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Monday Overnight Open Thread (3/18/24)
Quote I “The whole Seattle is dying is such a meme and is bullshit. As far as the racial justice movement that started at the same time, there is nothing to recover from.” Randy Saldinger
Who is so blind if he sat on a pin he would be blind in both eyes.
Quote II "Senior execs somehow think that people in the office are more productive than at home, even though there's no evidence to back that up." Professor Cary Cooper, an organizational psychologist and cofounder of the National Forum for Health and Wellbeing At Work
And he who has the gold makes the rules Professor.
Quote III "To prevent the possibility of being attacked in your home, leave your fobs at your front door, because they're breaking into your home to steal your car,” Toronto Police Service Constable Marco Ricciardi
Sen. Bernie Sanders (Communist Independent-Vermont) would like to keep the inflation wagon rolling.
Bernie Sanders, the independent senator from Vermont who twice ran for the Democratic presidential nomination, introduced a bill to establish a four-day US working week. Studies and pilot programmes have shown that four-day workweeks can increase productivity and happiness. Given Republican control of the House and a Senate split 51-49 in favour of Democrats, however, the legislation stands little chance of success. “Moving to a 32-hour workweek with no loss of pay is not a radical idea,” Sanders said on Thursday. “Today, American workers are over 400% more productive than they were in the 1940s. And yet millions of Americans are working longer hours for lower wages than they were decades ago.
Chief Justice John Roberts continues to allow the USA to have 2 sets of laws.
Ex-Trump Adviser Peter Navarro Must Report To Prison Tomorrow After Supreme Court Rejects Last-Ditch Appeal
TOPLINE Former Trump trade adviser Peter Navarro must report to prison Tuesday afternoon for his four-month sentence, Chief Justice John Roberts ruled on Monday, denying Navarro’s request to stay out of jail while he appeals his conviction for rejecting a subpoena from the House Jan. 6 select committee.
What a fvcking quisling.
A Musical for—and About—Grammar Sticklers
“The Angry Grammarian” asks whether two lovebirds can overcome differing opinions on the Oxford comma.
Moving soon to Montana to be a Dental Floss Tycoon? Not Arthur “Jack” Schubarth, 80, of Vaughn, Montana. He wanted to be Sheep Tycoon purveyor of trophy hunts.(H/T Charlie Brown's Dildo)
Court documents describe a yearslong conspiracy, beginning in 2013, in which Schubarth and at least five other people sought to create "giant sheep hybrids" by cross-breeding different species. Their goal was to garner high prices from hunting preserves where people shoot captive trophy game animals for a fee. Using biological tissue obtained from a hunter who killed a wild sheep in Kyrgyzstan belonging to the world's largest species of the animals — Marco Polo argali sheep — Schubarth procured cloned embryos of the animal from a lab, according to court documents. The embryos were later implanted in a ewe, resulting in a pure Marco Polo argali sheep that Schubert named “Montana Mountain King,” the documents show. Semen from Montana Mountain King was used to artificially impregnate other ewes to create a larger and more valuable species of sheep, including one offspring that he reached an agreement to sell to two people in Texas for $10,000, according to the documents.
***SNORT*** Hey A-B how's that homosexual man parading as a "woman" and a spokesman for your company working out?
Anheuser-Busch Stock Tumbles as Big Investor Dumps Bud Light Stock Anheuser-Busch InBev fell more than 5% Thursday after Altria dumped part of its 10% stake in the beer maker at a discounted price on the tale of the continuing boycott of Bid Light.
Taking selfies of yourself in a public restroom does not exude confidence that you are a "corporate bestie" and expert in travel and marketing.
Seems there are a couple of reasons she was traveling alone.
AN AMERICAN tourist has stirred up controversy by calling one country's national carrier a "budget airline" in a travel review. When travelers visit foreign countries without doing their research, funny faux pas can quickly ensue — just ask Autumn Gruber (@autumn_gruber).
Since yesterday was some Irish festivity The ONT played Irish musicians. And tonight we will look at a couple of items of music which occurred on March 17th.
On this day: March 17, 1967 - Jimi Hendrix
Jimi Hendrix Experience released 'Purple Haze' in the UK, (US release was June 19). Hendrix had read Night of Light, a 1966 novel by Philip José Farmer. In the story set on a distant planet, sunspots produced a "purplish haze" which had a disorienting effect on the inhabitants. It is thought that Hendrix took this as the idea for the songs lyrics. Via Thisdayinmusic.com
Born on this day: March 17, 1967 - Billy Corgan
Billy Corgan, American musician, songwriter with alternative rock band, Smashing Pumpkins who had the 1995 US No.1 album Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. Via Thisdayinmusic.com
“Please feel free to investigate! Gently.” I'm surprised he didn't nominate himself for a Genius Award.
Naked Man, 60, Arrested For Indecent "Scenario" On Florida Beach, Cops Say Meet Layton Paul Nauman. The 60-year-old sound engineer went to the beach Saturday afternoon hoping to arrange a sexual encounter or “maybe just go home with someone’s phone number,” according to court records. While such goals may be commonplace, Nauman’s unusual tactics resulted in his arrest at Blind Creek Beach, a clothing optional spot in Jensen Beach, Florida. In response to prior complaints about lewd behavior occurring on beach pathways, a sheriff’s deputy was on foot patrol when he came upon a naked Nauman “seated in a recliner chair” with a hat over his face around 12:30 PM.
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The right to self protection is Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
A Texas woman who was drugged and kidnapped turned the tables on her attacker by shooting her dead, she reportedly told police. Around 12:42 p.m. on March 15, emergency crews reportedly responded to a call from a 45-year-old woman who claimed to have been drugged and kidnapped by an attacker. The alleged victim – from Montgomery – also claimed to have shot the assailant. The deputies originally did not know the whereabouts of the alleged woman, but located her near a winery.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 18, 2024 10:00 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 18, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Swodog at March 18, 2024 10:01 PM (+B24Z)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 18, 2024 10:01 PM (w3u3d)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2024 10:01 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 10:01 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: TRex at March 18, 2024 10:01 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 18, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at March 18, 2024 10:01 PM (duT0u)
MisHum's mystery click! What will it beeeee?
_____
Good evening, mein host and all the Hordelings at sea!
Posted by: mindful webworker - mysteriously at March 18, 2024 10:01 PM (LTuPV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 10:02 PM (9yWhg)
Woohoo!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 10:03 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 18, 2024 10:03 PM (Dryja)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at March 18, 2024 10:05 PM (Z3n5G)
_______________________________
To clarify, Canada is the new hotbed for vehicle theft. Those stolen in Montreal show up in Toronto and vice versa. The rest end up on a Used Car lot in Dubai. There is a man who has had two vehicles stolen out of his driveway outside of Toronto. The second he hid two Apple Air Trackers in the second one and tracked it. He located it in a shipping crate at the biggest Dock in Toronto, informed his local police who went there, photographed the crate and asked the Dock Police to hold the unit. They refused and sent it to Europe....then to Dubai. The Dock Police are part of the organized crime process....as are the police units covering the train yards.
Posted by: Orson at March 18, 2024 10:06 PM (dIske)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 18, 2024 10:07 PM (2yu8s)
Woohoo!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 10:03 PM
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Indeed. Just wait until the adjectives and adverbs arrive... Then we'll know what kind of a party we're having.
Posted by: TRex at March 18, 2024 10:07 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 18, 2024 10:07 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2024 10:07 PM (SYTee)
If there is no body, there's no crime, right?
And I can keep my car? And all my other shit?
And my life?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 10:07 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 18, 2024 10:08 PM (TSQkU)
I am betting that the Canuck pols get 10%, same as in town??
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 18, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 18, 2024 10:08 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 10:08 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Chief Justice Learned Turd at March 18, 2024 10:09 PM (pAy3l)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2024 10:09 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: huerfano at March 18, 2024 10:09 PM (qeiBW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 10:09 PM (9yWhg)
Also, put your tv sets, laptops, ipads, cash, jewelry, and iphones near the front door. That way you won't risk their injuring you when they go into your house looking for the good stuff.
Also, Constable Marco is a pussy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2024 10:10 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 18, 2024 10:10 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2024 10:11 PM (WXNFJ)
1. The Ukrainians are evacuating villages on the northeast border and are bracing for a Russian invasion on yet another front.
2. The Ukrainians are building a defensive line east of Odessa, almost as if they are resigned to the Russians advancing that far.
3. NATO is setting up a base for 10,000 troops in Romania, probably getting ready for a mad dash to occupy Odessa.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 18, 2024 10:11 PM (uOWzi)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 18, 2024 10:11 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 18, 2024 10:11 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 18, 2024 10:11 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 10:12 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: TRex at March 18, 2024 10:12 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 18, 2024 10:13 PM (Dryja)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 18, 2024 10:08 PM (TSQkU)
Why thank you kind Sir.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 18, 2024 10:14 PM (QXQ4l)
Woohoo!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 10:03 PM
***
Indeed. Just wait until the adjectives and adverbs arrive... Then we'll know what kind of a party we're having.
