Shock! Analysis Proves That Hamas is Faking All of Its Fake Casualty Figures

I'm stunned. Nothing makes sense any more and my tongue feels like an intruder in my mouth.

Abraham Wyner at Tablet:

The number of civilian casualties in Gaza has been at the center of international attention since the start of the war. The main source for the data has been the Hamas-controlled Gaza Health Ministry, which now claims more than 30,000 dead, the majority of which it says are children and women. Recently, the Biden administration lent legitimacy to Hamas' figure.
When asked at a House Armed Services Committee hearing last week how many Palestinian women and children have been killed since Oct. 7, Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin said the number was "over 25,000." The Pentagon quickly clarified that the secretary "was citing an estimate from the Hamas-controlled Health Ministry."
President Biden himself had earlier cited this figure, asserting that "too many, too many of the over 27,000 Palestinians killed in this conflict have been innocent civilians and children, including thousands of children." The White House also explained that the president "was referring to publicly available data about the total number of casualties."
Here's the problem with this data: The numbers are not real. That much is obvious to anyone who understands how naturally occurring numbers work. The casualties are not overwhelmingly women and children, and the majority may be Hamas fighters.
If Hamas' numbers are faked or fraudulent in some way, there may be evidence in the numbers themselves that can demonstrate it. While there is not much data available, there is a little, and it is enough: From Oct. 26 until Nov. 10, 2023, the Gaza Health Ministry released daily casualty figures that include both a total number and a specific number of women and children.
The first place to look is the reported "total" number of deaths. The graph of total deaths by date is increasing with almost metronomical linearity, as the graph in Figure 1 reveals.

It's just not possible that nearly the exact same number of people are killed every single day, whether Israel's tempo of battle is high or low.

This is just stupid Hamas propagandists literally just adding the same number every day. Well, the same number plus/minus 15%.

This regularity is almost surely not real. One would expect quite a bit of variation day to day. In fact, the daily reported casualty count over this period averages 270 plus or minus about 15%. This is strikingly little variation. There should be days with twice the average or more and others with half or less.

This kind of numerical evidence is a very powerful and very reliable tool. Fraudulent accounting is discovered all the time by such mathematical analysis.

Experts in forensic accounting know how much randomness and variation to expect in actually-random data. Most fraudsters do not.

Perhaps what is happening is the Gaza ministry is releasing fake daily numbers that vary too little because they do not have a clear understanding of the behavior of naturally occurring numbers. Unfortunately, verified control data is not available to formally test this conclusion, but the details of the daily counts render the numbers suspicious.

Another way in which the data is exposed as fake and simply made up is the lack of correlation between children allegedly killed and women allegedly killed.

As children are usually in the company of women, a bomb that hits a residential building and kills a certain number of women should also kill a certain number of children. And vice-versa.

Hamas is making up these numbers, too, and just randomly claiming x number of women were killed and y number of children, without the expected correlation between these numbers that genuine casualty data would show.

[O]n the days with many women casualties there should be large numbers of children casualties, and on the days when just a few women are reported to have been killed, just a few children should be reported. This relationship can be measured and quantified by the R-square (R2 ) statistic that measures how correlated the daily casualty count for women is with the daily casualty count for children. If the numbers were real, we would expect R2 to be substantively larger than 0, tending closer to 1.0. But R2 is .017 which is statistically and substantively not different from 0.

In the below graph, real casualty data would tend to produce data points close to the trendline in blue, in which the number of women killed is strongly correlated with the number of children killed.

Instead, the data points are all over the plot -- Hamas is just basically throwing darts at a dartboard and making these numbers up:

Read the article for more. There's another telltale sign of fabrication -- the number of men killed should also correlate with the number of women killed, because, well, men and women tend to live together or near each other so a bomb that kills one sex should kill the other sex in roughly equal numbers.

But Hamas shows what fuck-ups they are by constantly making most casualties women and consequently reducing the number of male casualties to close to zero. It makes the female casualties look truly devastating -- and truly F A K E.

Apparently Israeli bombs are sex-segregated and only blow up women and children.

But sure, keep on quoting fake Hamas Health Ministry data, Gaslight Media and Enemy of the People Regime.

Meanwhile: Joe Biden's multiple strokes have apparently transferred his limited intelligence into John Fetterman. Apparently their strokes act as a system.

The White House is denying it met with Hamas front group CAIR:

Gabby Deutch
@GSDeutch
New: WH spox @AndrewJBates46 told me that CAIR was *not* invited to WH mtgs in Chicago w/ Muslim Americans--& that the group is NEVER invited to WH mtgs
His comments follow Politico report today quoting CAIR's Chicago director re: WH outreach to Palestinian & Arab communities...

Want to guess what the truth is...?

Biden spox Andrew Bates can't get away with such a brazen lie.

CAIR literally released a press release on their White House visit: https://t.co/hgOHTC9rm3 pic.twitter.com/ZAvbp1Dhqx
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) March 14, 2024

Thanks to Deb Heine.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:00 PM

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Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 02:00 PM (o3SCB)

2 So CAIR crashed the capitol? Insurrection!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:02 PM (1ZFOy)

3 Lying terrorists caught lying!?!?

And the leftists just completely accepting it!?!?!

