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In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their idea of femaleness, however misogynistically or opportunistically, than on the rights and freedoms of actual women and girls. The new legislation is wide open to abuse by activists who wish to silence those of us speaking out about the dangers of eliminating women's and girls' single-sex spaces, the nonsense made of crime data if violent and sexual assaults committed by men are recorded as female crimes, the grotesque unfairness of allowing males to compete in female sports, the injustice of women's jobs, honours and opportunities being taken by trans-identified men, and the reality and immutability of biological sex. For several years now, Scottish women have been pressured by their government and members of the police force to deny the evidence of their eyes and ears, repudiate biological facts and embrace a neo-religious concept of gender that is unprovable and untestable. The re-definition of 'woman' to include every man who declares himself one has already had serious consequences for women's and girls' rights and safety in Scotland, with the strongest impact felt, as ever, by the most vulnerable, including female prisoners and rape survivors. It is impossible to accurately describe or tackle the reality of violence and sexual violence committed against women and girls, or address the current assault on women's and girls' rights, unless we are allowed to call a man a man. Freedom of speech and belief are at an end in Scotland if the accurate description of biological sex is deemed criminal. I'm currently out of the country, but if what I've written here qualifies as an offence under the terms of the new act, I look forward to being arrested when I return to the birthplace of the Scottish Enlightenment. If you agree with the views set out in this tweet, please retweet it. #ArrestMe #AprilFools #HateCrimeActScotlandI'm glad she's doing this. They like going after people with small voices that won't be heard. They like going after people they can abuse in the darkness and silence. Well, J.K. Rowling does not have a small voice. If you really want to arrest people for saying that men are men and will remain men -- then start with the near-billionaire with millions of followers on social media. Someone who can not only hire the best lawyers in the world, but who will villainize you for an audience of millions if you arrest her. So do it, Thought Police. Or are you just cowards? Megyn Kelly responded: Oh, and the National Organization for "Women" tweeted out that if you're a woman and you don't think a dude is a woman, then You Ain't Black. Specifically, they said that anyone who uses "womanhood" as a weapon against "another woman" -- by which they mean "a non-woman, aka a man in Party City Wig" -- is guilty of "White Supremacy." Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Hola
Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 02, 2024 04:44 PM (fACYj) 2
Megyn Kelly as the Anti-Karen? I did NOT see that coming.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 02, 2024 04:46 PM (a9CYf) 3
Top 10?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 04:47 PM (J2vNu) 4
They will arrest her and put her in a Scottish hooovercraft to be taken to some shithole Scottish island where she will probably die from the smell of haggis.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2024 04:48 PM (eYF7X) 5
Basically, they're claiming that if you are within a stone's throw of simply being a normal, mentally-well individual with a decent brain and enough willpower to withstand peer-pressure, well, you might be a white supremacist!
Is this really a good idea, lefties? Branding everything that's decent, normal, informed, and honest "white supremacy"? Do you really want to propagandize for white supremacy like that? Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace * double-checks Twitter * Yes, we do! Today, anyway! Posted by: lefties at April 02, 2024 04:48 PM (DgGvY) 6
ITs a MAN baby!
Posted by: Inogame at April 02, 2024 04:48 PM (53oGX) 7
William Wallace and Robert the Bruce called to say, "Scottish? Did I say I was Scottish? No, mon."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 04:49 PM (J2vNu) 8
Why not make everything not Left, white supremacy, it works
Posted by: Jamaica at April 02, 2024 04:50 PM (IG7T0) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 02, 2024 04:50 PM (9KyZG) 10
I renounce my part-Scottish heritage.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 02, 2024 04:50 PM (eYF7X) 11
Nice leggings, hahahah
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 02, 2024 04:50 PM (NtVYv) 12
Nice warpig up top.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2024 04:50 PM (cOq4q) 13
Is Rowling based?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 02, 2024 04:50 PM (fKIdX) 14
I think I got this from an early morning Hoyt link on Insty, but it is a summary of all the hate crimes in Scotland involving trans people, and it shows a clear need for protection. (protecting the public from these freaks.)
https://wingsoverscotland.com/the-great-genocide/ Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 02, 2024 04:51 PM (1ThmO) 15
Nice leggings, hahahah
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 02, 2024 04:50 PM (NtVYv) Excuse me mam, your penis is showing Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 02, 2024 04:51 PM (NtVYv) 16
They're all daft, the lot of 'em.
Posted by: Groundskeeper Willie, a True Scotsman at April 02, 2024 04:51 PM (PiwSw) Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2024 04:51 PM (Y2tls) 18
If J.K. is out of the UK right now, maybe it would be wise of her to stay there and look into buying some property. If she goes back, they might confiscate her passport, and then she wouldn't be *able* to leave.
Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor, or at least the better strategic move. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 04:52 PM (J2vNu) 19
The Scottish police will do to Rowling what the KGB did to Solzhenitsyn - the KGB didn't arrest Solzhenitsyn (until he was exiled), but arrested all the minor figures associated with Solzhenitsyn.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 02, 2024 04:52 PM (YAtuc) 20
That is so good trolling from Rowling
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2024 04:53 PM (fwDg9) 21
the KGB didn't arrest Solzhenitsyn (until he was exiled)
Clarification: after Solzhenitsyn's prison term was up. They did try to poison him, however. Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 02, 2024 04:53 PM (YAtuc) 22
God of the Copybook Headings where are you?
