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WSJ Poll: Trump Leads Biden in 6 of 7 Swing States.
Actually, He Leads in the Last One, Too, in a Five-Way Race.

The N'SCOMAF -- the Non- Stuttering Clusterf*ck of a Miserable Failure -- is failing.



Former President Donald Trump is leading President Joe Biden in six key swing states, according to a recent Wall Street Journal poll. The survey suggests that Trump's lead is based on dissatisfaction with the economy and questions over Biden's age.

Trump leads in Michigan, Pennsylvania, Georgia, Nevada, and Arizona, while Biden leads in Wisconsin.

Third party and independent candidates could play a crucial role, with around 15% of the vote going to this group across all states.

On key issues, Trump holds an advantage on the economy, the border, and inflation, while Biden leads on abortion rights.

Diving Deeper:

The survey indicates that to win reelection, Biden will need to retain the "blue wall" of states -- Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania -- he flipped in 2020. However, Trump holds a 2-point lead in Michigan and a 3-point lead in Pennsylvania, with a significant portion of voters still undecided. Biden also carried Georgia, Nevada, and Arizona in the last election, all of which now show stronger Trump support.

In Wisconsin, it's a tie when polled as a two-man race, which the actual race will not be. When respondents are asked about their choices in a five-way race, Trump pulls ahead by 3.M.

Jill Biden (DOCTOR) was asked why her feebleminded husband/turnip is behind in the battleground states, and she snapped "No he's not."

CBS host Tony Dokoupil began asking the first lady about the polling results before she cut him off to say "no, he's not losing."

"No, he's not losing in all the battleground states. He's coming up," she said before the host could finish asking the question.


"He's even or doing better," Jill added. "You know what, once people start to focus in, and they see their two choices, it's obvious that Joe will win this election."

The first lady was also asked if she was at all worried about President Biden's re-election efforts, responding "no, no, no. I feel that Joe will be re-elected."

Is she just lying as usual?

Well, maybe. All she does is lie and eat breakfast tacos.

But last week, a Bloomberg/Morning Consult poll showing Biden gaining a little ground in the same swing states.

Except Georgia, where Trump extended his lead up to +7.

President Joe Biden has gained ground against Republican Donald Trump in six of seven key swing states, and significantly so in at least two of them. The results make for the Democrat's strongest position yet in a monthly Bloomberg News/Morning Consult poll.

...

The shift was significant in Wisconsin, where Biden leads Trump by one point after trailing him by four points in February, and in Pennsylvania, where the candidates are tied after Trump held a six-point lead last month. They are also tied in Michigan.

morningconsult.jpg

A lot of these gains are of just of a couple of points, though there are a couple of +4 gains.

I notice that the liberal propaganda outlet Bloomberg and the Democrat run Morning Consult poll choose to ask about a hypothetical two-way race -- which is better for Biden, as most of the third-party candidates draw more from Biden than Trump.


Chris Queen writes that Biden committed political sin after political sin all of Holy Week.

Let's start by looking at Thursday when the Biden campaign took to Rockefeller Center for a tony fundraising event that featured Barack Obama and Bill Clinton and included Stephen Colbert as host. (Side note: I don't know who is more insufferable, Colbert or Condescender-in-Chief Obama.) That same day, Donald Trump visited a funeral home on Long Island to pay his respects to slain NYPD officer Jonathan Diller, while the White House never acknowledged Diller's death -- an omission that even Al Sharpton pointed out.

Between Good Friday and Easter Sunday, Biden, who loves to make much of his supposedly faithful Catholicism, managed to pay lip service to the resurrection of Jesus while highlighting "Transgender Day of Visibility." As I wrote on Monday, "The White House statement on Easter was only 94 words, while the proclamation of 'Transgender Day of Visibility' clocked in at a whopping 635 words. On the president's X/Twitter account, the 'Transgender Day of Visibility' tweet was twice as long (45 words) as the Easter tweet (20 words)."

It shouldn't come as a surprise that the Archbishop of the District of Columbia Cardinal Wilton Gregory called Biden a "cafeteria Catholic" on Sunday. The president picks and chooses doctrines to show off, but he also chooses when to flex his faith (you know, when it's convenient for him.

The White House also forbade painting any religious symbols on Easter eggs, despite the fact that Easter is the holiest day of the Christian calendar, and remains mostly uncolonized by corporate secularism, as Christmas has been.

The White House thinks it's low-class to advertise one's Christian faith -- even on Easter!

And of course for a top-off, he proclaimed that Easter was now just Oyster Bunny Day.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM




Comments

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1 Oh happy day!

Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2024 03:21 PM (dGCAG)

2 Polls are for strippers. Or is that poles?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 03, 2024 03:21 PM (f6kTh)

3 otters called

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 03, 2024 03:21 PM (5OvHh)

4 Polls are for strippers. Or is that poles?
Posted by: She Hobbit


Poles. The Polish are very much in favor of strippers.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2024 03:22 PM (9yWhg)

5 Glad to see they're not listing NC as a swing state. Granted, I've lived here only 4 years this August, but my strong impression is that we're solid.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 03:22 PM (1bNHn)

6 yes but who are the dead, and the illegals voting for?

Posted by: brak at April 03, 2024 03:22 PM (25k9m)

7 so, we know polls are for strippers, do we get to see them soon?

since joe didn't let the grand kid come to the white hose for easter.

though that's probably for the kids best interest...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 03, 2024 03:22 PM (nXhwP)

8 "Is she just lying as usual?"

----

No, she just knows things the rest of us don't.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2024 03:22 PM (dGCAG)

9 Third party and independent candidates could play a crucial role, with around 15% of the vote going to this group across all states.
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That seems high.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:22 PM (HnUIn)

10 Yeah but nobody wastes time rigging polls.

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at April 03, 2024 03:23 PM (X3M8m)

11 Herr Doktor Professor jill biden was on TV this morning claiming that these polls are not true and that joe biden is leading in every poll.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 03, 2024 03:23 PM (QNSds)

12 Polls are based on Statistics, right?
What did Samuel Clemens say about them again?

Yeah, I thought you'd remember.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2024 03:23 PM (IBQQW)

13 Diving Deeper:
++++
This "MXM News" outfit strikes me as "Axios for those not on the Left Pole."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:23 PM (HnUIn)

14 I hope Trump has a game plan if he's permitted to take office.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 03, 2024 03:23 PM (rJ48h)

15 ...while Biden leads on abortion rights.
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That is no longer a federal matter.

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 03, 2024 03:23 PM (5OvHh)

16 Is the Oy!ster Bunny the Passover version?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2024 03:23 PM (9yWhg)

17 The oyster bunny delivers oysters to all the good little boys and girls who have the most sincere Oyster patch's

Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2024 03:23 PM (Akjoo)

18 "He's even or doing better," Jill added. "You know what, once people start to focus in, and they see their two choices, it's obvious that Joe will win this election."
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She's not wrong. They're still putting infrastructure in place. The polls will, as always, "suddenly tighten" about the second week of October.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:24 PM (HnUIn)

19 But will any of this matter ace, if illegals are allowed to vote?

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2024 03:24 PM (PCK5/)

20 Third party and independent candidates could play a crucial role, with around 15% of the vote going to this group across all states.
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That seems high.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:22 PM


Very high....jill stein pulled a bit less than 2% in both Wisconsin and Michigan and that cost hillary the election in 2016.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 03, 2024 03:24 PM (QNSds)

21 Ha. No where near outside the margin of fraud.

Posted by: Every low information voter at April 03, 2024 03:24 PM (JMAcK)

22 Chris Queen writes that Biden committed political sin after political sin all of Holy Week.
_______
It's hard to read the books of the Law, and come up with a sin Biden HASN'T committed, and openly.

When he talked about how much he liked his grandkids jumping on the bed, for someone else that would sound normal. I suspect Joe is screwing them.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 03:24 PM (1bNHn)

23 This shows where the most voter fraud will be applied. (By us of course).

Posted by: Democrats at April 03, 2024 03:24 PM (nvKZ7)

24 Polls are for strippers. Or is that poles?
Posted by: She Hobbit

Poles. The Polish are very much in favor of strippers.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2024 03:22 PM (9yWhg)

based on the ones i've seen, I'M very in favor of polish strippers...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 03, 2024 03:24 PM (nXhwP)

25 I'll say it now: Y'all can laugh and tell me I'm wrong if I am... but that's a rare and hollow pleasure, so savor it if it happens...

Trump won't be President again.

That's all. Not saying how, why, when, where, just that he won't. And if I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but I don't expect I will be.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

26 Polls mean nothing you all know
It's who counts the votes and how they get dumped into the process, including computer hacking.

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2024 03:24 PM (fwDg9)

27 What matters is the electoral fraud in a few key precincts.

Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2024 03:24 PM (SYTee)

28 And of course for a top-off, he proclaimed that Easter was now just Oyster Bunny Day

He actually said 'Oyster Bunnies,' plural. Double gibberish.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 03, 2024 03:24 PM (IG4Id)

29 I notice that the liberal propaganda outlet Bloomberg and the Democrat run Morning Consult poll choose to ask about a hypothetical two-way race -- which is better for Biden, as most of the third-party candidates draw more from Biden than Trump.
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Time will tell on that. I dunno.

Polling this early is often useless, even as far as public polling goes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:25 PM (HnUIn)

30 14 I hope Trump has a game plan if he's permitted to take office.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 03, 2024 03:23 PM (rJ48h)

The last half of your sentence is everything that is pertinent.

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2024 03:25 PM (PCK5/)

31 Whaddya got against breakfast tacos, Ace??

Posted by: Doof at April 03, 2024 03:25 PM (JunzL)

32 Genocide Joe failing?

Say it ain't so Joe!

Please fail faster.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 03:26 PM (SW3Kq)

33 Because Willowed on last thread:

The cardinal rule of vigilantism is "don't get caught doing it". Society may be grateful but the Regime won't be.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 03:26 PM (tkR6S)

34 The White House also forbade painting any religious symbols on Easter eggs, despite the fact that Easter is the holiest day of the Christian calendar, and remains mostly uncolonized by corporate secularism, as Christmas has been.

The White House thinks it's low-class to advertise one's Christian faith -- even on Easter!

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Well, Christianity is the enemy. That it was Easter is likely coincidental. Christian symbols are probably universally banned.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:26 PM (HnUIn)

35 Polls are for voters

Posted by: The Vote Counters at April 03, 2024 03:26 PM (frIh6)

36 Pathetic^nth

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 03, 2024 03:26 PM (W3KWg)

37 33 Because Willowed on last thread:

The cardinal rule of vigilantism is "don't get caught doing it". Society may be grateful but the Regime won't be.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 03:26 PM (tkR6S)

So, be Batman...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 03, 2024 03:27 PM (exHjb)

38 Jill thinks he's 50pts ahead?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 03:27 PM (SW3Kq)

39 The White House thinks it's low-class to advertise one's Christian faith
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They don't want to hear about Satan losing customers.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2024 03:27 PM (LT5J6)

40 The N'SCOMAF


N'SCOAMF

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2024 03:27 PM (aD39U)

41 A bunny that identifies as an oyster.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 03, 2024 03:28 PM (JTwsP)

42 38 Jill thinks he's 50pts ahead?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 03:27 PM (SW3Kq)

I really, really want that Beyotch out of the WH

Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2024 03:28 PM (Akjoo)

43 Everyone knows the oyster bunny delivers bags of snails, slugs, and clams to children every Trans Visibility day.

Posted by: Nonapod at April 03, 2024 03:28 PM (CwtyK)

44 Jake Shields is posting raw Holocaust Denial propaganda now.

http://tiny.cc/hk0nxz

Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2024 03:28 PM (Odg76)

45 Trump holds a 2-point lead in Michigan and a 3-point lead in Pennsylvania, with a significant portion of voters still undecided. Biden also carried Georgia, Nevada, and Arizona in the last election, all of which now show stronger Trump support.


That is not enough to override the cheat factor.

Posted by: vic at April 03, 2024 03:28 PM (A5THL)

46 Those polls don't include the illegal alien vote, which as of last week was an additional 4 million democrat votes, all registered in the past 6 months or so.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 03, 2024 03:28 PM (lTGtQ)

47 Let's compromise on Polish strippers.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 03:28 PM (1bNHn)

48 Is an Oyster Bunny anything like a Bacon Wench?

Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 03:29 PM (vFG9F)

49 Hey ACE, there is an issue.


"In Wisconsin, it's a tie when polled as a two-man race, which the actual race will not be. When respondents are asked about their choices in a five-way race, Trump pulls ahead by 3.M."
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The link has it wrong. In WI, the five-way race puts Biden ahead by 3.

