On a Lighter Note: Noted Philosopher LeBron James Suddenly Has Thoughts About the Importance of Property Rights

Collin Rugg @CollinRugg

NEW: LeBron James appears to suddenly care about the pitfalls of progressive policies as he has reportedly become "very concerned" about squatters in his neighborhood.
Two-doors down from James' Beverly Hills property, squatters have taken over a home.
The home is used for "cocaine orgy parties" by the squatters.
According to news outlet @Curbed, James is "very concerned."
"One of the neighbors got in touch with LeBron James's house manager. They were told James was very concerned," the outlet reported.
James purchased his property for $36.8 million in 2022 and tore down the home that was on it to build his dream home.
The squatter home throws frequent parties that usually don't start until 2am.
The squatters are even impacting James' pockets. The NBA star reportedly needs 24/7 security guards because of the frequent parties.
Police are not able to evict the squatters because they produced a fake lease agreement and obtained drivers licenses with the address of the property.
The neighborhood also belongs to celebrities like John Legend and Seth McFarlane.

Via AndyCanuck.

Pretty soon we'll see him reading Adam Smith's The Wealth of Nations.

He'll be on page 1, obviously.

Oh, by the way, if you're looking for a gift for David French, may I suggest this new boardgame Gay Sauna?

And here's a review from the profane British reviewer "Bollocks Games:"

I know what you're thinking: This is a joke. It's an April Fools joke.

Well this stuff all came out ages ago. It's not a joke.

I know you want to comfort yourself and think it's just a joke, but this is all too real, my friends.

You'll just have to deal with living in a world in which "Gay Sauna: The Boardgame" is a real thing that really exists.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:44 PM

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1 Ha!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2024 06:45 PM (ufFY8)

2 I am not gonna cancel you biotches.

Come join me.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2024 06:45 PM (ufFY8)

3 And nooded.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2024 06:46 PM (ufFY8)

4 Roomy.

And self deletion free.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2024 06:47 PM (ufFY8)

5 Funny how conservative these fuckers get when their shit is threatened.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2024 06:47 PM (ufFY8)

6 Those squatter parties must be lit AF.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2024 06:48 PM (ufFY8)

7 Property rights.
Huh.
How come I didn’t think of that?

Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 06:48 PM (AbVrr)

8 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 06:48 PM (cTMA5)

9 I'm waiting for garrett to ask him if Gay Sauna is a good game.

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2024 06:48 PM (KRtlO)

10 Short stroking the threads today. I get it though. Dark subject matter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 06:49 PM (RUMEY)

11 Valliant Renegade has a Livestream about gaming and Sweet Baby, Inc going on right now.

All about the DEI grifting bullshit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2024 06:49 PM (ufFY8)

12 Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson
We are definitely in a simulation. (see author names).
https://tinyurl.com/fa9uyxar
screencap

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 06:49 PM (5OvHh)

13
Will they flop on the ground when the police brush against them?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 06:49 PM (MoZTd)

14 Assholes being mugged by reality up by 500%

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 06:49 PM (ID6pY)

15 RNC Research @RNCResearch Mar 23
Biden, flanked by Obama and Pelosi, again peddles the debunked lie that "Trump told us to inject ourselves with bleach."

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 16h
Do the two fucking idiots bookending this piece of shit endorse the "drinking bleach hoax"?

So embarrassing to the country.

I feel sorry for all the Democrats duped by this hoax.

Your news sources Diddy'd you.

WeThePeople @people_wee
And Trump was right...again...as usual... [about UV Light treatment]
https://tinyurl.com/yc72xj4p

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 06:50 PM (5OvHh)

16 I'm guessing the way you win Gay Sauna is to make it out with your bunghole intact?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 06:50 PM (RUMEY)

17
Funny how conservative these fuckers get when their shit is threatened.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

____________

The old saying is, "Everyone is a conservative when it comes to the things they know best."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 06:50 PM (MoZTd)

18 Who has been sneaking into my game room? WHO???

Posted by: Jussie Smollett at April 01, 2024 06:50 PM (PiwSw)

19 repeated from previous thread: LeBron could pelt the squatters with unread books.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 06:50 PM (tkR6S)

20 Will they flop on the ground when the police brush against them?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

You mean the gay sauna players?

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 01, 2024 06:51 PM (ftFVW)

21 Killmenow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 06:51 PM (SXitU)

22 7 of 11 of the first posts.

Is that some kind of record?

Plus, ace trolled Garrett.

Life is good.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2024 06:51 PM (ufFY8)

23 I saw Cocaine Fueled Squatters open for 2 Live Crew in Miami in '86.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 06:51 PM (aD39U)

24 I think we should chip in and send those squatters several copies of "Gay Sauna: The Boardgame."

If they are squatting in a wealthy neighborhood, there's a decent chance the house has its own built-in sauna....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2024 06:51 PM (BpYfr)

25 >>> I'm guessing the way you win Gay Sauna is to make it out with your bunghole intact?

You could literally not be more wrong.

Posted by: ace at April 01, 2024 06:52 PM (KRtlO)

26 Huh, said when the elite fear their castles 🏰 are in danger it will change the outcome.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2024 06:52 PM (fwDg9)

27 *waves to Hadrian* Did HM have her second knee surgery?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 06:52 PM (ID6pY)

28 I say embrace the suck you were all onboard with this behavior when it was miles away........now that it is going on literally in their back yard they get all concerned. Get fvcked.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2024 06:52 PM (QNSds)

29 Oh, SPONGE!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2024 06:52 PM (ufFY8)

30 Jack Poso @JackPosobiec Mar 29
BREAKING: Trump to hold ‘Border Bloodbath’ rally on Tuesday
Not backing down

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 16h
This is an example of "don't think of an elephant" persuasion.

The more Trump's critics say the border is NOT a bloodbath, the more the public connects that word to the topic.

This is basic hypnosis.
---------
Adams has been pushing his trained hypnotist status recently to explain people believing MSM hoaxes.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 06:53 PM (5OvHh)

31 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 01, 2024 06:53 PM (T4tVD)

32 I'm guessing the way you win Gay Sauna is to make it out with your bunghole intact?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 06:50 PM (RUMEY)
---
Probably just the opposite--whoever has the most STDs wins the game!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2024 06:53 PM (BpYfr)

33 You could literally not be more wrong.
Posted by: ace at April 01, 2024 06:52 PM (KRtlO)

Ace, you seem very familiar with this concept.

Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 06:53 PM (AbVrr)

34 Gay sauna.

Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers, can anyone say "gimme aids please!"