SMOD? Nothing says 'womynhood' more than John Lithgow in a dress in The World According to Garp. Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 04:53 PM (SW3Kq) 23
All the worlds a stage and dressing like they just raided Goodwill for their female clothing is how to get noticed!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 02, 2024 04:54 PM (tT6L1) 24
Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly Hey @jk_rowling & any Scot - whatever true fact you need said about the gender cult, just shoot me a note and I will say it on the air on my show to millions. Dear Megyn, as a public service announcement, please remind trans wimmins that they still need to get their prostate checked. It would suck to live your life as a woman, only to die of a men's only cancer. Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2024 04:54 PM (Y2tls) 25
The Scottish government might be at the stage of encouraging itself to go after Rowling. When the new law passed, a "sample" criminal was created to use at the training sessions for the new law. This sample criminal apparently bears a very strong resemblance to Rowling, right down to the criminal's name. Apparently the sample criminal's name is the nickname Rowling goes by among her friends.
Posted by: junior at April 02, 2024 04:54 PM (BD4Vj) 26
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 02, 2024 04:50 PM (fKIdX)
No. She was a remainer and votes Labour. Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at April 02, 2024 04:54 PM (wGerL) 27
The left is really repackaging "white
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 02, 2024 04:54 PM (886LS) 28
The tranny shit needed to be nipped in the bud. The longer the mental illness allowed to metastasized the harder it will be to eradicate.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 02, 2024 04:54 PM (17s+e) 29
Boy did the mask fall off the National Organization of "Women" and guess what? There was a clown face underneath it!
A hideous clown face with every stupid meaningless woke cliche spilling from its lips like vomit. Rooting for right of hairy dudes to curb-stomp your soccer-playing daughter and then hang out in the women's locker room showing off their lady penises to the girlies. Women's rights indeed. Who pays the salaries at NOW anyway? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 02, 2024 04:55 PM (guGkK) 30
You don’t think those male offenders decided to become trans to have access to women and softer conditions, do you?
Nah. That is crazy. Posted by: Piper at April 02, 2024 04:55 PM (ZdaMQ) 31
The tranny shit needed to be nipped in the bud. The longer the mental illness allowed to metastasized the harder it will be to eradicate.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 02, 2024 04:54 PM (17s+e) Nipping the bud is part of the problem / Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 02, 2024 04:56 PM (NtVYv) 32
I'm part Scottish and what I know of Scots is that it's going to reach a breaking point and then boom some nasty violence. I only hope it's televised
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 02, 2024 04:56 PM (Fol4f) 33
As of this morning, Scotland has indicated they *don't* intend to arrest Rowling. That being the case, She has offered to retweet anything that they harrass another Scottish woman about and to force them to arrest her along with any other woman they arrest.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 02, 2024 04:57 PM (XjtdB) 34
Toxic male gaze
Nazi White supremacy Christian nationalist Now who's doing the real hating by turning people into labels? Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 04:57 PM (SW3Kq) 35
wasn't there a rant about Scots in Trainspotting? Something about how they were pathetic and even more so for being colonized by wankers?
I just searched for the clip, and there is one but it is unavailable in my country. (this is common for me.) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 02, 2024 04:57 PM (1ThmO) 36
At this point, it's hard to believe the idiots on the left AREN'T secretly trying to move the country back to Jim Crow and Segregation.
And no, not reversed against whites. I mean their every action seems designed to create the exact same situation again. The ONLY data point against it is the flooding of the country with hispanics. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 02, 2024 04:58 PM (JMAcK) 37
She had always been a lefty. Amazing the self-hate commies pour on their own to make "no enemies on the left" obsolete. Posted by: Auspex at April 02, 2024 04:58 PM (j4U/Z) 38
It has stopped raining here.
Posted by: JT at April 02, 2024 04:58 PM (T4tVD) 39
wasn't there a rant about Scots in Trainspotting? Something about how they were pathetic and even more so for being colonized by wankers?
It's been all downhill since James I. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 02, 2024 04:58 PM (guGkK) 40
William Shatner and George Takei are both addicted to twitter. I hope that Shatner hangs on with us longer, if only because I am afraid of what Takei might say.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 02, 2024 04:59 PM (cf/0E) 41
The same Country that went after Count Dankula that taught his girlfriends dog to Heil Hitler because he thought it was funny Thought crimes are real and it’s here
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 02, 2024 04:59 PM (dKiJG) 42
As of this morning, Scotland has indicated they *don't* intend to arrest Rowling. That being the case, She has offered to retweet anything that they harrass another Scottish woman about and to force them to arrest her along with any other woman they arrest.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 02, 2024 *** Does J.K. actually live in Scotland proper, or somewhere else in the UK? I'd guess she does, or the cops would not think they had jurisdiction. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 04:59 PM (J2vNu) 43
It is surprising this Trannie mental illness is going gang busters, though I still think many are just playing along to get their sex kinks.
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2024 05:00 PM (fwDg9) 44
You don’t think those male offenders decided to become trans to have access to women and softer conditions, do you? Nah. That is crazy. Posted by: Piper Easy pickings is prime modus operandi of those beave, brave "wymyns". Just look at the fraud, "Lia Thomas". Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 02, 2024 05:00 PM (xG4kz) 45
The problem with Scotland is, its full of Pakistani prime ministers.
