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Sunday Overnight Open Thread(3/17/24) I'm Not Irish Edition But My K9s Are
Quote I “He’s easily pushed around by the woke-left lunatics who renamed his family’s baseball team. “My attitude is anybody that changes the name of the Cleveland Indians to the Cleveland Guardians should not be a senator, should not be in government.” President Donald J. Trump
Considering who Ohioans vote for Katshit, DeWine, etc. I expect the RINO to win.
Quote II “This is not an attempt to ban TikTok. It’s an attempt to make TikTok better. Tic-tac-toe, a winner. A winner,” Nancy Pelosi
Quote III "For the last 100 years, Sam Ash Music has successfully adapted to meet the challenge of changing business conditions. As we look towards the next 100 years, the company must continue to adapt to ensure its continued success." Statement from Sam Ash Music
Astute. Clever. Witty. Snarky. The commenters here are the very best.
It is a good thing MushHead despises Putin. Otherwise he would be taking notes for this upcoming November.
March 17, 2024, was formally declared by the Russian Federation Council as the official date for the presidential election. Following this declaration, the Russian Central Election Commission (CEC) unveiled the voting schedule, spanning three days from March 15 to 17.
The Russian Federation's president is elected by its citizens for a six-year term. In the 2024 elections, four candidates are vying for the presidency: Vladimir Putin as an independent candidate, Nikolai Kharitonov from the Communist Party (CPRF), Leonid Slutsky from the Liberal Democratic Party (LDPR), and Vladislav Davankov from the New People party.
So this is the leader of the free world? What a fucking joke. And elder abuse.
WATCH: Biden Wanders Aimlessly in Rain, Karen Handlers Shoo Away Press Today in “this is how Democracy™ works, Jack, no joke, you dog-faced pony soldier,” we have the virile president of the United States getting lost in the rain, rescued, and then shielded from public views by his frumpy, childless handlers (the press they are paid to control are surrogate children to them).
Every time I enter an airport or government facility I am patted down. Thank you Bionic knee. The following is a sad state of affairs in the good old USA.
Paul Joseph Watson takes a look at the fun of riding NYC mass transit. Makes me want to pull up stakes and move there ASAP. Nah, just bullshitting you.
We need more women like this and fewer Karine Jean-Pierres.
Since Harvard was mentioned in the video above, let's take a peek at that prestigious hallowed halls of higher education.
Harvard Business School professor whose research into why people cheat and act dishonestly was found by an internal probe to have cheated and acted dishonestly, according to The Harvard Crimson, the student newspaper of Harvard University. The nearly 1,300-page internal report into professor Francesca Gino found that she had adjusted data in at least four published studies so as to make the data fit the theories she was trying to prove, according to the New York Post. “The committee concludes that Professor Gino has engaged in multiple instances of research misconduct, across all four studies at issue in these allegations,” the report read, according to the Post.
Her skin color is going against her. She's Italian-American. She's probably also straight and her preferred pronouns are she/her. But, I'm just spit ballin' here on these topics.
Mom Gives Triplet Girls Same Name - The One Meant For The Boy She Wanted Expectant parents often find their baby journey to be difficult long before the child is even born. Name selection alone is a challenge in itself. A decision has to be made on whether to use a more common name or a unique one, and of course, what exactly that name is. What can be especially troubling is if a parent decides they really want a boy or a girl, going so far as to come up with a name for just that gender, only to be disappointed. That's just what happened to one mom who had her heart so set on having a son that she didn't even think of girl names. Imagine her surprise when she had not just one girl, but three of them. She didn't let that boy name go to waste though, instead, she used it for all three of her newborns.
Oh goody! Young people who are clueless and unimaginative can apply for a Federal job and make a healthy buck, off of those who work for a living.
The White House plans to officially launch an online platform in April. At first, only a couple of hundred jobs will be posted, but eventually up to 20,000 young people are expected to be hired in the program’s first year. Interested candidates can apply to the positions through the portal, and the majority of the positions are not expected to require experience. “The American Climate Corps is a story of hope and possibilities,” said Maggie Thomas, a special assistant to the president for climate change. “There’s an incredible demand signal from young people who we see as being put on a pathway to good-paying careers.”
The craziest listings on Facebook Marketplace
Facebook Marketplace is a great place to find deals. It also makes for one of the best scrolls on the internet
Once the default gateway to the internet, today Facebook has a reputation as one of the least cool places on the web — at least for America’s taste-making young people. But, as the New York Times recently pointed out, there’s one corner of the platform that keeps the under-35 crowd coming back. Buried beneath the misinformation and photos from your high school gym teacher’s new car is Facebook Marketplace. It’s a holy land for people seeking deals, an unfiltered look at the human experience, and home to some of the most unhinged, disturbing, and delightful posts on the internet. Facebook Marketplace has replaced Craigslist as the go-to place to buy, sell, and trade used stuff. Want to pick up a $2,000 couch for $300? Marketplace can help. Trying to get a few bucks for the rice cooker gathering dust on your kitchen counter, or that old guitar you haven’t played in years? Step right in. More people are recognizing it as a great resource for frugal consumers, but the world hasn’t woken up to its potential as a hub for unfiltered online weirdness.
All music tonight including the Mystery Clicks are Irish based bands and/or musicians.
That will get their attention. And you a Genius Award.
Fvck cancer! This is especially true for those who have not had a chance to live life. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
A Touching Reunion: Delta's Heartwarming Moment With Dad
March 16, 2024 In the midst of life's trials, moments of pure joy shine like beacons of hope. Such is the case with little Delta Davis, a three-year-old battling leukemia at St. Jude's Children's Hospital. Her journey has been one of resilience, courage, and the unwavering support of her loving family.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 17, 2024 10:00 PM (GIu0F)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 17, 2024 10:00 PM (GIu0F)
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Posted by: TRex at March 17, 2024 10:02 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 17, 2024 10:02 PM (w3u3d)
Bobbies on free speechers two by two
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2024 10:02 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
It's like, um, something like that.
Hello again, MisHum & alla y'allz.
To the content, Robin! Quickly!
Posted by: mindful webworker - eruditiously at March 17, 2024 10:03 PM (8NNF8)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 10:03 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 10:04 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2024 10:04 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2024 10:05 PM (bo7UB)
8 Good evening morons and thank you mh
So is it my comment of the Week or that creep Robert's?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
Yes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 17, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2024 10:06 PM (0FoWg)
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Friendly amendment.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2024 10:06 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2024 10:05 PM (bo7UB)
She didn't excite me but to each their own.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 17, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2024 10:07 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2024 10:07 PM (bo7UB)
Depends if you are talking US or Europe.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 17, 2024 10:07 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2024 10:07 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2024 10:08 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2024 10:05 PM (bo7UB)
She didn't excite me but to each their own.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 17, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)
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Strict pedagogue, scholarly eyeglasses, corset?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2024 10:08 PM (bo7UB)
In many ways isn't this also the story of Barack Obama?
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 17, 2024 10:08 PM (i2pC0)
I swear the people who designed airline coach seats have moved on to parking spaces.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 17, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 17, 2024 10:09 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 17, 2024 10:09 PM (R4t5M)
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Nancy Pelosi has officially demonstrated to the world that her mind is toast. But we knew that...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 17, 2024 10:09 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2024 10:10 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 17, 2024 10:10 PM (i2pC0)
Somebody posted some criticism of Vladimir Putin's stunning 88% win in Russia (99%+ in Chechnya!).
Perhaps the right message, but definitely the wrong messenger.
These days, the Russian dictator imitates another "elections." Everyone in the world understands that this person, like many others throughout history, has become sick with power and will stop at nothing to rule forever.
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This imitation of "elections" has no legitimacy and cannot have any.
The author? Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
Uh, Volody? You might want to sit this one out...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 17, 2024 10:10 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
For a stone cold drunk, she's actually kinda lucid.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 17, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Some Rat
in parking garages.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 17, 2024 10:11 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2024 10:11 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: 2008 is calling at March 17, 2024 10:12 PM (iNp3L)
"If the wind don't catch you, I will...."
Not sure I'd find that entirely reassuring.
Posted by: mindful webworker - on the roof wearing a red cape at March 17, 2024 10:12 PM (8NNF8)
The Feds will put them to work doing voter registrations and get-out-the-vote drives in blue areas.
Just watch.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 17, 2024 10:12 PM (YAtuc)
This is a stupidly confusing headline. If Trump is insulting the other guy, don't mention Moreno...mention the other guy.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2024 10:12 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2024 10:12 PM (69JzL)
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2024 10:13 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2024 10:13 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2024 10:16 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 17, 2024 10:16 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
Yes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 17, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)
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*breaks out voodoo doll kit*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2024 10:17 PM (RIvkX)
1.The Ukrainians sent a fair-sized drone and missile attack across the border in the northeast. Most of them were intercepted, with some Russian civilian casualties resulting. The Ukrainian motives are unclear, but these futile attacks may be an attempt to pull Russian troops away from elsewhere.