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 06:53 PM (SXitU)

35 Maybe I need to go squat some place nice

Posted by: Jamaica at April 01, 2024 06:53 PM (IG7T0)

36 You have to admit, it's funny that Lebron has standards about who should be allowed to hang in his neighborhood.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 06:53 PM (nOjd9)

37 A sauna can't be gay. It's the gay dudes having sex what make a sauna gay.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2024 06:54 PM (RIvkX)

38 I am not watching that. Next thing you know you will tell me there is a glory hole board game. Heavens.

Posted by: Piper at April 01, 2024 06:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

39 You have to admit, it's funny that Lebron has standards about who should be allowed to hang in his neighborhood.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 06:53 PM (nOjd9)

Before you know it, he will be excluding the wrong types from his country club.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2024 06:55 PM (ufFY8)

40 A sauna can't be gay. It's the gay dudes having sex what make a sauna gay.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2024 06:54 PM (RIvkX)

That's a Koan, isn't it?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 06:55 PM (aD39U)

41 37 A sauna can't be gay. It's the gay dudes having sex what make a sauna gay.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2024 06:54 PM (RIvkX

Pretty sure saunas have been gay since the Romans.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 06:55 PM (RUMEY)

42 nurse, hugs darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 06:55 PM (ID6pY)

43 > Police are not able to evict the squatters because they produced a fake lease agreement and obtained drivers licenses with the address of the property.

How does that even work? Do the squatters have to be there for a while to get this scam to work? Or do they have the paperwork ready to go just before they break in?

If that's true, the police came out and the scammers showed them their fake paperwork while an alarm was screaming and the police can't do anything about it?

If the scammers have to be there a while, how did they manage that? I'm assuming the property is worth tens of millions of dollars, which means they almost certainly have an alarm system with cameras and possibly even on call private security.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2024 06:55 PM (Odg76)

44 A sauna can't be gay. It's the gay dudes having sex what make a sauna gay.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Oh, it'll be gay when the game concludes.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 01, 2024 06:55 PM (ftFVW)

45 I am not watching that. Next thing you know you will tell me there is a glory hole board game. Heavens.
Posted by: Piper at April 01, 2024 06:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

It’s called “Corn Hole”, Piper.

Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 06:56 PM (AbVrr)

46 I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me. I lost my job, I lost my house to squatters, Beyonce hated me, and it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro!

Posted by: LeBron Winthrope James III at April 01, 2024 06:56 PM (R/m4+)

47 Ben Had you asked me about the red heifer but I fell asleep, did you find what you needed at chabad?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2024 06:56 PM (RIvkX)

48 Chasten and I have volunteered to research the impact of this game on BIPOC and underserved communities of color to combat heteronormative oppression and systemic racism.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 01, 2024 06:56 PM (PiwSw)

49 I am not watching that. Next thing you know you will tell me there is a glory hole board game. Heavens.
Posted by: Piper at April 01, 2024 06:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

*cornhole enters the chat*

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 01, 2024 06:56 PM (ufFY8)

50 Who is the rich person who owns the squatter home? Some rich Arab out of the country?

Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 06:56 PM (MNhXM)

51 >>> I'm guessing the way you win Gay Sauna is to make it out with your bunghole intact?

You could literally not be more wrong.
-
He's thinking of that one scene in Final Fantasy 7

Posted by: Methos at April 01, 2024 06:56 PM (Dnobf)

52 Pirates clubbing the gnats.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 01, 2024 06:57 PM (IG7T0)

53 I recently bought a funny little Dim Sum card-driven game to play with my LIV relatives. [There's a sushi one too apparently.]

Try to force sets of dim sum dishes on others until they become too full [making them stick by playing Hot Sauce cards on them, like three pot-sticker cards, and do things like fight over the bill.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 06:57 PM (5OvHh)

54 I am not watching that. Next thing you know you will tell me there is a glory hole board game. Heavens.
-
It's like Operation, but the buzzer is louder.

Posted by: Methos at April 01, 2024 06:57 PM (Dnobf)

55 Finns invented saunas.

Finns.

Think about it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 06:58 PM (nOjd9)

56 Killmenow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 06:51 PM (SXitU)

lol suffer with the rest of us, asshole.

*Buys you a drink*

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 06:58 PM (Wag13)

57 The leftists are even't self-aware enough to recognize their own obvious and outrageous hypocrisy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2024 06:58 PM (RIvkX)

58 I thought only old Jewish guys took a steam.

Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 06:58 PM (MNhXM)

59 Gay Sauna is like the 21-century version of Mousetrap: you have to navigate your gerbil through a maze. The winner successfully escapes; the loser gets vacuumed out in an emergency room.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 01, 2024 06:58 PM (CwhoI)

60 Oh gee a board game devoted to disgusting sexual practices... I wonder if they have a Junior version for the kiddies yet???

Posted by: tibal at April 01, 2024 06:58 PM (PCK5/)

61 12 Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson
We are definitely in a simulation. (see author names).
https://tinyurl.com/fa9uyxar
screencap

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 06:49 PM (5OvHh)

I definitely feel real, can't vouch for the rest of you characters.

Posted by: javems at April 01, 2024 06:59 PM (8I4hW)

62 SanFranpsycho, I did and am doing more reading which is going lead to more reading. Thank you for pointing me in that direction.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 06:59 PM (ID6pY)

63 Cernovich @Cernovich Mar 28
NYPD has a list of the 1,000 problem people on subways. The Roman way is choose 100 at random. Easy. If that makes your tummy hurt, then you don’t have compassion generally. You’re not moral. You’ve chosen to let criminals terrorize the innocent. You are wicked.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 06:59 PM (5OvHh)

64 Cops aren't thinking. They could just raid the place and seize it under civil forfiture.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 06:59 PM (cOq4q)

65 Deadline: Shakira Says ‘Barbie’ Is “Emasculating…To A Certain Extent”

https://tinyurl.com/2abk294s

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 07:00 PM (Wag13)

66 I thought only old Jewish guys took a steam.
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 06:58 PM (MNhXM)
====

The schvitz at our JCC might as well be in Moscow.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2024 07:00 PM (RIvkX)

67 58 I thought only old Jewish guys took a steam.

Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 06:58 PM (MNhXM)

I think it's a schvitz

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 07:00 PM (RUMEY)

68
I wonder if they have a Junior version for the kiddies yet???
Posted by: tibal at April 01, 2024 06:58 PM (PCK5/)

__________

#twoweeks

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 07:01 PM (MoZTd)

69 fucks given

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqmqmvalVvE

It does not do negative 40

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2024 07:01 PM (ENQN6)

70
65 Deadline: Shakira Says ‘Barbie’ Is “Emasculating…To A Certain Extent”

https://tinyurl.com/2abk294s
Posted by: Robert at April

Apology expected tomorrow...

Posted by: tibal at April 01, 2024 07:01 PM (PCK5/)

71 Best sauna scene in a movie is in Eastern Promises. Nekkid knife fight on slippery floor when you don’t have a knife. Chances to prevail close to zero.

Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 07:01 PM (MNhXM)

72 New FS Key Bridge collapse info released...

伯金 • Беркин • ברקין • Bеrkin @B2RKN
Is it true?

https://tinyurl.com/4khf5h79

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 07:01 PM (5OvHh)

73
Sorry, not opening Gay Sauna link.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 07:01 PM (MoZTd)

74 NYPD has a list of the 1,000 problem people on subways.

Any idea where one could get said list?
Asking for a, ahh, friend.

Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 07:02 PM (AbVrr)

75 @43

The cops show up, and the squatters claim, "We're leasing it, and the owner's being a jerk and trying to throw us out early.". That triggers the Renters Protection laws, which are heavily biased against landlords. They've already scoped out the house beforehand, as they can't squat in a house if someone's home. So the fake documents are probably ready when they move in.

I'm guessing either the house wasn't alarmed, or they figured out how to disable it before they broke in. But that's speculation on my part.

Posted by: junior at April 01, 2024 07:02 PM (FJ/v3)

76 I pray that Piskor's family finds healing. Those like Quinn are vile people who get their rocks off hurting others.

Sick footnote to the game developer Quinn drove to suicide, his sister is one of those who have been bankrolling SweetbBaby Inc. yeah his sister supports his killers. How sick is that?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2024 07:02 PM (LNXuK)

77 What are the odds that it would be a key bridge?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 07:02 PM (aD39U)

78 The 🐰🕳️ @TheHoleTweet
Who wouldn't vote for this 🤣

https://tinyurl.com/3kyffh9z

Biden meme.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 07:03 PM (5OvHh)

79 polynikes, agreed.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 07:03 PM (ID6pY)

80 Sorry, not opening Gay Sauna link.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

No worries, Gay Sauna Link opens you.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 01, 2024 07:03 PM (ftFVW)

81 63 Cernovich @Cernovich Mar 28
NYPD has a list of the 1,000 problem people on subways. The Roman way is choose 100 at random. Easy. If that makes your tummy hurt, then you don’t have compassion generally. You’re not moral. You’ve chosen to let criminals terrorize the innocent. You are wicked.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 06:59 PM (5OvHh)

Centurions would kill (or make slaves) 10 out of 100.

I could go to NYC and kill 10 people today and 10 tomorrow, it would be a better places.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 01, 2024 07:03 PM (ENQN6)

82
I've been away and I may be a minority of one, but, geez, the FSK Bridge collapse is being turned into a modern-day Lisbon Earthquake.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 07:04 PM (MoZTd)

83 >>> I'm guessing the way you win Gay Sauna is to make it out with your bunghole intact?

You could literally not be more wrong.

Posted by: ace

Guessing it like "The Newlywed Game", for newlyweds. Roll the dice, pull a card, do kinky shit to your new spouse.

This one... would rather not think about it but it probably makes nude twister look tame.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 07:04 PM (cOq4q)

84
Does one of the pieces resemble an old shoe, that is, Bette Midler?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2024 07:04 PM (x0n13)

85 What's the party house address? I'll donate a couple of cases of booze to keep the party going another couple of minutes.

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 01, 2024 07:04 PM (89Sog)

86 I see someone tried to ram the FBI building in Atlanta.

But walls and such don't work on the USA-Mexico border.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2024 07:05 PM (LNXuK)

87 82
I've been away and I may be a minority of one, but, geez, the FSK Bridge collapse is being turned into a modern-day Lisbon Earthquake.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 07:04 PM (MoZTd)

The collapse is a result of being rammed. The issue is intentional, incompetence or some combo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2024 07:05 PM (x0n13)

88 Who is the rich person who owns the squatter home? Some rich Arab out of the country?
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 06:56 PM (MNhXM)

I was gonna guess Russian oligarch, who's not been allowed back in the country due to the recent troubles.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2024 07:06 PM (dGCAG)

89 Canada's V.A. [Veterans Affairs Canada] pulls a Bidenesque Easter move. Saved tweets contrasting Easter greeting with Ramadan one.

https://tinyurl.com/ycx2fj7z

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 07:06 PM (5OvHh)

90 I thought only old Jewish guys took a steam.
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 06:58 PM (MNhXM)

Like Maury Sline in The Blues Brothers.

https://tinyurl.com/2u44xnka

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2024 07:06 PM (R/m4+)

91 Guessing it like "The Newlywed Game", for newlyweds. Roll the dice, pull a card, do kinky shit to your new spouse.

This one... would rather not think about it but it probably makes nude twister look tame.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 07:04 PM (cOq4q)

"Gotta be da butt, Bob. Gotta be da butt!!!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2024 07:06 PM (x0n13)

92 Apparently rules don't matter at all anymore.

>@amrenewcitizen

>🚨 BOMBSHELL testimony at
@JeffClarkUS
' DC Bar trial...

>Fulton County Election Board member Mark Wingate just testified that the Fulton County 2020 election shouldn’t have been certified because there was no signature verification done at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2024 07:06 PM (LkLld)

93 Pretty sure saunas have been gay since the Romans.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Those greek homos stole the gay saunas from nubians.
The romans stole them from the greeks.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 07:06 PM (cOq4q)

94 The collapse is a result of being rammed. The issue is intentional, incompetence or some combo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2024 07:05 PM (x0n13)

Well, the wreck is now a spar tangled bummer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 07:07 PM (tkR6S)

95 I took the time to watch the "Gay Sauna" review video.

He gives the game a fair shake, breaking down what he likes and doesn't like about the game.

CONCLUSION: It's one of the worst games he's ever played. The mechanics and design just don't work. It's completely random for the most part with little player interaction. Needs more "thematic" elements to spice up the game.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2024 07:07 PM (BpYfr)

96 Plus no one thinking since the bridge ramming in Tampa that killed 35 that maybe the FSK piers needed protective barriers called dolphins,

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2024 07:07 PM (LNXuK)

97 A sauna can't be gay. It's the gay dudes having sex what make a sauna gay.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2024 06:54

If there's even one gay in your sauna and nobody's kicked him out, news for you: you have a gay sauna.

Progs set the precedent with their "Nazi bar" rule, which they use often.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 01, 2024 07:07 PM (wHWfu)

98
The collapse is a result of being rammed. The issue is intentional, incompetence or some combo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

____________

Incompetence seems the best bet. The crews on some of those ships are the dregs of the Third World.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 07:08 PM (MoZTd)

99 I thought only old Jewish guys took a steam.
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 06:58 PM (MNhXM)

A "schvitz" as it was known. Turkish baths.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2024 07:08 PM (x0n13)

100 Not making the point he had hoped:

Geraldo Rivera @GeraldoRivera Mar 28
When the Key Bridge collapsed at 1:27am Tuesday morning, an overnight road crew filling potholes on the bridge died with it.
-The crew consisted of 6 apparently Undocumented Hispanic Immigrants, aka Illegal Aliens, from Mexico, Honduras, Guatemala and El Salvador.
-They drowned in the cold, murky water of Baltimore Harbor.
-There was no outrage from conservative media about them stealing jobs from citizens; because, as they often do, the migrants were doing a dirty, dangerous job no citizen wanted.
An estimated 1/3 of our nation's construction workers are undocumented immigrants.
-According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, in 2022 316 foreign-born, mostly undocumented Hispanic construction workers perished on the job.
-Say their names. Maynor, Miguel, Dorlian, José, Alejandro.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 07:08 PM (5OvHh)

101 Goddammit...

My tortillas went moldy.