Posted by: Edward I Longshanks at April 02, 2024 05:00 PM (guGkK) 46
38 It has stopped raining here.
Posted by: JT at April 02, 2024 04 🎶🎵 it’s raining men, hallelujah! 🎶🎵 Okay, I am going to work out. The world is making me not happy today. Posted by: Piper at April 02, 2024 05:01 PM (ZdaMQ) 47
It is surprising this Trannie mental illness is going gang busters, though I still think many are just playing along to get their sex kinks.
Take a look at how many "trans" have been busted for abusing kids. Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 02, 2024 05:01 PM (UJJWg) 48
It is strange to refer to Rowling as conservative, when she makes catnip for millennial women ... but the world she describes is inherently conservative. Not as much as Tolkien or Lewis, but still.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 02, 2024 05:01 PM (cf/0E) 49
The Scottish government might be at the stage of encouraging itself to go after Rowling. When the new law passed, a "sample" criminal was created to use at the training sessions for the new law. This sample criminal apparently bears a very strong resemblance to Rowling, right down to the criminal's name. Apparently the sample criminal's name is the nickname Rowling goes by among her friends.
Posted by: junior at April 02, 2024 04:54 PM (BD4Vj) JR Kowling was her name. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 02, 2024 05:01 PM (R4t5M) 50
*reads the line "Love the leggings!"*
*looks at said leggings* *fights nausea for the fourth time today* Posted by: pookysgirl, pregnant and dealing with a stomach bug at April 02, 2024 05:02 PM (dtlDP) 51
Ok, NOW... Your turn.
Repeat after me: "We are sorry ass fag hags who prefer male perverts to women. We have cobwebs in our crotches because we are unfuckable viragos who couldn't land a dick if our lives depended on it, and that's why we work for NOW. Join us if you value homosexuality more than womanhood, since it's the only way you have a shot at intimacy." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2024 05:02 PM (0FoWg) 52
I'm not 100% sure, but I believe my boss has left for the day. If true, then I can slide out a little early. His office is quiet, but I think his car is still in the parking lot. (But there are a lot of silver Escalades runing around, so . . .)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 05:02 PM (J2vNu) 53
Do you really want to propagandize for white supremacy like that?
-------- Well the Left are mostly white supremacists who have adopted various groups they have historically victimized as pets - so maybe so. Maybe so. Posted by: ... at April 02, 2024 05:03 PM (lX8VI) 54
Rain next couple days it looks for se Pa
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2024 05:05 PM (fwDg9) 55
Thanks JK
I blame women for this whole phenomenon. Stand up bitches. You own your gender. Not some snot drooling unshaven mentally ill man in a dress. If the freaks were conservative this would end. With CHAZ occupation. Posted by: Redenzo at April 02, 2024 05:06 PM (V/pbu) 56
36 At this point, it's hard to believe the idiots on the left AREN'T secretly trying to move the country back to Jim Crow and Segregation.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian --------------- There is a pattern. They exaggerate and make up lies about the past (colonialism, slavery, inquisition, suppression of science, robber barons, etc.) and then they start to believe all the lies without context or without understanding that (a) their examples are the worst case extreme examples and not the norm, and (b) even still the European White colonial societies were better than any alternative. Then they take that imaginary, inflammatory past, and they reverse it. They think it is "justice." Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 02, 2024 05:06 PM (1ThmO) 57
Afternoon my peoples
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 02, 2024 05:07 PM (eQRY8) 58
"Does J.K. actually live in Scotland proper, or somewhere else in the UK? I'd guess she does, or the cops would not think they had jurisdiction."
Pretty sure she lives in Edinburgh Posted by: Tuna at April 02, 2024 05:08 PM (oaGWv) 59
Ace, you oughta post the video of the Scottish PM going off on white people and how they infest the government.
Scotland is 96% white. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 02, 2024 05:10 PM (++4z6) 60
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 02, 2024 05:06 PM (1ThmO)
They are counterfeit in every way humanly possible. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 02, 2024 05:10 PM (eQRY8) Posted by: huerfano at April 02, 2024 05:10 PM (VGOMa) 62
Good for Rowling. I've been deeply critical of celebrities for not using their enviable fortune and prestige to give their voice to the voiceless.
But she was a writer, which means she's much smarter than most celebrities (who mostly can't even read), so it makes sense that she's one of the very few who do. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2024 05:11 PM (0FoWg) 63
It is strange to refer to Rowling as conservative, when she makes catnip for millennial women ... but the world she describes is inherently conservative. Not as much as Tolkien or Lewis, but still.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 02, 2024 05:01 PM (cf/0E) I guess I never thought of it that way, but you're right. The wizarding family we see the most, the Weasleys, have a lot of kids but make it work. Mrs. Weasley is a stay-at-home mom while her husband works hard to provide for the family. The parents clearly love each other, and love their kids. And of course, the Weasleys are seen as the norm when compared to the Malfoys (who still have an intact family and the parents would do anything for their son). Posted by: pookysgirl, providing your daily literature analysis at April 02, 2024 05:11 PM (dtlDP) 64
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 02, 2024 05:10 PM (++4z6)
This can’t be real. Yet I believe somehow it is. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 02, 2024 05:11 PM (eQRY8) 65
The inmates are, how you say? .... running this asylum.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 02, 2024 05:11 PM (Q4IgG) 66
"Love the leggings."
It's a man, baby! Posted by: redridinghood at April 02, 2024 05:11 PM (NpAcC) Posted by: JT at April 02, 2024 05:11 PM (T4tVD) 68
My name is Feminism! Look at the wonders and joy I have brought to womanhood as well as despair!
