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Bull v. Bulldog Cafe

tyntywynbeachgarethmonjones.jpg
Tyn Tywyn beach
in Anglesey, Wales
by Gareth Mon Jones

Single-minded dog focuses on the bone, ignores the dinosaur.

Turn around Bright-Eyes...

Some kind of sick multispecies cuddle party going on here.

Cat is as precise about lining up his pounce as any Republican.

Golden slumbers.

This good boy would like some of your food, but he doesn't want to be rude and pressure you.

He never goes anywhere without his stuffed Hobbes.

Friendly penguin.

Rescuing a big wolf dog.

Rescuing tiny bat babies. Feeding time for the bat babies.

A giant bunny had been a pet but was put out in the wild by its owners. (Not cool, man.) The bunny approaches a woman walking in the park, so she adopts it. Then she finds out she's adopted more than she counted on.

Adopting a rambunctious teenage wombat.


Some cursing, turn the volume off if you don't want to hear the f-bomb.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:32 PM




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1 Hola
O

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 04, 2024 07:33 PM (fACYj)

2 Good evening! Bulldogs are my fave.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2024 07:34 PM (OX9vb)

3 3rd?!

Posted by: LASue at April 04, 2024 07:36 PM (Ed8Zd)

4 cinco

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 04, 2024 07:36 PM (ENQN6)

5 There's a really hot girl in the sidebar who wants to meet me. Do you think it's for real?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 04, 2024 07:36 PM (1bNHn)

6 What language are those dog observers speaking? The only words I recognize are the curse words

Posted by: LASue at April 04, 2024 07:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

7 Single-minded dog focuses on the bone, ignores the dinosaur.
_____
I'm guessing the dinosaur smells suspiciously like his master.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 04, 2024 07:38 PM (1bNHn)

8 Evenin'


Willowed:


170 150 Hard to believe the Pirates are still in first place.
Posted by: Jamaica



I know! I'll hold off buying WS tickets. I'm enjoying it while it lasts. They'll still finish 4th or 5th and lose 75-80 games. Still, FIRST PLACE!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 07:38 PM (cHNrw)

9 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 04, 2024 07:38 PM (T4tVD)

10 There's a really hot girl in the sidebar who wants to meet me. Do you think it's for real?
Posted by: Eeyore at April 04, 2024 07:36 PM (1bNHn)


Only if she asks for your blood type or if you are an organ donor.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 07:39 PM (D7oie)

11 4 cinco
Posted by: rhennigantx
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De Quattro!

Posted by: Barack Hussein 'I can use it now' 0bama at April 04, 2024 07:40 PM (vtyCZ)

12 Gotta love the baby elephant.
So much joy.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 04, 2024 07:41 PM (NpAcC)

13 Baby elephant taking a bath

I shot an elephant in my bath robe

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 04, 2024 07:42 PM (ENQN6)

14 Chicago better get a grip or the measles outbreak among the illegals just might spread to the democrat Convention.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 07:42 PM (DvjaB)

15 Dinosaur costume must cost a fortune.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 04, 2024 07:42 PM (NpAcC)

16 14 Chicago better get a grip or the measles outbreak among the illegals just might spread to the democrat Convention.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 07:42 PM (DvjaB)

That would be a shame.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2024 07:43 PM (OX9vb)

17 Evening, cafe patrons, and Ace! Enjoying a well-earned beer. Got the engine out of the old race car, and cleaned up the engine compartment and frame rails as best I could. Was hot out the in the Arizona sunshine. 83 degrees, warmest day yet this year.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 07:44 PM (tkR6S)

18 Adopting a rambunctious teenage wombat.

I saw Mutant teenage wombats in a double feature with Mutant teenage Turtles at the Starlight Theatre in Grandview Texas in 1991.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 04, 2024 07:44 PM (ENQN6)

19 Golden slumbers.

Yeah, I've slept like the Goldens.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 07:45 PM (ynpvh)

20 14 Chicago better get a grip or the measles outbreak among the illegals just might spread to the democrat Convention.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 07:42 PM (DvjaB)

Dead sick Dems are not much fun.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 04, 2024 07:45 PM (ENQN6)

21 14 Chicago better get a grip or the measles outbreak among the illegals just might spread to the democrat Convention.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 07:42 PM (DvjaB)
______

I would weep - for joy.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 04, 2024 07:46 PM (1bNHn)

22 That friendly penguin was likey a scout, sent to lull the tourists into a false sense of security so that a little further up the road a gang of penguins can ambush and scalp them.

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2024 07:46 PM (vFG9F)

23 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2024 07:47 PM (fwDg9)

24 Dead sick Dems are not much fun.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 04, 2024 07:45 PM (ENQN6)

But measles-infected Democrats will be easy to spot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 07:48 PM (tkR6S)

25 Four rabbits on the loose... well no shortage of entertainment in that house.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 07:48 PM (DvjaB)

26 He never goes anywhere without his stuffed Hobbes.

If it was my black cat, that tiger would be filings sexual abuse and rape accusations against him...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 07:48 PM (ynpvh)

27 I saw that trick one time on "Wagon Train".

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2024 07:48 PM (vFG9F)

28 Bats serve a very good purpose, but they are ugly

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2024 07:49 PM (fwDg9)

29 I saw that trick one time on "Wagon Train".
Posted by: fd at April 04, 2024 07:48 PM (vFG9F)

Did I hear you say, "Gravy Train"? Oh, never mind.

Posted by: Lizzo at April 04, 2024 07:51 PM (tkR6S)

30 >>>Timi the cat borrows a stuffed tiger toy from the neighbors

A successful purrloin!

Posted by: Andy Kaufman at April 04, 2024 07:52 PM (klJTj)

31 I think I pulled a muscle laughing at that last video.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 07:52 PM (LkLld)

32 "But measles-infected Democrats will be easy to spot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

A rash of 'crats.

Posted by: Tuna at April 04, 2024 07:52 PM (oaGWv)

33 The baby elephant bath water got pretty dirty, oddly enough.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 07:52 PM (vtyCZ)

34 Or should Chicago hope that 'measles' is the only disease breaking out among the illegal migrant guests?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 07:53 PM (DvjaB)

35 If that riding lawnmower isn't being controlled remotely, the owner is sitting on a gold mine

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2024 07:53 PM (fwDg9)

36 Baby elephant made me laugh and the man working with him seems to be enjoying the funny baby elephant’s antics as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2024 07:54 PM (2nMjY)

37 Oh wait it does get worse

They are now enriching Chicago with TB...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 07:54 PM (DvjaB)

38 31 I think I pulled a muscle laughing at that last video.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 07:52 PM (LkLld)

It's like something out of a horror comedy. The way the dog keeps its eyes fixed on the the recorder, no matter where the mower goes...

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2024 07:54 PM (OX9vb)

39 Tuberculosis outbreak at Chicago migrant shelters sparks urgent contact tracing as officials say a FIFTH of Latin American arrivals carry the disease

https://mol.im/a/13272759

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Up to and including the Clinton Regime, anyone testing positive for TB or VD would never get into the USA, except illegally.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #114 at April 04, 2024 07:55 PM (qfLjt)

40 I shot an elephant in my bath robe
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But I didn't shoot no rhino

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 07:56 PM (vtyCZ)

41 >>It's like something out of a horror comedy. The way the dog keeps its eyes fixed on the the recorder, no matter where the mower goes...

I love how the guy totally ignores the woman whining at him and never notices the mower isn't actually cutting grass.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 07:57 PM (LkLld)

42 If that riding lawnmower isn't being controlled remotely, the owner is sitting on a gold mine
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2024 07:53 PM (fwDg9)


I doubt it, stupid dog can't seem to run a decent swathe, having to back and fill all the time. I bet he leaves tufts standing all over the place and there is no way he can operate a weed whacker to clean up the fence line.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 07:57 PM (D7oie)

43 If you count riots as war Chicago has two of the four Horsemen...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 07:58 PM (DvjaB)

44 Dead sick Dems are not much fun.
-------
They don't come when you call
They don't take bribes hardly at all
Dead sick Dems aren't much fun.