How could that be!?!?!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 15, 2024 02:03 PM (JMAcK)

4 Is it bigoted to say that Muslims always lie?

Or point out that they have about 18 different words for different types of lies?

Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 02:03 PM (UnA8+)

5

Huntew's winourmous wang feels life an intwuder in my mouf...

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at March 15, 2024 02:04 PM (8ayxv)

6 Let me tongue be an intruder instead, Ace.

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 15, 2024 02:04 PM (jbnUc)

7 I find this hard to believe

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 15, 2024 02:04 PM (++4z6)

8 You know what? Even if those B.S. numbers by the Pali's are real. I still don't care. I hope Israel wipes them all out. They're evil scum. Their so bad that even the other Arab nations don't want them. So my tears, well I am saving them for something to actually give a shit about.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:04 PM (1ZFOy)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

10 I don't think I could have ever seen a country lose its fucking mind as fast as Canada seems to have!

Put your car fobs at the front door so that car thieves don't break into your house???!!!

Cuck is too mild a word.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:05 PM (krQz2)

11 Fake you say?

https://youtu.be/IgHThXuheOM

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at March 15, 2024 02:05 PM (dg+HA)

12 We believe everything Hamas's PR and News departments publish because they're boots on the ground and know what's going on, first hand.

Facts are facts and we report them.

Posted by: The Media at March 15, 2024 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

13 Odds of DU covering this?

40-50%, I'd guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding what is best in life with Robert E. Howard at March 15, 2024 02:06 PM (GBKbO)

14 What's the tally now?

$10B immediately after the attack
Interfering with Israel's response on the side of Gaza
Never demanding Juden hostages that were Americans to be released
Sending Navy to support Gaza
Food drops to re-supply Gaza
Building port for Gaza
Additional $10B for Gaza

And now official White House publications in support of Gaza

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 15, 2024 02:06 PM (6TLQp)

15 Cool. They even lie about death. Where have we seen this before? Next they will tell me they were smokers, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 02:06 PM (yKhjs)

16 This kind of numerical evidence is a very powerful and very reliable tool. Fraudulent accounting is discovered all the time by such mathematical analysis.

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Forensic accountants wish they had as much intelligence as journalists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding what is best in life with Robert E. Howard at March 15, 2024 02:06 PM (GBKbO)

17 I saw Intruding Tongues open for Motörhead at the Paramount Theater in 1982

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2024 02:07 PM (hqusk)

18 Don't forget the five million dogs.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2024 02:07 PM (ufFY8)

19 Is it bigoted to say that Muslims always lie?

Or point out that they have about 18 different words for different types of lies?
Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 02:03 PM (UnA8+)

It's also VERY bigoted to point out that their "holy" book commands them to lie, as well.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 15, 2024 02:07 PM (JMAcK)

20 Them damn Jews are pretty good killing people at a regular rate.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 15, 2024 02:07 PM (++4z6)

21 Shock! Analysis Proves That Hamas is Faking All of Its Fake Casualty Figures
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I 100% suspected they were.

I just looked at who was decrying "the genocide", and pretty much new that their mental defects had led them the wrong way on this one too.

They are absolutely fucking credulous when the right person lies to them.

I would say that this is a big problem with the emotional pattern I call "directed sympathy" as a way of life.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:08 PM (krQz2)

22 Shore is lots of math.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 02:08 PM (ynpvh)

23 Cuck is too mild a word.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:05 PM (krQz2)

What the hell happened to Canada? It's amazing that we are on the same continent, share a huge border, and are nothing like them (I hope).

You can steal my key fob when you pry it out of my cold dead hand, and recover from three magazines of 180 grain .40S&W hollow points.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2024 02:08 PM (gSZYf)

24 I be proud to announce thats the City of Brattleboro is donating $500,000 to the Al Sharpton Haiti Children of Coler Fund to helps these poor peeple suffering because of Trump.

What you town done to helps these poor suffering childrin of Coler ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 15, 2024 02:09 PM (15lwl)

25 21 Shock! Analysis Proves That Hamas is Faking All of Its Fake Casualty Figures
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I 100% suspected they were.

I just looked at who was decrying "the genocide", and pretty much new that their mental defects had led them the wrong way on this one too.

They are absolutely fucking credulous when the right person lies to them.

I would say that this is a big problem with the emotional pattern I call "directed sympathy" as a way of life.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:08 PM (krQz2)

They can only "prove" their claims using fake numbers. Fake regimes using fake numbers to rile up fake outrage.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 02:09 PM (ynpvh)

26 Even if Hamas wanted an accurate death count, how could they do it? I guess you could count the bodies one by one, but in big explosions and building collapses you'd probably never know how many were killed.

I doubt they keep accurate records of people living there as a baseline for the number of living. Gaza seems more like a collection of rando migrants and scumbags and hobos than it does an actual civilization.