Ozywomandious Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2024 05:12 PM (LX4y3) 69
>>If you really want to arrest people for saying that men are men and will remain men -- then start with the near-billionaire
Jk Rowling's net worth is a billion dollars, so she's a bonafide billionaire. Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2024 05:13 PM (XV/Pl) 70
Actually, JK, these are YOUR people. Enjoy. These loons are the male equivalent of radical feminists. Your kin!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 02, 2024 05:13 PM (pohLc) 71
AFAIK, Rowling isn't remotely conservative. Just not a craven, throne-sniffing ladycuck.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2024 05:13 PM (0FoWg) 72
The PTB in Scotland decided to go after someone who is articulate and rich.
Seems like Scotland may have found their PDT type test case. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 02, 2024 05:13 PM (tT6L1) 73
61 It's shite being Scottish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29-LRuuqFT0 Posted by: huerfano --------------- That's the one I was thinking of! Thanks, Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 02, 2024 05:14 PM (1ThmO) 74
Is Rowling based?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously No. She is being Lieber(wo)manned. 99% fealty is not enough. Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 02, 2024 05:14 PM (NHDkI) 75
Nice leggings, hahahah
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 02, 2024 04:50 PM (NtVYv) Excuse me mam, your penis is showing Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 02, 2024 04:51 PM (NtVYv) I was reminded of the very tight-fitting men's pants in the 70s while watching an old Columbo last night. Bulge-y. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 02, 2024 05:15 PM (w6EFb) 76
FTR, I used to ridicule her anti-trans stance *because* she's a Euro lefty.
But since she just volunteered to be arrested on behalf of other oppressed people, I take it all back. You go, girl. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2024 05:15 PM (0FoWg) 77
Dear Megyn, as a public service announcement, please remind trans wimmins that they still need to get their prostate checked.
It would suck to live your life as a woman, only to die of a men's only cancer. Posted by: rickb223 at April 02, 2024 04:54 PM (Y2tls) ****** September is Prostrate Cancer Awareness Month. Posted by: redridinghood at April 02, 2024 05:15 PM (NpAcC) 78
A Spanish soldier Civil Soldier (Police?) changed his gender status, instantly got a pay raise bigger pension because he’s a Mother and a fast track to promotion.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 02, 2024 05:16 PM (dKiJG) 79
Maybe there is a potion or an incantation these Pervy men can do so they become a woman.
“Cutoffican weeweeballsico” Posted by: Czech Chick at April 02, 2024 05:16 PM (I6NNh) 80
The problem with Scotland, is that it is full of Scots.
Posted by: Edward I at April 02, 2024 05:16 PM (cf/0E) 81
I was reminded of the very tight-fitting men's pants in the 70s while watching an old Columbo last night. Bulge-y.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 02, 2024 05:15 PM (w6EFb) -------------- you don't say. Posted by: Derek Snalls at April 02, 2024 05:17 PM (tT6L1) 82
Psychopaths. All of them.
Posted by: polynikes at April 02, 2024 05:18 PM (MNhXM) 83
JK Rowling can come on my show and say hateful things about trans-pedos anytime she wants to! It would double my audience! Triple! I'd be yuge!
Posted by: Fake Jake Tapper at April 02, 2024 05:18 PM (IgeaQ) 84
64 Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 02, 2024 05:10 PM (++4z6)
This can’t be real. Yet I believe somehow it is. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 02, 2024 05:11 PM (eQRY ------------ Here it is: https://youtu.be/NYdH0nuQ-to?si=GPnN2bBMAuK3WjWE Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 02, 2024 05:19 PM (++4z6) 85
80 The problem with Scotland, is that it is full of Scots.
Posted by: Edward I at April 02, 2024 05:16 PM (cf/0E) That can be fixed via Prima Nocta. But you best check for a dick first. Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 02, 2024 05:19 PM (pohLc) 86
I'm not 100% sure, but I believe my boss has left for the day. If true, then I can slide out a little early. His office is quiet, but I think his car is still in the parking lot. (But there are a lot of silver Escalades runing around, so . . .)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 05:02 PM (J2vNu) People sure do pay a lot for that emblem. Around most urban areas though, the Exsalades are usually black, and the woman driving them has so much large, baubled jewelry, they weigh about 260 without, 295 with. Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2024 05:19 PM (dGCAG) 87
That first chap who is posing with all the sharp weapons yet still didn't cut off his todger, hat tip Prince Harry. I suppose it's hard to rape and impregnate women without one.
Posted by: Decaf at April 02, 2024 05:19 PM (unUNN) 88
But most women aren’t axe-toters or sex offenders, so let’s talk role models! Guilia Valentino (in red) wanted to play on the women's team 'because of sisterhood, validation and political visibility'. Naturally, she was given some boring cis girl’s place. Yay for inclusion! 6/11
----------------- WTF, do female Scots play rugby with a volleyball? /I'm guessing that's a soccer ball, but why is why's the actual young lady running with & and carrying the ball like a football halfback -- unless maybe she's a goalie? Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 02, 2024 05:20 PM (f1PpG) 89
I guess I never thought of it that way, but you're right. The wizarding family we see the most, the Weasleys, have a lot of kids but make it work. Mrs. Weasley is a stay-at-home mom while her husband works hard to provide for the family. The parents clearly love each other, and love their kids. And of course, the Weasleys are seen as the norm when compared to the Malfoys (who still have an intact family and the parents would do anything for their son).
