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Supercell over Texas
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Frenz.

Dog bringing home stray kitten he found in the street.

Cats allowing some light belly rubs.

Dog attempts to use Stealth while under observation.

Stop-motion yarnamation.

Allegedly, this folding pattern results in a paper airplane that flaps its wings like a bird.

Zen scene.

Paradise.

ICYMI: Furricane warning.

An old one: Whatever you're doing, dogs want to be involved.

Rehabilitating a puppy with malformed legs.

Female pro wrestler has a novel move.

Rooftop swimming pool during an earthquake.

"I cannot be caged!" says caged steer.

The hair is freaky enough. But what the hell is going on with the shoes?!

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1 Mass hysteria!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 03, 2024 07:27 PM (DTX3h)

2

Good Evening All

Posted by: four seasons at April 03, 2024 07:27 PM (PisyI)

3 Bears at 1/20th of their size would make wonderful pets.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 03, 2024 07:28 PM (roH4R)

4 >>>3 Bears at 1/20th of their size would make wonderful pets.

good idea.

Posted by: ace at April 03, 2024 07:28 PM (KRtlO)

5 "Supercell over Texas"

It will be followed by a polar vortex that drop temperatures to -100F. More proof of global warming. Or was that a movie?

Posted by: Ripley at April 03, 2024 07:29 PM (PTDkx)

6 The real truth about otters...

https://9gag.com/gag/aZZq6g9#comment

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 03, 2024 07:32 PM (MsrgL)

7 cats and ...

Posted by: Ciampino - voting admin needs to change at April 03, 2024 07:32 PM (qfLjt)

8 4 >>>3 Bears at 1/20th of their size would make wonderful pets.

good idea.
Posted by: ace at April 03, 2024 07:28 PM (KRtlO)

Bears with a giraffe's legs!

Posted by: Dr Moreau at April 03, 2024 07:33 PM (RUMEY)

9 No otters.
Nurse is gonna be pissed!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 07:34 PM (W/lyH)

10 Texas has the manliest supercells.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2024 07:35 PM (iziT8)

11 9 No otters.
Nurse is gonna be pissed!
Posted by: Diogenes

See my #6. It's eye opening.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 03, 2024 07:35 PM (MsrgL)

12 Does that Reed dude still chase storms in a tank?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 07:35 PM (RUMEY)

13 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 07:35 PM (xA5g+)

14 The real truth about otters...

https://9gag.com/gag/aZZq6g9#comment
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 03, 2024 07:32 PM (MsrgL)
***

River otters...gangstas

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 07:36 PM (W/lyH)

15 Guy just misses being cole slawed by a runaway 4' circular saw blade.

https://tinyurl.com/ye6nx3v2

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 03, 2024 07:36 PM (FVME7)

16
River otters...gangstas
Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 07:36 PM (W/lyH)

So Sea Otters are basically 80s rap and River Otters are NWA?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 07:37 PM (RUMEY)

17 Undawn is dead. Zombie videogame starring Will Smith crashes and burns. Development cost were $140,000,000 brings in only $287,000 during its launch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 03, 2024 07:37 PM (FVME7)

18 Cats and Dogs Living Together Cafe
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No dogs here. We're a "cats only" zone.

I'm sure I'm breaking some sort of civil rights law, but I'm OK with that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2024 07:37 PM (BpYfr)

19 Not precisely, Ace.

On Vulcan the "teddy bears" are alive, and they have 6-inch fangs.

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 03, 2024 07:38 PM (5OvHh)

20 Nearly every part of the bear is of use. Its flesh is a savoury and excellent food, somewhat resembling pork: and that of the paws is considered a delicacy in Russia, even at the imperial table. The hams are salted, dried, and exported to other parts of Europe. The flesh of young bears is as much in request in some parts of Russia as that of lamb is with us.

Posted by: The Bear Facts at April 03, 2024 07:38 PM (vFG9F)

21 The Yak Proliferation Society wishes you all a good evening. You may wish you had one sooner than you think

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2024 07:39 PM (ID6pY)

22 Nearly every part of the bear is of use. Its flesh is a savoury and excellent food, somewhat resembling pork: and that of the paws is considered a delicacy in Russia, even at the imperial table. The hams are salted, dried, and exported to other parts of Europe. The flesh of young bears is as much in request in some parts of Russia as that of lamb is with us.
Posted by: The Bear Facts at April 03, 2024 07:38 PM (vFG9F)
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Plus their fur makes awesome hats!

Posted by: Buckingham Palace Guards at April 03, 2024 07:40 PM (BpYfr)

23 Stealth dog is living in his own reality.

Like someone who continues to gaslight you when you've told them you know they're gaslighting you.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2024 07:40 PM (iziT8)

24 Ah the ole spinnin pussy vag stank knockout move.
That move takes years to perfect.
Nice

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at April 03, 2024 07:41 PM (pqOO2)

25 Time for 1 video, another long commute tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2024 07:41 PM (fwDg9)

26 Yikes! Supercell over Texas means Paco's headin' for Arkansas.

Posted by: Paco at April 03, 2024 07:43 PM (njExo)

27 Bear intestines, when cleansed and properly scraped, are worn by the females of Kamtschatka, as masks to preserve their faces from the effects of the sun, the rays of which, being reflected from the snow, are found to blacken the skin; but by this means they are enabled to preserve a fair complexion.

Posted by: The Bear Facts at April 03, 2024 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

28 I hope they kept the kitty

Hope you are all having a great evening, still raining here, hope it ends someday

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2024 07:44 PM (fwDg9)

29 I wonder if dogs think they're invisible if they move oh-so-slowly.

Posted by: Paco at April 03, 2024 07:45 PM (njExo)

30 So am I supposed to get a freaking Yak or a freaking bear?

Or a bear with giraffe legs?

