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Israel Reports Killing Top Iranian Terror-Master

Israel launched a strike at a building next to the Iranian embassy in Damascus, the capital of Iran's catspaw Syria.

That's a very provocative action they would not take unless they had a big fat target in mind.


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@sentdefender

Pro-Iranian Sources are now claiming that the Building in the Syrian Capital of Damascus which was just Struck by an Israeli Airstrike, contained one of the Top Commanders of the IRGC’s Quds Force, Brigadier General Mohammad Reza Zahedi as well as several other High-Ranking Members of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) who were there for Meetings with Iranian-Backed Groups in Syria and Lebanon.

OSINTdefender
@sentdefender

Iranian State Media have now begun to Confirm the Death of Mohammad Reza Zahedi as well as 5 other Officers of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) that were Eliminated in today's Israeli Airstrike against the Iranian Embassy Compound in the City of Damascus.

Meanwhile, captured Hamas terrorists say that the terror group is "collapsing from within."

The Times of Israel reports this statement from Israel's Defense Minister Yoav Gallant:

"In the last week or two, hundreds of terrorists have been captured and what they say about what happened to them tells the whole story. They say that Hamas is collapsing from within, the price they are paying is very heavy," Gallant said following an assessment at the 98th Division's headquarters.

"We're going to eliminate everyone who was involved in the events of October 7, the junior [officials], the senior ones and the very senior ones; those who were inside [Israel] or who gave instructions," he said, referring to the date of Palestinian terror group Hamas's massive attack on Israel that started the ongoing war.

Expect Biden to really ratchet up the pressure on Israel to spare Biden's proxy army Hamas.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:12 PM




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1 I'll go fetch the others.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at April 01, 2024 03:11 PM (qPw5n)

2 FIRST!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2024 03:12 PM (bving)

3 and good riddance ...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2024 03:12 PM (bving)

4 More like that please 🙏

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2024 03:13 PM (8rA0k)

5 oh and

SPONGE!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2024 03:13 PM (bving)

6 C'mon, man! We just gotta kill the juice and there'll be peace on Earth and good will towards, you know, the thing. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 01, 2024 03:14 PM (2ocoG)

7 and corgi's called

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 01, 2024 03:14 PM (bving)

8 Biden can piss up a rope

Israel isn't listening to that noise

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 01, 2024 03:14 PM (AcWfM)

9 Those horrible Jews are genociding again!!!
- MSM

Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:15 PM (4+s9S)

10 BFD. Now do all remaining hamas from the queen bee to the worker bees. And their wives and children.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 01, 2024 03:15 PM (KiBMU)

11 Re: Israel

Keep up the good work.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 01, 2024 03:15 PM (JeYYB)

12 Biden can piss up a rope

Israel isn't listening to that noise
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Thank G-d!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 03:15 PM (WXNFJ)

13 Yay!

Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2024 03:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

14 If the US source of weaponry dries up, how/where does Israel resupply from?? Serious question..

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2024 03:16 PM (PCK5/)

15 Good. Killing Iranians is what is needed.

Kill enough of them and we will have peace in the middle east.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2024 03:16 PM (9KyZG)

16 False flag or fake banner?

@BNONews 36s
JUST IN: Car rams gate at FBI office near Atlanta, driver taken into custody

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 03:16 PM (IG4Id)

17 And their brothers, aunts, uncles, moms, dads, and their fucktoy veiled mistresses.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 01, 2024 03:16 PM (KiBMU)

18 But the Joooooos have been attacking a hospital for two weeks until today!!

Almost as if the hospital was a military base/fortification.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 03:16 PM (5OvHh)

19 We should be celebrating the death of a terrorist kingpin. Instead our leaders are gnashing their teeth.

No death spiral here. Not at all.

Posted by: Ordinary American at April 01, 2024 03:17 PM (ganDu)

20 Meanwhile, captured Hamas terrorists say that the terror group is "collapsing from within."

========

I got the sense that it had been collapsing for months now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

21 veiled mistresses.
Posted by: Mr Gaga



Goats or sheep?

Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:17 PM (4+s9S)

22 Go Israel!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 03:17 PM (9yWhg)

23 Goats or sheep?
Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:17 PM (4+s9S)

Let’s just assume both.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2024 03:17 PM (YwyqV)

24 Expect Biden to really ratchet up the pressure on Israel to spare Biden's proxy army Hamas.

Gov't doesn't fix problems, it creates them; that's so it can say it exists to fix the problems (it created).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:17 PM (ynpvh)

25 Time to do the Old Testament deed.

Posted by: Ciampino - map must be cleaned at April 01, 2024 03:17 PM (qfLjt)

26 I have no doubt that Valerie Jarrett is in mourning, Obama is seething, and Biden is drooling into his oatmeal waiting for orders.

Posted by: Cheri at April 01, 2024 03:17 PM (oiNtH)

27 Fuck Yeah.

Israel needs to keep taking care of business and ignoring the Terrorist in our White House.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 03:18 PM (6LNZw)

28 The latest evil Israeli war crime is that they are using facial recognition software to identify Hamas officials and October 7th participants.

It turns out that using all those GoPros to film themselves on October 7th may have been an error.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 01, 2024 03:18 PM (YAtuc)

29 That Guy sure Likes to Use a Lot of Capitals.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 01, 2024 03:18 PM (DeFcY)

30 15 Good. Killing Iranians is what is needed.

Kill enough of them and we will have peace in the middle east.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 01, 2024 03:16 PM (9KyZG)

The top-down approach works well. Decapitatate the head, the body doesn't know what to do.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:18 PM (ynpvh)

31 We all need a little good news everyday.

And, it is being reported, the strike was with F-35s in broad daylight.

So for those who say American gives to muchy aid to Israel. THIS is battle testing of the F-35 under real conditions against russian technology. And all the After Action Reports are shared in real time with the American Military. You can't put a price on that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2024 03:18 PM (PQ4m2)

32 Collapsing from within sounds good to me. Too bad it has taken this long.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2024 03:18 PM (QNSds)

33 28 The latest evil Israeli war crime is that they are using facial recognition software to identify Hamas officials and October 7th participants.

It turns out that using all those GoPros to film themselves on October 7th may have been an error.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 01, 2024 03:18 PM (YAtuc)

========

Using material that the left and its allies post to social media to identify them is a war crime.

Just ask LibsofTikTok.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

34 25 Time to do the Old Testament deed.
Posted by: Ciampino - map must be cleaned at April 01, 2024 03:17 PM (qfLjt)

It is always better to obey God in the first instance…

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2024 03:18 PM (PCK5/)

35 Also...

Have we received another Simping Eulogy for this poor afflicted Warrior Poet from the NYT, yet?

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (6LNZw)

36 Save us, Biden, save us!

You'll lose Michigan if you don't!

Posted by: Hamas! at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (YAtuc)

37 Islam delenda est.

Someone else can punish the Gays.

Posted by: XTC at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (UnA8+)

38 willowed:

Yes, the Elite Leaders in Western countries have put the West in a death spiral. What's in the water at the WEF?

Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (rmM/t)

39 Oh I bet the Sundowner/ Barky administration will cry it is a tragic death.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (fwDg9)

40 Meanwhile, captured Hamas terrorists say that the terror group is "collapsing from within."

========

I got the sense that it had been collapsing for months now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

Where does all the money go, after all the ants have been killed inside their tunnels?

Does it just stop flowing? How ever will they find more ants to fund.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (dGCAG)

41 TikTok reporting includes the death of 8718 women and children in the attack.

Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (4+s9S)

42 Rated: good start. Moar please.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (W4ovw)

43 25 Time to do the Old Testament deed.
Posted by: Ciampino - map must be cleaned at April 01, 2024 03:17 PM (qfLjt)

Have a mob show up and send your daughters out to appease them?

Have a mob show up and send your concubine out to appease them?

Make a golden calk to worship while Moses is on the mountain?

Trick your father in law into fathering your children?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (YwyqV)

44 ON THE TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY?? Those dirty bigoted Jews!

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

45 Oh and Eli Cohen sends his regards

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (PQ4m2)

46 Oh no!
Iran is going to be really, really upset with Israel and... oh yeah, how will they act any differently than they already act?
Hire people to fight Israel? BTDT
Bomb/kill Israelis? BTDT.

Good job Israel!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (gQ6ss)

47 41 TikTok reporting includes the death of 8718 women and children in the attack.

Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (4+s9S)

Stuffed in there like sardines, they were, guv.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (ynpvh)

48 40 Where does all the money go, after all the ants have been killed inside their tunnels?

Does it just stop flowing? How ever will they find more ants to fund.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (dGCAG)

========

Directly to Hezbollah followed quickly by some sort of official redesignation of the group as not at all terrorist?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (GBKbO)

49 Hamas will never be eradicated. Every Palestinian is Hamas.

Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:20 PM (4+s9S)

50 "We're going to eliminate everyone who was involved in the events of October 7, the junior [officials], the senior ones and the very senior ones; those who were inside [Israel] or who gave instructions," he said, referring to the date of Palestinian terror group Hamas's massive attack on Israel that started the ongoing war.


If I worked for the UNRWA I would be shitting myself about now.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 03:20 PM (aD39U)

51 >>Hamas will never be eradicated. Every Palestinian is Hamas.


You shouldn't agitate for Genocide like that.

It gets me all erect and shit.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 03:21 PM (6LNZw)

52 Yes, the Elite Leaders in Western countries have put the West in a death spiral. What's in the water at the WEF?
Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (rmM/t)

Kinda makes you wonder, what happens when you put that news together with this? At what point does one's confidence in military might start to falter, in light of all the offensives we're pressing across the globe?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2024 03:21 PM (dGCAG)

53 The more I read about Hamas atrocities the more I want Gaza to turn into a flat parking lot

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2024 03:22 PM (fwDg9)

54 Good for the IDF. They shouldn't literally salt the earth afterward, though, because that land could be made to bloom with the right kind and amount of work.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 01, 2024 03:22 PM (J2vNu)

55

We should declare an Islamic Day of Transgender Respect!

Posted by: Ped Xing at April 01, 2024 03:22 PM (8/TUO)

56 41 TikTok reporting includes the death of 8718 women and children in the attack.
Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (4+s9S)
______

And . . . .??

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 01, 2024 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

57 Where does all the money go, after all the ants have been killed inside their tunnels?
Posted by: BurtTC


I've been assured that the Rolex dealers are only temporarily disrupted.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 03:22 PM (IG4Id)

58 Iranian State Media have now begun to Confirm the Death of Mohammad Reza Zahedi as well as 5 other Officers of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) that were Eliminated in today's Israeli Airstrike against the Iranian Embassy Compound in the City of Damascus.
++++
Good.

Although the Western globalists are hot for an ascendant and belligerent Iran, I am not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:22 PM (HnUIn)

59 Barely scratched the building next door.

Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 03:22 PM (MvF+J)

60 How many casualties have there been for the IDF? I’ve heard it’s quite high, higher than anyone was expecting. But as always any info from the media is bigly sus.

Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:22 PM (4+s9S)

61 Can they finish before the Democratic convention?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2024 03:23 PM (63Dwl)

62 Jeebus, a nation that defends itself. WTF?

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 01, 2024 03:23 PM (BjRQH)

63 I hope Israel continues to ignore Biden. They know better than anyone he has been wrong on every last foreign policy issue in the history of his name as a Biden.

Posted by: Piper at April 01, 2024 03:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

64 "In the last week or two, hundreds of terrorists have been captured and what they say about what happened to them tells the whole story. They say that Hamas is collapsing from within, the price they are paying is very heavy," Gallant said following an assessment at the 98th Division's headquarters.
++++
:: raises glass ::

Here's to hoping it's true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:23 PM (HnUIn)

65 Time to do the Old Testament deed.
Posted by: Ciampino - map must be cleaned at April 01, 2024
*
Have a mob show up and send your daughters out to appease them?

