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47% of voters under 40 are likely to vote for a third party candidate in November, says a Rasmusen poll.

More than a quarter of voters say they'll likely vote for a third-party presidential candidate in November, and younger Americans are especially keen on the idea, a poll shows.

Fully 28 percent of voters are considering a vote that steers away from Democratic President Joe Biden or his Republican rival Donald Trump, a Rasmussen Reports survey shows.

But that shoots up to 47 percent for voters aged under 40.

A Daily Mail poll now finds that Trump would likely beat hypothetical late-entrant candidate Michelle Obama.

Michelle Obama has never expressed any interest in running for president and this month her office made clear that was fully behind Joe Biden's run for reelection.

Yet the idea that the former first lady could be plotting to parachute in as an alternative to the 81-year-old president and rescue the Democratic Party won't die.

Perhaps until now.

An exclusive DailyMail.com/J.L. Partners poll shows she would do no better in a hypothetical match-up against Donald Trump than Biden would.

Our poll of 1000 likely voters found that she would lose to the former president by three points in a hypothetical match-up.

That is the same margin that Biden loses by.

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'Some have been touting an emergency parachute for Biden for some time: draft Michelle Obama,' said pollster James Johnson, cofounder of J.L. Partners.

'But it turns out voters are no more keen to vote for Michelle over Trump than they are for Biden, with Trump beating her overall and even with Independents.

'It was never very realistic, but this poll puts paid to the idea she can be any kind of saving force for the Democrats.'


The Illegal Alien Griftfluencer who advised illegals to come to America, squirt out an anchor baby, and live forever on the welfare America will pay to raise that little "gold mine," and who then told illegals how to steal people's houses through squatting, has been arrested.

This is not part of some border enforcement initiative by Biden. Quite the opposite: To keep the borders open quietly, without the public getting alarmed by it, it is necessary sometimes to arrest the noisy ones drawing unwanted public attention to your criminal malfeasance.


Illegal 'migrant influencer' Leonel Moreno, who mocked America on social media in several viral videos, has been nabbed by federal immigration authorities.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement's (ICE) fugitive operations officers arrested Moreno in Columbus, Ohio, on Friday and he is currently being held at Geauga County Jail, according to ICE records.

The arrest comes after The Post exclusively reported how Moreno had skipped out on ICE soon after crossing the southern border into Texas illegally in 2022 and was now wanted by authorities.

In a statement to The Post, an ICE spokesperson said: "Leonel Moreno is an unlawfully present citizen of Venezuela, who illegally entered the country April 23, 2022.

"Moreno was placed into the Alternatives To Detention program by Border Patrol and was told to report to Enforcement and Removal Operations office within 60 days of arriving at his destination.

"Moreno did not report as required. On March 29, 2024, Moreno was arrested in Gahanna, Ohio by officers with ERO Detroit's Columbus office and is currently detained pending further immigration proceedings."

While in the US, Moreno used his various social media channels to encourage other migrants to invade the country and squat the homes of American citizens, all while waving around wads of cash and flaunting what he said were government handouts.


In one video, Moreno could be seen holding a social security card. He also frequently boasted of his earnings made from begging for cash.

"I didn't cross the Rio Grande to work like a slave," Moreno said in one Instagram clip. "I came to the US to mark my territory.

"You're hurt because I make more than you without much work while you work like slaves, understand?" Moreno said in another social media post.

"That's the difference between you and me. I'm always going to make lots of money without much work, and you're always going to be exploited and miserable and insignificant."

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Illegal aliens: Not doing the jobs that Americans also just won't do.

Oregon has reversed course on legalizing all hard drugs.

You won't believe this, but after they decriminalized all hard drugs including heroin, fentanyl, and cocaine, overdoses rose 1,500%. That's fifteen times the number pre-legalization.

How did that happen? Sometimes life just doesn't make any sense!


Oregon, which had previously decriminalized hard drugs, is now reinstating criminal penalties for drug possession. This move comes after a surge in overdose deaths and disorder in Portland, leading to a reassessment of the state's drug policy.

Oregon's Governor, Tina Kotek, signed a law on Monday to restore criminal penalties for drug possession, ending a key part of the 2020 voter initiative known as Measure 110.

Portland's Mayor, Ted Wheeler, who has been dealing with a series of crises since taking office in 2016, supports the rollback.

The new law could see people caught with small amounts of drugs like fentanyl and methamphetamine facing up to 180 days in jail, although there are provisions for treatment instead of confinement in many cases.

...

Three years ago, Oregon embarked on a groundbreaking plan to decriminalize hard drugs, betting that a focus on treatment over punishment would create a new model for drug policy nationwide. However, the state has seen a flood of overdose deaths and frequent chaos in Portland's streets, prompting a reevaluation of this approach.

...

Mayor Ted Wheeler, who initially supported budget cuts to the police department, has been working to restore order in the city. He has fought in court to ban daytime camping and tried to establish mass shelter locations for those without housing. Wheeler has also pushed to increase the law enforcement presence in the city and to crack down on crime. He concluded that it was time to restore criminal penalties for hard drug possession.

Vote Democrat

We'll end the chaos that we caused the last time you morons voted for us, to be replaced with Brand New (and therefore better!) chaos.

A lawsuit alleges, and this is going to hit some of you hard, that Facebook, which we all assumed was an ethical straight-shooting company, took a $100 million payment from Netflix to read user's messages without their knowledge or consent.


Netflix paid Facebook over $100 million to access and read users' private messages, court documents allege

Netflix, the popular streaming service, allegedly paid Facebook over $100 million for access to private user messages according to claims made in an unsealed court document.

Key Details:

Netflix and Facebook allegedly exchanged user data, with Netflix gaining access to private messages and Facebook receiving user watch history.

The streaming platform reportedly paid over $100 million for this access.

The document suggests that Netflix began lobbying Congress in 2011 for permission to share data in the US, and by 2013, had entered into a series of "Facebook Extended API" agreements.

Diving Deeper:

According to the document, Netflix announced a Facebook integration in 2011, aiming to share user data on an international scale. The streaming giant then began lobbying Congress to allow for such data sharing within the United States. By 2013, Netflix had entered into a series of "Facebook Extended API" agreements, including an "Inbox API' agreement. This agreement allowed Netflix programmatic access to Facebook users' private message inboxes. In return, Netflix would provide Facebook with a written report every two weeks, detailing daily counts of recommendation sends and recipient clicks.

An American YouTuber was kidnapped in -- prepare yourselves -- Haiti, after attempting to meet criminal cult leader "Barbecue."

An American YouTube star has been kidnapped in Haiti by one of the gangs that have become its de facto rulers, as he was attempting to interview the nation's most notorious gang leader.

Addison Pierre Maalouf, known online as YourFellowArab or just "Arab," traveled from his home in Atlanta to interview Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier, the leader of the notorious G9 Family and Allies gang that has seized control of the government, according to Haiti 24.net.