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2024 07:45 PM (iziT8)

31 Undawn is dead. Zombie videogame starring Will Smith crashes and burns. Development cost were $140,000,000 brings in only $287,000 during its launch.
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I'll take, "How Woke Was It?" for $500, Alex.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 03, 2024 07:45 PM (ZhDYk)

32 Kitteh videos are teh kewt!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2024 07:45 PM (RIvkX)

33 27 Bear intestines, when cleansed and properly scraped, are worn by the females of Kamtschatka, as masks to preserve their faces from the effects of the sun, the rays of which, being reflected from the snow, are found to blacken the skin; but by this means they are enabled to preserve a fair complexion.
Posted by: The Bear Facts at April 03, 2024 07:44 PM (vFG9F

It's very weird that you know this fact. Even more so that you chose to share it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 07:46 PM (RUMEY)

34 I've forgotten the organ but bear liver or kidneys or whatever are poisonous.

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 03, 2024 07:46 PM (5OvHh)

35 AlaBAMA, you haven't met Jeremiah Johnson's great grand son?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2024 07:47 PM (ID6pY)

36 Time to crank up the hysteria.

"A bird flu pandemic could be '100 times worse than Covid' and kill up to half of everyone it infects, experts have warned - as the White House says it is 'monitoring' the situation. "

Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 07:48 PM (vFG9F)

37 I wonder if dogs think they're invisible if they move oh-so-slowly.
Posted by: Paco at April 03, 2024 07:45 PM (njExo)
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Cats can move like the weeping angels from Dr. Who. They appear and disappear at will, standing still, just looking at you.

It's best not to meet their gaze, as what contains the image of a cat *becomes* a cat...The eyes are not the windows to the soul, they are the door. Beware what may enter there...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2024 07:48 PM (BpYfr)

38 34 I've forgotten the organ but bear liver or kidneys or whatever are poisonous.

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 03, 2024 07:46 PM (5OvHh

Liver. Mucho Vitamin A.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 07:48 PM (RUMEY)

39 Ok, the guy with the iguana haircut and the funny shoes - does he get a "special day"?

Posted by: Paco at April 03, 2024 07:49 PM (njExo)

40 35 AlaBAMA, you haven't met Jeremiah Johnson's great grand son?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2024 07:47 PM (ID6pY

Oh, is that from a movie? I don't think I've ever watched JJ.

That was Redford, no?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 07:50 PM (RUMEY)

41 "A bird flu pandemic could be '100 times worse than Covid' and kill up to half of everyone it infects, experts have warned - as the White House says it is 'monitoring' the situation. "
Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 07:48 PM (vFG9F)
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The only thing the White House is monitoring is whether or not they can use "panic pr0n" again to steal an election.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2024 07:50 PM (BpYfr)

42 Rocking it to Herbie Hancock:

https://tinyurl.com/y6naa4ty

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 03, 2024 07:50 PM (3e3hy)

43 37. Cats can move like the weeping angels from Dr. Who. They appear and disappear at will, standing still, just looking at you. - "Perfessor" Squirrell

Oh, that's an absolute fact! I've seen it happen. Sometimes I wonder if cats are a glitch in the matrix.

Posted by: Paco at April 03, 2024 07:51 PM (njExo)

44 41 "A bird flu pandemic could be '100 times worse than Covid' and kill up to half of everyone it infects, experts have warned - as the White House says it is 'monitoring' the situation. "
Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 07:48 PM (vFG9F)
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The only thing the White House is monitoring is whether or not they can use "panic pr0n" again to steal an election.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2024 07:50 PM (BpYfr)

Eh. The rapture starts April 8th anyway.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 07:51 PM (RUMEY)

45 15 Guy just misses being cole slawed by a runaway 4' circular saw blade.

https://tinyurl.com/ye6nx3v2

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 03, 2024 07:36 PM (FVME7)
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More like a close shave!

Posted by: Ciampino - good thing it wasn't a double bladed razor at April 03, 2024 07:52 PM (qfLjt)

46 AlaBAMA, yes it was.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2024 07:52 PM (ID6pY)

47 Time to crank up the hysteria.

TPTB saw that we got a little to cocky during the Coof.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 03, 2024 07:52 PM (V8he0)

48 I see Diogenes has corrected Bif about the otter conundrum.

I will call off the flickers, but not the pilleated peckers for now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2024 07:52 PM (24hgG)

49 too

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 03, 2024 07:53 PM (V8he0)

50 ...and g'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 03, 2024 07:53 PM (V8he0)

51 The rapture starts April 8th anyway.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

What? I was going to make espresso!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2024 07:53 PM (24hgG)

52 The kid with the dragonlizard hair is honestly what I thought would be our neon cyber Bladerunner future would be, not people wearing pajamas and face masks.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 03, 2024 07:54 PM (3e3hy)

53 Liver. Mucho Vitamin A.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Thanks.

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 03, 2024 07:54 PM (5OvHh)

54 That female pro wrestler looks like she might be fun.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 03, 2024 07:54 PM (ewqMN)

55 27 Bear intestines, when cleansed and properly scraped, are worn by the females of Kamtschatka, as masks to preserve their faces from the effects of the sun, the rays of which, being reflected from the snow, are found to blacken the skin; but by this means they are enabled to preserve a fair complexion.
Posted by: The Bear Facts at April 03, 2024 07:44 PM (vFG9F

Thanks Cliff !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 03, 2024 07:55 PM (NtVYv)

56 What? I was going to make espresso!
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And we're going to need it!

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 03, 2024 07:56 PM (5OvHh)

57 >>>52 The kid with the dragonlizard hair is honestly what I thought would be our neon cyber Bladerunner future would be, not people wearing pajamas and face masks.

lol. We are living in the future, and future is gay.

Posted by: ace at April 03, 2024 07:56 PM (KRtlO)

58 Bear gallbladders are prized in Easter medicine. There is a problematic black market in California. We have lot's of bears, believe it or not.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 03, 2024 07:56 PM (NtVYv)

59 51 The rapture starts April 8th anyway.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

What? I was going to make espresso!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2024 07:53 PM (24hgG)

I know. I know. The timing.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 07:56 PM (RUMEY)

60 Madison always shows up when I play a video on my phone. She meows at me until i mute the sound.

Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2024 07:57 PM (NxC5+)

61 "Rocking it to Herbie Hancock:

https://tinyurl.com/y6naa4ty
Posted by: All Hail Eris "

Last time I had a dream like that I had to give up Ouzo.

Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 07:57 PM (vFG9F)

62 36 Time to crank up the hysteria.

"A bird flu pandemic could be '100 times worse than Covid' and kill up to half of everyone it infects, experts have warned - as the White House says it is 'monitoring' the situation. "
Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 07:48 PM (vFG9F)
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Well, as long as they're following the advice of experts, we must obey.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 07:57 PM (1bNHn)

63 Polar bear walrus and bearded seal liver

Posted by: Jamaica at April 03, 2024 07:57 PM (IG7T0)

64 30 So am I supposed to get a freaking Yak or a freaking bear?