Posted by: TRex at March 18, 2024 10:07 PM (IQ6Gq)
***
Gonna diagram tonight like a pretzel!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 10:14 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Jeffrey Snagglepuss, Ph.D., Economist at March 18, 2024 10:14 PM (pAy3l)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 18, 2024 10:08 PM (hOUT3)
I'm sure some politicians, and likely some senior cops, are getting graft from the racket. Ontario and Quebec are shitholes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 10:15 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 18, 2024 10:13 PM (Dryja)
um, you know McCarthy was on the other side, don't you?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2024 10:15 PM (S6gqv)
Relatedly, this short classic vid by the mindful daughter, Moronette posting as Sugar Plum Fairy:
https://youtu.be/SbjqTreuOGY
Posted by: mindful webworker - proud papa at March 18, 2024 10:15 PM (LTuPV)
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 7-16
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB
SpaceX targets Monday, March 18, for a Falcon 9 launch of 23 Starlink satellites to low-Earth orbit from Space Launch Complex 4 East (SLC-4E) at Vandenberg Space Force Base in California.
Liftoff is targeted for 7:20 p.m. PDT (02:20 UTC, 03:20 CET March 19), with backup opportunities available until 11:49 p.m. PDT.
https://tinyurl.com/4kc9xskh Livestream
https://tinyurl.com/yc6zzxtv Launch Pad
Posted by: Ciampino - ROCKET SCIENCE tonight .. at March 18, 2024 10:15 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2024 10:16 PM (S6gqv)
Nothing says productivity like a five year plan and how can you top communist happiness?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 10:16 PM (W/lyH)
***
Gonna diagram tonight like a pretzel!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 10:14 PM (W
Get back, Loretta!
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 10:16 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 18, 2024 10:17 PM (XoK0G)
That photo up top is lovely and invites a stroll or drive down the road to see what's on the other side of the hill. Nice tune behind the photo too.
I swear that today it felt like spring just might be on its way! Of course, that doesn't mean we can't have snow and freezing weather, but it shouldn't last terribly long if we do.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 18, 2024 10:17 PM (U3L4U)
12,000 vehicles stolen in Toronto worth $790-million [-30% = USD] stolen last year
68 Toronto carjackings so far this year, representing 106% increase
34 break & enters for purpose of car thefts, 12 more than all of 2023
Auto Theft Task Force has laid 730 charges, recovered 157 cars
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 18, 2024 10:17 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: 2008 is calling at March 18, 2024 10:18 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 10:18 PM (9yWhg)
The rum has been sacked, the Scotch has been pillaged, the tequila has been overrun and The Gin, THE GIN has been vanquished.
Need to make a run tomorrow.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2024 10:18 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2024 10:18 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: tankdemon at March 18, 2024 10:13 PM (Dryja)
That would have required fortitude and not being Mrs. Frank Luntz.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 18, 2024 10:18 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Conjunction Function at March 18, 2024 10:19 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2024 10:19 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Ciampino - ROCKET SCIENCE tonight ... at March 18, 2024 10:20 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 10:18 PM (9yWhg)
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I think we've heard enough from Senator Sanders...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2024 10:20 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2024 10:16 PM (S6gqv)
I would be surprised if the theft rings didn't have teams of "mechanics" to go over the cars, removing any evidence of the original owner, and installing forged VIN plates. So a good chance any booby traps might get found.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 10:21 PM (tkR6S)
Importing breeds to crossbreed with existing stock... as long as its on his own damn land... who the F cares?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2024 10:21 PM (xaFKb)
Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney 4h
BREAKING: Peter NAVARRO is going to prison.
Chief Justice John Roberts turned down his bid to remain free while he appeals his conviction for defying a subpoena from Jan. 6 select committee.
DC_Draino @DC_Draino 4h
The Biden regime is sending Peter Navarro, one of Trump’s top advisors with a PhD from Harvard, to prison for defying a subpoena from the illegitimate J6 Committee
Democrats might be cheering, but I hope they realize the Pandora’s box they’ve opened
The pendulum will swing back sooner than they think and it won’t just be pervert luggage stealers being put in handcuffs
====
BBL.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 18, 2024 10:21 PM (2yu8s)
https://youtu.be/LBY34iV0xaM
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) [/ at March 18, 2024 10:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: tankdemon
You’re never going to be a member of the GOP with that attitude, my good man
Posted by: Hon. Twiddlebone Mitch McConnell at March 18, 2024 10:21 PM (pAy3l)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2024 10:16 PM (S6gqv)
I would be surprised if the theft rings didn't have teams of "mechanics" to go over the cars, removing any evidence of the original owner, and installing forged VIN plates. So a good chance any booby traps might get found.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 10:21 PM (tkR6S)
As my father would say, "You never get anywhere unless you try." I think this is one of those moments.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 18, 2024 10:22 PM (QXQ4l)
That being said, I am totally in favor of it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 10:22 PM (9yWhg)
I'm thinking claymores along the fence, skirmish line in the shadow line, with a couple shooters on the far ridge, but they may have some restricted shooting lanes given the trees.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 10:22 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: look whats not at March 18, 2024 10:22 PM (nakGR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 10:21 PM
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Heh, heh, heh. He said "booby."
Posted by: Butthead at March 18, 2024 10:23 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: 496 at March 18, 2024 10:23 PM (an6QL)
Says the retard who believes the value of a thing is set by the amount of labor that goes into the thing.
How is he measuring productivity, by the dollars paid for it? What is the total salary per capita cost, adjusted for inflation (I'll even let dummy use the BS inflation numbers)?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 18, 2024 10:23 PM (llON8)
Importing breeds to crossbreed with existing stock... as long as its on his own damn land... who the F cares?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2024 10:21 PM (xaFKb)
I think it was a great improvement for my girl friend's family.
Posted by: Abdul, the sheep fucker at March 18, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 18, 2024 10:23 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 10:21 PM (tkR6S)
one could add an instant trigger if disconnected circuit, and that would be almost as much fun. But I'll bet they're sloppy, I bet they don't even change the VIN's, why bother when you've already paid off the cops?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2024 10:23 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 18, 2024 10:23 PM (zdLoL)
That being said, I am totally in favor of it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 10:22 PM (9yWhg)
Unless you end up with Nelson Mandela, a 900-year old demi-god and dildo collector.
or this gem: "This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand and God."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) [/ at March 18, 2024 10:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: browndog on the prowl at March 18, 2024 10:25 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 10:21 PM (tkR6S)
_______________________________
The ones going to Dubai, they aren't even changing the VIN #. The guy I mentioned above hired a private investigator and located his vehicle on a sales lot in Dubai. Same VIN, same color, everything as it was when taken from his driveway in Toronto. Perhaps they do that on the ones that stay in Canada, but not the overseas units.
Posted by: Orson at March 18, 2024 10:26 PM (dIske)
Well. One can scarcely be expected to argue with that.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 18, 2024 10:26 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 18, 2024 10:27 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 10:21 PM (tkR6S)
As my father would say, "You never get anywhere unless you try." I think this is one of those moments.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 18, 2024 10:22 PM (QXQ4l)
Sure seems like a timer booby trap could easily be modified to have an detonator instead of an alarm function!
GO ahead cut the red wire. Oh wait I meant the ...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 18, 2024 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
Anyone seen browndog tonight?
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 18, 2024 10:07 PM (2yu8s)
Alive and well.
Fuq the DEC. Bastards going after the guy for non payment of fees.
Posted by: browndog on the prowl at March 18, 2024 10:27 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 10:27 PM (9yWhg)
Sabres 3 - Kracken 1
At The Climate Pledge Arena
Posted by: browndog on the prowl at March 18, 2024 10:25 PM (TTAGa)
***
Just saw my power bill with the new carbon tax.
Hey Olympia and Seattle, I got your climate change
right here.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 10:27 PM (W/lyH)
Read the article that spawned Quote 1. The blithering leftist idiots in Seattle who were quoted are people who deserve every consequence that comes with their votes.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 18, 2024 10:27 PM (5q0pY)
Posted by: Ribbed at March 18, 2024 10:27 PM (u3NjE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2024 10:27 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ribbed at March 18, 2024 10:28 PM (u3NjE)
The pendulum will swing back sooner than they think and it won’t just be pervert luggage stealers being put in handcuffs
====
BBL.
Posted by: andycanuck
Eric Holder did his time without a whimper....oh, wait...