Posted by: weird al at April 04, 2024 07:58 PM (vtyCZ)

45 If that riding lawnmower isn't being controlled remotely, the owner is sitting on a gold mine
Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2024 07:53 PM (fwDg9)
---
Or an ancient Indian burial ground and the mower is possessed by a poltergeist...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 07:58 PM (BpYfr)

46 Uh oh. They're bringing out the big guns now.

The Hill
@thehill
Stephen Colbert is calling on Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to end the country’s war with Hamas.
His comments come after Netanyahu took responsibility for a deadly strike that killed seven World Central Kitchen aid workers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 04, 2024 07:58 PM (FVME7)

47 35 If that riding lawnmower isn't being controlled remotely, the owner is sitting on a gold mine

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2024 07:53 PM (fwDg9)

Remote controlled is my guess too. Or someone put a roomba in control.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 08:00 PM (ynpvh)

48 If you are serving food in Gaza during a war,
you should expect some blow back.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 08:00 PM (DvjaB)

49 I want that raptor suit.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 04, 2024 08:01 PM (aD39U)

50 Measels polio TB what's not to like?

Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 08:01 PM (IG7T0)

51 If you are serving food in Gaza during a war,
you should expect some blow back.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 08:00 PM (DvjaB)

Pulled pork tacos FTW.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 08:02 PM (tkR6S)

52 If you are serving food in Gaza during a war, you should expect some blow back.
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Especially in the dark in, basically, a station wagon.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 08:02 PM (vtyCZ)

53 You know Bibi taking responsibility is just throwing that in the face of Biden. How. Dare. He.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 08:03 PM (D7oie)

54 Somehow reading Triumph Forsaken about the Vietnam War 1954 to 1965, and past the 1st but unsuccessful Coup d'etat again Diem wile the Communists were attacking Vietnam., this is rhyming with Israel today.

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2024 08:03 PM (fwDg9)

55 Good evening horde. Guess I missed being first post tonight... To the content.

Posted by: TRex at April 04, 2024 08:03 PM (IQ6Gq)

56 If one deliberately goes into a war zone one takes responsibility for being in a war zone. - hint, it's not a safe place to be

Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 08:04 PM (gaKzR)

57 I love how the guy totally ignores the woman whining at him and never notices the mower isn't actually cutting grass.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 07:57 PM (LkLld)

Oh, haha, I don't have sound on (hubs has tv on). I'll have to watch again later with sound.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2024 08:04 PM (OX9vb)

58 good thing everyone got that MMR vacination, and it works. right?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 08:04 PM (D7oie)

59 Better turn this off
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2024 08:04 PM (fwDg9)

60 *whistles*

Now this is real tin-foil hat conspiracy ...

IJN I-27 shelling a Canadian lighthouse at Estevan Point was actually carried out by an American warship in order to help Canadian PM McKenzie get a conscription bill passed.

Problem is, the skipper of I-27 says he did fire on the lighthouse. And near the lighthouse they have unearthed an unexploded Japanese shell of the type fired by IJN submarines.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 08:06 PM (DvjaB)

61 His comments come after Netanyahu took responsibility for a deadly strike that killed seven World Central Kitchen aid workers.

---

Have they been identified? Like, were they seven foreigners who brought in supplies for a pop-up food bank or just seven Hamas staffers handed $10k and a recipe for paella?

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 04, 2024 08:06 PM (hCzfy)

62 en fuego, Chuy!

and ongoing prayers for JJ Sefton until further notice!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 08:06 PM (PFYt9)

63 If you are serving food in Gaza during a war, you should expect some blow back.
------
Especially in the dark in, basically, a station wagon.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 08:02 PM (vtyCZ)

They should just air-drop big sacks of Purina Monkey Chow. Cross out the word "Monkey" and scribble in "jihadi" with a Sharpie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 08:07 PM (tkR6S)

64 >>Oh, haha, I don't have sound on (hubs has tv on). I'll have to watch again later with sound.

It's the commentary that sells it. He's so transfixed he doesn't notice small details like the steering wheel never moves while the mower makes turn after turn.

Some dude is sitting in his house laughing his ass off driving his dog around on a remote control lawnmower.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 08:07 PM (LkLld)

65 50 Measels polio TB what's not to like?

Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 08:01 PM (IG7T0)
----
Leprosy?
During a Chicago Blackhawks hockey game there was a face-off in the corner.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #115 at April 04, 2024 08:08 PM (qfLjt)

66 Not buying the dog on the lawnmower. A competent dog would have trimmed the overgrown edges next to the fence before mowing the rest of the lawn.

Posted by: TRex at April 04, 2024 08:08 PM (IQ6Gq)

67 If you are serving food in Gaza during a war,
you should expect some blow back.
Posted by: Anna Puma


'Splodey Goat?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2024 08:08 PM (IG4Id)

68 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at April 04, 2024 08:08 PM (T4tVD)

69 34 Or should Chicago hope that 'measles' is the only disease breaking out among the illegal migrant guests?
Posted by: Anna Puma



Gigity!

Posted by: Leprosy and Bubonic Plague at April 04, 2024 08:08 PM (iNUL3)

70 After the boy's Mom died, a dear teacher of theirs gave us three bunnies. They were outside bunnies, slept in a hutch during the night but usually were outside, uncaged. The neighborhood owl left them alone for some reason as did the cat next door.

It may have had something to do with Chunks kicking the shit out of that cat shortly after they arrived - dunno.

The would follow us around like puppies and loved when we played catch - they'd run to whomever was catching the ball. Great fun.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 08:09 PM (WXNFJ)

71 The bulldog video was interesting. When the dog crouched, muzzle up as the cows approached, I suspect that's the instinctive pose used by the fighting dogs in the bull pit. A preparation for the spring to bull's nose. The dogs attacked by clamping their jaws on the nostrils. In the video the cows backed off, pronto.

Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2024 08:09 PM (rj6Yv)

72 Problem is, the skipper of I-27 says he did fire on the lighthouse. And near the lighthouse they have unearthed an unexploded Japanese shell of the type fired by IJN submarines.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 08:06 PM (DvjaB)

It was planted there by the fabulous gay frogmen of the USS Harvey Milk!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 08:09 PM (tkR6S)

73 For true nightmare fuel

By the time of the convention will Chicago be warm enough for Ebola?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 08:10 PM (DvjaB)

74 Dead sick Dems are not much fun.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 04, 2024 07:45 PM


Better them than us, bro.

Posted by: Puppies Everywhere at April 04, 2024 08:10 PM (Wnv9h)

75 Those friendly penguins have neat haircuts. I took a screenshot and will direct my stylist to give me that look.

Posted by: Latter Day Beau Brummell at April 04, 2024 08:11 PM (V5BDR)

76 46 Uh oh. They're bringing out the big guns now.

The Hill
@thehill
Stephen Colbert is calling on Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to end the country’s war with Hamas.
His comments come after Netanyahu took responsibility for a deadly strike that killed seven World Central Kitchen aid workers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



The court jester stays loyal.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 08:11 PM (iNUL3)

77 Not buying the dog on the lawnmower. A competent dog would have trimmed the overgrown edges next to the fence before mowing the rest of the lawn.
Posted by: TRex at April 04, 2024 08:08 PM (IQ6Gq)

And the dog would be driving with one paw, with the other paw on a beer in a koozy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 08:11 PM (tkR6S)

78 62 en fuego, Chuy!

and ongoing prayers for JJ Sefton until further notice!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 08:06 PM (PFYt9)

Si.

And muy si.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 08:11 PM (3aLWR)

79 'splodey goat?

Any relation to TurGoaten?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 08:12 PM (DvjaB)

80 I’m not a fan of munchkin cats, but that little white kitten’s cute.

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2024 08:13 PM (NxC5+)

81 I doubt it, stupid dog can't seem to run a decent swathe, having to back and fill all the time. I bet he leaves tufts standing all over the place and there is no way he can operate a weed whacker to clean up the fence line.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 07:57


You got to see me with the weed whacker.

Posted by: Dog at April 04, 2024 08:13 PM (cHOHf)

82 The court jester stays loyal.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 08:11 PM (iNUL3)
----
Aren't court jesters supposed to be witty?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 08:13 PM (BpYfr)

83 " ... seven Hamas staffers handed $10k and a recipe for paella?"

that's my bet.

