NYC Begins Handing Out Free Cash Cards to Illegal Aliens, Worth $1200+ Every Month

OUT: Obamaphones

IN: Bidencards

NYC begins handing out prepaid debit cards to migrants in controversial program

The Adams administration launched its program to give prepaid debit cards to New York City migrants this week -- two months after inking a controversial no-bid $53 million contract for the deal.
Staffers with the New Jersey company, Mobility Capital Finance, handed out eight preloaded Mastercards at the Roosevelt Hotel on Monday as part of its pilot program that will expand to 115 cards by next week, according to a City Hall spokesperson.
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The administration scaled back the original plan, which would have loaded up the cards with a month's worth of money for food and baby supplies. Cash will now need to be replenished each week.
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A family with two parents and kids under five will receive about $350 a week, the spokesperson said.
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The pilot program will cover about 460 out of the 64,500 migrants in the city's care as City Hall evaluates its success.
"This cost-saving measure will replace the city's current system of providing non-perishable food boxes to migrant families staying in hotels, much of which is often discarded," Adams spokesperson Kayla Mamalek said.

Giving people free money = a cost-saving measure.

Every red state governor must give a press statement about this, to get the word out to all illegals that New York City is handing out free money to illegals.

In Michistan, Gretchen the Witch is facing backlash for handing out free cash to illegals. Such programs are already unpopular, and become radioactive when one of the illegals you've been paying to illegally reside in your state turns around and murders a US citizen.

Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer is facing backlash over a controversial program that provides rental subsidies to migrants, following the murder of a woman allegedly by an illegal immigrant. Critics argue that the program, which offers up to $500 to landlords renting to migrants, compromises the safety of Michigan communities.
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Michigan's "Newcomer Rental Subsidy" program, designed to increase access to affordable housing for refugees and other newcomers, has come under fire following the alleged murder of a woman by an illegal immigrant. The program, which provides rental assistance to landlords renting to migrants, has been criticized for potentially compromising the safety of Michigan communities.
High-profile crimes committed by illegal immigrants, including the recent murder in Michigan, have heightened these concerns. The accused, Brandon Ortiz-Vite, an illegal immigrant who was deported to Mexico in 2020, has been charged with felony murder, open murder, carjacking, carrying a concealed weapon, and felony use of a firearm.

"Well that's just nit-picking isn't it?" -- Nigel Tufnel

Meanwhile, the Fifth Circuit has again blocked Texas S.B. 4, which makes illegal aliens criminal under Texas state law, from going into effect.

The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals handed down the 2-1 ruling regarding Senate Bill 4 on Tuesday night, just a week after it had previously blocked the law, which -- if enforced -- would allow law enforcement in Texas to arrest suspected illegal immigrants and allow state judges to deport them. The court noted that this tends to be the jurisdiction of the federal government.
"The broadest exercise of federal discretion is the Executive's decision not to pursue either civilly or criminally the very noncitizens whom Texas has drawn a bead upon in enacting new state laws. The discretion to pursue these same noncitizens likely lies exclusively with the Executive," Chief Judge Priscilla Richman wrote.
She cited a 2023 U.S. v. Texas case in which the Lone Star State and neighboring Louisiana challenged the Biden Administration's guidelines regarding the arrest and removal of non-citizens, reiterating the authority lies with the Executive Branch.

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In court, Texas has argued the law mirrors the U.S. government's immigration enforcement. The Justice Department has argued that it is a clear violation of federal authority and would create chaos at the border.

LOL, we certainly wouldn't want "chaos at the border."

OMG, are they serious?

Meanwhile, the House formally delivers articles of impeachment against DHS Secretary Mayorkas to the pro-crime Democrats in the Senate.

House Speaker Mike Johnson is set to formally hand over the impeachment articles against Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas to the Senate next month. Johnson has urged Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer to hold a trial "expeditiously."

House Speaker Mike Johnson has informed Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer that the impeachment articles against Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas will be sent to the Senate on April 10, 2024.
The House impeached Mayorkas last month on two counts, accusing him of failing to comply with and enforce existing law, along with a breach of public trust.
Once the articles are formally handed off, the Senate must act on them swiftly. Senate Republicans have called for Schumer to go through with the proceedings.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:49 PM

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1 we had a good run as a nation

Posted by: brak at March 28, 2024 05:50 PM (AR07F)

2 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 28, 2024 05:51 PM (++4z6)

3 That's a lot of Pace picante sauce.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2024 05:52 PM (v0R5T)

4 for food and baby supplies.

Big Macs and crack!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 28, 2024 05:55 PM (8zt8L)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2024 05:55 PM (T4tVD)

6 Hey, Deathsantis, I think NYC needs more immigrants!

Posted by: Allen at March 28, 2024 05:56 PM (3+0ov)

7 In other news, Mobility Capital Finance just announced their $1 million donation to the Adams Re-election campaign.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2024 05:56 PM (dGCAG)

8 Regular folks are going to start taking care of the illegal problem soon

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 05:56 PM (jQF5i)

9 At least now we know where the Trump fines are going.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2024 05:56 PM (dGCAG)

10 New York used to be such a beautiful state, probably the best in the nation. Now it's the cloaca of the nation.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 28, 2024 05:58 PM (DsA2n)

11 That's a lot of Pace picante sauce.
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2024 05:52 PM

It has to be. You can't expect our guests to consume the crap made in NYC that passes for Salsa?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2024 05:59 PM (a3Q+t)

12 LOL, we certainly wouldn't want "chaos at the border."

OMG, are they serious?

Meanwhile, the House formally delivers articles of impeachment against DHS Secretary Mayorkas to the pro-crime Democrats in the Senate.

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To be honest, since I'm not Jean Dixon, I don't know what the plan is here, but it's ENTIRELY possible the plan is, we collapse the country before November, and all this stuff which SHOULD result in a landslide election, will be able to continue no matter what the vast majority of current American citizens want.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2024 05:59 PM (dGCAG)

13 They’re hoping the illegals will take the money and move out of the city. Guess no one told them about the Danegeld

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2024 05:59 PM (u73oe)

14 Didn’t the Supreme Court already rule the TX law was OK?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 28, 2024 05:59 PM (++4z6)

15 Now it's the cloaca of the nation.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 28, 2024 05:58 PM (DsA2n)

Cloacas serve a purpose.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2024 06:00 PM (dGCAG)

16 "This cost-saving measure will replace the city's current system of providing non-perishable food boxes to migrant families staying in hotels, much of which is often discarded," Adams spokesperson Kayla Mamalek said.

Discarded? Then those freeloaders aren't hungry enough. Stop giving them free anything. Forever. Frickin' ingrates.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 28, 2024 06:01 PM (N39Ws)

17 The internet wants me to pluralize the word "cloaca" as cloacae, but f that. I don't have time for that shite.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2024 06:01 PM (dGCAG)

18 14 Didn’t the Supreme Court already rule the TX law was OK?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 28, 2024 05:59 PM (++4z6)

They allowed it to stand and kicked it back down to the lower Court

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 06:02 PM (Akjoo)

19 This cost-saving measure will replace the city's current system of providing non-perishable food boxes to migrant families staying in hotels, much of which is often discarded," Adams spokesperson Kayla Mamalek said.

Discarded? Then those freeloaders aren't hungry enough. Stop giving them free anything. Forever. Frickin' ingrates.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

The current system rewards lawbreakers. A system that involves a nightstick is the only appropriate system

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 06:03 PM (jQF5i)

20 Wait until the first time some scumbag illegal sticks his card in the face of a minority citizen as a laugh. Violence will be the answer. And rightly so

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 28, 2024 06:04 PM (/Qymv)

21 Ah! democrat freebies for those who least deserve it, law breakers all and most will be sent back South Of The Border where it will be ill spent.

