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House Looks to Stop "Bidenbucks" Plot to Use Federal Money to Sign Up Democrat Voters; The Feds Go Into Prisons to Sign Illegal Alien Convicts to Vote

There will be cheating like never before in the history of any "civilized" western country.


House Republicans are demanding the Department of Education forfeit information and records related to its use of taxpayer dollars to conduct partisan get-out-the-vote efforts that benefit Democrats, The Federalist has learned.

In their Tuesday letter to Education Secretary Miguel Cardona, senior Republicans on the House Administration Committee and the Education and Workforce Committee pressed the Biden appointee over the agency's use of Federal Work-Study (FWS) funds -- which are used to provide part-time campus jobs to help students with tuition costs -- to "support the Biden Administration's campaign efforts during the 2024 election cycle."

...

As The Federalist's M.D. Kittle recently reported, the Education Department issued a memo on Feb. 26, "as a follow-up to a 2022 'Dear Colleague' letter, clarifying that Federal Work-Study (FWS) funds may be used to support 'broad-based get-out-the-vote activities, voter registration, providing voter assistance at a polling place or through a voter hotline, or serving as a poll worker.'" The agency also released a "toolkit" that includes guidelines for universities on how to increase voter registration and turnout on their campuses.

The recently announced policy is a shift from the agency's 2022 guidance, which explicitly stated that public universities are prohibited from using FWS funds "for work involving partisan or nonpartisan political activity, including party-affiliated voter registration activities." It's worth mentioning that college-age voters (aged 18-29) broke for Democrat candidates over Republican ones by a nearly 2-to-1 margin in the 2022 midterms.


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The new policy comes as part of the agency's attempt to comply with Executive Order 14019, an overreaching directive signed by Biden in March 2021 that instructed hundreds of federal agencies to interfere in the electoral process by using U.S. taxpayer money to boost voter registration and get-out-the-vote activities. More specifically, federal departments were told to collaborate with so-called "nonpartisan third-party organizations" that have been "approved" by the administration to supply "voter registration services on agency premises."

Meanwhile, the Mississippi Secretary of State say that federal agents are rolling into state prisons to sign up convicts to vote.

And not just convicts -- illegal alien convicts.

Mississippi Secretary of State, Michael Watson, claims the Department of Justice is encouraging illegal immigrants and incarcerated felons to register to vote, violating election integrity. Watson's allegations center on the DOJ's actions following a Biden executive order aimed at expanding voting access.

...

Michael Watson, Mississippi's Republican Secretary of State, has launched a significant challenge against the Department of Justice (DOJ), asserting that federal efforts to expand voting access are improperly enrolling illegal immigrants and incarcerated felons as voters. This accusation comes in the wake of actions taken to comply with President Biden's Executive Order 14019, which was introduced as a measure to counter racial discrimination in voting access.

Watson's concerns, detailed in a letter to Attorney General Merrick Garland, allege that the DOJ, under the guise of enhancing electoral participation, is effectively subverting Mississippi's electoral integrity. According to Watson, the U.S. Marshals Service is amending agreements with correctional facilities to introduce voter registration and mail-in voting facilitation for inmates, a move Watson deems fraught with risks of registering ineligible voters.

That's the same executive order that was noted in the first article.

Note that Biden is doing this everywhere -- it's only Mississippi objecting to it, so far.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:00 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding what is best in life with Robert E. Howard at March 15, 2024 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

2 Only the people who count the votes count.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 15, 2024 01:02 PM (0phZb)

3 Jails are going to have 107% turnout.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 15, 2024 01:03 PM (Wg1x4)

4 Nobody dares stop them.

Not even supposed ex-military Badass Operators.

Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 01:03 PM (UnA8+)

5 BUT EMOLUMENTS

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 01:05 PM (7MsPf)

6 Oh, come on... the previous guy said we're going to vote our way out of this...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 15, 2024 01:05 PM (Q4IgG)

7 Hi-tech third world

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 15, 2024 01:06 PM (63Dwl)

8 Note that Biden is doing this everywhere -- it's only Mississippi objecting to it, so far.

———

Republican AGs are some of the laziest MFers on the planet.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 15, 2024 01:07 PM (k8kCE)

9 There will be cheating like never before in the history of any "civilized" western country.

I was assured that this could not happen because everything has been addressed.

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2024 01:09 PM (IFNME)

10 Only the people who count the votes count.
Posted by: AZ
------

Stalin said it first:

"It isn't who votes, it's who counts the votes"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 15, 2024 01:09 PM (XeU6L)

11

No matter what the GOP does, the scumbag Communists are for or twenty steps ahead.

Black outrreach means jackshit if the other side cheats.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at March 15, 2024 01:09 PM (et1vG)

12 Jails are going to have 107% turnout.

I can't wait to hear that just like the Big Blue Shitholes posting 100+% turn out rates there is no way to identify just how many eligible voters there are in prisons.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2024 01:10 PM (ibTVg)

13 Biden is sinking fast so the cheat will be epic this year.
In your face and brazen.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at March 15, 2024 01:10 PM (VMFAF)

14 Guard- What are you doing?
Convict- Looking at my ballot
Guard- You can't, it’a secret ballot.

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2024 01:10 PM (o2ZRX)

15 It's 43 degrees out with a fairly stiff northern breeze making it feel even colder.

It's not fair to live in a banana republic that doesn't have banana republic weather.

Posted by: Wally at March 15, 2024 01:10 PM (YOEP8)

16 What can we do?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 15, 2024 01:11 PM (d75om)

17 Mississippi Secretary of State, Michael Watson, claims the Department of Justice is encouraging illegal immigrants and incarcerated felons to register to vote, violating election integrity.

FBI SWAT team is going to be kicking this guy's door down in a dawn raid because he is questioning the integrity of the vote and threatening our precious democracy.