2. Little movement on the ground today. Interestingly, the Russians haven't erased the small salient the Ukrainians carved out as part of the failed Summer Counter Offensive. It is possible they are just waiting for the Ukrainians to try another assault on the same ground.
3. There was a drone attack on the small Russian garrison at their base in Transnistria, which destroyed one helicopter. This is adjacent to the port city of Odessa, which NATO needs to keep out of Russian hands. Expect more shenanigans in the area.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 17, 2024 10:17 PM (J3VZx)
Ummm, no. It might have been for a lot of people who could barely manage a browser, but it was NEVER the "gateway to the internet."
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2024 10:18 PM (69JzL)
Imagine a 0-10 scale with 10 being the most conservative. If you are say a 6, you should vote for a Republican 9 vs a Democrat 5. Why?
Because if you vote for that Republican 9 you are almost equally out some blue state 0. If you vote for that Democrat 5 you are getting him AND that leftwing extremist from CA, MA, or NY
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2024 10:18 PM (ibTVg)
Just watch.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Another bureaucracy we won't be able to even dynamite out of existence.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 17, 2024 10:18 PM (vJiyU)
Completely lame 'cause Cleveland had an old timey major league baseball team (1887-1899) named the Spiders, and that name was just begging to be resurrected for modern merchandizing purposes.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 17, 2024 10:18 PM (u9uo0)
Ummm, no. It might have been for a lot of people who could barely manage a browser, but it was NEVER the "gateway to the internet."
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2024 10:18 PM (69JzL)
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Everyone knows that's Xhamster.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2024 10:19 PM (bo7UB)
Author must not know any old people who constantly use Google search to find web pages they use every day.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 17, 2024 10:20 PM (u9uo0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
Yes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 17, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)
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*breaks out voodoo doll kit*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2024 10:17 PM (RIvkX)
Please jab something other than my right knee.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 17, 2024 10:21 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2024 10:22 PM (ZdaMQ)
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"Guardians" has kind of a patriarchal feel. Cleveland Bystanders would be more DEI.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 17, 2024 10:22 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2024 10:22 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 17, 2024 10:18 PM (u9uo0)
Does ATC live in Cleveland? Let's ask her about the spiders.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2024 10:22 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2024 10:23 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 10:23 PM (mLdmv)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2024 10:23 PM (ibTVg)
https://tinyurl.com/2ns93py7
Democratic presidential rivals Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders are racing across the US Midwest this weekend, with the progressive Sanders sharpening his attacks while the former vice-president warned against a campaign “bloodbath” as the 2020 nominating contest narrows.
https://tinyurl.com/cuym4uzm
ALX @alx 12h Replying to @BidenHQ
You conveniently cut out the part showing he was talking about the car manufacturing industry.
I get that Joe is down in the polls and all but this is really pathetic 🤣
ALX @alx 8h
Context behind the “Bloodbath” Hoax being spread by the Biden Campaign and their mouthpieces in the media:
https://tinyurl.com/hejenaux
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 10:23 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2024 10:24 PM (is/pM)
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2024 10:24 PM (ZdaMQ)
Mom Gives Triplet Girls Same Name - The One Meant For The Boy She Wanted
Darryl, Darryl and Darryl
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2024 10:24 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2024 10:24 PM (is/pM)
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It's where you go to play the intro to Stairway to Heaven.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2024 10:25 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 17, 2024 10:25 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 17, 2024 10:22 PM (FVME7)
The Cleveland Them.
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 10:25 PM (mLdmv)
Planet Fitness needs to be Bud Lighted.
Posted by: Montec at March 17, 2024 10:25 PM (bWsRe)
That must have been odd for their friends...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2024 10:25 PM (ibTVg)
Apparently the IDF got information that several very senior Hamas people are hiding out there.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 17, 2024 10:25 PM (YAtuc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
We share. I guess we're like a duo. Like Laurel & Hardy. I'm hoping you're skinny cuz I'm stuck being the fat one.
Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2024 10:26 PM (is/pM)
Wait, so Biden’s “Infrastructure bill” allocated $5 billion towards building charging stations, and only 8 have been built?!
Not 8,000
Not 800
*8*
For $5 billion
This is why inflation is out of control
https://tinyurl.com/yc29ckh2
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 10:26 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2024 10:24 PM (ZdaMQ)
Almost.
(pushes slightly on head)
Kneel.
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 10:26 PM (mLdmv)
I'm feeling all of my twenty-nine years right now. I was too old for Facebook when Facebook was cool. Even AOL wasn't part of the internet when I got here.
And then, 1993: The Year September Never Ended.
Proving I'm older than 29 by pointing out how many years ago 1993 was requires Math, which isn't Allowed.
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2024 10:27 PM (DgGvY)
The point is the graft. Honestly I'm surprised even 8 have been built.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2024 10:27 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 10:27 PM (mLdmv)
Well, as long as she named them Bobbie Jo, Billie Jo, and Betty Jo.... But I'm guessing without clicking that wasn't the case.
🎶 ...At the junction, Petticoat Junction!🎶
Posted by: mindful webworker - and MiladyJo at March 17, 2024 10:27 PM (8NNF8)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2024 10:28 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2024 10:28 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Montec at March 17, 2024 10:28 PM (bWsRe)
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"Guardians" has kind of a patriarchal feel. Cleveland Bystanders would be more DEI.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 17, 2024 10:22 PM (FVME7)
Nobody ever asked anybody with Native blood about any of this.
As usual, the Left has assumed that it speaks for others, without first obtaining either their opinion to ensure accuracy, nor consent.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at March 17, 2024 10:28 PM (gJKGU)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2024 10:29 PM (sNc8Y)
I see @taylorswift13 endorsing @JoeBiden for president. I mean I see how this makes sense since 95% of her songs are about choosing the wrong guy.
I guess we can all expect a Taylor Swift revenge song on Biden in 2025…
🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 10:29 PM (2yu8s)
Are any of the "8" connected to power? I would not be suprised if they were nnot.
Posted by: 2008 is calling at March 17, 2024 10:29 PM (iNp3L)
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Sharobert, Sharobert
Ya da da da da da
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 17, 2024 10:30 PM (FVME7)
Hey whitey, I'm on board with the name change
Posted by: Cher at March 17, 2024 10:30 PM (ibTVg)
There's a logic here--if you're going to be shot, the emergency room is about the best place for it.
"Nurse, scalpel--and duck down!"
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 10:30 PM (mLdmv)
Posted by: Montec at March 17, 2024 10:30 PM (bWsRe)
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Biden and Schumer are in Gaza??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 10:30 PM (2yu8s)
That must have been odd for their friends...
Posted by: 18-1
I used to know a couple named Michael and Michaela. Pronounced completely differently, but it must have been confusing to anyone who gave them a form to fill out.
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2024 10:30 PM (DgGvY)
Planet Fitness needs to be Bud Lighted.
Posted by: Montec at March 17, 2024 10:25 PM (bWsRe)
Sometimes the only way to end the nonsense is to take it to its silliest extreme, them ram it down their throats until they choke on it and disown it.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at March 17, 2024 10:31 PM (gJKGU)
Life ain't easy for a girl named Bob.
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 10:31 PM (mLdmv)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2024 10:31 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
We share. I guess we're like a duo. Like Laurel & Hardy. I'm hoping you're skinny cuz I'm stuck being the
Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2024 10:26 PM (is/pM)
I softened your editorial Robert
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 17, 2024 10:32 PM (QXQ4l)
Which, figuratively, he does.
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 10:32 PM (mLdmv)
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2024 10:30 PM (DgGvY)
That's why I married Barak, so no one would be confused on who wears the pants in the family.
Posted by: Big Mike at March 17, 2024 10:33 PM (0eaVi)
Life ain't easy for a girl named Bob.
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 10:31 PM (mLdmv)
No shit!
Posted by: A Boy Named Sue Before Everything Went Retardo at March 17, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)
I disagree. Remember the plane that crashed leaving Ukraine full of American weapons?
The process:
1) Western Arms dealers ask Biden to give Ukraine their crap in return for paying him off.
2) Some of the weapons disappear for various off the book black ops
3) Some of the weapons go to Ukraine and immediately leave to fill the bank accounts of Lil Z and his allies
4) Some of the weapons go through Ukraine to China, again for bribes back to Biden
Posted by: Cher at March 17, 2024 10:33 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2024 10:34 PM (VNX3d)
How? It's Erin and A-Aron.
Posted by: 2008 is calling at March 17, 2024 10:34 PM (iNp3L)
“We’re going to put a 100% tariff on every single [Chinese] car that comes across the line, and you’re not going to be able to sell those [cars] if I get elected, Now, if I don’t get elected, it’s going to be a bloodbath for the whole [auto industry] – that’s gonna be the least of it. It’s going to be a bloodbath for the country. That’ll be the least of it.”
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 10:34 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 17, 2024 10:35 PM (djLbh)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2024 10:34 PM (VNX3d)
You know he'd fall for it:
I M SOFA KING RE TODD IT.
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 10:36 PM (mLdmv)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2024 10:36 PM (sAmhv)
PS, Thanks for the Rory. Saw him a couple of times, and he had incredible onstage, and was a mild mannered guy offstage, liable to be found in a corner backstage with a book.