Oh and even if the number was 30,000 dead and all women and children? My response. Still not enough.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 15, 2024 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

27 Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 15, 2024 02:09 PM (15lwl)

Cholera is a terrible disease.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

28 Coming soon - Hamas Voting Machines

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 02:10 PM (7MsPf)

29 Is it bigoted to say that Muslims always lie?

Or point out that they have about 18 different words for different types of lies?
Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 02:03 PM (UnA8+)

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And their are 2 words for doctrine-sanctioned lying. The one everyone knows is "taqiyya", but there is another one whose name I forget right now. Taqiyya is about lying to infidels, but there is one for Muslims lying socially to other Muslims.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:10 PM (krQz2)

30 Perhaps what is happening is the Gaza ministry is releasing fake daily numbers that vary too little because they do not have a clear understanding of the behavior of naturally occurring numbers.

Unpossible! After all, Islam invented numbers, and science, and satellites, and quantum mechanics.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 15, 2024 02:10 PM (CsUN+)

31 28 Coming soon - Hamas Voting Machines

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 02:10 PM (7MsPf)

Sounds rather splody.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

32 Islamophobia. Well, venomous snakes give me good reason to not trust and fear them. Some phobias are warranted. It's the survival instinct we have. That and common sense. Like if someone vows to kill you for being an infidel. I tend to take them at their word and avoid, mock and encourage their demise.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:11 PM (1ZFOy)

33 "If you don't like those numbers, we can come up with other numbers."

-Hamas

Posted by: 496 at March 15, 2024 02:11 PM (2LQyi)

34 their "holy" book commands them to lie

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 15, 2024 02:07 PM (JMAcK)

Das Kapital?

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 02:11 PM (7MsPf)

35 30 Perhaps what is happening is the Gaza ministry is releasing fake daily numbers that vary too little because they do not have a clear understanding of the behavior of naturally occurring numbers.

Unpossible! After all, Islam invented numbers, and science, and satellites, and quantum mechanics.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 15, 2024 02:10 PM (CsUN+)

numbers and quantum mechanics were DISCOVERED not invented?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 02:11 PM (ynpvh)

36 You know what? Even if those B.S. numbers by the Pali's are real. I still don't care.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:04 PM (1ZFOy)

Fist bump.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2024 02:11 PM (gSZYf)

37 Biden in his Ramadan message cited the fake Hamas casualty numbers, as did Secretary Austin in Congressional testimony.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 15, 2024 02:11 PM (YAtuc)

38 Unpossible! After all, Islam invented numbers, and science, and satellites, and quantum mechanics.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 15, 2024 02:10 PM (CsUN+)

And goatfucking.
Don't forget the goatfucking.

Posted by: Achmed the Goatfucker at March 15, 2024 02:12 PM (ufFY8)

39 32 Islamophobia. Well, venomous snakes give me good reason to not trust and fear them. Some phobias are warranted. It's the survival instinct we have. That and common sense. Like if someone vows to kill you for being an infidel. I tend to take them at their word and avoid, mock and encourage their demise.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:11 PM (1ZFOy)

Poisonous and venomous. Don't touch 'em either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

40 I knew a bombshell that loved to blow.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:12 PM (1ZFOy)

41 Like the last election - tranches of ballots coming in after the polls close with almost identical, say 90% Biden to 10% Trump.... until Biden "won".

IOW - stats are voodoo gobblygook.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 15, 2024 02:12 PM (cOq4q)

42 Can we start by calling the Palestinians what they really are... Egyptians

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 15, 2024 02:12 PM (ie9Cr)

43 "palistinians" are but genetic Jordanians, Syrians and a few small percentages of mongrel this or mongrel that.

So, wiping out Gaza would not be "genocide", as the actual Gene Pool for that population would yet exsist IN Jordan, Syria and other assorted Arab populations.

Region-cide? Well, no, ain't gotta kill 'em all.

But DO let 'em know that the entire Region WILL be rid of all persons, no later than a certain given date.

Those that find a way to flee, survive. Those that don't?

... so, anyway, what are the odds that Boeing recovers from all the hits, of late? Y'know, China has a new 737 equivalent jetliner on the market now, but I don't know if they're pursuing US / FAA Airworthiness Certification?

Would YOU trust your safety to a Made in China airliner?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2024 02:12 PM (e6UQI)

44 You know what? Even if those B.S. numbers by the Pali's are real. I still don't care.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:04 PM (1ZFOy)

I have a field. In a section, it's labeled 'palestinians.' That section is barren and I can't seem to get any f*cks to grow there, either.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

45 37 Biden in his Ramadan message cited the fake Hamas casualty numbers, as did Secretary Austin in Congressional testimony.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 15, 2024 02:11 PM (YAtuc)

It's so bad in Rafah, the civilians are only able to eat at night.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 02:13 PM (ynpvh)

46 They can only "prove" their claims using fake numbers. Fake regimes using fake numbers to rile up fake outrage.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 02:09 PM (ynpvh)
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But because of "directed sympathy" the people here are already in the mood to see them as victims and accept whatever numbers their projected victims tell them.

You get two reactions from libs about "Palywood".