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2024 01:11 PM (IFNME)

18 Republican AGs are some of the laziest MFers on the planet.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 15, 2024 01:07 PM (k8kCE)

Bought

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 01:11 PM (7MsPf)

19 There will never be another legitimate national election, state and local to soon follow. USA 1.0 is dead. Oh, the corpse will still shamble about for a bit but no mistake, the country we all grew up in is gone.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 15, 2024 01:13 PM (PWI4f)

20 biden will get 110 million votes in November.

Bank on it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2024 01:13 PM (V65Dk)

21 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

22 I am going to vote SO hard this time!

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2024 01:15 PM (IFNME)

23 There will be cheating like never before in the history of any "civilized" western country.

==

and those 10-15 million who entered the country - all got govt ids and most likely voting cards

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2024 01:15 PM (V13WU)

24 What's more insane is the Republicans who think this won't be used to sweep them out of office.

I mean, how much of a whipped dog do you have to be?

I suspect a big chunk of them have been seduced by delusions they have or will accumulated generational wealth.
Which is pig-ignorant given the already staggeringly unconstitutional purely punitive fines levied against Trump. And then them soon enough.

E.g. John Bolton seriously thinks $10k is a lot of money, enough to justify abandoning stated principles.

And the rest think they'll just switch parties.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 15, 2024 01:15 PM (yikga)

25 Hi Ace

Too much news today.
Israel getting ready to go into Rafah telling Biden administration to FOAD.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 15, 2024 01:16 PM (t/2Uw)

26 Send $10 now to stop this!!

Posted by: GOP at March 15, 2024 01:16 PM (bWsRe)

27 There will be cheating like never before in the history of any "civilized" western country.
---
Well, they used nukes to stop Mr. Neutron.

Orangemadbad is so much worse.

Posted by: Sandy Burgler at March 15, 2024 01:17 PM (krQz2)

28 *biden is the perfect analogy for this country.

A broken shell. Juiced up on hopium and shambling around looking for a bright spot to sit down and fill out another useless ballot.

*It's been one of those days and I'm a bit torqued off at government in general*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 15, 2024 01:17 PM (Q4IgG)

29 Tyson Foods looking to hire 52,000 illegals in NY.

Totally not a replacement theory though.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 15, 2024 01:17 PM (2H6dp)

30 ...Nobody dares stop them.

Not even supposed ex-military Badass Operators.
Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 01:03 PM (UnA8+)



There are far too many targets, and the matter is made worse, in that nobody knows WHICH among them would be the primary(s), as in the Keystone or Lynchpin, so as to collapse the structure.

Plus, the redundancy factor. They'll quickly replace whomever might be targeted, with merely another minion.

And finally, the "circling torpedo" factor. Let one or three or however many "badass military operators" go Weapons Free on the Range (so to speak)... and the Idiotards will go the Full Monty on Martial Law, declare the 2A to be null and void, and all the etc.

Now, if a State Governor were to actually call up a Militia of all Able Bodied Men who are willing to serve to help defend a given state, both against the invasion of illegal foreigners, and the depredations of the Federal Leviathan, well, that's an entirely different matter.

That's when the Badass Military Operators could make one HELL of a DIFFERENCE.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2024 01:17 PM (e6UQI)

31 so old Joe will be reelected with 300,000,000 votes, then 8 years of Kamala- she'll probably get closer to 400,000,000 votes, just to be sure

Posted by: Don Black at March 15, 2024 01:17 PM (oCjPU)

32 Does anyone seriously expect the Republicans to come up with effective countermeasures? Really?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 01:18 PM (1bNHn)

33
"Votes."
That's cute.

Posted by: Dominion Systems at March 15, 2024 01:18 PM (dg+HA)

34 It was going to be Jaromir Jagr bobblehead night at the Pittsburgh Penguins game last night but the bobblehead shipment was stolen
The bobbleheads have been registered as Democrat voters.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 15, 2024 01:18 PM (6z9Vj)

35 The democrats have nothing but a vote buying scheme. Student loan forgiveness. Welfare. Every 'entitlement' there is.

Vote. Buying.

It's ALL illegal. But, nothing will EVER be done about it.

The Supreme Court said Biden couldn't do the student loan thing, so he DID IT AGAIN.

No one stopped him.......Explain to me how we're not severely and totally f*cked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

36 OT via ZeroHedge with a LibsofTikTok tweet.

WOW. A Chilean gang of thieves has been arrested for terrorizing a neighborhood in Baltimore County, MD by robbing their homes.

The individuals were reportedly carrying Chilean IDs and phones with search results for other "millionaire neighborhoods in various cities."


———-

Since millionaires overwhelmingly vote Democrat, I’m kinda Ok with it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 15, 2024 01:19 PM (k8kCE)

37 When the Dems are done, babies will have "voted" for Biden.

As Jesus said, "The harvest is great".

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 01:19 PM (krQz2)

38 There is just no way Trump will be allowed to win

whatever it takes, the Other Side will do it

it's going to be a very f***ed up year

Posted by: Don Black at March 15, 2024 01:20 PM (oCjPU)

39 There will be cheating like never before in the history of any "civilized" western country.

Election interference? yet Donald Trump will still be the only one held accountable.
What a bizarre timeline to live in.

Posted by: old chick at March 15, 2024 01:20 PM (sOete)

40 I'm still reeling from the friggin commie Judges "ruling" On Fani.. The hits keep on coming

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 01:20 PM (Akjoo)

41 The Supreme Court said Biden couldn't do the student loan thing, so he DID IT AGAIN.

No one stopped him.......Explain to me how we're not severely and totally f*cked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
---
Unfortunately Roberts commands no divisions.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 01:20 PM (krQz2)

42 WOW. A Chilean gang of thieves has been arrested for terrorizing a neighborhood in Baltimore County, MD by robbing their homes.