Israeli's got intel services that seem still loyal to their country ... so I trust them more than *redacted*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 08:14 PM (PFYt9)

84 82 The court jester stays loyal.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 08:11 PM (iNUL3)
----
Aren't court jesters supposed to be witty?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 08:13 PM (BpYfr


No, their comedy value was being laughed at. Hence why Colbert is perfect.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 08:14 PM (3aLWR)

85 Urgent contact tracing: meet HIPAA

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 04, 2024 08:14 PM (as3uC)

86 What kind of heartless hombre shows up to the cafe to hate on smol kats?!?

Posted by: Have you no decency? at April 04, 2024 08:14 PM (S+7uy)

87 @ 76, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 08:15 PM (PFYt9)

88 The Bat Rescue People raise up the tiny bat babies until they are old enough to be shipped to Wuhan to be infected by our Chinese overlords.

Posted by: Hard Facts at April 04, 2024 08:15 PM (V5BDR)

89 Did those gay frogmen do the cha-cha?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 08:17 PM (DvjaB)

90 For the first time ever today, a Planet Fitness commercial aired on my local AM radio in central WY. Didn't know it, but there are 3 in the state.

Posted by: Rogue Space Herpe at April 04, 2024 08:17 PM (BZ1cR)

91 @85, LOL!

years ago I worked at a place that took HIPPA so seriously you couldn't discuss the reason you called in sick yesterday with your cow-orkers.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 08:17 PM (PFYt9)

92 The people running our country don't care their citizens are being raped and murdered by illegals.

They certainly don't care about diseases being spread.

Camps are coming.

Not for the illegals.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at April 04, 2024 08:18 PM (r0uDl)

93 It can always get worse:

@EndWokeness Apr 1
San Francisco unveils "intervention cards" for when you get attacked on the train:

It's not a joke:

@SFBART Mar 29
If someone is harassing you in a way that makes you feel unsafe, hand a person close to you the 🔹 blue “You Got Me?” card to ask for their help. The card offers options for ways they might help you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2024 08:19 PM (IG4Id)

94 "Camps are coming."

You gonna volunteer to go in?

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 04, 2024 08:22 PM (89Sog)

95 Did those gay frogmen do the cha-cha?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 08:17 PM (DvjaB)

They did The Locomotion. The "chugga chugga motion like a railroad train"? They are really into that.

https://youtu.be/1Lej7aQDrGM

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 08:22 PM (tkR6S)

96 @SFBART Mar 29
If someone is harassing you in a way that makes you feel unsafe, hand a person close to you the 🔹 blue “You Got Me?” card to ask for their help. The card offers options for ways they might help you.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2024 08:19 PM (IG4Id)


I'm sorry, wut?

You're getting assaulted and you're supposed to stop, pull out a trading card and hand it to someone near you so that you can nonverbally explain that you can't stand up for yourself?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 08:22 PM (3aLWR)

97 Maybe a next of kin card would be a better idea.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 08:23 PM (3aLWR)

98 I thought it was a video of a bulldog fighting one of the guys that bang David French's wife.

Posted by: Rbastid at April 04, 2024 08:23 PM (r/m1L)

99 Frogwomen always get left out.

Posted by: Zombie Bella Abzug at April 04, 2024 08:23 PM (V5BDR)

100 93 It can always get worse:

@EndWokeness Apr 1
San Francisco unveils "intervention cards" for when you get attacked on the train:

It's not a joke:

@SFBART Mar 29
If someone is harassing you in a way that makes you feel unsafe, hand a person close to you the 🔹 blue “You Got Me?” card to ask for their help. The card offers options for ways they might help you.
Posted by: weft cut-loop



When seconds count and your life is on the line, pull out your Intervention Card and, uh, yea!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 08:23 PM (iNUL3)

101 "This ni**a talking shit about you!"

Posted by: Me to assailant after victim hands me "X" card at April 04, 2024 08:23 PM (S+7uy)

102 I am a sicko, I admit it, but, I thought Megan the Stallion in the PF ads was a 1.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 08:24 PM (IG7T0)

103 @SFBART Mar 29
If someone is harassing you in a way that makes you feel unsafe, hand a person close to you the 🔹 blue “You Got Me?” card to ask for their help. The card offers options for ways they might help you.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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You'd be better off pulling out a card showing you've made a massive donation to Antifa and/or BLM....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 08:24 PM (BpYfr)

104 This is what happens when unserious children who live in a make believe world run things.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 08:25 PM (3aLWR)

105 Intervention Card?

Expecting someone else to risk getting punched in the face?

Good luck

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 08:25 PM (DvjaB)

106
Miss Ruth was Winners Bitch for a point at today's Kennel Club of Greater Victoria show. She's now pointed out and only needs her two majors. Little George came along for socialization and did very well on the drive and at the show.

Home and baths for the other four puppies, who will be shown in Beginners competition tomorrow (Zeus and Spark) and Saturday (Phoenix and Puff). Well, it was an interesting experience for them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 04, 2024 08:26 PM (MoZTd)

107 @97, that's about it, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 08:26 PM (PFYt9)

108 *laughs in criminal defendantese*

Posted by: Daniel Penny at April 04, 2024 08:27 PM (S+7uy)

109 You'd be better off pulling out a card showing you've made a massive donation to Antifa and/or BLM....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 08:24 PM (BpYfr)

Some outfit makes a .22 derringer disguised as a credit card.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 08:27 PM (tkR6S)

110 Excuse me, but your blue card has blood all over it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2024 08:27 PM (u73oe)

111 From our Commie CBC news show:
Estevan Point Bombing: A Shot in the Dark (1995) - The Fifth Estate
Aug 18, 2017
Why was a lighthouse on Vancouver Island bombed during World War II and who did it? Linden MacIntyre investigates the bombing of Estevan Point and its lighthouse on Vancouver Island during World War II. The official report into the incident states that a Japanese submarine fired two dozen rounds at the island, but locals and some historians have their doubts.

@hamishneilson7140 2 years ago
This video could really do with a revisit, this is absolute non-sense that has been disproven time and time again by Imperial Japanese Navy war logs that have recently been translated. Admittedly a lot of these weren't available at the time of this video, but they are being translated in ever greater numbers now with digitized archives and automatic translation services. No fan of Mackenzie King, and not saying this isn't something he wouldn't do, but this is just a conspiracy theory based on faulty eye-witness testimony.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 08:27 PM (vtyCZ)

112 >>Camps are coming.

>>Not for the illegals.

Not for this guy either.

Went to camp once as a kid. Didn't like it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 08:27 PM (LkLld)

113 Ok, I got it. You hold up the card to the perp's face with one hand.

And then you punch him with the other.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2024 08:27 PM (IG4Id)

114 We should carry one of those skip a turn cards from UNO.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 04, 2024 08:27 PM (IG7T0)

115 I'm sorry sir. This is a Sam's Club card.

Did you mean to hand that to me?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 08:28 PM (3aLWR)

116 good for you (& them!) H7!

congrats and here's to long and happy lives for all concerned!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 08:28 PM (PFYt9)

117 You hand someone an Intervention Card, then that someone whoops your ass and takes your shit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 08:29 PM (iNUL3)

118 "If someone is harassing you in a way that makes you feel unsafe, hand a person close to you the 🔹 blue “You Got Me?” card to ask for their help. The card offers options for ways they might help you."

Is it bulletproof?

Posted by: Chicago Resident at April 04, 2024 08:30 PM (cHOHf)

119 103
You'd be better off pulling out a card showing you've made a massive donation to Antifa and/or BLM....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 08:24 PM (BpYfr)
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It doesn't matter cause you've already made the donation.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #116 at April 04, 2024 08:31 PM (qfLjt)

120 So, you’re getting your face caved in and your supposed to do the old Sherrif Bart scuse me while I whip this out?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2024 08:31 PM (u73oe)

121

I'm your Uncle Ernie
And I welcome you
To Joey's Holiday Camp

The camp with a difference
Never mind the weather
When you come to Joey's
The holiday's forever

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2024 08:32 PM (63Dwl)

122 Can you train a rabbit to use a litter box?

Posted by: Toad-0 at April 04, 2024 08:32 PM (cct0t)

123 From our Commie CBC news show:
Estevan Point Bombing: A Shot in the Dark (1995) - The Fifth Estate
Aug 18, 2017
Why was a lighthouse on Vancouver Island bombed during World War II and who did it? Linden MacIntyre investigates the bombing of Estevan Point and its lighthouse on Vancouver Island during World War II.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 08:27 PM (vtyCZ)

Only the CBC, which is run by deranged Commie faggots, could confuse a bombing and a shelling.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 08:32 PM (tkR6S)

124 Catvin & Hobbes

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 04, 2024 08:33 PM (fPaY0)

125
It doesn't matter cause you've already made the donation.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #116 at April 04, 2024 08:31 PM (qfLjt)

__________

"What have you done for me lately?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 04, 2024 08:33 PM (MoZTd)

126 The Democrats would welcome a measles epidemic in Chicago as the perfect excuse to move the convention or just cancel it.