Posted by: Some Rat at March 18, 2024 10:28 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Higher Than Cooter Brown at March 18, 2024 10:28 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 18, 2024 10:28 PM (0eaVi)
Horde mind
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 18, 2024 10:28 PM (hOUT3)
That Blind Melon song is a horrible ear worm. The lead singer for them OD'd in '95 I think. Dude was a mess.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 18, 2024 10:28 PM (lsXkz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2024 10:29 PM (S6gqv)
Damn that thing is accelerating.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 10:29 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ribbed at March 18, 2024 10:27 PM (u3NjE)
That's not the only thing you could ask her about.
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at March 18, 2024 10:29 PM (llON8)
just to steal your car.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 18, 2024 10:30 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2024 10:29 PM (S6gqv)
Sounds harsh, shouldn't there be a "turn your life around option or else"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 18, 2024 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 18, 2024 10:22 PM (QXQ4l)
Hide a cylinder of compressed air in the engine compartment, with an electric valve, and a hose running to the heater ducts. If there is unlawful entry to the car, doors get locked, so they cannot be manually unlocked from inside, engine is disabled, and also power windows. Then a recorded message plays, "Got you now, you bastards. Now, for the poison gas!" And the electric valve on the sir tank gets opened.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 10:31 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2024 10:31 PM (GzpNE)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 10:27 PM (9yWhg)
Alright. Got a few things done today, had what I believe was a debt collector call me this morn (but wouldn't tell me what it was about)...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) [/ at March 18, 2024 10:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ribbed at March 18, 2024 10:32 PM (u3NjE)
GO ahead cut the red wire. Oh wait I meant the ...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 18, 2024 10:27 PM (hOUT3)
***
The two best unauthorized tee shirts I saw in my time in the Army:
EOD: IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING, TRY TO KEEP UP
and
ARMY COOKS - DEATH FROM WITHIN. (The logo was a skull wearing a toque with crossed knife and fork in the background)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 10:32 PM (W/lyH)
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2024 10:32 PM (xaFKb)
Sabres 3 - Kracken 1
At The Climate Pledge Arena
Posted by: browndog on the prowl at March 18, 2024 10:25 PM (TTAGa)
***
Just saw my power bill with the new carbon tax.
Hey Olympia and Seattle, I got your climate change
right here.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 10:27 PM (W/lyH)
Climate change is the money you have left over after paying the Carbon Tax.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) [/ at March 18, 2024 10:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2024 10:29 PM (S6gqv)
I hadn't heard about that so did a quick search.... apparently the style guide for the presstitutes requires the words 'concerns' about 'violent' Bwa Kale.
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at March 18, 2024 10:32 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 18, 2024 10:33 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Gimme, Gimme, Shock Treatment! at March 18, 2024 10:33 PM (V5BDR)
I haven't looked, but I'd guess a state law barring him.
Posted by: Ribbed at March 18, 2024 10:33 PM (u3NjE)
Posted by: Orson at March 18, 2024 10:06 PM (dIske)
I was expecting the story to end with the victim being arrested for violating the thieves' privacy and attempted restraint of trade.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 18, 2024 10:34 PM (DTX3h)
Remember we should hate Vlad because he jails his political opponents.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2024 10:34 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Stealing this.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 18, 2024 10:34 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
There are a couple of hunting spots around here like that. One in particular is in a public, state run wildlife area. Still, the folks in the know stop their vehicle at the bottom of the lane and wait until one of the boys walks out and speaks with them for a spell before they walk in.
Just being neighborly is how I look at it.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2024 10:34 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Ribbed at March 18, 2024 10:27 PM (u3NjE)
Did someone mention, Blood Baths
Posted by: Elizabth Bathory... at March 18, 2024 10:34 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2024 10:34 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) [/ at March 18, 2024 10:32 PM (ynpvh)
I'm stealing that!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 10:35 PM (W/lyH)
just to steal your car.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 18, 2024 10:30 PM (zdLoL)
They do it because they're hungry...right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) [/ at March 18, 2024 10:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2024 10:35 PM (GzpNE)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2024 10:35 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Rex B at March 18, 2024 10:35 PM (5h/8D)
==
Remember we should hate Vlad because he jails his political opponents.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2024 10:34 PM (ibTVg)
But this is OrangeManBad! He's a Grave Threat To Our Precious Democracy!!!!
Posted by: leftists at March 18, 2024 10:35 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Admiral spinebender at March 18, 2024 10:35 PM (duT0u)
Remember we should hate Vlad because he jails his political opponents.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2024 10:34 PM (ibTVg)
Yeah, and people who don't like him, can die in Jail...
Posted by: Epstein, who shoulda had a note from his Mother at March 18, 2024 10:35 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2024 10:31 PM (GzpNE)
While jacking off with Harvest Snaps Baked Green Pea Snacks.
Posted by: Abdul, the sheep fucker at March 18, 2024 10:35 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 18, 2024 10:31 PM (hOUT3)
I know that's tongue in cheek, but it brings up one of the worst things about living in a totally degraded society in which everyone lies about everything at every opportunity - in such a society, one must kill an enemy, or even an opponent, the instant one gets the first opportunity, since he will do the same to you at his first opportunity. Nothing anyone says can be believed, or trusted, so "society" becomes the constant, brutal and vicious war of All against All. Haiti has now reached that point.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2024 10:35 PM (S6gqv)
At one point Marge goes to the police chief in the Simpsons and he tells her he won't do anything to help her. When she says she will take the issue into her own hands and he responds, "I said I couldn't help you, I didn't tell you I couldn't hurt you"
And...the Simpsons sucks but this is pretty much the way the government works.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2024 10:36 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 10:36 PM (9yWhg)
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2024 10:32 PM (xaFKb)
Is it a State/Local election vs Federal election? Not that it should make a difference.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) [/ at March 18, 2024 10:36 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ribbed at March 18, 2024 10:36 PM (u3NjE)
This won't stop until red states start jailing Democrats.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2024 10:37 PM (ibTVg)
That never gets old watching that first stage turn ass down, fire and land right on top of that boat.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 10:37 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2024 10:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2024 10:37 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) [/ at March 18, 2024 10:36 PM (ynpvh)
Yes, apparently the SCOTUS wanted to make the point that what States do with their own elections is fine, even if it violates due process, but they can't mess with federal elections.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2024 10:37 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: The Stooges at March 18, 2024 10:38 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Ribbed at March 18, 2024 10:36 PM (u3NjE)
Let us never forget he said 'pussy'.
Posted by: David French at March 18, 2024 10:38 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 18, 2024 10:38 PM (QXQ4l)
The name of this drone ship here is "Of Course I Still Love You". They have some other amusing names for the others.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 10:38 PM (w6EFb)
Jails are full. Can anyone think of another option?
Posted by: Ribbed at March 18, 2024 10:39 PM (u3NjE)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) [/ at March 18, 2024 10:36 PM (ynpvh)
Yes, apparently the SCOTUS wanted to make the point that what States do with their own elections is fine, even if it violates due process, but they can't mess with federal elections.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2024 10:37 PM (S6gqv)
So States are not bound by the US Constitution... good to know.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2024 10:39 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 10:37 PM (w6EFb)
It's trick photography. They just launch half-empty first stages off the boats, and then play the film backwards.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 10:39 PM (tkR6S)
A case could be made - the workers are American, for logistics and delivery of the booze, regardless of the management that screwed the pooch, porked the poodle, and slapped the cat.
But with said management being distinctly anti-consumer, denigrating the "Frat Boys" that actually bought their swill, there needed to be more than just quickly turning an American flag into a toga and uttering "Eagle" and "Apple pie" in a commercial.
Alissa Heinerscheid ruined a brand in a similar way to Lonesome Rhodes and his hot mic moment in "A Face in the Crowd". And for all that waste and sacrifice, did they get any of their targeted Millenials to switch to drinking Bud?
I wonder what Trump's motive was, other than prodding by Jared Kushner.
Posted by: Another Anon at March 18, 2024 10:39 PM (QNMaY)
Jails are full. Can anyone think of another option?
Posted by: Ribbed at March 18, 2024 10:39 PM (u3NjE)
Second look at Exile?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 18, 2024 10:39 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: Ralph at March 18, 2024 10:40 PM (TysyT)
ROFL!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 10:41 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 10:36 PM (9yWhg)
Much appreciated.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) [/ at March 18, 2024 10:41 PM (ynpvh)
I haven't looked, but I'd guess a state law barring him.
Posted by: Ribbed at March 18, 2024 10:33 PM (u3NjE)
Yes they banned him based on the state constitution and the SC addresses only Federal. But the State Constitution law also talks about insurrection and he was only convicted of trespassing. They took upon themselves to decide he committed an insurrection.
Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2024 10:41 PM (GzpNE)
Posted by: Ralph
Hey everyone, say 'Hello' to the new guy!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2024 10:42 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Chief Justice Learned Turd at March 18, 2024 10:09 PM (pAy3l)
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Is he polished though?