1. They don't know anything about the Palestinians faking footage of wounded and dead.

2. They thought about it, and they really don't care because Israel is so horrible (oppressor, bad guy with the curly mustache).

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:13 PM (krQz2)

47 Chuck Schumer to the white courtesy phone. Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 15, 2024 02:14 PM (eYF7X)

48 Explaining the judges ruling in the Fani case:

Wade is a perjurer - so he is out.

Fani who gave the same testimony as he did is truthful.

The Cell phone data only counts in criminal trials, and only if the defendant is not a Democrat.

The witnesses who said the relationship started earlier than Fani said it did, are delusional, since they didn't have a porn tape of the two of them.

Bottom line Fani gets to decide if she goes or stays. Because she is the only person telling the truth.

Oh and publicly calling all the defendants and their lawyers RAAAAAAAACISTS is not forensic misconduct. Good one judge.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at March 15, 2024 02:14 PM (CecP5)

49 The photos of the massive new graveyards of Palies are in the vault next to the photos of Covid dead stacked in refrigerator trailers.

Our own ministry of health lied their asses off--of course they are accepting the Pali numbers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 15, 2024 02:14 PM (yikga)

50 Next you're going to try telling me that Bibi hasn't killed twice Hitler's total. That cannot be true. The New York Times will back me up on that.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 02:14 PM (1bNHn)

51 The judge in the Fani Willis case is such a spineless wet noodle that I’m surprised Republicans haven’t made him Speaker of the House yet. - Sean Davis

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 15, 2024 02:14 PM (eYF7X)

52 The biggest surprises are:
1) Someone in the media checked whether they’re lying.
2) They admitted it.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 15, 2024 02:14 PM (jbnUc)

53 Just wait for Evil Inc. (aka Google) to have its so-called AIs start generating fake statistics the way they generate fake text and fake picture.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at March 15, 2024 02:14 PM (a/7LW)

54 Can we start by calling the Palestinians what they really are... Egyptians
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 15, 2024 02:12 PM

You can tell by the way they walk.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:14 PM (1ZFOy)

55 About that suit in the sidebar by women against the NCAA for letting men compete against them. Good for the ladies. It's about time. Sue these motherfuckers into oblivion.

It would have been better, though, if one of the plaintiffs -- Reka Gyorgy -- hadn't written that nauseating letter basically getting on her knees to service Lia Thomas. I'd expect more from a Magyar.

No, Reka: Lia isn't worthy of respect or admiration. He's not like other athletes who worked hard to get where they are. Lia is a cheating scunt. He was a mediocre male swimmer and then decided to pretend he was a woman to gain an unfair advantage. That's cheating. Say it. Don't be afraid.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 15, 2024 02:14 PM (iFTx/)

56 44 You know what? Even if those B.S. numbers by the Pali's are real. I still don't care.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:04 PM (1ZFOy)

I have a field. In a section, it's labeled 'palestinians.' That section is barren and I can't seem to get any f*cks to grow there, either.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

You need to have sheep and goats there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 02:14 PM (ynpvh)

57 This kind of numerical evidence is a very powerful and very reliable tool. Fraudulent accounting is discovered all the time by such mathematical analysis.
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But if that were true it could be used to analyze vote totals, and we learnt in 2021 that it cannot.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 02:15 PM (1bNHn)

58 If all those kids are dying, why are the survivors starving?

Posted by: Jon Swift at March 15, 2024 02:16 PM (vFG9F)

59 Forensic accounting is a Jew trick.

Posted by: Brianna Smyth-Wilkinson, Harvard Class of 2025, xe xer at March 15, 2024 02:16 PM (KWwiI)

60 "palistinians" are but genetic Jordanians, Syrians and a few small percentages of mongrel this or mongrel that.

So, wiping out Gaza would not be "genocide", as the actual Gene Pool for that population would yet exsist IN Jordan, Syria and other assorted Arab populations.

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2024 02:12 PM (e6UQI)
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Exactly, a true genocide would start on Jordan after Gaza was clear.

There is no indication that Israel would turn an internal daily threat into an external invasion ... besides ... you know ... Evil Jews.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:16 PM (krQz2)

61 44 You know what? Even if those B.S. numbers by the Pali's are real. I still don't care.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:04 PM (1ZFOy)

I have a field. In a section, it's labeled 'palestinians.' That section is barren and I can't seem to get any f*cks to grow there, either.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)
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Probably full of maggots, though

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 15, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)

62
You need to have sheep and goats there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 02:14 PM (ynpvh)

Where that may attract actual 'palestinians,' it will do nothing for my crop of f*cks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

63 I'm On The Lamb But I Ain't No Sheep

Canadian mounted, baby.
Police force that works.

Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at March 15, 2024 02:17 PM (ufFY8)

64 58 If all those kids are dying, why are the survivors starving?
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They don't have Jerk Sauce.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 02:17 PM (c3B7E)

65 29 And their are 2 words for doctrine-sanctioned lying. The one everyone knows is "taqiyya", but there is another one whose name I forget right now. Taqiyya is about lying to infidels, but there is one for Muslims lying socially to other Muslims.
Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:10 PM (krQz2)

There are a whole lot more than that.