Or a bear with giraffe legs?
Posted by: eleven

How about a BeargiraffeYak?

Posted by: Dr. Moreau at April 03, 2024 07:57 PM (xA5g+)

65 38 34 I've forgotten the organ but bear liver or kidneys or whatever are poisonous.

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 03, 2024 07:46 PM (5OvHh

Liver. Mucho Vitamin A.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 07:48 PM (RUMEY)
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Isn't that applicable only to polar bears?

Posted by: Ciampino - forget the hat, makes a great furcoat at April 03, 2024 07:58 PM (qfLjt)

66 58 Bear gallbladders are prized in Easter medicine. There is a problematic black market in California. We have lot's of bears, believe it or not.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 03, 2024 07:56 PM (NtVYv)
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Surely the bears could help solve the migrant problem.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 07:58 PM (1bNHn)

67 Nearly every part of the bear is of use. Its flesh is a savoury and excellent food,
_____

Bear and dog are related, right?

Posted by: Barry Soetero, dog affecianado at April 03, 2024 07:58 PM (fs1hN)

68

What's that cow got that I ain't got?
Courage!

Posted by: Cowardly lion at April 03, 2024 07:58 PM (63Dwl)

69 That is the most awesome hair cut ever by far.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2024 07:59 PM (MNhXM)

70 36 Time to crank up the hysteria.

"A bird flu pandemic could be '100 times worse than Covid' and kill up to half of everyone it infects, experts have warned - as the White House says it is 'monitoring' the situation. "
Posted by: fd

Well, it's a Presidential election year. Time to crank up the hysteria! For The Greater Good!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 07:59 PM (xA5g+)

71 Everything is bigger in Texas.

Posted by: Tuna at April 03, 2024 07:59 PM (oaGWv)

72 65 38 34 I've forgotten the organ but bear liver or kidneys or whatever are poisonous.

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 03, 2024 07:46 PM (5OvHh

Liver. Mucho Vitamin A.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 07:48 PM (RUMEY)
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Isn't that applicable only to polar bears?

Posted by: Ciampino - forget the hat, makes a great furcoat at April 03, 2024 07:58 PM (qfLjt)

I barely know that one fact. Can't help you further.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 08:00 PM (RUMEY)

73 Pro wrestling is like redneck ballet.

Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2024 08:00 PM (iziT8)

74 Time to crank up the hysteria.
TPTB saw that we got a little to cocky during the Coof.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Are you f-f-f-foolin'?

Posted by: SFGoth at April 03, 2024 08:01 PM (KAi1n)

75 40 35 AlaBAMA, you haven't met Jeremiah Johnson's great grand son?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2024 07:47 PM (ID6pY

Oh, is that from a movie? I don't think I've ever watched JJ.

That was Redford, no?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

It's a great film and I'm not a Redford fan.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 08:01 PM (xA5g+)

76 What's that cow got that I ain't got?
Courage!
Posted by: Cowardly lion at April 03, 2024 07:58 PM (63Dwl)

And udders. And a cud. And a totally dissimilar hoof structure.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at April 03, 2024 08:01 PM (PiwSw)

77 That female pro wrestler looks like she might be fun.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 03, 2024 07:54 PM (ewqMN)
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Yes...Yes she does.

Also, you can clearly see her male "opponent" prepare to assist her with her move.

They need to practice a bit more....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2024 08:02 PM (BpYfr)

78 And still no llamas!

Posted by: Carl Wheezer of Llama fame at April 03, 2024 08:02 PM (qfLjt)

79 Speaking of Redford, did yall ever see him in that sailing movie? All is Lost.

Zero dialog or close to it . And it's still an amazing movie.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 08:03 PM (RUMEY)

80 Juan Vicente Perez Mora, the world's oldest man, has died at the age of 114, according to Guinness World Records.

The news was first shared by Freddy Bernal, governor of Tachira, Venezuela, where Mora lived.

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 03, 2024 08:03 PM (5OvHh)

81 >Paradise.

Titanic Music Rule

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2024 08:03 PM (oCjPU)

82 - Another source on the hamas leader's speech concerning the 10/7 attack. Explanation for what the reason was behind the name given the operation.
Plus a lot more about what's going on in the area from a group of American Christians that has quite a presence there. Their focus is, of course, sharing the Gospel with Israeli Jews. But they also follow the geopolitics very closely.
24 min

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xZjpX43f7Tc

Posted by: TeeJ at April 03, 2024 08:03 PM (dWUm0)

83 Pro wrestling is like redneck ballet.
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2024 08:00 PM (iziT

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Modern day morality plays.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2024 08:04 PM (BpYfr)

84 "Bears at 1/20th of their size would make wonderful pets.
Posted by: Dr. Claw"

Are you sure?

The Glutton (Ursus gulo) is a small animal of the bear tribe, which has the back, muzzle, and feet of dark brown color; the sides dusky, and the tail of the same colour as the body.

It is said to be the habit of the gluttons to climb into trees, and to drop from the branches upon the backs of deer and other animals which happen to pass beneath, and on which they can prey.

Posted by: The Bear Facts at April 03, 2024 08:05 PM (vFG9F)

85 Is it possible to housebreak a panda? I'll build him his own panda door to do his business outdoors but are those goofy bastards savvy enough in hygienics?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 03, 2024 08:05 PM (fY84s)

86 That is the most awesome hair cut ever by far.

And how!

Posted by: Zombie Larry Fine at April 03, 2024 08:05 PM (V8he0)

87 I had liver ‘n onions today. No fava bean or chianti.

Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2024 08:05 PM (NxC5+)

88 Fact : Bears eat beets . Bears beat Battlestar Galactica

Posted by: Dwight Schrute sock at April 03, 2024 08:05 PM (MNhXM)

89 85 Is it possible to housebreak a panda? I'll build him his own panda door to do his business outdoors but are those goofy bastards savvy enough in hygienics?
Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 03, 2024 08:05 PM (fY84s)

How much bamboo do you have?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 08:06 PM (RUMEY)

90 80 Juan Vicente Perez Mora, the world's oldest man, has died at the age of 114, according to Guinness World Records.