Posted by: Ciampino - Use Nugget Shoe Polish for turd results at March 18, 2024 10:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ribbed at March 18, 2024 10:42 PM (u3NjE)
Posted by: polynikes at March 18, 2024 10:42 PM (GzpNE)
Posted by: Ralph at March 18, 2024 10:40 PM (TysyT)
OR, you can open the link in another window...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) [/ at March 18, 2024 10:43 PM (ynpvh)
I'm sure he may have a case in state court, and can litigate that. That may even lead to federal issues as well, but with this one, this early, the Supremes said, nope, not gonna intervene.
It's a state keeping a candidate off a state ballot for state office.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 10:43 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ralph
Hey everyone, say 'Hello' to the new guy!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2024 10:42 PM (WXNFJ)
Hey there Ralph ...
Posted by: browndog on the prowl at March 18, 2024 10:43 PM (TTAGa)
That being said, I am totally in favor of it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
I think of the Oxford comma as the Nuns' comma. Those nuns loved commas.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2024 10:44 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 10:44 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 18, 2024 10:44 PM (ZTJjv)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2024 10:44 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Ralph at March 18, 2024 10:40 PM (TysyT)
It happens when there are multiple embeds to Youtube and some other sites in the content. Some of these links are slow to load, and when they pop into action, they push everything below them down the page.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 10:44 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Back In The Day at March 18, 2024 10:44 PM (YlVKd)
Posted by: McNamaras Band of Happy Hooligans at March 18, 2024 10:45 PM (pAy3l)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 10:45 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Ralph
Hey everyone, say 'Hello' to the new guy!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2024 10:42 PM (WXNFJ)
Hey there Ralph ...
Posted by: browndog on the prowl at March 18, 2024 10:43 PM (TTAGa)
Hello Ralph.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 10:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 10:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Lola Heatherton at March 18, 2024 10:46 PM (55boN)
Posted by: Ralph Is A-OK at March 18, 2024 10:46 PM (V5BDR)
We're up to Minx 0.8 beta now. We were alpha.
Maybe when we get to Minx 0.9, Pixy will get that fixed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 10:46 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Back In The Day at March 18, 2024 10:46 PM (YlVKd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2024 10:46 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2024 10:44 PM (SYTee)
Was it all fun and games up to that point?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 10:46 PM (ynpvh)
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I get it that this is Canada, but how much more f*cked up can the Western world get?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2024 10:47 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 18, 2024 10:47 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: SC Justice Roberts at March 18, 2024 10:47 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2024 10:46 PM (S6gqv)
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To be fair, Trump did say "bloodbath."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2024 10:47 PM (bo7UB)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2024 10:48 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Back In The Day at March 18, 2024 10:46 PM (YlVKd)
Almost sounds like crossing the verbal/math schism.
Conjunction_Junction(x,y) = ...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 10:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2024 10:48 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2024 10:47 PM (bo7UB)
We get to find out.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 18, 2024 10:48 PM (R4t5M)
They are going to use AI, to run either really short, or even single car Cargo trains down tracks...
Railroad unions are screaming... but it makes a hell of a lot more sense than self driving cars.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2024 10:48 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2024 10:46 PM (S6gqv)
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To be fair, Trump did say "bloodbath."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2024 10:47 PM (bo7UB)
::: Elizabeth Báthory has entered the chat :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 10:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2024 10:47 PM (bo7UB)
Well, it's Toronto and Montreal, which are socialist shitholes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 10:49 PM (tkR6S)
If a handful of these thieves were shot and the shooters were given public accolades the problem would end.
But...the elites like normies having their cars stolen so...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 18, 2024 10:49 PM (ibTVg)
Cause sometimes the kids at School of Rock just knock it right on out of the park.
https://tinyurl.com/mr382bhz
Gladys would be proud. As would the pips.
Posted by: TeeJ at March 18, 2024 10:49 PM (Nj26P)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
And pussy, but only 5 days a month.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 18, 2024 10:49 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Ralph Is A-OK at March 18, 2024 10:46 PM (V5BDR)
Yeah.... but....
Posted by: Ralph's wife, on the Moon... at March 18, 2024 10:50 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: spindrift at March 18, 2024 10:50 PM (J8VrE)
Posted by: Ralph at March 18, 2024 10:40 PM (TysyT)
Types.
Deletes.
Types some more.
Deletes even more.
The Hamster Master doesn't give a shit about how the blog is held together with chewing gum & bailing twine. He has a thread to write 7 nights/mornings a week. And that is way more important than making Ace look good.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 18, 2024 10:50 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 10:31 PM (tkR6S)
Screw that. A cylinder of phosphine gas. Go for the gold. Wood chipper, optional
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 18, 2024 10:50 PM (iODuv)
They are going to use AI, to run either really short, or even single car Cargo trains down tracks...
Railroad unions are screaming... but it makes a hell of a lot more sense than self driving cars.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2024 10:48 PM (xaFKb)
Unless it's as bad with maneurvering trains as it is with drawing people with the correct number of fingers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 10:50 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Comma Chameleon at March 18, 2024 10:51 PM (pAy3l)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Kinda like Boot Camp during Receiving when the DI Yells "ANY QUESTIONS??" but really doesn't mean it.
There's always that one guy. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2024 10:51 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: William Shatner at March 18, 2024 10:52 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 10:52 PM (RIvkX)
Railroad unions are screaming... but it makes a hell of a lot more sense than self driving cars.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2024 10:48 PM (xaFKb)
Those single-car freight trains must have some valuable cargo on board, right? And no armed guards?
Posted by: Thieves, sensing opportunity. at March 18, 2024 10:52 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
And pussy, but only 5 days a month.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 18, 2024 10:49 PM (vJiyU)
****SNORT****
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 18, 2024 10:52 PM (QXQ4l)
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Suspect hash. Probably Pixy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 10:52 PM (RIvkX)
Good he should read comment 188
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 18, 2024 10:53 PM (QXQ4l)
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Suspect hash. Probably Pixy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 10:52 PM (RIvkX)
Palindromic hash? Yes, very unusual...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2024 10:53 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: The Language Paolo at March 18, 2024 10:53 PM (9yWhg)
I get it that this is Canada, but how much more f*cked up can the Western world get?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2024 10:47 PM (bo7UB)
It's a cultural thing. If you have to drop someone in self defense, in the US you tell the cops you were afraid for your life. In Canada you need to tell them that guy ran your goalie. Otherwise they'll charge you with that shit.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 18, 2024 10:54 PM (z+89e)
I get it that this is Canada, but how much more f*cked up can the Western world get?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2024 10:47 PM (bo7UB)
It's a cultural thing. If you have to drop someone in self defense, in the US you tell the cops you were afraid for your life. In Canada you need to tell them that guy ran your goalie. Otherwise they'll charge you with that shit.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 18, 2024 10:54 PM (z+89e)
What if you're in Quebec?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 18, 2024 10:55 PM (llON8)
-- It has now been revealed that one major reason four of the hijackers were able to move around this country with such apparent ease in the weeks before the Pentagon crash was the fact that they had valid Virginia driver's licenses. How very curious.
As it turns out, they were not American citizens.
They didn't even live in Virginia. But our generally sloppy bureaucrats and avid pro-immigration multiculturalists have been busy-busy making this a country "open" to everyone. They had put through a law in Virginia that allows people to get driver's licenses without providing passports or leases to verify their identity and residence. ...
Another one into the black hole. Published 9-25-2001
Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2024 10:55 PM (JKdu1)
Posted by: Orson at March 18, 2024 10:26 PM (dIske)
Imagine what the CarFax report on the guys vehicle shows.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 18, 2024 10:55 PM (LjgPm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2024 10:53 PM (bo7UB)
And don't use fast-forward on the tape deck! Fast-forward eats the tape.
Posted by: Canadian Joe Hallenbeck helping his car thief at March 18, 2024 10:55 PM (J8VrE)
Posted by: Culture Club at March 18, 2024 10:56 PM (SYTee)
But the Philly fed as we were coming out of covid protocols noted the non-manufacturing sector productivity numbers overall were abysmal. That's where all the work from home people were. Manufacturing had to go make stuff - in person. But the Regional Philly bank knows nothing - certainly not worth being a considered position by our esteemed college professor who probably taught kids from home. Just hope their education loss wasn't as significant as the K-12 kids.
What an asshole. A stupid ill-informed asshole.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 18, 2024 10:56 PM (UVyKP)
Posted by: Some British band of middling success at March 18, 2024 10:57 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
What you can do to aid those robbing you.
