TGIM Cafe

Sedona, Arizona
by @desert_badger

Weird bird, man. It's a "potoo" or "ghost bird." Apparently they make an eerie sound at night. (A similar bird has been posted here before, called the frogmouth.)

Cow does a sexy strut.

The sharpshooting dog is back.

What is going on in this trashy neighborhood?

Motorcycle thief tries to rob a man walking his dog but the dog says "I'm Batman."

Copy caracals.

I've linked this before but boy is this dog a chungus.

These cats can't be up to anything good.

Tail-wagging is universal.

Cat very much wants to seize and pounce on this bird, which is on TV.

Neat apartment buildings, unfortunately in Chy-na.

Some stop-motion animation.

Skating on glassy-clear ice.

Eagle floats in to rest on man's ultralight glider.

First destroy the forest to build the buildings; then miss the forest and rebuid it☹️

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Posted by: Admirale's Mate at April 01, 2024 07:31 PM (sMkAM)

2 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee
In Hilarious April Fools Joke, Congress Announces They Are Working Hard To Serve The American People https://buff.ly/4cT5Qx1

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 07:31 PM (5OvHh)

3 called the others

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at April 01, 2024 07:32 PM (sMkAM)

4 Ok, that link with the trashy neighborhood has to be from a comedy sketch. Funny though!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 07:33 PM (RUMEY)

5 That caracal loves her baby

Posted by: Piper at April 01, 2024 07:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

6 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

7 It's all fun and games until the eagle shits in your face.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 01, 2024 07:36 PM (+Nu5p)

8 Howdy Ace.

Sedona AZ is among the most beautiful places I've seen in person. Possibly at the top of the list.

Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 07:36 PM (eNASR)

9 Hiya

Posted by: JT at April 01, 2024 07:37 PM (T4tVD)

10 7 It's all fun and games until the eagle shits in your face.
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 01, 2024 07:36 PM (+Nu5p)

That brings up an interesting thought experiment around inertia

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 07:37 PM (RUMEY)

11 There doesn't appear to be a link in the "spooky doll" 'graph. And I'm probably OK with that.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 01, 2024 07:38 PM (/y8xj)

12 To go from Phoenix Arizona all the way to Tacoma one may or may not go through Sedona.

Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 07:39 PM (hxe/1)

13 I've linked this before but boy is this dog a chungus.

A child could ride that dog easily.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 07:40 PM (aD39U)

14 If i lived in one of those buildings I'd put out one tulip.
Just one.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2024 07:40 PM (W/lyH)

15 Evenin' y'all. At last I have my Highway Patrolman revolver in my grubby little paws. It's beautiful!!

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 01, 2024 07:40 PM (+Nu5p)

16 Posted by: Oddbob at April 01, 2024 07:38 PM (/y8xj)

Me too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2024 07:40 PM (mMp3O)

17 Copy caracals.
----
Yawning is contagious, unless you're a sociopath.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 07:42 PM (5OvHh)

18 Whe the guy goes splat into the side of a hill he will think it's crazy too

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2024 07:43 PM (fwDg9)

19 8 Howdy Ace.

Sedona AZ is among the most beautiful places I've seen in person. Possibly at the top of the list.
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 07:36 PM (eNASR)

Random link. Yep, just a random link for educational purposes only...

https://is.gd/WYRKIQ

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 01, 2024 07:43 PM (PiwSw)

20 To go from Phoenix Arizona all the way to Tacoma one may or may not go through Sedona.

Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 07:39 PM (hxe/1)

You'd have to go out of your way to make that trip via Sedona. But Kingman and Barstow, not so much.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 07:44 PM (tkR6S)

21 It's all fun and games until the eagle shits in your face.
Posted by: screaming in digital at April 01, 2024 07:36 PM

(from the rugby song 'In Mobile')

Oh, the eagles they fly high in Mobile.
Oh, the eagles they fly high in Mobile.
Oh, the eagles they fly high,
and they sh*t right in your eye.
Aren't you glad that cows don't fly in Mobile?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2024 07:44 PM (a3Q+t)

22 These cats can't be up to anything good.
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All I smell is ~~molasses cat-asses.~~

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 07:44 PM (5OvHh)

23 Greetings friends in boxes! Chillaxin on the pati o here, enjoying the cool breeze, the sound of the fountain and the bullfrogs, and the company of the tiny pups.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 01, 2024 07:44 PM (YRsIm)

24 I've linked this before but boy is this dog a chungus.

A child could ride that dog easily.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 07:40 PM (aD39U)

Or as Dave Attell says what midgets call a horse.

Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 07:44 PM (MNhXM)

25 Sedona AZ is among the most beautiful places I've seen in person. Possibly at the top of the list.
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 07:36 PM (eNASR)

Random link. Yep, just a random link for educational purposes only...

https://is.gd/WYRKIQ

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 01, 2024 07:43 PM (PiwSw)

That's good info for if I ever get back out there. Thanks!

Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 07:45 PM (eNASR)

26 But Kingman and Barstow, not so much.

That's a different song.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 01, 2024 07:45 PM (/y8xj)

27 15 Evenin' y'all. At last I have my Highway Patrolman revolver in my grubby little paws. It's beautiful!!
Posted by: screaming in digital

Does he do the dishes too?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 07:47 PM (ITh2A)

28 It's a beautiful day here, but I'm pining for the fjords.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $22 burrito at April 01, 2024 07:47 PM (MeG8a)

29 That's a different song.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 01, 2024 07:45 PM (/y8xj)

But you could stand on a corner in Winslow, and sing it!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 07:47 PM (tkR6S)

30 Skating on glassy-clear ice.
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I'm guessing Lake Louise, although I've never been there.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 07:48 PM (5OvHh)

31 Sedona has one of the best olive oil companies in the country

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 07:48 PM (ID6pY)

32 >>A child could ride that dog easily.

I want one.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2024 07:48 PM (LkLld)

33 AOP FYI

I'm using Brave and haven't seen any problems.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 01, 2024 07:48 PM (PiwSw)

34 Is that sharpshooter dog for real?
There's no way

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 01, 2024 07:49 PM (+2CF+)

35 congratulations, screaming in digital! O the joy!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 01, 2024 07:49 PM (PFYt9)

36 And Sedona was beautiful back in the 70s. Now it's overpopulated, over visited, and overly expensive. The junk rock and crystal shops are garbage as are the strip malls and jettisoned flip flops along the river.