There are at least 6 for doctrine-sanctioned lying.

-Taqiyya
-Muruna
-Tawriyah
-Kitman
-Darura

...I can't remember the 6th, at the moment.

Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 02:18 PM (UnA8+)

66 I see that the "White House team" that met with CAIR was mostly third-raters and nobodies, Susan Rice being perhaps the most prominent of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2024 02:19 PM (tkR6S)

67 What was your first clue?

Oh, right. That 6,000 bed children's hospital.

Since there is no hospital in ANY first world nation that has 6,000 beds. Much less a children's hospital.

😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 02:19 PM (uiWTm)

68
Them damn Jews are pretty good killing people at a regular rate.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 15, 2024 02:07 PM

Posted by: Hamas Ministry of Health at March 15, 2024 02:19 PM (RKVpM)

69 Next you're going to try telling me that Bibi hasn't killed twice Hitler's total. That cannot be true. The New York Times will back me up on that.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 02:14 PM (1bNHn)
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He bombed a hospital!

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:19 PM (krQz2)

70 Remember, mohamet say it’s allowed, encouraged, blessed, even commanded of mohamadans to lie to infidels. Moon god out front should have told you.

Posted by: Eromero at March 15, 2024 02:19 PM (o2ZRX)

71

Gaza should be cast into the Outer Darkness, to scream for all eternity...

Posted by: C'thulhu at March 15, 2024 02:19 PM (Iynsv)

72 Them damn Jews are pretty good killing people at a regular rate.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 15, 2024 02:07 PM

Posted by: Hamas Ministry of Health at March 15, 2024 02:19 PM (RKVpM)
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Everybody wants their child to be good at something.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:19 PM (krQz2)

73 This kind of numerical evidence is a very powerful and very reliable tool. Fraudulent accounting is discovered all the time by such mathematical analysis.[/I

Except when you're reviewing voting counts hour by hour and see, oh I don't know, a huge jump by one candidate over another.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 15, 2024 02:19 PM (llON8)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 15, 2024 02:20 PM (llON8)

75 MY truth is that Israel has killed 30,000 Palestinian women and children.

Posted by: Richard M. Uncher, PhD, Arlington, MA at March 15, 2024 02:20 PM (qUkBO)

76 Is it bigoted to say that Muslims always lie?

Or point out that they have about 18 different words for different types of lies?
Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 02:03 PM (UnA8+)

In a word, no. It's in their fucking Ops Manual.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2024 02:20 PM (tkR6S)

77
There's a stranger in my mouth

Posted by: Zombie Ronnie Milsap at March 15, 2024 02:20 PM (X4yCj)

78 74
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 15, 2024 02:20 PM

Heh.

*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 02:20 PM (Zz0t1)

79 Pulls up to Sponge's Fucks Farm. Hey Sponge! Lookin at your fields buddy. Looks like corn is coming up well. But I noticed your fucks are not coming up at all, still looks like dirt. I had the same problem last year. I tried givafuck. even giveacrap aint working. Oh well. Think I'll just plant alfalfa instead of fucks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:20 PM (1ZFOy)

80 The Mohammadens lie? Inconceivable!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at March 15, 2024 02:20 PM (GTqXr)

81 Forensic accounting is a Jew trick.
Posted by: Brianna Smyth-Wilkinson, Harvard Class of 2025, xe xer at March 15, 2024 02:16 PM (KWwiI)
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It's almost "White rigor"!

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:21 PM (krQz2)

82 So Biden is finally speaking out about the death of a young person. No, it's not Laken Riley... It's the suicided Nex Benedict....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 02:21 PM (Akjoo)

83 67 What was your first clue?

Oh, right. That 6,000 bed children's hospital.

Since there is no hospital in ANY first world nation that has 6,000 beds. Much less a children's hospital.

😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 02:19 PM (uiWTm)

Was that the one that was blown to smithereens so completely it somehow morphed back into a building that looking practically untouched except for some slight damage to its parking lot?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 15, 2024 02:21 PM (KbCG3)

84 I don't think I could have ever seen a country lose its fucking mind as fast as Canada seems to have!

Put your car fobs at the front door so that car thieves don't break into your house???!!!

Cuck is too mild a word.
Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:05 PM (krQz2)

That's Toronto for you. A festering shithole.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2024 02:21 PM (tkR6S)

85 It's the suicided Nex Benedict....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 02:21 PM (Akjoo)

Eggs Benedict >

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

86 64 58 If all those kids are dying, why are the survivors starving?
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They don't have Jerk Sauce.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 02:17 PM (c3B7E)

Call us!

Posted by: The Jerk Store at March 15, 2024 02:22 PM (T+Iwg)

87 42 Can we start by calling the Palestinians what they really are... Egyptians
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 15, 2024 02:12 PM (ie9Cr)
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Since Egyptians = Mexicans, does that mean Palestinians are really breakfast tacos?

I get confused nowadays.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 02:22 PM (1bNHn)

88 Shore is lots of math.

Whoever thought we would have Ace explaining the meaning of R-square to us?

