The Battle of the Tampon

Maoist students occupied the chancellor's office at Vanderbilt University, angry about the University cancelling a student referendum of BDS demands -- that the school should divest any holdings in Israeli companies, to economically cripple the country and allow Hamas to rape and kill every Jew in the country.

You know -- idealistic stuff.

Here are these soft-faced baby bitch fanatics screaming about that in the chancellor's office.

Although police were not arresting students in the office, they would arrest students as they came out of the office. (Seems like the exact wrong incentive structure to give to people illegally occupying an office, but universities are now stupid.)

One of these Maoists had a HEALTH EMERGENCY so profound that she had her friend call 9-1-1.

That emergency? She wanted to change her tampon, but she didn't want to leave the office, because she thought she might be arrested.

Her friend called 9-1-1 to demand that they tell cops not to arrest her friend, declaring that she was in imminent danger of TOXIC SHOCK SYNDROME for having the same tampon in for the whole day, and that the police's refusal to respect her TAMPON RIGHTS was tantamount to killing her.

UPDATE: some of the students seem to be panicking.

They called 9-1-1 because they’re worried one of them could go into toxic shock.

They’re also worried she’ll be arrested if she leaves the building. https://t.co/U08EzaYLG2 pic.twitter.com/NrXAQvuxeu
— Steve McGuire (@sfmcguire79) March 27, 2024

If you can't stand to watch those videos, the Free Press digested the exchanges:

Here's what went down: during one of those 21.5 hours of the protest, probably at an ungodly one, a few of the student demonstrators decided to call 911. That's because their friend, who was part of the sit-in, had to change her tampon.
Specifically, she was "being denied the right to change her tampon that has been in for multiple hours, which leads to an increased risk of toxic shock syndrome."
The frankly Zen-like 911 operator, who deserves a raise, was understandably confused. "Ma'am, do you have an emergency?"
Um, yes?! The student on the phone requests urgent medical assistance.
"You're telling me your friend in Kirkland needs an ambulance. Is that what you're telling me?"
Then in another video, one of the protesters--in a keffiyeh and a mask--approaches the police and an administrator, who was indeed in a sweater vest, demanding to know WHAT. WILL. HAPPEN. to her friend, should she leave the sit-in to change the tampon in question. The adults calmly explain that she won't be arrested if she leaves the building. But can they confirm that she will never be arrested, ever?!

Ever? You want a pardon for all future crimes based on you being on the rag?

"She does not feel safe," someone says off-screen, punctuating it with claps.

While these students don't "feel safe" and cringe in fear at the very real possibility of Murder By Tampon, they are, of course, eager to use violence against law-abiding people:

In the end, four students were arrested (three inside and one outside), and all the students inside were given interim suspensions, which means they can’t be on campus and had to leave by 5pm local yesterday.

Disciplinary hearings start today.
— Steve McGuire (@sfmcguire79) March 28, 2024

Here are these disgusting fatbodies, wallflowers, and sissies after their "action," complaining that the cops "tried to break us." You're all pussies, if they tried to break you, you'd be broken.

The very masculine boy with the mic complains that the cops "deprived us of medical care when one of our students needed it."

This Bruce-Villanche-sounding motherhugger of course means that the cops did not agree to a complete pardon for all future crimes for the girl whose ovaries were being strangled by her rogue tampon.

“In essence, they tried to break us. They tried to break our bodies, they tried to break our spirits.”

One of the Vanderbilt protestors speaks after their 21-hour sit-in:

h/t @lawyergonerogue pic.twitter.com/a3kWrYHtKL
— Steve McGuire (@sfmcguire79) March 28, 2024

I like him posing with his hand on his hip. It's a real Power Stance for Heterosexual Men.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM

Comments

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 01:10 PM (7pzrI)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

3 What a buncha British meatballs.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 29, 2024 01:13 PM (/QIWP)

4 yeah, seems like her tampon is the only thing that was to be in her, and even then, i'm not it's willingly there...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 29, 2024 01:14 PM (bving)

5 Man they are hardcore

Posted by: The Beeman at March 29, 2024 01:14 PM (gK+LA)

6 last

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

7
These people will be running things within 10 years, so, back off.

Posted by: Auspex at March 29, 2024 01:14 PM (j4U/Z)

8 "I'm going to fight The Man but first I need to make sure there will be no negative consequences."

Not exactly the second coming of Nelson Mandela over there in Vandy.

Posted by: Octochicken at March 29, 2024 01:14 PM (oCS0o)

9 Called 'em.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

10 "I like him posing with his hand on his hip. "

At least his fingers are pointing the right way. The other way is gayer.

Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at March 29, 2024 01:15 PM (MvF+J)

11 I read the post and Sponge was the only comment.

When will I ever learn?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2024 01:15 PM (aD39U)

12 She should have called a Time Out.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2024 01:15 PM (4I/2K)

13 Just a reminder and totally not related; the Cambodian genocide was carried out by 14 year old boys.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 29, 2024 01:15 PM (IG4Id)

14 I like him posing with his hand on his hip. It's a real Power Stance for Heterosexual Men.
Posted by: Disinformation

I can hear his voice without listening to the video.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 01:15 PM (7pzrI)

15 Vanderbilt is expensive, yo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:15 PM (GBKbO)

16 Vandy was one of child #2's possible school choices. Really glad they decided to go elsewhere.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:15 PM (zhLdt)

17 Useless Idiots

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2024 01:15 PM (J0Fdh)

18 The Kotex Campaign.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 29, 2024 01:15 PM (R4t5M)

19 These fems are the pool from which the military can recruit.

Learn Chinese, it may serve you well in the future.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 29, 2024 01:16 PM (lZVy/)

20 What a buncha British meatballs.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 29, 2024 01:13 PM (/QIWP)

Kids won't like them if they are spicy.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2024 01:16 PM (aD39U)

21 Huh. I thought this was going to be about King Charles.

Posted by: Ancient British Dude at March 29, 2024 01:16 PM (DeFcY)

22 I could feel the stupid insanity wafting off the webpage without ever having to watch any of those videos...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2024 01:16 PM (7fElN)

23 I like him posing with his hand on his hip. It's a real Power Stance for Heterosexual Men.

Mr. O'Spades, today's Day Bull LOLed when I showed him the picture and read your editorial comment to him.

Kudos to you. He generally doesn't interact with me.

Posted by: David French at March 29, 2024 01:16 PM (a3Q+t)

24 These kids live in video.
Nothing is real in their lives.
The parents should die of shame.

You should add the annual tuition at Vanderbilt University costs a mere $68,000 .
The average salary in the US is $59,384.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 29, 2024 01:16 PM (yikga)

25 No, really. How is it possible that we ~~they~~ they/them have failed to kill Poo Tin and Winnie the Xi via excessive laughter?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 29, 2024 01:17 PM (llON8)

26 You mean she wasn't packing an extra tampon for emergencies?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2024 01:17 PM (J0Fdh)

27 BLOODBATH

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 01:17 PM (Ln2XA)

28 All I see are whining victims.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 29, 2024 01:18 PM (MeG8a)

29 Off pensioner sock.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 29, 2024 01:18 PM (DeFcY)

30 Hey.... so what the commies are saying, is the Jooooos haven't allowed HamAss to change their tampons???

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 29, 2024 01:18 PM (llON8)

31 I finally worked up the courage to view that last video.

The vid needs subtitles. Can't understand a word being filtered through the mask/semen residue.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 29, 2024 01:18 PM (lZVy/)

32 Shouldn't they be on Spring break and catching some STDs?

Posted by: Beartooth at March 29, 2024 01:19 PM (LjgPm)

33 You mean she wasn't packing an extra tampon for emergencies?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2024 01:17 PM (J0Fdh)

Medic!!

Posted by: Vandy Woke Princess at March 29, 2024 01:19 PM (4I/2K)

34 The last video clip. The Unfuckables.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:19 PM (OeXGF)

35 Masked hands on hips soy master said police may have broken his voice a little. Did they throat punch him, I hope? Or rather did he screech like a banshee some ignorant slogans?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 29, 2024 01:19 PM (fs1hN)

36 Seems like this is the most educational thing these students have experienced in their entire lives

Abolish the Department of Education!!!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 29, 2024 01:19 PM (5jPmg)

37 Everyone called ME a whiner.

Posted by: Jay Cutler at March 29, 2024 01:19 PM (llON8)

38 You know what would be hilarious?

If the chick who needed the tampon was actually a dude pretending to be a chick.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

39 You should add the annual tuition at Vanderbilt University costs a mere $68,000 .
The average salary in the US is $59,384.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 29, 2024 01:16 PM (yikga)

Which means we're above average and should be given whatever we want. D'uh. -- Vanderbilt students

On a side note, do kids say d'uh these days?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:19 PM (zhLdt)

40 36 Absolutely concur.

Posted by: Knock gp A Kiss at March 29, 2024 01:20 PM (MvF+J)

41 Steve McGuire's girl needs more makeup she has wrinkles over her eyes.
Oh, she might be an alien as she has no pores on her entire face.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 01:20 PM (7pzrI)

42 If protesters are so passionate about their cause, why are they embarrassed to show their faces?

Please explain why they all wear masks?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2024 01:20 PM (dCMcd)

43 Had a girlfriend that went to Oberlin. Ran into her after the first trip to Vietnam, Whoo Boy, psycho bitch that one.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 29, 2024 01:20 PM (0EOe9)

44 I was just like Tiananmen square man. There was blood everywhere. I don't wanna talk about it though.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:20 PM (OeXGF)

45 Yet again, personal problems are everyone ELSE'S fault in the liberal world.

F*ck these people. With a barbed mace, In the bonus hole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

46 That dude in the last video is assured that his Marxist collectivism will eventually win the day!

They will never break his spirit!

If someone was truly serious about breaking him, I don't think he'd last more than 30 seconds.

Idiot.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2024 01:21 PM (7fElN)

47 The soy polloi.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:21 PM (OeXGF)

48 >>> 38 You know what would be hilarious?

If the chick who needed the tampon was actually a dude pretending to be a chick.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

[Keanu voice]Whoa.[/Keanu voice]

Odds that's true?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 29, 2024 01:21 PM (llON8)

49 "Vanderbilt protesters"

This is the problem, right there.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2024 01:21 PM (D7oie)

50 46 If someone was truly serious about breaking him, I don't think he'd last more than 30 seconds.

