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200,000 Deportation Cases Dismissed, With Illegals Now Permitted to Stay in America, Because -- Whoopsie! -- Biden Administration Partisans Lost the Paperwork

Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Luke Rosiak reports:


200,000 Deportation Cases Dismissed Because Biden Admin Failed To File Paperwork

Illegal immigrants 'effectively left in legal limbo without any way to pursue asylum,' says non-partisan data analytics group

Um, they were schedule for deportation. I'd say "legal limbo" is a boon for them.


The Biden administration failed to file court papers in hundreds of thousands of deportation cases, which were as a result tossed by judges.

The Department of Homeland Security enforces immigration laws by issuing a Notice to Appear (NTA) to each illegal immigrant and filing it in court. But in approximately 200,000 cases in which NTAs were issued to aliens at the border, triggering the creation of a court date, DHS never filed the actual paper with the court, according to new data obtained by the Transactional Records Access Clearinghouse, an academic group better known as TRAC.

In immigration courts in Houston, Texas, and Miami, Florida, both immigration hotbeds, more than half of their deportation cases have been dismissed for that reason since fiscal year 2021.

"These large numbers of dismissals and what then happens raise serious concerns," the nonpartisan group, affiliated with Syracuse University, said in its report. The percentage of immigration cases that were dismissed skyrocketed immediately upon President Joe Biden taking office, rising from 0.1% in 2017 and 1.2% in 2019 to 10.6% in 2021.

Pssst: It's being done deliberately.


The percentage of cases dismissed has shrunk since that peak, but with the number of illegal border-crossers at record highs, the actual number of dismissals was far higher in 2022 and 2023 than at any time on record.


If the case is dismissed because the government has not filed paperwork by the time the court date rolls around, the government can simply file a new case against the alien. But TRAC obtained data that allowed it to see that nearly 75% of the time, DHS never bothered to do so.

Pssst: I repeat, it's being done deliberately.

That has remained constant through Biden's term. And, in some cases, what would appear to be a clerical mistake is virtually never corrected: At the DHS' Baltimore location, it made a second attempt at deporting the alien only 2% of the time.

Hate to tell you, but that's because it's being done deliberately.

...

TRAC previously reported that 50,000 asylum files mysteriously disappeared, allowing the Biden administration to "falsely report that its asylum backlog had been reduced this past year when in fact it had markedly grown."

Meanwhile, the head of Health and Human Services admits that the Biden Administration released 300,000 unaccompanied minor illegal aliens into the US since this corrupt bunch seized power.

Republicans grilled HHS Secretary Xavier Becerra for details on the extent to which immigrant children have come over the border and been released into the country, including to unrelated adults, rather than being deported back to their home countries.

"Probably over 300,000 in the last three years or so," Becerra said in a rare public admission about the magnitude of the border crisis. No previous administration, including two-term presidents, have released as many children.

The figure is on par with data on the HHS website, which indicates 392,000 children have been let go to sponsors in the United States since October 2020, which includes the final four months of the Trump administration.

The number pales in comparison to even previous two-term presidential administrations and exemplifies the effect that the border crisis continues to have, not just on border authorities but on unrelated agencies.

A Washington Examiner analysis of U.S. Customs and Border Protection data revealed that more than 464,000 unaccompanied minors have been apprehended at the border between Biden's first full month in office in 2021 and January 2024.

Immigrant children began arriving alone at the southern border early on in Biden's term following the Department of Homeland Security's decision not to return children to Mexico, as had been the Trump administration's protocol during the pandemic.

The border is being overrun, with entitled criminal aliens tearing through our (deliberately weak) border fences.

In El Paso, Texas, a large group of migrants clashed with the Texas National Guard, breaking through barriers and tearing through razor wire.

Key Details

Dramatic Breach: More than 100 migrants overwhelmed border guards in El Paso, tearing through razor wire and pushing past guards in a tense standoff captured on video.

Organizational Struggle: Initially, around 600 migrants were being organized by the Texas National Guard when chaos erupted, leading to a forceful push through the border defenses.

Response and Arrests: Despite the turmoil, the situation was eventually controlled, with some migrants pushed back to Mexico, others arrested, and the rest processed for entry into the U.S.



Meanwhile, migrant crime is
out of control.


A suspected member of the notorious MS-13 street gang is accused of sex trafficking a 17-year-old migrant girl he recruited out of a Queens shelter -- while still on the lam for allegedly fondling a 9-year-old girl years earlier.

Alfredo Morocho, 37, who was also hit with a bail jumping charge for skipping out on the 2018 child molestation case, is finally being held on Rikers Island without bail, according to officials and court records.

He is now charged with two counts of sex trafficking of a child, five counts of promoting prostitution and two counts of patronizing a person in prostitution in the new case.

...


Over the following four months, he allegedly coerced the girl into prostitution, driving her to and from a Corona apartment for dates with johns, giving her half the money she collected at the end of the day, prosecutors said.

Morocho also coaxed the teen to give him semi-nude photos of herself that he would send to prospective customers, according to prosecutors.


...

Morocho -- who authorities believe is tied to MS-13 because of several distinctive tattoos -- first got jammed up nearly six years ago when he was charged with fondling the younger girl outside a Queens mobile phone shop on Sept. 26, 2018.

The sourcing on this is shaky -- "someone told me" -- but what the hell, it's not like the leftwing Gaslight Media fact-checks their propaganda.

Michael Savage
@ASavageNation

From a friend who lives in south Texas.:

Today I went into Brackettville to a landowners meeting. Congressman Chip Roy, state senator Pete Flores, Texas house representative Ryan Gillian, Texas house representative David Spiller, and Texas Border Czar Mike Banks were there to speak with us and to let us know new legislative updates on enforcement of illegal entry and trespassing restrictions. Some very interesting things came out during this meeting that I was shocked to find out.

Number one Venezuela emptied their prisons into America.

Number two, the 250 terrorists that came into our country through our border that were accidentally released into our country, and just shortly after they were released, our government Said "oops," those were not supposed to have been released. 15, let me repeat only 15 have been located and retrieved.

Now, this last thing that I'm gonna tell you is a real shocker. A Hispanic lady got up and spoke, and she had gone to work at the Border as a government employee being an interpreter with all of the influx of the illegal immigrants coming across. Her job was to register all of them for Medicaid. Then part of her job per the Biden administration was to ask them, "do you want to register to vote." If they want to register to vote she had to register them to be a voter with no ID.