Posted by: Oddbob at March 15, 2024 02:22 PM (sNc8Y)

89 There's a stranger in my mouth
Posted by: Zombie Ronnie Milsap at March 15, 2024 02:20 PM

Should have seen it coming Ronnie.

Posted by: Stevie Wonder at March 15, 2024 02:23 PM (1ZFOy)

90 Since there is no hospital in ANY first world nation that has 6,000 beds. Much less a children's hospital.

😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 02:19 PM (uiWTm)
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Gaza is 25 miles long by 7-12 miles wide.

It has IIRC 36 hospitals.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:23 PM (krQz2)

91 Mmmm... Waffle House steak and eggs...

Posted by: But it's not a food thread at March 15, 2024 02:24 PM (dg+HA)

92 We have know that from the beginning

And the weekend is coming

Posted by: Skip at March 15, 2024 02:24 PM (5Haz/)

93 SpaceX trying again today.

SpaceX - Falcon 9
Starlink Group 6-44 - LC-39A - KSC

SpaceX targets March 15 for a Falcon 9 launch of 23 Starlink satellites to low-Earth orbit from Launch Complex 39A of the Kennedy Space Center in Florida.
Liftoff is targeted for 6:39 p.m. EDT, 22:39 UTC, and 23:39 CET with backup opportunities available until 11:29 p.m. EDT.

https://tinyurl.com/reum9t8b

Posted by: Ciampino - Logic is not a minority math subset at March 15, 2024 02:24 PM (qfLjt)

94 4 58 If all those kids are dying, why are the survivors starving?
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They don't have Jerk Sauce.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 02:17 PM (c3B7E)

Call us!
Posted by: The Jerk Store at March 15, 2024 02:22 PM

We're on it bro.

Posted by: Haitian Cannibals at March 15, 2024 02:24 PM (1ZFOy)

95 >>> 53 Just wait for Evil Inc. (aka Google) to have its so-called AIs start generating fake statistics the way they generate fake text and fake picture.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at March 15, 2024 02:14 PM (a/7LW)

... start?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 15, 2024 02:24 PM (llON8)

96 It has IIRC 36 hospitals.
Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:23 PM (krQz2)

You mean 36 weapons weapons depots

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 02:24 PM (Akjoo)

97 https://illinoisfamily.org/islam-sharia/
knowing-four-arabic-words-may-save-our-
civilization-from-islamic-takeover/

Four of the lie terms explained.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 15, 2024 02:25 PM (ufFY8)

98 We never have attended meetings at the White House and those photos you see telling a different story have all been faked, and what are you doing taking our pictures at the meetings.

Posted by: Satan and his minions at March 15, 2024 02:25 PM (YvunV)

99 >76 Is it bigoted to say that Muslims always lie?

Or point out that they have about 18 different words for different types of lies?
Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 02:03 PM (UnA8+)

In a word, no. It's in their fucking Ops Manual.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2024 02:20 PM (tkR6S)

Mohammad you magnificent bastard. I read your book!

Posted by: Zombie George Patton at March 15, 2024 02:26 PM (GTqXr)

100 I guess not mentioned is that, for the judge to rule that Fannie can remain on the case, he had to accept as true that she fully reimbursed Wade for everything.

The willful suspension of disbelief to accept as true that she 1) borrowed but did borrow from her campaign funds, 2) but also keeps 6 months of income on hand in cash, 3) but also paid back $17,000 in less than a year by getting $50 cash back every time she went to the grocery store.
That's incredible blindness to reality.

That's the only bullshit way the judge can claim the conflict is cleared, that she fully reimbursed him.

Again, no way this holds up on appeal.

I'll bet good money there's no caselaw to support his decision.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 15, 2024 02:26 PM (yikga)

101
The Canadian car theft ring; I may have to adjust my perception of the melanin content of car thieves. Maybe not exactly 'white collar crime' but 'people of whiteness'?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 15, 2024 02:26 PM (RKVpM)

102 65 29 And their are 2 words for doctrine-sanctioned lying. The one everyone knows is "taqiyya", but there is another one whose name I forget right now. Taqiyya is about lying to infidels, but there is one for Muslims lying socially to other Muslims.
Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:10 PM (krQz2)

There are a whole lot more than that.

There are at least 6 for doctrine-sanctioned lying.

-Taqiyya
-Muruna
-Tawriyah
-Kitman
-Darura

...I can't remember the 6th, at the moment.
Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 02:18 PM (UnA8+)
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But how many words do they have for "snow"?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 02:26 PM (1bNHn)

103 CAIR was not invited, but they showed up anyway so we had to let them in. (Biden spokespeople)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 15, 2024 02:27 PM (Cus5s)

104 -----------------
They don't have Jerk Sauce.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 02:17 PM (c3B7E)

Call us!
Posted by: The Jerk Store at March 15, 2024 02:22 PM (T+Iwg)

I'll sell it! I'll sell it SILLY, I tell you. SILLY!!!

Posted by: The Jerky Boys at March 15, 2024 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

105 So Biden is finally speaking out about the death of a young person. No, it's not Laken Riley... It's the suicided Nex Benedict....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 02:21 PM

It's Lincoln Riley you dumb bastard!