Idiot.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2024 01:21 PM (7fElN)

========

"You're not allowed to hit someone during a revolution!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

51 This is a case I would have pretended to have been a supporter of the protestors and then pepper sprayed them. Weird that I feel cheated by going to a university that never had a leftist protest.

Posted by: polynikes at March 29, 2024 01:21 PM (MNhXM)

52 Unadulterated faggotry:

SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 29, 2024 01:21 PM (wtvvX)

53 That is as skinny as he will ever be.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:21 PM (OeXGF)

54 No justice, no Playtex!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:22 PM (OeXGF)

55 The soy polloi.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Golf clap

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 29, 2024 01:22 PM (lZVy/)

56 47 The soy polloi.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:21 PM (OeXGF)

Ooooohhhh, that's good.....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 29, 2024 01:22 PM (wtvvX)

57 Why are they wearing masks?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

58 >>> 12 She should have called a Time Out.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2024 01:15 PM (4I/2K)

Fck you Morons.

Posted by: Andy Reid at March 29, 2024 01:22 PM (llON8)

59 It was worse that 9/11 and Antietam combined

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 29, 2024 01:23 PM (ZV+pB)

60 Too many parents didn't tell these children "no" when it would have been useful when they were growing up. Unfortunately not enough of these parents will wake up to the mistakes they've made and attempt to rectify by cutting them off financially.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 29, 2024 01:23 PM (fs1hN)

61 Dictator Peon would make it a capital offence to engage in any kind of protest while masked. Sentence to be carried out by duly authorized snipers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2024 01:23 PM (tkR6S)

62 Can we just declare "being stupid" as a crime and arrest them all and put them in the Matrix? We are going to need the extra battery power.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 29, 2024 01:23 PM (5jPmg)

63 If someone was truly serious about breaking him, I don't think he'd last more than 30 seconds.

Idiot.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2024 01:21 PM

If you had a Nutty Bar and a Yoohoo and it had been 15 minutes from his last caloric intake. I'd give it 15 seconds.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:24 PM (OeXGF)

64 That protest called for the 1968 Chicago Police.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 29, 2024 01:24 PM (ufFY8)

65 59 It was worse that 9/11 and Antietam combined
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 29, 2024 01:23 PM (ZV+pB)

=======

"Antietam? Was that the time my parents took me on a road trip and I literally died of boredom?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

66 This is a case I would have pretended to have been a supporter of the protestors and then pepper sprayed them. Weird that I feel cheated by going to a university that never had a leftist protest.
Posted by: polynikes at March 29, 2024 01:21 PM (MNhXM)
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I've been at my university for over 30 years now (first as a student, then as an employee). In all that time, we have NEVER had a large-scale, substantial leftist protest.

They tried to have a "transgender" protest once, but only about 2-3 people showed up, and I know there are more transgenders on campus than that...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2024 01:24 PM (7fElN)

67 The Battle of the Tampon

-------------

That's a Lord of The Rings reference, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 29, 2024 01:24 PM (HnhSe)

68 You're not allowed to hit someone during a revolution!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

I would expected ‘ No fighting in the War Room’ from you.

Posted by: polynikes at March 29, 2024 01:24 PM (MNhXM)

69 Afternoon Ace. I recommend clubbing the little darlings like baby fur seals. Changing tampons should be the least of their problems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 29, 2024 01:24 PM (/Qymv)

70 Real "civil disobedience" meant taking the consequences for the action. Hell, part of the *point* was to take the consequences. These babies want 'room to destroy' but to have no negative consequences at all.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2024 01:24 PM (XjtdB)

71 Soylent Soi

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2024 01:24 PM (J0Fdh)

72 68 You're not allowed to hit someone during a revolution!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

I would expected ‘ No fighting in the War Room’ from you.
Posted by: polynikes at March 29, 2024 01:24 PM (MNhXM)

========

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

73 Everyone called ME a whiner.
Posted by: Jay Cutler at March 29, 2024 01:19 PM

Because you are, pussboy.

You came out of a playoff game because you got an owie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

74 Playtex Ridge. I was there man!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:25 PM (OeXGF)

75 On a side note, do kids say d'uh these days?
____

No, that would be making fun of retards, oops! I mean the "r-word"*.

* a millennial had to explain to me what she was talking about when she said that some jerk kept saying the r-word at work. I had no idea.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 29, 2024 01:26 PM (fs1hN)

76 Someone in the crowd listening to that fat f*ck talk should've yelled out "MIX IN A SALAD you COW!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

77 Lord of the Rings?

Kotex Deep?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2024 01:26 PM (J0Fdh)

78 21-hour sit-in ... ROFL

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 01:26 PM (RHGPo)

79 Playtex Ridge. I was there man!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:25 PM (OeXGF)

Hah, Good one.

Posted by: polynikes at March 29, 2024 01:26 PM (MNhXM)

80
Where have you gone Mike Rowe?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 29, 2024 01:26 PM (a3Q+t)

81 You mean she wasn't packing an extra tampon for emergencies?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2024 01:17 PM (J0Fdh)

And why couldn't she change right there in the office. I'm sure all those woke males would kindly look away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2024 01:26 PM (tkR6S)

82 "To be all in for killing Jews, sometimes the tampon must moulder."

-- Shih Tzu, The Art of War

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 29, 2024 01:26 PM (nOjd9)

83 Playtex Ridge. I was there man!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:25 PM (OeXGF)

Well, at least we're past the times where the scrunt would've removed the thing and threw it at the police.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

84 Too many parents didn't tell these children "no" when it would have been useful when they were growing up. Unfortunately not enough of these parents will wake up to the mistakes they've made and attempt to rectify by cutting them off financially.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 29, 2024 01:23 PM (fs1hN)

These are the sorts of people who wind up in high level positions in the government. Considering the state of our nation, it's not just their parents making those mistakes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:27 PM (zhLdt)

85 They missed a perfect chance to recreate one of the greatest scenes in all of movies.

Get up, lock the door and say, "Now, yous can't leave."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 29, 2024 01:27 PM (KbCG3)

86 Who are the masks for?
They don't increase your believeablity or make you more fuckable unless it's kinky nurse time.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 29, 2024 01:27 PM (J8LnB)

87 76 Someone in the crowd listening to that fat f*ck talk should've yelled out "MIX IN A SALAD you COW!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

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Salad? With ranch dressing? And an entire chicken? And chips? And bacon bits? And two slices of Texas toast?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

88 The people who say, "you're on the wrong side of history!" all have a history that includes:
Pol Pot
Mao
Hamas
And millions and millions murdered by their Right Side of History government.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 29, 2024 01:27 PM (yikga)

89 Joe Biden being a big part of the civil rights movement probably has some thoughts about this brave sit in...
similar to the one that killed his son Beau...

Posted by: Inogame at March 29, 2024 01:27 PM (53oGX)

90 I like him posing with his hand on his hip. It's a real Power Stance for Heterosexual Men.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM

My first impression of the still___ was that he (am I "misgendering" xhim?) was not unfamiliar with the taste of penis.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 29, 2024 01:27 PM (pJWtt)

91 They certainly supplied the "red meat" here

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 01:27 PM (RHGPo)

92 I would expected ‘ No fighting in the War Room’ from you.
Posted by: polynikes at March 29, 2024 01:24 PM (MNhXM)

He'll see the Big Board!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 29, 2024 01:28 PM (ufFY8)

93 Cowgirl ridin' into Rock Ridge to save the benighted town-folk on a cotton pony, gettin' reckt.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 29, 2024 01:28 PM (2+edp)

94 88 The people who say, "you're on the wrong side of history!" all have a history that includes:
Pol Pot
Mao
Hamas
And millions and millions murdered by their Right Side of History government.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 29, 2024 01:27 PM (yikga)

=======

All of those communist regimes that murdered millions weren't actually communist. They became right wing fascist.

It's really the fault of Frederich Hayek and Thomas Sowell when you think about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

95 Salad? With ranch dressing? And an entire chicken? And chips? And bacon bits? And two slices of Texas toast?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

To be fair , lettuce is just a vehicle to put dressing and other condiments on .

Posted by: polynikes at March 29, 2024 01:28 PM (MNhXM)

96 I would like to believe that Vanderbilt actually *did* trap them. I.e., lured the nutjob lefties into the building, slammed the door on them, then banned the 'trapped' wokers from the campus.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2024 01:28 PM (XeU6L)

97 I don't feel so fresh.

Posted by: Vandy Woke Princess at March 29, 2024 01:28 PM (4I/2K)

98 I've been at my university for over 30 years now (first as a student, then as an employee).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2024 01:24 PM (7fElN)

Good thing you clarified that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:28 PM (zhLdt)

99 Oh, that studly young man is going to have so much meat in his mouth, they're going to call him the bath house cannibal.

Trans woman will have their hairy shanks aquiver when than young scholar strides into the ladies locker room.

Hold on to those lady d*cks, here comes the knob-goblin.

ect.

Posted by: Nelly at March 29, 2024 01:28 PM (Bm3Co)

100 And a tampon needs be in for well over several hours to be of any danger. We've pulled out tampons that have been stuck and forgotten for over a week without the patient getting TSS.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2024 01:29 PM (dCMcd)

101 That college broad is a lazy dumbass. She could have pulled the plug and painted the office red...no heart.

Posted by: DOYLE at March 29, 2024 01:29 PM (Z8Yh2)

102 -- One of these Maoists had a HEALTH EMERGENCY so profound that she had her friend call 9-1-1. --

We're into the "You can't make this stuff up" zone. No one would have believed that story ten years ago, but I, skeptical of virtually everything I read and hear, have no trouble believing it as stated.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at March 29, 2024 01:29 PM (Nmmyc)

103 There are protesters outside where Clinton, Obama, and Biden are meeting, on the Israel-Gaza situation. Will these same
protesters be out there at the republican convention, or at CPAC conventions?

Of course not! Because Trump winning helps the Gazans! Because Biden is EVIL!!!!! (Those folks are seriously deranged).

Scratch the surface and they are Hamas supporters who do not care about Gazans at all.

I might be one of the protesters and i am not supporting Hamas.

Then you might be violating our TOS, which says "Support Democratic Nominees" I.E. BIDEN. Are you saying you are protesting Biden?

who are you to say that i cannot protest. I bet President Biden would not mind my protest. President Biden is the rare politician who is willing to change his mind. So there’s hope.