The individuals were reportedly carrying Chilean IDs and phones with search results for other "millionaire neighborhoods in various cities."

____

How many of those homes had "in this house we believe no human is illegal" signs? I'm betting a number greater than zero. So fuck them.

Posted by: GOP at March 15, 2024 01:20 PM (bWsRe)

43 Cheating?
Are you ready for president Newsom?

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2024 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

44 32 Does anyone seriously expect the Republicans to come up with effective countermeasures? Really?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 01:18 PM (1bNHn)

————

Weirdly I think Laura Bush will do a better job than the old crew just shitcanned at the RNC.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 15, 2024 01:20 PM (k8kCE)

45 As I said after The Steal: now that they've stolen power via a coup, they will burn down and/or kill any obstacle even harder to keep it -- and will not let it go.

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 15, 2024 01:20 PM (Ca1WK)

46 Send $10 now to stop this!!

Posted by: GOP at March 15, 2024 01:16 PM (bWsRe)



Act FAST to take advantage of the 1,000,000,000,000,000 x match!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

47 Israel getting ready to go into Rafah telling Biden administration to FOAD.

==

happy ramadan, mofos

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2024 01:21 PM (V13WU)

48 47 Israel getting ready to go into Rafah telling Biden administration to FOAD.

Some good news for a change

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 01:22 PM (Akjoo)

49 37 When the Dems are done, babies will have "voted" for Biden.

As Jesus said, "The harvest is great".
Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 01:19 PM (krQz2)
______
Wait until they decide every baby they abort is a vote for Biden. It's in the penumbra. Right next to Kennedy's Harlequin Marriage True Love clause.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 01:22 PM (1bNHn)

50 44 32 Does anyone seriously expect the Republicans to come up with effective countermeasures? Really?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 01:18 PM (1bNHn)

————

Weirdly I think Laura Bush will do a better job than the old crew just shitcanned at the RNC.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 15, 2024 01:20 PM (k8kCE)
______

Laura Bush? What story did I miss?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 01:23 PM (1bNHn)

51 Act FAST to take advantage of the 1,000,000,000,000,000 x match!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

Who does the matching exactly? I never understood how that works.

Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 01:23 PM (bWsRe)

52 ______
Wait until they decide every baby they abort is a vote for Biden. It's in the penumbra. Right next to Kennedy's Harlequin Marriage True Love clause.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 01:22 PM (1bNHn)




How do you know they haven't already been issuing 'birth' certificates at the time of abortion?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

53
During RamaLamaDingDong?

Posted by: That's Not Who We Are at March 15, 2024 01:23 PM (dg+HA)

54 I'm still reeling from the friggin commie Judges "ruling" On Fani.. The hits keep on coming
Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 01:20 PM (Akjoo)
---
Yeah, it's okay if a woman likely guilty of perjury and falsification of evidence prosecutes somebody for perjury and falsification of evidence, if she fires her love-toady who conspired to perjure and falsify evidence.

This is Clown America.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 01:23 PM (krQz2)

55 We just need better candidates.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 01:23 PM (7MsPf)

56 Laura Trump I believe, not Bush.
Or is it Lara?

Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 01:24 PM (bWsRe)

57 happy ramadan, mofos

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2024 01:21 PM (V13WU)



You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/f3gIid5pHlc

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

58





........................

Posted by: The GOP at March 15, 2024 01:24 PM (7MsPf)

59 Framey Willis

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 01:25 PM (krQz2)

60 35 The democrats have nothing but a vote buying scheme. Student loan forgiveness. Welfare. Every 'entitlement' there is.

Vote. Buying.

It's ALL illegal. But, nothing will EVER be done about it.

The Supreme Court said Biden couldn't do the student loan thing, so he DID IT AGAIN.

No one stopped him.......Explain to me how we're not severely and totally f*cked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
______
The Supremes merely said Brandon couldn't do it that time, nothing about doing it this time.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 01:25 PM (1bNHn)

61 "Weirdly I think Laura Bush will do a better job than the old crew just shitcanned at the RNC."

Looks like Laura just added Scott Pressler to their mix.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at March 15, 2024 01:25 PM (VMFAF)

62 >>The recently announced policy is a shift from the agency's 2022 guidance, which explicitly stated that public universities are prohibited from using FWS funds "for work involving partisan or nonpartisan political activity, including party-affiliated voter registration activities."


Year sure. The Commie universities know that if they violate the 'prohibition' the worst that will happen to the schools is nada, zip, zero, zed.

Posted by: Gref at March 15, 2024 01:26 PM (5fDan)

63 It's Lara. Lara Trump.

Wife of Eric Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

64 Oh look the judge in Fulton decided that Fani Willis was totally crooked in her approach to the Trump et al. RICO cases, but, hey, no problem, she can keep doing it.

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2024 01:26 PM (IFNME)

65 The democrats have nothing but a vote buying scheme.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
---
S'okay, I wasn't using it.

Posted by: Lofo at March 15, 2024 01:26 PM (krQz2)

66 I'll believe Trump has a chance to win when blue state politicians start saying their state should leave the union if Trump wins.

Until then, they know they have the steal locked in.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 15, 2024 01:26 PM (yikga)

67 The democrats have nothing but a vote buying scheme. Student loan forgiveness. Welfare. Every 'entitlement' there is.

Vote. Buying.
---------

When you buy something with someone else's money it's called Stealing

Posted by: The GOP at March 15, 2024 01:26 PM (7MsPf)

68 56 Laura Trump I believe, not Bush.
Or is it Lara?
Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 01:24 PM (bWsRe)

Lara

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 01:26 PM (Akjoo)

69 Interesting data: California may still be Demofascist in the end, but it is increasingly Republican leaning.

https://shorturl.at/giAT9

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 15, 2024 01:26 PM (fL81+)

70 ______
The Supremes merely said Brandon couldn't do it that time, nothing about doing it this time.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 01:25 PM (1bNHn)



Because as everyone knows, every SC decision handed down is a one and done.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

71 What can we do?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 15, 2024 01:11 PM (d75om)
.......

At this point? Kvetch.
Because I'm getting ready to retire to a different country.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2024 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

72 Go away smelly sock

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 01:27 PM (7MsPf)

73 srael getting ready to go into Rafah telling Biden administration to FOAD.