Posted by: WisRich at April 03, 2024 03:29 PM (G0vdT)

50 Unfortunately for Trump, he needs to be leading by double-digits in those swing states if he is to have any hope to "beat the cheat."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2024 03:29 PM (7fElN)

51 *pauses*

So is there an official portrait of President Bidet and Jill?

IsHunter in the shrubs banging a Russian hooker?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 03:29 PM (SW3Kq)

52 Polished strippers.

Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2024 03:29 PM (SYTee)

53 So what exactly is an OYSTER bunny?
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Ah, so another person who's not in the know.

Back in the 50s, the Soviets started a crash cross-breeding program that eventually evolved into a persistent genetic engineering program. The goal was to cross various trainable mammals with sea creatures so that they could become amphibious and carry spy equipment or transmit messages to enemy nations. There was some speculative military potential, but this never gained traction.

The program succeeded in producing a few sterile, short-lived chimeric creatures, including a rabbit/oyster hybrid. This "oyster bunny" remained unknown in the west, as its existence was classified until the fall of the USSR in 1991.

Posted by: Fake History of the 20th Century, Third Edition, Volume XXVII at April 03, 2024 03:29 PM (HnUIn)

54 Biden has stepped on his dick more than Long Dong Silver. Illegal immigrants have murdered more people in the last few weeks than the last few years. The economy sucks and people are paying record taxes. But...Biden gained on the polls? Something is rotten in Denmark.

Posted by: Truthbomb at April 03, 2024 03:29 PM (EIe8H)

55 As the numbers get worse over the next few months the Dems are going to get increasingly desperate and doing more insane things. Some black swan event whether real or imaginary will cause an attempted clampdown that'll make the Covid response seem timid

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 03, 2024 03:30 PM (Fol4f)

56 Polling this early is often useless, even as far as public polling goes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:25 PM


If they are polling likely voters that makes the results a bit more plausible IMO. Anything that polls adults or registered voters can be tossed in the garbage can.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 03, 2024 03:30 PM (QNSds)

57 hat's all. Not saying how, why, when, where, just that he won't. And if I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but I don't expect I will be.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

Can you tell us your prediction?

Posted by: MAC V SOG at April 03, 2024 03:30 PM (P4Pk9)

58 Let's compromise on Polish strippers.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 03:28 PM (1bNHn)

They might cause certain things to be polished.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 03:30 PM (tkR6S)

59 38 Jill thinks he's 50pts ahead?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 03:27 PM (SW3Kq)
______
Since her degree is from Ed Skool, we can assume she knows no math.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 03:30 PM (1bNHn)

60 Obama Clinton and Biden meet The Money in NYC. You know JEF told them it's in the bag, pay up.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 03, 2024 03:30 PM (IG7T0)

61 The Enemy (demonrats) and the Foe (republican'ts) have the Cheat Machine installed and fortified in all of these states. The Uniparty has solidly formed ranks against Trump. He will absolutely not be allowed to win.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at April 03, 2024 03:30 PM (PWI4f)

62 47 Let's compromise on Polish strippers.

Polish? like with a cloth?

Posted by: Taggart at April 03, 2024 03:30 PM (og5mY)

63 The Oyster Bunny brings oysters to CBD for the Food Thread. If he’s been bad they have maple syrup on them.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2024 03:30 PM (3cXfB)

64 Are they polling our New Neighbors too?

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2024 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

65 Jill thinks he's 50pts ahead?
Posted by: Anna Puma

How many education majors do you know?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 03, 2024 03:31 PM (f6kTh)

66 I hope Trump has a game plan if he's permitted to take office.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 03, 2024 03:23 PM (rJ48h)

I hope Trump has a game plan if he's NOT permitted to take office.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2024 03:31 PM (LT5J6)

67 Democrat insiders are already talking about Biden winning the largest landslide in history.

They have registered every illegal alien to vote in the past three years.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 03, 2024 03:31 PM (lTGtQ)

68 I wonder if any of those inbred Hapsburgs were as retarded as Biden is.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 03, 2024 03:31 PM (JTwsP)

69
I'll save my Oyster Bunnies Rockafeller recipe for the Food Thread.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 03, 2024 03:31 PM (RKVpM)

70 Biden looks like he just smelled his own diaper load

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2024 03:31 PM (FQmDC)

71 Polished strippers.
Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2024 03:29 PM (SYTee)

turtle wax?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 03, 2024 03:32 PM (nXhwP)

72 She Hobbit, too many.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 03:32 PM (SW3Kq)

73 25. Trump won't be President again.

That's all. Not saying how, why, when, where, just that he won't. And if I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but I don't expect I will be.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

While I sincerely hope we're both sitting here with egg on our face Nov 6, I have to agree with you.

I prefer mine either cold and hard boiled or hot and over hard. Jus like my wimmins

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 03, 2024 03:32 PM (W3KWg)

74 Which is exactly why all the swing states are having no ID verified voter registrations occurring by the hundreds of thousands per week.

They're cheating again and will get away with it again.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 03, 2024 03:32 PM (B0ahs)

75 I find it strange also that Joe has gained in these polls after his SOTU tirade and the Transgender over Easter thing...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2024 03:32 PM (Akjoo)

76 As I've mentioned before, I don't believe Trump can win WI.

WHY?

Ballot harvesting and drop boxes are ingrained, Abortion issue, and Dems in charge of AG, SOS, and WI Supreme court.

Posted by: WisRich at April 03, 2024 03:32 PM (G0vdT)

77 I prefer mine either cold and hard boiled or hot and over hard. Jus like my wimmins
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 03, 2024 03:32 PM (W3KWg)
++++
LOL

In Brandon's America, you don't get to choose.

Or have eggs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:33 PM (HnUIn)

78 One day soon Joey will think the brown stuff is soft serve chocolate ice cream.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 03:33 PM (SW3Kq)

79
Biden should've clammed up about the Oyster Bunny.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 03, 2024 03:33 PM (nFnyb)

80 "The first lady was also asked if she was at all worried about President Biden's re-election efforts, responding "no, no, no. I feel that Joe will be re-elected."

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Did she stick her fingers in her ears and repeatedly stomp on the ground while screaming "I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 03, 2024 03:33 PM (vVXb0)

81 turtle wax?
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 03, 2024 03:32 PM (nXhwP)

Why, thank you!

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at April 03, 2024 03:33 PM (tkR6S)

82 Lordy, I hope Trump wins.

But the really important thing is America needs to walk back from the brink of cultural self-destruction.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 03, 2024 03:33 PM (Vp9K+)

83 Trump
Will
Never
Be
President
Again

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 03, 2024 03:33 PM (hryr8)

84 You gotta serve your oyster bunnies with pearl onions.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2024 03:33 PM (9yWhg)

85 Democrat insiders are already talking about Biden winning the largest landslide in history.

They have registered every illegal alien to vote in the past three years.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

I bet 10,000 quatloos that the Newcomers will swing the election!

Posted by: Gamester of Triskelion, a talking head at April 03, 2024 03:34 PM (vcOmj)

86 "...and they see their two choices, it's obvious that Joe will win this election."
---------

You never know. There's a first time for everything.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2024 03:34 PM (LT5J6)

87 The oyster bunny smells like little girls and my daughter in the shower, my word as a Biden

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 03, 2024 03:34 PM (Fol4f)

88 Hell's coming for breakfast.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 03, 2024 03:34 PM (R4t5M)

89 Biden should've clammed up about the Oyster Bunny.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 03, 2024 03:33 PM (nFnyb)



Don't let anyone mussel you out.

Posted by: Crab People at April 03, 2024 03:34 PM (aD39U)

90 "Biden should've clammed up about the Oyster Bunny.

Posted by: naturalfake"

It's awful shellfish of you to startup with the mollusk puns.

Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 03:34 PM (vFG9F)

91 82 Lordy, I hope Trump wins.

But the really important thing is America needs to walk back from the brink of cultural self-destruction.
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 03, 2024 03:33 PM (Vp9K+)

If Trump loses there is no chance of that

Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2024 03:34 PM (Akjoo)

92 75 I find it strange also that Joe has gained in these polls after his SOTU tirade and the Transgender over Easter thing...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2024 03:32 PM (Akjoo)

Have you seen strong religious faith growing by capita in the US lately?

Posted by: Nova Local at April 03, 2024 03:34 PM (exHjb)

93 "Don't worry. We got this."

Posted by: Kamala Harris circa 2020 at April 03, 2024 03:35 PM (frIh6)

94 28 He actually said 'Oyster Bunnies,' plural. Double gibberish.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 03, 2024 03:24 PM (IG4Id)

I think there might have been two oyster bunnies up there with him.

Isn't an oyster bunny a minimally clad girl serving oysters in an oyster bar?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 03, 2024 03:35 PM (W3KWg)

95 What are Trump and the RNC doing to make the election more secure? I see bits and pieces about PA's election law, but not much else. Just pointing out that fraud exists isn't sufficient to actually stop or overcome it.

Posted by: Xander Crews at April 03, 2024 03:35 PM (0SXBv)

96 I like my Oyster Bunnys on the half shelf, with a lil horseradish or hot sauce.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 03, 2024 03:35 PM (CIS44)

97 Polls this far out from an election are meaningless.

Hell, most polls taken a WEEK before an election are meaningless.

Just look at who conducts them.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 03, 2024 03:35 PM (wtvvX)

98 Biden should've clammed up about the Oyster Bunny.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 03, 2024 03:33 PM (nFnyb)


Don't let anyone mussel you out.
Posted by: Crab People

Clam up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 03, 2024 03:35 PM (R4t5M)

99 A good name for a tribute band, but with furries would be the Blue Oyster Bunny Cult.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at April 03, 2024 03:35 PM (PWI4f)

100 It's awful shellfish of you to startup with the mollusk puns.
Posted by: fd


Eh, as long as they're kept small they're fine. But they don't scallop.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2024 03:35 PM (9yWhg)

101 I have a feeling Kalorama's Operation Overwhelm will succeed.

Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2024 03:36 PM (SYTee)

102 I'll save my Oyster Bunnies Rockafeller recipe for the Food Thread.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 03, 2024 03:31 PM (RKVpM)

is that like tiny rocky mountain oysters?

wouldn't you need a BUNCH to get full?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 03, 2024 03:36 PM (nXhwP)

103 The polls will be faked as needed to sell Biden's victory. The plan is for Trump to be broke and homeless sometime next spring.
TS stock will be spoofed into toilet paper.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 03, 2024 03:36 PM (IG7T0)

104 It looks like an oyster but it's snot.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2024 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

105 I’m starting to think they may let Trump win this one. Be really effective at duping the public into thinking we have a say in anything.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 03, 2024 03:36 PM (JTwsP)

106 It's awful shellfish of you to startup with the mollusk puns.
Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 03:34 PM (vFG9F)

Mollusk puns get me agitated. Gonna put on a Lawrence Whelk album and chill out.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at April 03, 2024 03:36 PM (tkR6S)

107 If Trump doesn't win, expect the Gulags to open with 10s of thousands of political prisoners

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2024 03:36 PM (fwDg9)

108 92 75 I find it strange also that Joe has gained in these polls after his SOTU tirade and the Transgender over Easter thing...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2024 03:32 PM (Akjoo)
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It's money. Tons of it. Here in WI, Biden ads are everywhere.

Trump ads? Nada.

Posted by: WisRich at April 03, 2024 03:36 PM (G0vdT)

109 I'm allergic to these puns.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2024 03:36 PM (LT5J6)

110 As the numbers get worse over the next few months the Dems are going to get increasingly desperate and doing more insane things. Some black swan event whether real or imaginary will cause an attempted clampdown that'll make the Covid response seem timid
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 03, 2024 03:30 PM (Fol4f)

World War 3 is the blackest of black swans.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2024 03:36 PM (dGCAG)

111 the Non- Stuttering Clusterf*ck of a Miserable Failure -- is failing.

The SCROTUS- So-Called Ruler Of The United States

(h/t Ashe in America)

Posted by: t-bird at April 03, 2024 03:37 PM (B3ASk)

112
76 As I've mentioned before, I don't believe Trump can win WI.

