inflation...
They'd have to claim that tens of millions were dying...
And it would all be Biden's fault.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: CNN
Where's excitable Shep now that we need him?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (FVME7)
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From what I can tell, outside of the hard core of Covidiots/Karens, this is a fairly typical and mainstream opinion.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (HnUIn)
Until a high-level Democrat politician dies from it, it is a lie.
No high level Dem anywhere died of Covid.
No one.
That's statistically impossible.
That is, if Covid was as deadly as claimed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (yikga)
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (89+do)
Should have conspicuously looked around to ensure that no one was listening in and then whispered, "They're making the frogs gay." And then walked away quickly.
Posted by: My Body, The CDC's Choice at April 04, 2024 02:52 PM (Ao3fE)
Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2024 02:52 PM (ZdaMQ)
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They're fortifying as we speak. A nonsense new "pandemic" would be helpful, but they don't need it and I don't think they'll try to pull it off.
If they want Biden to lose so catastrophically that no amount of cheating in their blue strongholds and even a handful of purple moderate strongholds can save it, do another pandemic panic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 02:52 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 04, 2024 02:48 PM (F6UFz)
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Or the clot shot was designed to soften up and make us more susceptible to *this* particular strain, hence the inflated estimates of lethality.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 02:52 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 04, 2024 02:52 PM (fKIdX)
This is the biggest boost to our local economy that has happened in like ever.
I think it's a whole lot of stupid for three minutes of darkness. It gets dark every fucking day. Big deal.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 04, 2024 02:53 PM (4XwPj)
So it's been reported.
Government medical "experts", who lied to us, told the media, who lied to us, this thing which is totally true and no one should question.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:53 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:37 PM (IUd0M)
Everywhere within 8 hours of me is forecast for mostly cloudy skies.
My family and I are praying it clears up as a total eclipse is absolutely amazing.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 04, 2024 02:53 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2024 02:53 PM (fwDg9)
The actual seller has its own website. Cost there is $240 with "free" shipping.
$45 difference. Amazon's vig must be incredible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 02:53 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: rickb223
Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2024 02:54 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 04, 2024 02:54 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Rod, Still Working on the Walking Lessons at April 04, 2024 02:49 PM (xPJvm)
THERE'S a quality reference.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 04, 2024 02:54 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: CNN
Where's excitable Shep now that we need him?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (FVME7)
They're eating people in the Super Dome!!!
The Bird Flu is making people eat people in the Super Dome!!!
Posted by: This is CNN at April 04, 2024 02:54 PM (nFnyb)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 02:54 PM (rJ7Hd)
Posted by: Taggart
Maybe it will tracked to a Texas A&M lab funded by Chinese who sold the lab animals to the market... and somebody got one and made chicken dumpling soup...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 04, 2024 02:55 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 04, 2024 02:55 PM (EXyHK)
http://tiny.cc/ovgnxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 02:55 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Is this urgent? Well, better that something terrible happen than be exposed to the sniffles at April 04, 2024 02:56 PM (Ao3fE)
See, I was thinking the same thing. We've been tested. Now most people are going to refuse to get another "government provided injection." And it turns out this bird flu really is deadly and they actually have an antidote but no one will take it. Just our luck.
Posted by: washrivergal
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A twist on the Cry Wolf game -- in this version it's planned out, and the villagers are the ones who get killed by the wolf.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at April 04, 2024 02:56 PM (I87yH)
Old folks the obese and of course those already very unhealthy are always the most at risk.
There's not much you can do about your age other than do the above and stay as active as possible.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 04, 2024 02:56 PM (JeYYB)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 04, 2024 02:53 PM (4XwPj)
I've seen three partial eclipses. The cool part was that the sunlight through the trees cast eerie crescent-shaped lights and shadows on the ground and the light fades a bit.
We had one here in Colorado jut last fall. About 80%.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at April 04, 2024 02:56 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: weew at April 04, 2024 02:49 PM (7NRlb)
Proclamation from Queen Gretchen: No one may watch Netflix between 7:00 and 7:15 on Thursdays!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:57 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 02:54 PM (rJ7Hd)
That's not funny!
