Support




Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Powered by
Movable Type





Fire Alarm Puller Jamaal Bowman, Who Has Previously Pushed "Bush Did 911" Trutherism Conspiracy Theories, Now Claims That Jews Are Fabricating Evidence About Hamas' Rape Teams

Jamaal Bowman, the only male "Squad" member and someone who made the Youthful Mistake of peddling anti-American 911 conspiracy theories when he was (checks notes) thirty fucking five years old, now tells a group of pro-Hamas protesters that those sinister Jews are lying about rape.


"There was propaganda used in the beginning of the siege... There's still no evidence of beheaded babies or raped women. But they still keep using that lie [for] propaganda."

Posted by Stacey Matthews

There's a reason why the Democratic anti-Israel members of Congress are nicknamed the Hamas Caucus, and it is perhaps best demonstrated by way of a November video that has resurfaced showing Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) acting in the role of a Hamas rape denier.

Bowman, who is also known for being a comrade in the Democratic Socialist "Squad" led by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), was speaking at a "Ceasefire NOW" rally in White Plains, NY, where he not only accused Israel of lying about the rapes Hamas committed against Israeli women but also suggested that the baby beheadings committed by Hamas terrorists didn't happen.

He also used the word "siege" to describe the beginning of the Israel-Hamas war, and rest assured that it was unlikely the conspiracy theorist Congressman was referring to Hamas' reign of terror at the NOVA festival or any of the other areas they attacked on October 7th:


Incredibly, when Bowman was confronted by the media late last week about the video, he initially refused to answer questions, saying his mind was on other things and that he'd have his staff get back to them...

But later, he issued a formal statement in which he claimed without evidence that his words had been "twisted"...

Twisted? We're quoting you exactly.

More at the link.

Now two members of the Squad's "Hamas Corner" are facing strong primary opponents -- backed by, you guessed it, those sinister Jews who falsify rape evidence and "twist" your words.


Jewish Dems endorse challengers to Squad members Jamaal Bowman, Cori Bush

[Picture of these ugly people omitted:]
Rep. Cori Bush (D-MO) middle, and Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY), right, attend a vigil alongside state legislators and faith leaders currently on hunger strike outside the White House to demand that President Joe Biden call for a permanent ceasefire in Gaza on Wednesday, Nov. 29, 2023.


The Jewish Democratic Council of America (JDCA) on Thursday announced its endorsement of primary challengers to two far-left lawmakers, the first time the group -- which is closely aligned with the Democratic Party -- has backed candidates who are challenging Democratic incumbents.

JDCA offered its support to George Latimer, the Westchester County executive who is taking on Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY), and Wesley Bell, a St. Louis prosecutor looking to unseat Rep. Cori Bush (D-MO). Both Bowman and Bush have held strongly anti-Israel views since first elected -- and have only amplified their animus since the Oct. 7 Hamas terror attacks.

But they are also vulnerable because of scandals that are unrelated to Israel. Bush is under criminal investigation over alleged misspending of federal security money. Bowman pled guilty to a misdemeanor for pulling a fire alarm in a House office building last fall.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:53 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 It wasn't "rape" rape.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 28, 2024 04:53 PM (QNSds)

2 Oh and FIRST.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 28, 2024 04:53 PM (QNSds)

3 Does he yell "FIRE!" during Congressional meet-ups.

For the LOL's

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2024 04:55 PM (Q4IgG)

4 JOOOOS!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 28, 2024 04:55 PM (8zt8L)

5 Let's not get their theories about conspiracies mixed up with the right-wing conspiracy theories!

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2024 04:56 PM (krQz2)

6 Bowman is a sh**stain on America.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 04:56 PM (htl4C)

7 About time the Hamashole caucus got some primary push back.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 28, 2024 04:56 PM (qVQSp)

8 Bowman is a sh**stain on America.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 04:56 PM (htl4C)
---
A fine Democrat tradition.

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2024 04:56 PM (krQz2)

9 Jamaal Bowman, the only male "Squad" member and someone who made the Youthful Mistake of peddling anti-American 911 conspiracy theories when he was (checks notes) thirty f***ing five years old, now tells a group of pro-Hamas protesters that those sinister Jews are lying about rape.

Wait, I thought we had to believe all women. Do Joo women not count?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 28, 2024 04:57 PM (CsUN+)

10 That's DOCTOR Jamaal Bowman!

He's a Doctor of Education, too!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at March 28, 2024 04:58 PM (YAtuc)

11 No evidence for raped women....

I guess the poor thing they hurled into a truck on Day 1 just sat on a tomato and then felt like a nap, huh?

Rot in the deepest smelliest pig-shit filled corner of Hell, you God damned carpet fucking bastard.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 28, 2024 04:58 PM (GkFGh)

12 That's DOCTOR Jamaal Bowman!

He's a Doctor of Education, too!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden!


Oh, okay. I'll use small words.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 28, 2024 04:59 PM (CsUN+)

13 otters called

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 04:59 PM (2yu8s)

14 Bowman is a sh**stain on America.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 04:56 PM (htl4

F. U. We have standards. He's not one of us.

Posted by: Shitstains Local 97 at March 28, 2024 04:59 PM (LjgPm)

15 What is it with blacks hating Jews and Asians? I think they hate them more than whitey sometimes.

Posted by: JROD at March 28, 2024 04:59 PM (IlL6s)

16 Let's not bicker and argue about who raped who.

Posted by: Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) at March 28, 2024 04:59 PM (a3Q+t)

17 I'm shocked! Shocked, I say! that a lying liar who lies is lying.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 28, 2024 04:59 PM (XASq/)

18
Old: Believe all women

New: Don't believe any Jewish Women.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 28, 2024 05:00 PM (+oR7L)

19 Statisically there are more white dickheads in congress than black dickheads.

Posted by: DOYLE at March 28, 2024 05:00 PM (Z8Yh2)

20 Old: Believe all women

New: Don't believe any Jewish Women.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 28, 2024 05:00 PM (+oR7L)
---
What's not new?

Everything Democrats say has an expiration date on it.

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2024 05:00 PM (krQz2)

21 What is it with blacks hating Jews and Asians? I think they hate them more than whitey sometimes.

They too are minorities, and they are very successful. It's embarrassing.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 28, 2024 05:01 PM (CsUN+)

22 15 What is it with blacks hating Jews and Asians? I think they hate them more than whitey sometimes.
Posted by: JROD at March 28, 2024 04:59 PM (IlL6s)
______
One thing about us white folks, we are no threat to their self image as the #1 victims. Especially us pale penis people.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 28, 2024 05:01 PM (1bNHn)

23 Bowman is a sh**stain on America.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 04:56 PM


He's not the only (D-NY) about whom that can be said.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2024 05:01 PM (a3Q+t)

24 Bowman is a sh**stain on America.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 04:56 PM (htl4

F. U. We have standards. He's not one of us.
Posted by: Shitstains Local 97

Yes, he's a dem so he's definitely a union puke sh**stain.
You own him.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 05:02 PM (htl4C)

25 What is it with blacks hating Jews and Asians? I think they hate them more than whitey sometimes.

They too are minorities, and they are very successful. It's embarrassing.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 28, 2024 05:01 PM (CsUN+)
---
They can't be racist, supposedly. So they feel free to express racial animosity.

The ones that feed compelled to avoid racial animosity tend to be the "White Supremacists of Color".

So they probably want to avoid that.