Posted by: pookysgirl, providing your daily literature analysis at April 02, 2024 05:11 PM (dtlDP) --- That is a good point. Also, at the end of the story, we get to see Harry, Ron, and Hermione all grown up with normal families of their own. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 02, 2024 05:21 PM (7fElN) 90
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2024 05:13 PM (0FoWg)
She’s what I call “you’re allowed on the bus, but sit way back and no, you can’t make a suggestion. Not for a long while.” Ally. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 02, 2024 05:21 PM (eQRY8) 91
I was reminded of the very tight-fitting men's pants in the 70s while watching an old Columbo last night. Bulge-y.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 02, 2024 05:15 PM (w6EFb) Was watching "Angel's Revenge" on MST. Despite my best efforts I observed that Jack Palance "dressed to the left." It was upsetting. Still in therapy. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at April 02, 2024 05:21 PM (MvA9C) 92
Sadly, I don't expect any real pushback from the Scots. Of all the countries in the United Kingdom, Scotland is by far the most socialist/communist, followed by Northern Ireland, England and then Wales.
Europe is in much worse shape than we are in the U.S. There is still hope for us here, but we've got to make sure that we crush the leftists at every turn. This election is critical, and we cannot let them steal it from us again. Our very survival as a free country depends on it. Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2024 05:22 PM (3ImbR) 93
Rumor is that JK Rowling agreed to do a new Harry Potter Series is because Daniel Radcliffe and Ema Watson pissed her off by trying to get the former cast to condemn her and her stance on Transgender issues, so by recasting Harry and Hermonie they will be forgotten and no more royalties to them
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 02, 2024 05:22 PM (dKiJG) Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 02, 2024 05:22 PM (RUMEY) 95
It’s good to hear a woman roar. The sad thing is most women are such pussies.
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 02, 2024 05:22 PM (BjRQH) 96
If they aren't careful, JK Rowling will end up as Prime Minister here soon
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at April 02, 2024 05:22 PM (5C4od) 97
I didn't get to precipitate at the RFK Jr thread and I want to express a thought that maybe wasn't mentioned:
They allowed Kennedy go on about Biden to say the words unspoken. In other words, someone at CNN has a brain cell and realized how easy it would be for them to become the target. Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2024 05:23 PM (v55R6) 98
That's the one I was thinking of! Thanks,
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 02, 2024 05:14 PM You are welcome. Posted by: huerfano at April 02, 2024 05:23 PM (VGOMa) 99
The problem with Scotland, is that it is full of Scots.
Posted by: Edward I at April 02, 2024 05:16 PM (cf/0E) You have to love how Mel had his Wallace make whoopie to the french queen, so the future king Eddie III of England would be Scottish too. Sure, Mel. Sure. Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2024 05:23 PM (dGCAG) 100
As usual, the left took it a step too far. It's great for them when they can say whatever they want and act as if they hold the truth. But, when the rule of law is thrown into the mix, then (presumably) both sides get their argument.
I've read the Scottish Law just enacted. There is a very vague reference to defense (or defence as they put it). Essentially, what is considered "reasonable" in inciting presumed hatred towards a specific group. Now, as opposed to spouting their mantra, they have to defend their "truth." For example...I can say "Mohammad was a pedophile (which he was)...and truth is a reasonable position. I can say Muslims participate in inbreeding more than any other faction...again truth. They shouldn't have gone so far as require defending their opinions. They can't. Posted by: Orson at April 02, 2024 05:23 PM (dIske) 101
Rowling at this point is just hoping she'll be eaten last.
I seriously doubt any of the so-called "red pilled" leftists have "totally" seen the light. Leftism is a disease... a cult... their religion. Jihadi's. You never, ever, really leave the cult once you've succumbed to it. I've no doubt she's genuinely afraid... but she's not by any stretch of the imagination, "based." Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 02, 2024 05:24 PM (Q4IgG) 102
WTF is going on in the third thumbnail attached X link? Looks like soccer.....with a volleyball......but w running?
Posted by: Son of Dad at April 02, 2024 05:24 PM (8JB5s) 103
Rowling would also be worth even more, but she's donated quite a sum to charity and it kept her off the "billionaire" list. Try to think of many other celebrities or writers who did similar instead of grabbing that distinction.
Still a lefty, but one that seems to live some of the principles Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2024 05:24 PM (LX4y3) 104
The few Scots I've met in person seemed nice. Nice and totally incomprehensible.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 02, 2024 05:24 PM (RIvkX) 105
You have to love how Mel had his Wallace make whoopie to the french queen, so the future king Eddie III of England would be Scottish too.
Sure, Mel. Sure. Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2024 05:23 PM (dGCAG) ---------- Given that she was about seven at the time of Wallace's execution, it seems a tad unlikely. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 02, 2024 05:24 PM (DeFcY) 106
A cousin of mine's daughter became a trans man and moved to Portland because it was more accepting of her status. This was before transmania. A couple of years ago, she/he married a guy. I found this very confusing.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 05:24 PM (t/2Uw) 107
Why would a billionaire like J.K. Rowling continue to live in Scotland?
Posted by: No One of nay consequnce at April 02, 2024 05:25 PM (VuZH8) 108
A couple of years ago, she/he married a guy. I found this very confusing.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 05:24 PM (t/2Uw) Maybe she found a guy that made her feel like a natural woman. Posted by: Just Lily at April 02, 2024 05:26 PM (I8uyj) 109
Given that she was about seven at the time of Wallace's execution, it seems a tad unlikely.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 02, 2024 05:24 PM (DeFcY) Wallace was before his time. These days sexing kids is a pervert right. Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 02, 2024 05:27 PM (pohLc) 110
Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_ Women continue to be discriminated against on the basis of our sex, which is in total violation of Title IX as it stands. Anddddd this is ✨precisely✨ why we're suing the NCAA Any women's record a man holds is not a woman's record at all https://tinyurl.com/rbxzuvje Posted by: redridinghood at April 02, 2024 05:28 PM (NpAcC) 111
61 It's shite being Scottish.
I'm part Scot, but I loved this. The Brits are just wankers, but we've been colonized by wankers. Posted by: Archimedes at April 02, 2024 05:29 PM (CsUN+) 112
94 Imma gonna go ahead and call Scottish people Irish.
Cause my world, my rules. Respect my truths! Posted by: AlaBAMA ------------------------- May as well call them Irish, they're certainly not Scots. Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2024 05:29 PM (v55R6) 113
It shouldn't need saying, but you don't get into a verbal duel with someone who's sold 600 million books.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 02, 2024 05:31 PM (CsUN+) 114
I remember a time when hearing Scottish bagpipes marching toward you in the distance would cause anxiety. How times have changed.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 02, 2024 05:31 PM (pohLc) 115
You know who admits whites are superior to blacks?
Every black person asking for affirmative action, leniency or reparations. You don't beg from equals. You beg from then over you. And if you really are equal, you don't need any of those handouts. It's hilarious when Jesse Lee Peterson confronts liberal blacks with the above. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 02, 2024 05:31 PM (LS4Zg) 116
In "Daughter of Time," the inspector and his assistant are having a conversation about history. The assistant notes that the only historical dates he knows are 1066 and 1707.
"Why 1707?" "That's the year the Scots got tied to our tails." "Better than having them at your throat every five minutes." Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 02, 2024 05:31 PM (DeFcY) 117
107 Why would a billionaire like J.K. Rowling continue to live in Scotland?
Posted by: No One of nay consequnce at April 02, 2024 05:25 PM (VuZH The truth is that she is a Socialist and encouraged the very crap she is now railing against. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 05:31 PM (8sMut) 118
They allowed Kennedy go on about Biden to say the words unspoken.
In other words, someone at CNN has a brain cell and realized how easy it would be for them to become the target. Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2024 05:23 PM (v55R6) They had him on CNN? That is interesting, I'm not sure he's ever even been mentioned there before. With his Veep choice, I wonder if that changes his role in all this. He was relevant as the independent, but if he's going on corporate media, he's not really independent anymore. Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2024 05:31 PM (dGCAG) 119
93 I hope that rumor is true. Hey kids, buy the new Harry Potter Lego sets and know not a dime goes to Danile Radcliffe who is a mid tier star minus Potter fame and Emma Watson is heading towards the 40 year old woman in Hollywood exit and probably would like those safety checks more then.
Posted by: Bete at April 02, 2024 05:31 PM (LX4y3) 120
Are soccer players allowed to carry the ball like that? Don't they have to dribble it or whatever?
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at April 02, 2024 05:31 PM (MvF+J) Posted by: No One of nay consequnce at April 02, 2024 05:33 PM (VuZH8) 122
Male Pattern Baldness on a woman athlete?
Riiiiight. Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at April 02, 2024 05:33 PM (9nk60) 123
Emma Watson is heading towards the 40 year old woman in Hollywood exit
She's 33. She has a way to go yet. Posted by: Archimedes at April 02, 2024 05:33 PM (CsUN+) 124
"If you really want to arrest people for saying that men are men and will remain men -- then start with the near-billionaire with millions of followers on social media. Someone who can not only hire the best lawyers in the world, but who will villainize you for an audience of millions if you arrest her.
So do it, Thought Police." If they can jail Martha Stewart, they can jail anybody. Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at April 02, 2024 05:33 PM (MvF+J) 125
I was reminded of the very tight-fitting men's pants in the 70s while watching an old Columbo last night. Bulge-y.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 02, 2024 05:15 PM (w6EFb) That neither looks nor sounds comfortable. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 05:34 PM (8sMut) 126
114 I remember a time when hearing Scottish bagpipes marching toward you in the distance would cause anxiety. How times have changed.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 02, 2024 05:31 PM (pohLc) Stand right there, laddie, and say that again. Posted by: Bill Barr, chanter locked, cocked, and ready to rock at April 02, 2024 05:35 PM (PiwSw) 127
A couple of years ago, she/he married a guy. I found this very confusing.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 05:24 PM (t/2Uw) ~~~~~ A pretty ginger that my boys grew up with had a crush on my youngest for years. She the went off to college and joined the crew team. After two semesters, she decided she was gay (much like her teammates, I assume.) By the time she graduated, she was binding her chest, had a short haircut and was taking hormones which produced the slightest red beard. She now has a PhD in psychology (of course) and is living in Colorado (of course.) Here's the kicker: She married a woman and actually called my son to ask if he would be willing to donate sperm so they could have a child. Can't repeat his response, but let's just say she will never, ever call him again, for anything. Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2024 05:35 PM (3ImbR) 128
You have to love how Mel had his Wallace make whoopie to the french queen, so the future king Eddie III of England would be Scottish too.