Have a mob show up and send your concubine out to appease them?

Make a golden calk to worship while Moses is on the mountain?

Trick your father in law into fathering your children?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2024


***
Blow your horn and watch the city you're besieging fall down flat?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 01, 2024 03:24 PM (J2vNu)

66 64 64 "In the last week or two, hundreds of terrorists have been captured and what they say about what happened to them tells the whole story. They say that Hamas is collapsing from within, the price they are paying is very heavy," Gallant said following an assessment at the 98th Division's headquarters.
++++
:: raises glass ::

Here's to hoping it's true.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:23 PM (HnUIn)

Here's to hoping they're all behaded and their corpses defiled with pork fat.

Posted by: XTC at April 01, 2024 03:24 PM (UnA8+)

67 >>"In the last week or two, hundreds of terrorists have been captured and what they say about what happened to them tells the whole story. They say that Hamas is collapsing from within, the price they are paying is very heavy," Gallant said following an assessment at the 98th Division's headquarters.
++++
:: raises glass ::


I'll join you in a toast if the IDF announces those were their dying words.
If not...I can't clebrate.

Yet.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 03:24 PM (6LNZw)

68 last week or two, hundreds of terrorists have been captured and what they say about what happened to them tells the whole story. They say that Hamas is collapsing from within



Same thing was said a couple of months ago when all those naked prisoners were displayed. When does it go from collapsing to collapsed?

Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:24 PM (4+s9S)

69 Expect Biden to really ratchet up the pressure on Israel to spare Biden's proxy army Hamas.

At this point, I think Netanyahu has decided to go all in and hope for a Trump presidency to start unwinding the damage done by the Obamanoids.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:25 PM (CsUN+)

70 But as always any info from the media is bigly sus.
Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024


***
Good name for a rapper

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 01, 2024 03:25 PM (J2vNu)

71 What did God command when the Hebrews entered the Promised Land??

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2024 03:25 PM (PCK5/)

72 Multiple IRGC Generals Reported Killed In Israeli Attack On Iranian Embassy In Syria

It's always good that high-ranking military are martyred.
Shows proportionality.

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2024 03:25 PM (RHGPo)

73 Blow your horn and watch the city you're besieging fall down flat?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 01, 2024 03:24 PM (J2vNu)

Tell the men in that city that they can marry your sisters if they get circumcised, then kill them all while they’re recovering?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2024 03:25 PM (YwyqV)

74 Slay thee all that pisseth upon the wall.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 03:25 PM (aD39U)

75 >>What did God command when the Hebrews entered the Promised Land??


You are thinking of Chuck Berry, not God.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 03:26 PM (6LNZw)

76 Jeebus, a nation that defends itself. WTF?
Posted by: Puddinhead at April 01, 2024 03:23 PM (BjRQH)
++++
Only countries we say are allowed to defend themselves. If a country we say is not allowed to defend itself does so anyway, it will be cut off and removed from the empire, if not directly invaded and reconquered.

We won't invade and conquer Israel, so it will be evicted from the empire. When we evict them, we lose a valuable military ally that is responsible for tremendous amount of war technology that will no longer share with us as we shove them into the loving embrace of Russia (or Red China, but I doubt that because the PRC is actively pursuing the Arabs).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:26 PM (HnUIn)

77 All these generals are in paradise with 72 virgins. So all good.

Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:26 PM (4+s9S)

78 64 "In the last week or two, hundreds of terrorists have been captured and what they say about what happened to them tells the whole story. They say that Hamas is collapsing from within, the price they are paying is very heavy," Gallant said following an assessment at the 98th Division's headquarters.
++++
:: raises glass ::

Here's to hoping it's true.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:23 PM (HnUIn)
_________

Same but I'm skeptical. What's the population of Gaza? 2 million or so? So long as there is even a single person still alive there, Hamas will survive. These savages can no more stop being murderous savages than they can stop breathing.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 01, 2024 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

79 Does this Israeli attack qualify as a "special military operation" ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2024 03:27 PM (RHGPo)

80 75 >>What did God command when the Hebrews entered the Promised Land??


You are thinking of Chuck Berry, not God.
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 03:26 PM (6LNZw)

I am sorry I don’t understand, garrett…

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2024 03:27 PM (PCK5/)

81 Are they coming for the Bidet next?

Posted by: kallisto approves this mission at April 01, 2024 03:27 PM (dCxaZ)

82 How many casualties have there been for the IDF? I’ve heard it’s quite high, higher than anyone was expecting.

No - much much lower than anyone was expecting. Hamas thought that Israel would be deterred by the prospect of losing thousands of people.

They went expecting a slow, grinding IDF campaign lasting months.

As of today, 600 IDF dead (including October 7th - about the same as the Six Day War), 3,181 injured.

Posted by: Hamas! at April 01, 2024 03:27 PM (YAtuc)

83 77 All these generals are in paradise with 72 virgins. So all good.
Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:26 PM (4+s9S)
_____________

94 virgins. Inflation.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 01, 2024 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

84 One would think that the anti-Semitic--oops, I mean, pro-Palestinian--protestors would welcome this, since it involves the killing of terrorists and not the Murder Of Innocent Children (tm)!!!! If one hadn't been paying attention to their chanting, that is.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 01, 2024 03:28 PM (bhRsz)

85 What would make this attack seem even more glorious, were the Iranian generals butt-fucked to death.

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2024 03:28 PM (RHGPo)

86 Time to do the Old Testament deed.
Posted by: Ciampino - map must be cleaned at April 01, 2024
*
Have a mob show up and send your daughters out to appease them?

Have a mob show up and send your concubine out to appease them?

Make a golden calk to worship while Moses is on the mountain?

Trick your father in law into fathering your children?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2024

***
Blow your horn and watch the city you're besieging fall down flat?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 01, 2024 03:24 PM


Raise a little Cain?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2024 03:28 PM (5sOEG)

87 During McCains funeral, no less.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 01, 2024 03:28 PM (97vjj)

88 In the spirit of Passover, Israel called it Operation Creeping Death.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 01, 2024 03:28 PM (YIxO9)

89 Same but I'm skeptical. What's the population of Gaza? 2 million or so? So long as there is even a single person still alive there, Hamas will survive. These savages can no more stop being murderous savages than they can stop breathing.

You might as well have said that about Nazi Germany or Imperial Japan. Kill enough of the true believers, though, and the message starts to seep into even the thickest of skulls in the general population.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:28 PM (CsUN+)

90 Iranian State Media have now begun to Confirm the Death of Mohammad Reza Zahedi as well as 5 other Officers of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC)
----
So these deaths are going to take some time to complete?

Posted by: Ciampino - map must be cleaned! at April 01, 2024 03:28 PM (qfLjt)

91 What would make this attack seem even more glorious, were the Iranian generals butt-fucked to death.
Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2024 03:28 PM (RHGPo)



Unleash the rapist robots.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 03:29 PM (aD39U)

92 One would think that the anti-Semitic--oops, I mean, pro-Palestinian--protestors would welcome this, since it involves the killing of terrorists and not the Murder Of Innocent Children (tm)!!!! If one hadn't been paying attention to their chanting, that is.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 01, 2024 03:28 PM (bhRsz)
++++
LOL. Yeah. For sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:29 PM (HnUIn)

93 I asked this on the previous thread, but didn't get an answer:

What's the story about Albert Einstein getting taken by Abbot and Costello?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 03:29 PM (9yWhg)

94 Tuabl -

Promised Land is a famous Chuck Berry tune about him traveling to LA to begin his recording career.

Covered by Elvis, the Dead and any number of other bands.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 03:29 PM (6LNZw)

95 Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye

Posted by: steam at April 01, 2024 03:29 PM (RHGPo)

96
Slay thee all that pisseth upon the wall.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


Who's Next

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2024 03:29 PM (63Dwl)

97 I can imagine the Israelis involved in the planning and execution of this operation had some serious butthole puckering when they did this.

They had to know that if they did this strike and they missed the principal target, they just committed a major act of war that would be very hard to justify.

Even if they had someone one the ground with eyes on the target, and I'm guessing they did, you have to know things can go wrong.

Kudos to them for going through with it anyway, especially since it went so well.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2024 03:29 PM (Odg76)

98 Oops, forgot closing tag

Posted by: Ciampino - map must be cleaned! at April 01, 2024 03:29 PM (qfLjt)

99 Man, that's a big score if accurate.
Hope it's true, but I also hope it doesn't escalate.

Could go either way... could show these fuks they can get touched, or could cause them to go all in.

Posted by: Inogame at April 01, 2024 03:29 PM (53oGX)

100 Expect Biden to really ratchet up the pressure on Israel to spare Biden's proxy army Hamas.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:12 PM
----
Expect Israel to continue to tell FJB what he and his feckless minions can go do with themselves.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2024 03:30 PM (7fElN)

101
Same but I'm skeptical. What's the population of Gaza? 2 million or so? So long as there is even a single person still alive there, Hamas will survive. These savages can no more stop being murderous savages than they can stop breathing.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 01, 2024 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

Yep. Palestinians are Hamas and Hamas are Palestinians. There is no separating the two. So unless Israel is about to kill every Pali, at some point they have to say we got as many as we could and call it a day.

Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:30 PM (4+s9S)

102 94 virgins. Inflation.

No, it's still 72 virgins, but they all look like Lizzo.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:30 PM (CsUN+)

103 If you ever had any doubt who is in charge in this White House ..

"I Didn't Do That": Biden Reportedly Has No Idea He Issued 'Trans Day Of Visibility' Proclamation

Posted by: steam at April 01, 2024 03:30 PM (RHGPo)

104 89 Same but I'm skeptical. What's the population of Gaza? 2 million or so? So long as there is even a single person still alive there, Hamas will survive. These savages can no more stop being murderous savages than they can stop breathing.

You might as well have said that about Nazi Germany or Imperial Japan. Kill enough of the true believers, though, and the message starts to seep into even the thickest of skulls in the general population.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:28 PM (CsUN+)____________

I hope you are right. I don't think you are right.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 01, 2024 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

105 So did the general wind up getting misgendered or dismembered?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 01, 2024 03:30 PM (YIxO9)

106 TikTok reporting includes the death of 8718 women and children in the attack.
Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (4+s9S)


TikTok reporting?

Was this before or after the video segment on how you can change your chromosomal sex if you wish hard enough?

Posted by: Dr. T at April 01, 2024 03:31 PM (bhRsz)

107 94 Tuabl -

Promised Land is a famous Chuck Berry tune about him traveling to LA to begin his recording career.

Covered by Elvis, the Dead and any number of other bands.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 03:29 PM (6LNZw)

Ah, thanks garrett… much more knowledgeable than me on music, obviously..

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2024 03:31 PM (PCK5/)

108 Rapebots

https://ytube.io/3sJw

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 03:31 PM (aD39U)

109 No, it's still 72 virgins, but they all look like Lizzo.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:30 PM (CsUN+)

No, zero virgins because the medieval death cult is false. Only eternal judgement awaits.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2024 03:31 PM (YwyqV)

110 "I Didn't Do That": Biden Reportedly Has No Idea He Issued 'Trans Day Of Visibility' Proclamation

lol HILARIOUS

it was probably Dr Jill

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 01, 2024 03:31 PM (AcWfM)

111 The top-down approach works well. Decapitatate the head, the body doesn't know what to do.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:18 PM (ynpvh)

Sounds like the Iranian body is not happy with the head. A lot of uprisings have been put down and we never hear from the average Iranian, just their insane clerics.

