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Trump Posts Violent, Inciting Video So Dangerous and So Corrosive to Our System of Democratic Self-Rule That the Noble and Brave Firefighter Media (TM) Wisely Refuses to Show This Outrageous Dark MAGA Extremism

Trump's gone too far this time, all of the independent, free-thinking media philosophers agree.

Biden campaign spokesman Michael Tyler absurdly claimed in a statement that the video was yet another instance of Trump attempting to incite violence.

This image from Donald Trump is the type of crap you post when you're calling for a bloodbath or when you tell the Proud Boys to 'stand back and stand by.' Trump is regularly inciting political violence and it's time people take him seriously -- just ask the Capitol Police officers who were attacked protecting our democracy on January 6.

I don't know if it's "absurd." This is pretty grisly stuff.

Content warning. Not for anyone below the age of 26, after your brain has stopped being easily changed, and not for anyone with a heart condition or general nervous temperament.

Seriously: This is spiritually dark. This will stain your soul.

Even Jon Stewart thinks they're assholes. Even Jon Stewart.

In another "even an asshole farts at noon and midnight a few times per year" news, the liberal establishment's pet Muslim Fareed Zacharia admits the left might be a little bit hypocritical in deciding who can, and who cannot, "deny election results."

That's a cowardly statement by Fareed. He could have made the more direct, and more devastating, comparison of Trump to Hillary Clinton, who alleged, on videotape, that Russia literally "changed votes" in ballot boxes, and who injected a massive, batshit crazy conspiracy theory about Putin "rigging the election for Trump" into the US government which we all suffered through for six f***ing years.

I've told the story of first seeing Hillary Clinton say that Russia "changed actual votes." I saw the clip on Jake Tapper's stupid show, one of the few times I watched it. I tweeted out "Wonder if CNN is ever going to question Hillary Clinton about her own conspiracy theory about Russia changing the votes" in the ballot boxes.

Jake Tapper, always scouring Twitter for slights, DM'd me and demanded: "Cite?"

That wasn't an innocent request for a citation, by the way. Jake Tapper is always ignorant of facts, and always insisting that if he doesn't know a fact, you must be making it up.

And I told him -- and this is 100% all true -- "I just saw it on your show. Three minutes ago."

He actually scours Twitter while on the air hosting his own show.

Does he not watch his own show? He set up the "package," the prerecorded report showing Clinton make this accusation, but apparently did not bother to watch it. He was too eager to get back to his Twitter power-search to see if anyone had mentioned him (or CNN) in the past twenty minutes.

Jake, if you can't be bothered to watch your own show, why should any of us?

Oh right, only a couple of hundred thousand viewers watch your show. And those figures include an average of eight cats for every AWFL viewer.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:35 PM




Comments

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1 good afternoon

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 02, 2024 03:36 PM (rOSoi)

2 >>>Posted by: Gouverneur Morris

i liked some of your earlier, funnier work

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2024 03:38 PM (KRtlO)

3 I have called the corgis

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 02, 2024 03:38 PM (rOSoi)

4 I love ALL your work, Mister O'Spades

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 02, 2024 03:38 PM (rOSoi)

5 LOL!

idiots; so blind they probably couldn't find an acorn.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 02, 2024 03:39 PM (PFYt9)

6 hmmm, gets comfy, tries that manspreading I heard tell about

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 02, 2024 03:39 PM (rOSoi)

7 I saw that and LOL'd... It was part of a car/truck rally for Trump with bunch of other vehicles... They are really reaching now...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2024 03:40 PM (Akjoo)

8 Q:
I saw that recently you said something like you’d won your election but you just didn’t get to have the job.
A: Yes.

-Stacy Abrams to The NY Times, April 28, 2019

Bonus quote "I have sufficient and I think legally sufficient doubt about the process to say that it was not a fair election"

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 02, 2024 03:40 PM (i7Q7S)

9 All while lecturing Christians their babies re: Bidens trans proclamation for Easter Sunday.

But a….mean decal, you guyz!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2024 03:41 PM (Hkcdp)

10 He actually scours Twitter while on the air hosting his own show.

Does he not watch his own show?


Anyone "watching" his show is stuck at an airport doing stuff on their phone, so why should he be any different?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 02, 2024 03:41 PM (JCZqz)

11 Dang autocorrect

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2024 03:41 PM (Hkcdp)

12 If Jake is sliding into Ace's DMs, then I hope Ace sent back some tasteful hobo porn.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 02, 2024 03:42 PM (piwf8)

13 I mean, this loon Abrams thinks she is saying something different than what Trump did:

"I make my claims based on empirical evidence, on a demonstrated pattern of behavior that began with the fact that the person I was dealing with was running the election. If you look at my immediate reaction after the election, I refused to concede. It was largely because I could not prove what had happened, but I knew from the calls that we got that something happened. "

-Hypocrisy is a virtue for Democrats

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 02, 2024 03:42 PM (i7Q7S)

14 Anyone "watching" his show is stuck at an airport doing stuff on their phone, so why should he be any different?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 02, 2024 03:41 PM (JCZqz)

Proud to say I never have and I never will

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2024 03:42 PM (Akjoo)

15 Yeesh, Jon Stewart is transcendentally annoying. I thought he might have changed his shtick from the Daily Show days, but no. He's still doing the same mugging and winking as before.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 02, 2024 03:42 PM (CsUN+)

16 To be fair, an image of Gropin' Joe on the gallows wouldn't fit well on a pickup tailgate.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 03:42 PM (tkR6S)

17 Remember, you don't hate the media enough. Putting few of them through some Comanche torture routines would be too good for them.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 02, 2024 03:42 PM (LjgPm)

18 At least that judge had the decency to ban Trump from discussing the fact that the judge's daughter is raising millions of dollars for Democratic politicians, and of course is getting a substantial slice of what she raises.

Remember when judges were supposed to recuse themselves if there was even the "appearance of impropriety"?

That was Old America, before Our Precious Democracy came about.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 02, 2024 03:43 PM (YAtuc)

19 First Q: What is Jake Tapper’s nickname here at AoSHQ?

2nd Q: Do you think he sprung for the cardboard membership?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 02, 2024 03:44 PM (9mfKN)

20 For spawns of Stan the Dems and their minions are a very sensitive bunch.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 02, 2024 03:44 PM (I8uyj)

21 [Hillary] Clinton talked about “the unprecedented interference, including from a foreign power whose leader is not a member of my fan club” — referring to Russian President Vladi­mir Putin, with whom she tangled as secretary of state.

“There was a lot of funny business going on,” she said.

Posted by: Jay in PA at April 02, 2024 03:44 PM (i7Q7S)

22 That's hillarious Ace. Did Tapper ever respond back?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 02, 2024 03:44 PM (Ag7IE)

23 FJB, never gets old or isn't relevant

Posted by: Zeera , becoming ungovernable by choice at April 02, 2024 03:45 PM (Z3n5G)

24 First Q: What is Jake Tapper’s nickname here at AoSHQ?

2nd Q: Do you think he sprung for the cardboard membership?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 02, 2024 03:44 PM (9mfKN)


I hear he got a T-shirt.

Posted by: Flyguy at April 02, 2024 03:45 PM (OYxA4)

25 I thought he might have changed his shtick from the Daily Show days, but no. He's still doing the same mugging and winking as before.

That's all he's ever had. He strayed from the plantation for 30 seconds and was promptly put back in his place.

Posted by: Kitchener Lesley at April 02, 2024 03:45 PM (CgQvH)

26 Our betters should refrain from looking into political cartoons of yore if this causes them agita.

Posted by: Piper at April 02, 2024 03:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

27 15 Yeesh, Jon Stewart is transcendentally annoying. I thought he might have changed his shtick from the Daily Show days, but no. He's still doing the same mugging and winking as before.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 02, 2024 03:42 PM (CsUN+)

Remember when he boldly proclaimed, “I’m not your monkey” during some interview on CNN (or w/e channel it was on)? I guess being someone’s monkey pays better.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 02, 2024 03:45 PM (9mfKN)

28 >>>22 That's hillarious Ace. Did Tapper ever respond back?

probably but I forget what he said. I'm pretty sure i was a pussy and tried to explain away his embarrassment by saying "i'm sure you're busy producing the show" or something.

I shouldn't have said that. I should have laughed in his ugly face.

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2024 03:46 PM (KRtlO)

29 Liz Cheney had a Tweet a couple of hours ago:

Donald Trump and his collaborators say the 1/6 rioters in DC jail are “hostages" and should be freed. The truth: over 90% are in jail for crimes involving assaulting police. No sane person would want to free people who attack police.

Lizzie was apparently in a coma during the summer of 2020.

There are dozens of people wandering around Portland who assaulted cops in 2020, were arrested, and then had the charges dropped.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 02, 2024 03:46 PM (YAtuc)

30 Remember, you don't hate the media enough. Putting few of them through some Comanche torture routines would be too good for them.

Would there then be iron in their words of life?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 02, 2024 03:46 PM (CsUN+)

31 I thought he might have changed his shtick from the Daily Show days, but no. He's still doing the same mugging and winking as before.

That's all he's ever had. He strayed from the plantation for 30 seconds and was promptly put back in his place.
Posted by: Kitchener Lesley at April 02, 2024 03:45 PM (CgQvH)

A one-tic pony, as it were.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 03:47 PM (tkR6S)

32 good afternoon
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 02, 2024 03:36 PM

Related to Garret Morris?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 02, 2024 03:47 PM (Ag7IE)

33 The truth: over 90% are in jail for crimes involving assaulting police.

False Liz

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2024 03:47 PM (Akjoo)

34 I think I understand what the problem is.

See, those moments when Biden isn't shuffled out into the public, for seconds at a time? I think they do have him tied up.