Posted by: davidt at April 04, 2024 08:34 PM (SYTee)

127
We should carry one of those skip a turn cards from UNO.
Posted by: Jamaica


Get out of jail free card from Monopoly.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2024 08:34 PM (63Dwl)

128 >>Camps are coming.

>>Not for the illegals.

Not for this guy either.

Went to camp once as a kid. Didn't like it.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 08:27 PM (LkLld)
4H Camp, then FFA Camp as a kid, then bootcamp still a dum kid. Won’t be going back.

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2024 08:34 PM (NxC5+)

129 Affirm

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 08:35 PM (PFYt9)

130 Those damn cards going to take our jobs! eff that! We're going on strike!

Posted by: Bay Area Social Workers Intervention Alliance Local 1138 at April 04, 2024 08:35 PM (89Sog)

131 This is why it pays to date a girl with a penis. So she can defend you on mass transit while you flee to safety.

Posted by: The San Francisco Treat at April 04, 2024 08:35 PM (S+7uy)

132 Anyone know what the suggestions are on the card?

Try to distract him by pointing off in the distance.
Give him down twinkles.
Off to make espresso.
Come up with a witty insult so he feels really bad about himself.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2024 08:36 PM (u73oe)

133 I don't do camps.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2024 08:36 PM (m3FnN)

134 As a Marine, I camped for a living. I got it out of my system.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 04, 2024 08:38 PM (u73oe)

135 If there will be smores, I will consider camp.

Posted by: Future Inmate at April 04, 2024 08:38 PM (S+7uy)

136 I claim top bunk.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 04, 2024 08:38 PM (aD39U)

137 Are the camp counselors hot early twenty something chicks with no bras and loose morals?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 08:39 PM (3aLWR)

138 Hadrian, congratulations to your future Champions.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2024 08:40 PM (m3FnN)

139 Are the camp counselors hot early twenty something chicks with no bras and loose morals?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 08:39 PM (3aLWR)

——————

They were.

Posted by: Jason Vorhees at April 04, 2024 08:41 PM (u73oe)

140 Going to look at a utility tractor this weekend.

The old tractor that was suitable for 2 acres is not quite up to snuff for 10 acres.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 08:41 PM (XV/Pl)

141 And those at the CBC still think they are smarter than you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 08:43 PM (DvjaB)

142 140 Going to look at a utility tractor this weekend.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 08:41 PM (XV/Pl

If it comes with a dog, get video for us.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 04, 2024 08:44 PM (OX9vb)

143 The camp counselors are used hard,put away wet, 50 year old with tits that hang to their knees and bad attitudes.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2024 08:45 PM (m3FnN)

144 Are the camp counselors hot early twenty something chicks with no bras and loose morals?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 08:39 PM (3aLWR)


Rosa Klebs was once young and relatively pleasant looking.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 08:46 PM (D7oie)

145 139 Are the camp counselors hot early twenty something chicks with no bras and loose morals?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 08:39 PM (3aLWR)

——————

They were.
Posted by: Jason Vorhees at April 04, 2024 08:41 PM (u73oe)


Djoo djoo djoo djoo Ah Ah Ah Ah...


Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 08:47 PM (3aLWR)

146 143 The camp counselors are used hard,put away wet, 50 year old with tits that hang to their knees and bad attitudes.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2024 08:45 PM (m3FnN)


Boo

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 08:47 PM (3aLWR)

147
lissening to W1AW doing the DX News on 20m CW; drinking a bit.

14.050

confusion to our enemies!

*shot of Svedka, pull at the bottl of hard cider*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 08:49 PM (PFYt9)

148 Leading Report @LeadingReport 3h
BREAKING: Argentina President Javier Milei has announced he just slashed 15,000 taxpayer-funded state jobs.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 08:49 PM (vtyCZ)

149 Rosa Klebs was once young and relatively pleasant looking.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 08:46 PM (D7oie)

Hard task master, that one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 08:49 PM (3aLWR)

150 What's all this fuss I hear about a weasel epidemic in Chicago?

Posted by: Emily Littila at April 04, 2024 08:49 PM (vFG9F)

151 Leading Report @LeadingReport 3h
BREAKING: Argentina President Javier Milei has announced he just slashed 15,000 taxpayer-funded state jobs.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 08:49 PM (vtyCZ)


This man is going to cause a surge in unemployment!

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 08:50 PM (D7oie)

152 Leading Report @LeadingReport 2h
BREAKING: A federal judge in New Mexico has ruled that the state must hand over voter registration data to a group of election integrity investigators.

The Voter Reference Foundation is an election integrity group that publishes voter rolls online for public inspection.

Leading Report @LeadingReport 2h
BREAKING: Democrat fundraiser John Morgan said his party is “prepared to lose” the presidential election to former President Trump.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 08:50 PM (vtyCZ)

153 144 Are the camp counselors hot early twenty something chicks with no bras and loose morals?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 04, 2024 08:39 PM (3aLWR)

Rosa Klebs was once young and relatively pleasant looking.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 08:46 PM (D7oie)
So was Linda Hunt.

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2024 08:50 PM (NxC5+)

154 What's all this fuss I hear about a weasel epidemic in Chicago?
Posted by: Emily Littila at April 04, 2024 08:49 PM (vFG9F)


Techinically the term is "mustelids" and it is not yet an epidemic.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 08:51 PM (D7oie)

155 Miley making Argentina viable again.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 04, 2024 08:52 PM (m3FnN)

156
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 08:50 PM (vtyCZ)

===========

Those two things seem to be related.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at April 04, 2024 08:52 PM (I87yH)

157 @152

>>BREAKING: Democrat fundraiser John Morgan said his party is “prepared to lose” the presidential election to former President Trump.

This feels like a... ** Holds right hand up over head, makes circle motion ** ... Look at my right hand, look at my right hand, keep looking at my right hand.... Op.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 08:52 PM (XV/Pl)

158 I think a cat would do a better job on the mower.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2024 08:53 PM (RIvkX)

159
Leading Report @LeadingReport 2h
BREAKING: Democrat fundraiser John Morgan said his party is “prepared to lose” the presidential election to former President Trump.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ)

=============

Does "prepared to lose" mean they've got their fake lawsuits and Hawaiian judges ready to roll?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at April 04, 2024 08:53 PM (I87yH)

160 This man is going to cause a surge in unemployment!
Posted by: Kindltot


No, señor. They were - how you say - unemplojable. So they do not count.

Posted by: Pres. Milei at April 04, 2024 08:54 PM (IG4Id)

161 Does "prepared to lose" mean they've got their fake lawsuits and Hawaiian judges ready to roll?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office
---
Along with Antifa and BLM would be my guess.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 04, 2024 08:54 PM (wQXfi)

162 LOL. Sure.

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 21h
NEW - Google considers charging for "AI-powered search" — FT

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 08:54 PM (vtyCZ)

163 Wales, where W is a vowel, and Y is too. Unless they need not to be.

Posted by: GWB at April 04, 2024 08:55 PM (69JzL)

164 GN DE W1AW

& g'night everyone!

Friday, Joy of Man's Desiring tomorrow!

* muted woohoo; final shot: to the health & long life of us all! *
*confusion to our enemies!*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 08:55 PM (PFYt9)

165 I never went to camp. Never even rode a school bus.

I feel so deprived.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 04, 2024 08:56 PM (3ImbR)

166 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 7h
NEW - Man (34) of Syrian origin seriously injured a girl (4) with a knife in a supermarket in Wangen, Germany — BILD

MORE - According to the police, the 34-year-old had no previous relationship with the child. Police arrested the perpetrator.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 08:56 PM (vtyCZ)

167 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 53m
JUST IN - Brent oil futures hit $90 a barrel.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 08:57 PM (vtyCZ)

168 @166

>>MORE - According to the police, the 34-year-old had no previous relationship with the child. Police arrested the perpetrator.