Posted by: JC at March 17, 2024 10:36 PM (O4YXo)
Posted by: madtom at March 17, 2024 10:36 PM (go+84)
Sigh, I remember my Jaime, but it was so long ago that platoon took it. Good memories though.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 17, 2024 10:37 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 17, 2024 10:38 PM (djLbh)
Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2024 10:39 PM (nwqwH)
Cleveland Majors. Still stinking up the league in the 21 century.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 17, 2024 10:39 PM (Wexm1)
I just do it myself.
I've done it in multiple countries.
Posted by: LenNeal at March 17, 2024 10:39 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Jame Gumb at March 17, 2024 10:39 PM (SYTee)
I think his dad, Pete, was from Eastern Europe. Maybe it was a family name. Maybe Pete was fond of a brand of kitchen tools.
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 10:39 PM (mLdmv)
What happened in 93?
Posted by: 18-1
America Online and other non-Internet online service providers joined the Internet in 1993.
Until then, all the newbies showed up in September: when they got their first Internet accounts in college. So you spent a month training people, and then things were nice for a year. (Don't sock the regulars, don't blow the margins, close your tags, that kind of stuff..... except for Usenet.)
After AOL and Compuserve and such joined up, and commercial "ISPs" became A Thing, newbies joined all year 'round. And they weren't all Moron-quality minds. We got some Sids and Pauls, too.
And September hasn't ended since.
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2024 10:39 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Montec at March 17, 2024 10:39 PM (bWsRe)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2024 10:40 PM (0Htd1)
My Irish ancestry is minimal, but I love The Pogues!
RIP Shane MacGowan, you drunken, commie, brilliant lyrist!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2024 10:40 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 17, 2024 10:40 PM (R4t5M)
Planet Fitness needs to be Bud Lighted.
Posted by: Montec at March 17, 2024 10:25 PM (bWsRe)
Sometimes the only way to end the nonsense is to take it to its silliest extreme, them ram it down their throats until they choke on it and disown it.
Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at March 17, 2024 10:31 PM (gJKGU)
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Planet Fitness is a franchise. There is a local or localish owner.
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2024 10:40 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2024 10:26 PM (is/pM)
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*checking out own abs, looks up*
Wut?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2024 10:40 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2024 10:30 PM (DgGvY)
That's why I married Barak, so no one would be confused on who wears the pants in the family.
Posted by: Big Mike'
Bwhahaha
Posted by: LenNeal at March 17, 2024 10:41 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Steven Tyler at March 17, 2024 10:41 PM (bo7UB)
This is why inflation is out of control
https://tinyurl.com/yc29ckh2
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 10:26 PM (2yu8s)
The 10% will be going to the right people though, so hopefully that is sufficient consolation to you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2024 10:42 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 17, 2024 10:42 PM (+I6Y/)
If you find pictures of them while they were young and you don't look at the heads you'll assume Mike is the man and Barry the woman. He looks tiny next to, uh, her.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2024 10:42 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Bete at March 17, 2024 10:42 PM (LX4y3)
MisHum: "She didn't excite me but to each their own."
"Each" being singular, one ought to use a singular pronoun. "his own" is default in pre-woke English; "her own" is acceptable if you know you're referring to a female; the ever-cumbersome "his or her own" for the overly polite politically correct era.
😬
But, whatever, to each your own.
Posted by: mindful webworker - on my own at March 17, 2024 10:42 PM (8NNF8)
Planet Fitness is a franchise. There is a local or localish owner.
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2024 10:40 PM (ZdaMQ)
So what? Bud Light it anyway. As the great Breitbart said, Fuck you, WAR!
Posted by: Montec at March 17, 2024 10:42 PM (bWsRe)
Posted by: LenNeal at March 17, 2024 10:42 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at March 17, 2024 10:43 PM (ET1Q8)
Apparently the IDF got information that several very senior Hamas people are hiding out there.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 17, 2024 10:25 PM (YAtuc)
See, the Israelis are attacking a hospital! Netanyahu must resign now!!!
Posted by: Schuck Chumer at March 17, 2024 10:43 PM (eHovo)
@politico
Trump often uses “jokes” and laughter to normalize his behavior — a trick used by autocrats in the past, writes @michaelkruse
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Some of Hitler's best jokes.
"I just flew in from bombing London and, boy!, are my arms tired!"
- A. "Shecky" Hitler
"Take my Jews, please."
- A. "Shecky" Hitler
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 17, 2024 10:44 PM (FVME7)
Yup. That crap was definitely written by some slug who works in government. Hope and possibilities, people, hope and possibilities. Now go out and make your demand signal. Whatever that is.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2024 10:45 PM (0Htd1)
[ . . . ]
Posted by: JC at March 17, 2024 10:36 PM (O4YXo)
In my Mom's family the traditional name is "Patience"
One a generation.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2024 10:45 PM (D7oie)
My Irish ancestry is minimal, but I love The Pogues!
RIP Shane MacGowan, you drunken, commie, brilliant lyrist!
Posted by: Puddleglum'
IKR, all the good Punks are fucking Commies.
Posted by: LenNeal at March 17, 2024 10:45 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2024 10:40 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Exactly the same incident happened at a Planet Fitness in L.A. a few years ago. Dude in the women's locker room, a woman member complained, and the woman -- the REAL woman --- got kicked out of the club on her ass.
It's part of Planet Fitness culture to be "inclusive" to the point of idiocy. F*ck 'em.
They aren't a real gym anyway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2024 10:45 PM (bo7UB)
"I just flew in from bombing London and, boy!, are my arms tired!"
- A. "Shecky" Hitler
"Take my Jews, please."
- A. "Shecky" Hitler
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 17, 2024 10:44 PM (FVME7)
Czech, please.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 17, 2024 10:45 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 17, 2024 10:40 PM (R4t5M)
The Cleveland Mistakes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 17, 2024 10:46 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2024 10:47 PM (9yWhg)
So what? Bud Light it anyway. As the great Breitbart said, Fuck you, WAR!
Posted by: Montec at March 17, 2024 10:42 PM (bWsRe)
Because you may have the potential to really hurt people not at all related to this who don’t share this ideology. I am a franchise owner. I am not the franchise. If someone decides to “show corporate”, they are actually showing me and my employees and my business. My corporate office won’t feel a thing expect maybe some bad publicity of which they are more able to bounce back from. I would not be able to do so.
I do not own a Planet Fitness, for the record. But I know a couple who is and they don’t have people shaving their face in the women’s bathrooms.
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2024 10:47 PM (ZdaMQ)
Q: How does the FBI differ from the CIA?
A: The CIA has no law enforcement function and collects information only regarding foreign countries and their citizens. The #FBI lawfully collects information about U.S. persons regardless of where they are located. #FunFactFriday
Steve Friend @RealStevefriend Mar 16
Fun fact: the @FBI abused FISA 278,000 times to unlawfully collect intelligence about Americans in a single year.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 10:47 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2024 10:47 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2024 10:47 PM (IG4Id)
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Some of Hitler's best jokes.
Neither the national nor international socialists were known for joking - they were both deadly serious.
I'm sure there have been some paternal autocrats who made jokes because there have been so many over history but really its not common among despots.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2024 10:47 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 10:39 PM (mLdmv)
Oxo was also an English brand of bouillon cube, sort of like Borvill in in cube form.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2024 10:48 PM (D7oie)
He posted in the book thread that his wife had lost consciousness and the EMTs were arriving.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2024 10:49 PM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2024 10:49 PM (IG4Id)
We can only hope that some charismatic, opportunistic psychopath surreptitiously turns the "ACC" into a death-cult.
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 10:49 PM (mLdmv)
I swear the people who designed airline coach seats have moved on to parking spaces.
Posted by: Some Rat
When I go to the stores I park far back in the parking lots where there aren't any cars near me. My 2019 Jeep has no dings in the doors. It looks like new.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2024 10:50 PM (0Htd1)
MisHum: "She didn't excite me but to each their own."
"Each" being singular, one ought to use a singular pronoun. "his own" is default in pre-woke English; "her own" is acceptable if you know you're referring to a female; the ever-cumbersome "his or her own" for the overly polite politically correct era.
😬
But, whatever, to each your own.
Posted by: mindful webworker - on my own at March 17, 2024 10:42 PM (8NNF
You are free to host 5 nights a week
And twice on Saturday.
Contact me at my email addy and I'll get you the keys for the hamstermobile.
Looking forward to your super-duper intellect.
I'm sorry I let you down, again.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 17, 2024 10:50 PM (QXQ4l)
"I just flew in from bombing London and, boy!, are my arms tired!"
- A. "Shecky" Hitler
"Take my Jews, please."
- A. "Shecky" Hitler
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 17, 2024 10:44 PM (FVME7)
Czech, please.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner
"A gypsy, a homosexual, and a jew walk into a camp..."
A. "Shecky" Hitler
Posted by: Some Rat at March 17, 2024 10:50 PM (vJiyU)
We can only hope that some charismatic, opportunistic psychopath surreptitiously turns the "ACC" into a death-cult.