It's the Billboards that draw them in to spend, spend, spend...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2024 06:04 PM (R/m4+)

22 You have to spend money to make money.

Posted by: Pawl at March 28, 2024 06:05 PM (vFG9F)

23 >>> Senate Republicans have called for Schumer to go through with the proceedings.
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A trial that won't be televised.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 06:05 PM (Rgfl3)

24 Once the articles are formally handed off, the Senate must act on them swiftly. Senate Republicans have called for Schumer to go through with the proceedings.

How dare you attempt to use your sham impeachment to interrupt Senator John McCain's funeral.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 28, 2024 06:05 PM (OYxA4)

25 One of the most coveted perqs in gov. work is a credit card. People who have petty cash authority tied to a credit card are envied, as they are mostly used for theft.

This program is all about the abuse. The gov. workers who hand out the cards will vote vote vote, and that is the goal. (I guess a few will be handed out, but most will be given to relatives, etc.)

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I think the main reason the disbursement was made weekly instead of monthly is because one criticism was that the cards made recipients targets for mugging. Because no thug would rob a card only worth $350, which also assumes that once stolen it will be reported and canceled. More likely, they will be "stolen", never canceled and recipients will just get another and another and another.

Prediction. In 6 months it will be revealed that 90% of the money was stolen and the invaders need another trillion dollar program so they can eat.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at March 28, 2024 06:05 PM (8q7AN)

26 Breaking911 @Breaking911
WATCH: Venezuelan migrant who went viral for telling illegals to steal American’s homes by squatting cries on social media and says his family is in danger

https://tinyurl.com/mry62cz9
1:32 minutes; and the Illegal Squatter has a new hairdo too, crying wimp!
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The IIRC Moreno asshole.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 06:05 PM (2yu8s)

27 Hey those idiots voted for this $hit, let them get fvcked by their politicians, I could not care any less.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 28, 2024 06:06 PM (QNSds)

28 ib @Indian_Bronson 13m
Among the 13,600 arrests on the NYC subway, 124 have been arrested 7,500 other times.

Crime and general quality of life issues are driven by a handful of dysfunctional people.

Cernovich @Cernovich 10m
This is why they hanged horse thieves. It’s only a few men doing it, easy problem to solve.

To my great embarrassment, I used to consider such punishments “barbaric.”

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 06:06 PM (2yu8s)

29 Ace's idea is the best - make sure every border crosser knows, free money in NYC!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2024 06:06 PM (i9ffA)

30 You won't see your Social Security, but hey, YOLO

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 28, 2024 06:06 PM (Cgfkv)

31 Some Americans are better than others.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 06:07 PM (eQRY8)

32 Quick. Someone file suit to get all purchase transactions for those free cards. We taxpayers have a right to know what they are spending on those cards and to see if it includes donations to the DNC

Posted by: Bang-a-gong at March 28, 2024 06:07 PM (SRiFu)

33 >>> 21 Ah! democrat freebies for those who least deserve it, law breakers all and most will be sent back South Of The Border where it will be ill spent.
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Mexico is our client state. We need to find better ways to support it.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 06:07 PM (Rgfl3)

34 My name ... Jose Jimenez.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2024 06:07 PM (LkLld)

35 Ok Greg, fire up the buses 24/7.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2024 06:07 PM (u73oe)

36 ++-+
Yet another illegal and impeachable action by Biden and his cronies in NY. But np problem, nothing will be done.

Posted by: vic at March 28, 2024 06:08 PM (A5THL)

37 To be honest, since I'm not Jean Dixon, I don't know what the plan is here, but it's ENTIRELY possible the plan is, we collapse the country before November, and all this stuff which SHOULD result in a landslide election, will be able to continue no matter what the vast majority of current American citizens want.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2024 05:59 PM (dGCAG)

I really do not expect this country, as currently constituted, to survive this year. I expect a time of chaos, with the eventual emergence of several successor states.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2024 06:09 PM (i9ffA)

38 This isn't gonna go over well with the rest of the welfare "Queens." in NY

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 06:09 PM (Akjoo)

39 It should be noted that $53 million is the *administrative cost* of the contract, not the cash allocated to charge the cards. That number is much much higher.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at March 28, 2024 06:09 PM (8q7AN)

40 It's a good thing that this government isn't trying to replace its citizens, that would make this event look a tad suspicious.

Posted by: Crazy at March 28, 2024 06:09 PM (EES2L)

41 The BLS just admitted today that the jobs numbers are overstated by a million.

They also confirmed that all job growth since the end of 2022 was part time jobs.

Lastly, there have been no full time job growth for native born Americans since 2018.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 06:09 PM (jQF5i)

42 Wait until the first time some scumbag illegal sticks his card in the face of a minority citizen as a laugh. Violence will be the answer. And rightly so
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 28, 2024 06:04 PM (/Qymv)

Reparations? Oh no, senor, indemnizacións!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2024 06:09 PM (dGCAG)

43 Someone advising Adams is a secret Trump supporter. Only way this makes sense.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2024 06:10 PM (u73oe)

44 "I really do not expect this country, as currently constituted, to survive this year. I expect a time of chaos, with the eventual emergence of several successor states.
Posted by: Tom Servo"

Let's hope they hold off until after the TxMoMe.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2024 06:10 PM (vFG9F)

45 So NYC is putting congestion pricing in place for legit people trying to to legit business and spend money in NYC.......

And then giving that money to illegals?

The Democratic way?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2024 06:11 PM (PQ4m2)

46 Some enterprising dude should pack busses full of U.S. citizens sans documents and able to speak any foreign language -- and trek them in daily to get their free shit money. Use the same people over and over with different aliases and "asylum" back-stories.

Old & Busted: "Burn This Motherf*cker Down!"
New Hotness: "Bankrupt This Motherf*cker!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 06:11 PM (6/hMO)

47 just hand out "00" permits to border residents and send the border agents home. nobody crossing in a day or two.

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:12 PM (HFD4k)

48 I am all for this.

Why?

Because it put the blacks in a position of untenability. They're already pissed off bigly about being bumped off the front of the free shit line.

Let it burn.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2024 06:12 PM (Q4IgG)

49 Hey those idiots voted for this $hit, let them get fvcked by their politicians, I could not care any less.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 28, 2024 06:06 PM (QNSds)

Sorry, can't let this go, every time it comes up.

You don't know who voted for what, because shithole cities like New York have not have free and fair elections for decades.

Claiming the people are too stupid to not cast the right ballot is the easy answer, and it's almost certainly not the correct answer.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2024 06:12 PM (dGCAG)

50 I'm whatcha call, a bad consumer.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2024 06:12 PM (J8LnB)

51 It's comical to think that I'm counting my pennies and stockpiling food when it's on sale, and the illegals just throw it away.

I wonder if there's some sort of lesson about "What is an American" there?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 28, 2024 06:13 PM (Cgfkv)

52 The broadest exercise of federal discretion is the Executive's decision not to pursue either civilly or criminally the very noncitizens whom Texas has drawn a bead upon in enacting new state laws.