WHY?

Ballot harvesting and drop boxes are ingrained, Abortion issue, and Dems in charge of AG, SOS, and WI Supreme court.
Posted by: WisRich at April 03, 2024 03:32 PM (G0vdT)

Yep, that’ll do it. Democrats always have layers of contingencies, ESPECIALLY after their little Oopsie in 2016…

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2024 03:37 PM (PCK5/)

113 ... about a hypothetical two-way race -- which is better for Biden, as most of the third-party candidates draw more from Biden than Trump.

----------------

* Obamaha, Nebraska's lone electoral votes and RFK Jr. have entered the chat *

[h/t Bongino]

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 03, 2024 03:37 PM (DPH9r)

114
I've seen RFK Jr as high as 14%. That's 70 million disheartened Democrats. Don't care how many people Joe has invited to 'swarm' the border.

The 'Ragin' Cajun' knows he's toast and is losing his shit, which was always pretty damn lost.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 03, 2024 03:37 PM (RKVpM)

115 Trump also leads on vengeance.

That would be a great poll question. Who do you think will be more vengeful against the elite and rigged political system?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 03, 2024 03:37 PM (++4z6)

116 I hope Trump has a game plan if he's NOT permitted to take office.

many outraged posts on Truth Social and a few lawsuits with no standing or ripeness or whatever

Posted by: brak at April 03, 2024 03:37 PM (25k9m)

117 Do they poll illegals.
I mean new voters.
I mean newcomers?

You know they are voting, right.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 03, 2024 03:37 PM (NAzgW)

118 BREAKING

Biden's "Oyster Bunnies" was just Joe in his folksy, aw shucks style.

Posted by: Miklos, noting that CNN is hiring at April 03, 2024 03:37 PM (0ZSaO)

119 I come here for a little optimism and that's for dang sure what I'm getting. Little optimism.

Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 03:37 PM (vFG9F)

120 Interesting polls, but even if accurate not relevant, since the election will be decided by illegal aliens who get social security numbers and vote by mail.

Posted by: Bud Norton at April 03, 2024 03:38 PM (6cOMd)

121 Scranton Joe, the comeback kid. Defying all the odds.. what a hero

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 03, 2024 03:38 PM (/6GbT)

122 The national debt will be 3x what the country is worth soon, it can't last

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2024 03:38 PM (fwDg9)

123 109 I'm allergic to these puns.

Yeah, I'm not digging them either

Posted by: Taggart at April 03, 2024 03:38 PM (og5mY)

124 Who is this Doctor Jill impostor? Joe said his wife died a horrible death in a kitchen inferno many years ago.

Posted by: Roy at April 03, 2024 03:38 PM (z+ik4)

125 118 BREAKING

Biden's "Oyster Bunnies" was just Joe in his folksy, aw shucks style.
Posted by: Miklos, noting that CNN is hiring at April 03, 2024 03:37 PM (0ZSaO)

It was his stutter !

Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2024 03:38 PM (Akjoo)

126 What are Trump and the RNC doing to make the election more secure? I see bits and pieces about PA's election law, but not much else. Just pointing out that fraud exists isn't sufficient to actually stop or overcome it.
Posted by: Xander Crews at April 03, 2024 03:35 PM (0SXBv)

If you had a sure-fire plan to stop the steal, would you reveal it in advance?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 03:38 PM (tkR6S)

127 Lordy, I hope Trump wins.

But the really important thing is America needs to walk back from the brink of cultural self-destruction.
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood

If Trump loses there is no chance of that
Posted by: It's me donna

There's no possible way that this happens. The cultural and economic self -destruction is baked in, now. Quite a bit of crowing about Bob Iger winning his proxy fight for Disney with the Linked In crowd, the liberal-left intellegentsia (is that real? NO!).

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 03, 2024 03:38 PM (vcOmj)

128 *lone electoral VOTE, of course

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 03, 2024 03:39 PM (DPH9r)

129 Mollusk puns get me agitated. Gonna put on a Lawrence Whelk album and chill out.
Posted by: Mitch McConnell

A slug of whiskey will also do the trick.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2024 03:39 PM (9yWhg)

130 BREAKING

Biden's "Oyster Bunnies" was just Joe in his folksy, aw shucks style.
Posted by: Miklos, noting that CNN is hiring at April 03, 2024 03:37 PM (0ZSaO)

He rakes them in that way.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 03, 2024 03:39 PM (R4t5M)

131 My guess is Trump loses by 15MM votes, 80-65

Posted by: Jamaica at April 03, 2024 03:39 PM (IG7T0)

132 Trump won't be President again.

That's all. Not saying how, why, when, where, just that he won't. And if I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but I don't expect I will be.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

While I sincerely hope we're both sitting here with egg on our face Nov 6, I have to agree with you.

I prefer mine either cold and hard boiled or hot and over hard. Jus like my wimmins
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 03, 2024 03:32 PM (W3KWg)

As long as there's no reproducing possible...

I would be happy to be wrong. I'm just feeling more and more dread as we go along. Not giving up or anything, just expecting the world has to experience its worst. Again.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2024 03:39 PM (dGCAG)

133 Polls are odd. What did Biden do to pull Nevada voters back into supporting him?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 03, 2024 03:40 PM (fs1hN)

134 Rapper "Rod Wave" arrested for being as wide as he is tall. Also for being a felon in possession of a firearm.

http://tiny.cc/vl0nxz

5'6" 350lbs!

Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2024 03:40 PM (Odg76)

135 115 Trump also leads on vengeance.

That would be a great poll question. Who do you think will be more vengeful against the elite and rigged political system?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 03, 2024 03:37 PM (++4z6)
_______
I wish. Face it, Trump won't, that's just another MFM lie.

Personally, I'd like to see a politician, bureaucrat, or journolist hanging from every street light in DC.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 03:40 PM (1bNHn)

136 Biden's just a shell of his former self.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2024 03:40 PM (9yWhg)

137 131 My guess is Trump loses by 15MM votes, 80-65

I always lose my 10MM

Posted by: Taggart at April 03, 2024 03:40 PM (og5mY)

138 119 I come here for a little optimism and that's for dang sure what I'm getting. Little optimism.
Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 03:37 PM (vFG9F)

I go back and forth on the election outcome… some days optimistic, others pessimistic… way too many scenarios that could play out.

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2024 03:40 PM (PCK5/)

139 Its not how you vote, its how the votes are counted right?

I'll believe when I see it, until then I can only hope.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at April 03, 2024 03:40 PM (HqJdq)

140 5'6" 350lbs!
Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2024 03:40 PM (Odg76)
++++
Dang. That is crazy super fat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:41 PM (HnUIn)

141 Still sorting my files, stopping by to bring this gif missive arranged from Jesse Lee Peterson commentary on Lady Michelle. enjoy

https://tinyurl.com/ywhac872

Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2024 03:41 PM (NMC9G)

142 I always lose my 10MM
Posted by: Taggart at April 03, 2024 03:40 PM (og5mY)



It will be in the last place you look.

Posted by: Crab People at April 03, 2024 03:41 PM (aD39U)

143 If you had a sure-fire plan to stop the steal, would you reveal it in advance?
____

And if you didn't, would you reveal that in advance?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 03, 2024 03:41 PM (fs1hN)

144 I would be happy to be wrong. I'm just feeling more and more dread as we go along. Not giving up or anything, just expecting the world has to experience its worst. Again.

right there with you

Posted by: brak at April 03, 2024 03:41 PM (25k9m)

145 many outraged posts on Truth Social and a few lawsuits with no standing or ripeness or whatever
Posted by: brak at April 03, 2024 03:37 PM (25k9m)

Look on the bright side though: Trump '28!

Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2024 03:42 PM (dGCAG)

146 Biden's just a shell of his former self.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

A shell of his former shell.

Posted by: Miklos, correcting for the record at April 03, 2024 03:42 PM (0ZSaO)

147 One thing Trump has going for him is that Biden's shoes will have to get bigger and bigger as the weeks go by until they turn into literal clown shoes.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 03, 2024 03:42 PM (++4z6)

148 At least we here on the blog aren't prawn to making crustacean puns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2024 03:42 PM (9yWhg)

149
Too many naysayers have infested this site.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 03, 2024 03:42 PM (RKVpM)

150 The national debt will be 3x what the country is worth soon, it can't last
Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2024 03:38 PM (fwDg9)
......

I keep telling my family this, but my brother says his EV will save de erf.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2024 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

151 Biden is about as Christian as Obama was a straight American, or Big Mike was a woman.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 03, 2024 03:42 PM (NAzgW)

152 Polls are commissioned to sell a narrative. The narrative being sold is that the "election" will be "honest."

It's not going to be either fair, nor honest. Everyone knows this.

The 12 - 15 million new comers, the illegals pre-positioned by the junta in states they need to overcome any doubts about fraud will fill in the necessary ballots to assure a multi-million vote win for *biden.

The junta and their propaganda arm will dutifully point to the numbers and their new partners in transforming America.... the illegals as making the election... honest and fair.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 03, 2024 03:42 PM (Q4IgG)

153 My guess is Trump loses by 15MM votes, 80-65
Posted by: Jamaica at April 03, 2024 03:39 PM (IG7T0)

So Trump loses 10 million votes after gaining at least 10 million in the midst of a pandemic they blamed squarely on him? Nah bro.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2024 03:42 PM (LT5J6)

154 It should be pointed out that Trump did not lead in any of these states in 2020.

As I noted earlier, the AP says Trump was the biggest loser last night in WI.
Because 120k Rs voted for someone else.
Not noting that 78k of those were to Halley. Who has not endorsed Trump. And its well-known she draws significant numbers of Dems.

Also not noting that Biden saw 60k vote for someone else. And, no RFK was not on the ballot.
Or that Joe is down some 70k votes from 2020. When Sanders--who had endorsed him--still got 300k.

Further, WI just banned Zuckerbucks. Dropboxes were ruled illegal. As were absentee ballots to everyone.

Joe "won" WI with all that by less than 25k. And 60k Dems just refused to vote for him ... or voted for Nikkiii ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 03, 2024 03:43 PM (D4onM)

155 Rapper "Rod Wave" arrested for being as wide as he is tall. Also for being a felon in possession of a firearm.

http://tiny.cc/vl0nxz

5'6" 350lbs!

Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2024 03:40 PM (Odg76)

Can you imagine being the poor cop who had to search all the folds for drugs and firearms?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 03:43 PM (tkR6S)

156 I go back and forth on the election outcome… some days optimistic, others pessimistic… way too many scenarios that could play out.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2024 03:40 PM (PCK5/)

Me too... I'm a pessimist by nature and I'm vacillating between he'll win he'll lose... I can't help feeling this is different than 2020... Biden is a known "quantity" now and Trump looks like he's being unfairly treated... Almost optimistic... Almost

Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2024 03:43 PM (Akjoo)

157 I wish those polls made be happier. But they don't.

Trump is tied or behind in PA, MI, and WI. If he loses those states, wins the other four states in the poll, and all other states go as in 2020, then he loses in the Electoral College 270 to 268.

Also, recall Dems did a very good job of getting the Green Party off various state tickets in 2020. Notably, they threw the Green Party off the ticket in WI on an absurd technicality. I expect them to similarly suppress 3rd parties as necessary this time.

Unfortunately.

Posted by: DK at April 03, 2024 03:43 PM (oYOZf)

158 140 5'6" 350lbs!
Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2024 03:40 PM (Odg76)
++++
Dang. That is crazy super fat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:41 PM (HnUIn)

Go on a diet!

Posted by: Rosie @ 42-39-56 at April 03, 2024 03:43 PM (/6GbT)

159
25

[,..]

Trump won't be President again.

That's all. Not saying how, why, when, where, just that he won't. And if I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but I don't expect I will be.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

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I have the thought in the back of mind. A fear.

A few possibilities:

-More fraud than ever, as much as needed, no matter how bad it looks.

-He'll win but they'll refuse to seat him.

-They'll fix it so it doesn't matter anymore who's president;

-Apocalyptic disaster (intentional). That would get rid of a lot of us, and be something of a distraction. The privileged will live the high life in their underground pleasure domes.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 03, 2024 03:43 PM (hihOa)

160 > Dang. That is crazy super fat.