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 10:49 PM
Comet Wardens 2.0.
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2024 10:50 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2024 10:49 PM (sNc8Y)
Awful. I hope she's OK.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 17, 2024 10:50 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at March 17, 2024 10:51 PM (Z3n5G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian'
The Mistake On The Lake!
And their SportsBall Team.
Posted by: LenNeal at March 17, 2024 10:51 PM (9yXr+)
Fun fact: the @FBI abused FISA 278,000 times to unlawfully collect intelligence about CONSERVATIVE]/u] Americans in a single year.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 10:47 PM (2yu8s)
Fixt
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2024 10:51 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2024 10:51 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 17, 2024 10:40 PM (R4t5M)
The Cleveland Mistakes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 17, 2024 10:46 PM (QXQ4l)
Go full generic: The Cleveland Baseball Team. The logo could be a baseball, a bat, or the playing field. The fans would be called the Cleveland Baseball Fans.
How many people would get ticked off at that name?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 17, 2024 10:52 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2024 10:52 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2024 10:50 PM (0Htd1)
Peripheral neuropathy would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 10:52 PM (mLdmv)
NOT LOVIN' IT: The feds are demanding that the constantly broken-down ice cream machines at McDonald’s and other fast-food chains be more easily fixable. trib.al/8MaWnAz
Sean Bannion @SeanBannion 3h
AYFKM?
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 10:54 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2024 10:54 PM (9yWhg)
I disagree with you about the likely outcome of the GOP OH Senate race this Tuesday. (See your comment above, after Quote 1)
I'll bet you a virtual dollar that Moreno (the candidate Trump endorsed) wins the primary. I think pretty easily, too.
You mentioned Katshit & DeWine... did you forget about Vance? Or did you omit Vance because... cognitive dissonance? Vance won in '22 with Orange endorsement. If u r talking Kasich, you're getting close to being in the wayback machine. OH keeps getting redder & MAGA-ier.
Posted by: mnw at March 17, 2024 10:54 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2024 10:50 PM (0Htd1)
Peripheral neuropathy would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 10:52 PM
When you get out of your vehicle puke copiously on the pavement. Yo! Danger here!
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2024 10:54 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 10:54 PM (mLdmv)
Posted by: nerdygirl'
We have camera footage of a person leaving a cart out on a windy day, and over the course of 40 minutes the cart wandering the parking lot until a person parked their valued car off in a remote part of the lot, and the cart got directed by 'God'? to head straight for it, break a headlight, and damage a fender, and then amble away in the wind, to come to rest at least 100 yards away. We were not responsible.
Posted by: LenNeal at March 17, 2024 10:55 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2024 10:49 PM (IG4Id)
Want me to suck it out?
Posted by: Big Tittied College Co-Ed What Likes To Suck at March 17, 2024 10:55 PM (Z2yLo)
That's rhetorical, of course.
Posted by: 2008 is calling at March 17, 2024 10:55 PM (iNp3L)
The company did it because the mayor passed a law mandating it.
So my cow-workers started complaining about people scratching their cars. Called the company that owned the building evil and stupid...but for the ones that lived in town went on to re-elect the mayor.
Speaking of Hitler laugh lines was he the guy that said "It is good for governments that people are stupid"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2024 10:55 PM (ibTVg)
You Seamus all.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 17, 2024 10:55 PM (dZVON)
In the Nav I knew a couple named Patrick and Patricia.
I knew a Patrick and Patricia where I worked. AND they both had the same last name BEFORE they got married!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2024 10:55 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: nerdygirl
OR! Buy the most beat up piece of crap vehicle for shopping. Folks will assume ya got nothing to lose.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 17, 2024 10:55 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus'
FUCK YOU! Wanna Fight?
Posted by: LenNeal thinks its funny at March 17, 2024 10:56 PM (9yXr+)
"How did he smell?"
Terrible! Thank you, Thank you, I'll be here a thousand years.
Posted by: Adolf at March 17, 2024 10:56 PM (SYTee)
NOT LOVIN' IT: The feds are demanding that the constantly broken-down ice cream machines at McDonald’s and other fast-food chains be more easily fixable. trib.al/8MaWnAz
Sean Bannion @SeanBannion 3h
AYFKM?
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 10:54 PM (2yu8s)
The President loves his ice cream.
Posted by: Robert at March 17, 2024 10:57 PM (Z2yLo)
EMTs are here. GTG
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2024 10:28 AM
and
Wife recovered. Two hunky paramedics got her off the floor. There must be an easier way to meet new tight ends.
She perked right up. She is recovered.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2024 10:50 AM
So, good news. Sorry to cause needless worries.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2024 10:57 PM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2024 10:57 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2024 10:40 PM (0Htd1)
When I think of my rise to power, I fall to my knees.
Posted by: Kamala at March 17, 2024 10:57 PM (0eaVi)
Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 11m
Gazan man reviews the MRE meals being airdropped into Gaza.
He gives it a 1 out of 10.
“It’s the worst meal I’ve ever had. They are actually torturing us with this”
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I recall some morons saying the MRE chili was good though.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 10:57 PM (2yu8s)
Look fat, McDonalds ice cream isn't that great. But you never know what hotties you can sniff at the McPlayground.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 17, 2024 10:57 PM (ibTVg)
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I happened upon Great Books Every Catholic Should Know on EWTN (because I'm a wild and crazy guy) by Joseph Pearce. He was talking about relationships illustrating them through three Shakespeare plays, Hamlet, Twelth Night, and Othello. He claims Shakespeare was Catholic and one should interpret his works with a Catholic eye. For example, shortly before he wrote Othello, King James had broken his promise to tolerate Catholicism. Therefore Shakespeare named the villain in Othello Iago, short for Santiago meaning James.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 17, 2024 10:58 PM (FVME7)
'No, I think it's just sunlight shining through the stained glass.'
-just the punchline
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2024 10:58 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.'
Ew.
Posted by: LenNeal at March 17, 2024 10:58 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2024 10:58 PM (WXNFJ)
We can only hope that some charismatic, opportunistic psychopath surreptitiously turns the "ACC" into a death-cult.
Posted by: ZOD
HOW DARE YOU!!!
I'M AVAILABLE!!!!
Posted by: Exploited, mentally ill, Swedish 20something at March 17, 2024 10:58 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2024 10:59 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Kamala at March 17, 2024 10:57 PM (0eaVi)
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Snort.
Posted by: scampydog at March 17, 2024 10:59 PM (41CYW)
You Seamus all.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310
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O'Reilly??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 11:00 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Some Rat
Yo Rat!
My 2008 Lexus with 227 kmiles on it lets me venture into no man's land without a concern!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 17, 2024 11:00 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2024 10:59 PM (9yWhg)
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Medicine was in a primitive stage before the invention of the hot iron.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 17, 2024 11:01 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: LenNeal at March 17, 2024 11:01 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Kamala
!! Geez I love this place!
Posted by: Some Rat at March 17, 2024 11:01 PM (vJiyU)
Nice ONT as always, Mis Hum. It must be a lot of work to produce an ONT.
Prayers up for Salty & his wife.
Posted by: mnw at March 17, 2024 11:01 PM (NLIak)
https://tinyurl.com/4dyfe6ys
Posted by: javems at March 17, 2024 11:02 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Peripheral neuropathy would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: ZOD
I never thought ZOD owned a car.
A palanquin, carried by some spare Aztec warriors, perhaps.
No one would ticket that for parking in a handicapped spot, either.
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2024 11:02 PM (DgGvY)
Harvard Business School professor whose research into why people cheat and act dishonestly was found by an internal probe to have cheated and acted dishonestly, according to The Harvard Crimson, the student newspaper of Harvard University
One thing you have got to hand to her -- she lived what she researched.
Harvard is a cesspool of inauthenticity.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2024 11:02 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I stand with Israel and all Jews everywhere at March 17, 2024 11:03 PM (ET1Q8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus'
Yours too? I was well into being an adult before I knew you could remove splinters with tweezers and not dig them out with a sewing needle heated with a match.
Posted by: LenNeal at March 17, 2024 11:03 PM (9yXr+)
GO DUKES!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2024 11:03 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Big Tittied College Co-Ed What Likes To Suck
I'm not falling for that again, Fred.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2024 11:03 PM (IG4Id)
1. Hitler had only one testicle
2. The entirety of the Nazi mission was in pursuit of the missing testicle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFr-gTrDt0&rco=1
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 11:04 PM (mLdmv)
Harvard Business School professor whose research into why people cheat and act dishonestly was found by an internal probe to have cheated and acted dishonestly, according to The Harvard Crimson, the student newspaper of Harvard University
One thing you have got to hand to her -- she lived what she researched.
Harvard is a cesspool of inauthenticity.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2024 11:02 PM (xG4kz)
Harvard slooooooowwwwly coming to the realization that they are a punchline to a joke
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 17, 2024 11:04 PM (sJHOI)
Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 15h
It’s easy to say that no other country has changed for the better to a higher degree in a short time than El Salvador under President @nayibbukele
The homicide rate fell from 52 per year per 100 000 inh. in 2018 to 2 in 2023
Ppl are finally safe again
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 11:05 PM (2yu8s)
"How did he smell?"