Fucking tourists.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 07:50 PM (ITh2A)

37 Ricky Gervais has a TV show called afterlife and it is a real kick. His wife I unfortunately dies and he meets a sex worker and has her come over and do the dishes. That's all.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $22 burrito at April 01, 2024 07:50 PM (MeG8a)

38 Is that sharpshooter dog for real?
There's no way
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I'm guessing faked too although amusing.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 07:52 PM (5OvHh)

39 AOP FYI

I'm using Brave and haven't seen any problems.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 01, 2024 07:48 PM (PiwSw)

Very interesting! Both the HQ and Small Dead Animals caused Brave to shut down abruptly before even loading the page. Almost as if some agency was trying to stop me from viewing conservative sites.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 07:52 PM (tkR6S)

40 Sharpshooting dog is very clever and cute.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2024 07:52 PM (mMp3O)

41 Sedona has one of the best olive oil companies in the country
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 07:48 PM (ID6pY)

Interesting. Did not know that.
I visited an olive farm in NorCal last summer. Did an olive oil tasting. Was an enjoyable experience. Not quite as enjoyable as the wine tastings we did in the area. And nowhere near as enjoyable as the tastings I've done on the Kentucky Bourbon Trail. But was a good time nonetheless.

Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 07:52 PM (eNASR)

42 Gonna get sporty this evening out there, Ben Had? I think it's trying to build up just west of me. Might get to test the Generac this evening.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 01, 2024 07:52 PM (YRsIm)

43 Ooof, that building with overgrown plants -- reminds me of a recent article in the WSJ weekend edition breathlessly praising people who "rewild" their gardens. It's a fancy new word for - get this - planting native plants and allowing them the space to grow, attract critter, etc..

Goes like this:
Step 1: Demolish old bungalow and old trees on the lot.
Step 2: Build a huge mcmansion and then in the remaining postage stamp sized yard, pay $$$ to a chichi landscaper to plant native plants.
Step 3: Pat yourself on the back!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2024 07:53 PM (6IDWi)

44 Doof, check Sedona Divine olive oils.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 07:54 PM (ID6pY)

45 Step 3: Pat yourself on the back!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2024 07:53 PM (6IDWi)

Good to see you did not miss the really important part!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2024 07:54 PM (hOUT3)

46 Ricky Gervais has a TV show called afterlife and it is a real kick. His wife unfortunately dies and he meets a sex worker and has her come over and do the dishes. That's all.
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I was binge watching the UK version of Ghosts this weekend with my nephew. Pretty good; and the usual BBC wokeness in it wasn't too in your face and not too frequent.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 07:55 PM (5OvHh)

47 Small Dead Animals still conks out Brave. Main page tries to load, then cursor freezes. The cursor unfreezes, and Brave goes poof!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 07:56 PM (tkR6S)

48 Doof, check Sedona Divine olive oils.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 07:54 PM (ID6pY)

Will do. Although likely to be a long time before I get back out there.

Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 07:56 PM (eNASR)

49 I visited an olive farm in NorCal last summer. Did an olive oil tasting. Was an enjoyable experience. Not quite as enjoyable as the wine tastings we did in the area. And nowhere near as enjoyable as the tastings I've done on the Kentucky Bourbon Trail. But was a good time nonetheless.
Posted by: Doof

How does one cleanse the palate of olive oil between flavors?

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 01, 2024 07:56 PM (ftFVW)

50 Crotchety Old Jarhead, I'm keeping an eye out. Seems to be moving north faster than east. I know you're prepared but I truly hope you don't need it.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 07:58 PM (ID6pY)

51 >>A child could ride that dog easily.

I want one.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2024 07:48 PM (LkLld)

A child riding a dog? You could settle for a monkey.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 07:58 PM (aD39U)

52 How does one cleanse the palate of olive oil between flavors?
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 01, 2024 07:56 PM (ftFVW)

*resists urge to channel Popeye*

I seem to remember some blandish breads

Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 07:58 PM (eNASR)

53 I haven't been to Small Dead Animals in forever.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 01, 2024 07:59 PM (R4t5M)

54 >>>TGIM

The ravings of a disturbed mind.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 01, 2024 07:59 PM (klJTj)

55 How does one cleanse the palate of olive oil between flavors?

With a martini?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 01, 2024 07:59 PM (V8he0)

56 Doof, they ship. Ask RMBS.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 07:59 PM (ID6pY)

57 I see you're having some browser issues.

May I suggest the tried-and-true Internet Explorer 6?

Posted by: Clippy, now enhanced with AI at April 01, 2024 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

58 *resists urge to channel Popeye*

I seem to remember some blandish breads
Posted by: Doof

hee hee hee

Bread makes sense

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 01, 2024 08:00 PM (ftFVW)

59 A child could ride that dog easily.

I want one.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2024 07:48 PM (LkLld)

A child riding a dog? You could settle for a monkey.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 07:58 PM (aD39U)

Monkeys are assholes. Never go near monkeys.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 01, 2024 08:00 PM (R4t5M)

60 Sedona AZ is among the most beautiful places I've seen in person. Possibly at the top of the list.
Posted by: Doof

You were there and we didn't have miniMoMe?
How rude...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 08:01 PM (Ca1yH)

61 Storms must be getting close. Winds have dropped off and the clouds are moving faster. And the bull frog is singing loud and proud.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 01, 2024 08:01 PM (YRsIm)

62 Mr.Aspirin Factory, about that red heifer? Any special significance?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 08:02 PM (ID6pY)

63 Doof, they ship. Ask RMBS.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 07:59 PM (ID6pY)

Thanks, BH! Hope you had an enjoyable Easter and are doing well!

Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 08:02 PM (eNASR)

64 >>A child riding a dog? You could settle for a monkey.

And get my face ripped off?

That dog is awesome. Look at the size of his figging paws.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2024 08:02 PM (LkLld)

65 Husband escapes from wife.
Cat escapes from the dog.
Thief escapes from police.

++++

The wife needed backup.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 01, 2024 08:03 PM (klJTj)

66 We'll always have David.

TheBlaze
@theblaze
David French: "What we saw on Easter Sunday was a remarkable display of venom and hatred. During Holy Week, Christians all over Twitter were posting 'Christ is King' specifically aimed to assert religious dominance in a very gross and ugly way. It is very dangerous."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 01, 2024 08:04 PM (FVME7)

67 47 Small Dead Animals still conks out Brave. Main page tries to load, then cursor freezes. The cursor unfreezes, and Brave goes poof!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 07:56 PM (tkR6S)

I'm using Brave, and have had no issues accessing SDA or AoS now, or in the past.

Posted by: browndog doesn't shit where he works at April 01, 2024 08:04 PM (TTAGa)

68 Sedona AZ is among the most beautiful places I've seen in person. Possibly at the top of the list.
Posted by: Doof

You were there and we didn't have miniMoMe?
How rude...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 08:01 PM (Ca1yH)

Honeymoon in 1995 and family vacation in 2012. Well before I knew you. Next time shall be different!

Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 08:05 PM (eNASR)

69 A hundred pounds of dog and 150 pounds of dog hair

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 08:05 PM (ID6pY)

70 Red heifer link (remove space)

https://www.timesofisrael.com/ red-heifer-temple-institute/

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2024 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

71 The red heifers (red Angus) are from Texas.

When you absolutely, positively need the perfect heifer, come to Texas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2024 08:07 PM (a3Q+t)

72 The shit is supposed to hit the fan here weather-wise starting around 0900 tomorrow. Ugh.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 01, 2024 08:07 PM (V8he0)

73 Duncanthrax, I have been doing my homework on this subject.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 08:07 PM (ID6pY)

74 "Red heifer link (remove space)"

You just blew the margin by an extra space.