The news was first shared by Freddy Bernal, governor of Tachira, Venezuela, where Mora lived.
Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 03, 2024 08:03 PM (5OvHh)

There are 6.5 million people over 112 collecting SS checks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 03, 2024 08:07 PM (ENQN6)

91 Wesley, you should know that steers don't have udders.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2024 08:08 PM (NMC9G)

92 Are you sure?

The Glutton (Ursus gulo) is a small animal of the bear tribe, which has the back, muzzle, and feet of dark brown color; the sides dusky, and the tail of the same colour as the body.

It is said to be the habit of the gluttons to climb into trees, and to drop from the branches upon the backs of deer and other animals which happen to pass beneath, and on which they can prey.
Posted by: The Bear Facts at April 03, 2024 08:05 PM (vFG9F)

Yeah, but they are also a weasel

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 03, 2024 08:08 PM (NtVYv)

93 Looks like Maine is gonna get two feet of snow.

Hope Steven King freezes his nuts off.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 08:09 PM (RUMEY)

94 > That female pro wrestler looks like she might be fun.

totally not fake

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2024 08:10 PM (oCjPU)

95 "Yeah, but they are also a weasel
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway"

That makes them an especially dangerous kind of bear.

Posted by: The Bear Facts at April 03, 2024 08:11 PM (vFG9F)

96 Yeah, but they are also a weasel
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 03, 2024 08:08 PM (NtVY
And a sloth, but they always show up too late except gnaw bones.

Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2024 08:11 PM (NxC5+)

97 Oldest people alive:

Marita Camacho Quirós F March 10, 1911 113 years, 24 days Costa Rican

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 03, 2024 08:11 PM (ENQN6)

98 That was Redford, no?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

It's a great film and I'm not a Redford fan.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 08:01 PM (xA5g

I’m definitely not a Redford fan but he’s in 3 of my 10 most watched movies.

Jeremiah Johnson
The Natural
Brubaker.

I don’t search them out but rather watch them if I ever just come across them. Must be over 20 times for JJ and a dozen times for the other two.

Posted by: Dwight Schrute sock at April 03, 2024 08:12 PM (MNhXM)

99 Another no good em effin POS pol trying to hang on to his phoney baloney job switched to an R in Nebraska.

Posted by: jsg at April 03, 2024 08:13 PM (WjPmK)

100 WTF Butch Cassidy

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 03, 2024 08:13 PM (ENQN6)

101 Get off me Dwight

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2024 08:13 PM (MNhXM)

102 lol. We are living in the future, and future is gay.
Posted by: ace

Right?!?! I wanted space travel and rayguns and light sabers and cool hovercraft.

We get windmills and power outages.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2024 08:14 PM (EmS+m)

103 Yeah, but they are also a weasel
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 03, 2024 08:08 PM (NtVYv)

It's a marten !

*punch*

Posted by: Old story at April 03, 2024 08:14 PM (WjPmK)

104 How much bamboo do you have?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 08:06 PM (RUMEY)

The Memphis Zoo had to put in a bamboo farm to feed the pandas.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 03, 2024 08:14 PM (ENQN6)

105 Pro wrestling is like redneck ballet.
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2024 08:00 PM (iziT

Pro rasslers are the greatest athletes on the planet. Agile, immensely strong, can lose quarts of blood and still destroy an opponent; un-fazed by being hit in the back, chest, and head by metal chairs and tables, un-fazed by being thrown from the top turnbuckle onto concrete floors; can be bent into a pretzel by an opponent and keep on going, all while never being bruised because their skin is tougher than elephant hide!

Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2024 08:14 PM (5fDan)

106 Three days of the Condor ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 03, 2024 08:15 PM (NtVYv)

107 Right?!?! I wanted space travel and rayguns and light sabers and cool hovercraft.

We get windmills and power outages.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2024 08:14 PM (EmS+m)

Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

This is known as "bad luck.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 03, 2024 08:15 PM (ENQN6)

108 Redford, Newman, Hoffman and Hackman.

The four horseman of the movies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 08:16 PM (RUMEY)

109 I was never into pro wrestling after I turned 13 but I have to admit the WWF behind the scenes series they show on A&E are really interesting.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2024 08:16 PM (MNhXM)

110 >>>Female pro wrestler has a novel move.

I could take her.

Posted by: Andy Kaufman at April 03, 2024 08:17 PM (klJTj)

111 105 Pro wrestling is like redneck ballet.
Posted by: eleven at April 03, 2024 08:00 PM (iziT

Pro rasslers are the greatest athletes on the planet. Agile, immensely strong, can lose quarts of blood and still destroy an opponent; un-fazed by being hit in the back, chest, and head by metal chairs and tables, un-fazed by being thrown from the top turnbuckle onto concrete floors; can be bent into a pretzel by an opponent and keep on going, all while never being bruised because their skin is tougher than elephant hide!
Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2024 08:14 PM (5fDan
Regardless, as said above, she looks cute as a bug.

Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2024 08:18 PM (NxC5+)

112 >>>Female pro wrestler has a novel move.

..

The scissors?

Posted by: Your words open my scars at April 03, 2024 08:20 PM (r0uDl)

113 110 >>>Female pro wrestler has a novel move.

I could take her.
Posted by: Andy Kaufman at April 03, 2024 08:17 PM (klJTj)

Watch yourself.

Posted by: Richard Belzer at April 03, 2024 08:20 PM (PiwSw)

114 >'This could be 100 times worse than Covid'

Hell- why not a thousand times?
A jillion times?

it'll be so bad you will have to stay in your house til after Election Day

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2024 08:23 PM (oCjPU)

115 Pro rasslers are the greatest athletes on the planet.

I remember reading somewhere (so you know it must be true) a long time ago about a survey that claimed that professional wrestlers were among the most intelligent athletes. Not because wrestling required it but because each one was essentially a one-man (or -woman) business responsible for his own contract negotiations, travel arrangements, financials, etc. I suppose that was before WWE became the Disney of the industry and made everyone just regular employees.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 03, 2024 08:23 PM (/y8xj)

116 106 Three days of the Condor ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 03, 2024 08:15 PM (NtVYv)
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That is a favorite.

Posted by: Ciampino - movie favorite at April 03, 2024 08:25 PM (qfLjt)

117
Female surgeon reveals the one body part on men that gives away how big their penis is - and it's NOT their hands or feet

#27 will shock you!

