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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (3/24/24) Not Feeling Kinder & Gentler Edition
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Quote I 'I think an expression that we all know—don’t pee in your Cheerios—well, (the mayor) kind of peed in his Cheerios right there, and definitely I’m not going to do anything to benefit that community,' Kathy Cargill, the wife of James R. Cargill II, the patriarch of the fourth-richest family in the US
Quote II “We want to thank all of the fans for their friendship and love for the statue,” Nippon Professional Baseball's Hanshin Tigers tean statement
Quote III Everything eventually ends, but not all things must end in failure. In the West we have a choice to uphold our moral vantage point, or let it crumble away. But in doing so we should recognise that every lowering of standards to appease extremist Arabs and Muslims is racism dressed up as compassion and disdain masquerading as kindness. It is moral confusion and it is dangerous — suicidally so.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali
What drew me to be a Cob. Here are just a few of the reasons: Funny, witty, insightful and honest comments. And it is time for:
Didn't care for tonight's opening photo and mystery click. Well try this one...........
If I had know about this story earlier, I would have said, "Don't do it!" Now I have to say, "I told you so. I told you it wouldn't work. But would you listen to me? No. It is difficult to have compassion for this congregation.
California Synagogue Leases Space to Mosque to ‘Ease Tensions,’ But a Lovefest Doesn't Exactly Break Out Hamakom synagogue, a conservative congregation in Los Angeles, has just gotten a bracing introduction to the reality beneath the surface of efforts at “outreach” and “dialogue”: it leased its facility to a local Muslim group, only to have it host a viciously anti-Israel speaker who has refused to condemn Hamas and likened the Jewish state to National Socialist Germany. Yeah, tensions are really eased now.
There are two certain remedies to allergies. 1) Go back home to your natural enviornment; 2) Lead injections. (Possibly NSFW-Language & Blood Pressure Triggers)
Four suspects have been charged in Russian court over a terror attack at a concert hall which killed at least 137 people. Islamic State claimed responsibility for the attack at Crocus City Hall in Moscow on Friday. The four male suspects have been charged with committing an act of terrorism, and were led blindfolded into a courtroom in Russia’s capital. They were named as Dalerdzhon Mirzoyev, Saidakrami Murodali Rachabalizoda, Shamsidin Fariduni and Muhammadsobir Fayzov.>
Don Lemon is a clueless cocksucker. Prove me wrong.
Don Lemon claims he first said ‘no’ to a show on X, but Elon Musk countered with ‘months of enticing’
Don Lemon continues to engage in damage control after his new X show imploded before it got off the launching pad and he now claims that he was initially reluctant to appear on the free speech platform. The former CNN diva who has now been fired from his last two high-profile gigs appeared on left-leaning outlet Mediaite’s new “Press Club” podcast where he told host Aidan McLaughlin that Elon Musk spent months “enticing” him, seeming to suggest that the X owner was practically begging for him to come onboard.
Does the Right have a cancel culture mentality as well as the Left? Mark Dice examines the Candace Owens/Daily Wire split.
I have boots older than this 'Witness'. (Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) questions an expert. Interesting video.)
TOPLINE A Russian cruise missile breached NATO airspace for 39 seconds on Sunday morning after it briefly flew above Poland, the Polish military said in a statement—the second time a Russian missile has entered NATO airspace since the war began in Ukraine in 2022.
Maybe an autonomous vehicle would have saved her life. "Help me! (gurgle) I'm drunk and I can't drive. Why is thing in reverse?"
Mitch McConnell’s Sister-in-Law Was Drunk-Driving during Fatal Car Accident, Toxicology Report Shows Angela Chao, the sister-in-law of Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY), was drunk-driving when she died in a car accident last month, a toxicology report has revealed. In a tragic turn of events, Chao, a distinguished business executive, met an untimely death after a car accident in February on a Texas ranch. The 50-year-old business leader died from drowning after her Tesla X reversed into a pond. A toxicology report has now revealed that Chao had a blood-alcohol level nearly triple the legal limit, People reported.Tasteless reporting? Whatevs.
‘The river is essentially dead’: How enviros’ push to save Salmon ended up killing ‘hundreds of thousands’ of them
A woman is suing the NHS for more than £10million in damages - after claiming paramedics caused more damage after they were called when she broke her neck diving into a pool while drunk at a swingers club. The woman, who suffered a permanent spinal cord injury and spent more than six months in hospital, claims paramedics caused more damage pulling her out — leaving her paralysed. As a result of her injuries, she will not walk again, work, or live independently, documents filed at the High Court revealed.But can she use her mouth? And has her gag reflex changed?
It's a silly story. Perhaps it is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. Or not.
500 miles in a toy car: A Guinness World Record attempt from Jacksonville to Key West for a worthy cause
2 women attempt the longest trip by toy car and their journey doubles as a fundraiser to save animals
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:03 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 24, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 24, 2024 10:04 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2024 10:04 PM (jQQDB)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:03 PM (oCjPU)
In a just universe that would not count as a full credit first!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 24, 2024 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ciampino - awkward to aim? at March 24, 2024 10:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 24, 2024 10:05 PM (y9j7d)
Texmati. But Uncle Ben rocks.
Posted by: Eromero at March 24, 2024 10:05 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2024 10:05 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: TRex at March 24, 2024 10:06 PM (IQ6Gq)
Let us be the judge of what is and isn't interesting.
You're not going to be Ted in Fort Worth Texas are you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 24, 2024 10:07 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)
Texmati. But Uncle Ben rocks.
Posted by: Eromero at March 24, 2024 10:05 PM (NxC5+)
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*ahem*
The evolved person does not mention Uncle You Know Who.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2024 10:07 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:07 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2024 10:05 PM (YAtuc)
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Don't get cocky, kid.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2024 10:08 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:09 PM (oCjPU)
K, bitch. Bye.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
BTW, you are a traitor if you think that Ukraine had something to do with this, just because the terrorists were captured 85 miles away from the Ukrainian border, after driving hundreds of miles from Moscow.
After all, you can just drive across the border into Ukraine without any help from the other side, right?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2024 10:10 PM (YAtuc)
You're not going to be Ted in Fort Worth Texas are you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 24, 2024 10:07 PM (QXQ4l)
Not in a million years....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 24, 2024 10:11 PM (y9j7d)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2024 10:11 PM (jQQDB)
Yeah, you don't mess with the Colonel.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2024 10:12 PM (0eaVi)
I'd like to thank my producer, my agent, my hairstylist, my family, my fellow commenters...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2024 10:12 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 24, 2024 10:12 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2024 10:12 PM (RIvkX)
I suspect while this was the last time she got behind the wheel drunk as a skunk it wasn't the first.
But two sets of rules - one for those that are connected and another for everyone else.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 10:13 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:13 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Teresa
Hope you don't mind some prayers for your team and a quick recovery for your 'not very interesting' event.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2024 10:14 PM (jQQDB)
Her next discovery, the group selfie, was made when her friends in the "drugs," "rock," and "roll" shirts walked in.