But just 24 hours after he arrived in the country, Maalouf and a Haitian colleague were taken by members of the 400 Mawozo gang on March 14.

He is being held for a $600,000 ransom, and even though $40,000 has already been paid, the kidnappers are continuing to demand a large sum of money to secure Maalouf's release, the Haitian outlet reports.

Oh no!

Sure he's been kidnapped by criminal savages, but think about the week's worth of viral content he can generate when (if) he survives!!! That could be worth five or six grand!!!

Baltimore's racist mayor says that it's his job to make white people uncomfortable.

And, oh yeah -- demand that these white people you've made uncomfortable give you money.

Kind of like a subway mugger.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:40 PM




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1 !

Posted by: wth at April 02, 2024 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

2 called

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 02, 2024 06:45 PM (5OvHh)

3
Forget inflation, the specter of nuclear war with Russia, the tsunami of antisemitism, the collapse of the border, corporatism to suppress opinions. According to the Democrats, there's no more important issue in this election than abortion.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2024 06:45 PM (MoZTd)

4 Nulli secundus

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 02, 2024 06:45 PM (5OvHh)

5 Barbecue may hold onto that you-tuber, or he may hand him off to his good pal Sous Vide.

Posted by: 496 at April 02, 2024 06:46 PM (sDrVA)

6 Commenting present until read content

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2024 06:46 PM (fwDg9)

7 Why does Netflix want to read FB private messages?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 02, 2024 06:47 PM (+2CF+)

8 I happened to look at the screen with CNN on and there was fat lump Jonah Goldberg sitting with Jake Tapper.

Goldberg looked very very serious.

Posted by: blaster at April 02, 2024 06:47 PM (IFNME)

9 "More than a quarter of voters say they'll likely vote for a third-party presidential candidate in November, and younger Americans are especially keen on the idea, a poll shows."


Maybe jill stein needs to run again. After all she cost hillary Michigan and Wisconsin in 2016.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 02, 2024 06:47 PM (QNSds)

10 Baltimore and her denizens richly deserve whatever calamity that may befall it and them.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at April 02, 2024 06:48 PM (PWI4f)

11 Everyone loves 3rd parties right up until they vote. I call that 47% thing 100% bullshit.

Posted by: Montec at April 02, 2024 06:48 PM (4+s9S)

12 Too slow for a first, too slow to summon from the thread below. Only accomplishment was to show up.

Posted by: Some stupid with a flare gun at April 02, 2024 06:48 PM (DBsJp)

13 YouTuber YourFellowArab allegedly released for no ransom after Haiti ...
3 days agoYouTuber and Twitch streamer YourFellowArab was kidnapped and held for ransom in Haiti, but he's since been released, with 400 Mazowo gang leader Lanmò Sanjou claiming to release him at no ransom.

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 02, 2024 06:49 PM (5OvHh)

14 Puttin' on the Ritz.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 02, 2024 06:49 PM (as3uC)

15 Forget inflation, the specter of nuclear war with Russia, the tsunami of antisemitism, the collapse of the border, corporatism to suppress opinions. According to the Democrats, there's no more important issue in this election than abortion.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2024 06:45 PM (MoZTd)

Mandatory abortions for Democrat wimmenz: an idea whose time has come.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 06:49 PM (tkR6S)

16 Only thingg I bring up about Mooch being the August Surprise is the Democrats Propaganda Ministry will be a total protection/ cheer leader for her

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2024 06:49 PM (fwDg9)

17 >>Sure he's been kidnapped by criminal savages, but think about the week's worth of viral content he can generate when (if) he survives!!! That could be worth five or six grand!!!

I don't think you can every fully trust a man who eats other people.

YMMV.

On another note, this expertly crafted Old Fashioned is not going to drink itself.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2024 06:49 PM (XV/Pl)

18 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 02, 2024 06:50 PM (T4tVD)

19 Why does Netflix want to read FB private messages?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 02, 2024 06:47 PM (+2CF+)

Because, evil. All you really need to know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 06:50 PM (tkR6S)

20 Do any white people actually live in Baltimore? Who are these imaginary rich while people he’s talking about. 🤣

Posted by: Montec at April 02, 2024 06:50 PM (4+s9S)

21 Maybe he can star in his beheading video.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 02, 2024 06:51 PM (pohLc)

22 Just a reminder that all this race shit was brought us by the Light Bringer. Obama was the most race obsessed president we've ever had and we will deal with his legacy for a generation if not more.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2024 06:51 PM (LkLld)

23 Balkanization can't happen soon enough. I wonder what my new currency will look like? And, more importantly... will we go metric?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 02, 2024 06:51 PM (Q4IgG)

24 I think every election has lots of people who say they will vote third party and then they don't.

Maybe it will be different this time.

Posted by: blaster at April 02, 2024 06:51 PM (IFNME)

25
Mandatory abortions for Democrat wimmenz: an idea whose time has come.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 06:49 PM (tkR6S)

I know you’re joking. But if conservatives were pragmatic they would do whatever they could to increase abortions among liberal women.

Posted by: Montec at April 02, 2024 06:52 PM (4+s9S)

26 Granted, "Most loathsome tv new personality" is a hotly contested title, but Joy Reid has to be strongly in the running.

But again, it's a big field.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 02, 2024 06:52 PM (1bNHn)

27 That viral YouTuber has already been released by BBQ I thought

Posted by: blaster at April 02, 2024 06:52 PM (IFNME)

28 >>> Sure he's been kidnapped by criminal savages, but think about the week's worth of viral content he can generate when (if) he survives!!! That could be worth five or six grand!!!

"You don't eat a (long)pig like that all at once."
/just the punchline.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2024 06:53 PM (cOq4q)

29 You won't believe this, but after they decriminalized all hard drugs including heroin, fentanyl, and cocaine, overdoses rose 1,500%. That's fifteen times the number pre-legalization.
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Sounds exactly like British Columbia except their New Democrat government isn't backing down. [Note: I don't know the percentage growth there but last year was a new record.]

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 02, 2024 06:53 PM (5OvHh)

30 I don't think you can every fully trust a man who eats other people.

YMMV.

On another note, this expertly crafted Old Fashioned is not going to drink itself.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2024 06:49 PM (XV/Pl)

Hi Thomas, it's vodka rocks for me. And finger food.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 02, 2024 06:53 PM (8sNng)

31 Used to be a term for a fool like Leonel Moreno having that lump of cash and thinking he is actually rich and a Big Wheel and flashing it here and there like people with long cash never do.

Niggardly Rich I think or some such.

RFK Jr. spends more than Leonel is flashing a week on having the hair removed from his ass so his whores can scream in delight.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 02, 2024 06:53 PM (R/m4+)

32 White meat is back on the menu boys!
Barbecue

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2024 06:53 PM (FQmDC)

33 "You don't eat a (long)pig like that all at once."
/just the punchline.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2024 06:53 PM (cOq4q)
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Don't forget to sous vide it first!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 02, 2024 06:54 PM (BpYfr)

34 > Only thingg I bring up about Mooch being the August Surprise is the Democrats Propaganda Ministry will be a total protection/ cheer leader for her

I've got an August surprise for you right here.