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2024 05:02 PM (krQz2)

26 Bowman belongs in Haiti or one of those Central African countries. He is the stereotypical ignorant , immoral strongman. He would look perfect in a over the top epaulette decorated military uniform.

Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 05:02 PM (MNhXM)

27
Hey, weren't they kind of asking to get raped because they occupied Palestinian lands? Huh?

Posted by: That's DOCTOR Jamal Bowman at March 28, 2024 05:03 PM (+oR7L)

28 15 What is it with blacks hating Jews and Asians? I think they hate them more than whitey sometimes.
Posted by: JROD at March 28, 2024 04:59 PM (IlL6s)

Blacks hate everybody. Jews, Asians, used to run small stores and stuff in black neighborhoods. Now it's the Arabs, who they also hate.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 28, 2024 05:03 PM (eYoxG)

29 Wait, I thought we had to believe all women. Do Joo women not count?

Of course not.

You're supposed to believe the Palestinian claims of mass rape in Gaza by the IDF, though.

Amusingly, Hamas itself denounced the mass rape claims in Gaza, because it was causing civilians to flee, and Hamas was losing its human shields.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 28, 2024 05:03 PM (YAtuc)

30 Bowman is a sh**stain on America.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 04:56 PM

He's not the only (D-NY) about whom that can be said.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2024 05:01 PM (a3Q+t)
---
And one of the prominent others is Jewish. (But has a name that means "vagabond" or "lay-about")

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2024 05:03 PM (krQz2)

31 The Jewish Democratic Council of America (JDCA) on Thursday announced its endorsement of primary challengers to two far-left lawmakers, the first time the group -- which is closely aligned with the Democratic Party -- has backed candidates who are challenging Democratic incumbents.

Somehow I don't think voting in different democrats is the answer.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 28, 2024 05:03 PM (fLLGE)

32 "I need to git to da vote. I'll pull this red door opener!"

Posted by: Jamaal Bowman at March 28, 2024 05:04 PM (PiwSw)

33 Bowman belongs in Haiti or one of those Central African countries. He is the stereotypical ignorant , immoral strongman. He would look perfect in a over the top epaulette decorated military uniform.
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 05:02 PM (MNhXM)

He'd make a great Ghana funeral dancer.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 28, 2024 05:04 PM (LjgPm)

34 willowed:

If you want to be off the grid you have to stay off the grid.
Putting your info, the tiniest bit, out there will open the gate.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 05:04 PM (Rgfl3)

35 I was just reading what Rashida handed me!

Posted by: Jamaal at March 28, 2024 05:04 PM (m2XKJ)

36 If all of that video was all CGI [run by AI??], then I can hardly wait until the software is available for a desktop PC so I can start making my own movies!

BTW, one of the terrorist-enabling 'journalists' helping with the Oct. 7th Attack just got an award for his photography:
||Pic By Man Who Accompanied Oct. 7 Terrorists Wins Prestigious Award
The photograph that won first place in the prestigious POY photojournalism competition’s Team Picture Story of the Year category is a photograph of Hamas terrorists in the back of a truck posing over the half-naked corpse of German-Israeli citizen Shani Louk.

20 photographs from the Associated Press (AP) depicting the war that began when Hamas massacred 1,200 people on October 7 received the award. The first of these photographs was taken by Associated Press (AP) photographer Ali Mahmud, who accompanied the terrorists who committed the massacre on October 7 and documented their atrocities as they were committed, and captured the terrorists celebrating over Louk’s corpse.||
https://tinyurl.com/2cuyx4p3

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 05:04 PM (2yu8s)

37 We never raped those babies and only decapitated them after we already stabbed or shot them to death
HAMAS spokesman

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2024 05:05 PM (FQmDC)

38 20 photographs from the Associated Press (AP) depicting the war that began when Hamas massacred 1,200 people on October 7 received the award. The first of these photographs was taken by Associated Press (AP) photographer Ali Mahmud, who accompanied the terrorists who committed the massacre on October 7 and documented their atrocities as they were committed, and captured the terrorists celebrating over Louk’s corpse.||
https://tinyurl.com/2cuyx4p3
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 05:04 PM (2yu8s)


This is true journalism.

Posted by: Zombie Mike Wallace at March 28, 2024 05:06 PM (PiwSw)

39 The Jewish Democratic Council of America (JDCA) on Thursday announced its endorsement of primary challengers to two far-left lawmakers

___

LOL. So they'll swap out a really really really far left Hamas supporter with only a really far left Hamas supporter.

The entire party hates you, idiots. Wake the fuck up.

Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 05:06 PM (hxe/1)

40 This all started in the early 70s when the new crop of liberal judges started allowing lawyers to introduce frivolous lawsuits instead of humiliating them for being fools.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 05:06 PM (Rgfl3)

41 Bowman belongs in Haiti or one of those Central African countries. He is the stereotypical ignorant , immoral strongman. He would look perfect in a over the top epaulette decorated military uniform.

Morgan Freeman has entered the chat.

https://tinyurl.com/2ymd97b8

Posted by: Archimedes at March 28, 2024 05:06 PM (CsUN+)

42
Rape is a favorite tool in the Hamas tool chest.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 28, 2024 05:06 PM (+oR7L)

43 They like rape.

Posted by: Blazing Saddles at March 28, 2024 05:07 PM (WM2Xy)

44 Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig
Al Jazeera has admitted that a story accusing Israeli soldiers of perpetrating rape against women during the IDF’s latest excursion against Hamas at Shifa Hospital that they circulated is nothing but a lie.

Al Jazeera columnist and former director Yasser Abuhilalah also tweeted, admitting that, “It was revealed through Hamas investigations that the story of the rape of women in Al-Shifa Hospital was fabricated… The woman who spoke about rape justified her exaggeration and incorrect talk by saying that the goal was to arouse the nation’s fervor and brotherhood.”

How many times do we have to tell the world that Hamas and all their mouthpieces are liars?

How many times do they have to be caught in their lies, spreading false narratives to further blood libels against Israel and the Jewish people around the world, for everyone to stop taking their words as truth?

Why is it easier for the world to believe in the words of terrorists than those of Jews?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 05:07 PM (2yu8s)

45 Jamal thinks Israel is faking the claims of Hamas rape teams. Time for him to put his money where his mouth is. He has a daughter. Step up and send his daughter over to Gaza and see just how virtuous they are.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 28, 2024 05:08 PM (N39Ws)

46 A Jew once bit my sister!

Posted by: Norwegian Dentist at March 28, 2024 05:08 PM (Zz86T)

47 Statisically there are more white dickheads in congress than black dickheads.
Posted by: DOYLE
-

Verified FACT.

Posted by: Kamala at March 28, 2024 05:08 PM (m2XKJ)

48 Club 85 strikes again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2024 05:08 PM (YqDXo)

49 16 Let's not bicker and argue about who raped who.
-----------------------
LoL 😆

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 28, 2024 05:08 PM (ok/yg)

50 Turtle's sister-in-law, who recently drowned in a Tesla, is listed as the CEO of the company that owns the ship that had the allison with the Baltimore bridge.

woo-woo-woooooooo-woo

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2024 05:08 PM (a3Q+t)

51 Somebody wrote an academic paper saying that the refusal of Israeli soldiers to rape Palestinians only demonstrated how racist the Israelis are.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 28, 2024 05:09 PM (YAtuc)

52 Dem Blacks hate other blacks to if they don’t agree with them politically. No different than any other Leftist.

Clarence Thomas is a hero to most white conservatives. He is a pariah to black democrats.