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2024 10:14 PM (DgGvY)
When Biden blew up the Russian-German pipeline the Russians let it go.
If the Biden junta hired these guys, or let the Ukes hire them, Vlad can't sit back and ignore it this time.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 10:14 PM (ibTVg)
And...
Longtime Baltimore Orioles owner and lawyer Peter Angelos has died at the age of 94.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 24, 2024 10:14 PM (2yu8s)
Springtime in Colorado
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:09 PM (oCjPU)
Same here in N WI.
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2024 10:15 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 24, 2024 10:07 PM (QXQ4l)
Not in a million years....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
Is that where Ted Knight ended up after leaving his newsreader job in the Tein Cities?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2024 10:16 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Teresa
Tell us a trapeze was involved.
Lie if you have to.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2024 10:17 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2024 10:17 PM (RIvkX)
By the way, I think there are several other derogative names that are gender neutral. Maybe we should pursue?
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 24, 2024 10:18 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Teresa
Tell us a trapeze was involved.
Lie if you have to.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2024 10:17 PM (W/lyH)
Wouldn't that sort of story require pictures?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 24, 2024 10:18 PM (llON8)
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In the finest tradition of the Senate, Mitch McConnell did absolutely nothing when he heard that a family member was trapped underwater in a car.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2024 10:19 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 10:19 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: mikeski
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As long as there's, y'know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock 'n roll.
Posted by: Mick Shrimpton at March 24, 2024 10:19 PM (+Nu5p)
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In the finest tradition of the Senate, Mitch McConnell did absolutely nothing when he heard that a family member was trapped underwater in a car.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2024 10:19 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at March 24, 2024 10:19 PM (llON8)
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do midgets figure into the narrative in any way?
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:20 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 24, 2024 10:20 PM (TSQkU)
of course we lack an effective political party to actually punish the retards.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 10:21 PM (X0I7i)
And...it amazing the journalist is hitting them from the left but he's letting Democrat office holders AND VOTERS take the blame.
For example, in Palo Alto they've had 600K new jobs in the last few years but only built housing for 140K more people.
Now, the NYT basically calls for them to tear down single family homes and replace them with tenements but you know what? If you are in Palo Alto you VOTED for the mass immigration going on right now. You should lose your multi-million dollar house.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 10:21 PM (ibTVg)
Sunday greetings, ONTers.
(Spielchekr offered "otters" for "ONTers." I almost fell for it.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - ready to read at March 24, 2024 10:21 PM (WY1wZ)
One of the curious things about this was the US/Western warning to stay away from crowds (including concerts) in Moscow for 48 hours on March 7th. Even John Kirby made a statement about this.
One of the terrorists attended a concert at Crocus City Hall on March 7th, and was photographed there.
The terrorists attacked a concert by "Picnic", an art-rock band founded in 1978, which seems odd as a target.
OTOH, on March 9th at Crocus City Hall, there was a concert by "Shaman", currently the most popular male singer in Russia, who sings Russian patriotic songs. (His big hit is Ya Russki (I am Russian).) That would have been a much more appropriate target.
One wonders if the March 9th concert was the target, but something happened to delay the attack.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2024 10:21 PM (YAtuc)
Springtime in Colorado
Snow will be a thing of the past in the coming years -- All the leftist rags in the early 00s.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 10:22 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2024 10:23 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 24, 2024 10:24 PM (+Nu5p)
The hilarious thing is like most idiots LeMon is convinced he is a closeted (pun intended) genius.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 10:24 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: GWB at March 24, 2024 10:24 PM (69JzL)
One wonders if the March 9th concert was the target, but something happened to delay the attack.
Well the biggest black pill on this would be the junta has decided the level of fraud they'd need to "win" in 2024 is way too dangerous now so they need a war for the country to rally around so...you have the Ukes acquire some jihadis to do this forcing Vlad to react all while the junta claims in public it is really just jihadis doing their jihadi things and Vlad is the war monger...
I have to hope, we all have to hope, this isn't the case.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 10:25 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 24, 2024 10:07 PM (QXQ4l)
Not in a million years....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 24, 2024 10:11 PM (y9j7d)
Million and one?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2024 10:25 PM (0eaVi)
That video was a kick😂
Sure Mis.Hum...it's still a kinder and gentler Sunday ONT...no matter what you say...
I on the other hand may not be so kind and gentle, so I will now commence to lurk....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2024 10:25 PM (h8/UD)
Alaska Sen. Lisa Murkowski doesn't rule out leaving the Republican Party and insists she won't vote for Donald Trump in 2024
https://mol.im/a/13232983
Posted by: Ciampino - awkward to be in the wrong party at March 24, 2024 10:26 PM (qfLjt)
Love the photo up top. Perfect political statement. Great tune behind it. Had no idea Adam Sandler was so talented.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 24, 2024 10:26 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 10:27 PM (ibTVg)
By the way, I think there are several other derogative names that are gender neutral. Maybe we should pursue?
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 24, 2024 10:18 PM (TSQkU)
Go run with it LRob.......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 24, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Eromero at March 24, 2024 10:27 PM (NxC5+)
I guess she spelled Sex on her Sweater backwards to begin with?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2024 10:27 PM (xaFKb)
And even then when he plays himself in movies they can still be entertaining (Murder Mystery, Happy Gilmore)
But often now he just mails it in (Hubie Halloween)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 10:28 PM (ibTVg)
Thank you so much! Your ONTs add pizzaz to my hum-drum life.
What stunning photos. The top one looks like Arches NP. The bottom one ... uh, can I get that negative back?
And as always the Horde amuses with witty comments. Glad you highlight the best.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2024 10:29 PM (u82oZ)
I guess she spelled Sex on her Sweater backwards to begin with?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2024 10:27 PM (xaFKb)
Maybe it was her weak sister in the mirror.
Posted by: John Rhoades at March 24, 2024 10:29 PM (0eaVi)
I guess she spelled Sex on her Sweater backwards to begin with?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2024 10:27 PM (xaFKb)
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No doubt weeks of painstaking planning were involved.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2024 10:30 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 10:22 PM (ibTVg)
Your children will never see snow in their lifetimes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 24, 2024 10:30 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: 18-1
The idea is older than that.
Marillion recorded "Season's End" in 1989.
Getting close to season's end
I heard somebody say
that it might never snow again
in England.
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2024 10:30 PM (DgGvY)
Springtime in Colorado
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:09 PM (oCjPU)
Which is why I delayed my trip there by a day... driving in from Calif... would have gotten to Denver tomorrow... but delayed it due to weather.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2024 10:30 PM (xaFKb)
Close. Oh so close.