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2024 08:26 PM (oCjPU)

118 You know what they say, "big nose, big toes".

Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 08:27 PM (vFG9F)

119 Female surgeon reveals the one body part on men that gives away how big their penis is - and it's NOT their hands or feet
------------
I would venture to say it's ...the penis.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 03, 2024 08:28 PM (DeFcY)

120 Finance Guy @GuyTalksFinance Apr 2
Entry level pay for jobs in California:

Teacher - $24/hour

Plumber - $15/hour

Electricians - $12/hour

Truck Driver - $15/hour

Police Officers - $26/hour

Does it make sense the minimum wage for a fast food worker is $20 per hour?

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 03, 2024 08:28 PM (5OvHh)

121 Redford has been in some good movies. Jeremiah Johnson is my favorite. He was in a great episode of The Twilight Zone. I just can't stand the SOB. Never could. (shrugs) I'll admit it's me. He looks very punchable.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 08:28 PM (xA5g+)

122 117
Female surgeon reveals the one body part on men that gives away how big their penis is - and it's NOT their hands or feet

#27 will shock you!
Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2024 08:26 PM (oCjPU)

I am # 27

Posted by: The Penis at April 03, 2024 08:28 PM (WjPmK)

123 116 106 Three days of the Condor ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 03, 2024 08:15 PM (NtVYv)
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That is a favorite.
Posted by: Ciampino

I liked Max Von Sydow's character. He should have shot Redford when he had the chance.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 08:29 PM (xA5g+)

124 Apparently Texas is banning oversize transportation travel on April 8th.

Guessing that means things like box trucks and refers?

They say the traffic is going to be so bad they have to ban transportation deliveries.

Weird.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 08:29 PM (RUMEY)

125 108 Redford, Newman, Hoffman and Hackman.

The four horseman of the movies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 08:16 PM (RUMEY)
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I would put in Richard Burton.

Posted by: Ciampino - The Spy Who Came In From The Cold at April 03, 2024 08:29 PM (qfLjt)

126 Some people aren't worth minimum wage.

Sorry but Not Sorry it's true.

Posted by: jsg at April 03, 2024 08:30 PM (WjPmK)

127 You want a job or do you want a minimum wage?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 08:31 PM (RUMEY)

128 125 108 Redford, Newman, Hoffman and Hackman.

The four horseman of the movies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 08:16 PM (RUMEY)
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I would put in Richard Burton.
Posted by: Ciampino

Dennis Hopper!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 08:31 PM (xA5g+)

129 >The four horseman of the movies.

based on what

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2024 08:32 PM (oCjPU)

130 Minimal skills doesn't get you a 'living wage' .

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2024 08:32 PM (ID6pY)

131 Hopper was always a little Kooky.

Maybe Nicholson. I could see him.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 08:32 PM (RUMEY)

132 I liked Max Von Sydow's character. He should have shot Redford when he had the chance.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 08:29 PM (xA5g+)

Right ?

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at April 03, 2024 08:33 PM (WjPmK)

133 Has anyone recently seen political stuff like from winred shift all from text messages to emails? Like within the past week. I'm getting blasted with them now.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2024 08:34 PM (Y6IkP)

134 123
I liked Max Von Sydow's character. He should have shot Redford when he had the chance.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 08:29 PM (xA5g+)
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Well if they had cast Alec Baldwin .......!

Posted by: Ciampino - Redford is overrated at April 03, 2024 08:35 PM (qfLjt)

135 Bear tastes like crap.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 08:36 PM (W/lyH)

136 135 Bear tastes like crap.

Just sayin'
Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 08:36 PM (W/lyH

You've tasted crap?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 08:37 PM (RUMEY)

137 > Like within the past week. I'm getting blasted with them now.

Posted by: banana Dream

---

the plumbing outfit I use is spamming me
they email me every day- last summer I spent $21K to replace my AC plant- I think they see me as a 'mark' now

they do great work, though- they're just inundating me with offers and 'reminders'

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2024 08:38 PM (oCjPU)

138 Diogenes, you gotta sous vide that shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2024 08:38 PM (ID6pY)

139 @121

>>Redford has been in some good movies.

Barefoot In The Park was really good and Jane Fonda pre-Vietnam beclowning was smoking hot.

Sneakers wasn't bad either.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 03, 2024 08:39 PM (XV/Pl)

140 Sneakers was a fun movie

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2024 08:40 PM (ID6pY)

141 I will call off the flickers, but not the pilleated peckers for now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2024 07:52 PM (24hgG)

Ha!
Had a new roof put on this week. The pilleated peckers are profoundly pissed.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 08:40 PM (W/lyH)

142 138 Diogenes, you gotta sous vide that shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2024 08:38 PM (ID6pY)
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But then it turns to crap!

Posted by: Ciampino - As the man said at April 03, 2024 08:40 PM (qfLjt)

143 Bear tastes like crap.

Just sayin'
Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 08:36 PM (W/lyH

You've tasted crap?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 08:37 PM (RUMEY)
***

Do C Rations count?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 08:41 PM (W/lyH)

144 Ha!
Had a new roof put on this week. The pilleated peckers are profoundly pissed.
Posted by: Diogenes

Nice alliteration! Sister Lourdes would be proud.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2024 08:41 PM (NLjWT)

145 Do C Rations count?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 08:41 PM (W/lyH)

*checks rulebook*

Yes

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 08:42 PM (RUMEY)

146 140 Sneakers was a fun movie

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2024 08:40 PM (ID6pY)
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Except for the villain - seen that plot too many times.

Posted by: Ciampino - Once the plot becomes personal, show goes to crap at April 03, 2024 08:43 PM (qfLjt)

147 The Iguana haircut is wild, but I scrolled down and saw the horse haircut... mind blown.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 03, 2024 08:43 PM (NpAcC)

148 Colorado legislature, focused like a "laser" on the big issues:

A bill recently introduced in Colorado aims to make dating apps such as Hinge and Bumble safer for users. The first section of Senate Bill 24-011 would force all dating services with any users in Colorado to submit an annual report to Colorado’s attorney general about misconduct reports.