He's 11 inches shorter and 110lbs heaver than me.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2024 03:44 PM (Odg76)

161 I go back and forth on the election outcome… some days optimistic, others pessimistic… way too many scenarios that could play out.
Posted by: tubal


I'm pretty pessimistic either way. If Trump does win, by some miracle, the Deep State is going to move to take him out, and many of those who voted for him as well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2024 03:44 PM (9yWhg)

162 NC is solid? The Raleigh city council is divided 4/4 on Israel v. Hamas! Turning into London right before our eyes.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 03, 2024 03:44 PM (wBaIH)

163
Mollusk puns warm the cockles of my heart.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 03, 2024 03:45 PM (nFnyb)

164 I think even if Trump wins on election night, he won't be allowed to take office.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 03, 2024 03:45 PM (lTGtQ)

165 He's 11 inches shorter and 110lbs heaver than me.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2024 03:44 PM (Odg76)
++++
Man, you're tall.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:45 PM (HnUIn)

166 I have the thought in the back of mind. A fear.

A few possibilities:

-More fraud than ever, as much as needed, no matter how bad it looks.

-He'll win but they'll refuse to seat him.

-They'll fix it so it doesn't matter anymore who's president;

-Apocalyptic disaster (intentional). That would get rid of a lot of us, and be something of a distraction. The privileged will live the high life in their underground pleasure domes.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 03, 2024 03:43 PM (hihOa)

All possible. And I'd be less roiled by it if they weren't as calm about all this as they are.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2024 03:45 PM (dGCAG)

167 They'll just have to ship more voters who register with no ID to those states.

Posted by: Rbastid at April 03, 2024 03:45 PM (cCgip)

168 And if you didn't, would you reveal that in advance?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 03, 2024 03:41 PM (fs1hN)

I would like to lull my enemies into complacency by pretending to be complacent, myself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 03:46 PM (tkR6S)

169 > Can you imagine being the poor cop who had to search all the folds for drugs and firearms?

The sour yeast smell hits you like a tank.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2024 03:46 PM (Odg76)

170 I love how the mainstream headlines are all about Trump's "unpopularity" with Republicans.

After he absolutely wrecked the field in a zero-contest bloodbath.

But I guess reality is whatever they want it to be. Must be nice. Must. Be. Nice.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2024 03:46 PM (LT5J6)

171 Too many naysayers have infested this site.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 03, 2024 03:42 PM (RKVpM)



Nuhuh!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 03, 2024 03:46 PM (/HDaX)

172 while Biden leads on abortion rights.
___________

How effing stupid are the women? The President doesn't determine "abortion rights." That's down to the states now. Did these nitwits notice that Roe v. Wade was struck down during Biden's infestation of the White House??

It's like saying I'll vote for Biden if he puts in a crosswalk in my town.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2024 03:46 PM (fSRlj)

173 The amount of infrastructure problems at ballot counting places on election night is going to be amazing. Congress will need to pass an emergency fiscal bill just to cover.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 03, 2024 03:46 PM (sX1BW)

174 I predict Trump gets 90mm, and Biden gets....
.....
hold on, still counting.....
darnit, pipe's leaking everbody go home....
......
....
still counting....
...
Got it!
Biden gets 200mm.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 03, 2024 03:46 PM (fs1hN)

175 5'6" 350lbs!

Are our taxes paying for his bag of fudge rounds?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 03, 2024 03:46 PM (/y8xj)

176 No matter what happens, we are headed full steam for a Reckoning.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 03, 2024 03:46 PM (NAzgW)

177 I thought polls are for strippers?

Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 03:46 PM (hxe/1)

178 126 What are Trump and the RNC doing to make the election more secure? I see bits and pieces about PA's election law, but not much else. Just pointing out that fraud exists isn't sufficient to actually stop or overcome it.
Posted by: Xander Crews at April 03, 2024 03:35 PM (0SXBv)

If you had a sure-fire plan to stop the steal, would you reveal it in advance?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 03:38 PM (tkR6S)
______
A legit point. But it isn't comforting given that I thought in 2020 (and 2022) that they were obviously going to steal it, and everyone said I was nuts.

Back then, I listened to Powerline's podcast, and they had a guest (Nils Gilman, IIRC) who actually laid out the fortification plans. Steve Hayward got pissy at those of us who pointed this out in the comments.

I have zero confidence in Republicans stopping a damned thing, except maybe some grassroots conservative movements. Those are given the same treatment as turtles trying to cross the NJ Turnpike.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 03:47 PM (1bNHn)

179 -They'll fix it so it doesn't matter anymore who's president;

-----------------

They have been doing this for 75 years. Its called the administrative state.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 03, 2024 03:47 PM (sX1BW)

180 "Biden gets 200mm.
Posted by: Chuck Martel"

Just in Texas.

Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 03:47 PM (vFG9F)

181 ... -They'll fix it so it doesn't matter anymore who's president; ...
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 03, 2024 03:43 PM (hihOa)
++++
We saw that last time. If Trump manages to beat the cheat or they allow him to win, the Deep State will do its job again just like during the first administration.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:47 PM (HnUIn)

182 Biden gets 200mm.

those are only the ones counted in CONUS

AK and HI will deliver another 25MM

and then let's not forget Costa Rica, that's a Bidet stronghold.

Posted by: kallisto at April 03, 2024 03:48 PM (dCxaZ)

183 They'll fix it so it doesn't matter anymore who's president;

That's been true since at least 1988.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2024 03:48 PM (2ocoG)

184 146 Biden's just a shell of his former self.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

A shell of his former shell.

Posted by: Miklos, correcting for the record at April 03, 2024 03:42 PM (0ZSaO)

++++

He is and it all so very strange. Barely talks, and when he does talk he lies on top of lies on top of lies. Stumbles around.
Lost last time. He will lose again because he has very little support. But he'll once again take office due to the counting.
It's a madhouse and I don't see a solution.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 03, 2024 03:48 PM (F6UFz)

185 Further, WI just banned Zuckerbucks. Dropboxes were ruled illegal. As were absentee ballots to everyone.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 03, 2024 03:43 PM (D4onM)
-----------

Not so fast on the drop boxes. Evers just asked WI Supreme Court to revisit the 2022 ruling.

You can bet your ass the now liberal court will overturn that ruling.

Posted by: WisRich at April 03, 2024 03:48 PM (G0vdT)

186 Trump should go for the full payback cheat.
"My boxes of ballots are Yuge!"

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

187 This tailgate brunette in a dress doesn't trust public polling, especially this far ahead of an election:
http://tiny.cc/2n0nxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:49 PM (HnUIn)

188 162 NC is solid? The Raleigh city council is divided 4/4 on Israel v. Hamas! Turning into London right before our eyes.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 03, 2024 03:44 PM (wBaIH)
______
That's Raleigh. The Triangle and Asheville are commie, but the rest is solid.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 03:49 PM (1bNHn)

189 There is one bright spot... Without Ronna the fundraising has increased greatly...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2024 03:49 PM (Akjoo)

190 I thought polls are for strippers?
Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 03:46 PM (hxe/1)

You know how I know you came into the thread late? And you missed the mollusc puns, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 03:49 PM (tkR6S)

191 I have the thought in the back of mind. A fear.

A few possibilities:

-------------

I think the System may have to let Trump have his victory. But they will use that distraction to give the Dems control of Congress.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 03, 2024 03:49 PM (sX1BW)

192 In other good news DIEsney has one their proxy fight and the stock has promptly tanked the minute the news broke.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 03, 2024 03:50 PM (17s+e)

193 This tailgate brunette in a dress doesn't trust public polling, especially this far ahead of an election:
http://tiny.cc/2n0nxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Mmmmmmmmmm, boots. You didn't mention the boots.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2024 03:50 PM (9yWhg)

194 I really think Sundowner had no more than 65 Million real votes, quite possibly less in 2020.
He has done nothing but hand out goodies to Leftist groups since.

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2024 03:50 PM (fwDg9)

195 Barely talks, and when he does talk he lies on top of lies on top of lies. Stumbles around.

------------------

So basically the same old Biden. He just talks less.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at April 03, 2024 03:50 PM (sX1BW)

196 I was parked yesterday in a shopping center in the richest town in Oregon next to a sporty Mazda Miata, with the personalized license plate "ONLY FANS".

Anything to advertise, I guess.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 03:50 PM (YAtuc)

197 Shapiro of PA will give away whatever it takes, but for his stuff, to have 'another' Biden win. (Today, he's up to about 7 promises in 7 hours on X.)

Shapiro sees a MUCH bigger future.

Governor Josh Shapiro
@GovernorShapiro
Nobody should be denied access to birth control because they can’t afford it.

That's why I sat down with ob-gyns Dr. Livingston and Dr. Mokkarala, and advocate Tara Murtha at @PPFA to hear how our new guidance that makes covering OTC birth control a best practice for insurers — with or without a prescription — will impact their patients and women across Pennsylvania.

Video on X. 04/3/24, 5 hours ago

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 03, 2024 03:51 PM (GshMh)

198 What are Trump and the RNC doing to make the election more secure?



Not much they can do. Dems don’t follow laws and at 2am 5000 Biden votes will magically appear at precincts all over Philly, Atlanta and Detroit. And if anyone says anything they’ll be an insurrectionist.

Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 03:51 PM (hxe/1)

199 The weird march of rulings favorable to the Left in swing states in the eight weeks leading to the election made my skin crawl. It seemed there was one every other day. And they were all used to fortify the steal.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2024 03:51 PM (LT5J6)

200 If Trump is told he got 65MM votes, how can anyone prove differently?
The whole thing is fake.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 03, 2024 03:51 PM (IG7T0)

201 I hate to rain on this parade, but look at an electoral college map, and it is still an uphill slog for Trump.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2024 03:51 PM (gSZYf)

202 You know how I know you came into the thread late? And you missed the mollusc puns, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 03:49 PM (tkR6S)

Abalone !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 03, 2024 03:51 PM (NtVYv)

203 Also, recall Dems did a very good job of getting the Green Party off various state tickets in 2020. Notably, they threw the Green Party off the ticket in WI on an absurd technicality. I expect them to similarly suppress 3rd parties as necessary this time.

Unfortunately.
Posted by: DK at April 03, 2024 03:43 PM (oYOZf)
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Yep. WI was especially egregious. That's why I think Kennedy getting on the battle ground state ballots is going to be a long shot.

Posted by: WisRich at April 03, 2024 03:51 PM (G0vdT)

204 I think the System may have to let Trump have his victory. But they will use that distraction to give the Dems control of Congress.

There was an article like 6 weeks ago bragging that they'd already locked down the administrative state so Trump can't touch it if he's elected.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2024 03:52 PM (2ocoG)

205 that Easter was now just Oyster Bunny Day.

Seasons don't fear the Hopper.

Posted by: Don "Bunny" Roeser at April 03, 2024 03:52 PM (ufFY8)

206 Too many naysayers have infested this site.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 03, 2024 03:42 PM (RKVpM)


*makes a long face*

Posted by: John Kerry at April 03, 2024 03:52 PM (OguvZ)

207 I was parked yesterday in a shopping center in the richest town in Oregon next to a sporty Mazda Miata, with the personalized license plate "ONLY FANS".

Anything to advertise, I guess.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Didja stick around to see what she looked like?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2024 03:52 PM (9yWhg)

208 There was an article like 6 weeks ago bragging that they'd already locked down the administrative state so Trump can't touch it if he's elected.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2024 03:52 PM (2ocoG)
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No shit. It isn't like they've been loudly advertising that through word and deed for close to a decade now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:52 PM (HnUIn)

209 Holy fuck the birth control thing again. It’s $5 a month FFS.

Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 03:53 PM (hxe/1)

210 134 Rapper "Rod Wave" arrested for being as wide as he is tall. Also for being a felon in possession of a firearm.

http://tiny.cc/vl0nxz

5'6" 350lbs!

Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2024 03:40 PM (Odg76)
_______
He should get together with Lizzo. Earth would be part of a twin-planet system.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 03:53 PM (1bNHn)

211 What are Trump and the RNC doing to make the election more secure?

They're instead working to make it insecure in their favor, with the ballot harvesting and all that stuff.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2024 03:53 PM (2ocoG)

212 I thought polls are for strippers?
Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 03:46 PM (hxe/1)

You know how I know you came into the thread late? And you missed the mollusc puns, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 03:49 PM (tkR6S)
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AoSHQ: come for the stripper polls, stay for the mollusc puns.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 03, 2024 03:53 PM (DeFcY)

213 Too many naysayers have infested this site.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 03, 2024 03:42 PM (RKVpM)
......