Federal judge says it is totally OK for a president to unilaterally decide not to enforce federal law and there ain't shit the states can do about it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 28, 2024 06:13 PM (dsdmx)

53 Im going to work dressed as a day laborer Monday and signing myself up as a migrant from Peruvia

Posted by: Rbastid at March 28, 2024 06:13 PM (dZ6gG)

54 If not now when. Abbott should continue to arrest illegals .

Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 06:14 PM (MNhXM)

55 >>> 44 "I really do not expect this country, as currently constituted, to survive this year. I expect a time of chaos, with the eventual emergence of several successor states.
Posted by: Tom Servo"

Let's hope they hold off until after the TxMoMe.
Posted by: fd at March 28, 2024 06:10 PM (vFG9F)

The Horde will help expand the borders of Greater TX.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 06:15 PM (llON8)

56 Key words: _free money NYC_; DDgo's 1st response:

https://access.nyc.gov › programs › cash-assistance
Cash Assistance - ACCESS NYC
Dec 12, 2023Apply on ACCESS HRA. You can apply for Cash Assistance, SNAP, and Medicaid at the same time. Use the ACCESS HRA mobile app to ...etc,etc

Eligibility Screener

ACCESS NYC offers a screening tool that recommends public benefits programs for you etc, etc,... benefit on this website, but cannot guarantee eligibility.
Español Spanish )

3. Lo que necesita incluir etc,etc

Applications & Forms

Money to buy food. Monthly cash help when you are in need. Low-cost and free health insurance. see all programs. Applications & Forms Last Updated August 5, 2022 Click on the links below to view and then print the forms. ... NYC is a trademark and service mark of the City of New York.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 06:15 PM (Rgfl3)

57 Jessica Tarlov says it isn't happening.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2024 06:15 PM (63Dwl)

58 The money:

"Tom and Wende Hutton, Mastercard, Citi Impact Fund, 1Flourish Capital, Commerce Ventures, Radicle Impact, Portfolia Rising America Fund, Partnership Fund for New York City"

Also a Google Pay deal:

https://www.mocafi.com

Big, BIG money going on here.

Posted by: LenNeal at March 28, 2024 06:15 PM (9yXr+)

59 Let's hope they hold off until after the TxMoMe.
Posted by: fd at March 28, 2024 06:10 PM (vFG9F)

The Horde will help expand the borders of Greater TX.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 06:15 PM (llON

Exactly... Expect more of us there if this happens...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 06:16 PM (Akjoo)

60 20 Wait until the first time some scumbag illegal sticks his card in the face of a minority citizen as a laugh. Violence will be the answer. And rightly so
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 28, 2024 06:04 PM (/Qymv)

First rule of Bidencards: keep it to yourself.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at March 28, 2024 06:16 PM (jN2/U)

61 Hello fellow consumers.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2024 06:16 PM (J8LnB)

62 Some enterprising dude should pack busses full of U.S. citizens sans documents and able to speak any foreign language -- and trek them in daily to get their free shit money. Use the same people over and over with different aliases and "asylum" back-stories.

Old & Busted: "Burn This Motherf*cker Down!"
New Hotness: "Bankrupt This Motherf*cker!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 06:11 PM (6/hMO)

They shouldn't need to be able to speak foreign.

If you can declare your "gender," you ought to be able to simply announce one day "today, I don't feel like an American, I feel like I'm a Honduran migrant."

But you have a house in Flushing.

"It's not Flushing, it's Tegucigalpa!!!"

Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2024 06:16 PM (dGCAG)

63 "I really do not expect this country, as currently constituted, to survive this year. I expect a time of chaos, with the eventual emergence of several successor states.
Posted by: Tom Servo"

then I hope you have laid in a supply of guns ammo and other necessities because just whining is very unbecoming

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:16 PM (HFD4k)

64 This is double, triple and sometimes even more the average monthly salary in their home countries.

Abbott should be handing out flyers in Spanish, with interpreters and free bus tickets:

Haga su nuevo hogar en la acogedora y amigable ciudad de Nueva York. Donde recibirás dinero gratis, hasta $1,200 al mes. ¡Actúa ahora y te regalaremos un viaje en autobús a la maravillosa ciudad de Nueva York!

The only need for the guard then would be to keep order in the bus lines.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2024 06:17 PM (yikga)

65 What's in YOUR wallet??

Posted by: Samuel L Jackson at March 28, 2024 06:17 PM (4I/2K)

66 Some enterprising dude should pack busses full of U.S. citizens sans documents and able to speak any foreign language -- and trek them in daily to get their free shit money. Use the same people over and over with different aliases and "asylum" back-stories.

Old & Busted: "Burn This Motherf*cker Down!"
New Hotness: "Bankrupt This Motherf*cker!"
Posted by: S

so everybody that has immigrated since obama was pres?

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:17 PM (HFD4k)

67 64 This is double, triple and sometimes even more the average monthly salary in their home countries.

Abbott should be handing out flyers in Spanish, with interpreters and free bus tickets:

This is true... It doesn't go very far in NYC

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 06:18 PM (Akjoo)

68 The way these imbeciles keep trying to print their way to prosperity, I'm a bit worried about the first BOOM being Zimbabwe-level inflation...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 06:18 PM (llON8)

69 All is proceeding as we have foreseen!

* wing flaps in unison *

Posted by: Big Penguin at March 28, 2024 06:18 PM (a3Q+t)

70 "Mobility Capital Finance (dba MoCaFi) is a black-owned and led seed-stage fintech company. We serve those who do not have access to safe and beneficial products and services at the best price. Our target clients are typically misunderstood and overlooked by traditional banks. Furthermore, they are not the beneficiaries of innovation or technology that is targeted at their behaviors and needs."

HAHAHAHA!!!

Our services: "You can use our cards in lottery machines!"

Posted by: LenNeal at March 28, 2024 06:18 PM (9yXr+)

71 LOL, we certainly wouldn't want "chaos at the border."

OMG, are they serious?

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"You can't have CHAOS at the border if it's been erased, h8r! NO Illegal Alien National Squatting Criminal is Illegal ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 06:18 PM (yO9d+)

72 Exactly... Expect more of us there if this happens...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 06:16 PM (Akjoo)

Come on down, you'll be more than welcome! Texas has plenty of room for good people!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 28, 2024 06:19 PM (XPM1I)

73 not so hard to switch from hog hunting to border crosser hunting. thermals is thermals.

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:20 PM (HFD4k)

74 >Johnson has urged Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer to hold a trial "expeditiously."

it is to laugh
this impeachment is never happening

Posted by: Don Black at March 28, 2024 06:20 PM (oCjPU)

75 73 not so hard to switch from hog hunting to border crosser hunting. thermals is thermals.
Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:20 PM (HFD4k)

Long pig

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 06:20 PM (Akjoo)

76 because just whining is very unbecoming
Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:16 PM

Who are you to whine about whining?

I demand to speak to a CoB!

Posted by: Kareny McKarenface at March 28, 2024 06:20 PM (a3Q+t)

77 "Mobility Capital Finance (dba MoCaFi) is a black-owned and led seed-stage fintech company. We serve those who do not have access to safe and beneficial products and services at the best price. Our target clients are typically misunderstood and overlooked by traditional banks. Furthermore, they are not the beneficiaries of innovation or technology that is targeted at their behaviors and needs."

HAHAHAHA!!!

Our services: "You can use our cards in lottery machines!"
Posted by: LenNeal at March 28, 2024 06:18 PM (9yXr+)

Movin' on up!

Posted by: Huddled Masses, Yearnin' at March 28, 2024 06:20 PM (4I/2K)

78 This is double, triple and sometimes even more the average monthly salary in their home countries.'

It's double that in most EUROPEAN countries.
I don't care if you went to Oktoberfest or Norway, that is not what most of Europe is.

Posted by: LenNeal at March 28, 2024 06:21 PM (9yXr+)

79 The border is racist. Can I prance south so freely?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2024 06:21 PM (J8LnB)

80 Long pig
Posted by: It's

better as warnings and buzzard food

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:21 PM (HFD4k)

81 Remind me why I pay taxes again...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2024 06:21 PM (BpYfr)

82
Who are you to whine about whining?

I demand to speak to a CoB!
Posted by: Kareny

those are word I have never uttered.

don't start something you cannot finish.

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:22 PM (HFD4k)

83 This is true... It doesn't go very far in NYC
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 06:18 PM (Akjoo)

You don't have to tell them that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 06:22 PM (tkR6S)

84
So 'immigrants' who never worked a day in the USA are basically handed as much free money as a 65 year old unmarried female who spent nearly half a century paying into Social Security will receive.