Posted by: pookysgirl, throwing out her two cents at April 01, 2024 03:31 PM (dtlDP)

112 You might as well have said that about Nazi Germany or Imperial Japan. Kill enough of the true believers, though, and the message starts to seep into even the thickest of skulls in the general population.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:28 PM (CsUN+)
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Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan were less inculcated with evil than Gaza is, and they had a lot to lose and a memory of a different time. Not so in Gaza. Historically, the solution to a problem like Gaza is, essentially, the approach Rome took with Carthage. Basically, raze every structure to the ground and kill at least half of all fighting-age men in the population (or around half or more of every male between the age of 14 and 60). It requires a total and complete debellation that results in cultural death because there's nobody left to fight for it. At least half the fighters are dead and the rest are cowed, and the women have been taken by the conquerors and the root culture is bred out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:31 PM (HnUIn)

113 110 "I Didn't Do That": Biden Reportedly Has No Idea He Issued 'Trans Day Of Visibility' Proclamation

lol HILARIOUS

it was probably Dr Jill
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 01, 2024 03:31 PM (AcWfM)

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Female staffer who only gets paid 77% of her equal male counterpart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

114 In the words of Shaggy, It Wasn't Me.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 01, 2024 03:32 PM (YIxO9)

115 I hope you are right. I don't think you are right.

Posted by: Elric Blade


There's a lot of that going around.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:32 PM (CsUN+)

116
No, it's still 72 virgins, but they all look like Lizzo.
Posted by: Archimedes

Yup, inflation.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 03:32 PM (gQ6ss)

117 The other day I had a cardamom rose latte at a local café.

Could barely taste the cardamom or detect the rose scent. but I guess I was paying for the bougie factor.

It was just OK. I had the lavender something something latte at another place, I think that one was better.

Posted by: kallisto at April 01, 2024 03:32 PM (dCxaZ)

118 He blowed up real good. Real good!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2024 03:32 PM (RIvkX)

119 No, it's still 72 virgins, but they all look like Lizzo.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:30 PM (CsUN+)

No, zero virgins because the medieval death cult is false. Only eternal judgement awaits.


Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:32 PM (CsUN+)

120 Mohammad Reza Zahedi, an austere military scholar.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at April 01, 2024 03:32 PM (wGerL)

121 Female staffer who only gets paid 77% of her equal male counterpart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

She should ask Kamala how to get the remaining 23%.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2024 03:32 PM (YwyqV)

122 115 I hope you are right. I don't think you are right.

Posted by: Elric Blade

There's a lot of that going around.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:32 PM (CsUN+)

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Of four years of experience telling us that while we may want you to be right, you're most likely wrong? You know, because of the four years of experience?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

123 Israel also arrested yesterday one of the three sisters of Hamas chief Ismail Hanniyeh, finding cash and gold meant for financing terror.

All three sisters of Hanniyeh are Israeli citizens, married to Arab-Israelis.

This seems like a classic case of letting the sisters stay free for a long time, while carefully noting who they interact with.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 01, 2024 03:33 PM (YAtuc)

124 It's 72 raisins in every box of Post Raisin Bran.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2024 03:33 PM (63Dwl)

125 Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan were less inculcated with evil than Gaza is

Disagree.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:33 PM (CsUN+)

126 Upstaging Biden [and Justin]...

Israel Defense Forces @IDF 21h
Wishing all those celebrating around the world a happy and healthy #Easter holiday.

https://tinyurl.com/yzxb5fby
IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 03:33 PM (5OvHh)

127 76 We won't invade and conquer Israel, so it will be evicted from the empire. When we evict them, we lose a valuable military ally that is responsible for tremendous amount of war technology that will no longer share with us as we shove them into the loving embrace of Russia (or Red China, but I doubt that because the PRC is actively pursuing the Arabs).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:26 PM (HnUIn)

The Globalists seem desperate to make Based Chad Vlad into the world's only hope.

Posted by: XTC at April 01, 2024 03:33 PM (UnA8+)

128 If women made 77% as much as men why would any company ever hire a man?

Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:33 PM (4+s9S)

129 117 The other day I had a cardamom rose latte at a local café.

Could barely taste the cardamom or detect the rose scent. but I guess I was paying for the bougie factor.

It was just OK. I had the lavender something something latte at another place, I think that one was better.
Posted by: kallisto at April 01, 2024 03:32 PM (dCxaZ)

I have put a little cardamom in my coffe at home.. interesting… not good, but interesting.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2024 03:33 PM (PCK5/)

130 >>Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan were less inculcated with evil than Gaza is, and they had a lot to lose and a memory of a different time. Not so in Gaza.


Germany...yeah, I can see that.

Imperial Japan? No. They could teach any Arab a thing or two about Loyalty.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 03:34 PM (6LNZw)

131 it was probably Dr Jill
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 01, 2024 03:31 PM (AcWfM)
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It was his auto-pen. Some Party apparatchik with significant factional power ordered the proclamation written, then he or one of his minions shoved it into the auto-pen queue.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:34 PM (HnUIn)

132 73 Blow your horn and watch the city you're besieging fall down flat?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 01, 2024 03:24 PM (J2vNu)

Tell the men in that city that they can marry your sisters if they get circumcised, then kill them all while they’re recovering?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2024 03:25 PM (YwyqV)

Yeah, ignore the rape of their sister...and even Jacob said their actions made them stink amongst the people (was not authorized). But sure, go with that edited version.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:34 PM (ynpvh)

133 If you ever had any doubt who is in charge in this White House ..

"I Didn't Do That": Biden Reportedly Has No Idea He Issued 'Trans Day Of Visibility' Proclamation
Posted by: steam

He did it, until some high ranking POS in his administration is publicly fired.
If immediately hired into another cushy position the pResident did it himself.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 03:34 PM (gQ6ss)

134 93 I asked this on the previous thread, but didn't get an answer:

What's the story about Albert Einstein getting taken by Abbot and Costello?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 03:29 PM (9yWhg)
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Who or What?

Posted by: Ciampino - no balls at April 01, 2024 03:34 PM (qfLjt)

135 If you ever had any doubt who is in charge in this White House ..

"I Didn't Do That": Biden Reportedly Has No Idea He Issued 'Trans Day Of Visibility' Proclamation

Posted by: steam at April 01, 2024 03:30 PM (RHGPo)

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Plausible Dementiability.

/I blame Russian hookers & hackers ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 01, 2024 03:34 PM (afEgJ)

136 94 virgins. Inflation.

No, it's still 72 virgins, but they all look like Lizzo.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:30 PM (CsUN+)


So, a different kind of inflation, you're saying.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 01, 2024 03:34 PM (bhRsz)

137 99.9% of Gazans hate Jews and want to destroy Israel. There’s no moderate Gazan. There’s no negotiating with them. All they know is hate.

Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:35 PM (4+s9S)

138 Of four years of experience telling us that while we may want you to be right, you're most likely wrong? You know, because of the four years of experience?

We only have to wait until November (or possibly December) to find out.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:35 PM (CsUN+)

139 Germany...yeah, I can see that.

Imperial Japan? No. They could teach any Arab a thing or two about Loyalty.
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 03:34 PM (6LNZw)
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That loyalty made the victory possible. When the emperor said it was over, there was fairly little internal bloodshed to make it happen.

If some Imam tells the Palis it's over, they will kill the Imam and keep fighting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:35 PM (HnUIn)

140 I made a coffee cream pie last night, and had a coffee with my lunch.

I'm going to wind up exploding like Mr Twiddle.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 01, 2024 03:35 PM (YIxO9)

141 125 Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan were less inculcated with evil than Gaza is

Disagree.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:33 PM (CsUN+)

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Death camps were down the road from small German villages.

Every Japanese soldier was going home after participating in the rape of Nanking.

Social media sure does make the exposure more immediate, but it's pretty obvious that most of the citizenry of both nations had very good ideas of what was going on. And they all approved it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

142 130 >>Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan were less inculcated with evil than Gaza is, and they had a lot to lose and a memory of a different time. Not so in Gaza.


Germany...yeah, I can see that.

Imperial Japan? No. They could teach any Arab a thing or two about Loyalty.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 03:34 PM (6LNZw)

The Japanese and the Arabs have different understanding of what the term "Animal Husbandry" means...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:35 PM (ynpvh)

143 Hamas moves hostages across Gaza in ambulances, released captive reveals. Former hostage Hagar Brodutch has revealed harrowing details of her abduction and captivity by Hamas terrorists in Gaza, including the transportation of hostages in ambulances across the territory.

I thought it was settled here that Hamas hides in homes, hospitals and schools and misuses assets like ambulances. That at the very least should be undisputed. Is someone here defending Hamas for those cowardly actions?

The Israel government done it to themselves. Hamas exists because of the violent apartheid state of Israel. The Israel government has reprised the indigenous Palestinians, stripping all of their rights and taking their territory...What is happening to the Palestinians is the same fate that has happen to many indigenous communities in the world...Islamic fundamentalism and Zionism seeks to have the same goals in forcing repression of the people, by vilifying the other group who don't share your belief system. A one state where ethnonationalism is not permitted should solve that. That is why Palestine has to be free in order to end this national tragedy!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 01, 2024 03:35 PM (JCZqz)

144 Israel doesn't have to kill them all. But they do need to take over Gaza as Israeli territory and send all the Arabs to other Arab nations.

Turn Gaza into a vacation destination.

Then liquify "Palestine."

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 03:35 PM (xX2oA)

145 Maybe they should have a kiddie trans library show with depictions of muhammed.. you know for Diversity and inclusion..

Posted by: Inogame at April 01, 2024 03:36 PM (53oGX)

146 I asked this on the previous thread, but didn't get an answer:

What's the story about Albert Einstein getting taken by Abbot and Costello?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 03:29 PM (9yWhg)
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Who or What?

Posted by: Ciampino - no balls at April 01, 2024 03:34 PM


I don't know......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2024 03:36 PM (QNSds)

147 138 Of four years of experience telling us that while we may want you to be right, you're most likely wrong? You know, because of the four years of experience?

We only have to wait until November (or possibly December) to find out.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:35 PM (CsUN+)

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That you even admit that it could go to December should give you serious pause regarding your optimism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

148 Yeah, ignore the rape of their sister...and even Jacob said their actions made them stink amongst the people (was not authorized). But sure, go with that edited version.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:34 PM (ynpvh)

Your concern is noted.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2024 03:36 PM (YwyqV)

149 So, a different kind of inflation, you're saying.

Correct.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:36 PM (CsUN+)

150 Israel Defense Forces @IDF Mar 31
24hr operational update:

📍 Shifa
Troops eliminated terrorists in close-quarters combat and located weapons in the area, all the while preventing harm to civilians, patients and medical teams.

📍 Rimal
IAF aircraft struck several compounds used to launch anti-tank missiles and where snipers operated, as well as a terrorist who carried out an attack on our troops.

📍 Central Gaza
15+ terrorists have been eliminated. 2 terrorist cells were eliminated in 2 different incidents, one exiting a tunnel shaft by aerial fire and one by sniper fire.

📍 Southern Gaza
Several terrorist infrastructure sites were dismantled, approx. 15 terrorists were eliminated by precise sniper fire and our troops located weapons in the area.

Israel Defense Forces @IDF Mar 31
🔴An IAF aircraft struck an operational Islamic Jihad command center and terrorists positioned in the courtyard of the Al-Aqsa Hospital in the area of Deir al Balah.

Following the precise strike, the Al-Aqsa Hospital building was not damaged and its function was not affected.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 03:36 PM (5OvHh)

151 Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan were less inculcated with evil than Gaza is, and they had a lot to lose and a memory of a different time. Not so in Gaza. Historically, the solution to a problem like Gaza is, essentially, the approach Rome took with Carthage. Basically, raze every structure to the ground and kill at least half of all fighting-age men in the population (or around half or more of every male between the age of 14 and 60). It requires a total and complete debellation that results in cultural death because there's nobody left to fight for it. At least half the fighters are dead and the rest are cowed, and the women have been taken by the conquerors and the root culture is bred out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:31 PM (HnUIn)
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Sadly, even that might not be sufficient. The Gazans have had Jew-hate imprinted into their very DNA over the past 1400 years or so.

Also, while the Gazans would only too gladly take that approach with Israel--and go much, much further--the Israelis will almost certainly NOT return the favor. It's not in their cultural DNA.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2024 03:37 PM (7fElN)

152 Social media sure does make the exposure more immediate, but it's pretty obvious that most of the citizenry of both nations had very good ideas of what was going on. And they all approved it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:35 PM (GBKbO)
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They surely did. But they could be broken of it. I don't think the Palis can. It's multi-generational, and it's a way of life going back centuries. It didn't have time to take root in Germany like it has in the Arab world. This is the entire history of the Arab world: conquest and nothing else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:37 PM (HnUIn)

153 143 The Israel government done it to themselves. Hamas exists because of the violent apartheid state of Israel. The Israel government has reprised the indigenous Palestinians, stripping all of their rights and taking their territory...What is happening to the Palestinians is the same fate that has happen to many indigenous communities in the world...Islamic fundamentalism and Zionism seeks to have the same goals in forcing repression of the people, by vilifying the other group who don't share your belief system. A one state where ethnonationalism is not permitted should solve that. That is why Palestine has to be free in order to end this national tragedy!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 01, 2024 03:35 PM (JCZqz)

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Anything an oppressor does is justified.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

154 First we get this ..

"I Didn't Do That": Biden Reportedly Has No Idea He Issued 'Trans Day Of Visibility' Proclamation

.. then this ...

Biden Quietly Transfers More Bombs and Warplanes to Aid Israel in Gaza Genocide

Despite publicly imploring Netanyahu to stop “indiscriminate bombing” of civilians, Biden continues to supply the bombs.

... who is running this White House

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2024 03:37 PM (RHGPo)

155 I asked this on the previous thread, but didn't get an answer:

What's the story about Albert Einstein getting taken by Abbot and Costello?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 03:29 PM (9yWhg)
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Who or What?

Posted by: Ciampino - no balls at April 01, 2024 03:34 PM


I don't know......
Posted by: Mister Scott


Somebody alluded to this on the previous thread. I had never heard about this before, so I'm curious as to what happened.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 03:37 PM (9yWhg)

156 I have put a little cardamom in my coffe at home.. interesting… not good, but interesting.

I've used it in baking, but not in cooking or coffee. I think I'll start using it in baking and use some in my tea.

I finally made a 2024 New Year's Resolution I can keep!

Posted by: kallisto at April 01, 2024 03:37 PM (dCxaZ)

157 Aren’t Jews even more indigenous than Palestinians? Things that make you go hmmm.

Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:37 PM (4+s9S)

158 152 They surely did. But they could be broken of it. I don't think the Palis can. It's multi-generational, and it's a way of life going back centuries. It didn't have time to take root in Germany like it has in the Arab world. This is the entire history of the Arab world: conquest and nothing else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:37 PM (HnUIn)

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Being nuked didn't clean Japan of its sense of superiority against the Chinese.

Like at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

159
I don't know......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2024 03:36 PM


THIRD BASE!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 01, 2024 03:38 PM (bEb2S)

160 I saw Bigly Sus open for Lil Wayne at the Coliseum in '98.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 01, 2024 03:38 PM (W4ovw)

161 158 152 They surely did. But they could be broken of it. I don't think the Palis can. It's multi-generational, and it's a way of life going back centuries. It didn't have time to take root in Germany like it has in the Arab world. This is the entire history of the Arab world: conquest and nothing else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:37 PM (HnUIn)

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Being nuked didn't clean Japan of its sense of superiority against the Chinese.

Like at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

Well they've got a body of water in between them so it's fine.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 01, 2024 03:38 PM (eYoxG)

162 The Israel government done it to themselves. Hamas exists because of the violent apartheid state of Israel. The Israel government has reprised the indigenous Palestinians, stripping all of their rights and taking their territory...What is happening to the Palestinians is the same fate that has happen to many indigenous communities in the world...Islamic fundamentalism and Zionism seeks to have the same goals in forcing repression of the people, by vilifying the other group who don't share your belief system. A one state where ethnonationalism is not permitted should solve that. That is why Palestine has to be free in order to end this national tragedy!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 01, 2024 03:35 PM (JCZqz)
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This sounds like a more literate version of our very own Paul.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:38 PM (HnUIn)

163 Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan were less inculcated with evil than Gaza is

Disagree.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:33 PM (CsUN+)


*Khmer Rouge has entered the chat*

Posted by: Dr. T at April 01, 2024 03:38 PM (bhRsz)

164 That you even admit that it could go to December should give you serious pause regarding your optimism.

It was kind of a throwaway line, since I knew someone else would say it.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:39 PM (CsUN+)

165 154
... who is running this White House
Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2024 03:37

Hunter and Jill Biden. And sometimes Obama’s old cronies just doing what they want to do without caring about who the leader is supposed to be.

Posted by: Piper at April 01, 2024 03:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

166 Car rams gate at FBI office in Atlanta


Does Fani have an alibi?

Posted by: Inogame at April 01, 2024 03:39 PM (53oGX)

167 162 This sounds like a more literate version of our very own Paul.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:38 PM (HnUIn)

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Without even acknowledging that Gaza even had its own democratically elected government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:39 PM (GBKbO)

168 Being nuked didn't clean Japan of its sense of superiority against the Chinese.

Like at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)
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Sure. China didn't do it to them. We did. They surrendered to *us,* not the Chinese.

But when we told them there'd be no more war with China, they listened. For now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:39 PM (HnUIn)

169 165 154
... who is running this White House
Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2024 03:37

My bet is Val Jar

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (xX2oA)

170 156 I have put a little cardamom in my coffe at home.. interesting… not good, but interesting.

I've used it in baking, but not in cooking or coffee. I think I'll start using it in baking and use some in my tea.

I finally made a 2024 New Year's Resolution I can keep!

Posted by: kallisto at April 01, 2024 03:37 PM (dCxaZ)

The oldsters back in the 18th century swore by their nutmeg.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (ynpvh)

171 164 That you even admit that it could go to December should give you serious pause regarding your optimism.

It was kind of a throwaway line, since I knew someone else would say it.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:39 PM (CsUN+)

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So, if you were to predict it: How long will the count in PA go?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

172 I'm pretty sure that building in Damascus was a children's hospital that was holding a special wedding reception that day. Over a billion people were killed in the strike, most with clubbed feet and/or cleft palates, if not before the air strike then certainly afterwards

Posted by: Wally at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (rkW9n)

173 There was something non-Nazi before the Nazis came around. So there was something to go back to after.

There is nothing to go back to for Palis. It’s all they’ve known for 100 years. Hate and kill Jews.

Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (4+s9S)

174 I asked this on the previous thread, but didn't get an answer:

What's the story about Albert Einstein getting taken by Abbot and Costello?


Taken how? Raped? Kidnapped? Cheated?

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (Odg76)

175 As of today, 600 IDF dead (including October 7th - about the same as the Six Day War), 3,181 injured.
Posted by: Hamas! at April 01, 2024 03:27 PM (YAtuc)

Well that's a tad off. NOT counting the IDF personal who were killed on 07OCT23 ( about 250 or so) about 260 + IDF have been killed since then. About 1000 IDF personal were killed in the 6 day war.

Each death is a tragedy, but loses have been relatively light and would have been lightly if The IDF did not have operated with their hands behind their backs thanks to biden and the west

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (PQ4m2)

176 168 Sure. China didn't do it to them. We did. They surrendered to *us,* not the Chinese.

But when we told them there'd be no more war with China, they listened. For now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:39 PM (HnUIn)

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They didn't listen because of rhetoric. They listened because we stationed thousands of troops and imposed a new government upon them.

Israel could do something similar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

177 Being nuked didn't clean Japan of its sense of superiority against the Chinese.

Like at all.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

They weren't nuked by the Chinese...

Posted by: Inogame at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (53oGX)

178 If you ever had any doubt who is in charge in this White House ..

"I Didn't Do That": Biden Reportedly Has No Idea He Issued 'Trans Day Of Visibility' Proclamation

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2024 03:23 PM (RHGPo)

That's called "playing both sides". The low-fo's sop it up and think what a great Christian he is, and the Left knows that he did it and is lying.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (lX8VI)

179 COGAT @cogatonline Mar 29
🚛 9 @WFP food trucks made their way directly to northern Gaza overnight.
So far, 47 trucks were transferred through this delivery channel, directly to northern Gaza.

We will continue expanding our efforts to facilitate aid into and across of the Gaza Strip.

COGAT @cogatonline Mar 30
Again, the content of 400 trucks worth is waiting to be picked up and distributed from the Gazan side of KS post Israeli inspection. @UNRWA and @UN aid agencies lack the logistic capacity for performing their jobs. They must enhance its logistic capacity and admit its failures.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (5OvHh)

180 So, if you were to predict it: How long will the count in PA go?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

2028

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (CIS44)

181 173 There was something non-Nazi before the Nazis came around. So there was something to go back to after.

There is nothing to go back to for Palis. It’s all they’ve known for 100 years. Hate and kill Jews.
Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (4+s9S)

I would say it goes back 3,500 years….

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2024 03:41 PM (PCK5/)

182 So, if you were to predict it: How long will the count in PA go?

I really haven't the foggiest, so any prediction is worth whatever you paid for it.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:41 PM (CsUN+)

183 There's about 10 different jokes involved here:

"Pro-Palestinian Protesters Chain Selves to Gangway of USNS Harvey Milk in San Francisco"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 03:41 PM (IG4Id)

184 They didn't listen because of rhetoric. They listened because we stationed thousands of troops and imposed a new government upon them.

Israel could do something similar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)
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It will have to. There is no victory without occupation.

Japan and Germany are both still occupied.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:41 PM (HnUIn)

185 So, if you were to predict it: How long will the count in PA go?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)


"As long as it takes" is the only correct answer to that one.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 01, 2024 03:41 PM (bhRsz)

186 158 152 They surely did. But they could be broken of it. I don't think the Palis can. It's multi-generational, and it's a way of life going back centuries. It didn't have time to take root in Germany like it has in the Arab world. This is the entire history of the Arab world: conquest and nothing else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:37 PM (HnUIn)

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Being nuked didn't clean Japan of its sense of superiority against the Chinese.

Like at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

Japan has a very long, bloody history.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:41 PM (ynpvh)

187 They didn't listen because of rhetoric. They listened because we stationed thousands of troops and imposed a new government upon them.

Israel could do something similar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

The Gaza Strip is Israeli territory.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2024 03:42 PM (YwyqV)

188 186 Japan has a very long, bloody history.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:41 PM (ynpvh)

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A pretty Korean history, if you ask me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:42 PM (GBKbO)

189 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 01, 2024 03:42 PM (T4tVD)

190 116
No, it's still 72 virgins, but they all look like Lizzo.
Posted by: Archimedes

Yup, inflation.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 03:32 PM (gQ6ss)
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What happened to all the Helen Thomas look-alikes?
Or Rosa DeLauro clones?

Posted by: Ciampino - they could be at April 01, 2024 03:42 PM (qfLjt)

191 A one state where ethnonationalism is not permitted should solve that. That is why Palestine has to be free in order to end this national tragedy!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 01, 2024 03:35 PM


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!



Wait...they were serious about that?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2024 03:42 PM (5sOEG)

192 Taken how?


Duped. I think the verb actually used was "taken in."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 03:42 PM (9yWhg)

193 "Pro-Palestinian Protesters Chain Selves to Gangway of USNS Harvey Milk in San Francisco"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 03:41 PM (IG4Id)


Not the poop deck?

Posted by: Dr. T at April 01, 2024 03:42 PM (bhRsz)

194 @cogatonline Mar 30
Again, the content of 400 trucks worth is waiting to be picked up and distributed from the Gazan side of KS post Israeli inspection. @UNRWA and @UN aid agencies lack the logistic capacity for performing their jobs. They must enhance its logistic capacity and admit its failures.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (5OvHh)
++++
If it were uninspected and waved through, you can be sure they'd have the logistics capability. They want arms, gold and food for Hamas. They don't want food for "the people." That's just a waste of resources. The UN has a war to fight and can't be bothered with weapons-free shipments under watchful eyes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:43 PM (HnUIn)

195 Was he an austere religious scholar?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2024 03:43 PM (k2Cbq)

196 190 116
No, it's still 72 virgins, but they all look like Lizzo.
Posted by: Archimedes

Yup, inflation.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 03:32 PM (gQ6ss)
----
What happened to all the Helen Thomas look-alikes?
Or Rosa DeLauro clones?
Posted by: Ciampino - they could be at April 01, 2024 03:42 PM (qfLjt)
_______________

Dylan Mulvaney

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 01, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

197
Maybe the Iranian terror managers should stay out of Syria. Maybe have Zoom meetings or something.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 01, 2024 03:43 PM (dtlw7)

198 169 165 154
... who is running this White House
Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2024 03:37

My bet is Val Jar

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (xX2oA)

Jar-Jar Binks >>> Val Jar hijinks

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:43 PM (ynpvh)

199 150 Israel Defense Forces @IDF Mar 31
24hr operational update:

📍 Shifa
Troops eliminated terrorists in close-quarters combat and located weapons in the area, all the while preventing harm to civilians, patients and medical teams.


Actual headline from CNN on MSN:

"Israeli troops end Al-Shifa hospital raid, leaving behind bodies and trail of destruction"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 01, 2024 03:43 PM (PiwSw)

200 I don't think the Palis can. It's multi-generational,
Posted by: Joe Mannix

No one is going to be able to help the Palis as long as the UN has its 'teachers' in place.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 03:43 PM (gQ6ss)

201 A one state where ethnonationalism is not permitted should solve that. That is why Palestine has to be free in order to end this national tragedy!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 01, 2024 03:35 PM

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Wait...they were serious about that?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2024 03:42 PM (5sOEG)
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Yeah, the irony of what that dude was saying is completely lost on him...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2024 03:43 PM (7fElN)

202 Expect Biden to really ratchet up the pressure on Israel to spare Biden's proxy army Hamas.

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That would be the time to say "GFY. We mean to win this with or without you Chesapeake Bay fairies on board. Get with the program or get embarrassed again, like with that Ukraine thing. Your call."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2024 03:43 PM (0FoWg)

203 Cardamon on roasted carrots is magnificent

Posted by: Jamaica at April 01, 2024 03:43 PM (IG7T0)

204 171 164 That you even admit that it could go to December should give you serious pause regarding your optimism.

It was kind of a throwaway line, since I knew someone else would say it.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:39 PM (CsUN+)

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So, if you were to predict it: How long will the count in PA go?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

Dependent on how much Slo-Joe needs to win.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:44 PM (ynpvh)

205 Biden will demand as many murdered Jews as it'll take to win Michigan.

If it take another thousand, that's just a statistic.

By the bye, seeing the gear-smoking engine failure of DU as they try to process what to do is something.
Half still chanting "4 legs good!" while the other half are questioning why their leaders are all strutting around on their hind legs only.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 01, 2024 03:44 PM (yikga)

206 201 ----
Yeah, the irony of what that dude was saying is completely lost on him...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 01, 2024 03:43 PM (7fElN)

======

They're advocating for the gentrification of Israel.

I think.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

207 I asked this on the previous thread, but didn't get an answer:

What's the story about Albert Einstein getting taken by Abbot and Costello?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 03:29 PM (9yWhg)
----
Who or What?

Posted by: Ciampino - no balls at April 01, 2024 03:34 PM


I don't know......
Posted by: Mister Scott


Somebody alluded to this on the previous thread. I had never heard about this before, so I'm curious as to what happened.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 03:37 PM


I thought the OP was doing an April fools thing along the lines of abbott and costello's baseball skit.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 01, 2024 03:44 PM (QNSds)

208 Actual headline from CNN on MSN:

"Israeli troops end Al-Shifa hospital raid, leaving behind bodies and trail of destruction"


Hey, it isn't often the MSM gives us good news. Take it!

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:44 PM (CsUN+)

209 152 They surely did. But they could be broken of it. I don't think the Palis can. It's multi-generational, and it's a way of life going back centuries. It didn't have time to take root in Germany like it has in the Arab world. This is the entire history of the Arab world: conquest and nothing else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:37 PM (HnUIn)

As long as there was still an Islam for them to crawl away to, nothing would be solved.

Posted by: XTC at April 01, 2024 03:45 PM (UnA8+)

210 205 Biden will demand as many murdered Jews as it'll take to win Michigan.

If it take another thousand, that's just a statistic.

By the bye, seeing the gear-smoking engine failure of DU as they try to process what to do is something.
Half still chanting "4 legs good!" while the other half are questioning why their leaders are all strutting around on their hind legs only.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 01, 2024 03:44 PM (yikga)

========

But, have we already forgotten that Biden's own party voted down the first Muslim to be on an Appeal's Court, a move designed to blame Republicans?!

It happened just last week!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

211 Here's the comment from the previous thread that I was asking about:

What an arrogant, narcissistic clown. Albert Einstein?

You got taken in by Abbott and Costello, and you didn't question it because you didn't WANT to question it, because you're leftist hack just like them.
Posted by: DudeAbiding

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 03:45 PM (9yWhg)

212 Fine, mist rain out thar.....

Posted by: JT at April 01, 2024 03:45 PM (T4tVD)

213 176 168 Sure. China didn't do it to them. We did. They surrendered to *us,* not the Chinese.

But when we told them there'd be no more war with China, they listened. For now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:39 PM (HnUIn)

========

They didn't listen because of rhetoric. They listened because we stationed thousands of troops and imposed a new government upon them.

Israel could do something similar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

Dad told me a story during the occupation of Japan when he was stationed there of a young Japanese man that worked for him who said, "You're God must be very powerful to defeat our god". The Islamofascists would never believe such a thing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:46 PM (ynpvh)

214 'I didn't do that': Biden says it wasn't him who designated Easter Sunday as Transgender Day of Visibility and calls Speaker Mike Johnson 'thoroughly uninformed' for his furious response

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2024 03:46 PM (oCjPU)

215 I was listening to British news "Sky News" (the supposed conservative alternative to BBC) - wife likes to nap to it - and was fascinated at how they report on Israel like they report Russia - not Ukraine.

The other night I learned that Israel bombed something in Gaza "near a hospital". Did they specify how "near" a hospital? Did they specify what or who was being targeted? Nope.

There are 14 hospitals in Gaza City. EVERYTHING is "near a hospital".

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2024 03:46 PM (lX8VI)

216 You can't put a price on that
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Well it cost at least 6 Iranian assholes.

Posted by: DaveA at April 01, 2024 03:46 PM (FhXTo)

217 Maybe Muslims need to die off quickly before all the virgins are taken

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2024 03:47 PM (fwDg9)

218 I just got a spam e-mail from Bonobos.
Double Your Rizz With a Double Breasted Blazer

Rizz = charisma (I learned that today)
Double-breasted is what 30s gangsters used to wear. Awesome.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:47 PM (CsUN+)

219 USNS H. Milk should pull out to sea without the gangway.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 03:47 PM (gQ6ss)

220 @147

>>That you even admit that it could go to December should give you serious pause regarding your optimism.

If counting goes into December then the result will more than likely be a bad result and will signal that operation survival of the republic is now live.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 01, 2024 03:47 PM (XV/Pl)

221 ""I Didn't Do That": Biden Reportedly Has No Idea He Issued 'Trans Day Of Visibility' Proclamation

Posted by: steam at April 01, 2024 03:30 PM (RHGPo)

----------------

Plausible Dementiability. "

It's not a lie if you believe it, Jer..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 01, 2024 03:47 PM (a1415)

222 211 Here's the comment from the previous thread that I was asking about:

What an arrogant, narcissistic clown. Albert Einstein?


Are we talking about the Swiss patent clerk who wrote those papers, or Super Dave's brother?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 01, 2024 03:47 PM (PiwSw)

223 196 190 116
No, it's still 72 virgins, but they all look like Lizzo.
Posted by: Archimedes

Is there any guarantees that virgins are attractive, or female, or human?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2024 03:48 PM (k2Cbq)

224 216 You can't put a price on that
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Well it cost at least 6 Iranian assholes.

Posted by: DaveA at April 01, 2024 03:46 PM (FhXTo)

Now inverted and boneless.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:48 PM (ynpvh)

225 The other night I learned that Israel bombed something in Gaza "near a hospital". Did they specify how "near" a hospital? Did they specify what or who was being targeted? Nope.

There are 14 hospitals in Gaza City. EVERYTHING is "near a hospital".
Posted by: ... at April 01, 2024 03:46 PM (lX8VI)

On the other hand, at least the injured don’t have far to go to get help! Win-Win!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2024 03:48 PM (YwyqV)

226
That would be the time to say "GFY. We mean to win this with or without you Chesapeake Bay fairies on board. Get with the program or get embarrassed again, like with that Ukraine thing. Your call."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2024 03:43 PM

Yep. And tell them also to go horsefuck the next time we need someone bombed in the ME. Face it. Israel is our stalking horse in the region. And Biden in his idiocy decided it would great thinking to alienate them. Fucking clown show.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 01, 2024 03:48 PM (4p0Xq)

227 Is there any guarantees that virgins are attractive, or female, or human?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Not a problem
-suicide bombers everywhere.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 01, 2024 03:48 PM (CIS44)

228 203 Cardamon on roasted carrots is magnificent

Posted by: Jamaica at April 01, 2024 03:43 PM (IG7T0)


thanks, I will try this

Posted by: kallisto at April 01, 2024 03:48 PM (dCxaZ)

229 213 Dad told me a story during the occupation of Japan when he was stationed there of a young Japanese man that worked for him who said, "You're God must be very powerful to defeat our god". The Islamofascists would never believe such a thing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:46 PM (ynpvh)

Start wildly chanting "ALLAHU ADNEY!" (Allah is Inferior) at them.

Posted by: XTC at April 01, 2024 03:48 PM (UnA8+)

230
Yes, the Elite Leaders in Western countries have put the West in a death spiral. What's in the water at the WEF?
Posted by: JM in illinois, behold the Manchurian President at April 01, 2024 03:19 PM (rmM/t)

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Estrogen.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 01, 2024 03:48 PM (dtlw7)

231 Israeli airstrike destroys Iran's consular building in Damascus, killing several, says Syrian media. Charles Lister, director of the Syria program of the Washington-based Middle East Institute think tank, called the strike a “major escalation.” The attack is sure to draw retaliation, he wrote on the social media platform X.

This is reckless and irresponsible of Israel. Action like this makes me think Israel is trying to goad Iran, maybe even Syria, into a ground war to force the US government's hand to give Israel more military aid and maybe even draw us into a ME conflict. This is very, very, bad no matter the reason.

Do you recall when it was reported that Iran was supplying Russia with explosive drones to use against Ukraine? There were calls for the US to bomb the Iranian factories with not many of us objecting. Not many considered that course of action reckless or irresponsible.

On the international level between nations, bombing a factory is a way lesser thing than bombing an embassy or consulate.

A certain someone is out of control and scared to death.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 01, 2024 03:48 PM (JCZqz)

232 We finally sent some bombs and jets to Israel that had been approved for years.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 03:49 PM (ID6pY)

233 I just got a spam e-mail from Bonobos.
Double Your Rizz With a Double Breasted Blazer


Never trust bonobos. They cheat like hell.
-- Joe Mannix' card-sharp chimp.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 03:49 PM (9yWhg)

234 231 This is reckless and irresponsible of Israel. Action like this makes me think Israel is trying to goad Iran, maybe even Syria, into a ground war to force the US government's hand to give Israel more military aid and maybe even draw us into a ME conflict. This is very, very, bad no matter the reason.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 01, 2024 03:48 PM (JCZqz)

=======

Think they have any idea that Iran funds Hamas?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:49 PM (GBKbO)

235 166 Car rams gate at FBI office in Atlanta

All the electrical power went out for two minutes

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2024 03:49 PM (RHGPo)

236 ""I Didn't Do That": Biden Reportedly Has No Idea He Issued 'Trans Day Of Visibility' Proclamation

Posted by: steam at April 01, 2024 03:30 PM (RHGPo)

----------------

Plausible Dementiability. "

It's not a lie if you believe it, Jer..
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 01, 2024 03:47 PM

Or if you're too senile to stand trial, but hunky dory to run the U.S.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 01, 2024 03:49 PM (4p0Xq)

237 228 203 Cardamon on roasted carrots is magnificent

Posted by: Jamaica at April 01, 2024 03:43 PM (IG7T0)

thanks, I will try this
Posted by: kallisto at April 01, 2024 03:48 PM (dCxaZ)

It is also very good on sauteed cabbage and onions…

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2024 03:50 PM (PCK5/)

238 If Israel bombed Iran's proxy with another proxy, would DU be okay with it?

Like how they seem totally okay with Iran using Hamas to attack Israel?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

239 166 Car rams gate at FBI office in Atlanta

All the electrical power went out for two minutes
Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2024 03:49 PM

They usually take longer to charge than that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 01, 2024 03:50 PM (4p0Xq)

240 I guess Biden's next move will be to admit Hamas members as refugees, and make sure they get ballots in time for the presidential election. I put nothing past this man (or rather, his criminal cabal).

Posted by: Paco at April 01, 2024 03:50 PM (njExo)

241 ... This is reckless and irresponsible of Israel. Action like this makes me think Israel is trying to goad Iran, maybe even Syria, into a ground war to force the US government's hand to give Israel more military aid and maybe even draw us into a ME conflict. This is very, very, bad no matter the reason. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 01, 2024 03:48 PM (JCZqz)
++++
Life's tough. It's tougher when you're stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:50 PM (HnUIn)

242 You can't put a price on that
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Well it cost at least 6 Iranian assholes.
Posted by: DaveA at April 01, 2024 03:46 PM (FhXTo)

Priceless!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2024 03:51 PM (PQ4m2)

243
Promised Land is a famous Chuck Berry tune about him traveling to LA to begin his recording career.

Covered by Elvis, the Dead and any number of other bands.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024


***
It's clearly a rock 'n' roll tune, albeit with some country touches to the lyrics. But I've never heard it played on rock orTop 40 oldies stations, only on country radio.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 01, 2024 03:51 PM (J2vNu)

244 240 I guess Biden's next move will be to admit Hamas members as refugees, and make sure they get ballots in time for the presidential election. I put nothing past this man (or rather, his criminal cabal).
Posted by: Paco at April 01, 2024 03:50 PM (njExo)

UGH. I hate that you are likely correct.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 01, 2024 03:51 PM (YwyqV)

245 This busty brunette with generous sideboob hopes Israel is victorious and that Iran is unable to get its pets to open an additional front or two from Syria or Lebanon:
http://tiny.cc/gz4mxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:51 PM (HnUIn)

246 'I didn't do that': Biden says it wasn't him who designated Easter Sunday as Transgender Day of Visibility and calls Speaker Mike Johnson 'thoroughly uninformed' for his furious response

.. this is gaining momentum

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2024 03:51 PM (RHGPo)

247 231
...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 01, 2024 03:48 PM (JCZqz)

Some people are just too stupid to educate; who do they think FUNDS, ADVISES and SUPPLIES Hamas, Islamic Jihad, and other terrorist organization attacking Israel. And the Houthi "rebels"? Imbeciles they are.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:51 PM (ynpvh)

248 It probably takes the martyrs about 30 minutes to run through their entire virgin allotment.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2024 03:52 PM (k2Cbq)

249 213 176 168 Sure. China didn't do it to them. We did. They surrendered to *us,* not the Chinese.

But when we told them there'd be no more war with China, they listened. For now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:39 PM (HnUIn)

========

They didn't listen because of rhetoric. They listened because we stationed thousands of troops and imposed a new government upon them.

Israel could do something similar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)
________

I think the difference is that Germany and Japan were actual countries (and affluent countries, at that) with actual governments with actual defined leaders and a division between civilian citizens and army/political/leadership. And despite their capacity for evil, the Germans and Japanese were smart, accomplished people. And even then, they needed to taste total annihilation before they surrendered.

Gaza and the Palis have none of that. They are basically feral mongrels and have been for centuries. And sadly, I doubt Israel will ever do anything in Gaza along the magnitude of nuking it twice.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 01, 2024 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

250 Life's tough. It's tougher when you're stupid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


One of my favorite quotations. I know it's John Wayne. What movie?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 03:52 PM (9yWhg)

251 Life's tough. It's tougher when you're stupid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Life is what happens when your brain is busy in the unicorn forest.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Crazy and Sanity at April 01, 2024 03:52 PM (k/oMa)

252 Well, Brave browser seems to have shit the bed. I cannot even report problems loading this site to Brave, because "brave community" cannot be reached.

I added uBlock Origin to Firefox, and it seems tolerable for now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 03:52 PM (tkR6S)

253 guess Biden's next move will be to admit Hamas members as refugees, and make sure they get ballots in time for the presidential election. I put nothing past this man (or rather, his criminal cabal).
Posted by: Paco at April 01, 2024 03:50 PM (njExo)
++++
I've been expecting that since Israel invaded Gaza.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:52 PM (HnUIn)

254
59 Barely scratched the building next door.
Posted by: Everyday Fool gp at April 01, 2024 03:22 PM (MvF+J)

-------

It knocked me off the toilet!

Posted by: Iranian Diplomat in Building Next Door at April 01, 2024 03:53 PM (7xqnr)

255 Never trust Bonobos? You mean the lead singer for that Irish band? You, something? He seems trustworthy, with all his philanthropy and such...

What?

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at April 01, 2024 03:53 PM (PiwSw)

256 This busty brunette with generous sideboob hopes Israel is victorious and that Iran is unable to get its pets to open an additional front or two from Syria or Lebanon:
http://tiny.cc/gz4mxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Wow. I love a generous woman.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 03:53 PM (9yWhg)

257 So...
Zahedi lacks a body?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2024 03:53 PM (+i8dn)

258 248 It probably takes the martyrs about 30 minutes to run through their entire virgin allotment.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2024 03:52 PM (k2Cbq)

Not where they are...ya know, Hell's Belles. In Hell, the "virgins" run through you, jihadis.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:54 PM (ynpvh)

259 I'm surprised there are embassies of any sort in Syria. The U.S. suspended their ops in 2012. If you are dumb enough to want to visit Syria, Czechia acts as the protecting power in Syria through its U.S. Interests Section.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 03:54 PM (8sMut)

260 E ery building is a hospital and every basement under it is a Hamas command post

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2024 03:54 PM (fwDg9)

261 245 This busty brunette with generous sideboob hopes Israel is victorious and that Iran is unable to get its pets to open an additional front or two from Syria or Lebanon:
http://tiny.cc/gz4mxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:51 PM (HnUIn)
_______

Odd photoshop on boobs but otherwise nothing sus. Verdict: bangable.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 01, 2024 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

262 The Elvis version got a lot of play on Early radio.

The Dead version got a bit through the 80s...but not like Truckin'.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 03:55 PM (6LNZw)

263 257 So...
Zahedi lacks a body?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2024 03:53 PM (+i8dn)

It's boneless and inverted, like his asshole.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:55 PM (ynpvh)

264 This day just keeps getting better. Sounds like a bloodbath for the IRGC. Pity.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 01, 2024 03:56 PM (Aoykm)

265 This busty brunette with generous sideboob hopes Israel is victorious and that Iran is unable to get its pets to open an additional front or two from Syria or Lebanon:
http://tiny.cc/gz4mxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:51 PM (HnUIn)


That's some serious side-spillage

Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 03:56 PM (JunzL)

266 Have only ever heard the Chuck Berry version on specialty radio shows.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2024 03:56 PM (6LNZw)

267 265 This busty brunette with generous sideboob hopes Israel is victorious and that Iran is unable to get its pets to open an additional front or two from Syria or Lebanon:
http://tiny.cc/gz4mxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:51 PM (HnUIn)

That's some serious side-spillage

Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 03:56 PM (JunzL)

I assume you're volunteering to help her with it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:57 PM (ynpvh)

268 One of those killed in the airstrike sported a prayed bump the size of half a golf ball.

Posted by: 13times at April 01, 2024 03:57 PM (8EEcY)

269 My workout program has me doing a bridge block in between training cycles and I'm more sore now than when I first started weightlifting.

My understanding of a bridge block is it's supposed to be a sort of active rest period. You're backing off the weight, upping the volume, and adding some variety and accessories.

My lats, legs, shoulders, and rear are all complaining about work I did on Friday afternoon.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 01, 2024 03:57 PM (Odg76)

270 Listen fat, I signed a "Train Day of Visibility". Because when I was a Senator, I used to ride the Acela up and down and up and down and Whoooo whoooo and Jill I sat on warm fudgicle!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 01, 2024 03:57 PM (PiwSw)

271 Side spilling is a Jewish op.

Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2024 03:57 PM (iziT8)

272 Israel also arrested yesterday one of the three sisters of Hamas chief Ismail Hanniyeh, finding cash and gold meant for financing terror.

All three sisters of Hanniyeh are Israeli citizens, married to Arab-Israelis.
...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 01, 2024 03:33 PM (YAtuc)
====

"Two states, living side-by-side in peace."

LOLGF

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2024 03:57 PM (RIvkX)

273 That's some serious side-spillage

Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 03:56 PM (JunzL)

I assume you're volunteering to help her with it?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:57 PM (ynpvh)


I wouldn't turn down the opportunity

Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 03:58 PM (JunzL)

274 270 Listen fat, I signed a "Train Day of Visibility". Because when I was a Senator, I used to ride the Acela up and down and up and down and Whoooo whoooo and Jill I sat on warm fudgicle!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 01, 2024 03:57 PM (PiwSw)

You should take a ride on your Trans-Pacific railway to Africa...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:58 PM (ynpvh)

275
Is there any guarantees that virgins are attractive, or female, or human?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2024 03:48 PM (k2Cbq)

Goats and sheep virgins are fine.

Posted by: Mohammed Abdul Al Mohammed at April 01, 2024 03:58 PM (4+s9S)

276 If it were uninspected and waved through, you can be sure they'd have the logistics capability. They want arms, gold and food for Hamas. They don't want food for "the people." That's just a waste of resources. The UN has a war to fight and can't be bothered with weapons-free shipments under watchful eyes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2024 03:43 PM (HnUIn)

But, but, but, YouTube ads assure me that they need donations for hot meals in Gaza!!!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 03:58 PM (8sMut)

277 Hezbollah might want to rethink their war plans.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 03:58 PM (ID6pY)

278 Goats and sheep virgins are fine.
Posted by: Mohammed Abdul Al Mohammed


*kicks rocks*
-- donkey and camel virgins

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 03:59 PM (9yWhg)

279 275
Is there any guarantees that virgins are attractive, or female, or human?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2024 03:48 PM (k2Cbq)

Goats and sheep virgins are fine.

Posted by: Mohammed Abdul Al Mohammed at April 01, 2024 03:58 PM (4+s9S)

Goats can be so horny.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:59 PM (ynpvh)

280 It probably takes the martyrs about 30 minutes to run through their entire virgin allotment.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2024 03:52 PM (k2Cbq)

Not where they are...ya know, Hell's Belles. In Hell, the "virgins" run through you, jihadis.
Posted by: jim

Their introduction to hell is seeing their prophet Mohammed, in chains, wailing inhumanly, being tormented by Satan's minions.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Crazy and Sanity at April 01, 2024 03:59 PM (k/oMa)

281 Hezbollah might want to rethink their war plans.

Oh, I think they did that on the first day the IDF went after Hamas. They certainly have been quiet.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:59 PM (CsUN+)

282
Dave Edmunds
"The Promised Land"

https://youtu.be/JN5hVveuleI?si=v7RRO7Q8vV4h6WFa

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2024 04:00 PM (oCjPU)

283 280 It probably takes the martyrs about 30 minutes to run through their entire virgin allotment.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2024 03:52 PM (k2Cbq)

Not where they are...ya know, Hell's Belles. In Hell, the "virgins" run through you, jihadis.
Posted by: jim

Their introduction to hell is seeing their prophet Mohammed, in chains, wailing inhumanly, being tormented by Satan's minions.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Crazy and Sanity at April 01, 2024 03:59 PM (k/oMa)

Muhammed in chains >>> Alice in Chains

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 04:00 PM (ynpvh)

284 Hezbollah might want to rethink their war plans.

Oh, I think they did that on the first day the IDF went after Hamas. They certainly have been quiet.


Perhaps there really is a virgin shortage.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 04:00 PM (CsUN+)

285 Did I do thaaaat?

Posted by: Biden Urkel at April 01, 2024 04:01 PM (lX8VI)

286 Goats and sheep virgins are fine.

Posted by: Mohammed Abdul Al Mohammed


*kick dirt*
-- donkey and camel virgins

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 04:01 PM (9yWhg)

287 Archimedes, not so much. A large portion of Northern Israel is displaced because of bombings from Hezbollah..

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 04:01 PM (ID6pY)

288 279 275
Is there any guarantees that virgins are attractive, or female, or human?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2024 03:48 PM (k2Cbq)

Goats and sheep virgins are fine.

Posted by: Mohammed Abdul Al Mohammed at April 01, 2024 03:58 PM (4+s9S)

Goats can be so horny.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:59 PM (ynpvh)
_________

"No goat has ever told me 'no'!"

-- Ahmed the Goatfucker

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 01, 2024 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

289

The last living survivor of the USS Arizona battleship that exploded and sank during the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor has died. Lou Conter was 102.

Conter passed away at his home Monday in Grass Valley, California following congestive heart failure, his daughter, Louann Daley said.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2024 04:03 PM (63Dwl)

290 288 279 275
Is there any guarantees that virgins are attractive, or female, or human?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2024 03:48 PM (k2Cbq)

Goats and sheep virgins are fine.

Posted by: Mohammed Abdul Al Mohammed at April 01, 2024 03:58 PM (4+s9S)

Goats can be so horny.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 03:59 PM (ynpvh)
_________

"No goat has ever told me 'no'!"

-- Ahmed the Goatfucker

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 01, 2024 04:02 PM (iFTx/)

But the horses said "Nay".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 04:03 PM (ynpvh)

291 How many casualties have there been for the IDF? I’ve heard it’s quite high, higher than anyone was expecting. But as always any info from the media is bigly sus.
Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 03:22 PM (4+s9S)

High casualties would mean that at some point they would have to stop. Units can't be on the offensive for long if casualties are severe. And the press has zero knowledge of what casualties "should" happen in an urban assault and how long it should take, especially with the civilians mixed in.

The relative lack of crowing over IDF getting ambushed or vehicles getting KOed leads me to think that this isn't happening too often as the IDF has gotten methodical about the process.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2024 04:03 PM (eoQWY)

292 Is there any guarantees that virgins are attractive, or female, or human?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2024


***
Yeah, they could be afrits, or djinni.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 01, 2024 04:03 PM (J2vNu)

293 Embassies are sacred! Revenge should be furious!

Posted by: Benghazi Hillary! at April 01, 2024 04:04 PM (48liN)

294 as others have said; moar like this

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at April 01, 2024 04:04 PM (xcxpd)

295 Like everything else the Left 'names', the "two state solution" is a lie. Everyone knows that it really means "one state" and it won't be Israel.

In terms of chronology, the Two State Solution comes right after the Final Solution.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2024 04:05 PM (lX8VI)

296 "The last living survivor of the USS Arizona battleship that exploded and sank during the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor has died. Lou Conter was 102."


May he be piped aboard at the pearly gates.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 01, 2024 04:05 PM (a1415)

297 281 Hezbollah might want to rethink their war plans.

Oh, I think they did that on the first day the IDF went after Hamas. They certainly have been quiet.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:59 PM (CsUN+)

Counting their money requires their concentration.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 01, 2024 04:05 PM (UcAQV)

298 or djinni.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Barbara Eden lookalikes? I'd take that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 04:05 PM (9yWhg)

299 Pro-Iranian Sources are now claiming that the Building in the Syrian Capital of Damascus which was just Struck by an Israeli Airstrike, contained one of the Top Commanders of the IRGCs Quds Force, Brigadier General Mohammad Reza Zahedi as well as several other High-Ranking Members of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) who were there for Meetings with Iranian-Backed Groups in Syria and Lebanon.
---------------------

Whoops!

Whoopsie!!!

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2024 04:05 PM (lX8VI)

300 I'm afraid that this will just serve to radicalize them further, like yelling Death to America and Death to Israel one tenth of a decibel louder....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 01, 2024 04:06 PM (PiwSw)

301 245 This busty brunette with generous sideboob hopes Israel is victorious and that Iran is unable to get its pets to open an additional front or two from Syria or Lebanon:
http://tiny.cc/gz4mxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Why miss a great opportunity to show some hot Israeli soldiers that a making sure Israel is victorious?

https://tinyurl.com/2fsvjymb

It's an older picture from the Jewish Telegraphic Agency of all places, but they're looking pretty tough. And sexy!

Posted by: Part spelled backwards is at April 01, 2024 04:06 PM (JCZqz)

302 Posted by: Part spelled backwards is


You just never give up, do you? At least I read the nic, and did not click.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 04:07 PM (9yWhg)

303 I can't believe it's just after 4pm, should be 7pm

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2024 04:07 PM (8rA0k)

304 or djinni.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
*
Barbara Eden lookalikes? I'd take that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024


***
Might just as well look like Harry Reid with psoriasis and horns.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 01, 2024 04:08 PM (J2vNu)

305 301
...
Posted by: Part spelled backwards is at April 01, 2024 04:06 PM (JCZqz)

I ain't fallin' for dat.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 04:08 PM (ynpvh)

306 Can Netanyahu send the IDF into NYC next? I like his style.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 01, 2024 04:08 PM (qUkBO)

307
'Congestive heart failure' at 102 years of age. Should make everyone stop and think about how short life actually is.

Yikes!

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 01, 2024 04:09 PM (RKVpM)

308 I can't believe it's just after 4pm, should be 7pm
Posted by: Skip


Well, it is five o'clock somewhere.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 04:09 PM (9yWhg)

309 305 301
...
Posted by: Part spelled backwards is at April 01, 2024 04:06 PM (JCZqz)

I ain't fallin' for dat.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 04:08 PM (ynpvh)

Partyboob backwards is...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 04:09 PM (ynpvh)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 04:10 PM (9yWhg)

311 I think the headline should be, "Top Iranian Terror-Master Now Knows the Meaning of Terror"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 04:10 PM (ynpvh)

312 Archimedes, not so much. A large portion of Northern Israel is displaced because of bombings from Hezbollah..

Apparently that's true. Perhaps they're using more or larger rockets than in the past, but is that really much of an escalation?

When the two armies square off I'll agree. My guess is that HB will push and push, up until the point that Israel gets serious, and then they'll back down, because they know they'd get slaughtered and Israel is in no mood for their nonsense.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 04:10 PM (CsUN+)

313 310

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 04:10 PM (9yWhg)

I concur.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 04:10 PM (ynpvh)

314 I don't think the Palis can. It's multi-generational,
Posted by: Joe Mannix

No one is going to be able to help the Palis as long as the UN has its 'teachers' in place.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 03:43 PM (gQ6ss)

And the aid that means none of them have to work for a living while plotting things. The IRA and counter gangs in North Ireland were funded by UK Welfare State.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2024 04:10 PM (eoQWY)

315 Barbara Eden lookalikes? I'd take that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


1...
2...
3. You'll settle for Caroline Ellison

Posted by: SBF's Squeeze, Caroline Ellison at April 01, 2024 04:10 PM (48liN)

316 "Well, it is five o'clock somewhere."

I was going to say that but you said it.

Posted by: eleven at April 01, 2024 04:11 PM (iziT8)

317 310

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 04:10 PM (9yWhg)

I concur.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Great minds think alike.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 04:11 PM (9yWhg)

318 312 Archimedes, not so much. A large portion of Northern Israel is displaced because of bombings from Hezbollah..

Apparently that's true. Perhaps they're using more or larger rockets than in the past, but is that really much of an escalation?

When the two armies square off I'll agree. My guess is that HB will push and push, up until the point that Israel gets serious, and then they'll back down, because they know they'd get slaughtered and Israel is in no mood for their nonsense.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 04:10 PM (CsUN+)

Just start killing their leaders one by one...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 04:11 PM (ynpvh)

319 Just start killing their leaders one by one...

This is always good advice.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 04:12 PM (CsUN+)

320 302 Posted by: Part spelled backwards is

You just never give up, do you? At least I read the nic, and did not click.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

It's that, or do my fed government job. I cause pain to innocent civilians either way, but this way causes some laughs, too.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 01, 2024 04:12 PM (JCZqz)

321 219 USNS H. Milk should pull out to sea without the gangway.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 03:47 PM (gQ6ss)

----
Gangways have been known to fall into the water.

Posted by: Ciampino - obligatory Goonshow joke - Little Jim at April 01, 2024 04:12 PM (qfLjt)

322 315 Barbara Eden lookalikes? I'd take that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

1...
2...
3. You'll settle for Caroline Ellison

Posted by: SBF's Squeeze, Caroline Ellison at April 01, 2024 04:10 PM (48liN)

Her or Ackbar's women? You choose...OR is this a Hobson's choice?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 04:12 PM (ynpvh)

323 315 Barbara Eden lookalikes? I'd take that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

1...
2...
3. You'll settle for Caroline Ellison
Posted by: SBF's Squeeze, Caroline Ellison at April 01, 2024 04:10 PM (48liN)

Everyone with Caroline Ellison, settled for Caroline Ellison.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at April 01, 2024 04:12 PM (xcxpd)

324 There's something wonderfully manic about flustered Japanese people saying "mushi-mushi" really fast in succession.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

325 "Just start killing their leaders one by one..."

Two by two..

Cheaper by the dozen..


Whatever it takes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 01, 2024 04:13 PM (a1415)

326 3. You'll settle for Caroline Ellison
Posted by: SBF's Squeeze, Caroline Ellison


Ugly chicks try harder.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 04:13 PM (9yWhg)

327 There's something wonderfully manic about flustered Japanese people saying "mushi-mushi" really fast in succession.

They do that on Tokyo Vice (Max), which I recommend.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 04:13 PM (CsUN+)

328 Hezbollah might want to rethink their war plans.

Oh, I think they did that on the first day the IDF went after Hamas. They certainly have been quiet.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 03:59 PM (CsUN+)

Actually Hezbollah as caused a lot of damage up North. For at least 6 miles from the border whole communities are hold hostage and abandoned. This is causing a huge economic problem and a mass movement of that population to central Israel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2024 04:13 PM (PQ4m2)

329 Taken out around the Tran Day of Viability. See trans lives are I'm danger!

-msm

Posted by: Bete at April 01, 2024 04:14 PM (LX4y3)

330 327 They do that on Tokyo Vice (Max), which I recommend.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 04:13 PM (CsUN+)

=======

I have heard very good things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

331 Seen 2 YouTube shorts of hotties in 70s and 80s and what they look like today
Not very many age well

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2024 04:15 PM (fwDg9)

332 So Biden isn't really president?

Shocking.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 04:15 PM (4p/Io)

333 Actually Hezbollah as caused a lot of damage up North. For at least 6 miles from the border whole communities are hold hostage and abandoned. This is causing a huge economic problem and a mass movement of that population to central Israel

See my #312. What they're doing is annoying, but it's not outright war.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 04:15 PM (CsUN+)

334 There's something wonderfully manic about flustered Japanese people saying "mushi-mushi" really fast in succession.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024


***
"Anybody seen my legs?"

Posted by: Det. Nick Yemana, NYPD at April 01, 2024 04:15 PM (J2vNu)

335 I would say it goes back 3,500 years….
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2024 03:41 PM (PCK5/)

No, the Jews were the crazy nutjobs in the Mideast in the time of the Greeks after Alexander and the Romans. Its strange how the script has flipped but the story remains the same.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2024 04:15 PM (eoQWY)

336 331 Seen 2 YouTube shorts of hotties in 70s and 80s and what they look like today
Not very many age well
Posted by: Skip

I mean...hardly anyone looks better at age 65 than they did at 25.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 01, 2024 04:15 PM (JCZqz)

337 It's that, or do my fed government job. I cause pain to innocent civilians either way, but this way causes some laughs, too.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar


Ah, that explains it. You get these from your Agency's HR Department.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 04:16 PM (9yWhg)

338 Is there any guarantees that virgins are attractive, or female, or human?
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 01, 2024


I hope so!

Posted by: Moroccan Donkey at April 01, 2024 04:16 PM (a3Q+t)

339 324 Even better when you find out the origin is folklore to avoid being fooled buy Kitsune, which I guess was the spiritual forefather of the FBI.

Posted by: Bete at April 01, 2024 04:16 PM (LX4y3)

340 So Biden isn't really president?

Shocking.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

He's really the mayor of Scranton, PA.

Posted by: Michael Scott! at April 01, 2024 04:16 PM (vcOmj)

341 339 324 Even better when you find out the origin is folklore to avoid being fooled buy Kitsune, which I guess was the spiritual forefather of the FBI.
Posted by: Bete at April 01, 2024 04:16 PM (LX4y3)

=======

I did not know that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 04:17 PM (GBKbO)

342 Seen 2 YouTube shorts of hotties in 70s and 80s and what they look like today
Not very many age well
Posted by: Skip
*
I mean...hardly anyone looks better at age 65 than they did at 25.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at April 01, 2024


***
The trouble now is that the average 25-year-olds don't look a whole lot better than do the 65s.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 01, 2024 04:17 PM (J2vNu)

343 340 So Biden isn't really president?

Shocking.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

He's really the mayor of Scranton, PA.
Posted by: Michael Scott! at April 01, 2024 04:16 PM (vcOmj)

======

Send him to Congress!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at April 01, 2024 04:17 PM (GBKbO)

344 Just start killing their leaders one by one...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 04:11 PM (ynpvh)

Israel already did that at least once. Hit Beirut and got someone they wanted.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2024 04:17 PM (eoQWY)

345 340 So Biden isn't really president?

Shocking.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

He's really the mayor of Scranton, PA.
Posted by: Michael Scott! at April 01, 2024 04:16 PM (vcOmj

He thinks he's the Mayor of Munchkinville.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 04:17 PM (4p/Io)

346 Adidas bans German football fans from customising jerseys with the number 44 amid claims it bared striking resemblance to Nazi SS logo

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2024 04:18 PM (RHGPo)

347 Noodus CalPERS disneyana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 01, 2024 04:18 PM (J2vNu)

348 The trouble now is that the average 25-year-olds don't look a whole lot better than do the 65s.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


And Sophia Loren still looks better than most of the thots out there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 04:18 PM (9yWhg)

349 Dave Edmunds
"The Promised Land"

https://youtu.be/JN5hVveuleI?si=v7RRO7Q8vV4h6WFa

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2024 04:00 PM (oCjPU)

Great pick! Dave Edmunds is a sadly underrated rocker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 04:18 PM (tkR6S)

350
Why miss a great opportunity to show some hot Israeli soldiers that a making sure Israel is victorious?

https://tinyurl.com/2fsvjymb

It's an older picture from the Jewish Telegraphic Agency of all places, but they're looking pretty tough. And sexy!

Posted by: Part spelled backwards is at April 01, 2024 04:06


Aren't you afraid Mannix is going to find your site? Yikes!

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 01, 2024 04:18 PM (RKVpM)

351 I don't care where he thinks he's the Mayor, as long as it's not my Otisburg.

Posted by: Ned Beatty at April 01, 2024 04:18 PM (Zz86T)

352 Expect Biden's handlers to really ratchet up the pressure on Israel to spare Biden's proxy army Hamas.

Made a slight editing change. Hope you don't mind.

Posted by: NR Pax at April 01, 2024 04:18 PM (lXCUP)

353 331 Seen 2 YouTube shorts of hotties in 70s and 80s and what they look like today
Not very many age well
Posted by: Skip

We can all watch this great video of a girl from the 70s(?) happily dancing. Sure, it's part of some mediocre song's music video, but this edit has all the non-dancing girl parts helpfully removed.
https://tinyurl.com/3xxmbee7

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 01, 2024 04:19 PM (JCZqz)

354 344 Just start killing their leaders one by one...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 04:11 PM (ynpvh)

Israel already did that at least once. Hit Beirut and got someone they wanted.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 01, 2024 04:17 PM (eoQWY)

Yes, but needs to continued...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 04:19 PM (ynpvh)

355 293 Embassies are sacred! Revenge should be furious!
Posted by: Benghazi Hillary! at April 01, 2024 04:04 PM (48liN)

Huh?

Posted by: President Peanut Jimmuh at April 01, 2024 04:19 PM (8sMut)

356 The trouble now is that the average 25-year-olds don't look a whole lot better than do the 65s.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

I dunno. My son brought a co-worker "friend" to Easter Sunday dinner, as her family was out of town.
She is, I think 24. Cute as a button. Cuter than a speckled pup under a red wagon. Really pretty young woman.
He's playing the "long game" according to my wife. She just recently had an ugly escape from being engaged.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 01, 2024 04:20 PM (vcOmj)

357 The Moment a Veteran Teacher Decided to Pull His Own Kids From Public School

On a spring night in 2022, Ross Hill was trying to get several of his children—he has eight—tucked into bed for the night. *** “They were in tears because they didn’t want to go to school the next day,” said Mr. Hill, a 38-year-old teacher from Florence, South Carolina (pop: 39,95. Whether he knew it at the time or not, Mr. Hill’s family was part of a trend in the United States. A surprising number of children are miserable at school, research shows, and it’s a trend that began before the pandemic.

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2024 04:20 PM (RHGPo)

358 302 Posted by: Part spelled backwards is


You just never give up, do you? At least I read the nic, and did not click.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 04:07 PM (9yWhg)

We've reached a point where the Mannix girl pics need a slogan:

If it doesn't say Mannix, it ain't worth lookin' at!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 01, 2024 04:20 PM (KbCG3)

359 See my #312. What they're doing is annoying, but it's not outright war.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2024 04:15 PM (CsUN+)

I know it is not outright war as of yet, but the economic consequences of communities up North and down South no being able to function is a huge problem.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2024 04:21 PM (PQ4m2)

360 One of Michigan’s wealthiest counties, which voted heavily for Joe Biden in 2020, has become the target of organized migrant gangs of home invaders, according to the county sheriff. Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard is warning residents that the gangs of illegals are targeting high-end homes, especially of those who are out of town on spring breakvacations, according to WXYZ-TV Detroit. This is not the first time the area has been beset by a spree of home invasions by migrants.

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2024 04:22 PM (RHGPo)

361 I dunno. My son brought a co-worker "friend" to Easter Sunday dinner, as her family was out of town.
She is, I think 24. Cute as a button. Cuter than a speckled pup under a red wagon. Really pretty young woman.
He's playing the "long game" according to my wife. She just recently had an ugly escape from being engaged.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 01, 2024 04:20 PM (vcOmj)

Ugh, while he's playing the long game she's wondering why he's not trying anything. Some other dude is going to swoop in.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 01, 2024 04:22 PM (KbCG3)

362 >Seen 2 YouTube shorts of hotties in 70s and 80s and what they look like today
Not very many age well


dude, hardly anybody ages well
when I was 30 I was hot stuff
I am not now

time is cruel- no one is spared

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2024 04:23 PM (oCjPU)

363 Evolutionary biologist and renowned atheist Richard Dawkins, author of the 2006 book The God Delusion, came out as a “cultural Christian” this past weekend on British radio. “I do think that we are culturally a Christian country,” Dawkins told Leading Britain’s Conversation, a British talk-radio station. “I call myself a cultural Christian,” Dawkins continued, “I’m not a believer. But there is a distinction between being a believing Christian and being a cultural Christian. And so you know I love hymns and Christmas carols and I sort of feel at home in the Christian ethos.

.. are there any foxholes in Britain at this time ?

Posted by: SMOD at April 01, 2024 04:24 PM (RHGPo)

364 NOOD Calpers

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 01, 2024 04:28 PM (ynpvh)

365 361 I dunno. My son brought a co-worker "friend" to Easter Sunday dinner, as her family was out of town.
She is, I think 24. Cute as a button. Cuter than a speckled pup under a red wagon. Really pretty young woman.
He's playing the "long game" according to my wife. She just recently had an ugly escape from being engaged.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 01, 2024 04:20 PM (vcOmj)

Ugh, while he's playing the long game she's wondering why he's not trying anything. Some other dude is going to swoop in.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 01, 2024 04:22 PM (KbCG3)
_______

Yea. One thing I've learned is this: make your move. Maybe you win, maybe you lose, but sitting on your hands is a sure recipe for failure. As Wayne Gretsky once said "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 01, 2024 04:30 PM (iFTx/)

366 In Hell the virgins have no holes, not even bonus ones.
Well, that's why it's hell!!

For the boozers, the wine and spirit bottles have a hole in the bottom.
Well, that's why it's hell!!

See what stan did there?

Posted by: Ciampino - goat-plunkers all at April 01, 2024 04:34 PM (qfLjt)

367 Car rams gate at FBI office in Atlanta
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There was a time not so long ago when I would've thought this is a bad thing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 01, 2024 04:34 PM (woPEM)

368 367 Car rams gate at FBI office in Atlanta
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I was just gonna post this...no extra details yet on accident or on purpose...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 01, 2024 04:51 PM (exHjb)

369 Tuabl -

Promised Land is a famous Chuck Berry tune about him traveling to LA to begin his recording career.
********

He also sang it in his car while taking young girls across state lines, in violation of the Mann Act.

Imagine that: a brown-eyed handsome man violating the White Slave Traffic Act of 1910.

Posted by: Noan Sayen at April 01, 2024 05:14 PM (Iob4L)

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