8Respectful tip of the hat*
Nice guys finish second, so you are golden.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2024 10:31 PM (u82oZ)
The cops figured out they were lying when they noticed the swastika was mirror reversed...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 10:31 PM (ibTVg)
I guess she spelled Sex on her Sweater backwards to begin with?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 24, 2024 10:27 PM (xaFKb)
red rum
Posted by: Tony at March 24, 2024 10:31 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 24, 2024 10:33 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: Romeo13
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the section from Glenwood Springs to Denver should be exciting
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:34 PM (oCjPU)
Hope you heal soon. There are easier ways to meet MD tight ends, you know.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2024 10:35 PM (u82oZ)
Given Shaman's popularity and subject manner, you would have had an excellent chance of killing multiple senior Russian officials in the audience.
You're not going to get that shooting up an aged art-rock band.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2024 10:35 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2024 10:31 PM (u82oZ)
True, but I was robbed nonetheless!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 24, 2024 10:35 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 24, 2024 10:36 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2024 10:36 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2024 10:29 PM (u82oZ)
Thank you Salty.
Always happy to see you here on the ONT.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 24, 2024 10:38 PM (QXQ4l)
Lisa Murkowski has always been a POS who makes urethra parasites seem benign by comparison.
I met the Senate Primary winner she stomped on. He is a great person, so much more evolved that Murk.
That person's father and I were friends, before his death this year. He was the most godly man I knew, who walked the walk.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2024 10:38 PM (u82oZ)
what is ISIS beef with Russia, and why now
I know ISIS hates pretty much everything, but Israel would seem to be their #1 enemy, followed, I think, by apostate muslims everywhere
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:39 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2024 10:39 PM (9yWhg)
I would, but my standing amongst my fellow commenters might be tarnished, so I'll pass.
If others wish to contribute, I may affirm their selections!
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 24, 2024 10:40 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 10:40 PM (ibTVg)
Pray for protection, and keep one eye open.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2024 10:41 PM (5MoTz)
ISIS attack is payback for being eradicated in Syria. It makes no sense, but there you go. Israel is too hard of a target these days.
ISIS are cowards that only punch down.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2024 10:41 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 24, 2024 10:42 PM (VNX3d)
what is ISIS beef with Russia, and why now
In Syria the Russians have allied with Assad against our rebels and ISIS's rebels.
Note: The difference between our rebels and ISIS's is somewhat tenuous.
The Russians released part of an interrogation with one of the supposed terrorists who claims he did it for money. As always take anything that comes out of the Vlad's media with as much of a caveat as anything that comes out of the Junta's...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 10:43 PM (ibTVg)
Work those Plan Bs. We may need them. And remember -- OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.
Head on a swivel and have a plan for your cordless hole puncher.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 24, 2024 10:43 PM (u82oZ)
I guess she spelled Sex on her Sweater backwards to begin with?
Posted by: Romeo13
The shirt isn't backwards, but neither is the camera. Left-eyed people had to hold those pocket 110's off to the side like that, rather than right in front of their face, since they were all made for right-handed/right-eyed people.
So some modern fellow flipped the image in his image editor app.
Posted by: Encyclopedia Brown at March 24, 2024 10:43 PM (DgGvY)
there is video out there, I won't link, but Ivan cut one of the guys' ears off and forced him to eat it
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:45 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 24, 2024 10:45 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:39 PM (oCjPU)
ISIS has been anti-Russian forever. They support the "separatists" in Chechnya and always have. I think the Chechens have recently gotten sporty again, given Vlad being mired in Ukraine.
And don't get too bogged down in double-double-false flag stuff. ISIS evidently provided public evidence they committed the act.
Posted by: GWB at March 24, 2024 10:46 PM (69JzL)
As many of ya'll know, I have lost a substantial amount of weight over the last 18 months, and alo g the way received a new diagnosis of Lipedema. Which can only truly be treated with liposuction, followed by surgery to remove excess tissue. So I found an absolutely WONDERFUL board-certified plastic surgeon in California (one of VERY few in the country) who has already done 2 of the 4 necessary surgeries for me.
I just got back from California on Tuesday, and e erythromycin g was going great, but then the incisions under both of my armpits started to open up once I got home (after a week and a half post-surgery still being in California). I called the surgeon on Thursday, along with my Dr here in town - surgeon said it would probably be okay with some extra basic wound care, so I didn't follow up with my in-town Dr.
Well, fast forward to late last night/this morning - wound continued to open up, and now the skin on the rest of the incision sites (which are fine otherwise) are getting slightly swollen and starting to turn reddish and getting warming. So I told Mr. TiFW that I needed to go to the ER, just to be sure (cont)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 24, 2024 10:46 PM (y9j7d)
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Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2024 10:47 PM (S6gqv)
So some modern fellow flipped the image in his image editor app.
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PRO TIP : You can avoid a lot of complexity simply by sticking to shirts with palindromes on them.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2024 10:47 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:45 PM (oCjPU)
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It won't be shoot, shovel, shut up.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2024 10:48 PM (RIvkX)
their best outcome would be sentence of death
their worst would be life in Russian prison, where they will wish they were dead every day
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:48 PM (oCjPU)
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Yikes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2024 10:48 PM (sE4sa)
there is video out there, I won't link, but Ivan cut one of the guys' ears off and forced him to eat it
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:45 PM (oCjPU)
Deep fried I hope.
Posted by: Canabalsour at March 24, 2024 10:49 PM (ywdD4)
Prayers up for you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at March 24, 2024 10:49 PM (QXQ4l)
Maybe this will be a helpful palate cleanser
https://tinyurl.com/5cssb9x6
Should be Eric and Steve, with a few others you may recognize.
Posted by: TeeJ at March 24, 2024 10:49 PM (dWUm0)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 24, 2024 10:50 PM (TSQkU)
Russia doesn't have the death penalty.
OTOH, one Russian area that has lots of prisons is literally called Mordovia.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2024 10:50 PM (YAtuc)
there is video out there, I won't link, but Ivan cut one of the guys' ears off and forced him to eat it
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Gee. That's a shame.
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2024 10:50 PM (njWTi)
During the WoT one of the leftist talking points was that torture doesn't work in extracting information and I watched this and...these people will say anything to advance a narrative.
Ignoring the question of whether something like water boarding is "torture" and even the question of whether torture is ever warranted *of course it works*.
Yes people will say anything to make it stop. But that includes the truth that they otherwise would never say.
I remember there was a case in Germany where a pedophile had been kidnapping and abducting kids and was arrested. He had recently taken one and there was reason to believe she was still alive but the pedo told the police to get bent. So, one German cop arranged to get the pedo alone and beat him furiously letting the pedo know the beating wouldn't stop until he gave up the location of the kid. And he did. Unfortunately the kid was dead by the time the cops got there.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 10:51 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2024 10:51 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:51 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 24, 2024 10:52 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:52 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2024 10:52 PM (sE4sa)
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2024 10:53 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2024 10:53 PM (V13WU)
Baker is a former CIA guys that goes out and argues the FBI/CIA aren't political and its really just a bunch of crazy right wingers arguing that they are for like no reason whatsoever.