Posted by: Avian Rachel Corrie at April 04, 2024 02:57 PM (PiwSw)
http://tiny.cc/ovgnxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
She looks like an image from a video game.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 02:57 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: CNN at April 04, 2024 02:57 PM (AbL8c)
The next one will be a species jumping virus that effects humans and grazing animals. They want you off that red mean wagon in addition to control of your everyday life. Hence, the precursor articles about eating bugs.
You will comply.
Posted by: Orson at April 04, 2024 02:57 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2024 02:42 PM (63Dwl)
Ha, I had to watch the trailer for that again.
The blonde was Mannix-worthy, if a bit on the butterface side.
Posted by: spindrift at April 04, 2024 02:57 PM (OguvZ)
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That guy who offered as proof that you never see baby pigeons? I think I saw some the other day. Playing with the dog in the backyard, I saw two smaller pigeons. Another perfectly good theory shot to hell by reality!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2024 02:58 PM (FVME7)
We had one here in Colorado jut last fall. About 80%.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at April 04, 2024 02:56 PM (xPJvm)
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This will be my fourth one (that I can recall). First one was an annular eclipse, which was pretty cool. Never seen a full eclipse, but two very near total eclipses back-to-back is also pretty cool.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 02:58 PM (7fElN)
if there is a "real" deadly pandemic and I get sick from being reckless, oh well. Like worrying about a nuclear attack.
Posted by: Blago at April 04, 2024 02:58 PM (wMRY8)
Posted by: vic at April 04, 2024 02:58 PM (A5THL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (FVME7)
Someone at the Superdome ate him.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 02:59 PM (IUd0M)
@Breaking911 5m
BREAKING: 'No Labels' won’t run a third-party campaign after spending millions trying to recruit a candidate - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2024 02:59 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: CNN at April 04, 2024 02
Why do we need this if we are dead? Just curious.
Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2024 02:59 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2024 02:59 PM (VsuUI)
Posted by: FortWorthMike at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (Z0ZoX)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (Y71Gp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
You’re obviously in on it.
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (LajFB)
No one.
That's statistically impossible.
That is, if Covid was as deadly as claimed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (yikga)
Particularly since their average age is somewhere around 300.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (IUd0M)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (VsuUI)
I can't wait to hear the new, politically correct term Our Betters will mandate be used for Bird Flu.
Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (MeG8a)
@Breaking911 5m
BREAKING: 'No Labels' won’t run a third-party campaign after spending millions trying to recruit a candidate - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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I cant really decide which side it would help or hurt. I tend to think it would be country club Republican types that would vote for it over moderate Democrats.
Posted by: Blago at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (wMRY8)
buh buh buh bird, the bird, the bird is the word
Posted by: look whats not at April 04, 2024 03:01 PM (nakGR)
How many vaccines do I need to prevent the bird flu??
Posted by: redridinghood at April 04, 2024 03:01 PM (NpAcC)
The manufactured hype is a sure bet most of the US will be under a thick cloud bank.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 04, 2024 03:01 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 04, 2024 03:01 PM (Y71Gp)
It's plandemic season!
It's election season!
It's plandemic season!
It's rabbit season!
Who can keep track?
Posted by: Daffy Duck at April 04, 2024 03:01 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 02:52 PM (7fElN)
It would be absolutely hilarious if they released a disease which predominately killed their most ardent supports.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 03:02 PM (IUd0M)
There was an earthquake in Ohio last week.
We may be doomed.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 04, 2024 03:02 PM (4XwPj)
Not to mention 'turbo cancer' when the immune system basically says, "Kill me now. Quickly."
What a 'tard.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
He's triple masked and octo-boosted.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2024 03:02 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Baal os Boss at April 04, 2024 03:02 PM (Ao3fE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 02:54 PM (rJ7Hd)
++++
LOL
Posted by: washrivergal at April 04, 2024 03:02 PM (F6UFz)
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 04, 2024 03:03 PM (I6NNh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2024 03:03 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2024 03:03 PM (VsuUI)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 03:02 PM (IUd0M)
How about a disease that only affected politicians.
Posted by: vic at April 04, 2024 03:04 PM (A5THL)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 03:04 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 04, 2024 03:04 PM (Y71Gp)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 03:02 PM (IUd0M)
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The useful idiots are generally the first up against the wall in every upheaval.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (vivhj)
http://tiny.cc/ovgnxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 02:55 PM (HnUIn)
Why do I suspect that isn't an actual person?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (IUd0M)
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>Cureus. 2021 Sep; 13(9): e18136.