Leftism is a mental disease.

Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 05:09 PM (MNhXM)

53 I just love Judge Jeanine.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2024 05:09 PM (NpAcC)

54 What is it with blacks hating Jews and Asians? I think they hate them more than whitey sometimes.
Posted by: JROD at March 28, 2024 04:59 PM (IlL6s)
They hate the Hispanic the most.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at March 28, 2024 05:09 PM (UWRAE)

55 He also said "the Jew is using the Black as muscle. And you are left helpless."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 28, 2024 05:09 PM (xcxpd)

56 This kind of reseal lying should be grounds for removal from office.

Posted by: vic at March 28, 2024 05:10 PM (A5THL)

57 Really out (Clarence Thomas): Believe all women

Out (Bill Clinton): Them 403s be lying about this stuff!

Still kind of in (Donald Trump): Believe all women

The new hotness (Hamas): Them Jew 403s be lying about this stuff!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2024 05:10 PM (ibTVg)

58 Rape is a favorite tool in the Hamas tool chest.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 28, 2024 05:06 PM (+oR7L)
---
They have a small number of diverse weaponry.

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2024 05:10 PM (krQz2)

59 auto spell check ain't worth a crap in windows 11.

Posted by: vic at March 28, 2024 05:11 PM (A5THL)

60 Thanks for the reminder everyone.

Posted by: JROD at March 28, 2024 05:11 PM (IlL6s)

61 59 auto spell check ain't worth a crap in windows 11.
Posted by: vic at March 28, 2024 05:11 PM (A5THL)

Very true

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 28, 2024 05:12 PM (xcxpd)

62 "Men, you will parasail in rape, murder, burn and rape..."

"Excuse me sir, you said rape twice!"

'I like rape."

Posted by: steevy at March 28, 2024 05:12 PM (FQmDC)

63 Our Volkskammer is filled with Jew-hating bastards and bitches.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 28, 2024 05:12 PM (8sMut)

64 How many times do we have to tell the world that Hamas and all their mouthpieces are liars?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 05:07 PM (2yu8s)
---
At least once more, I guess.

Look, it's God's plan that Israel be made "a cup of trembling among the nations". That's a prophesy about 2500 years old.

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2024 05:13 PM (krQz2)

65 50 Turtle's sister-in-law, who recently drowned in a Tesla, is listed as the CEO of the company that owns the ship that had the allison with the Baltimore bridge.

woo-woo-woooooooo-woo
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2024 05:08 PM (a3Q+t)

So the CEO got so wasted she couldnt tell front from back. That doesn't inspire confidence in the management of Evergreen or whatever. Company culture flows from leadership. Sounds like a real sh*thole.

Posted by: Mishdog at March 28, 2024 05:13 PM (Mykux)

66 I think the only way to resolve this is to arrange a trip to Israel for an hour-long locked-door meeting between Bowman and the families & friends of Israeli (and other nations') victims of beheadings and rapes.

Do it for a good cause: put it on PPV TV to raise money to buy more Israeli weapons ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 05:13 PM (LbjEm)

67 Another part of all this - remember during the WoT when the FNM got a hold of literal rape pron videos and declared it was evidence of American troops raping Iraqi women (in one case with the rape pron company watermark still on the video they presented).

After being exposed they reverted to the "seriousness of the charge bullshit of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2024 05:13 PM (ibTVg)

68 One of those raped women are back in the States talking about it.

Posted by: vic at March 28, 2024 05:13 PM (A5THL)

69

Democrats: Trump has raped more women than Hamas.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 05:13 PM (lX8VI)

70 50 Turtle's sister-in-law, who recently drowned in a Tesla, is listed as the CEO of the company that owns the ship that had the allison with the Baltimore bridge.

not certain whether typo for "allision" or "liaison".

(wiktionary #5: a tryst; a romantic meeting)

Posted by: anachronda at March 28, 2024 05:14 PM (v3pYe)

71 Clarence Thomas is a hero to most white conservatives. He is a pariah to black democrats.

Leftism is a mental disease.
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 05:09 PM (MNhXM)

The interview Rush did with Clarence Thomas in 2007 was must-hear radio.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 28, 2024 05:14 PM (8sMut)

72 What is it with blacks hating Jews and Asians? I think they hate them more than whitey sometimes.

They too are minorities, and they are very successful. It's embarrassing.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 28, 2024 05:01 PM (CsUN+)
______________

Yep. Puts me in mind of an incident at the Berkeley Chess Club (a very strong club, btw). One guy was trouncing a second guy, who proposed to surrender.

The first guy said, "No, your position is tenable." He turned the board around and proceeded to trounce the second guy again, this time from the second guy's "losing" position.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2024 05:14 PM (YqDXo)

73 Stone hard Marxist

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2024 05:14 PM (fwDg9)

74 60 Thanks for the reminder everyone.
Posted by: JROD at March 28, 2024 05:11 PM (IlL6s)

Ya’ll still chatting away in the previous thread?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 05:14 PM (YwyqV)

75 Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2024 05:13 PM (ibTVg)

That was one of the Boston newspapers.

Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 05:14 PM (MNhXM)

76 Vic, spell check sometimes is specific to the browser. Brave will tell me when a word is misspelled but will not auto correct it. Edge will, and so does Safari, but these sometimes correct a word that I don't want corrected.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 28, 2024 05:14 PM (MeG8a)

77 What is it with blacks hating Jews and Asians? I think they hate them more than whitey sometimes.

They too are minorities, and they are very successful. It's embarrassing.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 28, 2024 05:01 PM (CsUN+)
________________

It really gives the lie to the "America is racist and hold minorities down" rubbish.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2024 05:15 PM (YqDXo)

78 None of the "scandals" in which Bowman and Bush are involved will mean a thing to the animals who voted for them in the first place.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 28, 2024 05:15 PM (bNf8H)

79 Well I am no using a Microsnot browser.

Posted by: vic at March 28, 2024 05:16 PM (A5THL)

80 My pressure switch has been sitting in the USPS center since 10 o'clock last night. Delivery is before 10pm today..
USPS will declare it delivered today and actually deliver it tomorrow

Posted by: Jamaica at March 28, 2024 05:16 PM (IG7T0)

81 not certain whether typo for "allision" or "liaison".

(wiktionary #5: a tryst; a romantic meeting)
Posted by: anachronda at March 28, 2024 05:14 PM


*red face*

Allision.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2024 05:16 PM (a3Q+t)

82 he first guy said, "No, your position is tenable." He turned the board around and proceeded to trounce the second guy again, this time from the second guy's "losing" position.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2024 05:14 PM (YqDXo)

The problem is the loosing guy didn’t flip the board when the other guy didn’t accept his surrender.

Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 05:17 PM (MNhXM)

83 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 28, 2024 05:17 PM (T4tVD)

84 I'm sorry but this is silly. Hamas is proud of what they did. In some cases, they filmed themselves and uploaded it in progress.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 28, 2024 05:17 PM (yeEu9)

85 Bowmann there will be no support for reparations. No one alive saw slavery in the US, no one alive has slaves and I don't believe any history books. This is how it works , amirite?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 28, 2024 05:18 PM (/Qymv)

86 None of the "scandals" in which Bowman and Bush are involved will mean a thing to the animals who voted for them in the first place.