I went to the one in Denver with my granddaughter. I support a ceasefire and an end to the slaughter of civilians. Lumping all anti war protesters as Hamas supporters is BS.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 29, 2024 01:29 PM (ycI94)

104 This is an outrage !

Posted by: Jake Tampon Tapper at March 29, 2024 01:29 PM (NtVYv)

105 I watched that yesterday and I laughed until I wheezed. I was stupid at that age, but not THAT stupid.

Posted by: huerfano at March 29, 2024 01:29 PM (VGOMa)

106 And a tampon needs be in for well over several hours to be of any danger. We've pulled out tampons that have been stuck and forgotten for over a week without the patient getting TSS.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2024 01:29 PM (dCMcd)

There has to be an app for this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 29, 2024 01:29 PM (nOjd9)

107 >>> I like him posing with his hand on his hip.
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Nothing says faggot Arafat lover like a keffiyeh shawl.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 29, 2024 01:29 PM (XOzuR)

108 And a tampon needs be in for well over several hours to be of any danger. We've pulled out tampons that have been stuck and forgotten for over a week without the patient getting TSS.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2024 01:29 PM

Thanks for the mouth barf.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:29 PM (OeXGF)

109 I do need my teabag, you know!

Posted by: Dracula at March 29, 2024 01:29 PM (a3Q+t)

110 95 To be fair , lettuce is just a vehicle to put dressing and other condiments on .
Posted by: polynikes at March 29, 2024 01:28 PM (MNhXM)

=======

"False. 2 week old lettuce is all growing children need to eat for lunch."
-Michelle Obama

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:30 PM (GBKbO)

111 And why couldn't she change right there in the office. I'm sure all those woke males would kindly look away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2024 01:26 PM (tkR6S)

Could have got one from the men's room.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 29, 2024 01:30 PM (ufFY8)

112 "She does not feel safe" ...

... I don't care

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 01:30 PM (RHGPo)

113 You mean she wasn't packing an extra tampon for emergencies?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2024 01:17 PM (J0Fdh)

why should she, she could always get one from the nearest men's bathroom.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2024 01:30 PM (D7oie)

114 Oh, you took over my office and now you think I'm trapped in here with you?
*locks door*
No, now you're trapped in here with me....

Posted by: PabloD at March 29, 2024 01:30 PM (qwNY6)

115 So Vanderbilt really is the “Harvard of the South” complete with asshoe, whinny, piss-ant students. Sad.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 29, 2024 01:30 PM (o5xMZ)

116 Please explain why they all wear masks?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2024 01:20 PM (dCMcd)

Same reason their forebears in the KKK wore them.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 01:30 PM (Ln2XA)

117 * a millennial had to explain to me what she was talking about when she said that some jerk kept saying the r-word at work. I had no idea.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 29, 2024 01:26 PM (fs1hN)

I would ask if you remarked "wow, you are really gay" but chances are...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:30 PM (zhLdt)

118 It's funny but also a bit disturbing how effeminate Gen Z boys are by and large. It's as though they grew up thinking (or being taught) the way homosexual men act is something to emulate to be sophisticated or something.

I've seen it even among teens who grew up in the country with very conservative parents, just because all of these trends pass through social media now.

Posted by: brak at March 29, 2024 01:30 PM (AR07F)

119 My ovaries shriveled up and died listening to that dude screeching. I'm embarrassed for him. Not alpha behavior and I wonder what his boyfriend thinks.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2024 01:30 PM (DrNaI)

120 103 I went to the one in Denver with my granddaughter. I support a ceasefire and an end to the slaughter of civilians. Lumping all anti war protesters as Hamas supporters is BS.
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Bets that they have no idea that Gazans are still being polled about their support for the 10/7 attacks?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

121 Fetterman would have trolled them with an Israeli flag.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 29, 2024 01:31 PM (yikga)

122 Of course King of the Hill has an episode on tampons.

Posted by: polynikes at March 29, 2024 01:31 PM (MNhXM)

123 A 21-hour sit-in is almost as funny as the six-hour fasts that the Harvard students were doing.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 29, 2024 01:31 PM (YAtuc)

124 Please explain why they all wear masks?
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2024 01:20 PM (dCMcd)

Violent revolution? Yes please. But always, safety comes first.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 29, 2024 01:31 PM (nOjd9)

125 Oh? Are we allowed to "occupy" places to protest now?

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 01:31 PM (Ln2XA)

126 Howdy Ace, Horde. It's a little after noon here in Texas.

Meanwhile, 2,000 years ago or so, the noonday sun hides its face over Golgotha.

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 29, 2024 01:31 PM (JcnCJ)

127 You Vandy girls got tampon issues, call King Charles, he's a tampon man

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 29, 2024 01:31 PM (/Qymv)

128 We've pulled out tampons that have been stuck and forgotten for over a week without the patient getting TSS.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2024 01:29 PM (dCMcd)

Ugh.
I didn't need that.

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 29, 2024 01:31 PM (ufFY8)

129 Most of the toxic shock cases were from a brand that used rayon in the pad. I think they stopped using it a long time ago.

And there are still pads, aka sanitary napkins. She could have used that instead. Not prepared

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 29, 2024 01:31 PM (yeEu9)

130 21-hour sit-in ... ROFL
Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 01:26 PM (RHGPo)

Like the "hunger" strikes where 24 people get together and each vows to not eat during a specific 60 minute period... unless they get really hungry.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:32 PM (zhLdt)

131 Kinky!

Posted by: Prince Charles at March 29, 2024 01:32 PM (OeXGF)

132 King of the Hill also has multiple episodes on student protests and sit ins.

Posted by: polynikes at March 29, 2024 01:32 PM (MNhXM)

133 Every professor at Vanderbilt should be arrested for producing such painfully stupid young adults.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 29, 2024 01:32 PM (5jPmg)

134 Being that some people who menstruate and use tampons are Jews, we recognize this post as being anti-semitic, and you need to pay.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's Lawyer at March 29, 2024 01:32 PM (Zz86T)

135 It was worse that 9/11 and Antietam combined
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 29, 2024 01:23 PM (ZV+pB)
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Bobby Lee didn't have 737s at Antietam.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 29, 2024 01:32 PM (DeFcY)

136 Cadbury Tells Stores Renaming ‘Easter Eggs’ as ‘Gesture Eggs’ To Remove The Displays, Stores Comply

There is nothing to be gained by marketing to a vanishingly small segment of the population, and apparently Cadbury got the message.

Shame on @CadburyUK It was bad enough when they shrunk to half their original size (while charging the same!), but this is just outrageous. Companies need to stop crapping on 98% of their customer base to appease the other 2%.

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 01:32 PM (RHGPo)

137 And why couldn't she change right there in the office. I'm sure all those woke males would kindly look away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2024 01:26 PM (tkR6S)

At least one of them would have shrilly shrieked that this is why they only suck cock.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:33 PM (zhLdt)

138 You don't have to wait until June 21st to enjoy one, you know.

Posted by: Summer's Eve at March 29, 2024 01:33 PM (a3Q+t)

139 135 It was worse that 9/11 and Antietam combined
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 29, 2024 01:23 PM (ZV+pB)
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Bobby Lee didn't have 737s at Antietam.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 29, 2024 01:32 PM (DeFcY)

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He did. He just held them in reserve.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:33 PM (GBKbO)

140 We've pulled out tampons that have been stuck and forgotten for over a week without the patient getting TSS.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2024 01:29 PM (dCMcd)
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A little TMI for those of us not in the medical profession...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2024 01:33 PM (7fElN)

141 127 You Vandy girls got tampon issues, call King Charles, he's a tampon man
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 29, 2024 01:31 PM (/Qymv)

I can hear Jim Morrison singing that song now.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2024 01:33 PM (DrNaI)

142 Could the chick have just gone into the mens room and got a tampon out of the vending machine?

Posted by: polynikes at March 29, 2024 01:33 PM (MNhXM)

143 Battle of New Orleans > Battle of the Tampon

In 2024 we took a little trip
But a tampon tripped me up
'Cos I was worried 'bout a drip

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at March 29, 2024 01:33 PM (pzNZT)

144 I was struck by the girl saying they "pay 85K a year!" for the building they were fussing in--no you don't. And maybe your parents don't either. If you're a DEI-admit on a fed-backed student loan for Grievance Studies, I'M going to be paying for it you mewling quim.

Posted by: barbarausa at March 29, 2024 01:33 PM (enw9G)

145 119 My ovaries shriveled up and died listening to that dude screeching. I'm embarrassed for him. Not alpha behavior and I wonder what his boyfriend thinks.
Posted by: CaliGirl

He's so CUTE when he tries to be political. I'm gonna pound his tight little ass extra hard tonight!

Posted by: David Hogg at March 29, 2024 01:34 PM (ycI94)

146 You mean she wasn't packing an extra tampon for emergencies?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2024 01:17 PM (J0Fdh)

This.

And toxic shock syndrome? I highly doubt it.

Pretty sure the only risk would be bleeding all over the place.

Sanitary issue, maybe. But EMERGENCY?!

A disgrace to all vaginated persons.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at March 29, 2024 01:34 PM (JCLJi)

147 Shame on @CadburyUK It was bad enough when they shrunk to half their original size (while charging the same!), but this is just outrageous. Companies need to stop crapping on 98% of their customer base to appease the other 2%.
Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 01:32 PM

No, I like that they are doing it. They deserve to go out of business and be mocked by the sane.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:34 PM (OeXGF)

148 83 Playtex Ridge. I was there man!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:25 PM (OeXGF)

Ahhhh, yes; during the Tit Offensive.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 29, 2024 01:34 PM (wtvvX)

149 "Murder By Tampon" sounds like a horrible way to go.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 29, 2024 01:34 PM (eYF7X)

150 >67 The Battle of the Tampon

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That's a Lord of The Rings reference, amirite?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 29, 2024 01:24 PM (HnhSe)

Indeed. One tampon to rule them all.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 29, 2024 01:34 PM (sjdRT)

151 He's so CUTE when he tries to be political. I'm gonna pound his tight little ass extra hard tonight!
Posted by: David Hogg at March 29, 2024 01:34 PM (ycI94)

Needledick says what?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

152 Plus I didn't get to pee all day, I could get ural mysitisis poisonong and DIE!
Fag protester

Posted by: steevy at March 29, 2024 01:35 PM (FQmDC)

153 So brave.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2024 01:35 PM (NpAcC)

154 >>> 139 135 It was worse that 9/11 and Antietam combined
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 29, 2024 01:23 PM (ZV+pB)
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Bobby Lee didn't have 737s at Antietam.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 29, 2024 01:32 PM (DeFcY)

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He did. He just held them in reserve.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:33 PM (GBKbO)

Abe Lincoln talked about it when he gave his Scranton Address on TV.