Posted by: Chris Straight Guy Hayes at March 15, 2024 02:27 PM (1ZFOy)

106 Imagine if we lived in a country where the leadership blatantly lied about easily verifiable shit?

Actually now that I think about it, Hamas is lying for their own people, here the leadership lies against its people.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 02:27 PM (7MsPf)

107 I'll sell it! I'll sell it SILLY, I tell you. SILLY!!!
Posted by: The Jerky Boys at March 15, 2024 02:27 PM

There's a Frank Rizzo on line 2. He sounds mad.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:28 PM (1ZFOy)

108 >>In the below graph, real casualty data would tend to produce data points close to the trendline in blue, in which the number of women killed is strongly correlated with the number of children killed.

I think this bit is a not quite right. A correlation would show in the slope of the blue line. Instead of being nearly flat, it would be closer to 45 degrees. (I think the blue line is just the curve fit.) Randomness would still be present, but there would be a trend.

Posted by: Why you want beef and broccoli? at March 15, 2024 02:28 PM (bqJFm)

109 >Shock! Analysis Proves That Hamas is Faking All of Its Fake Casualty Figures
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I'm stunned. I gotta lie down.

Posted by: Don Black at March 15, 2024 02:28 PM (oCjPU)

110 I feel like a frog being boiled for a meal to be served
November 5, 2024.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 15, 2024 02:28 PM (q/UWX)

111 They don't have Jerk Sauce.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 02:17 PM (c3B7E)

Call us!
Posted by: The Jerk Store at March 15, 2024 02:22 PM

We're on it bro.
Posted by: Haitian Cannibals

I put that s#!t on everything!

Posted by: Frank's RedHot Sauce at March 15, 2024 02:29 PM (dg+HA)

112 I feel like a frog being boiled for a meal to be served
November 5, 2024.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 15, 2024 02:28 PM (q/UWX)

Yeah, that global warming can be a bitch sometimes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

113 90 Since there is no hospital in ANY first world nation that has 6,000 beds. Much less a children's hospital.

😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 02:19 PM (uiWTm)
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Gaza is 25 miles long by 7-12 miles wide.

It has IIRC 36 hospitals.
Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:23 PM (krQz2)
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Kids make mistakes, especially when they are being taught how to be suicide bombers.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 02:29 PM (1bNHn)

114 Perfectly linear unidirectional changes are absolutely normal and expected in natural systems.

Posted by: Propagandist at March 15, 2024 02:29 PM (HnUIn)

115 This kind of numerical evidence is a very powerful and very reliable tool. Fraudulent accounting is discovered all the time by such mathematical analysis.
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Plus, do you think Germany had any idea of its death rate when the Allied front was advancing to Berlin?

You just don't have the head space to defend and conduct censuses with accuracy. War destroys communication as a function, the accumulation of statistics requires communication and stability.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:29 PM (krQz2)

116 Fake but accurate.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 02:30 PM (7MsPf)

117 "This relationship can be measured and quantified by the R-square (R2 ) statistic that measures how correlated the daily casualty count for women is with the daily casualty count for children. If the numbers were real, we would expect R2 to be substantively larger than 0, tending closer to 1.0."
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Not sure I agree with that or with the general concept that women and children deaths should be very closely related. In the real world, do you normally find exactly one women in close proximity to exactly one child, and not in any other distribution? Well, that's what R2 = 1 would mean.

Hamas' numbers are total bullshit, but it seems to me that there are many times that women are not with children or vice versa, and especially of different sexes. Work, school, prayers, honor killings, etc. So it would not surprise me that even real numbers would have much lower R2 than 1.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 15, 2024 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

118 Fake but accurate.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 02:30 PM (7MsPf)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Dan Rather at March 15, 2024 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

119 Yeah, the astonishing regularity of the numbers is huge red flag.

As ace points out, forensic accountants (even regular accountants) are trained to find irregularities in their accounting because they indicate patterns of behavior that are fraudulent. It's very difficult to introduce true random noise into a pattern...

Now imagine if we applied that same forensic analysis to vote totals....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 15, 2024 02:31 PM (BpYfr)

120 Hamas has presented a Gaza ceasefire proposal to mediators and the U.S. which includes the release of Israeli hostages in exchange for freedom for Palestinian prisoners, 100 of whom are serving life sentences, according to a proposal seen by Reuters.

Hamas said the initial release of Israelis would include women, children, elderly, and ill hostages in exchange for the release of 700-1000 Palestinian prisoners, according to the proposal. The release of Israeli "female recruits" is included.

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's office said on Thursday a new Gaza truce proposal presented by Hamas to mediators was still based on "unrealistic demands." His office said an update on the issue will be presented to the war cabinet and extended security cabinet on Friday.

sounds like an offer meant to be rejected. i hope they dont expect a lot of good will for this.