Published online 2021 Sep 20. doi: 10.7759/cureus dot 18136
PMCID: PMC8525686
PMID: 34692344
Pandemics Throughout the History
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>Many years ago, Tamiflu was available OTC. Good luck seeing a physician for diagnosis & getting that timely prescription for Paxlovid.
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My fear for many years> University of Minnesota, Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy. 'National Academies report says US not ready for intentional, accidental smallpox outbreak' Mary Van Beusekom, MS, March 27, 2024
In fact, years ago asked pediatricians to vaccinate my kids & I'd pay upfront for the vaccine & service. They laughed.
Context: CHOP, In the early 1950s, four vaccines were available: diphtheria, tetanus, pertussis and smallpox. Because three of these vaccines were combined into a single shot (DTP), children received five shots by the time they were 2 years old and not more than one shot at a single visit, Aug '23.
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See CDC: Emerging Infectious Diseases, page created March 24, 2024. Good grief!
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (GshMh)
Hope it stays a scenario.
Posted by: Spice at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (dbzuV)
Yeah, I’m almost right in the path; about three minutes of totality. It’s been clear here all week. Supposed to cloud over completely by Monday morning.
I saw it in St. Louis in 2017, I think it was, and was looking forward to this one. But not enough to get on the road and go chasing it.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (EXyHK)
I already gave up red meat other than ground beef, I can't afford $20 for a small T-bone I have to cook.
Posted by: TC at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (FjlUt)
Posted by: CNN at April 04, 2024 02:57 PM (AbL8c)
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hahahahahah
Kill all the birds!!!
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (JeYYB)
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:24 PM
Ace es en fuego.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at April 04, 2024 03:06 PM (aD39U)
🦆 🦃 🐓 🐔
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 03:06 PM (vtyCZ)
Trump should hire (or he'd likely do it gratis) friend-of-the-show and conservative impersonator Shawn Farash (who does a great Trump) to speak about and mock the Trump judges & their gag orders.
Of course, those judges would likely do the same to Shawn ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 04, 2024 03:06 PM (2Jbiy)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:06 PM (ynpvh)
Kill all the birds!!!
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (JeYYB)
*Mao nods*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at April 04, 2024 03:06 PM (aD39U)
Aderbiss Pirela is one of the seven most wanted murderers in Bogota. His gang is Los Satanos, the Satans.
Posted by: Custodian at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (Y71Gp)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (J8LnB)
Posted by: Roy at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (z+ik4)
Posted by: vic at April 04, 2024 03:04 PM (A5THL)
A virophage?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (fKIdX)
@Breaking911 5m
BREAKING: 'No Labels' won’t run a third-party campaign after spending millions trying to recruit a candidate - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2024 02:59 PM (IG4Id)
They didn't ask me. I'd have done it. I may be cheap, but I'm not free.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (dGCAG)
🦆 🦃 🐓 🐔
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 03:06 PM (vtyCZ)
I'd rather see Turkey Pox; might kill off all those deep-state turkeys.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (ynpvh)
Kill all the birds!!!
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (JeYYB)
Except Owlbert. I will harbor a fugitive if there is a mass bird round up! I swear I can get him in my house. What happens after is anyone’s guess.
Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (ZdaMQ)
🦆 🦃 🐓 🐔
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 03:06 PM
Run, JT! Run!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (Wnv9h)
@michaeldickson
Hamas has rejected yet another deal for a 6-week ceasefire.
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I'm beginning to think they're on our side.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (HS1CJ)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (B1FKF)
@Breaking911 5m
BREAKING: 'No Labels' won’t run a third-party campaign after spending millions trying to recruit a candidate - AP
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2024 02:59 PM (IG4Id)
They didn't ask me. I'd have done it. I may be cheap, but I'm not free.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (dGCAG)
You had to be both cheap AND easy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Custodian at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)
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I wonder what red city Biden will bus him to?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (JeYYB)
There was an earthquake in Ohio last week.
We may be doomed.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench
Go big on popcorn futures
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (Pr3nO)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion
No one wants a fellow with a social disease.
-- The Jets
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 04, 2024 03:09 PM (cf/0E)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
There hasn't been a viable 3rd party candidate since 1912. So they've aired their delusions, now go home.