Geez, I hope they don't hear about this. They may have to decide if Roe v Wade is *that* important.

I think I can guess which is more important to them as they leave the streets before it begins to darken every night.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 28, 2024 06:22 PM (RKVpM)

85 I pulled Katherine Hepburn across the Rio Grande in a little boat called the Mexican Queen. Katherine thought I was the best thing since sliced bread, man.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 06:23 PM (woPEM)

86 >>> 76
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I demand to speak to a CoB!
Posted by: Kareny McKarenface at March 28, 2024 06:20 PM (a3Q+t)

What is a "CoB"? I want a new kayak!!

Posted by: Kayak Karen at March 28, 2024 06:23 PM (llON8)

87 If you don't, Squirrel, the government can come take your stuff by force. That's pretty much it.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2024 06:23 PM (vFG9F)

88 ""The broadest exercise of federal discretion is the Executive's decision not to pursue either civilly or criminally the very noncitizens whom Texas has drawn a bead upon in enacting new state laws."

I thought the executive was required to Uphold the Law, not ignore the law. Federal Discretion to allow in criminals and put them on better welfare than Americans is a breach of ... conduct, or something. To give one man the choice of letting in 50 million or more illegals, regardless of crimes and cartel damage is insanity, not legality.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 28, 2024 06:23 PM (Cus5s)

89 >>> 84
So 'immigrants' who never worked a day in the USA are basically handed as much free money as a 65 year old unmarried female who spent nearly half a century paying into Social Security will receive.

Geez, I hope they don't hear about this. They may have to decide if Roe v Wade is *that* important.

I think I can guess which is more important to them as they leave the streets before it begins to darken every night.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 28, 2024 06:22 PM (RKVpM)

But the teewee would say I'm mean!

Posted by: Julia on SS at March 28, 2024 06:24 PM (llON8)

90 The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals handed down the 2-1 ruling regarding Senate Bill 4 on Tuesday night, just a week after it had previously blocked the law, which -- if enforced -- would allow law enforcement in Texas to arrest suspected illegal immigrants and allow state judges to deport them. The court noted that this tends to be the jurisdiction of the federal government.

Don't deport them, which is the Fed's business, jail them in work camps, which is the state's business.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 28, 2024 06:24 PM (aD39U)

91 >>> 90 The Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals handed down the 2-1 ruling regarding Senate Bill 4 on Tuesday night, just a week after it had previously blocked the law, which -- if enforced -- would allow law enforcement in Texas to arrest suspected illegal immigrants and allow state judges to deport them. The court noted that this tends to be the jurisdiction of the federal government.
==

Don't deport them, which is the Fed's business, jail them in work camps, which is the state's business.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 28, 2024 06:24 PM (aD39U)

Could they maybe... dig a canal?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 06:25 PM (llON8)

92 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 45m
Migrants fighting at the Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris in an effort to stop another migrant from getting deported from France

https://tinyurl.com/2hd2rxpv
29 seconds; very LOUD; violent but no bloodshed.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 06:25 PM (2yu8s)

93 Let me tell you about a place
Somewhere up a New York way
Where the people are so gay
Griftin the night away
Here they have a lot of fun
Putting trouble on the run
Man, you find the old and young
Griftin the night away

Posted by: The Aliens at March 28, 2024 06:25 PM (NtVYv)

94 They’re hoping the illegals will take the money and move out of the city. Guess no one told them about the Danegeld
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Beangeld.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 28, 2024 06:25 PM (wHWfu)

95 LOL, we certainly wouldn't want "chaos at the border."

Yeah. We could end up with a Tesla at the bottom of the Rio Grande, eh Mitchie?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2024 06:26 PM (vtRd1)

96 ""The broadest exercise of federal discretion is the Executive's decision not to pursue either civilly or criminally the very noncitizens whom Texas has drawn a bead upon in enacting new state laws."

I thought the executive was required to Uphold the Law, not ignore the law. Federal Discretion to allow in criminals and put them on better welfare than Americans is a breach of ... conduct, or something. To give one man the choice of letting in 50 million or more illegals, regardless of crimes and cartel damage is insanity, not legality.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 28, 2024 06:23 PM (Cus5s)

Indeed. Discretion is not pursuing a case that you think a jury won't buy. Not pursuing a case because you don't want to is Nullification.

We are in a Nullification Crisis of the commie's making.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 28, 2024 06:26 PM (aD39U)

97 22 You have to spend money to make money.

Posted by: Pawl at March 28, 2024 06:05 PM (vFG9F)

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This one gets it. Dollarsgiven to the illegals get spent and make it back up the food chain to the fat cats.

Posted by: 496 at March 28, 2024 06:26 PM (Hzo8Q)

98 Mexico is our client state. We need to find better ways to support it.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 06:07 PM (Rgfl3)

I was thinking of the tourist trap in South Carolina.

They still have that 200 foot tall Sombrero Tower? So rayciss...so rayciss...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2024 06:26 PM (R/m4+)

99 Remind me why I pay taxes again...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel'

To pay for useless buildings where nobody learns anything and you pay for fat liberal White Women to feel good about themselves.

How is this so hard?

Posted by: LenNeal at March 28, 2024 06:27 PM (9yXr+)

100 violent but no bloodshed.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 06:25 PM (2yu8s)

Pity, that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 06:27 PM (tkR6S)

101 90
' jail them in work camps'

Building a wall.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 28, 2024 06:27 PM (roH4R)

102 Karens > N

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 28, 2024 06:27 PM (woPEM)

103 mexico is a disaster now, but no government mexico would be apocalyptic

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:27 PM (HFD4k)

104 Could they maybe... dig a canal?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 06:25 PM (llON

California doesn't have an Official Leaf Blower Drill Team yet. It could be a big draw at the Rose Parade if they did it right.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2024 06:27 PM (vtRd1)

105 Jessica Tarlov says it isn't happening.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2024 06:15 PM (63Dwl)
......

I always turn to Jessica Tarlov when I have no mind numbing drugs.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2024 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

106 Could they maybe... dig a canal?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 06:25 PM (llON

The Great Gulf-Baja Sealevel Dignity Kanal.

Where the living will envy the dead, and eat them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 28, 2024 06:28 PM (aD39U)

107 Amen --Red State Governors should be sending /encouraging every illegal possible to get to New York City for the 'free' NY shit.

.
Pile the illegals in and stop hauling (trucking) in the niceties of life to the NYC Commies. .
.
Make NYC implode.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 28, 2024 06:28 PM (xyzFf)

108 everybody > Meade

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:28 PM (HFD4k)

109 DJT pissed on Bidens socialist haul at Radio City.

True knowledge of the street. Plus Biden is his bitch and he’s now proving it.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 28, 2024 06:29 PM (V/pbu)

110 "fighting at the Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris"

This is all I needed, I've been through CDG. It is a Failed State of an 'airport'. There is always fighting at CDG.

Posted by: LenNeal at March 28, 2024 06:29 PM (9yXr+)

111 And they're making Trump pay for it.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 06:29 PM (lX8VI)

112 Michigan's "Newcomer Rental Subsidy" program,

--

Notice how they've already incorporated their approved replacement word of Newcomer.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2024 06:30 PM (mupln)

113 The Great Gulf-Baja Sealevel Dignity Kanal.

Where the living will envy the dead, and eat them.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 28, 2024 06:28

Don't leave out the Great Northern Lake Superior to Puget Sound Canal

Posted by: Beartooth at March 28, 2024 06:30 PM (LjgPm)

114 everybody > Meade
Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:28 PM

Ooooooh! Sick burn!

Sus, but sick.