Someone thought this was an actual photo.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2024 03:48 PM (dGCAG)

35 The truth: over 90% are in jail for crimes involving assaulting police.

Yeah, I'm gonna need to see a cite for that.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 02, 2024 03:48 PM (CsUN+)

36 I shouldn't have said that. I should have laughed in his ugly face.
Posted by: ace at April 02, 2024 03:46 PM

Well, you called him out on his bullshit. Good on ya.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 02, 2024 03:48 PM (Ag7IE)

37 Hey, remember when a production of Shakespeare in the park in NYC did a show that had the assassination of a character dressed to look like Trump?

Seem to recall we were told to calm do, it’s just art that you deplorables wouldn’t understand.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2024 03:48 PM (Hkcdp)

38 hahahahahaha

Also like how Trump is using Border Bloodbath.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 03:48 PM (t/2Uw)

39 First Q: What is Jake Tapper’s nickname here at AoSHQ?

2nd Q: Do you think he sprung for the cardboard membership?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

I call him Turd Tapper

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 02, 2024 03:48 PM (MsrgL)

40 Anyone "watching" his show is stuck at an airport doing stuff on their phone, so why should he be any different?

Is that still a thing? CNN Airport Network was shut down several years ago, so airports are no longer getting paid to show it or however that deal worked.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 02, 2024 03:49 PM (2ocoG)

41 I call him Turd Tapper
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 02, 2024 03:48 PM (MsrgL)

Fake Yapper

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2024 03:49 PM (Akjoo)

42 28 >>>22 That's hillarious Ace. Did Tapper ever respond back?

probably but I forget what he said. I'm pretty sure i was a pussy and tried to explain away his embarrassment by saying "i'm sure you're busy producing the show" or something.

I shouldn't have said that. I should have laughed in his ugly face.
Posted by: ace at April

Way to go, Ace. Now you can’t run for president and my shot at being the official White House Barre Instructor are smashed to smithereens.

Posted by: Piper at April 02, 2024 03:49 PM (ZdaMQ)

43 I love the tales of Jake Tapper in your DMs...

Posted by: Inogame at April 02, 2024 03:49 PM (53oGX)

44 Also like how Trump is using Border Bloodbath.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 03:48 PM


It's brilliant.....turn the enemies attacks on you back on them and force them to report on it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 02, 2024 03:49 PM (QNSds)

45 I agree with Jon Stewart AND Fahreed from CNN….on the same day????

Man I am buying a lottery ticket.

Posted by: Montec at April 02, 2024 03:49 PM (4+s9S)

46 Wow Ace. A DM from Jake Tapper is waaay better than a text from Nikki Haley.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2024 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

47 I hate that Jon Stewart made me laugh that much. I mean playing clips of idiots in the media and then mugging for the camera is predictable and boring but still utterly hilarious.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2024 03:50 PM (7RYS8)

48 Hogtied is inaccurate. He’s a puppet on a string.

Posted by: Rex B at April 02, 2024 03:50 PM (8TJgL)

49 Never let these assholes say this “violent rhetoric” horseshit without reminding them how their side contantly talks about Trump getting killed or how often they publicly wish death on anyone they don’t like.

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 02, 2024 03:50 PM (tRd71)

50 If Jake is sliding into Ace's DMs, then I hope Ace sent back some tasteful hobo porn.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 02, 2024 03:42 PM (piwf



Obligatory

Hoboeroticism

https://bityl.co/P7zV

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 02, 2024 03:50 PM (L13ne)

51 32 good afternoon
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 02, 2024 03:36 PM

Related to Garret Morris?

Ace ball has been berry berry good to me.

Posted by: Taggart at April 02, 2024 03:50 PM (og5mY)

52 Yeah, I'm gonna need to see a cite for that.

"Parading" and "disrupting a Congressional proceeding" are just code words for attacking cops.

Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Liz Cheney, Traitor! at April 02, 2024 03:50 PM (YAtuc)

53 Trump or his surrogates could post a video of a rock, or a tree and the left would bug out over some made-up slight it's supposed to mean.

It's an anti-transgender tree! The rock... it's a metaphor for killing our democracy.

And so on. Because of course they would.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 02, 2024 03:50 PM (Q4IgG)

54 Still waiting for some apparatchik of the propaganda ministries to ask Hillary point-blank "John Brennan briefed Obama and his team that the Russia dossier came from your campaign. Do you deny it?" I'm waiting but not holding my breath

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 02, 2024 03:50 PM (Fol4f)

55 Related to Garret Morris?
Posted by: Minnfidel

News for the hard of hearing:
OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT!

Obligatory: When Saturday Night Live was funny

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 02, 2024 03:50 PM (rOSoi)

56 Eff them all

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 02, 2024 03:50 PM (EGSGm)

57 Where were all these people who want to punish "election denying" in 2016 and 2000?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 03:50 PM (8sMut)

58 I can't watch jon stewart. He revolts me.

Is anyone else annoyed that X makes you click over to their site to see the last thee words of every tweet? Why do they do that? The "Show More" is always in the middle of the line and not the end, and usually it is just a couple words missing.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 02, 2024 03:50 PM (1ThmO)

59 At least Jake Tapper won't beg for money...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 03:51 PM (tkR6S)

60 Hey, remember when a production of Shakespeare in the park in NYC did a show that had the assassination of a character dressed to look like Trump?

Seem to recall we were told to calm do, it’s just art that you deplorables wouldn’t understand.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2024 03:48 PM (Hkcdp)

If memory serves, it was a modern interpretation of Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar".

Posted by: mrp at April 02, 2024 03:51 PM (rj6Yv)

61 The fact of the matter is a lot of those so-called toss-up states di audits of the voting after,the e3lction. Significant vote fraud was found all in favor of the Democommies.

Posted by: vic at April 02, 2024 03:51 PM (A5THL)

62 Thing is... looking back, I'd say Stacey Abrams might have a point.
I know, I know.. it's still hypocrisy... but what isn't these days?

Posted by: Inogame at April 02, 2024 03:51 PM (53oGX)

63 “No sane person would want to free people who assault police”

Um..
Uhhhhhhhh
You calling every blue city DA insane?
Ever met a Soros-backed DA, Liz???

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2024 03:51 PM (Hkcdp)

64 Remember when the left made a movie about Bush getting assassinated? That was cool. But a picture of Biden in a truck…beyond the pale.

Posted by: Montec at April 02, 2024 03:51 PM (4+s9S)

65 First Q: What is Jake Tapper’s nickname here at AoSHQ?
......

Sid?

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2024 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

66
Trump recently coined Biden Border Bloodbath and Violent Migrant.

He's gonna chase bloodbath AND migrant away and force them to come up with new shit.

Alliteration and rhyming. He knows how it's done that's for sure. Trust me, Trump is likely the closest we will ever get to what it feels like to be on the Left - though Palin and Breitbart gave us similar good times - so enjoy it while you can.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2024 03:53 PM (7RYS8)

67 @35

>>Yeah, I'm gonna need to see a cite for that.

The vast overwhelming majority of the 1000 plus people arrested over J6 where bullshit like parading, obstructing an official proceeding and similar.

In fact they just arrested a Blaze Reporter over 3 years later for bullsh*t trumped up nonsense.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2024 03:53 PM (XV/Pl)

68 Is anyone else annoyed that X makes you click over to their site to see the last thee words of every tweet?

No. I'm not a baboon that feels compelled to click on obvious click-bait.

If it was important, then there would be no need to drill down and tap their dopamine drip with more attention.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 02, 2024 03:53 PM (4HcMG)

69 64 Remember when the left made a movie about Bush getting assassinated? That was cool. But a picture of Biden in a truck…beyond the pale.

Posted by: Montec at April 02, 2024 03:51 PM (4+s9S)

It would've been if it was Biden with Ashley in the shower. I mean, it's worse that it REALLY happened that Joey showered with his daughter in the way she recounts it in her diary...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 03:53 PM (ynpvh)

70 Now an image of what goes on when Joe Biden was showering with his young daughter... yes, that would be disturbing.

That on the back of the truck....that looks like what happens in the White House every time his keepers are afraid that Senile Wandering Joe is going out to sniff kids.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2024 03:53 PM (nFnyb)

71 Ace, I think that "every asshole.." bit still needs work.

Maybe "Every asshole hits high C once in a while." Or maybe "Not every fart out of an asshole is a shart"?

I don't know,. I don't do humor. It just sounds strained as is.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 02, 2024 03:53 PM (1ThmO)

72 I think it's funny

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2024 03:54 PM (fwDg9)

73 Thing is... looking back, I'd say Stacey Abrams might have a point.
I know, I know.. it's still hypocrisy... but what isn't these days?
Posted by: Inogame at April 02, 2024 03:51 PM (53oGX)

Spheres typically don't have points.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 03:54 PM (tkR6S)

74
Networks have no trouble showing P*ss Christ though. In fact they celebrate it as "art".

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2024 03:54 PM (7RYS8)

75 71 Ace, I think that "every asshole.." bit still needs work.

Maybe "Every asshole hits high C once in a while." Or maybe "Not every fart out of an asshole is a shart"?

I don't know,. I don't do humor. It just sounds strained as is.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 02, 2024 03:53 PM (1ThmO)

Every asshole is shitty. Some constipated assholes may be less so.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 03:55 PM (ynpvh)

76 Thing is... looking back, I'd say Stacey Abrams might have a point.
I know, I know.. it's still hypocrisy... but what isn't these days?
Posted by: Inogame
---
Regarding Kemp being Sec of State and thus in charge of elections, and also a candidate on the ballot? Yep, I think she has a point on that. (Arizona Abortion Mouse or whoever she is was also Sec of State and candidate for governor, IIRC)

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 02, 2024 03:55 PM (wQXfi)

77 The dickens they say. :/

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 02, 2024 03:55 PM (as3uC)

78 Related to Garret Morris?
Posted by: Minnfidel

News for the hard of hearing:
OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT!

Obligatory: When Saturday Night Live was funny
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at April 02, 2024 03:50 PM (rOSoi)

LOL !!!

Posted by: JT at April 02, 2024 03:55 PM (T4tVD)

79 Stacey Abrams claimed the election was stolen because - get this! - they cleaned their voter rolls, removing 90k + names where they could not find them using two or more methods of contact (mail, phone call, etc.). Georgia removed the extra fake voters whose ballots could be used to steal the election.

Abrams does not have a point, she’s just pissed they took her backup vote manufacturing option away.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 02, 2024 03:55 PM (Hkcdp)

80 Also like how Trump is using Border Bloodbath.

--

Biden's Border Bloodbath.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2024 03:55 PM (mupln)

81 73 Thing is... looking back, I'd say Stacey Abrams might have a point.
I know, I know.. it's still hypocrisy... but what isn't these days?
Posted by: Inogame at April 02, 2024 03:51 PM (53oGX)

Spheres typically don't have points.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 03:54 PM (tkR6S)

Infinite number of points make it up. A tangent line is perpendicular to a circle or sphere at exactly one point...
Yeah, no math rule...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 03:56 PM (ynpvh)

82 Gollum is a more sympathetic person than these vile vermin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 03:56 PM (SW3Kq)

83 Youtube offered me a package with 100 cable channels for a price I wouldn't pay a tenth of, setting aside the commercial interruptions I won't sit through.

These people are disgusting and unserious, and will not be in these positions too much longer. I used to be afraid that it might inexplicably go on for decades.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 02, 2024 03:56 PM (cf/0E)

84 Willowed: You're better off buying as much house as you can now, because once rates start coming down, the market will go bananas. You can always refinance, even multiple times. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 02, 2024


***
My plan is not to treat the house I buy as an ATM, but as a dwelling. If I can refinance later, all to the good, but first and foremost I want a place to *live*.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 03:56 PM (J2vNu)

85 I shouldn't have said that. I should have laughed in his ugly face.
Posted by: ace at April 02, 2024 03:46 PM (KRtlO)

We all go through it. I think about all those times I was nice to you.

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2024 03:56 PM (7RYS8)

86 Ace, I remember the twit Jake Tapper story. He is such a prima donna asshole. Here's your original post about it, from back in 20 and 19.


https://ace.mu.nu/archives/383382.php

Posted by: Charles Nelson Reilly at April 02, 2024 03:56 PM (h8c/W)

87 Jon Stewart is too angry to be funny. I can't stand the dude.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 03:56 PM (8sMut)

88 Finally a federal judge reign in some of Biden's illegal "regulations".


On Fox" Federal court strikes down Biden's climate rule for states this is the one who basically made gasoline engines illegal.

Posted by: vic at April 02, 2024 03:57 PM (A5THL)

89 74
Networks have no trouble showing P*ss Christ though. In fact they celebrate it as "art".

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2024 03:54 PM (7RYS

I don't think they showed the George Floyd mural that was struck by lightning, even though there were power poles and tree nearby that were much higher...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 03:57 PM (ynpvh)

90 Even Jon Stewart thinks they're assholes. Even Jon Stewart.

In fairness no one knows leftwing assholes like Jon Stewart. I mean, its like he knows them like the back of his own hands...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2024 03:57 PM (ibTVg)

91
The truth: over 90% are in jail for crimes involving assaulting police.

False Liz
Posted by: It's me donna


Those aliens who stormed the border and attacked guards have all been released from custody.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 02, 2024 03:57 PM (63Dwl)

92 When was the last time the Democrats conceded an election?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 02, 2024 03:58 PM (82TbC)

93 Never let these assholes say this “violent rhetoric” horseshit without reminding them how their side contantly talks about Trump getting killed or how often they publicly wish death on anyone they don’t like.

--

Kathy Griffin's bloody and severed Trump head comes to mind. As does Johnny Depp wishing for another John Wilkes Boothe when Trump was in office.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2024 03:58 PM (mupln)

94 Spheres typically don't have points.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


*Eigenvectors have entered the chat*

Posted by: Eigenvalue at April 02, 2024 03:58 PM (MsrgL)

95 They turned an okay sign into a racist symbol.
They sometimes have to go back hundred's of years to find a way to force a racist, homophobic, take on a common expression in order to slime Rs. Of course, this never happens to Ds.
Even though conservative women are some of the strongest voices on the right, they still use Stepford wives type memes to denegrate us.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 03:58 PM (t/2Uw)

96 92 When was the last time the Democrats conceded an election?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 02, 2024 03:58 PM (82TbC)

1860?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 03:59 PM (ynpvh)

97 92 When was the last time the Democrats conceded an election?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 02, 2024 03:58 PM (82TbC)

They wait till the votes are miraculously "found."

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2024 03:59 PM (Akjoo)

98 On Fox" Federal court strikes down Biden's climate rule for states this is the one who basically made gasoline engines illegal.
Posted by: vic at April 02, 2024 03:57 PM (A5THL)
........

Now do Greasy Gavin please. Thank you.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

99 I'm happy to say I've never watched even 2 minutes of Jon Stewart.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2024 03:59 PM (mupln)

100 > The vast overwhelming majority of the 1000 plus people arrested over J6 where bullshit like parading, obstructing an official proceeding and similar.

Several have been convicted based on testimony by Capitol Police that 1/6 video has proven to be 100% false. CHP have testified under oath about attacks that did not happen.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2024 03:59 PM (Odg76)

101 Networks have no trouble showing P*ss Christ though. In fact they celebrate it as "art".

I remember seeing an "art" class that the US government was running in 'Stan for women before Biden cut and ran.

Were they showing art that would align more with Muslim sensitives like say landscapes or abstract stuff?

Oh hell no. They decided to introduce these Muslim women to art with...Duchamp's urinal. And you could literally see on their faces how uncomfortable they were with this crap.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2024 04:00 PM (ibTVg)

102 [Hillary] Clinton talked about “the unprecedented interference, including from a foreign power whose leader is not a member of my fan club” — referring to Russian President Vladi­mir Putin, with whom she tangled as secretary of state.

“There was a lot of funny business going on,” she said.
Posted by: Jay in PA at April 02, 2024 03:44 PM (i7Q7S)

Why wouldn't Putin be in her fan club? She sold them a ton of Uranium

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 04:00 PM (eoQWY)

103 Even though conservative women are some of the strongest voices on the right, they still use Stepford wives type memes to denegrate us.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 03:58 PM (t/2Uw)

Even though men and women with the slightest intellignece know that meme to be total BS.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 04:00 PM (8sMut)

104 On Fox" Federal court strikes down Biden's climate rule for states this is the one who basically made gasoline engines illegal.
Posted by: vic at April 02, 2024 03:57 PM (A5THL)

Great Scot! What will this do to the Vermont legislature's eagerly anticipated lawfare onslaught against fossil-fuel corporate behemoths? Justice for Gaia!

Posted by: mrp at April 02, 2024 04:00 PM (rj6Yv)

105 95 They turned an okay sign into a racist symbol.
They sometimes have to go back hundred's of years to find a way to force a racist, homophobic, take on a common expression in order to slime Rs. Of course, this never happens to Ds.
Even though conservative women are some of the strongest voices on the right, they still use Stepford wives type memes to denegrate us.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 03:58 PM (t/2Uw)

They don't like 👌?
How about 🖕? Is that racist?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 04:00 PM (ynpvh)

106 When was the last time the Democrats conceded an election?


I am 73 years old and I have never seen it.

Posted by: vic at April 02, 2024 04:00 PM (A5THL)

107
No math, damnit!

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 02, 2024 04:01 PM (MsrgL)

108 First Q: What is Jake Tapper’s nickname here at AoSHQ?
......

Sid?
Posted by: wth at April 02, 2024


***
Fake Napper?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 04:01 PM (J2vNu)

109 Several have been convicted based on testimony by Capitol Police that 1/6 video has proven to be 100% false. CHP have testified under oath about attacks that did not happen.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2024 03:59 PM (Odg76)

Biden still claims there were 5 CHP deaths

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2024 04:01 PM (Akjoo)

110 100 > The vast overwhelming majority of the 1000 plus people arrested over J6 where bullshit like parading, obstructing an official proceeding and similar.

Several have been convicted based on testimony by Capitol Police that 1/6 video has proven to be 100% false. CHP have testified under oath about attacks that did not happen.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2024 03:59 PM (Odg76)

Yup. PROVEABLY false based on video showing the clocks and the timelines involved. Any of them prosecuted for perjury? Of course not; they're heroes of the deep-state.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 04:01 PM (ynpvh)

111 I'd like to see Cheney in prison.

She is much lower on the totem pole than Brennan, who deserves the gallows.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 02, 2024 04:01 PM (lTGtQ)

112 When was the last time the Democrats conceded an election?

--

Gore?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2024 04:01 PM (mupln)

113 When the 'news' refuses to show something the message is clear -

"All you viewers are too stupid to decide for yourself. So we will protect you."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 04:02 PM (SW3Kq)

114 102 [Hillary] Clinton talked about “the unprecedented interference, including from a foreign power whose leader is not a member of my fan club” — referring to Russian President Vladi­mir Putin, with whom she tangled as secretary of state.

“There was a lot of funny business going on,” she said.
Posted by: Jay in PA at April 02, 2024 03:44 PM (i7Q7S)

Why wouldn't Putin be in her fan club? She sold them a ton of Uranium

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 04:00 PM (eoQWY)

20% to Rosatom. Even more than Biden's 10%.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 04:02 PM (ynpvh)

115 Is Fareed Zakaria related to Frank Zakaria?

Posted by: Jerry Rivers at April 02, 2024 04:02 PM (1ThmO)

116 The Jake Tapper you see on TV, like all TV personalities really, is a made-up thing - it doesn't exist, even when its alone with itself. There is no "Jake" Tapper really, its just some sluggurt object that is paid to read idiotic musings from CNN man-bun writers, stand up in front of cameras and pout the "Jake Gravitas Resting Face" that it practices in the Green Room mirror each night exactly as his producers demand.

Posted by: Boswell at April 02, 2024 04:02 PM (K+UlC)

117 Youtube offered me a package with 100 cable channels for a price I wouldn't pay a tenth of, setting aside the commercial interruptions I won't sit through.

These people are disgusting and unserious, and will not be in these positions too much longer. I used to be afraid that it might inexplicably go on for decades.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 02, 2024 03:56 PM (cf/0E)

The other trick is that eventually they will add the commercials back in and keep the price the same.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 04:03 PM (eoQWY)

118 58 I can't watch jon stewart. He revolts me.

Is anyone else annoyed that X makes you click over to their site to see the last thee words of every tweet? Why do they do that? The "Show More" is always in the middle of the line and not the end, and usually it is just a couple words missing.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 02, 2024 03:50 PM (1ThmO)

To force you to get an X account. Bad idea. X or Twitter or whatever it is called is poison.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 04:03 PM (8sMut)

119 It's A Madhouse! A Madhouse!!!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 02, 2024 04:03 PM (9KyZG)

120
Jake, if you can't be bothered to watch your own show, why should any of us?


I have it on good authority that Teh Ewok reads his own blog...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2024 04:03 PM (n+4am)

121
Why wouldn't Putin be in her fan club? She sold them a ton of Uranium


While making sure that the domestic nuclear power industry would forever be scrambling for fuel by putting a huge portion of it in to Russian hands.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 02, 2024 04:04 PM (4HcMG)

122 Why wouldn't Putin be in her fan club? She sold them a ton of Uranium
Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024


***
This alone explodes the "Putin helped Trump" lie. Putin would know that HRC could be bought and manipulated; Trump (though he was partly an unknown political quantity in '16) would not. Of course VP would help Hillary and not Trump.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 04:04 PM (J2vNu)

123 Even though conservative women are some of the strongest voices on the right, they still use Stepford wives type memes to denegrate us.

I recently saw Don't Worry Darling which is a modern Stepford Wives type movie and the part that cracked me up is that I would expect close to 100% of modern American women would have picked the...

[SPOILERS]
Fake late 50s/early 60s world they inhabit in the movie as "Stepford wives" over their drab meaningless existence in Soviet America

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2024 04:04 PM (ibTVg)

124 109 Several have been convicted based on testimony by Capitol Police that 1/6 video has proven to be 100% false. CHP have testified under oath about attacks that did not happen.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2024 03:59 PM (Odg76)

Biden still claims there were 5 CHP deaths

Posted by: It's me donna at April 02, 2024 04:01 PM (Akjoo)

Ponch and John hurt the most...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 04:04 PM (ynpvh)

125 The Jake Tapper you see on TV, like all TV personalities really, is a made-up thing - it doesn't exist, even when its alone with itself. There is no "Jake" Tapper really, its just some sluggurt object that is paid to read idiotic musings from CNN man-bun writers, stand up in front of cameras and pout the "Jake Gravitas Resting Face" that it practices in the Green Room mirror each night exactly as his producers demand.
Posted by: Boswell at April 02, 2024 04:02 PM (K+UlC)

The fake Huntley/Brinkley, Walter Cronkite and the like were at least decent fakes. If you are making up a front image, why would you make it Jake Tapper instead?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 04:04 PM (eoQWY)

126 113 When the 'news' refuses to show something the message is clear -

"All you viewers are too stupid to decide for yourself. So we will protect you."
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 04:02 PM (SW3Kq)

More like, we don't want you to form your own opinion. In this case, it's funny not "upsetting" so they thought they'd make a thing out of it and keep you from seeing the funny thing. Afraid of preference cascade.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at April 02, 2024 04:04 PM (U8kCF)

127 Grandpa Jon.

Posted by: mrp at April 02, 2024 04:05 PM (rj6Yv)

128
They don't like 👌?
How about 🖕? Is that racist?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Clever. But I think that one is white supremacist. lol

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 04:05 PM (t/2Uw)

129 Wait, wasn't a color photo of a Leftist piece of trash holding Trump's severed, bloody head, featured on the cover of a Leftist magazine on every magazine rack in America?

Nah, I must be wrong. The Leftists would never stoop that low about a politician then complain about a photo of a hogtied Joe on one pickup truck. Right?

Posted by: Gref at April 02, 2024 04:05 PM (5fDan)

130 Yup. PROVEABLY false based on video showing the clocks and the timelines involved. Any of them prosecuted for perjury? Of course not; they're heroes of the deep-state.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
-----------------

This is what reparations means.
They want MAGA whites to go to prison and suffer the indignities they imagine every hippie/black/illegal/queer,... suffer from every day AND, they want to take all the wealth of country and redistribute equitably.

They know it is unjust, but they think it is "justice."

Posted by: Jerry Rivers at April 02, 2024 04:05 PM (1ThmO)

131
Gore?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2024 04:01 PM (mupln)


They did not concede that, they still screamed about it after SCOTUS ruled that the law in FL for recounts was over.

Posted by: vic at April 02, 2024 04:05 PM (A5THL)

132 That's a cowardly statement by Fareed. He could have made the more direct, and more devastating, comparison of Trump to Hillary Clinton, who alleged, on videotape, that Russia literally "changed votes" in ballot boxes, and who injected a massive, batshit crazy conspiracy theory about Putin "rigging the election for Trump" into the US government which we all suffered through for six f***ing years.

Well, yeah, but Fareed has a lot invested in living.

Posted by: blaster at April 02, 2024 04:05 PM (ASVTS)

133 Why wouldn't Putin be in her fan club? She sold them a ton of Uranium

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 04:00 PM (eoQWY)

20% to Rosatom. Even more than Biden's 10%.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 04:02 PM (ynpvh)
........

but she gave all the money to Haiti so it's cool.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2024 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

134 My plan is not to treat the house I buy as an ATM, but as a dwelling. If I can refinance later, all to the good, but first and foremost I want a place to *live*.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 03:56 PM (J2vNu)

Ugh, tell me about it. I have to time things here, almost like I'm trying to link up the lunar lander with the command capsule. When to buy, where to buy... prices are too high now, and rates aren't going to come down unless they think it can benefit them electorally.

But then once the nooks start going off, none of it will matter anymore.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2024 04:05 PM (dGCAG)

135 In touring news, King Crimson will be hitting the concert stage this summer in the form of Adrian Belew, Steve Vai, Tony Levin, and Danny Carey, tickets go on sale in April for concerts staring in September.

I'll probably see them at The Beacon theater in October.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2024 04:05 PM (XV/Pl)

136 "All you viewers are too stupid to decide for yourself. So we will protect you."

I've seen leftists argue that they literally cannot win a war of ideas if rightwing ideas are allowed to compete with their own in the minds of the public.

You'd think that would give them pause but...they just claims it shows normies are racist and really shouldn't be allowed to vote anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2024 04:06 PM (ibTVg)

137 39 First Q: What is Jake Tapper’s nickname here at AoSHQ?

2nd Q: Do you think he sprung for the cardboard membership?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

I call him Turd Tapper
Posted by: BifBewalski at April 02, 2024 03:48 PM (MsrgL)

I mean, if we stick with the Biden theme, shouldn't he be "Touchy" Tapper?

Posted by: Nova Local at April 02, 2024 04:06 PM (exHjb)

138 **
My plan is not to treat the house I buy as an ATM, but as a dwelling. If I can refinance later, all to the good, but first and foremost I want a place to *live*.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 03:56 PM (J2vNu)

This is why I won't buy a house until I have the good sense that I will be living in one place for awhile.

And since buying a house isn't the same as buying a loaf of bread, and far harder, it will be awhile yet.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 04:06 PM (8sMut)

139 The truth: over 90% are in jail for crimes involving assaulting police.
---

I feel like the words "involving" and "assaulting" might be doing a lot of work in this sentence.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 02, 2024 04:07 PM (3YdrS)

140 0 cops were killed or seriously injured at the J6 protests

but dozens have been killed or seriously injured by BLM...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2024 04:07 PM (ibTVg)

141 ... -- just ask the Capitol Police officers who were attacked protecting our democracy on January 6.

------------

How many were murdered by the J6 "Insurrectionists?"

I think at last count it was up to 15, as the toll continues to climb with each new scumbag's suicide or death from natural causes ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 02, 2024 04:07 PM (pCKll)

142
If you have to click to 'See More' on Twitter/X then it increases your 'engagement time' which is a key metric to Twitter/X.

Why don't you want a bunch of 'mericans to live on Mars and inbreed and have irradiated children living as vegans forever?

You're not a Great American.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 02, 2024 04:07 PM (RKVpM)

143 And those figures include an average of eight cats for every AWFL viewer.


MEOW!!!

(We're napping!)

Posted by: The Cats at April 02, 2024 04:07 PM (sAmhv)

144 I'd really like to see hILLRY hanging from an overpass, but she'd probably be wearing that blue muumuu so maybe not.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2024 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

145 139 The truth: over 90% are in jail for crimes involving assaulting police.
---

I feel like the words "involving" and "assaulting" might be doing a lot of work in this sentence.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 02, 2024 04:07 PM (3YdrS)

But they looked at my colleagues wrong.

Posted by: Hero In Blue at April 02, 2024 04:08 PM (8sMut)

146 144 I'd really like to see hILLRY hanging from an overpass, but she'd probably be wearing that blue muumuu so maybe not.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2024 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

Or if she's wearing the underwear Trudeau's momma wore before he was born...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 04:08 PM (ynpvh)

147
Biden's Border Bloodbath.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2024 03:55 PM

Better than Biden's Ashley bath.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 02, 2024 04:09 PM (Ag7IE)

148 In touring news, King Crimson will be hitting the concert stage this summer in the form of Adrian Belew, Steve Vai, Tony Levin, and Danny Carey, tickets go on sale in April for concerts staring in September.

I'll probably see them at The Beacon theater in October.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2024 04:05 PM (XV/Pl)

Really? I'm expecting to see them this fall... at the Forest Lawn Funeral Home.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2024 04:09 PM (dGCAG)

149 It’s mean spirited to show someone hogtied!

Posted by: Jake Tapir at April 02, 2024 04:09 PM (8TJgL)

150 Real "reparations " are money accessed againt Nations that started a war they subseq

Posted by: vic at April 02, 2024 04:09 PM (A5THL)

151 I'm so glad Jon Stewart is back on the Daily Show so I can not watch him again. I have fond memories of not watching him on the Daily Show years ago. Not watching Trevor Noah just wasn't the same.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 02, 2024 04:09 PM (3YdrS)

152
You're not a Great American.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 02, 2024 04:07 PM (RKVpM)

But Sean Hannity is.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 04:09 PM (8sMut)

153 149 It’s mean spirited to show someone hogtied!

Posted by: Jake Tapir at April 02, 2024 04:09 PM (8TJgL)

"I prefer chicken-fried"--Barbeque of Haiti

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 04:10 PM (ynpvh)

154 FK this keyboard and mouse.

Posted by: vic at April 02, 2024 04:10 PM (A5THL)

155 It’s mean spirited to show someone hogtied!
Posted by: Jake Tapir at April 02, 2024 04:09 PM (8TJgL)

Unless its a drag queen at a Library in front of 7 year olds.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 04:10 PM (eoQWY)

156 154 FK this keyboard and mouse.

Posted by: vic at April 02, 2024 04:10 PM (A5THL)

Sounds painful...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 04:10 PM (ynpvh)

157 Years ago I had a cow-worker that loved Jon Stewart and would try to show me his best bits.

And in each case they were things I'd seen days before, and done better, on various left leaning forums I would read.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2024 04:10 PM (ibTVg)

158 155 It’s mean spirited to show someone hogtied!
Posted by: Jake Tapir at April 02, 2024 04:09 PM (8TJgL)

Unless its a drag queen at a Library in front of 7 year olds.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 04:10 PM (eoQWY)

I thought that was part of their routine...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 04:11 PM (ynpvh)

159 Jon Stewart will score points with conservatives, if it means replacing a weak candidate. He is still unfunny and projects his punchlines by a mile, and no amount of beer would change that.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 02, 2024 04:11 PM (cf/0E)

160 To force you to get an X account. Bad idea. X or Twitter or whatever it is called is poison.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

--------------

I rarely click over, but a lot of information is passed around on X and bad as it is, I think it is a resource worth using.
I have never commented or posted or "Liked" on anything. I just read. It is linked to a google account I also never use.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 02, 2024 04:11 PM (1ThmO)

161 MSNBC employs a host of Russia collusion liar including the top liar himself John Brennan. The entire network is built on a foundation of lies.

The only one telling the truth is Trump. The 2020 election was stolen and evidence like what is coming on in Georgia right now, which MSNBC refuses to report, proves it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2024 04:11 PM (LkLld)

162 It’s mean spirited to show someone hogtied!
Posted by: Jake Tapir at April 02, 2024 04:09 PM (8TJgL)

Adam Schiff and Ed Buck called and asked if it matters whether they're alive or dead.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2024 04:11 PM (dGCAG)

163 Ace, I've never recovered from seeing that poor CNN logoman beaten like a rented mule by Donald Trump in the WWE wrestling ring! Nightmares, I tell ya, chills, brrrrr!! Thank heavens the media disappeared that thing!!

Posted by: Jewish Odysseus at April 02, 2024 04:11 PM (bvp+i)

164 Or if she's wearing the underwear Trudeau's momma wore before he was born...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 04:08 PM (ynpvh)

The dense swarm of flies should protect your eyesight like a #14 welders' glass.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 04:12 PM (tkR6S)

165 When I see a YT thumbnail with Jake Tapper innit, I think, with those eyeglasses on his face, that he reminds me of one of those East German economists expounding to the masses the triumphs of the previous Five Year Plan.

Posted by: mrp at April 02, 2024 04:13 PM (rj6Yv)

166 FK this keyboard and mouse.
Posted by: vic at April 02, 2024 04:10 PM

OK. first, you're gonna need some vaseline and a tube from a roll of toilet paper. And some peanut butter.

Posted by: Richard Gere at April 02, 2024 04:13 PM (Ag7IE)

167 DM doing the reporting MSM wont do.

You know all the illegals being flown in by Biden. Here's a breakdown of where they're being flown to:

1. Miami - 326,000
2. Houston - 21,964
3. Los Angeles - 8,382
4. Boston - 4,879

Crikey! 90% going to FL.

Posted by: WisRich at April 02, 2024 04:13 PM (G0vdT)

168 Kathy Griffin's bloody and severed Trump head comes to mind. As does Johnny Depp wishing for another John Wilkes Boothe when Trump was in office.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2024 03:58 PM (mupln)

----------------

* Madonna has arrived at The Party *

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 02, 2024 04:13 PM (pCKll)

169 FK this keyboard and mouse.

Posted by: vic at April 02, 2024 04:10 PM (A5THL)

Sounds painful...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 04:10 PM (ynpvh)

Just remove the GHJ keys, form a groove. Unless you suffer from white man disease, just remove the G and H.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2024 04:13 PM (dGCAG)

170 Watching a video of Biden being hammered into schnitzel might be going too far. Might be?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 02, 2024 04:14 PM (BjRQH)

171 If you are making up a front image, why would you make it Jake Tapper instead?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 04:04 PM (eoQWY)

This is a great point - Jake the Fake is probably the worst "poor man's" version of what you would order up if you were a competent Soviet Pravada trying to control a nation as ordered by a vicious killer dictatorship. He's laughably unbelievable and only makes the State's propaganda more mockable.

He'll probably be one of the first to be dragged mewling and sniffling to its "Wall of the People's Vindication" if/when it finally comes to that...

Posted by: Boswell at April 02, 2024 04:14 PM (K+UlC)

172 Was Madonna threatening to kill Trump by snu snu?

Because TBH I'd rather have Kathy Griffin cut my head off

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2024 04:14 PM (ibTVg)

173
If you think you're going to go into retirement and still rent, you're in for a disaster. 'Newcomers' get given more money then people who paid into the system for half a century.

Why the lampposts in this country aren't covered with the decaying bodies of corrupt politicians is one of the great mysteries of America 2.0.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 02, 2024 04:14 PM (RKVpM)

174 >>Gore?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 02, 2024 04:01 PM (mupln)


They did not concede that, they still screamed about it after SCOTUS ruled that the law in FL for recounts was over.
Posted by: vic at April 02, 2024 04:05 PM (A5THL)
__

If I recall correctly, technically, Gore did call Bush and concede, only to call back minutes later to take it back.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 02, 2024 04:15 PM (bNf8H)

175 144 I'd really like to see hILLRY hanging from an overpass, but she'd probably be wearing that blue muumuu so maybe not.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2024 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

I can picture this. She's swinging back and forth in the wind, like a silent, blue Liberty Bell.

Depending on the location of said overpass, she may be full of holes like a rural stop sign during hunting season.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 02, 2024 04:15 PM (I8uyj)

176 Just remove the GHJ keys, form a groove. Unless you suffer from white man disease, just remove the G and H.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2024 04:13 PM

O.K, who else here looked? (raises hand sheepishly)

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 02, 2024 04:15 PM (Ag7IE)

177 Why the lampposts in this country aren't covered with the decaying bodies of corrupt politicians is one of the great mysteries of America 2.0.

If there was an opposition party they'd be telling the FSA that every dollar the newcomers are getting is coming from their hand outs.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2024 04:16 PM (ibTVg)

178 My plan is not to treat the house I buy as an ATM, but as a dwelling. If I can refinance later, all to the good, but first and foremost I want a place to *live*.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 03:56 PM (J2vNu)

This is why I won't buy a house until I have the good sense that I will be living in one place for awhile.

And since buying a house isn't the same as buying a loaf of bread, and far harder, it will be awhile yet.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
---
It terrifies me that I'll be 80 when my loan is scheduled to end. I pay extra even if it's only $50 per month.

But I can see myself living here for the rest of my life (although I do not expect to live to 80), as well as working my current job until such time (if any) as I can retire.

(This is weird to me since I've been rambling around the country a bit for the last 20 years. Have I finally settled down?)

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 02, 2024 04:16 PM (wQXfi)

179 167 DM doing the reporting MSM wont do.

You know all the illegals being flown in by Biden. Here's a breakdown of where they're being flown to:

1. Miami - 326,000
2. Houston - 21,964
3. Los Angeles - 8,382
4. Boston - 4,879

Crikey! 90% going to FL.
Posted by: WisRich at April 02, 2024 04:13 PM (G0vdT)

And just remember: YOU have to undego an anal-rectal exam just to get on a plane. YOU have to show IDs. And if you bring a medically needed device like a nebulizer with you, you get MORE special treatment.

Not those guys because they are SWEETHEARTS!!!!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 04:16 PM (8sMut)

180 I was expecting that Biden thing to be an April fools joke but nope.

And Jon Stewart looks like he's about 100.

Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2024 04:16 PM (bS+DD)

181 John Brennan and James Clapper. Inseparable, like Abbott and Costello; Cheech and Chong.

Posted by: mrp at April 02, 2024 04:16 PM (rj6Yv)

182 @167

>>Crikey! 90% going to FL.

Of course they are, the Junta's gotta offset the Cuban vote and the vast majority of the incepts are adult military age men.

The one thing Cubans know a thing or two about is Revolutions.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2024 04:16 PM (XV/Pl)

183 >>On Thursday, journalists Michael Shellenberger, Matt Taibbi, and Alex Gutentag reported that the US intelligence community fabricated claims suggesting that Russian President Vladimir Putin favored Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton in the 2016 US presidential election.

https://tinyurl.com/7mjm9s9b

You have to go to foreign media sources to get the truth because our homegrown truth tellers in the media do nothing but lie.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2024 04:16 PM (LkLld)

184 If I recall correctly, technically, Gore did call Bush and concede, only to call back minutes later to take it back.
Posted by: Frasier Crane


Another calamity that could have been averted if Bush had just called "no backsies."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 02, 2024 04:16 PM (1ThmO)

185 I look at X on my laptop. I don't "follow" anyone, just keep the ones I like as favorites and pretty much check them every day. Sean Davis, Kurt Schlicter, Redsteez, John Solomon. The Israeli ones: Israel Radar, The Mossad:Satirical yet Awesome, The Times of Israel.
I really don;t see what the problem is.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 04:17 PM (t/2Uw)

186 Ace is a dangerous conspiracy theorist for stating Democrats challenge elections. What proof does he have?

Posted by: Ribbed at April 02, 2024 04:17 PM (Vsbiz)

187
There is a HVAC service firm around here that has a picture of a guy waving at you from the open backs of their service trucks.

I cannot begin to tell you how many drivers that follow these trucks wind up swerving off the road and crashing into something.

In Delaware!

IN DELAWARE!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2024 04:17 PM (xG4kz)

188 184 If I recall correctly, technically, Gore did call Bush and concede, only to call back minutes later to take it back.
Posted by: Frasier Crane


Another calamity that could have been averted if Bush had just called "no backsies."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 02, 2024 04:16 PM (1ThmO)

So many chads massacred...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 04:17 PM (ynpvh)

189 The last time I went to get my license renewed they hassled me because I didn't have some document they wanted on me. Note...this was to get it RENEWED. So they already knew who I was and didn't need it.

I noticed a sign on the wall while waiting though that said if you were an "undocumented immigrant" not to worry because whatever paperwork you have on you will be enough to get a license.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2024 04:17 PM (ibTVg)

190 The View Defends Decapitating Trump, Decries Hog-Tied Biden Decal

https://tinyurl.com/pxa6dcm4

Posted by: redridinghood at April 02, 2024 04:18 PM (NpAcC)

191 So what this means is, if he loses Trump will hog tie the nation before the blood bath?

Posted by: Ripley at April 02, 2024 04:18 PM (PTDkx)

192
It is time to call MSNBC by its proper name -- MENSES

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2024 04:18 PM (xG4kz)

193 188 184 If I recall correctly, technically, Gore did call Bush and concede, only to call back minutes later to take it back.
Posted by: Frasier Crane


Another calamity that could have been averted if Bush had just called "no backsies."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 02, 2024 04:16 PM (1ThmO)

So many chads massacred...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 04:17 PM (ynpvh)

How else can one interpret hanging chads?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 04:18 PM (ynpvh)

194 Watch that Stewart clip. His audience cracks up when they see the image but notice that after Stewart starts mocking the outrage, the laughter isn't as big.

Part of me thinks they were laughing thinking Stewart was going to make fun of Trump.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 02, 2024 04:18 PM (KbCG3)

195 If I recall correctly, technically, Gore did call Bush and concede, only to call back minutes later to take it back.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 02, 2024 04:15 PM (bNf8H)

"You realize that if Gore had just won his home state of TN all of this would be academic?" - Rush Limbaugh during the 2000 election fiasco

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 04:18 PM (8sMut)

196 Hog tying is islamaphobic.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 02, 2024 04:19 PM (Vsbiz)

197 I always think that plumber is really sitting on a toilet when he drives.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2024 04:19 PM (jtTfW)

198 196 Hog tying is islamaphobic.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 02, 2024 04:19 PM (Vsbiz)

Well, then, let the hogs run loose in the areas Muslims live, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 04:19 PM (ynpvh)

199 I cannot begin to tell you how many drivers that follow these trucks wind up swerving off the road and crashing into something.

In Delaware!

IN DELAWARE!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2024 04:17 PM (xG4kz)
------------

Imagine if those old Orkin trucks were still around. The horror, the horror!

Posted by: bluebell at April 02, 2024 04:19 PM (bS+DD)

200 And those figures include an average of eight cats for every AWFL viewer.

----------------

"That average has now declined to six csts, h8r! Thanks to Trump's Persistent Inflation, we've had to start competing with the cats for food, and post-birth-aborting the fastest ones ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 02, 2024 04:20 PM (pCKll)

201 In more important news - original Star Trek has lost another cast member.

The actress who played Angela Martine from the episode 'Balance of Terror' has passed away at the age of 85.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 04:20 PM (SW3Kq)

202 Part of me thinks they were laughing thinking Stewart was going to make fun of Trump.

You can find the video of the Colbert show when Trump fired Comey. He announced it to the audience and they started hooting and clapping happily - remember the left had been damning Comey for admitting Hillary had committed a felony.

Colbert told them to stop and vox-plained to them why it was not bad Trump fired a man that just days before Comey and others had said should be fired. And sure enough the people that had been clapping 30s before now went on to boo.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2024 04:21 PM (ibTVg)

203 " let the hogs run loose in the areas Muslims live, right?"

Or drop them from helicopters. The hogs, I mean.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 02, 2024 04:21 PM (Vsbiz)

204 I cannot begin to tell you how many drivers that follow these trucks wind up swerving off the road and crashing into something.

In Delaware!

IN DELAWARE!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2024 04:17 PM (xG4kz)

It's the F.H. Furr Co. in NoVA. His eyes.....they follow you everywhere!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 02, 2024 04:22 PM (T+Iwg)

205 >>@amuse

>>LAWFARE: Ex-Trump Election Lawyer John Eastman Has Been Disbarred. More than a hundred lawyers who represented Trump are facing similar fights - Democrats want to prevent Republicans from having access to the courts prior to November.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2024 04:22 PM (LkLld)

206 In more important news - original Star Trek has lost another cast member.

The actress who played Angela Martine from the episode 'Balance of Terror' has passed away at the age of 85.

Posted by: Anna Puma

Was she wearing a red shirt?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 04:22 PM (t/2Uw)

207 @201

>>In more important news - original Star Trek has lost another cast member.

There are only three of the main cast left and only two anyone cares about and when the Captain goes, that will be a very sad day indeed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2024 04:22 PM (XV/Pl)

208 Ace is a dangerous conspiracy theorist for stating Democrats challenge elections. What proof does he have?
Posted by: Ribbed at April 02, 2024 04:17 PM (Vsbiz)
........

Well, apparently he IS an expert at disinformation.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2024 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

209 Jon Stewart featured The Audacity of Grope on his show which the dumbass RNC never took advantage. A pile of gold served to them on a silver pallet by a liberal and they basically ignored it.

Posted by: polynikes at April 02, 2024 04:23 PM (MNhXM)

210 Ridicule is man's most potent weapon. But no matter how much you drink, you soon tire of fishing in a barrel for the libtards.

Posted by: Roy at April 02, 2024 04:23 PM (z+ik4)

211 Angela Marine was a gold shirt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 04:23 PM (SW3Kq)

212 At least, 10 million people would do that to him if they knew they could get away with it.

Posted by: Mark in SC at April 02, 2024 04:24 PM (ue/3w)

213 Their speech and actions are protests, ours are H8 speech and need to be punished

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2024 04:24 PM (fwDg9)

214 It's the F.H. Furr Co. in NoVA. His eyes.....they follow you everywhere!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 02, 2024 04:22 PM (T+Iwg)

Good thing they are not in the fast-food business.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 04:24 PM (tkR6S)

215 Of course they are, the Junta's gotta offset the Cuban vote and the vast majority of the incepts are adult military age men.

The one thing Cubans know a thing or two about is Revolutions.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2024 04:16 PM (XV/Pl)

A friendly reminder that illegal immigration is ONLY bad when it is military-aged men. Everyone else is 100% perfectly OK.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 04:25 PM (8sMut)

216 Huh. Odd:

Whenever Truth Social* stock (symbol DJT) gets whacked, the financial press reports it right away--- and with plenty of !!! too.

But when the stock jumps, it doesn't seem to be newsworthy. How can that be?

Me so dumb. I can't figure this out.

*(Don't own it; never will; could care less)



Posted by: mnw at April 02, 2024 04:25 PM (NLIak)

217 [i[]It terrifies me that I'll be 80 when my loan is scheduled to end. I pay extra even if it's only $50 per month.

But I can see myself living here for the rest of my life (although I do not expect to live to 80), as well as working my current job until such time (if any) as I can retire.

(This is weird to me since I've been rambling around the country a bit for the last 20 years. Have I finally settled down?)
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 02, 2024 04:16 PM

Looking for a house now, and the same things are running through my head.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 02, 2024 04:26 PM (Wnv9h)

218 Meanwhile, the Reds fawned over the talentless Kathy Griffin holding up what purported to be Trump's severed head.

That was totally protected speech.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2024 04:26 PM (886LS)

219 >>In more important news - original Star Trek has lost another cast member.

There are only three of the main cast left and only two anyone cares about and when the Captain goes, that will be a very sad day indeed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2024 04:22 PM (XV/Pl)

Who is left other than Kirk?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 04:26 PM (8sMut)

220 Thomas Bender,

Robert Fripp isn't touring with them?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 02, 2024 04:27 PM (PiwSw)

221 That's it. Trump's done.

Posted by: Heard it a thousand times at April 02, 2024 04:27 PM (dg+HA)

222 Or drop them from helicopters. The hogs, I mean.

With God as my witness, I thought pigs could fly!

Posted by: Les Nessman at April 02, 2024 04:27 PM (l8gTz)

223 219 >>In more important news - original Star Trek has lost another cast member.

There are only three of the main cast left and only two anyone cares about and when the Captain goes, that will be a very sad day indeed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2024 04:22 PM (XV/Pl)

Who is left other than Kirk?

Sulu?

Posted by: Taggart at April 02, 2024 04:27 PM (og5mY)

224 Who is left other than Kirk?

The pillow biter and I don't mean Ensign Wesley

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2024 04:27 PM (ibTVg)

225 219 >>In more important news - original Star Trek has lost another cast member.