Well, next election certainly won't be a close shave for Cori Bush. I bet she'll get a brazillion votes in smooth sweep of the opposition. In fact her office is like her own secret garden that she'll be able to hold for as long as she wants.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2024 05:18 PM (ibTVg)

87 @54 Hedley Lamar-most of my family is Mexican. My cousins who are white/Mexican have experienced a lot of prejudice from "immigrants" born in Mexico. One of my half/half cousins is a concrete finisher here in the Bay Area. He says these Mexicans are even prejudice against others that aren't from the same state in Mexico. Says that has caused violence.

Blacks hating Mexicans I haven't noticed as much. Some but not as much as they hate they hurl at the others I mentioned. Of course lately with illegals they've been pretty vocal.

Posted by: JROD at March 28, 2024 05:18 PM (IlL6s)

88 Now two members of the Squad's "Hamas Corner" ...

------------

I initially read that as "Hamas Coroner" ... and it briefly moved.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 05:19 PM (LbjEm)

89 It really gives the lie to the "America is racist and hold minorities down" rubbish.
____

see also minorities from all around the world rushing America's border all in order to be subjected to white supremacy

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 28, 2024 05:19 PM (WRz51)

90 Bowmann there will be no support for reparations. No one alive saw slavery in the US, no one alive has slaves and I don't believe any history books. This is how it works , amirite?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 28, 2024 05:18 PM (/Qymv)
________________

I don't care if slavery just ended last week. No reparations. Get off your asses and earn what you want.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2024 05:19 PM (YqDXo)

91 ‘But they are also vulnerable because of scandals that are unrelated to Israel. Bush is under criminal investigation over alleged misspending of federal security money. Bowman pled guilty to a misdemeanor for pulling a fire alarm in a House office building last fall.‘

That makes them vulnerable? Hell, that will only increase their support in the Democrat base of criminals, scumbags, lowlifes, goatfuckers, and baby-raping shitmongers.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 05:19 PM (trfik)

92 A Jew once bit my sister!
Posted by: Norwegian Dentist at March 28, 2024 05:08 PM


I hear Joo bites are pretty nasti.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 05:20 PM (Wnv9h)

93 *red face*

Allision.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 28, 2024 05:16 PM (a3Q+t)
---
I know the world is killing you...

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2024 05:20 PM (krQz2)

94 A black man can’t commit a crime?!

What country is this?!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 05:20 PM (eQRY8)

95 How many times do we have to tell the world that Hamas and all their mouthpieces are liars?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 05:07 PM (2yu8s)

City Council in my NH town has at least 2 members itching for a resolution to push for a permanent cease fire.

I'm surrounded by Mass-tards.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 28, 2024 05:20 PM (N39Ws)

96 The Left knows Hamas are rapists and did this to Israelis. They know.

Don't give them the credit of being ignorant on stuff like this.

They know and they enjoy lying about it.

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 05:21 PM (lX8VI)

97 >>>US letter to Finance Ministry says Biden Admin. sanctions against 7 settlers over alleged violence were not meant to seize all of their assets or close their bank accounts.
----
Right, they didn't mean what they said. Or they didn't mean it after...
---------------
... after Finance Minister Bezalel Smotrich threatened to take action against the Palestinian Authority's economy in response to the sanctions.

https://tinyurl.com/44affzy6

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 05:21 PM (Rgfl3)

98 94 A black man can’t commit a crime?!

What country is this?!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 05:20 PM (eQRY

America. In the years 2009-2017 if said black person lives in the WH.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 28, 2024 05:21 PM (N39Ws)

99 Well, next election certainly won't be a close shave for Cori Bush. I bet she'll get a brazillion votes in smooth sweep of the opposition. In fact her office is like her own secret garden that she'll be able to hold for as long as she wants.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2024 05:18 PM (ibTVg)

——————-

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE MAKES A CUE BALL LOOK LIKE TED NUGENT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at March 28, 2024 05:21 PM (u73oe)

100 94 A black man can’t commit a crime?!

What country is this?!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 05:20 PM (eQRY

clown country, my friend, clown country

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 28, 2024 05:21 PM (xcxpd)

101 Well, next election certainly won't be a close shave for Cori Bush. I bet she'll get a brazillion votes in smooth sweep of the opposition. In fact her office is like her own secret garden that she'll be able to hold for as long as she wants.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2024 05:18 PM


1) *golf clap*

B) Brain bleach! Stat!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 05:21 PM (Wnv9h)

102 City Council in my NH town has at least 2 members itching for a resolution to push for a permanent cease fire.
________________

Who gives a monkey's patoot what the city council of Hemorrhoid, NH thinks about ... well ... anything.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2024 05:21 PM (YqDXo)

103 This is a devious argument. He wants people to get bogged down in details that may or may not be true and distract them from the big picture. There's always a fog of war element, where some particular stories get misrepresented, but the idea that Hamas didn't rape anyone is patently absurd.

Posted by: Max Power at March 28, 2024 05:22 PM (q177U)

104 Now that the allies have successfully landed at Normandy it time for a cease fire. It's only fair.

Posted by: History at March 28, 2024 05:22 PM (WM2Xy)

105 City Council in my NH town has at least 2 members itching for a resolution to push for a permanent cease fire.
_____

It's not your f*cking job, how about you fix the potholes on Main Street you f*cking worthless a**holes!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 28, 2024 05:22 PM (WRz51)

106 City Council in my NH town has at least 2 members itching for a resolution to push for a permanent cease fire.

I'm surrounded by Mass-tards.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 28, 2024 05:20 PM


I can't help...I'm not there yet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 05:23 PM (Wnv9h)

107 102
Who gives a monkey's patoot what the city council of Hemorrhoid, NH thinks about ... well ... anything.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2024 05:21 PM (YqDXo)

I expressed that very opinion to them two weeks ago. The ones in question view themselves as a voice for the unheard. Apparently our NH elected delegation to DC isn't listening to them, so these two City Councilors must do it. It wouldn't take a rocket scientist to figure out how they vote.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 28, 2024 05:23 PM (N39Ws)

108 Now that the allies have successfully landed at Normandy it time for a cease fire. It's only fair.
Posted by: History at March 28, 2024 05:22 PM (WM2Xy)
---
Nice illustration.

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2024 05:23 PM (krQz2)

109 City Council in my NH town has at least 2 members itching for a resolution to push for a permanent cease fire.
__________________

In Chicago? Good idea.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2024 05:24 PM (YqDXo)

110 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 28, 2024 05:21 PM (xcxpd)

If being black and not being able to commit a crime is wrong then I don’t want to be right!!!!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 05:24 PM (eQRY8)

111 96 The Left knows Hamas are rapists and did this to Israelis. They know.
Don't give them the credit of being ignorant on stuff like this.
They know and they enjoy lying about it.
Posted by: ...
------------------------

Yes.
Hamas and hezbolla are arms of the Democrat octopus.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 05:24 PM (Rgfl3)

112 Posted by: Max Power at March 28, 2024 05:22 PM (q177U)

You and I are almost always simpatico

Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 05:24 PM (lX8VI)

113 voting for a different democrat is mostly like voting for mitt instead of mitch

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 28, 2024 05:24 PM (B1FKF)

114 Worse was atrocities were sent real time to family of their murder and rape victims.

Level Gaza and I wouldn't care

Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2024 05:25 PM (fwDg9)

115 City Council in my NH town has at least 2 members itching for a resolution to push for a permanent cease fire.
________________

Who gives a monkey's patoot what the city council of Hemorrhoid, NH thinks about ... well ... anything.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2024 05:21 PM


Seriously. City council members who insist on a foreign policy get a night in the box.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 05:25 PM (Wnv9h)

116 Wasn't Hamas (and other "Palestinians") bragging about the rapes in real time, on the internet?

And then there are the videos, which I don't even want to watch ... my brain is polluted enough with the crap the let is doing in public.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 28, 2024 05:25 PM (Cus5s)

117 Rape denier. Liar liar rape denier.

Everywhere he goes, scream the chant.