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 01, 2024 08:08 PM (89Sog)

75
Step 3: Pat yourself on the back!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2024 07:53 PM (6IDWi)

___________

Step 4: Low/no maintenance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 08:08 PM (MoZTd)

76 It has been proposed that those who comment on the Food Thread be awarded the honorfic title of Commontater.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2024 08:09 PM (a3Q+t)

77 @ 66, and he was serious, not pulling an April Fools stunt.
ayfkm?

*facepalm*

what a principled Christian (true) conservative! we're so lucky to have David to correct us and teach us the meaning of the word.

*spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 01, 2024 08:10 PM (PFYt9)

78 Past bed time,
I hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2024 08:10 PM (fwDg9)

79
Honeymoon in 1995 and family vacation in 2012. Well before I knew you. Next time shall be different!
Posted by: Doof

You're obviously forgiven for skipping then!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 01, 2024 08:10 PM (Ca1yH)

80
"During Holy Week, Christians all over Twitter were posting 'Christ is King'"

___________

Oh, the horror! Better sic the FBI on these Christian Nationalists.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 08:10 PM (MoZTd)

81 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 01, 2024 08:04 PM (FVME7)

If David French is so freaked out by people saying " Christ is King" on Easter then perhaps he shouldn't be told that there is another holy day in the church called "Christ the King Sunday." He'll probably stroke out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2024 08:11 PM (dmiLF)

82 Duncanthrax, I have been doing my homework on this subject.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 08:07 PM

So you're aware of the upcoming 'deadline'?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2024 08:11 PM (a3Q+t)

83 King Ranch were the premier Santa Gertrudis breeders for a century.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 08:11 PM (ID6pY)

84 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 01, 2024 08:11 PM (V8he0)

85 that's it in a nutshell, H7!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 01, 2024 08:12 PM (PFYt9)

86 Night, Skip!

Posted by: Piper at April 01, 2024 08:12 PM (ZdaMQ)

87 g'night Skip!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 01, 2024 08:13 PM (PFYt9)

88
If David French is so freaked out by people saying " Christ is King" on Easter then perhaps he shouldn't be told that there is another holy day in the church called "Christ the King Sunday." He'll probably stroke out.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2024 08:11 PM (dmiLF)

___________

This year the Feast of Christ the King is on Sunday, November 24th.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 08:13 PM (MoZTd)

89 King Ranch were the premier Santa Gertrudis breeders for a century.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 08:11 PM

Where the ranch hands were known as "King's Men"

And they all rode the range in high-end F-150s.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2024 08:14 PM (a3Q+t)

90 "During Holy Week, Christians all over Twitter were posting 'Christ is King'"

I'm sure he'll make the exact same post for Ramadan just substituting the phrase "Allahu Ackbar." Because he's fair minded like that.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 01, 2024 08:15 PM (/y8xj)

91 David French: "What we saw on Easter Sunday was a remarkable display of venom and hatred. During Holy Week, Christians all over Twitter were posting 'Christ is King' specifically aimed to assert religious dominance in a very gross and ugly way. It is very dangerous."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 01, 2024 08:04 PM (FVME7)

Now do Hola Snackbar

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 08:16 PM (RUMEY)

92 Duncanthrax, that was after they discovered oil !

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 08:16 PM (ID6pY)

93 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 08:13 PM (MoZTd)

Warn him in advance so he can hid under the bed!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2024 08:17 PM (dmiLF)

94 Does David French no longer even pretend to be Christian?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 01, 2024 08:17 PM (+2CF+)

95 Someone must pay French to make the comments he does. Like he gets paid by stupid shit comment.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 08:18 PM (RUMEY)

96 Thunder starting now. I really enjoy spring storms. Lotta red on the WX radar. Hopefully no hail or high winds.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 01, 2024 08:19 PM (YRsIm)

97 Nope. A kid ain't gonna be able to ride that dawg.

All that fur. See how it floonces, side to side while the dog walks, plays, moves? Almost an entire 180 degree of the entire pelt, around from one side of the ribs to the other.

That ain't dawg hair, that's anti-kid ~~Ball~~ Dawg Bearings, and it'll spin some kid off worsen' a rodeo bull throws an unlucky Bull Rider.

Closest analog? Watching the wee kidlets in the Mutton Bustin' events, in the warm up to each night's Rodeo Events. Double handfulls of thick, curly wool, booted ankles wrapped around that sheep, with every ounce of the kids' strength. Great fun to watch!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 01, 2024 08:20 PM (e6UQI)

98 AlaBAMA, he has no relevance so clickbait it is.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 08:20 PM (ID6pY)

99 Does David French no longer even pretend to be Christian?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 01, 2024 08:17 PM (+2CF+)
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I think it's more that he sees himself as the only true Christian, more perfect even than Jesus. But he sure does enjoy pointing out the speck in his brother's eye.

Posted by: screaming in digital at April 01, 2024 08:20 PM (cIvxG)

100 Monkeys are assholes. Never go near monkeys.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 01, 2024 08:00 PM (R4t5M)

Probably a good idea to avoid assholes, also..

Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2024 08:20 PM (j0Uz8)

101 I think it's more that he sees himself as the only true Christian, more perfect even than Jesus. But he sure does enjoy pointing out the speck in his brother's eye.
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He's a jerk la mote uh!

Yes, I know that one sucked.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 08:22 PM (5OvHh)

102 I'd need a live-in groomer and 24-hour vacuum-er to keep that giant dog. And just imagine the slobber! Yikes.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 01, 2024 08:24 PM (3ImbR)

103 MTG tells Jamie Raskin he's a dumbfuck

https://tinyurl.com/yt3kk425

Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2024 08:24 PM (j0Uz8)

104 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at April 01, 2024 08:24 PM (T4tVD)

105 "David French: "What we saw on Easter Sunday was a remarkable display of venom and hatred. "

Wait until the DNC convention. You can go over there and choke on it.

Posted by: fd at April 01, 2024 08:25 PM (vFG9F)

106 66
'assert religious dominance in a very gross and ugly way'

What a fairy.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 01, 2024 08:25 PM (roH4R)

107 MTG tells Jamie Raskin he's a dumbfuck

She's not wrong.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2024 08:25 PM (a3Q+t)

108 DNC convention, G-D has no home here.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 08:26 PM (ID6pY)

109 For David French:

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 12h
Trans Day of Visibility
A trans person burned down this 117 year old church in Portland. Cameron David Storer was charged with two counts of first-degree arson, one count of second-degree arson, and two counts of second-degree burglary.

https://tinyurl.com/5722edxx
18 seconds; a nice large one too.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 08:27 PM (5OvHh)

110 I really enjoy spring storms.

I don't. Every time one of these comes through, something gets busted on my property. And then there's the giant oak in my back yard that is just begging to come down and crush something.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 01, 2024 08:27 PM (V8he0)

111 "MTG tells Jamie Raskin he's a dumbfuck"

MTG Johnson is right!