Posted by: Brandon at March 29, 2024 01:35 PM (llON8)

155 Tampon
Tampoff

The Tapper

Posted by: Jake Tampon Tapper at March 29, 2024 01:35 PM (NtVYv)

156 Marxist Seminaries are working

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2024 01:35 PM (fwDg9)

157 I would ask if you remarked "wow, you are really gay" but chances are...
____

I almost replied "that's retarded". But my wife and her friends were there and I decided it wasn't worth it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 29, 2024 01:35 PM (fs1hN)

158 After 21 hours the 3 day deodorant is beginning to be tested.

Posted by: fd at March 29, 2024 01:35 PM (ArbhN)

159 he's a tampon man
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 29, 2024 01:31 PM (/Qymv)

I think that The Doors did that song.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at March 29, 2024 01:35 PM (xPJvm)

160 Where have you gone Mike Rowe?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 29, 2024 01:26 PM (a3Q+t)

He runs a foundation called Mike Rowe Works foundation that among other things gives out scholarships in trades, he lectures on working in the trades, and he also has a podcast The Way I Heard It. He had Bill Whittel on about his documentary on Kolyma labor camp earlier this month

One day he will have John Cena on as a guest, they will compete to see who has the deeper voice, and I will shit myself from all the infrasonics

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2024 01:36 PM (D7oie)

161 You know what would be hilarious?

If the chick who needed the tampon was actually a dude pretending to be a chick.

I totally expected that to be the punchline. Disappointing.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 29, 2024 01:36 PM (2ocoG)

162 What a buncha British meatballs.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 29, 2024 01:13 PM (/QIWP)

Kids won't like them if they are spicy.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 29, 2024 01:16 PM (aD39U)

Reminds me of a good joke / observation:

The british: We conquered 1/4 of the world in a search for spices

The world: Why? you don't use them....

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 29, 2024 01:36 PM (bving)

163 ... and that the police's refusal to respect her TAMPON RIGHTS was tantamount to killing her.

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Little known fact: the Proposed 13th Amendment in the original Bill of Rights -- and subsequently rejected by the white cisheteropatriarchy oppressor -- protected the right to keep & bear bloody tampons.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 29, 2024 01:36 PM (FEBZ8)

164 The New York Times is under fire for an Instagram post suggesting viral video of women reporting being randomly punched on the streets might be “stoking anxiety” about crime in the Big Apple — a take which dozens of commenters viewed as sexist.

The post shared on the @nytstyle Instagram Thursday afternoon linked to an article about the recent spate of videos from young female TikTokkers sharing similar stories of men punching them in the face on the sidewalk.

Readers, however, were quick to accuse the Gray Lady of taking a dismissive and misogynistic view of the incidents, and even gaslighting the assault victims.

“Why aren’t you calling it what it [is]: violent misogynistic attacks by men against women,” demanded one user, who also referred to the post as a “sexist dog whistle.”

“Women are not ~getting punched~ … men are assaulting women,” TV chef Roonam Ribadia commented.

“’Men are Randomly Punching Women in the Face’ @nytstyle That’s the lede here… stop gaslighting women,” another person wrote.

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 01:36 PM (RHGPo)

165 heeelllllp meeeeeeee

Posted by: Vandy Princess' tampon at March 29, 2024 01:36 PM (llON8)

166 Someday that sad girlish poofter is going to be telling his grand-nephews about the pivotal role he played in the Affair of the Tampon. The biggest day of his stupid little life.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 29, 2024 01:36 PM (nOjd9)

167 "They're thinking as individuals and we're thinking as a collective"

in other words, we're communists

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 29, 2024 01:36 PM (5jPmg)

168 Shame on @CadburyUK It was bad enough when they shrunk to half their original size (while charging the same!),

See folks, this is the shrinkflation I'm talking about! Greedy companies trying to put corporate profits over us, the consumer! And Cadbury has the audacity to not even use free range rabbits to lay those eggs!

Posted by: Resident Biden at March 29, 2024 01:36 PM (ycI94)

169 Lord I was born a Tampax man, tryin to stop the bleeding and doin the best I can..when it's time for bleedin, I hope you'll understand,,that I was born

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:36 PM (OeXGF)

170 A HEALTH EMERGENCY? Well, I guess a change of a rag maintains health...

The use of "health" instead of "medical" is annoying. Health is one thing. Like "health care". I cannot get this "health care" thing because I have no health for which to care.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 29, 2024 01:36 PM (8sMut)

171 who are you to say that i cannot protest. I bet President Biden would not mind my protest. President Biden is the rare politician who is willing to change his mind. So there’s hope.

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You need to HAVE a mind before you can CHANGE a mind...FJB has always been a brain-dead stooge for other people with no original thoughts of his own.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM (7fElN)

172 Of course the all have covid masks on.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM (OiAR7)

173 Obama's mother's march on Selma led to his birth in 1961 and his uncle liberated Auschwitz with the Soviets.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM (Ln2XA)

174 My ovaries shriveled up and died listening to that dude screeching. I'm embarrassed for him. Not alpha behavior and I wonder what his boyfriend thinks.
Posted by: CaliGirl

"Dude. How do you keep from choking on the pubes?!?"

Posted by: A Voice In the Crowd at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

175 164 “Why aren’t you calling it what it [is]: violent misogynistic attacks by men against women,” demanded one user, who also referred to the post as a “sexist dog whistle.”

“Women are not ~getting punched~ … men are assaulting women,” TV chef Roonam Ribadia commented.

“’Men are Randomly Punching Women in the Face’ @nytstyle That’s the lede here… stop gaslighting women,” another person wrote.
Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 01:36 PM (RHGPo)

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I suspect most of the men are of the protected classes and most of the women are not.

Anything an oppressed person does against an oppressor is justified and moral.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

176 What did women use before tampons ?

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM (T4tVD)

177 THE DEADLY TAMPON

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM (wkyL2)

178
“’Men are Randomly Punching Women in the Face’ @nytstyle That’s the lede here… stop gaslighting women,” another person wrote.
Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 01:36 PM (RHGPo)

Tampon girl needs it

Posted by: Jake Tampon Tapper at March 29, 2024 01:38 PM (NtVYv)

179 167 "They're thinking as individuals and we're thinking as a collective"

in other words, we're communists
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 29, 2024 01:36 PM (5jPmg)

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"Also, we don't think for ourselves."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

180 They violated her 26th Amendment rights. You know, the one that says if you are on the rag all of your crimes are forgiven.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 29, 2024 01:38 PM (5jPmg)

181 Obama's mother's march on Selma led to his birth in 1961 and his uncle liberated Auschwitz with the Soviets.
Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM (Ln2XA)

True story! I was there. Saw it all happen. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

182 Where were you
when she needed a tampon?
...

Posted by: Alan Jackson at March 29, 2024 01:38 PM (snyZJ)

183 What did women use before tampons ?
Posted by: JT at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM (T4tVD)

Wine corks

Posted by: Jake Tampon Tapper at March 29, 2024 01:38 PM (NtVYv)

184 You mean she wasn't packing an extra tampon for emergencies?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 29, 2024 01:17 PM (J0Fdh)

Medic!!
Posted by: Vandy Woke Princess at March 29, 2024 01:19 PM (4I/2K)

sorry, i'm short handed right now ...

-- Kenosha Anti-Fa "Medic"

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 29, 2024 01:38 PM (bving)

185 "They're thinking as individuals and we're thinking as a collective"

in other words, we're communists
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 29, 2024 01:36 PM (5jPmg)
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What happens when tampons are banned in their glorious workers' paradise in favor of a cheaper, worse alternative?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2024 01:38 PM (7fElN)

186 What did women use before tampons ?
Posted by: JT at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM

Peeps.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:38 PM (OeXGF)

187 129 Most of the toxic shock cases were from a brand that used rayon in the pad. I think they stopped using it a long time ago.

And there are still pads, aka sanitary napkins. She could have used that instead. Not prepared
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 29, 2024 01:31 PM (yeEu9)

You know... it could have been a heavy flow day... show some empathy for the stuggle.

Posted by: Inogame at March 29, 2024 01:38 PM (53oGX)

188 176 What did women use before tampons ?
Posted by: JT at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM (T4tVD)
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A rag?

Posted by: Alan Jackson at March 29, 2024 01:39 PM (snyZJ)

189 False nood. I repeat, there is no nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 29, 2024 01:39 PM (daqPs)

190 What did women use before tampons ?
Posted by: JT at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM (T4tVD)

Shame.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

191 We've pulled out tampons that have been stuck and forgotten for over a week without the patient getting TSS.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2024 01:29 PM (dCMcd)

Has anyone every explained the concept of TMI?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:39 PM (zhLdt)

192 176 What did women use before tampons ?

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM

A mixture of tar pitch, pine needles, berries and pine cones to make a natural barrier.

Posted by: Mother Earth Gaia at March 29, 2024 01:39 PM (+oR7L)

193 *uptwinkles*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 29, 2024 01:39 PM (Wnv9h)

194 And it was a heavy day, too. I just wanted to go horseback riding.

Posted by: Vandy Woke Princess at March 29, 2024 01:39 PM (4I/2K)

195
Peeps.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:38 PM (OeXGF)

So THAT'S how they make the Hot Tamale Peeps.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

196 Iirc, the natives would use certain kinds of moss.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 29, 2024 01:40 PM (daqPs)

197 Vandy police got takeout from Panera, but the administration didn't get enough for everyone, so it turned into a hunger strike with peeing in water bottles and no tampon changing.