She also said that they were not required to have insurance on a vehicle, they got $600 a month and many other things. Free!! She said she took it as long as she could, and she had to quit her job. She could not do this with a clear conscience. She said I am Hispanic. I am here legally, and I don't get those free things, so this is how Biden works, she told our representatives that were there, this is what she was required to do by the Biden administration.I'm asking everyone to share this, it's not a rumor, I was there. This is a takeover of our country. It is happening! It is happening!...


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:00 PM




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1 They lurk too...

Posted by: gdgm+ at March 22, 2024 01:02 PM (w0+ZH)

2 This is the 2024 election surprise. Flood the country with millions of illegals and get them to vote in places where ID is not required.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2024 01:03 PM (LkLld)

3 Maybe...Junta tell America it raining while it pissing on America's leg.

Posted by: MR. KIM at March 22, 2024 01:03 PM (DGlaL)

4 Called the others in the thread below.

Posted by: gdgm+ at March 22, 2024 01:03 PM (w0+ZH)

5 200,000 Deportation Cases Dismissed Because Biden Admin Failed To File Paperwork
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Failed accidentally-on-purpose.

Six times the population of my city.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2024 01:04 PM (HnUIn)

6 Has anyone checked the garage?

They may just be misplaced.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 22, 2024 01:04 PM (hCzfy)

7 Um, they were schedule for deportation. I'd say "legal limbo" is a boon for them.
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"Legal limbo" is the purpose of the asylum dodge for illegal alien.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2024 01:05 PM (HnUIn)

8 Our rulers are profoundly evil.

They have a will to power and will use EVERY tool they have to ensure they remain in power

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 22, 2024 01:05 PM (JMAcK)

9 How do you lose the paperwork of phone apps?

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 22, 2024 01:05 PM (Wg1x4)

10 Also willowed:

--

Here's the CNN piece where the real estate agent puts the lie to the claims that Trump inflated the value of his real estate.

Thanks for exposing the truth even when you didn't mean to, CNN.


https://tinyurl.com/4ajc96h7
Posted by: JackStraw

-

Look at 3:16 of that clip.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 22, 2024 01:05 PM (Wg1x4)

11 That Climate Movie discussed below is good- just finished it. Highly recommend.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2024 01:06 PM (YDB6U)

12 If the case is dismissed because the government has not filed paperwork by the time the court date rolls around, the government can simply file a new case against the alien. But TRAC obtained data that allowed it to see that nearly 75% of the time, DHS never bothered to do so.
++++
The best job is the job you don't do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2024 01:06 PM (HnUIn)

13 The one that amazes me is the top-10 most wanted Interpol guys.

He came across the border and applied for asylum using his real name. They don't care at all because they know everything is wide open.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 22, 2024 01:06 PM (Wg1x4)

14 How do you lose the paperwork of phone apps?

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times


By routing the data to /dev/null.

I'm really hoping that question was rhetorical, because the true nature of the thing should already be beyond obvious.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at March 22, 2024 01:07 PM (OUMaO)

15 They're rubbing shit in your face, because they know you'll do absolutely nothing about it.

Admittedly, I'm no warrior, I'm no Operator, I can't do anything about it either.

Posted by: XTC at March 22, 2024 01:08 PM (UnA8+)

16 The only paperwork that they need to worry about is the census paperwork and the election ballots.

*Dem logic

Posted by: Just Lily at March 22, 2024 01:08 PM (JLUPa)

17 Driving through Fort Smith a day or two ago, I saw three young black guys standing in front of one of the gubbmint buildings. Very, very, dark complexion, like in Sub Saharan Africa or Haiti. Guess Retardo snuck a plane into Fort Smith Airport.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 22, 2024 01:08 PM (0EOe9)

18 Motion for Legal Limbo, Your Honor.

Posted by: Trump's Legal Team at March 22, 2024 01:09 PM (v+0wn)

19 I'm so anxious to import a culture where they are perfectly willing to let hundreds of thousands of their children vanish into the arms of...well, you know what.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 22, 2024 01:09 PM (KbCG3)

20 He is now charged with two counts of sex trafficking of a child, five counts of promoting prostitution and two counts of patronizing a person in prostitution in the new case.
++++
Sucker.

He shoulda stolen someone's house and operated a brothel out of it. If he'd done that instead, he'd be subsidized instead of prosecuted.

Gotta move fast to keep up with the preferred method of egregious crime at any given time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2024 01:09 PM (HnUIn)

21 Lib neighbor of mine has a kid in school with an IEP. He found out the kid wasn't getting any of the instruction he needed because the teachers are being forced to cater to the illegal immigrants and are overwhelmed. Me 🤷

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2024 01:09 PM (j32Ud)

22 Only 200,000? Pfft.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2024 01:10 PM (v0R5T)

23 Organizational Struggle: Initially, around 600 migrants were being organized by the Texas National Guard when chaos erupted, leading to a forceful push through the border defenses.
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Bluntly, that's what bullets are for. When hordes of people surge against your military defenses on a border, that's when fighting is called for.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2024 01:10 PM (HnUIn)

24 Legal limbo?

More like a legal hat dance.

Posted by: ... at March 22, 2024 01:10 PM (Paj+5)

25 Those judges had discretion to provide the government the opportunity to correct this technical error and chose not to. (I'm just assuming they did not)

Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2024 01:10 PM (GzpNE)

26 The best job is the job you don't do.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

WE'RE HIRING!

Posted by: USPS at March 22, 2024 01:10 PM (v+0wn)

27 Liberals are pulling this shit, completely oblivious to the course correction being citizens building their own massive slingshots, and starting ther deportation process themselves.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 22, 2024 01:10 PM (0RWf7)

28 200K is what... .5% of the total?

Big fucking deal... There's still 14.95M still out there.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 22, 2024 01:11 PM (Q4IgG)

29 How many total people "in the shadows" are we up to now? Gotta be at least half a million.

Posted by: ... at March 22, 2024 01:11 PM (Paj+5)

30 Now, this last thing that I'm gonna tell you is a real shocker. A Hispanic lady got up and spoke, and she had gone to work at the Border as a government employee being an interpreter with all of the influx of the illegal immigrants coming across. Her job was to register all of them for Medicaid. Then part of her job per the Biden administration was to ask them, "do you want to register to vote." If they want to register to vote she had to register them to be a voter with no ID.

She also said that they were not required to have insurance on a vehicle, they got $600 a month and many other things. Free!! She said she took it as long as she could, and she had to quit her job.

++++
True? Not True?

I have no idea. It falls firmly into the realm of "believable to the point of being typical," though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2024 01:11 PM (HnUIn)

31 I'm keeping my tool shed out back locked.
And check it regularly carrying my .22

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2024 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

32 23 Bluntly, that's what bullets are for. When hordes of people surge against your military defenses on a border, that's when fighting is called for.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2024 01:10 PM (HnUIn)

Nobody's going to shoot without a guarantee they won't be prosecuted.