Posted by: fd at April 01, 2024 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

112 111 "MTG tells Jamie Raskin he's a dumbfuck"

MTG Johnson is right!
Posted by: fd at April 01, 2024 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

fd Johnson is right that MTG Johnson is right !

Posted by: jsg Johnson at April 01, 2024 08:30 PM (j0Uz8)

113 I don't like Spring storms either. Here they bring tornadoes. They can wreck a Mother's Day.

Posted by: fd at April 01, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

114 Trump just posted $175 million bond.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2024 08:31 PM (63Dwl)

115 Did they catch the guy that burned a trailer load of Bibles? Boy I bet Stan has something special for him.

Posted by: fd at April 01, 2024 08:32 PM (vFG9F)

116 113 I don't like Spring storms either. Here they bring tornadoes. They can wreck a Mother's Day.
Posted by: fd at April 01, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F

Word. Looks like tomorrow is a shooting gallery.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 08:33 PM (RUMEY)

117 Trump just posted $175 million bond.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2024 08:31 PM (63Dwl)

The 8th Amendment weeps.

Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 08:33 PM (AbVrr)

118 110 I really enjoy spring storms.

I don't. Every time one of these comes through, something gets busted on my property. And then there's the giant oak in my back yard that is just begging to come down and crush something.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 01, 2024 08:27 PM (V8he0)

Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: jsg Johnson at April 01, 2024 08:34 PM (j0Uz8)

119 &Trump just posted $175 million bond.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

He's a remarkable man. I don't know of anybody else that could have done what he has and survived.

Posted by: fd at April 01, 2024 08:34 PM (vFG9F)

120 The 8th Amendment weeps.
Posted by: RI Red

A nice but impractical suggestion!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2024 08:35 PM (hOUT3)

121 I wonder if the cow walk is from some health issue. Skeletal or something.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 01, 2024 08:35 PM (Y6IkP)

122 >>> Trans Day of Visibility

Yesterday the Junta made the declaration, than doubled down on the immediate pushaback.

Today the Junta claims they never mentioned it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 08:38 PM (cOq4q)

123 Joe's no longer scared of huge bunnies but...

Breaking911 @Breaking911 4h
Biden introduces the Oyster Bunnies

https://tinyurl.com/2s45ynsc
39 seconds; no other eff-ups, oddly enough.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 08:38 PM (5OvHh)

124 Weird times. One of the guys that built Schloss Rot just called me.. .wanted to talk about CCW insurance. And realized he needed to up his minimal training by joining my club.
Slowly but surely the normies are overcoming normalcy bias. He even knew the term.
There is great hope for us.

Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 08:38 PM (AbVrr)

125 Trump just posted $175 million bond.
----------
In nickels??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 08:39 PM (5OvHh)

126 He's a remarkable man. I don't know of anybody else that could have done what he has and survived.
Posted by: fd at April 01, 2024 08:34 PM (vFG9F)

I would include Melania as an extraordinary wife and partner, handling extreme stress along with Trump. Very good people!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2024 08:39 PM (hOUT3)

127 I wonder if the cow walk is from some health issue. Skeletal or something.

Prolly just the Macarena.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 01, 2024 08:39 PM (V8he0)

128 The 8th Amendment weeps.
Posted by: RI Red

A nice but impractical suggestion!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

And says, 8 minus 6 =?

Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 08:39 PM (AbVrr)

129 Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
BREAKING: Former NFL Star Vontae Davis Dead At 35

• Former Univ. of Illinois and NFL cornerback Vontae Davis found dead Monday morning at his grandmother's home in Southwest Ranches, Florida. He was 35.

• Authorities said no foul play was suspected.

• Police and Broward County Medical Examiner's Office conducting an investigation.
-----
Former Bills player I take it.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 08:40 PM (5OvHh)

130
I'm rather surprised Potato Joe used the phrase "in the year of our Lord" in his sacrilegious proclamation. Like the Democrats care about the Almighty any more.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 08:41 PM (MoZTd)

131 Photo of the scene.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
BREAKING: Suspect arrested after crashing car into FBI Atlanta gate, officials say
(📷: WAGA-TV)

https://tinyurl.com/mr2cffjw

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 08:42 PM (5OvHh)

132 And says, 8 minus 6 =?
Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 08:39 PM (AbVrr)

2, the fallback we really hope we do not HAVE to use!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2024 08:43 PM (hOUT3)

133 BREAKING: Suspect arrested after crashing car into FBI Atlanta gate, officials say

Those popup barriers do work very well.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 08:44 PM (cOq4q)

134 The odds as to Vonte Davis' unexpcted death, at the young age of 35.

NFL. Of COURSE, he'd been Fully Vaxxed. Gotta be a Franchise Player like Rogers, to have had enough pull as to avoid the needleman's sting.

Think we'll ever see an un-redacted Autopsy Report?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 01, 2024 08:44 PM (e6UQI)

135 I'm rather surprised Potato Joe used the phrase "in the year of our Lord" in his sacrilegious proclamation. Like the Democrats care about the Almighty any more.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 08:41 PM (MoZTd)

I think Stan would approve of his terminology in the context of the rest of the document!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2024 08:45 PM (hOUT3)

136 And says, 8 minus 6 =?
Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 08:39 PM

That looks mathy! I demand to see a CoB!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kareny McKarenface at April 01, 2024 08:45 PM (a3Q+t)

137 Rajah, Hrothgar.
Hope for the best, prepare . . .

Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 08:46 PM (AbVrr)

138 Biden introduces the Oyster Bunnies

I have friend who likes rabbits and rabbit puns and jokes. That was part of a joke which I told before Easter- what do you get when you cross a bunny and shellfish?

The Oyster Bunny.

But I don't think Joe is able to do puns right now unless they are put on a teleprompter,
and I don't have dementia.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2024 08:46 PM (CwoAk)

139 NFL. Of COURSE, he'd been Fully Vaxxed. Gotta be a Franchise Player like Rogers, to have had enough pull as to avoid the needleman's sting.

Think we'll ever see an un-redacted Autopsy Report?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 01, 2024 08:44 PM (e6UQI)

Not to downplay that, but some of those guys party pretty hard, I hear. It's early spring, season's over and training camp's not started yet, no better time to go tie one on.

Posted by: Vanya at April 01, 2024 08:47 PM (xtH8t)

140 Someone's feeling bold and bulletpr00f:

@jameslynch32 28m
Judge Mark Scarsi just issued an order denying Hunter Biden's motions to dismiss his federal tax charges.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 08:47 PM (IG4Id)

141 Think we'll ever see an un-redacted Autopsy Report?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 01, 2024 08:44 PM

I'm glad to see one so young retaining their youthful optimism, and not becoming too cynical for their age!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 01, 2024 08:47 PM (a3Q+t)

142
CBJ 3 COL 0 after 2

Avs stinkin' up the joint 🏒 💩 😲

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2024 08:48 PM (oCjPU)

143 "The odds as to Vonte Davis' unexpcted death, at the young age of 35."