*grabs crotch*

Posted by: "Michelle" Obama at April 02, 2024 06:54 PM (Odg76)

35 Barky brought the race shit and the perv shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2024 06:54 PM (ID6pY)

36 3rd party?
Ross Perot.
Usta LOVE Limbaugh's imitation of him!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 02, 2024 06:54 PM (RUEDk)

37 @30

>>Hi Thomas, it's vodka rocks for me. And finger food.

Are you at least chasing the vodka with sour patch gummies?

I do this with Bourbon and Whiskey, pairs very well.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2024 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)

38
Narcan? Yeah, not gonna get a free can. If China wants to kill you and the President you voted for doesn't want to stop it...

You're gonna die. Pleasantly, I suppose.

I should be better, but being better circa 2024 doesn't fix shit and shit needs to be fixed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 02, 2024 06:55 PM (RKVpM)

39 On 3rd parties, I admit I voted Libertarian in 1992. And I'm no libertarian, but Bush broke his tax pledge, Perot was Perot, and Clinton was Clinton.

In 2004 I didn't bother going to the polls. It was a dark and stormy night, and I didn't much like GWB. But I admit he and his father each gave us one good justice.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 02, 2024 06:55 PM (1bNHn)

40 That's the mayor of Baltimore? OMG. How stupid are these people?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 06:55 PM (t/2Uw)

41 If ever a R gets into the White House one of the first things they should do is an EO disbanding, making illegal, whatever... the MSM. Pull every single OTA license and cable contract for them. For the "sake of democracy." Let the left eat their own words.

Shut. Them. Down.

Make it difficult and expensive to regen it. Because it will resurface.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 02, 2024 06:56 PM (Q4IgG)

42 > That viral YouTuber has already been released by BBQ I thought

Is there any proof he ever got kidnapped? Or did he just hole up in a nice hotel room for a couple of weeks so he could grab attention for his YouTube channel?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 02, 2024 06:56 PM (Odg76)

43 All Democrats that the Democrat party would give you as a presidential candidate will give you the same exact policies - so it makes no sense to vote for Big Mike or Gov Gruesome just because you don't like Pedo Joe

Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2024 06:56 PM (ibTVg)

44 Too slow for a first, too slow to summon from the thread below. Only accomplishment was to show up.
====
They also serve who only sit and type.

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 02, 2024 06:57 PM (5OvHh)

45
Has Addison Pierre Maalouf been eaten by his Haitian captors yet?

And if so, did they use ketchup or Ranch Dressing as a dipping sauce to drown out the gamey taste?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2024 06:57 PM (nFnyb)

46 Dang.
Watch Trump.
This is the guy of 2016.
He hasn't aged.

Then watch Biden.
Even the State of the Union.

Brutal.

Trump says, "I'm the only guy in America that has to put up a bond"
Lol.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 02, 2024 06:57 PM (hqpFC)

47 Are you at least chasing the vodka with sour patch gummies?

I do this with Bourbon and Whiskey, pairs very well.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 02, 2024 06:54 PM (XV/Pl)

Seriously? It actually sounds good with vodka. Bourbon and whiskey? Huh. Ok, no, you're breaking my balls right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 02, 2024 06:57 PM (8sNng)

48 The Baltimore tourism bureau has to be ecstatic. "Come to Baltimore honkies and we'll make you uncomfortable in Fell's Point, the Inner Harbor and Federal Hill!"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 02, 2024 06:58 PM (Fol4f)

49 43 All Democrats that the Democrat party would give you as a presidential candidate will give you the same exact policies - so it makes no sense to vote for Big Mike or Gov Gruesome just because you don't like Pedo Joe
Posted by: 18-1 at April 02, 2024 06:56 PM (ibTVg)
______
You expect Democrat voters to make sense?

Why?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 02, 2024 06:59 PM (1bNHn)

50 heh the Atlanta blogger reminds me of the college kids that hiked across the Iran/Iraq border into Iran.. Duh,, heh heh

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at April 02, 2024 06:59 PM (pqOO2)

51 Manhattan Mingle @ManhattanMingle
(Teaneck, NJ) Things are heating up with H@mas protestors.
For context: This is taking place outside homes of Jewish families & literally on their front lawns.
The Jew haters may have started in the town squares but now they are at the front door.

Oliya Scootercaster 🛴 @ScooterCasterNY
#BREAKING Tensions and Clashes continue, family with children gets cought up as they walk into the protest outside Congregation Bnai Yeshurun, where Pro-palestine and hundreds Israel supporters face off outside of Teaneck NJ Synagogue.

https://tinyurl.com/2c3arrem
1:45 minutes; VERY LOUD

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 02, 2024 06:59 PM (5OvHh)

52 So an Arab at a Barbeque ???

What an odd duck

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 06:59 PM (OwFJu)

53 Based on that video, which I could only get through about 15 seconds, Baltimore is about to get a comeuppance big time.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 06:59 PM (t/2Uw)

54 And if you believe that, I have a gently used, pre-owned bridge to sell you. SCUBA gear not provided.

Posted by: Mayor Brandon Scott at April 02, 2024 06:59 PM (NHDkI)

55 '47 percent for voters aged under 40.'

I don't care if the young dummies piss away their vote on a 3rd party. The democrats would have gotten them otherwise. It's a half vote for Trump.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 02, 2024 07:00 PM (roH4R)

56 Bodymore, Murderland.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 02, 2024 07:00 PM (RUEDk)

57 Personally, if he wins, I think there's a good chance Biden might break Harrison's record for shortest term.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 02, 2024 07:00 PM (1bNHn)

58 >>All Democrats that the Democrat party would give you as a presidential candidate will give you the same exact policies - so it makes no sense to vote for Big Mike or Gov Gruesome just because you don't like Pedo Joe

I agree on the policy front and have said so many times. But Joe is a charisma black hole. He's personally repulsive, senile and corrupt and there are still some Democrats and Independents that care about that stuff.

I was never sold on Big Mike but I gotta believe there is some Democrat who would be better than Joe by just not being him.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2024 07:01 PM (LkLld)

59 Hiya Cannibal !

Regards to Heidi !

Posted by: JT at April 02, 2024 07:01 PM (T4tVD)

60 And if so, did they use ketchup or Ranch Dressing as a dipping sauce to drown out the gamey taste?

Foxu VTuber Kirsche - "is the ketchup room temperature?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 07:01 PM (OwFJu)

61 >>> that Facebook, which we all assumed was an ethical straight-shooting company, took a $100 million payment from Netflix to read user's messages without their knowledge or consent.
-----------

The same Facebook that Pixy reported: How Facebook spied on Snapchat, YouTube, and Amazon. (Observer)

By installing fake root certificates on users' phones to intercept and decrypt traffic to competitors sites.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2024 07:01 PM (v55R6)

62
I know you’re joking. But if conservatives were pragmatic they would do whatever they could to increase abortions among liberal women.
Posted by: Montec at April 02, 2024 06:52 PM (4+s9S)


Yeah, but some of us don't believe in using bad means to reach a good end.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 02, 2024 07:01 PM (MoZTd)

63 we'll make you uncomfortable in Fell's Point, the Inner Harbor and Federal Hill!"
**********
There was some good music in the Fells Point bars back in the 70s.