Posted by: Kareny McKarenface at March 28, 2024 06:30 PM (a3Q+t)

115 In effect, this is Foreign Aid. And, in order to apply such aid, there are a whole bunch of hoops that must be jumped through inclusive of monitoring.

I guarantee that none of the required steps were taken to apply this. Technically, you could say that Adams is in direct violation of federal law.

Posted by: Orson at March 28, 2024 06:30 PM (dIske)

116 These migrants ARE Americans now - they're not going back and you know it. You want them dying in the streets?!

Posted by: Sid at March 28, 2024 06:31 PM (XesvK)

117 Make NYC implode.
Posted by: Voter theater. at March 28, 2024 06:28 PM (xyzFf)

I wonder how the natural gas used to heat all those huge buildings on Manhattan Island gets to the island?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 06:31 PM (tkR6S)

118 I wonder how many non illegals are signing up for this free money? You could split the money with a bunch of crazy homeless people or just use fluent spanish speakers. I'm betting there are zero safeguards and believe me the bad guys are figuring out how to milk this program.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 28, 2024 06:31 PM (camRx)

119
Yeah. We could end up with a Tesla at the bottom of the Rio Grande, eh Mitchie?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2024 06:26 PM

I try hard, really really hard, not to engage in conspiracy theories... but there are less then six degrees of separation between Mitch, that bitch, and some tanker closing off Baltimore Harbor and causing supply chain and hyperinflation up and down the east coast.

I need to be better, but it's not taking.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 28, 2024 06:31 PM (RKVpM)

120 OUT: Obamaphones

IN: Bidencards

perhaps the obamaphone folks could add their bidencards to apple pay on their obamaphones.

Posted by: anachronda at March 28, 2024 06:31 PM (v3pYe)

121 "The broadest exercise of federal discretion is the Executive's decision not to pursue either civilly or criminally the very noncitizens whom Texas has drawn a bead upon in enacting new state laws."
---
Where i keep pushing my Negative Supremacy Clause argument under the 10th:
Where the federal has enacted laws but the executive fails to enforce cedes that power back to the states.
As we were discussing squatters earlier, it's well-settled that, abandoning your property can result in it being taken legally by another; adverse possession.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2024 06:31 PM (yikga)

122 mexico is a disaster now, but no government mexico would be apocalyptic
Posted by: N'

Disagree. I've been to rural Guerrero, I think it would be an improvement without the CDMX busybody Socialists. I genuinely think a Mexican total collapse would result in a positive outcome as long as the 'American Empire' doesn't get involved and lets them all fight it out alone.
Seal the border, let them duke it out.

Posted by: LenNeal at March 28, 2024 06:32 PM (9yXr+)

123 116

'You want them dying in the streets?!'

Yes. But they can stay long enough to kill your ilk first.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 28, 2024 06:32 PM (roH4R)

124 Don't have confirmation of this but could be plausible:
Financial links between Ukraine and mercenary terrorists who killed over 140 civilians in Moscow attack have been established. Ukraine was behind the terror attack. Is the West and the "rules-based order" nothing more than a genocide supporting terrorist organization?

https://tinyurl.com/bp8rsycn

Posted by: Ciampino - just traveling, not driving? at March 28, 2024 06:32 PM (qfLjt)

125 Notice how they've already incorporated their approved replacement word of Newcomer.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 28, 2024 06:30 PM (mupln)

Yep. It's all one big scripted show.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 06:32 PM (lX8VI)

126 Sid, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2024 06:32 PM (u73oe)

127 You want them dying in the streets?!
Posted by: Sid at March 28, 2024 06:31 PM (XesvK)

We are flexible. Your basement will do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 06:33 PM (tkR6S)

128 What's in YOUR wallet??
Posted by: Samuel L Jackson at March 28, 2024 06:17 PM (4I/2K)
.......

Vete a la mierda. Manos arriba gringo.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2024 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

129 everybody > Meade
Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:28 PM

Ooooooh! Sick burn!

Sus, but sick.
Posted by: Kareny

Karens > N
Posted by: Meade

therr you go, shooting your own guys again.

fwiw it is nice to see you reprising the best insults of the 90s junior highschool days again. maybe try to work some bart simpson references in?

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:33 PM (HFD4k)

130 116 These migrants ARE Americans now - they're not going back and you know it. You want them dying in the streets?!
Posted by: Sid

No. They are not citizens you ignorant slut. And I would not want them dying in the streets. That's what your apartment is for.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2024 06:33 PM (o9iNw)

131 >>> I wonder how the natural gas used to heat all those huge buildings on Manhattan Island gets to the island?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Putin thoughts

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 06:33 PM (Rgfl3)

132 I wonder how many non illegals are signing up for this free money? You could split the money with a bunch of crazy homeless people or just use fluent spanish speakers. I'm betting there are zero safeguards and believe me the bad guys are figuring out how to milk this program.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 28, 2024 06:31 PM (camRx)

I was thinking the same thing, what is gonna stop anyone from doing it

Posted by: The Aliens at March 28, 2024 06:33 PM (NtVYv)

133 perhaps the obamaphone folks could add their bidencards to apple pay on their obamaphones.
Posted by: anachronda'

Oh shit I need to use the last of my Gov't card from Rona it expires I think in May. I think there's like USD$200 on it.

Posted by: LenNeal at March 28, 2024 06:33 PM (9yXr+)

134 119 I need to be better, but it's not taking.

not certain whether typo for "bitter" or "batter".

Posted by: anachronda at March 28, 2024 06:34 PM (v3pYe)

135 'You want them dying in the streets?!'

Yes.

it is easier for the sanitation guys to collect them.

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:34 PM (HFD4k)

136
No. They are not citizens you ignorant slut. And I would not want them dying in the streets.

A greed... It would stink up NY even more

Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 06:34 PM (Akjoo)

137 You want them dying in the streets?!
........

That's what the carts are for.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2024 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

138 There is always fighting at CDG.
Posted by: LenNeal

Except when the 30. Infanterie-Division decided to visit Paris in 1940.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2024 06:34 PM (XASq/)

139 You want them dying in the streets?!
Posted by: Sid

Hmm. I'll get back to you on that one.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 06:34 PM (lX8VI)

140 Beangeld.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at March 28, 2024 06:25 PM (wHWfu)

Adding this to the lexicon.

Posted by: Scrabble at March 28, 2024 06:34 PM (4I/2K)

141 Ukraine was behind the terror attack. Is the West and the "rules-based order" nothing more than a genocide supporting terrorist organization?

https://tinyurl.com/bp8rsycn
Posted by: Ciampino - just traveling, not driving? at March 28, 2024 06:32 PM (qfLjt)
----

Funny thing, I read Ukraine as CIA.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 28, 2024 06:34 PM (tT6L1)

142 Eh. They've robbed us repeatedly with a sundry of diversions & schemes about programs we were getting - green deals, mental health, women's health, parks & recreation, care for homeless children, etc - to buy off the millions they've brought into the country illegally before they rise up and take it.

Because they've studied & poked & prodded us and know we're largely mouth. And for those who balk, they'll get tiny pieces of something & promises of more.

Around and around we go. c'est la vie in this once great land.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it do you, too at March 28, 2024 06:34 PM (GshMh)

143 98 Mexico is our client state. We need to find better ways to support it.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 06:07 PM (Rgfl3)

I was thinking of the tourist trap in South Carolina.

They still have that 200 foot tall Sombrero Tower? So rayciss...so rayciss...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy
-------------------------

It's a management thing. They are our client and we are not managing them well. It's a disservice to them and us.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 06:35 PM (Rgfl3)

144 Hate Has No Home Here! I have advised all of our new brown little brothers and sisters to get the free cash cards from New Yawk City and to make sure they swing by and put a little in our collection for those who live on the fringes. We need the dues. I need to get my hair and nails did also for this weeks Drag N Spice Show.
All are welcome here at the Church Of The Rainbow Gospel Unitarian First Assembly Of Gaia on The Frontage Road.