The CIA (et al) are like the PSI Corps in Babylon 5.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2024 10:53 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cicero
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I would think ears are halal
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:53 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 24, 2024 10:55 PM (0Htd1)
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I dunno, but isn't there something (taboo) about not having your fully-intact body upon "entering paradise"?
Posted by: JQ at March 24, 2024 10:55 PM (njWTi)
Still doesn't explain why the terrorists thought that they would get sanctuary in Ukraine.
You'd think that they would have headed for Kazakstan (with a border much easier to cross), and then headed deeper into Muslim Central Asia.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2024 10:55 PM (YAtuc)
Capital punishment is a legal penalty in Russia, but is not used due to a moratorium and no death sentences or executions have occurred since 2 August 1996. Russia has a moratorium implicitly established by President Boris Yeltsin in 1996, and explicitly established by the Constitutional Court of Russia in 1999 and reaffirmed in 2009.
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:56 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2024 10:57 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: fd at March 24, 2024 10:57 PM (mxdN6)
==
I was told otherwise !!
--all suicide bombers everywhere
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2024 10:58 PM (V13WU)
And the Russians publicized this. They want to send the message that if you engage in terroristic mass murder, the gloves come off.
As Putin famously said a couple of decades ago about terrorists:
"We'll whack them in the outhouse." (Cleaned up language)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2024 10:58 PM (YAtuc)
Not funny man...not funny.
Posted by: Van Gogh at March 24, 2024 10:58 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 24, 2024 10:46 PM (y9j7d)
Good plan, always be sure.
Posted by: javems at March 24, 2024 10:59 PM (ywdD4)
Scheduled for Mar 25, 2024
Docking is scheduled at 11:09 a.m. EDT, 15:09 UTC, and 16:09 CET.
The broadcast will be provided by NASA's Johnson Space Center in Houston, Texas.
https://tinyurl.com/5n7bavc8
____
Roscosmos - Soyuz MS-25 - Hatch Opening and Welcome aboard the ISS
Scheduled for Mar 25, 2024 at approximately 1:40 p.m. EDT, 17:40 UTC, and 18:40 CET)
The broadcast will be provided by NASA's Johnson Space Center, Houston, Texas.
https://tinyurl.com/2mh8y7rt
_________
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-46 - SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS -
Scheduled for Mar 25, 2024
SpaceX Falcon 9 launch of 23 Starlink satellites from Space Launch Complex 40 at Cape Canaveral Space Force Station in FL
Liftoff is targeted for 5:00 p.m. EDT, 21:00 UTC, and 22:00 CET with backup opportunities available until 9:31 p.m. EDT.
After stage separation, the Falcon 9's first stage will attempt to land on an autonomous droneship stationed in the Atlantic Ocean.
https://tinyurl.com/4yu72dbt
Posted by: Ciampino - Space viewing at March 24, 2024 10:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2024 10:59 PM (V13WU)
No kidding. I just Friday got out from 3 ft. Of snow after a week of being stuck here. Looked out the window this morning...what do I see?! At least 6 more inches and growing🤪! Yay!
Spring time in the Rockies indeed...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 24, 2024 10:59 PM (h8/UD)
During the Chechen Wars, the Russians were known to sew terrorist corpses into pigskin shrouds, and then film the burial, as an example to others.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2024 11:00 PM (YAtuc)
I let me phone listen and it identified the song. So I went to the song on youtube and there were a number of comments of people mentioned they found the song from the TV show.
Technology can be useful sometimes...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 11:01 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:02 PM (X0I7i)
Dice... oh, never mind.
Posted by: mindful webworker - ready to read comments at March 24, 2024 11:04 PM (WY1wZ)
German should have used a soldering iron and the orbital bones nerve clusters...
but I digress, there is a certain catharsis in paying evil unto evil for the simple pleasure of it.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:04 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 24, 2024 11:04 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 11:06 PM (oCjPU)
Hopefully they can nail it with the correct antibiotic cocktail, wound healing gets tougher later in life.
I had a Jim Dandy of a time having the surgical incision for my gall bladder removal healing up proper.
Sincerely prayers sent, the good news is Texas has some awesome medical practitioners.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:06 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Health and hygiene issues that aren't already caused by it being a swinger's club?
Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2024 11:06 PM (DgGvY)
There is nothing wrong with ISIS that good men cannot fix with their hands, the bonus is they are not human.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:07 PM (X0I7i)
Democrats assure me there is no risk in the exchange of happy time fluids ever....
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:08 PM (X0I7i)
Eh I think Putin is getting a bad rap here, it is not like he is saying like say Stalin that picking up food literally dropped off a truck is "economic terrorism."
We had a lot more moral standing to criticize other countries when we were not throwing people in prison without trial for "criminal parading."
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:10 PM (X0I7i)
We had a lot more moral standing to criticize other countries when we were not throwing people in prison without trial for "criminal parading."
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:10 PM (X0I7i)
i do not agree with you
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2024 11:11 PM (V13WU)
Don't forget the woman beaten to death by the police on the scene or the one shot in the neck after Lyndsey Graham told the cops to go shoot protestors...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 11:12 PM (ibTVg)
The surgeon in CA did say (while I was there) that he thinks I may have something called Ehler-Danlos Syndrome, due to the fact that the cannula sites were not completely healed by the time I left CA.
When I looked up the symptoms of EDS, sure enough, I check se eral boxes of the least bad manifestation, so my Dr. in town has put in for a consultation for me with a rheumatologist, but it has only been a couple of days since then, so I haven't heard back on that yet. All I know is that I am - and have always been - extremely limber, so we'll see what they have to say about that.
Long story short, I am fine, just a minor setback; nothing to worry about 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 24, 2024 11:13 PM (y9j7d)
Posted by: Infection Control at March 24, 2024 11:14 PM (V5BDR)
https://tinyurl.com/486pkd7f
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 11:06 PM (oCjPU)
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He seems sad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2024 11:14 PM (sE4sa)
Of course not, which is a-okay. I am certain I am now a crypto-Russophile now or something because I think Russia using the death penalty as a deterrent to stop Durka Durka Sudden Jihad Syndrome is not a bad thing.
Bonus points that the people who are now the hardest Russophobes on Earth are doing the supplicant butt thrust to the actual Chinese Communist Party and spent my entire life until ~ age 40 sucking off the Russians to whatever degree.
If you disagree that our having overt political persecution of Republican officials under color of law and real legit political prisoners hamstrings our moral standing to bitch about other country's jurisprudence decisions....well I cannot help you.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:15 PM (X0I7i)
Good news, let not your heart be troubled ma'am.
You've always been a fave I hope y'all are well.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:16 PM (X0I7i)
https://mol.im/a/13228257
Posted by: Ciampino - Members Only at March 24, 2024 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Not unless you've f**ked it.