Posted by: huerfano at March 29, 2024 01:40 PM (VGOMa)

198 Of course the all have covid masks on.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM

Real rebels, fighting the man!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:40 PM (OeXGF)

199 The Trouble With Tampons

Wasn't that a Star Trek episode

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 29, 2024 01:40 PM (NtVYv)

200 False nood. I repeat, there is no nood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 29, 2024 01:39 PM

No noods is good noods.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 29, 2024 01:40 PM (Wnv9h)

201 What did women use before tampons ?

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM
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Cherokee hair.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 29, 2024 01:40 PM (DeFcY)

202 That college broad is a lazy dumbass. She could have pulled the plug and painted the office red...no heart.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 29, 2024 01:29 PM (Z8Yh2)

She was just larping concern. The rest of her cabal will be forced to kill her for her weakness now. Assuming they can find a member who won't faint at the sight of blood.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:40 PM (zhLdt)

203 128 We've pulled out tampons that have been stuck and forgotten for over a week without the patient getting TSS.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2024 01:29 PM (dCMcd)

Had a friend who interned at an OBGYN.

Said they had a patient who had gotten a tampon stuck for awhile. When they pulled it out, the smell was so bad they had to close the office for the day.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 29, 2024 01:40 PM (KbCG3)

204 >>>What did women use before tampons ?
Posted by: JT at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM (T4tVD)
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Pretty sure is wasn’t river otters.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 29, 2024 01:40 PM (o5xMZ)

205 Damn, nurse.

Dear Lord.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 29, 2024 01:40 PM (daqPs)

206 "What did women use before tampons ?
Posted by: JT"

Penguins.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 29, 2024 01:41 PM (ArbhN)

207 Should have added vinegar to the water cannons.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:41 PM (OeXGF)

208 >>> 200 False nood. I repeat, there is no nood.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 29, 2024 01:39 PM

No noods is good noods.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 29, 2024 01:40 PM (Wnv9h)

I
see
NO
noods!!!

Posted by: Jean-Luc Picard at March 29, 2024 01:41 PM (llON8)

209 Q) How do you stop these morons and their idiot protest?
A) Tampon it

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 29, 2024 01:41 PM (N39Ws)

210 The post shared on the @nytstyle Instagram Thursday afternoon linked to an article about the recent spate of videos from young female TikTokkers sharing similar stories of men punching them in the face on the sidewalk.

They keep posting about how men are terrible for not helping them when this happens, getting a picture of Daniel Penny in reply, and then screeching that he's racist and it would be (D)ifferent if men helped them.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 29, 2024 01:41 PM (2ocoG)

211 What did women use before tampons ?
Posted by: JT at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM

Beavers, duh!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:42 PM (OeXGF)

212 I guess it's shark week all the time at this "university". I hate these kids and would love to see them doing manual labor to teach them about life and just how fortunate they are.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2024 01:42 PM (DrNaI)

213 Could the chick have just gone into the mens room and got a tampon out of the vending machine?
Posted by: polynikes at March 29, 2024 01:33 PM (MNhXM)

LOL nice

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 01:42 PM (Ln2XA)

214 Of all of the institutions that were built on slavery shouldn't Vanderbilt University be ranked #1. Why aren't they protesting that?

BTW where is Anderson Cooper, he is a Vanderbilt right? Nobody lectures us more about white privilege than that douche nozzle.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 29, 2024 01:42 PM (5jPmg)

215 Nashville is lost. As is Memphis, Knoxville and Chattanooga.

Now if they tried this shit 10 miles out of any of those towns. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 29, 2024 01:42 PM (WXNFJ)

216 The epitome of parental failure, right there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

217
201 What did women use before tampons ?

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM

We call them tea bags.

Posted by: Vampires at March 29, 2024 01:42 PM (+oR7L)

218 I just had it stuffed!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM (daqPs)

219 There seems to be a hole in this story

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM (NtVYv)

220 Someone in the crowd listening to that fat f*ck talk should've yelled out "MIX IN A SALAD you COW!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

need the chant:

You fat bastard
You fat Bastard
Who ate all the PIES!!!

*singing* Ohh, she's never seen a salad...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM (bving)

221 60 Too many parents didn't tell these children "no" when it would have been useful when they were growing up. Unfortunately not enough of these parents will wake up to the mistakes they've made and attempt to rectify by cutting them off financially.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 29, 2024 01:23 PM (fs1hN)

So you have been to the HS where I taught?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM (8sMut)

222 Isn't false calling to 911 a crime?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

223 Wait, why would they need the help of a man? All the movies and tv shows tell me women can kick men's asses with ease.

Posted by: steevy at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM (FQmDC)

224 Why would a dude randomly punch a chick? I don't understand the appeal. Punching your girlfriend/wife makes way more sense in theory. I don't get it.

Posted by: DOYLE at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM (Z8Yh2)

225 It's funny but also a bit disturbing how effeminate Gen Z boys are by and large. It's as though they grew up thinking (or being taught) the way homosexual men act is something to emulate to be sophisticated or something.

I've seen it even among teens who grew up in the country with very conservative parents, just because all of these trends pass through social media now.
Posted by: brak at March 29, 2024 01:30 PM (AR07F)

It has been theorized that it's caused, in some part, by the excess estrogen in the water supply.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM (zhLdt)

226 The FBI is still trending on X.

FBI Shows Up at Woman’s House Over Memes Criticizing Joe Biden, Refuse to Show ID

https://tinyurl.com/yn9fx4sb

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM (NpAcC)

227 She get stiff
When they sniff
But the dogs
They just go "Riff!"
When the end of the month rolls around

Oh hi hi hey
Whatcha got to say?
Shout out your orders loud and clear

We've got super, regular and large
we've got rags to fit a barge
as the end of the month rolls around

Posted by: John Valby at March 29, 2024 01:44 PM (4I/2K)

228 “Women are not ~getting punched~ … men are assaulting women,” TV chef Roonam Ribadia commented.

“’Men are Randomly Punching Women in the Face’ @nytstyle That’s the lede here… stop gaslighting women,” another person wrote.
Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 01:36 PM (RHGPo)

Why am I thinking that this whole thing is staged? If I were the kind of person who got his jollies by punching random women in the face, I'd be making damned sure there were no cameras rolling when I did it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2024 01:44 PM (tkR6S)

229
Now if they tried this shit 10 miles out of any of those towns. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 29, 2024 01:42 PM (WXNFJ)

Seems there's a song out there about that.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

230 228 Why am I thinking that this whole thing is staged? If I were the kind of person who got his jollies by punching random women in the face, I'd be making damned sure there were no cameras rolling when I did it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2024 01:44 PM (tkR6S)

=======

Because you think about consequences.

Many criminals do not.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

231
What's the opposite of a sausage fest? A clam bake?

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 29, 2024 01:44 PM (+oR7L)

232 >>> 222 Isn't false calling to 911 a crime?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

Are you a commie swatting someone, or a mostly normal person?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 29, 2024 01:45 PM (llON8)

233 BTW where is Anderson Cooper, he is a Vanderbilt right? Nobody lectures us more about white privilege than that douche nozzle.
____

He's so white, they stood him at the window on the top floor of his beach house during a blackout in order to warn ships that they were close to shore.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 29, 2024 01:45 PM (fs1hN)

234 Low testosterone, low sperm count. Weak grip strength. Soy boys.

Posted by: steevy at March 29, 2024 01:45 PM (FQmDC)

235 >>> 224 Why would a dude randomly punch a chick? I don't understand the appeal. Punching your girlfriend/wife makes way more sense in theory. I don't get it.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM (Z8Yh2)

Hi.

Posted by: knockout game at March 29, 2024 01:45 PM (llON8)

236 What did women use before tampons ?
Posted by: JT at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM

Cork?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 29, 2024 01:45 PM (eYF7X)

237 somebody beat me to it:

https://tinyurl.com/47wk3ycv

Posted by: barbarausa at March 29, 2024 01:45 PM (enw9G)

238
It has been theorized that it's caused, in some part, by the excess estrogen in the water supply.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM (zhLdt)

And raised by single mothers, so no male influence and the only thing they know is priss.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

239 >>It has been theorized that it's caused, in some part, by the excess estrogen in the water supply.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM

I think it's from having two mommies.

Posted by: huerfano at March 29, 2024 01:46 PM (VGOMa)

240 Vanderbuilt should have expelled all of them and had the police them all for trespassing.

Posted by: vic at March 29, 2024 01:46 PM (A5THL)

241 What happens when tampons are banned in their glorious workers' paradise in favor of a cheaper, worse alternative?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2024 01:38 PM (7fElN)

Or when a box of Victory Tampons gets a reduction in price to $20 from $10? Doubleplusgood.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 29, 2024 01:46 PM (8sMut)

242 Cadbury Tells Stores Renaming ‘Easter Eggs’ as ‘Gesture Eggs’ To Remove The Displays, Stores Comply

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 01:32 PM (RHGPo)

You have to admit, Christ being crucified and rising from the dead was a heck of a gesture.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:46 PM (zhLdt)

243 206 "What did women use before tampons ?

---

I don't know, but they waited for a man to invent it, then bitched him out for not making it good enough, or coming up with the idea sooner

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 29, 2024 01:46 PM (5jPmg)

244 Tampon up solid!

Posted by: Dan rather at March 29, 2024 01:47 PM (OiAR7)

245 >>> 223 Wait, why would they need the help of a man? All the movies and tv shows tell me women can kick men's asses with ease.
Posted by: steevy at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM (FQmDC)

Now I want to respond to those ninnies with clips from say, Captain Marvel, or Firefly, or...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 29, 2024 01:47 PM (llON8)

246 236 What did women use before tampons ?
Posted by: JT at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM

Sponge!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 29, 2024 01:47 PM (wtvvX)

247 I generally don't approve of these sorts of methods but these jagoffs should be lassoed with det cord and then sploded.

Posted by: They're worthless wastes of flesh anyway at March 29, 2024 01:47 PM (tczCu)

248 Vanderbuilt should have expelled all of them and had the police "arrest" them all for trespassing.
Posted by: vic at March 29, 2024 01:46 PM (A5THL)

In a normal world......

and corrected.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

249 I read that first word as MOIST students . ( actually better than maoist !!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Zindash at March 29, 2024 01:47 PM (Vuz7e)

250 That post from the Irving City Council meeting was solid.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at March 29, 2024 01:47 PM (zdYK9)

251 Has anyone every explained the concept of TMI?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at

The shrieking hag was proclaiming a danger that wasn't there. I just wanted to clarify that she was at no risk.

Sorry. Medical stuff can be gross.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2024 01:47 PM (asZ+E)

252 It has been theorized that it's caused, in some part, by the excess estrogen in the water supply.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM (zhLdt)

It's easier to point at that (doubt it) than at the lack of fathers in the home.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 29, 2024 01:48 PM (8sMut)

253 Suspend all college students. Jail all the employees. Life sentences. Expropriate all their property. Expropriate the campus and endowments.