LIAR LIAR RAPE DENIER!!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 28, 2024 05:25 PM (KiBMU)

118 I have never heard of a school principal falsely pulling a fire alarm. It's a crime and a doctor of education ought to know better.

Posted by: Pull This! at March 28, 2024 05:26 PM (V5BDR)

119 I think (man) Ro Khama is also a Justice Democrat/ squad member. The goal is to replace every member of Congress, btw.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2024 05:26 PM (emxO0)

120 City council members who insist on a foreign policy get a night in the box.

Is there a mirror in the box, and a vanity light, because that would be awesome.

Posted by: City council members who insist on a foreign policy at March 28, 2024 05:26 PM (CsUN+)

121 "Trump aims to smash Biden's record $25 MILLION fundraiser with Obama and Bill Clinton by holding $33 MILLION cash bonanza in Palm Beach "

They probably don't need my $20 then.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2024 05:26 PM (vFG9F)

122 Bowman is more dangerous that the other far left wing assholes.
He "tries" to pose as more moderate sometimes and to fly under the radar. But he is just as dangerous as the AOC and the others.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2024 05:26 PM (PQ4m2)

123 Those cease fire assholes don't seem to want one in Ukraine.

Ask them why the diff?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at March 28, 2024 05:27 PM (KiBMU)

124
Now two members of the Squad's "Hamas Corner" are facing strong primary opponents --

============

Dang, neither of them's AOC.

I think that little flea is in Congress forever. Another Charlie Rangel or Maxine Waters.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 28, 2024 05:27 PM (I87yH)

125 auto spell check ain't worth a crap in windows 11.
Posted by: vic at March 28, 2024 05:11 PM (A5THL)

wewwee trooo.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 28, 2024 05:27 PM (iODuv)

126 First of all democrats don't know what a woman is and wouldn't know one if they bumped into one - APPARENTLY (swearsie USSC);
Secondly, all Jewish women are not really women - any muslim animal not in the act of raping one.

Posted by: Ciampino - this crazy lust for muslims at March 28, 2024 05:27 PM (qfLjt)

127 Somebody wrote an academic paper saying that the refusal of Israeli soldiers to rape Palestinians only demonstrated how racist the Israelis are.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 28, 2024 05:09 PM (YAtuc)

Well, that, and the fact that most pali wimmenz are ugly Orcs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 05:28 PM (tkR6S)

128 Yes, yes they were bragging about and sharing videos of the 10/7 atrocities.

Hamas were wearing go pro cameras and included “journalists “ in their attack parties.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2024 05:29 PM (emxO0)

129 If being black and not being able to commit a crime is wrong then I don’t want to be right!!!!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 05:24 PM (eQRY

lol

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 28, 2024 05:29 PM (xcxpd)

130 Cernovich @Cernovich 2h
The law and order (relatively speaking) candidate in Illinois was winning.

Far left wing Democrats “found” 10,000 ballots for the Soros guy.

If you think this didn’t happen in 2020, You’re too lost. You should find new hobbies. Not politics.

chicago.suntimes.com/politic…

Eileen O'Neill Burke's lead over Clayton Harris narrows in state's attorney race
Based on the unofficial results, O'Neill Burke now leads Harris 50.16% to 49.84%. They are separated by less than 2,000 votes. Harris trailed by about 10,000 votes after the March 19 election.
chicago.suntimes.com

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 05:29 PM (2yu8s)

131 The IDF is not accepting "take-backsies".

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2024 05:29 PM (krQz2)

132 111 Hamas and hezbolla are arms of the Democrat octopus.

it's funny because octopodes don't have arms; they have tentacles

Posted by: lower-case ben at March 28, 2024 05:29 PM (v3pYe)

133 That sweet foreign aid $US$, and the kickbacks to those who authorize it.

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2024 05:30 PM (SYTee)

134 Left: states can’t enforce immigration since that is a federal matter

Also left: city councils totally should involve themselves with foreign affairs

Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 05:30 PM (hxe/1)

135 I support a ceasefire in Gaza just as soon as it is entirely leveled.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 28, 2024 05:30 PM (8sMut)

136 Rep. Noman is too impatient. For goodness sake, it takes time to eliminate every terrorist, every stash of terrorist materiel, every piece of terrorist infrastructure, and every terrorist supply route that's been built up there over the past decade or two.

But then he'll have his ceasefire in Gaza, permanently.

What a maroon...

Posted by: Philip at March 28, 2024 05:31 PM (46Cfy)

137 What is it with blacks hating Jews and Asians? I think they hate them more than whitey sometimes.
Posted by: JROD


Something, something immigrants, something store-owners, something, something.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2024 05:31 PM (IG4Id)

138 The Bee:

"Wenches of the Caribbean"

New All Female "Pirates of the Caribbean " Movie Just Two Hours of Boats Backing into Rocks.


Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2024 05:31 PM (J45CI)

139 Has AOC showed us her tits yet?

They will be sagging before too long.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 28, 2024 05:31 PM (ufFY8)

140 Politico reported that Biden is set to bring in a stunning $25 million at his fundraiser on Thursday thanks to Hollywood star power like late-night host Stephen Colbert, actress Mindy Kaling, and rappers Queen Latifah and Lizzo, among others attending the event.

https://tinyurl.com/2rmw2zhh

Question: How much extra do you have to cough up to NOT attend?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2024 05:32 PM (vtRd1)

141 Seriously. City council members who insist on a foreign policy get a night in the box.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 28, 2024 05:25 PM (Wnv9h)

--------------

Remember when the Oakland City Council passed a resolution demanding a ceasefire soon after Israel responded militarily in its self-defense?

My immediate comment of course was "How 'bout demanding a ceasefire in your own city streets first?"

Babylon Bee-worthy idiocy ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 05:32 PM (LbjEm)

142 not certain whether typo for "allision" or "liaison".

(wiktionary #5: a tryst; a romantic meeting)
Posted by: anachronda at March 28, 2024 05:14 PM (v3pYe)

"Les Allison's Dangereuses"

Look. "Allision" might be technically correct for a vessel plowing into a stationary object. But if you have to explain therm to every reader who is not a maritime lawyer, maybe you should stick with "collision", which should be in everybody's vocabulary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 05:32 PM (tkR6S)

143 Queen Latifa is still a thing?

Posted by: Montec at March 28, 2024 05:33 PM (hxe/1)

144 They are separated by less than 2,000 votes. Harris trailed by about 10,000 votes after the March 19 election.
____

We're only 9 days into this nail-biter.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 28, 2024 05:34 PM (WRz51)

145 >Hollywood star power like late-night host Stephen Colbert, actress Mindy Kaling, and rappers Queen Latifah and Lizzo...


Hollywood Star Power!

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2024 05:34 PM (SYTee)

146 Ugh, can think of nothing worse than an all female pirates of the Caribbean.

How many will be gay, like that Showtime pirate series?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2024 05:34 PM (emxO0)

147 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
I don’t get enough credit for the diversity of criminals who have assaulted me. My lifetime record looks like this:

Pointed a loaded gun at me: 2 Whites, 1 Hispanic, 1 Black.