Posted by: Cosda at April 02, 2024 07:02 PM (u5KLF)

64
Ransom demands 'bout to be common in DC, Chi-town, Philly...

Posted by: Auspex at April 02, 2024 07:02 PM (j4U/Z)

65 >>Hi Thomas, it's vodka rocks for me. And finger food.

A bit on the nose don't you think, Bob?

Maybe nose was a poor choice of words.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2024 07:03 PM (LkLld)

66 Speaker Johnson just gave Schumer 1.2 trillion in spending to spread out to leftwing organizations.

Now he'll borrow more to give Ukraine. Tens of billions.

And then he'll give billions more to the left for a bridge.


These people aren't on your side.

Posted by: Your words open my scars at April 02, 2024 07:03 PM (r0uDl)

67 >>> Is there any proof he ever got kidnapped? Or did he just hole up in a nice hotel room for a couple of weeks so he could grab attention for his YouTube channel?
Posted by: bonhomme

I don't think Haiti has 'nice' hotels.
Even the Club Med looked like a run down Motel Six.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2024 07:04 PM (cOq4q)

68 So that 17 year-old street hood is the mayor of Baltimore?

Well done, Baltimoreans!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 02, 2024 07:04 PM (guGkK)

69 Ransom demands 'bout to be common in DC, Chi-town, Philly...

That would be some really bad optics, if the delegates in Chicago are kidnapped for ransom.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 07:04 PM (OwFJu)

70 Barbecue may hold onto that you-tuber, or he may hand him off to his good pal Sous Vide.
Posted by: 496 at April 02, 2024 06:46 PM (sDrVA)

I'm calling it...Thread Winner.

That Sous Vide is a Bad Mutha!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 02, 2024 07:04 PM (R/m4+)

71 22 Just a reminder that all this race shit was brought us by the Light Bringer. Obama was the most race obsessed president we've ever had and we will deal with his legacy for a generation if not more.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2024 06:51 PM (LkLld)

++++

Many people were dazzled with the idea of Obama. Not me, I was sick in the pit of my stomach and I have never recovered from that feeling and all of the damage he has done and continues to do.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 02, 2024 07:04 PM (F6UFz)

72 That illegal has the worlds most punchable face in the world

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 02, 2024 07:04 PM (NtVYv)

73 22
'Just a reminder that all this race shit was brought us by the Light Bringer.'

I didn't need one but thanks all the same.
I can't help but think if Barack Obama sodomized Pete Buttigieg and had a son, he would look like that mayor of Baltimore.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 02, 2024 07:05 PM (roH4R)

74 Late reply as almost always, but this post was a lot to absorb.

Dayum.

Posted by: RM at April 02, 2024 07:05 PM (urbih)

75 Watching that video reminded me that Pete Bootyjudge was a mayor before he was appointed for one of the most important cabinet posts. You know, the one dealing with roads and bridges...

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 07:05 PM (t/2Uw)

76 I happened to look at the screen with CNN on and there was fat lump Jonah Goldberg sitting with Jake Tapper.

Goldberg looked very very serious.

Posted by: blaster at April 02, 2024 06:47 PM (IFNME)

---

Is that Liberal Facist Jonah Goldberg?

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 02, 2024 07:05 PM (Q/LIy)

77 Barbeque will rescue the YooTuber and eat him -- not that way but
literally cook him and eat him. mmmmm White meat, a little dry but with the right sauce...

Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2024 07:06 PM (v55R6)

78 Serious or constipated?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 07:06 PM (OwFJu)

79 I don't care if the young dummies piss away their vote on a 3rd party. The democrats would have gotten them otherwise. It's a half vote for Trump.
=====
And the more real votes cast, the more fictional votes the Dims will have to create making the theft too big to ignore; and maybe with people who did vote for the first time being pissed at having had their votes stolen.

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 02, 2024 07:07 PM (5OvHh)

80 I happened to look at the screen with CNN on and there was fat lump Jonah Goldberg sitting with Jake Tapper.

Goldberg looked very very serious.

Posted by: blaster at April 02, 2024 06:47 PM (IFNME)


Well....to be fair.

Someone had just stolen his Double Meat and Double Cheese Liverwurst and Havarti Hoagie.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2024 07:07 PM (nFnyb)

81 76 I happened to look at the screen with CNN on and there was fat lump Jonah Goldberg sitting with Jake Tapper.

Goldberg looked very very serious.

Posted by: blaster
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His hand was in Jake's lap.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2024 07:08 PM (v55R6)

82 Regards to Heidi !

Hiya, JT!!! You always make me smile!

Posted by: Heidi at April 02, 2024 07:09 PM (8sNng)

83 I imagine with 3rd party candidates in the mix, it might be harder to figure out how many votes you need to Manufacture.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 07:09 PM (t/2Uw)

84 A bit on the nose don't you think, Bob?

Maybe nose was a poor choice of words.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2024 07:03 PM (LkLld)

Lol. Bit on the nose...Story of my life Jack.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 02, 2024 07:09 PM (8sNng)

85 So, Baltimore is now Zimbabwe?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 02, 2024 07:09 PM (XMwZJ)

86 Hiya, JT!!! You always make me smile!
Posted by: Heidi

GOOD !

Posted by: JT at April 02, 2024 07:10 PM (T4tVD)

87 =====
And the more real votes cast, the more fictional votes the Dims will have to create making the theft too big to ignore; and maybe with people who did vote for the first time being pissed at having had their votes stolen.

Posted by: andycanuck
------------------------

They'll have to overtake the Donald, Jr. and that silly woman from Wisconsin(?) - the one who demanded a recount and lost more votes, she's running again.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2024 07:10 PM (v55R6)

88
Trump was in town today. The street thugs protesting the evening news showed didn't look... confident

Posted by: Auspex at April 02, 2024 07:11 PM (j4U/Z)

89 Never forget the left are evil, greedy, and stupid. That’s a recipe for democrat control.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2024 07:11 PM (Nq2KV)

90 Mayor Scott won the mayoral race with 70% of the vote. The second place candidate was an independent with 20%.

Let's just say Scott has no fears of punishment at theBallot box.

What Baltimore Dems have to worry about is other Dems envious of their corruption. If they get everyone else in in their graft it's okay. Scott will have to make sure the bridge money gets spread around.

Posted by: blaster at April 02, 2024 07:11 PM (IFNME)

91 Hi JT. Great cannibalism thread. Should do this more often.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 02, 2024 07:11 PM (8sNng)

92 Guys, I don't ask for much. So, believe me when I tell you this is important to me:

Give me five minutes with that Moreno kid. Just five minutes. I'll even clean up the room afterwards.