Posted by: Police forces everywhere at March 18, 2024 10:57 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 10:57 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 10:57 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Maj. Healey - Tyson Is Dead To Me at March 18, 2024 10:58 PM (eYF7X)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 10:58 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: polynikes
After I learned about that, I bought a few Faraday bags on Amazon. They're little pouches that are supposed to block the signals that start your car.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2024 10:59 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Maj. Healey - Tyson Is Dead To Me at March 18, 2024 10:58 PM (eYF7X)
Why did you thay that? What did I ever do to you???
Posted by: Mike Tyson at March 18, 2024 10:59 PM (llON8)
I'm a man,
But I can change,
If I have to,
I guess.
Posted by: Quando omni flunkus, moritati. at March 18, 2024 10:59 PM (YlVKd)
Posted by: Comma Chameleon at March 18, 2024 10:51 PM (pAy3l)
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Throw in a few apostrophes and you got yourself a deal.
Posted by: 496 at March 18, 2024 11:00 PM (WhYoV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 10:57 PM (RIvkX)
They are worse than worms. Nightcrawlers, red worms and angle worms are good for the soil and for fishing.
They are malignant pond scum
And I'm calling for new elections to replace them.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 18, 2024 11:01 PM (QXQ4l)
What if you're in Quebec?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 18, 2024 10:55 PM (llON
Then you tell them the guy made derogatory comments about poutine.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 18, 2024 11:01 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2024 11:01 PM (SYTee)
The recovery ships for SpaceX are named
Of Course I Still Love You
A Shortfall of Gravitas
Just Read the Instructions
Posted by: Ciampino - A sense of humor at March 18, 2024 11:02 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2024 11:02 PM (aD39U)
Joan Jett does a pretty good cover of this song.
https://youtu.be/Ks-JBOOtPAo
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 18, 2024 11:02 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2024 11:02 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2024 11:02 PM (aD39U)
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It's not a crime if both of them are sheep.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2024 11:03 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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It's like Chuck said, you do what they say or they will foul up your day.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2024 11:03 PM (JKdu1)
And I'm calling for new elections to replace them.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 18, 2024 11:01 PM (QXQ4l)
But it is truly amazing how we citizens have let this relatively small crew of pond scum gain so much real power!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 18, 2024 11:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2024 11:04 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Some British band of middling success at March 18, 2024 10:57 PM (4I/2K)
I want to hold your hold.
I want to lever your lever.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 11:04 PM (ynpvh)
I was thinking about why they're drone ships. I wouldn't want to be on a boat with a rocket coming down at me, with fuel in and firing as it lands.
I'd want to be at safe distance. :-)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 11:04 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2024 11:04 PM (aD39U)
"Son?"--Mohammed
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 11:05 PM (ynpvh)
That just reminds me of how democrats want convicted felons, including rapists and murderers to have the vote.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2024 11:05 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 18, 2024 11:05 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 18, 2024 11:02 PM (aD39U)
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It's not a crime if both of them are sheep.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2024 11:03 PM (bo7UB)
LOL!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 11:05 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2024 10:37 PM (SYTee)
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A hanging was more common?
Posted by: Ciampino - A sense of gravitas? at March 18, 2024 11:06 PM (qfLjt)
T - 24 hours until Equinox. There's one day of winter left.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 11:06 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Quando omni flunkus, moritati. at March 18, 2024 11:06 PM (YlVKd)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2024 10:37 PM (SYTee)
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A hanging was more common?
Posted by: Ciampino - A sense of gravitas? at March 18, 2024 11:06 PM (qfLjt)
Requires a bit more prep.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 11:07 PM (ynpvh)
That just reminds me of how democrats want convicted felons, including rapists and murderers to have the vote.
They still know who their natural constituency is.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 18, 2024 11:07 PM (dZVON)
Red Green would rig up some good anti-theft system.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 11:07 PM (w6EFb)
I was thinking about why they're drone ships. I wouldn't want to be on a boat with a rocket coming down at me, with fuel in and firing as it lands.
I'd want to be at safe distance. :-)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
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Best thing is to bomb them to the 7th century. No worries about rockets. Do that a couple of times and all the other wannabees will settle down.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2024 11:07 PM (JKdu1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2024 11:07 PM (dgvn5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 11:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Some British band of middling success at March 18, 2024 10:57 PM (4I/2K)
***
I want to purge your glands.
Posted by: The Stone Temple Veterinarians at March 18, 2024 11:08 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 11:10 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2024 10:37 PM (SYTee)
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A hanging was more common?
Posted by: Ciampino - A sense of gravitas? at March 18, 2024 11:06 PM (qfLjt)
Requires a bit more prep.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 11:07 PM (ynpvh)
***
Use a tree that's already grown. Much faster than planting.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 11:11 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2024 11:11 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 18, 2024 11:01 PM (QXQ4l)
===
Seconded.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 11:12 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
For each teenage boy in a group, half the collective IQ.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 18, 2024 11:12 PM (vJiyU)
Because he's upside down, and his seasons are all bass-ackwards.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 11:10 PM (w6EFb)
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Also, his toilet water whirls in the wrong direction.
Philistine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2024 11:12 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Quando omni flunkus, moritati. at March 18, 2024 11:12 PM (YlVKd)
Posted by: Marsupial Assembly at March 18, 2024 11:13 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2024 10:47 PM (bo7UB)
Well, it's Toronto and Montreal, which are socialist shitholes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Yeah, and we have our own pro criminal shitholes. The kind of places where an illegal assaults a police officer, and the assailant is immediately released so that he can run off to Arizona.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2024 11:14 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 18, 2024 11:12 PM (vJiyU)
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Math checks out.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 11:14 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 11:11 PM (W/lyH)
Or a garage door pull.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 11:14 PM (tkR6S)
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Musk said, if you want to work from home, do noting for someone else. If you want to work for me come to the office.
that's a poor paraphrase but search engines are such shit holes it's impossible to find anything of value.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2024 11:14 PM (JKdu1)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 10:38 PM (w6EFb)
IIRC the drone ships are named after Culture ships in the Iain Banks science fiction novels
Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2024 11:15 PM (D7oie)
Red Green would rig up some good anti-theft system.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 11:07 PM (w6EFb)
Think how Orange Green could stop this nonsense right in it's tracks ...
Posted by: browndog remembers at March 18, 2024 11:15 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 18, 2024 11:01 PM (QXQ4l)
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Seconded.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 11:12 PM (RIvkX)
***
These clowns had better remember that given the cascade of diplomatic fu*kups, hosted primarily by their party, trying their color revolutions will one day
backfire.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 11:15 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2024 11:15 PM (JKdu1)
https://mol.im/a/13211383
Posted by: Ciampino - A sense of gravitas? Ha at March 18, 2024 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: DOYLE at March 18, 2024 11:17 PM (Z8Yh2)
These clowns had better remember that given the cascade of diplomatic fu*kups, hosted primarily by their party, trying their color revolutions will one day
backfire.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Victoria's Gas
Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2024 11:17 PM (JKdu1)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2024 11:15 PM (JKdu1)
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Does anybody really need more than one font?
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 18, 2024 11:18 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Braenyard
Curtains, curtains would be nice.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 18, 2024 11:18 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2024 11:15 PM (JKdu1)
Well, there are features that I believe could work, but don't.
Here's one that supposed to make [size=30]huge[/size] letters...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 11:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 18, 2024 11:19 PM (ZTJjv)
Posted by: Gref at March 18, 2024 11:19 PM (5fDan)
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Recalculating...
Recalculating...
Posted by: Your Built-In Nav at March 18, 2024 11:19 PM (bo7UB)
-
When you're so toxic, the cigarette companies don't want to have anything to do with you...
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2024 11:20 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Braenyard
Curtains, curtains would be nice.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 18, 2024 11:18 PM (vJiyU)
do they have to match the carpet?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 11:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard
Curtains, curtains would be nice.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 18, 2024 11:18 PM (vJiyU)
Shelves.... we need shelves...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2024 11:20 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2024 11:21 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Braenyard
Curtains, curtains would be nice.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 18, 2024 11:18 PM (vJiyU)
Shelves.... we need shelves...
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2024 11:20 PM (xaFKb)
I'm wary of Ace's skillzzz in that department...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 11:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 18, 2024 11:19 PM (ZTJjv)
I know, right??!!
Back in my day if we wanted a different font, lefties would have to print with their right hand.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 11:21 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 11:22 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/bdfepxfe
1. Stop importing unvetted 3rd world trash;
2. How do we trust government to give proper vax? What's in the shot? What's also]/u] in the shot?
Posted by: Ciampino - A sense of gravitas? HaHa at March 18, 2024 11:22 PM (qfLjt)
While we are rebuilding ace's place for him I would like three font sizes and three font styles.
Posted by: Braenyard
Scrolling blinking text of color.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2024 11:23 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2024 11:15 PM (JKdu1)
You'll get Comic Sans, Wingdings, and MS Symbol.