Ersatz George Bush: Islam Mean Piece You Know.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 08:57 PM (XV/Pl)

169 s i d, uhuh, spot on is my guess ...

aug, sept, oct is gonna be nothin' like we ever seen b/4

but in the immortal words of chief rybeck :

"we'll just see what we see ... "

innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 09:00 PM (PFYt9)

170 Those intervention cards give insight into the dumb heads of leftists.

Ideas Like eliminating parking reduces traffic.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2024 09:01 PM (RIvkX)

171 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 21h
NEW - Google considers charging for "AI-powered search" — FT
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 08:54 PM (vtyCZ)


"We Can Confabulate It For You Wholesale!"

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 09:02 PM (D7oie)

172 B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce 17h
A FULL ON 5v5 LINE BRAWL TO START THE GAME 😱
CHAOS AT MSG ‼️

https://tinyurl.com/5n72bx39
1:25 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 09:02 PM (vtyCZ)

173 168 @166

>>MORE - According to the police, the 34-year-old had no previous relationship with the child. Police arrested the perpetrator.

Ersatz George Bush: Islam Mean Piece You Know.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 08:57 PM (XV/Pl)
The child spurned wog’s advances?

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2024 09:03 PM (NxC5+)

174 huh ... not willowed ... just slow thursday night, amirite?

innanycase, g'night everyone, see allayouse onna Pixy thread innamornin', Im goin' to bed!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 09:03 PM (PFYt9)

175 Going to look at a utility tractor this weekend.

The old tractor that was suitable for 2 acres is not quite up to snuff for 10 acres.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 08:41 PM (XV/Pl)


1-800 Raul Lawn

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 04, 2024 09:04 PM (VwHCD)

176 The woman in that last video is trippin' harder than the guy videoing the (obviously remote controlled) dog on the lawn mower.

Posted by: GWB at April 04, 2024 09:04 PM (69JzL)

177 My mom trained her rabbit to use a litter box.

Posted by: chris+opher at April 04, 2024 09:04 PM (dSco/)

178 I went to summer camp with the 4H out in Riverhead because lib little sister was a member. They had a working farm which was fascinating for a city boy. Then to Scout camp at Onteora. That was like Lord of the Flies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2024 09:04 PM (RIvkX)

179 Adam Morgan @RepAdamMorgan 21h
SC is now the 29th state to adopt Constitutional Carry. The right to keep and bear arms will no longer be infringed.

This has been a years long fight by @SCFreedomCaucus and other conservative legislators.

Never forget our 2nd Amendment right secures all other rights.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 09:06 PM (vtyCZ)

180 Lord of the Flies played down the drama and angst; not to mention the lethality of it all ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 09:07 PM (PFYt9)

181 Hadrian, love hearing about the puppies

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2024 09:07 PM (RIvkX)

182 Something going down in Tel Aviv?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 04, 2024 09:08 PM (YRsIm)

183 I went to Girl Scout camp and was the only kid whose parents didn't pony up for horseback riding lessons. I had to sit in the craft room and make lanyards while all the other girls were riding.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 04, 2024 09:09 PM (wQXfi)

184 Pulled the top cover off the race car transmission. Because you ought to at least have a look when it's on the bench. Woo-hoo! The gears look perfect. And there is still oil in it!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 09:10 PM (tkR6S)

185 I went to Girl Scout camp and was the only kid whose parents didn't pony up . . . ..
Posted by: screaming in digital

ISWYDT

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 09:10 PM (WXNFJ)

186 US President Joe Biden "is a Zionist to his core, he feels it in his kishkes as much as I do," US Democratic Congressman Ritchie Torres said Thursday on The Jerusalem Post Podcast with Zvika Klein and Tamar Uriel-Beeri.
===

Richie, give me a break.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2024 09:10 PM (RIvkX)

187 We should carry one of those skip a turn cards from UNO.
Posted by: Jamaica

Get out of jail free card from Monopoly.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


If game cards work in real life, I'll defend myself with cards from Munchkin.

The "3,872 Orcs" card should suffice in most situations.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2024 09:12 PM (DgGvY)

188 Richie, give me a break.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2024 09:10 PM (RIvkX)

That probably elicited a 360 degree eye-roll from his hosts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 09:13 PM (tkR6S)

189 Responding to the Guardian...

Lt. Col. (R) Peter Lerner @LTCPeterLerner Apr 3
Earlier, the @guardian published a misleading article with numerous false claims.
❌ The @IDF does NOT use AI for designating persons as targets.
❌ NO Hamas individual was targeted with an expected 100 civilian casualties.
❌ NO Hamas individual was automatically approved for attack with an expected 15-20 casualties.

For the full response we sent to the Guardian's questions, please see here: idf.il/189654

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 09:13 PM (vtyCZ)

190 For the full response we sent to the Guardian's questions, please see here: idf.il/189654
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 09:13 PM (vtyCZ)

IDF needs to hit the Grauniad with a bunker-buster.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 09:15 PM (tkR6S)

191 What kind of race car AOP?

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2024 09:15 PM (vFG9F)

192 Something going down in Tel Aviv?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 04, 2024 09:08 PM (YRsIm)
~~~~~

Don't know, but just heard on TV that Israel is on very high alert, expecting something from Iran. Praying it doesn't happen.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 04, 2024 09:16 PM (3ImbR)

193 >>I went to Girl Scout camp and was the only kid whose parents didn't pony up for horseback riding lessons. I had to sit in the craft room and make lanyards while all the other girls were riding.

You were better off making lanyards. Trust me on this one.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 09:16 PM (LkLld)

194 "we'll just see what we see ... "

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 09:17 PM (PFYt9)

195 I went to Girl Scout camp and was the only kid whose parents didn't pony up for horseback riding lessons. I had to sit in the craft room and make lanyards while all the other girls were riding.
Posted by: screaming in digital


But you had lanyards to strangle the ones who made fun of you.

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2024 09:17 PM (DgGvY)

196 What kind of race car AOP?
Posted by: fd at April 04, 2024 09:15 PM (vFG9F)

It is a 1951 Studebaker 2-door sedan that was set up for drag racing back in the '60's or '70's. Wish I knew more of its history. Putting in a new engine to replace a busted one. Script on the door reads "C/Stock".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 09:19 PM (tkR6S)

197 192 Something going down in Tel Aviv?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 04, 2024 09:08 PM (YRsIm)
~~~~~

Don't know, but just heard on TV that Israel is on very high alert, expecting something from Iran. Praying it doesn't happen.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 04, 2024 09:16 PM
I want one of those Old Testament battles where GOD basically said to his people 'Send most of your army home. I got this.'

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2024 09:19 PM (NxC5+)

198 165 I never went to camp. Never even rode a school bus.

I feel so deprived.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 04, 2024 08:56 PM (3Im

You must be like me. I had people for that.

Posted by: Richie Rich at April 04, 2024 09:22 PM (V5BDR)

199 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 1m
BREAKING:
Israeli news outlet Walla reports that Israeli officials say there are indications that Iran may use long-range ballistic missiles, drones or cruise missiles to attack Israeli territory

Insider Corner @insiderscorner 33m
JUST IN
Several accounts of unknown aerial objects breaching Iraqi airspace from Iran have been reported. It's likely that Israeli air defenses are on high alert.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 04, 2024 09:22 PM (vtyCZ)

200 Well, time to hit the shower, and hose off some of the dust and grit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 09:23 PM (tkR6S)

201 But you had lanyards to strangle the ones who made fun of you.
Posted by: mikeski
---
Heh. That escalated quickly...

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 04, 2024 09:23 PM (wQXfi)

202 Another Panavision Trailer

https://ytube.io/3sUr

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 04, 2024 09:24 PM (aD39U)

203 Another Panavision Trailer

https://ytube.io/3sUr
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 04, 2024 09:24 PM (aD39U)

I got a Pandavision. What a ripoff! It only worked in black and white.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 09:26 PM (tkR6S)

204 Pulled the top cover off the race car transmission. Because you ought to at least have a look when it's on the bench. Woo-hoo! The gears look perfect. And there is still oil in it!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 09:10 PM (tkR6S)

That's a wonderful feeling Thanks for sharing, AOP!

Posted by: mrp at April 04, 2024 09:27 PM (rj6Yv)

205 "Putting in a new engine to replace a busted one. Script on the door reads "C/Stock".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon"

"New" Studebaker engine? Have you got a strip you can take it to?

Posted by: fd at April 04, 2024 09:30 PM (vFG9F)

206 OT from The Atlantic, via Insty-- Brainy, elitist journalist goes on his first journey aboard the world's largest cruise ship, laments of three days spent among the hoi polloi. The excerpt below is like from the fourth or fifth paragraph:

"I show my blue Suite Sky SeaPass Card (more on this later, much more) to a smiling woman from the Philippines, and she tells me to go 'aft.' Which is where, now? As someone who has rarely sailed on a vessel grander than the Staten Island Ferry, I am confused. It turns out that the aft is the stern of the ship, or, for those of us who don’t know what a stern or an aft are, its ass. The nose of the ship, responsible for separating the waves before it, is also called a bow, and is marked for passengers as the fwd, or forward. The part of the contemporary sailing vessel where the malls are clustered is called the midship. I trust that you have enjoyed this nautical lesson."

I guess there are no great seafaring novels for our betters to have read.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 04, 2024 09:30 PM (wzAuc)

207 You must be like me. I had people for that.
Posted by: Richie Rich at April 04, 2024 09:22 PM (V5BDR)
~~~~~

Hahaha. If only! I walked to grammar school and took the subway to high school.

I never knew anyone who went to camp. There was a protestant church in the area that had a day camp but we little papists couldn't go there.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 04, 2024 09:31 PM (3ImbR)

208 It turns out that the aft is the stern of the ship, or, for those of us who don’t know what a stern or an aft are, its ass.

Yeah, and he supposedly a 'travel writer.' What a fucking goob.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2024 09:32 PM (IG4Id)

209 That thing on the ship's butt is called a "propeller".

Posted by: A Travel Journelist at April 04, 2024 09:34 PM (vFG9F)

210 my already sad thoughts about the ignorance of young "people" are thrown into high relief.
my cohort knew this stuff from childhood.
communiss been doin' their work (stan's work) primo finest kind.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 09:34 PM (PFYt9)

211 Heh. That escalated quickly...
Posted by: screaming in digital


Embrace your inner Wednesday Addams!

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2024 09:35 PM (DgGvY)

212 The societal debasement continues apace.

My dream of opening Titties & Chicken drags on....

Posted by: jsg at April 04, 2024 09:35 PM (d6yxf)

213 Problem is, the skipper of I-27 says he did fire on the lighthouse. And near the lighthouse they have unearthed an unexploded Japanese shell of the type fired by IJN submarines.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 04, 2024 08:06 PM (DvjaB)

There was a freighter that was torpedoed in the Strait of Juan de Fuca in June if ‘42- same month? SS Coast Trader. Crew of 56, 1 dying from exposure.

Posted by: Rex B at April 04, 2024 09:36 PM (5h/8D)

214 My wife has been deceiving me.

Tonight, I discovered she's been hiding towels from me. Luxury hotel grade+ towels. The kind of towels I imagine Barry White used as grave goods so future archaeologists would know and tremble before his opulence and luxuriousness.

I've requisitioned one upon learning of her perfidy. But I haven't forgotten it... as if I could.

If I were the kind of person Antony Blinken loves, I'd have her beheaded. But I'll settle for the towel.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2024 09:36 PM (0FoWg)

215 I guess there are no great seafaring novels for our betters to have read.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 04, 2024 09:30 PM (wzAuc)

*face palm*

Posted by: Zombie C. S. Forrester at April 04, 2024 09:36 PM (4I/2K)

216 Fwiw, the hoi poloi do ruin everything.

There's nothing wrong with wanting to sail the qm2 and not wanting the first class sections overrun with retards in crocs and nba sweats

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 09:37 PM (RjBju)

217 That thing on the ship's butt is called a "propeller".
Posted by: A Travel Journelist at April 04, 2024 09:34 PM (vFG9
~~~~~

Propellers are on planes; that's where the term "prop job" comes from. Ships have screws.

Posted by: Capt. Edward Smith at April 04, 2024 09:37 PM (3ImbR)

218 DeAtHsAnTiS totally lost to Dizknee, maaaan~!


@FLVoiceNews
Disney World moves forward on massive park expansion after settling lawsuits with Florida

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 04, 2024 09:37 PM (IG4Id)

219 went to day camp via the local "Y" in a southwest side forest preserve & pool ... very cool; and bonus points for no one molesting anyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 09:37 PM (PFYt9)

220 "Tonight, I discovered she's been hiding towels from me. "

THOSE ARE FOR COMPANY!

Posted by: Mrs YD at April 04, 2024 09:37 PM (vFG9F)

221
It turns out that the aft is the stern of the ship, or, for those of us who don’t know what a stern or an aft are, its ass.

Row well and live, asshole.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2024 09:39 PM (63Dwl)

222 "Tonight, I discovered she's been hiding towels from me. "

THOSE ARE FOR COMPANY!
Posted by: Mrs YD at April 04, 2024 09:37 PM (vFG9F)

Just like the fancy little soaps, cute hand towels, and all living room furniture.

Posted by: Mom of Count de Monet at April 04, 2024 09:39 PM (4I/2K)

223 10 There's a really hot girl in the sidebar who wants to meet me. Do you think it's for real?
Posted by: Eeyore at April 04, 2024 07:36 PM

--

I clicked and got this error message:

"Too big request header"

I get that a lot.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 04, 2024 09:40 PM (wzAuc)

224 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 1m
BREAKING:
Israeli news outlet Walla reports that Israeli officials say there are indications that Iran may use long-range ballistic missiles, drones or cruise missiles to attack Israeli territory



Then maybe Israel should not have bombed the embassy?

Somebody should tell Israel we are not going to war with iran because the Israelis want a war with iran.

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 09:40 PM (RjBju)

225 Tonight, I discovered she's been hiding towels from me

------------

She's Welsh?

Oh. Towels.

Nevermind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 09:40 PM (bo7UB)

226 So most of those 6 (7 with driver) had been military. Had these people gotten recognized by the IDF? Did they have written permission to go into Gaza? Wouldn't they have been escorted by IDF if legit?

https://tinyurl.com/6ztbp529

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #117 at April 04, 2024 09:41 PM (qfLjt)

227 I was going to say but... for my better angels...

I will refrain.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 04, 2024 09:42 PM (TDvv2)

228 Israel didn't bomb an embassy. It was a residence that Iranian assholes use. Iran, however, has bombed several embassies and will do so again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 04, 2024 09:42 PM (b4o9z)

229 Iran invaded Israel.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2024 09:44 PM (0FoWg)

230 "The part of the contemporary sailing vessel where the malls are clustered is called the midship. I trust that you have enjoyed this nautical lesson."
---
Modern cruise ships are not sailing vessels. The author really needs to take some nautical lessons...

The Aubrey/Maturin novels would be a good place to start, methinks, as they are highly recommended by our literate Moron Horde...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 09:44 PM (BpYfr)

231 Israel didn't bomb an embassy. It was a residence that Iranian assholes use. Iran, however, has bombed several embassies and will do so again.
Posted by: s

It was iranian diplomatic territory and the Israelis had no business bombing it.

Favorite, not our problem now

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 09:44 PM (RjBju)

232 >>I guess there are no great seafaring novels for our betters to have read.

I've mentioned that I knew the editor from Norton who fought to bring the Jack Aubrey series to the US. He was told Americans would hate it and never read the books.

This guy is who the detractors had in mind.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 09:45 PM (LkLld)

233 I want one of those Old Testament battles where GOD basically said to his people 'Send most of your army home. I got this.'
Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2024 09:19 PM (NxC5+)
----
Tehran + volcano...some divine intervention required...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 09:45 PM (BpYfr)

234 Then maybe Israel should not have bombed the embassy?

Somebody should tell Israel we are not going to war with iran because the Israelis want a war with iran.
Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 09:40 PM (RjBju)

Then what is all that "death to America" stuff we hear all about?

Just the mulluhs having a laugh?

Posted by: Bay Area Social Workers Intervention Alliance Local 1138 at April 04, 2024 09:45 PM (89Sog)

235 The Aubrey/Maturin novels would be a good place to start, methinks, as they are highly recommended by our literate Moron Horde...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 09:44 PM (BpYfr)

Popeye cartoons, then "Little Toot, the Tugboat that Could".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 09:46 PM (tkR6S)

236 oops...