Posted by: Orson at April 02, 2024 07:11 PM (dIske)

93 I love the inclusivity shown by the mayor of Baltimore.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 02, 2024 07:12 PM (XMwZJ)

94 79 I don't care if the young dummies piss away their vote on a 3rd party. The democrats would have gotten them otherwise. It's a half vote for Trump.
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And the more real votes cast, the more fictional votes the Dims will have to create making the theft too big to ignore; and maybe with people who did vote for the first time being pissed at having had their votes stolen.
Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 02, 2024 07:07 PM (5OvHh)
______
And what will they do? If the Ds steal this one, questioning the validity of the vote will be literally treated as treason. I mean that. People will swing, and not the people who deserve to.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 02, 2024 07:12 PM (1bNHn)

95 Was the mayor high?

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 02, 2024 07:12 PM (as3uC)

96 83
'it might be harder to figure out how many votes you need to Manufacture.'

That is an under-considered factor in any cheat scenario. The 'rats won't know how much to cheat until that day.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 02, 2024 07:13 PM (roH4R)

97 A Jewish themed hotel/casino is probably coming to Vegas. Much like the hotels were in the Catskills many years ago. Its going to have everything, lots of competition in Vegas, so it had better be good. The King David Hotel/Casino with 47 floors, just off the strip. I hope Hamas doesn't do the same on the strip with nude dancing girls and boys.

Posted by: colin at April 02, 2024 07:13 PM (/z/eU)

98 Give me five minutes with that Moreno kid. Just five minutes. I'll even clean up the room afterwards.

Posted by: Orson at April 02, 2024 07:11 PM (dIske)

This is how these deadbeat illegal assholes should be treated. Thanks Orson.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 02, 2024 07:13 PM (8sNng)

99 95 Was the mayor high?
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 02, 2024 07:12 PM (as3uC)

No, but the rent was ...

Posted by: Jimmy McMillan at April 02, 2024 07:14 PM (TTAGa)

100 I ain't askin' for much
I just want a little touch
_Barbequez Top

Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2024 07:14 PM (v55R6)

101 The mayor said en word.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 02, 2024 07:14 PM (as3uC)

102 89 Never forget the left are evil, greedy, and stupid.

They won't let me forget.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 02, 2024 07:15 PM (roH4R)

103 They'll have to overtake the Donald, Jr. and that silly woman from Wisconsin(?) - the one who demanded a recount and lost more votes, she's running again.
Posted by: Braenyard

And massive fraud in Detroit.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2024 07:15 PM (cOq4q)

104 Speaking of Johnah Fatberg, his Alma mater the prestigious Goucher College is now in the polling business.

Posted by: Montec at April 02, 2024 07:15 PM (4+s9S)

105 Off the radar report:
What's with John Frankenstein Fetterman? He has bucked the Dem agenda on at least two occasions. Could Fetterman be a DINO?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at April 02, 2024 07:15 PM (pqOO2)

106 I hope Hamas doesn't do the same on the strip with nude dancing girls and boys.

Posted by: colin
-----------------

Las Vegas will invite the mob back.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2024 07:15 PM (v55R6)

107 97 A Jewish themed hotel/casino is probably coming to Vegas. Much like the hotels were in the Catskills many years ago. Its going to have everything, lots of competition in Vegas, so it had better be good. The King David Hotel/Casino with 47 floors, just off the strip. I hope Hamas doesn't do the same on the strip with nude dancing girls and boys.

Posted by: colin at April 02, 2024 07:13 PM (/z/eU)

++++

I've always heard about the Catskills resort. What happened to it and all the hotels? Did it just go out of vogue?

Posted by: washrivergal at April 02, 2024 07:15 PM (F6UFz)

108 101 The mayor said en word.

The mayor is 'near'?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 02, 2024 07:16 PM (roH4R)

109 Dirty dancing is back!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2024 07:17 PM (ID6pY)

110 "Only thingg I bring up about Mooch being the August Surprise is the Democrats Propaganda Ministry will be a total protection/ cheer leader for her"

Despite her protestations of not being interested, I am not convinced.

Listen to that three minute clip posted above, which will be repeated, and repeated with ever more urgency. Repeat a lie often enough...

And then throw in a little drumbeat of, "Trump is on the verge of going to trial and being convicted and could go to prison for years. How can anyone in their right mind, even if they can't finally after all this, get it that the man is a Nazi, turn around and vote for someone who will be trying to run our country from a prison cell. That is sheer lunacy."

And then, at the convention perhaps, Michelle parachutes in and calmly tells the nation that she can't let this country go down the tubes. The media would herald her as a savior like we wouldn't believe. Heck, any regular Moron here could ghostwrite her speeches and the MSM's endorsements

I wouldn't bet on it, but I wouldn't bet against it either. Just sayin...

Posted by: RM at April 02, 2024 07:17 PM (urbih)

111 > So, Baltimore is now Zimbabwe?
___________

I think we're all Zimbabwe, to one degree or another.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 02, 2024 07:18 PM (Q4IgG)

112 Pray, did Netflix do this while the Our Norms Our Democracy Our Sacred Togetherness Obamas were on the board?

Posted by: ... at April 02, 2024 07:18 PM (lX8VI)

113 Where's Tucker these days?

After that Putin interview, he seems to have dropped off the radar screen.

Posted by: browndog is a wonderin' at April 02, 2024 07:18 PM (TTAGa)

114 31

RFK Jr. spends more than Leonel is flashing a week on having the hair removed from his ass so his whores can scream in delight.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 02, 2024 06:53 PM (R/m4+)
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Surprisingly detailed for a guy with that nick!
/LOL

Posted by: Ciampino - The Constitutional Republic guy at April 02, 2024 07:18 PM (qfLjt)

115 Tucker is where he has been for months. Doing his show. And also a guest on other shows.

Posted by: Montec at April 02, 2024 07:19 PM (4+s9S)

116 Baltimore is selling houses for $1

Dare ya...

Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2024 07:19 PM (j0Uz8)

117 I've always heard about the Catskills resort. What happened to it and all the hotels? Did it just go out of vogue?
Posted by: washrivergal at April 02, 2024 07:15 PM (F6UFz)

Pretty much ...

To drive through the Catskills is sorta sad these days.

Posted by: browndog is a wonderin' at April 02, 2024 07:19 PM (TTAGa)

118 I don't think Big Mike will happen because she is too arrogant to take orders from Barky. He'll want someone he can control.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 07:21 PM (t/2Uw)

119 113 Where's Tucker these days?

After that Putin interview, he seems to have dropped off the radar screen.
Posted by: browndog is a wonderin' at April 02, 2024 07:18 PM (TTAGa)

Proving you don't need a cable news show to thrive.

Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2024 07:21 PM (j0Uz8)

120 Breaking911 @Breaking911 5h
IOWA VOTER: "When Trump is facing all these things, he's doing it for us... When they're indicting him, we're being indicted. When they talk negative about him, they talk negative about us."
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A black guy with a foreign accent, BTW.

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 02, 2024 07:22 PM (5OvHh)

121 "Baltimore is selling houses for $1

Dare ya...
Posted by: jsg "
******
Nope. I guy I used to work with bought a couple and ended up with a bullet through his head.

Posted by: Cosda at April 02, 2024 07:22 PM (u5KLF)

122 So, Baltimore is now Zimbabwe?
_________
Baltimore is now the Zimbabwe of Haitis.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 02, 2024 07:23 PM (1bNHn)

123 Washrivergirl, It was all that dirty dancing what done them in

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2024 07:23 PM (Nq2KV)

124 Dems are stuck with Joke. When he loses they have a ready made scapegoat.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 02, 2024 07:23 PM (ID6pY)

125 It would be an interesting scenario if Trump had to run the government from a jail cell with secret service protection and world leaders escorted in to meet with him.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 07:24 PM (t/2Uw)

126 45
Has Addison Pierre Maalouf been eaten by his Haitian captors yet?

And if so, did they use ketchup or Ranch Dressing as a dipping sauce to drown out the gamey taste?

Posted by: naturalfake at April 02, 2024 06:57 PM (nFnyb)
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It would have been maple syrup (Haiti used to be French) but he was released before the sous vide period was up.

Posted by: Ciampino - This is now the long pig cooking thread at April 02, 2024 07:24 PM (qfLjt)

127 Michelle Obama rocking one of her trademark shower curtain ensembles with bomb belt parachuting into Chicago...

Now that there is some visuals.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 07:25 PM (OwFJu)

128 wow, LOL, a few years ago you couldn'ta made this stuff up, now it's the reality on front of our faces.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 02, 2024 07:26 PM (PFYt9)

129 Baltimore is selling houses for $1

Dare ya...
Posted by: jsg

Buy a whole block for $20 and have a big ass urban bon fire.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2024 07:26 PM (cOq4q)

130 118 I don't think Big Mike will happen because she is too arrogant to take orders from Barky. He'll want someone he can control.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 02, 2024 07:21 PM (t/2Uw)

++++

A couple months after the chef's fatal "accident" the oldest daughter was seen in a park in L.A. sitting on the ground and drinking out of a red Solo cup with a bottle of vodka right next to her. She looked sloshed. It was in the Daily Mail. I don't think things are too copacetic in that family.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 02, 2024 07:26 PM (F6UFz)

131 "Baltimore is selling houses for $1

Dare ya...
Posted by: jsg

It's a trap....
House 1$ with stipulation it has to be livable in 5 years.
Base Property tax 3000.
You will never be able to flip it..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at April 02, 2024 07:26 PM (pqOO2)

132 But that shoots up to 47 percent for voters aged under 40.

--------------

If my 24 year old son and 18 year old daughter are any indication, they hate the fact two extremely old geezers are the only choices.

I'm 100% on the Trump train but the gerintocracy is indeed a bad thing.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 02, 2024 07:26 PM (++4z6)

133 Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
DOOCY: "When Donald Trump is talking about a 'bloodbath,' it is violent rhetoric. What was it when Joe Biden said in 2020, 'what we can't let happen, is let this primary become a negative bloodbath'?"

KJP: "Your question is disingenuous."

https://tinyurl.com/4tm7ke7e
1:51 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 02, 2024 07:26 PM (5OvHh)

134 Buy a whole block for $20 and have a big ass urban bon fire.

"Have to give the protestors room to destroy." - former Baltimore mayor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2024 07:27 PM (OwFJu)

135 Why do we even bother paying attention to polls? Mostly run by Democrats, slanted heavily by Ds, etc. and it's way to early for many undecided to decide. The majority of voters have already decided and will not change anyway.

Posted by: Ciampino - Poll Dancing at April 02, 2024 07:27 PM (qfLjt)

136
Buy a whole block for $20 and have a big ass urban bon fire.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2024 07:26 PM (cOq4q)

Ahem

Philly Mayor Goode

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at April 02, 2024 07:27 PM (pqOO2)

137 KJP isn't worth a single moment of my life.

Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2024 07:28 PM (j0Uz8)

138 123 Washrivergirl, It was all that dirty dancing what done them in

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2024 07:23 PM (Nq2KV)

++++

Ah. That's where that movie was filmed, wasn't it? You'd have thought that would have made the place revived.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 02, 2024 07:29 PM (F6UFz)

139 While Mooch has more charm and personality than Hillary (like it's even possible to have less) she doesn't have Hillary's intellect (and we aren't exactly in the Marie Curie range with Hill) or her resume. If she is going to be a late replacement candidate, it had better be really late, because it will not take long for the populace to realize that Mooch is not a good candidate, and they will once again have to depend on "Orange Man Bad" and a bunch of swing state insiders who knows how to navigate around election laws.

Posted by: tankdemon at April 02, 2024 07:29 PM (KLo17)

140 Breaking911 @Breaking911
TRUMP: "We could end up in World War III with this lunatic."

TRUMP: "On Day One, I will seal the border and we will begin the largest domestic deportation operation in the history of our country — and if other countries say they won't take them back, I will say yeah, here they come — hold on to your britches!"

TRUMP: “In Venezuela, the crime is down 67% from what it was a year and a half ago because they’re taking all of their gangs and all of their criminals and they’re depositing them into the United States of America.”

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 02, 2024 07:30 PM (5OvHh)

141 It seems Trump hit a nerve with "Bloodbath". Probably throwing it every chance he can.
"Have you seen the price of arugula lately? It's a BLOODBATH!".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2024 07:30 PM (cOq4q)

142 It's a trap....
House 1$ with stipulation it has to be livable in 5 years.
Base Property tax 3000.
You will never be able to flip it..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at April 02, 2024 07:26 PM (pqOO2)

Buy a block. Then sell each individual house to multiple illegal invaders for 3 grand each. Who ever kills the other first has squatter's rights in the very least and they can then start killing the darker folks who won't behave.

Use a LLC with a cool name...Baracky Ocracky LLC sounds good.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 02, 2024 07:31 PM (R/m4+)

143 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
INSANITY: 8 illegal aliens caught squatting with illegal guns and drugs in NYC home

One of the illegals had a warrant for attempted murder, another for a gun charge

Most of them have been released from jail and are back to squatting

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 02, 2024 07:32 PM (5OvHh)

144 Illegals are the new protected class

Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

145 I guess the idea that the mayor of a large city would be capable of succinctly and clearly expressing himself must be white supremacy.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 02, 2024 07:33 PM (ogTiX)

146 Fully 28 percent of voters are considering a vote that steers away from Democratic President Joe Biden or his Republican rival Donald Trump, a Rasmussen Reports survey shows.

But that shoots up to 47 percent for voters aged under 40.