Posted by: Pastor Ann Water Walker, Unitarian Church Of The Rainbow Gospel and LGTBXYZ Advocate at March 28, 2024 06:35 PM (R/m4+)

145 I really do not expect this country, as currently constituted, to survive this year. I expect a time of chaos, with the eventual emergence of several successor states.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2024 06:09 PM (i9ffA)

It's sort of that way now for practical purposes --ie NO one here is voluntarily moving to s Blue Shithole State.or City.
But, yes, concur. The formal cleaving be coming.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 28, 2024 06:35 PM (xyzFf)

146 mexico is a disaster now, but no government mexico would be apocalyptic
Posted by: N'

Disagree. I've been to rural Guerrero, I think it would be an improvement without the CDMX busybody Socialists. I genuinely think a Mexican total collapse would result in a positive outcome as long as the 'American Empire' doesn't get involved and lets them all fight it out alone.
Seal the border, let them duke it out.
Posted by: LenNe

nah it would be a modern version of pre rennaisance italy run by narcos

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:35 PM (HFD4k)

147 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 Mar 26
International media isn’t reporting about the scale of violence that has broken out between Turkish and Kurdish migrants in Belgium over the past 2 days.

Vandalism, petrol bombs, assaults…

And the police are nowhere to be seen

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 06:36 PM (2yu8s)

148 nah it would be a modern version of pre rennaisance italy run by narcos
Posted by: N'

I go to Serbia twice a year now, so... not a terrible place.

Posted by: LenNeal at March 28, 2024 06:36 PM (9yXr+)

149 nah it would be a modern version of pre rennaisance italy run by narcos
Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:35 PM (HFD4k)

Mad Max

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 28, 2024 06:36 PM (NtVYv)

150 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 06:37 PM (Wnv9h)

151 26 Breaking911 @Breaking911
WATCH: Venezuelan migrant who went viral for telling illegals to steal American’s homes by squatting cries on social media and says his family is in danger

https://tinyurl.com/mry62cz9
1:32 minutes; and the Illegal Squatter has a new hairdo too, crying wimp!
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The IIRC Moreno asshole.
Posted by: andycanuck

Oh no....anyway...

How many 'migrant slaves' are there chained up in Sid's basement?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 28, 2024 06:37 PM (pLaQB)

152
I go to Serbia twice a year now, so... not a terrible place.
Posted by: LenN

serbia is nice, I could go for mexico becoming serbia

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:37 PM (HFD4k)

153 I should head over the border and come back as a illegal

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2024 06:37 PM (fwDg9)

154 And the police are nowhere to be seen
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 06:36 PM (2yu8s)

Did nobody think to check the local popcorn vendors?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 06:37 PM (tkR6S)

155 mexico is this far from going back to human sacrifices, by which I mean public human sacrifices

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:38 PM (HFD4k)

156 >>> Posted by: Sid at March 28, 2024 06:31 PM (XesvK)

Yes.

After they rape and eat you.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 06:38 PM (llON8)

157 112 Notice how they've already incorporated their approved replacement word of Newcomer.

once again, let me tought the well-known 80s documentary "alien nation". illegial aliens arrive by the ~~boat~~ spaceship load, are dubbed "newcomers", and some of them are even hired to be cops. don't recall whether the got the vote.

what is, was. what was, will be. what will be was, but will be again. -- arnold horshack

Posted by: anachronda at March 28, 2024 06:38 PM (v3pYe)

158 RedMindBlueState...I've met Sponge and you, sir, are no Sponge.....oh, wait, I've met you too...

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 28, 2024 06:38 PM (tT6L1)

159 man, my pesky fingers botched a lot of the typing in that.

Posted by: anachronda at March 28, 2024 06:39 PM (v3pYe)

160 nah it would be a modern version of pre rennaisance italy run by narcos
Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:35 PM (HFD4k)

Mad Max
Posted by: Hat

yes, except without the refinement and sophistication

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:39 PM (HFD4k)

161 146 mexico is a disaster now, but no government mexico would be apocalyptic
Posted by: N'

Disagree. I've been to rural Guerrero, I think it would be an improvement without the CDMX busybody Socialists. I genuinely think a Mexican total collapse would result in a positive outcome as long as the 'American Empire' doesn't get involved and lets them all fight it out alone.
Seal the border, let them duke it out.
Posted by: LenNe

nah it would be a modern version of pre rennaisance italy run by narcos
Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:35 PM (HFD4k)

Mexico has a history of dictators taking over when the country falls into chaos. It's by no means a guarantee but propping up a non-functioning democracy seems to not really work. Letting a general/president-for-life sort things out seems to be more stable.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 28, 2024 06:39 PM (eYoxG)

162
I should head over the border and come back as a illegal

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2024 06:37 PM

About 300 million Americans should join you. I suspect within 24 hours things would change.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 28, 2024 06:39 PM (RKVpM)

163 Yes.

After they rape and eat you.
Posted by: H

not necessarily in that order, it might also be simultaneous

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:40 PM (HFD4k)

164 >>> 124 Don't have confirmation of this but could be plausible:
Financial links between Ukraine and mercenary terrorists who killed over 140 civilians in Moscow attack have been established. Ukraine was behind the terror attack. Is the West and the "rules-based order" nothing more than a genocide supporting terrorist organization?

https://tinyurl.com/bp8rsycn
Posted by: Ciampino - just traveling, not driving? at March 28, 2024 06:32 PM (qfLjt)

Western Civ >>>>> the horse they rode in on >>>>> "rules-based order" >>>>> the commies who came up with that BS

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 06:40 PM (llON8)

165 To have legal residence, force them all to Delaware.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2024 06:40 PM (J8LnB)

166 not necessarily in that order, it might also be simultaneous
Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:40 PM (HFD4k)

Junior! Stop playing with your food!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 06:41 PM (tkR6S)

167 141 Funny thing, I read Ukraine as CIA.

cyrillic can be tricksey

Posted by: anachronda at March 28, 2024 06:41 PM (v3pYe)

168 >>> 155 mexico is this far from going back to human sacrifices, by which I mean public human sacrifices

Posted by: N at
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I'll take; What are those headless bodies hanging from bridges, for $500.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 06:41 PM (Rgfl3)

169 we need to start by having a no uglies rule for immigrants legal or illegal.

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:41 PM (HFD4k)

170 These migrants ARE Americans now - they're not going back and you know it. You want them dying in the streets?!
Posted by: Sid at March 28, 2024 06:31 PM (XesvK)

Yes

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at March 28, 2024 06:41 PM (iNp3L)

171 157
'arnold horshack'
Wasn't that from the episode where Arnold joins a cult? It was funnier than hell when the other Sweathogs try to de-program him.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 28, 2024 06:41 PM (roH4R)

172 160 Mad Max
Posted by: Hat

yes, except without the refinement and sophistication

this is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: furiosa at March 28, 2024 06:41 PM (v3pYe)

173 124 Don't have confirmation of this but could be plausible:
Financial links between Ukraine and mercenary terrorists who killed over 140 civilians in Moscow attack have been established.
Posted by: Ciampino

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It's only barely plausible. It is much more plausible that Russia is faking evidence.