Sure, Mel. Sure. Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2024 05:23 PM (dGCAG) ---------- Given that she was about seven at the time of Wallace's execution, it seems a tad unlikely. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 02, 2024 05:24 PM (DeFcY) Mel loves him the Brits, that's for sure. But I guess when he made that flick, the worst he could come up with was cucking the gay prince. Didn't occur to him to accuse them of being pedos. Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2024 05:35 PM (dGCAG) 129
125 I like comfort. Circa 1955 Fred Mertz pants.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at April 02, 2024 05:35 PM (MvF+J) 130
The left is really repackaging "white supremacy" into something appealing.
I'd say they're making the case for white supremacy and christian nationalism on a daily basis. Posted by: Not really a hard choice, if those are the choices, and the weak GOP seems content to let them be at April 02, 2024 05:36 PM (q7MKs) 131
Are soccer players allowed to carry the ball like that? Don't they have to dribble it or whatever?
That's Gaelic football. A very American- to my mind- mish-mash of football and soccer. Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2024 05:36 PM (K6QwJ) 132
It's funny because I drive down a major street and I see a Baptist, Methodist, Presbyterian, Assembly of God (whatever they are) on my way to my Catholic church.
America is great because we agree to let each other worship in peace. Posted by: No One of any consequnce at April 02, 2024 05:36 PM (VuZH8) Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 02, 2024 05:36 PM (k6uu5) 134
If they can jail Martha Stewart, they can jail anybody.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at April 02, 2024 05:33 PM (MvF+J) ------------ And who railroaded Martha into jail? Jim the Pine-Scented Druid. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 02, 2024 05:36 PM (DeFcY) 135
102 WTF is going on in the third thumbnail attached X link? Looks like soccer.....with a volleyball......but w running?
it's a transsoccerball, h8r. Posted by: anachronda at April 02, 2024 05:37 PM (v3pYe) 136
Why would a billionaire like J.K. Rowling continue to live in Scotland?
Posted by: No One of nay consequnce at April 02, 2024 05:25 PM (VuZH Maybe she likes wearing the kilt? Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2024 05:37 PM (dGCAG) 137
It is NOT warm out thar.
Posted by: JT at April 02, 2024 05:37 PM (T4tVD) 138
Rowling went on a tear yesterday.
That was excellent! Who would've thought she'd be a force for good in the Awakening. Good technique- use their terminology hard so that's it's obvious how ridiculous it is. Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2024 05:38 PM (K6QwJ) Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2024 05:38 PM (krQz2) Posted by: No One of any consequnce at April 02, 2024 05:38 PM (VuZH8) 141
A pretty ginger that my boys grew up with had a crush on my youngest for years. She the went off to college and joined the crew team. After two semesters, she decided she was gay (much like her teammates, I assume.) By the time she graduated, she was binding her chest, had a short haircut and was taking hormones which produced the slightest red beard.
I don’t understand this at all. Even at a young age, even if I didn’t understand the why behind it, I knew there was something special about women. In the decades that span between then and my age of 29, I have never had the urge to be gay. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 05:39 PM (8sMut) 142
137 Snowing and blowing here.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at April 02, 2024 05:39 PM (MvF+J) 143
That's Gaelic football. A very American- to my mind- mish-mash of football and soccer.
Posted by: t-bird at April 02, 2024 05:36 PM (K6QwJ) ~~~~~ I'd say it's closer to a mish-mash of football and rugby. It's a very, very bloody sport. Not as bloody as hurling, but close. Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2024 05:39 PM (3ImbR) 144
"Hatespeech" is now a crime in Scotland if it offends a leftist.
When do we proceed to "wrongthink" And when do the FBI randomly stop by with a legally approved search warrant to peruse your books, and go through your computer? And arrest conservative gatherings at protests, churches, bars, etc. And how about telescreens? A decade or so - Room 101? Posted by: RM at April 02, 2024 05:40 PM (urbih) 145
Rowling still has that tattoo. nasty shit. evil.
Posted by: No One of any consequnce at April 02, 2024 05:40 PM (VuZH8) Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 02, 2024 05:40 PM (w6EFb) 147
Join us if you value homosexuality more than womanhood, since it's the only way you have a shot at intimacy."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 02, 2024 05:02 PM (0FoWg) Cruel, but funny. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 02, 2024 05:40 PM (OX9vb) 148
114 I remember a time when hearing Scottish bagpipes marching toward you in the distance would cause anxiety. How times have changed.
indeed. Posted by: accordion liberation front at April 02, 2024 05:41 PM (v3pYe) 149
Transfirst!
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at April 02, 2024 05:41 PM (zSyrn) 150
I don’t understand this at all. Even at a young age, even if I didn’t understand the why behind it, I knew there was something special about women. In the decades that span between then and my age of 29, I have never had the urge to be gay.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 05:39 PM (8sMut) ~~~~~ Sometimes I wonder if there is a social contagion element to it, much like there definitely is with today's trans/bi/gay craze. Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2024 05:41 PM (3ImbR) 151
I had quick hands.
Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at April 02, 2024 05:42 PM (L13ne) 152
I wonder how ancient patriarchies across the world knew about white patriarchy in Europe, that patriarchy itself is all about the White Supremes.
Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2024 05:42 PM (krQz2) 153
The message / AWFL came after her Hogwarts video game, only turning it into the top selling video game of 2023. Just made her even richer and richer.
Posted by: diceydeuce at April 02, 2024 05:43 PM (0avLl) Posted by: Fake Jake Tapper at April 02, 2024 05:43 PM (hs23C) 155
"Hatespeech" is now a crime in Scotland if it offends a leftist.