Bury it all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2024 01:48 PM (0FoWg)

254 It's funny but also a bit disturbing how effeminate Gen Z boys are by and large. It's as though they grew up thinking (or being taught) the way homosexual men act is something to emulate to be sophisticated or something.

I've seen it even among teens who grew up in the country with very conservative parents, just because all of these trends pass through social media now.
Posted by: brak at March 29, 2024 01:30 PM

The younger singer songwriter soys all sound like effeminate wimps. Go listen to almost any new white guy with a guitar soy and you'll want to beat them with it like Belushi in Animal House.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:48 PM (OeXGF)

255 253 Suspend all college students. Jail all the employees. Life sentences. Expropriate all their property. Expropriate the campus and endowments.

Bury it all.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2024 01:48 PM (0FoWg)

=======

Burial can be retrieved.

Burning is better.

Fire purifies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

256 Gays are celebrated and revered while men and maleness are vilified and reviled. People generally want to be celebrated so they will act in the way that makes them popular.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 01:48 PM (Ln2XA)

257 What did women use before tampons ?
Posted by: JT

Sponge!
Posted by: Tex Lovera

What?
-- Not socking the real Sponge, honest!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 29, 2024 01:48 PM (WXNFJ)

258 >>> 252 It has been theorized that it's caused, in some part, by the excess estrogen in the water supply.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM (zhLdt)

It's easier to point at that (doubt it) than at the lack of fathers in the home.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 29, 2024 01:48 PM (8sMut)

Why not both (or for that matter, several things...)?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 29, 2024 01:49 PM (llON8)

259 Where have you gone Mike Rowe?

You can always enjoy his commercial for the Miracle Boner.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:49 PM (zhLdt)

260 222 Isn't false calling to 911 a crime?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

No intent!

Posted by: James "Too Tall" Comey at March 29, 2024 01:49 PM (53oGX)

261 What did women use before tampons ?
Posted by: JT

Sponge!
Posted by: Tex Lovera

What?
-- Not socking the real Sponge, honest!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 29, 2024 01:48 PM (WXNFJ)

I am not amused.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

262 Fire purifies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

Remind me again who stole fire from Zeus and gave it back to humans? This has been your cheapest attempt to date.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 01:50 PM (Ln2XA)

263 Sorry. Medical stuff can be gross.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2024 01:47 PM (asZ+E)

When I was a medic in the Army, nobody wanted to sit with us in the chow hall (D-FAC for you youngsters) when we talked shop.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at March 29, 2024 01:50 PM (xPJvm)

264 262 Remind me again who stole fire from Zeus and gave it back to humans? This has been your cheapest attempt to date.
Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 01:50 PM (Ln2XA)

=======

I'm pretty sure it was Joe Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

265 252 It has been theorized that it's caused, in some part, by the excess estrogen in the water supply.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM (zhLdt)

It's easier to point at that (doubt it) than at the lack of fathers in the home.
____

I heard the theory that the huge growth in use of hormonal birth control since the 60s increased estrogen in the water supply. I have no idea if this is true, but it seems plausible.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 29, 2024 01:50 PM (fs1hN)

266 >>> 255

=======

Burial can be retrieved.

Burning is better.

Fire purifies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

istr on Supernatural (teewee) they would sometimes behead the critter-of-the-week, salt its body, and *then* burn it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 29, 2024 01:50 PM (llON8)

267 259 Where have you gone Mike Rowe?

You can always enjoy his commercial for the Miracle Boner.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:49 PM (zhLdt)

Is it also called Miracle Grow?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (KbCG3)

268 You know your society is fucked when male traits are only celebrated when present in women and feminine traits when in men.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (Ln2XA)

269 You have to admit, Christ being crucified and rising from the dead was a heck of a gesture.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:46 PM (zhLdt)

I have never understood why this day was referred to as Good Friday. I guess it was good for everyone except the poor dude getting nailed to the cross...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (8sMut)

270 A case of tampons in the attic will be valuable in the burning times.

Posted by: DOYLE at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (Z8Yh2)

271 =======

I'm pretty sure it was Joe Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

In his failed attempt to rescue Beau from his impending peril.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

272 What did women use before tampons ?
-
Remember when Paul wrote about his works without Christ being a dirty rags?

Posted by: Methos at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (Dnobf)

273 265 Some kinds of pollution are sacrosanct....

Posted by: steevy at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (FQmDC)

274 The New York Times is under fire for an Instagram post suggesting viral video of women reporting being randomly punched on the streets might be “stoking anxiety” about crime in the Big Apple — a take which dozens of commenters viewed as sexist.

At least one of the women punched did a follow-on video where she told her viewers to not see this as an indication that there's crime in NYC, or that it was unsafe for women, she just saw it as a right of passage to become a "real" New Yorker.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (zhLdt)

275 A case of tampons in the attic will be valuable in the burning times.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (Z8Yh2)

If Menstruating Break Glass

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

276 What did women use before tampons ?
Posted by: JT at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM (T4tVD)

same thing all the other elephants use, sheep...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (bving)

277 istr on Supernatural (teewee) they would sometimes behead the critter-of-the-week, salt its body, and *then* burn it.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 29, 2024 01:50 PM (llON

Stupidnatural (I hated it, X-Files Lite)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 29, 2024 01:52 PM (8sMut)

278 >>> 262 Fire purifies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

Remind me again who stole fire from Zeus and gave it back to humans? This has been your cheapest attempt to date.
Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 01:50 PM (Ln2XA)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I DIDN'T CATCH THAT UNTIL *YOU* POINTED IT OUT AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHO TO BLAME.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at March 29, 2024 01:52 PM (llON8)

279 If you can't stand to watch those videos, the Free Press digested the exchanges:

--

Thank you

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 29, 2024 01:52 PM (EGSGm)

280

Men: "Send money, guns, and lawyers"

Women: "Send me a case of Pearls!"

Posted by: mrp at March 29, 2024 01:52 PM (rj6Yv)

281 274 At least one of the women punched did a follow-on video where she told her viewers to not see this as an indication that there's crime in NYC, or that it was unsafe for women, she just saw it as a right of passage to become a "real" New Yorker.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (zhLdt)

=======

It really seems increasingly that being a New Yorker is a mental disease.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

282 At least one of the women punched did a follow-on video where she told her viewers to not see this as an indication that there's crime in NYC, or that it was unsafe for women, she just saw it as a right of passage to become a "real" New Yorker.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (zhLdt)

What?
Tell me you made this up.

Posted by: Inogame at March 29, 2024 01:53 PM (53oGX)

283
Is it also called Miracle Grow?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (KbCG3)

Miracle Grow doesn't work.......

Posted by: Jimmy "Dirty Dick" Wilson at March 29, 2024 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

284 I got lead and tampons, what do you need?

Posted by: DOYLE at March 29, 2024 01:53 PM (Z8Yh2)

285 I have never understood why this day was referred to as Good Friday.

------------

Christ made the sacrifice to save humanity today. That's a good day.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at March 29, 2024 01:53 PM (sX1BW)

286 282 At least one of the women punched did a follow-on video where she told her viewers to not see this as an indication that there's crime in NYC, or that it was unsafe for women, she just saw it as a right of passage to become a "real" New Yorker.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (zhLdt)

What?
Tell me you made this up.
Posted by: Inogame at March 29, 2024 01:53 PM (53oGX)

What do you say to the woman with two black eyes?

Welcome to New York. Twice.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 29, 2024 01:54 PM (KbCG3)

287 What happens when tampons are banned in their glorious workers' paradise in favor of a cheaper, worse alternative?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2024 01:38 PM (7fElN)

Dried corn cobs?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:54 PM (zhLdt)

288 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 29, 2024 01:54 PM (KbCG3)

lmao

Posted by: Inogame at March 29, 2024 01:54 PM (53oGX)

289 Read about this sock in the face days ago, thought it was a random one off.

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2024 01:54 PM (fwDg9)

290 You guys remind me when I was with a lot of my friends in a treehouse discussing female biology for the first time.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 29, 2024 01:54 PM (J8LnB)

291 The FBI is still trending on X.

FBI Shows Up at Woman’s House Over Memes Criticizing Joe Biden, Refuse to Show ID

https://tinyurl.com/yn9fx4sb
Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2024 01:43 PM

Stasi. Fuck them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:55 PM (OeXGF)

292 I heard the theory that the huge growth in use of hormonal birth control since the 60s increased estrogen in the water supply. I have no idea if this is true, but it seems plausible.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 29, 2024 01:50 PM (fs1hN)

That would presume the water supply is somehow uniform over the entire nation.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2024 01:55 PM (tkR6S)

293 What did women use before tampons ?
Posted by: JT

Sponge!
Posted by: Tex Lovera

What?
-- Not socking the real Sponge, honest!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 29, 2024 01:48 PM (WXNFJ)

I am not amused.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

if it makes you feel better, i bet we are...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 29, 2024 01:55 PM (bving)

294 >The Battle of the Tampon

proving once again that there is no bottom to how ridiculous people can be

and what is with this weird obsession/exhibitionism these lefty women have with menstruation?

I'm glad I avoid people

Posted by: Don Black at March 29, 2024 01:56 PM (oCjPU)

295 You don't have to let them in whether they identify or not unless they have a warrant.

Posted by: steevy at March 29, 2024 01:56 PM (FQmDC)

296
if it makes you feel better, i bet we are...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 29, 2024 01:55 PM (bving)

The things I won't do for my fellow man.......

Posted by: Jimmy at March 29, 2024 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

297 CRAP!

Strike one.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

298 A case of tampons in the attic will be valuable in the burning times.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (Z8Yh2)

If Menstruating Break Glass
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM

Oh sure, the glass ceiling you misogynist!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:56 PM (OeXGF)

299 The St. Paul Saints announced the topical name for the tiny pig that will deliver baseballs and provide refreshments for umpires during the first half of the 2024 season. But the swine's moniker, "Ozempig," has some folks accusing the minor league team of body shaming as it described the pig's weight — and expected gain in mass — on social media and detailed its fictional weight loss journey in a blog post announcing the new name.