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2024 08:45 PM (oCjPU)

149 Sneakers was a good flick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 03, 2024 08:47 PM (R4t5M)

150 Zoom in on the nostrils. It's Cocaine Bear! Grr.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at April 03, 2024 08:47 PM (MvF+J)

151 Sigh. I remember the days when a question mark terminated an interrogative sentence.

Posted by: Zombie Larry Fine at April 03, 2024 08:47 PM (V8he0)

152 Why is Three Days of the Condor celebrated for two hours of rape?

The CIA has been raping Americans since the 70s.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 03, 2024 08:49 PM (fY84s)

153 80 Juan Vicente Perez Mora, the world's oldest man, has died at the age of 114.
Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 03, 2024 08:03 PM (5OvHh)

So you're saying he's not the world's oldest man anymore?

Posted by: Half Dozen at April 03, 2024 08:49 PM (eHovo)

154 Minimal skills doesn't get you a 'living wage' .
Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2024 08:32 PM (ID6pY)

Pffffttttt.......

Posted by: PA Turnpike worker at April 03, 2024 08:49 PM (R4t5M)

155 148 Colorado legislature, focused like a "laser" on the big issues:

A bill recently introduced in Colorado aims to make dating apps such as Hinge and Bumble safer for users. The first section of Senate Bill 24-011 would force all dating services with any users in Colorado to submit an annual report to Colorado’s attorney general about misconduct reports.

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2024 08:45 PM (oCjPU)
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And if they didn't?
It's similar to demanding that an ISP who has a few users in CO, give the AG a list of all their clients.
I want to see that tried for Facebook and similar.

Posted by: Ciampino - Isn't this against Commerce Clause? at April 03, 2024 08:50 PM (qfLjt)

156 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2024 08:51 PM (T4tVD)

157 Female pro wrestler has a novel move.

Truly a spinner.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2024 08:52 PM (ZeDNp)

158
Pffffttttt.......
Posted by: PA Turnpike worker

_______

Have they gotten rid of the toll booths and gone to EZ Tag billing?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2024 08:52 PM (MoZTd)

159 Meh. Too lazy to scroll back through all that. Did anybody mention The Great Waldo Pepper? I liked Redford in that; great performances all the way around, in fact.

Too bad that, politically, he's such an a$$hole. But, to be fair, credit where credit is due.

Posted by: Paco at April 03, 2024 08:53 PM (njExo)

160 Just saw that Dem rep Raul Grijalva has cancer. Wishing cancer a full recovery.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 03, 2024 08:53 PM (dZVON)

161
Redford has been in some good movies.

__________

But has he been good in them? A plank of wood has a greater emotional range.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2024 08:53 PM (MoZTd)

162 Why is Three Days of the Condor celebrated for two hours of rape?

What I find interesting is in the final scene, Redford threatens Cliff Robertson with telling the story to the New York Times to save America.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2024 08:55 PM (ZeDNp)

163 Spy Game with Redford.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2024 08:55 PM (ID6pY)

164 I guess the bear beat Carl Spackler to the pond.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 03, 2024 08:55 PM (VNX3d)

165 I guess the bear beat Carl Spackler to the pond.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Big hitter the Ursus.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2024 08:57 PM (ZeDNp)

166 Jean-Paul Vignon dies aged 89 after battle with liver cancer

https://mol.im/a/13266743

Posted by: Ciampino - another bites the dust at April 03, 2024 08:57 PM (qfLjt)

167 OK, someone on this blog suggested this as a possible new nic for me, playing off my current one:

“Bulgingoctopus”

What do you all think?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2024 08:57 PM (9yWhg)

168
Local News

3 people injured in Denver shooting while attending vigil for person killed in shooting 3 days prior

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2024 08:57 PM (oCjPU)

169 Do C Rations count?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 08:41 PM (W/lyH)

*checks rulebook*

Yes
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 08:42 PM (RUMEY)
***

Whew!
Some.of those MREs werent so hot either.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 08:58 PM (W/lyH)

170 "What do you all think?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus "

Fast and bulbous!

Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 08:58 PM (vFG9F)

171 >>>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Posted by: Tonypete

>Faye Dunaway had it coming. If she hadn't dressed like a prostitute the CIA would have left her alone.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 03, 2024 08:59 PM (fY84s)

172 Have they gotten rid of the toll booths and gone to EZ Tag billing?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2024 08:52 PM (MoZTd)

They have. I avoid it like the plague.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 03, 2024 09:00 PM (R4t5M)

173
“Bulgingoctopus”

What do you all think?

How about Boogeroptimist?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 03, 2024 09:03 PM (roH4R)

174 "What do you all think?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus "

I just looked Bulgaroctonus.
Wicked!!!
Keep it!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 09:03 PM (W/lyH)

175 31 Undawn is dead. Zombie videogame starring Will Smith crashes and burns. Development cost were $140,000,000 brings in only $287,000 during its launch.
---
I'll take, "How Woke Was It?" for $500, Alex.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 03, 2024 07:45 PM (ZhDYk)

Based upon the Steam reviews, it appears to be an extremely shitty free-to-play/pay-to-win mobile port with some bonus malware included. I'd not heard of it until this thread despite it being released back in June.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 03, 2024 09:04 PM (DTX3h)

176 162 Why is Three Days of the Condor celebrated for two hours of rape?

What I find interesting is in the final scene, Redford threatens Cliff Robertson with telling the story to the New York Times to save America.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2024 08:55 PM (ZeDNp)
----
When I first saw it I was innocent.
Now? HaHa
I have trouble reading thrillers where the FBI is good and their crime lab is top notch.

Posted by: Ciampino - NYT, NBC, FBI, CIA - piles of turds at April 03, 2024 09:05 PM (qfLjt)

177 Eh. The rapture starts April 8th anyway.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 07:51 PM (RUMEY)

Dogs will start walking upright and talking like men on that day.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 09:06 PM (8sMut)

178 I watch 'Criminal Minds ' as a comedy series now.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 03, 2024 09:08 PM (ID6pY)

179
Dogs will start walking upright and talking like men on that day.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 09:06 PM (8sMut)

________

Cats will acquire opposable thumbs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2024 09:09 PM (MoZTd)

180 The first section of Senate Bill 24-011 would force all dating services with any users in Colorado to submit an annual report to Colorado’s attorney general about misconduct reports.

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2024 08:45 PM (oCjPU)
----
And if they didn't?
It's similar to demanding that an ISP who has a few users in CO, give the AG a list of all their clients.
I want to see that tried for Facebook and similar.
Posted by: Ciampino - Isn't this against Commerce Clause? at April 03, 2024 08:50 PM (qfLjt)

It would be funny if they discontinued the apps in CO and submitted a report to the CO AG with two words: "Fuck You."