Posted by: Mary's Little Lamb at March 24, 2024 11:16 PM (0Htd1)
One of the terrorists said that he had been offered 500,000 rubles ($5,000) to do this.
No doubt that would go a long, long way in Tajikistan, but still, what an idiot.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2024 11:17 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2024 11:17 PM (S6gqv)
https://mol.im/a/13233429
Posted by: Ciampino - Is that a rounding error? at March 24, 2024 11:17 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: polynikes at March 24, 2024 11:18 PM (MNhXM)
Glad you're getting it taken care of. Hoping they've nailed the diagnosis.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 24, 2024 11:18 PM (dZVON)
You'd think they'd have asked HAMAS how smart it was the fuck with the Russians in Beirut in the 80s.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:18 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Not unless you've f**ked it.
Posted by: Mary's Little Lamb at March 24, 2024 11:16 PM (0Htd1)
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Also, if they cooked the ear in the guy's own milk, that's haram.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2024 11:18 PM (sE4sa)
Hell in 2012 Barky was re-elected on a platform that only icky Republicans didn't trust Vlad...
But then Vlad banned gay adoptions so now he's Hitler squared.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 11:18 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Don Black
But having that ear hacked off could lead to a deadly infection.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 24, 2024 11:19 PM (0Htd1)
Yes tragic, we should weep a river of tears for the rights of people who openly brag about rape as a legit gambit of war.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:19 PM (X0I7i)
But I am glad that I came on in today - they have started me on antibiotics already, so that's a good thing.
They have the floor alarm on, though, so I can't just go to the bathroom whenever I want to.... 😠😠😠
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 24, 2024 11:19 PM (y9j7d)
Per-capita nominal GDP in Tajikistan is $1,200 a year.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2024 11:20 PM (YAtuc)
https://mol.im/a/13233379
Posted by: Ciampino - Why wasn't Mom driving? at March 24, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:16 PM (X0I7i)
♥️♥️♥️ You're the sweetest! You're a fave around here, too!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 24, 2024 11:21 PM (y9j7d)
Hezbollah, actually.
KGB doesn't fu*k around.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2024 11:22 PM (YAtuc)
or the fact that all foreign and domestic intelligence operations in America are now defacto democrat party police assets.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:22 PM (X0I7i)
Offered.
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2024 11:22 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Ciampino
We need common sense $1.50 wiener control!!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2024 11:22 PM (WXNFJ)
If you sometimes eat at Costco ...... Costco has quietly made a change to its food courts
https://mol.im/a/13228257
Posted by: Ciampino - Members Only
Eclipse Day!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2024 11:22 PM (63Dwl)
https://mol.im/a/13233739
Posted by: Ciampino - Hey it's Shitcago-the Black guy has to win at March 24, 2024 11:23 PM (qfLjt)
In classic gangland fashion, he got half the money up front.
Hope he's enjoying his $2,500.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2024 11:23 PM (YAtuc)
Offered.
Posted by: davidt
On the plus side, at least he didn't sell himself out for less than our Congresscritter overlords!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2024 11:24 PM (WXNFJ)
Are you fcking kidding with this basic illiteracy?
Posted by: Son of Dad at March 24, 2024 11:24 PM (8JB5s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2024 11:25 PM (9yWhg)
https://t.co/n5O6xBrgNM
Next we'll have breaki-ns at Dollar Stores.
Posted by: Ciampino - stealing candy bars? at March 24, 2024 11:25 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2024 11:25 PM (WXNFJ)
No matter how much you hate these people, it's not enough.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 24, 2024 11:26 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: polynikes at March 24, 2024 11:26 PM (MNhXM)
It is important to remember these little shitheads did not ask to be this fucked up...a lot of hard work went into ruining them.
I am glad I do work on my current contract, because prior to working with these 20 somethings to the degree I do I had totally written the little fuckers off and now instead I understand that roughly ~25% or so of them are going to need to channel Atlas to hold up western civ to give it any chance of survival past two more generations.
I feel for the decent ones who are struggling to overcome their programming.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:27 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2024 11:27 PM (S6gqv)
https://mol.im/a/13224961
Posted by: Ciampino - eating ice-cream with whisky in it is enriching at March 24, 2024 11:27 PM (qfLjt)
The leftbat religion is predicated on blood sacrifices, their feelings on immigration trump public safety.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:28 PM (X0I7i)
Those guys should have chosen the 72 virgins option instead of the try to get away option.
Assuming it's not all an op run by the FSB.
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2024 11:28 PM (5fDan)
Try babysitting on a military base....
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:28 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2024 11:29 PM (LiD+O)
https://tinyurl.com/486pkd7f
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 11:06 PM (oCjPU)
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He seems sad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Hope the hearing in his other ear is good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 24, 2024 11:29 PM (0Htd1)
https://mol.im/a/13218775
Posted by: Ciampino - well they can walk everywhere at March 24, 2024 11:29 PM (qfLjt)
If it was an FSB op it would have been aimed directly at the Ukies themselves or the French or Germans or Poles.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:29 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2024 11:29 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 24, 2024 11:19 PM (0Htd1)
I wouldn't be expecting much in the way of antibiotics were I him.
Posted by: javems at March 24, 2024 11:29 PM (ywdD4)
https://tinyurl.com/486pkd7f
Posted by: Don Black
It's heartwarming to note that no f**ks were given when applying the dressings to that wound.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2024 11:31 PM (WXNFJ)
Needs to have his wingman piss in the wound probably...perversely.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:31 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:45 PM (oCjPU)
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I'm late. This is one of the terrorists, I hope.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 24, 2024 11:31 PM (O3WQj)
/adjusts tinfoil hat to jaunty angle
Something smells fishy.
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2024 11:31 PM (SYTee)
https://tinyurl.com/436mrvmj
Posted by: Ciampino - Surely local voters would know? at March 24, 2024 11:31 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 24, 2024 11:31 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Yes but you have to buy them by the case.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2024 11:32 PM (WXNFJ)
There are a few babysitting company apps . I don’t know how well they do.
Posted by: polynikes at March 24, 2024 11:32 PM (MNhXM)
The ICRC will suddenly care about brutal treatment again.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:32 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 11:32 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: polynikes at March 24, 2024 11:33 PM (MNhXM)
https://tinyurl.com/mr3am8us
Posted by: Ciampino - We need a Ralph Nader type to sue at March 24, 2024 11:33 PM (qfLjt)
K, bitch. Bye.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 24, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
Sounds like this broad started off on the wrong foot by trying to stealthily buy up properties. She should have put together a development plan, presented it to council, and invited public comment. Yeah, that might result in her overpaying for properties, but she overpaid vastly, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2024 11:33 PM (tkR6S)
That case was bull shit on so many levels.
The Bombers were "refugees" but they kept going back home for vacations. Russia warned Obama they were terrorists and Obama told the Russians to buzz off.