I hesitate to comment until Eeyore weighs in.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2024 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

214 196 I would have been tempted to wait just to see who got in that car, and then left without a word.

Posted by: Skip at April 03, 2024 03:54 PM (fwDg9)

215 Based on any traditional metric not only is Biden not doing the things you'd expect an incumbent president do in a competitive race he's generally doing the opposite - literally everything he can do to make life worse for the average LIV/normie.

But then again as he said at one point in the 2020 election "I don't need votes from undecided voters"

Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2024 03:55 PM (ibTVg)

216 These polls will soon cause Joe to:

Drain the remainder of the Strategic Oil Reserve, attempting to keep gas prices sorta low until November

Send Blinken to The Hague to demand the International Criminal Court indict Bibi for 45,000 war crimes

Invite Hamas leaders in-exile to the White House to discuss the Two-State Solution

Order the FBI to surreptitiously blow-up half the Planned Parenthood abortion clinics in the country, then blame Christians for the bombings

Order Jack Smith to indict Trump on 186 counts of treason, sedition, insurrection, murder, and burning Rainbow flags

Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2024 03:55 PM (5fDan)

217 WET out thar !

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2024 03:55 PM (T4tVD)

218 I was parked yesterday in a shopping center in the richest town in Oregon next to a sporty Mazda Miata, with the personalized license plate "ONLY FANS".

I saw a funny meme on Twitter today: "My girlfriend is making $10,000 a month, and all she's doing is selling fans. Nothing else, only fans."

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2024 03:55 PM (2ocoG)

219 What if Our Betters realize they have screwed the pooch and the bills are coming due so they are fine with Trump being nominally in charge (reined in by the DS) so they can make a Hoover out of him with their media for the next 50 years?

Posted by: Azjaeger at April 03, 2024 03:55 PM (2Cc1V)

220 206 Too many naysayers have infested this site.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Another name would realist,

Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 03:56 PM (hxe/1)

221 Didja stick around to see what she looked like?

I did not - I had a meeting to go to.

Of course, there was no hint on the car of which
OnlyFans account she had.

What does she do - hand out business cards to anyone who inquires?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 03:56 PM (YAtuc)

222 I was parked yesterday in a shopping center in the richest town in Oregon next to a sporty Mazda Miata, with the personalized license plate "ONLY FANS".

Anything to advertise, I guess.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 03:50 PM (YAtuc)
++++
A few weeks ago, I saw a dude who had written his social media handle on his rear window with a grease pen, above the words "SEND NUDES" with upward-facing arrows.

I dunno if it works, but it was one of the more absurd bits of sleaze I've seen recently.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:56 PM (HnUIn)

223 Holy fuck the birth control thing again. It’s $5 a month FFS.

Look I should be able to pull as many trains down at the docks as I want without having to pay for it at all...ok? That's my right as a woman!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 03, 2024 03:56 PM (ibTVg)

224 These polls will soon cause Joe to:

Drain the remainder of the Strategic Oil Reserve, attempting to keep gas prices sorta low until November
......

Just paid $5.80 per gallon here today in CA

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2024 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

225
Just paid $5.80 per gallon here today in CA


I did that!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 03, 2024 03:57 PM (ibTVg)

226 187 This tailgate brunette in a dress doesn't trust public polling, especially this far ahead of an election:
http://tiny.cc/2n0nxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:49 PM (HnUIn)
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One of your best contributions. Of course, I am a brunette guy. I married one.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 03:57 PM (1bNHn)

227 If you had a sure-fire plan to stop the steal, would you reveal it in advance?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 03:38 PM (tkR6S)
_________________

THIS. Most certainly, this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2024 03:57 PM (fSRlj)

228 What if Our Betters realize they have screwed the pooch and the bills are coming due so they are fine with Trump being nominally in charge (reined in by the DS) so they can make a Hoover out of him with their media for the next 50 years?

I've thought that's pretty much what's gonna happen for a while.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2024 03:57 PM (2ocoG)

229 Just paid $5.80 per gallon here today in CA
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2024 03:56 PM (v0R5T)
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Yup.

The SPR has been drained and Biden promised to refill it. They just said, "yeah, maybe not. Oil's too expensive to refill it right now."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:57 PM (HnUIn)

230 A few weeks ago, I saw a dude who had written his social media handle on his rear window with a grease pen, above the words "SEND NUDES" with upward-facing arrows.



*starts scribbling furiously*
-- Trigglypuff

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 03, 2024 03:57 PM (9yWhg)

231 Ugh! Article likely means xhiden will be president again. None of the states are within the margin of cheat, plus the challenger should have the huge margin now, due to dissatisfaction with the voters bailing back to the incumbent as the election grows nearer.

Posted by: jeremiah at April 03, 2024 03:57 PM (h04CF)

232 This is how you know the election if fixed. When a campaign is down in pols it pivots. If they’re hard left on something they move to the middle. What is Biden doing? Doubling down the hard left. Because he knows it doesn’t matter he wins no matter what.

Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 03:57 PM (hxe/1)

233 Too many naysayers have infested this site.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 03, 2024 03:42 PM (RKVpM)


No that's not so!

Posted by: blaster at April 03, 2024 03:57 PM (ASVTS)

234 Holy fuck the birth control thing again. It’s $5 a month FFS.

Look I should be able to pull as many trains down at the docks as I want without having to pay for it at all...ok? That's my right as a woman!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 03, 2024 03:56 PM (ibTVg)
_______________

How much is penicillin?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2024 03:58 PM (fSRlj)

235 > He should get together with Lizzo.

You know the sound effect they use whenever Indiana Jones punches someone? Like that, but on repeat for 27 seconds.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2024 03:58 PM (Odg76)

236 The "making Trump Hoover" theory fits well with the vague "it's 1929 and 1938 all at once" feeling Insty keeps talking about everyone having.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2024 03:59 PM (2ocoG)

237 A few weeks ago, I saw a dude who had written his social media handle on his rear window with a grease pen, above the words "SEND NUDES" with upward-facing arrows.

Does this sort of stuff work on most women? No.

But does it work on some? Yes.

Along the same lines I get junk mail in my email inbox and my physical mail box all the time. I never, ever buy stuff through it. But...as long as someone does it is worth it for the people sending it to do so.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2024 03:59 PM (ibTVg)

238 234 Holy fuck the birth control thing again. It’s $5 a month FFS.
They're not using it anyway.. They use abortion as birth control

Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2024 03:59 PM (Akjoo)

239 I find it utterly impossible to believe that somewhere close to 55% of the voting population of this once-great nation are willing to vote for the Rutabaga in Chief after the last four fucking years of getting rogered in the asshole sans lube.

Un. Believable.

Posted by: ballistic at April 03, 2024 03:59 PM (oqH4h)

240 Just paid $5.80 per gallon here today in CA
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2024 03:56 PM (v0R5T)


But if you go to Costco on Wednesday with a senior discount in middle Missouri it's only $3.09 so that means saying gas is $6 a gallon a LIE!

Posted by: blaster at April 03, 2024 03:59 PM (ASVTS)

241 Holy fuck the birth control thing again. It’s $5 a month FFS.

Look I should be able to pull as many trains down at the docks as I want without having to pay for it at all...ok? That's my right as a woman!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 03, 2024 03:56 PM (ibTVg)

I don't have a problem with giving free birth control pills to all women who ask for them. One, it takes away a plank from the pro-aborts, and two, it might just lead to a decrease in the ranks of the Free Shit Army.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 03:59 PM (tkR6S)

242 2 Polls are for strippers. Or is that poles?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 03, 2024 03:21 PM (f6kTh)

___________________

Yes...definitely Poles.

Posted by: George YABLONSKI at April 03, 2024 03:59 PM (dIske)

243 25. That's all. Not saying how, why, when, where, just that he won't. And if I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but I don't expect I will be.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

How is easy if those stories I read about the house being one seat away from flipping D are true. They can declare him an insurrectionista and he's disqualified per the recent Supremes decision - no?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 03, 2024 03:59 PM (W3KWg)

244 I have the thought in the back of mind. A fear.

A few possibilities:

-More fraud than ever, as much as needed, no matter how bad it looks.

-He'll win but they'll refuse to seat him.

-They'll fix it so it doesn't matter anymore who's president;

-Apocalyptic disaster (intentional). That would get rid of a lot of us, and be something of a distraction. The privileged will live the high life in their underground pleasure domes.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 03, 2024 03:43 PM (hihOa)

All possible. And I'd be less roiled by it if they weren't as calm about all this as they are.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 03, 2024 03:45 PM (dGCAG)



Five more Republican Reps will resign or die, the House goes commie and votes out legislation to activate the 14th Amendment Insurrection clause and bans Trump from holding off.

Posted by: Crab People at April 03, 2024 03:59 PM (aD39U)

245 213 Too many naysayers have infested this site.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 03, 2024 03:42 PM (RKVpM)
......

I hesitate to comment until Eeyore weighs in.
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2024 03:54 PM (v0R5T)
______
I was #5. And I'd read some of the content.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 03:59 PM (1bNHn)

246 This is how you know the election if fixed. When a campaign is down in pols it pivots. If they’re hard left on something they move to the middle. What is Biden doing? Doubling down the hard left. Because he knows it doesn’t matter he wins no matter what.
Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 03:57 PM (hxe/1)
________________

I've thought that, too, but Biden is beholden to the hard left. If he moves to the center he'll lose BOTH the center and the hard left.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2024 03:59 PM (fSRlj)

247 "I dunno if it works, but it was one of the more absurd bits of sleaze I've seen recently.
Posted by: Joe Mannix"

How about car windows painted:

"Just Graduated! Headed to Spring Break! Send $$s to: "

Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 04:00 PM (vFG9F)

248 Brunette has a young Sofia Veragara vibe going.

Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 04:00 PM (hxe/1)

249 --On key issues, Trump holds an advantage on the economy, the border, and inflation, while Biden leads on abortion rights.--

Someone last thread was putting the blame for a lot of societal ills on women.
This does nothing but bolster that claim.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 03, 2024 04:00 PM (FCbAQ)

250 I'm the resident eeyore here. I live in a deep blue enclave. I've seen a ton of Kennedy lawn signs. Not a single Biden or Trump sign.

I get the idea that Kennedy will be in it right to the end, and then withdrawal and recommend Biden, giving mush-brain 4 more years.

Posted by: Defenestratus at April 03, 2024 04:00 PM (1fnC+)

251 Does this sort of stuff work on most women? No.

But does it work on some? Yes.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2024 03:59 PM (ibTVg)

Yeah but the result is probably similar to sex while in prison:
What you want, you ain't getting.
What you're getting, you don't want.

Posted by: ballistic at April 03, 2024 04:00 PM (oqH4h)

252 I don't have a problem with giving free birth control pills to all women who ask for them. One, it takes away a plank from the pro-aborts, and two, it might just lead to a decrease in the ranks of the Free Shit Army.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 03:59 PM (tkR6S)
__________________

You're hitting on all cylinders today. Agree 100%.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2024 04:00 PM (fSRlj)

253 209 Holy fuck the birth control thing again. It’s $5 a month FFS.
Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 03:53 PM (hxe/1)

That's less than one Bud Light at a gay bar.

Posted by: Roy at April 03, 2024 04:01 PM (z+ik4)

254 Too many naysayers have infested this site.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 03, 2024 03:42 PM (RKVpM)

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 03:57 PM (1bNHn)
......

heh.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2024 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

255 215 Based on any traditional metric not only is Biden not doing the things you'd expect an incumbent president do in a competitive race he's generally doing the opposite - literally everything he can do to make life worse for the average LIV/normie.

But then again as he said at one point in the 2020 election "I don't need votes from undecided voters"
Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2024 03:55 PM (ibTVg)

----------------

His 2020 basement campaign was also a complete anomaly in American Presidential races (other than maybe FDR during WW2). Hell, the Dems even stopped door to door canvassing. Yet somehow he was able to increase turnout by 20%. You would think political scientists would delve deeply into this miracle of politics but I've yet to see a single paper detailing what happened or how it worked.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 03, 2024 04:01 PM (++4z6)

256 How about car windows painted:

"Just Graduated! Headed to Spring Break! Send $$s to: "
Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 04:00 PM (vFG9F)
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Did you really see that?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 04:01 PM (HnUIn)

257 /off chitinous sock

Posted by: Crab People at April 03, 2024 04:02 PM (aD39U)

258 Biden leads on abortion rights.

Cue the "Right" screaming that we're going to lose the election because of this one issue in 3... 2... 1...

