Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Crucifixion
Tiziano Vecellio

It's simple, yet strangely powerful.

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 Humbled.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Sad

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2024 09:30 AM (ENQN6)

4 The Crucifixion is a life sized painting by the Venetian artist Titian, completed in 1558 and presently hanging in the sanctuary of the church of San Domenico, Ancona. Jesus Christ is shown crucified, with Saint Mary and Saint John standing either side of the cross in the Stabat Mater tradition.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2024 09:31 AM (ENQN6)

5 Morning.

This needs some happy little trees to brighten things up.

Posted by: Robert at March 29, 2024 09:31 AM (mdTBU)

6 Very nicely done and fitting

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2024 09:31 AM (fwDg9)

7 Mankind can be evil. VERY evil.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

8 Why is it "Good" Friday....Russians call it "Friday of Suffering"?

Posted by: BignJames at March 29, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

9 Thank you for this, CBD!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 29, 2024 09:32 AM (hOUT3)

10 Somber

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 29, 2024 09:32 AM (Q4IgG)

11 Appropriate. While I understand the reason, I've always thought it odd that today is called Good Friday.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 29, 2024 09:32 AM (zhLdt)

12 Thank you, CBD.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2024 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

13 Friday's here, but Sunday's coming!

Posted by: Evangelical preachers everywhere at March 29, 2024 09:33 AM (dg+HA)

14 Is it bad that "Bright Side of Life" popped into my head almost immediately?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

15 Appropriate for today, and this season

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 09:33 AM (omVj0)

16 Russians call it "Friday of Suffering"?

Posted by: BignJames at March 29, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

As opposed to every other day of suffering in Russia?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

17 Nice pick, Dildo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

18 I see Mary and John. Who's the the other guy?

Posted by: dantesed at March 29, 2024 09:34 AM (88xKn)

19 Will Cuppy on Philip II of Spain:

Titian painted his portrait three times, but the results were only so-so. Even if you're Titian, you have to have something to work with.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 29, 2024 09:34 AM (DeFcY)

20 Is it bad that "Bright Side of Life" popped into my head almost immediately?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

The good lawd would laugh.

You're still going to hell for it.

Posted by: Robert at March 29, 2024 09:34 AM (mdTBU)

21 Good because Jesus died for thep sins of humanity

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2024 09:34 AM (fwDg9)

22 Thank you, CBD.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 29, 2024 09:35 AM (GshMh)

23 For us. In place of.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 29, 2024 09:35 AM (SfhV1)

24
The good lawd would laugh.

You're still going to hell for it.
Posted by: Robert at March 29, 2024 09:34 AM (mdTBU)

My fear.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

25 17 Nice pick, Dildo.

Phrasing.

Posted by: Clenches butt cheeks at March 29, 2024 09:35 AM (dg+HA)

26 The figures gathered around Christ are well done, but for some reason the sky seems to communicate the sorrow and suffering to me more.

Maybe I need more coffee.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 29, 2024 09:36 AM (MKWE4)

27 Oh, it is St Dominic. It must have been painted for a Dominican chapel. [Dominicans wear black and white robes.]

The Crucifixion is a life sized painting by the Venetian artist Titian, completed in 1558 and presently hanging in the sanctuary of the church of San Domenico, Ancona. Jesus Christ is shown crucified, with Saint Mary and Saint John standing either side of the cross in the Stabat Mater tradition. The kneeling figure is of Saint Dominic. The canvas was completed during Titian's fifth decade of painting, and is one of the works marking a shift toward his extensive exploration of tragedy and human suffering. [Almost 2 yards x 4 yards]

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 29, 2024 09:36 AM (2yu8s)

28 I always thought that Good Friday was a misnomer until I saw the BC strip discussing the why of it. "How do you feel knowing that you don't have to suffer like that because your Savior took it from you?" We don't deserve that mercy, of course, and the price paid for us is WAY more than humanity as a whole is worth, but knowing that God so loved the world that He made that path to reconciliation with us... it's the greatest act of sacrifice in history, on a level beyond what we can appreciate or understand. God is good.

Posted by: American Hawkman at March 29, 2024 09:36 AM (skAOD)

29 I see Mary and John. Who's the the other guy?
Posted by: dantesed at March 29, 2024 09:34 AM (88xKn)
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Peter, perhaps?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 29, 2024 09:36 AM (DeFcY)

30 I see Mary and John. Who's the the other guy?
Posted by: dantesed at March 29, 2024 09:34 AM (88xKn)
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Peter, perhaps?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 29, 2024 09:36 AM (DeFcY)

Andycanuck has your back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

31 (Other guy is supposed to be Joseph of Aramatheia, I think.)

Posted by: American Hawkman at March 29, 2024 09:37 AM (skAOD)

32 Peter, perhaps?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 29, 2024 09:36 AM (DeFcY)

Peter went into hiding.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 29, 2024 09:37 AM (SfhV1)

33 8 I see Mary and John. Who's the the other guy?
Posted by: dantesed at March 29, 2024 09:34 AM (88xKn)
******
St. Dominic

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2024 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

34 I grew up with Catholic kids. Yet I don't recall ever hearing about the Stations of the Cross tradition, the fourteen paintings or sculptures depicting the day of the Crucifixion, until I was a grownup. Don't know why. I guess my classmates and friends all thought I knew about it and there was no need to talk of it.

St. Louis Cathedral, the big church in the French Quarter, has its Stations plaques labeled in French. And I remember a church in San Luis, CO, with their plaques in Spanish. San Luis has the series of bronze sculptures, life-size or nearly, along a path up a hill on the edge of town, leading to a small church at the summit.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 09:38 AM (omVj0)

35 “Truly this was the Son of God."

Posted by: Roman centurion at March 29, 2024 09:38 AM (dg+HA)

36 Maybe I need more coffee.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 29, 2024 09:36 AM (MKWE4)

You can never have too much coffee.

Ignore the heart palpitations, that's cuz of something else.

Posted by: Robert at March 29, 2024 09:38 AM (mdTBU)

37 Andycanuck has your back.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
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Posted too soon.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 29, 2024 09:38 AM (DeFcY)

38 Jon 3.16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Posted by: vic at March 29, 2024 09:38 AM (A5THL)

39 I recall one Good Friday service years ago. It was a warm and sultry day and just as the Gospel got to the part about the curtain on the Temple ripping from top to bottom, there was an enormous clap of thunder directly overhead.

I mentioned it to the Padre as we were leaving. He winked and said "stage-managed by God."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 29, 2024 09:39 AM (T+Iwg)

40 Why is it "Good" Friday....Russians call it "Friday of Suffering"?
Posted by: BignJames

Because Christ redeemed us by His death on the cross.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 09:39 AM (iInLa)

41 Peter wouldn't have been there. John is unique among the disciples in that he stuck there during the Crucifixion. Peter was busy claiming that he didn't know ANY of these people until the cock crowed, then was consumed by guilt that never quite went away, up to the point where he said he was unworthy to die as Jesus had at his OWN crucifixion and asked to be crucified upside-down.

Posted by: American Hawkman at March 29, 2024 09:40 AM (skAOD)

42 Wiki's gloss on the "Good" in Good Friday is that it is an older meaning of the word as "pious" or "holy."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 29, 2024 09:41 AM (DeFcY)

43 This one'll keep the puns down.

Posted by: From about that Time at March 29, 2024 09:41 AM (4780s)

44 It's just a model.

Posted by: The Jesus Seminar at March 29, 2024 09:41 AM (PiwSw)

45 I mentioned it to the Padre as we were leaving. He winked and said "stage-managed by God."
Posted by: Zombie Robbo

That has me grinning!
Smart Padre.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 09:42 AM (iInLa)

46 I recall one Good Friday service years ago. It was a warm and sultry day and just as the Gospel got to the part about the curtain on the Temple ripping from top to bottom, there was an enormous clap of thunder directly overhead.

I mentioned it to the Padre as we were leaving. He winked and said "stage-managed by God."
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 29, 2024

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It wasn't GF when I visited the Stations in San Luis, but Labor Day weekend. But as I stood by the sculpture of the Crucifixion, the sky, which had been sunny all morning, was suddenly obscured by passing clouds, like "the darkness which fell across the land."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 09:42 AM (omVj0)

47
INRI

“What I have written, I have written.”

Posted by: Pontius Pilate at March 29, 2024 09:42 AM (dg+HA)

48 @42

>>Wiki's gloss on the "Good" in Good Friday is that it is an older meaning of the word as "pious" or "holy."

Quick, someone ask Gemini to show a picture of the Son Of G-d.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 29, 2024 09:43 AM (XV/Pl)

49 Last day of eating fish on Friday.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2024 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

50 39 One of the criminals who hung there hurled insults at him: “Aren’t you the Messiah? Save yourself and us!”

40 But the other criminal rebuked him. “Don’t you fear God,” he said, “since you are under the same sentence? 41 We are punished justly, for we are getting what our deeds deserve. But this man has done nothing wrong.”

42 Then he said, “Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.[a]”

43 Jesus answered him, “Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2024 09:43 AM (ENQN6)

51 This one'll keep the puns down.
Posted by: From about that Time at March 29, 2024

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True. Though we can probably come up with some wordplay on "wood."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 09:43 AM (omVj0)

52 Last day of eating fish on Friday.
Posted by: redridinghood

You don't *have* to stop, Fish is good for you!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 09:44 AM (iInLa)

53 My knowledge of Crucifixion is that the spikes were driven through the heel/ankle and wrist of the victim not the hands and feet. The reason for this is because it prevents the victim from tearing loose from the cross.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 09:45 AM (n17eQ)

54 Thanks for a great pic this morning CBD!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 09:45 AM (iInLa)

55 My knowledge of Crucifixion is that the spikes were driven through the heel/ankle and wrist of the victim not the hands and feet. The reason for this is because it prevents the victim from tearing loose from the cross.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 09:45 AM (n17eQ)

The trial and error on this method must've been horrific.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

56 You can never have too much coffee.

Ignore the heart palpitations, that's cuz of something else.
Posted by: Robert at March 29, 2024 09:38 AM (mdTBU)

I hate to say it, but I feel *much* better now that I'm not drinking coffee. Not only do I not get palpitations anymore, my lungs are much less congested.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2024 09:46 AM (XjtdB)

57 50 39 One of the criminals who hung there hurled insults at him: “Aren’t you the Messiah? Save yourself and us!”

