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Odds on him serving all 25?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 02:04 PM (4fajg) 2
Oh, and first!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 02:04 PM (4fajg) 3
I'm rather surprised he lived to be sentenced.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 28, 2024 02:05 PM (XjtdB) 4
They have been fetched.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 02:05 PM (4fajg) 5
They gave him the bare miminum like ace did with this post.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 02:06 PM (6gUd4) 6
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:06 PM (Zz0t1) 7
They won't claw back those donations.
Posted by: PG at March 28, 2024 02:06 PM (gQbO4) 8
TIME SERVED!!!!!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at March 28, 2024 02:06 PM (Zz0t1) 9
hiya
Posted by: JT at March 28, 2024 02:06 PM (T4tVD) 10
They built something really beautiful and I threw all of that away His google-eyed, bespectacled and pencil-necked gal pal choked up and left the courthouse without comment. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2024 02:06 PM (xG4kz) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 02:06 PM (4fajg) 12
Yet not one Democrat is going up for accepting bribes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:06 PM (Zz0t1) 13
They gave him the bare miminum like ace did with this post.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 02:06 PM (6gUd4) I mean, it's not a movie review...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:07 PM (Zz0t1) 14
They'll banish him to Epstein's Island.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 28, 2024 02:07 PM (wtvvX) 15
Sorry to hear that Friedman killed himself the week after he entered prison.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 28, 2024 02:07 PM (cOq4q) 16
No photo links of his hot girlfriend??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 02:07 PM (2yu8s) 17
Is that the first/6th? Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 02:06 PM (4fajg) You can take THAT to the BANK! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:07 PM (Zz0t1) 18
I'm actually surprised SBF got 25 years. I expected it to be much less. I assume the powers-that-be decided that they used up this creepy retard and now want to wash their hands of his stench.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 02:08 PM (iFTx/) 19
No photo links of his hot girlfriend??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 02:07 PM (2yu8s) You misspelled 'thot.' Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:08 PM (Zz0t1) 20
his Stanford Professor parents were butt hurt. They abetted his every step. When do they get sentenced?
Posted by: henry at March 28, 2024 02:08 PM (JMDly) 21
They gave him the bare miminum like ace did with this post. Posted by: ... SB-F, in a speedo, go-go dancing on the center median of the Santa Monica Freeway ... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2024 02:08 PM (xG4kz) 22
16 No photo links of his hot girlfriend??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 02:07 PM (2yu8s) PAGING ADMIRAL ACKBAR... Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 28, 2024 02:08 PM (wtvvX) 23
Merde! Willowed again!!!
Posted by: super expensive French steakhouse at March 28, 2024 02:08 PM (llON8) 24
Sorry to hear that Sam Bankman-Fried killed himself the week after he entered prison.
/botched it's name Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 28, 2024 02:08 PM (cOq4q) 25
No photo links of his hot girlfriend??
Posted by: andycanuck For that we can be eternally grateful to the disinformation expert ACE! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 02:09 PM (4fajg) Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2024 02:09 PM (OiAR7) 27
PAGING ADMIRAL ACKBAR...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 28, 2024 02:08 PM (wtvvX) NO! Bad Tex Lovera! BAD! Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 02:09 PM (YwyqV) 28
>>> 3 I'm rather surprised he lived to be sentenced.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 28, 2024 02:05 PM (XjtdB) Don't worry Sam. Cameras in jail will keep you safe. Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at March 28, 2024 02:09 PM (llON8) 29
Odds on him serving all 25?
There will be a commutation. Bank it. In the meantime though, his little honey is lonely. Posted by: Friends Don't Let Friends Languish in Prison at March 28, 2024 02:09 PM (X5tRe) 30
‘Remorseless’ Sam Bankman-Fried sentenced to 25 years in prison — as judge rips him as power-obsessed scammer
A Manhattan judge ripped Sam Bankman-Fried as a “remorseless” scammer obsessed with political power as he sentenced the fallen crypto mogul to 25 years in prison Thursday — five months after he was found guilty of stealing more than $8 billion of funds from customers of his now-bankrupt cryptocurrency exchange FTX. Judge Lewis Kaplan said the 32-year-old convicted fraudster “presented himself as the good guy” all in favor of “appropriate regulation of the crypto industry” — but it was just an “act.” Inner City Press @innercitypress Judge Kaplan: On obstruction of justice, I find that Mr. Bankman-Fried's text to the former general counsel did in fact constitute attempted witness tampering. I make 3 perjury findings based on trial testimony Judge Kaplan: I find the Mr. Bankman-Fried gave perjured testimony at trial - he falsely testified that until the Fall of 2022 he had no knowledge that Alameda had spent FTX customer funds. He falsely testified that he first learned of the $8 billion in Oct 2022 Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 02:09 PM (2yu8s) 31
SBF did get 50 years. 25 years of an actual sentence and the other 25 years his dick aged and petrified after having been inside that mutant ex-girlfriend of his.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 02:10 PM (iFTx/) 32
In the meantime though, his little honey is lonely.
Posted by: Friends Don't Let Friends Languish in Prison at March 28, 2024 02:09 PM (X5tRe) I didn't know murder hornets made honey. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 28, 2024 02:10 PM (5mcPg) 33
his Stanford Professor parents were butt hurt. They abetted his every step. When do they get sentenced?
Posted by: henry at March 28, 2024 02:08 PM (JMDly) Having to attend faculty meetings is punishment enough. Posted by: Oldcat at March 28, 2024 02:10 PM (eoQWY) 34
Which would you rather
SBF's girlfriend Or Bill DiBlasio's daughter Classic long bow vs cross bow question. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2024 02:10 PM (OiAR7) 35
> "They built something really beautiful and I threw all of that away," Bankman-Fried said of his former co-workers at the exchange, according to CNBC News.
LOL. The entire company was a shitshow top to bottom. Everything we learned about the company told us there was no redeeming value other than as a boiler room. They siphoned money from starry eyed idiots and gave it to themselves and Democrats. They didn't build a damn thing. Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2024 02:11 PM (Odg76) 36
Well, its something
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 28, 2024 02:11 PM (xcxpd) 37
No photo links of his hot girlfriend?? Posted by: andycanuck She has a steady and high-paying gig modeling as Mr. Mackey for the cartoonists at "South Park", mmmm-kay? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2024 02:11 PM (xG4kz) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1) 39
From bitch to prison bitch.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 28, 2024 02:11 PM (ufFY8) 40
I want to know the fine! 450 mill for a refinance thing. What does this deserve? I'd say death penalty, and bankrupt the family.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 28, 2024 02:11 PM (Z8Yh2) 41
This guy's going to get passed around like pink eye at a daycare center.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 28, 2024 02:12 PM (wb1YC) 42
She has a steady and high-paying gig modeling as Mr. Mackey for the cartoonists at "South Park", mmmm-kay?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2024 02:11 PM (xG4kz) That’s Mrs. Mackey, bigot. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 02:12 PM (YwyqV) 43
falsely testified that until the Fall of 2022 he had no knowledge that Alameda had spent FTX customer funds. He falsely testified that he first learned of the $8 billion in Oct 2022
Posted by: andycanuck I wonder if the judge knows that Oct *IS* in the Fall? Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 02:12 PM (4fajg) 44
DeBlasio's is in a heartbeat. She ain't ugly, just a tragic goofball.
Unless my memory is being overly charitable. Or I'm thinking of someone else. ... Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 28, 2024 02:12 PM (5mcPg) 45
On that note, do NOT search SBF Girlfriend with safe search off.
Unless you already know what SBF means, which I do not, and aren't at work and meant to. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1) 46
Maybe Sam could offer financial services to his new inmates?
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 28, 2024 02:12 PM (n17eQ) 47
If SBF is an "entrepreneur" then I'm the King of Mars.