Fentanyl?

Posted by: fd at April 01, 2024 08:48 PM (vFG9F)

144 They could find the illegal twitter squatter dude in 2 days but still nothing on the J6 bomber ?

Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2024 08:48 PM (j0Uz8)

145 Hope for the best, prepare . . .
Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 08:46 PM (AbVrr)

Getting too close to buckle up time, it seems to me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2024 08:49 PM (hOUT3)

146 I wonder if the cow walk is from some health issue. Skeletal or something.
Posted by: banana Dream

Oh, it was an actual bovine.

I was worried "Cow does a sexy strut" was going to be Trigglypuff or someone, in honor of Ackbar Fool's Day.

Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2024 08:49 PM (DgGvY)

147 Davis has been retired for years. He retired in the middle of a game.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2024 08:49 PM (LkLld)

148 Not to downplay that, but some of those guys party pretty hard, I hear. It's early spring, season's over and training camp's not started yet, no better time to go tie one on.

He retired in 2018.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 01, 2024 08:50 PM (V8he0)

149 Good evening. Looks like comments have been lively. Cheers to all.

Posted by: TRex at April 01, 2024 08:50 PM (IQ6Gq)

150 Avs stinkin' up the joint 🏒 💩 😲
Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2024 08:48 PM

We can't be everywhere.

Posted by: Penguins of the World at April 01, 2024 08:50 PM (a3Q+t)

151 Leading Report @LeadingReport Mar 30
BREAKING: Georgia House passed a bill to require local jailers to check the immigration status of inmates and work with federal immigration officials instead of sheltering people who are in the country illegally in light of Laken Riley’s tragic death.

The measure now heads to Gov. Kemp’s desk

Leading Report @LeadingReport Mar 31
BREAKING: After passing legislation to protect Georgia from criminal illegal immigrants in the wake of the killing of Laken Riley, Georgia's Senate Republican Caucus made a strong statement:

“Let us be clear, sanctuary cities will not be tolerated in Georgia…any local government that ignores the law and decides to be a sanctuary city will be stripped of state funding.”

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 08:50 PM (5OvHh)

152 @jameslynch32 28m
Judge Mark Scarsi just issued an order denying Hunter Biden's motions to dismiss his federal tax charges.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 08:47 PM (IG4Id)

"Grounds?"
"Uhhh... I'm a drug addict serial fuckup and my dad's the President?"
"DENIED." *Bangs gavel*

Posted by: Vanya at April 01, 2024 08:50 PM (xtH8t)

153 He retired in 2018.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 01, 2024 08:50 PM (V8he0)

Well, never mind, then.

Posted by: Vanya at April 01, 2024 08:51 PM (xtH8t)

154 152 @jameslynch32 28m
Judge Mark Scarsi just issued an order denying Hunter Biden's motions to dismiss his federal tax charges.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 08:47 PM (IG4Id)

"Grounds?"
"Uhhh... I'm a drug addict serial fuckup and my dad's the President?"
"DENIED." *Bangs gavel*
Posted by: Vanya at April 01, 2024 08:50 PM (xtH8t)

Wait until the Hawaiian Judge weighs in...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2024 08:52 PM (hOUT3)

155 Hrothgar, even Mrs. Red, who suffers from overwhelming normalcy bias, yesterday told me to go update my prescription and get new glasses, “just in case” . . .

Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 08:52 PM (AbVrr)

156 Well, never mind, then.

No, you made a good point. Didn't mean to besmirch it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 01, 2024 08:54 PM (V8he0)

157 fwiw,
whats wrong with georgia is georgians

Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 08:55 PM (RjBju)

158 People need to be prosecuted for making new weather terms...

@ReedTimmerUSA 5m
Gorilla hail northwest of DFW with supercell causing chaos on the highways near Justin, TX!
@accuweather

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 08:55 PM (IG4Id)

159 He should move to LeBron's neighbourhood.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 8h
BREAKING: Boardwalk Empire star Michael Stuhlbarg has been attacked by a rock-wielding homeless man near New York City's Central Park.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 08:57 PM (5OvHh)

160 Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 08:52 PM (AbVrr)

You are lucky to have such a wise wife in your life!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2024 08:57 PM (hOUT3)

161 "The 8th Amendment weeps."

He will get everything back.

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 01, 2024 08:58 PM (89Sog)

162 I wonder if Gorilla Hail comes with Gorilla Glue?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 01, 2024 08:58 PM (V8he0)

163 You are lucky to have such a wise wife in your life!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana

Now if she’d only come to Corsicana!

Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 08:59 PM (AbVrr)

164 Former Bills player I take it.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 08:40 PM (5OvHh)

Yes ...

His Bills claim to fame was that he quit the team after the 1st half of a game against the Chargers back in 2018.

https://tinyurl.com/3nmdkn6d

Posted by: browndog says no more on the matter at April 01, 2024 09:00 PM (TTAGa)

165 ...Hrothgar, even Mrs. Red, who suffers from overwhelming normalcy bias, yesterday told me to go update my prescription and get new glasses, “just in case” . . . Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 08:52 PM (AbVrr)

The company that rolls out a proven-to-work "antidote" for the DNA & Cellular damage caused by the Pfizer & Moderna poisons, will damn near overnight, become one of the most highly valued companies on the planet.

I'll hope that they choose Ricky Gervais as their spokesperson. And I hope he shames the vaxxholes as bad as a cartoonist.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 01, 2024 09:00 PM (e6UQI)

166 Copy caracals.
----
Yawning is contagious, unless you're a sociopath.
Posted by: andycanuck

It would be awesome if that were true. I could give my friends crap when they don't yawn after I do.

* DDGs it *

Not yawning contagiously isn't a trait of sociopaths. It's full-on psychopaths.

And now I don't think I'll bring it up.....

Posted by: mikeski, yawning nonchalantly at April 01, 2024 09:00 PM (DgGvY)

167 >>He will get everything back.

Not all of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2024 09:01 PM (LkLld)

168 Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
BREAKING: Suspect arrested after crashing car into FBI Atlanta gate, officials say
Posted by: andycanuck

You just know one of the agents in the guard shack immediately said "Terrorism has been ruled out."

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 09:01 PM (J47y1)

169 The 8th Amendment weeps."

He will get everything back.
Posted by: Outside of Life at April 01, 2024 08:58 PM (89Sog)

True, but irrelevant. Could you or I stand up to such outright government malfeasance?

Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 09:01 PM (AbVrr)

170 “Let us be clear, sanctuary cities will not be tolerated in Georgia…any local government that ignores the law and decides to be a sanctuary city will be stripped of state funding.”
Posted by: andycanuck

Strip them of their city charter and give them back to the counties.
IOW - permanantly fire all theiremployees and city tax base.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 09:02 PM (cOq4q)

171 Yawning is contagious, unless you're a sociopath.
Posted by: andycanuck

We need common sense yawning control!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 09:03 PM (J47y1)

172 Jim SND, wouldn’t it be great if Ivermectin was the antidote?

Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 09:04 PM (AbVrr)

173 > >>He will get everything back.