Terrible! Thank you, Thank you, I'll be here a thousand years.
Posted by: Adolf at March 17, 2024 10:56 PM (SYTee)
The Killer Joke! Ahahahahaha /thud/
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2024 11:05 PM (5fDan)
That's rhetorical, of course.
Posted by: 2008 is calling
They're all thinking, "I'm safe on at least one side if I park next to this car, because it's owned by A Guy Who Hates Door Dings."
Posted by: mikeski likes answering rhetorical questions at March 17, 2024 11:05 PM (DgGvY)
IIRC there is something that happens to kids that go through puberty in the same house hold that makes them (usually) not attracted to each other even if they aren't biologically related.
There is all sorts of interesting stuff that happens in this time period for kids that science doesn't know yet even if tradition does - I remember one study that found that girls without a close male relative in the house go through puberty earlier.
Unfortunately this kind of study is getting close to banned science now due to tran-sanity.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2024 11:05 PM (ibTVg)
I'M AVAILABLE!!!!
Posted by: Exploited, mentally ill, Swedish 20something'
Don't Bogart my man!
Posted by: The Other Swedish Retard at March 17, 2024 11:05 PM (9yXr+)
That's rhetorical, of course.
Posted by: 2008 is calling at March 17, 2024 10:55 PM (iNp3L)
Vegans.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2024 11:05 PM (0eaVi)
Ppl are finally safe again
Why do i suspect you'd find those missing 50 murderers are all here now and on welfare?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2024 11:06 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2024 11:06 PM (9yWhg)
I disagree with you about the likely outcome of the GOP OH Senate race this Tuesday. (See your comment above, after Quote 1)
I'll bet you a virtual dollar that Moreno (the candidate Trump endorsed) wins the primary. I think pretty easily, too.
You mentioned Katshit & DeWine... did you forget about Vance? Or did you omit Vance because... cognitive dissonance? Vance won in '22 with Orange endorsement. If u r talking Kasich, you're getting close to being in the wayback machine. OH keeps getting redder & MAGA-ier.
Posted by: mnw at March 17, 2024 10:54 PM (NLIak)
I did forget about Vance. And my apologies.
I hope I can pay you that dollar.
I've always thought of Ohio as a state full of squishy republicans.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 17, 2024 11:06 PM (QXQ4l)
https://youtu.be/Yp8vA07JPGY
Posted by: lost in space at March 17, 2024 11:06 PM (ojpVA)
Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 15h
It’s easy to say that no other country has changed for the better to a higher degree in a short time than El Salvador under President @nayibbukele
The homicide rate fell from 52 per year per 100 000 inh. in 2018 to 2 in 2023
Ppl are finally safe again
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 11:05 PM
Punishment, not rehabilitation.
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2024 11:06 PM (NxC5+)
That's rhetorical, of course.
Posted by: 2008 is calling at March 17, 2024 10:55 PM (iNp3L)
Arkansas?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2024 11:07 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2024 11:07 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 17, 2024 11:08 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: BillyD at March 17, 2024 11:08 PM (F6Xpw)
Ppl are finally safe again
Why do i suspect you'd find those missing 50 murderers are all here now and on welfare?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2024 11:06 PM (ibTVg)
...and a stack of 'Get Out of Jail FREE' cards
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at March 17, 2024 11:09 PM (sJHOI)
BREAKING:
The Indian Navy has freed the 17 sailors kidnapped on the M/V Ruen.
The sailors of the INS Kolkata also arrested all 35 Somali pirates.
Well done India! Protecting international maritime trade in the Indian Ocean and the Red Sea yet again.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 11:09 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Hardly Seems Fair at March 17, 2024 11:09 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2024 11:06 PM (NxC5+)
Removing them from society. God knows what will happen when Bukele loses his presidency or some court decides to let them all out.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2024 11:09 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2024 10:59 PM (9yWhg)
You didn't expect me to waste the good likker on it, did you?
Posted by: Bulgy's Mom at March 17, 2024 11:09 PM (0eaVi)
People ask her, Who is this dude? And she just says, He's my brother.
One of those things.
The test is, if we ask each other for something we know it has to be important, and then we step up. We're the person you call when you really need it.
Posted by: LenNeal at March 17, 2024 11:10 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2024 11:11 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Hardly Seems Fair'
LenNeal's Cat Hissy Fit says, 'Where do you live?'
As Hissy Fit LOVES snakes and loves to kill them.
Posted by: LenNeal at March 17, 2024 11:12 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: How Dare You! at March 17, 2024 11:12 PM (V5BDR)
Right now she is at home getting hammered with her husband.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 17, 2024 11:12 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: Bulgy's Mom at March 17, 2024 11:12 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2024 11:12 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: LenNeal
I thought you said that was an 'EW'.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2024 11:13 PM (WXNFJ)
Hope you saw my sincere addendum about the excellent ONT.
Old, busted, "OH is a state full of squishy Republicans."
New hotness, "OH used to be a state full of squishy Republicans."
Tagline for an imaginary chainsaw movie: "The Tea Party. It was only a warning."
Posted by: mnw at March 17, 2024 11:13 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Hardly Seems Fair at March 17, 2024 11:13 PM (V5BDR)
She was super happy, it was her entertainment.
The Wife (married at the time) shrieked bloody murder.
Then Hissy Fit crunched the head and howled in disappointment because it was dead.
Posted by: LenNeal at March 17, 2024 11:14 PM (9yXr+)
I wonder if they will all get brown shirts to wear?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2024 10:11 PM (W/lyH)
Green, probably, but with the same general purpose.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 17, 2024 11:15 PM (llON8)
The Cleveland Mistakes.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
The Cleveland Firewaters
It honors both the proud history of the Cuyahoga River catching fire and the proud history of traders plying Native Americans with their seemingly favorite comestible.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 17, 2024 11:15 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 17, 2024 11:15 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: LenNeal at March 17, 2024 11:16 PM (9yXr+)
Where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
As she wheeled her wheel-barrow
Through the streets broad and narrow
Crying, “Cockles and mussels, alive, alive, oh!”...
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2024 11:18 PM (V13WU)
You are free to host 5 nights a week
And twice on Saturday.
Contact me at my email addy and I'll get you the keys for the hamstermobile.
Looking forward to your super-duper intellect.
I'm sorry I let you down, again.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
+++
Now just hold on a minute to those keys- the singular “they” has a long history of use in our language, back to the mid to late 1300s. This is well before the trans community started with their crapola. Also, while grammatically singular, the antecedent is plural, or a group . You are just fine, MisHum. Plus I got to use antecedent. 😀
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2024 11:18 PM (ZdaMQ)
I wonder if they will all get brown shirts to wear?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 17, 2024 10:11 PM (W/lyH)
Green, probably, but with the same general purpose.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Oh! With some sort of spiffy arm band with a stylized cross to show they'll "cross out" climate change!
Posted by: Some Rat at March 17, 2024 11:18 PM (vJiyU)
https://youtu.be/Yp8vA07JPGY
Posted by: lost in space at March 17, 2024 11:06 PM
The Babe. We were a great country. Once upon a time.
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2024 11:18 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 17, 2024 11:06 PM (QXQ4l)
Fat Phobe!
Posted by: Ahia Reps at March 17, 2024 11:19 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Tonypete'
Vulgar, but I'll let that go.
Posted by: LenNeal
How's this: you ever say something like that to me in physical reality across a table, I won't let it go.
That said, I'm out for the time being.
Posted by: LenNeal at March 17, 2024 11:20 PM (9yXr+)
https://youtu.be/Gnhnks1rt9Y?si=6FAaBI8yZYM8Un5M
Official team song!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2024 11:20 PM (sAmhv)
*Clark Hunt (Chefs ((not a typo)); others.
Posted by: mnw at March 17, 2024 11:21 PM (NLIak)
No mention of the net income of about $200m on sales of $44b, compared to income in the billions on sales of $56b the previous year.
$12b LESS in sales? Why?
Barely a profit? Why?
LOL
Still looking through it, but looks like a deteriorating global economy, and income reduced because of impairment charges.
Still, the DEI bullshit was breathtakingly cringey.
Sigh.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2024 11:22 PM (ufFY8)
We're not worthy
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at March 17, 2024 11:23 PM (Z3n5G)
-
For an embarrassingly long time I thought that word was wheel-barrel.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 17, 2024 11:24 PM (FVME7)
"Flatbed Annie & Sweetiepie: Lady Truckers", starring Annie Potts and Kim Darby, and "Willa" starring Deborah Raffin. So if you like somewhat attractive ladies double-clutching and triumphing over adversity and misogyny, this double feature could be right in your lane.
Who knew there were two lady trucker movies? And from the same year?