Assaulted me with a knife: 1 White, 1 Arab

As you can see, a near perfect racial distribution. It would be even better if Asians and Jews upped their game and assaulted me too.

All in San Francisco in the 80s-90s.

I got the **** out of there.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 05:35 PM (2yu8s)

148 Seojemmdhteyedhhdaaaa...

@TomFitton 1h
Joe Biden invited to testify about his RICO activities before Congress.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2024 05:35 PM (IG4Id)

149 128 Yes, yes they were bragging about and sharing videos of the 10/7 atrocities.

Hamas were wearing go pro cameras and included “journalists “ in their attack parties.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 28, 2024 05:29 PM (emxO0)
-------------------

"Journalists" committed some of the atrocities.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 05:35 PM (Rgfl3)

150 Real Housewives of the Caribbean.

Posted by: Axeman at March 28, 2024 05:35 PM (krQz2)

151 Has AOC showed us her tits yet?
________________

Who cares?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2024 05:35 PM (YqDXo)

152 The Pirates In My Pants

Posted by: John Holmes at March 28, 2024 05:35 PM (ufFY8)

153 Captain Jacquelyn.

Posted by: davidt at March 28, 2024 05:36 PM (SYTee)

154 @TomFitton 1h
Joe Biden invited to testify about his RICO activities before Congress.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2024 05:35 PM (IG4Id)
---
Rico is NOT a crime!

Posted by: You Know Who at March 28, 2024 05:36 PM (krQz2)

155 Question: How much extra do you have to cough up to NOT attend?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2024 05:32 PM (vtRd1)

--------------

"Dude, 10% of $100+ billion is taking A HELL OF A LOT OF UKRAINIAN CHEDDAR out of the mouths of my and my fellow oligarchs' families!"

-- The Z-Man

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 05:36 PM (LbjEm)

156 Now, in 2024, I don’t think Bush flew the planes.

That’s as far as I’m willing to go.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 28, 2024 05:36 PM (WF0+t)

157 Aaaannnddd it's a boob thread.

Posted by: Inevitably at March 28, 2024 05:37 PM (WM2Xy)

158 most pali wimmenz are ugly Orcs.

Saw a half Pali (half I forget) gal answer the door nekkid.
Fucking wolf man. Bearded lady. Boobs covered in hair. Hirsute Head to toe. Ugly.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 28, 2024 05:37 PM (8zt8L)

159 Invited

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 28, 2024 05:37 PM (WF0+t)

160 143 Queen Latifa is still a thing?

here's how she should be remembered -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_FCqW1Cta0

Posted by: Roxanne Shanté at March 28, 2024 05:37 PM (hSwza)

161 Fire Marshall Bowman

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 28, 2024 05:38 PM (NtVYv)

162 Hollywood star power scum like late-night host Stephen Colbert, actress Mindy Kaling, and rappers Queen Latifah and Lizzo

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2024 05:38 PM (YqDXo)

163 Saw a half Pali (half I forget) gal answer the door nekkid.
Fucking wolf man. Bearded lady. Boobs covered in hair. Hirsute Head to toe. Ugly.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 28, 2024 05:37 PM (8zt8L)

Were you delivering a pizza?

Happens to me all the time.

Posted by: John Holmes at March 28, 2024 05:38 PM (ufFY8)

164 124 Dang, neither of them's AOC.

i was under the impression that aoc's district had been gerrymandered away.

Posted by: anachronda at March 28, 2024 05:38 PM (v3pYe)

165 139 Has AOC showed us her tits yet?

They will be sagging before too long.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 28, 2024 05:31 PM (ufFY
------------

She went on a diet because her jowls were starting to show.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 05:38 PM (Rgfl3)

166 Saw a half Pali (half I forget) gal answer the door nekkid.
Fucking wolf man. Bearded lady. Boobs covered in hair. Hirsute Head to toe. Ugly.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 28, 2024 05:37 PM (8zt8L)

Go on ...

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 28, 2024 05:38 PM (NtVYv)

167 Rico is NOT a crime!

Posted by: You Know Who at March 28, 2024 05:36 PM (krQz2)

--------------

"It's going down, Crocket!"

"It's going down, Tubbs!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 05:39 PM (LbjEm)

168 Gaze upon my Big Juicy Booty and Despair, Thou Unworthy Ones!

Posted by: AOC at March 28, 2024 05:40 PM (SYTee)

169 the door nekkid.
Fucking wolf man.

There was a full moon, so...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 28, 2024 05:40 PM (ufFY8)

170 *Crockett

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 05:40 PM (LbjEm)

171 Is an iceberg a stationary object?

Posted by: Lloyd's of Lubbock at March 28, 2024 05:41 PM (V5BDR)

172 Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 28, 2024 05:38 PM (NtVYv)

Boobs are boobs

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 05:41 PM (eQRY8)

173 These guys have inspired me.
I'm starting a new business.
For $19.95, I'll deliver a bag of shit at the address and set it alight.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2024 05:41 PM (J8LnB)

174 Rico, my brother.
_Joey B.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 05:41 PM (Rgfl3)

175 Saw a half Pali (half I forget) gal answer the door nekkid.
Fucking wolf man. Bearded lady. Boobs covered in hair. Hirsute Head to toe. Ugly.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 28, 2024 05:37 PM (8zt8L


How was her hair? Perfect, I'll bet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2024 05:41 PM (vtRd1)

176 They will be sagging before too long.

-

The size they are I’d imagine they’ve been sagging for a decade or so. Nothing wrong with that, that’s just the trade-off.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 28, 2024 05:41 PM (WF0+t)

177 Colbert should have the dancing syringes perform tonight. The new Rockettes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2024 05:41 PM (63Dwl)

178 Is an iceberg a stationary object?
Posted by: Lloyd's of Lubbock


Depends on how smeared you want your letters.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2024 05:42 PM (IG4Id)

179 Saw a half Pali (half I forget) gal answer the door nekkid.
Fucking wolf man. Bearded lady. Boobs covered in hair. Hirsute Head to toe. Ugly.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 28, 2024 05:37 PM (8zt8L
_______________

Was there a full moon?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2024 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

180 There was a full moon, so...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 28, 2024 05:40 PM (ufFY
___________

Sorry, just saw this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2024 05:43 PM (YqDXo)

181 Crockett
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 05:40 PM (LbjEm)

——————-

Sup?

Posted by: King of the Wild Frontier at March 28, 2024 05:43 PM (u73oe)

182 Of course Clinton testified re what “is” is, but has a President ever testified before an impeachment proceeding, let alone a Congressional committee.?

Posted by: Blackstone , a DJ at friscoroadhouse.com at March 28, 2024 05:43 PM (uyIdS)

183 Giant Bridge Abutment Exclusion, don't fail me now!

Posted by: Lloyds of London at March 28, 2024 05:43 PM (vtRd1)

184 Gaze upon my Big Juicy Booty and Despair, Thou Unworthy Ones!
Posted by: AOC at March 28, 2024 05:40 PM (SYTee)

Abandon All Hope, All Who Enter!

Posted by: AOC Backside Tattoo at March 28, 2024 05:43 PM (4I/2K)

185 Statisically there are more white dickheads in congress than black dickheads.

What about per capita?