40 But the other criminal rebuked him. “Don’t you fear God,” he said, “since you are under the same sentence? 41 We are punished justly, for we are getting what our deeds deserve. But this man has done nothing wrong.”

42 Then he said, “Jesus, remember me when you come into your kingdom.[a]”

43 Jesus answered him, “Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise.”
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2024 09:43 AM (ENQN6)

The Good Thief, aka St. Dismas. That passage always makes me tear up.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 29, 2024 09:46 AM (T+Iwg)

58 I never know quite what to do with myself on Good Friday. When I worked, I felt bad all day like I ought not be there. Now that I'm retired, I feel bad if I have to go the store. In general, I just feel bad.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 29, 2024 09:46 AM (SfhV1)

59 You don't *have* to stop, Fish is good for you!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 09:44 AM (iInLa)
*******
I actually eat more fish than anything else.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2024 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

60 49 Last day of eating fish on Friday.
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It seemed in elementary thru high school fish sticks were the entre every Friday.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 09:46 AM (n17eQ)

61 I can't improve on CBD's words: " simple, yet strangely powerful". The immediacy of the pain and sacrifice is strongly apparent. The similar color pallet in the sky, background and Christ's body, where all creation seems to blend is an interesting contrast to the colors of the mourners' robes.

Thanks, CBD for choosing this work. Easter becomes more important to me as I get older.

Posted by: JTB at March 29, 2024 09:47 AM (zudum)

62 I just realized Wiki used "Saint Mary" for the Virgin Mary. Luckily, the "Saint Mary" hot link goes to "Mary, mother of Jesus".

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 29, 2024 09:47 AM (2yu8s)

63 Not only a lot of my friends, but Mrs. Wolfus No. 2, the girl I dated before Miss Linda, and the last-named lady herself had all been raised as Catholics. In the mid-'80s, Mrs. W. No. 2 and I went to a wedding at St. Louis Cathedral. She always proclaimed that she was "over" church stuff. Yet as we came in, she stepped to one of the fonts, dipped up some water, and crossed herself.

I raised my brows. She muttered, "Don't tell my father I did that" (he was a notorious atheist).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 09:47 AM (omVj0)

64 Beautiful and appropriate. Would hang but I already have a crucifix in that spot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 29, 2024 09:47 AM (/Qymv)

65 Nice pick, Dildo.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Never has a comment more succinctly summed up the enigma that this site is.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2024 09:48 AM (N3GIM)

66 The trial and error on this method must've been horrific.
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Yep. The good news is they die of a heart attack pretty quickly.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 09:48 AM (n17eQ)

67 The Crucifixion
Tiziano Vecellio

It's simple, yet strangely powerful.

Doesn't look so tough to me. Nothing a little spray paint and tomato soup can't destroy...for Earth!

Posted by: Deranged Eco-Activist at March 29, 2024 09:48 AM (ycI94)

68 You don't *have* to stop, Fish is good for you!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 09:44 AM (iInLa)
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Heh. I'm a convert to HMC and therefore a loony. I got in the habit of observing meatless Fridays year-round. For Lent, I add Wednesdays. And I hate fish.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 29, 2024 09:49 AM (T+Iwg)

69 It seemed in elementary thru high school fish sticks were the entre every Friday.
Posted by: Pudinhead

All Friday's were meatless in the lives of morons beyond a certain age.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 09:49 AM (iInLa)

70 Would hang...as model.

Posted by: Jesus at March 29, 2024 09:49 AM (ycI94)

71 For me anyway, I don't think you can truly appreciate the depth and breadth of God's love until you have a child of your own. Then, realize what it would take to commit your only begotten son to die at the hands of people who have no love or appreciation for you, so they can have a promise of reconciliation. God's love for us is more than amazing, and his fury at those who reject it is going to be frightful.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at March 29, 2024 09:49 AM (DIB8X)

72 It's no Dali!

Perfect selection, CBD.
The minister at the church I attended as a child had a huge reprint of Salvador Dali "Crucifixion (Corpus Hypercubus)" on the wall behind his desk. Ah, the 70's!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2024 09:49 AM (6IDWi)

73 Jon 3.16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Posted by: vic at March 29, 2024 09:38 AM (A5THL)

3:17 is important too.

"For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but that it might be saved through Him."

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2024 09:49 AM (XjtdB)

74 Last day of eating fish on Friday.
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It seemed in elementary thru high school fish sticks were the entre every Friday.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024

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My mother's people were Lutherans, I think. Dad had gone to Catholic school. And whenever he was home on a Friday evening for dinner during this period of the year, Mom prepared . . . fried shrimp. It was one of the dishes she did really well, little shrimp of the kind they call "popcorn" shrimp now, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 09:50 AM (omVj0)

75 Never has a comment more succinctly summed up the enigma that this site is.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2024 09:48 AM (N3GIM)
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An enigma wrapped in a mystery boxed up with puns and topped with boob jokes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 29, 2024 09:50 AM (DeFcY)

76 The Crucifixion
Tiziano Vecellio

It's simple, yet strangely powerful.

Doesn't look so tough to me. Nothing a little spray paint and tomato soup can't destroy...for Earth!
Posted by: Deranged Eco-Activist at March 29, 2024 09:48 AM (ycI94)
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Imagine how much *hate* these people are carrying around inside them that they can look at a work of exquisite--nay, DIVINE--art and then have the nerve to deface it so that no one else may experience the spiritual transcendence it represents.

Evil.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2024 09:50 AM (7fElN)

77 Thank you.

Serious question: Who is the old guy embracing the Cross? The woman is Mary, Mother of God. The young guy is John the Apostle. Usually the third person at the foot of the Cross is Mary Magdalene, but not in this version.
Again, who is he?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 29, 2024 09:50 AM (lhTNP)

78 Artist Titian
Year 1558
Medium Oil on canvas
Dimensions 371 cm × 197 cm (146 in × 78 in)
Location Ancona

12 ft by 6 and a half.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2024 09:51 AM (ENQN6)

79 The Crucifixion, Tiziano Vecellio

There is another Crucifixion by Tiziano Vecellio. (The figures at the foot of the Cross are absent.)

Web Gallery of Art, "Particularly impressive about this painting are the wonderful colours and the modulated lights on the body of Christ, as well as the carefully painted landscape, which is a rare feature in Titian's late work. The ruins, the city in the background, and the marvellous colours of the hills are reminiscent of Veronese's early landscapes. The cross, isolated in front of the broad landscape, gives the painting a timeless quality that emphasizes its devotional function. The work's theme is not the moment of the crucifixion, but the loneliness of death."

Tiziano Vecelli or Vecellio, Latinized as Titianus, hence known in English as Titian, was an Italian Renaissance painter of Lombard origin, considered the most important member of the 16th-century Venetian school. He was born in Pieve di Cadore, near Belluno. Wikipedia

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 29, 2024 09:51 AM (GshMh)

80 Dali's "Last Supper" is also very good. A brother had a copy of it in his dining room.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 29, 2024 09:52 AM (2yu8s)

81 My mother's people were Lutherans, I think. Dad had gone to Catholic school. And whenever he was home on a Friday evening for dinner during this period of the year, Mom prepared . . . fried shrimp. It was one of the dishes she did really well, little shrimp of the kind they call "popcorn" shrimp now, I think.
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Wolfus, you are from New Orleans. Shrimp is very available there. So is crawfish. And then there are oysters.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 09:52 AM (n17eQ)

82 My knowledge of Crucifixion is that the spikes were driven through the heel/ankle and wrist of the victim not the hands and feet. The reason for this is because it prevents the victim from tearing loose from the cross.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024

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Yes, the hand and foot bones, metacarpals and metatarsals, would not be strong enough to hold the victim's body weight.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 09:52 AM (omVj0)

83 I'm a convert to HMC and therefore a loony.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo

I didn't know the Honda Motor Company had religious affiliations!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 09:52 AM (iInLa)

84 Nevermind. The answer is in comment 27.

Christ is King!

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 29, 2024 09:52 AM (lhTNP)

85 I didn't know the Honda Motor Company had religious affiliations!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 09:52 AM (iInLa)
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The Japanese are a subtle people.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 29, 2024 09:54 AM (DeFcY)

86 To re-Pete in Texas

It's the much-later (1170–1221) Saint Dominic -- the painting is in the Dominican Order's main church.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 29, 2024 09:54 AM (2yu8s)

87 > It seemed in elementary thru high school fish sticks were the entre every Friday.
Posted by: Pudinhead
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Yea... I seem to recall that too. Around the late 60's - early 70's.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 29, 2024 09:54 AM (Q4IgG)

88 Wolfus, you are from New Orleans. Shrimp is very available there. So is crawfish. And then there are oysters.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024

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This was in the days when the French Market really was a market instead of a tourist trap full of daiquiri/beignet mix/souvenir shops. There was actual seafood available for purchase any day. I suppose the fish and other permitted foods would have been in real demand during Lent.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 09:54 AM (omVj0)

89 Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 29, 2024 09:51 AM (GshMh)

I chose this version because the other seemed so busy, in spite of it being a much finer work.

The roughness and simplicity of this is quite powerful. I think it focuses the mind and the heart on Christ's suffering while still illuminating its effect on others.