I am not defending Ukraine, but the uncontrollable risks of such an operation are massive and I doubt they would be that stupid. If proved that they are behind it (and why would anyone think they could hide such links in today's monitored world?) they would only aggravate the Russian populace -- helping Putin, -- and give Putin casus belli for even nuclear retaliation. If this is true and proved, then Putin wins everything.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at March 28, 2024 06:42 PM (8q7AN)

174 Junior! Stop playing with your food!
Posted by: Alb

heh

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:42 PM (HFD4k)

175 132 I wonder how many non illegals are signing up for this free money? You could split the money with a bunch of crazy homeless people or just use fluent spanish speakers. I'm betting there are zero safeguards and believe me the bad guys are figuring out how to milk this program.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 28, 2024 06:31 PM (camRx)

I was thinking the same thing, what is gonna stop anyone from doing it
Posted by: The Aliens at March 28, 2024 06:33 PM (NtVYv)

I'd bet the people implementing the program are the first ones skimming some cards.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 28, 2024 06:42 PM (idmxA)

176 171 157
'arnold horshack'
Wasn't that from the episode where Arnold joins a cult? It was funnier than hell when the other Sweathogs try to de-program him.

it was.

Posted by: anachronda at March 28, 2024 06:42 PM (v3pYe)

177 168 >>> 155 mexico is this far from going back to human sacrifices, by which I mean public human sacrifices

Posted by: N at
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I'll take; What are those headless bodies hanging from bridges, for $500.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 06:41 PM (Rgfl3)

Some of the gangs actually have cult-religious stuff going on rather than purely metaphorical human sacrifice. Santa Muerte.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 28, 2024 06:42 PM (eYoxG)

178 I'll take; What are those headless bodies hanging from bridges, for $500.
Posted by: Bra

wait, we are not in fallujah, this is cabo!

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:42 PM (HFD4k)

179
Whoever has 'asymmetric WW3' on your Bingo Cards? Hold onto them for drawing later this week.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 28, 2024 06:43 PM (RKVpM)

180 I'd bet the people implementing the program are the first ones skimming some cards.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Damn. That's a great idea. Gimme some of that sweet free money.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2024 06:43 PM (o9iNw)

181 >>> I am not defending Ukraine, but the uncontrollable risks of such an operation are massive and I doubt they would be that stupid.
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I'll take, Examples of CIA/DeepState efficacy for $500.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 06:44 PM (Rgfl3)

182 These migrants ARE Americans now - they're not going back and you know it. You want them dying in the streets?!
Posted by: Sid at March 28, 2024 06:31 PM (XesvK)

Streets, alleys, tenements, forests, or fields. Does it really matter where?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 28, 2024 06:44 PM (aD39U)

183 >>> 147 Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 Mar 26
International media isn’t reporting about the scale of violence that has broken out between Turkish and Kurdish migrants in Belgium over the past 2 days.

Vandalism, petrol bombs, assaults…

And the police are nowhere to be seen
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 06:36 PM (2yu8s)

These are the people our "elites" think they are going to use against *us*.

I'm sure there will be collateral damage, but it may not turn out the way the SMAHHHHRRT people expect.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 06:44 PM (llON8)

184 I'd bet the people implementing the program are the first ones skimming some cards.
Posted by: Cali

yes?

city officials are always getting busted using food stamp

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:44 PM (HFD4k)

185 not necessarily in that order, it might also be simultaneous
Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:40 PM (HFD4k)

Reminds me of Jim Carrey in the toilet when that sodomite SeaBass attacked and tried to rape and kill him.

https://tinyurl.com/ydxhs8pf

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2024 06:44 PM (R/m4+)

186 What was will be! What is will be no more!

Posted by: Vigo, Scourge of Carpathia, Sorrow of Moldavia at March 28, 2024 06:45 PM (4I/2K)

187 >>> 181 >>> I am not defending Ukraine, but the uncontrollable risks of such an operation are massive and I doubt they would be that stupid.
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I'll take, Examples of CIA/DeepState efficacy for $500.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 06:44 PM (Rgfl3)

What that guy said.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 28, 2024 06:45 PM (llON8)

188 173
'If this is true and proved, then Putin wins everything.'

That gives Putin tremendous motivation to make sure the evidence goes that way. We will never be sure what the truth really is for that massacre.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 28, 2024 06:45 PM (roH4R)

189 Some of the gangs actually have cult-religious stuff going on rather than purely metaphorical human sacrifice. Santa Muerte.
Posted by: R

indeed

they are just waiting for the public permits to bring back the days of old

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:45 PM (HFD4k)

190 It's only barely plausible. It is much more plausible that Russia is faking evidence.

I am not defending Ukraine, but the uncontrollable risks of such an operation are massive and I doubt they would be that stupid. If proved that they are behind it (and why would anyone think they could hide such links in today's monitored world?) they would only aggravate the Russian populace -- helping Putin, -- and give Putin casus belli for even nuclear retaliation. If this is true and proved, then Putin wins everything.
Posted by: PFC Obvious at March 28, 2024 06:42 PM (8q7AN)

The US routinely finances terrorism unwittingly, ISIS for example in our efforts to overthrow Assad. Sometimes more intentionally, although those we call "freedom fighters" or something.

The main twist in the story is the terrorists not turning around and using US weapons and money on US targets, which is how things end a lot.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 28, 2024 06:46 PM (eYoxG)

191 Reminds me of Jim Carrey in the toilet when that sodomite SeaBass attacked and tried to rape and kill him.

https://tinyurl.com/ydxhs8pf
Posted by: H

things were funnier then, before it was real

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:46 PM (HFD4k)

192 132 I wonder how many non illegals are signing up for this free money?
Posted by: CaliGirl

Ha ha. We just take the cards ourselves and write down fake names!!!
I only steal half, My boss stole half. The guys in the front office steal half. We went through 1,000 cards yesterday; I think one or two made it to the newcomers.

Posted by: Program administratos. at March 28, 2024 06:46 PM (8q7AN)

193 The 5th circuit is something 2:1 GOP/Dem judges. And stil they side with the invaders.

Fuck

Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 06:47 PM (hxe/1)

194 Damn. That's a great idea. Gimme some of that sweet free money.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2024 06:43 PM (o9iNw)

Hey, Pedro! These cards we're handing out, they work in some stores, but not in others, and some of the stuff you want to buy can be bought with them. Tell you what, for you, because I like you, I will personally take that card off your hands for 200 dollars in sweet green un-traceable cash, and you can spend that anywhere.

Pedro: "make it 300 dollars, ese!"

250, and we have a deal.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 06:47 PM (tkR6S)

195 Meanwhile, former President Trump is attending the wake of NYPD Officer Jonathan Diller

Oh, goody. Trump might get 0.00001% of the police officer vote.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 28, 2024 06:48 PM (dsdmx)

196 It's a write off, Jerry. They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at March 28, 2024 06:48 PM (WM2Xy)

197 183
'it may not turn out the way the SMAHHHHRRT people expect'

I'm waiting for that magical day when the police are too busy to arrest people shooting at rioters.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 28, 2024 06:48 PM (roH4R)

198 I've got some food and guns and ammo. I've looked at the hardcore survivalist stuff, but I've never been convinced that any of it would be effective. The people who think they're going to bug-out to the woods and shoot squirrels with a .22 to survive are deluding themselves.

I don't claim to have any answers, but I do think collapse is likely coming soon.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 28, 2024 06:49 PM (woPEM)

199 It's a write off, Jerry. They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at March 28, 2024 06:48 PM (WM2Xy)

Never. Gets. Old.

Unlike us CPAs who just go out of balance.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2024 06:49 PM (4I/2K)

200 Mexico has a history of dictators taking over when the country falls into chaos. It's by no means a guarantee but propping up a non-functioning democracy seems to not really work. Letting a general/president-for-life sort things out seems to be more stable.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 28, 2024 06:39 PM (eYoxG)

They kinda do have that. The PRI controls everything in Mexico that isn't controlled by the Cartels. The president is just a figurehead.

Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 06:49 PM (hxe/1)

201 Financial links between Ukraine and mercenary terrorists who killed over 140 civilians in Moscow attack have been established. Ukraine was behind the terror attack.