Fuck this world.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 07:08 PM (Wag13)

102 65 Deadline: Shakira Says ‘Barbie’ Is “Emasculating…To A Certain Extent”

https://tinyurl.com/2abk294s
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 07:00 PM

I watched it with my daughter - it could very easily be seen as a parody of the left and their patriarchy. In fact, Rhea Perlman says at the end people make things up like “patriarchy” when they are in situations that they don’t understand. I wonder if this is why it was snubbed at the awards. But maybe I am reading too much into it and it was a woke mess.

Posted by: Piper at April 01, 2024 07:08 PM (ZdaMQ)

103 CONCLUSION: It's one of the worst games he's ever played. The mechanics and design just don't work. It's completely random for the most part with little player interaction. Needs more "thematic" elements to spice up the game.

Battledick and Chutes & Penises went nowhere also.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 07:08 PM (nOjd9)

104 >>> The more Trump's critics say the border is NOT a bloodbath, the more the public connects that word to the topic.

This is basic hypnosis.
---------
Adams has been pushing his trained hypnotist status recently to explain people believing MSM hoaxes.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 06:53 PM (5OvHh)

But super models and movie starlets of a wide variety of ages spanning from 18 to mid thirties (but trending towards the young and virile if I were to plot the statistics) are NOT trying seduce me into accepting them all into an informal harem involving light spankings and sensuous delights but ultimately leading to a major population boom due to the prodigious number and their before mentioned virility.

Arguments presented against this:
Point 1. I'm already married, that can't be forgotten, but I thought I'd clarify that one major point in my argument up front. Although it shows I'm a "goer" as they say. I mean there's one haremette. A useful form of argument is to prove the case of zero then more is right out. Well so much for that.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2024 07:08 PM (Y6IkP)

105
Pretty sure saunas have been gay since the Romans.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Spartacus!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2024 07:09 PM (63Dwl)

106 Plus no one thinking since the bridge ramming in Tampa that killed 35 that maybe the FSK piers needed protective barriers called dolphins,
Posted by: Anna Puma

Incidentally, Bridge Ramming is also a gay board game.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 01, 2024 07:09 PM (wHWfu)

107 I've been away and I may be a minority of one, but, geez, the FSK Bridge collapse is being turned into a modern-day Lisbon Earthquake.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 07:04 PM (MoZTd)

Lisbon Earthquake... is that some sort of sexual perversion involving a fat flute player?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2024 07:09 PM (dGCAG)

108 63 Cernovich @Cernovich Mar 28
NYPD has a list of the 1,000 problem people on subways. The Roman way is choose 100 at random. Easy. If that makes your tummy hurt, then you don’t have compassion generally. You’re not moral. You’ve chosen to let criminals terrorize the innocent. You are wicked.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 06:59 PM (5OvHh)

“Kill a chicken to scare a monkey.” - Chinese proverb

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 07:09 PM (8sMut)

109 106 Plus no one thinking since the bridge ramming in Tampa that killed 35 that maybe the FSK piers needed protective barriers called dolphins,
Posted by: Anna Puma

Incidentally, Bridge Ramming is also a gay board game.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 01, 2024 07:09 PM (wHWfu)

(Omar) Sharif don't like it . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2024 07:09 PM (x0n13)

110 Game looks like a blast. All you straight blokes will get pulled into a corner and gang raped by those closet gay friends you agreed to play this with.

Posted by: George Michael (6 feet under) at April 01, 2024 07:10 PM (8JB5s)

111 Gerry Rivers + camel spider = good idea.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2024 07:10 PM (LNXuK)

112 I suggest a compromise. There are no property rights in precincts that vote over 55% for Brandon.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 01, 2024 07:10 PM (1bNHn)

113
>Fulton County Election Board member Mark Wingate just testified that the Fulton County 2020 election shouldn’t have been certified because there was no signature verification done at all.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2024 07:06 PM (LkLld

Whoopsie!

Oh well, no sense worrying about it now!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 07:10 PM (RUMEY)

114 Plus no one thinking since the bridge ramming in Tampa that killed 35 that maybe the FSK piers needed protective barriers called dolphins,
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2024 07:07 PM (LNXuK)

Real dolphins. With steel beaks that they can use to ram the ship over and over and over until it changes direction.

That would be so sweet. I need a million dollars to make it happen.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 07:11 PM (Wag13)

115 Guessing it like "The Newlywed Game", for newlyweds.

Zombie Bob Eubanks: Gentleman, what would your wife say is your favorite place to make whoopie?

Husband #3: Uh, that would be in the butt, Bob.

Posted by: You asked for it at April 01, 2024 07:11 PM (V8he0)

116 103 CONCLUSION: It's one of the worst games he's ever played. The mechanics and design just don't work. It's completely random for the most part with little player interaction. Needs more "thematic" elements to spice up the game.

Battledick and Chutes & Penises went nowhere also.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 07:08 PM (nOjd9)

Poop Chutes and Ladders.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2024 07:11 PM (x0n13)

117 -Say their names. Maynor, Miguel, Dorlian, José, Alejandro.

They would be alive if they stayed in their home country, or at least not dead from a bridge collapse, probably.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 07:12 PM (aD39U)

118 Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 Mar 29
The media speaks of Loren Merchan (judge’s daughter) like she’s 5. She’s an adult political operative who’s worked for none other than Adam Schiff.

She was named a “rising star” by political magazine. She’s a political figure so fair game to criticize her social media posts.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 07:12 PM (5OvHh)

119 I don't want to burst any childhood bubbles....but that "Candyland" game....crystal meth. Then there was our first look into the dangers of artificial intelligence....Rockem Sockem Robots. And, don't get me started on that backroom abortion fiasco...."Operation."

Posted by: Orson at April 01, 2024 07:12 PM (dIske)

120 115 Posted by: You asked for it at April 01, 2024 07:11 PM (V8he0)

See me at #91.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2024 07:12 PM (x0n13)

121 113
Whoopsie!

Oh well, no sense worrying about it now!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 07:10 PM

Heretic! No cheating happened. It was the most on the up and up election ever in the history of all elections!