Posted by: Me and Old CB at March 17, 2024 11:24 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 17, 2024 11:24 PM (FVME7)
lol, must be the brogue
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2024 11:25 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2024 11:25 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Willie Brown at March 17, 2024 11:25 PM (0Htd1)
(I kid, I kid. Please don’t ban me.)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2024 11:25 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Me and Old CB at March 17, 2024 11:24 PM (V5BDR)
Yeah, imagine that.
Posted by: Unoriginal Hollywood at March 17, 2024 11:26 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2024 11:26 PM (V13WU)
Climate-change deniers can be readily visually identified due to certain shared physiognomonic characteristics.
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 11:27 PM (mLdmv)
I don't know what a "Dow report" is, exactly. Your year end 1099 perhaps?
Anyway, I suggest you Bud Light whoever is sending you that garbage.
Posted by: mnw at March 17, 2024 11:28 PM (NLIak)
Climate-change deniers can be readily visually identified due to certain shared physiognomonic characteristics.
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 11:27 PM
And here I was proud of “antecedent”.
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2024 11:28 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus'
Yours too? I was well into being an adult before I knew you could remove splinters with tweezers and not dig them out with a sewing needle heated with a match.
Posted by: LenNeal
Tweezers are for rich people.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2024 11:29 PM (0Htd1)
https://youtu.be/uXs3vJt129M
Posted by: lost in space at March 17, 2024 11:30 PM (ojpVA)
Posted by: LenNeal
--
If I am ever declared Emperor, I will make leaving shopping carts in parking spots a capital crime.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 17, 2024 11:30 PM (DpEcY)
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2024 11:32 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Some Rat at March 17, 2024 11:32 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2024 11:33 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: nerdygirl
You don't use the good equipment on family, those are for guests.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 17, 2024 11:34 PM (vJiyU)
There is all sorts of interesting stuff that happens in this time period for kids that science doesn't know yet even if tradition does - I remember one study that found that girls without a close male relative in the house go through puberty earlier.
Posted by: 18-1
1) That's the Westermarck Effect.
B) I don't know what that effect is called, but it makes sense if you think about a primitive hunter-gatherer society. If a girl has no father or brothers in her household, it's likely that they were killed (hunting, war) and the tribe will need some replacement males ASAP. So the girls whose pheromone receptors kicked them into puberty early when there were no stinky men around were the ones whose tribes survived.
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2024 11:34 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2024 11:34 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17
The record has been noted.
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2024 11:35 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 17, 2024 11:24 PM (FVME7)
lol, must be the brogue
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2024 11:25 PM
'James Louis! You get away from that wheelbarrel! You don't know nothin' bout no machinerys!'
-Brother Dave Gardner
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2024 11:37 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Curse You, Sam the Butcher! at March 17, 2024 11:38 PM (V5BDR)
But this one is short and sweet and was not edited by Gorlock. In other videos Gorlock complains there are not masculine men to date.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gysngtkI-GU
Posted by: lost in space at March 17, 2024 11:38 PM (ojpVA)
My parents were sure they were gonna have a boy and had Robert picked out for his name. My sister was born and became Bobby.
The 2nd child was then going to be robert. But she was a girl as well, so.... Robyn.
Then I came around, but they decided not to do a 3rd variant on Robert, so I've got a completely different name.
Posted by: pkudude99 at March 17, 2024 11:39 PM (uTK3X)
Posted by: Drunken Donkey at March 17, 2024 11:40 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 11:41 PM (mLdmv)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2024 11:42 PM (9yWhg)
Dow Chemical annual report.
I own some shares.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2024 11:45 PM (ufFY8)
I'm sorry I let you down, again.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
aww, now I feel bad if I provoked the misanthrope in our fine hard-working ONT maestro. And I tried to make my comment all humorous and tongue-in-cheeky and stuff.
😧
My inner Junior High schoolmarm just blurts out now and then. A misplaced apostrophe is like bottoming out on a too-high speed bump. It's a curse of being trained in the long-past age of actual anglish ejjimications.
Posted by: mindful webworker - on my own at March 17, 2024 11:46 PM (8NNF8)
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 11:47 PM (mLdmv)
Posted by: mnw at March 17, 2024 11:48 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2024 11:48 PM (9yWhg)
— Pat
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2024 11:49 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: ZOD at March 17, 2024 11:49 PM (mLdmv)
Dow Chemical annual report.
I own some shares.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
Well, that explains the woke stuff. They're still doing penance for napalm.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2024 11:49 PM (0Htd1)
Her virginal virtues weren't hid to me
I can scarcely describe what she did to me
In Garyone's Fair Garden
For we were all alone, and
I gave her such a bonin'
I may spend my life atoning for
Whatever poor Garry was Owen' for.
--L. van Beethoven, Irish Air
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 17, 2024 11:50 PM (zdLoL)
https://youtu.be/uXs3vJt129M
Posted by: lost in space at March 17, 2024 11:30 PM
Feral hogs. Red and yellow, black and white. Oh! The diversity. Bacon, ham, porkchops, sausage!
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2024 11:51 PM (NxC5+)
Annual reports can be found on the Edgar.gov website. Share owners generally get reports mailed to them, along with a proxy ballot for the annual shareholders meeting. (Springtime is the season for shareholder meetings at most companies.)
Form 10-k is the annual report.
There is less bullshit in the official forms, but they can be very dry.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 17, 2024 11:53 PM (ufFY8)
https://tinyurl.com/5n9xfecs
Has anyone reported Stacey Abrams missing?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2024 11:54 PM (0eaVi)
A sunbeam to warm you
Good luck to charm you
And a sheltering angel
So nothing can harm you.
Laughter to cheer you
Faithful friends near you
And whenever you pray,
Heaven to hear you
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2024 11:54 PM (4PLHt)
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2024 11:54 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: mnw at March 17, 2024 11:55 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 17, 2024 11:55 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2024 11:59 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 17, 2024 11:59 PM (ie9Cr)
https://youtu.be/uXs3vJt129M
Posted by: lost in space
Feral hogs. Are the good eatin'? I've had wild boar before. It was tasty. That's a pig, right? Why not harvest those feral hogs. The other white meat! I live in suburbia outside of Babylon DC so I may miss something that is difficult about culling Feral Hogs. I've heard its easier said than done.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 18, 2024 12:00 AM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 18, 2024 12:01 AM (9yWhg)
I didn't take much chemistry, but most of it is derived from ethylene.
The massive drop in net income seems scary, but a $1b+ impairment charges does not necessarily equate to a 1b+ drop in cash flow, just a realization of valuation of some assets to a more accurate value.
The drop in sales is a little more concerning.
Thanks, Biden.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 18, 2024 12:02 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: mikeski at March 17, 2024 11:34 PM (DgGvY)
except it works for rats, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 18, 2024 12:03 AM (D7oie)
In the end... The Swing supported no less than 9 screaming kids and 2 adults at a time for the next 3 years
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 18, 2024 12:03 AM (TDvv2)
-----------------
Ha! The Chinks guard their proprietary. Said they would shut it down before they would sell.
Posted by: braenyard at March 18, 2024 12:03 AM (zAwg5)
Too tired to make the joke about sterilizing your finger with the match. Surprised no one hadn't already.
Guess I'll check out before I get in any more trouble.
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - th- th- th- that's all, folks at March 18, 2024 12:03 AM (8NNF8)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 18, 2024 12:00 AM (sAmhv)
No longer feral by you..Federal Hogs is what they have morphed into
Posted by: a dude in MI at March 18, 2024 12:04 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 17, 2024 11:12 PM (CecP5)
Ball peen or sledge?
(Hoping for sledge.)
Posted by: RickZ at March 18, 2024 12:05 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2024 10:47 PM (ZdaMQ)
Do you know that? Why not? Do they shoot them? Because they should, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 12:09 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: braenyard at March 18, 2024 12:10 AM (zAwg5)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Farmed pork is unlikely to carry trichinosis roundworms. I doubt any professional-scale meat-packaging company, or their insurers, would take the risk of selling wild hogs at scale.
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2024 12:10 AM (DgGvY)
Replace the wood and screen with re-rod and chain link, and you've had had a schwenker-grill that could cook 9 kids and two adults at a time.
Posted by: ZOD at March 18, 2024 12:12 AM (mLdmv)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 18, 2024 12:13 AM (sAmhv)
Good hot fire will take care of the trichinosis and round worms,
Posted by: braenyard at March 18, 2024 12:14 AM (zAwg5)
Posted by: braenyard at March 18, 2024 12:10 AM (zAwg5)
If everybody's gone and nobody's here, what are we doing? Posting sonnets to the unread ether?
"Fourscore and 7 MisHum ONTs ago . . ."