Posted by: spindrift at March 18, 2024 11:24 PM (J8VrE)
[size=30]huge[/size]
[size=6]tiny[/size]
[color=green]green[/color]
[color=#007]blue[/color]
[em]emphasis[/em]
[strong]strong[/strong]
[dfn]definition[/dfn]
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 11:24 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/bdfepxfe
1. Stop importing unvetted 3rd world trash;
2. How do we trust government to give proper vax? What's in the shot? What's also]/u] in the shot?
Posted by: Ciampino - A sense of gravitas? HaHa
3. Announce in Spanish only.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 18, 2024 11:25 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: spindrift at March 18, 2024 11:27 PM (J8VrE)
Posted by: Ciampino
Well, there's mRNA, dead virus, weakened virus, and mRNA. That's not got much mRNA in it.
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2024 11:27 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: browndog remembers at March 18, 2024 11:27 PM (TTAGa)
While we are rebuilding ace's place for him I would like three font sizes and three font styles.
Posted by: Braenyard
Scrolling blinking text of color.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2024 11:23 PM (63Dwl)
If you can control the rate, those with epilepsy won't like it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 11:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 11:27 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
And then invite kurt eichenwald to the blog.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 18, 2024 11:27 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: jim
You'll get b, i, s, and u, and you'll like it!
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2024 11:28 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 11:28 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim
You'll get b, i, s, and u, and you'll like it!
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2024 11:28 PM (DgGvY)
I prefer ordering them as b, s, i, u. Like BS International University...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 11:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 11:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2024 11:29 PM (JKdu1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
For each teenage boy in a group, half the collective IQ.
Posted by: Some Rat
I wonder if every mother of a boy in a gang tells her friends - "Well, he fell in with a bad crowd."
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2024 11:29 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2024 11:30 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Edgar Montrose and I had something worked up involving the Possum Van, a limpet mine, and bungee cords taped to the exhaust cylinder, but when Bill field-tested it for us, we got discouraged and Bill got disarrayed. Bernice won't even let me screw in a light bulb any more.
Posted by: Quando omni flunkus, moritati. at March 18, 2024 11:30 PM (YlVKd)
Granddaughter #1 of Diogenes flies in tomorrow. Been helping Mrs D clean.
I'm bushed.
See ya on the Art thread.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2024 11:31 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 11:28 PM (ynpvh)
Nite, jim!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 11:31 PM (tkR6S)
A Musical for—and About—Grammar Sticklers
I understood that reference.
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2024 11:32 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 18, 2024 11:34 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 11:36 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 11:36 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2024 11:37 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 11:38 PM (di6C2)
But they are gone now, lost, like teardrops in the rain.
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2024 11:40 PM (SYTee)
But they are gone now, lost, like teardrops in the rain.
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2024 11:40 PM (SYTee)
What color is a green orange?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 11:41 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 11:38 PM (di6C2)
There is no cure for stupidity
Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2024 11:41 PM (D7oie)
But they are gone now, lost, like teardrops in the rain.
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2024 11:40 PM (SYTee)
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There are reasons we can't have nice things.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2024 11:41 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 18, 2024 11:41 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
---------------------------------
The Struggle for Stupidity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrIRMktvRM8
Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2024 11:42 PM (JKdu1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 11:42 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2024 11:41 PM (bo7UB)
We can still do italics. Bold even.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 11:43 PM (di6C2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 11:38 PM (di6C2)
Can't fix stupid. You can kill it if you have to.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 18, 2024 11:44 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 11:38 PM (di6C2)
There is no cure for stupidity
Posted by: Kindltot
Thats offensive!! It's Intellect Impaired.
(flounces off)
Posted by: Don Lemon, the dumbest man on TV at March 18, 2024 11:44 PM (lsXkz)
“No”
“So, as I said, the neighbor’s Rottweiler hops the fence and attacks one of the boys. The other boy picks up his hockey stick and smacks the dog over the back of the neck, killing it.
“News of all this gets around and soon a reporter from the Toronto Star shows up and talks to the young hero.
‘I can see the headlines tomorrow,’ he says. ‘ “Toronto Maple Leaf Fan Uses Hockey Stick to Deliver Crushing Blow to Attacking Dog.” ’
“The kid replies, ‘But sir, I’m not a Maple Leaf fan.’
“The reporter reconsiders and says, ‘Okay, how about—“Blue Jays Fan Uses Stick to Strike Out Attacking Beast?” ’
“Again the kid says, ‘But I’m not a Blue Jays fan, either.’
“‘Then what team do you like, for goodness sake?’ says the reporter.
“‘I’m a Montreal Canadiens fan, sir!’
“To which the reporter says, ‘Shit, well then, how about—“French Bastard Kills Neighbor’s Beloved Pet?” ’”
Posted by: Ciampino - French Canadians at March 18, 2024 11:46 PM (qfLjt)
California is such a ridiculous state that the pollsters barely bother with it. Senator Schiff, coming your way.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 18, 2024 11:47 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
For each teenage boy in a group, half the collective IQ.
Posted by: Some Rat
I wonder if every mother of a boy in a gang tells her friends - "Well, he fell in with a bad crowd."
Posted by: Tonypete at March 18, 2024 11:29 PM (WXNFJ)
He fell in with a DUMB crowd.
Posted by: that one mom at March 18, 2024 11:47 PM (llON8)
Good evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 18, 2024 11:47 PM (n7rxJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 11:36 PM (RIvkX)
A couple weeks ago I managed to talk my way out of 17 over in a 35mph zone AND 3-year expired registration.
Shoulda bought a lottery ticket immediately after!
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at March 18, 2024 11:48 PM (9IkLq)
==
"'I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan, sir!'"
"To which the reporter says, 'Shit, well then, how about - French Bastard Kills Neighbor’s Beloved Pet?'"
Posted by: Ciampino - French Canadians at March 18, 2024 11:46 PM (qfLjt)
Fck you, eh?
Posted by: Je Suis Quebec at March 18, 2024 11:50 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2024 11:41 PM (bo7UB)
We can still do italics. Bold even.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 18, 2024 11:43 PM (di6C2)
16 possible combos.
Normal
Underline
Italics
Underlined Italics
Bold
Bold Underline
Bold Italics
Bold Underlined Italics
I think that's all, Forrest.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 11:52 PM (ynpvh)
The Red Star would never cast aspersions on a Francophile, though.
Maybe if the dog was Middle Eastern ...
Or gay.
Posted by: spindrift at March 18, 2024 11:56 PM (J8VrE)
Someone figured out how to have comment text outside the gray boxes. That was right before the feature neutering.
Why we can't have nice things. Forced to rely on actual words and a few text enhancements. At least we finally got unicode to end the curse of the black diamonds. And emojis, beyond the tiny handful of .nu smilies (which don't seem to be working lately - test
).
🌅 🐕 🚶♂️ 💛
______
Sleepytime for this old webworker. Tomorrow... is a rest day.....
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - embed vids? Ha! at March 18, 2024 11:57 PM (LTuPV)
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2024 11:57 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 18, 2024 11:57 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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But it doesn't stick.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2024 11:58 PM (JKdu1)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 18, 2024 11:57 PM (VNX3d)
USRDA of nuts, fruits, flakes and vegetables.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 11:59 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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But it doesn't stick.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2024 11:58 PM (JKdu1)
Not unless you copy 'em all and add those features again yourself.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 19, 2024 12:00 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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But it doesn't stick.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 18, 2024 11:58 PM (JKdu1)
Not unless you copy 'em all and add those features again yourself.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 19, 2024 12:00 AM (ynpvh)
Well, unless you don't close the last one. Then it sticks. LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 19, 2024 12:00 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos, asa friend at March 19, 2024 12:00 AM (v+0wn)
Hey (hey) what's the matter with your head, yeah
Hey (hey) what's the matter with your mind and your sign and oh
Hey (hey) nothin' the matter with your head
Baby, find it, come on and find it
Bear with it, baby, 'cause you're fine
And you're mine, and you look so divine
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Come and get your love
Posted by: Mister Ghost at March 19, 2024 12:01 AM (TGPs7)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBCode
I guess, except where it's been blocked. [
]
[style size="30px"]Large Text[/style]
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 19, 2024 12:06 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard
Curtains, curtains would be nice.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 18, 2024 11:18 PM (vJiyU)
do they have to match the carpet?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2024 11:20 PM (ynpvh)
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Are these meat curtains?