==

happy ramadan, mofos

Posted by: runner
==
The plan is to force them into the West to further bury us under this demographic avalanche.

Israel is as hostile to the US as the Palestinians.

Posted by: Cancun Vibes at March 15, 2024 01:27 PM (zQ+aL)

74 >>> And not just convicts -- illegal alien convicts.

I like it.

Accidentally not know that they aren't qualified to vote and sign them up anyway. Set them all for mail-in ballots. Accidentally send them multiple ballots. Accidentally overlook signature verifycation and checking those who vote so their name cannot be used to vote multiple times. Stuff the ballots into the ballot box before its legitimacy can be verified. Easy 100%+ voter turnout.

And the cherry on top -
Judge says despite appearances of irregularities 'spoiling' the election, redoing it would violate the civil rights of those who followed the rules.😆

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 15, 2024 01:28 PM (cOq4q)

75 As a resident of the Magnolia State, I can confirm that this isn't getting any local coverage, particularly in the Clarion Ledger, the state's premier newspaper. It may come down to the fact that state law expressly forbids felons from voting or holding public office, and that our voter ID requirements are pretty stringent, so the whole DOJ effort may be nothing more than grandstanding.

I'm not saying that the actions described above aren't taking place, or that the law governing voter eligibility might not be amended, but it would be a hard uphill slog to accomplish such a change, given the political make-up of our current state legislature.

Posted by: John Drake at March 15, 2024 01:28 PM (YlVKd)

76 What's a 'palestinian?'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

77 76 What's a 'palestinian?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

A terrorist

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 01:29 PM (Akjoo)

78 Do you keep your Biden bucks in a prison walllet?

Posted by: Taggart at March 15, 2024 01:29 PM (qZec5)

79 That judge who ruled in Fani's Favor just wants to keep his job

simple as that
facts or the law have nothing to do with it


no judge in any case can rule in favor of Trump and hope to keep their job

Posted by: Don Black at March 15, 2024 01:29 PM (oCjPU)

80
A terrorist
Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 01:29 PM (Akjoo)



"NOT ALL TERRORISTS ARE PALESTINIAN!!!!"


- - - - Toilet Water Blue Haired Guinnea

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

81 But the guy who did a Text Your Vote meme is in jail. Welcome to Soviet Amerika

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 01:29 PM (7MsPf)

82 The Supremes merely said Brandon couldn't do it that time, nothing about doing it this time.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 01:25 PM (1bNHn)
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That is the ticket.

Posted by: Tommy Flanagan Jr., Esq at March 15, 2024 01:30 PM (krQz2)

83 As others have pointed out, even communist regimes felt they needed the fig-leaf of popular assent via voting.

So, that's the limit of fraud.

Unfortunately, that limit is 99% ....

Happy Friday!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 15, 2024 01:30 PM (yikga)

84 But the guy who did a Text Your Vote meme is in jail. Welcome to Soviet Amerika
Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 01:29 PM (7MsPf)



But The New Black Panthers standing out in front of polling stations with bats, clubs and other various weapons is A-OK!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

85 But the guy who did a Text Your Vote meme is in jail. Welcome to Soviet Amerika
Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 01:29 PM (7MsPf)
---
In pre-Soviet America you watch TV, In Soviet America TV watches YOU!

Posted by: Some Yakov at March 15, 2024 01:31 PM (krQz2)

86 Good thing we got rid of Santos! Justice has prevailed!

Posted by: blaster at March 15, 2024 01:31 PM (IFNME)

87 76 What's a 'palestinian?'

I KEEL you!

Posted by: Achmed the dead terrorist at March 15, 2024 01:31 PM (dg+HA)

88
Guard- What are you doing?
Convict- Looking at my ballot
Guard- You can't, it’s a secret ballot.

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2024 01:10 PM (o2ZRX)

They'll vote but never see the ballot

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at March 15, 2024 01:31 PM (dzZCL)

89 The prison warden should've immediately put the agents registering the convicts in a cell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

90 84 But The New Black Panthers standing out in front of polling stations with bats, clubs and other various weapons is A-OK!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:30 PM (Zz0t1)

THEY can have weapons.

YOU cannot. Unless you want to be called a Fed.

Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 01:32 PM (UnA8+)

91 How long before Haitians start calling us a shithole?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 01:32 PM (1bNHn)

92 Accidentally not know that they aren't qualified to vote and sign them up anyway. Set them all for mail-in ballots. Accidentally send them multiple ballots. Accidentally overlook signature verifycation and checking those who vote so their name cannot be used to vote multiple times. Stuff the ballots into the ballot box before its legitimacy can be verified. Easy 100%+ voter turnout.


Considering ALL outbound inmate mail is read, all almost ALL guards are conservative, simply replace all of the ballots with republican ballots.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 01:32 PM (uiWTm)

93 What's a 'palestinian?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)
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An ethnic Jordanian with another name.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 01:32 PM (krQz2)

94 89 The prison warden should've immediately put the agents registering the convicts in a cell.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

And jeopardize their pensions?

Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 01:32 PM (UnA8+)

95

Considering ALL outbound inmate mail is read, all almost ALL guards are conservative, simply replace all of the ballots with republican ballots.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 01:32 PM (uiWTm)



That's not who we are, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

96 I hope I'm alive for the day when the American taxpayer says F it, no more filing until we figure out what the hell is going on in our government.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 15, 2024 01:33 PM (KbCG3)

97 96 I hope I'm alive for the day when the American taxpayer says F it, no more filing until we figure out what the hell is going on in our government.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 15, 2024 01:33 PM (KbCG3)

=======

Why do you think the government instituted tax withholding?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding what is best in life with Robert E. Howard at March 15, 2024 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

98 The GOP should mirror this with a get out the vote effort in the prisons. Same with ballot harvesting. Fight fire with fire.
That is the current rationale I'm seeing.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $28 burrito at March 15, 2024 01:34 PM (MeG8a)

99 This won't become serious until Hunter opens his kitbag of crack cocaine and passes around the fucking pipe.

Rock the Vote!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 15, 2024 01:34 PM (cW1eL)

100 56 Laura Trump I believe, not Bush.
Or is it Lara?
Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 01:24 PM (bWsRe)

——-

Sorry, mistyped

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 15, 2024 01:35 PM (++4z6)

101 100 56 Laura Trump I believe, not Bush.
Or is it Lara?
Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 01:24 PM (bWsRe)

——-

Sorry, mistyped
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 15, 2024 01:35 PM (++4z6)

We knew who you meant.... Laura Bush is a abortion loving liberal

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 01:36 PM (Akjoo)

102 And the cherry on top -
Judge says despite appearances of irregularities 'spoiling' the election, redoing it would violate the civil rights of those who followed the rules.
---
That's why the massive fraud is concentrated in inner cites.

As I said in 2021, can you imagine a judge ruling votes of ANY blacks must be tossed?
And even if he did, can you imagine any appeal not instantly overturning it?

I don't know the remedy.
But the longer it goes without being fixed, the uglier the solution will be.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 15, 2024 01:37 PM (yikga)

103 >>Republican AGs are some of the laziest MFers on the planet.

As far as I know, the GOP Missouri AG has done jack squat nothing to get The McKlosskeys back their firearms after they were pardoned by the Governor, the presiding judge said just because they were pardoned and their convictions expunged doesn't mean they have to be treated as if they are innocent.

F**k The GOP, goofball, illegitimate pile of dog shit c**ksuckers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2024 01:37 PM (JIdXK)

104 Well thank goodness we approved a CR to keep the gummint clown circus funded.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at March 15, 2024 01:37 PM (DIB8X)

105 Considering ALL outbound inmate mail is read, all almost ALL guards are conservative, simply replace all of the ballots with republican ballots.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 01:32 PM (uiWTm)


That's not who we are, silly.
Posted by: Sponge


That's who I am.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 01:37 PM (uiWTm)

106
That's who I am.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 01:37 PM (uiWTm)

And that's why we love you.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 01:38 PM (7MsPf)

107 97 96 I hope I'm alive for the day when the American taxpayer says F it, no more filing until we figure out what the hell is going on in our government.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 15, 2024 01:33 PM (KbCG3)

=======

Why do you think the government instituted tax withholding?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding what is best in life with Robert E. Howard at March 15, 2024 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

They're big fat meanies.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 15, 2024 01:38 PM (KbCG3)

108
That's who I am.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 01:37 PM (uiWTm)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

109
What's a 'palestinian?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

A terrorist
Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 01:29 PM (Akjoo)


A mohammadan version of a hillbilly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 15, 2024 01:39 PM (n+4am)

110 >>>We knew who you meant.... Laura Bush is a abortion loving liberal

Posted by: It's me donna

>If POCs want to murder their babies, who are you to stand in their way?

My only issue is why do I have to pay for it? It wasn't my seed.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 15, 2024 01:39 PM (cW1eL)

111
A mohammadan version of a hillbilly.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 15, 2024 01:39 PM (n+4am)



That's an incredible insult to hillbillies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

112 They're big fat meanies.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at

I find this comment offensive

Posted by: Big fat meanies at March 15, 2024 01:40 PM (gYkRR)

113 111 That's an incredible insult to hillbillies.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

It's OK. They're not from Texas.

That means they aren't even people.

Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 01:40 PM (UnA8+)

114 The individuals were reportedly carrying Chilean IDs and phones with search results for other "millionaire neighborhoods in various cities."


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Since millionaires overwhelmingly vote Democrat, I’m kinda Ok with it.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

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I'm slightly ashamed to admit that was my first thought, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 15, 2024 01:41 PM (Wg1x4)

115 That's why the massive fraud is concentrated in inner cites.

As I said in 2021, can you imagine a judge ruling votes of ANY blacks must be tossed?
And even if he did, can you imagine any appeal not instantly overturning it?

I don't know the remedy.
But the longer it goes without being fixed, the uglier the solution will be.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 15, 2024 01:37 PM (yikga)

———-

A partial solution is a Federal law requiring ID to vote.

The Dems have been very careful not to appeal pro ID decisions to keep the issue out of SCOTUS.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 15, 2024 01:41 PM (++4z6)

116 @69

>>Interesting data: California may still be Demofascist in the end, but it is increasingly Republican leaning.

Gavin Newsome was unpopular enough to have to face a recall election but popular enough to win in landslide.

So that's the name of that tune.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 15, 2024 01:41 PM (JIdXK)

117 >>Republican AGs are some of the laziest MFers on the planet.
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Amost all elected Republicans, unfortunately.

Democrats get into politics as a career.

Republicans get into politics because they failed at their career.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 15, 2024 01:41 PM (yikga)

118 Now why aren't the GOP challenging this in the courts and suing the individuals involved directly. Engage in lawfare.