Posted by: RickZ at March 18, 2024 12:14 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 18, 2024 12:15 AM (V8he0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfz9O_mSY1U
Posted by: John Drake at March 18, 2024 12:19 AM (YlVKd)
Any pig you can kill...cool down...dress and cleanly (Butcher) and then prep appropriately for cooking..be it smoking or over live fire...
good pig
yum yum...eat ya some.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 18, 2024 12:19 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2024 12:20 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2024 12:20 AM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2024 12:21 AM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Eromero at March 17, 2024 11:06 PM (NxC5+)
Have you seen those goons that Bukele has imprisoned? They have literally made themselves into Orcs. Gross, disgusting, and crude tattoos all over their faces, necks, and the rest of their bodies. They could not reform if they wanted to. They can never be released. Those warehoused Orcs will eventually become a serious hazard. I think they will have to foment a prison riot, and then send the Army in to put it down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 12:22 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 18, 2024 12:22 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2024 12:22 AM (DCNcI)
I suppose the amount of damage one hog will do in its lifetime makes the economics work.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 18, 2024 12:25 AM (J3VZx)
Posted by: mikeski
except it works for rats, too.
Posted by: Kindltot
I don't know that that's an exception, other than rats don't fight many wars. If there aren't any closely-related males around, it's useful for any female animal to get to child-bearing age more quickly, because something must be killing them off.
The obvious exceptions would be
1) Non-social animals with small broods raised only by their mothers, like bears, and
B) modern First-World human society, where small families (no brothers for the girl children), and divorce or out-of-wedlock childbearing (no dad either) are common. But a half-dozen generations of living like that isn't going to change our genetic makeup.
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2024 12:26 AM (DgGvY)
That black lady can’t win in her community due to the ‘crab bucket effect’. I’d vote for her, you’d vote for her, most of us here would vote for her. Her neighbors? Not so much.
Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2024 12:27 AM (NxC5+)
Ya pay the price.
Posted by: Nightwatch
I suppose serving pork tartare is right out?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 18, 2024 12:28 AM (J3VZx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2024 12:32 AM (DCNcI)
Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2024 12:32 AM (NxC5+)
And after I read it again, (B) is just modern human society's version of (1).
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2024 12:32 AM (DgGvY)
I'll have to look that one up. I don't know that hymn.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2024 12:34 AM (DCNcI)
Those warehoused Orcs will eventually become a serious hazard. I think they will have to foment a prison riot, and then send the Army in to put it down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Hope that MS-13 doesn't pull a Haiti and let them loose.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2024 12:34 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2024 12:34 AM (NxC5+)
she still named one of her girls Robert, then went ahead and called her other two daughters Larobert and Sharobert.
============
Did I ever tell you about Mrs. McCave?
She had 23 sons and she named them all "Dave."
--Dr. Seuss, but now real-life nonsense
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at March 18, 2024 12:35 AM (n7rxJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmJSrVNKnr0
Posted by: John Drake at March 18, 2024 12:37 AM (YlVKd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2024 12:37 AM (DCNcI)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
You can serve it, but I think I'll respectfully decline that course.
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2024 12:39 AM (DgGvY)
I will not hate on you most venerable poster...but I'm pausing to tell you about the epic tree fort I built.
I was 30 back then and full of VIM & VIGOR making babies.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 18, 2024 12:40 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
I don't get it.
Posted by: George Foreman at March 18, 2024 12:41 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2024 12:41 AM (NxC5+)
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2024 12:39 AM (DgGvY)
C'mon. Just pour a little gravy on your pork sushi and you're good to go.
Posted by: RickZ at March 18, 2024 12:42 AM (emlEe)
I suppose the amount of damage one hog will do in its lifetime makes the economics work.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 18, 2024 12:25 AM (J3VZx)
I think he's mainly paying for the fun of shooting a minfgun at anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2024 12:43 AM (S6gqv)
I haven't been visiting much....crazy stuff going on🤪!
Miss y'all though...love you guys!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 18, 2024 12:44 AM (h8/UD)
Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2024 12:45 AM (NxC5+)
Or just drop a case each of meth and Buck knives in the yard and "let the situation develop."
Posted by: ZOD at March 18, 2024 12:47 AM (mLdmv)
Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2024 12:48 AM (NxC5+)
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2024 12:10 AM (DgGvY)
Pick 'em up with scoops, grind fine, cook it well, and sell it as mink feed. Keep it out of the human (and pet) food chain.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 12:48 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: lost in space at March 18, 2024 12:51 AM (ojpVA)
Generations passed down as to the "Process".
With regards to the actual cooking process...
Seasoned wood burning "Low & Slow" over many hours under the pig with careful tending by the "Pit Masters" and a "Mop" of liquid seasonings at just the right time. The pig "Flipped" over to obtain "Cracklings with the fire underneath.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 18, 2024 12:52 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 18, 2024 12:53 AM (LjgPm)
"She should be thankful for those huge drums."
https://youtu.be/L9BpQ05Kt_k
Posted by: lost in space at March 18, 2024 12:56 AM (ojpVA)
Posted by: lost in space at March 18, 2024 12:51 AM (ojpVA)
Good stuff. Try this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSSUv_hplhc&rco=1
Posted by: ZOD at March 18, 2024 12:57 AM (mLdmv)
Posted by: Feral Wine Moms at March 18, 2024 01:00 AM (V8he0)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 18, 2024 01:00 AM (h8/UD)
Posted by: lost in space at March 18, 2024 01:02 AM (ojpVA)
Two Irishmen walk past a pub.
Posted by: Beartooth
And?
Posted by: lost in space at March 18, 2024 01:05 AM (ojpVA)
I'd bet my life on that.
Only a matter of time, and not even a very long time, before "the conscience of the whole world" comes down HARD on Bukele.
The World Court; Amnesty International; Human Rights Watch; and of course the UN. Many others.
Posted by: mnw at March 18, 2024 01:07 AM (NLIak)
The World Court; Amnesty International; Human Rights Watch; and of course the UN. Many others.
Posted by: mnw at March 18, 2024 01:07 AM (NLIak)
That is why he has to dispose of them first. Maybe he could ship them all to Haiti.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 01:09 AM (tkR6S)
Good Night.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 18, 2024 01:11 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: mnw at March 18, 2024 01:12 AM (NLIak)
-
Sharobert, Sharobert
Ya da da da da da
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 17, 2024 10:30 PM (FVME7)
Sha-robert, La-robert
sha la la la la
Posted by: m at March 18, 2024 01:17 AM (o3SCB)
SOOO helpful! So practical. So real world. /s
Posted by: mnw at March 18, 2024 01:12 AM (NLIak)
You got a spare bedroom to take one in?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 01:17 AM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Film critic at March 18, 2024 01:21 AM (3/XaG)
Well shit, I just learned that we're gonna get a area code overlay by August 2024 here. 821 will be the new overlay area code over 864. That means 7 digit dialing within will no longer be possible, and everything will be 10 digits.
This pisses me off.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 01:30 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Feral Wine Moms at March 18, 2024 01:00 AM (V8he0)
That's why we love you liberal white women!
Posted by: Dirka Dirka, Mohammed Jihad at March 18, 2024 01:30 AM (emlEe)
You Seamus all.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 17, 2024 10:55 PM (dZVON)
; )
☘️
Posted by: m at March 18, 2024 01:31 AM (o3SCB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 01:09 AM (tkR6S)
Great. So the Clintons get the graft as middlemen? Just let 'em come up through Mexico into the US the old fashioned way and not by way of Haiti.
Posted by: RickZ at March 18, 2024 01:33 AM (emlEe)
You Seamus all.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310
--------
O'Reilly??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 17, 2024 11:00 PM (2yu8s)
; )
☘️
Posted by: m at March 18, 2024 01:34 AM (o3SCB)
This pisses me off. Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 01:30 AM (w6EFb)
1980s. San Antonio & Austin used to SHARE the 512 Area Code.
Then, San Antonio was re-designated "210".
Now? Who the hell knows?
Houston has 713, 281, 832 and towards Galveston & points East (Beaumont), 409. And surely, I'm missing codes for Brazoria and Ft. Bend Counties.
*pours umpteenth bourbon* I'm well into ONT drinkings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2024 01:52 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 18, 2024 01:53 AM (Sgq8y)
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Posted by: Ciampino - sleep, sleep, wonderful sleep - soon at March 18, 2024 01:54 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 18, 2024 01:53 AM (Sgq8y)
blanket fairy!
Posted by: m at March 18, 2024 01:54 AM (o3SCB)
Two Irishmen walk past a pub.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 18, 2024 12:53 AM (LjgPm)
----
Well they were already blind drunk.
Posted by: Ciampino - alcoholic sleep at March 18, 2024 01:59 AM (qfLjt)
Two Irishmen walk past a pub.
Posted by: Beartooth
Pádraig~!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 18, 2024 02:00 AM (IG4Id)
https://mol.im/a/13207861
They'll do that to Donald Trump in the future.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #01 at March 18, 2024 02:01 AM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/4frs55dr
Too bad.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #01 at March 18, 2024 02:04 AM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/4frs55dr
Too bad.
Posted by: Ciampino - Sun Update #01 at March 18, 2024 02:04 AM (qfLjt)
This is the Colored, vs Black, vs African American crap... we'll change terms so we can be offended.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 18, 2024 02:09 AM (xaFKb)
I was reading about this. They used to do area code splitting. They'd divide a given area code nearing exhaustion (or where it was projected to be exhausted soon) into two (or more sub areas).