The Ross Perot candidacy comes to mind > According to how Trump was treated I can only visualize Perot having a Barny Fife emotional break down half way through his term.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at April 02, 2024 07:34 PM (pqOO2)

147 So, black citizens of Baltimore can watch their city fall apart, their children endangered by gangs and drugs, and become permanently mired in poverty, but their mayor sure told whitey. Sounds like kind of a...stupid tradeoff.

Posted by: Paco at April 02, 2024 07:34 PM (njExo)

148 139 If my 24 year old son and 18 year old daughter are any indication, they hate the fact two extremely old geezers are the only choices.

I'm 100% on the Trump train but the gerintocracy is indeed a bad thing.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 02, 2024 07:26 PM (++4z6)

It's a jolt - seriously - to Silents and Boomers. Every other generation is just fucking tired of being lorded over. And the record of Silents and Boomers in charge isn't exactly great.

Retire, already.
Posted by: Factoids at April 02, 2024 07:28 PM (NrUCN)
_______
Really, the Boomers didn't produce that many presidents, or dominating pols. It was the previous two generations that ran America in to the ground.

My father - who was one - always said the WWII generation couldn't be trusted, because they trusted the government too much.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 02, 2024 07:35 PM (1bNHn)

149 Third parties are an option for those who see the UniParty. If equally bad candidates they'll pull the lever for a third party knowing that it is a futile protest vote.
When times are absolutely shitty and there is daylight between the candidates they think a bit more seriously about a pointless protest vote.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2024 07:35 PM (cOq4q)

150 The effort to eject 20 - 30 million illegals is beyond the scope of FedGov's abilities.

Not because it cant be done, but because FedGov doesn't want it done.

Just a little reality check.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 02, 2024 07:35 PM (Q4IgG)

151 Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11 8h
Starting a decade ago McKinsey, one of the richest and most well-connected management consulting companies, produced a whole series of studies claiming dramatic improvements to business success when companies prioritized “diversity” for their executives, rather than just merit. These studies were used to justify sweeping anti-male, anti-Asian, and anti-white discrimination at hundreds of US companies, universities, and government agencies.

Now, an updated analysis by two economics professors finds that the studies were totally bogus. There was no link between greater diversity and greater sales, greater growth, or higher stock prices.

DEI is a scam.
https://tinyurl.com/3a97ehhj

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 02, 2024 07:36 PM (5OvHh)

152 When we boomers are gone we take with us the knowledge of how things should be. We spent our lives working, paying taxes, and obeying the laws.

Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2024 07:36 PM (Nq2KV)

153
Buy a block. Then sell each individual house to multiple illegal invaders for 3 grand each. Who ever kills the other first has squatter's rights in the very least and they can then start killing the darker folks who won't behave.

Use a LLC with a cool name...Baracky Ocracky LLC sounds good.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 02, 2024 07:31 PM (R/m4+)

Ill be sure to bring this up at our next NGO gathering of the
Baltimore Sux Committee

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at April 02, 2024 07:37 PM (pqOO2)

154 139 If my 24 year old son and 18 year old daughter are any indication, they hate the fact two extremely old geezers are the only choices.

I'm 100% on the Trump train but the gerintocracy is indeed a bad thing.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 02, 2024 07:26 PM (++4z6)

+++++

RFK Jr is a delightful sprite of merely 70 years..

Posted by: Oglebay at April 02, 2024 07:37 PM (ogTiX)

155 Now, an updated analysis by two economics professors finds that the studies were totally bogus. There was no link between greater diversity and greater sales, greater growth, or higher stock prices.

DEI is a scam.
https://tinyurl.com/3a97ehhj
Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 02, 2024 07:36 PM (5OvHh)

To be filed under:

Water is Wet

Posted by: browndog is a wonderin' at April 02, 2024 07:38 PM (TTAGa)

156 Baby Bush, Obama, Clinton and Trump are the boomer presidents.

Biden is silent.

Posted by: Montec at April 02, 2024 07:38 PM (4+s9S)

157 TRUMP: "On Day One, I will seal the border and we will begin the largest domestic deportation operation in the history of our country — and if other countries say they won't take them back, I will say yeah, here they come — hold on to your britches!"

It moved

Posted by: Doof at April 02, 2024 07:38 PM (eNASR)

158 Didn't Earn It.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 02, 2024 07:38 PM (RUEDk)

159 Ditto Educational Initiative

Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2024 07:39 PM (j0Uz8)

160 156
' studies claiming dramatic improvements to business success when companies prioritized “diversity”'

I'll bet this 180 deg. counter to practically everyone's work experience. Certainly mine. I probably didn't believe hard enough.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 02, 2024 07:39 PM (roH4R)

161 Elsewhere, "Mitch McConnell, 82, Vows To Remain In Senate To Fight His Own Party".

https://tinyurl.com/322kk2ey

I don't think Mitch knows his way around the Psalms very well: Psalms 90:10 - "The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away."

Posted by: Paco at April 02, 2024 07:40 PM (njExo)

162 >>Nearly a third, or 28%, of Gen Z adults in the United States identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender or queer, a larger share than older generations, according to a new report by PRRI, a nonprofit that conducts research on religion, values and public policy.

https://tinyurl.com/ycewxtz9

Looks like Gen Z has a 3rd choice. And a 4th. And a 5th.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2024 07:40 PM (LkLld)

163 157 When we boomers are gone we take with us the knowledge of how things should be. We spent our lives working, paying taxes, and obeying the laws.
Posted by: Eromero at April 02, 2024 07:36 PM (Nq2KV)


Right because nobody under 60 has worked or paid taxes. 🙄

Posted by: Montec at April 02, 2024 07:40 PM (4+s9S)

164 47% of voters under 40 are likely to vote for a third party candidate in November, says a Rasmusen poll.

People say a lot of things to pollsters. Then they vote the way they always voted on election day.

Posted by: Ace's liver at April 02, 2024 07:40 PM (B9Dv5)

165 Gen ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Boring.

Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2024 07:41 PM (j0Uz8)

166 Why do we even bother paying attention to polls? Mostly run by Democrats, slanted heavily by Ds, etc. and it's way to early for many undecided to decide. The majority of voters have already decided and will not change anyway.
Posted by: Ciampino - Poll Dancing at April 02, 2024 07:27 PM (qfLjt)

If polls actually worked, they wouldn't bob around like corks because national mood doesn't work that way. Even leaving out dishonesty in the pollsters the fact that the signal is so noisy means the means of detection are dominated by errors of measurement.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 07:42 PM (eoQWY)

167 https://tinyurl.com/ycewxtz9

Looks like Gen Z has a 3rd choice. And a 4th. And a 5th.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2024 07:40 PM (LkLld)


We are fucked when we get old. They will want to eliminate us

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 02, 2024 07:42 PM (NtVYv)

168 Ill be sure to bring this up at our next NGO gathering of the
Baltimore Sux Committee
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at April 02, 2024 07:37 PM (pqOO2)

Your welcome! Just make sure it's all cash deals and get the little brown fuckers a house warming gift. Something nice. Like a bottle of ass rot tequila or 2.