Posted by: Bill at March 15, 2024 01:42 PM (bXvrr)

119 112 They're big fat meanies.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at

I find this comment offensive

Posted by: Big fat meanies at March 15, 2024 01:40 PM (gYkRR)

Ugh, I knew that would happen.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 15, 2024 01:42 PM (KbCG3)

120 GOP House investigates! LOL Maybe they could bring back Trey Gowdy as a Special Investigator.

*Positions self towards DC and makes jerk off motion*

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 15, 2024 01:42 PM (eYF7X)

121 For all the tragedies of covid vaccines, the AstraZeneca version remains the worst killer.

Mark Steyn is being censored (ie, persecuted) for telling the public to beware:

While he correctly says nobody in the UK has had the AstraZeneca jab since 2022, it was quietly withdrawn in the UK as early as May 2021 when it was no longer supplied to GPs unless a patient explicitly demanded it.

Two years (EDT: or three years) after the last shot, the AstraZeneca is still killing people.


https://shorturl.at/dlSTV

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 15, 2024 01:42 PM (EmSvm)

122 and how many of those signed up, legally or otherwise, will not cast a vote, yet will have a ballot filled out in their name? There are (no doubt) truckloads of ballots ready to be shipped to any battleground state.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2024 01:42 PM (Cus5s)

123 the U.S. Marshals Service is amending agreements with correctional facilities to introduce voter registration and mail-in voting facilitation for inmates, a move Watson deems fraught with risks of registering ineligible voters.

sounds like Mississippi needs to start arresting anyone, including federal agents and their representatives, who are trying to register voters in prison if that is against Mississippi law.

To use the Leftist catchphrase, "Nobody is above the law".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

124 A court ruling like this? Well, no sir, it wasn't quite like this. No-no. No, sir, it wasn't quite so handsome. And as for Supreme Court rulings, we didn't carry legal manuals around with us. We were out on the veldt, fighting Orange Man Bad the way he fought us. I'll tell you what order we applied, sir. We applied Executive Order 1-4-0-1-9. We caught them and we voter registered them under Executive Order 1-4-0-1-9!

Posted by: Breaker Merrick Garland at March 15, 2024 01:43 PM (2yu8s)

125 My least favorite words in the English language have become "study shows"

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 01:45 PM (7MsPf)

126 Because executive orders have the force of law, but the law has no force at all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 01:45 PM (ynpvh)

127 The Law of Unintended Consequences will not be ignored:

@bennyjohnson 1h
🚨BREAKING: US Supreme Court rules public can sue officials who block, mute them on social media

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2024 01:45 PM (IG4Id)

128 Just expanding on my original post from the standpoint of someone from Mississippi, our voting system requires photo ID, and absentee voting or other forms of mail-in voting requires filing a notarized application, which, after vetting, leads to a ballot arriving in the mail. At that point, one has to cast one's vote in the presence of a notary before sealing the ballot and signing across the flap of the envelope.

Can that process be perverted by willful bad actors? Yes. Could state law be altered to change the process? Yes, but there's nothing in the works to do this at the legislative level, and a GOP-dominated state legislature hasn't shown any receptivity to such a measure. Our state can do a lot of goofy things, but it's doubtful that this would be included in that category.

Posted by: John Drake at March 15, 2024 01:46 PM (YlVKd)

129 127 🚨BREAKING: US Supreme Court rules public can sue officials who block, mute them on social media
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2024 01:45 PM (IG4Id)

With what money?

Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 01:46 PM (UnA8+)

130 127 The Law of Unintended Consequences will not be ignored:

@bennyjohnson 1h
🚨BREAKING: US Supreme Court rules public can sue officials who block, mute them on social media

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2024 01:45 PM (IG4Id)

Does that include if Gov't has enforced "guidance" to social media establishments?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 01:47 PM (ynpvh)

131 BREAKING: US Supreme Court rules public can sue officials who block, mute them on social media
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2024 01:45 PM (IG4Id)

What in the fuck

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 01:48 PM (7MsPf)

132 They're not going to let Trump back in the White House. They will go to any lengths.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 15, 2024 01:48 PM (BxvY+)

133 OT: I think King Harv may need to switch to decaf.

Posted by: But that's just me at March 15, 2024 01:48 PM (dg+HA)

134 117 Democrats get into politics as a career.

Republicans get into politics because they failed at their career.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 15, 2024 01:41 PM (yikga)

Democrats use Politics as a no-effort way to get rich.

Republicans get into politics because they're not good enough to get rich on their own.

Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 01:48 PM (UnA8+)

135 132 They're not going to let Trump back in the White House. They will go to any lengths.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 15, 2024 01:48 PM (BxvY+)

even dropping Liz Cheney from a helicopter on top of him.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

136 WOW. A Chilean gang of thieves has been arrested for terrorizing a neighborhood in Baltimore County, MD by robbing their homes.

The individuals were reportedly carrying Chilean IDs and phones with search results for other "millionaire neighborhoods in various cities."

---

I personally know people who've caught these 2-man burglary teams operating in a wealthy area of southern California. They use a recreational trail to access their targets from the back yard and then make quick exit to a vehicle waiting at the trail head. It's been going on for at least 2-3 years.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 15, 2024 01:49 PM (hCzfy)

137 GOP House investigates! LOL Maybe they could bring back Trey Gowdy as a Special Investigator.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 15, 2024 01:42 PM (eYF7X)
===================
I vote for Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson as "True Detective D.C.", so long as we get flashes of Alexandra Daddario

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 15, 2024 01:49 PM (fL81+)

138 135 132 They're not going to let Trump back in the White House. They will go to any lengths.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 15, 2024 01:48 PM (BxvY+)

even dropping Liz Cheney from a helicopter on top of him.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

That's assuming her new vocation in the Donkey shows in Tijuana doesn't pan out. I mean, the Donkey's may object.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 01:50 PM (ynpvh)

139 136
...