Posted by: Kitchener Lesley at March 28, 2024 05:44 PM (CgQvH)

186 Andre Carson is sort of a squad guy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2024 05:44 PM (63Dwl)

187 All I know about Rico is he shot Tony at the Copacabana.

Posted by: You Know Who at March 28, 2024 05:45 PM (krQz2)

188 183 Giant Bridge Abutment Exclusion, don't fail me now!

i saw giant bridge abutment exclusion open for giant butt abridgement collusion at the l.a. book show back in the naughties.

Posted by: anachronda at March 28, 2024 05:45 PM (v3pYe)

189 I don't want Hamas to surrender.
I want Hamas to die.
Like James Bond. Just die.

Posted by: torabora at March 28, 2024 05:45 PM (ceHbV)

190 139 Has AOC showed us her tits yet?

They will be sagging before too long.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 28, 2024 05:31 PM (ufFY

This is why I don't get tit guys. Take your eyes off them for a second. She is a high paid legislator but she cannot afford a bloody orthodontist? And as big as her tits are, her *** is bigger (gross). Great. So she has a massive rack. It does not negate the negatives.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 28, 2024 05:45 PM (8sMut)

191 Dem dere Jews! Always bees making things up and trying to get over on dat dere Jamaal Bowman but hes be to wily for dere asses and he done did got it all figured out.

Dat dere big ol brain he done got sho nuff done did come in handys for his ass. He done tole de truff and he be getting my votes!

Posted by: Demontray Stepin Fetchit, Bowman Voter and Ebonics Master at March 28, 2024 05:46 PM (R/m4+)

192 Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 28, 2024 05:45 PM (8sMut)

Boobs are boobs.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 05:46 PM (eQRY8)

193 I have a feeling Sinwar is in Cairo already, laughing it up with the Egyptian intelligence service guys.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 28, 2024 05:47 PM (i9ffA)

194 She went on a diet because her jowls were starting to show.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2024 05:38 PM (Rgfl3)

--------------

I'm not heavy and have been wearing a full beard after initially retiring from corporate America over a decade ago.

Last time I shaved it (a couple years ago at age 60), I suddenly had the beginnings of jowls. I may never shave it all off again ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 05:47 PM (ZoxPj)

195 Lol
As if morons are getting better pussy than AOC

Posted by: Paul banned at March 28, 2024 05:47 PM (iNZdO)

196 "It does not negate the negatives.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 "

We try to find the good in everyone.

Posted by: fd at March 28, 2024 05:47 PM (vFG9F)

197 The terrorist who opened fire at a bus carrying children and two cars in the Jordan Valley on Thursday morning has been identified as Abu Rida al-Saadi, a security officer in the Palestinian Authority security forces who lives in Jenin.

And biden wants the PA to run Gaza?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2024 05:48 PM (PQ4m2)

198 For the record; I’ve been half black and been around black folks my whole life.

I heard more racist comments regarding Jews from white kids in highschool than I ever did from the darker complexion.

FWIW. Maybe it’s a New York thing.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 05:48 PM (eQRY8)

199 I'm getting re-sleeved in the morning.

Posted by: Pawl at March 28, 2024 05:48 PM (vFG9F)

200 Posted by: Paul banned at March 28, 2024 05:47 PM (iNZdO)

Never compared it. What kind of pussy is AOC getting?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 28, 2024 05:48 PM (vtRd1)

201 We keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side.

Posted by: Mother Maybelle Carter at March 28, 2024 05:48 PM (46Cfy)

202 Karens of the Caribbean.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 28, 2024 05:49 PM (LjgPm)

203 Posted by: Paul banned at March 28, 2024 05:47 PM (iNZdO)

Your Mom is still pretty hot for an old lady.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 05:49 PM (tkR6S)

204 179 Saw a half Pali (half I forget) gal answer the door nekkid.
Fucking wolf man. Bearded lady. Boobs covered in hair. Hirsute Head to toe. Ugly.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 28, 2024 05:37 PM (8zt8L
_______________

Was there a full moon?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 28, 2024 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

For your movie entertainment (YT) Revenge of the Nerds
https://tinyurl.com/mptm6vzh

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 28, 2024 05:49 PM (N39Ws)

205 I've been putting off mailing Bowman his fire alarm pull station (I've got a bucket of them). But I guess it's time. Maybe he'll get distracted and leave us alone for a while.

Posted by: torabora at March 28, 2024 05:49 PM (ceHbV)

206 I too support a cease fire in Gaza. Once all their targets are taken out they should cease firing. Waste of good ammo otherwise.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2024 05:49 PM (u73oe)

207 142 not certain whether typo for "allision" or "liaison".

(wiktionary #5: a tryst; a romantic meeting)
Posted by: anachronda at March 28, 2024 05:14 PM (v3pYe)

"Les Allison's Dangereuses"

Look. "Allision" might be technically correct for a vessel plowing into a stationary object. But if you have to explain therm to every reader who is not a maritime lawyer, maybe you should stick with "collision", which should be in everybody's vocabulary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 05:32 PM (tkR6S)
----
Hmm, maritime lawyer => maritime law .....
Do you suppose that a Sovereign Citizen would be right at home with that?

Posted by: Ciampino - just traveling, not driving at March 28, 2024 05:49 PM (qfLjt)

208 I'm in love with Paulie's mom.

Posted by: Fountains of Wayne at March 28, 2024 05:49 PM (vtRd1)

209 Posted by: Paul banned at March 28, 2024 05:47 PM (iNZdO)
-----------
You're a DICK!!!

Posted by: jeff spicoli's brother at March 28, 2024 05:50 PM (2yu8s)

210 ott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
I don’t get enough credit for the diversity of criminals who have assaulted me. My lifetime record looks like this:

Pointed a loaded gun at me: 2 Whites, 1 Hispanic, 1 Black.

Assaulted me with a knife: 1 White, 1 Arab

As you can see, a near perfect racial distribution. It would be even better if Asians and Jews upped their game and assaulted me too.

All in San Francisco in the 80s-90s.

I got the **** out of there.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 05:35 PM (2yu8s)

WTF Adams. Did you hang out in dark alleys for fun?

Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 05:50 PM (MNhXM)

211 FWIW. Maybe it’s a New York thing.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 05:48 PM (eQRY

Or maybe it's a Democrat thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 05:50 PM (tkR6S)

212 Paul, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 28, 2024 05:51 PM (u73oe)

213 I'm not heavy and have been wearing a full beard after initially retiring from corporate America over a decade ago.

Last time I shaved it (a couple years ago at age 60), I suddenly had the beginnings of jowls. I may never shave it all off again ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 05:47 PM (ZoxPj)

Have had a beard for 29+ years. Not shaving it off. In fact growing it out more.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 28, 2024 05:51 PM (N39Ws)

214 @TomFitton 1h
Joe Biden invited to testify about his RICO activities before Congress.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2024 05:35 PM (IG4Id)

------------

They invited him, isn't that sweet? But anyone on Trump's side is arrested. How is that different from Putin's Russia?

Posted by: Decaf at March 28, 2024 05:52 PM (unUNN)

215
Lol
As if morons are getting better pussy than AOC

Posted by: Paul banned at March 28, 2024 05:47 PM


A girl with an overbite so horrendous doesn't make one wonder what her snapper does. WNB.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 28, 2024 05:53 PM (RKVpM)

216 Make Big Sideburns Great Again!

Posted by: General Burnside at March 28, 2024 05:53 PM (4I/2K)

217 Lol
As if morons are getting better pussy than AOC

Posted by: Paul banned at March 28, 2024 05:47 PM (iNZdO)

-

She’s carrying one around with her, so yeah. You’re 100% correct.

