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Overnight Open Thread (4/1/2024) [J. Edgar Phallenburger IV]
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If a certain ONT Cob had a cat this would be his favorite song.
I lived in a small town in the north of England for several years...mostly as an legal enforcer for one of the trade unions. It was a fun time, and after a long night of breaking legs and windows, we would often adjourn to my favorite fast-food establishment.
Musical Intermission I find it highly amusing to observe the banter back and forth between Nurse Ratched and Doof. Neil Young vs. Rush. Silly commenters. Those in the know, realize and grasp the concept of the best Canadian artist of all time:
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 01, 2024 09:57 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 09:57 PM (prL25)
I was standing on a corner in Sedona, Arizona
Such a fine sight to see
A cactus, my lord, on the desert floor
I'm bendin' down to take a look at thee
Posted by: SFGoth at April 01, 2024 09:58 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: TRex at April 01, 2024 09:58 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 01, 2024 09:58 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 09:58 PM (2VBaV)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 01, 2024 09:59 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 01, 2024 09:59 PM (as3uC)
Fight me.
Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 09:59 PM (4+s9S)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 01, 2024 09:59 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: TRex at April 01, 2024 10:00 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: PabloD at April 01, 2024 10:01 PM (Qnqcb)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 01, 2024 10:01 PM (E6tGB)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 01, 2024 10:02 PM (+2CF+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 10:02 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 10:02 PM (2VBaV)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 01, 2024 10:02 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 10:03 PM (J47y1)
Posted by: mikeski yells up from the cafe thread at April 01, 2024 10:03 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 10:04 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 01, 2024 10:04 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 10:04 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Ricky at April 01, 2024 10:04 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: polynikes
Now that I think about it, "Teen Beat" had meanings I had not previously considered.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 10:04 PM (J47y1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2024 10:05 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2024 10:05 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 10:04 PM (MNhXM)
So a Laurie Partridge fan?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at April 01, 2024 10:05 PM (Z3n5G)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 10:05 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2024 10:06 PM (Rewxh)
I thought "what the holy hell?" and then I remembered what day it was. Got me fooled!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 01, 2024 10:06 PM (U3L4U)
I'm now inspired.
https://tinyurl.com/bdf7a7wz
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 10:06 PM (2VBaV)
Just sayin'
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2024 10:06 PM (W/lyH)
I'll call it a "W"
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened
During my work career, Mondays sucked so badly that Sunday evenings also were a downer. Ah, sweet retirement!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 10:07 PM (J47y1)
Everyone's too played out with the current state of affairs to make jokes.
Can't say that I blame them.
Posted by: browndog shrugs things off at April 01, 2024 10:07 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2024 10:07 PM (Fol4f)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2024 10:06 PM (Rewxh)
I'm here. I was asked to let an open blogger post tonight.
I'll be back tomorrow.
Unless I'm tossed aside like a banana peel.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:07 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 10:04 PM (MNhXM)
I was going to say, "wanking it to Susan Dey?"
But I was beaten to the punch!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2024 10:07 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 10:08 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 10:08 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 01, 2024 10:09 PM (/y8xj)
Fight me.
Posted by: Montec
Joke's on you. Canada doesn't exist.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 10:09 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2024 10:09 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 01, 2024 10:10 PM (+2CF+)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 10:10 PM (2VBaV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
MisHum in drag?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 01, 2024 10:10 PM (+2CF+)
You should be banned for that thought, let alone that comment.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)
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She made a great librarian. Marian.
Posted by: Harold Hill at April 01, 2024 10:11 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 10:08 PM (bo7UB)
Does he have a very gweat friend Biggus Dickus ???
Posted by: Pontius Pilate at April 01, 2024 10:11 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Rubber Refuse Bin at April 01, 2024 10:11 PM (5K+Jd)
Unless I'm tossed aside like a banana peel.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:07 PM (QXQ4l)
* * * *
I have no doubt you will return tomorrow, Mis Hum. If you were tossed aside, your groupies would riot...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 01, 2024 10:11 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 10:04 PM (MNhXM)
So a Laurie Partridge fan?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4
Heh . Actually it was Debbie Hinchey my 5th grade girlfriend who bought me the 45. I would have traded her for Susan Dey though.
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 10:11 PM (AIm4E)
https://tinyurl.com/2hhcy9pr
What hath science wrought?!?
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 10:10 PM (2VBaV)
Crocs and I would have known it was garrett.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:12 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2024 10:12 PM (Rewxh)
I'll be back tomorrow.
Unless I'm tossed aside like a banana peel.
Posted by: Mis
isnt that what qdpsteve said before what happened happened
Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 10:12 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 10:12 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2024 10:12 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 01, 2024 10:12 PM (E6tGB)
Moxy Fruvous. No contest.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 01, 2024 10:13 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
You'll never catch me alive, cobber!
*jumps out window*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 01, 2024 10:13 PM (+2CF+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 10:13 PM (XwgAM)
Posted by: Reforger at April 01, 2024 10:13 PM (B705c)
I have no doubt you will return tomorrow, Mis Hum. If you were tossed aside, your groupies would riot...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
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[takes Ol' Betsy down from over the mantle]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2024 10:14 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 01, 2024 10:14 PM (duT0u)
Who writes this stuff?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2024 10:14 PM (4I/2K)
Vespa and messenger bag were giveaways.
Posted by: M
dude thats bicurious not preppy
Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 10:14 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at April 01, 2024 10:15 PM (sE4sa)
https://tinyurl.com/nhapcace
Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2024 10:09 PM (oCjPU)
Susan Dey.
I had impure thoughts about her. Many times.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2024 10:15 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 10:15 PM (2VBaV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 10:15 PM (9yWhg)
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Yeah, visited my PC doc at the VA. Barrel of laughs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2024 10:16 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Harold Hill
Mrs. Paroo: Library open later than usual tonight, dear?
Marian Paroo: It always is, Mama.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 10:16 PM (J47y1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2024 10:16 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: German Audiences Approve at April 01, 2024 10:16 PM (5K+Jd)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Tell me you're not just noticing this!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2024 10:16 PM (hOUT3)
Who writes this stuff?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2024 10:14 PM (4I/2K)
Probably her costar.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 01, 2024 10:17 PM (E6tGB)
"
Hmmm - nurse and I get a callout from this new fella. Should we be honored???
And if you want to go in a different direction as far as bands from Canada, I suggest Triumph!
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:17 PM (eNASR)
(pronounced thermo-meeters as per Father George, my last school's Physics teacher, who was Spanish)
but what about the hydrometers and hygrometers?
Posted by: Ciampino - gotta goat goto toga buttons at April 01, 2024 10:17 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: B
when it was the daywalkers refused to even associate with the overnight denizens and openly wrOte about in the day threads
Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 10:17 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: davidt at April 01, 2024 10:17 PM (SYTee)
I have no doubt you will return tomorrow, Mis Hum. If you were tossed aside, your groupies would riot...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
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[takes Ol' Betsy down from over the mantle]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 01, 2024 10:14 PM (XeU6L)
Oh nose, not rioting.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:18 PM (QXQ4l)
I get it...it's one of those equal opportunity things, or else it's raciss.. or something... 😐
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2024 10:18 PM (Rewxh)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Two Cents at April 01, 2024 10:18 PM (MvA9C)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 10:19 PM (2VBaV)
I get it...it's one of those equal opportunity things, or else it's raciss.. or something... 😐
Posted by: COM
so youre saying this is an affirmative action thread?
Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 10:19 PM (RjBju)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 7-18
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB
SpaceX is targeting Monday, April 1, for a Falcon 9 launch of 22 Starlink satellites to low-Earth orbit from Space Launch Complex 4 East (SLC-4E) at Vandenberg Space Force Base in California.
Liftoff is targeted for April 1, 7:30 p.m. PDT, (03:30 UTC, 04:30 CEST April 2) with backup opportunities available until 11:30 p.m. PT.
Following stage separation, the first stage will land on the Of Course I Still Love You droneship, which will be stationed in the Pacific Ocean.
https://tinyurl.com/57xbcym8
Posted by: Ciampino - gotta goat goto toga buttons at April 01, 2024 10:19 PM (qfLjt)
"You can't just come in here and assert your manhood...!"
LOL
As it was in the beginning...