Not all of it.

Posted by: JackStraw
---

and not in his lifetime

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2024 09:05 PM (oCjPU)

174 There might as well be a brick wall in front of the Blue Jacket goal 🧱

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2024 09:07 PM (oCjPU)

175 Not yawning contagiously isn't a trait of sociopaths. It's full-on psychopaths.

And now I don't think I'll bring it up.....
----------
All paths lead to home.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 09:07 PM (5OvHh)

176 Jackstraw, hope all is well in RI. About time to get boats bottom-painted and ready to go!

Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 09:07 PM (AbVrr)

177 ...Jim SND, wouldn’t it be great if Ivermectin was the antidote? Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 09:04 PM (AbVrr)

It certainly would. But, still. I think I'd rather see some aspiring company become filthy rich, and BE a CHALLENGE to the Gateskeeper and ZuckenFurher.

And hire Gervais. Set his phaser to KILL, and turn 'im loose. Fuck. Turn him loose with a fully energized Agonizer.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 01, 2024 09:10 PM (e6UQI)

178 All good Red. Yesterday felt like a Spring day at last.

Let me know when you are in town and have time to meet for a drink.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 01, 2024 09:11 PM (LkLld)

179 People need to be prosecuted for making new weather terms...

@ReedTimmerUSA 5m
Gorilla hail northwest of DFW with supercell causing chaos on the highways near Justin, TX!
@accuweather
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Golf-ball-sized, baseball-sized, softball-sized..... gorilla sized?

A hailstone the weight of an average male gorilla, about 400 pounds, would be about 2-foot-4 in diameter.

F-------------ck. That'll mess up your solar farm tout suite.

Posted by: mikeski, dodging alertly at April 01, 2024 09:12 PM (DgGvY)

180 Will do, JS!
Gonna make it happen this spring. Life is too short.

Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 09:12 PM (AbVrr)

181 A hailstone the weight of an average male gorilla, about 400 pounds, would be about 2-foot-4 in diameter.

That seems small. Wolfram Alpha might be lying to me.

Posted by: mikeski, pondering after-the-fact at April 01, 2024 09:13 PM (DgGvY)

182 Speaking of April Fools jokes, the instructor teaching tonight just sent me a video of her starting her class warm up with this slow motion burpee thing on 2 sliders- a piece of equipment never used in the format she was teaching tonight. The confused faces were priceless. After they did 2, she said I am just kidding, Happy April Fools! I thought they were going to wing the sliders at her. I just posted it on Instagram, I wish y’all could see it.

Posted by: Piper at April 01, 2024 09:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

183 Golf-ball-sized, baseball-sized, softball-sized..... gorilla sized?

A hailstone the weight of an average male gorilla, about 400 pounds, would be about 2-foot-4 in diameter.

F-------------ck. That'll mess up your solar farm tout suite.
Posted by: mikeski, dodging alertly at April 01, 2024 09:12 PM (DgGvY)

"Tonight, on SyFy, a new original movie! Starring Paris Hilton, Tara Reade, that guy who played Superman in Smallville and some other dude you remember vaguely from some other show that probably sucked! A new terror thrill ride... HAIL!"

Posted by: Vanya at April 01, 2024 09:16 PM (xtH8t)

184 Senator Jeff Merkley @SenJeffMerkley 15h
On this Easter, let’s ponder Netanyahu’s indiscriminate bombing of Gaza, which has killed more than 20,000 women and children, and his restriction of humanitarian aid, which has pushed Palestinians to the brink of famine.

Sarah Beth Burwick @sarahbeth345 8h
Fellow liberal Jews, I am begging you. Stop voting for these people. They hate us.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 09:17 PM (5OvHh)

185 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 11h
Not To Be Outdone By Trump, Biden Releases Own Version Of The Quran
buff.ly/3IUbp03

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 09:18 PM (5OvHh)

186 I can't place that church in Portland but I know I've been by it. Maybe NE Portland?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 01, 2024 09:20 PM (yeEu9)

187 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 07:52 PM (tkR6S)

Brave on my Kindle was shutting down instantly like that earlier, both here and at Conservative Treehouse. Updating to the newest version fixed the problem. I have it side-loaded, since it's not on Kindle's walled-garden store, so I just downloaded and installed the latest .apk file from ApkPure.

Here: https://is.gd/7G5grK

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 01, 2024 09:21 PM (/QIWP)

188 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 11h
Not To Be Outdone By Trump, Biden Releases Own Version Of The Quran
buff.ly/3IUbp03
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 09:18 PM (5OvHh)

The good news is that Biden's version can't be any more schizo than the actual Quran is.

Posted by: Vanya at April 01, 2024 09:21 PM (xtH8t)

189 Evening.

Went back to Ace's thread about the dead comic artist and read his suicide note.

Oof!

This is why the good lawd invented cheap hooch and hookers. Get blitzed and get blown. Or get blown and get blitzed. Either way just do the thing you need to to keep going just long enough until you can regain a rational perspective.

And the fucking internet, man...

You know what the internet is? It's a fucking toy. That's all it is. A fucking toy. What great benefit has the Internet given us? Cat videos, pirated art and pornography. Greatest information tool in history my fat ass! Dude was driven to suicide by obsessive addicts who can't understand that the things they see on their precious toy isn't fucking real life. They spend all day and night on their toy having lost the ability to distinguish fantasy from fucking reality and fail to comprehend the real harm they cause. And I'm being being *generous* in that assessment.

I wish these vermin a life of continuous pain. Fuck 'em all.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 09:22 PM (HR6i0)

190 Did they catch the guy that burned a trailer load of Bibles? Boy I bet Stan has something special for him.
Posted by: fd

Meh, they were probably NIVs or (shudder) NRSVs. 😋

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at April 01, 2024 09:23 PM (/QIWP)

191
Senator Jeff Merkley @SenJeffMerkley 15h
On this Easter, let’s ponder Netanyahu’s indiscriminate bombing of Gaza, which has killed more than 20,000 women and children

_________

I'm surprised he didn't accuse him of using their blood to make matzoh.

Eventually, the mask comes off. Democrats always side with America's enemies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 09:23 PM (MoZTd)

192
Sarah Beth Burwick @sarahbeth345 8h
Fellow liberal Jews, I am begging you. Stop voting for these people. They hate us.
Posted by: andycanuck

Yeah, but Republicans are so gauche and icky. Did you ever see Gentleman's Agreement?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2024 09:24 PM (63Dwl)

193 This is real. This is a real headline that I just read.

Daily Mail:

"Trans militia leader serving 53 years for plot to blow up Minnesota mosque demands transfer to women's prison amid 'relentless sexual harassment' in men's facility"

https://tinyurl.com/24javmkb

Posted by: Dr. T at April 01, 2024 09:27 PM (g0Y4p)

194 A hailstone the weight of an average male gorilla, about 400 pounds, would be about 2-foot-4 in diameter.

That seems small. Wolfram Alpha might be lying to me.
Posted by: mikeski, pondering after-the-fact

2-foot-5? Wolfram reads "ice" and uses "water."