Obviously I'm not a Christian, but I find the various presentations of the crucifixion to be endlessly fascinating.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2024 09:55 AM (gSZYf)

90 By this point Jerusalem time, Joseph was pleading with Pilate for the body of Christ.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2024 09:55 AM (N3GIM)

91 Today is humbling.

Be kind.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2024 09:56 AM (5rsL9)

92 [Somewhat academic, of course, but:] My understanding is that Christ's (and other victims') feet were likely just a foot or so off the ground -- so that passers-by could look in their eyes (before they were pecked out by birds) as well as mock and/or assault them (if "the spirit" so moved them?) -- perhaps more accurately represented in this mid-15th century painting "The Crucifixion with Saint Jerome and Saint Francis" by Pesellino:

http://tiny.cc/ylukxz

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 29, 2024 09:56 AM (NNq22)

93 The roughness and simplicity of this is quite powerful. I think it focuses the mind and the heart on Christ's suffering while still illuminating its effect on others.
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The Wiki says Titian changed his painting style late in life when this one was done.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 29, 2024 09:56 AM (2yu8s)

94 Prayers for blessings for all the Christian morons observing Good Friday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2024 09:56 AM (RIvkX)

95 All Friday's were meatless in the lives of morons beyond a certain age.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 09:49 AM (iInLa)

And is a mortification you can certainly still keep in remembrance of today. It's not so much fish, as no meat.

I had never seen this one, CBD. Thank you for choosing it.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at March 29, 2024 09:57 AM (jN2/U)

96 St Dominic says wiki

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2024 09:57 AM (ENQN6)

97 Ah...gets the point across.

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 29, 2024 09:57 AM (R/m4+)

98 This was in the days when the French Market really was a market instead of a tourist trap full of daiquiri/beignet mix/souvenir shops. There was actual seafood available for purchase any day. I suppose the fish and other permitted foods would have been in real demand during Lent.
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Yep. Everything becomes Disneyfied. It just does.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 09:57 AM (n17eQ)

99 Stations of the Cross makes me cry. Every time.

The suffering of the Son, witnessed by His Mother.
Ugh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2024 09:58 AM (5rsL9)

100 Now that I know it's Saint Dominic, I can't get that Soeur Sourire song out of my head.

Dominique-nique-nique . . .

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 29, 2024 09:58 AM (lhTNP)

101 Saint Dominic, OP (Spanish: Santo Domingo; 8 August 1170 – 6 August 1221), also known as Dominic de Guzmán (Spanish: [ɡuθˈman]), was a Castilian Catholic priest and the founder of the Dominican Order. He is the patron saint of astronomers and natural scientists, and he and his order are traditionally credited with spreading and popularizing the rosary.

We Baptist (backslider) know nothing of the Saints.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2024 09:58 AM (ENQN6)

102 [Don't cut and paste trolls][CBD]

IT'S AN OBVIOUS FAKE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T INCLUDE THREE ADS FOR STAMPS OR GOLD.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 29, 2024 09:59 AM (ycI94)

103 Saint Dominic? I sang a song about him.

Posted by: The Singing Nun at March 29, 2024 09:59 AM (dg+HA)

104 90. The roughness and simplicity of this is quite powerful. I think it focuses the mind and the heart on Christ's suffering while still illuminating its effect on others.

Yes, it does. It is perfect for Good Friday, and your thoughtfulness is greatly appreciated.

Lola

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 29, 2024 09:59 AM (GshMh)

105 We Baptist (backslider) know nothing of the Saints.
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And we seldom see them in the Liquor Store.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 09:59 AM (n17eQ)

106 Dominique-nique-nique . . .
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 29, 2024 09:58 AM (lhTNP)

The Knights who say Dominique-nique-nique demand a shrubbery-bery-bery!!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 29, 2024 10:00 AM (T+Iwg)

107 And is a mortification you can certainly still keep in remembrance of today. It's not so much fish, as no meat.

Posted by: sal: tolle

I come from a big family and we had Friday meals which didn't have fish or meat on Fridays.
True is, because we lived on the coast with a fishing fleet in the harbor, I grew up with a lot of fresh fish/seafood.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 10:01 AM (iInLa)

108 I've got Handel's Messiah playing in the background. Makes me cry. Yet it's filled with joy.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 29, 2024 10:01 AM (SfhV1)

109 My next door neighbor is also a devout atheist. maybe that is why she stole all that stuff out of my house.

Posted by: vic at March 29, 2024 10:01 AM (A5THL)

110 Lola

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 29, 2024 09:59 AM (GshMh)

La-La-La-La-Lola?

sorry

Posted by: BignJames at March 29, 2024 10:02 AM (AwYPR)

111 Chris Hayes explains 'the Trump plan to make everything more expensive'. As reports and surveys indicate a creeping nostalgia and collective amnesia about Donald Trump’s presidency, one of his worst ideas is gaining steam again: tariffs.

Chris Hayes spent the first part of his Wednesday night broadcast breaking down Trump’s campaign promise to add a 10% tariff to all imported goods. He explained how this cost “will just be passed along to consumers in a sales tax on every single good.”

With tax cuts that allowed billionaires to pay less taxes than working-class Americans, a mismanaged pandemic, and the worst jobs record in modern American history, Trump’s economic braintrust was an undebatable disaster.

Americans are feeling the brunt of “greedflation,” and Hayes’ segment aimed to warn voters already worried over the rising cost of living in the United States about the “Trump tax.”

“If you're a single-issue inflation voter, there is only one candidate who wants to put a 10% tax that will be passed along to consumers as a sales tax on every single good that's imported,” Hayes began.

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 29, 2024 10:02 AM (ycI94)

112 Dominique-nique-nique . . .
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 29, 2024 09:58 AM (lhTNP)

The Singing Nun. Things ended badly for her if I remember right.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 29, 2024 10:02 AM (R/m4+)

113 Arizona has a fishing fleet???

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 29, 2024 10:02 AM (2yu8s)

114 Arizona has a fishing fleet???
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 29, 2024 10:02 AM (2yu8s)
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Sandtrout. And walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 29, 2024 10:03 AM (DeFcY)

115 My mother never served fish at home (tuna fish sandwiches excluded). She said my father hated fish. Turns out mom hated fish but dad loved it. I learned to eat fish at school on Fridays. Ketchup was necessary.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:03 AM (n17eQ)

116 The Singing Nun. Things ended badly for her if I remember right.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 29, 2024 10:02 AM (R/m4+)

Very. Pretty tragic.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2024 10:03 AM (XjtdB)

117 Chris Hayes spent the first part of his Wednesday night broadcast breaking down Trump’s campaign promise to add a 10% tariff to all imported goods. He explained how this cost “will just be passed along to consumers in a sales tax on every single good.”

Which still would've been better than the 115% increase on the cost of EVERYTHING under the last 3 years of Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

118 There is, or was, a Catholic elementary school in the middle of the Quarter. In the month or so before I was to start school, I wondered aloud as we drove past it if that was going to be my school. My father, who had been educated by "the sisters" as locals used to call it, said, "Oh, no!" My mother explained to me later that he had hated going to Catholic school, as the nuns were so strict, and that he would never put his kids through that.

In grammar school, too, I had a couple of friends who occasionally got to leave early on school afternoons for something called "catechism." I, age nine, thought they were getting out to go play for some reason. Years later I saw Mrs. Wolfus No. 2's catechism book and realized how much they had to learn.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 10:03 AM (omVj0)

119 A time of reflection on my sins.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 29, 2024 10:03 AM (kCvJX)

120 An excellent day for Handel, grammie. Good Irish music.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 29, 2024 10:04 AM (9VUoo)

121 I've got Handel's Messiah playing in the background. Makes me cry. Yet it's filled with joy.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 29, 2024 10:01 AM (SfhV1)

Try Beethoven's 9th! The 4th movement is "Ode To Joy!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2024 10:04 AM (gSZYf)

122 We Baptist (backslider) know nothing of the Saints.
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And we seldom see them in the Liquor Store.
Posted by: Pudinhead

A doctor at a Baptist hospital was called before the board of directors to explain why he put his patients on IVs containing alcohol. He explained he was tired of his Baptist patients going into the DTs (This was long ago).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 10:05 AM (iInLa)

123 Thanks CBD. JJ called you a pessimist this morning. Somehow, I doubt that.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Unsynchronized at March 29, 2024 10:05 AM (wbrDL)

124 It's the much-later (1170–1221) Saint Dominic -- the painting is in the Dominican Order's main church.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 29, 2024 09:54 AM (2yu8s)

The inclusion of various Saints in devotional paintings is common. Usually they were the choice of the patron ordering the painting, such as using St. Dominic here for a Dominican church.
Another variant is the "donor" painting, where portraits of the patron alone, or with their wife and family were included in the devotional scene.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at March 29, 2024 10:05 AM (jN2/U)

125 Is it appropriate for a Baptist to take their John Boat out and go ~~beer drinking~~ fishing on Good Friday?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 29, 2024 10:05 AM (a1415)

126 Arizona has a fishing fleet???
Posted by: andycanuck

Not that I know of; but, Santa Barbara sure did back then.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 10:05 AM (iInLa)

127
Try Beethoven's 9th! The 4th movement is "Ode To Joy!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2024 10:04 AM (gSZYf)

As the vault doors swing open, revealing the vast booty inside.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

128 Which still would've been better than the 115% increase on the cost of EVERYTHING under the last 3 years of Biden.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)

I heard Climate Change caused inflation.

Posted by: BignJames at March 29, 2024 10:06 AM (AwYPR)

129 It ain’t about chocolate bunnies.

Posted by: Eromero at March 29, 2024 10:06 AM (o2ZRX)

130 Try Beethoven's 9th! The 4th movement is "Ode To Joy!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2024 10:04 AM (gSZYf)

Love that. Thanks for the reminder, and thank you for your thoughtfulness regarding today's painting.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at March 29, 2024 10:06 AM (SfhV1)

131 120 An excellent day for Handel, grammie. Good Irish music.
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 29, 2024 10:04 AM (9VUoo)

*blinks*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 29, 2024 10:06 AM (T+Iwg)

132 The only real solution to Bidenflation is to end Bidenspending.

Tariffs in isolation will increase the cost of goods where there are currently significant imports and generally spawn new domestic jobs and businesses in that market.

Now compare that to other taxes which generally just incentivize people to not work and not start businesses it is pretty clear that tariffs are better then income taxes.

Oh...and didn't the Democrats formally claim Bidenflation was being caused by the shipping container monopolies in '22? If that's true you'd want to tariff them to death right?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2024 10:07 AM (ibTVg)

133 In a Good Friday miracle, the staid prairie Republican John Hinderaker calls for Texas to open debate on seceding.

https://shorturl.at/ghmJW

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 29, 2024 10:07 AM (9VUoo)

134 129 It ain’t about chocolate bunnies.
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One of the biggest disappointments in my early life was finding out that giant chocolate bunnies are hollow. Fuck.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:07 AM (n17eQ)

135 "It ain’t about chocolate bunnies."

Word

Posted by: Peeps at March 29, 2024 10:08 AM (a1415)

136 101. We Baptist (backslider) know nothing of the Saints.
Posted by: rhennigantx

But do hold the "four Evangelists' close to heart, and can often recite every Book of the Bible, both Old and New Testaments

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 29, 2024 10:08 AM (GshMh)

137 Damn the roe! Save those men!

Posted by: Duke Leto Atreides of Arizona at March 29, 2024 10:08 AM (2yu8s)

138 --------------
One of the biggest disappointments in my early life was finding out that giant chocolate bunnies are hollow. Fuck.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:07 AM (n17eQ)

They weren't when I was a yute. I'd put it in the freezer and it took me MONTHS to polish one off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

139 Now compare that to other taxes which generally just incentivize people to not work and not start businesses it is pretty clear that tariffs are better then income taxes.
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That's what the founders concluded as well.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:08 AM (n17eQ)

140 One of the biggest disappointments in my early life was finding out that giant chocolate bunnies are hollow. Fuck.

How would you feel when your meaning in life is just to be eaten by some kid 5 minutes after he gets his easter basket

Posted by: Some Chocobunny at March 29, 2024 10:09 AM (ibTVg)

141 Another powerful crucifixion is van der Weyden's Crucifixion Diptych. I saw it at the Philadelphia Museum of Art many years ago. I literally had to sit down I was so impressed. No, impressed does not fully describe the impact it had on me. I've never forgotten it. You really have to view it in person to understand.

Posted by: Tuna at March 29, 2024 10:09 AM (oaGWv)

142 They weren't when I was a yute. I'd put it in the freezer and it took me MONTHS to polish one off.
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Dam, you must be younger than me.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:09 AM (n17eQ)

143 Thanks CBD. Currently crafting a cross with red roses that symbolize the blood that Christ shed on the cross. It will be used in a display outside our church on Easter. At noon I will sit quietly until 3pm as is our traditional observance of Christ nailed to the cross and than his death.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 29, 2024 10:09 AM (2NHgQ)

144 There was a small factory that made chocolate eggs where we were stationed in Italy.

And you could bring in items and have them placed in the hollow egg.

And some of those eggs were bigger than a basketball.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 29, 2024 10:09 AM (a1415)

145 For the bunny is hollow and I have touched the buns.

Posted by: old man biden at March 29, 2024 10:10 AM (2yu8s)

146 ----------------
Dam, you must be younger than me.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:09 AM (n17eQ)

I'm in my 29's, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

147 Another powerful crucifixion is van der Weyden's Crucifixion Diptych. I saw it at the Philadelphia Museum of Art many years ago. I literally had to sit down I was so impressed. No, impressed does not fully describe the impact it had on me. I've never forgotten it. You really have to view it in person to understand.
Posted by: Tuna at March 29, 2024 10:09 AM (oaGWv)
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Try Jan Styka's massive "The Crucifixion" at Forest Lawn Glendale.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 29, 2024 10:11 AM (DeFcY)

148 Ideally the best tax combination would be mostly tariffs with a small head tax with a total economic impact of less then 10%.

The total GDP is something like $25T. Fedgov should be able to live on less then $2T.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2024 10:11 AM (ibTVg)

149 OT: A week ago, I commented here that the opening scene of the Three Body Problem, which shows the murder of a physics professor by a mob of brainless Red Guards, was eerily reminiscent of modern Cancel Culture, and might just cause some people to think about what they are doing.

I really need to start getting paid for this stuff.

https://tinyurl.com/ycya25w6

Posted by: Archimedes at March 29, 2024 10:11 AM (CsUN+)

150 Thanks CBD !

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2024 10:11 AM (T4tVD)

151 This is where the Jesus Gets Us people don't 'get' Jesus. They portray him as a kindly man who washed people's feet. He cleansed so much more than feet.

They trivialize his life and ignore his death and resurrection.

I pray that they will one day 'get' Jesus.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2024 10:12 AM (991eG)

152 Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 29, 2024 10:06 AM (T+Iwg)
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Well, it counts as Irish if you squint a bit, as Handel composed it while staying in Dublin, and it was first performed there.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 29, 2024 10:12 AM (9VUoo)

153 This is the kind of detail and thought no impressionist could do

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2024 10:13 AM (fwDg9)

154 @132

>>The only real solution to Bidenflation is to end Bidenspending.

That would only slow inflation, the only way to beat back inflation would be for an extended world wide depression.

What could have an immediate effect is to massively increase petroleum production, end the embargo on Russian Oil and drive the price of gasoline down to two bucks and you would go a long way of giving real relief to the citizenry.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 29, 2024 10:13 AM (XV/Pl)

155 Fedgov should be able to live on less then $2T.
Posted by: 18-1

Not the plan.
~Dark Brandon, AKA FJB

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 10:13 AM (iInLa)

156 Instead of noon to three, we will have the Passion service
this evening. Father has two parishes, in different towns and switches times on things from year to year.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at March 29, 2024 10:13 AM (jN2/U)

157 140 One of the biggest disappointments in my early life was finding out that giant chocolate bunnies are hollow. Fuck.

How would you feel when your meaning in life is just to be eaten by some kid 5 minutes after he gets his easter basket
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This is uncomfortable to think about. Maybe if I were a bunny with a chocolate penis it might be enjoyable?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:13 AM (n17eQ)

158 The DNC convention this summer is going to be LIT!

https://tinyurl.com/ycxfnbje

Posted by: Archimedes at March 29, 2024 10:14 AM (CsUN+)

159 Hiya Muldoon !

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2024 10:14 AM (T4tVD)

160

Mary Ford - Dominique - English Version - 1964

https://youtu.be/FuNc6YHOt5o

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2024 10:14 AM (63Dwl)

161 , that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

That is the key. The non believers not so much

Posted by: MAC V SOG at March 29, 2024 10:14 AM (P4Pk9)

162 My knowledge of Crucifixion is that the spikes were driven through the heel/ankle and wrist of the victim not the hands and feet. The reason for this is because it prevents the victim from tearing loose from the cross.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 09:45 AM (n17eQ)

I saw something regarding this on the teevee many moons ago. You can crucify someone through the palms but it absolutely necessary that they be crucified through the feet (or ankles, I guess) to support the victim and push the center of gravity upward. I can't remember if the knees had to be bent or not. Probably so.

Posted by: Robert at March 29, 2024 10:15 AM (msLDP)

163 https://tinyurl.com/ycxfnbje
Posted by: Archimedes at March 29, 2024 10:14 AM (CsUN+)
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Oh for some napalm.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 29, 2024 10:15 AM (DeFcY)

164 110. La-La-La-La-Lola?

sorry
Posted by: BignJames

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ha, ha, ha! Monday. Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance. (David Mamet)

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 29, 2024 10:15 AM (GshMh)

165 They trivialize his life and ignore his death and resurrection.

I pray that they will one day 'get' Jesus.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2024 10:12 AM (991eG)

Yea, they annoy me mightily.

Posted by: BignJames at March 29, 2024 10:15 AM (AwYPR)

166 van der Weyden's Crucifixion Diptych in Philadelphia...
https://tinyurl.com/4rr7u2kn

And a van der Weyden's Crucifixion Triptych...
https://tinyurl.com/37y5m7s2

With its patrons kneeling at the foot of the Cross.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 29, 2024 10:16 AM (2yu8s)

167
They trivialize his life and ignore his death and resurrection.

I pray that they will one day 'get' Jesus.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2024 10:12 AM (991eG)

This is an 'issue' I take with entering the Kingdom of Heaven.

Those that have lived a horrible life, destroying lives and harming others have the option, even up to the point of death, of receiving Jesus into their heart and all is forgiven. Yeah, I know it's not the simplest of things, but still.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

168 ===================
Well, it counts as Irish if you squint a bit, as Handel composed it while staying in Dublin, and it was first performed there.
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 29, 2024 10:12 AM (9VUoo)

I figured that was the reference - I just did a double-take thinking of ol' Georg Friedrich speaking with a brogue!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 29, 2024 10:17 AM (T+Iwg)

169 This is where the Jesus Gets Us people don't 'get' Jesus.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 29, 2024 10:12 AM (991eG)

He was a colonizing imperialist JOOOOOO!!!!!

Posted by: Some Leftist at March 29, 2024 10:17 AM (msLDP)

170 Damn Vikings!

https://tinyurl.com/2uar77kc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 29, 2024 10:17 AM (FVME7)

171 When I was in Catholic school, Fish Friday was year round and fasting during Lent was obligatory. None of this two small meals not equaling one large meal crap. Fasting means no food from sunup to sunset.

Jeepers. We are soft.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2024 10:17 AM (CNS/9)

172 This is an 'issue' I take with entering the Kingdom of Heaven.

Those that have lived a horrible life, destroying lives and harming others have the option, even up to the point of death, of receiving Jesus into their heart and all is forgiven. Yeah, I know it's not the simplest of things, but still. \

I suppose that might be part of the point of Purgatory. You'll get to heaven eventually, but you have to pay the piper first.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 29, 2024 10:17 AM (CsUN+)

173 Thank YOU Jesus!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 29, 2024 10:18 AM (pqOO2)

174 #166 I also note it's the short, eye-level cross mentioned above; and also a T-shaped one.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 29, 2024 10:18 AM (2yu8s)

175 Pergolesi's "Stabat Mater" is good for the soul.

Posted by: mrp at March 29, 2024 10:18 AM (rj6Yv)

176 My recollection of crucifixion is the Romans would sometimes break the victims legs, as a means of speeding asphyxiation. It was said to be their idea of being humane.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 29, 2024 10:19 AM (9VUoo)

177 I attend Catholic churches when in Mexico because there are very, very few Orthodox Churches.

It's an entertainment to see the parishioners at 06:00 walking with me to Mass to see the single Anglo dude crossing himself backwards.

Posted by: LenNeal at March 29, 2024 10:19 AM (9yXr+)

178 Those that have lived a horrible life, destroying lives and harming others have the option, even up to the point of death, of receiving Jesus into their heart and all is forgiven. Yeah, I know it's not the simplest of things, but still.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)
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I gotta wonder if the WEF crowd will try to game the system with a "get out of hell free card" when they are on their death beds...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 29, 2024 10:19 AM (7fElN)

179 even up to the point of death, of receiving Jesus into their heart and all is forgiven. Yeah, I know it's not the simplest of things, but still.
Posted by: Sponge

I suspect God knows if it is legit or insincere and reacts a accordingly.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 10:20 AM (iInLa)

180 Excellent choice, CBD.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 29, 2024 10:20 AM (JeYYB)

181 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Great painting. Can I say "would hang?"
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2024 10:20 AM (W/lyH)

182 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2024 10:20 AM (4I/2K)

183 Interesting, different guitar trio. Different because while there are three guitarists, there is only one guitar. They play MJ's Billie Jean.

https://tinyurl.com/mpr6n7vp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 29, 2024 10:21 AM (FVME7)

184 176 My recollection of crucifixion is the Romans would sometimes break the victims legs, as a means of speeding asphyxiation. It was said to be their idea of being humane.
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The inside skinny on breaking on the wheel was they would garrote the victim before breaking the arms and legs. Methinks dying on the wheel was worse than the cross.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:21 AM (n17eQ)

185
I suspect God knows if it is legit or insincere and reacts a accordingly.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 10:20 AM (iInLa)

I do also understand this.

I still take a bit of issue with no consequence for a lifetime of action and am curious as to the effort that must be taken to be forgiven.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

186 I suspect God knows if it is legit or insincere and reacts a accordingly.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 10:20 AM (iInLa)

No one can come to me unless the Father who sent me draws him. And I will raise him up on the last day. (John 6:44, ESV)

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 29, 2024 10:23 AM (N3GIM)

187 It Could Take HOW LONG to Rebuild Francis Scott Key Bridge???

https://tinyurl.com/3jmmm9u7

Posted by: Archimedes at March 29, 2024 10:23 AM (CsUN+)

188 INRI, meaning: "King of the Jews". That's the real charge against him -- the Romans claimed he placed himself above the emperor who is the king of everything, an offense requiring death. If this were happening today they'd charge him with 'insurrection.'

Posted by: Rip N Read at March 29, 2024 10:23 AM (SV2Xx)

189 One of the biggest disappointments in my early life was finding out that giant chocolate bunnies are hollow. Fuck.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:07 AM (n17eQ)
*******
One of the biggest disappointments in my early life was finding out that the colorful peeps tasted terrible.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2024 10:24 AM (NpAcC)

190 The Chosen.

Posted by: Come and see at March 29, 2024 10:25 AM (dg+HA)

191 *******
One of the biggest disappointments in my early life was finding out that the colorful peeps tasted terrible.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2024 10:24 AM (NpAcC)

They make a 'red hot' Peeps now......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

192 Gimmee That Olde Tyme Religion!

Taliban Vows It Is Returning To Stoning Women To Death In Public

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 29, 2024 10:25 AM (FVME7)

193 Or is it "flamin' hot..."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

194 At one point in CS Lewis's Narnia series, there is an ongoing apocalypse and people essentially have to choose Aslan or Tash - Jesus or Allah and seeing Jesus in all his glory many choose death at the hands of Tash/Allah because they can't abide Jesus based on their own depraved nature.

I wonder if there is something to this take on the notion of God's forgiveness...it is there but people who have embraced evil will refuse it no matter how horrible the alternatives are

Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2024 10:25 AM (ibTVg)

195 189 One of the biggest disappointments in my early life was finding out that giant chocolate bunnies are hollow. Fuck.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:07 AM (n17eQ)
*******
One of the biggest disappointments in my early life was finding out that the colorful peeps tasted terrible.
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I am told that putting a peep in MicroWave and toasting it will produce a Godzilla Peep.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:25 AM (n17eQ)

196 I see that Lou Gossett has passed away.

Posted by: Tuna at March 29, 2024 10:26 AM (oaGWv)

197 26 The figures gathered around Christ are well done, but for some reason the sky seems to communicate the sorrow and suffering to me more.

Maybe I need more coffee.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 29, 2024 09:

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I don't know if you need more coffee but I see what you're seeing too.

What is above Mary's head?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 29, 2024 10:26 AM (JeYYB)

198 They make a 'red hot' Peeps now......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:25 AM

Yuck!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 10:26 AM (OeXGF)

199 ---------------
I am told that putting a peep in MicroWave and toasting it will produce a Godzilla Peep.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:25 AM (n17eQ)

I do not want to smell the microwave afterward.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

200 Jeebus Creebus.

Posted by: XTC at March 29, 2024 10:27 AM (UnA8+)

201 When our kids were little we'd instruct them to bite the chocolate bunnies' ears off first.

I think we all still do that, if presented with a chocolate bunny.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 29, 2024 10:27 AM (Q4IgG)

202 Those that have lived a horrible life, destroying lives and harming others have the option, even up to the point of death, of receiving Jesus into their heart and all is forgiven. Yeah, I know it's not the simplest of things, but still.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

The repentant thief is proof of that. Means even more when you realize he *wasn't* just a thief. He was a terrorist.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2024 10:27 AM (XjtdB)

203 It Could Take HOW LONG to Rebuild Francis Scott Key Bridge???

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The Big Guy has got to get his 10%.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 29, 2024 10:28 AM (FVME7)

204 I have not at all forgotten about Kabballah, I have been working and hurt my back slinging 40# dog food bags.
But this dude has an interesting take on the Jewish Christian Catholic business that seems to think he can square that circle by reverting to Good Old Fashioned Paganism!

https://tinyurl.com/bdfw9vpt

I really like how it's coming out of Notre Dame.

Posted by: LenNeal at March 29, 2024 10:28 AM (9yXr+)

205 The inside skinny on breaking on the wheel was they would garrote the victim before breaking the arms and legs. Methinks dying on the wheel was worse than the cross.
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Unless you're Saint Catherine.

#12 on this list:
https://tinyurl.com/bdzyma97

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 29, 2024 10:28 AM (2yu8s)

206 3 Or is it "flamin' hot..."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
Hot Tamales peeps.
Double disgusting.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2024 10:28 AM (NpAcC)

207 Got about an hour before we leave to see Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire. I'm really looking forward to this; I haven't roused myself to go to a theatre for a long time, not more than once or twice since the Sniffle Scare ended. Darned if I can remember which flicks those were, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 10:29 AM (omVj0)

208 Sponge,

We need to trust in the Lord. If God deems someone worthy of eternal life, what is it to us? In heaven there will be no jealousy. What one man has in his heart is not ours to know. God is in charge.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2024 10:29 AM (Zso0h)

209 199 ---------------
I am told that putting a peep in MicroWave and toasting it will produce a Godzilla Peep.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:25 AM (n17eQ)

I do not want to smell the microwave afterward.
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I am told that putting your smelly tennis shoes in the freezer will kill the fungus that kicks up the stink. I wonder if MicroWaving smelly tennis shoes works as well? Can you try this and let us morons know the answer?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:29 AM (n17eQ)

210 One of the biggest disappointments in my early life was finding out that the colorful peeps tasted terrible.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2024

***
I'm not sure I've ever eaten a Peep.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 10:30 AM (omVj0)

211 Got about an hour before we leave to see Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire.

Please let us know how it is. I see Red Pilled Movie reviews didn't like it.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2024 10:30 AM (ibTVg)

212 Got about an hour before we leave to see Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire. I'm really looking forward to this; I haven't roused myself to go to a theatre for a long time, not more than once or twice since the Sniffle Scare ended. Darned if I can remember which flicks those were, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 10:29 AM (omVj0)

I won't pay to see it because Patton Oswalt hates me and I will not fund him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

213 INRI is an acronym of the Latin phrase IESVS· NAZARENVS· REX· IVDÆORVM (Jesus Nazarenus, rex Judæorum), which translates into English as "Jesus Nazarene, King of the Jews."

And it was Jews in Judea not "Palestine"!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 29, 2024 10:31 AM (2yu8s)

214 Heh. I'm a convert to HMC and therefore a loony. I got in the habit of observing meatless Fridays year-round. For Lent, I add Wednesdays. And I hate fish.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 29, 2024 09:49 AM (T+Iwg)

Fish have their plaice in a balanced diet.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 29, 2024 10:32 AM (PiwSw)

215
We need to trust in the Lord. If God deems someone worthy of eternal life, what is it to us? In heaven there will be no jealousy. What one man has in his heart is not ours to know. God is in charge.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 29, 2024 10:29 AM (Zso0h)

I get that as well. It's not of my concern. However, with my God given free will, my brain allows me to think freely and that's a question I have. My faith is strong and I pray that I'm worthy, but still have questions and would be shocked to see Barack Owebama should I be chosen to enter the Kingdom.

I'm just sayin.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

216 Got about an hour before we leave to see Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire.

Please let us know how it is. I see Red Pilled Movie reviews didn't like it.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2024

***
I enjoyed the Afterlife film very much -- I saw it on DVD, not at the theatre. And I hear this one is making some good money. No DIE, no trans "philosophy," but imagination and humor and action with characters we've come to love and admire. Who'd ever have thought audiences would want any of that?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 10:33 AM (omVj0)

217 I'm not sure I've ever eaten a Peep.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 10:30 AM (omVj0)
*******
Don't.
They taste like nasty, stale marshmallow goo.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 29, 2024 10:33 AM (NpAcC)

218 I'm pretty sure running shoes have metal lace-holes in them.
bbbzzzzzzzzrrrrtttt

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 29, 2024 10:34 AM (2yu8s)

219 I saw the new Wonka movie is already on NetFlix rotation. That was fast. It must have sucked out loud.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:34 AM (n17eQ)

220 I enjoyed the Afterlife film very much -

I did as well...which is why I'm interested in this particular sequel

Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2024 10:34 AM (ibTVg)

221 Wanted to go see "One Life" today but it's already gone from my local theaters. Very disappointed.

Posted by: Tuna at March 29, 2024 10:34 AM (oaGWv)

222 215 I get that as well. It's not of my concern. However, with my God given free will, my brain allows me to think freely and that's a question I have. My faith is strong and I pray that I'm worthy, but still have questions and would be shocked to see Barack Owebama should I be chosen to enter the Kingdom.

I'm just sayin.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

Those who defiled their bodies cannot undefile them.

I don't know how Jesus squares that circle.

Posted by: XTC at March 29, 2024 10:35 AM (UnA8+)

223 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

I'd be shocked too since his religion is Obabmaism and the Bible says "God resists the proud". It's not that the proud *can't repent and be saved, its that they refuse to do so.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2024 10:36 AM (XjtdB)

224 219 I saw the new Wonka movie is already on NetFlix rotation. That was fast. It must have sucked out loud.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:34 AM (n17eQ)

========

It made over $500 million at the box office. It's IMDB is a 7/10. It's Rotten Tomatoes audience score is 91%.

It did fine.

WB just turns this stuff around fast to licensing because they're out for cash.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 10:37 AM (GBKbO)

225 Because they did such a bang up job in 2021, 2022, 2023 -

MARCH 28, 2024
Readout of Supply Chain Disruptions Task Force Meeting

In part, "Yesterday, the National Economic Council convened a meeting of the Biden-Harris Administration Supply Chain Disruptions Task Force to discuss potential impacts on regional and national supply chains from the collapse of the Francis Scott Key Bridge and partial closure of the Port of Baltimore.

The Task Force, launched in 2021 to monitor and address near-term supply chain challenges, consists of supply chain experts across the Administration who bring the full capacity of the federal government to assess potential supply constraints and bottlenecks, engage stakeholders, and prepare response and mitigation efforts." ...

Participating agencies included:

The White House, Department of Transportation, Department of Commerce, Department of Agriculture,
Department of Defense, Department of Labor, Department of Health and Human Services, Department of Energy,
Department of Homeland Security

Thank Biden for 'busy work' before the Presidential election is upon us!, they're all likely thinking, and Congress, too

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 29, 2024 10:37 AM (GshMh)

226 I'm not sure I've ever eaten a Peep.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 10:30 AM (omVj0)

Better than candy corn.

Posted by: BignJames at March 29, 2024 10:38 AM (AwYPR)

227 182 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2024 10:20 AM (4I/2K)

Legit almost cried last Sunday when the Pastor described Jesus leading you by the hand to meet the Father.

Insanely powerful.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 29, 2024 10:38 AM (KbCG3)

228 enjoyed the Afterlife film very much -

I did as well...which is why I'm interested in this particular sequel
Posted by: 18-1 at March 29, 2024

***
Naturally the bits in the trailers were chosen from among the best moments in the film, designed to get you into the theatre. Which is what all good trailers should do. Doesn't mean those are the *only* good moments in the film. Several of my favorite bits in the first GB film were quiet things that would never have been in a trailer, then or now. There's the foreshadowing discussion between Ray and Winston about resurrection and Judgment Day; the climactic moment when they are about to attempt crossing the streams, and Peter smiles at his long-time buddy and colleague and says, "See you on the other side, Ray."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 10:38 AM (omVj0)

229 I like how the crown of thorns also looks like a halo.

Posted by: It's kinda neat at March 29, 2024 10:39 AM (dg+HA)

230 "Why is it "Good" Friday..."

Because it's the day that the Lord redeemed Humanity from our sins and death.

Posted by: No One of Any Consequence at March 29, 2024 10:39 AM (VuZH8)

231 I Posted my opinion on Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire on Tuesday night's ONT.

Watch out for a trailer for The Fall Guy. That trailer looked really good.

Enjoy the movie!

Posted by: Robert at March 29, 2024 10:39 AM (v3j/1)

232 Can you feel the love?

“This week, Salma Hamamy, president of the main pro-Palestinian student group at the University of Michigan, shared (and then deleted) a social-media message stating, “Until my last breath, I will utter death to every single individual who supports the Zionist state. Death and more. Death and worse.” (The University sent an email denouncing the message.)

While she may be an undergrad, Hamamy is hardly anonymous. She was one of four undergraduates to receive the University of Michigan’s Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Spirit Award honoring students “who best exemplify the leadership and extraordinary vision of the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 29, 2024 10:39 AM (FVME7)

233 Those who defiled their bodies cannot undefile them.

I don't know how Jesus squares that circle.
Posted by: XTC at March 29, 2024 10:35 AM (UnA8+)

It is literally immaterial because he's not worried about what we've done to our bodies in our past. We lose those eventually, though while we live we will have to deal with lingering consequences of our physical choices.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2024 10:41 AM (XjtdB)

234 Legit almost cried last Sunday when the Pastor described Jesus leading you by the hand to meet the Father.

Insanely powerful.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 29, 2024 10:38 AM (KbCG3)

That's why I admire Andrew. Every time he's mentioned in scripture he is bringing someone to talk to Jesus.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2024 10:43 AM (XjtdB)

235 While she may be an undergrad, Hamamy is hardly anonymous. She was one of four undergraduates to receive the University of Michigan’s Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Spirit Award honoring students “who best exemplify the leadership and extraordinary vision of the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 29, 2024 10:39 AM (FVME7)

Wait...Dr. King's dream didn't include death to the Jews?

Are you sure?!?

Posted by: Some Dumb Fuck Leftist at March 29, 2024 10:44 AM (v3j/1)

236 Yesterday's Biden Fundraiser protest:

Oli London @OliLondonTV
Shocking scenes in New York as frenzied pro-Palestine mob attack a female NYPD officer.

As they assault her they yell “Oink Oink Piggy Piggy.”

Video: @yyeeaahhhboiii2

https://tinyurl.com/3phzaxss
2:29 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 29, 2024 10:44 AM (2yu8s)

237 Interesting, different guitar trio.
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That's a guitar quartet, unless you only count the guy on the left as percussion.

Posted by: From about that Time at March 29, 2024 10:45 AM (4780s)

238 Uh...some dude brought his little dog into the shitter with him.

It's yipping.

Posted by: Some Dumb Fuck Leftist at March 29, 2024 10:45 AM (v3j/1)

239 And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. 1 Corinthians 13:13

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2024 10:45 AM (4I/2K)

240 224 219 I saw the new Wonka movie is already on NetFlix rotation. That was fast. It must have sucked out loud.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:34 AM (n17eQ)
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It made over $500 million at the box office. It's IMDB is a 7/10. It's Rotten Tomatoes audience score is 91%.

It did fine.

WB just turns this stuff around fast to licensing because they're out for cash.
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I believe you, TJM. Its just something you don't see much with movies. Did you like it?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:45 AM (n17eQ)

241 Uh...some dude brought his little dog into the shitter with him.

It's yipping.
Posted by: Some Dumb Fuck Leftist at March 29, 2024 10:45 AM (v3j/1)

I'm sure the hypersensitive sense of smell for the poor thing has it rebelling mightily.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

242 235 Wait...Dr. King's dream didn't include death to the Jews?

Are you sure?!?
Posted by: Some Dumb Fuck Leftist at March 29, 2024 10:44 AM (v3j/1)

"We're pretty sure he was a Muslim, and he name was actually Muhammad Luther Sultan al-Georgiani"

Posted by: XTC at March 29, 2024 10:47 AM (UnA8+)

243 Can you feel the love?

“This week, Salma Hamamy, president of the main pro-Palestinian student group at the University of Michigan, shared (and then deleted) a social-media message stating, “Until my last breath, I will utter death to every single individual who supports the Zionist state. Death and more. Death and worse.” (The University sent an email denouncing the message.)

Come at me bitch. Make your first shot count. Because I promise you with every fiber of my being, you won't get a second shot.

And because of your utterance, you may not get a first shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2024 10:47 AM (Y2tls)

244 Louis Gossett, Jr. dies at 87. Great actor.
“Enemy Mine”, “An Officer and a Gentleman”

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 10:47 AM (RHGPo)

245 Maybe it's the dog taking the dump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2024 10:47 AM (0FoWg)

246
“This week, Salma Hamamy, president of the main pro-Palestinian student group at the University of Michigan, shared (and then deleted) a social-media message stating, “Until my last breath, I will utter death to every single individual who supports the Zionist state. Death and more. Death and worse.” (The University sent an email denouncing the message.)

Orthodox muslham and she will not think twice given the opportunity to kill Jews.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

247 240 I believe you, TJM. Its just something you don't see much with movies. Did you like it?
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:45 AM (n17eQ)

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Haven't watched it.

The whole thing of quick turnaround to other delivery methods indicating a bad film is about 30 years out of date, especially over the last 4 years.

Universal, for instance, sends everything to streaming in 30 days unless they actively make a decision to keep it in theaters longer (like they did with Oppenheimer, but that probably had more to do with Nolan's contract than anything else). Good, bad, mediocre, it all goes to Peacock in a month.

WB is in a cash crunch because of the massive overspending before Zaslav took over. They're out for cash flow, and licensing is a source for that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 10:48 AM (GBKbO)

248 Louis Gossett, Jr. dies at 87. Great actor.
“Enemy Mine”, “An Officer and a Gentleman”
Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 10:47 AM (RHGPo)

Iron Eagle.

Posted by: Robert at March 29, 2024 10:48 AM (v3j/1)

249 Louis Gossett, Jr. dies at 87. Great actor.
“Enemy Mine”, “An Officer and a Gentleman”
Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 10:47 AM (RHGPo)

You forgot to mention "Iron Eagles".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2024 10:48 AM (XjtdB)

250 Maybe it's the dog taking the dump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2024 10:47 AM (0FoWg)

Maybe it's got hemorrhoids.

Posted by: BignJames at March 29, 2024 10:49 AM (AwYPR)

251 Need some quick and easy cash?

Seth Dillon
@SethDillon
Not satire: Washington state has passed a law offering cash as an incentive to report hate speech and bias via a 24/7 hotline.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 29, 2024 10:49 AM (FVME7)

252 232 Can you feel the love? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I went back to The Morning Report to post something that seems so very wrong. Some are incapable of love.

I remain confident a much higher power will judge accordingly.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 29, 2024 10:49 AM (GshMh)

253 Until my last breath, I will utter death to every single individual who supports the Zionist state. Death and more. Death and worse.”

—

They just want a ceasefire guys.

Posted by: Montec at March 29, 2024 10:50 AM (hxe/1)

254 Louis Gossett, Jr. dies at 87. Great actor.
“Enemy Mine”, “An Officer and a Gentleman”
Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 10:47 AM (RHGPo)

Iron Eagle.

Posted by: Robert at March 29, 2024 10:48 AM (v3j/1)

Rockford Files.

Posted by: HTL at March 29, 2024 10:50 AM (KTBUQ)

255 Got about an hour before we leave to see Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire. I'm really looking forward to this; I haven't roused myself to go to a theatre for a long time, not more than once or twice since the Sniffle Scare ended. Darned if I can remember which flicks those were, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 10:29 AM (omVj0)

Keep your expectations low and you'll probably enjoy it.

Paul Rudd is the best thing about it.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 29, 2024 10:50 AM (nFnyb)

256 251 Need some quick and easy cash?

Seth Dillon
@SethDillon
Not satire: Washington state has passed a law offering cash as an incentive to report hate speech and bias via a 24/7 hotline.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 29, 2024 10:49 AM (FVME7)

=====

Billy Bob said that black people are too stupid to get voter IDs.

Send the check to...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 10:50 AM (GBKbO)

257
Seth Dillon
@SethDillon
Not satire: Washington state has passed a law offering cash as an incentive to report hate speech and bias via a 24/7 hotline.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 29, 2024 10:49 AM (FVME7)

That will work out well.

They really do want a world that's like the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, don't they.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

258 253 Until my last breath, I will utter death to every single individual who supports the Zionist state. Death and more. Death and worse.”

—

They just want a ceasefire guys.
Posted by: Montec at March 29, 2024 10:50 AM (hxe/1)

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Room to breathe. Their own government. Their own land.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 10:50 AM (GBKbO)

259 WB is in a cash crunch because of the massive overspending before Zaslav took over. They're out for cash flow, and licensing is a source for that.
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That makes sense. Hard assets are hard to come by these days.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:50 AM (n17eQ)

260 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 29, 2024 10:49 AM (FVME7)

Best way to deal with that is to flood it with inane complaints.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2024 10:51 AM (XjtdB)

261 Washington state has passed a law offering cash as an incentive to report hate speech and bias via a 24/7 hotline.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 29, 2024 10:49 AM (FVME7)

Uhm yeah my neighbor in Apartment 305, yeah he says a lot of bad thought stuff. Where do I collect my cash?

Posted by: Montec at March 29, 2024 10:51 AM (hxe/1)

262 ======

Room to breathe. Their own government. Their own land.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 10:50 AM (GBKbO)

Sans Jews.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

263 Louis Gossett, Jr. dies at 87. Great actor.
“Enemy Mine”, “An Officer and a Gentleman”
Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 10:47 AM (RHGPo)

You forgot to mention "Iron Eagles".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Kids these days. Roots.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2024 10:51 AM (Y2tls)

264 There's just too distressingly much I don't understand about Jesus and Christianity.

And they're questions that are hard to ask, because they're not clean and convenient. They're messy and sound wrong no matter how they're worded.

Posted by: XTC at March 29, 2024 10:51 AM (UnA8+)

265 262 Sans Jews.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

========

Where are Sans Jews from?

jk

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 10:51 AM (GBKbO)

266 Thank you, Lord.

Posted by: Dr_No at March 29, 2024 10:51 AM (ayRl+)

267 When Wokesters get a hold of a Billion dollar bridge project it will be 5x that

Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2024 10:52 AM (fwDg9)

268 Stale peeps, good. Fresh peeps, bleh.
This is known.

Posted by: From about that Time at March 29, 2024 10:52 AM (4780s)

269 The Day Clint and Shatner slip the surly bonds of earth will be a very sad day.

Liked Louis Gosset, he was the best thing about Jaws 3.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 29, 2024 10:52 AM (XV/Pl)

270 Sans Jews.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

========

Where are Sans Jews from?

jk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 10:51 AM (GBKbO)

San Jose?

Posted by: Robert at March 29, 2024 10:52 AM (v3j/1)

271 Washington state has passed a law offering cash as an incentive to report hate speech and bias via a 24/7 hotline.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 29, 2024

***
Can you report yourself? Two grand would be nice pocket money!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 10:52 AM (omVj0)

272 Room to breathe. Their own government. Their own land.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

They had it. Wasn't enough. They even had beachfront property. They could have been the next Riviera.

Wasn't enough. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2024 10:52 AM (Y2tls)

273
San Jose?

Posted by: Robert at March 29, 2024 10:52 AM (v3j/1)

Do you know the way there?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

274 The best peeps are those you buy at the post Easter clearance sale, and save until the next Easter.
This is also known.

Posted by: From about that Time at March 29, 2024 10:53 AM (4780s)

275 257
Seth Dillon
@SethDillon
Not satire: Washington state has passed a law offering cash as an incentive to report hate speech and bias via a 24/7 hotline.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March
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How much will they pay me for putting them on The Southern Poverty Law Center and ADL?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:53 AM (n17eQ)

276 267 When Wokesters get a hold of a Billion dollar bridge project it will be 5x that
Posted by: Skip at March 29, 2024 10:52 AM (fwDg9)

5X? That’s for amateurs in places like Dallas or Denver.

This is an east coast city. Easily 10X.

Posted by: Montec at March 29, 2024 10:53 AM (hxe/1)

277 Where are Sans Jews from?

jk
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

A belt.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2024 10:54 AM (Y2tls)

278 Thank you CBD. I always have appreciated how respectful you are toward Christianity. And the Christians here.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 29, 2024 10:54 AM (JrYM1)

279 The best peeps are those you buy at the post Easter clearance sale, and save until the next Easter.
This is also known.
Posted by: From about that Time at March 29, 2024

***
So they're like fruitcakes? You can re-gift them twelve months later?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 10:54 AM (omVj0)

280 248 Louis Gossett, Jr. dies at 87. Great actor.
“Enemy Mine”, “An Officer and a Gentleman”
Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 10:47 AM (RHGPo)

Iron Eagle.
Posted by: Robert at March 29, 2024 10:48 AM (v3j/1)

249 Louis Gossett, Jr. dies at 87. Great actor.
“Enemy Mine”, “An Officer and a Gentleman”
Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2024 10:47 AM (RHGPo)

You forgot to mention "Iron Eagles".
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2024 10:48 AM

Hordemind...beautiful and terrible.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 29, 2024 10:54 AM (Wnv9h)

281 Washington state has passed a law offering cash as an incentive to report hate speech and bias via a 24/7 hotline.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 29, 2024

***
Can you report yourself? Two grand would be nice pocket money!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 10:52 AM (omVj0)

HAH!

"Officer, officer! I can't stop saying the N word. And I'm not saying very nice things about the Mexicans, either. When do I get my reward?"

Posted by: Robert at March 29, 2024 10:54 AM (v3j/1)

282 There's nothing funny about Joe Biden!

On "The Daily Show" Monday night, Jon Stewart didn’t quite issue an apology to his many critics. Those critics were upset at Stewart for dangerously and inappropriately perpetuating "both-sidesism" when it came to dragging President Joe Biden and Donald Trump in equal measure. But the absence of any gags about Biden in the most recent episode suggests that Stewart has certainly heard the complaints. It’s never a bad thing when influential comedians acknowledge a mistake, even if they do so indirectly.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 29, 2024 10:54 AM (FVME7)

283 Start making random reports on the phone line of Antifa members. 🤔

Posted by: Montec at March 29, 2024 10:54 AM (hxe/1)

284
San Jose?
Posted by: Robert at March 29, 2024 10:52 AM (v3j/1)

Reminds me.