Posted by: Piper at April 01, 2024 07:13 PM (ZdaMQ)

122 100 Not making the point he had hoped:

Geraldo Rivera @GeraldoRivera Mar 28
When the Key Bridge collapsed at 1:27am Tuesday morning, an overnight road crew filling potholes on the bridge died with it.
-The crew consisted of 6 apparently Undocumented Hispanic Immigrants, aka Illegal Aliens, from Mexico, Honduras, Guatemala and El Salvador.
-They drowned in the cold, murky water of Baltimore Harbor.
-There was no outrage from conservative media about them stealing jobs from citizens; because, as they often do, the migrants were doing a dirty, dangerous job no citizen wanted.
An estimated 1/3 of our nation's construction workers are undocumented immigrants.
-According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, in 2022 316 foreign-born, mostly undocumented Hispanic construction workers perished on the job.
-Say their names. Maynor, Miguel, Dorlian, José, Alejandro.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 07:08 PM (5OvHh)

Poor Geraldo is VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY UPSET that in order to enter the country legally, you HAVE to present a passport/visa at a port of entry to a CBP official. Entering the country should be easier than me entering a county.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 07:13 PM (8sMut)

123 Point 2. I don't have a massive harem house. I mean it's ok. I could probably fit in a few dozen beds and some could share I guess. Rotate them in and out. A little "hot bunking".

Point 3. I don't have the time. With work and all. Although I do work from home on one day and there's the weekend. Still not a lot of time, although do men really need a lot of time? Probably no.

Point 4. I've always seen these massive gong things that a servant would clang when "master" has arrived and the girls all gather around. I don't have any massive gongs. Not even one. I have a trash can lid but it's plastic. I really wish they still made them from galvanized steel, but what can I do now.

I'm sure there are many many reasons disproving this mildly improbable scenario.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2024 07:13 PM (Y6IkP)

124 I played Candyland with me daughter until she started stacking the deck. She was 4

Posted by: Jamaica at April 01, 2024 07:14 PM (IG7T0)

125 119 And, don't get me started on that backroom abortion fiasco...."Operation."
Posted by: Orson at April 01, 2024 07:12 PM (dIske)

"Remove joy buzzer."

- - Bro Fo's imam

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2024 07:14 PM (x0n13)

126 I was gonna guess Russian oligarch, who's not been allowed back in the country due to the recent troubles.
Posted by: BurtTC

Nah. He'd some russian mafia skum clear it out.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 07:14 PM (cOq4q)

127 Geraldo also ignoring the corrupt municipal deal that the illegals-using contractor undoubtedly did along with which corrupt local politicians he did it!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 07:14 PM (5OvHh)

128 -There was no outrage from conservative media about them stealing jobs from citizens; because, as they often do, the migrants were doing a dirty, dangerous job no citizen wanted.

I'll spot you "dirty" Geraldo, but given the fact that roads on bridges rarely fall into the water, was it really all that dangerous?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 07:15 PM (nOjd9)

129 "Fulton County Election Board member Mark Wingate just testified that the Fulton County 2020 election shouldn’t have been certified because there was no signature verification done at all.
Posted by: JackStraw"

How did this guy manage not to commit suicide before he testified?

Posted by: Ripley at April 01, 2024 07:15 PM (PTDkx)

130 Oddly, the concept of a Gay Sauna card game could probably work if you modeled it after Steve Jackson's "Chez Geek" series of games...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2024 07:15 PM (BpYfr)

131 I am about to cut the bottom off an old acetylene bottle to make a Tibetan gong.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 07:15 PM (aD39U)

132 117 -Say their names. Maynor, Miguel, Dorlian, José, Alejandro.

They would be alive if they stayed in their home country, or at least not dead from a bridge collapse, probably.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 07

I laughed really loudly at this and now I feel terrible!

Posted by: Piper at April 01, 2024 07:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

133 I don't think LeBron was educated on the situation at hand.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 01, 2024 07:15 PM (s3vs/)

134 Geraldo has never not been a walking, talking penis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 07:16 PM (RUMEY)

135 >>> I am about to cut the bottom off an old acetylene bottle to make a Tibetan gong.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 07:15 PM (aD39U)

Get It On

Posted by: T. Rex at April 01, 2024 07:17 PM (Y6IkP)

136 Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 07:08 PM (5OvHh)

30% of fraudulent WC claims in CA are from illegals. I had a bint attorney yell at me for calling her client and illegal alien. I told her that if it upset her that much I wouldn’t call her illegal alien client an illegal alien because there are other terms I can substitute for illegal alien.

Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 07:17 PM (MNhXM)

137 131 I am about to cut the bottom off an old acetylene bottle to make a Tibetan gong.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 07:15 PM (aD39U)

Richard Gere's skull is also quite hollow and does the same thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2024 07:17 PM (x0n13)

138 David French probably has Gay Sauna and the follow up, Gay Gas Station Bathroom.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 01, 2024 07:17 PM (s3vs/)

139 97 A sauna can't be gay. It's the gay dudes having sex what make a sauna gay.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2024 06:54

If there's even one gay in your sauna and nobody's kicked him out, news for you: you have a gay sauna.

Progs set the precedent with their "Nazi bar" rule, which they use often.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 01, 2024 07:07 PM (wHWfu)
_______
That reminds me of some stories a few years ago about "straight" men who cuddle and kiss other guys. Yup, that's what they said.

I think it was the same source that said cuddling your wife after making love was problematic and patriarchal. Clearly a suggestion the women would love.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 01, 2024 07:17 PM (1bNHn)

140 Wait, were the guys who died on the bridge really illegal or is that Geraldo's assumption?

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 07:17 PM (Wag13)

141 -Say their names. Maynor, Miguel, Dorlian, José, Alejandro.

They would be alive if they stayed in their home country, or at least not dead from a bridge collapse, probably.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 07:12 PM (aD39U)

Practically nobody here at the HQ made any speculation as to the legality or lack thereof of the four dead workers, most likely because there was no wrongdoing on their part. Since the stories about them all stated that those guys had been in America for many years, I was inclined to think they were legal immigrants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 07:17 PM (tkR6S)

142 Honduran guy I work with was know to the local cops as having no DL. They knew his truck and banged him a lot. After being here, 10 years, the fines pushed him into getting a DL.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 01, 2024 07:18 PM (IG7T0)

143 123 I'm sure there are many many reasons disproving this mildly improbable scenario.
Posted by: banana Dream at April

What are you talking about? I am so confused.

Posted by: Piper at April 01, 2024 07:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

144 Practically nobody here at the HQ made any speculation as to the legality or lack thereof of the four dead workers, most likely because there was no wrongdoing on their part. Since the stories about them all stated that those guys had been in America for many years, I was inclined to think they were legal immigrants.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 07:17 PM (tkR6S)

Well this just doesn't further the narrative at all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 07:18 PM (nOjd9)

145 Bwahahahahaha, suck it LeBronie. Better yet, play the faggot board game, and whore out you secretary of Transportation hole to the squatters. Maybe that'll make 'em move along.

Bwahahahahahahahah. Karma, bitch. Can you smell it?

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 01, 2024 07:18 PM (MsrgL)

146 I have yet to hear of pothole-fillers here, whether on terra firma or on an overpass or bridge, dying doing their job, not even ones e.g. being hit by a drunk driver.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 07:18 PM (5OvHh)

147 They should have fracked Geraldo in Iraq.

Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 07:19 PM (MNhXM)

148 Since LeBron replaced Michael Jordan as the face of the NBA, NBA viewership has fallen off a cliff.

It's quite remarkable. The TV ratings and broadcast rights to NBA playoff games once rivaled those of the the NFL.

Not any more, they don't.

Posted by: mnw at April 01, 2024 07:20 PM (NLIak)

149 If they're girls, they are not "virile".

Posted by: Eeyore at April 01, 2024 07:20 PM (1bNHn)

150 Honduran guy I work with was know to the local cops as having no DL. They knew his truck and banged him a lot. After being here, 10 years, the fines pushed him into getting a DL.
Posted by: Jamaica

Banged him?
Jeez. What kind of traffic enforcement do they have there?!

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 01, 2024 07:20 PM (s3vs/)

151 The squatters are even impacting James' pockets.

Shame you don't play for Orlando. The governor there has been dealing with the squatter problem rather well.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 01, 2024 07:21 PM (lXCUP)

152 Brainstorm -- remake Monopoly, but instead of buying homes, you squat them. Instead of buying stuff, you loot. Go To Jail is just a jump ahead where you DO collect $200.

Or should I stick to feeding mayonnaise to tuna?

Posted by: Michael Keaton in Night Shift at April 01, 2024 07:21 PM (exuj2)

153 Banged him?
Jeez. What kind of traffic enforcement do they have there?!
Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 01, 2024 07:20 PM (s3vs/)

The Gay Sauna kind.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 07:21 PM (aD39U)

154 This is why, in my 3rd World old country, absentee owners hired live-in caretakers for their vacation villas.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 01, 2024 07:22 PM (+2CF+)

155 Banged him?
Jeez. What kind of traffic enforcement do they have there?!

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 01, 2024 07:20 PM (s3vs/)

What a big Breathalyzer you have, Officer!

Posted by: Blonde, stopped by NY traffic cop at April 01, 2024 07:22 PM (tkR6S)

156 Fuck you LeBron you black privileged dumb jock douche bag fuckwad.

Posted by: Bawney Wubble at April 01, 2024 07:22 PM (8sNng)

157 Beverly Hills mansions are puny compared to what is in NY and New England.

Pathetic, really.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov, now, where does a war hero get some lubrication around here? at April 01, 2024 07:23 PM (wBaIH)

158 This is why, in my 3rd World old country, absentee owners hired live-in caretakers for their vacation villas.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 01, 2024 07:22 PM (+2CF+)

It was great for Thomas Magnum.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 07:23 PM (aD39U)

159 147 They should have fracked Geraldo in Iraq.
Posted by: polynikes

-----------

horizontal drilling and high pressure injection?
I think they may have done that...

Posted by: PFC Obvious at April 01, 2024 07:23 PM (exuj2)

160 If you want good April Fool's content, the Lockpicking Lawyer never disappoints.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2024 07:23 PM (N3GIM)

161 horizontal drilling and high pressure injection?
I think they may have done that...
Posted by: PFC Obvious at April 01, 2024 07:23 PM (exuj2)

DRAAAAAAINAGE!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 07:24 PM (aD39U)

162 Posted by: Michael Keaton in Night Shift at April 01, 2024 07:21 PM (exuj2)

I was banned . They banned me !

Such a quotable movie .

Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 07:24 PM (MNhXM)

163 152 Brainstorm -- remake Monopoly, but instead of buying homes, you squat them. Instead of buying stuff, you loot. Go To Jail is just a jump ahead where you DO collect $200.

Or should I stick to feeding mayonnaise to tuna?

Posted by: Michael Keaton in Night Shift at April 01, 2024 07:21 PM (exuj2)

Damn! One word. GoFundMe.

Posted by: Bawney Wubble at April 01, 2024 07:24 PM (8sNng)

164 Fuck you LeBron you black privileged dumb jock douche bag fuckwad.
Posted by: Bawney Wubble

You forgot racist Chinese owned bitch.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 01, 2024 07:24 PM (s3vs/)

165 @EpochTimes
·
3m
Turkish Opposition Sweeps Local Polls, Dealing Blow to Erdogan’s Ruling AKP

After winning presidential elections last year, President Erdogan’s ruling party suffers biggest electoral loss in more than two decades

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2024 07:24 PM (LkLld)

166 Fuck you LeBron you black privileged dumb jock douche bag fuckwad.
Posted by: Bawney Wubble at April 01, 2024 07:22 PM (8sNng)

Now now now.
Don't hold it in. Work with us. Talk to us.
Tell us how you really feel!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2024 07:25 PM (W/lyH)

167 Or should I stick to feeding mayonnaise to tuna?

That's really more of a Shelbyville idea.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 07:25 PM (aD39U)

168 Celebs like LeBron ALWAYS have caretakers in their homes when they travel. It's the best insurance money can buy.

Posted by: mnw at April 01, 2024 07:26 PM (NLIak)

169 Practically nobody here at the HQ made any speculation as to the legality or lack thereof of the four dead workers, most likely because there was no wrongdoing on their part. .....
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

-----------------
Other than depressing the labor market and taking American jobs. No matter, we will all go on SSDI or move to SF and become fent heads.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at April 01, 2024 07:26 PM (exuj2)

170 101 Goddammit...

My tortillas went moldy.

Fuck this world.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 07:08 PM (Wag13)
_________________

Euphemisms? Because I could see a fat Spanish woman saying that.

Posted by: Orson at April 01, 2024 07:26 PM (dIske)

171 After winning presidential elections last year, President Erdogan’s ruling party suffers biggest electoral loss in more than two decades

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2024 07:24 PM (LkLld)

But are the opposition Kemalists, or simply worse islamists?

Posted by: Blonde, stopped by NY traffic cop at April 01, 2024 07:26 PM (tkR6S)

172 Prolly climate change:

After almost two decades of relentless colony collapse coverage and years of grieving suspiciously clean windshields, we were stunned to run the numbers on the new Census of Agriculture (otherwise known as that wonderful time every five years where the government counts all the llamas): America’s honeybee population has rocketed to an all-time high...."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 01, 2024 07:26 PM (N3GIM)

173 Or should I stick to feeding mayonnaise to tuna?

Posted by: Michael Keaton in Night Shift at April 01, 2024 07:21 PM (exuj2)

Throw some entitlements in there. Food stamps, welfare, tax credits. Call it Bronopoly.

Posted by: Bawney Wubble at April 01, 2024 07:26 PM (8sNng)

174 My tortillas went moldy.

Toast them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 07:26 PM (aD39U)

175 Hi my name is Barry and I like gay sauna

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2024 07:27 PM (Fol4f)

176 148 Since LeBron replaced Michael Jordan as the face of the NBA, NBA viewership has fallen off a cliff.

It's quite remarkable. The TV ratings and broadcast rights to NBA playoff games once rivaled those of the the NFL.

Not any more, they don't.
Posted by: mnw at April 01, 2024 07:20 PM (NLIak)

I was a huge Spurs fan. I was all into the NBA. Will an NBA Championship for San Antonio cure cancer? Perhaps not, but I followed the NBA religiously. It was a nice diversion, as was the NFL. Then both became political. As soon as that happened, I checked out of both. I don't need to hear Steve Kerr lecturing me on my hobbies, or Gregg Popovich bitching about other things politically. Or ANY of the players. They can fuck right off with that shit. I was DONE. Apparently others are too.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 07:27 PM (8sMut)

177 Police are not able to evict the squatters because they produced a fake lease agreement and obtained drivers licenses with the address of the property.

How does that even work? Do the squatters have to be there for a while to get this scam to work? Or do they have the paperwork ready to go just before they break in?

____

I just dont understand that either. So you can just enter any house as long as you have some bogus paper that resembles a lease agreement?

Seems pretty simple to me, the police call the property owners. If the owners say its bogus, you kick them out. The squatters can then certainly have their day in civil court if a lease was broken.

The only thing I can think of if this really is some widely used loophole is make leases have to be formally registered in some way, but funny it's just leftist run hell holes that seem to have squatter problems.

Posted by: Blago at April 01, 2024 07:27 PM (wMRY8)

178 Hey Geraldo... maybe if someone had us d everify to discover they were t US citizens zen they wouldn't have been hired. Or maybe if some government contacting agency had bothered to check for citizenship before they started work they wouldn't have gotten the contract. Maybe if those guys had not entered illegally, they wouldn't be there.

So many chances to avoid a disaster and none of them are the fault of conservatives. Dumbass.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 01, 2024 07:28 PM (YRsIm)

179 >>> If they're girls, they are not "virile".
Posted by: Eeyore at April 01, 2024 07:20 PM (1bNHn)

Ah, I see. Fertile would be the word, nubile is out of fashion. I never knew. Ace and the horde have a wealth of writing knowledge that amazes me generally. But in this case I was just dumb.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2024 07:28 PM (Y6IkP)

180 Lebron James, John Legend and Seth McFarlane?!?

Oh no! Knowing how tight Lebron is with Obama, and John Legend is with Pelosi, I'm sure they will get right on it!!!!

Or not.
LOL
Alinsky #4 is a mo'fo, btchzzzzz

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2024 07:28 PM (6IDWi)

181 But are the opposition Kemalists, or simply worse islamists?
Posted by: Blonde, stopped by NY traffic cop at April 01, 2024 07:26 PM (tkR6S)

Depends. If the Kemalists are Kemalists as in Mustafa Kemal, a.k.a. Ataturk: no.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 07:29 PM (8sMut)

182 Brainstorm -- remake Monopoly, but instead of buying homes, you squat them. Instead of buying stuff, you loot. Go To Jail is just a jump ahead where you DO collect $200.

Or should I stick to feeding mayonnaise to tuna?

Posted by: Michael Keaton in Night Shift at April 01, 2024 07:21 PM (exuj2)

Damn! One word. GoFundMe.

Posted by: Bawney Wubble at April 01, 2024 07:24 PM

If you could snag a license from Milton Bradley you might just have a winner with that game. I know dozens of people who would pay for that game.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2024 07:29 PM (QNSds)

183 Seth McFarlane is also a douchebag . Just IMHO of course.

Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 07:30 PM (MNhXM)

184 165

Unfortunately, much of that opposition vote came from radical Islamists.

Posted by: mnw at April 01, 2024 07:30 PM (NLIak)

185 The only thing I can think of if this really is some widely used loophole is make leases have to be formally registered in some way, but funny it's just leftist run hell holes that seem to have squatter problems.
Posted by: Blago at April 01, 2024 07:27 PM (wMRY

Or the cops don't want to do it because it is TOO HARD.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 07:30 PM (8sMut)

186 177 Police are not able to evict the squatters because they produced a fake lease agreement and obtained drivers licenses with the address of the property.

How does that even work? Do the squatters have to be there for a while to get this scam to work? Or do they have the paperwork ready to go just before they break in?

____________________________

Depends on the state....but the big hindrance is that it's a civil matter if the squatter stands there waving a paper. The police can only remove them if there is obvious evidence of a crime....like a broken window. A lot of states now have a specific office to address squatters...and the police don't enter into the equation.

Posted by: Orson at April 01, 2024 07:30 PM (dIske)

187 Throw some entitlements in there. Food stamps, welfare, tax credits. Call it Bronopoly.
Posted by: Bawney Wubble

There's a lot you can do with this -- BLM riots wiping out everything. Covid lockdowns where only the "elite" get to move. taxes, inflation,...
It really could be a fun project.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at April 01, 2024 07:30 PM (exuj2)

188 >>> I'm sure there are many many reasons disproving this mildly improbable scenario.
Posted by: banana Dream at April

What are you talking about? I am so confused.
Posted by: Piper at April 01, 2024 07:18 PM (ZdaMQ)

Just a continuation of 104 tryin to make a funny poorly, riffing off the "Trump saying something is NOT happening to hypnotize them into believing it" part.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2024 07:30 PM (Y6IkP)

189 I will call the game "Bidenopoly"

Posted by: PFC Obvious at April 01, 2024 07:31 PM (exuj2)

190 When MS13 shows up, the house sitters will leave. It's only a matter of time, now

Posted by: Jamaica at April 01, 2024 07:31 PM (IG7T0)

191 Not sure about gay saunas. Last one I was in in Germany, the door opened and the woman who walked in was a Joe Mannix top three. I was doing fine until she smiled. I just make it to the cold water dip in time.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2024 07:31 PM (W/lyH)

192 Other than depressing the labor market and taking American jobs. No matter, we will all go on SSDI or move to SF and become fent heads.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at April 01, 2024 07:26 PM (exuj2)

No wrongdoing in the chain of events leading up to the crash. We don't really have any definitive knowledge that those guys were in fact illegals, just Geraldo's say-so. And for illegals to be employed on a public-works project, paid from the public fisc, there has to be some corruption involved.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 07:31 PM (tkR6S)

193 >>I just dont understand that either. So you can just enter any house as long as you have some bogus paper that resembles a lease agreement?

Blue states have been enacting all sorts of tenant rights legislation recently (it's one of AOC's issues) and I would guess that they're taking advantage of protections enacted for legit renters.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2024 07:31 PM (6IDWi)

194 café standards open

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 07:31 PM (5OvHh)

195
...it's just leftist run hell holes that seem to have squatter problems.
Posted by: Blago

That's because red states won't prosecute the property owner for having russian crime scum clear them out with a good ass whipping

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 01, 2024 07:31 PM (MsrgL)

196 Nood Cafe

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at April 01, 2024 07:31 PM (sMkAM)

197 Every time I refresh this page the website is trying to download this file:

HAXL6GgK.htm

What is that?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2024 07:31 PM (QNSds)

198 Maybe those cops aren’t trying too hard because all the neighbors are BLM and defund the police supporters.

Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 07:32 PM (MNhXM)

199 They can fuck right off with that shit. I was DONE. Apparently others are too.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 07:27 PM (8sMut)

This. Loved watching sports as an escape from life's stresses. Done. Fuck them to Mars and back. I checked out completely. Hobbies filled the space.

Posted by: Bawney Wubble at April 01, 2024 07:32 PM (8sNng)

200 Seems pretty simple to me, the police call the property owners. If the owners say its bogus, you kick them out. The squatters can then certainly have their day in civil court if a lease was broken.

The only thing I can think of if this really is some widely used loophole is make leases have to be formally registered in some way, but funny it's just leftist run hell holes that seem to have squatter problems.
Posted by: Blago
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Clearly you have never been in tenant/landlord court in a big city. The rules and system bend over backward to never evict anyone, or ever create hardship or consequences for the scum of the earth. It takes months to evict anyone. This is done to "help" the downtrodden, but in fact it makes it harder to rent, and more expensive. It punishes the downtrodden as well as the people trying to climb up the ladder who want to have rental income.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at April 01, 2024 07:35 PM (exuj2)

201 Lebron has a home worth $30m? While literally millions of black children starve in Los Angeles. For shame mr LeBron. For shame.

Posted by: Mohammed Abdul Al Mohammed at April 01, 2024 07:37 PM (hxe/1)

202 131 I am about to cut the bottom off an old acetylene bottle to make a Tibetan gong.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 07:15 PM (aD39U)

On a big fuken lathe I would hope.
Torch just doesn't sound safe.

Posted by: Reforger at April 01, 2024 07:37 PM (B705c)

203
Clearly you have never been in tenant/landlord court in a big city. The rules and system bend over backward to never evict anyone, or ever create hardship or consequences for the scum of the earth. It takes months to evict anyone. This is done to "help" the downtrodden, but in fact it makes it harder to rent, and more expensive. It punishes the downtrodden as well as the people trying to climb up the ladder who want to have rental income.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at April 01, 2024 07:35 PM (exuj2)

Wait. You mean if you make it harder to evict, it becomes harder to lease? Much like how it is harder to hire people when you cannot fire them?

Who woulda thought?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 07:39 PM (8sMut)

204 Depends on the state....but the big hindrance is that it's a civil matter if the squatter stands there waving a paper. The police can only remove them if there is obvious evidence of a crime....like a broken window. A lot of states now have a specific office to address squatters...and the police don't enter into the equation.
Posted by: Orson

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I'm in the camp that thinks this is just a cop out. It's criminal trespassing. Police are able to use their judgement all the time.

You really cant tell the difference between a legitimate lease disagreement and some dirtbag squatting in some mansion?

What are the terms of the lease? $20k a month for a multi million dollar mansion? Are the signatures notarized? Do you have payment receipts to show you have been abiding by the lease terms you are waving around?

This is easy to sniff out for law enforcement.

Posted by: Blago at April 01, 2024 07:39 PM (wMRY8)

205 In PA there is actually a law on the books that allows a squatter to transfer squatting rights to another person. It varies, but a squatter can acquire actual possession of the property by staying there 7 years without anyone telling them to leave. The deed just transfers over to them.

I know for a fact that nurses and workers at medical facilities actually sell information on what houses might be coming vacant due to health issues of elderly in "their care." They also, tip of reators. Say what you like about medical workers...but I know that some of them are outright pieces of excrement.

Posted by: Orson at April 01, 2024 07:39 PM (dIske)

206 >>-There was no outrage from conservative media about them stealing jobs from citizens; because, as they often do, the migrants were doing a dirty, dangerous job no citizen wanted.
An estimated 1/3 of our nation's construction workers are undocumented immigrants.

So wait -- conservative media is racist because they didn't pounce and seize on the immigration status of the dead workers?!? Sorry to not be obsessed with race, Geraldo - not.

And I wonder, who did those jobs before the illegal immigrants? Were they just not done - did we have no road crews, no construction, no bridgebuilding before illegals flooded the country? Or is this work disregarded in recent years thanks to the Democrat push for "everyone goes to college!" that by its nature, steers some away from trade school and other "dirty" jobs? They sneer at blue collar labor and workers, move it out of the country at every opportunity.

It's not OUR fault, jerk.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2024 07:39 PM (6IDWi)

207 Say what you like about medical workers...but I know that some of them are outright pieces of excrement.
Posted by: Orson

____

Had a relative that used them for home care, absolute scum. Constantly trying to "borrow" money from the person they were caring for and all sorts of scams.

Posted by: Blago at April 01, 2024 07:40 PM (wMRY8)

208 100

'Say their names. Maynor, Miguel, Dorlian, José, Alejandro.'

Adios, Maynor, Miguel, Dorlian, José, Alejandro.
No me gusta que Ustedes estan muerto.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 01, 2024 07:43 PM (roH4R)

209 I followed the Lakers closely since Kareem went there in the mid-70s. 80s Lakers were the best (no wokeness that you could see).

But I wouldn't walk across the street to watch the Lakers (or any NBA game) for free. They are unwatchable to me.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at April 01, 2024 07:44 PM (MTm8X)

210 >>I'm in the camp that thinks this is just a cop out. It's criminal trespassing. Police are able to use their judgement all the time.

Didn't Illinois do away with criminal trespassing/enforcement of it in a terrible crime bill that went into effect the beginning of this year?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2024 07:44 PM (6IDWi)

211 Not sure about gay saunas. Last one I was in in Germany,.

Posted by: Diogenes at April

Uh how many ghey saunas you been in?

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at April 01, 2024 07:45 PM (r0uDl)

212 China developers have a reputation for skimping on materials when constructing high rises. There are whole projects abandoned due to what has become known as tofu cement.

You could not pay me to live in a building like that on mainland China. I don't have a death wish. And, they have difficulty understanding the concept of weight bearing wall.

Posted by: Orson at April 01, 2024 07:55 PM (dIske)

213 209
'80s Lakers were the best '

Best in LA maybe.

Posted by: 80s Celtics at April 01, 2024 07:57 PM (roH4R)

214
"hopefully this doesnt result in his whole neighborhood
being burned down"

"that would be terrible"

Posted by: sound awake at April 01, 2024 08:10 PM (Ewmgs)

215 Yeah, like I'm going to click on that YouTube video.

Posted by: butch at April 01, 2024 09:27 PM (U3hyW)

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