But the difference in density isn't that much difference in diameter with a sphere that size.

Posted by: mikeski, doing way too much math on the cafe thread at April 01, 2024 09:29 PM (DgGvY)

195 I could see a jury squashing these shitheads... then again, NY is gonna NY.

‘We’re Dealing with a Nightmare’: Squatters Sue NYC Couple After Allegedly Taking Over Their Property

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 09:30 PM (IG4Id)

196 Cernovich @Cernovich Mar 31
Trans Day of Visibility means women can see “female penises” in locker rooms.

Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog Mar 31
"Trans people are strong and brave, also if you use a pronoun they don't like they might kill themselves and it will be your fault"

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 09:32 PM (5OvHh)

197 Senator Jeff Merkley @SenJeffMerkley 15h
On this Easter, let’s ponder Netanyahu’s indiscriminate bombing of Gaza, which has killed more than 20,000 women and children, and his restriction of humanitarian aid, which has pushed Palestinians to the brink of famine.

What a friggin' idiot.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2024 09:32 PM (W/lyH)

198 "Trans militia leader serving 53 years for plot to blow up Minnesota mosque demands transfer to women's prison amid 'relentless sexual harassment' in men's facility"

https://tinyurl.com/24javmkb
Posted by: Dr. T at April 01,

Sore asshole

Posted by: Ringo Star somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 01, 2024 09:33 PM (WF/xn)

199 I wish these vermin a life of continuous pain. Fuck 'em all.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 09:22 PM (HR6i0

+1

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 01, 2024 09:33 PM (RUMEY)

200 Senator Jeff Merkley @SenJeffMerkley 15h
On this Easter, let’s ponder Netanyahu’s indiscriminate bombing of Gaza, which has killed more than 20,000 women and children, and his restriction of humanitarian aid, which has pushed Palestinians to the brink of famine.

I’m pondering how a person can be so ignorant or so immoral to be able to lie so easily in one sentence.

Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 09:33 PM (MNhXM)

201
I wish these vermin a life of continuous pain. Fuck 'em all.
Posted by: Robert

I had to skip that thread, my vision pinpointed and went red. It'd be difficukt to hate lefty more than I already do, but that thread inched the hate up a good notch beyond battle short settings.

Posted by: BifBewalski at April 01, 2024 09:33 PM (MsrgL)

202 This is real. This is a real headline that I just read.
Daily Mail:
"Trans militia leader serving 53 years for plot to blow up Minnesota mosque demands transfer to women's prison amid 'relentless sexual harassment' in men's facility"
Posted by: Dr. T

I saw Trans Militia Leaders open for Front 242 at The Exchange in 1992.

Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2024 09:34 PM (DgGvY)

203 mikeski - That's a good number.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2024 09:35 PM (XeU6L)

204 193 This is real. This is a real headline that I just read.
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How about this one? Also the UK Daily Mail:

https://tinyurl.com/5zfe8ceu
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Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 09:35 PM (5OvHh)

205 I’m pondering how a person can be so ignorant or so immoral to be able to lie so easily in one sentence.
Posted by: polynikes

10% helps!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2024 09:36 PM (hOUT3)

206 I make it to be ~ 27.5 in. dia.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2024 09:36 PM (XeU6L)

207 Some great hockey tonight

Flyers tie the game with just seconds on the clock...big point for the playoff hunt.

Panthers trying to come back from 5-1 down to the Laffs, now 5-4 with a minute and change left in Toronto.

Fuck the Laffs ...

Posted by: browndog is bitter at April 01, 2024 09:37 PM (TTAGa)

208 Matthews with his 62nd goal ... empty net.

Laffs win

***sigh***

Posted by: browndog is bitter at April 01, 2024 09:39 PM (TTAGa)

209 Senator Jeff Merkley @SenJeffMerkley 15h
On this Easter, let’s ponder Netanyahu’s indiscriminate bombing of Gaza, which has killed more than 20,000 women and children, and his restriction of humanitarian aid, which has pushed Palestinians to the brink of famine.

I’m pondering how a person can be so ignorant or so immoral to be able to lie so easily in one sentence.
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 09:33 PM (MNhXM)

On the holiest of Christian holidays, let's simp for a bunch of Muslims who elected a literal genocidal terrorist organization as their government and have consequently reached the "Find Out" stage of their personal story arcs.

Posted by: Vanya at April 01, 2024 09:39 PM (xtH8t)

210 CBJ 4 COL 1 final 🦨 💩 👎

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2024 09:42 PM (oCjPU)

211 Senator Jeff Merkley @SenJeffMerkley 15h
On this Easter, let’s ponder Netanyahu’s indiscriminate bombing of Gaza, which has killed more than 20,000 women and children, and his restriction of humanitarian aid, which has pushed Palestinians to the brink of famine.

Unfortunately, I have deeper things to ponder. For example: should I run the dishwasher tonight or wait until tomorrow?

Posted by: Dr. T at April 01, 2024 09:42 PM (g0Y4p)

212 12 To go from Phoenix Arizona all the way to Tacoma one may or may not go through Sedona.
Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 07:39 PM (hxe/1)

Philadelphia
Atlanta
L.A.
(Nobody Walks In L.A)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 09:42 PM (8sMut)

213 simp for a bunch of Muslims who elected a literal genocidal terrorist organization as their government and have consequently reached the "Find Out" stage of their personal story arcs.
Posted by: V

yeah, your not doing anything to help Israel wit that nonsense.

Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 09:43 PM (RjBju)

214 Jamaican Me Craze-eh~!

CANADA SENDS 70 TROOPS TO JAMAICA TO TRAIN CARIBBEAN FORCES FOR HAITI INTERVENTION

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 09:43 PM (IG4Id)

215 It's Tuscon to Tucumcari, then Tehachapi to Tonopah

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2024 09:44 PM (oCjPU)

216 >CANADA SENDS 70 TROOPS TO JAMAICA TO TRAIN CARIBBEAN FORCES FOR HAITI INTERVENTION

is this the Bee again?

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2024 09:44 PM (oCjPU)

217 The 8th Amendment weeps.
Posted by: RI Red at April 01, 2024 08:33 PM (AbVrr)

The what?

Posted by: U.S. Media at April 01, 2024 09:45 PM (8sMut)

218 Senator Jeff Merkley @SenJeffMerkley 15h
On this Easter, let’s ponder Netanyahu’s indiscriminate bombing of Gaza, which has killed more than 20,000 women and children, and his restriction of humanitarian aid, which has pushed Palestinians to the brink of famine.

Unfortunately, I have deeper things to ponder. For example: should I run the dishwasher tonight or wait until tomorrow?
Posted by: Dr. T

Does your power co change $/kWh by time of day? Then run it overnight when it's cheaper.