I personally know people who've caught these 2-man burglary teams operating in a wealthy area of southern California. They use a recreational trail to access their targets from the back yard and then make quick exit to a vehicle waiting at the trail head. It's been going on for at least 2-3 years.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 15, 2024 01:49 PM (hCzfy)

Good think I'm broke!
Okay, let me think about that one...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 01:51 PM (ynpvh)

140 I know you'll all be surprised by this but the Boeing Whistleblower that "killed himself" had just told a friend

If anything happens to me
It's not suicide

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2024 01:51 PM (ibTVg)

141 They are rebooting King of the Hill. Should be a Giant Shitfest shitting out little shits that are also shitting out shits.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 01:52 PM (7MsPf)

142 I mean, the Donkey's may object.
-----------------
They are jealous of her choppers and want to date her.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 01:52 PM (yKhjs)

143 I know you'll all be surprised by this but the Boeing Whistleblower that "killed himself" had just told a friend

If anything happens to me
It's not suicide
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2024 01:51 PM (ibTVg)



There's no proof of this and we have all the evidence we need to show this was suicide.

Posted by: THE FBI at March 15, 2024 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

144 140 I know you'll all be surprised by this but the Boeing Whistleblower that "killed himself" had just told a friend

If anything happens to me
It's not suicide

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2024 01:51 PM (ibTVg)

Yup. Familiar story, like that Philip Haney guy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 01:52 PM (ynpvh)

145 The only thing that gives me solace is knowing that if the nation falls the GOPe will be treated like Ned Beatty in Deliverance

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 15, 2024 01:52 PM (CAwN0)

146 They are rebooting King of the Hill. Should be a Giant Shitfest shitting out little shits that are also shitting out shits.
Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 01:52 PM (7MsPf)



Not if Mike Judge does it.

Posted by: THE FBI at March 15, 2024 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

147 so long as we get flashes of Alexandra Daddario

You want Alexandra Daddario
You'll settle for Sydney Sweeney
You'll get Lena Dunham's gunt

Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2024 01:52 PM (ibTVg)

148 141 They are rebooting King of the Hill. Should be a Giant Shitfest shitting out little shits that are also shitting out shits.
Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 01:52 PM (7MsPf)

Dale, Lucky, and Luanne's voices are all dead.

And there's no way in hell they'll let Toby Huss be Khan in 2024.

What's even the point?

Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 01:53 PM (UnA8+)

149 138 135 132 They're not going to let Trump back in the White House. They will go to any lengths.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 15, 2024 01:48 PM (BxvY+)

even dropping Liz Cheney from a helicopter on top of him.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

That's assuming her new vocation in the Donkey shows in Tijuana doesn't pan out. I mean, the Donkey's may object.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 01:50 PM (ynpvh)
______
Of course it won't pan out. No donkey could get aroused over Liz.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 01:53 PM (1bNHn)

150 SHIT.....


Strike one.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

151 Republicans are Democrats with bowties

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 01:53 PM (7MsPf)

152 personally know people who've caught these 2-man burglary teams operating in a wealthy area of southern California. They use a recreational trail to access their targets from the back yard and then make quick exit to a vehicle waiting at the trail head....


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they should set their sights on Hollywood Hills and Beverly Hills

Posted by: runner at March 15, 2024 01:53 PM (V13WU)

153 143 I know you'll all be surprised by this but the Boeing Whistleblower that "killed himself" had just told a friend

If anything happens to me
It's not suicide
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2024 01:51 PM (ibTVg)


There's no proof of this and we have will make all the evidence we need to show this was suicide.

Posted by: THE FBI at March 15, 2024 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)

FIFY

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 01:53 PM (ynpvh)

154 I personally know people who've caught these 2-man burglary teams operating in a wealthy area of southern California. They use a recreational trail to access their targets from the back yard and then make quick exit to a vehicle waiting at the trail head. It's been going on for at least 2-3 years.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 15, 2024 01:49 PM (hCzfy)

A sniper hiding in the woods with a suppressed .22 rifle firing subsonic ammo could easily put an end to that, not that I would counsel anyone to do it, of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2024 01:53 PM (tkR6S)

155 Police suspect fair play.

Posted by: Dennis Miller at March 15, 2024 01:53 PM (dg+HA)

156 I saw Lena Dunham's Gunt open for Wet Leg at The Hole in the Wall Hamburger Stand in 2019.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

157 If anything happens to me
It's not suicide
-------------------
When Boeing made a deal with the Devil (James Clyburn) they knew what they were getting into. Notice the Germans did not deal to open factories in SC.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 01:53 PM (yKhjs)

158 I know you'll all be surprised by this but the Boeing Whistleblower that "killed himself" had just told a friend

If anything happens to me
It's not suicide
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2024 01:51 PM (ibTVg)


There's no proof of this and we have all the evidence we need to show this was suicide.
Posted by: THE FBI at March 15, 2024 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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Also, the cameras were not working.

Posted by: Epstein Did Not Off Himself at March 15, 2024 01:54 PM (fL81+)

159 How's that tranny manifesto release coming along

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 01:54 PM (7MsPf)

160 Even assuming they cannot steal it in the post ballot vote manufacturing phase, don't forget that Kamala will rule that many Trump electors cannot be seated.

It's not insurrection when they do it.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 01:55 PM (1bNHn)

161 Good think I'm broke!
Okay, let me think about that one...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 01:51 PM (ynpvh)

Same here.

I do find it weird that they get way more crime in their upscale gated community than we do in our little burb. Not complaining, tho.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 15, 2024 01:55 PM (hCzfy)

162 Democraps have been signing up criminals and illegals and criminal illegals for decades. These scumbags are especially susceptible to vote harvesting because they are 99% democrap anyway, and even if they're not they'll sell their vote for a cigarette.

The GOP sat on its hands and did nothing. They are still sitting on their hands and doing nothing.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 15, 2024 01:55 PM (iFTx/)

163 155 Police suspect fair play.