The business SBF ran was in business to defraud, period. And I don't think SBF was the brains behind it because he comes off as rather stupid. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 28, 2024 02:13 PM (tT6L1) Posted by: henry at March 28, 2024 02:13 PM (JMDly) 49
34 Which would you rather
SBF's girlfriend Or Bill DiBlasio's daughter Classic long bow vs cross bow question. _____ Ginger v Mary Ann in Bizarro world Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 28, 2024 02:13 PM (RSqHn) 50
Country club prison?
Posted by: Glenn John at March 28, 2024 02:13 PM (nvKZ7) Posted by: Underpants gnomes at March 28, 2024 02:13 PM (tczCu) 52
Poor Young Sam did nothing wrong. He scammed some Greed Heads and now they are all mad because he beat them at their game. He is a hero like Bernie Madoff and Charles Ponzi.
These men should have streets and buildings named after them. Free Sam Bankman-Fried! Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2024 02:14 PM (R/m4+) 53
https://is.gd/hJ5GbQ
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1) LOL She must give good head. That's the only explanation. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 28, 2024 02:14 PM (ufFY8) 54
> Sorry to hear that Sam Bankman-Fried killed himself the week after he entered prison.
I'm going to wager he will not be Epsteined. Most of the people he scammed were nobodies. He gave craptons of money to powerful people. Even after his indictment, money was disappearing. I'm guessing that was all of the powerful people who still had money wrapped up in SBF's org getting their money back. They made themselves whole. The only ones left holding the bag were little people. Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2024 02:14 PM (Odg76) 55
On that note, do NOT search SBF Girlfriend with safe search off. Unless you already know what SBF means, which I do not, and aren't at work and meant to. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden Do we need to dispatch emotional trauma EMTs to you? Just say the word! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2024 02:14 PM (xG4kz) 56
LOL She must give good head. That's the only explanation. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 28, 2024 02:14 PM If that's the explanation, I don't want to know the situation. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1) 57
He'll be out of Tennis Jail in 10 for good behavior.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at March 28, 2024 02:15 PM (zdYK9) 58
Yea but that Friedman scandal happened when TRUMP was President. So it is Trump's fault !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Franklin Stein at March 28, 2024 02:15 PM (Mig/N) 59
"DeBlasio's is in a heartbeat. She ain't ugly, just a tragic goofball.
Unless my memory is being overly charitable. Or I'm thinking of someone else." Thinking of Kamala's spawn? Posted by: Gunslinger at March 28, 2024 02:15 PM (R2gO3) 60
If SBF is an "entrepreneur" then I'm the King of Mars.
The business SBF ran was in business to defraud, period. And I don't think SBF was the brains behind it because he comes off as rather stupid. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 28, 2024 02:13 PM (tT6L1) --- I can attest to the Mars thing. Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2024 02:15 PM (JwHpX) Posted by: DOYLE at March 28, 2024 02:15 PM (Z8Yh2) 62
Do we need to dispatch emotional trauma EMTs to you? Just say the word! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 28, 2024 02:14 PM (xG4kz) No, I'm good. It's not terrible and thankfully I'm not AT work, just working. Otherwise, there might've been an issue. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1) 63
Ace,
You may want to check this out... You may have heard about it, but North Alabama had an officer shoot a male dindunuffin recently. The three cops were all fired, one of whom is under prosecution for murder. The usual asshats protested, created a scene and elevated everything so that the cops (guilty or innocent) wouldn't ever get a fair trial. Evidently this pissed off someone, and the body cam footage was released. I need to watch it again, but the dindu exited his house, with a pistol drawn, pistol flashlight illuminated, and under the very bright light of one of the officers, showing the other two officers that he was armed and engaging them all three. Watch the video....https://is.gd/otsLc0 Posted by: BifBewalski at March 28, 2024 02:16 PM (qVQSp) 64
Odds on him serving all 25?
There will be a commutation. Bank it. In the meantime though, his little honey is lonely. Posted by: Friends Don't Let Friends Languish in Prison at March 28, 2024 02:09 PM (X5tRe) Bernie Madoff got 150 years for ripping off clients to the tune of $65B. Posted by: mrp at March 28, 2024 02:16 PM (rj6Yv) 65
No photo links of his hot girlfriend??
Posted by: andycanuck https://is.gd/hJ5GbQ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden -------- Oh, yeah, baby -- that's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Those cheeks can hold a whole lot o' nutz IYKWIM. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 28, 2024 02:16 PM (2yu8s) 66
re the girlfriend... i thought they all lived in one condo and shared whatever hole was closest. She had two holes to share.
Posted by: henry at March 28, 2024 02:16 PM (JMDly) 67
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Speaking of MONEY Stephen Colbert, host of CBS' "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," will moderate an "armchair conversation" with Biden, Obama and Clinton at the high-dollar event at Radio City Music Hall in New York, according to the campaign. Actress Mindy Kaling, who starred in the television shows "The Office" and "The Mindy Project," is set to host the program. The evening will feature musical guests Lizzo, Queen Latifah, Ben Platt, Cynthia Erivo, and Lea Michele. The fundraiser is expected to be the most lucrative to date for Biden's reelection campaign, which has significantly outraised former President Donald Trump, the presumptive Republican nominee. The event is expected to raise at least $10 million and draw at least 3,000 people, Chris Korge, a veteran Democratic fundraiser and finance chair of the Biden Victory Fund, told NBC News. A photograph with all three presidents costs $100,000 and up, NBC reported, but the tickets to attend the program go for as little as $250 each. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2024 02:17 PM (63Dwl) 70
And I don't think SBF was the brains behind it because he comes off as rather stupid.
It was his parents. Gee, I wonder how he got his sentence reduced a little... Posted by: t-bird at March 28, 2024 02:17 PM (wnZ8w) 71
Thinking of Kamala's spawn?
Posted by: Gunslinger at March 28, 2024 02:15 PM (R2gO3) You know i just might be.... I guess my memory just crams all the useless undifferentiable nepots into a single bin marked "tragic goofball". Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 28, 2024 02:17 PM (5mcPg) Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 28, 2024 02:17 PM (ufFY8) 73
On that note, do NOT search SBF Girlfriend with safe search off.
Unless you already know what SBF means, which I do not, and aren't at work and meant to. Posted by: Sponge * ponders * Single Black Female? I'm guessing it also stands for something weirder? Do I want to know? Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2024 02:18 PM (lFy5V) 74
34 Which would you rather
SBF's girlfriend Or Bill DiBlasio's daughter Classic long bow vs cross bow question. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2024 02:10 PM (OiAR7) What am I, chopped liver? Posted by: Ella Emhoff, once a favorite at AoSHQ at March 28, 2024 02:18 PM (5fDan) 75
Odds on him serving all 25?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 02:04 PM (4fajg) Odds of him getting Epsteined? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 02:18 PM (tkR6S) 76
47 If SBF is an "entrepreneur" then I'm the King of Mars.
The business SBF ran was in business to defraud, period. And I don't think SBF was the brains behind it because he comes off as rather stupid. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 28, 2024 02:13 PM (tT6L1) ______ He's a high-functioning retard. There's no way he was the brains behind this. If you listen to him talk and testify, he seemed to have little understanding of basic financial transactions and barely knew how his own business worked. He spent his days getting high and playing footsie with ugly girls. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 02:19 PM (iFTx/) 77
64 Odds on him serving all 25?
There will be a commutation. Bank it. In the meantime though, his little honey is lonely. Posted by: Friends Don't Let Friends Languish in Prison at March 28, 2024 02:09 PM (X5tRe) Bernie Madoff got 150 years for ripping off clients to the tune of $65B. Posted by: mrp at March 28, 2024 02:16 PM (rj6Yv) Bernie made the mistake of ripping off people who matter, including celebrities. John Malkovich has to work because of Bernie! SBF though? He seems to have given generously to one side of the political spectrum. He may have to wait a bit, but I'd be surprised if he has to do half. Fact is, the people robbed by SBF kinda deserved to be robbed. Posted by: Friends Don't Let Friends Languish in Prison at March 28, 2024 02:19 PM (X5tRe) 78
Fact is, the people robbed by SBF kinda deserved to be robbed.
Posted by: Friends Don't Let Friends Languish in Prison at March 28, 2024 02:19 PM (X5tRe) It probably wasn't their money in the first place. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 28, 2024 02:19 PM (5mcPg) 79
Where did they find a court that would be that harsh? I'd have expected a verdict of 1 year community service, that being defined as doing GOTV work for Biden.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 28, 2024 02:20 PM (1bNHn) 80
He "swindled" left-wingers and made massive political donations.
I'm shocked that he's going to jail. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 28, 2024 02:20 PM (N1tpc) 81
* ponders * Single Black Female? I'm guessing it also stands for something weirder? Do I want to know? Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2024 02:18 PM (lFy5V) Not according to the images I got, no.......Still don't know. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:20 PM (Zz0t1) 82
He spent his days getting high and playing footsie with ugly girls.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 02:19 PM (iFTx/) Every racket needs a patsy. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 28, 2024 02:20 PM (5mcPg) 83
68 Bill DiBlasio's daughter
____ Pic shows a normal attractive looking young woman. The original poster probably was thinking of someone else to provide the difficult to choose comparison to SBFs chipmunk cheeked side piece. Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 28, 2024 02:20 PM (RSqHn) 84
I'd love to enroll in his mom's business ethics course just to heckle her then drop it.
Posted by: Mishdog at March 28, 2024 02:21 PM (hf00v) Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 28, 2024 02:21 PM (YAtuc) 86
He should have gotten more, something like Bernie Madoff, who got 150 years.
Posted by: Ciampino - virtual sentence? at March 28, 2024 02:21 PM (qfLjt) 87
So he'll serve less time on prison than Jacob Chansley did before being tried.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 28, 2024 02:21 PM (8Mxs2) 88
LOL. The entire company was a shitshow top to bottom. Everything we learned about the company told us there was no redeeming value other than as a boiler room. They siphoned money from starry eyed idiots and gave it to themselves and Democrats. They didn't build a damn thing.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2024 02:11 PM (Odg76) And weren't most of the starry-eyed idiots themselves Democrats? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 28, 2024 02:21 PM (tkR6S) 89
peaking of MONEY
Stephen Colbert, host of CBS' "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," will moderate an "armchair conversation" with Biden, Obama and Clinton at the high-dollar event at Radio City Music Hall in New York, according to the campaign. I'm only slightly curious how much cock he had to suck to gain a career. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:21 PM (Zz0t1) 90
> He's a high-functioning retard. There's no way he was the brains behind this. If you listen to him talk and testify, he seemed to have little understanding of basic financial transactions and barely knew how his own business worked. He spent his days getting high and playing footsie with ugly girls.
Most of that was an act. He pretended to not know how his business worked so he could claim innocence. Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2024 02:21 PM (Odg76) 91
He should have gotten more, something like Bernie Madoff, who got 150 years.
Posted by: Ciampino - virtual sentence? at March 28, 2024 02:21 PM (qfLjt) Madoff wasn't funneling enough money to Democrats. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1) 92
Pic shows a normal attractive looking young woman.
___ I just saw the mugshot photo of her. Yikes. But to be fair, it IS a mugshot Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 28, 2024 02:22 PM (RSqHn) 93
Most of that was an act. He pretended to not know how his business worked so he could claim innocence.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2024 02:21 PM (Odg76) --- How does that work? "Yes, Your Honor, I have no clue how and why I was making so much money, but apparently I'm really, really good at it." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2024 02:23 PM (7fElN) 94
I think SBF had one of those spinners that keep people occupied. I don't think he'll have a spinner to play with while servicing his cellmate Bubba. Somehow I can't get worked up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 28, 2024 02:23 PM (/Qymv) 95
Yes, Your Honor, I have no clue how and why I was making so much money, but apparently I'm really, really good at it."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2024 02:23 PM (7fElN) "I'm a people person, god dammit!" Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 28, 2024 02:23 PM (5mcPg) 96
No mention of the hundreds of millions of stolen dollars that were given to democrats. I guess boys will be boys, no harm done.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 02:24 PM (lTGtQ) 97
How about the restitution ruling?
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 02:24 PM (WmV84) 98
Stephen Colbert, host of CBS' "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," will moderate an "armchair conversation"
____ Didn't Clint Eastwood do armchair conversation with Obama first at the RNC convention? Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 28, 2024 02:24 PM (RSqHn) 99
78 Fact is, the people robbed by SBF kinda deserved to be robbed.
Posted by: Friends Don't Let Friends Languish in Prison at March 28, 2024 02:19 PM (X5tRe) It probably wasn't their money in the first place. Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 28, 2024 02:19 PM (5mcPg) _________ I'm convinced the whole thing was one yuge money-laundering operation and nobody actually lost any of their own money. Unlike with Madoff, who actually did lose real people's real money. Although those people probably deserved to lose too. They were already very rich and invested with Madoff primarily to show off. "I'm invested with Bernie Madoff, are you?" Madoff's investment strategy was pure bullshit and anyone who actually thought it was a real thing deserved to lose their money. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 02:24 PM (iFTx/) 100
Mr. Perkins will be missed.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 28, 2024 02:24 PM (Z8Yh2) 101
34 Which would you rather
SBF's girlfriend Or Bill DiBlasio's daughter Classic long bow vs cross bow question. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 28, 2024 02:10 PM (OiAR7) _____ My choice: 1. Longbow 2. Crossbow 3. Be shot with either. Posted by: Eeyore at March 28, 2024 02:25 PM (1bNHn) 102
LOL. The entire company was a shitshow top to bottom. Everything we learned about the company told us there was no redeeming value other than as a boiler room. They siphoned money from starry eyed idiots and gave it to themselves and Democrats. They didn't build a damn thing.
Posted by: bonhomme ------ Another executive at the firm also gave megabux to establishment anti Trump Republicans like the Turtle and his minions. Posted by: whig at March 28, 2024 02:25 PM (uf8KX) 103
So what was the 8 billion spent on?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2024 02:26 PM (J8LnB) 104
SBF will leave prison and become a fraudster all over again.
Posted by: mr tmz at March 28, 2024 02:26 PM (rJ48h) 105
So what was the 8 billion spent on?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2024 02:26 PM (J8LnB) Elections. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:26 PM (Zz0t1) 106
How about the restitution ruling?
Posted by: polynikes The money stollen is now worth 1.5B so all the 'investors' can be paid back. SBF brought that up and thought he should be set free because of it. The judge didn't agree. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 28, 2024 02:26 PM (4fajg) 107
Bank an ain't no catch in the looks department either. Him and Bill Gates are running neck and neck in that race. Hot chicks have their limits. They can be just as happy with 10 million as with 10 billion.
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 02:26 PM (WmV84) 108
> How does that work?
They basically broke every business accounting and record keeping rule known to man. They did that so they could move money around without having a paper trail. They were relying on paying off powerful Democrats to keep IRS and other agencies out of their books. Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2024 02:27 PM (Odg76) 109
SBF will leave prison and become a fraudster all over again.
Posted by: mr tmz at March 28, 2024 02:26 PM (rJ48h) SBF will leave prison with loose stool and SBD's for life. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:27 PM (Zz0t1) 110
What sleazy methods will those psychos use now? Ah, importing millions of the human garbage from other countries. You have to admire the determination. Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at March 28, 2024 02:27 PM (2tsYG) 111
So, I assume that Ellison is going to skate?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2024 02:27 PM (XeU6L) 112
100 Mr. Perkins will be missed.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 28, 2024 02:24 PM (Z8Yh2) Yeah, well at least he won't just be STANDING there while I try to wrestle down an enraged lion! Posted by: Jim Fowler at March 28, 2024 02:27 PM (T+Iwg) 113
103 So what was the 8 billion spent on?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2024 02:26 PM (J8LnB) Hookers and Blackjack! ~ Bender Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 02:27 PM (YwyqV) 114
This is bullshit. SBF stole an order of magnitude less money than the politicians he funded, and none of them served a fuckin' minute.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2024 02:28 PM (0FoWg) 115
@111 Ellison looks like she skated face first into a tree
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 28, 2024 02:28 PM (/Qymv) 116
103 So what was the 8 billion spent on? Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2024 02:26 PM (J8LnB) --- Hookers and blow. He wasted the rest. Posted by: Weasel at March 28, 2024 02:28 PM (JwHpX) 117
Hookers and Blackjack! ~ Bender Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 02:27 PM (YwyqV) Bender. Loved broads. No cock. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:28 PM (Zz0t1) 118
https://images.app.goo.gl/awdgt1b7QSymWxL4A
Great googly moogky. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop Joe Mannix has some competition. Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 02:28 PM (lTGtQ) 119
The Muppet show came on after Wild Kingdom where I grew up.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 28, 2024 02:28 PM (Z8Yh2) 120
Didn't Tom Brady lose a bundle? All you Brady haters thinks he deserves it😀
Posted by: polynikes at March 28, 2024 02:29 PM (WmV84) 121
103 So what was the 8 billion spent on?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 28, 2024 02:26 PM (J8LnB) Hookers and Blackjack! ~ Bender Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 02:27 PM (YwyqV) They must have consulted with the government to be able to waste that much money Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 28, 2024 02:29 PM (NtVYv) 122
90 > He's a high-functioning retard. There's no way he was the brains behind this. If you listen to him talk and testify, he seemed to have little understanding of basic financial transactions and barely knew how his own business worked. He spent his days getting high and playing footsie with ugly girls.
Most of that was an act. He pretended to not know how his business worked so he could claim innocence. Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2024 02:21 PM (Odg76) ___________ I mean interviews even while he was a high-flying celebrity (before the crash). And while I agree he had motive to pretend not to know during the trial, even then he seemed not to know what to feign ignorance of and what not to. He looked and sounded like a retard -- and what he was saying was clearly not helping him. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 02:29 PM (iFTx/) 123
The Muppet show came on after Wild Kingdom where I grew up.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 28, 2024 02:28 PM (Z8Yh2) *fistbump* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1) 124
‘At the Crypto, Crypto Cabana….’
- Barely Manenough Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2024 02:30 PM (S5JFn) 125
OT, but I think King Harv has had enough caffeine for today.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 02:30 PM (lTGtQ) 126
114 This is bullshit. SBF stole an order of magnitude less money than the politicians he funded, and none of them served a fuckin' minute.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice ------- Both him and his parents were fully on board with massive money laundering--he and they fully deserve being locked up for a lengthy stretch and bribing pols to let it go on as protection. No difference between a burglar and a fence--just cause you can't catch the burglar does not relieve the fence of having to serve time for selling stolen goods. Posted by: whig at March 28, 2024 02:30 PM (uf8KX) 127
I added a good photo of his girlfriend...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2024 02:30 PM (gSZYf) 128
I continue to be in awe that a container ship destroyed a bridge at 1:30 AM, and by 8 AM the next morning every senior governmental official from Biden on down had performed a comprehensive analysis of the collision, and had determined that it was an accident.
We truly have the hardest-working Ruling Class in history! Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 28, 2024 02:30 PM (YAtuc) 129
SBF's girlfriend has more hair on her upper lip than Mario and Luigi.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at March 28, 2024 02:30 PM (I+ZWa) 130
I mean interviews even while he was a high-flying celebrity (before the crash). And while I agree he had motive to pretend not to know during the trial, even then he seemed not to know what to feign ignorance of and what not to. He looked and sounded like a retard -- and what he was saying was clearly not helping him.
Fair enough. Posted by: bonhomme at March 28, 2024 02:30 PM (Odg76) 131
Not that I ever really grew up.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 28, 2024 02:30 PM (Z8Yh2) 132
OT, but I think King Harv has had enough caffeine for today.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 02:30 PM (lTGtQ) Make chicks in bikinis with guns great again. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:30 PM (Zz0t1) 133
Madoff's investment strategy was pure bullshit and anyone who actually thought it was a real thing deserved to lose their money.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 02:24 PM (iFTx/) Concur. Bernie was sending them their statements on some old ass 1970s Printer Paper right up till the end. Looked like something I would print up in my garage. He was saving on expenses for his clients you see. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2024 02:31 PM (R/m4+) 134
Chiara DeBlasio looks like Marilyn Monroe compared to SBF's girlfriend.
Posted by: mr tmz at March 28, 2024 02:31 PM (rJ48h) 135
and what he was saying was clearly not helping him.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 Why wouldn’t his lawyer step in and tell him to stop? Or cut him off repeatedly if he wasn’t listening. Something. Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2024 02:31 PM (8g4IY) 136
I added a good photo of his girlfriend...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2024 02:30 PM (gSZYf) The white mayor beetlejuice. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:31 PM (Zz0t1) 137
I'm convinced the whole thing was one yuge money-laundering operation and nobody actually lost any of their own money.
... Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 02:24 PM (iFTx/) Was SBF outbid by Ukrainian "financial interests"? Posted by: mrp at March 28, 2024 02:32 PM (rj6Yv) Posted by: Ciampino - real takeoff at March 28, 2024 02:32 PM (qfLjt) 139
Chiara DeBlasio looks like Marilyn Monroe compared to SBF's girlfriend.
Posted by: mr tmz at March 28, 2024 02:31 PM (rJ48h) F*ck you. Posted by: Marilyn Monroe at March 28, 2024 02:32 PM (Zz0t1) 140
>>> I added a good photo of his girlfriend...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo An unfortunate looking woman. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 28, 2024 02:32 PM (cOq4q) 141
It isn't like he did a real crime, like being in DC on Jan 6.
Posted by: Bete at March 28, 2024 02:32 PM (LX4y3) 142
What is like to know is, how does MLB fit into this. FTX was a big sponsor for the 2022 season. They even had the FTX logo on the umpires. The whole company was a scam, but what was the scam with baseball?
Posted by: Mishdog at March 28, 2024 02:33 PM (hf00v) 143
That seems kinda fast, from exposure to verdict.
Posted by: m at March 28, 2024 02:33 PM (o3SCB) 144
Addendum: This wouldn't be complete without a photo of his smokeshow girlfriend! [CBD]
Doesn't she look like one of the male characters in Harry Potter? Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 02:33 PM (iFTx/) 145
109 SBF will leave prison and become a fraudster all over again.
Posted by: mr tmz at March 28, 2024 02:26 PM (rJ48h) SBF will leave prison with loose stool and SBD's for life. Posted by: Sponge ======== He will probably go to a Club Fed prison--minimum security about like Martha Stewart did. Posted by: whig at March 28, 2024 02:33 PM (uf8KX) 146
A photograph with all three presidents
-------- All three "presidents" but Trump is always "ex president" or "former president". Democrats apparently keep their title for life. And only two of the three were ever actually elected. Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 02:33 PM (6gUd4) 147
Well, its something
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Here's to hoping he drops the soap in the communal shower. Posted by: Sock Monkey * Unsynchronized at March 28, 2024 02:34 PM (JUH00) 148
Madoff's investment strategy was pure bullshit and anyone who actually thought it was a real thing deserved to lose their money.
Have to hand it to Bernie - after all, he wouldn't let "just anybody" invest with him. People joined Bernie's country clubs for the opportunity to let Bernie get to know them, so they could invest with him. A+++ con. Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 28, 2024 02:34 PM (YAtuc) 149
5 They gave him the bare miminum like ace did with this post.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 02:06 PM (6gUd4) hahahahaha You are disappoint. Posted by: m at March 28, 2024 02:34 PM (o3SCB) 150
It seems to me like he (SB-F) has learned a valuable lesson and should be released just he would be if he were an illegal alien charged with a crime!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 28, 2024 02:35 PM (hOUT3) 151
Addendum: This wouldn't be complete without a photo of his smokeshow girlfriend! [CBD]
She's a Fortune 100 accounting department 7. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2024 02:35 PM (4I/2K) 152
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50 work years per average work life times 2000 hours per work year times 25 dollars per hour equals 2.5 million dollars per average persons life Sam Bankman-Fried stole the equilent value of the life work of about three thousand citizens of the United States. Posted by: Marooned at March 28, 2024 02:35 PM (kt8QE) 153
I refuse to click on the picture of the girlfriend... I haven't eaten lunch yet...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 02:35 PM (Akjoo) 154
All three "presidents" but Trump is always "ex president" or "former president". Democrats apparently keep their title for life.
And only two of the three were ever actually elected. Posted by: ... ======= The Dem fundraiser is like having three Mafiosi kingpins raising money for their criminal organization. Posted by: whig at March 28, 2024 02:35 PM (uf8KX) 155
I refuse to click on the picture of the girlfriend... I haven't eaten lunch yet...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 02:35 PM (Akjoo) The stuff of nightmares, it is. Posted by: Marilyn Monroe at March 28, 2024 02:35 PM (Zz0t1) 156
Strike one......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:36 PM (Zz0t1) 157
Addendum: This wouldn't be complete without a photo of his smokeshow girlfriend!
Mortician's makeup can do wonders. Putty and paste. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 28, 2024 02:36 PM (aD39U) 158
Sitting here at the DMV. 3 people from CO in a row to register their vehicles. I am scared.
Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2024 02:36 PM (8g4IY) 159
I've been dabbling in crypto.
1) it's all frauds and scams 2) a lot of it is like the tulip mania 3) there's serious money involved 4) some of the projects are real and will be huge 5) the idea that governments will control the space via a CBDC is not possible (although someone who likely knows tells me the feds know who in real life is moving what crypto) 6) Blackrock is moving huge volumes of BitCoin; they're moving into the RWA (real world assets) tokens next Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2024 02:36 PM (yikga) 160
Madoff got 50. These courts are out of control. They're out of control and we will be lucky to live through this.
Posted by: torabora at March 28, 2024 02:36 PM (ceHbV) 161
She's a Fortune 100 accounting department 7. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2024 02:35 PM (4I/2K) Dogs won't hump her and dog's hump anything. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1) 162
I'm giving that SBF chippy a qualified Luby's 3 before the Early Bird dinner special but after 6 she's outclassed.
Posted by: Skunky Choom at March 28, 2024 02:37 PM (NUIam) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1) 164
[ui] Sitting here at the DMV. 3 people from CO in a row to register their vehicles. I am scared.
Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2024 02:36 PM (8g4IY) Retirees? Conservative voters fleeing? Communist infiltrators? Are they getting a golf cart tag? Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 28, 2024 02:37 PM (aD39U) 165
Addendum: This wouldn't be complete without a photo of his smokeshow girlfriend! [CBD]
--- Stop it! It's almost lunch time. Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2024 02:37 PM (dGCAG) 166
The Muppet show came on after Wild Kingdom where I grew up.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 28, 2024 02:28 PM (Z8Yh2) *fistbump* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1) --- The original Muppet Show is just classic television. They won't ever make anything like it again. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2024 02:37 PM (7fElN) 167
Addendum: This wouldn't be complete without a photo of his smokeshow girlfriend! [CBD]
She's a Fortune 100 accounting department 7. Posted by: Count de Monet Public high school cafeteria 3. Unsure if student or lunch lady. Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2024 02:37 PM (lFy5V) 168
I added a good photo of his girlfriend...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo That is some truly off putting nastiness right there sir. Just imagine those rat teeth dragging the sensitive skin on your penis. *shudders* Posted by: BifBewalski at March 28, 2024 02:37 PM (qVQSp) 169
I added a good photo of his girlfriend...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2024 02:30 PM (gSZYf) Not cool man Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 28, 2024 02:37 PM (NtVYv) 170
153 I refuse to click on the picture of the girlfriend... I haven't eaten lunch yet...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 28, 2024 02:35 PM (Akjoo) Child, you are wise beyond your years! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 28, 2024 02:38 PM (hOUT3) 171
148 Madoff's investment strategy was pure bullshit and anyone who actually thought it was a real thing deserved to lose their money.
Have to hand it to Bernie - after all, he wouldn't let "just anybody" invest with him. People joined Bernie's country clubs for the opportunity to let Bernie get to know them, so they could invest with him. A+++ con. Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 28, 2024 02:34 PM (YAtuc) ________ Yup. Only the most important people with the right pedigrees and the best-looking maids and pool boys with the least STDs got to invest with Bernie. I actually represented a few clients who got burned by him. They lost millions. But so what? They were worth hundreds of millions and freely admitted they made the investment primarily to gain entrance into an exclusive "club" of his investors. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 02:38 PM (iFTx/) 172
Mortician's makeup can do wonders. Putty and paste.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 28, 2024 02:36 PM (aD39U) Aye! Anyone up for a story about the auld empty barn? Posted by: Private Frazer at March 28, 2024 02:38 PM (4I/2K) 173
147 Well, its something
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Here's to hoping he drops the soap in the communal shower. Posted by: Sock Monkey * Unsynchronized at March 28, 2024 02:34 PM (JUH00) *shudder* That poor, poor shower rapist.... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 28, 2024 02:39 PM (xcxpd) 174
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The original Muppet Show is just classic television. They won't ever make anything like it again. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 28, 2024 02:37 PM (7fElN) My brother found a stash of drops from the 2 judges. I always laugh when they come up in rotation. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:39 PM (Zz0t1) 175
Maybe....Mousey girlfriend wait 25 years for swindling thief because she have no other offers?
Posted by: MR. KIM at March 28, 2024 02:39 PM (DGlaL) 176
Start Ponzi scheme
Call it cryptocurrency investment opportunity Profit!!! Posted by: Underpants gnomes If he'd timed it better he could've escaped with a pile and blamed it all on AI !11ty Posted by: DaveA at March 28, 2024 02:39 PM (PMJuY) 177
What chaps my ass about SBF is he gave the Democrat Party and Bitch McConnell millions in stolen money and they don't have to give it back.
Posted by: torabora at March 28, 2024 02:39 PM (ceHbV) 178
Crypto entrepreneur Sam Bankman-Fried on Thursday was sentenced to 25 years in prison for stealing $8 billion from customers at the failed crypto exchange, FTX.
++++ He'll serve 5, 8 at the outside, and will get decent treatment. He'll be quietly paroled and set up okay afterward. He went too far and made a mess that the Party couldn't ignore. The sentence is harsh, and he will serve little of it. The headlines are made and the job is done. Give it a few years and they can move him to a halfway house, then out. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:39 PM (6bTRc) 179
Retirees? Conservative voters fleeing? Communist infiltrators? Are they getting a golf cart tag?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 28 2 probable retirees and one woman who wants to register a car with a title from Japan. Claimed registered in CO but no proof. Should I tell them about the mosquitos? Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2024 02:39 PM (8g4IY) 180
Sitting here at the DMV. 3 people from CO in a row to register their vehicles. I am scared.
Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2024 02:36 PM (8g4IY) -- Maybe they're the good guys fleeing the shithole that is Colorado. That's our plan. Just not Florida. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at March 28, 2024 02:40 PM (xPJvm) 181
++++
He'll serve 5, 8 at the outside, and will get decent treatment. He'll be quietly paroled and set up okay afterward. He went too far and made a mess that the Party couldn't ignore. The sentence is harsh, and he will serve little of it. The headlines are made and the job is done. Give it a few years and they can move him to a halfway house, then out. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:39 PM (6bTRc) 5 years, most. When they feel his name has dropped from most people's memory banks and the media won't mention his release....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1) 182
My favorite part of this saga is his brother Gabe, who wanted to buy a small Pacific island nation - sovereignty and all - to create a gigantic bugout bunker for the global elite and set up genetic engineering labs to create a new race of genetic supermen with their elite feedstock.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:40 PM (6bTRc) 183
SBF's girlfriend had the one important quality a man like him wants: she would fuck him. She would also probably fuck any man that might have had a pulse in the previous 10 months also.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 28, 2024 02:40 PM (aGT/k) 184
When they feel his name has dropped from most people's memory banks and the media won't mention his release.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1) So in 6 months. Got it. Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 02:41 PM (YwyqV) 185
Maybe....Mousey girlfriend wait 25 years for swindling thief because she have no other offers? Posted by: MR. KIM at March 28, 2024 02:39 PM the conjugal visits are gonna be lit Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2024 02:41 PM (bEb2S) 186
5 years, most. When they feel his name has dropped from most people's memory banks and the media won't mention his release.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1) ++++ Yup, that's my bet. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:41 PM (6bTRc) 187
This bikini blonde just wishes that ole' Sam Bank-Fraud would actually have to serve it out:
http://tiny.cc/uvrkxz Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:41 PM (6bTRc) 188
I've been dabbling in crypto.
1) it's all frauds and scams 2) a lot of it is like the tulip mania 3) there's serious money involved 4) some of the projects are real and will be huge 5) the idea that governments will control the space via a CBDC is not possible (although someone who likely knows tells me the feds know who in real life is moving what crypto) 6) Blackrock is moving huge volumes of BitCoin; they're moving into the RWA (real world assets) tokens next Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 28, 2024 02:36 PM (yikga) It always struck me as incredibly naive, that there were people talking about this stuff, as if the people who control the money right now were going to just let them come up with their own currency, and their own way to accumulate and manage wealth. It's like moving into Vegas in the 50s, and saying "yeah, we're gonna set up our own gambling, sex, drugs, money operation. The mafia? Screw 'em, we're the new way of doing things!" Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2024 02:42 PM (dGCAG) Posted by: t-bird at March 28, 2024 02:42 PM (wnZ8w) 190
Damn, CBD. That is a particularly unflattering picture of his main squeeze.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:42 PM (6bTRc) 191
No matter how misshapen and frumpy Sam's girlfriend is, she still possesses a vagina, and someone will park themselves in it if given the opportunity.
Posted by: Lowered Expectations at March 28, 2024 02:42 PM (Zz86T) 192
I added a good photo of his girlfriend...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo That is some truly off putting nastiness right there sir. Just imagine those rat teeth dragging the sensitive skin on your penis. *shudders* Posted by: BifBewalski at March 28, 2024 02:37 PM (qVQSp) Her mouth is rather small. Pinched, even. Posted by: Count de Monet at March 28, 2024 02:43 PM (4I/2K) Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2024 02:43 PM (Q4IgG) 194
Maybe they're the good guys fleeing the shithole that is Colorado. That's our plan. Just not Florida.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me I am in Alabama. 😀 Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2024 02:43 PM (8g4IY) 195
Mousey girlfriend wait 25 years for swindling thief because she have no other offers?
Posted by: MR. KIM at March 28, 2024 02:39 PM (DGlaL) To be fair, he's not especially attractive, either. But he had money, so. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 28, 2024 02:43 PM (OX9vb) 196
Lolol
You morons crack me up. Posted by: torabora at March 28, 2024 02:44 PM (ceHbV) 197
SBF's girlfriend had the one important quality a man like him wants: she would fuck him. She would also probably fuck any man that might have had a pulse in the previous 10 months also.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 28, 2024 02:40 PM (aGT/k) ++++ Maybe. Sam wasn't too bad looking and he had a vast estate on an island and access to billions. He would have had no problem with access as such. Finding a wife, sure, but not finding a hole. So either he actually was in love with her for some reason (I doubt it), or she had other benefits - benefits like being homely and making up for that by being a straight freak, being willing to put up with (or even enthusiastic about) extremely skeevy drug orgies and the like, knowing where the bodies are buried and being a partner and confidant, etc. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:44 PM (6bTRc) 198
181 ++++
He'll serve 5, 8 at the outside, and will get decent treatment. He'll be quietly paroled and set up okay afterward. He went too far and made a mess that the Party couldn't ignore. The sentence is harsh, and he will serve little of it. The headlines are made and the job is done. Give it a few years and they can move him to a halfway house, then out. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:39 PM (6bTRc) 5 years, most. When they feel his name has dropped from most people's memory banks and the media won't mention his release....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1) ___________ So long as he keeps his mouth shut . . . . Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 02:45 PM (iFTx/) 199
Re: Ellison, behold the power of Photoshop:
https://tinyurl.com/bdhpdj98 https://tinyurl.com/3whttppj Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 28, 2024 02:45 PM (XeU6L) 200
182 My favorite part of this saga is his brother Gabe, who wanted to buy a small Pacific island nation - sovereignty and all - to create a gigantic bugout bunker for the global elite and set up genetic engineering labs to create a new race of genetic supermen with their elite feedstock.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:40 PM (6bTRc) Jiminy Christmas, that would be like Jaws and his girlfriend ending up on the Moonraker space station. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 28, 2024 02:45 PM (aGT/k) 201
69 Stephen Colbert, host of CBS' "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," will moderate an "armchair conversation" with Biden, Obama and Clinton at the high-dollar event at Radio City Music Hall in New York, according to the campaign.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2024 02:17 PM (63Dwl) Dubya must be hurt by being left out of the group. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 28, 2024 02:45 PM (DTX3h) 202
I've been dabbling in crypto.
1) it's all frauds and scams The idea that li'l ol' me could buy 1 bitcoin- one 21,000,000th of the world's entire future money supply- for only $70,000 seems a bit far-fetched. Posted by: t-bird at March 28, 2024 02:45 PM (wnZ8w) 203
Stephen Colbert, host of CBS' "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," will moderate an "armchair conversation" with Biden, Obama and Clinton ========== What is there to "moderate"? Three lefties all nodding in agreement that Orange Man is Bad? Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 28, 2024 02:45 PM (T3es0) 204
I wonder how many pro Hamas supporters will show up at the fundraiser for Biden. Would be fun to see all those celebs and elite squirm and flee
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 28, 2024 02:45 PM (/Qymv) 205
He went too far and made a mess that the Party couldn't ignore. The sentence is harsh, and he will serve little of it. The headlines are made and the job is done. Give it a few years and they can move him to a halfway house, then out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:39 PM (6bTRc) 5 years, most. When they feel his name has dropped from most people's memory banks and the media won't mention his release....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1) The key to all this of course, is that the names of his co-conspirators in the Oligarch/Democrat Party community never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever get released to the public. Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2024 02:45 PM (dGCAG) 206
It's like moving into Vegas in the 50s, and saying "yeah, we're gonna set up our own gambling, sex, drugs, money operation. The mafia? Screw 'em, we're the new way of doing things!"
Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2024 02:42 PM (dGCAG) Buy a second house, fix it up, and flip it. The American Dream. Until the squatters move in. Posted by: mrp at March 28, 2024 02:45 PM (rj6Yv) Posted by: Auspex at March 28, 2024 02:46 PM (j4U/Z) 208
Here are all the acronyms 8 could find for SBF
SBF Siyasal Bilgiler Fakültesi (Ankara, Turkey) SBF Small Block Ford (automotive engine) SBF Singapore Business Federation SBF Sociedade Brasileira de Fisica (Portuguese: Brazilian Society of Physics) SBF Sexy Boy Friend SBF Small Business Finance SBF Small Business Forum SBF Salvo Buon Fine (Italian: reduction in price effects subject to collection) SBF Surface Brightness Fluctuation SBF Société des Bourses Francaises SBF Support By Fire SBF Suntory Beverage & Food (Japan) SBF Singapore Bowling Federation Posted by: BifBewalski at March 28, 2024 02:46 PM (qVQSp) 209
Heh. 3,300 acre solar farm in Fort Bend county west of Houston was almost completed when a hailstorm destroyed it. Begun in the summer of 2022, the solar farm was supposed to deliver 300 MW of power when completed this fall. Now it is unrecyclable trash.
Thank goodness our betters are able to use our money to build an energy project that relies on no storms, ever. Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 02:46 PM (lTGtQ) 210
Mousey girlfriend wait 25 years for swindling thief because she have no other offers?
Posted by: MR. KIM at March 28, 2024 02:39 PM (DGlaL) ++++ I'll put everything I have on, "no." She already rolled on him and cut a deal to keep herself out of the stony lonesome. She probably has a few million socked away safely, and is all set as long she doesn't get too stupid. She'll be a basically anonymous, homely rich lady and most people won't recognize her face or her name. She'll find herself a kept man and ride off into the sunset. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:46 PM (6bTRc) 211
Dude will get a Biden pardon in December.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 28, 2024 02:46 PM (2fIO4) 212
197 …(or even enthusiastic about) extremely skeevy drug orgies and the like, knowing where the bodies are buried and being a partner and confidant, etc.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March As I recall she bragged about being a freak and the words didn’t match the look. But what do I know? Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2024 02:47 PM (8g4IY) 213
Stephen Colbert, host of CBS' "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," will moderate an "armchair conversation" with Biden, Obama and Clinton
========== What is there to "moderate"? Three lefties all nodding in agreement that Orange Man is Bad? Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 28, 2024 02:45 PM (T3es0) I said this the other day, I think Obama is trying to emphasize how feeble Alzheimer Joe really is. Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2024 02:47 PM (dGCAG) 214
211 Dude will get a Biden pardon in December.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 28, 2024 02:46 PM (2fIO4) Translation: A dinner date with Jeff Epstein and Vince Foster. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2024 02:47 PM (x0n13) 215
193 "Girlfriend" LOL
Looks like a hobbit. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2024 02:43 PM (Q4IgG) You misspelled "goblin" ... Posted by: browndog wouldn't even at March 28, 2024 02:47 PM (TTAGa) 216
I added a good photo of his girlfriend...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo That is some truly off putting nastiness right there sir. Just imagine those rat teeth dragging the sensitive skin on your penis. *shudders* Posted by: BifBewalski at March 28, 2024 02:37 PM (qVQSp) Her mouth is rather small. Pinched, even. Posted by: Count de Monet I was having a pretty dang good day until y'all f'd it up. Posted by: Sock Monkey * Unsynchronized at March 28, 2024 02:47 PM (JUH00) 217
So long as he keeps his mouth shut . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 02:45 PM (iFTx/) Ain't gonna happen! Posted by: SBF's cellmate. at March 28, 2024 02:48 PM (gSZYf) 218
197 SBF's girlfriend had the one important quality a man like him wants: she would fuck him. She would also probably fuck any man that might have had a pulse in the previous 10 months also.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 28, 2024 02:40 PM (aGT/k) ++++ Maybe. Sam wasn't too bad looking and he had a vast estate on an island and access to billions. He would have had no problem with access as such. Finding a wife, sure, but not finding a hole. So either he actually was in love with her for some reason (I doubt it), or she had other benefits - benefits like being homely and making up for that by being a straight freak, being willing to put up with (or even enthusiastic about) extremely skeevy drug orgies and the like, knowing where the bodies are buried and being a partner and confidant, etc. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:44 PM (6bTRc) _________ Some rich guys -- especially young ones -- still gravitate towards lower-desirability girls that were in their ballpark before they got rich. It's almost like their brain hasn't adjusted to the fact that they are now stinking rich and can grab THOTs by the pussy. I think this describes SBF and Zuck. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 02:48 PM (iFTx/) 219
Stephen Colbert, host of CBS' "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," will moderate an "armchair conversation" with Biden, Obama and Clinton
This will be the touring roadshow of "Wansee Conference: The Musical!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2024 02:49 PM (x0n13) 220
As I recall she bragged about being a freak and the words didn’t match the look. But what do I know?
Posted by: Piper at March 28, 2024 02:47 PM (8g4IY) ++++ :: shrugs :: She might be telling the truth. I wouldn't doubt it. She's a millennial with plenty of access to drugs, men and high-flying parties on an island. It would track. Besides, there are plenty of men for whom "every hole's a goal" is an accurate description of their condition, and being a straight freak will keep reelin' 'em in even faster. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:49 PM (6bTRc) 221
Maybe. Sam wasn't too bad looking and he had a vast estate on an island and access to billions. He would have had no problem with access as such. Finding a wife, sure, but not finding a hole.
So either he actually was in love with her for some reason (I doubt it), or she had other benefits - benefits like being homely and making up for that by being a straight freak, being willing to put up with (or even enthusiastic about) extremely skeevy drug orgies and the like, knowing where the bodies are buried and being a partner and confidant, etc. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:44 PM (6bTRc) If she's doing blumpkins, that would move her up on the scale. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 28, 2024 02:49 PM (aGT/k) 222
There was a time when I thought Stephen Colbert was funny
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2024 02:49 PM (na73u) 223
Launch scrubbed until 1:37PM ET(?) tomorrow 3/29/24
Posted by: Ciampino - real takeoff postponed at March 28, 2024 02:49 PM (qfLjt) 224
Some rich guys -- especially young ones -- still gravitate towards lower-desirability girls that were in their ballpark before they got rich. It's almost like their brain hasn't adjusted to the fact that they are now stinking rich and can grab THOTs by the pussy. I think this describes SBF and Zuck.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 02:48 PM (iFTx/) ++++ Or they're being *smart* and picking based on other attributes like absolute loyalty and willingness to engage in whatever seriously questionable shit they're getting up to. If that's the case for SBF, he failed because she turned state's evidence on him toot sweet. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:50 PM (6bTRc) 225
Doesn't she look like one of the male characters in Harry Potter?
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 02:33 PM (iFTx/) Her counsel got her to buy a ticket early as the "train was leaving the station." That was needed because she and her team at Alameda were the ones who robbed the clients. SBF was an autistic head fall guy - his counsel, who tried to get SBF to buy that ticket first, was up against his parents - know it all Sanford law professors who had never been inside a court room - and their hubris guaranteed that Sammy was gonna do the time his Quasimodo gal was determined not to do. Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2024 02:50 PM (K+UlC) 226
27 PAGING ADMIRAL ACKBAR...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 28, 2024 02:08 PM (wtvvX) NO! Bad Tex Lovera! BAD! Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 28, 2024 02:09 PM (YwyqV) Y'all are all funny on this thread. Posted by: m at March 28, 2024 02:50 PM (o3SCB) 227
Doesn't she look like one of the male characters in Harry Potter?
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 02:33 PM (iFTx/) Hairy Pooter. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 28, 2024 02:51 PM (x0n13) 228
Halos vs Birds
Posted by: Jamaica at March 28, 2024 02:51 PM (IG7T0) 229
In fact, one cold say that lacking a vagina was Joseph Merrick's true disability.
Posted by: Lowered Expectations at March 28, 2024 02:51 PM (Zz86T) 230
Looks like a hobbit. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 28, 2024 02:43 PM (Q4IgG) She Hobbit hardest hit. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:51 PM (Zz0t1) 231
69 Stephen Colbert, host of CBS' "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," will moderate an "armchair conversation" with Biden, Obama and Clinton at the high-dollar event at Radio City Music Hall in New York, according to the campaign.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2024 02:17 PM (63Dwl) Anyone seen Bill lately? He might look worse, and sound worse than Grandpa Joe Posted by: browndog digging in the dirt at March 28, 2024 02:52 PM (TTAGa) 232
I mean interviews even while he was a high-flying celebrity (before the crash). And while I agree he had motive to pretend not to know during the trial, even then he seemed not to know what to feign ignorance of and what not to. He looked and sounded like a retard -- and what he was saying was clearly not helping him.
Obvious fraudsters aside, is it just me or does it seem like an increasing number of high-positioned executives of various sorts are lacking in the intelligence department? They just seem rather vacant and vapid, capable only of repeating the current business jargon and platitudes, and getting massive paychecks, but little else. Posted by: Connections > competence at March 28, 2024 02:52 PM (tczCu) 233
29 Odds on him serving all 25?
There will be a commutation. Bank it. In the meantime though, his little honey is lonely. Posted by: Friends Don't Let Friends Languish in Prison at March 28, 2024 02:09 PM (X5tRe) I thought they broke up. Posted by: m at March 28, 2024 02:52 PM (o3SCB) 234
I added a good photo of his girlfriend...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Go ugly, go home early! Posted by: The Legendary Brother Ooh-Rah at March 28, 2024 02:52 PM (4I/2K) 235
50 work years per average work life times
2000 hours per work year times 25 dollars per hour equals 2.5 million dollars per average persons life Sam Bankman-Fried stole the equilent value of the life work of about three thousand citizens of the United States. Posted by: Marooned -------------------------------- Needs a correction factor for those that don't work. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 28, 2024 02:52 PM (cOq4q) 236
There was a time when I thought Stephen Colbert was funny
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2024 02:49 PM (na73u) I've never experienced such a time. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1) 237
>>Her counsel got her to buy a ticket early as the "train was leaving the station." That was needed because she and her team at Alameda were the ones who robbed the clients. SBF was an autistic head fall guy - his counsel, who tried to get SBF to buy that ticket first, was up against his parents - know it all Sanford law professors who had never been inside a court room - and their hubris guaranteed that Sammy was gonna do the time his Quasimodo gal was determined not to do.
I like a story with a happy ending. Posted by: mr tmz at March 28, 2024 02:52 PM (rJ48h) 238
THE BOSS HAS A NOOD
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2024 02:52 PM (fwDg9) 239
I'll put everything I have on, "no."
She already rolled on him and cut a deal to keep herself out of the stony lonesome. She probably has a few million socked away safely, and is all set as long she doesn't get too stupid. She'll be a basically anonymous, homely rich lady and most people won't recognize her face or her name. She'll find herself a kept man and ride off into the sunset. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:46 PM (6bTRc) She will be the crazy cat lady who lives down the street that nobody in the neighborhood has any idea how she got her money Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 28, 2024 02:52 PM (aGT/k) 240
He gets to appeal now. Watch the bouncing ball.
Posted by: torabora at March 28, 2024 02:52 PM (ceHbV) 241
Huh, thought he would escape punishment
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2024 02:53 PM (fwDg9) 242
227 Doesn't she look like one of the male characters in Harry Potter?
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 28, 2024 02:33 PM (iFTx/) Yeah. Dobby the House Elf. Posted by: With apologies to Dobby at March 28, 2024 02:53 PM (tczCu) 243
I've never experienced such a time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1) ++++ He was vaguely amusing early on during The Daily Show, when he was a phony field reporter delivering other people's jokes. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:53 PM (6bTRc) 244
She will be the crazy cat lady who lives down the street that nobody in the neighborhood has any idea how she got her money
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at March 28, 2024 02:52 PM (aGT/k) ++++ Except that she'll probably have a husband. But yeah. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:54 PM (6bTRc) 245
@188 Best revelation I've seen of the world of Crypto: https://tinyurl.com/msnw7ubj It's Patrick Boyle interviewing a guy who started to write a book on something else and got gobsmacked by what he was tangentially seeing in crypto and wrote a book on that instead. Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 28, 2024 02:55 PM (T3es0) 246
There was a time when I thought Stephen Colbert was funny
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2024 02:49 PM (na73u) I've never experienced such a time. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 28, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1) I did. And then Colbert started talking. Posted by: mrp at March 28, 2024 02:55 PM (rj6Yv) 247
"armchair conversation" with Biden, Obama and Clinton
------- Three of the most corrupt people on the planet all in one place having a "conversation". Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 02:56 PM (6gUd4) 248
222 There was a time when I thought Stephen Colbert was funny
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2024 02:49 PM (na73u) Same. It was April 7, 1999 through October 2, 2000 when Strangers with Candy aired. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 28, 2024 02:56 PM (DTX3h) 249
Or they're being *smart* and picking based on other attributes like absolute loyalty and willingness to engage in whatever seriously questionable shit they're getting up to.
If that's the case for SBF, he failed because she turned state's evidence on him toot sweet. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2024 02:50 PM (6bTRc) Way back when, the circle of "friends" I belonged to, there was a gal who was part of the group, she looked strikingly similar to Bill Fagerbakke. Don't recognize the name? He was Tom Cullen in The Stand, was in Coach, and most famously the voice of Patrick Star. Not good looking, in other words. Guys were willing to hook up with her though... because she seemed to have no self-esteem. You'd be at a party/event, and someone would emerge from the shadows, and she'd come out not long after, with a sheepish look on her fugly mug. If it must be said... I never did. Would have never even considered it. Posted by: BurtTC at March 28, 2024 02:57 PM (dGCAG) 250
Biden, Obama and Clinton
-------- A rapist, a corrupt shitbag, and a racist... sitting with Bill Clinton and Barack Obama. (this would have worked any way you rolled them around) Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 02:57 PM (6gUd4) 251
I don't know, I think she's kinda cute. Posted by: Auspex at March 28, 2024 02:59 PM (j4U/Z) 252
IMO his girlfriend looks perfect for him. He's an unkempt slob that looks like he has bad BO. His looks are also unfortunate.
Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2024 03:05 PM (FGQ5G) 253
124 ‘At the Crypto, Crypto Cabana….’
- Barely Manenough Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2024 02:30 PM (S5JFn) ; ) Posted by: m at March 28, 2024 03:07 PM (o3SCB) 254
Biden, Obama and Clinton
-------- A rapist, a corrupt shitbag, and a racist... sitting with Bill Clinton and Barack Obama. (this would have worked any way you rolled them around) Posted by: ... at March 28, 2024 02:57 PM (6gUd4) ------------ The Venn Diagram of those six instances all overlap into a single giant flaming asshole depicted in the middle. Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 28, 2024 03:10 PM (HYm6n) 255
125 OT, but I think King Harv has had enough caffeine for today.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 28, 2024 02:30 PM (lTGtQ) ; ) Posted by: m at March 28, 2024 03:14 PM (o3SCB) 256
Take it to the bank. Biden is going to pardon this scumbag right after the election.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at March 28, 2024 03:23 PM (setIA) 257
MY EYES!!!!!! DAMN MY EYES!!!!
Posted by: Frank Lopez at March 28, 2024 03:30 PM (4MJug) 258
She seems to be sporting a mustache.
Posted by: Dirac_Delta at March 28, 2024 03:31 PM (JSF6W) 259
29 Odds on him serving all 25?
There will be a commutation. Bank it. In the meantime though, his little honey is lonely. Posted by: Friends Don't Let Friends Languish in Prison at March 28, 2024 02:09 PM (X5tRe) A Hunter Pardon, right before the 25th amendment is invoked... Posted by: BuddyPC at March 28, 2024 03:48 PM (WZt1Q) 260
Its not looking good for the Democrats right now
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 28, 2024 04:46 PM (wGqjj) 261
Stewart is not alone. NYC millionaires and billionaires do not pay property tax on their assessed values, they pay property taxes on reduced values. This was a way for Democrats to kowtow to Putin and show that they are Putin's Puppets.
Posted by: william ferrin at March 28, 2024 06:30 PM (PPa/L) 262
One can only imagine the things she's willing to do in the bedroom.
Posted by: joe kidsniffer at March 28, 2024 07:42 PM (W+TLY) 263
You'd think someone stealing all that money would have a hotter girlfriend.
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