Posted by: XTC at March 22, 2024 01:12 PM (UnA8+)

33 Pssst: I repeat, it's being done deliberately.
------------
Kyle Becker @kylenabecker 7h Replying to @RepThomasMassie
Is Congress intentionally trying to destroy the United States? Serious question.

Posted by: joey biden at March 22, 2024 01:12 PM (2yu8s)

34 >>Then part of her job per the Biden administration was to ask them, "do you want to register to vote." If they want to register to vote she had to register them to be a voter with no ID.

Told you. This is how they plan to steal the 2024 election. Millions of illegal alien votes.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2024 01:12 PM (LkLld)

35 23 Pepper balls and rubber bullets at the very least. Then skip the formalities and bring in the Oerlikons.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 22, 2024 01:12 PM (0EOe9)

36 The best job is the job you don't do.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

WE'RE HIRING!
Posted by: USPS at March 22, 2024 01:10 PM (v+0wn)

US TOO!

Posted by: IRS at March 22, 2024 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

37 How many total people "in the shadows" are we up to now? Gotta be at least half a million.
Posted by: ...

"in the shadows"

I read that in an Elvis voice, somehow

Posted by: Miklos, thank you very much at March 22, 2024 01:13 PM (v+0wn)

38 Nobody's going to shoot without a guarantee they won't be prosecuted.
Posted by: XTC at March 22, 2024 01:12 PM (UnA8+)
++++
Absolutely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2024 01:13 PM (HnUIn)

39 OT update Ttump had 500 million for bail.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 22, 2024 01:13 PM (hop5z)

40 Her job was to register all of them for Medicaid. Then part of her job per the Biden administration was to ask them, "do you want to register to vote." If they want to register to vote she had to register them to be a voter with no ID.

She also said that they were not required to have insurance on a vehicle, they got $600 a month and many other things. Free!! She said she took it as long as she could, and she had to quit her job.

-

This is the part where there's a big legal difference between "illegal alien" and "asylum seeker" and why the left figured out that they needed to flood the U.S. with the latter.

Illegals are criminals. Asylum seekers are not.

And everyone that crosses the border is being signed up for asylum.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 22, 2024 01:13 PM (Wg1x4)

41 True? Not True?

I have no idea. It falls firmly into the realm of "believable to the point of being typical," though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2024 01:11 PM (HnUIn)

"Never let a good migrant go to waste!" - The Dems

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 22, 2024 01:13 PM (KbCG3)

42 Meanwhile, the head of Health and Human Services admits that the Biden Administration released 300,000 unaccompanied minor illegal aliens into the US since this corrupt bunch seized power.

-------------

State-spondored, enabled, & facilitated child sex trafficking by any other name would smell as foul ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 22, 2024 01:13 PM (yjYHw)

43 Double Whoops.
It makes them illegal aliens forever...

...unless Biden accidentally gave them certificates of naturalization.

Strictly speaking "parole" is a piece of paper you put in a passport like a visa. Now a "parole" in your pocket I can get, but no passport, no visa, no parole you are truly "without papers" and can be expeditiously deported.
There is absolutely no obligation for any government to keep copies of your "visa" for you.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 22, 2024 01:13 PM (cOq4q)

44 Why aren't the Border Patrol shooting these animals? At least start swinging batons at them.

It's nice to see your country collapse in real time.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2024 01:13 PM (iFyBA)

45 Bluntly, that's what bullets are for. When hordes of people surge against your military defenses on a border, that's when fighting is called for.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2024 01:10 PM (HnUIn)
___

At a minimum, an LRAD (long-range acoustic device) should have been deployed and activated.

May cause some busted eardrums, but that's not lethal.

What this junta wants is footage of guardsmen shooting illegals, preferably women and children.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at March 22, 2024 01:14 PM (qF3Ro)

46 The ROE needs to be switched to "sporty" mode.
Now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2024 01:14 PM (ufFY8)

47 44 Why aren't the Border Patrol shooting these animals? At least start swinging batons at them.

It's nice to see your country collapse in real time.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2024 01:13 PM (iFyBA)

Because the feds will prosecute them.

Posted by: XTC at March 22, 2024 01:15 PM (UnA8+)

48 38 Yep. But pretty soon the border ranchers will be fed up and most ranchers have some sort of earth moving gear. Makes the flowers grow.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 22, 2024 01:15 PM (0EOe9)

49 Then part of her job per the Biden administration was to ask them, "do you want to register to vote." If they want to register to vote she had to register them to be a voter with no ID.

Told you. This is how they plan to steal the 2024 election. Millions of illegal alien votes.
Posted by: JackStraw

-

Yep. And it secures the House, which had been pretty resilient to cheating.

Got to give them credit, they figured it out and knew they wouldn't have any meaningful opposition. The Electoral College being reduced to five cities is still the most badass, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 22, 2024 01:15 PM (Wg1x4)

50 Police can shoot a driver of a vehicle that he believes may hit him but not at hundreds of illegals rushing over him.

Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2024 01:16 PM (GzpNE)

51 How does Trump win NY? You are forgetting about RFK splitting the Democrat vote.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 22, 2024 01:16 PM (CecP5)

52 Destroy the country for the sake of Leftist power… so simple and easy to understand.

Posted by: tubal at March 22, 2024 01:16 PM (PCK5/)

53 Border Patrol need to start carrying bean bag shotguns at least .

Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2024 01:17 PM (GzpNE)

54 >>>Police can shoot a driver of a vehicle that he believes may hit him but not at hundreds of illegals rushing over him.
Posted by: polynikes


We can't do that in Philly anymore. Not a joke.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2024 01:17 PM (iFyBA)

55 53 Border Patrol need to start carrying bean bag shotguns at least .
Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2024 01:17 PM (GzpNE)

Water cannon, rubber bullets, tasers… some damn thing besides stern looks.

Posted by: tubal at March 22, 2024 01:18 PM (PCK5/)

56 200,000 Deportation Cases Dismissed Because Biden Admin Failed To File Paperwork
++++
Failed accidentally-on-purpose.

Six times the population of my city.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2024 01:04 PM (HnUIn)
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10 times the population of my own little town...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 22, 2024 01:18 PM (7fElN)

57 Water cannons... to start.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 22, 2024 01:18 PM (2yu8s)

58 Can I use this excuse when the IRS comes a knocking?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2024 01:18 PM (pVWRI)

59 Yep. But pretty soon the border ranchers will be fed up and most ranchers have some sort of earth moving gear. Makes the flowers grow.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 22, 2024 01:15 PM (0EOe9)

They are trying the one rancher for murder now as a warning. Better do it as a group if you're going to do it.

Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2024 01:18 PM (GzpNE)

60 We can't do that in Philly anymore. Not a joke.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

That, or Philly?

Posted by: Miklos with a straight face at March 22, 2024 01:19 PM (v+0wn)

61 55 53 Border Patrol need to start carrying bean bag shotguns at least .
Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2024 01:17 PM (GzpNE)

Water cannon, rubber bullets, tasers… some damn thing besides stern looks.
Posted by: tubal at March 22, 2024 01:18 PM (PCK5/)

Lavrentiy Garland would have them all locked up on Civil Rights charges before they could even give that stern look.

Posted by: XTC at March 22, 2024 01:20 PM (UnA8+)

62 They are trying the one rancher for murder now as a warning. Better do it as a group if you're going to do it.
Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2024 01:18 PM (GzpNE)
++++
Yeah, let's team up.

Posted by: Rancher with a bit of legal trouble and good friend in the FBI at March 22, 2024 01:20 PM (HnUIn)

63 We can't do that in Philly anymore. Not a joke.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2024 01:17 PM (iFyBA)

Your retirement can't come soon enough.

Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2024 01:20 PM (GzpNE)

64 One thing seems certain to me… if Texas does not escalate their border response after this mess, the situation will be worse than before.

Posted by: tubal at March 22, 2024 01:20 PM (PCK5/)

65 >>Yep. And it secures the House, which had been pretty resilient to cheating.

>>Got to give them credit, they figured it out and knew they wouldn't have any meaningful opposition. The Electoral College being reduced to five cities is still the most badass, though.

There was no way they weren't going to cheat in the '24 election. The only question is can we stop them.

I don't think it's hyperbole to say if we don't stop them now we are going the way of Argentina, maybe Venezuela, and it will decades if ever to get the country back.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2024 01:21 PM (LkLld)

66 Yeah, let's team up.
Posted by: Rancher with a bit of legal trouble and good friend in the FBI

Go get 'em buddy

Posted by: Ray Epps at March 22, 2024 01:21 PM (v+0wn)

67
61 55 53 Border Patrol need to start carrying bean bag shotguns at least .
Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2024 01:17 PM (GzpNE)

Water cannon, rubber bullets, tasers… some damn thing besides stern looks.
Posted by: tubal at March 22, 2024 01:18 PM (PCK5/)

Lavrentiy Garland would have them all locked up on Civil Rights charges before they could even give that stern look.
Posted by: XTC at March 22, 2024 01:20 PM (UnA8+)

Oh probably which makes me puke because the bastard invaders have NO civil rights..

Posted by: tubal at March 22, 2024 01:22 PM (PCK5/)

68 Plenty of room in the Hotel Trump Tower…….

Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2024 01:22 PM (o2ZRX)

69 Nobody's going to shoot without a guarantee they won't be prosecuted.

Posted by: XTC at March 22, 2024 01:12 PM (UnA8+)

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Make Vigilance Committees Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 22, 2024 01:23 PM (yjYHw)

70 "I will faithfully execute the laws of the United States of America"


hahahaha

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 22, 2024 01:23 PM (kO68M)

71 Yeah, let's team up.
Posted by: Rancher with a bit of legal trouble and good friend in the FBI

Go get 'em buddy
Posted by: Ray Epps at March 22, 2024 01:21 PM (v+0

If not now, when?

Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2024 01:23 PM (GzpNE)

72 How LOW can you GO?

Posted by: Limbo Rock at March 22, 2024 01:23 PM (63Dwl)

73 I felt so sorry for those Guardsmen not being able to even defend themselves. A long time ago, I was on Reactionary Platoon duty in Iwakuni Japan and the local Commies had a scheduled riot at the main gate. We fell out with our flak jackets, steel pot, and the most childish looking nightstick in the world. Fortunately, the Jap Commies were well disciplined. Yell through a bullhorn, snake dance, more yelling, more dancing, and then, everybody you go home we made point.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 22, 2024 01:23 PM (0EOe9)

74 Too fake for the sheiks

@MailOnline 22m
Shaun King is disinvited from Ramadan event and accused of using Islam as a grift after launching $1,000-a-ticket speaking tour a day after converting 'in solidarity with people of Gaza' https://trib.al/9uIUpNN

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2024 01:24 PM (IG4Id)

75

"My cat ate my homework! (titter-titter)"

- - DHS, INS

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2024 01:24 PM (x0n13)

76 Yo. Ease down.

For fuck's sake - some of you really don't give a shit about anyone but yourselves.

Posted by: ... at March 22, 2024 01:24 PM (Paj+5)

77 OT: Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11 1h
🚨BREAKING: Shareholders have just voted to make Trump Media & Technology Group, the parent company of Truth Social, a publicly traded company. This could net Trump a windfall of $4 billion. The President would need to seek a waiver to liquidate his stock before the end of a lockup period in order to use the cash to secure a $450 million bond in the Letitia James, “Get Trump” fraud case to then appeal the decision. Trump has nearly $500 million in cash, but experts claim he needs $1 billion in cash to secure a bond that size.

The merger approval means TMTG stock will trade on Nasdaq as "DJT" as early as next week.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 1h
Nothing like a clean $4 billion added to your net worth

Trump wins again
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We now return you to the current illegal migration thread.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 22, 2024 01:25 PM (2yu8s)

78 Border Patrol need to start carrying bean bag shotguns at least .
Posted by: polynikes at March 22, 2024 01:17 PM (GzpNE)

That is exactly what Brian Terry was carrying when he was killed.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at March 22, 2024 01:25 PM (l7Kbv)

79 The blitz is on in case Joe loses.

Posted by: fd at March 22, 2024 01:25 PM (7PNM7)

80 I suppose another way of seeing this s that the invaders called the bluff… that may be a bit too harsh.

Posted by: tubal at March 22, 2024 01:27 PM (PCK5/)

81 Looks like this is turning into a literal invasion. Plus, we've now got some Venezuelan illegal providing tutorials on TikTok showing "newcomers" how they can take over abandoned houses.

I don't see how vigilantism can be far away. Is the Biden cabal actually trying to provoke desperate citizens into creating Central-American-style death squads? Because I can't imagine that a majority of citizens in the southwest (and elsewhere, for that matter) are going to sit still for the criminal inaction of the federal government which is leading not only to a sharp spike in crimes committed by illegals, but, increasingly, to their ability to commit these crimes with impunity.

Oh, and I read somewhere today that the feds rounded up yet another person who was strolling around the capitol on 1/6. Absolute suicidal madness.