The older brother was a drug dealer, and murdered a guy, but the cops never did arrest him for it.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 11:34 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 11:34 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Yes but you have to buy them by the case.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2024 11:32 PM (WXNFJ)
I'm going to break-down and get a Costco membership tomorrow. Should I get a case of BBQ or Deep Fried Ears?
Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2024 11:35 PM (5fDan)
meanwhile here on Earth the actual real "citizens" of this country you know the illegal aliens get to skip all the TSA falderol....
we live in an insane asylum.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:35 PM (X0I7i)
https://mol.im/a/13218775
Posted by: Ciampino - well they can walk everywhere at March 24, 2024 11:29 PM (qfLjt)
Direct them to the VHEMT, Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.
Posted by: javems at March 24, 2024 11:35 PM (ywdD4)
How did she stealthily buy properties?
Posted by: polynikes at March 24, 2024 11:35 PM (MNhXM)
https://mol.im/a/13218775
Posted by: Ciampino - well they can walk everywhere at March 24, 2024 11:29 PM (qfLjt)
Yeah, but are they going to give up their avocado toast?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 24, 2024 11:35 PM (llON8)
https://mol.im/a/13232967
Posted by: Ciampino - Fleshing out those vacancies at March 24, 2024 11:35 PM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/2h4ndcr9
Posted by: Don Black
Considering Taratino is a pastiche artist, there's no ripping off of anything.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2024 11:36 PM (IG4Id)
The Santos expulsion vote included 105 R votes.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 11:36 PM (ibTVg)
https://mol.im/a/13233213
Posted by: Ciampino - Doubling down on stupid I see at March 24, 2024 11:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2024 11:31 PM (WXNFJ)
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The Russians probably stapled them on.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2024 11:38 PM (bo7UB)
But two sets of rules - one for those that are connected and another for everyone else.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 10:13 PM (ibTVg)
I find it kind of hard to believe that they failed to rescue her. She was on what is apparently a working ranch - it had a stock pond. Would they not have a tractor with a bale fork or something that could snag the car and drag it out? It took nine minutes for her air to run out. And how could the car run that deep into the stock pond without getting mired in the mud?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2024 11:39 PM (tkR6S)
Have to make sure they stay on when this guy hear keeps failing down the stairs for some reason.
Posted by: Some Russian medic at March 24, 2024 11:39 PM (ibTVg)
https://mol.im/a/13232977
Posted by: Ciampino - Doubling down on stupid I see 2 at March 24, 2024 11:39 PM (qfLjt)
I would guess she and the other people drinking there were not the people that worked there...but its just a guess.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 11:40 PM (ibTVg)
https://mol.im/a/13233075
Posted by: Ciampino - For Harris it's par for the course at March 24, 2024 11:41 PM (qfLjt)
Every one of those on the weekly commenter list is exhausting and tedious and I wish they would shut the fuck up for a month...
Posted by: The North Face Shot at March 24, 2024 11:41 PM (MZ+fk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2024 11:42 PM (S6gqv)
Much like that video from the NYT (yes the NYT) I posted above I expect you'll find the leftist "churches" of Mass will find that *they* don't have any money to give. But...they'll endorse tax dollars being spent...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 11:42 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 11:43 PM (oCjPU)
"absolutely" or you know "not?"
Those are amateur numbers, frankly.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:43 PM (X0I7i)
https://tinyurl.com/yz2y4776
We really need anti-squatting laws or weapons-free
Posted by: Ciampino - Have Backhoe - Will Travel at March 24, 2024 11:45 PM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13232967
Posted by: Ciampino - Fleshing out those vacancies at March 24, 2024 11:35 PM (qfLjt)
I wouldn't call Fremont a "tiny" town, probably more like "a small city" by Nebraska standards. It's also a bedroom community for Omaha, which is how it's grown so much.
And I'm back to banging the "ICE needs to raid packing plants" drum again.
Posted by: pookysgirl, Midwestern pedant at March 24, 2024 11:45 PM (dtlDP)
"I said I couldn't help you, I didn't say I couldn't hurt you" -- Police Chief from the Simpsons and...DeKalb County GA...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 11:47 PM (ibTVg)
https://mol.im/a/13230761
I guess she's an authentic political asylum seeker? /s
Posted by: Ciampino - Have Backhoe - Will Travel 2 at March 24, 2024 11:47 PM (qfLjt)
We need the mafia back frankly. What we are witnessing is state sanctioned organized crime that benefits the denizens of one political party. Mafia style OC rose to thwart the misuse of the "law" as it were.
The events of the last 8 years has me completely rethinking my point of view on DOJ's 80s and 90s "war on the mafia."
I think now in hindsight that the DOJ was simply angry at the competition.
A good "crime lord" can fix the squatting problem for a small investment and favor banking.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:47 PM (X0I7i)
"absolutely" or you know "not?"
Those are amateur numbers, frankly.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:43 PM (X0I7i)
^^^and this guy should know! 🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 24, 2024 11:48 PM (y9j7d)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 24, 2024 11:52 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:45 PM (oCjPU)
Ears are what you feed them after the dangly bits are used up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2024 11:52 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: polynikes at March 24, 2024 11:52 PM (GzpNE)
or you hire Guido the "house mover" to help them pack while you are provably out of town....
like I said they are creating the basis for the OC return.
Posted by: sven at March 24, 2024 11:53 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 10:56 PM (oCjPU)
I'm sure there will several opportunities for them to die grusomely while attempting to escape.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2024 11:57 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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When Fearless Leader have back turned, shit happen
Posted by: Don Black at March 24, 2024 11:58 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: fd at March 24, 2024 11:59 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2024 12:01 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Russian Prison Warden at March 25, 2024 12:02 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 12:04 AM (vFG9F)
Luke 19:v41
I've always felt he meant it.
G'nite 'rons & 'ettes
https://youtu.be/wsKLXFlhk7s
Posted by: mindful webworker - ready to retire at March 25, 2024 12:06 AM (WY1wZ)
Posted by: fd at March 25, 2024 12:06 AM (vFG9F)
Again it is state sanctioned organized crime benefitting one political party....
which you know has precedent, when the Gracchi brothers decided what Rome really needed was wealth taxes and the destruction of the Patrician estates the Patricians decided what was really needed for breakfast was frosted shredded Gracchi wheats....
They of course eventually empowered Sulla to tell the Nuevo Homo loving populares fuckwits to stop weaponizing the plebs...
and Sulla made dropping dime on the politically out of favor to hijack their estates the new Lotto.
Same shit is now going on here.
I am shocked that the Sherrif is siding against a black 77 year old man, but the person squatting/stealing the house is a young black man so maybe like Tiffany "SOOPA MAYA" Henyard up in Illinois maybe he is pumping her.