Posted by: pookysgirl, fighting a cat for control of her keyboard at April 03, 2024 04:02 PM (dtlDP)

259
I don't have a problem with giving free birth control pills to all women who ask for them. One, it takes away a plank from the pro-aborts, and two, it might just lead to a decrease in the ranks of the Free Shit Army.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 03:59 PM (tkR6S)

Yeah I’m there as well. But it’s $5 now. Going from $5 to $0 is what Shapiro is talking about. As if it’s this great hardship for women to get birth control.
It’s gaslighting to the max.

Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 04:02 PM (hxe/1)

260 dammit

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2024 04:02 PM (aD39U)

261 We saw that last time. If Trump manages to beat the cheat or they allow him to win, the Deep State will do its job again just like during the first administration.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Which will at least make for some interesting newscycles as he rolls out Schedule F firings, moves more agencies and depts outside of DC, uses special prosecutors to go after weak-handed Dems in Red states, etc.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 03, 2024 04:02 PM (IG4Id)

262 I find it utterly impossible to believe that somewhere close to 55% of the voting population of this once-great nation are willing to vote for the Rutabaga in Chief after the last four fucking years of getting rogered in the asshole sans lube.

We've got enough evil people in this country to get Biden maybe a fifth of the vote. They know what he is doing and they want more.

But most democrat voters just want free shit and don't care what goes into getting it for them. And here is where the Junta made a mistake. Many of them are getting government checks or have makework government jobs so they are happy Biden keeps spending more money...but just like everyone else they are getting hammered by the Bidenflation.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2024 04:02 PM (ibTVg)

263 --On key issues, Trump holds an advantage on the economy, the border, and inflation, while Biden leads on abortion rights.--

Someone last thread was putting the blame for a lot of societal ills on women.
This does nothing but bolster that claim.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 03, 2024 04:00 PM (FCbAQ)
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That was me. It's a considered position, actually.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2024 04:02 PM (fSRlj)

264 So here's the crucial question regarding 2024, that every real voter is thinking about.
What is the Republican Party going to do this time when their good friends across the aisle "fortify" this election?

It needs to be addressed as the base no longer trusts the dead elephant party since their silence during (and seeming culpability) in 2020.
Consider this a warning to the GOP and GOPe. We hate you. Do it again and see what happens. Your party will be so small as to be an after school book club and nothing more.

Posted by: Tracy at April 03, 2024 04:02 PM (Oxmhv)

265 while Biden leads on abortion rights.--

"I don't care if I live in an impoverished fascist dictatorship, so long as my daughter can get legal abortions into the third trimester!"

Posted by: AWFLS! at April 03, 2024 04:03 PM (YAtuc)

266 "Did you really see that?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) "

Oh yeah. There was another one I saw that was 'Buy me a drink" or something like that and a hashtag.

Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 04:04 PM (vFG9F)

267 Scoff at abortion all you want. It’s an albatross around every Republican running. See 2022 and 2023 elections.

Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 04:04 PM (hxe/1)

268 I don't have a problem with giving free birth control pills to all women who ask for them. One, it takes away a plank from the pro-aborts, and two, it might just lead to a decrease in the ranks of the Free Shit Army.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 03:59 PM (tkR6S)
________________

Pro tip: hand out birth control pills along with EBT cards.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2024 04:04 PM (fSRlj)

269 Oh yeah. There was another one I saw that was 'Buy me a drink" or something like that and a hashtag.
Posted by: fd at April 03, 2024 04:04 PM (vFG9F)
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Digital panhandling should be discouraged.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 04:05 PM (HnUIn)

270 Scoff at abortion all you want. It’s an albatross around every Republican running. See 2022 and 2023 elections.
Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 04:04 PM (hxe/1)



The pagans do what the pagans do. We just have to work around it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2024 04:05 PM (aD39U)

271 If you had a sure-fire plan to stop the steal, would you reveal it in advance?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 03:38 PM (tkR6S)
_________________

THIS. Most certainly, this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2024 03:57 PM (fSRlj)
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Never reveal a weakness. Never reveal a strength.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 03, 2024 04:05 PM (7fElN)

272 Scoff at abortion all you want. It’s an albatross around every Republican running. See 2022 and 2023 elections.
Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 04:04 PM (hxe/1)
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I don't scoff at it. It's appalling, but that's where we are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 04:06 PM (HnUIn)

273 240 Just paid $5.80 per gallon here today in CA
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2024 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

But if you go to Costco on Wednesday with a senior discount in middle Missouri it's only $3.09 so that means saying gas is $6 a gallon a LIE!

Posted by: blaster at April 03, 2024 03:59 PM (ASVTS)


AAA says the national average regular gas price today is $3.549

https://gasprices.aaa.com/

The price at Costco is about to go over $3.00 a gallon in my corner of Houston. Not good.

Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2024 04:06 PM (5fDan)

274 So, what do people think about the secret flights of illegals to parts unknown?

Could those flights be to states and cities where the left needs to "fortify" their fraud with warm bodies and ballots?

Maybe an EO granting amnesty to make it all legal?

Nah... that's just crazy talk. Right?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 03, 2024 04:06 PM (Q4IgG)

275 250 I'm the resident eeyore here. I live in a deep blue enclave. I've seen a ton of Kennedy lawn signs. Not a single Biden or Trump sign.

I get the idea that Kennedy will be in it right to the end, and then withdrawal and recommend Biden, giving mush-brain 4 more years.


so I'm doing my repeat of "obvious Jill Stein support" but with RFK Jr. I've got all the gear going!

and whereas Jill people were interested and positive, omg I am getting KILLED (figuratively!) with the RFK thing. big mad liberals here. do not like!

I find that interesting. also they are way, way less chill in general than they were in 2020, which I remember thinking "are they just accepting that Trump is going to get re-elected?" but no, they all somehow knew they had the steal set up. something is different now. it's interesting.

Alex jones thinks RFK Jr is playing spoiler on purpose for Biden, btw. he is sometimes right about things. RFK can get on the ballot if he really wants to, I think the Libertarian Party was supposedly a bit ok with the idea. I guess we'll see. I feel like he's actually going to be on the ballot this fall.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 03, 2024 04:06 PM (AcWfM)

276 Consider this a warning to the GOP and GOPe. We hate you. Do it again and see what happens. Your party will be so small as to be an after school book club and nothing more.
Posted by: Tracy at April 03, 2024 04:02 PM (Oxmhv)

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Most of them don't care. They throw election after election if a RINO gets defeated in the primaries.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 03, 2024 04:06 PM (++4z6)

277 Pro tip: hand out birth control pills along with EBT cards.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2024 04:04 PM (fSRlj)

Free vasectomies too.

Chop chop, snip snip and a bag of frozen peas.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 03, 2024 04:06 PM (R/m4+)

278 On key issues, Trump holds an advantage on the economy, the border, and inflation, while Biden leads on abortion rights.--
________________

I support Biden because I hate the DH and other rules changes in MLB.

(Every bit as sensible as supporting him because of "abortion rights.")

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2024 04:06 PM (fSRlj)

279 Yeah I’m there as well. But it’s $5 now. Going from $5 to $0 is what Shapiro is talking about. As if it’s this great hardship for women to get birth control.
It’s gaslighting to the max.
Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 04:02 PM (hxe/1)

Well, we know many of the women who need those pills are too irresponsible to budget five bucks to buy them on their EBT card. Making the pills free takes that excuse away from the Left.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 04:06 PM (tkR6S)

280 Never reveal a weakness. Never reveal a strength.

Don't call my bluff!

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 03, 2024 04:06 PM (ibTVg)

281 The pagans do what the pagans do. We just have to work around it.
____

Why settle for the lesser evil? Vote for Moloch

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 03, 2024 04:07 PM (fs1hN)

282
The Walt Disney Company (DIS)
118.98 -3.84 (-3.13%)
At close: 03:59PM EDT

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2024 04:07 PM (aD39U)

283 This tailgate brunette in a dress doesn't trust public polling, especially this far ahead of an election:
http://tiny.cc/2n0nxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 03:49 PM (HnUIn)

Unlike dr jill, this woman can pull off the French cavalry boots look. And she does it well.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 04:07 PM (W/lyH)

284 It's not just evil people and those who want free shit. For very many, party identification is part of their sense of identity. And they have trouble changing.

It can be similar to religion. Even when I was convinced the Episcopalians were run by Satan, it wasn't easy to give up on Anglicanism. I did, but there was a strong sentimental tie. And you can always look to good guys of the past (CS Lewis and Richard Hooker, among others, in my case.)

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 04:07 PM (1bNHn)

285 Why settle for the lesser evil? Vote for Moloch
Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 03, 2024 04:07 PM (fs1hN)



Cthulhu/Pence'24

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2024 04:08 PM (aD39U)

286 Digital panhandling should be discouraged.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 04:05 PM (HnUIn)
--------------
Beats having a sturdy beggar yelling in your face.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 03, 2024 04:08 PM (DeFcY)

287 At the rate they are going, TX is going to have 45 million new registered voters who all, conveniently, do not possess a photo ID and can only provide the last 4 of a ssn.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2024 04:08 PM (jtTfW)

288 Most of them don't care. They throw election after election if a RINO gets defeated in the primaries.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 03, 2024 04:06 PM (++4z6)
++++
Party Man.

They're not RINOs. The "RINOs" *are* the Party. That's all they want to be. That's their jam, and all they are. They are the mainstream, bog-standard, loyal, proper Party men.

If you call yourself a Republican, then *you* are the RINO, not them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 04:08 PM (HnUIn)

289 Pro tip: hand out birth control pills along with EBT cards.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2024 04:04 PM (fSRlj)

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Make sterilization a precondition for receiving one.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 03, 2024 04:08 PM (oTCgw)

290 Beats having a sturdy beggar yelling in your face.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 03, 2024 04:08 PM (DeFcY)
++++
Sure, but it's not like you get to choose. You get both.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 03, 2024 04:08 PM (HnUIn)

291 Scoff at abortion all you want. It’s an albatross around every Republican running. See 2022 and 2023 elections.

I'm gonna scoff, because there's been no proof that it got anyone to vote Dem that wasn't already going to do so.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2024 04:09 PM (2ocoG)

292 At the rate they are going, TX is going to have 45 million new registered voters who all, conveniently, do not possess a photo ID and can only provide the last 4 of a ssn.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2024 04:08 PM


Good thing that you can't vote in Texas without a valid ID. It's gonna take a 198% turnout to get enough cheat in Texas to turn the State blue.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 03, 2024 04:09 PM (QNSds)

293 A new poll of only mail in ballots received 3 days after election days shows Biden winning 871% to 0%

Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 04:10 PM (hxe/1)

294 Scoff at abortion all you want. It’s an albatross around every Republican running. See 2022 and 2023 elections.

I'm gonna scoff, because there's been no proof that it got anyone to vote Dem that wasn't already going to do so.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2024 04:09 PM


abortion didn't switch a single vote, what "outlawing" abortion did was motivate millions of lazy democrat voters to go to the polls. That made a huge difference.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 03, 2024 04:11 PM (QNSds)

295 New TX voter registrations:
Bob Smith 0001
Cob Smith 0001
Dob Smith 0001
Eob Smith 0001
Fob Smith 0001

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2024 04:11 PM (jtTfW)

296 A new poll of only mail in ballots received 3 days after election days shows Biden winning 871% to 0%

The ballots found in 2020 this way were generally something like Biden 1200 Trump 15. Often with the tranches having the exact same number of votes...

So I think you are being slightly pessimistic here - it will really be 100 to 1 not 800 to 0 : )

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 03, 2024 04:11 PM (ibTVg)

297 I'm gonna scoff, because there's been no proof that it got anyone to vote Dem that wasn't already going to do so.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2024 04:09 PM (2ocoG)

Elections aren’t won in changing minds. They’re won on turnout. And abortion is a yuuuge turnout motivator for women.

Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 04:12 PM (hxe/1)

298 New TX voter registrations:
Bob Smith 0001
Cob Smith 0001
Dob Smith 0001
Eob Smith 0001
Fob Smith 0001
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2024 04:11 PM (jtTfW)
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Yob Smith is a British football hooligan.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 03, 2024 04:12 PM (DeFcY)

299 >Biden gets 200m

There would be a silver lining to that.


If Trump is elected, I will be holding my breath all the way to January.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 03, 2024 04:12 PM (cf/0E)

300 abortion didn't switch a single vote, what "outlawing" abortion did was motivate millions of lazy democrat voters to go to the polls. That made a huge difference.

Did it though? That's the media's narrative, and the media's narrative is always a lie.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2024 04:12 PM (2ocoG)

301 if I look at the slope of your lines, Biden is gaining momentum as people start to pay attention.

The vitriol against Trump is increasing everywhere. ONline and on tv.

Posted by: jeff at April 03, 2024 04:12 PM (20K7l)

302 New TX voter registrations:
Bob Smith 0001
Cob Smith 0001
Dob Smith 0001
Eob Smith 0001
Fob Smith 0001
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2024 04:11 PM (jtTfW)

Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez Smith 0001

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 03, 2024 04:12 PM (R/m4+)

303 Elections aren’t won in changing minds. They’re won on turnout. And abortion is a yuuuge turnout motivator for women.
Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 04:12 PM (hxe/1)



and so? It's a given, like blacks have their votes cast for democrats. You do what you can.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2024 04:13 PM (aD39U)

304 Abortion… many people do not consider abortion the taking of a human life… many others simply do not care if it is. For them abortion is a matter of their civil rights.

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2024 04:13 PM (PCK5/)

305 New TX voter registrations:
Bob Smith 0001
Cob Smith 0001
Dob Smith 0001
Eob Smith 0001
Fob Smith 0001


What is suspicious about that you monkey brained homo sapien?

Posted by: John Bigbooty at April 03, 2024 04:13 PM (ibTVg)

306 "You would think political scientists would delve deeply into this miracle of politics but I've yet to see a single paper detailing what happened or how it worked."

We're right here you know. Sitting next to the Unconstitutional State Procedural Changes, Out of Date Voter Rolls and No Signature Verification Ballots. Oh, and Electronic Voting Vulnerabilities couldn't make it. He's getting an upgrade.

Posted by: Mail in Ballots at April 03, 2024 04:13 PM (f98mK)

307 WSJ, 4 minutes ago, Disney, Iger Defeat Activist Peltz in Shareholder Vote

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 03, 2024 04:13 PM (GshMh)

308 Posted by: jeff at April 03, 2024 04:12 PM (20K7l)

Jeb! is picking up momentum, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2024 04:14 PM (fSRlj)

309 Elections aren’t won in changing minds. They’re won on turnout. And abortion is a yuuuge turnout motivator for women sluts.
Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 04:12 PM (hxe/1)

FIFY

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 04:14 PM (tkR6S)

310 Did everyone enjoy their oyster foist?

Posted by: Jello Brain Biden at April 03, 2024 04:14 PM (na73u)

311 In 2020, did Trump ever lead in the polls ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2024 04:15 PM (Akjoo)

312 Jeb! is picking up momentum, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2024 04:14 PM (fSRlj)

Yes Sir! I am up to 4 folks now!

Please clap!

Posted by: Jeb!, Inbred And Loving It at April 03, 2024 04:15 PM (R/m4+)

313 WSJ, 4 minutes ago, Disney, Iger Defeat Activist Peltz in Shareholder Vote
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 03, 2024 04:13 PM (GshMh)


Yea!

The Walt Disney Company (DIS)
118.98 -3.84 (-3.13%)
At close: 03:59PM EDT

Posted by: King Pyrrhus of Epirus at April 03, 2024 04:16 PM (aD39U)

314 All they need is about 10% of those new registrations to be accidentally mailed a ballot and inadvertently counted without verification of ID.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2024 04:16 PM (jtTfW)

315 Nearly all the polls are samples of registered voters or "adults". Not worth the time for prognostication. The only question worth noting at this point is "The country is going in the right direction/wrong direction". That's an indicator for voter intensity. Biden's number there is subterranean.

Posted by: mrp at April 03, 2024 04:16 PM (rj6Yv)

316 Jeb! is picking up momentum, too.

Please give me the clap!

Posted by: Jeb Bush's malfunctioning teleprompter at April 03, 2024 04:16 PM (2ocoG)

317 At the rate they are going, TX is going to have 45 million new registered voters who all, conveniently, do not possess a photo ID and can only provide the last 4 of a ssn.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2024 04:08 PM (jtTfW)

-------------

I always figured that Texas seceding from The Union would begin Civil War II.

But Texas may first have their own internal Civil War with Patriots on one side and invading Cartels -- with help from the Red Army sleeper cells -- on the other.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 03, 2024 04:16 PM (oTCgw)

318 If abortion went away as an issue Republicans would win the suburbs again. I think a lot of people here just have blisters on to the reality of this. 2/3 of voters oppose abortion bans. And when a politician is against that 2/3 it doesn’t help. I don’t know why so many here dispute this.

Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 04:16 PM (hxe/1)

319 This tailgate brunette in a dress doesn't trust public polling, especially this far ahead of an election:
http://tiny.cc/2n0nxz

Not even a 4 at the waffle hut.

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 03, 2024 04:16 PM (89Sog)

320 If you're just looking at polls, Trump looks way stronger than he did 2016. I've never seen an incumbent with worse numbers.

All that being said, any and every Republican would/should be beating Joe Biden. Easily the most unpopular President in the last 50 years. I just don't have faith Trump can score the touchdown despite being on the 1 yard line.

Posted by: Blago at April 03, 2024 04:16 PM (KPn7T)

321 I think it is best to try to suppress the youth turnout. Have a PAC advertise on all the social media that young people shouldn't vote for either of those old geezers. That all the old people have rigged the system and it is best not to vote to perpetuate the system.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 03, 2024 04:17 PM (++4z6)

322 All these reports of close polls is total bs - they want polls close so suckers will continue donating to the campaigns.

Posted by: NovaSoon at April 03, 2024 04:17 PM (P1Zgh)

323 Yeah call women sluts, that’ll totally switch them to your side.

Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 04:17 PM (hxe/1)

324 "The country is going in the right direction/wrong direction". That's an indicator for voter intensity. Biden's number there is subterranean.
____

The gal in the bunny suit tells me whether I'm going in the right direction or not. Sometimes she sneaks up on me when I'm talking to a young girl. Scares the crap outta me! No joke!

Posted by: Kindly Grampa Joe B at April 03, 2024 04:18 PM (fs1hN)

325 In 2020, did Trump ever lead in the polls ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 03, 2024 04:15 PM


According to rcp, no, Trump never led in the polls from April on except for one rasmussen outlier poll in September. Trump led by 1% in that poll.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 03, 2024 04:18 PM (QNSds)

326 Yeah, killing babies is vital to life as we know it.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 03, 2024 04:18 PM (w6EFb)

327 Prediction: Trump gets 82 million votes and still loses.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2024 04:19 PM (LT5J6)

328 Good thing that you can't vote in Texas without a valid ID. It's gonna take a 198% turnout to get enough cheat in Texas to turn the State blue.

Posted by: Mister Scott


Yeah, we'll double check the photo IDs for sure - heh, heh!

- Houston, Dallas, El Paso, and San Antonio democrat election supervisors.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 03, 2024 04:19 PM (lTGtQ)

329 Yeah, killing babies is vital to life as we know it.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 03, 2024 04:18 PM (w6EFb)
___________

It's for the children!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2024 04:19 PM (fSRlj)

330 If abortion went away as an issue Republicans would win the suburbs again. I think a lot of people here just have blisters on to the reality of this. 2/3 of voters oppose abortion bans. And when a politician is against that 2/3 it doesn’t help. I don’t know why so many here dispute this.

Because there is no data proving it moved any needles, just a narrative.

Posted by: Jeb Bush's malfunctioning teleprompter at April 03, 2024 04:19 PM (2ocoG)

331 > Not even a 4 at the waffle hut.

You're either a damn liar or living near a patch of shockingly hot waffle hut patrons.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2024 04:19 PM (Odg76)

332 If abortion went away as an issue Republicans would win the suburbs again. I think a lot of people here just have blisters on to the reality of this. 2/3 of voters oppose abortion bans. And when a politician is against that 2/3 it doesn’t help. I don’t know why so many here dispute this.
Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 04:16 PM (hxe/1)


Not in Alabama, and thus, Federalism. I can barely care more for what you do in your state than I can what they do in France.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2024 04:19 PM (aD39U)

333 WSJ, 4 minutes ago, Disney, Iger Defeat Activist Peltz in Shareholder Vote
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 03, 2024 04:13 PM (GshMh)

Yea!

The Walt Disney Company (DIS)
118.98 -3.84 (-3.13%)
At close: 03:59PM EDT
Posted by: King Pyrrhus of Epirus at April 03, 2024 04:16 PM (aD39U)

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Faster Mickeymouse! Die! Die!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 03, 2024 04:19 PM (oTCgw)

334 http://tiny.cc/2n0nxz

Not even a 4 at the waffle hut.
Posted by: Outside of Life at April 03, 2024 04:16 PM (89Sog)
........

Easily a parking garage 8.

Posted by: wth at April 03, 2024 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

335 Yeah call women sluts, that’ll totally switch them to your side.
Posted by: Montec at April 03, 2024 04:17 PM (hxe/1)

If they think they need easy access to abortion as a form of birth control, then it's an accurate descriptor. Full stop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 04:20 PM (tkR6S)

336 322 All these reports of close polls is total bs - they want polls close so suckers will continue donating to the campaigns.

Posted by: NovaSoon at April 03, 2024 04:17 PM (P1Zgh)

+++

I look at them as busy work. An attempt to keep it looking legit, with Biden behind but still in the running. So when he wins no big surprise.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 03, 2024 04:21 PM (F6UFz)

337 I know plenty of voters that well tell you they will never vote for a Republican because of abortion.

Of course they tell me the same thing about taxes, immigration, hate speech, spending, and on and on.

I suspect abortion is a minor net plus for the Rs as I do people that refuse to vote for abortion supporting candidates even if they agree with them on everything else.

2022, like 2020, was all about fraud.

Notice the supposed blue wave over abortion only happened in areas where they believed the election was competitive and the left controlled the vote counting.

There was no abortion reaction in Florida, and hell in NY the Rs scared Hochul and Schumer out of the blue. No, obviously not enough to win, but you are telling me purple states saw angry abortion solo issue voters and NY didn't?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2024 04:21 PM (ibTVg)

338 But, Ukraine needs birth control ...

NIH dot gov: Contraceptive practices and intentions of Ukrainian women - PubMed

Do Ukrainians believe in birth control?
In the abortion and non-pregnant groups, no contraceptive use during the past year was reported by 27% and 20% and at the time of conception or during the previous month, by 61% and 51%, respectively. Nevertheless, no intention to use contraception in the future was reported by 15% and 8% of women, respectively.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 03, 2024 04:21 PM (GshMh)

339 Go look at a six month pregnant woman or look at a sonogram. Then tell me you're just fine with that and it's not murder. That's the debate we should be having, not whether the sanitized, ubiquitous general "abortion" should be permitted.

It's absolute proven garbage that we "lose" on the abortion discussion. It's how people carry out that discussion which is a problem. There is a middle ground on both sides and that's what moving it back to the states was meant to do, provide a measured process for the citizens to decide, not some court. As usual, most Republicans are cowards and can't articulate their beliefs. Hats the real problem.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 03, 2024 04:21 PM (PinD0)

340 Abortion is part of the Left’s Canon.. it is a Faith, in total, a new religion.

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2024 04:21 PM (PCK5/)

341 Nobody should be denied access to birth control because they can’t afford it.

That's why I sat down with ob-gyns Dr. Livingston and Dr. Mokkarala, and advocate Tara Murtha at @PPFA to hear how our new guidance that makes covering OTC birth control a best practice for insurers — with or without a prescription — will impact their patients and women across Pennsylvania.

So, I'm pretty sure there are clinics that hand out free birth control. Secondly, there are certain segments of our society that WON'T USE IT. They know about it, they can get it but they REFUSE to use it.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 03, 2024 04:22 PM (U8kCF)

342 331 > Not even a 4 at the waffle hut.