Posted by: Ciampino - just traveling, not driving? at March 28, 2024 06:32 PM (qfLjt)

Sure...a week after the attack and they have already found links to...conveniently...the country they are fighting?

Why would the U.S. warn Russia about the possibility of an attack if it was coming from Ukraine?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2024 06:49 PM (gSZYf)

202 Good morning, gentlemen. This is a twelve-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian features with all the advantages of modern design. The newcomers arrive in the entrance hall here, are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these large containers.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 28, 2024 06:50 PM (aD39U)

203 the bigger and mor interesting question is who is going to vote Trump harder, Jews angry about the October attacks or blacks angry about illegals getting money?

or do they just vote the same?

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:50 PM (HFD4k)

204 Ugh the Kid is out of town for 2 weeks so I'm stuck with the cats and the Old Cat is super happy but the New Cat is distressed and being all clingy and weird.
She's like, really upset.
Keeps creeping up on the bed when I'm trying to sleep and clawing/kneading at my shirt.
For real she's upset and distressed.
She screams and moans in her sleep, always has, but it's worse now, seems to be a bit of a life basket case and isn't handling a 2-week 'abandonment' very well.
Oh well. She'll just have to adjust.

Posted by: LenNeal at March 28, 2024 06:50 PM (9yXr+)

205 The PA governor is going to exercise his executive prerogative and not enforce signature verification. Federal judge says that is fine. The executive can ignore whatever laws they don't like, and make up ones they do.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 28, 2024 06:50 PM (dsdmx)

206 192 Ha ha. We just take the cards ourselves and write down fake names!!!

you can't fool me. it's fake names all the way down.

Posted by: anachronda at March 28, 2024 06:51 PM (v3pYe)

207 This is going to be devastating for Biden. Instead of the usual 87.98% of the vote in NYC, he'll only get 87.91% this year.

Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 06:51 PM (hxe/1)

208 124 Don't have confirmation of this but could be plausible:
Financial links between Ukraine and mercenary terrorists who killed over 140 civilians in Moscow attack have been established.
Posted by: Ciampino
......

So that would mean the U.S. paid for it.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2024 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

209 OK, so most of the IC "errors" in past are win/win. That is, when things go "wrong" and US is put in peril, that is often what they really wanted.

So, plausible that they want Russia to nuke Kiev and this is an "accident" to get the neutrons flying.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at March 28, 2024 06:52 PM (8q7AN)

210 203 the bigger and mor interesting question is who is going to vote Trump harder, Jews angry about the October attacks or blacks angry about illegals getting money?

or do they just vote the same?
Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:50 PM (HFD4k)

Spoiler alert: Jews will vote 80% Dem and blacks 90% Dem. Like they have forever.

Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 06:52 PM (hxe/1)

211 Posted by: Montec

What is the alternative? Voting for someone who said pussy?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 28, 2024 06:52 PM (dsdmx)

212 Why would the U.S. warn Russia about the possibility of an attack if it was coming from Ukraine?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2024 06:49 PM (gSZYf)

The terror-monitoring groups and back-channels we used to report them are not in cahoots with the parts of the US government that fund terrorists or separatists(intentionally or unintentionally).

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 28, 2024 06:53 PM (eYoxG)

213 I wouldn't put it past Russia to fake links between Ukraine and Islamic terrorists.

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2024 06:53 PM (fwDg9)

214 Didn't Putin get elected the first time by faking Chechen bombings?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 28, 2024 06:54 PM (aD39U)

215 What is the alternative? Voting for someone who said pussy?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 28, 2024 06:52 PM (dsdmx)

Not only did he say pussy, he literally wants to literally put blacks into literal slavery and literally execute every literal gay person. Literally.

Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 06:54 PM (hxe/1)

216 live nood thread

Posted by: anachronda at March 28, 2024 06:54 PM (v3pYe)

217 I wonder how many non illegals are signing up for this free money?
Posted by: CaliGirl
......

Me llamo Guillermo. Guillermo Tomas Harrisio.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2024 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

218 *Oh well. She'll just have to adjust.*

Spray bottle.

Posted by: Tried and true. at March 28, 2024 06:55 PM (WM2Xy)

219 Don't have confirmation of this but could be plausible:
Financial links between Ukraine and mercenary terrorists who killed over 140 civilians in Moscow attack have been established.
Posted by: Ciampino
......

So that would mean the U.S. paid for it.

Posted by: wth at March 28, 2024 06:52 PM

Why not, I mean our $$$$ to $hitholes like Iran, Afghanistan and Iraq is what created ISIS in the first place. Stands to reason some of the Europeans want to get in on that action.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 28, 2024 06:55 PM (QNSds)

220 213 I wouldn't put it past Russia to fake links between Ukraine and Islamic terrorists.
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2024 06:53 PM (fwDg9)

Sure, but would you put it past the US to finance Islamic terrorists. Or Nazis, or communists, all of which we've done in the past, some of it recently. The Russians may be lying, but the accusation is not inherently absurd.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 28, 2024 06:55 PM (eYoxG)

221 250, and we have a deal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Are you kidding? there was a whole ghetto economy doing this in the 90s ( I don't know about now since they Ofuckhead loosened the rules. )

The bodegas would take the cash "food stamps" and give cash at discount. This is why laundry detergent became a form of ghetto currency, and is still one of the most stolen items. There were people who would buy the detergent, then sell back to store, and convert their welfare into cash to buy drugs.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at March 28, 2024 06:57 PM (8q7AN)

222 Sure...a week after the attack and they have already found links to...conveniently...the country they are fighting?

Why would the U.S. warn Russia about the possibility of an attack if it was coming from Ukraine?
Posted by: Ch

because having your proxy attack the moscow, with or without your permission, is different than having your proxy fighting in home territory, attacking territory annexed from your proxy or having your proxy hit some airbases.

vietnam and afghanistan were not so dangerous, as this stupid ukraine nonsense, because we were just murdering each others soldiers in somebody elses country. if the vietcong had hit us in hawaii that would have been a thing.

Posted by: N at March 28, 2024 06:58 PM (On1N3)

223 213
You said it better than I did.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 28, 2024 07:00 PM (roH4R)

224 In the meantime, Trump attended the wake for the murdered NYC police officer...and PAID OFF HIS FAMILY'S HOUSE!

Posted by: birdog at March 28, 2024 07:01 PM (+Fkyb)

225 These migrants ARE Americans now - they're not going back and you know it. You want them dying in the streets?!

Posted by: Sid

yes. I want them slaughtered by their millions in the streets, alleys, and back yards of ordinary Americans in a fit of justifiable rage. *Right before that mob turns it's eyes upon the politicians that brought this hell to us.*

*Bob, and the 3-letters. This is wishful thinking, NOT planning or execution*

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 28, 2024 07:04 PM (MsrgL)

226 245
@188

Best revelation I've seen of the world of Crypto:

https://tinyurl.com/msnw7ubj

It's Patrick Boyle interviewing a guy who started to write a book on something else and got gobsmacked by what he was tangentially seeing in crypto and wrote a book on that instead
---
I didn't get a chance to watch this earlier.
But it's .... terrible. If you know about crypto.
NFTs are not crypto. They're the tulips. There's also memecoin garbage like Doge.
There are real world uses for crypto well beyond money. E.g., FET, RNDR, ICP, also AI and gaming tokens
Bitcoin is not crypto and will never be currency for everyday use; its a store of value now.
XRP may--may--be daily use of crypto like fiat. Or some other. (XRP is just as likely to be the basis for CBDC, lol)

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2024 07:08 PM (yikga)

227 >>>NYC Begins Handing Out Free Cash Cards to Illegal Aliens, Worth $1200+ Every Month

Jeez, don't advertise it....

Posted by: m at March 29, 2024 02:54 AM (o3SCB)

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