Perot was. He was leading both Bush and Clinton in the polls until he went off the rails.
They don't need one. They have that RFK nutcase as a spoiler this year
Good. Now, let's destroy RFK and the rest of the spoilers.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 04, 2024 03:09 PM (JCZqz)
See if you can guess what I'm thinking right now.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2024 03:09 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at April 04, 2024 03:10 PM (aD39U)
No one.
That's statistically impossible.
That is, if Covid was as deadly as claimed.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 04, 2024 02:51 PM (yikga)
Particularly since their average age is somewhere around 300.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 03:00 PM (IUd0M)
I'll bet all my quatloos that all high-level Dems began taking Ivermectin and whatever other potions and treatments (e.g., monoclonal anti-bodies) they were told to by their private doctors and by the virus disease specialists at Private Clinics For The Wealthy.
How many top-level, and low-level, CDC employees died of COVID? How many doctors and nurses nationwide? How many teachers nationwide?
Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2024 03:10 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion
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🐇 🐰
Sorry; no oyster emojis in my store.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 03:10 PM (vtyCZ)
Mail In ballots ?Dems don't need mail in ballot cheating to win. Don't you remember SOROS controls the Italian satellites that can switch the votes on the electrical voting machines?
If you know/thought the game is rigged, why continue to play?
Posted by: paul at April 04, 2024 03:04 PM
Actually a whole bunch of eyetalians killed themselves/were killed shortly after the story came out. Do I think it's related? Don't know but I saw for myself that 15,000 people who voted for Trump in my state went back to the polls, changed their votes to Biden in a record 8 minutes time. Sure, that happens.
Kiss a bird.
:: Gives paul the finger ::
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 04, 2024 03:10 PM (RKVpM)
There was an earthquake in Ohio last week.
We may be doomed.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench
Go big on popcorn futures
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (Pr3nO)
"San Andreas", the carjacking game or "San Andreas" the movie with the Rock and Alexandra Daddario?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2024 03:10 PM (5fDan)
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Didn't it leak out that about 75% of CDC employees did not get the vaccine? Am I misremembering that?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 04, 2024 03:11 PM (JeYYB)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 04, 2024 03:09 PM (cf/0E)
As long as the leadership doesn't splinter. That would hurt.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:11 PM (ynpvh)
They have a label, and it is "NeverTrump."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 03:08 PM (HnUIn)
I never trust people who make a point to avoid telling you their ideological commitments. Everyone has them, whether you realize it or not, and people who call themselves "no-labels" or somesuch always tend to gravitate towards saying that they "just want to do what works" or other similar language while pointedly avoiding the actual goal they are working in service towards.
If you aren't going to be upfront about what goal you are working towards, you are either too stupid or too deceitful to be trusted with power.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 04, 2024 03:11 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (63Dwl)
Oh, wait. Everything available has been sent to Ukraine?
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (GshMh)
See if you can guess what I'm thinking right now.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2024 03:09 PM (RIvkX)
In Ukraine? Wonderful.
Oh, not there...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 04, 2024 03:09 PM (cf/0E)
As long as the leadership doesn't splinter. That would hurt.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:11 PM (ynpvh)
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A total wipe-out.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (DeFcY)
And what are they doing with this farmland? Cornering a market. What market? Marijuana. They’ve already got the US fentanyl market.
Why are Chinese-funded marijuana farms popping up in the U.S.?
Chinese-funded marijuana farms are popping up across the United States. Many of them exploit workers from China.
Posted by: Custodian at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (RHGPo)
I remember in the Covid workup stories trying to claim cats were a threat to spread Covid, presumably by going to their office jobs and not masking.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (eoQWY)
If you aren't going to be upfront about what goal you are working towards, you are either too stupid or too deceitful to be trusted with power.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 04, 2024 03:11 PM (fKIdX)
++++
Spot on. Should be engraved in stone somewhere.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at April 04, 2024 03:10 PM (aD39U)
And releases tons of CO2 in the process.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:13 PM (ynpvh)
Fire in the sky!
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 03:13 PM (vtyCZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 04, 2024 03:09 PM (cf/0E)
As long as the leadership doesn't splinter. That would hurt.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:11 PM (ynpvh)
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A total wipe-out.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (DeFcY)
Squeeze me!