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 09:09 PM (8sMut)

181 174 You’re right, Diogenes. I shall keep it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2024 09:09 PM (9yWhg)

182 Cats will acquire opposable thumbs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2024 09:09 PM (MoZTd)
---
My cat Hexie is almost there. She's a polydactyl cat, so she has extra toes on her front feet that resemble opposable thumbs. (As a side note, she's a rare polydactyl that has extra toes on ALL her paws, though the back paws look normal by comparison to her front paws.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2024 09:11 PM (BpYfr)

183 179
Dogs will start walking upright and talking like men on that day.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 09:06 PM (8sMut)
________
Cats will acquire opposable thumbs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2024 09:09 PM (MoZTd)

Hamsters will de-invent the wheel.

Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2024 09:11 PM (SYTee)

184 179
Dogs will start walking upright and talking like men on that day.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 09:06 PM (8sMut)

________

Cats will acquire opposable thumbs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2024 09:09 PM (MoZTd)
----
Shit I'm screwed.

Posted by: Ciampino - rescue kittens no more? at April 03, 2024 09:11 PM (qfLjt)

185 Have they gotten rid of the toll booths and gone to EZ Tag billing? (PA Turnpike)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

They have. I avoid it like the plague.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I'll take I80 - miles out of my way - to avoid it and the outrageous tolls.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2024 09:12 PM (ZeDNp)

186 Colorado state house is a lost cause
commies socialists & carpetbaggers, and a few nominal Republicans

Governor takes it up the wazoo

the only thing to recommend Colorado is the scenery, at this point

Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2024 09:13 PM (oCjPU)

187 120 Finance Guy @GuyTalksFinance Apr 2
Entry level pay for jobs in California:

Teacher - $24/hour

Plumber - $15/hour

Electricians - $12/hour

Truck Driver - $15/hour

Police Officers - $26/hour

Does it make sense the minimum wage for a fast food worker is $20 per hour?
Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 03, 2024 08:28 PM (5OvHh)

Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 09:13 PM (8sMut)

188 CURRENTLY THE MILK BAR IS OPEN

Ciampino's Rescue Kitties

Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all

There's another more extensive photo update #244 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
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Posted by: Ciampino - rescue kittens no more at April 03, 2024 09:14 PM (qfLjt)

189 So you're saying he's not the world's oldest man anymore?
Posted by: Half Dozen at April 03, 2024 08:49 PM (eHovo)

Everyone was at one point the youngest person in the world.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at April 03, 2024 09:14 PM (aD39U)

190 124 Apparently Texas is banning oversize transportation travel on April 8th.

Guessing that means things like box trucks and refers?

They say the traffic is going to be so bad they have to ban transportation deliveries.

Weird.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 08:29 PM (RUMEY)

WY banned transportation such as that on roads there on August 21, 2017.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 09:14 PM (8sMut)

191 There's room in the Network Lineups for just one more FBI series.

"The GLOWIES".

I don't know who would be chosen to play Earnest Twee, the Lead Agent, but they'd have to really be able to rock the Khakis, the Blue Polo, the High n' Tight, and the Aviators. Especially, the Aviators.

The Plot? We don' need no steeeking PLOT!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 03, 2024 09:15 PM (e6UQI)

192 There's room in the Network Lineups for just one more FBI series.

"The GLOWIES".

Ripped from the headlines..

Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at April 03, 2024 09:16 PM (aD39U)

193 189 So you're saying he's not the world's oldest man anymore?
Posted by: Half Dozen at April 03, 2024 08:49 PM (eHovo)

Everyone was at one point the youngest person in the world.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) muses at April 03, 2024 09:14 PM (aD39U)

----------------------------

I'm working towards being the oldest man alive. It was slow going early on, but I've made considerable progress over the years.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 03, 2024 09:16 PM (F4bAW)

194 Apparently Texas is banning oversize transportation travel on April 8th.

Guessing that means things like box trucks and refers?

They say the traffic is going to be so bad they have to ban transportation deliveries.

Weird.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

WY banned transportation such as that on roads there on August 21, 2017.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

They are all on I40 between Memphis and Knoxville.

I wondered what happened.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2024 09:17 PM (ZeDNp)

195 >“Bulgingoctopus”

What do you all think?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2024 08:57 PM (9yWhg)

Is that a bulgingoctopus or are you just happy see me?

Posted by: Mae West at April 03, 2024 09:18 PM (GTqXr)

196 the only thing to recommend Colorado is the scenery, at this point
Posted by: Don Black at April 03, 2024 09:13 PM (oCjPU)

I present the State Song of CO:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-zmtmgswHw

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 09:18 PM (8sMut)

197 A bill recently introduced in Colorado aims to make dating apps such as Hinge and Bumble safer for users. The first section of Senate Bill 24-011 would force all dating services with any users in Colorado to submit an annual report to Colorado’s attorney general about misconduct reports.
Posted by: Don Black

"Misconduct?" On a dating website?

Like telling the tranny who's messaging you that you're not interested in his dick?

Posted by: mikeski at April 03, 2024 09:18 PM (DgGvY)

198 191
You forgot the tiki torches.

Posted by: Ciampino - free bitch included at April 03, 2024 09:21 PM (qfLjt)

199 >Like telling the tranny who's messaging you that you're not interested in his dick?

Posted by: mikeski at April 03, 2024 09:18 PM (DgGvY)

It's a 'shenis', bigot!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at April 03, 2024 09:21 PM (GTqXr)

200 182 Cats will acquire opposable thumbs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 03, 2024 09:09 PM (MoZTd)
---
My cat Hexie is almost there. She's a polydactyl cat, so she has extra toes on her front feet that resemble opposable thumbs. (As a side note, she's a rare polydactyl that has extra toes on ALL her paws, though the back paws look normal by comparison to her front paws.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2024 09:11 PM
We had a black tomcat like that show up at Casa Eromero. He had a silver gray undercoat of fur under the black out coat. We named him Moreo and had had him neutered before he came onboard as a member of the family unit, and about 3 months later he disappeared.