And it’s probably good that morons don’t have that kind of access because then nothing would get done

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 28, 2024 05:53 PM (WF0+t)

218 heard more racist comments regarding Jews from white kids in highschool than I ever did from the darker complexion.

FWIW. Maybe it’s a New York thing.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 05:48 PM (eQRY

I grew up in the South. I never heard a racial comment about Jews ever from anybody. I also was the only white guy in a black neighborhood while growing up.

Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 05:53 PM (MNhXM)

219 The terrorist who opened fire at a bus carrying children and two cars in the Jordan Valley on Thursday morning has been identified as Abu Rida al-Saadi, a security officer in the Palestinian Authority security forces who lives in Jenin.

And biden wants the PA to run Gaza?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 28, 2024 05:48 PM (PQ4m2)

--------------

UNRWA hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 05:54 PM (ZoxPj)

220 Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 28, 2024 05:53 PM (RKVpM)


Ok. This is cap aka I don’t believe you.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 05:54 PM (eQRY8)

221 Are there any tranny dolls for the fucked up kids with fucked parents?
Or modifier kit for Ken.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2024 05:54 PM (J8LnB)

222 Didn't HAMass post action videos ?

Posted by: Leon Uris at March 28, 2024 05:55 PM (HmAPM)

223 Lol
As if morons are getting better pussy than AOC

Posted by: Paul banned at March 28, 2024 05:47 PM (iNZdO)

AOC would have been a Waffle House 7 back in the day.

But I do believe you get all the dick you can handle.

Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 05:55 PM (MNhXM)

224 Make Big Sideburns Great Again!

-

You laugh, but I’ve done that style off and on a few times over the last couple of years. I look like I’m ready to set sail on a 1800s sailing vessel.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 28, 2024 05:56 PM (WF0+t)

225 I am using my iPad for commenting here and have noticed this for a while now. If I don't capitalize or spell Biden correctly autocorrect will do it for me. However, this never happens with Trump, ever. I'm thinking this is Apple's Safari but then again Safari is actually Google so either or both.

Posted by: Decaf at March 28, 2024 05:56 PM (unUNN)

226 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 05:50 PM (tkR6S

I won’t deny that blacks in New Yawk might have serious issues with them but I’ve never heard it where I live.

Just white affluent kids. Seriously.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 05:56 PM (eQRY8)

227 218 heard more racist comments regarding Jews from white kids in highschool than I ever did from the darker complexion.

FWIW. Maybe it’s a New York thing.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 05:48 PM (eQRY

I grew up in the South. I never heard a racial comment about Jews ever from anybody. I also was the only white guy in a black neighborhood while growing up.
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 05:53 PM (MNhXM)

Most "street-level" racism is against groups in close proximity. People don't usually think about faraway groups much, it's why you don't hear people rambling about the damned Mongolians in the US. There's also religious(Islam) and intellectual strains of anti-Jewishness though so that tends to be more prevalent than one would otherwise expect.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 28, 2024 05:56 PM (eYoxG)

228 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 28, 2024 05:56 PM (eYoxG)
Nah I get that. Still. It’s weird AF to me.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 05:58 PM (eQRY8)

229 @TomFitton 1h
Joe Biden invited to testify about his RICO activities before Congress.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2024 05:35 PM (IG4Id)

------------

They invited him, isn't that sweet? But anyone on Trump's side is arrested. How is that different from Putin's Russia?

Posted by: Decaf at March 28, 2024 05:52 PM (unUNN)

----------------

They probably want him to decline a la Hunter so they can subpoena him. Of course, it's failure theater all the way down ...

Regardless, your point still stands.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 05:59 PM (jkiTL)

230 But I do believe you get all the dick you can handle.

-

For a woman that’s going outside and saying hello if they want some.

Men, however, will struggle and fight and claw for every inch of ground from the time they’re 12 years old or so, and remember a complement from a woman for 10 years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 28, 2024 05:59 PM (WF0+t)

231 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 2h
The US border security question is confusing because it isn’t a Democrat versus Republican issue. It’s a normal brain versus moron issue.

In person, and even with my Internet friends, I’ve never met anyone in favor of the current situation.

I’ve never even seen the current situation defended by ANYONE with a normal brain, on the Internet or anywhere else.

Instead, we are fed the absurdity that Biden can’t stop it and the reason is Republicans.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 06:00 PM (2yu8s)

232 Posted by: Decaf at March 28, 2024 05:56 PM (unUNN)

Sometimes it does some times it doesn’t . I think because it also can be a verb or adjective it tries to figure out what is appropriate.

Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 06:00 PM (MNhXM)

233
Ok. This is cap aka I don’t believe you.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 05:54 PM


Perhaps that is translatable into some less then obscure version of the English language?

Maybe my age is showing. 'Snapper' was always - way back when - some nasty v-g would clamp down on the guys pecker. Not to some pleasurable out-cum.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 28, 2024 06:01 PM (RKVpM)

234
WTF Adams. Did you hang out in dark alleys for fun?
Posted by: polynikes

===========

He worked as a bank teller. That accounted for 1-2 of them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 28, 2024 06:01 PM (T3es0)

235 Bat Chain Puller>Fire Alarm Puller

Posted by: Ice Cream For Crow at March 28, 2024 06:01 PM (V5BDR)

236 Sometimes it does some times it doesn’t . I think because it also can be a verb or adjective it tries to figure out what is appropriate.
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 06:00 PM (MNhXM)

If Google has a hand in it, an "innocent" explanation will be false.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 06:03 PM (tkR6S)

237 Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 28, 2024 06:01 PM (RKVpM)

Well, I did say I don’t believe you

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 06:03 PM (eQRY8)

238 nood

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 28, 2024 06:03 PM (Cgfkv)

239 Cops should send him a letter saying he won a free Russian bitch massage, then the old Mafia will kill him.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2024 06:03 PM (J8LnB)

240 Meaning if AOC came on to you, assuming you’re not married or some other obstacle, you would smash.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at March 28, 2024 06:04 PM (eQRY8)

241 Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 28, 2024 05:59 PM (WF0+t)

Maybe you were just commenting tangentially but I was saying Paul gets all the dick he can handle. Cause he likes what he likes.

Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 06:05 PM (MNhXM)

242 Just wait until republicans force Biden to illegally declare all criminal illegal invaders are given US citizenship.

But he is not a dictator and this is how democracy works now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 28, 2024 06:06 PM (17s+e)

243
I think it means with her nasty overbite guaranteed to leave 'racing stripes' on the guy, who the hell would wanna take a chance one her v-g stuff?

I sure as hell wouldn't. I value every nine inches.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 28, 2024 06:07 PM (RKVpM)

244 If Google has a hand in it, an "innocent" explanation will be false.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 06:03 PM (tkR6S)

I’m on safari and it depends.

‘A trump’ corrects to Trump

‘Why does he trump’ stays trump

Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 06:08 PM (MNhXM)

245 Hamas Caucus

Ham-assed Cock-us.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 28, 2024 07:45 PM (ynpvh)

246 243
I think it means with her nasty overbite guaranteed to leave 'racing stripes' on the guy, who the hell would wanna take a chance one her v-g stuff?

I sure as hell wouldn't. I value every nine inches.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 28, 2024 06:07 PM (RKVpM)

Look up potato peeler on Urban dictionary...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 28, 2024 07:46 PM (ynpvh)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.033 seconds.
15 queries taking 0.0134 seconds, 255 records returned.
Page size 129 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!

Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat