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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Hezb'allah Terrorist Arrested at Southern Border; Admits He Entered US to Build a BombMigrant crime is out of control. Illegal migrant admits terror group affiliation after crossing into U.S., "I'm going to try to make a bomb" Sun Mar 17 2024In more migrant crime news: a man wanted by Interpol in connection with four murders was allowed to move to the US and settle here. It's unknown if he's an illegal alien or merely an alien that no real country ever would have allowed to visit. Aderbis Segundo Pirela Pirela, a top fugitive on Interpol and Colombian National Police lists, was apprehended in New Braunfels. He faces serious charges for multiple crimes, including murder, drug trafficking, and extortion in Colombia. Key Details: Aderbis Segundo Pirela Pirela, listed as a most wanted fugitive by Interpol and Colombian authorities, was captured in New Braunfels.Pirela Pirela is implicated in at least four murders and faces charges in Bogota, Colombia, for homicide, drug trafficking, and extortion. Details regarding his entry into the U.S. and his stay in New Braunfels remain unknown. The arrest of Aderbis Segundo Pirela Pirela in New Braunfels highlights a glaring gap in the Biden administration's border security and immigration policies. The fact that a highly dangerous individual, wanted internationally for grave crimes, could enter and reside in the United States undetected poses serious questions about the effectiveness of border control and immigration vetting processes. Pirela Pirela's presence in the U.S., linked to at least four murders, drug trafficking, and extortion, underlines a critical lapse in national security measures. This incident not only exposes the vulnerabilities in monitoring and tracking individuals who pose a potential threat but also reflects a broader issue of inadequate enforcement and oversight within the current immigration system. Further complicating the matter is the lack of transparency regarding how Pirela Pirela managed to enter the United States and the duration of his stay before being apprehended. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
first!
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:16 PM (bving) 2
and corgis were called first
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:16 PM (bving) 3
and he just wanted to emulate his hero, clock boy...
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:17 PM (bving) 4
Top 10?!?
Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at March 18, 2024 01:17 PM (pgwxJ) 5
We have native-born citizens who make bombs, too, you know.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 01:18 PM (9yWhg) 6
Clock Boy hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 18, 2024 01:18 PM (MnHeR) 7
447 nood invader
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:16 PM (bving) Now I have an old Iron Maiden song in my head. Posted by: Pug Mahon, I May No Longer Be able To Even at March 18, 2024 01:18 PM (xPJvm) 8
"The fact that a highly dangerous individual, wanted internationally for grave crimes, could enter and reside in the United States undetected poses serious questions about the effectiveness of border control and immigration vetting processes. "
they just can't help making comedy gold out of any/everything they touch! Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 18, 2024 01:19 PM (PFYt9) 9
"Upon his capture, Ebbadi was found without any documents, claiming they were stolen "with a knife" while he was in Costa Rica. He also admitted to using a fake birthday and name in Sweden, Ecuador, and Panama. His initial plan was to go to New York and then move around the country."
but you know, he was fleeing a war torn country and had to keep moving through such dangerous and harsh territory until he reached the safety of america... Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:19 PM (bving) 10
DOJ Press Release ..
Damian Williams, the United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York; Matthew G. Olsen, the Assistant Attorney General of the Justice Department’s National Security Division; and Anne Milgram, the Administrator of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (“DEA” ![]() ![]() Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2024 01:19 PM (RHGPo) 11
It could have been a bombbath ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 18, 2024 01:19 PM (MnHeR) 12
So, somehow, this guy didn't make it onto Biden's underground railroad?
Posted by: Paco at March 18, 2024 01:19 PM (njExo) Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:19 PM (bving) 14
Well, they built this country, I guess they can blow it up.
Or rape children. Or murder college students. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 01:20 PM (di6C2) 15
12 So, somehow, this guy didn't make it onto Biden's underground railroad?
Posted by: Paco at March 18, 2024 01:19 PM (njExo) Or get flown in. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 01:20 PM (di6C2) 16
How quickly was he released with a voter registration card and a debit card?
Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at March 18, 2024 01:20 PM (/Qszy) 17
I was assured only straight while males were threatening to bomb things.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2024 01:20 PM (2ocoG) 18
For every one caught, there's one helluva lot more that aren't. I don't think the NG in the NYC subway was because of a bum or two. Somethings coming. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 18, 2024 01:20 PM (RKVpM) 19
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:20 PM (Zz0t1) 20
There's an old movie with Basil Bassel and Whit Bissell, but Whit's will directed that all copies be destroyed upon his death.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at March 18, 2024 01:21 PM (MvF+J) 21
"He's the only one. He admitted it!"
"I can't believe he would make Biden look bad." "Great, now people are going to believe their lying eyes instead of NYT reports." -DU, 99.32% probability Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding what is best in life with Robert E. Howard at March 18, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO) 22
OT: I knew this day would come, but I never thought I would say this.
This is too big. https://tinyurl.com/5y5wb29e Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 01:21 PM (di6C2) 23
Vote dem or they will import someone to kill you and take your place.
This is your future. If you think they're not coming for you, you're stupid. They are. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:21 PM (Zz0t1) 24
I was assured only straight while males were threatening to bomb things.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2024 01:20 PM (2ocoG) Caucasian - adjacent ... Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:22 PM (bving) Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 18, 2024 01:22 PM (2yu8s) 26
Hezb'allah Terrorist Arrested at Southern Border; Admits He Entered US to Build a Bomb
-- The American Dream Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 18, 2024 01:22 PM (DpEcY) 27
I wonder how high inflation needs to go before all the criminals start to self deport?
Posted by: Just Lily at March 18, 2024 01:22 PM (Kvy29) 28
21 "He's the only one. He admitted it!"
"I can't believe he would make Biden look bad." "Great, now people are going to believe their lying eyes instead of NYT reports." -DU, 99.32% probability Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding what is best in life with Robert E. Howard at March 18, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO) You forgot 'He's cute. My wife will like him.' Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 01:22 PM (di6C2) 29
I remember when New Braunfels was just a little town on I-35 that you passed by on the way north out of San Antonio.
Natural Bridge Caverns and SNAKE FARM were its main attractions... Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 18, 2024 01:22 PM (wtvvX) 30
This is fine.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 01:22 PM (DRSnL) 31
He simply came here to build the bombs that Americans are unable, or unwilling, to build.
Posted by: 29Victor at March 18, 2024 01:22 PM (M+gBW) 32
18. For every one caught, there's one helluva lot more that aren't. I don't think the NG in the NYC subway was because of a bum or two. - Divide by Zero
It's like trying to rid yourself of a cockroach infestation by stepping on one at a time. Futile. Posted by: Paco at March 18, 2024 01:22 PM (njExo) 33
And didja see this?
This Guatemalan accused of causing a cop's death while resisting arrest has been released. You'll never guess why. https://tinyurl.com/54hh5f7v - The why is because . . . A 19-year-old Guatemalan man has been released by ICE after charges were dropped in a aggravated manslaughter case where the migrant Virgilio Aguilar Mendez was accused in the killing of St. Johns County Sheriff's Office Sgt. Michael Kunovich while resisting arrest. The twist? Mendez's lawyer got him out of the charge because Mendez doesn't speak English. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 18, 2024 01:23 PM (FVME7) 34
I will be surprised if there isn't a terror attack in this country before November.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2024 01:23 PM (lTGtQ) 35
OT: I knew this day would come, but I never thought I would say this.
This is too big. https://tinyurl.com/5y5wb29e Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 01:21 PM (di6C2) I want to see them, but yes....that poor woman. She's in for a rough go as she ages. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:23 PM (Zz0t1) 36
"I was assured only straight while males were threatening to bomb things."
Migrants build the bombs that Americans won't. Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at March 18, 2024 01:23 PM (MvF+J) 37
Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro Navarro scolds "Latino friends" who are voting Trump. She rehashes Trump's "animals" comments about MS13, taking it out of context to claim it was about all migrants. She claims "not taking them out of context" and claims Trump will allow people to murder Latinos in the streets. https://tinyurl.com/4b2m26dd Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2024 01:23 PM (NpAcC) 38
For every one caught, there's one helluva lot more that aren't. I don't think the NG in the NYC subway was because of a bum or two.
Somethings coming. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 18, 2024 01:20 PM (RKVpM) i actually kind of doubt that. iirc, they won't let them carry long guns, so they're really just observers, i believe. if they REALLY thought something was up, i'd expect them to be armed. even in nyc Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:23 PM (bving) 39
The Demoncrats want them here to kill you so that they don't have to get their own hands bloody.
Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2024 01:23 PM (UnA8+) 40
29 I remember when New Braunfels was just a little town on I-35 that you passed by on the way north out of San Antonio.
Natural Bridge Caverns and SNAKE FARM were its main attractions... Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 18, 2024 01:22 PM (wtvvX) And WurstFest, of course... Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 18, 2024 01:24 PM (wtvvX) 41
Willowed
The point is, politically, to fix Social Security and Medicare, you have to also cut/eliminate all the other perks that other groups are getting--federal retirees, and so on. That is the only way to effectively reduce the budget politically if EVERYONE shares the pain. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 01:17 PM (TPpzE) —— This is where owning the media comes in help. Remember Obamacare cut Medicare by $200 billion to pay for the ACA and it was sold as “shoring up” Medicare. Literally taking money out of the program was saving it. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 18, 2024 01:24 PM (++4z6) 42
Sadly, I don't believe anything that International LE says.
This guy might be a criminal, or he might be an inconvenient political operative. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2024 01:24 PM (aD39U) 43
22 OT: I knew this day would come, but I never thought I would say this.
This is too big. https://tinyurl.com/5y5wb29e Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 01:21 PM (di6C2) Article ends with saying she's on Onlyfans. Also seems to demonstrate a serious lack of consideration for others. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 18, 2024 01:24 PM (eYoxG) 44
he should be deported to the Atlantic ocean
Posted by: vic at March 18, 2024 01:24 PM (A5THL) 45
I tubed in New Braunfels once. It was fun.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2024 01:24 PM (aD39U) 46
Fishy. I'm pretty sure confessing your intentions is covered in Terrorist Bombing School.
I could be wrong...not really my thing. Posted by: DOYLE at March 18, 2024 01:25 PM (Z8Yh2) 47
Trump says some undocumented immigrants are ‘not people’. The former president also warned of “a bloodbath” if he does not defeat Joe Biden in November. “I don’t know if you call them people,” he said at a rally near Dayton, Ohio. “In some cases they’re not people, in my opinion. But I’m not allowed to say that because the radical left says that’s a terrible thing to say.”
on their planet, a zygot is a person, but a human is not. Glad I live on this planet. The rules make much more sense. But I'm afraid there isn't room for both of us, so they have to go. They aren't welcome here any longer. It is a non-white, non-English speaking person who is not human for these nasty pieces of racist shit Already calling for violence from his cult if he doesn't win. And some of them will do it. There were murders after he lost in 2020. He'll demand more murders this time. He just can't stand losing without blood being spilled. Between "bloodbath" and "not human" he is advocating for the elimination and violence against immigrants. This is stochastic terrorism at it's most blatant. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 18, 2024 01:25 PM (JCZqz) 48
But White Nationalists are the REALLY REAL threat!
Posted by: Pentagon at March 18, 2024 01:25 PM (xaFKb) 49
Vote dem or they will import someone to kill you and take your place.
_______ Vote dem AND they will import someone to kill you and take your place. Plus your ballot will vote Dem after you're gone. Win‐Win Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 18, 2024 01:26 PM (fs1hN) 50
35 OT: I knew this day would come, but I never thought I would say this.
This is too big. https://tinyurl.com/5y5wb29e Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 01:21 PM (di6C2) I want to see them, but yes....that poor woman. She's in for a rough go as she ages. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:23 PM (Zz0t1) She is the physical embodiment of an anime meme. Damn. Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 18, 2024 01:26 PM (wtvvX) 51
Bagel Bagel
Posted by: Little Kaiser at March 18, 2024 01:26 PM (63Dwl) 52
Any chance of PDT winning the election will stave off an attack until he is in office.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2024 01:26 PM (YFoj8) 53
OT: I knew this day would come, but I never thought I would say this.
This is too big. https://tinyurl.com/5y5wb29e Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 01:21 PM (di6C2) ===== Ooof, and I thought MY old ones were bad. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 01:26 PM (DRSnL) 54
the terrorists all thank Joe Shitpants.
Posted by: vic at March 18, 2024 01:27 PM (A5THL) 55
If Trump hadn't opposed that nation-saving bipartisan border deal brilliantly conceived by Biden, who was very careful about overstepping his executive authority without proper legislative backing, we'd have this problem solved. Responsibility for any and all terrorist activity now belongs to Trump, who by the way is now openly calling for a "bloodbath" is he's not elected.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 18, 2024 01:27 PM (Nz25F) 56
Ooof, and I thought MY old ones were bad.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 01:26 PM (DRSnL) Like having two toddlers attached to your chest. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 01:27 PM (di6C2) 57
But White Nationalists are the REALLY REAL threat! Posted by: Pentagon at March 18, 2024 01:25 PM I think the new line refers to the 'dark feelings' of White Nationalists. I try to keep up, but every day, every bad poll they add more adjectives. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 18, 2024 01:27 PM (RKVpM) 58
"Hezb'allah Terrorist Arrested at Southern Border; Admits He Entered US to Build a Bomb"
OMG!! This is not important!! Trump said bloodbath!! Posted by: The Media Gimps at March 18, 2024 01:27 PM (CJqj6) 59
I want to see them
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:23 PM (Zz0t1) ===== She's on OnlyFans, so have at it! Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 01:27 PM (DRSnL) 60
I sometimes shopped at Bloodbath and Beyond, but it's really expensive.
I mean, a hundred bucks for a kitchen garbage can??? Posted by: Pug Mahon, I May No Longer Be able To Even at March 18, 2024 01:28 PM (xPJvm) 61
Already calling for violence from his cult if he doesn't win. And some of them will do it. There were murders after he lost in 2020
_______ The murders were of Trump supporters by the Capitol police. What other murders is this fool talking about? Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 18, 2024 01:28 PM (fs1hN) Posted by: Czech Chick at March 18, 2024 01:28 PM (I6NNh) 63
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Ooof, and I thought MY old ones were bad. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 01:26 PM (DRSnL) That's hot. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:28 PM (Zz0t1) 64
Christian Nationalists
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at March 18, 2024 01:28 PM (aD39U) 65
I remember when New Braunfels was just a little town on I-35 that you passed by on the way north out of San Antonio.
Natural Bridge Caverns and SNAKE FARM were its main attractions... Posted by: Tex Lovera It was a nice little town until 10-15 years ago, when it doubled in size. Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2024 01:28 PM (lTGtQ) 66
22 OT: I knew this day would come, but I never thought I would say this.
This is too big. https://tinyurl.com/5y5wb29e Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 01:21 PM (di6C2) Just wait until they're hanging below the knees. Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2024 01:29 PM (UnA8+) 67
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She's on OnlyFans, so have at it! Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 01:27 PM (DRSnL) I'm not paying to see them......are you crazy? It's a down economy!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:29 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2024 01:29 PM (CBWGS) 69
Hezb'allah Terrorist Arrested at Southern Border; Admits He Entered US to Build a Bomb
Dude you are supposed to say you are making a clock come on you are making me look bad! Posted by: Clock Boy at March 18, 2024 01:29 PM (ibTVg) 70
I want to see them
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:23 PM (Zz0t1) I would say no. *maintains grip on man card* At a certain point, they cease to be boobs. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 01:29 PM (di6C2) 71
Basel Bassel cocked his fez and flipped his tassel. Twas no hassle.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at March 18, 2024 01:29 PM (MvF+J) 72
besides voting harderer (lol) all a regular citizen can do is drive as defensively as possible, and follow the basic tech thread principles: - always carry - always have a plan - head on a swivel - and above all: OPSEC! Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 18, 2024 01:29 PM (PFYt9) 73
This is too big.
https://tinyurl.com/5y5wb29e Posted by: Aetius451AD Too bad. She's got a really cute face. She could be a real stunner with if she dropped a few cup sizes. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 01:29 PM (9yWhg) 74
37 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro Navarro scolds "Latino friends" who are voting Trump. She rehashes Trump's "animals" comments about MS13, taking it out of context to claim it was about all migrants. She claims "not taking them out of context" and claims Trump will allow people to murder Latinos in the streets. https://tinyurl.com/4b2m26dd Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2024 01:23 PM (NpAcC) ======== Why didn't people do that during his first term? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding what is best in life with Robert E. Howard at March 18, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO) 75
Navarro needs to gorge on more food and explode. What a waste of oxygen that piece of worthless shit is. Posted by: four seasons at March 18, 2024 01:30 PM (PisyI) 76
I want to see them, but yes....that poor woman.
____ You've seen one boob, you wanna see 'em all. Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 18, 2024 01:30 PM (fs1hN) 77
47 Between "bloodbath" and "not human" he is advocating for the elimination and violence against immigrants. This is stochastic terrorism at it's most blatant.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 18, 2024 01:25 PM (JCZqz) ======== "Also, we should jail anyone who votes for him." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding what is best in life with Robert E. Howard at March 18, 2024 01:30 PM (GBKbO) 78
Basel Bassel Ebbadi.
I read this as Basil Basil EatABagODicks. Scumbag goat fucking terrorist wants to bring his barbaric 5th worls shithole to FUSA? Okay, try it in a red state motherfucker. Posted by: BifBewalski at March 18, 2024 01:30 PM (MsrgL) 79
It was a nice little town until 10-15 years ago, when it doubled in size.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2024 01:28 PM (lTGtQ) San Marcos, which isn't far from New Braunfels, has been voted Best College Town the 2nd year in a row. It's a small school with a ridiculous 40,000 student pop, getting BIGGER next year...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:30 PM (Zz0t1) 80
And she is a liar. A properly fitted bra supports and redistributes the weight.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 18, 2024 01:30 PM (yeEu9) Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 01:31 PM (Wg1x4) 82
Natural Bridge Caverns and SNAKE FARM were its main attractions...
Ah, pretty much still are. ObRWH: https://youtu.be/Gk8N_NtXoi4 Posted by: Oddbob at March 18, 2024 01:31 PM (sNc8Y) 83
80 And she is a liar. A properly fitted bra supports and redistributes the weight.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 18, 2024 01:30 PM (yeEu9) I was wondering about that given the complaints some women make about the weight. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 18, 2024 01:31 PM (eYoxG) 84
40 29 I remember when New Braunfels was just a little town on I-35 that you passed by on the way north out of San Antonio.
Natural Bridge Caverns and SNAKE FARM were its main attractions... Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 18, 2024 01:22 PM (wtvvX) And WurstFest, of course... Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 18, 2024 01:24 PM (wtvvX) Went to Natural Bridge a few times when I was a kid. There was no way in hell I was going anywhere NEAR Snake Farm. Dad used to buy all his wurst from some place in New Braunfels. Big boxes of 'em. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 18, 2024 01:31 PM (T+Iwg) 85
This is where owning the media comes in help. Remember Obamacare cut Medicare by $200 billion to pay for the ACA and it was sold as “shoring up” Medicare. Literally taking money out of the program was saving it.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken ====== True. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 01:31 PM (TPpzE) 86
In other news, the Buc-ee's in Johnstown CO just opened. Traffic jam on I-25. I knew that would happen. I'll wait for the hub-bub to die down a bit.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I May No Longer Be able To Even at March 18, 2024 01:31 PM (xPJvm) 87
I Meme Therefore I Am @ImMeme0 12h
A truth bomb explodes as a man reveals who's truly to blame for the migrant crisis in Chicago! Source: Totbshow, YouTube https://tinyurl.com/f23k4hhw 1:30 minutes; black women complains about taxes going to migrants' LOUD even though she's not yelling. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 18, 2024 01:32 PM (2yu8s) 88
Ooof, and I thought MY old ones were bad.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 01:26 PM (DRSnL) no obligatory pics comments? ![]() are we slipping here? and yeah, that poor girl, i can't imagine those are fun to lug around. knew a girl who was a couple years older than me that was a lifeguard at the local pool who got a reduction. went from E to d iirc, and SHE was much happier after. Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:32 PM (bving) 89
77 "Also, we should jail anyone who votes for him."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding what is best in life with Robert E. Howard at March 18, 2024 01:30 PM (GBKbO) "I was thinking 'kill', at first, but no, you're right, it'd be a lot funnier to see them all get raped by black people!" Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2024 01:32 PM (UnA8+) 90
Too bad. She's got a really cute face. She could be a real stunner with if she dropped a few cup sizes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 01:29 PM (9yWhg) She could lose half that size and still be pretty huge. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 01:32 PM (di6C2) 91
Just look up Carol Doda instead.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 18, 2024 01:32 PM (yeEu9) 92
"Bassel Ebbadi, 22... admitted to being a member of Hezbollah, having trained with them for seven years and served as an active member for another four years."
He was a member of a terror org since the age of 15, and active since the age of 18. Just something to keep in mind as we shuttle "unaccompanied minors" across the border. Posted by: Impudent Warwick at March 18, 2024 01:32 PM (f/6Wb) 93
Between "bloodbath" and "not human" he is advocating for the elimination and violence against immigrants...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions -- Hey guys? You might want to hold back on some of this, because lots of the nation is law-enforcement curious against illegals. Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 01:33 PM (Wg1x4) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 01:33 PM (9yWhg) 95
81 I hope to eventually see the Muslim and urban naming techniques merge.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 01:31 PM (Wg1x4) Du'Quizzhammadiqua el-Jenkins. Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2024 01:33 PM (UnA8+) 96
Mendez's lawyer got him out of the charge because Mendez doesn't speak English.
------- No comprendo Miranda! Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 18, 2024 01:33 PM (2yu8s) 97
San Marcos, which isn't far from New Braunfels, has been voted Best College Town the 2nd year in a row. It's a small school with a ridiculous 40,000 student pop, getting BIGGER next year......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden I took calculus there one summer, as I knew I couldn't pass it at a regular university. Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2024 01:33 PM (lTGtQ) 98
Yet a dozen FBI agents can be on an overnight flight to investigate a rumor that a rope noose was maybe seen by someone near where a black man may or may not have been.
1/4 inch Rope noose = terrorism Actual terrorist = not terrorism. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 18, 2024 01:33 PM (yikga) Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 01:33 PM (Wg1x4) 100
And she is a liar. A properly fitted bra supports and redistributes the weight.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 18, 2024 01:30 PM (yeEu9) ===== If you need anything over a DD, they cost a friggin fortune, though. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 01:33 PM (DRSnL) 101
You've seen one boob, you wanna see 'em all. Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 18, 2024 01:30 PM (fs1hN) Some, only once...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:34 PM (Zz0t1) 102
OT: I knew this day would come, but I never thought I would say this.
This is too big. https://tinyurl.com/5y5wb29e Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 01:21 PM (di6C2) I want to see them, but yes....that poor woman. She's in for a rough go as she ages. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden The motorboating accidents alone would wear on her conscience. Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 18, 2024 01:34 PM (k0eIr) 103
besides voting harderer (lol) all a regular citizen can do is drive as defensively as possible, and follow the basic tech thread principles:
- always carry - always have a plan - head on a swivel - and above all: OPSEC! Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 18, 2024 01:29 PM (PFYt9) ------------ Well, three out of four ain't bad ... Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 18, 2024 01:34 PM (MnHeR) 104
He simply came here to build the bombs that Americans are unable, or unwilling, to build. Posted by: 29Victor at March 18, 2024 01:22 PM (M+gBW) Unable, legally speaking. As to unwilling, someone hasn't been to Texas... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 18, 2024 01:34 PM (n+4am) 105
...claims Trump will allow people to murder Latinos in the streets.
-------- Trump pandering for the black vote!!! Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 18, 2024 01:34 PM (2yu8s) 106
This is too big.
https://tinyurl.com/5y5wb29e Posted by: Aetius451AD Castle Perilous will not be the end of me! Posted by: I seek the Grail at March 18, 2024 01:34 PM (6PgKW) 107
Illegal is an ugly word. Let him stay - SCOTUS
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 18, 2024 01:34 PM (eYF7X) 108
He didn't mean a BOMB bomb. . .
Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at March 18, 2024 01:34 PM (lf83v) 109
85 This is where owning the media comes in help. Remember Obamacare cut Medicare by $200 billion to pay for the ACA and it was sold as “shoring up” Medicare. Literally taking money out of the program was saving it.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken ====== True. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 01:31 PM (TPpzE) Well remember the ACA saved us each $2k annually on our health insurance. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 18, 2024 01:35 PM (eYoxG) 110
He simply came here to build the bombs that Americans are unable, or unwilling, to build.
Posted by: 29Victor -- You mean ten minute kitchen timers can't be set for 11 hours?!! Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 01:35 PM (Wg1x4) 111
I remember when New Braunfels was just a little town on I-35 that you passed by on the way north out of San Antonio.
Natural Bridge Caverns and SNAKE FARM were its main attractions... Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 18, 2024 01:22 PM --- Don't forget Schliterbahn. Posted by: Darth Randall at March 18, 2024 01:35 PM (V3F+L) 112
Why didn't people do that during his first term?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison ====== They murdered Navarro's husband's career at a GOP functionary is what she is upset about. He was a principal political advisor and GOP functionary in the JEB and Crist times. Funny comment by him in a news story (Daily Mail mebbe) last week about his cronies in the RNC being given walking papers and wailing about who would do the voter outreach now etc. This whining is by someone who was attached to the teat of getting money for nothing and now being unemployed. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 01:35 PM (TPpzE) 113
We'll make it up on volume!
Posted by: DHS at March 18, 2024 01:35 PM (woPEM) 114
87 I Meme Therefore I Am @ImMeme0 12h
A truth bomb explodes as a man reveals who's truly to blame for the migrant crisis in Chicago! Source: Totbshow, YouTube https://tinyurl.com/f23k4hhw 1:30 minutes; black women complains about taxes going to migrants' LOUD even though she's not yelling. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 18, 2024 01:32 PM (2yu8s) ======= But Republicans wanna put you back in chains, so just keep not voting at all, I guess. Let the Chicago machine continue to count however it wants and retain power. That's change things. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding what is best in life with Robert E. Howard at March 18, 2024 01:35 PM (GBKbO) 115
106 This is too big.
https://tinyurl.com/5y5wb29e Posted by: Aetius451AD They have their own gravity field. Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 18, 2024 01:35 PM (eYF7X) 116
Illegal is an ugly word. Let him stay - SCOTUS
Posted by: Maj. Healey - Also he has 2nd Amendment rights. (this is not a joke, a federal judge just ruled that illegals can own firearms since they're protected by the Constitution) Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 01:36 PM (Wg1x4) 117
Bassel in the barrel with a basset near the carrell.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at March 18, 2024 01:36 PM (MvF+J) 118
Why didn't people do that during his first term?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding what is best in life with Robert E. Howard at March 18, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO) They were too busy eating horse paste and injecting themselves with bleach. Duh. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 18, 2024 01:36 PM (KbCG3) 119
I remember when New Braunfels was just a little town on I-35 that you passed by on the way north out of San Antonio.
Natural Bridge Caverns and SNAKE FARM were its main attractions... Posted by: Tex Lovera It was a nice little town until 10-15 years ago, when it doubled in size. Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2024 01:28 PM (lTGtQ) ... Wimberly is next. Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2024 01:37 PM (z/ifB) 120
Pirela Pirela listens to Duran Duran when he's in Pago Pago.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2024 01:37 PM (lf83v) 121
106 This is too big.
https://tinyurl.com/5y5wb29e Posted by: Aetius451AD They have their own gravity field. Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 18, 2024 01:35 PM (eYF7X) *** Udderly amazing Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at March 18, 2024 01:37 PM (ZV+pB) 122
...claims Trump will allow people to murder Latinos in the streets.
-------- Trump pandering for the black vote!!! Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) --- hahaha Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 01:37 PM (Wg1x4) 123
80 And she is a liar. A properly fitted bra supports and redistributes the weight.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March I am thinking at that size, any bra would dig into her shoulders pretty badly. However, at that size, going braless is going to affect her upper back and she will end up hunching over, removing all the attention seeking kibbles she is currently getting. Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 01:37 PM (ZdaMQ) 124
112 Funny comment by him in a news story (Daily Mail mebbe) last week about his cronies in the RNC being given walking papers and wailing about who would do the voter outreach now etc.
This whining is by someone who was attached to the teat of getting money for nothing and now being unemployed. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 01:35 PM (TPpzE) ========= What voter outreach? Oh, you mean the single offices that were popped up in urban centers for 2 months before an election that did little other than order floral arrangements? Well, the GOP is doomed without that. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding what is best in life with Robert E. Howard at March 18, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO) 125
Why didn't people do that during his first term?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding what is best in life with Robert E. Howard at March 18, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO) ******* And now Trump has more supporters from Latinos than he did in 2020. Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2024 01:38 PM (NpAcC) 126
Well remember the ACA saved us each $2k annually on our health insurance.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy ========= When I did policy analysis, it was hard enough to figure out immediate effects but second and third order effects and lagging effects got to be extremely difficult to figure out. Easier to just lie about what a policy does or does not do which is what the politicians and their associated cronies do. The benefits to them and theirs are always immediate first order effects---any negative downside of a policy is spread upon the masses along with whatever vague benefits might actually occur by accident. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 01:38 PM (TPpzE) 127
Dude you are supposed to say you are making a clock come on you are making me look bad! Posted by: Clock Boy "Cool -- Barky, Your Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2024 01:38 PM (CBWGS) 128
123 80 And she is a liar. A properly fitted bra supports and redistributes the weight.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March I am thinking at that size, any bra would dig into her shoulders pretty badly. However, at that size, going braless is going to affect her upper back and she will end up hunching over, removing all the attention seeking kibbles she is currently getting. Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 01:37 PM (ZdaMQ) Maybe she needs a brace then like used to straighten out hunchbacks? Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 18, 2024 01:38 PM (eYoxG) 129
Aljazeera News, today:
Ukraine debates mobilising more men to fight Russia after two years of war. Russia seems ready to increase its attacking army after Vladimir Putin was re-elected, leaving Kyiv little choice but to do the same. In part, "In a fight taking place far from the front lines, Ukrainian lawmakers are debating a bill that could make or break their country’s fortunes in this war. The bill would raise up to half a million new soldiers, increasing Ukraine’s standing army by half." ----------- There's our cheaper, saner path forward on illegal immigration in the US: Ship him and the rest of the male border hopper (some of which are Ukrainian) to Ukraine to fight. Posted by: L - And they can all x my royal Irish arse at March 18, 2024 01:38 PM (GshMh) 130
Pirela Pirela listens to Duran Duran when he's in Pago Pago.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2024 01:37 PM (lf83v) does he vacation in Bora Bora? Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:38 PM (bving) 131
I sometimes shopped at Bloodbath and Beyond, but it's really expensive.
I mean, a hundred bucks for a kitchen garbage can??? Posted by: Pug Mahon Oh I know how you feel! I was at the mall this weekend and went to Bloodbath and Body Works and they wanted $36 for a candle! Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2024 01:38 PM (oiNtH) 132
>>OT: I knew this day would come, but I never thought I would say this. This is too big.
A's are small. B's are acceptable. C's are just about perfect. D's are pushing it. Anything larger than D's is too much t*t. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2024 01:38 PM (JIdXK) Posted by: Sirhan Sirhan at March 18, 2024 01:39 PM (woPEM) 134
Funny comment by him in a news story (Daily Mail mebbe) last week about his cronies in the RNC being given walking papers and wailing about who would do the voter outreach now etc.
Outreach is overrated. The RNC's hired people to do ballot harvesting, which is more relevant to current elections. Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2024 01:39 PM (2ocoG) 135
I am thinking at that size, any bra would dig into her shoulders pretty badly. However, at that size, going braless is going to affect her upper back and she will end up hunching over, removing all the attention seeking kibbles she is currently getting.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 01:37 PM (ZdaMQ) Each boob at that size prolly weighs in at 20+ lbs. Any over the shoulder boulder holder you wear, it's gonna dig in. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:39 PM (Zz0t1) 136
A's are small. B's are acceptable. C's are just about perfect. D's are pushing it. Anything larger than D's is too much t*t. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2024 01:38 PM (JIdXK) Good thing this isn't the law of the land....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:39 PM (Zz0t1) 137
Don't forget Schliterbahn.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 18, 2024 01:35 PM (V3F+L) Don't forget that something Corners bakery place that has the sweet rolls. Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2024 01:39 PM (z/ifB) 138
It's funny because lots of straight guys would say "those are so big that they've gone past the point where they're attractive" and "I would like to see her naked" and not contradict themselves at all because that's how we work.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 01:40 PM (Wg1x4) 139
126 Well remember the ACA saved us each $2k annually on our health insurance.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy ========= When I did policy analysis, it was hard enough to figure out immediate effects but second and third order effects and lagging effects got to be extremely difficult to figure out. Easier to just lie about what a policy does or does not do which is what the politicians and their associated cronies do. The benefits to them and theirs are always immediate first order effects---any negative downside of a policy is spread upon the masses along with whatever vague benefits might actually occur by accident. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 01:38 PM (TPpzE) The economic theory answer is that ACA, being largely just additional regulations, simply added to the bureaucratic work involved in the process and increased costs. The stats comparing before and after trend seemed to support that. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 18, 2024 01:40 PM (eYoxG) 140
Pirela Pirela listens to Duran Duran when he's in Pago Pago.
Like 20 years ago there was a story that a guy named Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed was arrested at a convenience store near Minneapolis. Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2024 01:40 PM (2ocoG) 141
What voter outreach?
Oh, you mean the single offices that were popped up in urban centers for 2 months before an election that did little other than order floral arrangements? Well, the GOP is doomed without that. Posted by: TheJamesMadison ======== The RNC has hired Scott Pressly for voter outreach. Hope their institutional rot does not affect him. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 01:40 PM (TPpzE) 142
116 Illegal is an ugly word. Let him stay - SCOTUS
Posted by: Maj. Healey - Also he has 2nd Amendment rights. (this is not a joke, a federal judge just ruled that illegals can own firearms since they're protected by the Constitution) Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 01:36 PM (Wg1x4) Are constitutional rights God given and simply recognized in the document, or do the rights exist solely because the government says they do? If the former, then why wouldn't any person regardless of their legal status have them? Posted by: The alternative - no rights because the government says so - would be convenient but evil at March 18, 2024 01:40 PM (6PgKW) 143
We're just kinda inching closer and closer, faster and faster, to left shooting at people attending Trump rallies, standing in lines to vote for Trump, to "stop fascism" aren't we?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 18, 2024 01:40 PM (yikga) 144
I thought the ACA was supposed to save us 3,200% on health care.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:41 PM (Zz0t1) 145
OT: I knew this day would come, but I never thought I would say this. This is too big.
A's are small. B's are acceptable. C's are just about perfect. D's are pushing it. Anything larger than D's is too much t*t. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2024 01:38 PM (JIdXK) In Paris, the perfect breast fills a wine glass In Brooklyn, it clogs a toilet... Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:41 PM (bving) 146
Pirela Pirela listens to Duran Duran when he's in Pago Pago.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2024 01:37 PM (lf83v) does he vacation in Bora Bora? Posted by: SturmToddler __________ Yes, but there he listens to The The and Lisa Lisa. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2024 01:41 PM (lf83v) 147
138 It's funny because lots of straight guys would say "those are so big that they've gone past the point where they're attractive" and "I would like to see her naked" and not contradict themselves at all because that's how we work.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 01:40 PM (Wg1x4) Well it's like how bangable chicks in an unflattering haircut are still bangable. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 18, 2024 01:41 PM (eYoxG) 148
I sometimes shopped at Bloodbath and Beyond, but it's really expensive.
I mean, a hundred bucks for a kitchen garbage can??? Posted by: Pug Mahon Oh I know how you feel! I was at the mall this weekend and went to Bloodbath and Body Works and they wanted $36 for a candle! Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2024 01:38 PM (oiNtH) They have the scented slaked lime though, no one else seems to carry it. Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2024 01:41 PM (z/ifB) 149
This is too big.https://tinyurl.com/5y5wb29e
Posted by: Aetius451AD Tiny, compared to that shop teacher's falsies. Posted by: Auspex at March 18, 2024 01:41 PM (j4U/Z) 150
This is too big.
https://tinyurl.com/5y5wb29e Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 01:21 PM (di6C2) That's a great article. "Lyla, from Canada". Well that narrows it down. Posted by: spindrift at March 18, 2024 01:41 PM (OguvZ) 151
Pirela Pirela listens to Duran Duran when he's in Pago Pago.
Like 20 years ago there was a story that a guy named Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed was arrested at a convenience store near Minneapolis. Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2024 01:40 PM (2ocoG) Major Major Major Major Posted by: Catch 22 at March 18, 2024 01:41 PM (Zz0t1) 152
I loved New Braunfels. I have really great memories of getting bbq there with my uncle when I was little. I have no idea why that sticks out. I always assumed I would end up back in TX, I thought I would buy a little baby ranch in Salado. I am guessing it’s proximity to Austin has made not the sleepy little town it was just 10 year ago.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 01:42 PM (ZdaMQ) 153
Are constitutional rights God given and simply recognized in the document, or do the rights exist solely because the government says they do? If the former, then why wouldn't any person regardless of their legal status have them?
Posted by: The alternative - no rights because the government says so - would be convenient but evil -- Yep. God given. Same as voting. Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 01:42 PM (Wg1x4) 154
will we be discussing this later? headline from cbs news:
"One Way Back": Christine Blasey Fraud on speaking out, death threats, and life after the Kavanaugh hearings [slightly corrected to be more correcter] Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 18, 2024 01:42 PM (B1FKF) 155
Deportations just allow the thugs to make another attempt or to help infect other thugs.
Shoot. Shovel. Shut up. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2024 01:42 PM (+h94r) 156
Like 20 years ago there was a story that a guy named Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed was arrested at a convenience store near Minneapolis.
Posted by: Ian S. ___________ Derka Derka! Posted by: Muhammed Jihad at March 18, 2024 01:42 PM (lf83v) 157
Pirela Pirela listens to Duran Duran when he's in Pago Pago.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2024 01:37 PM (lf83v) One time he listened to wango tango but it just wasn't right. Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2024 01:42 PM (z/ifB) 158
132 Anything larger than D's is too much t*t.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2024 01:38 PM (JIdXK) Anything larger than D is a dude wearing silicone forms at a convention. Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2024 01:43 PM (UnA8+) 159
"One Way Back": Christine Blasey Fraud on speaking out, death threats, and life after the Kavanaugh hearings
- I'VE GOT THREE DOORS NOW!!! Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 01:43 PM (Wg1x4) 160
The economic theory answer is that ACA, being largely just additional regulations, simply added to the bureaucratic work involved in the process and increased costs.
The stats comparing before and after trend seemed to support that. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy ========== I suppose if I was bored I could look up the proposed metrics of the ACA but proving counterfactuals is almost impossible. "The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ, Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line, Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it." Khayyam. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 01:43 PM (TPpzE) 161
"One Way Back": Christine Blasey Fraud on speaking out, death threats, and life after the Kavanaugh hearings
[slightly corrected to be more correcter] Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 18, 2024 01:42 PM (B1FKF) Lie your ass off, reap the benefits. I'm sure writing a book about will help your cause out even more. Cünt. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:43 PM (Zz0t1) 162
I gotta think that women's boobs are getting bigger over time, as most men tend to select for that.
Pretty soon they'll all have the same problem with their boobs that the Irish elk had with its enormous antlers. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 01:44 PM (9yWhg) 163
He was placed into isolation and marked for deportation after making "terroristic threats to personnel."
------ Huh. I was under the impression that making credible, violent threats was felony menacing. But rather than prosecuting that, they'll deport him home to keep being a terrorist on the loose. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 18, 2024 01:44 PM (0FoWg) 164
Ha! They're trying to kill us. The govt trying to kill us.
Praise God that he guide us and help us to prevail. Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2024 01:44 PM (R1Nbi) Posted by: Gary Johnston at March 18, 2024 01:44 PM (2ocoG) 166
Heh. Now that I think about it, isn't Snake Farm right on I-35? So I guess I did go near it after all. Creeped me out.
That was 40-odd years ago. A little surprised if it's still there. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 18, 2024 01:44 PM (T+Iwg) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:44 PM (Zz0t1) 168
Don't forget Schliterbahn.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 18, 2024 01:35 PM (V3F+L) Don't forget that something Corners bakery place that has the sweet rolls. Posted by: TexasDan Don't forget Krause's restaurant. Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 18, 2024 01:45 PM (lTGtQ) Posted by: E. Jean Carroll at March 18, 2024 01:45 PM (lf83v) 170
Wait...I thought all these undocumented migrants were just sparks of humanity...no?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 18, 2024 01:45 PM (XMwZJ) 171
Are constitutional rights God given and simply recognized in the document, or do the rights exist solely because the government says they do? If the former, then why wouldn't any person regardless of their legal status have them?
Posted by: The alternative - no rights because the government says so - would be convenient but evil at March 18, 2024 01:40 PM (6PgKW) So the point of confusion is that the Bill of Rights in the Constitution reframes very old philosophical positions as simplified rights, which is helpful from a legal standpoint but confusing when deeply considered. The 2nd Amendment is the right to self defense(which is derivative of the right to life), re-written. Everyone has a right to self-defense, unless they forfeited it by actions. However, a trespasser is an aggressor. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 18, 2024 01:45 PM (eYoxG) 172
The bill would raise up to half a million new soldiers, increasing Ukraine’s standing army by half." Not counting the ethnic Russians Ukraine has a population of around 37M. If we look at say Romania in WWII, they had half modern Ukraine's population and fielded twice as many soldiers. And they didn't have an ally giving them their entire GDP like the Ukraine has with the US right now either... Either most of their young men fled or most of their young men died if they are only fielding 250K... Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2024 01:45 PM (ibTVg) 173
Ukraine debates mobilising more men to fight Russia after two years of war. Russia seems ready to increase its attacking army after Vladimir Putin was re-elected, leaving Kyiv little choice but to do the same.
--- Lol, who do they have left? Women and children. But don't worry. The top priority of both parties in the US is keeping that war going for at least 8 more months. Even if it means American boots on the ground .... Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 18, 2024 01:46 PM (yikga) 174
Anything larger than D is a dude wearing silicone forms at a convention.
Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2024 01:43 PM (UnA8+) ===== Um, nuh uh. And no, I'm not posting pics. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 01:46 PM (DRSnL) 175
Jeesh, that woman has three kids? Can you imagine what those things were like when she was lactating?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 01:46 PM (9yWhg) 176
I mean, Hezbollah would allow us into their cities, amirite?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 18, 2024 01:46 PM (d2bW3) 177
=====
Um, nuh uh. And no, I'm not posting pics. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 01:46 PM (DRSnL) *sigh* *kicks rock* Shucks....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:46 PM (Zz0t1) 178
I gotta think that women's boobs are getting bigger over time, as most men tend to select for that. My wife was always but not quite 'C' cup. Daughter? 'A' cup. I don't understand this heredity/DNA stuff. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 18, 2024 01:46 PM (RKVpM) 179
Lol, who do they have left?
Women and children. A story I saw from last year said the average Uke soldier was a of then 43 years old... Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2024 01:46 PM (ibTVg) 180
Pirela Pirela listens to Duran Duran when he's in Pago Pago.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2024 01:37 PM (lf83v) does he vacation in Bora Bora? Posted by: SturmToddler __________ Yes, but there he listens to The The and Lisa Lisa. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2024 01:41 PM (lf83v) * Sirhan Sirhan listening to Talk Talk has entered the chat * Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2024 01:47 PM (JunzL) 181
Jeesh, that woman has three kids? Can you imagine what those things were like when she was lactating?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 01:46 PM (9yWhg) Sometimes, they grow, but don't shrink back. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:47 PM (Zz0t1) 182
"Yippee Khayyam Mf'ers!" - Basil Bassel McClane.
Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at March 18, 2024 01:47 PM (MvF+J) 183
Yeah, sure, old Christine is getting death threats. Nobody gives a shit about that lying scrunt and her fucking hippocampus.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 18, 2024 01:47 PM (XMwZJ) 184
Transitioning to a new HD and putting old files in order (I could never make it as a clerk) I came across this:
FRIDAY OCTOBER 12 2001Americans turn to the Internet for vaccine War on Terror October 12, 2001FROM CHRIS AYRES IN NEW YORK DAY-BY-DAY COVERAGE Oct 11 </section PANIC-stricken Americans are buying dubious anthrax vaccines for up to $399 (£271) a time over the Internet. As fears heighten over a full-scale biological attack against the US, ... Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2024 01:47 PM (R1Nbi) 185
Pirela Pirela listens to Duran Duran when he's in Pago Pago.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2024 01:37 PM (lf83v) does he vacation in Bora Bora? Posted by: SturmToddler __________ Yes, but there he listens to The The and Lisa Lisa. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2024 01:41 PM (lf83v) * Sirhan Sirhan listening to Talk Talk has entered the chat * Posted by: Doof at March 18, 2024 01:47 PM (JunzL) ----------- Where does Boutros Boutros fit in ? Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 18, 2024 01:48 PM (DeFcY) 186
175 Jeesh, that woman has three kids? Can you imagine what those things were like when she was lactating?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus Like the Bellagio fountains in Vegas? Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 18, 2024 01:48 PM (eYF7X) 187
Aderbis Segundo Pirela Pirela
___________________________ Poor guy. Wanted to be a sports star, but was turned away because they couldn't fit his big ass name on the back of a jersey. Posted by: Orson at March 18, 2024 01:48 PM (dIske) 188
161 "One Way Back": Christine Blasey Fraud on speaking out, death threats, and life after the Kavanaugh hearings
[slightly corrected to be more correcter] Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 18, 2024 01:42 PM (B1FKF) Lie your ass off, reap the benefits. T I'm sure writing a book about will help your cause out even more. Cünt. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:43 PM (Zz0t1) _______ I'm sure it's totes a coincky-dink that this "book" is coming out now, right? The Kav hearings were in September 2018 -- almost six years ago. Wtf took so long for a ghostwriter to listen to her delusional lies and regurgitate them on a page? Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2024 01:48 PM (iFTx/) 189
Um, nuh uh. And no, I'm not posting pics.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 01:46 PM (DRSnL) ![]() Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:48 PM (bving) 190
107 Illegal is an ugly word. Let him stay - SCOTUS
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 18, 2024 01:34 PM (eYF7X) Indeed. We must be mindful of the tenor of our national conversation. Posted by: Amy Coney Barrett at March 18, 2024 01:49 PM (Nz25F) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 18, 2024 01:49 PM (d2bW3) 192
Huh. I was under the impression that making credible, violent threats was felony menacing. But rather than prosecuting that, they'll deport him home to keep being a terrorist on the loose.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice -- Did he shake a fence? Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 01:49 PM (Wg1x4) 193
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Where does Boutros Boutros fit in ? Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 18, 2024 01:48 PM (DeFcY) ----------------------- Ghali, that's a good question! Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 18, 2024 01:49 PM (2AUjo) 194
I thought I would buy a little baby ranch in Salado. I am guessing it’s proximity to Austin has made not the sleepy little town it was just 10 year ago.
It's been probably 3 or 4 years since I've been there. It's still small. Lots of boutique-y shops. You could probably still find nice small acreage properties if you're willing to go 15-20 away from the freeway. Posted by: Oddbob at March 18, 2024 01:50 PM (sNc8Y) 195
I'm sure it's totes a coincky-dink that this "book" is coming out now, right? The Kav hearings were in September 2018 -- almost six years ago. Wtf took so long for a ghostwriter to listen to her delusional lies and regurgitate them on a page?
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2024 01:48 PM (iFTx/) ... Her ghost writers kept committing hari kari rather than continuing to have to listen to her voice. They finally got one to write it by only sending transcriptions. Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2024 01:50 PM (z/ifB) 196
Um, nuh uh. And no, I'm not posting pics.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 01:46 PM (DRSnL) *sigh* *kicks rock* Shucks....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:46 PM (Zz0t1) it was worth a shot Sponge Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:50 PM (bving) 197
Basel Bassel Ebbadi, 22, was caught by border patrol on March 9th near El Paso, Texas.
Ebbadi admitted to being a member of Hezbollah, having trained with them for seven years and served as an active member for another four years. Dude WAS NOT a bomb maker. Dude was a DECOY. Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 01:50 PM (SbJgO) 198
Are constitutional rights God given and simply recognized in the document, or do the rights exist solely because the government says they do? If the former, then why wouldn't any person regardless of their legal status have them?
Posted by: The alternative ----- That is a misconception of the nature of rights and privileges and the nature of legal communities in and of themselves. As far as rights, they are baked into the cake when a covenant exists to create a political society. So, you have to hypothesize the total absence of government where everything is allowed to then understand what comes after. Who is in that political community and who is outside of that community makes a difference as far as rights. Thus, someone who invades a country would not have rights in that political community and would be an 'outlaw'. By the way, natural rights are divinely inspired from basic moral fundamentals in the Good Book. The right to bear arms is in order to effect the right to self protection for self and society--illegals are outside of that society being invaders and do not qualify to bear arms under that understanding. Same goes for felons. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 01:50 PM (TPpzE) 199
it was worth a shot Sponge Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:50 PM (bving) *fistbump* I give you an A for your effort, sir. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:51 PM (Zz0t1) 200
Kamalalala Harris invited a drag queen to the WH to celebrate pride month. The drag queen is now accused of multiple sexual assaults.
http://tiny.cc/9uujxz Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2024 01:51 PM (Odg76) 201
I'm sure it's totes a coincky-dink that this "book" is coming out now, right? The Kav hearings were in September 2018 -- almost six years ago. Wtf took so long for a ghostwriter to listen to her delusional lies and regurgitate them on a page?
Because now there's a need to claim SCOTUS is at odds with Our Democracy(tm), and Our Democracy(tm) must survive. Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2024 01:51 PM (2ocoG) 202
Indeed. We must be mindful of the tenor of our national conversation.
Posted by: Amy Coney Barrett at March 18, 2024 01:49 PM More importantly, the Barry-tone. #SaveOurDemocracy Posted by: Big Mike at March 18, 2024 01:51 PM (a3Q+t) 203
Illegal aliens certainly have rights as human beings, a right to self-defense being one. However, they have forfeited the exercise of that right in this country by dint of having committed a felony crime upon illegally entering this country, and can rightfully be denied access to firearms, etc., by such action.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 18, 2024 01:51 PM (XMwZJ) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 01:52 PM (9yWhg) 205
It's been probably 3 or 4 years since I've been there. It's still small. Lots of boutique-y shops. You could probably still find nice small acreage properties if you're willing to go 15-20 away from the freeway.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 18, 2024 01:50 PM (sNc8Y) LOL no. The stretch from New Braunfels over to Boerne on the NW side of San Antonio is some of the prettiest hill country area there is. It's what the rest of the hill country would like to be. There's no way anything within an hour and a half of Austin is going for less than 40k an acre is my guess, especially anything nice. Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2024 01:52 PM (z/ifB) 206
My wife was always but not quite 'C' cup. Daughter? 'A' cup.
I don't understand this heredity/DNA stuff. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 18, 2024 01:46 PM (RKVpM) --------------- My first love was small-breasted; I visited with her after a high school reunion -- after she'd given birth a, couple of years earlier, and her breasts were noticably larger (presumably as a result of that pregnancy). Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 18, 2024 01:52 PM (RKsvB) 207
Kamalalala Harris invited a drag queen to the WH to celebrate pride month. The drag queen is now accused of multiple sexual assaults.
http://tiny.cc/9uujxz Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2024 01:51 PM (Odg76) But it's not a brain defect. Nope. No way. NATURAL. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:52 PM (Zz0t1) 208
I thought I would buy a little baby ranch in Salado.
Baby ranches? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 01:52 PM (9yWhg) ----------- Head 'em up, move 'em out! Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 18, 2024 01:53 PM (DeFcY) 209
it was worth a shot Sponge
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:50 PM (bving) *fistbump* I give you an A for your effort, sir. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:51 PM (Zz0t1) *fistbump* maybe we get lucky and there's pudding cups in november... Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:53 PM (bving) 210
I'm shocked. I wade into my first thread of the day and...bewbs.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2024 01:53 PM (V8he0) 211
Snake Farm Insurance. Like a good adder, Snake Farm is there.
Posted by: spindrift at March 18, 2024 01:53 PM (OguvZ) 212
Heh. Now that I think about it, isn't Snake Farm right on I-35? So I guess I did go near it after all. Creeped me out.
----- That was 40-odd years ago. A little surprised if it's still there. It should have died the ignoble death of all highway tourist traps decades ago but it hung on until a new owner and being featured on Dirty Jobs saved it. Posted by: Oddbob at March 18, 2024 01:53 PM (sNc8Y) 213
Where does Boutros Boutros fit in ?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 18, 2024 01:48 PM (DeFcY) ----------------------- Ghali, that's a good question! Posted by: Pennsyltucky Golf clap. ISWYDT. Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 01:53 PM (SbJgO) 214
> Anything larger than D is a dude wearing silicone forms at a convention.
A few gifted women are slim and have Ds or bigger. The vast majority are either MD enhanced or fatties. Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2024 01:53 PM (Odg76) 215
Pirela Pirela listens to Duran Duran when he's in Pago Pago. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2024 01:37 PM (lf83v) does he vacation in Bora Bora? Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:38 PM (bving) We gave him one hell of a fry cook opportunity in Somalia, but he fucked it up. Posted by: Zombie Boutros Boutros Ghali at March 18, 2024 01:54 PM (n+4am) 216
Why do I doubt the story about the Lebanese guy? Would a terrorist just show up and say, "I'm with Hezbollah and I'm going to set off a bomb in New York. Where are the sandwiches"?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 18, 2024 01:54 PM (BxvY+) 217
Ukraine debates mobilising more men to fight Russia after two years of war.
What men? This is where "everything makes more sense if you cross-reference with the WEF wanting to dramatically reduce the population" comes in. If there are no men in Ukraine left alive, then Bill Gates can check that box and get on with blotting out the sun like a low-rent Bond villain. Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2024 01:54 PM (2ocoG) 218
183 Yeah, sure, old Christine is getting death threats. Nobody gives a shit about that lying scrunt and her fucking hippocampus.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 18, 2024 01:47 PM (XMwZJ) You mean she didn't have an armed person caught outside her home with the intent of killing her like Kavanaugh did ? Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2024 01:54 PM (Akjoo) 219
Always room for more...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 18, 2024 01:49 PM (d2bW3) While I do not indulge in this D and up prejudice, how? Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 01:54 PM (di6C2) 220
Kamalalala Harris invited a drag queen to the WH to celebrate pride month. The drag queen is now accused of multiple sexual assaults.
------------- Unexpectedly. Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 18, 2024 01:54 PM (/8MUi) 221
Snake Farm Insurance. Like a good adder, Snake Farm is there.
Posted by: spindrift Yettttttttth! Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 01:54 PM (SbJgO) 222
However, they have forfeited the exercise of that right in this country by dint of having committed a felony crime upon illegally entering this country, and can rightfully be denied access to firearms, etc., by such action. Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 18, 2024 01:51 PM Unfortunately, once they said the word 'refuge' to a Border Patrol agent and got handed a piece of paper with a court date, they are in the country legally. Biden did this, somehow, through writing new Executive Orders and negating Trumps Executive Orders. New reality and it sucks. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 18, 2024 01:54 PM (RKVpM) 223
I'm shocked. I wade into my first thread of the day and...bewbs.
Posted by: Notorious BFD But it's not really a boob thread until Fen or some other 'Ette chastises us for our fixation on sweater puppies. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 01:55 PM (9yWhg) 224
217 Ukraine debates mobilising more men to fight Russia after two years of war.
What men? This is where "everything makes more sense if you cross-reference with the WEF wanting to dramatically reduce the population" comes in. If there are no men in Ukraine left alive, then Bill Gates can check that box and get on with blotting out the sun like a low-rent Bond villain. Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2024 01:54 PM (2ocoG) Yeah, this does not jive with the numerous reports we have seen bandied back and forth. Unless everything is fake, gay and lame. That couldn't be it, could it? Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 01:55 PM (di6C2) 225
Stop the presses! I have a new business venture that I am going to open up to this group first. There is a farm in Vermont where people pay $75 each to come play with golden retrievers for an hour. Not get a dog. Play with a dog. Cuddle a dog. That is it!
We are taking it one step further. Golden are cute, no doubt. They are big, dumb, cute loving creatures. But we are going to rescue dogs for our adventure and give them a lifetime of fun and love and we can market this to kingdom come. Obviously, this only works with rescues who have the temperament . We will also have a cat room. The merchandising for this is going to be epic. Who is in? No really. $75 to play with someone else’s dog. For an hour. Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 01:55 PM (ZdaMQ) 226
Snake Farm Insurance. Like a good adder, Snake Farm is there.
Posted by: spindrift Awwww HELLS naw, man..... Posted by: Blayke, From State Farm at March 18, 2024 01:55 PM (Zz0t1) 227
I thought I would buy a little baby ranch in Salado.
Baby ranches? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus They raise mini donkeys and mini goats. Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 01:56 PM (SbJgO) 228
I'm shocked. I wade into my first thread of the day and...bewbs.
Posted by: Notorious BFD 'Murica! Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 01:56 PM (di6C2) 229
203 Illegal aliens certainly have rights as human beings, a right to self-defense being one. However, they have forfeited the exercise of that right in this country by dint of having committed a felony crime upon illegally entering this country, and can rightfully be denied access to firearms, etc., by such action.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent ======= Yes, a citizen has a duty to bear arms to defend self and society (which is the basis for the legal argument for conscription) but invaders do not. Their right ends when they leave their native societies and does not extend to whatever place they choose to invade. Otherwise, that Man could have just moved a bunch of healthy German males across the border into Poland and avoided the whole war thing. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 01:56 PM (TPpzE) 230
It seems fishy to me that a terrorist would admit to being a terrorist
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2024 01:56 PM (Akjoo) 231
I gotta think that women's boobs are getting bigger over time, as most men tend to select for that.
- Sort of related, I saw something recently where - since the advent of snapchat, tinder, instagram, etc - the average 23 year old woman has slept with the same number of men as the average 53 year old. The really interesting part was this: "The results showed that out of a group of 100 profiles of bachelors, only 1 profile was "liked" by more than 80% of the women, and yet 38 of the profiles were "disliked" by that same group of participants." https://tinyurl.com/yqk5x6ao Men have a fairly predictable bell curve. Women? Women find 80% of men on dating apps unattractive. Women are all pursuing the same 20% based on looks and indicators of wealth/status. Either pursuing a fantasy or pursuing a lifestyle. Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 01:57 PM (Wg1x4) Posted by: Bill Withers at March 18, 2024 01:57 PM (Zz0t1) 233
Baby ranches?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus They raise mini donkeys and mini goats. Posted by: rickb223 Ah, I see. Thanks. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 01:57 PM (9yWhg) 234
229 203 Illegal aliens certainly have rights as human beings, a right to self-defense being one. However, they have forfeited the exercise of that right in this country by dint of having committed a felony crime upon illegally entering this country, and can rightfully be denied access to firearms, etc., by such action.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent ======= Yes, a citizen has a duty to bear arms to defend self and society (which is the basis for the legal argument for conscription) but invaders do not. Their right ends when they leave their native societies and does not extend to whatever place they choose to invade. Otherwise, that Man could have just moved a bunch of healthy German males across the border into Poland and avoided the whole war thing. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 01:56 PM (TPpzE) That's a pretty humorous and on point analogy. Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at March 18, 2024 01:57 PM (eYoxG) 235
A few gifted women are slim and have Ds or bigger. The vast majority are either MD enhanced or fatties.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2024 01:53 PM (Odg76) ===== Guess which one I am? ![]() Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 01:57 PM (DRSnL) 236
I thought I would buy a little baby ranch in Salado.
Baby ranches? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus They raise mini donkeys and mini goats. Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 01:56 PM (SbJgO) baby carrot for the ranch dip? Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 01:57 PM (bving) 237
Stop the presses! I have a new business venture that I am going to open up to this group first. There is a farm in Vermont where people pay $75 each to come play with golden retrievers for an hour. Not get a dog. Play with a dog. Cuddle a dog. That is it!
We are taking it one step further. Golden are cute, no doubt. They are big, dumb, cute loving creatures. But we are going to rescue dogs for our adventure and give them a lifetime of fun and love and we can market this to kingdom come. Obviously, this only works with rescues who have the temperament . We will also have a cat room. -- If enough yankees have moved down to where you live you can probably make some money off of this. Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 01:58 PM (Wg1x4) 238
It seems fishy to me that a terrorist would admit to being a terrorist
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2024 01:56 PM (Akjoo) He was the trojan burrito. Comes up from Mexico. Declares terrorist. Distraction allows 12 more terrorists to enter. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 01:58 PM (Zz0t1) 239
Women are all pursuing the same 20% based on looks and indicators of wealth/status. Either pursuing a fantasy or pursuing a lifestyle.
Posted by: Moron Robbie No kidding? Posted by: The Friendzone. Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 01:58 PM (SbJgO) 240
A woman's single breast that is bigger than a mans head is not right.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 18, 2024 01:58 PM (eYF7X) 241
But it's not really a boob thread until Fen or some other 'Ette chastises us for our fixation on sweater puppies.
TBH, it does seem to be a fixation for some here. As a dude, I am as appreciative of a nice rack as the next guy but... Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2024 01:58 PM (V8he0) 242
"A Lebanese illegal migrant captured along the U.S. southern border has admitted to being a member of Hezbollah and expressed intentions to make a bomb in New York."
Anyone else suspicious that this shitmonger just up and admitted to being a terrorist and planning to make a bomb? You know he was interrogated with kid gloves. Seems odd to me he would just voluntarily admit to serious crimes like this. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2024 01:59 PM (iFTx/) 243
the average 23 year old woman has slept with the same number of men as the average 53 year old.+
... I think you need to rephrase this. Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2024 01:59 PM (z/ifB) 244
Given Biden's polling, it's either going to be war or a terrorist attack in a few months.
Anything to crack down on dissent. Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 18, 2024 01:59 PM (YAtuc) 245
Unfortunately, once they said the word 'refuge' to a Border Patrol agent and got handed a piece of paper with a court date, they are in the country legally. Biden did this, somehow, through writing new Executive Orders and negating Trumps Executive Orders.
New reality and it sucks. Posted by: Divide by Zero ====== That is not compliant with the existing laws (caselaw and statutory interpretation) and so they are here illegally. Does not change their status under statutory and certainly moral laws--this is simply DACA writ large decree type laws that deserve no recognition by courts. Look up the legal doctrine ultra vires for a further commentary. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 01:59 PM (TPpzE) 246
Ebbadi admitted to being a member of Hezbollah, having trained with them for seven years and served as an active member for another four years.
Dude WAS NOT a bomb maker. Dude was a DECOY. Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 01:50 PM (SbJgO) ---- Based on his current age, he apprenticed with Hezbollah when he was 11 and then became a journeyman terrorist when he was 18. So this must have been the project where he earns his "master terrorist" credentials. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2024 01:59 PM (4S2yc) 247
Given Biden's polling, it's either going to be war or a terrorist attack in a few months.
Or another pandemic. Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 18, 2024 02:00 PM (YAtuc) Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 18, 2024 02:00 PM (Odg76) 249
A woman's single breast that is bigger than a mans head is not right.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 18, 2024 01:58 PM (eYF7X) --- Of course not. You need a pair of them... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2024 02:00 PM (4S2yc) 250
These white supremacists are gonna unleash a bloodbath before too long.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 18, 2024 02:00 PM (PWI4f) 251
Sort of related, I saw something recently where - since the advent of snapchat, tinder, instagram, etc - the average 23 year old woman has slept with the same number of men as the average 53 year old.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 01:57 PM (Wg1x4) ===== I'd be curious as to what "average" is, for a 53 year old. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 02:00 PM (DRSnL) 252
249 A woman's single breast that is bigger than a mans head is not right.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 18, 2024 01:58 PM (eYF7X) --- Of course not. You need a pair of them... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2024 02:00 PM (4S2yc) Otherwise you're gonna tip over Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2024 02:01 PM (Akjoo) 253
227 I thought I would buy a little baby ranch in Salado.
Baby ranches? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus They raise mini donkeys and mini goats. Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 01:56 10 acres. A 4 stall barn, an outdoor, small indoor, little limestone house with a porch. Doesn’t really matter, it’s not in the cards. We are here and any second home will be in the Blue Ridge Mountains. Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 02:01 PM (ZdaMQ) 254
Gentlemen, I'm always amazed on how you fixate on "quality", and never discuss quantity.
Posted by: The Bar Girl from Mars at March 18, 2024 02:01 PM (a3Q+t) 255
Jordan61
You were part of that group hug at westminsterdogshow's house. Still a platinum memory. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2024 02:01 PM (u82oZ) 256
Otherwise you're gonna tip over
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2024 02:01 PM (Akjoo) ===== My poor sister legit has one that's like a B/C and one that's like a DD. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 02:02 PM (DRSnL) 257
252 249 A woman's single breast that is bigger than a mans head is not right.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 18, 2024 01:58 PM (eYF7X) --- Of course not. You need a pair of them... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2024 02:00 PM (4S2yc) Otherwise you're gonna tip over Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2024 02:01 PM (Akjoo) Wear out the shoe on that side in no time! Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 02:02 PM (di6C2) 258
My all-time favorite thing about Snake Farm was the highway billboards that had an illustration of a gorilla and the text "SEE GORILLA AT SNAKE FARM." When you went there, they had a chimpanzee in a cage with a sign saying that his name was "Gorilla." If you asked about the highway sign, they would explain that it didn't say "see a gorilla" or "see thegorilla." It said "see Gorilla" and there he is. Perfect Roadside Americana in a nutshell.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 18, 2024 02:02 PM (sNc8Y) 259
Selective Service
A man who fails to register with Selective Service may be ineligible for opportunities that may be important to his future. He must register to be eligible for state-funded student financial aid in many states, most federal employment, some state employment, security clearance for contractors, job training under the Workforce Innovation and Opportunity Act (formerly known as the Workforce Investment Act), and U.S. citizenship for immigrant men. -- If required to register with Selective Service, failure to register is a felony punishable by a fine of up to $250,000 and/or 5 years imprisonment. Also, a person who knowingly counsels, aids, or abets another to fail to comply with the registration requirement is subject to the same penalties. Unless a man provides proof that he is exempt from the registration requirement, his failure to register will result in referral to the Department of Justice for possible investigation and prosecution. In addition to potential criminal penalties, failure to register may make a man permanently ineligible for the benefits listed above. NOTE: Some States have created additional consequences for men who fail to register. Posted by: L - And they can all x my royal Irish arse at March 18, 2024 02:02 PM (GshMh) 260
"Sort of related, I saw something recently where - since the advent of snapchat, tinder, instagram, etc - the average 23 year old woman has slept with the same number of men as the average 53 year old."
That seems unlikely to me. But possible. I think if you increased the age from 23 to 25 or 27 then it would be correct. It's the post-college years but before the big 3-0 stares them in the face that girls are most promiscuous. That's from 21 to 25 or possibly 27. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2024 02:03 PM (iFTx/) 261
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>>Men have a fairly predictable bell curve. Women? Women find 80% of men on dating apps unattractive. Men's scale is 0 or 1, Women's scale is 2 or 10. Which is why most women will be living with their 8 cats and drinking box wine. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2024 02:03 PM (JIdXK) 262
I'd be curious as to what "average" is, for a 53 year old.
Posted by: Jordan61 - Not me. I recently learned that modern women have something called a "roster" and they post the document on TikTok. It's exactly what you think it is. Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 02:03 PM (Wg1x4) 263
197 Basel Bassel Ebbadi, 22, was caught by border patrol on March 9th near El Paso, Texas.
Ebbadi admitted to being a member of Hezbollah, having trained with them for seven years and served as an active member for another four years. ------------------ Dude WAS NOT a bomb maker. Dude was a DECOY. Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 01:50 PM (SbJgO) ---------------------- If he was trained by hexbola he wouldn't give up info like that. Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2024 02:03 PM (R1Nbi) 264
Pirela Pirela
Consecutive same names indicate criminality. It's a known fact. Sirhan Sirhan Muhammad Muhammad Boutros Boutros Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 18, 2024 02:03 PM (wzAuc) 265
A few gifted women are slim and have Ds or bigger. The vast majority are either MD enhanced or fatties.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2024 01:53 PM (Odg76) --- This has not been my experience... Posted by: ballistic at March 18, 2024 02:04 PM (oqH4h) 266
remember when FDR was president and guys like this got executed with a rope?
Posted by: x at March 18, 2024 02:04 PM (Yfotv) 267
That seems unlikely to me. But possible. I think if you increased the age from 23 to 25 or 27 then it would be correct. - I assumed it was tied roughly to the college years. Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 02:04 PM (Wg1x4) 268
Point in fact about Texas for mini ranches.
We needed 11 acres minimum for Ag Exemption status. 10 for the actual land. 1 live on that isn't Ag Exempted. And the land had to be previously ag exempted for 5 years, or we'd have to register it and wait 5 years. Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 02:05 PM (SbJgO) 269
remember when FDR was president and guys like this got executed with a rope?
Posted by: x at March 18, 2024 02:04 PM (Yfotv) ... Admitting to being a non-uniformed enemy combatant doesn't seem like a smart move. Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2024 02:05 PM (z/ifB) 270
My all-time favorite thing about Snake Farm was the highway billboards that had an illustration of a gorilla and the text "SEE GORILLA AT SNAKE FARM." When you went there, they had a chimpanzee in a cage with a sign saying that his name was "Gorilla." If you asked about the highway sign, they would explain that it didn't say "see a gorilla" or "see thegorilla." It said "see Gorilla" and there he is. Perfect Roadside Americana in a nutshell.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 18, 2024 02:02 PM (sNc8Y) --- Were there actual snakes at the farm? Or was it named after "Mr. Snake?" Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2024 02:05 PM (4S2yc) 271
Not me. I recently learned that modern women have something called a "roster" and they post the document on TikTok.
It's exactly what you think it is. Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 02:03 PM (Wg1x4) ===== Charming. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 02:05 PM (DRSnL) 272
From The NY Times reporting on the Supreme Court hearing today regarding the state twisting the arms of social media companies to take down malformation:
According to Brian Fletcher, the principal solicitor for the Biden administration, "bully-pulpit exhortations are protected by the First Amendment" Yeah, that's what the constitution is all about - protecting the state from the people. Posted by: Oglebay at March 18, 2024 02:06 PM (7fVdQ) 273
Men's scale is 0 or 1, Women's scale is 2 or 10.
Which is why most women will be living with their 8 cats and drinking box wine. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2024 02:03 PM (JIdXK) Young people in general have no sense of continuity. No time spent with their grandparents telling about this or that family member or sense of history (that it marches on and life is fleeting.) So they think they will be 20 forever and can be stupidly... well picky is not even the right word. I am not saying they should shack up with the first Neanderthal or -ess that comes along. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 02:06 PM (di6C2) 274
Otherwise you're gonna tip over
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2024 02:01 PM Tell me about it. Posted by: Eileen at March 18, 2024 02:06 PM (a3Q+t) 275
Point in fact about Texas for mini ranches.
We needed 11 acres minimum for Ag Exemption status. 10 for the actual land. 1 live on that isn't Ag Exempted. And the land had to be previously ag exempted for 5 years, or we'd have to register it and wait 5 years. Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 02:05 PM (SbJgO) ... And why oh why does everyone subdivide to 10 acres now? It's infuriating. I think pretty much you have to find someone who also wants land, buy something bigger, and subdivide yourself. Also it seems they have raised the acreage on the beekeeping exemption to 15 acres? Sigh. Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2024 02:06 PM (z/ifB) 276
Guess which one I am?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 01:57 PM (DRSnL) Admiral Akbar to the white courtesy phone, Admiral Akbar to the phone... ![]() of course the first one... Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 02:07 PM (bving) 277
Lebron James' Charter School in Ohio is a massive failure.
It opened in 2018. It's well funded. It has all of the features that education "experts" claim students need to be successful. Zero of its students have ever passed the state's math test. 15/50 teachers have resigned in the last two years. Their English tests scores are abysmal. http://tiny.cc/evujxz Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2024 02:07 PM (Odg76) 278
Baby ranches?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 01:52 PM (9yWhg) The source of Haitian veal. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 02:07 PM (tkR6S) 279
Were there actual snakes at the farm? Or was it named after "Mr. Snake?"
Oh my, yes indeed, there were snakes at Snake Farm. Posted by: Oddbob at March 18, 2024 02:07 PM (sNc8Y) 280
Unless a man provides proof that he is exempt from the registration requirement, his failure to register will result in referral to the Department of Justice for possible investigation and prosecution.
In addition to potential criminal penalties, failure to register may make a man permanently ineligible for the benefits listed above. NOTE: Some States have created additional consequences for men who fail to register. Posted by: L Addendum. Does not apply to naturally born females. Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 02:07 PM (SbJgO) 281
remember when FDR was president and guys like this got executed with a rope?
Posted by: x at March 18, 2024 02:04 PM (Yfotv) ===== Um, no. I wasn't born until like 5 presidents later. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 02:07 PM (DRSnL) 282
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That seems unlikely to me. But possible. I think if you increased the age from 23 to 25 or 27 then it would be correct. - I assumed it was tied roughly to the college years. Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 02:04 PM (Wg1x4) ______ The "23 or 53"? Yes, probably. But I think they'd need to extend the 23 a few years for the stat to be correct. 53 year old ladies today are Gen X. X was promiscuous too. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2024 02:08 PM (iFTx/) 283
I saw a man on the street interview from a spring break town. He was asking women how many men they were planning on having sex with on break. One pair both said 12. The interviewer was incredulous and asked how many each had already had sex with and they both took a moment thinking and came up with 3.
They are likely outliers but...that's quickly going to bring the average up. You know what would be amusing? Compare the average and the median among college girls...I suspect it would be rather different... Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2024 02:08 PM (ibTVg) 284
A woman's single breast that is bigger than a mans head is not right.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 18, 2024 01:58 PM (eYF7X) could be left... Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 02:08 PM (bving) 285
So he was planning an actual bloodbath.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2024 02:08 PM (4p0Xq) 286
279 Oh my, yes indeed, there were snakes at Snake Farm.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 18, 2024 02:07 PM (sNc8Y) They prefer to be called "Democrats". Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2024 02:08 PM (UnA8+) 287
262 Not me. I recently learned that modern women have something called a "roster" and they post the document on TikTok.
It's exactly what you think it is. Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 02:03 PM (Wg1x4) These poor girls are in a world of hurt when the reality hits they were fun to play with, but will never be a consideration for the type of man they want to marry. Then they don’t even become fun to play with - they all age out eventually. Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 02:09 PM (ZdaMQ) 288
It opened in 2018. It's well funded. It has all of the features that education "experts" claim students need to be successful. Zero of its students have ever passed the state's math test. 15/50 teachers have resigned in the last two years. Their English tests scores are abysmal.
_________ Lebron builds up students like he builds up NBA teammates. He puts the SUC in Success. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2024 02:09 PM (lf83v) 289
Keith Olbermann sparks outrage by hinting at Trump assassination
Olbermann was referring to the Biden-Harris HQ X account flagging a clip of Trump saying he had been persecuted worse than any president in history, including Abraham Lincoln. "Trump says he has been treated worse than Abraham Lincoln, who was assassinated," the Biden campaign account posted on Saturday. "There's always the hope," Olbermann wrote, linking to the post. Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2024 02:09 PM (oCjPU) 290
No really. $75 to play with someone else’s dog. For an hour.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 01:55 PM (ZdaMQ) Around here they rent sniff spots. (Keep it clean Horde). Places rent their yards or some enclosure for people to bring their dogs and left them run around sniffing different things, usually the previous dog spors. It typically costs $15 an hour. Posted by: Beartooth at March 18, 2024 02:09 PM (LjgPm) 291
Interesting article. Note the gays:
"The Viral “Body Count” Trend On TikTok Is Alarming And Shows Just How Far We’ve Fallen As A Society In one of the most “sex positive” TikTok trends, people are showing off the number of people they’ve slept with (a.k.a. their “body count” ![]() ...The man with the highest body count of the group was slightly older than the others (having “come up sexually through the AIDS crisis” ![]() https://tinyurl.com/27nvnumx (that's just some random guy) Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 02:09 PM (Wg1x4) 292
The "23 or 53"? Yes, probably. But I think they'd need to extend the 23 a few years for the stat to be correct. 53 year old ladies today are Gen X. X was promiscuous too.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2024 02:08 PM (iFTx/) ===== That's why I was curious as to what "average" is. Because I'm in my early 50's, and my score is 1. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 02:09 PM (DRSnL) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 18, 2024 02:09 PM (d2bW3) 294
271 Not me. I recently learned that modern women have something called a "roster" and they post the document on TikTok.
It's exactly what you think it is. Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 02:03 PM (Wg1x4) ________________ Imagine if a guy did this. He'd be arrested for some version of revenge porn. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2024 02:10 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 18, 2024 02:10 PM (AcWfM) 296
What's this about Lez'BeAllah? Their god is a lesbian?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 02:10 PM (ynpvh) 297
273 Men's scale is 0 or 1, Women's scale is 2 or 10.
Which is why most women will be living with their 8 cats and drinking box wine. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2024 02:03 PM (JIdXK) Young people in general have no sense of continuity. No time spent with their grandparents telling about this or that family member or sense of history (that it marches on and life is fleeting.) So they think they will be 20 forever and can be stupidly... well picky is not even the right word. I am not saying they should shack up with the first Neanderthal or -ess that comes along. Posted by: Aetius451AD =========== Resetting society to acknowledge basic facts of humanity and its history will be pretty nasty process with plenty of victims. Wars, financial collapse, etc. are the sort of things that cause resets. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 02:10 PM (TPpzE) 298
He boasted a count of more than 1,500.
https://tinyurl.com/27nvnumx (that's just some random guy) Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 02:09 PM (Wg1x4) Wilt Chamberlain claimed a number like that iirc. Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2024 02:10 PM (z/ifB) Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 02:10 PM (DRSnL) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: bonhomme at March 18, 2024 02:11 PM (Odg76) 302
We will also have a cat room.
The merchandising for this is going to be epic. Who is in? No really. $75 to play with someone else’s dog. For an hour. Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 01:55 PM (ZdaMQ) The Federal Government had an entire cat house, and managed to run it into bankruptcy. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 02:11 PM (tkR6S) 303
This is where owning the media comes in help. Remember Obamacare cut Medicare by $200 billion to pay for the ACA and it was sold as “shoring up” Medicare. Literally taking money out of the program was saving it.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken ====== True. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 01:31 PM (TPpzE) == I had forgotten that stellar part of the ACA "process". Thanks for the memories. Posted by: Black JEM at March 18, 2024 02:11 PM (GZYu7) 304
Yeah, that's what the constitution is all about - protecting the state from the people.
Posted by: Oglebay at March 18, 2024 02:06 PM (7fVdQ) The FBI doesn't get a bully pulpit, they're just bullies. Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 18, 2024 02:11 PM (z+89e) 305
Were there actual snakes at the farm? Or was it named after "Mr. Snake?"
Please, my name is The Paolo. Posted by: The Paolo at March 18, 2024 02:12 PM (2ocoG) 306
"There's always the hope," Olbermann wrote, linking to the post.
___________ This is what Bob Grant was fired over by WABC in New York when he talked about Ron Brown's death. From the NYT on April 18, 1996: "My hunch is that he is the one survivor," Mr. Grant said, according to a transcript of his program provided by Fairness and Accuracy in Reporting, a media watchdog organization based in Manhattan. "I just have that hunch. Maybe it's because, at heart, I'm a pessimist." Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2024 02:12 PM (lf83v) 307
That's why I was curious as to what "average" is. Because I'm in my early 50's, and my score is 1.
Jordan I think we're (x women) really not that promiscuous. the ones I know who got divorced ended up sleeping with a bunch of guys after that but they weren't promiscuous when younger. I was considered to be somewhat promiscuous in HS and college and my count is a whopping 5 Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 18, 2024 02:12 PM (AcWfM) 308
These poor girls are in a world of hurt when the reality hits they were fun to play with, but will never be a consideration for the type of man they want to marry. Then they don’t even become fun to play with - they all age out eventually.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 02:09 PM (ZdaMQ) Like the video posted the other day where the woman finally realized that dudes don't really overall desire broads that are all tatted up and have piercings everywhere....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: kallisto at March 18, 2024 02:12 PM (dCxaZ) 310
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‘ 53 year old ladies today are Gen X. X was promiscuous too.’ I didn’t find any. I guess I looked in the wrong places. Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 18, 2024 02:12 PM (jbnUc) 311
What hour are you people on? The post says 2:16PM, but the 300th comment here is posted at 2:10.
Time travel jokes aside, I wish you all would get your clocks sorted out. Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2024 02:12 PM (dGCAG) 312
299 He boasted a count of more than 1,500.
https://tinyurl.com/27nvnumx (that's just some random guy) Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 02:09 PM (Wg1x4) Wilt Chamberlain claimed a number like that iirc. Posted by: TexasDan at March 18, 2024 02:10 PM (z/ifB) "...his 1991 book, A View From Above. In it, the basketball great claimed to have slept with 20,000 different women during his life." Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 02:13 PM (ynpvh) 313
Wars, financial collapse, etc. are the sort of things that cause resets.
Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 02:10 PM What am I, chopped liver? Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2024 02:13 PM (a3Q+t) 314
283 I saw a man on the street interview from a spring break town. He was asking women how many men they were planning on having sex with on break. One pair both said 12. The interviewer was incredulous and asked how many each had already had sex with and they both took a moment thinking and came up with 3.
They are likely outliers but...that's quickly going to bring the average up. You know what would be amusing? Compare the average and the median among college girls...I suspect it would be rather different... Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2024 02:08 PM (ibTVg) _____________ Well, how long were they there at the time, and how much longer did they plan to stay? I'm generally calling bullshit on this but overall it's true that many of the younger ladies have become like men when it comes to trying to rack up body counts. Especially when on vacation. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2024 02:13 PM (iFTx/) 315
These poor girls are in a world of hurt when the reality hits they were fun to play with, but will never be a consideration for the type of man they want to marry. Then they don’t even become fun to play with - they all age out eventually.
Posted by: Piper - Yep. And then they'll be angry because the 40 year olds with money they're trying to marry are still chasing the 25-30 year olds, and they'll make TikTok videos complaining that there are no good men (they friendzoned hundreds between the ages of 20-30) and how the 25 year olds competition shouldn't date the older men because NOW those established older men are just trying to manipulate and use young women. Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 02:13 PM (Wg1x4) 316
Oh and an interesting difference between men and woman. If you include gay men with straight men the average number of sex partners goes way up. But if you include lesbians with straight women it goes down...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2024 02:13 PM (ibTVg) 317
Our ranchette in AZ is 36 acres and is zoned residential/ag. To the north is a ranch that is 1200 acres, to the east is state trust land which is thousands of acres, to the south is a ranch that is 580 acres. 36 acres is nothing in this area. By the way, our yearly property taxes with a 1800 sq ft home with 3br 2.5 baths and a 2400sq ft barn is $446.00.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 18, 2024 02:14 PM (eYF7X) 318
"There's always the hope," Olbermann wrote, linking to the post.
Mr. Irrelevant pukes up yet another gem. Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2024 02:14 PM (V8he0) Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 18, 2024 02:14 PM (wtvvX) 320
I was considered to be somewhat promiscuous in HS and college and my count is a whopping 5
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 18, 2024 02:12 PM (AcWfM) Is it wise to say things like that here on the ol' AoSHQ? You know you're going to get a whole line of fellers asking if you wanna make it 6. Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2024 02:14 PM (dGCAG) 321
295 53 year old ladies today are Gen X. X was promiscuous too.
no not really Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 18, 2024 02 Exactly. Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 02:14 PM (ZdaMQ) 322
No really. $75 to play with someone else’s dog. For an hour.
That kind of thing is fairly widespread in Japan. You pay a cover charge and buy a coffee or whatever and can play with dogs, cats, or birds (obviously not all in the same place). Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2024 02:14 PM (2ocoG) 323
"...his 1991 book, A View From Above. In it, the basketball great claimed to have slept with 20,000 different women during his life."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 02:13 PM (ynpvh) I would never want women to get to be... old hat. 'Really a busty redhead again?' Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 02:15 PM (di6C2) 324
TexasDan
Wilt Chamberlain: 10,000. But he also said that loving one woman was the best. Probably with a gun to his head. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2024 02:15 PM (u82oZ) 325
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Tell me about it. Posted by: Eileen at March 18, 2024 02:06 PM (a3Q+t) Oooh come on, Eileen... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1) They played "Jump" and I jumped. They played "Come on Eileen" and I was kicked out... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 02:15 PM (ynpvh) 326
Wilt Chamberlain claimed a number like that iirc.
- Sure, but he was Wilt f***ing Chamberlain. This is just some gay guy down the street. Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 02:15 PM (Wg1x4) 327
Also it seems they have raised the acreage on the beekeeping exemption to 15 acres? Sigh.
Posted by: TexasDan www.texasbeekeepers.org. Looks like it's still 5 to 20 acres. Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 02:15 PM (SbJgO) 328
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Eileen at March 18, 2024 02:06 PM (a3Q+t) Oooh come on, Eileen... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1) trying to get me kicked out of that night club again eh? Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 02:15 PM (bving) 329
These poor girls are in a world of hurt when the reality hits they were fun to play with, but will never be a consideration for the type of man they want to marry. Then they don’t even become fun to play with - they all age out eventually.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 02:09 PM (ZdaMQ) --- The number of sexual partners women have has an inverse relationship with their ability to form lasting pair-bonded relationships later on. i.e. the more miles of dick they take, the more likely they are to have a string of failed marriages and end up with cats. Posted by: ballistic at March 18, 2024 02:15 PM (oqH4h) 330
It's unknown if he's an illegal alien or merely an alien that no real country ever would have allowed to visit.
++++ What's really sad is that it could easily be either. Flip a coin. That's how awful our border control is (not just the southern border, but all of them) Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2024 02:15 PM (HnUIn) 331
Remember when discussing your notch count that beejers and cigars don't count...
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 18, 2024 02:16 PM (ibTVg) 332
The number of sexual partners women have has an inverse relationship with their ability to form lasting pair-bonded relationships later on.
this is exactly true Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 18, 2024 02:16 PM (AcWfM) 333
295 53 year old ladies today are Gen X. X was promiscuous too.
no not really Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 18, 2024 02:10 PM (AcWfM) --------------------------------- I think we were, but not as much so as our Boomer parents were, or as the generations since. I think the 80s was when the Great Sorting started to happen, and the two ends of the bell curve (rock star who bangs a billion groupies, and average dude who couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons) started to crowd out the middle. We were kind of bracketed by Free Love on one side and hookup culture on the other. Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 18, 2024 02:16 PM (2AUjo) 334
This is just some gay guy down the street.
Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 02:15 PM (Wg1x4) Gay dudes are a completely different subject. There is usually some significant damage playing out there, from what I have seen. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 02:16 PM (di6C2) 335
272 From The NY Times reporting on the Supreme Court hearing today regarding the state twisting the arms of social media companies to take down malformation:
According to Brian Fletcher, the principal solicitor for the Biden administration, "bully-pulpit exhortations are protected by the First Amendment" Yeah, that's what the constitution is all about - protecting the state from the people. Posted by: Oglebay ======= Governments have powers; people have rights. Second, the first amendment begins Congress shall make no laws (and Scotus has filled it out with the executive, the courts, and state/local governments) abridging freedom of speech. That indicates that particular power to censor others does not exist for Fedgov or any other government. The case law of the 4th Amendment on agency also dictates that government cannot command private individuals to do what government can't as their agent. If government exercises control over the agent, then the agent is bound by the Constitutional limitations of government power as well. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 02:16 PM (TPpzE) 336
The number of sexual partners women have has an inverse relationship with their ability to form lasting pair-bonded relationships later on.
________ Wait, what? Posted by: Taylor Swift at March 18, 2024 02:17 PM (lf83v) 337
I think we were, but not as much so as our Boomer parents were, or as the generations since. I think the 80s was when the Great Sorting started to happen, and the two ends of the bell curve (rock star who bangs a billion groupies, and average dude who couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons) started to crowd out the middle. We were kind of bracketed by Free Love on one side and hookup culture on the other.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at March 18, 2024 02:16 PM (2AUjo) Good phrasing in there. +1 Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 02:17 PM (di6C2) 338
That kind of thing is fairly widespread in Japan. You pay a cover charge and buy a coffee or whatever and can play with dogs, cats, or birds (obviously not all in the same place).
Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2024 02:14 PM (2ocoG) ++++ In Japan, I can even - sort of - grok it. In a place defined by tiny, high-density apartments, pet ownership can often be out of reach. In a place dominated by very long working hours, pet ownership can be cruel even if achievable, and many will not put a beloved animal through that. Paying by the hour for some animal companionship isn't inconceivable to me. If I were in a tiny apartment and working 12 hours a day, 5-6 days a week, and beset on all sides by despair, I could see doing it myself. I'll bet that where this happens in America, conditions are similar. I doubt it's in the suburbs. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2024 02:17 PM (HnUIn) 339
53 year old ladies today are Gen X. X was promiscuous too.
- Sure, but this is a whole 'nother level. See what Tinder is if you're unfamilar. It's essentially like ordering food, but it's sex between consenting (probably) adults. The gays have their own, and one can only imagine. And good point about the roster being posted by a guy. Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 02:17 PM (Wg1x4) 340
324 TexasDan
Wilt Chamberlain: 10,000. But he also said that loving one woman was the best. Probably with a gun to his head. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2024 02:15 PM (u82oZ) "In a 1999 interview, shortly before he died, Chamberlain made the following revealing statement: 'Having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I've learned in my life. I've (also) found out that having one woman a thousand different times is more satisfying.' Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 02:18 PM (ynpvh) 341
Wait, what? Posted by: Taylor Swift at March 18, 2024 02:17 PM (lf83v) They're with you for the money and to say "I banged Taylor Swift" sweetie....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 02:18 PM (Zz0t1) 342
Oh and an interesting difference between men and woman. If you include gay men with straight men the average number of sex partners goes way up. But if you include lesbians with straight women it goes down...
Hence "lesbian bed death" as a phenomenon. Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2024 02:18 PM (2ocoG) 343
You pay a cover charge and buy a coffee or whatever and can play with dogs, cats, or birds (obviously not all in the same place).
Posted by: Ian S. Dammit! Posted by: Sylvester Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 02:18 PM (SbJgO) 344
They're with you for the money and to say "I banged Taylor Swift" sweetie.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 02:18 PM (Zz0t1) Bucket of lincoln logs and all. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 02:18 PM (di6C2) 345
remember when FDR was president and guys like this got executed with a rope?
Posted by: x at March 18, 2024 02:04 PM (Yfotv) ===== Um, no. I wasn't born until like 5 presidents later. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 02:07 PM (DRSnL) Geez....just realized I've lived through 14 presidents. OY. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 18, 2024 02:18 PM (iODuv) 346
Do you know who else was wanted in connection with murders?
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2024 02:19 PM (lI1k+) 347
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: SMOD ------ I was assured by everyone in 2016 that you are also known as Donald J. Trump in ordinary life. We survived anyway. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 02:19 PM (TPpzE) 348
Time travel jokes aside, I wish you all would get your clocks sorted out.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2024 02:12 PM (dGCAG) maybe even cleaned, as it were? Posted by: SturmToddler at March 18, 2024 02:19 PM (bving) 349
307 the ones I know who got divorced ended up sleeping with a bunch of guys after that but they weren't promiscuous when younger.
I didn’t even do that. I am still with the first person I was with after my divorce. I am so boring. Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 02:19 PM (ZdaMQ) 350
That kind of thing is fairly widespread in Japan. You pay a cover charge and buy a coffee or whatever and can play with dogs, cats, or birds (obviously not all in the same place).
Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2024 02:14 PM (2ocoG) --- Hmmm....Dogs and cats and birds playing together? Sounds like a market opportunity! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2024 02:19 PM (4S2yc) 351
and average dude who couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons
That was me at one time. I was completely clueless when it came to dealing with women. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 02:19 PM (9yWhg) 352
335
... That indicates that particular power to censor others does not exist for Fedgov or any other government. The case law of the 4th Amendment on agency also dictates that government cannot command private individuals to do what government can't as their agent. If government exercises control over the agent, then the agent is bound by the Constitutional limitations of government power as well. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 02:16 PM (TPpzE) Gag orders... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 02:20 PM (ynpvh) 353
Bet he isn't alone
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2024 02:20 PM (fwDg9) 354
'Having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I've learned in my life. I've (also) found out that having one woman a thousand different times is more satisfying.'
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) ===== He could have just read Ecclesiastes and Proverbs to find that out. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 02:20 PM (TPpzE) 355
I didn’t even do that. I am still with the first person I was with after my divorce. I am so boring.
naw Piper you're awesome good job I think ![]() Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 18, 2024 02:20 PM (AcWfM) 356
I think the 80s was when the Great Sorting started to happen, and the two ends of the bell curve (rock star who bangs a billion groupies, and average dude who couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons) started to crowd out the middle.