Then after your done selling close up shop like you never existed and start all over again with a cool sounding LLC and a new address, the whole works.

White House LLC sounds cool.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 02, 2024 07:43 PM (R/m4+)

169 166
"Mitch McConnell, 82, Vows To Remain In Senate To Fight His Own Party"

You can run but you can't hide.

Posted by: The Final Pillow at April 02, 2024 07:43 PM (roH4R)

170 >>We are fucked when we get old. They will want to eliminate us

They already do. When they aren't busy figuring out what gender they are.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 02, 2024 07:44 PM (LkLld)

171 Fifty-eight percent of Gen Z adults agreed with the statement, “We won’t be able to solve the country’s big problems until the older generation no longer holds power,” compared to 43% of all respondents.




So fucked

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 02, 2024 07:44 PM (NtVYv)

172 The biggest difference between the WW II Americans and Soviets was the art. Americans liked Norman Rockwell. The Soviets liked a different style. Both were bullshit.
Posted by: Factoids at April 02, 2024 07:40 PM (NrUCN)

Not so different even in art. Union Terminal in Cincinnati had great murals and was made in that time. Very much in the Soviet mold.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/28780885089177132/

Posted by: Oldcat at April 02, 2024 07:44 PM (eoQWY)

173 Michelle Obama has never expressed worked a day in her life and has zero interest in running for president and this month her office made clear that was fully behind Joe Biden's run for reelection.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2024 07:45 PM (ENQN6)

174 *reads content*

Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 02, 2024 07:46 PM (Wnv9h)

175 As my mother would say

Mooche would not hit a lick as t snake.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 02, 2024 07:46 PM (ENQN6)

176 An American YouTuber was kidnapped in -- prepare yourselves -- Haiti, after attempting to meet criminal cult leader "Barbecue."

Gene Wilder in Stir Crazy sees a 350 lb bald tatted convict
in the chow hall and sits at his table to start a conversation.. heh heh lmao

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at April 02, 2024 07:46 PM (pqOO2)

177 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1m
BREAKING: The University of Texas is complying with the state’s DEI and has reportedly laid off dozens of employees who used to work in DEI programs.

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 02, 2024 07:46 PM (5OvHh)

178 Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 02, 2024 07:46 PM (Wnv9h)

Who will rid me of these idiots?

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at April 02, 2024 07:47 PM (ENQN6)

179 This picture should be all over the place before November:

https://tinyurl.com/3se9me3t

Posted by: pawn at April 02, 2024 07:47 PM (QB+5g)

180 178 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1m
BREAKING: The University of Texas is complying with the state’s DEI and has reportedly laid off dozens of employees who used to work in DEI programs.
Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 02, 2024 07:46 PM (5OvHh)

Now do TAMU

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at April 02, 2024 07:47 PM (ENQN6)

181 177

'Gene Wilder in Stir Crazy sees a 350 lb bald tatted convict'

That convict ends up being nice.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 02, 2024 07:49 PM (roH4R)

182 Gene Wilder in Stir Crazy sees a 350 lb bald tatted convict
in the chow hall and sits at his table to start a conversation.. heh heh lmao
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at April 02, 2024 07:46 PM (pqOO2)

And he asked Richard what would happen if the guards were not here

They would fuck us!

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at April 02, 2024 07:49 PM (ENQN6)

183 Cafe is open!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 02, 2024 07:49 PM (OX9vb)

184 nood

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at April 02, 2024 07:49 PM (sMkAM)

185 Leading Report @LeadingReport 6h
BREAKING: House Republican lawmakers have proposed a bill to rename Washington Dulles International Airport to “Donald J. Trump International Airport.”

Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: In response to Biden declaring Easter to be 'Trans Visibility Day,’ Trump says November 5th Election Day is going to be called ‘Christian Visibility Day.’

Posted by: andycanuck (5OvHh) at April 02, 2024 07:50 PM (5OvHh)

186 We are fucked when we get old. They will want to eliminate us
---------

They will extinguish themselves before then.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2024 07:51 PM (v55R6)

187 There's going to be a fistfight or a hairpulling at TAMU before it's over.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 02, 2024 07:53 PM (v55R6)

188 Something over fifty-eight percent of people my age agreed with the statement, “We won’t be able to solve the country’s big problems until the older generation no longer holds power,” when we were that age.

We now have (or should have) evidence that we were wrong about that; Gen Z will get their evidence as they go along. But you go ahead and tell them. Tell them at Thanksgiving dinner.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 02, 2024 07:58 PM (zdLoL)

189
Your welcome! Just make sure it's all cash deals and get the little brown fuckers a house warming gift. Something nice. Like a bottle of ass rot tequila or 2.

Then after your done selling close up shop like you never existed and start all over again with a cool sounding LLC and a new address, the whole works.

White House LLC sounds cool.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 02, 2024 07:43 PM (R/m4+

Well yeah.. Have tou seen the great looking Candice Owens esque chick. Tough,Great looking Ass kicker from Baltimore City. All about housing....
AFRICAN AMERICAN FEMALE WINS GOP PRIMARY IN MARYLAND FOR REP. ELIJAH CUMMINGS’ DISTRICT

https://tinyurl.com/5xds3sb6

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at April 02, 2024 07:59 PM (pqOO2)

190 Stir Crazy was released in 1980. Not exactly a Millennial film.
Posted by: How Things Work at April 02, 2024 07:55 PM (FzLWZ

Ignorance/naiveté is timeless..

Ah so you had to look it up huh grasshopper?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at April 02, 2024 08:03 PM (pqOO2)

191 https://tinyurl.com/5xds3sb6
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at April 02, 2024 07:59 PM (pqOO2)

Nice! But by the time I flip all those houses to my little brown brothers she will have to change that last name to Jimenez or Montoya or Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan Maria Ramirez to fit in and get votes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 02, 2024 08:06 PM (R/m4+)

192 Quick tips?

Posted by: Miklos the Mohel at April 02, 2024 08:15 PM (0ZSaO)

193 Shit-eating cockroaches should get everything their hearts desire. Good and hard.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at April 02, 2024 08:41 PM (20qzm)

194 KJP isn't worth a single moment of my life.
Posted by: jsg at April 02, 2024 07:28 PM (j0Uz



I can't decide until I see dat azz.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 02, 2024 08:51 PM (L13ne)

195 - I want an end to the anchor baby policy. Kids only "inherit" citizenship if their parents are already citizens. Preferably, I'd like this policy retroactive to Biden's inauguration.

- I want an end to chain migration. Nuclear family only. And again, retroactive to Biden's inauguration.

- I want blanket recognition that only citizens have a claim to the US treasury. No welfare of any sort for immigrants.

- Immigrants (of any sort) are barred from federal elective and appointive offices, until the third "born in America" generation. No more Ilhan Omars and Rashida Tlaibs.

Posted by: Occasional Commenter at April 02, 2024 09:20 PM (GXBIW)

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