Posted by: A roll of Charmin at April 04, 2024 03:13 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 04, 2024 03:13 PM (lYAIJ)
Posted by: The Science at April 04, 2024 03:13 PM (eHovo)
Posted by: gnats local 678
Then, another reason to hope that Putin doesn't nuke Poland.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 03:14 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Ribbed at April 04, 2024 03:14 PM (Ectld)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 04, 2024 03:14 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at April 04, 2024 03:10 PM (aD39U)
And releases tons of CO2 in the process.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024
If we add a nice bean salad as a side….
Posted by: Piper at April 04, 2024 03:14 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 04, 2024 03:14 PM (J8LnB)
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at April 04, 2024 02:33 PM (JCLJi)
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I trust my barber.
Posted by: J. Jonah Jameson at April 04, 2024 03:15 PM (y0bK2)
And what are they doing with this farmland? Cornering a market. What market? Marijuana. They’ve already got the US fentanyl market.
Why are Chinese-funded marijuana farms popping up in the U.S.?
Chinese-funded marijuana farms are popping up across the United States. Many of them exploit workers from China.
Posted by: Custodian at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (RHGPo)
Not new. Read "Blood Money". Worse than you think (or maybe not).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mr. Whipple, on edge a bit at April 04, 2024 03:15 PM (R4t5M)
trump wins, riots break out as hillary blames putin for stolen election
cdc and who declare pandemic worse than covid, what? i don't know
trump orders people to be cautious as they go about their lives.
riots break out because trump is about to make himself dictator
civilization collapses, ww3, jews and mormons the only ones left.
good night and god bless.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 03:15 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Archer at April 04, 2024 03:16 PM (qBTgg)
Posted by: Mr. Whipple, on edge a bit at April 04, 2024 03:15 PM (R4t5M)
Is it okay if I stick it up my ass?
Posted by: man who sticks things up his ass at craft stores at April 04, 2024 03:17 PM (ynpvh)
The combative lawyer said that she plans to sue the “crazy” columnist who claims that Trump raped her in the dressing room of a Manhattan department store in the 1990s with no proof and that not only will Carroll get “ZERO” money, but she is going to end up footing the bills for her client’s defense.
Posted by: SMOD at April 04, 2024 03:17 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
Wow. Just wow.
Hope RFK Jr. has great private security.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 03:17 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Ministry of Truth at April 04, 2024 03:18 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2024 03:18 PM (Ag7IE)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:18 PM (ynpvh)
I think Dr. Fauci lied too me !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 04, 2024 03:18 PM (Wb+1f)
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Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 03:06 PM
Run, JT! Run!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 04, 2024 03:07 PM (Wnv9h)
My sprinting days are behind me.
Posted by: JT at April 04, 2024 03:18 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Sweeny Todd at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 03:02 PM (IUd0M)
How about a disease that only affected politicians.
Posted by: vic at April 04, 2024 03:04 PM (A5THL)
You need to realize that the grifters to run these disease projections are very bad at coding. The one used for COVID got out and was found to never give the same result twice due to errors.
So even if they are serious, their projections are nonsense. Since they are on the take, they are lies as well.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (eoQWY)
Jane Fonda?
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2024 03:18 PM (Ag7IE)
She's a virus? well, maybe.
Does she eat commies? well, maybe metaphorically...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (ynpvh)
http://tiny.cc/ovgnxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 02:55 PM (HnUIn)
Why do I suspect that isn't an actual person?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 04, 2024 03:05 PM (IUd0M)
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You still have your soul?
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (2Jbiy)
1) the new bird-flu is just like the last bird flu 5 people (IIRC) died during O-sh*thead's time as pres.
2) The 1st covid was to flush out all of us who know it was BS and will never take a flu shot again.
The 2nd 'bird-flu' is the real thing that will wipe out all of those who no longer trust the flu vaccines.
Time will tell.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (46upa)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (9yWhg)
Habba habba.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (aD39U)
OIG Report, OIG-23-42 -August 2023: Ineffective Controls Over COVID-19 Funeral Assistance Leave the Program Susceptible to Waste and Abuse
One of many that robbed from the American Rescue Plan.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (GshMh)
Does she eat commies? well, maybe metaphorically...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM
Well she eats commie jizz and I'm sure her shit's all fucked up. So. The Fonda Virus!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2024 03:20 PM (Ag7IE)
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Why do we need this if we are dead? Just curious.
Mummification.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 04, 2024 03:20 PM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: Custodian at April 04, 2024 03:12 PM (RHGPo)
California is finding that the state run Pot stores are losing them money and customers go back to their 'illegal' old suppliers.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 04, 2024 03:21 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Archer at April 04, 2024 03:21 PM (qBTgg)
I could see her point, but, come on already.
I marvel at a solar eclipse with about the same amount of wonderment.
Y'all enjoy. I just do not care...... Unless this one going to usher in the great tribulation, which would be just fine with me.
I think Apophis is gonna be way more interesting.
Posted by: cz = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 04, 2024 03:21 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Minnfidel Flinstone at April 04, 2024 03:21 PM (Ag7IE)
Posted by: Stand Up Comics, 2024 at April 04, 2024 03:21 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Frasier Crane
There is a N95 mask that is called a duck billed mask that looks like what you described. And you thought that you were just making a joke....Kimberly Clark is way ahead of you.
Posted by: Cheri at April 04, 2024 03:21 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 04, 2024 03:21 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Ribbed at April 04, 2024 03:22 PM (IHRQq)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 04, 2024 03:22 PM (zSyrn)
Posted by: Sweeny Todd at April 04, 2024 03:19 PM (dGCAG)
Sydney Sweeny Todd would get a lot of business.
Posted by: spindrift at April 04, 2024 03:23 PM (OguvZ)
I think Dr. Fauci lied too me !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 04, 2024 03:18 PM (Wb+1f)
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I'll bet you skipped his advice on anal swabbing.
/You should have taken Trump's advice to drink fish tank cleaner ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 04, 2024 03:23 PM (2Jbiy)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2024 03:23 PM (Ag7IE)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 04, 2024 03:14 PM (qUkBO)
The White House and government are a pack of contending factions...not a single 'they'. So the tranny pack got the visibility day message, then a second faction is handling the walkback. Same thing at State, the Spies, and Pentagon.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 04, 2024 03:24 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2024 03:24 PM (Ag7IE)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 03:24 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: spindrift at April 04, 2024 03:23 PM (OguvZ)
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I would let her lean over me to apply a hot towel.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 04, 2024 03:24 PM (DeFcY)
Seriously think they were just trying to see how much they could get away with making us do.
Posted by: Ribbed at April 04, 2024 03:24 PM (IHRQq)
Posted by: Ribbed at April 04, 2024 03:14 PM (Ectld)
It's just battle space prep in case Trump wins, giving the DeepState-Democtat-Media Complex another thing they can publicly go bonkers about. Trump fired everyone of the needed, hard-working for you, Federal Civil Servants in the country! ZOMG! Oh the humanity! You'll never get your Social Security checks! Evil corporations will be unleashed without the brave FTC watchdogs, and will make obscene profits by price gouging you! It's preparatory FUD. (No, not Preparation H)
Posted by: Gref at April 04, 2024 03:25 PM (5fDan)
survey says....NOOD
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 04, 2024 03:25 PM (bEb2S)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 04, 2024 03:25 PM (DeFcY)
Posted by: Democrat Suburban Wine Moms at April 04, 2024 03:25 PM (MihLe)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at April 04, 2024 03:26 PM (aD39U)
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The new South Park videogame, Snow Day, uses TP for currency. I thought they were out of date but maybe they're ahead of the curve.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2024 03:27 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses
Good thing you didn't absent-mindedly put a comma between "some" and "chickens."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 04, 2024 03:29 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 04, 2024 03:03 PM (VsuUI)
Form a planning group a few years back. Hire them at high salaries. Fly them to various nice vacation spots for 'investigative sessions' at expensive hotels. Have them hire lots of friends and relatives as aids and staff. Buy stuff from other friends at large markups which get kicked back.
Then admit you can't find anybody and ask what the budget is for 2028.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 04, 2024 03:30 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 04, 2024 03:24 PM (Ag7IE)
you can tell them that somebody down the block sneezed any holiday you want some relief. They don't need new diseases.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 04, 2024 03:32 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Cheri at April 04, 2024 03:32 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 04, 2024 03:24 PM (HnUIn)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds_Aren't_Real
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 03:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 04, 2024 05:28 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf at April 04, 2024 06:06 PM (Y5TFi)
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