Posted by: Paco at March 22, 2024 01:27 PM (njExo)

82 74 Shaun King is disinvited from Ramadan event and accused of using Islam as a grift after launching $1,000-a-ticket speaking tour a day after converting 'in solidarity with people of Gaza' https://trib.al/9uIUpNN
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2024 01:24 PM (IG4Id)

Hopefully some enterprising young mujahid finds him and punishes him for his fakery.

Posted by: XTC at March 22, 2024 01:28 PM (UnA8+)

83 Does calling what is going on the Reconquista accurate?

Posted by: tubal at March 22, 2024 01:28 PM (PCK5/)

84 "My cat ate my homework! (titter-titter)"

- - DHS, INS
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

And my hard drive!

Posted by: Lois Lerner at March 22, 2024 01:29 PM (v+0wn)

85 ... Oh, and I read somewhere today that the feds rounded up yet another person who was strolling around the capitol on 1/6. Absolute suicidal madness.
Posted by: Paco at March 22, 2024 01:27 PM (njExo)
++++
Homicidal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2024 01:29 PM (HnUIn)

86 Macy Gardner @MacyGardnerr Mar 21
HOW is this real??!!
This illegal immigrant, crossing the border in CA, is wearing a $500+ CANADA GOOSE jacket, holding an iPhone. [CNN video footage; Chinese woman]

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 21h
Underreported story is that Communist China is sending undercover agents into America through our southern border

No sane country should allow their biggest geopolitical enemy to openly and freely invade them

But are any of us surprised?

The CCP owns the Biden crime family
===
I don't feel like searching for it but there's an X photo of Chinese [100 or so?] young and younger-middle-aged men with their luggage on the U.S. side of the border, I assume being 'vetted' by ICE or whoever, and they're all standing at the Chinese "at rest" military drill position.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 22, 2024 01:29 PM (2yu8s)

87 Plenty of room in the Hotel Trump Tower…….

Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2024 01:22 PM (o2ZRX)

---------------

"... Any time of year, we bankrupt you here."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 22, 2024 01:29 PM (yjYHw)

88 Ain't nobody going to jail. Oooo,, speaking of jail,

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj0Rz-uP4Mk

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 22, 2024 01:30 PM (X4yCj)

89 Worried about cheating?

Dems control governor, AG, and SOS in

PA, MI, WI, AZ.

AG and SOS in NV.

Gov and AG in NC.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at March 22, 2024 01:30 PM (7MyZQ)

90 Greg Price @greg_price11 19h
A 14-year-old girl was raped by an illegal from Honduras at a Comfort Inn turned into a migrant shelter in Massachusetts.

Gov. Maura Healy reacted to it by saying this about the vetting process for illegals: "It is unfortunate that from time to time, things will happen."

https://tinyurl.com/yc7xckbn
40 seconds
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Entered "lawfully" through a federal program is part of her excuse -- so what can you do?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 22, 2024 01:31 PM (2yu8s)

91 saw this on fox news earlier, seen here via gooogle (from 'newsweek'):

Democrats could hold former President Donald Trump responsible for chaotic scenes at the U.S.-Mexico border on Thursday, when migrants tore down fencing in El Paso, Texas, because of his role in torpedoing a bipartisan Senate immigration bill this year, MSNBC's Joe Scarborough said

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 22, 2024 01:31 PM (B1FKF)

92 ... Gov. Maura Healy reacted to it by saying this about the vetting process for illegals: "It is unfortunate that from time to time, things will happen." ...
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 22, 2024 01:31 PM (2yu8s)
++++
Hey, anyone remember the whole "if it saves just one life" thing?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2024 01:31 PM (HnUIn)

93 I think if things devolve as some believe there's going to be too many murders of illegals for the authorities to react in the manner they're using now.

Just imagine 10 - 20 shootings everyday, everywhere.

No way LE can keep up with that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 22, 2024 01:32 PM (Q4IgG)

94 Democrats could hold former President Donald Trump responsible for chaotic scenes at the U.S.-Mexico border on Thursday, when migrants tore down fencing in El Paso, Texas, because of his role in torpedoing a bipartisan Senate immigration bill this year, MSNBC's Joe Scarborough said
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 22, 2024 01:31 PM (B1FKF)
++++
The second-stupidest Joe on TV.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2024 01:32 PM (HnUIn)

95 Gov. Maura Healy reacted to it by saying this about the vetting process for illegals: "It is unfortunate that from time to time, things will happen."

https://tinyurl.com/yc7xckbn
40 seconds
===
Entered "lawfully" through a federal program is part of her excuse -- so what can you do?
Posted by: andycanuck

Some people did some things.

Posted by: Miklos also predicts that mistakes will have been made at March 22, 2024 01:32 PM (v+0wn)

96 Who was it that said, War ?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 22, 2024 01:32 PM (J8LnB)

97 >>>That, or Philly?
Posted by: Miklos with a straight face


Both? We are supposed to "get out of the way" of a speeding car, even if it's a homicide case.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2024 01:33 PM (VWp7G)

98 This person has a couple things to share before the prayer meeting.

https://images.app.goo.gl/7Y2MAjsYCzghGmWw5

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 22, 2024 01:33 PM (ufFY8)

99 >> Gov. Maura Healy reacted to it by saying this about the vetting process for illegals: "It is unfortunate that from time to time, things will happen." ...
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 22, 2024 01:31 PM (2yu8s)
++++
Hey, anyone remember the whole "if it saves just one life" thing?
____
Some people did some things.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 22, 2024 01:33 PM (bNf8H)

100 >>Democrats could hold former President Donald Trump responsible for chaotic scenes at the U.S.-Mexico border on Thursday, when migrants tore down fencing in El Paso, Texas, because of his role in torpedoing a bipartisan Senate immigration bill this year, MSNBC's Joe Scarborough said

They've been trying that for weeks. People aren't buying it. Well normal people. Leftists will believe anything they are told to believe.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2024 01:33 PM (LkLld)

101 Revised Definitions Coming Soon:

Limbo - Uncertainty of a persons status caused by White Supremacy

Invasion - 1. A large number of organized White Supremacist soldiers from one White Supremacist country entering another White Supremacist Country to kill, rape, and loot; 2. Any number of White Christian soldiers from a White Supremacist County entering a peaceful foreign area, uninvited, to kill, rape, loot, and subjugate the peaceful, indigenous People of Color.

3. Border - Deleted. An obsolete word/term.

4. Gang Member: Deleted. A hateful word/term used only by White Supremacists to disparage members of Peoples' of Color male social clubs.

Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2024 01:33 PM (5fDan)

102 re 84: and the archives and tape back ups, too. saving money on our behalf. you're welcome

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 22, 2024 01:33 PM (B1FKF)

103 >>>Your retirement can't come soon enough.
Posted by: polynikes


November 2nd is my last day.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2024 01:33 PM (VWp7G)

104 Hmmm. Whiff of the grape.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 22, 2024 01:34 PM (di6C2)

105 Don't worry, Mike and Mitch will be rewarded and Zelensky will make billions,, while the citizens are punished.

If politics is a religion in DC, then simony is rampant.

Posted by: GOP sux at March 22, 2024 01:34 PM (Zzbjj)

106 103 >>>Your retirement can't come soon enough.
Posted by: polynikes


November 2nd is my last day.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 22, 2024 01:33 PM (VWp7G)

Out before the possible election riots… well played, sir.

Posted by: tubal at March 22, 2024 01:35 PM (PCK5/)

107 Ghengas Khan wishes he had Democrats running his opponents

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2024 01:35 PM (y0kNK)

108 I've got a solution!

Posted by: Sir Hiram Maxim at March 22, 2024 01:35 PM (Zz86T)

109 Trump has to win in November or else the country will cease to exist. It's do or die.

There is simply no alternative.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 22, 2024 01:35 PM (++4z6)

110 105 Don't worry, Mike and Mitch will be rewarded and Zelensky will make billions,, while the citizens are punished.

If politics is a religion in DC, then simony is rampant.
Posted by: GOP sux at March 22, 2024 01:34 PM (Zzbjj)

And sodomy, don’t forget the sodomy…

Posted by: tubal at March 22, 2024 01:35 PM (PCK5/)

111 103 If you want a job, come down to Arkansas and find a comfortable small town. The boys are still allowed to PIT and the staties have 1100 Remingtons in the trunk.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 22, 2024 01:36 PM (0EOe9)

112 Ha, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes on now on Retro channel.

Ricardo Montalban is the circus owner, 20 yrs after the previous movie.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2024 01:37 PM (ufFY8)

113 And sodomy, don’t forget the sodomy…
Posted by: tubal

FEDERAL CONTRACT AWARDED

Posted by: Sexretary Pete Buttgig at March 22, 2024 01:37 PM (v+0wn)

114 The apes are shining shoes, doing the jobs Americans wouldn't do.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2024 01:38 PM (ufFY8)

115 The dog that ate 200000 + pages of paperwork has got to be a big doggie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 22, 2024 01:38 PM (/vYfl)

116 Republicans have veto-proof majorities in the NC General Assembly and the state Senate. The NC Supreme Court is majority Republican.

Posted by: mrp at March 22, 2024 01:38 PM (rj6Yv)

117 Does calling what is going on the Reconquista accurate?

Posted by: tubal at March 22, 2024 01:28 PM (PCK5/)

-----------

We'll eventually be carved up into geographically-partitioned colonies run & administered by The Cartels (Southwest & Left Coast), The ChiComms (Midwest Breadbasket), The Formerly Great White North & Northeast (Muzzie Caliphate), and Venezuelan-led Latin Americans (Southeast).

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 22, 2024 01:38 PM (yjYHw)

118 The dog that ate 200000 + pages of paperwork has got to be a big doggie
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 22, 2024 01:38 PM (/vYfl)

Probably shits like a horse, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2024 01:39 PM (ufFY8)

119 We need some of those Solvent Green human dump trucks at the border and DC.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 22, 2024 01:39 PM (J8LnB)

120 Republicans have veto-proof majorities in the NC General Assembly and the state Senate. The NC Supreme Court is majority Republican.
Posted by: mrp

And the Lt. Governor will whup yo ass if provoked

Posted by: Miklos to the South at March 22, 2024 01:39 PM (v+0wn)

121 The dog that ate 200000 + pages of paperwork has got to be a big doggie
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 22, 2024 01:38 PM (/vYfl)

Probably shits like a horse, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2024 01:39 PM (ufFY
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Definitely getting his roughage...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 22, 2024 01:40 PM (7fElN)

122 114 The apes are shining shoes, doing the jobs Americans wouldn't do.
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And making Bavarian crepes at the Magic Monkey Pan.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 22, 2024 01:40 PM (2yu8s)

123 need some of those Solvent Green human dump trucks at the border and DC.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 22, 2024 01:39 PM (J8LnB)

Bring in the scoops!

And Godzilla.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2024 01:40 PM (ufFY8)

124 unfortunate that from time to time, things will happen."
--------

Some people did something.

Posted by: ... at March 22, 2024 01:41 PM (Paj+5)

125 The ChiComms (Midwest Breadbasket)
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Gatesylvania.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 22, 2024 01:41 PM (2yu8s)

126 *chef's kiss*

Posted by: Cloward and Piven at March 22, 2024 01:43 PM (rJ7Hd)

127 Time to go full Christian Nationalist on these people.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 22, 2024 01:43 PM (++4z6)

128 Heh, the movie says all the dogs and cats got COVID, and croaked, so they replaced them with apes, which are now slaves.

I may have replaced 'plague from the apen-nauts" with COVID.

Caesar better get busy with the female simians if he wants his progeny to conquer the earth.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2024 01:43 PM (ufFY8)

129 RNC Research
@RNCResearch

REPORTER: "Look at this video [of illegals rushing the southern border] — it's pretty dramatic."

DEMOCRAT REP. PETE AGUILAR: "Yeah. I haven't seen the video."

REPORTER: "I'm playing it right now."

AGUILAR: "Yeah, alright, thank you!"

https://tinyurl.com/33yecc7z

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2024 01:43 PM (NpAcC)

130 121 The dog that ate 200000 + pages of paperwork has got to be a big doggie
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 22, 2024 01:38 PM (/vYfl)

Probably shits like a horse, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2024 01:39 PM (ufFY
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Definitely getting his roughage...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 22, 2024 01:40 PM (7fElN)

Ummm...Ruffage.

It was right there!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2024 01:44 PM (rJ7Hd)

131 Once the illegals are registered to vote, they can have ballots magically appear in their name, even if they never go vote. That's what the big trucks loaded with prefilled out ballots was all about (I think).

And it is why so many voters are told they already voted, when they go to vote on election day. The election fraud machine seems well oiled and ready for another stolen election.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2024 01:44 PM (Cus5s)

132 A good defense against a mass of criminal aliens pushing forward is fixed bayonets and/or spears.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 22, 2024 01:44 PM (qboHG)

133 Where is our Cromwell?

Posted by: GOP sux at March 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Zzbjj)

134 133 Where is our Cromwell?

Posted by: GOP sux at March 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Zzbjj)


He's in court.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2024 01:45 PM (rJ7Hd)

135 Republicans have veto-proof majorities in the NC General Assembly and the state Senate. The NC Supreme Court is majority Republican.
Posted by: mrp

True but the Dems don't need NC.

Or FL or OH or IA.

They all used to be crucial states.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at March 22, 2024 01:46 PM (7MyZQ)

136 You know what this country needs? To import a few hundred thousand cannibals.

Incidentally, three times Biden abandoned American citizens:

1) Afghanistan
2) Gaza
3) Haiti

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 22, 2024 01:46 PM (FVME7)

137 The border patrol is facilitating the invasion Not hindering it.
I didn't think this was any kind of a news flash.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $28 burrito at March 22, 2024 01:47 PM (MeG8a)

138 DEMOCRAT REP. PETE AGUILAR: "Yeah. I haven't seen the video."

REPORTER: "I'm playing it right now."

AGUILAR: "Yeah, alright, thank you!"

https://tinyurl.com/33yecc7z
Posted by: redridinghood

Well, ignorance is bliss.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 22, 2024 01:48 PM (FVME7)

139 134 133 Where is our Cromwell?

Posted by: GOP sux at March 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Zzbjj)


He's in court.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2024 01:45 PM (rJ7Hd)

=======

Trump is a reformer. He's honestly no Cromwell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 22, 2024 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

140 >>> A good defense against a mass of criminal aliens pushing forward is fixed bayonets and/or spears.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Yes.
Our soldiers were just standing there and this mob of people pushed themselves onto the pig stickers.

More cedible than claymores.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 22, 2024 01:48 PM (cOq4q)

141 134 He's in court.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2024 01:45 PM (rJ7Hd)

Doubtful. He wouldn't dare ruin lives or kill.

And we need a killer.

Posted by: XTC at March 22, 2024 01:49 PM (UnA8+)

142 Where is our Cromwell?

Posted by: GOP sux at March 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Zzbjj)


He's in court.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

He can dance, too.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dy1C95p00E

Posted by: Miklos likes this at March 22, 2024 01:49 PM (v+0wn)

143 132 A good defense against a mass of criminal aliens pushing forward is fixed bayonets and/or spears.
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Meh, 81mm mortars can fix this very quickly. Maybe one of the mortar men gets a scrape opening the ammo boxes.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 22, 2024 01:49 PM (FmapG)

144 Where is our Cromwell?

Posted by: GOP sux at March 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Zzbjj)


He's in court.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Over valued his castle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 22, 2024 01:49 PM (FVME7)

145 Afternoon.

If your GPS sounded like it was from Appalachia.

https://tinyurl.com/ym9p8xz6

Posted by: Robert at March 22, 2024 01:49 PM (1Yy3c)

146 Time to go full Christian Nationalist on these people.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken


Every neo-marxist programmer: "OOOH YEAH~!"
( masturbates furiously )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2024 01:49 PM (IG4Id)

147 More credible than claymores.
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BLADE TOWARDS ENEMY

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 22, 2024 01:49 PM (2yu8s)

148 Yep, not what its all about after all.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 22, 2024 01:50 PM (as3uC)

149 142 Where is our Cromwell?

Posted by: GOP sux at March 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Zzbjj)
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That was Obama. Transformation = Reformation = Reconstruction....

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 22, 2024 01:50 PM (FmapG)

150 Trump has to win in November or else the country will cease to exist

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Already did. Lawless authoritarian socialist superstate out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2024 01:50 PM (0l8OY)

151 And we need a killer.
Posted by: XTC

Tanned, rested and ready

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 22, 2024 01:50 PM (X4yCj)

152 Trump has to win in November or else the country will cease to exist. It's do or die.

There is simply no alternative.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 22, 2024 01:35 PM (++4z6)

------------

And even then, I'd speculate that there's a 200% chance that the Deep State has already gamed out plans from violent upheavels (they did so in 2020 as well just in case he overcame the Chasm of Fraud) to targeted assassinations to martial law to Lawfare on Steroids (basically everything goes) -- and perhaps a 20% chance that Trump and some vestige of the he Republic survives in any recognizable form.

Sad!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 22, 2024 01:50 PM (AkWcS)

153

governor abbott should immediately call for a special session of the texas legislature and tell them to as quickly as is prudent

"send him a bill that:

1 deputizes all able bodied men and women in texas that have no criminal history

2 indemnifies them from - all - criminal and civil prosecution

3 issues them a $500 voucher for expenses

4 instructs them to report to a list of border towns with their rifle and their sidearm and all other related equipment and make contact with local law enforcement personnel

5 they cannot be fired in any other way be retaliated against by their current or any future employer for performing this patriotic duty any more than they could be for being called up into the national guard"

and then just watch what happens next

Posted by: sound awake at March 22, 2024 01:51 PM (xXV3t)

154 neo-marxist: Here, try this Good Ice Cream
2-second conservative: Well, it says 'Good' and 'Ice Cream' so it must be good ice cream. OK!

NARRATOR: It was neither ice cream nor good.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2024 01:51 PM (IG4Id)

155 I don't know about you guys but the idea of being impaled scares me more than the idea of being shot.

Being squished to death under an armored vehicle disturbs me the most though.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 22, 2024 01:52 PM (qboHG)

156 Trump can't fix this, because he wants to. The only way to fix it is to destroy it. Physically.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2024 01:52 PM (0l8OY)

157 What's keeping Biden out of the slammer or from having a date with the hangman?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 22, 2024 01:53 PM (J8LnB)

158 155 I don't know about you guys but the idea of being impaled scares me more than the idea of being shot.

Being squished to death under an armored vehicle disturbs me the most though.
--------------
Drowning under decks is the one I want to avoid.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 22, 2024 01:53 PM (FmapG)

159 @MailOnline 22m
Shaun King is disinvited from Ramadan event and accused of using Islam as a grift after launching $1,000-a-ticket speaking tour a day after converting 'in solidarity with people of Gaza' https://trib.al/9uIUpNN


Shaun King? Grifting? I'm so shocked I may faint. Not.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 22, 2024 01:53 PM (2ocoG)

160 I've said this before, but the average height of people in my city has decreased by 4-6 inches. All of the illegals around here are either Mexican or Guatemalan. The local African Americans ain't happy. They'll still vote D , but they ain't happy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 22, 2024 01:54 PM (/vYfl)

161 noood obaka

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2024 01:54 PM (IG4Id)

162 156 Trump can't fix this, because he wants to. The only way to fix it is to destroy it. Physically.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2024 01:52 PM (0l8OY)

========

It's just simply that we're well past the stage where the only resolution is revolution.

Either that, or break up as the federal Leviathan collapses under its own weight.

I lean towards the latter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 22, 2024 01:54 PM (GBKbO)

163 And we don't have drones overlooking the cartel safehouses/ processing centers just south of the border from which these groups are corralled before they walk to the border the next day? We just cannot go to these houses dressed as aliens and take out the cartel coyotes and paymasters? Perhaps that would be a deterent. Or at night dismantle/wreck the tracks of the "Death Train" that carries a lot of aliens from the middle of Mexico to the border a la French Maqui Resistance saboteurs (or sabotage the locomotives??)??? Chingate ALMO the Castronista! (Also, could drain all the dog pounds of excess and unwanted pitbulls and then drop them off on the Mexican side so they become feral packs to harass the aliens. We are so unimaginative; we are sleepwalking into another 911 and Sweden/France/UK invasion syndrome.

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at March 22, 2024 01:54 PM (LKMDZ)

164 >>> I don't know about you guys but the idea of being impaled scares me more than the idea of being shot.

Impaled worse than getting limbs lopped off with swords?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 22, 2024 01:55 PM (cOq4q)

165 We just need better candidates.

Posted by: ... at March 22, 2024 01:55 PM (Paj+5)

166 143 132 A good defense against a mass of criminal aliens pushing forward is fixed bayonets and/or spears.
----------------
Meh, 81mm mortars can fix this very quickly. Maybe one of the mortar men gets a scrape opening the ammo boxes.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Napalm.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2024 01:55 PM (nTENC)

167 FDA agrees to remove social media posts and webpages which urged people not to take Ivermectin to treat Covid

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And not even 5 years too late!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 22, 2024 01:55 PM (FVME7)

168 Being cut in half by an 88mm shell -- at least it's quick and... spectacular!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 22, 2024 01:56 PM (2yu8s)

169 >>> FDA agrees to remove social media posts and webpages which urged people not to take Ivermectin to treat Covid

Then they can claim they never 'advised' against it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 22, 2024 01:57 PM (cOq4q)

170 @andycanuck, I distinctly recall during the George Floyd riots, especially in DC and NYC, seeing Chinese young men in leadership roles directing action. Remember the Houston consulate burning documents? And the police station set on fire in Minneapolis was by someone breaking the gas pipe and setting it on fire, which is a pro move. They're already here.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 22, 2024 01:59 PM (/oEcd)

171 Of course, they shit all over America and then can't complete the "paper work"

Posted by: SMOD at March 22, 2024 01:59 PM (RHGPo)

172 And even then, I'd speculate that there's a 200% chance that the Deep State has already gamed out plans from violent upheavels (they did so in 2020 as well just in case he overcame the Chasm of Fraud) to targeted assassinations to martial law to Lawfare on Steroids (basically everything goes) -- and perhaps a 20% chance that Trump and some vestige of the he Republic survives in any recognizable form.

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Yep. JJ linked an article to the group that was game planning and organizing exactly that. Four star generals, CIA, DOD, and lots of (R) media all in a group designed specifically to engage in a coup/color revolution against America.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- Your view has the 1st hamstringing the government in the most important times at March 22, 2024 02:01 PM (Wg1x4)

173 Shoot a bunch of OTM male fighting-age aliens several miles south of the border and leak it to the press that the Cartels are killing those who have not paid their enforeced fee. Just do it!!

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at March 22, 2024 02:01 PM (LKMDZ)

174 TRAC paperwork is filed by the 1st contact Govt employee(Taking between 5minutes and perhaps 1 hour)...the follow up scheduling and entry, the part that went missing or was simply not done....is done by a functionary at a computer(Where dozens of cases files can be collected/collated and forwarded at a time with a mouse click)
While the field personnel stayed working, out in the field, having daily contacts with untested, vetted foreigners, doing the initial interviews, and filling out the initial forms. The Data entry desk bound, office folks were sent to work from "Home" because of COVID, 75% of them or more, where there was no Office manager to hover over them and make sure they were actually DOING their jobs. They STILL have not returned to their offices, more than half are still working(not working) remotely, as federal union employees they are nearly impossible to fire, and it is nearly impossible to INSIST they increase or even achieve anything remotely similar to a private sector "Productivity standard". Biden etal constantly claim they need to spend ever MORE money on the people processing(not processing), and continue to short shrift those "Preventing"

Posted by: birdog at March 22, 2024 02:04 PM (+Fkyb)

175 Kate has cancer. just announced by buckingham place and her.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2024 02:06 PM (bving)

176 A good defense against a mass of criminal aliens pushing forward is fixed bayonets and/or spears.
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Meh, 81mm mortars can fix this very quickly. Maybe one of the mortar men gets a scrape opening the ammo boxes.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Napalm.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2024 01:55 PM (nTENC)

a row of claymores.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2024 02:07 PM (bving)

177 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2024 02:07 PM (fwDg9)

178 It's important to stretch before you get down to work.

https://tinyurl.com/bdfc4xfh

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 22, 2024 02:07 PM (FVME7)

179 @DonovanNuera, I say we recreate the first half hour of The Wild Bunch and load a cavalry troop on a train to chase the bandidos.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 22, 2024 02:09 PM (/oEcd)

180 Kate has cancer. just announced by buckingham place and her.
Posted by: SturmToddler

Sorry to hear.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 22, 2024 02:09 PM (FVME7)

181 @andycanuck, my dad said that if you heard an 88 fire at you, it had already missed. You never heard the one that hit you.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 22, 2024 02:14 PM (/oEcd)

182 Are we willowed?

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2024 02:15 PM (fwDg9)

183 Details matter, except to the Historic First A, B, C, and D Categories Press Secretary. KJP and the other Stupid White House Non-Brainiacs cannot even get Kate Middleton's title correct. KJP just referred to her as the Duchess of Cambridge. Why? She is officially the Princess of Wales. American Diplomacy by the Adults is Back, Baby!

Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2024 02:23 PM (5fDan)

184 179 @DonovanNuera, I say we recreate the first half hour of The Wild Bunch and load a cavalry troop on a train to chase the bandidos.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 22, 2024 02:09 PM (/oEcd)


This is the beginning of "The Wild Bunch?"

Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2024 02:26 PM (5fDan)

185 Fire all involved. Oppsie!

Deport all involved. Oppsie.

Posted by: Fred at March 22, 2024 04:25 PM (bXvrr)

186 Vermin Reptiles Trial Lawyers Liberal Democrats UN Globalists and other lower lifeforms

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 22, 2024 05:23 PM (wGqjj)

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