Posted by: Dennis Miller at March 15, 2024 01:53 PM (dg+HA)

LOL.
"On to the next hole!"--OJ Simpson

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 01:55 PM (ynpvh)

164 I know you'll all be surprised by this but the Boeing Whistleblower that "killed himself" had just told a friend

If anything happens to me
It's not suicide
Posted by: 18-1 at March 15, 2024 01:51 PM (ibTVg)


There's no proof of this and we have all the evidence we need to show this was suicide.
Posted by: THE FBI at March 15, 2024 01:52 PM (Zz0t1)
=============
Also, the cameras were not working.
Posted by: Epstein Did Not Off Himself at March 15, 2024 01:54 PM (fL81+)
=================
He shot himself twice in the back of the head

Posted by: Seth Rich at March 15, 2024 01:55 PM (fL81+)

165 159 How's that tranny manifesto release coming along

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 01:54 PM (7MsPf)

Sorry, they performed tranny surgery on it and cut the whole thing out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

166 I personally know people who've caught these 2-man burglary teams operating in a wealthy area of southern California. They use a recreational trail to access their targets from the back yard and then make quick exit to a vehicle waiting at the trail head. It's been going on for at least 2-3 years.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 15, 2024 01:49 PM (hCzfy)

A sniper hiding in the woods with a suppressed .22 rifle firing subsonic ammo could easily put an end to that, not that I would counsel anyone to do it, of course.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


When two man teams start showing up to emergency rooms with lead in both knees ...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 01:57 PM (uiWTm)

167 I wonder if that judge has a social media account....

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 15, 2024 01:57 PM (IG4Id)

168 154 A sniper hiding in the woods with a suppressed .22 rifle firing subsonic ammo could easily put an end to that, not that I would counsel anyone to do it, of course.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2024 01:53 PM (tkR6S)

.30-06.

A .22 isn't cruel enough.

Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 01:57 PM (UnA8+)

169 166 I personally know people who've caught these 2-man burglary teams operating in a wealthy area of southern California. They use a recreational trail to access their targets from the back yard and then make quick exit to a vehicle waiting at the trail head. It's been going on for at least 2-3 years.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at March 15, 2024 01:49 PM (hCzfy)

A sniper hiding in the woods with a suppressed .22 rifle firing subsonic ammo could easily put an end to that, not that I would counsel anyone to do it, of course.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


When two man teams start showing up to emergency rooms with lead in both knees ...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 01:57 PM (uiWTm)

I'd say that's a stretch, but it'd be more of a crawl.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 01:58 PM (ynpvh)

170 >>When Boeing made a deal with the Devil (James Clyburn) they knew what they were getting into. Notice the Germans did not deal to open factories in SC.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 01:53 PM (yKhjs)
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Hmmm, I thought BMW had a big presence in SC and Volkswagen was going to open a EV plant there as well.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 15, 2024 01:58 PM (hZbnZ)

171 170 >>When Boeing made a deal with the Devil (James Clyburn) they knew what they were getting into. Notice the Germans did not deal to open factories in SC.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 01:53 PM (yKhjs)
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Hmmm, I thought BMW had a big presence in SC and Volkswagen was going to open a EV plant there as well.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at March 15, 2024 01:58 PM (hZbnZ)

Every EV plant in Illinois should be labeled: EVIL.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 01:59 PM (ynpvh)

172 170 >>When Boeing made a deal with the Devil (James Clyburn) they knew what they were getting into. Notice the Germans did not deal to open factories in SC.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 01:53 PM (yKhjs)
—————
Hmmm, I thought BMW had a big presence in SC and Volkswagen was going to open a EV plant there as well.
----------------
Yeah to BMW. I thought Mercedes had a plant there, too. Maybe confused with VW.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 01:59 PM (yKhjs)

173 nood hamas

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 02:01 PM (o3SCB)

174 It sucks, but this is where our "Ideals" put us.

There is a case that Fani wasn't removed as a practical matter. The purist form of our Ideals say that if a prosecutor is found to be corrupt, then that is a basis of appeal for everybody who was convicted by him or her (same for judges). So Fulton County has to prepare for a barrage of retrying the same cases with a different prosecutor.

The purism has created a practical backlash that if you get a corrupt DA and they have convicted enough people, they system has a bias away from officially declaring corruption.

This is the entry-cost--and it is hefty--for getting rid of corrupt, established prosecutors.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:01 PM (krQz2)

175 A sniper hiding in the woods with a suppressed .22 rifle firing subsonic ammo could easily put an end to that, not that I would counsel anyone to do it, of course.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That's some really fun shooting there.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2024 02:01 PM (hqusk)

176 This is helpful....4 Years ago!!!!

This won't even start to be looked at by the election, and then they'll lose the house and it'll all go away.

Posted by: Rbastid at March 15, 2024 02:03 PM (e2u6w)

177 There is a case that Fani wasn't removed as a practical matter. The purist form of our Ideals say that if a prosecutor is found to be corrupt, then that is a basis of appeal for everybody who was convicted by him or her (same for judges). So Fulton County has to prepare for a barrage of retrying the same cases with a different prosecutor.
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Shouldn't we want that? I mean corrupt prosecutors gonna corrupt

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 02:06 PM (7MsPf)

178 Votes from Felons but not our Military this is Treason someone take 25:000 Volt Cattle Probe to that Jackass

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 15, 2024 05:32 PM (wGqjj)

179 Hey the Demorats want to creat true democracy where felons, rapists, murderers, can all contribute to the kind of society that Dems want, along with Haitian cannibals, Venezuelan drug dealers, Chinese agents, Itanian terrorists. Viva la Revolucion!

Posted by: Bill at March 16, 2024 11:37 AM (bXvrr)

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