Posted by: sven at March 25, 2024 12:06 AM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Robert at March 25, 2024 12:06 AM (1Yy3c)
Every capital in this country is a hive of cancer devouring the good in the state it resides in.
Posted by: sven at March 25, 2024 12:07 AM (X0I7i)
No, no, I'd say say you're purty much right on the money there.
Posted by: Robert at March 25, 2024 12:07 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 10:25 PM (ibTVg)
Remember, the Brits consider themselves masters of covert acts using cat's paws they train.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 25, 2024 12:07 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 24, 2024 11:19 PM (0Htd1)
I wouldn't be expecting much in the way of antibiotics were I him.
Posted by: javems
You saying that the healthcare in Russian torture prisons isn't that great?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2024 12:09 AM (0Htd1)
Posted by: polynikes at March 24, 2024 11:35 PM (MNhXM)
By not publishing any kind of redevelopment plan. Just bought properties as they came on the market, or by making greatly over-market offers to owners whose homes were not formally listed for sale. So she likely got a fair number of them before the townspeople realized she was on a campaign to sew up a whole bunch of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 12:09 AM (tkR6S)
goodnight, you lot
Yo ho, all hands
Hoist the colors high
Heave ho, thieves and beggars
Never shall we die
🏴☠️
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2024 12:10 AM (oCjPU)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2024 11:40 PM (ibTVg)
there had to be some ranch staff there to cater to them and otherwise mind the store.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 12:12 AM (tkR6S)
So the free marketer in me says "fuck them she paid over 25% over existing market value who gives a fuck she owns them."
Then I remember her family is largely a DEI slinging cabal of shitheads and I say "fuck all of them may they all lose."
Posted by: sven at March 25, 2024 12:13 AM (X0I7i)
Are you fcking kidding with this basic illiteracy?
Posted by: Son of Dad
I sometimes read the comments on the local Nextdoor site. We spend a fortune keeping people in public schools for 13 years, and some of these people don't know enough to capitalize the first word of a sentence and put a period at the end.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 25, 2024 12:14 AM (0Htd1)
Uh-huh. Jefferson City, MO is giving Sodom and Gomorrah a run for their money!
In real life, Cole County (Jefferson City) is one of the most conservative, MAGA counties in the Midwest.
Posted by: mnw at March 25, 2024 12:16 AM (NLIak)
Guarantee you they know that people like me are responsible for all of society's ills though ma'am.
Like I said a LOT of hard work went into leaving them this screwed up....thank a teacher with a hug....preferably delivered with a vise.
Posted by: sven at March 25, 2024 12:17 AM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Russian Prison Warden at March 25, 2024 12:02 AM (ibTVg)
Apparently, Mr. Mohammed was a second cousin once removed of Timothy Treadwell.
Posted by: RickZ at March 25, 2024 12:18 AM (emlEe)
I'll amend it to "the state loci of economy and power" I guess because Helena is an okay town in Montana....sorta.
Posted by: sven at March 25, 2024 12:18 AM (X0I7i)
Posted by: sven at March 25, 2024 12:13 AM (X0I7
Being in MN I'd assume so but I've never read anything about them advocating for it. Don't want to research though so I'll stay ignorant about it.
Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 12:20 AM (GzpNE)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 25, 2024 12:21 AM (Sgq8y)
I don't consider that stealthily buying unless she made effort to hide who was buying the properties.
Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 12:23 AM (GzpNE)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 25, 2024 12:23 AM (y9j7d)
Cargill's political donations in the part of Ohio I knew a little about back in the day swung left.
Collectively they are the fourth most wealthy family in the nation, and now thanks to MAKE IT RAIN A NOMICS they are rapidly growing in wealth and power as food prices spike.
In essence they are like the opiate family for grains and syrups.
Posted by: sven at March 25, 2024 12:23 AM (X0I7i)
Posted by: pookysgirl knows this all too well at March 25, 2024 12:24 AM (dtlDP)
It was not, and there was nothing inherently illicit, as I said the free marketeer in me says "well played" but again knowing what I know of the cartel she is part of me I am now to the point I say "why can't all of them lose?"
Posted by: sven at March 25, 2024 12:24 AM (X0I7i)
https://mol.im/a/13232967
Posted by: Ciampino - Fleshing out those vacancies at March 24, 2024 11:35 PM (qfLjt)
A town in PA did this once. Hawaiian judge quickly said nah bruh. I suspect this will very quickly be similarly declared unconstitutional.
Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 12:26 AM (bWsRe)
Republicans better UN-FUCK Themselves POST-HASTE!!
INDEED.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 25, 2024 12:28 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Montec at March 25, 2024 12:26 AM (bWsRe
They did it in 2010 and it was upheld by lower court with SC refusing to hear it.
Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 12:28 AM (GzpNE)
Posted by: sven at March 25, 2024 12:24 AM (X0I7i)
Not illicit, but stealthy nonetheless. She was trying buy up as much of her desired patch of land as she could, before announcing her development scheme, thereby causing the market price to jump. That's just shrewd business, but it sure can rub people the wrong way. "If I had known that's what she was up to, I'd have held out for twice as much!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 12:30 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2024 12:30 AM (GzpNE)
Posted by: fd
I believe all the original members of Lynard Skynard are dead now. ZZ Top is down to just 2 of 3 original members. Yep, we're all getting old. Time marches on.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 25, 2024 12:33 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 12:34 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: javems at March 25, 2024 12:37 AM (ywdD4)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 25, 2024 12:42 AM (Sgq8y)
https://mol.im/a/13234055
Posted by: Ciampino - Is 'Knees' Harris the pseudo-president now? at March 25, 2024 12:42 AM (qfLjt)
The time of "BUT MY DUTY TO REFRAIN FROM GOING "DOWN" to THEIR LEVEL...is over.
The Republic to be saved must revert to some tactics once used by our Forefathers.
You will figure it out...
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 25, 2024 12:44 AM (TDvv2)
https://mol.im/a/13232977
Posted by: Ciampino
Matthew 6:14-15
Forgiveness is a big part of Christianity. Those who worship at the alter of Grievance will pay an eternal price.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 25, 2024 12:45 AM (sAmhv)
Senator John Kennedy destroys Olympic skier Gus Schumacher after Democrats invited him to testify as 'expert witness' on climate change - and reads out his damning old tweets
https://mol.im/a/13234019
Posted by: Ciampino - Is 'Knees' Harris the pseudo-president now? Or? at March 25, 2024 12:46 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 24, 2024 11:13
Good to hear. You will still be in my prayers for quick healing.
Posted by: Farmer at March 25, 2024 12:59 AM (55Qr6)
That said, I am willing to listen to people I don't agree with, and on this topic, Mark Dice is one of them. From everything I've seen (and no one will ever know the full story except Daily Wire and Candace Owens), Owens was not fired solely for not being a big enough cheerleader for Israel. She has been trying to get fired ever since her dustup with Shapiro, and yet again, TDW's contracts have come to bite them in the rear end. What Dice and Owens fail to realize is that we've made commitments to Israel that we can't just back out of on a whim, and the "both siiiides" junk is emboldening Hamass and its supporters, if for no other reason that we have to "balance" our Israel commitments. No clips from the interview where she supposedly pwned the rabbi were in Dice's video, but he had other clips.