SC here used to be 803 statewide. Then they split us off in '95 to 864. Then split the low country off (Charleston and surrounding) a few years later.
Then they started doing "overlays", and now that is the exclusive method, no more splitting.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 02:10 AM (w6EFb)
Now, 7 digits dialing within an area code, even if an overlay was done, could still work fine. You'd just get the 7 digits inside that area code.
But the FCC in its wisdom decided this was "unfair". If you had to dial 10 digits for some local calls (in the new overlay), then to be fair, everyone should have to use 10 digits.
It wasn't so much fairness for customers, but fairness for the carriers. Any new numbers would "competitively disadvantage" that carrier against the old numbers which would still be 7 digits.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 02:13 AM (w6EFb)
10 digits are expected to be exhausted some time after 2050. While 10 digits is 10 billion, the rules that restrict what numbers can be used where limit that to 6.4 billion.
So, they are working on expanding phone numbers to 12 digits, about 1 trillion. There are different ideas about how to do this. They are working on it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 02:16 AM (w6EFb)
The Irish Space Program:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfz9O_mSY1U
The Irish Olympics:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmJSrVNKnr0
and, lastly, The Irish Noughts snd Crosses Championships:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd-oFPJl_v0
Give them a watch and remember how the ONT really used to be a fun and funny place.
Posted by: John Drake at March 18, 2024 02:24 AM (YlVKd)
PERVOSEXUAL.
And I do think that will cover the ENTIRE spectrum of "other than normal male/female intertwinements and relationships?"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2024 02:25 AM (e6UQI)
Jim
I called Bubba over at lot 261 and he said probably $20 and no need to spend gas money going into town.
Posted by: Miklos at Trailer Acres at March 18, 2024 02:47 AM (v+0wn)
So, they are working on expanding phone numbers to 12 digits, about 1 trillion. There are different ideas about how to do this. They are working on it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
So are we
Posted by: "Greg" at the Bangalore Call Centre of Excellence at March 18, 2024 02:48 AM (v+0wn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I had 10 digits before the Rotary Saw and Whiskey Incident.
Posted by: Miklos rarely wers shoes or socks so he can count more easier at March 18, 2024 02:51 AM (v+0wn)
Posted by: Romeo13
As President, I will import African Bishops, bigly.
Posted by: Miklos2025! at March 18, 2024 02:52 AM (v+0wn)
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Posted by: Ciampino - sleep
We need Common Sense Amish Control.
Posted by: Miklos on extended Rumspringa at March 18, 2024 02:54 AM (v+0wn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
There are at least two ways to think about that.
Posted by: Miklos is thinking non-binarilly, as Required at March 18, 2024 02:57 AM (v+0wn)
"Colored people" is bad. "People(s) of Color" is good.
This makes no sense. There is no logic to this at all. It's just subjective feelings. Law cannot be based on the latter. It just don't work.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 02:58 AM (w6EFb)
https://tinyurl.com/4frs55dr
Too bad.
Posted by: Ciampino
Buncha Homos
Posted by: Miklos recalls the Good Old Days when "homo" had one meaning at March 18, 2024 02:58 AM (v+0wn)
This makes no sense. There is no logic to this at all. It's just subjective feelings. Law cannot be based on the latter. It just don't work.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
SAMMY DAVIS JR. FOR SUPREME COURT
Posted by: Order in the Courtroom, here come the Judge at March 18, 2024 03:00 AM (v+0wn)
Here come da judge.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 03:03 AM (w6EFb)
That was Flip Wilson, the coming judge. Shit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 03:04 AM (w6EFb)
Nope, it was Sammy what first did the Here Come da Judge. Flip just appropriated it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 03:05 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
I thought so too, but checked my own "facts".
Posted by: Miklos in a Geraldine wig, explaining who made me do it at March 18, 2024 03:07 AM (v+0wn)
Nope, it wasn't Sammy or Flip who originated Here Come Da Judge.
It was Dewey "Pigmeat" Markham. According to the Internets, he was the originator. Sammy/Laugh-In just appropriated it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 03:09 AM (w6EFb)
The flame treatment decals made it go faster, don't'cha know!?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2024 03:11 AM (e6UQI)
Hmmph. Here's one that will blow your mind.
Dewey "Pigmeat" Markham was a Persyn of Color. Yet, as part of his act, he wore blackface makeup (with huge white painted lips).
An African-American wearing blackface. That doesn't compute.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 03:12 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 03:09 AM (w6EFb)
If I remember right, it was Pigmeat Markham who did the "judge" schtick on laugh-In.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 03:12 AM (tkR6S)
Pigmeat doing a bit of Here come da judge on the Tonight Show, '68:
https://tinyurl.com/ybd95qz4
He was rapping, you might say....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 03:16 AM (w6EFb)
Sammy doing the Here Come Da Judge bits on Laugh-In:
https://tinyurl.com/2bg34yy4
Them was the good ol' days....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 03:18 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 03:09 AM (w6EFb)
If I remember right, it was Pigmeat Markham who did the "judge" schtick on laugh-In.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024
***
Morning, insomaniacals,
Markham might have originated the bit, but it was Sammy who did it on Laugh-In. Not only do I remember it well -- my classmates were all still howling about it on Tuesday morning -- but I got to see it again on the Decades Channel when they were running the show from the start during the Sniffle Scare.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2024 03:20 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Ain't seen the Zulu at Mardi Gras, brutha?
Posted by: Miklos has, and black people wearing blackface is a trademark at March 18, 2024 03:22 AM (v+0wn)
He might have been the inspiration for Gene Gene the Dancing Machine on the Gong Show
Posted by: Miklos and the lovely and talented Jaye P. Morgan at March 18, 2024 03:25 AM (v+0wn)
Two Irishmen walk past a pub.
Posted by: Beartooth
Heh.
My favourite Irish joke:
How do you confuse an Irishman?
Lean two shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick!
Greatings morons from your man in Hong Kong and happy post St. Pattty's day. The Redux clan is Irish on me mum's side - so much whiskey, Guinness and a shepherd's pie consumed yesterday, after appropriate prayers at mass in the AM.
Pax Ex
Posted by: Publius Redux at March 18, 2024 03:26 AM (rY8O7)
Pigmeat musta been a black white supremacist.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 03:29 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2024 03:20 AM (omVj0)
I am pretty sure that Pigmeat himself appeared on Laugh-In, and did his judge rap. I was watching the show with my folks, and he came on, and my father said, "That's Pigmeat Markham!" He was well-known to my parent's generation, as indeed was Sammy Davis Junior. And they are nowhere near look-alikes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024 03:30 AM (tkR6S)
Okay, it's nowhere near *that* bad. A pleasant 64 F. outdoors, humidity down a fraction, but a noticeable north wind. Time (in a little while, after coffee) for me to change, stretch, and work out.
Yesterday's rain, from seven a.m. until around two p.m., rinsed the yellow dust off my car and everything else, so there's that.
Work today: I'll probably be pitted against The Next Year's Budget as it resists being put to bed. The last time for me, I hope.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2024 03:32 AM (omVj0)
I'm reading on the Internets that Laugh-In did indeed have Pigmeat on at least once to do that bit. I guess it's the least they could do.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 03:33 AM (w6EFb)
The word "colored" being the first word puts the emphasis on that word implying a second class "person". The other way around puts the emphasis on the word "person" before the color, or so I've seen it explained.
Posted by: Outside of Life at March 18, 2024 03:35 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2024
***
Markham might have done it later on the show. I recall seeing one of his record albums for sale at my local drugstore around that time, '68 to '69, as well as an album by someone called "Aretha Franklin."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2024 03:36 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 03:36 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 03:40 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2024 03:41 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: RickZ at March 18, 2024 03:46 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2024 03:48 AM (omVj0)
Sammy's glass eye just made that "Da Judge" routine.
Fun fact: Sammy lost his left eye on Route 66.
I wonder if he and Peter Falk did anything together. That would've been a hoot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 03:48 AM (w6EFb)
Which sounds exactly like Laugh-In.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2024 03:52 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 03:52 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2024 03:53 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: RickZ at March 18, 2024 03:56 AM (emlEe)
"One gag had a man and his wife arguing continually in a box seat overlooking the stage. After a particularly violent round of insults, they wrestled to the floor and he would pop up and throw his wife (a mannequin) into the downstairs aisle.
". . . an 'escape artist' would be locked into a strait-jacket and promise to escape in seconds. The man, still in the strait-jacket, would appear at odd moments in the show and when the show was over he'd be rolling around the floor in the lobby, still in the strait-jacket."
Sounds familiar . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2024 03:57 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Romeo13
As President, I will import African Bishops, bigly.
Posted by: Miklos2025!
No Africans. Too Christian.
Posted by: Church of England at March 18, 2024 03:58 AM (sAmhv)
Sammy and Peter Falk seeing eye to eye:
https://tinyurl.com/22zx54fs
Peter Falk was missing his right eye. Sammy his left. So, when facing each other, it was truly eye to eye.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 03:59 AM (w6EFb)
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The Mistake On The Lake!
And their SportsBall Team.
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The Cleveland Red Guards.
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