Posted by: Heirloominati at April 01, 2024 10:19 PM (CtJ/Z)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 01, 2024 10:20 PM (CFtGR)
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:17 PM (eNASR)
I hope you realize that Nickelback is from Canadia.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2024 10:20 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 10:20 PM (9yWhg)
(pronounced thermo-meeters as per Father George, my last school's Physics teacher, who was Spanish)
but what about the hydrometers and hygrometers?
Posted by: Ciampino - gotta goat goto toga buttons at April 01, 2024 10:17 PM (qfLjt)
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Then there are sling psychrometers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 10:20 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Oddbob at April 01, 2024 10:09 PM (/y8xj)
Wait, what? Normal sobriety?
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2024 10:20 PM (emlEe)
"
Hmmm - nurse and I get a callout from this new fella. Should we be honored???
And if you want to go in a different direction as far as bands from Canada, I suggest Triumph!
Posted by: Doof
Skinny Puppy ftw!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 10:20 PM (XwgAM)
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 10:21 PM (AIm4E)
Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 10:22 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 10:20 PM (XwgAM)
You're playing a dangerous game there. Maybe even a Killing Game.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 01, 2024 10:22 PM (E6tGB)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 10:22 PM (J47y1)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 01, 2024 10:11 PM (U3L4U)
Well, Status Quo would hold a benefit concert were he tossed aside, so there's that.
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2024 10:23 PM (emlEe)
wasn"t biden in that band?
Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 10:22 PM (RjBju)
I think the name of his band was Finger Bang.
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 10:24 PM (AIm4E)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 01, 2024 10:24 PM (E6tGB)
Did you do the Brave update?
My updated Brave under Windows 10 Pro had no problems with SDA.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
I got what is purported to be the most recent version made for Linux Mint, less than an hour ago.
Well! Fired up Brave. Went to clear browsing data. Fuckers moved it! But I found it, cleared cookies and everything, and SDA and the HQ both open. Will try to do the ONT in brave, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 10:24 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 10:24 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 10:24 PM (2VBaV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 10:25 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 01, 2024 10:25 PM (Fol4f)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 01, 2024 10:25 PM (CFtGR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 10:25 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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You'll never catch me alive, cobber!
*jumps out window*
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 01, 2024 10:13 PM (+2CF+)
LOL!
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2024 10:25 PM (emlEe)
-just the punchline
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2024 10:26 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:17 PM (eNASR)
I hope you realize that Nickelback is from Canadia.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2024 10:20 PM (gSZYf)
And that should be the final word!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:26 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 01, 2024 10:11 PM (U3L4U)
Well, Status Quo would hold a benefit concert were he tossed aside, so there's that.
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2024 10:23 PM (emlEe)
Still rockin' after all these years. Your love of The SQ is noteworthy.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)
It IS the collective of Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee, and the late, great Professor Neil Peart. Collectively known as RUSH.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 10:27 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: PabloD at April 01, 2024 10:27 PM (Qnqcb)
Spring time on my mountain.
Last 2 weeks, 40+ inches of snow. Lovely sunny days now.
The ground is so saturated, the little puddle in the meadow low spot is now a little pond. Now encroaching on the chicken yard...
Did you ever try to put galooshes on chicken feet?! It's not fun for you or the hens...
Gonna have to get the pump out...
I hope I can remember how to run it....🤔
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2024 10:27 PM (Rewxh)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2024 10:27 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 10:28 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Charlie
now thats mean to be mean
Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 10:28 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2024 10:28 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2024 10:28 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2024 10:20 PM (gSZYf)
Nickelback is why Canada should be nuked.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 10:28 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 01, 2024 10:29 PM (3e3hy)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 10:29 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 10:29 PM (AIm4E)
Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 10:29 PM (RjBju)
But then there was really, really happy news. The Israelis dropped a couple of big bombs, taking out five or six IRGA really high ups. Beautiful job! The building they hit was plonked down right next to the Iranian consulate. The IAF didn't even nick the paint on the Consulate.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at April 01, 2024 10:29 PM (ET1Q8)
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:17 PM (eNASR)
I hope you realize that Nickelback is from Canadia.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2024 10:20 PM (gSZYf)
And that should be the final word!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:26 PM (QXQ4l)
What are you talkin A-BOOT??
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:29 PM (eNASR)
—
Duh. It’s poutine.
Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 10:30 PM (hxe/1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Hopefully it involves rounding up pickleball players, putting them into burlap bags, and throwing them into ponds.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2024 10:30 PM (IG4Id)
I do know Loverboy is a Canadian band.
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 10:31 PM (AIm4E)
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:17 PM (eNASR)
Best male voice in rock music? Burton Cummings is a serious contender.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 10:31 PM (tkR6S)
Fight me.
Posted by: Montec
Corey Hart is a pimp. He could never have outsung Devin Townsend.
https://youtu.be/T98WFi4cJxE
https://youtu.be/NurwvilJh0U
https://youtu.be/LeG-6bpeUkA
And, for laughs,
https://youtu.be/-iP53O245T4
Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2024 10:31 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Captain
yeah why not hit somebody's embassy?
Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 10:31 PM (RjBju)
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Duh. It’s poutine.
Posted by: Montec
Those little maple cookies!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 10:33 PM (XwgAM)
Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 10:31 PM (RjBju)
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Consular immunity is overrated.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 10:33 PM (sE4sa)
I'm sleeping
And right in the middle of a good dream
Like all at once I wake up
From something that keeps knocking at my brain
Before I go insane, I hold my pillow to my head
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2024 10:33 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 01, 2024 10:33 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2024 10:33 PM (OwFJu)
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Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere
One of my PT people said "There's a good reason people call us Physical Terrorists!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2024 10:34 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 10:29 PM (9yWhg)
Not you too
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:34 PM (eNASR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 10:31 PM (tkR6S)
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Klaus Meine. FIGHT ME
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 10:34 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2024 10:34 PM (OwFJu)
You never know what kind of hyjinx might happen...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2024 10:34 PM (Rewxh)
Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 10:34 PM (RjBju)
136 This thread makes Angel Gord Downie sad.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 01, 2024 10:33 PM (z+89e)
Best Canadian band is ironically, unknown for the most part outside Canada.
Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 10:35 PM (hxe/1)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2024 10:35 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 01, 2024 10:33 PM (z+89e)
That's tragic.
Posted by: Ranger Gord from Possum Lake at April 01, 2024 10:35 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Doof
That's not that different.
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
That's different. They even put the punctuation in a weird spot.
https://youtu.be/7EGTD7azzWk
Posted by: mikeski loves Triumph, too, though at April 01, 2024 10:35 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)
The word 'love' does not mean what you seem to think it means.
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2024 10:35 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:34 PM (eNASR)
Pickleballs hang around cucumber dicks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 10:35 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2024 10:36 PM (OwFJu)
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:17 PM (eNASR)
I hope you realize that Nickelback is from Canadia.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2024 10:20 PM (gSZYf)
No love for April Wine?!
Posted by: Heirloominati at April 01, 2024 10:36 PM (CtJ/Z)
Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 10:31 PM (RjBju)
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Consular immunity is overrated.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 10:33 PM (sE4sa)
Sort of like "Are you serious or not?"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 01, 2024 10:36 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 10:29 PM (9yWhg)
Not you too
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:34 PM (eNASR)
Oh goody, the ambassador of pickleball has weighed in.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:36 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 10:36 PM (hxe/1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2024 10:37 PM (OwFJu)
Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2024 10:37 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 01, 2024 10:20 PM (CFtGR)
James O'Keefe's big announcement:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7ZKTmiAX9U
Posted by: Schuck Chumer at April 01, 2024 10:38 PM (eHovo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2024 10:38 PM (OwFJu)
Funny how 90% of the most frequent commenters are presented as elderly incels sucking their own toes in their mothers attic while dreaming of sweet sweet penguin cloaca, when IN FACT they are actually interdimensional space grifters looking for the big score and/or a really good deal on planetary core busters, cuz they knows a guy who knows a guy who can move those..
Posted by: Astro Glide, Esq. at April 01, 2024 10:38 PM (8/TUO)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:36 PM (QXQ4l)
I take enough shit for it during daytime threads. Note that it wasn't me who brought it up here.
This is where I take shit for being a Rush fan.
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:39 PM (eNASR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2024 10:40 PM (OwFJu)
—
Duh. It’s poutine.
Posted by: Montec
Those little maple cookies!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 10:33 PM (XwgAM)
Molson Brador
Posted by: Heirloominati at April 01, 2024 10:40 PM (CtJ/Z)
An example with Merethe Soltvedt
With Thomas Bergersen: https://tinyurl.com/w4u8ccy3
On her own: https://tinyurl.com/wa8y8uvj
And you can just see she isn't really pushing herself. The latter isn't...bad. But its just not at the level of the former.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2024 10:40 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 10:41 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 10:36 PM (hxe/1)
I guess you have a masochistic streak.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 10:41 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)
The word 'love' does not mean what you seem to think it means.
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2024 10:35 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:41 PM (QXQ4l)
In real life, Bobby Sherman was so impressed that he became a certified paramedic and had a thirty year career with LAFD, including being an instructor at the Fire Academy.
Posted by: Second Wind at April 01, 2024 10:41 PM (V5BDR)
Yeah yeah everyone has those. Show me a D3 and you'll have my attention
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2024 10:41 PM (ibTVg)
©2028 AoSHQ Enterprises?
This all confuses me. I think I'll just turn in.
Going to be surgicalized in the morning. Some of me could be on that menu. Chronic Colon Bits.
G'nite. See y'all... later... I presume....
https://youtu.be/emx6dU7suvg
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - ultimately at April 01, 2024 10:41 PM (YdVca)
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2024 10:42 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 10:42 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2024 10:42 PM (Rewxh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 01, 2024 10:42 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Ciampino - gotta goat goto space at April 01, 2024 10:42 PM (qfLjt)
Yeah yeah everyone has those. Show me a D3 and you'll have my attention
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2024 10:41 PM (ibTVg)
D2.... its also called... a coin.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2024 10:42 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:36 PM (QXQ4l)
I take enough shit for it during daytime threads. Note that it wasn't me who brought it up here.
This is where I take shit for being a Rush fan.
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:39 PM (eNASR)
Since I like both Young and Rush, no shit from me. But the pickleball, well that's an open subject.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:42 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 01, 2024 10:42 PM (aD39U)
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The moose out front should have told you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 10:43 PM (sE4sa)
Somehow stayed off the Wall of Shame this week. Well, work did have some stuff.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2024 10:43 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I saw The Ambassador of Pickleball open for Pure Reason Revolution at The Embassy in '07.
The Ambassador crashed PRR's encore when they played The Bright Ambassadors of Morning. It was revolutionary.
https://youtu.be/ZdN2p2-hXWQ
Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2024 10:43 PM (DgGvY)
I guess you have a masochistic streak.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 10:41 PM (8sMut)
Whatevah.
Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 10:43 PM (hxe/1)
Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 10:36 PM (hxe/1)
They got nothing on Sue Foley:
https://youtu.be/n_jUmILVQa0
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 10:43 PM (tkR6S)
Going to be surgicalized in the morning. Some of me could be on that menu. Chronic Colon Bits.
Posted by: mindful webworker - ultimately at April 01, 2024 10:41 PM (YdVca)
----
Well at least we'll know they are fresh.
Hey all the best for tomorrow.
Posted by: Ciampino - got guts at April 01, 2024 10:45 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2024 10:45 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 10:46 PM (5G0pQ)
Yeah yeah everyone has those. Show me a D3 and you'll have my attention
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2024 10:41 PM (ibTVg)
Okay
https://tinyurl.com/3v7txbfv
Posted by: Methos, Legendary Captain at April 01, 2024 10:46 PM (Dnobf)
These are not good people. The Cultural Revolution and the Khymer Rouge were not anomalies. They are always among us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2024 10:46 PM (di6C2)
It IS the collective of Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee, and the late, great Professor Neil Peart. Collectively known as RUSH.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 10:27 PM (8sMut)
Hear, hear!!
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at April 01, 2024 10:46 PM (9IkLq)
The last known survivor of USS Arizona has passed away. Lou Conter was 102. On 7 Dec 1941 he was aboard ship as a quartermaster. Lou would carry the fight to the Japanese during the war as a PBY 'Black Cat' pilot launching night time attacks with his lumbering seaplane. He even survived being shot down in 1943 and fending off off sharks until him and his crew were rescued. After the war, Conter would become the US Navy's first SERE officer and was instrumental in the training of naval aviators in what to do when shot down and/or captured.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2024 10:47 PM (OwFJu)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2024 10:47 PM (ibTVg)
Take off...to the great white north, take of its a beauty way to go.
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at April 01, 2024 10:47 PM (duT0u)
https://youtu.be/n_jUmILVQa0
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 10:43 PM (tkR6S
Very nice.
(I figured you were gonna spring some Corb Lund on us instead.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 10:47 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: JTB at April 01, 2024 10:47 PM (zudum)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2024 10:42 PM (Rewxh)
And an absolutely nasty excuse for a human being.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 10:48 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Ciampino - gottem smokem at April 01, 2024 10:48 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 10:27 PM (8sMut)
Their cover of Closer to the Heart by Bubbles and the Shit Rockets is pretty good.
Posted by: Reforger at April 01, 2024 10:49 PM (B705c)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at April 01, 2024 10:49 PM (duT0u)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 01, 2024 10:49 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2024 10:50 PM (oCjPU)
Yeah Quinn et al are vile beings who get their rocks off torturing others.
You want truly sick? One of the people who has been financing Sweet Baby Inc is none other the sister of the guy Quinn drove to suicide.
There is no reasoning with that kind of mindset. Just double tap and service another target.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2024 10:50 PM (OwFJu)
They were in parochial school and I made their lunches every day. I made their usual sammiches, only I cut out little cardboard triangles to use instead of meat.
Apparently I achieved master pranker status that day.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 10:50 PM (5G0pQ)
We aren't finished with it yet but there remains a pretty good chance that the pb demand will damn near fund all operating costs, and then some, of a new, first class space for us.
Whoda thunk it?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 10:51 PM (J47y1)
The last known survivor of USS Arizona has passed away. Lou Conter was 102. On 7 Dec 1941 he was aboard ship as a quartermaster. Lou would carry the fight to the Japanese during the war as a PBY 'Black Cat' pilot launching night time attacks with his lumbering seaplane. He even survived being shot down in 1943 and fending off off sharks until him and his crew were rescued. After the war, Conter would become the US Navy's first SERE officer and was instrumental in the training of naval aviators in what to do when shot down and/or captured.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2024 10:47 PM (OwFJu)
When I was a boy, Fort Sam Houston National Cemetery only extended to the stone walls. Now it extends way beyond that, for the WWII generation is marching into the sunset. The San Antonio area had, a few short years ago, a hundred or so people who could claim to be on Oahu on December 7, 1941. It is now down to two, last I checked.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 10:51 PM (8sMut)
6 day old y/t video from”The Fat Electrician” skip to the 2:00 minute mark. Nearsighted Olympic sniper who got his battleship to be just as accurate using radar.
https://tinyurl.com/38jnkwrn
Posted by: Rex B at April 01, 2024 10:51 PM (VDe78)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 01, 2024 10:41 PM (ibTVg)
I got a couple of D2's in my pocket.
Posted by: Reforger at April 01, 2024 10:53 PM (B705c)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2024 10:53 PM (Rewxh)
Posted by: Heirloominati at April 01, 2024 10:54 PM (CtJ/Z)
Trained Washington's gun crews to perfection. It helped that South Dakota offered herself up as pinata that night.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2024 10:54 PM (OwFJu)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 10:54 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2024 10:54 PM (emlEe)
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You one percenters and your cardboard sammiches.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 10:55 PM (sE4sa)
We aren't finished with it yet but there remains a pretty good chance that the pb demand will damn near fund all operating costs, and then some, of a new, first class space for us.
Whoda thunk it?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 10:51 PM (J47y1)
Hmm. Maybe I'll give the game a try.
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:55 PM (eNASR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 10:55 PM (9yWhg)
https://tinyurl.com/yzxfw2ux
Posted by: ole yuno at April 01, 2024 10:55 PM (Wsh/V)
Nearsighted Olympic sniper who got his battleship to be just as accurate using radar.
_________
It was said he knew more about radar than the radar operators.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 10:56 PM (MoZTd)
These are not good people. The Cultural Revolution and the Khymer Rouge were not anomalies. They are always among us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2024 10:46 PM (di6C2)
Ya know it just occurs to me what if this is some sick April Fool's joke?
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 10:56 PM (KaFPt)
Posted by: 496 at April 01, 2024 10:57 PM (fLWIb)
Posted by: ole yuno at April 01, 2024 10:57 PM (Wsh/V)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 10:56 PM (KaFPt)
Well, that would be one way for this to be even worse. Hey, your cancellation was all an April Fool's! *throws confetti on corpse*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2024 10:58 PM (di6C2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58lfaMFUQc0
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2024 10:58 PM (OwFJu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2024 10:58 PM (di6C2)
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He gave his life for comedy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 10:59 PM (sE4sa)
I just learned my shiny new grandson arrived today at 6:25 pm!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 01, 2024 10:59 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Yukon Cornelious, famous Canukistanian at April 01, 2024 10:59 PM (hirWM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2024 10:58 PM (di6C2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhN8SdulOFc
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 10:59 PM (8sMut)
I just learned my shiny new grandson arrived today at 6:25 pm!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 01, 2024 10:59 PM (dg+HA)
Congratulations, Man!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2024 11:00 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 11:00 PM (eNASR)
Posted by: ole yuno at April 01, 2024 10:57 PM (Wsh/V)
Us, too!
Posted by: American Association of Golf Cart battery Charger Installers at April 01, 2024 11:00 PM (tkR6S)
I understand. Sometimes though, I need to step away from the bullshit and just enjoy sounds for what they offer.
If I judged everything in my life based on the assholeness of others, I'd lose my frickin' mind....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2024 11:00 PM (Rewxh)
Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 11:00 PM (RjBju)
The Tea Party. Yeah, they should be from Boston with that name, but they're from The Hat.
https://youtu.be/BLTeP9TIKxA
I Mother Earth. The best Canadian funk-grunge band out there.
https://youtu.be/HQX7qCKgPs8
Posted by: mikeski is using this ONT like the Music Thread at April 01, 2024 11:01 PM (DgGvY)
I just learned my shiny new grandson arrived today at 6:25 pm!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 01, 2024 10:59 PM (dg+HA)
congrats!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 11:01 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2024 11:01 PM (di6C2)
>>>Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:39 PM (eNASR)
And not appreciating the glories of Scotch Whiskey!
Posted by: J. Edgar Phallenburger IV at April 01, 2024 11:01 PM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2024 11:02 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 11:02 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: JTB at April 01, 2024 10:47 PM (zudum)
We need a recovery barge called THE SPICE MUST FLOW.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 11:02 PM (8sMut)
I just learned my shiny new grandson arrived today at 6:25 pm!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 01, 2024 10:59 PM (dg+HA)
Congratulations, Man
Thanks!
How cool is this: he's the youngest son of the youngest son of the youngest son of the youngest son.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 01, 2024 11:02 PM (dg+HA)
I just learned my shiny new grandson arrived today at 6:25 pm!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
__________
All the fun. None of the responsibility.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 01, 2024 11:02 PM (MoZTd)
I just learned my shiny new grandson arrived today at 6:25 pm!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 01, 2024 10:59 PM (dg+HA)
Very cool!
Congrats!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2024 11:02 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 10:31 PM (tkR6S)
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Klaus Meine. FIGHT ME
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 10:34 PM (sE4sa)
Pfft…
David Clayton Thomas
Posted by: browndog is all blood, sweat, and tears at April 01, 2024 11:02 PM (TTAGa)
The Big Chill: April Fools edition
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2024 11:03 PM (OwFJu)
If I judged everything in my life based on the assholeness of others, I'd lose my frickin' mind....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2024 11:00 PM (Rewxh)
You can listen to the real thing, Patsy Cline, instead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 11:03 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2024 11:02 PM (di6C2)
It depends... Are there any younguns peeking over your shoulder right now?
Posted by: tankdemon at April 01, 2024 11:03 PM (E6tGB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2024 11:02 PM (di6C2)
It depends... Are there any younguns peeking over your shoulder right now?
Posted by: tankdemon at April 01, 2024 11:03 PM (E6tGB)
Actually, what am I thinking? He's playing D&D, it's obviously a clove.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 01, 2024 11:05 PM (E6tGB)
>>>Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:39 PM (eNASR)
And not appreciating the glories of Scotch Whiskey!
Posted by: J. Edgar Phallenburger IV at April 01, 2024 11:01 PM (gSZYf)
That too. Perhaps one day I will become sophisticated enough to appreciate "accumulation of partially decayed vegetation" in my whiskey.
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 11:05 PM (eNASR)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
Nice! Congratulations!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 11:06 PM (J47y1)
I just learned my shiny new grandson arrived today at 6:25 pm!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 01, 2024 10:59 PM (dg+HA)
Congratulations, brother!
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 11:06 PM (eNASR)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 01, 2024 11:02 PM (dg+HA)
Just as long as he’s not the seventh son of a seventh son …
Posted by: Maria Ouspenskaya at April 01, 2024 11:06 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: tankdemon at April 01, 2024 11:05 PM (E6tGB)
*snaps fingers*
THAT's what the messenger bag is for!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2024 11:06 PM (di6C2)
I just learned my shiny new grandson arrived today at 6:25 pm!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
Yay! A new Moron!
(Don't let him post here until he's old enough.)
Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2024 11:06 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 11:05 PM (eNASR)
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Oh for peat's sake.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 11:07 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Doof
*snort*
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 11:07 PM (xkbLL)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 01, 2024 11:07 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 01, 2024 11:07 PM (9yWhg)
🤣
Posted by: Montec at April 01, 2024 11:08 PM (hxe/1)
I think my parents stole mine when I did an Army gig 29 years ago.
Need to get a new one sooner or later...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 11:08 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 11:08 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: J. Edgar Phallenburger IV at April 01, 2024 11:01 PM (gSZYf)
That too. Perhaps one day I will become sophisticated enough to appreciate "accumulation of partially decayed vegetation" in my whiskey.
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 11:05 PM (eNASR)
This Phallenburger fellow is a man of great taste and perspicacity is he not.
Posted by: browndog sees a man who knows at April 01, 2024 11:08 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 11:09 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 11:10 PM (tkR6S)
>>>Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:39 PM (eNASR)
And not appreciating the glories of Scotch Whiskey!
Posted by: J. Edgar Phallenburger IV at April 01, 2024 11:01 PM (gSZYf)
That too. Perhaps one day I will become sophisticated enough to appreciate "accumulation of partially decayed vegetation" in my whiskey.
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 11:05 PM (eNASR)
I will repeat what I said after trying Laphroaig for the first time.
The only way I could get more peat was by getting on my knees and blowing a guy named Pete.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 11:10 PM (TQcwK)
Rather than just tossing the excess I am thinking of making hootch.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 11:10 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 01, 2024 11:11 PM (VNX3d)
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The peat is burned to stop the malting process of the barley.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 11:11 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Robert
Look Son, there's no judgement here.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 11:11 PM (J47y1)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2024 11:11 PM (Rewxh)
Rather than just tossing the excess I am thinking of making hootch.
Posted by: Itinerant
dibs for your stuff
Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 11:11 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: JTB at April 01, 2024 10:47 PM (zudum)
----
SpaceX has three operational drone ships: Just Read the Instructions (II) (JRTI) and A Shortfall of Gravitas (ASOG), operating in the Atlantic for launches from Kennedy Space Center and Cape Canaveral Space Force Station, and Of Course I Still Love You (OCISLY), operating in the Pacific for supporting missions from Vandenberg Space Force Base.
I think they would have gone with Read The Flipping Manual if it hadn't been so close to the MIT server RTFM.
Posted by: Ciampino - Is RTFM still up and running? at April 01, 2024 11:12 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: R
that was funny
Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 11:12 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2024 11:12 PM (RIvkX)
The Pittsburgh Pirates are undefeated. I will enjoy it while it lasts. They're still going to lose 80 games, more or less.
Didn't really look at AoS today. A quick glance and the world is still burning.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 01, 2024 11:13 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Robert
What you and Pete Davidson do is between you and all the venereal diseases.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2024 11:13 PM (di6C2)
https://twitter.com/80s_channel/status
/1774673257133650330
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2024 11:14 PM (emlEe)
https://twitter.com/80s_channel/status
/1774673257133650330
Posted by: R
bout the same as his 23rd birthday
Posted by: N at April 01, 2024 11:14 PM (RjBju)
Posted by: Ciampino
Aren't they named for sci-fi ships?
* DDGs *
They're from Iain M. Banks' novels "The Player of Games" and "Look To Windward."
Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2024 11:16 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Ciampino - heathens all of you at April 01, 2024 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 01, 2024 11:17 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Will Stevens at April 01, 2024 11:17 PM (1/FyE)
Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2024 11:16 PM (DgGvY)
Ark "B" would be another good name.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 11:18 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 11:10 PM (TQcwK)
Ready, wiling and available, sailor.
Posted by: Pete Buttplug at April 01, 2024 11:18 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: R
I'm not far behind him and have lived a profligate life but holy sheet - I sure as hell don't look that bad!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 11:19 PM (J47y1)
The only way I could get more peat was by getting on my knees and blowing a guy named Pete.
Posted by: Robert at April 01, 2024 11:10 PM (TQcwK)
Go on...
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at April 01, 2024 11:19 PM (CFtGR)
Posted by: You can Get More Pete If You Wait Till October at April 01, 2024 11:20 PM (uCoSl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 11:21 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 01, 2024 11:17 PM (sAmhv)
He retired from the public eye at 71.
Not only is he a great musician, he is also well known for preserving the history of the Alamo.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 11:22 PM (8sMut)
(bunch of Sassenachs ....)
Posted by: Ciampino - heathens all of you at April 01, 2024 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
Scotch drinkers share similarities with Jeep owners, vegans, and fans of Dave Matthews Band. If you're not one of them, you're an unsophisticated degenerate.
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 11:22 PM (eNASR)
Smash the matriarchy!
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 01, 2024 11:23 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: GySgt Hartman at April 01, 2024 11:23 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2024 11:24 PM (di6C2)
If I may be allowed to elaborate, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Horde, I give you the Bielefeld Conspiracy.
Haven't heard of Bielefeld? It's a city of 341,755 inhabitants in the German Land (we'd call it a state) of North Rhine-Westphalia. Located on the fringe of the beautiful Teutoburg Forest, it's home to its own university and a thriving industrial center.
But here's the thing - it doesn't exist. 1/2
Posted by: John Drake at April 01, 2024 11:25 PM (ruzO0)
Posted by: Doof
Whoa whoa WHOA!
I really like Dave Matthews. Knock it off, Doof. You're treading on thin ice, buster.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 11:26 PM (wOqQq)
Idiots Out Walking Around
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 11:26 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Augustus at April 01, 2024 11:27 PM (bo7UB)
I really like Dave Matthews. Knock it off, Doof. You're treading on thin ice, buster.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 11:26 PM (wOqQq)
He sucketh.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 11:27 PM (8sMut)
(bunch of Sassenachs ....)
Posted by: Ciampino - heathens all of you at April 01, 2024 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
Scotch drinkers share similarities with Jeep owners, vegans, and fans of Dave Matthews Band. If you're not one of them, you're an unsophisticated degenerate.
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 11:22 PM (eNASR)
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Yes
Posted by: Ciampino - heathens all of you sassenachs at April 01, 2024 11:27 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: BillyD at April 01, 2024 11:27 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: BillyD at April 01, 2024 11:27 PM (F6Xpw)
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We need the dues.
Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at April 01, 2024 11:28 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: 18-1
Actually had a set of D3s.
They were D6s with 1-3 pips (x2) on a side not unlike most D20s were marked with 0-9 (x2).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 11:28 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Augustus at April 01, 2024 11:27 PM (bo7UB)
Nice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2024 11:29 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 11:26 PM (wOqQq)
You'll need to get in line today. I'm taking shit in many directions
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 11:30 PM (eNASR)
The deep staters must have a stake in CVS.
( I say that but Valerie Jarett is on the Walgreens board)
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 11:30 PM (AIm4E)
Posted by: Doof
Whoa whoa WHOA!
I really like Dave Matthews. Knock it off, Doof. You're treading on thin ice, buster.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 11:26 PM (wOqQq)
I'd heard of Dave Mathews for years, but had never actually heard Dave Mathews, until one of their songs came on the car radio the other day. Meh. Made me think of a lesser Grateful Dead.
Posted by: BillyD at April 01, 2024 11:31 PM (F6Xpw)
https://twitter.com/80s_channel/status
/1774673257133650330
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2024 11:14 PM (emlEe)
You kiddin'? He looks like he's hewn of Presidential timber, to me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2024 11:31 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 11:27 PM (8sMut)
The worst thing about the Dave Matthews Band? Eminently forgettable. Which is also the best thing...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 11:31 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 01, 2024 11:17 PM (sAmhv)
He retired from the public eye at 71.
Not only is he a great musician, he is also well known for preserving the history of the Alamo.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 01, 2024 11:22 PM (8sMut)
His ex wife took him to the cleaners.
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 11:32 PM (AIm4E)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 01, 2024 11:32 PM (Rewxh)
Anyone who is still alive at 73 looks MAHVELOUS!
I recently read Rodney Dangerfield's autobio "It's Not Easy Bein' Me." He sure beat the odds by making it to 82. He did every damn thing the doctors told him not to do-- for 60 years.
Posted by: mnw at April 01, 2024 11:33 PM (NLIak)
What aims, sinister or otherwise, could such a conspiracy serve? Is this an experiment in mass indoctrination? Is it the attempt to create a geographic version of a tulpa? 2/2 (With an explanation to follow, so 2/3 might be more proper.)
Posted by: John Drake at April 01, 2024 11:33 PM (ruzO0)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2024 11:31 PM (0FoWg)]/i]
The 'presidential timber' theory has a lot of rot now.
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2024 11:34 PM (emlEe)
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 11:34 PM (AIm4E)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 11:36 PM (tkR6S)
I'll call it a "W"
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened
During my work career, Mondays sucked so badly that Sunday evenings also were a downer. Ah, sweet retirement!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 10:07 PM (J47y1)
My working Mondays never really sucked, but they were busy. It took me about six months of retirement to get out of the habit of starting to mentally prepare for Monday morning on Sunday night.
Posted by: BillyD at April 01, 2024 11:37 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Arminius at April 01, 2024 11:37 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at April 01, 2024 10:29 PM (ET1Q
Made me wonder how the IDF knew where to aim.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2024 11:38 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: polynikes
Can't they claim writeoffs for all the shoplifting? Or having to close stores because of the shoplifting?
With that, the IRS probably owes them a couple billion.
Posted by: mikeski at April 01, 2024 11:38 PM (DgGvY)
How cool is this: he's the youngest son of the youngest son of the youngest son of the youngest son.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
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Until he gets a brother.
Congrats.
Posted by: From about that Time at April 01, 2024 11:38 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2024 11:38 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 11:22 PM (eNASR)
Son …
I step away for a moment, and you go rogue 😳
Posted by: browndog sees a man who knows at April 01, 2024 11:38 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 01, 2024 11:39 PM (VxbvY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2024 11:38 PM (0FoWg)
Heh! Great imagery, there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 11:40 PM (tkR6S)
Anyone who is still alive at 73 looks MAHVELOUS!
I recently read Rodney Dangerfield's autobio "It's Not Easy Bein' Me." He sure beat the odds by making it to 82. He did every damn thing the doctors told him not to do-- for 60 years.
Posted by: mnw
My Dad's parents lived to be 88 and 94. They were both chain smoking, alcoholics.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 01, 2024 11:41 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 01, 2024 11:41 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2024 11:41 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: BillyD at April 01, 2024 11:31 PM (F6Xpw)
DMB is kinda cut from a similar jam-band cloth. They have more radio-friendly hits than the Dead, but their live stuff resembles the Dead with extended versions of songs featuring long instrumental sections. The DMB fan base calls themselves Dave-heads. So even more crossover with the Dead. Both have large loyal followings.
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 11:42 PM (eNASR)
I step away for a moment, and you go rogue 😳
Posted by: browndog sees a man who knows at April 01, 2024 11:38 PM (TTAGa)
Tell me where I said something inaccurate
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 11:43 PM (eNASR)
At the risk of being presumptuous, consider watering your flowers and cutting your weeds.
Imo, anything that's down in THIS bull market is a candidate for a shot of Roundup.
They don't ring a bell when the market makes a top, either, so... a money market fund might facilitate peaceful slumber right now. Again, I don't mean to kibbutz.
Posted by: mnw at April 01, 2024 11:43 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:17 PM (eNASR)
Best male voice in rock music? Burton Cummings is a serious contender.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 01, 2024 10:31 PM (tkR6S)
I'll second that, he was always one of my favorites.
Posted by: BillyD at April 01, 2024 11:43 PM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2024 11:44 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2024 11:46 PM (W/lyH)
It morphed into an internet meme within Germany, and, as is typical with such things, more and more elements were added, including the idea of the Conspiracy itself. Towards the end of her career as Chancellor, Angela Merkel made a deadpan reference to having held a meeting there, adding "if it exists at all," and "I had the impression I was there."
Bielefeld itself has embraced the meme, and even offered a one million Euro prize to anyone who could prove its non-existence. The gag even inspired a mock documentary.
Imagine if something similar was deployed regarding the existence of Canada.
Posted by: John Drake at April 01, 2024 11:47 PM (ruzO0)
"big drug user too"
My comment was meant to include that, altho I would quibble with "big." We're talking heavy MJ use for decades, mostly. No needle drugs.
Posted by: mnw at April 01, 2024 11:47 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2024 11:41 PM (0FoWg)
Perhaps...but after a couple beers, it all starts to sound good.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2024 11:49 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2024 11:51 PM (0FoWg)
My comment was meant to include that, altho I would quibble with "big." We're talking heavy MJ use for decades, mostly. No needle drugs.
Posted by: mnw at April 01, 2024 11:47 PM (NLIak)
If I remember his Stern interviews correctly I think he used coke for a period of time.
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 11:52 PM (AIm4E)
Posted by: Ricky at April 01, 2024 10:04 PM (0FoWg)
Damn straight. None of that stuff about talking trees, how the different parts of your brain work, or outer space bs.
R-O-C-K!
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at April 01, 2024 11:52 PM (lg881)
"big drug user too"
My comment was meant to include that, altho I would quibble with "big." We're talking heavy MJ use for decades, mostly. No needle drugs.
Posted by: mnw at April 01, 2024 11:47 PM (NLIak)
Like a lot of celebrities, Dangerfield was heavy into cocaine for a period of time. Not saying he mainlined cocaine, but cocaine is a heavy drug, extremely addictive and takes a toll on the body.
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2024 11:53 PM (emlEe)
Musk apparently liked Iain Banks' culture novels
Posted by: Kindltot at April 01, 2024 11:54 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 11:55 PM (AIm4E)
Seems very concerned about some kind of supernatural bad stuff. It's weird, but I can't discount that maybe it's something.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 01, 2024 11:56 PM (DpEcY)
Dang!
I play golf with 80 year olds who look far better than that.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2024 11:56 PM (W/lyH)
He used coke occasionally. Again, no needles.
He grappled with clinical depression most of his life. CONSTANT psychiatric treatment. Again, amazing he made it to 82, & worked right up until he died, too. He finished his autibio just a few months before he died.
Posted by: mnw at April 01, 2024 11:56 PM (NLIak)
He was a good guy to up and coming comedians from what I remember. The confrontation between him and Jackie the Jokeman about money Rodney lent him was classic and was when the Stern show was must listen radio.
Posted by: polynikes at April 02, 2024 12:00 AM (AIm4E)
Rather than just tossing the excess I am thinking of making hootch.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 01, 2024 11:10 PM (cOq4q)
You could make chutney instead. gobs and gobs of chutney
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2024 12:00 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: polynikes at April 01, 2024 10:29 PM (AIm4E)
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That reminded me of Englishwomen "Just lie back and think of England."
Posted by: Ciampino - Barbarians to the North & West at April 02, 2024 12:00 AM (qfLjt)
Yes, he was a lot older than his contemporaries, & he mentored them & tried to help their careers-- esp. Jim Carrey & Sam Kinison.
He had an HBO comedy hour show where he got to pick the young comedians who appeared on his show.
As a child performer, he was on stage with Al Jolson. That's a helluva a career.
Posted by: mnw at April 02, 2024 12:05 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 02, 2024 12:05 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 11:22 PM (eNASR)
Dude, I drink straight Pisco and shots of Monarch Rum. I may be unsophisticated, but I am NOT degenerate like those gin drinkers.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2024 12:05 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: mnw
That goes without saying.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2024 12:06 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: RickZ at April 02, 2024 12:06 AM (emlEe)
But he sure did have a good looking daughter.
Posted by: coyne at April 02, 2024 12:07 AM (1MVbl)
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 11:43 PM (eNASR)
I never said said or implied that you’re an unsophisticated degenerate because you don’t like Scotch .., or your predilection for Bourbon.
You’re an unsophisticated degenerate for being a Capitals fan … nyah
😉
Posted by: browndog sees a man who knows at April 02, 2024 12:07 AM (TTAGa)
He could've written it 10 years earlier, I guess, when he was 72.
Posted by: mnw at April 02, 2024 12:08 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at April 01, 2024 10:29 PM (ET1Q
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Keep posting uplifting stuff like that, we like it.
Posted by: Ciampino - Barbarians to the North & West of Angleterre at April 02, 2024 12:08 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 02, 2024 12:08 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Kindltot
Never tried chutney. Sounds... too complex for my tastes.
I'll stick with the hootch. At worst it'll make Boone's Farm seem good.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2024 12:09 AM (cOq4q)
Like, say, Ottawa. I'm sure there are plenty of Canadians who would find the non-existence of Ottawa a humorous and satisfying notion. The potential is there - something along the lines of "C'mon, Ottawa became the capital because Queen Victoria closed her eyes and pointed at a random spot on the map of Canada?!?" You'd have to couple that with the "real" capital of Canada - maybe a small suburb outside Thunder Bay?
Posted by: John Drake at April 02, 2024 12:09 AM (ruzO0)
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 11:22 PM (eNASR)
Dude, I drink straight Pisco and shots of Monarch Rum. I may be unsophisticated, but I am NOT degenerate like those gin drinkers.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2024 12:05 AM (D7oie)
I resemble that remark! I'll have you know that I buy my gin in the big plastic bottles, from the shelf under the ValuRite shelf. It's genuine Iowa corn ethanol, aged in pine cones.
Posted by: BillyD at April 02, 2024 12:10 AM (F6Xpw)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 02, 2024 12:11 AM (VNX3d)
(Just saying. Would never vote for him.)
Posted by: mnw at April 02, 2024 12:12 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: polynikes at April 02, 2024 12:12 AM (AIm4E)
Hold on there son...I like my scotch neat...I once owned a 1942 Willys Jeep from WWII (my 1st daily ride) and I'm a MEAT EATER and BBQOLOIGIST of near MASTER status so your statistics are faulted to say the least.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 02, 2024 12:12 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: John Drake at April 02, 2024 12:09 AM (ruzO0)
No, the Canadians moved the capitol to Acapulco, to get away from the cold winters. The occasional shootouts with cartels keep their security force in practice.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at April 02, 2024 12:14 AM (VNX3d)
Well, 3 out of four, anyway...
Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at April 02, 2024 12:15 AM (kc0fx)
Posted by: coyne at April 02, 2024 12:15 AM (1MVbl)
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 02, 2024 12:16 AM (fcDpY)
Ends up in the grain before it's poured into the mash. Peat fire, heat up the grain, stop the malting.
And then, into the mash, it goes.
If your Master Distiller is named Pete, you're Dublin fooked.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 02, 2024 12:17 AM (e6UQI)
That's awful
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 02, 2024 12:17 AM (DpEcY)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 02, 2024 12:18 AM (V8he0)
Posted by: Kratwurst at April 02, 2024 12:16 AM (fcDpY)
Which is why we have a fifth amendment.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 02, 2024 12:19 AM (JX8Ww)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 02, 2024 12:19 AM (DpEcY)
I'm waiting for my Ammo loading system to arrive.
Done with the pretending.
Posted by: Nightwatch
Just ordered 500 9mm 115gr HP... and just got the e-mail that it is en route.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2024 12:19 AM (cOq4q)
You’re an unsophisticated degenerate for being a Capitals fan … nyah
😉
Posted by: browndog sees a man who knows at April 02, 2024 12:07 AM (TTAGa)
I stand corrected!
Posted by: Doof at April 02, 2024 12:20 AM (eNASR)
Posted by: mnw at April 02, 2024 12:20 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Superb! Tie it in to Sicario - all this time it was really a fictionalized depiction of a joint US/Canadian anti-cartel operation whose actual aim was to find and punish whoever unleashed Justin Trudeau.
Posted by: John Drake at April 02, 2024 12:21 AM (ruzO0)
He could've written it 10 years earlier, I guess, when he was 72.
Posted by: mnw
Could have finished it a week ago too.
However rough or polished, one's autobiography is always done before one is... done.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2024 12:22 AM (cOq4q)
I hope it is lit AF.
Live on Valliant Renegade's channel at 13:30p Eastern.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 02, 2024 12:22 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 02, 2024 12:08 AM (MeG8a)
Much truth to that. There are woman at 50 who look amazing. They usually all have great personalities, and their inner beauty just radiates out. Then....you got the ones who were pinch face scolds their whole life, and at 50 they could scare away a Klingon death squad.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2024 12:22 AM (VwHCD)
Instead he didn't even get a tip.
Poor dog seriously
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 02, 2024 12:23 AM (DpEcY)
Kinky
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 02, 2024 12:23 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
That post should come with pics of Victoria Nuland, before and after.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2024 12:24 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Doof at April 02, 2024 12:20 AM (eNASR)
***pats chair***
Come, sit by me. Center ice, section 102, seats 3 and 4 …
Posted by: browndog sees a man who knows at April 02, 2024 12:24 AM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 02, 2024 12:24 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: gourmand du jour
That post should come with pics of Victoria Nuland, before and after.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 02, 2024 12:24 AM (cOq4q)
I was thinking Madonna.
Posted by: tankdemon at April 02, 2024 12:26 AM (JX8Ww)
I on the other hand have a few scars, bags and such. But a full head of hair, (the envy of my bald friends) full beard, and a nice smile.
And a slim build.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 02, 2024 12:28 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2024 12:29 AM (VwHCD)
Her family had the dog since he was a puppy. No signs that the dog made any type of attack.
And the guy was dismissive to the family (according to Harmon) .
Posted by: polynikes at April 02, 2024 12:30 AM (AIm4E)
They were in parochial school and I made their lunches every day. I made their usual sammiches, only I cut out little cardboard triangles to use instead of meat.
Apparently I achieved master pranker status that day.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 01, 2024 10:50 PM (5G0pQ)
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During HS we came up with sandwich categories. What you made is a bread sandwich, one step up from an empty sandwich.
Posted by: Ciampino - double bread sandwich at April 02, 2024 12:31 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 12:33 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
A phrase that is almost never true. Unless it's something like:
* mikeski tells a total dad joke *
* stunned silence *
"Well that goes without saying."
Similar to this one:
"Our next comment is from a Moron who needs no introduction."
Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2024 12:34 AM (DgGvY)
UHG...sure as the saints ya heathen...
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 02, 2024 12:36 AM (TDvv2)
There are no cacti tall enough to "bend" there.
Edit suggestion : Tuscon. Not only does it make more botanical sense, the two syllables (vs 3 in Se-don-a) are more poetical.
Posted by: buddhaha at April 02, 2024 12:37 AM (vt7A9)
Posted by: RickZ at April 01, 2024 10:54 PM (emlEe)
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Also the comedy pair Wayne & Shuster. "Cesar's Assassination" is probably the best. (Tear gas = an onion on a spear)
Posted by: Ciampino - Bartender, give me a martinus at April 02, 2024 12:37 AM (qfLjt)
I still looked pretty good at 50, or at least I was told. After 60? Not so much. Sigh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 02, 2024 12:38 AM (V8he0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 02, 2024 12:29 AM (VwHCD)
She suffers from Exactlies Disease. Her face looks Exactly like her Ass.
As it is, NOW. And not circa JFK Slattern days.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 02, 2024 12:38 AM (e6UQI)
And the guy was dismissive to the family (according to Harmon) .
Posted by: polynikes at April 02, 2024 12:30 AM (AIm4E)
Observant muslims are known to hate and fear dogs...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 12:39 AM (tkR6S)
How is my Horde tonight???
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2024 12:40 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Ciampino - Bartender, give me a martinus at April 02, 2024 12:37 AM (qfLjt)
Wayne and Shuster honed their craft entertaining troops during WWII.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 12:43 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 01, 2024 10:59 PM (dg+HA)
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Congratulations, he was just in time for the Cafe.
Posted by: Ciampino - That was obviously planned at April 02, 2024 12:45 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: buddhaha
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I think that there was a song about it, 'My Sedona'.
Posted by: Misheard Lyrics at April 02, 2024 12:45 AM (XeU6L)
Scarred it is, NAVY, EMS, ER as a nurse, the ocean fishing, years of being outdoors hiking, mountain biking, , pock marked from a lifetime of living and raising babies into GOOD human beings, drinking, BBQing, building tree forts and massive swings for my kids to play on...welcoming my grandchildren and holding them on my knee
My face mirrors all of that.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 02, 2024 12:49 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 12:51 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 02, 2024 12:54 AM (V/dD/)
Posted by: Berserker
Major type-delete action on that one...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 02, 2024 12:56 AM (V/dD/)
I am sorry for you Jim...I put my parents through the same shit when I was 14...regretted it for the next 2 years.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 02, 2024 12:56 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2024 12:56 AM (Sgq8y)
Dude, I drink straight Pisco and shots of Monarch Rum. I may be unsophisticated, but I am NOT degenerate like those gin drinkers.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 02, 2024 12:05 AM (D7oie)
I resemble that remark! I'll have you know that I buy my gin in the big plastic bottles, from the shelf under the ValuRite shelf. It's genuine Iowa corn ethanol, aged in pine cones.
Posted by: BillyD at April 02, 2024 12:10 AM
I used to drive by the "Monarch" facility in Hood River. There was always a big tank car or two on their siding. I wonder which booze was in it. Most "Monarch" brand booze is only bottled, not distilled, there. This has to do with tax breaks in Oregon, which is why almost all well booze there is Monarch brands.
And gin flavor is from juniper berries, not pine cones. Well, they both have needles instead of leaves, so...
Posted by: buddhaha at April 02, 2024 12:57 AM (vt7A9)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at April 02, 2024 12:58 AM (lK4US)
I am sorry for you Jim...I put my parents through the same shit when I was 14...regretted it for the next 2 years.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 02, 2024 12:56 AM (TDvv2)
I'm still dealing with the fallout from losing my wife and FIL and to have him act like this...old son is worried I'll keel over from the raised blood pressure. Maybe I might. Who knows.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 12:58 AM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/13261889
Posted by: Ciampino - The Black Racyss lost!! Karma. at April 02, 2024 01:00 AM (qfLjt)
Most Democrat voters are uncommitted since they closed all the asylums.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 01:01 AM (tkR6S)
Nightwatch ...out.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 02, 2024 01:02 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 01:04 AM (tkR6S)
Do what you gotta do to land on him and corral him HARD.
Cause mine has spent more of his 68 yrs IN prison, than free.
I ain't seen him since 1986, and if he were to show up here unannounced, it'd likely be a newspaper event.
Back in the '90s, I got one such man induced to join the U.S. Navy. VERY good looking H.S. teen, all the girls swooned. I got the VERY HOTTEST female USN recruiter to go see him, "by referral".
Next thing yuo know, Robert is your Father's Brother, and he's enlisted!
Sadly though, punted out after tech school. You could put the asshole into the Navy, but the Navy couldn't flush the asshole separate from the Turd.
Won't tell you of his sad demise, two years later. Don't want to discourage you.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 02, 2024 01:05 AM (e6UQI)
Jim, If you are a man of faith, please let this sustain you during this time of tribulations.
Your son is dealing with his own trials and we pray he will reach out to you when the time comes.
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 02, 2024 01:07 AM (TDvv2)
https://mol.im/a/13261889
Posted by: Ciampino - The Black Racyss lost!! Karma. at April 02, 2024 01:00 AM (qfLjt)
Are all the LSU players genuine biological females?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 01:08 AM (tkR6S)
Not up to your usual troll standards. Say something more idiotic, with lots of grammatical errors & misspellings... so we'll know it's really YOU.
Posted by: mnw at April 02, 2024 01:09 AM (NLIak)
https://mol.im/a/13261889
Posted by: Ciampino
Then they lost. They spent the post-game press conference whining how everyone is mean to their star, Angel Reece, who goes out of her way to be unlikable.
(shrugs) Them's the breaks, ya daffy broads.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 02, 2024 01:11 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: mnw at April 02, 2024 01:17 AM (NLIak)
(shrugs) Them's the breaks, ya daffy broads.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 02, 2024 01:11 AM (sAmhv)
And the LSU coach, who is a bad liar, says "we didn't know they were going to play the anthem." Yeah, like they never before in the history of sportsball played the National Anthem before a game. Riiight!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 01:19 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: mnw at April 02, 2024 01:17 AM (NLIak)
You want 'em to reproduce? LOL
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 01:22 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2024 01:23 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 01, 2024 10:07 PM (J47y1)
I'd forgotten about the feeling of doom on Sunday evening.
Prayers up for you poor bastards what suffer it now.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 02, 2024 01:24 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 02, 2024 01:24 AM (w6EFb)
How is Publius' Mama doing?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 01:26 AM (tkR6S)
Obviously schooled in the Colin (Benched for low performance Tantrum) Kaepernick of BLM disinformation disrespect for a nation that GAVE YOU EVERYTHING you low life HOOD RATS!!!
Spend the off season now that YOU LOST thinking about that LSU...and UNFUCK YOURSELVES!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 02, 2024 01:28 AM (TDvv2)
Committed voters are either in prison or mental hospitals. Of course they vote Democrat!
Posted by: RickZ at April 02, 2024 01:28 AM (emlEe)
Who writes this stuff?
Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2024 10:14 PM (4I/2K)
How else am I supposed to write my name in the snow?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 02, 2024 01:29 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 01:08 AM (tkR6S)
Certain players in the college women's game are better and to notice it is problematic in the current environment. The college Women's game rewards excellence in basketball more than athleticism.
Posted by: coyne at April 02, 2024 01:29 AM (1MVbl)
Not up to your usual troll standards. Say something more idiotic, with lots of grammatical errors & misspellings... so we'll know it's really YOU.
Posted by: mnw at April 02, 2024 01:09 AM (NLIak)
Dude seems drunk already.
I'd say he's doing the Toxic Waltz but I don't want to besmirch the great band Exodus's name any further.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 02, 2024 01:30 AM (8sMut)
Who writes this stuff?
Posted by: Count de Monet
How else am I supposed to write my name in the snow?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
There's a "John Hancock" joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2024 01:30 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 01:26 AM (tkR6S)
She's back, with bells on!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 02, 2024 01:32 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: coyne at April 02, 2024 01:29 AM (1MVbl)
Well, it certainly seems that excellence in chestical development is not rewarded.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 01:34 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 02, 2024 01:29 AM (w6EFb)
Heard that joke about Kissinger peeing on a snowy White House lawn but it was in Pat's handwriting back in high school.
Now, Mooch can piss her own name in the snow.
Posted by: RickZ at April 02, 2024 01:34 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 02, 2024 01:32 AM (w6EFb)
Great news!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 01:34 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: mikeski at April 02, 2024 01:30 AM (DgGvY)
My first husband let me do that. It was illegible.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 02, 2024 01:34 AM (w6EFb)
Just saw that somebody added up all the LGBTQXY days, weeks, and months. Turns out more than half of the days of the year are some sort of Pervert Day. So, quite visible, I would say.
And to the end Karie Jean-Pierre, WH spokesidiot extraordinaire lectured us on the calendar. She said something like, "Those of us who know how the calendar works know that Easter falls on different Sundays..." and thus this was all a big coincidence.
I'd love to see KJP explain the Gregorian calendar and the Computus of Easter.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 02, 2024 01:35 AM (w6EFb)
https://mol.im/a/13259635
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #191 at April 02, 2024 01:35 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13260649
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #190 at April 02, 2024 01:36 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 02, 2024 01:36 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Pussy Galore at April 02, 2024 01:37 AM (MB784)
Migrants charged with storming border in El Paso are RELEASED after local DA failed to file paperwork to keep them behind bars
https://mol.im/a/13259837
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #192 at April 02, 2024 01:37 AM (qfLjt)
-just the punchline
----
eeew! Better wipe it off when you get it back... ;-)
Posted by: As not seen on TV at April 02, 2024 01:38 AM (+0LmD)
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #193 at April 02, 2024 01:39 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JT at April 02, 2024 01:40 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at April 02, 2024 01:40 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 02, 2024 01:41 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 02, 2024 01:41 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Nightwatch at April 02, 2024 01:44 AM (TDvv2)
Century-old houses make weird settling noises. Either that or I've got very unsure ghosts.
Posted by: pookysgirl, guarded by cats at April 02, 2024 01:46 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2024 01:48 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 02, 2024 01:50 AM (Sgq8y)
Migrants charged with storming border in El Paso are RELEASED after local DA failed to file paperwork to keep them behind bars
https://mol.im/a/13259837
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #192 at April 02, 2024 01:37 AM (qfLjt)
(WHINE)
Why can't the border here be just like a state border? (sobbing)
Posted by: El Paso County DA at April 02, 2024 01:58 AM (8sMut)
Pooky was so happy to tell me that last week, Lil Pooky was the size of a hamster.
Posted by: pookysgirl, guarded by cats at April 02, 2024 01:59 AM (dtlDP)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 12:51
Sorry to hear jim. Prayers up from here for you and him. May the idiot asshole grow up sooner than later.
Posted by: Farmer at April 02, 2024 02:03 AM (55Qr6)
Police came by and took a report. Just as they were about to leave, lo and behold the boy shows up. As the police were about to leave, one of the office personel at the middle school both kids went to happened to be walking by and talked to the boy. Thank you guys for your prayers; tonight went better than I expected.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 02:15 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 02:16 AM (ynpvh)
https://t.co/hbqUA0dJPX
Turkey is set to become the United States’ largest supplier of artillery shells as NATO allies have exhausted their stocks and now struggle to ship ammunition to Ukraine. Turkey’s indirect support for Ukraine is also supplemented by direct support, such as producing drones and warships, yet Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan offers himself as a viable partner in searching for peace between Ukraine and Russia.
Turkish defence company Repkon’s production lines are expected to produce about 30% of all US-made 155mm artillery shells by 2025.
The Pentagon said in a statement about investment in Texas’ defence industry with Turkish counterparts that working with allies “is key to building a global defence industrial base.”
...This is despite the fact that the issue of the acquisition of the Russian-made S-400 is not resolved, which is the reason Turkey was booted from the F-35 fifth-generation fighter jet program...
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at April 02, 2024 02:16 AM (9aVck)
It was great. I couldn't have asked for more.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 02:17 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 02:25 AM (ynpvh)
Hola!
Posted by: Queen Letizia at April 02, 2024 03:10 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 02, 2024 03:13 AM (ynpvh)
Just saw that somebody added up all the LGBTQXY days, weeks, and months. Turns out more than half of the days of the year are some sort of Pervert Day. So, quite visible, I would say.
And to the end Karie Jean-Pierre, WH spokesidiot extraordinaire lectured us on the calendar. She said something like, "Those of us who know how the calendar works know that Easter falls on different Sundays..." and thus this was all a big coincidence.
I'd love to see KJP explain the Gregorian calendar and the Computus of Easter.
Posted by: publius,
Well, she's not wrong. Easter does float around between March and April. Usually, Easter and the final round of The Masters are the same day. Passover and Easter politely bump into each other frequently. So, sure, coincidence. Except, these depraved wretches ruling the country have not been shy about how much they hate Christianity. They couldn't wait to do this to stick it in the face of those 'Christian Nationalists'.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 02, 2024 03:46 AM (sAmhv)
Our guest blogger has a . . . vivid . . . way of writing, doesn't he?
Well. It's Tuesday now. How are things for you this am?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 03:47 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2024 03:48 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2024
***
Skip, I got about six hours last night; second night in a row. The combo of melatonin, magnesium, and valerian root may be working.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 02, 2024 03:57 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2024 04:04 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Skip at April 02, 2024 04:04 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: ick at April 02, 2024 04:52 AM (RCAte)
Posted by: pawn at April 02, 2024 07:23 AM (QB+5g)
Posted by: m at April 02, 2024 09:12 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 01, 2024 10:36 PM (QXQ4l)
I take enough shit for it during daytime threads. Note that it wasn't me who brought it up here.
This is where I take shit for being a Rush fan.
Posted by: Doof at April 01, 2024 10:39 PM (eNASR)
LOL!
Posted by: m at April 02, 2024 09:13 AM (o3SCB)
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