Posted by: Eromero at April 03, 2024 09:21 PM (NxC5+)

201 I saw the bulgingoctopuses open for the humpbacks at the fishbowl back in ought3.

The performance was a bit dry, IMHO

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 03, 2024 09:21 PM (89Sog)

202 Dating Apps.

Some hacker nerd with a laptop thinking, "Laugh at ME, will you?"

Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2024 09:21 PM (SYTee)

203 “Bulgingoctopus”
What do you all think?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

That's hot.

Posted by: K. Eichenwald at April 03, 2024 09:22 PM (DgGvY)

204 Does anyone else have the problem of getting no audio from some of these Buitengeiden vids?

Posted by: PJ at April 03, 2024 09:23 PM (G1dq6)

205 Timeshare presentation done. We bought nothing.

Next: luau. With open bar.

Posted by: TJM's phone at April 03, 2024 09:25 PM (pHSrn)

206 196
Failed submissions for Colorado State Motto

Too wimpy to cross the mountains so we stopped here

Official home of the winter ski bunny

Posted by: Ciampino - CO CO CO stuttering carbon monoxide at April 03, 2024 09:27 PM (qfLjt)

207 124 Apparently Texas is banning oversize transportation travel on April 8th.

Guessing that means things like box trucks and refers?

They say the traffic is going to be so bad they have to ban transportation deliveries.

Weird.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 03, 2024 08:29 PM (RUMEY)

Forecast is clouds and rain across Central and East Texas on the 8th. Crap. Oh well, some you win, some you lose. Keeping my fingers crossed!

Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2024 09:29 PM (5fDan)

208 "A bird flu pandemic could be '100 times worse than Covid' and kill up to half of everyone it infects, experts have warned - as the White House says it is 'monitoring' the situation. "
Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 07:48 PM (vFG9F)

The chances that this bird flu was weaponized in Minnesota, and has only become noticeable because the FDA only recently allowed the antigen test kits back on the market because it had been released prior to the COVID panic is . . . Non-zero

Posted by: Kindltot at April 03, 2024 09:30 PM (D7oie)

209 The wrestler looks like Rebecca of Donnybrook Farm from The Beverly Hillbillies.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0522662

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2024 09:30 PM (63Dwl)

210 The local YMCA is closing at 1pm for the eclipse.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2024 09:31 PM (63Dwl)

211 I'm working towards being the oldest man alive. It was slow going early on, but I've made considerable progress over the years.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

So far so good... of course you have to take it one day at a time...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2024 09:40 PM (HxyBZ)

212 I'm working towards being the oldest man alive. It was slow going early on, but I've made considerable progress over the years.
Posted by: No One of Consequence

So far so good... of course you have to take it one day at a time...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2024 09:40 PM (HxyBZ)
***

Stay focused. There are no do-overs.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 09:44 PM (W/lyH)

213 Evening.

Bears know what the good life is.

Hypothesis: If humans hadn't evolved than bears would have become the dominant and intelligent life on this planet.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2024 09:44 PM (gJ70H)

214 "Bears at 1/20th of their size would make wonderful pets.Bears at 1/20th of their size would make wonderful pets."

Bears a 1/20th their size would be raccoons.

They are not wonderful pets.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 03, 2024 09:46 PM (YDkn3)

215 I'm working towards being the oldest man alive. It was slow going early on, but I've made considerable progress over the years.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 03, 2024 09:16 PM (F4bAW)

It'll be a long time before you catch up to Vic.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2024 09:46 PM (gJ70H)

216 Hypothesis: If humans hadn't evolved than bears would have become the dominant and intelligent life on this planet.
Posted by: Robert

My wife insists that men are bears with furniture. Other than that - same same.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2024 09:46 PM (ZeDNp)

217 185 Have they gotten rid of the toll booths and gone to EZ Tag billing? (PA Turnpike)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

They have. I avoid it like the plague.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I'll take I80 - miles out of my way - to avoid it and the outrageous tolls.
Posted by: Tonypete

Haven't taken the PA Turnpike in years. When driving back to the former homestead, (From Breezewood) I take Rt30-I99-Rt22-Rt422. The drive time is about the same.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 09:47 PM (ErLti)

218 Hypothesis: If humans hadn't evolved than bears would have become the dominant and intelligent life on this planet.
Posted by: Robert
----
No no, some minority would have taken over.

Posted by: Ciampino - CO CO CO CO stuttering carbon monoxide at April 03, 2024 09:50 PM (qfLjt)

219 214
'Bears a 1/20th their size would be raccoons.'

Cuddly, playful raccoons.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 03, 2024 09:50 PM (roH4R)

220 Some more failed State mottoes

North Dakota -- The Other South Dakota
South Dakota -- At Least It's Closer
Saskatchewan -- Like North Dakota But Flatter

Posted by: Ciampino - All 50 States available at April 03, 2024 09:59 PM (qfLjt)

221 219 214
'Bears a 1/20th their size would be raccoons.'

Cuddly, playful raccoons.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 03, 2024 09:50 PM (roH4R)

Who will need to eat more salmon and grubs per day than anyone but Elon could afford. Then they'll hibernate for 6 months in your dryer.

Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2024 10:00 PM (5fDan)

222 I thought in the non-weed whacker owing and Crocs-wearing population segment smallish bears were called otters?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 03, 2024 10:00 PM (a3Q+t)

223 A weed whacker is called a whipper snapper in Australia .

Posted by: Take the cannolis at April 03, 2024 10:02 PM (8sNng)

224 Evening, Cafe-goers. Just finished re-working a trunk hinge with two wicked-strong coil springs on it. Finished with no loss of blood, but some bad words uttered. Have not installed it yet to see if it works any better, but hope springs eternal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 10:03 PM (tkR6S)

225 No no, some minority would have taken over.

Posted by: Ciampino - CO CO CO CO stuttering carbon monoxide at April 03, 2024 09:50 PM (qfLjt)

Hello?

Posted by: Otters at April 03, 2024 10:04 PM (8sNng)

226 Saskatchewan -- Like North Dakota But Flatter
Posted by: Ciampino - All 50 States available at April 03, 2024 09:59 PM (qfLjt)

But we have uranium, and potash, and he-e-e-e-elium! (voice goes ultrasonic)

Posted by: Saskatchewan at April 03, 2024 10:06 PM (tkR6S)

227 Texas Motto edit

Everything in Texas is Bigger Just Ask the Lady Surgeon.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2024 10:07 PM (AIm4E)

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