You're either a damn liar or living near a patch of shockingly hot waffle hut patrons.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 03, 2024 04:19 PM (Odg76)
_____
Or happily living in the Tenderloin District.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 04:22 PM (1bNHn)

343 Pretty sure Dominion already cashed the check. Brandon is Emperor for Life

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 03, 2024 04:23 PM (mkhjy)

344 his tailgate brunette in a dress doesn't trust public polling, especially this far ahead of an election:
http://tiny.cc/2n0nxz

Not even a 4 at the waffle hut.
Posted by: Outside of Life at April 03, 2024 04:16 PM (89Sog)


*checks for location of nearest Waffle Hut, books trip*

Posted by: spindrift at April 03, 2024 04:23 PM (OguvZ)

345 Easily a parking garage 8.
Posted by: wth at April 03, 2024 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

Depends on where parking garage is.

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 03, 2024 04:23 PM (89Sog)

346 Abortion is part of the Left’s Canon.. it is a Faith, in total, a new religion.
Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2024 04:21 PM (PCK5/)



It's like being in a cannibal cult. Once you get an abortion, it's rare indeed to able to admit to yourself that you murdered your own child. The Democrats own you then, forever.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2024 04:24 PM (aD39U)

347 I support Biden because I hate the DH and other rules changes in MLB.

(Every bit as sensible as supporting him because of "abortion rights.")

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2024 04:06 PM (fSRlj)

Well, I hate those too and I'm not voting for Biden.

Posted by: pookysgirl hates non-World Series interleague play at April 03, 2024 04:24 PM (dtlDP)

348 Secondly, there are certain segments of our society that WON'T USE IT. They know about it, they can get it but they REFUSE to use it.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 03, 2024 04:22 PM (U8kCF)
_________________

"Can't fool me. Have more chilun, get mo' money from welfare."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2024 04:24 PM (fSRlj)

349 The SC handed a tailwind for Democrats for possibly a generation with the abortion issue.

Theyre even winning in the Bible belt by just running on abortion.

The worst part is, if anything, getting rid of Roe vs Wade seems to have made the abortion laws "worse".

Posted by: Blago at April 03, 2024 04:24 PM (KPn7T)

350 339 Go look at a six month pregnant woman or look at a sonogram. Then tell me you're just fine with that and it's not murder. That's the debate we should be having, not whether the sanitized, ubiquitous general "abortion" should be permitted.

It's absolute proven garbage that we "lose" on the abortion discussion. It's how people carry out that discussion which is a problem. There is a middle ground on both sides and that's what moving it back to the states was meant to do, provide a measured process for the citizens to decide, not some court. As usual, most Republicans are cowards and can't articulate their beliefs. Hats the real problem.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 03, 2024 04:21 PM (PinD0)
_______
Exactly. And there's the fact that after years of empty anti-abortion rhetoric, the pols are reluctant to speak of it. If they believed what they'd been saying, they'd be more articulate.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 04:24 PM (1bNHn)

351 >>Yeah call women sluts, that’ll totally switch them to your side.


In my experience, as long as you slap them on the ass and pull their hair while you do it...
most like that.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2024 04:25 PM (6LNZw)

352 If we fight, we might lose! Surrender now!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2024 04:25 PM (jtTfW)

353 Pretty sure Dominion already cashed the check. Brandon is Emperor for Life
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 03, 2024 04:23 PM (mkhjy)
_____________

So ... a few months, then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 03, 2024 04:25 PM (fSRlj)

354 Pretty sure Dominion already cashed the check. Brandon is Emperor for Life
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 03, 2024 04:23 PM (mkhjy)

But Dominion is so safe! Hell, it doesn't even connect to the internet!

Hahahahaha...what a scam. Votes down the toilet.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 03, 2024 04:26 PM (R/m4+)

355 340 Abortion is part of the Left’s Canon.. it is a Faith, in total, a new religion.
Posted by: tubal



Everything old is new again. Child sacrifice has ancient Pagan roots.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 03, 2024 04:26 PM (sAmhv)

356 Literally nobody is denied access to bc. Nobody.
It is like saying nobody should be denied access to air.
Create a fake problem
Propose a government solution
Scare people into thinking they will lose access to the thing because republicans hate them and want them dead.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 03, 2024 04:27 PM (jtTfW)

357 NY abortion law is no excuses up to six months. Six months to birth there is no penalty. That's because Democrats restructured the law into the health code to remove the penalties and add general language that obfuscated the need for a reason. So basically, you can murder your baby right up until delivery.

I doubt many people know that or believe it's reasonable. Yet hear we are.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 03, 2024 04:27 PM (PinD0)

358 The worst part is, if anything, getting rid of Roe vs Wade seems to have made the abortion laws "worse".
Posted by: Blago at April 03, 2024 04:24 PM (KPn7T)


I guess it depends on where you live. In Alabama, where I live, elective abortions are 100% illegal. Hell, we just had to rush through a law because someone accidentally killed some embryos in an IVF clinic and the parents wanted more money than for mere loss of property.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 03, 2024 04:27 PM (aD39U)

359 Secondly, there are certain segments of our society that WON'T USE IT. They know about it, they can get it but they REFUSE to use it.

Pearl Davis interviewed a guy with 7 baby mommas. He said he was clear with the women that he wasn't going to use a condom and expected them to take care of it and...they didn't care.

Amusingly then she asked why he wasn't on the hook for child support for all those kids and his answer was he never let the women in question know his real name, where he lived, or where he worked.

So...they are having unprotected sex with someone they literally know nothing about...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2024 04:27 PM (ibTVg)

360 355 340 Abortion is part of the Left’s Canon.. it is a Faith, in total, a new religion.
Posted by: tubal


Everything old is new again. Child sacrifice has ancient Pagan roots.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 03, 2024 04:26 PM (sAmhv)

Hmmm… add in Sodomy and genital mutilation…

Posted by: tubal at April 03, 2024 04:28 PM (PCK5/)

361 Everything old is new again. Child sacrifice has ancient Pagan roots.

I've seen various modern academics try to argue that Carthage and the Canaanites didn't practice child sacrifice and...the historical record is just way too strong to get away with a lie like that

Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2024 04:29 PM (ibTVg)

362 Go look at a six month pregnant woman or look at a sonogram. Then tell me you're just fine with that and it's not murder.

RazörFist
@RAZ0RFIST
Mar 30
I don't oppose abortion because I "have no idea when life begins."

I oppose abortion because I know exactly when death begins.


Best framing I've seen.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 03, 2024 04:29 PM (2ocoG)

363 So, I'm pretty sure there are clinics that hand out free birth control. Secondly, there are certain segments of our society that WON'T USE IT. They know about it, they can get it but they REFUSE to use it.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 03, 2024 04:22 PM (U8kCF)

Given the side effects of birth control (that young women are finding out about not from their doctors but the internet), there may be a reluctance to use it not just because of the inconvenience. But I doubt there are studies on this, since things that our ruling class don't want to be known would get out.

Posted by: pookysgirl, knower of forbidden knowledge at April 03, 2024 04:31 PM (dtlDP)

364 Prediction: Trump gets 82 million votes and still loses.

Posted by: ... at April 03, 2024 04:19 PM (LT5J6)

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F. Joe Mugabe has already secured 100 million votes from Beijing and Fox News has already called Arizona for him.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 03, 2024 04:31 PM (Dd4QC)

365 It's absolute proven garbage that we "lose" on the abortion discussion.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 03, 2024 04:21 PM (PinD0)


If abortion were to be voted on nationally as a referendum I think you would be correct.

But the Democrat party uses abortion to galvanize support among single women...and get them to vote. They whip up anger and fear, and it works, and they get their 2% bump, which is all they need in many places.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2024 04:31 PM (gSZYf)

366 Nood Sydney Sweeny.

(That'll bring 'em.)

Posted by: Eeyore at April 03, 2024 04:31 PM (1bNHn)

367 nood


Mouse

Posted by: banana Dream at April 03, 2024 04:31 PM (Y6IkP)

368 "The worst part is, if anything, getting rid of Roe vs Wade seems to have made the abortion laws "worse".
Posted by: Blago at April 03, 2024 04:24 PM (KPn7T)"

By "worse" you mean more protection for children in the womb? Because if you look state by star that's what largely happened except for places like Ohio where activist groups subverted the lawmaking process.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 03, 2024 04:32 PM (PinD0)

369 Biden's slight (so far) improvement in the polls is probably due to public perception that the economy is improving, imo.

The jobs reports HAVE been strong, it must be said. That includes today's JOLTS* report.

Inflation is awful, but the public expects it to improve.

*Job Openings and Labor Turnover Survey.

Posted by: mnw at April 03, 2024 04:32 PM (NLIak)

370 Again, the fact that Biden is polling anywhere above 2% signifies that a huge swath of our country is filled with abject idiots -- like, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, drooling, brother/sister-love idiots.

Posted by: red speck at April 03, 2024 04:33 PM (0Id0S)

371 So...they are having unprotected sex with someone they literally know nothing about...
_____

The taxpayer class will cover for the consequences of this behavior. Carry on.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 03, 2024 04:33 PM (fs1hN)

372 "Vigilantism". I just watched Death Wish 2 last night. Very satisfying. I might search out Harry Brown tonight.

Posted by: free tibet at April 03, 2024 04:34 PM (1wtUm)

373 I guess it depends on where you live. In Alabama, where I live, elective abortions are 100% illegal. Hell, we just had to rush through a law because someone accidentally killed some embryos in an IVF clinic and the parents wanted more money than for mere loss of property.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

But its the exception. for every Alabama there's 20 states that put it on the ballot and make the laws worse.

Even red states like Ohio have gotten looser abortion laws.

Its eventually going to be like gay marriage where it's just this accepted thing that Republicans have to stop opposing.

I think it's sick, but in 40+ states, its a losing issue.

Posted by: Blago at April 03, 2024 04:36 PM (KPn7T)

374 The problem with the "abortion debate" is that there isn't one.

It was my pie-in-the-sky hope that after the issue was returned to the states to decide, there'd actually be some level of debate about the topic -- definitions of terms, study of rates for various scenarios, discussion of when life begins, etc, etc. But what happened was a knee-jerk reaction. Red states outlaw it, blue states created "sanctuaries."

The fact is, no one will change their minds without understanding what's going on in the abortion industry. We always hear "What about rape/incest/financial woes?" And the Right side simply yells back, "Its murder!" Someone put together an eye-opening chart using Guttmacher numbers, and it's startling. Something like 95% of abortions are for no reason whatsoever -- purely birth control. All the other sympathetic reasons (rape/incest/life-threatening complications to baby or mother) are under 1% each.

When one side screams, "We need dialogue," but won't even allow clinical photos or illustrations as evidence, you know someone's being disingenuous.

Posted by: red speck at April 03, 2024 04:42 PM (0Id0S)

375 They want us overconfident, like the Red Wave that was a pond ripple. All the articles about millennials and Gen Z abandoning the D party along with Blacks and Hispanics. It's all Psy-ops.

Posted by: MikeyLikey at April 03, 2024 05:01 PM (VzWXg)

376 I am old enough to remember when the GOP was encouraged to embrace a "15-week ban" on abortion, which is more abortion-friendly than in many European countries. Youngkin was supposed to ride that proposal to a sweeping victory last November in Virginia.

Abortion advocates don't want compromise: they want genocide.

Posted by: Mhandisi at April 03, 2024 05:17 PM (SKxfg)

377 305 New TX voter registrations:
Bob Smith 0001
Cob Smith 0001
Dob Smith 0001
Eob Smith 0001
Fob Smith 0001

What is suspicious about that you monkey brained homo sapien?
Posted by: John Bigbooty at April 03, 2024 04:13 PM (ibTVg)

You need an ID to actually vote, fortunately.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 05:26 PM (8sMut)

378 Clay Travis and Buck Sexton will still insist RFKJr takes votes from Trump, which I cannot begin to fathom. I do not know how that is remotely possible.

I miss Rush.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 05:28 PM (8sMut)

379 Florida. Jennifer Horn on Gorka's show today floated a theory I cannot discount: DeSantis is going to double down on abortion flooding the state with unregistered voters to hammer him and Trump.

It happened here in MN against Scott Jensen. Republican women will vote against the six week restriction.

Since Ron works for globalist Ken Griffin I put nothing aside. I like DeSantis, but he has never had a real job.

Posted by: Danimal28 at April 03, 2024 10:09 PM (ryUqI)

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