If not, procrastination always wins.

Eventually.

Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2024 09:46 PM (DgGvY)

219 Very interesting! Both the HQ and Small Dead Animals caused Brave to shut down abruptly before even loading the page. Almost as if some agency was trying to stop me from viewing conservative sites.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 07:52 PM (tkR6S)

Sorry 'bout that. Bob's on vacation.

Posted by: Dave from NSA at April 01, 2024 09:46 PM (iODuv)

220 Senator Jeff Merkley @SenJeffMerkley 15h
On this Easter, let’s ponder Netanyahu’s indiscriminate bombing of Gaza, which has killed more than 20,000 women and children, and his restriction of humanitarian aid, which has pushed Palestinians to the brink of famine.

Unfortunately, I have deeper things to ponder. For example: should I run the dishwasher tonight or wait until tomorrow?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 01, 2024 09:42 PM (g0Y4p)

Me too ... Pinot or cabernet?

Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2024 09:47 PM (Ed8Zd)

221 If not, procrastination always wins.

Eventually.
Posted by: mikeski

I'd like to procrastinate but I always put it off.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 09:47 PM (J47y1)

222 ...CANADA SENDS 70 TROOPS TO JAMAICA TO TRAIN CARIBBEAN FORCES FOR HAITI INTERVENTION
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 09:43 PM (IG4Id)

I wanna watch the live streaming for when the First Jamaican Bobsled Armored Brigade lands on the Haitian beaches.

Yah, mon!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 01, 2024 09:48 PM (e6UQI)

223 ugh the flyers lost in OT

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 01, 2024 09:48 PM (AcWfM)

224 Tonopah
Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2024 09:44 PM (oCjPU)

I've stayed at the Pilot truckstop there.

Um...I think the truckstop is the whole of the town.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 09:48 PM (2VBaV)

225 That blithering idiot Merkley is from OR. Go figure.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 09:49 PM (8sMut)

226 Small Dead Animals still conks out Brave. Main page tries to load, then cursor freezes. The cursor unfreezes, and Brave goes poof!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 07:56 PM (tkR6S)

I have had some problem with Brave today, the front page of AOSHQ has crashed it. I wound up getting the ling with PaleMoon and pasting it here, since my PaleMoon lets all the adverts come and play

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2024 09:50 PM (D7oie)

227 221 If not, procrastination always wins.

Eventually.
Posted by: mikeski

I'd like to procrastinate but I always put it off.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 09:47 PM (J47y1)

I'm not a procrastinator. I'm strictly amateur.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 09:50 PM (2VBaV)

228 To go from Phoenix Arizona all the way to Tacoma one may or may not go through Sedona.
Posted by: Montec

Philadelphia Atlanta L.A.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

CANADA SENDS 70 TROOPS TO JAMAICA TO TRAIN CARIBBEAN FORCES FOR HAITI INTERVENTION
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Aruba, Jamaica
Oh I wanna train ya
on Bermuda, Bahama
to end this Haitian drama

Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2024 09:51 PM (DgGvY)

229 ...I'd like to procrastinate but I always put it off.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 09:47 PM (J47y1)

I majored in Procrastination, but never finished the courses.

With Honors.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 01, 2024 09:51 PM (e6UQI)

230 How does one cleanse the palate of olive oil between flavors?
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 01, 2024 07:56 PM (ftFVW)

Basalmic vinegar and french bread?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2024 09:51 PM (D7oie)

231 Unfortunately, I have deeper things to ponder. For example: should I run the dishwasher tonight or wait until tomorrow?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 01, 2024 09:42 PM (g0Y4p)

Me too ... Pinot or cabernet?
Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2024 09:47 PM (Ed8Zd

Scotch (highland single malt). Or bourbon?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2024 09:52 PM (W/lyH)

232 Wife is making tamale pie. Smells good!

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 01, 2024 09:54 PM (WF/xn)

233 A hundred pounds of dog and 150 pounds of dog hair
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2024 08:05 PM (ID6pY)

A friend has a white husky, and everytime I am over there I can comb the dog and it looks like I am pulling the stuffing out of her.
I asked my friend if she had ever considered spinning or maybe making felt.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2024 09:54 PM (D7oie)

234 Aruba, Jamaica
Oh I wanna train ya
on Bermuda, Bahama
to end this Haitian drama
Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2024 09:51 PM (DgGvY)

Key Largo
Montego
(then to IN? Kokomo, IN? WTF???)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 09:54 PM (8sMut)

235 I've stayed at the Pilot truckstop there.

Um...I think the truckstop is the whole of the town.

Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 09:48 PM (2VBaV)

WWII was won from that desert hellhole.

Posted by: Reforger at April 01, 2024 09:55 PM (B705c)

236 They could find the illegal twitter squatter dude in 2 days but still nothing on the J6 bomber ?
Posted by: jsg at April 01, 2024 08:48 PM (j0Uz

You are making assumptions here . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2024 09:59 PM (D7oie)

237 I have had some problem with Brave today, the front page of AOSHQ has crashed it. I wound up getting the ling with PaleMoon and pasting it here, since my PaleMoon lets all the adverts come and play

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2024 09:50 PM (D7oie)

Taq said he had had the same problem with Brave on his Kindle, but got the new .apk (an android app), and that fixed it. I just did a re-install of brave using Terminal, and cutting and pasting the recommended commands from the Brave website, and the problem persists. I am now using Firefox with U-block Origin, and it seems to have quelled all the nasty-ads.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 10:00 PM (tkR6S)

238 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 10:00 PM (tkR6S)

Did you do the Brave update?
My updated Brave under Windows 10 Pro had no problems with SDA.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

239 Sarah Beth Burwick @sarahbeth345 8h
Fellow liberal Jews, I am begging you. Stop voting for these people. They hate us.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at April 01, 2024 09:17 PM (5OvHh)

Merkley is Oregon, and Oregon is 100% vote by mail. He is there until he is no longer useful

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2024 10:22 PM (D7oie)

240 Did you do the Brave update?
My updated Brave under Windows 10 Pro had no problems with SDA.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

I got what is purported to be the most recent version made for Linux Mint, less than an hour ago.

Well! Fired up Brave. Went to clear browsing data. Fuckers moved it! But I found it, cleared cookies and everything, and SDA and the HQ both open. Will try to do the ONT in brave, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 10:22 PM (tkR6S)

241 Did you do the Brave update?
My updated Brave under Windows 10 Pro had no problems with SDA.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)

Brave tells me there are no other updates, but then again I am still running Win7

Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2024 10:27 PM (D7oie)

242 I think the truckstop is the whole of the town.

Presuming you don't get "sweet summer child"ed that often...
Tonopah has a vibrant history, whorehouses and nuclear tests. You might have to turn off the new main road though.

This is, for sure, something that's changed a lot with heavy duty trucking -- or at least the mappingb of truck routes.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 01, 2024 10:48 PM (zdLoL)

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