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 01:56 PM (RHGPo)

300 It really seems increasingly that being a New Yorker is a mental disease.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

It is being a victim of domestic abuse because the late night eateries are classy

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2024 01:56 PM (D7oie)

301 I'd like to see what the "memes" said.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 01:57 PM (Ln2XA)

302 You don't have to let them in whether they identify or not unless they have a warrant.
Posted by: steevy at March 29, 2024 01:56 PM (FQmDC)

And if they won't let you see their ID, call 911 and tell them there are men with guns outside your house.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

303 300 It really seems increasingly that being a New Yorker is a mental disease.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

It is being a victim of domestic abuse because the late night eateries are classy
Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2024 01:56 PM (D7oie)

========

From when College Humor was pretty funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNpoplfLT1w

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

304 Is it also called Miracle Grow?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (KbCG3)

Miracle Grow doesn't work.......
Posted by: Jimmy "Dirty Dick" Wilson at March 29, 2024 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

shoulda gone with John Bobbit...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 29, 2024 01:57 PM (bving)

305 I'd like to see what the "memes" said.
Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 01:57 PM (Ln2XA)

One was a muslham critical of Biden, so you can only imagine.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

306 Estrogen in the water, soy in all the food. Falling testosterone levels, falling sperm counts. Majorty of children raised by single mothers. Masculinity vilified. A generation of men acting like homos. Not good signs for the future of humanity.

Posted by: brak at March 29, 2024 01:58 PM (AR07F)

307 Still a bit strange calling it Good Friday. Even when I was a kid it struck me as odd.

Maybe calling it Mixed Emotions Friday would have been better(?) I mean great he sacrificed himself but its still bummer the way he died.

Posted by: JROD at March 29, 2024 01:58 PM (IlL6s)

308 What did women use before tampons ?
Posted by: JT at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM (T4tVD)

My wife grew up in Korea, she said if there were big cloths on the drying line they had a baby, if there were small ones someone was "on the rag"

Tampons were first developed due to Red Cross nurses using shell dressings (emergency trauma dressings) for periods. Prior to that everyone used cloths.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2024 01:58 PM (D7oie)

309 These asshat Communist symps will not be expelled. My real question is, however: Are there TAMPON MACHINES in the MEN's rooms on campus? If not, WHY not? And WHEN will they be put in!? Enquiring Minds™ want to kneaux ...

Posted by: Dr_No at March 29, 2024 01:59 PM (ayRl+)

310 274 The New York Times is under fire for an Instagram post suggesting viral video of women reporting being randomly punched on the streets might be “stoking anxiety” about crime in the Big Apple — a take which dozens of commenters viewed as sexist.

At least one of the women punched did a follow-on video where she told her viewers to not see this as an indication that there's crime in NYC, or that it was unsafe for women, she just saw it as a right of passage to become a "real" New Yorker.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 01:51 PM (zhLdt)

Saw several of the videos of the women making the warning. All 20 to 30 something white women. The unspoken thing is none of them describe the perp in any way.

Can't bring themselves to say it out loud. Is it one guy or is it a bunch of different guys.

You fill in the gaps.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 29, 2024 01:59 PM (OiAR7)

311 and what is with this weird obsession/exhibitionism these lefty women have with menstruation?

Posted by: Don Black at March 29, 2024 01:56 PM (oCjPU)

They hate women and want you to hate them too. They want to take anything beautiful - beauty is proof of God - and make it corrupt and ugly.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 01:59 PM (Ln2XA)

312 Estrogen in the water, soy in all the food. Falling testosterone levels, falling sperm counts. Majorty of children raised by single mothers. Masculinity vilified. A generation of men acting like homos. Not good signs for the future of humanity.
Posted by: brak at March 29, 2024 01:58 PM (AR07F)
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So much for the Zeroth Law of Robotics...

Posted by: R. Daneel Olivaw at March 29, 2024 01:59 PM (7fElN)

313 >>>>>> one of the women punched did a follow-on video where she told her viewers to not see this as an indication that there's crime in NYC, or that it was unsafe for women, she just saw it as a right of passage to become a "real" New Yorker.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Nut shell

Posted by: Braenyard at March 29, 2024 02:00 PM (XOzuR)

314 You're likely not genuinely interested, but there were approx. 30 years between my mother and me, and another approx. 30 years between myself and my mother.

My mother used (HUGE) pads, which somehow attached to what she called a "garter" that went around the waste (no adhesives yet, I presume) to hold it in place.

My gen used tampons (because pads will make you stinky).

My daughter uses a "cup". ...Don't ask. I don't know.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at March 29, 2024 02:00 PM (JCLJi)

315 310 We know who the guy is, it is who you would expect from their silence.

Posted by: steevy at March 29, 2024 02:00 PM (FQmDC)

316 Um, honey, next time use a pad.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at March 29, 2024 02:00 PM (NkASH)

317 Why not both (or for that matter, several things...)?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 29, 2024 01:49 PM (llON

Logic? Here? May was well try to rectify the Ginger v Mary Ann debate by suggesting a threesome.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 02:00 PM (zhLdt)

318 myself and my daughter*

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at March 29, 2024 02:00 PM (JCLJi)

319 And if they won't let you see their ID, call 911 and tell them there are men with guns outside your house.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 01:57 PM

Yep. Give it to them bigly. I wouldn't tell them what time it was. If you were off by a minute they'd charge you with lying to the FIB.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 02:00 PM (OeXGF)

320 I guess it's shark week all the time at this "university". I hate these kids and would love to see them doing manual labor to teach them about life and just how fortunate they are.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 29, 2024 01:42 PM (DrNaI)

After almost 3 decades of working outside in all sorts of weather, I told myself it was time to get a white-collar job. That's why I'm an engineer. The biggest danger I face, now, is getting a paper cut.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 29, 2024 02:01 PM (pJWtt)

321 Here's a meme for ya :

"Every last one of you FBI agents is a dicksuckin' faggot."

Oh wait, that's not a meme. Just the gospel truth and totally self evident.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2024 02:01 PM (0FoWg)

322 Menstruation is not dirty, or nasty, but neither is it a polite topic of conversation, and it certainly isn't a medical emergency.

Darlin', yer mom failed ya.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at March 29, 2024 02:02 PM (NkASH)

323 >>> 317 Why not both (or for that matter, several things...)?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 29, 2024 01:49 PM (llON

Logic? Here? May was well try to rectify the Ginger v Mary Ann debate by suggesting a threesome.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 02:00 PM (zhLdt)

What kind of moron wouldn't want two chicks at the same time?!

Posted by: Lawrence at March 29, 2024 02:02 PM (llON8)

324 Can't bring themselves to say it out loud. Is it one guy or is it a bunch of different guys.

You fill in the gaps.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 29, 2024 01:59 PM (OiAR7)

Or are they simply lying about being struck? Or did they hire an actor to pretend to strike them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2024 02:02 PM (tkR6S)

325 ========

From when College Humor was pretty funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNpoplfLT1w
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

That's time I'll never get back.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

326 I must break you.

Posted by: Ivan "Tampax" Drago at March 29, 2024 02:02 PM (OZjDX)

327 Didn't killing a fellow New Yorker once mean the right I f passage to be a real New Yorker?

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2024 02:02 PM (fwDg9)

328 321 Here's a meme for ya :

"Every last one of you FBI agents is a dicksuckin' faggot."

Oh wait, that's not a meme. Just the gospel truth and totally self evident.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2024 02:01 PM (0FoWg)

They prefer the term, "Cock and eggers."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 29, 2024 02:02 PM (KbCG3)

329 Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at March 29, 2024 02:00 PM

Thank you for telling these guys this.

The cup is essentially a diaphragm. Messy esp if you try to have sex. Don't recommend.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 29, 2024 02:02 PM (U8kCF)

330 Suspend all college students. Jail all the employees. Life sentences. Expropriate all their property. Expropriate the campus and endowments.

Posted by: Yudhishthira

"Perfessor" Squirrel hardest hit.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 02:03 PM (7pzrI)

331 311 and what is with this weird obsession/exhibitionism these lefty women have with menstruation?

Posted by: Don Black at March 29, 2024 01:56 PM (oCjPU)

They hate women and want you to hate them too. They want to take anything beautiful - beauty is proof of God - and make it corrupt and ugly.
Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 01:59 PM (Ln2XA)

This.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 29, 2024 02:03 PM (OiAR7)

332 328 321 Here's a meme for ya :

"Every last one of you FBI agents is a dicksuckin' faggot."

Oh wait, that's not a meme. Just the gospel truth and totally self evident.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2024 02:01 PM (0FoWg)

They prefer the term, "Cock and eggers."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 29, 2024 02:02 PM (KbCG3)

Also would've accepted, "Man and eggers."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 29, 2024 02:03 PM (KbCG3)

333 What did women use before tampons ?
Posted by: JT at March 29, 2024 01:37 PM (T4tVD)

What did leftards use before candles?

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 02:03 PM (Ln2XA)

334 325 That's time I'll never get back.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

You could have spent it in a cave reading Marcus Aurelius by the light of the fire you made with your bare hands.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

335 myself and my daughter*
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at March 29, 2024 02:00 PM (JCLJi)

Technically it is "My daughter and I"

Unless you are intimating that you are all by "yourself"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2024 02:03 PM (D7oie)

336 These people want to see Israeli Jews raped and murdered.

They are scum.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2024 02:03 PM (ibTVg)

337 The biggest danger I face, now, is getting a paper cut.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 29, 2024 02:01 PM (pJWtt)

I have a big circle of red tape around my hard hat. I always assumed it was to give dudes working on girders above my head a better target.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at March 29, 2024 02:03 PM (NkASH)

338 For a complete 2024 angle on this the student that needed a tampon change was a tranny right? Please tell me it was a tranny

Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2024 02:04 PM (ibTVg)

339 I suppose "Me and my daughter" also works

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2024 02:04 PM (D7oie)

340 The Taliban’s supreme leader, Hibatullah Akhundzada, announced at the weekend that the group would begin enforcing its interpretation of sharia law in Afghanistan, including reintroducing the public flogging and stoning of women for adultery.

In an audio broadcast on the Taliban-controlled Radio Television Afghanistan last Saturday, Akhundzada said: “We will flog the women … we will stone them to death in public [for adultery].

... Thanx Joe Biden

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 02:04 PM (RHGPo)

341 >>> 337 The biggest danger I face, now, is getting a paper cut.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 29, 2024 02:01 PM (pJWtt)

I have a big circle of red tape around my hard hat. I always assumed it was to give dudes working on girders above my head a better target.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at March 29, 2024 02:03 PM (NkASH)

Don't look at us, we can't fly.