There are only three of the main cast left and only two anyone cares about and when the Captain goes, that will be a very sad day indeed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2024 04:22 PM (XV/Pl)

Who is left other than Kirk?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 04:26 PM (8sMut)

Sulu and Chekov, I believe.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 02, 2024 04:27 PM (T+Iwg)

226 George Takei and Walter Koenig

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 04:27 PM (SW3Kq)

227 Whenever Trump goes to MI & screams bloody murder about Biden's open border catastrophe, my leg tingles more than Chris Mathews' ever did.

Posted by: mnw at April 02, 2024 04:28 PM (NLIak)

228 With God as my witness, I thought pigs could fly!
Posted by: Les Nessman at April 02, 2024 04:27 PM (l8gTz)

They can.

Posted by: Floyd, Pink at April 02, 2024 04:28 PM (8sMut)

229 >>In more important news - original Star Trek has lost another cast member.

There are only three of the main cast left and only two anyone cares about and when the Captain goes, that will be a very sad day indeed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2024 04:22 PM (XV/Pl)

Who is left other than Kirk?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 04:26 PM (8sMut)

Sulu and Chekov

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 04:28 PM (eoQWY)

230 In more important news - original Star Trek has lost another cast member.

The actress who played Angela Martine from the episode 'Balance of Terror' has passed away at the age of 85.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024


***
Barbara Baldavin also appeared in the very next aired episode, "Shore Leave," and her character's name is given as "Angela." And she's shown as involved with antoher male crewmember. So soon after losing Tomlinson! Some loyalty!

Since the episodes were aired out of production order, I suppose that was just a coincidence. But it sure doesn't look good.

Oh, and she was also the comm officer and recording yeoman during the last episode, "Turnabout Intruder," though with lighter-colored hair.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 04:28 PM (J2vNu)

231 226 George Takei and Walter Koenig
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 04:27 PM (SW3Kq)

I shoulda known the first at least. And I'm not even a Trekkie. (I never could get into Star Trek.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 04:29 PM (8sMut)

232 Anyone ask Kathy Griffin for a comment?

Or the Game of Thrones producer?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 02, 2024 04:29 PM (jtTfW)

233 That video gave me the vapors. Stand back.

Posted by: fd at April 02, 2024 04:29 PM (vFG9F)

234 202 Part of me thinks they were laughing thinking Stewart was going to make fun of Trump.

You can find the video of the Colbert show when Trump fired Comey. He announced it to the audience and they started hooting and clapping happily - remember the left had been damning Comey for admitting Hillary had committed a felony.

Colbert told them to stop and vox-plained to them why it was not bad Trump fired a man that just days before Comey and others had said should be fired. And sure enough the people that had been clapping 30s before now went on to boo.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2024 04:21 PM (ibTVg)

Colbert's face was tremendous, like, "I gotta f'ing explain this to you people?"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 02, 2024 04:29 PM (KbCG3)

235 I just thought of something to be thankful for. I'm thankful that, were it not for Ace, I'd NEVER know about anything that appeared on network TV.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 02, 2024 04:30 PM (woPEM)

236 Since this has turned into a Trek thread, I'd point out that tonight's TOS episode on the H&I channel is "Mirror, Mirror".

Your agonizers, please.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 02, 2024 04:30 PM (T+Iwg)

237 Oh, and she was also the comm officer and recording yeoman during the last episode, "Turnabout Intruder," though with lighter-colored hair.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 04:28 PM (J2vNu)

That is a surprisingly good episode. The woman doing the Shatner imitation is great, and Shatner pretending to be a psychotic woman is great as well.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 04:31 PM (eoQWY)

238 It would be a better sticker of Calvin pissing on Biden.

Posted by: polynikes at April 02, 2024 04:31 PM (MNhXM)

239 Colbert's face was tremendous, like, "I gotta f'ing explain this to you people?"
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 02, 2024 04:29 PM (KbCG3)

That's the problem with lies, you have to keep switching them to the current one and distribute the information to everyone.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 04:33 PM (eoQWY)

240 In more important news - original Star Trek has lost another cast member.

The actress who played Angela Martine from the episode 'Balance of Terror' has passed away at the age of 85.

Posted by: Anna Puma
.......

She could really wear that little uni-skirt.

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2024 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

241 I SUPPORT THE VETERANS, YOU EWOK COCKSUCKER!!!

Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 02, 2024 04:33 PM (q7MKs)

242 George Takei and Walter Koenig
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 04:27 PM


Oh, my...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 02, 2024 04:34 PM (Wnv9h)

243 Since this has turned into a Trek thread, I'd point out that tonight's TOS episode on the H&I channel is "Mirror, Mirror".

Your agonizers, please.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 02, 2024 04:30 PM (T+Iwg)

The interesting part at the end is that our-Kirk is telling beard-Spock to kill mirror-Kirk.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 04:34 PM (eoQWY)

244 167 DM doing the reporting MSM wont do.

You know all the illegals being flown in by Biden. Here's a breakdown of where they're being flown to:

1. Miami - 326,000
2. Houston - 21,964
3. Los Angeles - 8,382
4. Boston - 4,879

Crikey! 90% going to FL.
Posted by: WisRich



Well yes. That's 326,000 votes for Biden right there.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 02, 2024 04:34 PM (sAmhv)

245 If you think of a mortgage more like renting from the bank, it makes more sense. People rarely live in a house for 30 years. If prices go up which they usually do, you build equity from inflation and also by paying down the loan,so it is also an investment like any other. Which is why it is important not to overpay if the market conditions are crazy. If you refi from a higher rate to a lower rate, you are not using the property as an ATM, but reducing your monthly payment and allowing you to pay more principle and the reducing the long term cost of the loan.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 04:34 PM (t/2Uw)

246 Looking for a house now, and the same things are running through my head.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
---
I have to say I LOVE being a homeowner again after 20 years of renting, and I wasn't sure I would. I liked calling maintenance and things being magically fixed. But when I sit in my patio swing and look over the back yard ... it is utter bliss, especially when the sun goes down and I can't see all the limbs I need to go pick up.

I'm definitely not competent to manage house and yard maintenance yet, but I'm very good at asking dumb questions at the hardware store. And everybody I've had out to do various kinds of work around here has been amazing.

Next project - the kudzu that the previous owner introduced *on purpose* onto the back and side fence... Who does that?

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 02, 2024 04:35 PM (wQXfi)

247
I seem to remember some very disturbing anti Bush bumperstickers during the 2000-2009 era of "civility".

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 02, 2024 04:36 PM (+oR7L)

248 During 'Turnabout Intruder' Shatner was ill with fever but kept going. "Captain Kirk:Space Queen" was the on the set title.

At open point there was a screen around the Captain's chair. The riggers could see in and were laughing. Then the big reveal - Bill Shatner in full drag.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 04:36 PM (SW3Kq)

249 That is a surprisingly good episode. The woman doing the Shatner imitation is great, and Shatner pretending to be a psychotic woman is great as well.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024


***
Nobody layers a performance quite like Bill Shatner. The little details like filing "his" nails and using the file to point, etc., are all superb.

When he appeared as a simon cowell-like judge in one of Brad Paisley's music videos, we see him doing things like scratching an ear with his finger and scowling like "I do NOT want to be here." Beautiful.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 04:36 PM (J2vNu)

250 500,000 police died in the US Capitol on January 6! Per hour!

Posted by: hysterical Austin hipster at April 02, 2024 04:36 PM (JcnCJ)

251 "1. Miami - 326,000"

That's obscene. How can a city absorb that?

Posted by: fd at April 02, 2024 04:36 PM (vFG9F)

252 Speaking of NoVA, I've been dealing with a couple of different vendors there recently, no relation to each other, and I swear they're some of the dumbest idiots I've ever had to work with. Are all the smart people there working for the deep state, or what? Is it the water? Are paint chips a local delicacy?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2024 04:36 PM (0FoWg)

253 233 That video gave me the vapors. Stand back.

Take some Beano for that.

Posted by: JROD at April 02, 2024 04:37 PM (IlL6s)

254 203 " let the hogs run loose in the areas Muslims live, right?"

Or drop them from helicopters. The hogs, I mean.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 02, 2024 04:21 PM (Vsbiz)

When pigs fly?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 04:37 PM (ynpvh)

255 You know all the illegals being flown in by Biden. Here's a breakdown of where they're being flown to:

1. Miami - 326,000
2. Houston - 21,964
3. Los Angeles - 8,382
4. Boston - 4,879

Crikey! 90% going to FL.
Posted by: WisRich


Transoceanic flights for 361,000 people?? Do you know how much carbon that makes?? Biden just killed us all!!!

Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2024 04:37 PM (DgGvY)

256 If you think of a mortgage more like renting from the bank, it makes more sense. People rarely live in a house for 30 years. If prices go up which they usually do, you build equity from inflation and also by paying down the loan,so it is also an investment like any other. Which is why it is important not to overpay if the market conditions are crazy. If you refi from a higher rate to a lower rate, you are not using the property as an ATM, but reducing your monthly payment and allowing you to pay more principle and the reducing the long term cost of the loan.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024


***
Exactly my plan.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 04:38 PM (J2vNu)

257 Speaking of NoVA, I've been dealing with a couple of different vendors there recently, no relation to each other, and I swear they're some of the dumbest idiots I've ever had to work with. Are all the smart people there working for the deep state, or what? Is it the water? Are paint chips a local delicacy?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2024 04:36 PM (0FoWg)

No, the people working for the deep state are not smart.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 04:38 PM (eoQWY)

258 If there was an opposition party they'd be telling the FSA that every dollar the newcomers are getting is coming from their hand outs.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2024 04:16 PM (ibTVg)
_________________

This is the way forward: allocate a certain amount of money to cover ALL the various FSA groups, and then tell them to sort out how to divvy it up.