Posted by: Ciampino - Beef Sir at March 19, 2024 12:06 AM (qfLjt)
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Poorly phrased.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, occasional grammarian at March 19, 2024 12:07 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Voting Is A Right! at March 19, 2024 12:08 AM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Miklosius ad Infiniti's at March 19, 2024 12:08 AM (v+0wn)
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Poorly phrased.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, occasional grammarian at March 19, 2024 12:07 AM (XeU6L)
Yeah, that ties in with the Pan comment upthread...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 19, 2024 12:09 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 19, 2024 12:10 AM (ynpvh)
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Poorly phrased.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Depends if he was just there for the hunting, or not.
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2024 12:10 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 19, 2024 12:10 AM (ynpvh)
Ugh. Can't spell.
I want to immanentize your eschaton.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 19, 2024 12:11 AM (ynpvh)
Yeah, that ties in with the Pan comment upthread...
Posted by: jim
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What? I'm expected to read upthread before posting?
Dammit...be back i15 minutes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2024 12:12 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 11:36 PM (RIvkX)
A couple weeks ago I managed to talk my way out of 17 over in a 35mph zone AND 3-year expired registration.
Shoulda bought a lottery ticket immediately after!
Posted by: Shepherd Lover
So,
Yo muthafuckin racist!
Does work?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2024 12:13 AM (cOq4q)
Yeah, that ties in with the Pan comment upthread...
Posted by: jim
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What? I'm expected to read upthread before posting?
Dammit...be back i15 minutes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2024 12:12 AM (XeU6L)
Comment #228.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 19, 2024 12:14 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2024 12:18 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 10:21 PM (tkR6S)
...
If the c4 is molded in the shape of a trailer hitch though?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 19, 2024 12:19 AM (rAsBA)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 19, 2024 12:20 AM (rAsBA)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia
Aw jeez - now my Etch-A-Sketch is completely kaputt. Oh the humanity!
Posted by: Quando omni flunkus, moritati. at March 19, 2024 12:21 AM (YlVKd)
Posted by: Pickled Pete at March 19, 2024 12:27 AM (V5BDR)
Apply the vinyl or leather coverings on the seat frames, per factory specs. With, of course, the addition of timing and detonation systems.
Timer/Detonation = Light sensor, system ARMS after 5 days of Total Darkness. Cause that's the inside of a Shipping Container.
System DETONATES, upon exposure to New Light, when those container doors are opened, after the crane lifts it from ship, drops it onto the delivery truck, and the truck drops it at the illicit sales destination.
No need to sink a ship at sea, which carries the cargo, not knowing the contents are derived from theft.
Blow it at Achmed's Illicit Car Sales. They can have a SALES BLOWOUT!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2024 12:30 AM (e6UQI)
That's what he said. It took a little vodka and steak to bring it to competition.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2024 12:31 AM (JKdu1)
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2024 10:48 PM (fwDg9)
Thanks Skip !
Posted by: JT at March 19, 2024 12:33 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Quando omni flunkus, moritati. at March 19, 2024 12:21 AM (YlVKd)
Hah! Funny you should mention that. I just got done with playing with one. I spelled out, somewhat clumsily (kerning, however does it work?) "Infotainment Center" on it. Going to set it on the open door of the center-dash glove compartment of my '60 Lark for car shows.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 12:34 AM (tkR6S)
We had floating texts, ☢, marching texts, flashing colours, borders rolling or blinking in multiple colours. Ants appearing and disappearing was the last straw ☣, and Pixy said no more.
We do have unicodes and they can add a lot of zest.
💀
🥃
🥃
🥃
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2024 12:34 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2024 12:37 AM (u82oZ)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2024 12:30 AM (e6UQI)
Heh. That just might work. Or set it to detonate once the wheels have done 3 revolutions, after the five days of darkness, just as Mohammed drives it out of the sea can.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 12:39 AM (tkR6S)
Yeah, that ties in with the Pan comment upthread...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Created a Pan American.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2024 12:39 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 19, 2024 12:42 AM (w6EFb)
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*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Det. William Murdoch at March 19, 2024 12:42 AM (QLqnD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2024 12:43 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2024 12:18 AM (XeU6L)
A hole in the ground works.
"♪There ain't no place like a hole in the ground, a hole in the ground, a hole in the ground♫"--Bugs Bunny
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 19, 2024 12:44 AM (ynpvh)
That Blind Melon song is a horrible ear worm. The lead singer for them OD'd in '95 I think. Dude was a mess.
Sad thing about that period, IMHO the last period of time when linear development of rock was popular. The majority of the idea leaders self destructed in various ways. Why one of the few survivors, Dave Grohl, is apparently campaigning to be The Dean of Rock once the last classic rockers pass
Posted by: azjaeger at March 19, 2024 12:46 AM (3/XaG)
Posted by: Pickled Pete
Ruta Bega
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Ruta Day?
Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2024 12:46 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Quando omni flunkus, moritati. at March 19, 2024 12:21 AM (YlVKd)
Hah! Funny you should mention that. I just got done with playing with one. I spelled out, somewhat clumsily (kerning, however does it work?) "Infotainment Center" on it. Going to set it on the open door of the center-dash glove compartment of my '60 Lark for car shows.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 12:34 AM (tkR6S)
https://tinyurl.com/cpbvhpwf
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 19, 2024 12:46 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 12:48 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 12:48 AM (tkR6S)
I have no idea what a "GaiaLoop" is. Sounds too erf friendly.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 19, 2024 12:50 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2024 12:51 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 19, 2024 12:50 AM (ynpvh)
It is an inexpensive Red Dot reflex gun sight.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 12:52 AM (tkR6S)
https://mol.im/a/13207517
Posted by: Ciampino - More Frenchie stuff at March 19, 2024 12:52 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13207517
Posted by: Ciampino - More Frenchie stuff at March 19, 2024 12:52 AM (qfLjt)
so that era's Rachel Corrie?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 19, 2024 12:54 AM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/13188967
Posted by: Ciampino - The Army doing its best to spend money at March 19, 2024 12:54 AM (qfLjt)
Not for nothing has Toronto earned the sobriquet, "The Pussy of the Great Lakes"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2024 12:56 AM (xG4kz)
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https://mol.im/a/13211417
Posted by: Ciampino - Now if we did that here? at March 19, 2024 12:56 AM (qfLjt)
French eco-activists storm show jumping event in Paris and unfurl banner referencing British suffragette Emily Davison who was killed by King George V's horse in 1913
'Twas hoof in mouth disease wut done her in
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2024 12:57 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 19, 2024 12:58 AM (WvGHv)
Posted by: Ciampino - dangerous sport at March 19, 2024 12:58 AM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13211045
Posted by: Ciampino - The "Pseudo-Camelot at March 19, 2024 12:59 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 19, 2024 01:00 AM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/13210827
I think FJB got his 10%
Posted by: Ciampino - The 'pseudo-Camelot' Gang at March 19, 2024 01:02 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at March 19, 2024 12:58 AM (WvGHv)
For the factory rear sight? No, that stays put in it's original position, but the piece I cast has a channel under to enable getting a sight picture with the iron sights. The mounting plate for the GaiaLoop has a small oblong bar on the bottom that engages a groove I filed across the cast piece, with a screw coming up from below to hold it fixed on top of the cast piece.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 01:03 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Quando omni flunkus, moritati. at March 19, 2024 01:04 AM (YlVKd)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
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If it were only a hoof.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2024 01:05 AM (JKdu1)
https://mol.im/a/13209701
Posted by: Ciampino - Must have read The Boston Strangler at March 19, 2024 01:05 AM (qfLjt)
3 day weekends ROCK!
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2024 01:05 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: publius
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Heh. Spent this afternoon fussing with a 1983 INS8073-based SBC. I was a bit surprised when I finally got it going. Built-in Tiny Basic. I/O is via RS-232. All I have is a mostly correct schematic. Most of the time was spent in getting a terminal emulator for the PC to do what I wanted it to, and fussing with getting different cables/sex changers/9-pin/25-pin adaptors all fitted. Trying baud rate/parity/stop bits sorted out. But, triumph! It works.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2024 01:06 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Quando omni flunkus, moritati. at March 19, 2024 01:04 AM (YlVKd)
The whole idea is just to gently mock all the idiot touch screens now found on cars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 01:08 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3)
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I recommend cat urine bombs. True, the car would be unusable, but you wouldn't have gotten it back anyway.
Also, keeping a large rattlesnake in the car would be your best anti-theft device. The rattling alone should cause second thoughts about stealing that particular car...
Posted by: As not seen on TV at March 19, 2024 01:10 AM (dN92n)
Posted by: Quando omni flunkus, moritati. at March 19, 2024 01:04 AM (YlVKd)
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Make it all magnetic and use a strong magnet to erase. Or electro-magnetic and erase by killing current.
Posted by: Ciampino - Mum, this all points North! at March 19, 2024 01:11 AM (qfLjt)
It's nice, but........ doesn't add *that much* value, IMO.
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2024 01:11 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Quando omni flunkus
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Uh...isn't there an app for that?