Also Fauci was screaming that AIDS was going to break out any minute among straights. (Narrator: "It didn't"). Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2024 02:20 PM (2ocoG) 357
Feel sorry for young people today
whomever they marry will likely have the sexual history of a feral alley cat seriously, who wants to marry a well-worn slut Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2024 02:20 PM (oCjPU) 358
... In one of the most “sex positive” TikTok trends, people are showing off the number of people they’ve slept with (a.k.a. their “body count” and where (or how) they met them. In a lot of cases, the numbers are in the double digits, and in some cases, even in the triple digits. ...
Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 02:09 PM (Wg1x4) ++++ We live in a weird timeline. The "body count" is something that is very difficult to suss out, especially with regard to women. Women tend to guard their body counts quite jealously, because of what ballistic said upthread. That they are now advertising them online is an ... odd development. I wonder if they've finally come to believe that it doesn't matter. Men also tend to lie, but are more open about it (at least with other men). Men advertising it online is also odd. I strongly suspect we're going to be at Korean fertility levels within 15 years. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2024 02:20 PM (HnUIn) 359
"In a 1999 interview, shortly before he died, Chamberlain made the following revealing statement:
'Having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I've learned in my life. I've (also) found out that having one woman a thousand different times is more satisfying.' Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) -- I saw a video of an urban guy hanging out with his girlfriend, being sweet, and he said something like "You can have had a hundred hoes, but when you finally find that special someone (his girlfriend looks at him with doe eyes) then you've had a hundred and one." Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 02:20 PM (Wg1x4) 360
Hence "lesbian bed death" as a phenomenon.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2024 02:18 PM (2ocoG) Constant renewal of physical intimacy is important- even going beyond the 'I got laid' high fiving in the mirror. It has an effect that is very back brain, wetware specific. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 02:20 PM (di6C2) 361
338 I'll bet that where this happens in America, conditions are similar. I doubt it's in the suburbs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2024 02:17 PM (HnUIn) With more and more houses becoming rental properties with leases that don't allow pets? It might be more likely than one may think. Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2024 02:20 PM (UnA8+) 362
I didn’t even do that. I am still with the first person I was with after my divorce. I am so boring. Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 02:19 PM (ZdaMQ) So is my wife. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 02:20 PM (Zz0t1) 363
The numbers of women that guys claim to had sex with is always drastically inflated.
To begin with, it's a sign of virility and popularity to have a high body count, so of course men exaggerate. Just like they exaggerate their incomes, their height, and the size of their dicks. But also, men usually calculate the number using a method that is prone to over-estimation. Women actually count all the men they've slept with ("there was Bill, and Bob, and that Sex Machine reporter guy . . ."). But men just choose a number that they think is representative. The women's methodology is prone to underestimating. The men's is the opposite. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2024 02:21 PM (iFTx/) 364
The number of sexual partners women have has an inverse relationship with their ability to form lasting pair-bonded relationships later on.
Posted by: ballistic at March 18, 2024 02:15 PM (oqH4h) ===== Sounds about right. Crazy sister is a few years younger than me, was super slutty ever since she was a teenager, never been married (although she has two kids...different fathers, of course), and I think her longest relationship ever was about 5 years. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 02:21 PM (DRSnL) 365
"...his 1991 book, A View From Above. In it, the basketball great claimed to have slept with 20,000 different women during his life."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 02:13 PM (ynpvh) I would never want women to get to be... old hat. 'Really a busty redhead again?' Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 02:15 PM (di6C2) This is the reason Epstein existed/exists. Deviancy is sometimes the realm of the well-connected, and the easier it gets, the more boring it gets. So you have to go somewhere with it. Two at a time, then three. Two gals and another dude, then eventually dudes only. Or you just go..... younger. There's no end to the extent to which the deviancy will go. Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2024 02:21 PM (dGCAG) 366
I must have missed put on all this wondrous Gen X promiscuity.
Posted by: If there was rampant promiscuity, I didn't notice at March 18, 2024 02:21 PM (6PgKW) 367
Time travel jokes aside, I wish you all would get your clocks sorted out.
________ I my clocks work 50 percent of the time. Now, I'm always going off half-clocked. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2024 02:21 PM (lf83v) 368
Wait, posted at 2:16 and by 2:20 there are 355 comments?
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2024 02:21 PM (fwDg9) 369
Hence "lesbian bed death" as a phenomenon.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2024 02:18 PM (2ocoG) I'm 29......Is this one of those "tiktok challenge" thingamabobbers? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 02:21 PM (Zz0t1) 370
Feel sorry for young people today
whomever they marry will likely have the sexual history of a feral alley cat seriously, who wants to marry a well-worn slut Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2024 02:20 PM (oCjPU) ++++ Many don't. What do you think is an underlying cause of all those "why won't good men wife me up" videos by middle-aged post-party-girls? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 18, 2024 02:22 PM (HnUIn) 371
Geez....just realized I've lived through 14 presidents. OY.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 18, 2024 02:18 PM (iODuv) ---------- You're one President up on me. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 18, 2024 02:22 PM (DeFcY) 372
seriously, who wants to marry a well-worn slut
Which is why marriage is down and marriage-related businesses are hurting. Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2024 02:22 PM (2ocoG) Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 02:22 PM (SbJgO) 374
In my teens and early adulthood my body count was zero. Then I got married and my body count went to zero.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 18, 2024 02:22 PM (++4z6) 375
Sounds about right. Crazy sister is a few years younger than me, was super slutty ever since she was a teenager, never been married (although she has two kids...different fathers, of course), and I think her longest relationship ever was about 5 years.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 02:21 PM (DRSnL) She hot? Asking for a friend...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 02:23 PM (Zz0t1) 376
whomever they marry will likely have the sexual history of a feral alley cat
seriously, who wants to marry a well-worn slut -- Many don't. What do you think is an underlying cause of all those "why won't good men wife me up" videos by middle-aged post-party-girls? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) - Yep. "This woman is clearly insane and I'm going to give her half my stuff whenever she wants to leave." Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 02:23 PM (Wg1x4) Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2024 02:23 PM (lf83v) 378
Geez....just realized I've lived through 14 presidents. OY.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 18, 2024 02:18 PM (iODuv) Terms or actual presidents, including multiple terms? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 02:23 PM (Zz0t1) 379
345 remember when FDR was president and guys like this got executed with a rope?
Posted by: x at March 18, 2024 02:04 PM (Yfotv) ===== Um, no. I wasn't born until like 5 presidents later. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 02:07 PM (DRSnL) Geez....just realized I've lived through 14 presidents. OY. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 18, 2024 02:18 PM (iODuv) Only 4 prezzies later for me...barely. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 02:24 PM (ynpvh) 380
If Ajax passes (fuck saying when), I'll probably get drunk, wait a year and then go get another dog.
Renting time with a dog almost feels like... prostitution or paying a gal to pretend to be your girlfriend. Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 02:24 PM (di6C2) 381
Geez....just realized I've lived through 14 presidents. OY.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy 13. Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 02:22 PM (SbJgO) Imagine how Vic feels. ![]() Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 18, 2024 02:24 PM (iODuv) 382
363 The numbers of women that guys claim to had sex with is always drastically inflated.
--------- Yeah, the rubber ones are much better quality. Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 18, 2024 02:24 PM (2yu8s) 383
Sounds about right. Crazy sister is a few years younger than me, was super slutty ever since she was a teenager, never been married (although she has two kids...different fathers, of course), and I think her longest relationship ever was about 5 years.
Posted by: Jordan61 Stop hitting me! I'll ask her. Stop! Um, Jordan? Do you have her number? Asking for a soon to be ex-friend. Stop! Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 02:24 PM (SbJgO) 384
I saw lesbian bed death open for death cab for cutie.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 18, 2024 02:24 PM (4p0Xq) Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2024 02:24 PM (lf83v) 386
When did "Body Count" become about sex instead of about killing?
Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2024 02:24 PM (UnA8+) 387
354 'Having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I've learned in my life. I've (also) found out that having one woman a thousand different times is more satisfying.'
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) ===== He could have just read Ecclesiastes and Proverbs to find that out. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 02:20 PM (TPpzE) Dicks don't read, even if it's in Braile. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 02:25 PM (ynpvh) 388
Gag orders...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) ====== Yes and no. Gag orders are presumptively involved with the right of a fair trial with the potential to harm the jury pool. But they can and have been challenged as far as being overly broad. Trump himself has won quite a bit leeway in appellate cases over them. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 02:25 PM (TPpzE) 389
377 seriously, who wants to marry a well-worn slut
_________ *Ted Turner has joined the chat* Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 18, 2024 02:23 PM (lf83v) _______ "Me too!" -- Jeff Bezos Posted by: Elric Blade at March 18, 2024 02:25 PM (iFTx/) 390
She hot? Asking for a friend......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 02:23 PM (Zz0t1) ===== She looks kinda like Drew Barrymore. Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 02:25 PM (DRSnL) 391
Ima start Boy Scouts for illegals and give them all MAGA hats. Comic books paper routes cutting lawns the whole 1950's shebang.. because they def ain't woke!!!!
lemons/lemonade google it! Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 18, 2024 02:25 PM (djLbh) 392
nood Jood
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 18, 2024 02:25 PM (2yu8s) 393
Speaking of weird marriages, I love that in France it's considered near-fact that Macron's wife is a tranny like Big Mike. I don't really see it (it's not obvious like Big Mike) but it's hilarious. And moreso because Macron has made public statements denying it - if Barack did that Ace would have material for a week.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2024 02:25 PM (2ocoG) 394
NOOD Netanyahu
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 02:25 PM (ynpvh) 395
Geez....just realized I've lived through 14 presidents. OY.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy 13. Posted by: rickb223 Imagine how Vic feels. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy Vic starts counting at Claudius. Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2024 02:25 PM (SbJgO) 396
Heh. Counted it out. 9 presidents.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 02:25 PM (di6C2) 397
Times are changin'. Glad I'm aging out. What a f***ed up world.
Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2024 02:25 PM (oCjPU) 398
When did "Body Count" become about sex instead of about killing?
Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2024 02:24 PM (UnA8+) When Ice T formed a band called Body Count? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 18, 2024 02:25 PM (Zz0t1) 399
Stop talking about my sister and come to the NOOD
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 18, 2024 02:25 PM (DRSnL) 400
Ace's Time clock only goes back and ahead in time. It squashes time
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2024 02:26 PM (fwDg9) 401
Then I got married and my body count went to zero.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 18, 2024 02:22 PM (++4z6) Did anyone give you the manual? That's not how this is supposed to work. Posted by: BurtTC at March 18, 2024 02:26 PM (dGCAG) 402
Dicks don't read, even if it's in Braile.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) ======= They read the secret language of love. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 02:26 PM (TPpzE) 403
Geez....just realized I've lived through 14 presidents. OY.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 18, 2024 02:18 PM (iODuv) 11 for me. Posted by: Pug Mahon, I May No Longer Be able To Even at March 18, 2024 02:27 PM (xPJvm) 404
Well remember the ACA saved us each $2k annually on our health insurance.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy ========= When I did policy analysis, it was hard enough to figure out immediate effects but second and third order effects and lagging effects got to be extremely difficult to figure out. Easier to just lie about what a policy does or does not do which is what the politicians and their associated cronies do. The benefits to them and theirs are always immediate first order effects---any negative downside of a policy is spread upon the masses along with whatever vague benefits might actually occur by accident. Posted by: whig at March 18, 2024 01:38 PM (TPpzE) == Was heavy into the health benefits world at the time - was in DC to lobby against it. We knew it would raise prices because it put hospitals in charge, and did a few other underwriting items sure to increase costs. The only thing we got wrong is that we did think that more employers would dump their employees into the exchange. The exchanges were so poorly put together that employers didn't dare do that. Posted by: Black JEM at March 18, 2024 02:28 PM (GZYu7) 405
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naw Piper you're awesome good job I think Posted by: BlackOrchid at March Ha! Thank you. I did better this time, his only flaw is he is 5’11. 😂😂😂😂 Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 02:29 PM (ZdaMQ) 406
Imagine how Vic feels.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 18, 2024 02:24 PM (iODuv) I think Vic remembers the the Egyptian old kingdom just like it was yesterday. Posted by: Beartooth at March 18, 2024 02:42 PM (LjgPm) 407
Bratt Pitt with one tank crew wiped out an entire battalion. Send him over there 4 times!
Posted by: Cicero KABOOM! KID at March 18, 2024 02:44 PM (hirWM) 408
Basel probably would've just ended up using a gun for his terrorist operation.
Biden, the ATF, and the gun grabbers are bummed out that he got snagged. Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at March 18, 2024 03:20 PM (rrm0E) 409
There's no problem here. Let him go. He's only bombing NYC.
The people who voted to have him here are the ones he wants to kill. Seems like a win-win in my book. Posted by: insurgens ad opus at March 18, 2024 03:54 PM (v6j1r) 410
92 "Bassel Ebbadi, 22... admitted to being a member of Hezbollah, having trained with them for seven years and served as an active member for another four years."
He was a member of a terror org since the age of 15, and active since the age of 18. Just something to keep in mind as we shuttle "unaccompanied minors" across the border. Posted by: Impudent Warwick at March 18, 2024 01:32 PM (f/6Wb) 22-(7+4)=11 dude. he was 11. Posted by: juicer at March 18, 2024 04:05 PM (LGWKC) 411
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