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 04, 2024 09:46 PM (89Sog)

237 LOL, YD; long ago I resigned myself to the secondary and tertiary towels; no grievances expressed for my rough handling of them.

back in the day; (lol); I ran a whole second string of towels for the shower, + about a dozen grayish-brown dishtowels used as sweat-towels at work ...

130 degrees up at the catwalk in the summer when the gasifier was running ... hourly checks on the gauges up there ...

lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 09:46 PM (PFYt9)

238 So most of those 6 (7 with driver) had been military. Had these people gotten recognized by the IDF? Did they have written permission to go into Gaza? Wouldn't they have been escorted by IDF if legit?

https://tinyurl.com/6ztbp529
Posted by: Ciampino



The had approval from the odf, an approved route, identifiable vehicles. The odff hitthe convoy three times, they did not hit the convoy with three missiles simultaneously.

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 09:47 PM (RjBju)

239
Then what is all that "death to America" stuff we hear all about?

Just the mulluhs having a laugh?
Posted by: Bay


Which is sort of the reason we are not going to war with iran, nothinginot for us

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 09:48 PM (RjBju)

240 Iran is apparently trucking some large grade missle units through Iraq and into Syria with the intention of striking Israel .

Though the Demented in Chief cares little that we are now on the verge of WWIII..."OH THOSE POOR FOOD WAITERS!!!")

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 04, 2024 09:48 PM (TDvv2)

241 221
It turns out that the aft is the stern of the ship, or, for those of us who don’t know what a stern or an aft are, its ass.

Row well and live, asshole.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2024 09:39 PM (63Dwl)
----
That's where the poop deck is. And those people are known as landlubbers. No, I'm not a sailor ... but

Posted by: Ciampino - but I did stay at a Holiday Inn at April 04, 2024 09:49 PM (qfLjt)

242 >>The Aubrey/Maturin novels would be a good place to start, methinks, as they are highly recommended by our literate Moron Horde...

Even us knuckle draggers.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 09:49 PM (LkLld)

243 Which is sort of the reason we are not going to war with iran, nothinginot for us
Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 09:48 PM (RjBju)

They've probably spent all those pallets of cash that Barky gave them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 09:50 PM (tkR6S)

244 Iran is apparently trucking some large grade missle units through Iraq and into Syria with the intention of striking Israel .

Though the Demented in Chief cares little that we are now on the verge of WWIII..."OH THOSE POOR FOOD WAITERS!!!")
Posted by: Nigh



Which is what Israel was wanting, a regional war with us directly involved.

Not happening.

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 09:50 PM (RjBju)

245 Tonight, I discovered she's been hiding towels from me
-----------

I am guilty of same, but from EXhubby. He would take the *best* towels, to wash/wax his car or use as floor cover/grease rag. Nevermind that big box of old ratty towels out in the shop, oh no.

YD, you're better than this. (right?)

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 09:50 PM (njWTi)

246 It was iranian diplomatic territory and the Israelis had no business bombing it.

Favorite, not our problem now
Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 09:44 PM (RjBju)

No such thing as "diplomatic territory", there's the embassy and then everything else.

Are you familiar with what Iran did in our embassy? Say back when Carter was President. You might want to look that up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 04, 2024 09:51 PM (b4o9z)

247 SHTF minimal 30 day supply of all the basics?

Might be time.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 04, 2024 09:51 PM (TDvv2)

248 So, what's all this weighing the anchor business, anyways?

Posted by: Brainy, elitist journalist at April 04, 2024 09:51 PM (4I/2K)

249 244

Don't bet your house on that...

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 04, 2024 09:52 PM (TDvv2)

250
They've probably spent all those pallets of cash that Barky gave them.
Posted by: Alber


No argument from me, though it is funny that so many of the newly rabid Israel supporters were Obama voters.

Not my fault we gave Iran cash, not sending troops to war with iran now

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 09:53 PM (RjBju)

251 @247

>>SHTF minimal 30 day supply of all the basics? Might be time.

It's our good fortune the adults are back in charge.

/s

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 04, 2024 09:53 PM (XV/Pl)

252 244

Don't bet your house on that...
Posted by: Nigh

You have no idea how much good will Israel has squandered with this

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 09:54 PM (RjBju)

253 YD, you're better than this. (right?)
Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 09:50 PM (njWTi)YD,

Lady, I use rags for work stuff.

Until tonight, when THE TRUTH WAS LAID BARE, I used them in my bathroom, too.

But now, I figured out why I never see her towels in the laundry - systematic towel fraud.

No more monkeyshines.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2024 09:54 PM (0FoWg)

254 Why is Joy Reid still allowed to appropriate white culture with her blonde wigs?

*triggered*

Posted by: IrishEi at April 04, 2024 09:54 PM (3ImbR)

255 Which is sort of the reason we are not going to war with iran, nothinginot for us
Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 09:48 PM (RjBju)

Y5, it's irrelevant if the U.S. is at war with the Islamic republic of iran. They have been at war with the U.S. ever since they invaded sovereign U.S. territory, the embassy in 1979.

It's been mostly a cold war but it can go hot at anytime. I'm more than willing to let Israel handle the heavy work here.

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 04, 2024 09:55 PM (89Sog)

256 Ignore the kNucklehead.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 04, 2024 09:55 PM (3ImbR)

257 YD is not towel-worthy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 04, 2024 09:56 PM (RIvkX)

258 I want to be able to go to the border of Iran, peer into the hole, and see the lava welling up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 09:56 PM (tkR6S)

259
Y5, it's irrelevant if the U.S. is at war with the Islamic republic of iran. They have been at war with the U.S. ever since they invaded sovereign U.S. territory, the embassy in 1979.

It's been mostly a cold war but it can go hot at anytime. I'm more than willing to let Israel handle the heavy work here.
Posted by: Outs




We are not sending anybody into a war with iran, it is just stupid

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 09:57 PM (RjBju)

260 A nice towel is a good thing.

Posted by: Don Black at April 04, 2024 09:57 PM (oCjPU)

261 "You have no idea how much good will Israel has squandered with this"

Good will means zero when death is at your door.

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 04, 2024 09:57 PM (89Sog)

262 lol, you wander around in a war zone, you get what you get ...

most specially if you got $50,000 and a recipe for paella from your handlers ... and that's your whole connection to "feeding gaza"

*spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 09:57 PM (PFYt9)

263 I want to be able to go to the border of Iran, peer into the hole, and see the lava welling up.
Posted by: Alber





Not saying I disagree but that would not be how the war would go

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 09:58 PM (RjBju)

264 "You have no idea how much good will Israel has squandered with this"

Good will means zero when death is at your door.
Posted by: Outs



Which was not where they were, but are going to be should they not get smart

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 09:59 PM (RjBju)

265 Ace posts these nice, funny animal clips, but I don't think his fart is in it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 04, 2024 09:59 PM (CHHv1)

266 N

Violence will solve the Palestinian problem.

solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant

démarche and a date
Give Hamas 36 hours.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 09:59 PM (u82oZ)

267 most specially if you got $50,000 and a recipe for paella from your handlers ... and that's your whole connection to "feeding gaza"

*spit*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 09:57 PM (PFYt9)
---
Hopefully it wasn't the paella recipe Pete Bog and CBD used at the TXMOME. I'd hate for that to fall into enemy hands. That was divine eats...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 04, 2024 09:59 PM (BpYfr)

268 What language are those dog observers speaking?
Yeah, they sound dumber than the dog...well, obviously...and the dog's gainfully employed.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 04, 2024 09:59 PM (XMwZJ)

269 "We are not sending anybody into a war with iran, it is just stupid"

I never said we were and I challenge you to point out where I did.

I said I am willing to allow Israel to handle this. That is all.

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 04, 2024 09:59 PM (89Sog)

270 BeckoningChasm

I'll bet this is a line he tries on women. "Want to select curated animal videos for my blog? "

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:00 PM (u82oZ)

271 "Good will means zero when death is at your door. "

Fucken A!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 10:00 PM (PFYt9)

272 >>You have no idea how much good will Israel has squandered with this

Would this be the same Israel that routinely gets sanctioned at the UN for pretty much nothing while countries like Iran go unmentioned? The country that has Arabs in it's parliament and is called an apartheid state while Arab nation refuse to even admit Jews to enter?