Oh, and I would believe that Owens is probably a nightmare to work with. She's a backstabbing b!tch with nothing good to say in public, I shudder to think what she's like to her staff.
Posted by: pookysgirl, maxing out the character limit again at March 25, 2024 01:03 AM (dtlDP)
White snow in the black hills, is da racist?
Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2024 01:04 AM (rskKm)
Senator John Kennedy destroys Olympic skier Gus Schumacher after Democrats invited him to testify as 'expert witness' on climate change - and reads out his damning old tweets
https://mol.im/a/13234019
Posted by: Ciampino - Is 'Knees' Harris the pseudo-president now? Or? at March 25, 2024 12:46 AM (qfLjt)
Don't know if Kennedy destroyed the dipshit, but he sure made him out to be a fool.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 01:06 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 25, 2024 01:09 AM (sAmhv)
Karma is a bitch
Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2024 01:10 AM (rskKm)
White snow in the black hills, is da racist?
Posted by: Archer at March 25, 2024 01:04 AM (rskKm)
The Black Hills are wearing whiteface.
Reparations. You gots a problm wit dat?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2024 01:12 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: The North Face Shot at March 24, 2024 11:41
I take it that you are not a graduate of Dale Carnegie's How to Win Friends and Influence People course?
Posted by: Farmer at March 25, 2024 01:14 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 01:16 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 25, 2024 01:16 AM (TDvv2)
North Face apparel is very nearly 100% made from petroleum derivatives, such as Nylon, Rayon, Thinsulate and other such compounds.
Yet, the North Face company has sallied forth, railing against Big Oil in all of its forms, to the point where a major Oil Executive paid Out of Pocket Dollars, for some rather large and prominent billboards, documenting for all to see, just how Greenpeace, et.al., wholly and totally contradicted themselves by railing against Big Oil, all while being the foremost consumers of said Big Oil products.
So, "North Face" by it's very adoption of this nic, establishes it's two-faced, contradictory, hypocritical and foundationless absence of fact, reason and logic.
In other words. Typical Leftist Totalitarian Scum.
Well done, North Face. Very well done.
(for a sofa todd king, that is)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2024 01:22 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Tom Perry at March 25, 2024 01:26 AM (MX0bI)
Is the whale's rib bone still to blame?
/guncontrolargument.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2024 01:32 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at March 25, 2024 01:34 AM (as3uC)
https://tinyurl.com/3xn984pz
Posted by: Ciampino - Should get lawsuits ready for this fink at March 25, 2024 01:34 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: olddog in mo at March 25, 2024 01:37 AM (ju2Fy)
We had baked Steelhead fillets and fried, sliced potato (home fries? is that what it's called?)
Anyway-- delish!
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2024 01:43 AM (njWTi)
https://tinyurl.com/2k74fzde
Posted by: Ciampino - Species working together at March 25, 2024 01:56 AM (qfLjt)
Thank you. Thank you very much.
You make my point with je ne sais quoi...
Spend less time posting and more time thinking and your subsequent posts will be more worthy of contemplation...
Posted by: The North Face Zombie at March 25, 2024 01:58 AM (2RdbH)
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2024 02:14 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2024 02:14 AM (njWTi)
Heh. The north face of a southbound horse, methinks.
Anyhow, it is time for me to hit the sack. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 25, 2024 02:18 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Farmer at March 25, 2024 02:27 AM (55Qr6)
Not a big fan of it, personally, although I do use it sometimes.
*shifty eyes*
*whispers* ...I put it on hotdogs. shhhhhhh....
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2024 02:32 AM (njWTi)
We're nearing peaking penumbral lunar eclipse right now (07:12 Zulu, 3:12AM EDT). I just looked, not much to see. If you didn't know, you probably wouldn't notice much of anything.
If you had the normal Moon right next to it, you'd notice "This Moon is a bit darker than the other one", but that's it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 25, 2024 02:52 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: The North Face Zombie
You do know that you've just written the equivalent of "You made my point with Ich weiß nicht," don't you?
And you're claiming to critique the commenters here?
Posted by: John Drake at March 25, 2024 03:08 AM (YlVKd)
Not a big fan of it, personally, although I do use it sometimes.
*shifty eyes*
*whispers* ...I put it on hotdogs. shhhhhhh....
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2024 02:32 AM (njWTi)
Ketchup's most important use is in cocktail sauce for seafood.
Everything after that is-- er, um, gravy.
Posted by: RickZ at March 25, 2024 03:09 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: JT at March 25, 2024 03:10 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2024 03:14 AM (njWTi)
Dat's a LOTTA Gesundheits !
Posted by: JT at March 25, 2024 03:14 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at March 25, 2024 03:16 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2024 03:18 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JT at March 25, 2024 03:26 AM (T4tVD)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2024 03:26 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: JT at March 25, 2024 03:28 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2024 03:33 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JT at March 25, 2024 03:34 AM (T4tVD)
Lunar eclipse completely covered by clouds …
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic . . . at March 25, 2024 03:41 AM (4Winp)
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic . . . at March 25, 2024 03:41 AM (4Winp)
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2024 03:44 AM (njWTi)
Comet?
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2024 03:44 AM (njWTi)
Ajax !
Posted by: JT at March 25, 2024 03:46 AM (T4tVD)
Comet?
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2024 03:44 AM (njWTi)
Ajax !
Posted by: JT at March 25, 2024
***
"Stronger Than Dirt!"
Morning to all you insomaniacals!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 25, 2024 03:48 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: JT at March 25, 2024 03:48 AM (T4tVD)
Howzaboutchoo?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 25, 2024 03:50 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 25, 2024 03:51 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2024 03:52 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 25, 2024 03:55 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2024 03:57 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at March 25, 2024 03:58 AM (v8DuT)
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2024 03:59 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2024
***
Skip, that wouldn't be nearly enough for me!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 25, 2024 04:00 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2024 04:00 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
I'm retired; my WHOLE LIFE is a weekend !
Posted by: JT at March 25, 2024 04:02 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
I'm retired; my WHOLE LIFE is a weekend !
Posted by: JT at March 25, 2024
***
I envy you and plan to join you in that club soon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 25, 2024 04:02 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2024 04:04 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2024 04:06 AM (fwDg9)
How goes the house-hunting?
Posted by: JQ at March 25, 2024
***
Raaltor has a steady stream of modest homes available in Evansville and environs. And Salty's suggestion of Salina, KS, has some, not as many, in my price range. Property taxes seem to be a bit higher in KS -- or maybe it's just Salina.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 25, 2024 04:07 AM (omVj0)
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