Posted by: Millennial at March 19, 2024 01:13 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2024 01:17 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2024 01:22 AM (tkR6S)
Heh. Spent this afternoon fussing with a 1983 INS8073-based SBC. I was a bit surprised when I finally got it going. Built-in Tiny Basic. I/O is via RS-232. All I have is a mostly correct schematic. Most of the time was spent in getting a terminal emulator for the PC to do what I wanted it to, and fussing with getting different cables/sex changers/9-pin/25-pin adaptors all fitted. Trying baud rate/parity/stop bits sorted out. But, triumph! It works.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2024 01:06 AM (XeU6L)
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Interesting if limited microprocessor. I'm a Motorola afficionado - MC6809, MC6800 and a bit of MC68008.
Posted by: Ciampino - Those were the days ... at March 19, 2024 01:22 AM (qfLjt)
You need a new product name for it, like "The Laurentian Visualizer" or "The Nunavut Neoenhancer." Your sales line should read "You'll never look at the Great White North the same way again."
For Quebec, you should use "Ce n'est pas depuis Jerry Lewis que nous avons vu une telle interprétation du Dominion dans toute sa splendeur kaldéidoscopique colorée, grise et noire."
Posted by: Quando omni flunkus, moritati. at March 19, 2024 01:23 AM (YlVKd)
Posted by: Ciampino - Must have read The Boston Strangler at March 19, 2024 01:05 AM (qfLjt)
Kid will be a great catch one day -- after a massive manhunt. The kid's a psychopathic serial killer in the making.
Posted by: RickZ at March 19, 2024 01:25 AM (emlEe)
I was able, only recently to finally grok Unicode. The trouble was the confusion between Unicode and the encoding scheme for it. Microsoft didn't help. They orignally called an encoding scheme known as UTF-16 (two byte, chunks) "unicode". This greatly confused me. NT (which is now Windows 7 - 11) uses UTF-16 internally.
Nope, UTF-16 isn't "unicode", it's just an encoding scheme for it.
The encoding scheme that now appears to have won out is UTF-8 (which Ken Thompson first invented one night at a New Jersey diner, sketching it out on the proverbial napkin).
UTF-8 looks just like ASCII for the first 128 code points of Unicode. And then it doesn't. It's multi-byte. UTF-16 is also "multi", as some code points require two 16 bit chunks.
UTF-32, 4 bytes per "character" will hold all of them in one unit chunk.
All this gets hair-pullingly complex in the devilish details of the encoding.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 19, 2024 01:26 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ciampino - Must have read The Boston Strangler at March 19, 2024 01:05 AM (qfLjt)
Kid will be a great catch one day -- after a massive manhunt. The kid's a psychopathic serial killer in the making.
Posted by: RickZ at March 19, 2024 01:25 AM (emlEe)
So.... Greta?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2024 01:27 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: RickZ
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He's just leading his best life.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2024 01:27 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2024 01:31 AM (JKdu1)
Posted by: Braenyard
---------
My 2012 Frontier has buttons and knobs. Period. There are no controls on the dash that I cannot use without looking.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2024 01:34 AM (XeU6L)
Now, once you got the distinction between a codepoint and the encoding of it down pat, you move on to just what the codepoints mean.
Many times a codepoint is just a single character. Other times it is not. Now, we add the distinction between codepoints, graphemes, and glyphs.
I won't attempt to explain that. I think it's clicked in my mind, but it's a mess.
Sticking with 7-bit ASCII means you don't have to worry about that, and regular old American English characters are all there is.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 19, 2024 01:35 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard
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True.
But that 'driving & touching' isn't much different than repeatedly checking speedometer. Only idiots (yeah, :roll
take their eyes off the road for more than split-seconds. Not saying that is entirely safe, mind you.
Plus, when car is started up, there's the all-important disclaimer message on-screen: interacting with screen while driving is dangerous, yada yada yada. So, manufacturer is "covered" right? LOL
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2024 01:39 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)
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Well, anyway, thank you for introducing us to the first day of spring.
If not for you we would have to listen to some mindless meterologist.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2024 01:40 AM (JKdu1)
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2024 01:39 AM (njWTi)
And you have to interact with the screen, to get rid of the message you don't want.
Even if my radio would normally just be there... with no interaction... sometimes I'm asked if it wants to speak english, and the stupid interacting with the screen is dangerous... which makes me interact with the screen.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 19, 2024 01:45 AM (xaFKb)
Key goes in the dash. No steering wheel lock.
5 station presets on the non-digital AM radio. Ashtray! Bench seat! Plenty of leg room!
Automatic w/column selector. Manual windows & 4xdrum brakes. Pedal-stomp parking brakes.
Points-style ignition and mechanical fuel pump.
A challenge!
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2024 01:48 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2024 12:51 AM (bo7UB)
There was a Brit show I used to watch on PBS called 'New Tricks', from about 2008-2012. It was about cops retired from the Met force -- for at least five years -- becoming an official/unofficial cold case investigative unit. Really good characters in that show and decent stories. Anyway, one actor, Dennis Waterman ('Gerry Standing'), known for tv roles in England, was actually married at one time to Rula Lenska for real. Cracked me up, not having heard her name since the early '80s, except as a bad joke. But then, I'm easily amused.
Posted by: RickZ at March 19, 2024 01:50 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Romeo13
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Damn! WTH do you drive?!
I can 'blank' the screen if I want. The car doesn't 'talk to me'-- it's not that smart LOL
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2024 01:50 AM (njWTi)
Carburetor. Motorcraft 2100.
Yeah, I thought about getting a 4bbl intake & Holley 650 or so... but the thing guzzles enough without spending even MOAR $$$$
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2024 01:53 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2024 01:27 AM (XeU6L)
Ya know, that was the perfect time for a Jeffrey Dahmer sock. Jus' sayin'.
Posted by: RickZ at March 19, 2024 01:53 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2024 02:00 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2024 02:01 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Ciampino - Those were the days .. at March 19, 2024 02:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JQ at March 19, 2024 02:10 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Epobirs at March 19, 2024 02:16 AM (/0z9K)
They are thoughtful that way.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2024 02:16 AM (JKdu1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2024 02:16 AM (XeU6L)
I was looking at ~52 Chevy p/u, dadgum. Sold my old Ford for $50.
I'll take it back.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2024 02:20 AM (JKdu1)
The series was dedicated to making the middle aged feel their years by seeing actors they'd known as youths playing retirees.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 19, 2024 02:24 AM (/0z9K)
Path length limit for Windows is about 260 characters. About. It depends, but no more than 259 characters including the trailing null for the C string.
There is a registry switch to enable long paths, up to 2^15 characters (32,000 something), but that can have undesirable side effects (some programs will crash).
Best way to get at those long path lengths is to use "Subst" command to make a fake drive letter for part of the path to the files, making the path length relative to that fake drive letter less than 259 characters.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 19, 2024 02:24 AM (w6EFb)
Didn't realize a room could get so dusty.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 19, 2024 02:30 AM (KATBx)
But, with better writing, better production values and better direction.
Acting skills? A toss up. The Barney Miller cast was amazing, given what little they were given to work WITH, as a show.
By and large, their Squad Room WAS the show, and I'd be pressed to recall any given scene that took place outside of that, "the holding cell", and Barney Miller's Office?
Wondering. Are ANY of the Barney Miller cast, yet among the living?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 19, 2024 02:35 AM (e6UQI)
Yet another one of those backward compatibility legacy issues Raymond Chen has written much about. A huge portion of Windows problems over the years have been variations of the Y2K syndrome: code that was functional for when it was written and a fair period to follow but not intended to be immortal. Those who control corporate spending, on the other hand, love the idea of immortal apps whose original investment will be squeezed for every last penny.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 19, 2024 02:36 AM (/0z9K)
Rowan Atkinson starred in a series written by Ben Elton, 'The Thin Blue Line', that would probably be a closer match to a UK Barney Miller.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 19, 2024 02:47 AM (/0z9K)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2024 02:48 AM (JKdu1)
Barbara Barrie is seemingly still around and has a 2023 credit.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 19, 2024 02:51 AM (/0z9K)
Posted by: Epobirs at March 19, 2024 02:59 AM (/0z9K)
Lambert was arrested by U.S. Marshals for disclosing confidential emails from Dominion Voting Systems in a Michigan court case.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2024 03:29 AM (JKdu1)
Last night I redid my state taxes, since I found out how and where to take the Fed-taxable part of my SS off the gross. It looks like I only will owe . . . $9.00! I'd made an appointment with a Jackson Hewitt office, but I think I'll cancel that now and see if I can confirm with one of the free tax help programs they keep advertising around here. Though they probably think I make too much dough to qualify for those.
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I really enjoyed what you had to say, and more than that, how you presented it.
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