Do Mexicans pronounce 'Jews' 'hyoos?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

285 Microwave peeps, but watch them. They will grow to 10 times their size, the kids thought it was hillarious. Other than that, Peeps serve no purpose.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 10:55 AM (OeXGF)

286 Start making random reports on the phone line of Antifa members. 🤔
Posted by: Montec at March 29, 2024 10:54 AM (hxe/1)

This. This will break the system in 3 days.

They will investigate, find their teammates and scrap the entire program.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

287
We saw "Wonda" on Max.

Not horrible, but truly had nothing to do about Willy Wonka as conceived by Railed Dahl and the original movie.

Instantly forgettable songs.

The Oompa Loompa (singular) was funny.

Reminded me a lot of "Annie". They must've taken that as the model for "Wonka".

Posted by: naturalfake at March 29, 2024 10:55 AM (nFnyb)

288 283 Start making random reports on the phone line of Antifa members. 🤔
Posted by: Montec at March 29, 2024 10:54 AM (hxe/1)

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I cannot wait until the state raises taxes on the middle class to pay for the hotline's unexpectedly high costs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

289 285 Microwave peeps, but watch them. They will grow to 10 times their size, the kids thought it was hillarious. Other than that, Peeps serve no purpose.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 10:55 AM (OeXGF)

The WaPo Sunday Style section does an annual peeps diorama contest. To their credit, some of the entries are pretty durn clever.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 29, 2024 10:56 AM (T+Iwg)

290 That's a guitar quartet, unless you only count the guy on the left as percussion.
Posted by: From about that Time

Dude, no math!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 29, 2024 10:57 AM (FVME7)

291 =======

I cannot wait until the state raises taxes on the middle class to pay for the hotline's unexpectedly high costs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

MAE and Jordan hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

292
"Officer, officer! I can't stop saying the N word. And I'm not saying very nice things about the Mexicans, either. When do I get my reward?"
Posted by: Robert at March 29, 2024 10:54 AM

I keep not using preferred pronouns! Make me stop!!!!!!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 10:57 AM (OeXGF)

293 I cannot wait until the state raises taxes on the middle class to pay for the hotline's unexpectedly high costs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

Not much of a middle class left in blue city shitholes like Seattle. You have oligarchs and homeless and not much in between.

Posted by: Montec at March 29, 2024 10:57 AM (hxe/1)

294 Hello, hotline. I said pussy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 10:57 AM (OeXGF)

295 Washington state has passed a law offering cash as an incentive to report hate speech and bias via a 24/7 hotline.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 29, 2024

***
You and a buddy could take turns reporting each other every month, and split the cash!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 29, 2024 10:58 AM (omVj0)

296 @282

>>There's nothing funny about Joe Biden!

I believe it was a Daily Show Writer who when asked why comediennes weren't doing Obama jokes, said, How do climb a mountain of pure Obsidian?

If Obama was a mountain of pure Obsidian, then The Meat Puppet is a mountain of mashed potatoes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 29, 2024 10:58 AM (XV/Pl)

297 293 I cannot wait until the state raises taxes on the middle class to pay for the hotline's unexpectedly high costs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

Not much of a middle class left in blue city shitholes like Seattle. You have oligarchs and homeless and not much in between.
Posted by: Montec at March 29, 2024 10:57 AM (hxe/1)

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That's when it's time to punish the hinterlands for not being powerful enough to stop the blue enclaves from hurting themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 29, 2024 10:58 AM (GBKbO)

298 Not much of a middle class left in blue city shitholes like Seattle. You have oligarchs and homeless and not much in between.
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That is the definition of Blue Shithole.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 10:58 AM (n17eQ)

299 Posted by: XTC at March 29, 2024 10:51 AM (UnA8+)

Check out the Twitter thread from Zelda (Gabriel ?) last weekend. Some of those questions may be similar to those she had.

Know this. God *knows* all has been done to you and all that you have done. He loves you fully anyway and sent His only son so that everything between you and Him can be made right. His love and compassion are deeper than the seas and wider than the skies and they are available for *you*.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2024 10:58 AM (XjtdB)

300
If Obama was a mountain of pure Obsidian, then The Meat Puppet is a mountain of mashed potatoes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 29, 2024 10:58 AM (XV/Pl)

He is a mountain of soiled diapers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

301 Thank Biden for 'busy work' before the Presidential election is upon us!, they're all likely thinking, and Congress, too

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 29, 2024 10:37 AM (GshMh)

Never let a good.crisis go to.waste.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2024 10:58 AM (W/lyH)

302 I saw Blue Shithole open for Boxcar Willie at The Caboose in '79.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

303 The WaPo Sunday Style section does an annual peeps diorama contest. To their credit, some of the entries are pretty durn clever.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 29, 2024 10:56 AM

The Pioneer Press in St. Paul has been doing it for decades. It's about the only time I bother to look at that rag. And yea, some creative peeps out there! SWIDT.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 29, 2024 10:59 AM (OeXGF)

304 Shocka!

In a show of their reverence for Christian religious tradition,

Hollywood released "The First Omen" about the birth of the Anti-Christ on Good Friday.

BONUS! During Holy Week H'wood released "Immaculate" wherein a nun gets pregnant with an attempt at resurrecting Christ and she murders the baby as soon as it's born. Praised by Critics for its feminist pro-abortion stance.

Enjoy!

Posted by: naturalfake at March 29, 2024 10:59 AM (nFnyb)

305 How do climb a mountain of pure Obsidian?
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Obsidian is very brittle and gay.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 29, 2024 11:00 AM (n17eQ)

306 264 There's just too distressingly much I don't understand about Jesus and Christianity.

And they're questions that are hard to ask, because they're not clean and convenient. They're messy and sound wrong no matter how they're worded.
Posted by: XTC

The Chosen. It's streaming free of charge.

https://watch.thechosen.tv/

Posted by: Come and see at March 29, 2024 11:00 AM (dg+HA)

307 The best peeps are those you buy at the post Easter clearance sale, and save until the next Easter.
This is also known.
Posted by: From about that Time

Last week my Betterhalf was introduced to toasting stale peeps over an open fire.
She will try to make me try them soon.
I am not enthused.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 29, 2024 11:00 AM (iInLa)

308 If Obama was a mountain of pure Obsidian, then The Meat Puppet is a mountain of mashed potatoes.
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And then the aliens play the "Brown Note" attempting to communicate with us.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 29, 2024 11:00 AM (2yu8s)

309 Obviously I'm not a Christian, but I find the various presentations of the crucifixion to be endlessly fascinating.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 29, 2024 09:55 AM (gSZYf)

There's still time!!!

Posted by: ... at March 29, 2024 11:00 AM (Ln2XA)

310 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 29, 2024 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

311 Is it ok if I talk trash about the Mariners?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2024 11:00 AM (W/lyH)

312 then The Meat Puppet is a mountain of mashed potatoes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Mmmmmmmm.
Mashed potatoes > Irish guacamole. Change my mind.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2024 11:00 AM (Y2tls)

313 My son decided to tell me he was going through some stuff today. It being Good Friday, it has spun me out a little. He is 30 but still.

Posted by: DOYLE at March 29, 2024 11:01 AM (Z8Yh2)

314 311 Is it ok if I talk trash about the Mariners?
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Yes, because they aren't Fishers of men.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 29, 2024 11:02 AM (2yu8s)

315 My son decided to tell me he was going through some stuff today. It being Good Friday, it has spun me out a little. He is 30 but still.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 29, 2024 11:01 AM (Z8Yh2)

Would you like that mentioned on the Prayer Thread tomorrow?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2024 11:03 AM (XjtdB)

316 299 Check out the Twitter thread from Zelda (Gabriel ?) last weekend. Some of those questions may be similar to those she had.

Know this. God *knows* all has been done to you and all that you have done. He loves you fully anyway and sent His only son so that everything between you and Him can be made right. His love and compassion are deeper than the seas and wider than the skies and they are available for *you*.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2024 10:58 AM (XjtdB)

It's less about how much of an irredeemable sinner I am (though that is part of it) and more about "How can it be valid when it conflicts with Judaism?"

Posted by: XTC at March 29, 2024 11:04 AM (UnA8+)

317 I was thinking about the last supper yesterday. Ever have things weighing on your mind so heavily, that even things that should be cheerful and full of meaning are soured? I got to wondering if Jesus was able to enjoy the company of his closest friends on the last. normal day of his life, knowing what was ready to befall him.

I've been a Christian for 35 years now, and God's love for us never ceases to astound. He just continually reveals himself by layers to anyone willing to look.

Thank you Lord.

Posted by: red speck at March 29, 2024 11:09 AM (0Id0S)

318 Posted by: XTC at March 29, 2024 11:04 AM (UnA8+)

Romans 10, or 11 it's been a while, discusses how Christians are "grafted in" to the root stock of Judaism. It's pretty clear that those currently using "Christ is King" to bait Jews haven't read the end of that passage in Romans.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 29, 2024 11:10 AM (XjtdB)

319 Love to see this, CBD.

Posted by: Mike Rogan at March 29, 2024 12:04 PM (x3hg+)

320 Hands are hard to draw. But, unlike AI, at least everyone in this only has 5 on a hand.

And yes, the event is a powerful one.

Posted by: GWB at March 29, 2024 04:11 PM (69JzL)

321 If Christ was criusifed on this day why is it called Good Friday?

Posted by: Tamaa he Drongo Bird at March 29, 2024 04:30 PM (wGqjj)

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