Posted by: penguins at March 29, 2024 02:04 PM (llON8)

342 The white lady NYers getting punched in the face need to acknowledge their privilege by giving up their jobs and apartments to BIPOC.

Living in New York is a privilege and they must give it up to those who deserve it more. They should move to Toronto.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

343 ... the right to keep & bear bloody tampons.

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That sounds like one of those "negative liberties."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 29, 2024 02:05 PM (OZajr)

344 Stasi. Fuck them.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:55 PM (OeXGF)
*****
This is where we are headed.

Look at what's happening with State of Washington

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2024 02:05 PM (NpAcC)

345 and what is with this weird obsession/exhibitionism these lefty women have with menstruation?

Posted by: Don Black at March 29, 2024 01:56 PM (oCjPU)

They hate women and want you to hate them too. They want to take anything beautiful - beauty is proof of God - and make it corrupt.

True.

Theyre also ANGRY that they menstruate. Furious. They loathe children and know that the endometrium exists to nourish a fertilized ovum. They HATE that.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 29, 2024 02:05 PM (U8kCF)

346 What?
Tell me you made this up.
Posted by: Inogame at March 29, 2024 01:53 PM (53oGX)

Paul Joseph Watson had a video with it but it appears that YouTube didn't care for that so it's gone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 02:06 PM (zhLdt)

347 and what is with this weird obsession/exhibitionism these lefty women have with menstruation?

Posted by: Don Black at March 29, 2024 01:56 PM (oCjPU)

The essence of Feminism is that there is no fundamental difference between men and women, and menstruation is a way to show men women are better.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2024 02:07 PM (D7oie)

348 Stasi. Fuck them.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 01:55 PM (OeXGF)
*****
This is where we are headed.

Look at what's happening with State of Washington
Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2024 02:05 PM

Yep. Speaking of. People should FLOOD this line, overwhelm it. Hey, a guy said pussy today! Hey I was misgendered! Hey I am out of tampons. Is your refrigerator running?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 02:07 PM (OeXGF)

349 Living in New York is a privilege and they must give it up to those who deserve it more. They should move to Toronto.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

Coals. Newcastle. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2024 02:07 PM (tkR6S)

350 Moon huts make so much sense, again.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2024 02:08 PM (4I/2K)

351 You can flash an FBI badge at any pharmacy and get free monkeypox salve. For our Frontline Fag Heros.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2024 02:08 PM (0FoWg)

352 I regret to inform everyone that there's video of Taylor Lorenz dancing at the PornHub Awards (I didn't know there was such a thing) while wearing a Covid mask.

That's why she's trending on XTwitter, in case you were tempted to click through and have your retinas seared off. (No, she's not naked).

Posted by: Ian S. at March 29, 2024 02:08 PM (2ocoG)

353
The essence of Feminism is that there is no fundamental difference between men and women, and menstruation is a way to show men women are better.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2024 02:07 PM

Well if bleeding out a front hole and being crabby for a week per month is better. I don't want to win.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 02:08 PM (OeXGF)

354 That would presume the water supply is somehow uniform over the entire nation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2024 01:55 PM (tkR6S)

It would presume that hormonal birth control use is widespread and city water is, largely, the same in that regard. It would be interesting to see if there's a difference between boys who drink, primarily, municipality water vs those who drink from a well.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 02:09 PM (zhLdt)

355 346 What?
Tell me you made this up.
Posted by: Inogame at March 29, 2024 01:53 PM (53oGX)

Paul Joseph Watson had a video with it but it appears that YouTube didn't care for that so it's gone.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 02:06 PM (zhLdt)

That's where I saw the clips. After every tic-tac story he would ask"but what did he look like"? Really drove the point home that something weird and hinky was going on.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 29, 2024 02:09 PM (OiAR7)

356 They hate women and want you to hate them too. They want to take anything beautiful - beauty is proof of God - and make it corrupt and ugly.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 01:59 PM (Ln2XA)

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Art (which in these cases I'd normally put "irony quotes" around) and behavior being reflections of their souls (or more accurately here: a lack thereof).

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 29, 2024 02:09 PM (OZajr)

357 Theyre also ANGRY that they menstruate. Furious. They loathe children and know that the endometrium exists to nourish a fertilized ovum. They HATE that.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 29, 2024 02:05 PM (U8kCF)

That was another part of my answer but I couldn't work it in.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 02:09 PM (Ln2XA)

358 That's why she's trending on XTwitter, in case you were tempted to click through and have your retinas seared off. (No, she's not naked).
Posted by: Ian S. at March 29, 2024 02:08 PM

I would, but I am engaged in Nurse Ratcheted new book. The things we found in ER vagina's.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 02:09 PM (OeXGF)

359 Nood!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 02:10 PM (7pzrI)

360 Thank you, Kindltot.

I'll try and be much more formal in my commenting henceforth.

I learn so much from you all here.

On average, 2-5 vocabulary words as week.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at March 29, 2024 02:10 PM (JCLJi)

361 Electricity.

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 02:10 PM (Ln2XA)

362 So, they're what? About 18 to 20 years old. That suggests their parents are in their 50's? So.....the parents grew up in the 1970's and early 80's.

Heh, I knew it was a bad idea to let hippies reproduce. Worst parents on the planet, and it's a gift that just keeps on giving.

Posted by: Orson at March 29, 2024 02:10 PM (dIske)

363 These women protester exhibitionists are just like the women on IG in bikinis or dressed provocatively. It's the only way they'll get attention. Men don't give a shit what they have to say unless they're naked and showing their tiddies.

Posted by: JROD at March 29, 2024 02:10 PM (IlL6s)

364 words a week*

Sorry. Returning to lurker status.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at March 29, 2024 02:10 PM (JCLJi)

365 Theyre also ANGRY that they menstruate. Furious. They loathe children and know that the endometrium exists to nourish a fertilized ovum. They HATE that.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at March 29, 2024 02:05 PM (U8kCF)

In psych classes they call that "penis envy".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 29, 2024 02:11 PM (8sMut)

366 342 The white lady NYers getting punched in the face need to acknowledge their privilege by giving up their jobs and apartments to BIPOC.

Living in New York is a privilege and they must give it up to those who deserve it more. They should move to Toronto.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 02:05 PM (GBKbO)

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[clicks on imaginary "like" button]

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 29, 2024 02:11 PM (5jPmg)

367 362 So, they're what? About 18 to 20 years old. That suggests their parents are in their 50's? So.....the parents grew up in the 1970's and early 80's.

Which is a disappointment. You'd think they'd have a bit of common sense for, as it turns out, those were the last generations before computers well and truly screwed things up for kids born from say 1995 on...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 29, 2024 02:13 PM (8sMut)

368 Almost the porn sites have blocked Texas users. It’s a good day. Lot of porn addicts are going to have to resort to magazines. Geeky programer porn addicts will find a work around. 😀

Posted by: polynikes at March 29, 2024 02:13 PM (MNhXM)

369 It would presume that hormonal birth control use is widespread and city water is, largely, the same in that regard. It would be interesting to see if there's a difference between boys who drink, primarily, municipality water vs those who drink from a well.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 02:09 PM (zhLdt)

My point is that not all city water is drawn from rivers that are downstream from some other city's sewers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2024 02:13 PM (tkR6S)

370
It's pointless to be angry at biology

it is what it is

Posted by: Don Black at March 29, 2024 02:14 PM (oCjPU)

371 nood ... COVID whack-a-doodles gotz the sadz!!!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at March 29, 2024 02:15 PM (pJWtt)

372 Thank you, Kindltot.

I'll try and be much more formal in my commenting henceforth.

I learn so much from you all here.

On average, 2-5 vocabulary words as week.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at March 29, 2024 02:10 PM (JCLJi)

The correct response is "Thank you for your pedantry, I will consider it in the future"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 29, 2024 02:16 PM (D7oie)

373 “In essence, they tried to break us. They tried to break our bodies, they tried to break our spirits.”

Braeden (soon to be Braedina) thinks back to the horrific hellride (s)he had to take -

"They like announced that, like they were only going to supply Americanos. No Breve, no Caramel, no Oat Milk. Nothing. Not only did we have to grapple with the utter shock of hearing 'Americano', but some of us had to drink out of the water fountain. Sparkling water was out of the question and this wasn't even still!!! It was basically out of the tap!"

Posted by: Croaker at March 29, 2024 02:16 PM (1SSgh)

374 My point is that not all city water is drawn from rivers that are downstream from some other city's sewers.

Isn't some percentage of city water treated wastewater from that same city?

Anyway, the levels in city water *did* shoot up starting with the widespread use of the pill.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 29, 2024 02:16 PM (2ocoG)

375 Everybody! Listen!!!

Everybody put your left hand on hip.

Now raise your right arm high in the air and let your hand go limp.

Now, everyone- 1! 2! 3!

"HELLO, SAILOR!!!!!

Posted by: Vandy Protest Leader at March 29, 2024 02:17 PM (nFnyb)

376 What?
Tell me you made this up.
Posted by: Inogame at March 29, 2024 01:53 PM (53oGX)

Paul Joseph Watson had a video with it but it appears that YouTube didn't care for that so it's gone.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 02:06 PM (zhLdt)

https://youtu.be/PRx-j-sCvHo

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

377 Prager tells of this Marxists taking over college offices has gone on since he was in college, the college didn't do anything then and still doesn't do anything now.

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2024 02:21 PM (fwDg9)

378 "FBI" is just a different way to say "Sicherheitsdienst" ...

Posted by: Dr_No at March 29, 2024 02:25 PM (ayRl+)

379 My Dad went to Vandy back in the day (late 1940's). He had talked about one professor who went into the dorms to pull one of his students who was attempting to skip class to be into class.

Them days be long gone.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 29, 2024 02:35 PM (1IJYW)

380 Here are these disgusting fatbodies, wallflowers, and sissies after their "action," complaining that the cops "tried to break us."

You're all pussies, if they tried to break you, you'd be broken.

They had all better pray that the "balloon doesn't go up" because they WILL be broken.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2024 03:01 PM (Y2tls)

381 They're mad that Israel has occupied someone else's land...so they occupy the admin office.

Posted by: MikeN at March 30, 2024 12:32 AM (XygMV)

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I hope to give a contribution & assist different users like its helped me.

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