Then sit back and watch the fur fly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2024 04:38 PM (886LS)

259 Who is left other than Kirk?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 04:26 PM (8sMut)

Sulu and Chekov, I believe.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 02, 2024 04:27 PM (T+Iwg)


Oh my

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 02, 2024 04:38 PM (IGKzA)

260 Given enough thrust pigs most certainly can fly.

Posted by: Your high school physics teacher at April 02, 2024 04:38 PM (dg+HA)

261 205 >>@amuse

>>LAWFARE: Ex-Trump Election Lawyer John Eastman Has Been Disbarred. More than a hundred lawyers who represented Trump are facing similar fights - Democrats want to prevent Republicans from having access to the courts prior to November.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2024 04:22 PM (LkLld)

This is a big deal.
Who want to risk losing their livelihood defending Trump?

Posted by: Inogame at April 02, 2024 04:38 PM (53oGX)

262 George Takei is the only celebrity I've ever met in person. Soul food restaurant, Savannah, GA, with my college buddies on the way to the '96 Gator Bowl. One of my friends went over and introduced all of us to him. He was nice and gracious and seemed to enjoy being recognized.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 02, 2024 04:40 PM (wQXfi)

263 259 Who is left other than Kirk?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 04:26 PM (8sMut)

Sulu and Chekov, I believe.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 02, 2024 04:27 PM (T+Iwg)


Oh my
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 02, 2024 04:38 PM (IGKzA)

Think I've read where Walter Koenig is a pretty nice guy. He might have a daughter who's also an actor?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 02, 2024 04:40 PM (T+Iwg)

264 Here's the Brad Paisley video for "Celebrity":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9mpDAJOPac

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 04:40 PM (J2vNu)

265 The Left have more inaccurate projection than a crossed eyed man with no fingers and one leg shooting a free throw or Obama shooting a jump shot.

Posted by: polynikes at April 02, 2024 04:41 PM (MNhXM)

266 That's the problem with lies, you have to keep switching them to the current one and distribute the information to everyone.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 04:33 PM (eoQWY)
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Imagine the chaos occasioned by the Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact. It must have been priceless.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2024 04:41 PM (886LS)

267 One of my friends went over and introduced all of us to him. He was nice and gracious and seemed to enjoy being recognized.

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Was your friend, by chance, a strapping young man?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2024 04:42 PM (0FoWg)

268 Presdent Obama shoulds do something abouts this !!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at April 02, 2024 04:42 PM (15lwl)

269 [O/T -- "Last survivor of USS Arizona dies at 102." R.I.P.:]

Lou Conter, passed away yesterday morning at his home in Grass, Valley, California, Pacific Historic Parks confirmed. He was 102.

Following the attack on Pearl Harbor, Conter entered flight school, serving as a pilot with the Navy Squadron dubbed the Black Cats due to black paint adorning the night-flying PBY Catalinas, according to VA News.

Conter survived the war, despite being shot down twice over the Pacific, and went on to serve in Korea as an air intelligence officer. Upon returning home, he worked to establish the Navy’s first SERE — Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape — program and served as a military adviser to Presidents Dwight D. Eisenhower, John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson.

Conter survived the war, despite being shot down twice over the Pacific, and went on to serve in Korea as an air intelligence officer. Upon returning home, he worked to establish the Navy’s first SERE — Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape — program and served as a military adviser to Presidents Dwight D. Eisenhower, John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson.

[Continued ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 02, 2024 04:42 PM (f1PpG)

270 Conter survived the war, despite being shot down twice over the Pacific, and went on to serve in Korea as an air intelligence officer. Upon returning home, he worked to establish the Navy’s first SERE — Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape — program and served as a military adviser to Presidents Dwight D. Eisenhower, John F. Kennedy and Lyndon B. Johnson.

Conter retired from the Navy as a lieutenant commander after 28 years of military service.

Today, fewer than two dozen survivors of the attack on Pearl Harbor attack remain alive.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 02, 2024 04:42 PM (f1PpG)

271 Imagine the chaos occasioned by the Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact. It must have been priceless.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2024 04:41 PM (886LS)

Hopefully the American Communist Party saved the fliers for after Barbarossa and saved them some money.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 04:43 PM (eoQWY)

272 Was your friend, by chance, a strapping young man?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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LOL, now that you mention it, he was. Tall, dark haired, a little scruffy. Now it all makes sense!

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 02, 2024 04:44 PM (wQXfi)

273 Jon Stewart reacts to MSNBC for not airing the footage of a 'violent and disturbing' decal on a truck showing Joe Biden hog-tied..

I agree this is DISGUSTING and something should be done to apologize to HOGS !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 02, 2024 04:44 PM (PYJJG)

274 Keep Trump off the ticket you say? Well, we have many ways to do that. Now blow me. - Mike Johnson & The GOP Sorority

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2024 04:44 PM (eYF7X)

275 Copy/paste failure ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 02, 2024 04:44 PM (f1PpG)

276
"Seriously: This is spiritually dark. This will stain your soul."

Really? This isn't "The View's Greatest Hits".

Posted by: Arbalest at April 02, 2024 04:45 PM (FlRtG)

277 With Higgins and Conter passing away there are 21 known survivors of the Pearl Harbor attack still alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 04:45 PM (SW3Kq)

278 the kudzu that the previous owner introduced *on purpose* onto the back and side fence... Who does that?
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 02, 2024 04:35 PM (wQXfi)

*shifty eyes

Posted by: Soil Conservation Service at April 02, 2024 04:46 PM (OX9vb)

279 This is the way forward: allocate a certain amount of money to cover ALL the various FSA groups, and then tell them to sort out how to divvy it up.

Then sit back and watch the fur fly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Airdrop the goods at MLK & 1st.
Give them 4 hrs notice to get their crews there.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2024 04:46 PM (cOq4q)

280 But it is OK when " Kathy Griffin in a photo of her holding the bloody head of Donald Trump" ?????????

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 02, 2024 04:48 PM (PYJJG)

281 Today, fewer than two dozen survivors of the attack on Pearl Harbor attack remain alive.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 02, 2024 04:42 PM (f1Pp

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And I'm one of 'em, jack!! Saw the whole thing go down on MSNBC and rode my bike to Pearl Bailey as fast as I could. Which is pretty damn fast. They called me Pants Armstrong, on account of when I invented knee-breeches. Still couldn't make it before Beau drowned, though. Never will forgive the Russians for that, word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at April 02, 2024 04:48 PM (0FoWg)

282 there's a NOOD

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 02, 2024 04:48 PM (wQXfi)

283 Noodus rowlinga

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 04:48 PM (J2vNu)

284 >>6 of the 8 workers on the Key bridge were migrants.

They died doing what they love.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2024 04:48 PM (LkLld)

285 I do think the Marxists are flooding Red states with illegals to turn them, or break them with costs.

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2024 04:49 PM (fwDg9)

286 Only if PDT is kidding about FJB who, in fact, calls himself Dark Brandon in jest on occasion.
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This is truly awful>>> stl Jewish Light, March 31, 2024, 'Missouri School of Journalism honors photo of body of woman killed by Hamas with top prize'

In part, "The photo is the first in a series taken by Associated Press photographers that took a first prize Thursday in a contest sponsored by the Missouri School of Journalism’s Reynolds Journalism Institute. It shows the body of Shani Louk, 22, in the back of a pickup truck, with a militant resting his leg on her bare back."

“Photos showing violence and death can be newsworthy or important when they humanize the dead or galvanize the public,” Hen Mazzig, a senior fellow at the Tel Aviv Institute, wrote in a post on X Thursday that was “liked” by thousands. “The ‘winning’ photo does neither; it only further dehumanizes Shani, retraumatizes her family, and legitimizes Hamas’ actions under the guise of journalistic neutrality.”

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 02, 2024 04:50 PM (GshMh)

287 The truth: over 90% are in jail for crimes involving assaulting police.

Yeah, I'm gonna need to see a cite for that.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 02, 2024 03:48 PM (CsUN+)

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Cite: "Our speech is violence. Their violence is speech."

-- Ace of Spades @ AoSHQ

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 02, 2024 04:52 PM (f1PpG)

288 Imagine the chaos occasioned by the Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact. It must have been priceless.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2024 04:41 PM (886LS)

I'm trying to remember how it was described in "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich." I'm pretty sure the cognitive dissonance was mentioned, but the exact wording escapes me.

Posted by: pookysgirl, too literate for her own good at April 02, 2024 04:56 PM (dtlDP)

289 Ace, you're on X? Twitter, whatever? What name do you go by; I couldn't find you searching on X for "Ace of Spades HQ."

Posted by: Laura at April 02, 2024 05:13 PM (sibwy)

290 Ana Kasperian of TYT was called a birthing person. She said nah, I’m a mother. She was called a white supremacist H8er And that was her red pill.

She will definitely not be the last.

Posted by: Montec at April 02, 2024 05:32 PM (4+s9S)

291 when you tell the Proud Boys to 'stand back and stand by.
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Remember, dummies, when he said that, in something like the previous sentence he said he didn't know who they were.

If that's what makes sense to you in your world that you tell somebody who you don't know about to "stand by", then you're welcome to that world.

You can't have my mindspace.

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2024 05:33 PM (krQz2)

292
"Stolen election" has an odd usage.

It either can't be done and so just suggesting it, just proves you to be a loon, unfit for any role in public office--including as a voter--or an "Election denier".

Or, it was done by Trump with the collusion of the Russians, and it could "END DEMOCRACY!"

Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2024 05:36 PM (krQz2)

293 hillary: putin helped trump steal the election

we rate this as mostly true (politifack you)

jimmuh carter said the same thing in 2019 and he's not as senile as biden. has nicer legs than hillary, too

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 02, 2024 05:46 PM (B1FKF)

294 It terrifies me that I'll be 80 when my loan is scheduled to end. I pay extra even if it's only $50 per month.

MY dad was 83 when he moved from the family home of 50 years into duplex. He wanted to just pay for the duplex in cash from savings. I told him Hell no! IF the bank wants to give you a thirty year loan, that's their problem. They can have the ouse after you pass.

Posted by: free tibet at April 02, 2024 05:49 PM (1wtUm)

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