Israel's international support has always been paper thin. Europe is a wasteland of anti-semitism. As we are seeing most of the left are closet anti-semites as well. Israel never had much goodwill, most of it was lies from poseurs who are now exposing themselves.

Israel was attacked by Iranian proxies on 10/6 and their people raped and brutally murdered. They have shown remarkable restraint. They didn't lose anything they never had.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 10:00 PM (LkLld)

273
most specially if you got $50,000 and a recipe for paella from your handlers ... and that's your whole connection to "feeding gaza"

*spit*
Posted by: s



They had approval from the idf and were in phone contact with during the hit,

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 10:00 PM (RjBju)

274 well said "Perfessor"!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 10:01 PM (PFYt9)

275 N

Good will that kept them from being attacked and their sworn enemies paid by anti-Semitic goons in the corridors of power?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:01 PM (u82oZ)

276 good, then there were no mistakes made, amirite?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 10:02 PM (PFYt9)

277
Is that dog on the lawnmower for hire? I'd take it in a heartbeat -- it would do less damage to our lawn than the assclowns we have doing the job now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 04, 2024 10:03 PM (xG4kz)

278 boom, spot-on JS!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 10:03 PM (PFYt9)

279 You have no idea how much good will Israel has squandered with this

Would this be the same Israel that routinely gets sanctioned at the UN for pretty much nothing while countries like Iran go unmentioned? The country that has Arabs in it's parliament and is called an apartheid state while Arab nation refuse to even admit Jews to enter?

Israel's international support has always been paper thin. Europe is a wasteland of anti-semitism. As we are seeing most of the left are closet anti-semites as well. Israel never had much goodwill, most of it was lies from poseurs who are now exposing themselves.

Israel was attacked by Iranian proxies on 10/6 and their people raped and brutally murdered. They have shown remarkable restraint. They didn't lose anything they never had.
Posted by: JackS




Nonsense

That half the world or more was antisemitic before this started has nothing to do with anything. I have not noticed that there were countries or individuals that rethought the harlte for Israel when the flying lawnmowers intifada was done
What they have done would be to say anybodyncriticizing what they are doing, for any reason is an antisemitic and they have also ceded the moral high gr

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 10:04 PM (RjBju)

280 Yikes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 04, 2024 10:05 PM (V8he0)

281 try that again; slowly, & with punctuation?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 10:05 PM (PFYt9)

282 >>That half the world or more was antisemitic before this started has nothing to do with anything.

It has everything to do with it. If you try real hard you might even figure out why.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 10:05 PM (LkLld)

283 ood will that kept them from being attacked and their sworn enemies paid by anti-Semitic goons in the corridors of power?
Posted by: NaCly


It was the goodwill from those that support Israel, who respected Israel, believed Israel was morally superior to Israel's foes



Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 10:05 PM (RjBju)

284 meh;

g'night everyone ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 10:06 PM (PFYt9)

285 210 my already sad thoughts about the ignorance of young "people" are thrown into high relief.
my cohort knew this stuff from childhood.
communiss been doin' their work (stan's work) primo finest kind.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 09:34 PM (PFYt9
Communiss. That was some genuine N’awlins gibberish there. Confederacy Of Dunces.

Posted by: Eromero at April 04, 2024 10:06 PM (NxC5+)

286
It has everything to do with it. If you try real hard you might even figure out why.
Posted by: JackStr


Has nothing to do with it because none of those haters are going to thonk differently.

Posted by: N at April 04, 2024 10:07 PM (RjBju)

287 I have just a little sympathy for those "charity" workers who got blasted by a drone. But only just a little...why do they need live personnel there? Can't you just drop off the supplies and the Pali's heat it up? Or is that beyond the capabilities of the stupid Pali's? If you're driving around in a war zone, I suggest you make damn sure that the good guys with the Hellfire missiles know your location at all times so they don't mistakenly blast you straight to hell.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 04, 2024 10:09 PM (XMwZJ)

288 >>Has nothing to do with it because none of those haters are going to thonk differently.

You're getting close.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 04, 2024 10:09 PM (LkLld)

289 bingo, Eromero!

Claude had their number, lo these many years ago.

innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 10:10 PM (PFYt9)

290 N

Israel is morally superior.

I await your condemnation of Russia for Grozny.
For Hamas and a music concert.
For Pol Pot and Cambodia
For Mao and famine
For Stalin and the Purges
For Turkey and the Greeks (Armenians)
For the US CIA and 7 million dead from a US designed disease.

You are non-symmetrical in your arguments.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2024 10:11 PM (u82oZ)

291
@290, endorsed !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 10:12 PM (PFYt9)

292 The complete and utter destruction of Hamas is only one positive outcome of this war.

Then there is those pesky proxies that are in need of glassine parking lot renovations to their culture landscapes

permanently speaking.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 04, 2024 10:13 PM (TDvv2)

293 If these "charities" really wanted to help the Pali's, they'd demand the complete and utter destruction of Hamas.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 04, 2024 10:17 PM (XMwZJ)

294 290

So you agree that Fauci should be hunted down like a dog and placed in chains until he dies...

or something more immediate?

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 04, 2024 10:18 PM (TDvv2)

295 If you're looking at a bloodsoaked balance sheet and trying to sell good will, you should head up Disney - not a country.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 04, 2024 10:20 PM (0FoWg)

296 I hate having to thonk differently. My shoes get all worn out.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 04, 2024 10:22 PM (CHHv1)

297 So you agree that Fauci should be hunted down like a dog and placed in chains until he dies...

or something more immediate?

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 04, 2024 10:18 PM (TDvv2)

Include some actual mental and physical torture and I'm in 100%.

Posted by: Sponge Bob Shit Pants (thanks JJ!) at April 04, 2024 10:30 PM (8sNng)

298 Israel Absorbed HUNDREDS of Rockets FIRED FROM GAZA over the last 2 years and defended itself with Their IRON DOME without any excursions into GAZA

The Palestinian's are a POX upon mankind and need to be culled from the planet.

Corrupted Islamists without any humanity as are most of this ?"Religion of PEACE???"

And ... the UN needs to be shipped out from NYC and planted in Qatar

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 04, 2024 10:32 PM (TDvv2)

299 296 I hate having to thonk differently. My shoes get all worn out.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 04, 2024 10:22 PM (CHHv1)

Ok yeah, thonking is a pain.

Posted by: Sponge Bob Shit Pants (thanks JJ!) at April 04, 2024 10:33 PM (8sNng)

300 Posted by: Nightwatch at April 04, 2024 10:32 PM (TDvv2)

There are no moderate Islamists. It's a con to stealth spread Jihad.

Posted by: Sponge Bob Shit Pants (thanks JJ!) at April 04, 2024 10:34 PM (8sNng)

301 Well my spleen is vented...

Tomorrow is just another day.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 04, 2024 10:47 PM (TDvv2)

302
RAH said it best: "sometimes it's easier to die than it is to think."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 10:47 PM (PFYt9)

303 tomorrow is a joy for those of us who can experience it.

g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 10:49 PM (PFYt9)

304 willowed, innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 04, 2024 10:50 PM (PFYt9)

305 OUCH...OUCH

OH another Philosophical KIDNEY STONE...

DEATH TO IRAN.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 04, 2024 10:53 PM (TDvv2)

306 I guess there are no great seafaring novels for our betters to have read.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 04, 2024 09:30 PM (wzAuc)


Mark Twain would have written something similar, but he would have been angling for laughs

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 11:04 PM (D7oie)

307 Are you familiar with what Iran did in our embassy? Say back when Carter was President. You might want to look that up.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 04, 2024 09:51 PM (b4o9z)


One cannot win the Internet via facts and competent use of logic.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 11:12 PM (D7oie)

308 2/2

Gov. Cuomo refused because he would be executed. OK was not happy. So Pataki gets elected. First thing after being sworn in, he signed the extradition papers and shipped Grasso's ass back to OK as per the interstate compact about first crack and all that. Grasso's somewhat famous for his ridiculous last words. Something like, 'I asked for Spaghetti-O's. They gave me spaghetti. I thought the press should know that.' Then, bye-bye.

That was our last Republican governor. Then Elliot Spits or Swallows, Blind Man's Peterson and Gov. Gropin' Cuomo. And now we have Gov. Hokum. The NYGOP can't even beat these clowns.

Posted by: RickZ at April 05, 2024 12:21 AM (emlEe)

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