When do we proceed to "wrongthink" Posted by: RM at April 02, 2024 05:40 PM (urbih) --- No need. We're there already. Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2024 05:44 PM (krQz2) 156
93 Rumor is that JK Rowling agreed to do a new Harry Potter Series is because Daniel Radcliffe and Ema Watson pissed her off by trying to get the former cast to condemn her and her stance on Transgender issues, so by recasting Harry and Hermonie they will be forgotten and no more royalties to them
i suppose supermarionation would be too much to hope for? Posted by: anachronda at April 02, 2024 05:45 PM (v3pYe) 157
Why would a billionaire like J.K. Rowling continue to live in Scotland?
Posted by: No One of nay consequnce at April 02, 2024 05:25 PM (VuZH The balmy climate. Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 02, 2024 05:45 PM (FCbAQ) Posted by: Axeman at April 02, 2024 05:45 PM (krQz2) 159
Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2024 05:39 PM (3ImbR)
It ain’t Italys Calico Storico. That shit is dope AF. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 02, 2024 05:46 PM (eQRY8) 160
152 I wonder how ancient patriarchies across the world knew about white patriarchy in Europe, that patriarchy itself is all about the White Supremes.
hmm. don't remember any of their songs. Posted by: anachronda at April 02, 2024 05:46 PM (v3pYe) 161
Daily Mail- Britain's first transgender judge who's quitting is accused of demonstrating 'hostility against people with gender-critical beliefs' by 'engaging publicly and inappropriately in debates on sex and gender' on social media
https://tinyurl.com/3nepjdhy Posted by: redridinghood at April 02, 2024 05:47 PM (NpAcC) Posted by: JT at April 02, 2024 05:48 PM (T4tVD) 163
that patriarchy itself is all about the White Supremes.
hmm. don't remember any of their songs. Posted by: anachronda at April 02, 2024 05:46 PM (v3pYe) MoorTown rocked. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 02, 2024 05:48 PM (L13ne) 164
The worst toilet in Scotland.
youtube.com/watch?v=HykHNFjApGc Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at April 02, 2024 05:48 PM (MvF+J) 165
A good politician will point out that this law is already underway in the US.
The feds are not surfing social media and flagging accounts to ban for fun: It's practice. Because they believe free speech should be illegal. Not "cross the border" illegal. "Throw you in jail and lose the key" illegal. "Parading without permit" illegal. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 02, 2024 05:49 PM (hqpFC) 166
/sock
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 02, 2024 05:50 PM (cf/0E) 167
123 Emma Watson is heading towards the 40 year old woman in Hollywood exit
She's 33. She has a way to go yet. Posted by: Archimedes at April 02, 2024 05:33 PM (CsUN+) She looks 40, she hit a wall. Father Time is not kind to Women some men can get away with it, even then they will hit a wall. Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 02, 2024 05:50 PM (dKiJG) 168
Great post, thanks, ace!! In addition to having the wealth and fame to cow the Thought Police, JK Rowling also has the fame & appeal to make head-in-the-sand 'traditional' Dem voters actually look at what's really happening; for the most part they like Harry Potter too much to write her off as a right wing nut. Like someone who is only voting based on abortion and thinks everything else in the world is the way it was 30 years ago and any info to the contrary is just propaganda... If JK Rowling can't wake them up, who can?
Posted by: bearski at April 02, 2024 05:51 PM (Bhsk7) 169
JK is not afraid to point out to those who would threaten her she's got more than enough cash to make life miserable for would be twitter stalkers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 02, 2024 05:51 PM (tT6L1) 170
It ain’t Italys Calico Storico.
That shit is dope AF. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 02, 2024 05:46 PM (eQRY ~~~~~ Holy crap! I had never heard of that before. "There were times when bulls would be ushered into the ring in hopes of adding confusion and inciting victory. The modern version of calcio has not changed much from its historical roots, which allow tactics such as head-butting, punching, elbowing, and choking." "However, due to often fatal injuries, sucker punches and kicks to the head are currently banned." Well, thank God for that. ^^ Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2024 05:51 PM (3ImbR) 171
Posted by: IrishEi at April 02, 2024 05:51 PM (3ImbR)
There’s a YouTube doc, less than 45 IIRC, that’s awesome to watch. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 02, 2024 05:53 PM (eQRY8) 172
45 minutes*
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at April 02, 2024 05:54 PM (eQRY8) 173
nood
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Pep at April 02, 2024 06:04 PM (MvF+J) 174
Emma was a cutie but she is going downhill real quick.
That letting the H8 get to you does Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2024 06:04 PM (fwDg9) 175
A cousin of mine's daughter became a trans man and moved to Portland because it was more accepting of her status. This was before transmania. A couple of years ago, she/he married a guy. I found this very confusing.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 05:24 PM (t/2Uw) So she's trans AND gay. Two points on the ranking scale instead of 0. Hope she didn't cut herself on the way and is just gaming the system. Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 06:05 PM (eoQWY) 176
The Equity Act (UK) has nine protected 'characteristics' one of which is Race. "Social history has played a significant part in how minority ethnic groups are viewed." Therefore, Gypsy Travellers are protected within the category, New Age Travellers aren't.
They're even more batsh*t crazy than we are. Cheers to J.K. Rowling! Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 02, 2024 08:12 PM (GshMh) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0352 seconds. |
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