'Reasonable' isn't with possible with Bibi or Hamas. They must go if there is to be peace in Gaza, but Hamas cannot be totally destroyed or evicted and Bibi will cling to power as long as possible. Meanwhile, innocent children starve.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 15, 2024 02:31 PM (ycI94)

121 Btw Ace, I would firmly believe numbers showing these men killed at lower rates than women and children.

Human shields as SOP is a pretty easy thing to believe with these barbarians.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 15, 2024 02:31 PM (KbCG3)

122 Is this gonna be on the test?

Posted by: Guy in the back row at March 15, 2024 02:31 PM (dg+HA)

123 These numbers came directly from their straight shooting spokesman, Karine Abdul-Mohammed

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 02:31 PM (7MsPf)

124 It has IIRC 36 hospitals.
Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:23 PM (krQz2)

You mean 36 weapons weapons depots
Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 02:24 PM (Akjoo)
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Now. Some of them are probably the above-ground dressing for command centers.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:32 PM (krQz2)

125 Also, that bar graph is a crime against data presentation. (One I had not seen before)

By using wide bars, he made it look like all the points are right on the line since they always hit a bar, but the bars are really just hiding a small wiggle.

Not saying the data is normal -- it is BS, but the bar graph makes it looks worse.

(But why the hell would anyone trust anything this filth says? I know, let's build them a university next to the fucking pier we are sending them. Maybe a supercomputer too. Why not.)

Posted by: Why you want beef and broccoli? at March 15, 2024 02:32 PM (bqJFm)

126 Here's the problem with this data: The numbers are not real. That much is obvious to anyone who understands how naturally occurring numbers work. The casualties are not overwhelmingly women and children, and the majority may be Hamas fighters.
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Define "child."

That may sound callous, but so be it. Hamas is a warrior culture. Every male is a warrior or a warrior in training, and they don't wait until the 18th birthday before they're eligible to fight.

Every male over the age of 13 is a warrior, directly answering to Hamas or not. That's how children are reared, and what they are taught is their purpose. The role of men is to die in glorious Jihad, and the role of women is to obey the men until that time comes, and to produce as many new warriors as possible.

So what is a "child," even assuming the numbers are anything like accurate? How many of the "children" who have died were boys older than 13 but younger than 18?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:32 PM (HnUIn)

127 Fettermann. Go figure. Sometimes life surprises you bigly big.

Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 02:33 PM (bWsRe)

128 This regularity is almost surely not real. One would expect quite a bit of variation day to day. In fact, the daily reported casualty count over this period averages 270 plus or minus about 15%. This is strikingly little variation. There should be days with twice the average or more and others with half or less.
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Applied statistics are relevant only in financial matters, and not always even then.

For things like elections and wars, applied statistics are merely dangerous wrongthink in which the people's enemies engage.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:33 PM (HnUIn)

129 Hamas has presented a Gaza ceasefire proposal to mediators and the U.S. which includes the release of Israeli hostages in exchange for freedom for Palestinian prisoners, 100 of whom are serving life sentences, according to a proposal seen by Reuters.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 15, 2024 02:31 PM (ycI94)
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Hamas had a BIG problem with the pre 10-7 cease fire.

If they liked cease fires they could have stuck with that one (besides shelling Israel every day...)

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:33 PM (krQz2)

130 120 'Reasonable' isn't with possible with Bibi or Hamas. They must go if there is to be peace in Gaza, but Hamas cannot be totally destroyed or evicted and Bibi will cling to power as long as possible. Meanwhile, innocent children starve.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 15, 2024 02:31 PM (ycI94)

========

"Turning over innocent captives for terrorists serving life sentences is reasonable."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finding what is best in life with Robert E. Howard at March 15, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)

131 So what is a "child," even assuming the numbers are anything like accurate? How many of the "children" who have died were boys older than 13 but younger than 18?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:32 PM

Depends if they've been banged yet by Mohamed. Like Joe, he likes em young.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:34 PM (1ZFOy)

132 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 15, 2024 02:31 PM (ycI94)

700-1000 Hamas terrorists for what, 50 hostages if any really are still alive ? How about no.

Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 02:34 PM (Akjoo)

133
Lies.
Damn lies.
Statistics.

Posted by: Wisdom of the ages at March 15, 2024 02:34 PM (dg+HA)

134 Why was there no math warning on this thread?

We need something like the flaming skull to notify us it's coming. I recommend a hot girl at a blackboard.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 02:35 PM (1bNHn)

135 Define "child".
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child (n)
A person who showers with Joe Biden

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 02:35 PM (7MsPf)

136 So the media has been reporting numbers that are false? Unexpected.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 15, 2024 02:35 PM (6z9Vj)

137 The lump is driving the Fetterman train.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 15, 2024 02:35 PM (R4t5M)

138 There are cities in America you couldn't fit in a 15 x 12 mile band, and none of them, I'd guess, have 36 hospitals.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:36 PM (krQz2)

139 Biden spox Andrew Bates can't get away with such a brazen lie.
CAIR literally released a press release on their White House visit
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:: lays down $5 bill ::

It's not technically a lie. I suspect it was something like, "CAIR-affiliated people visited the White House in an independent capacity as subject matter experts, not under the umbrella of their affiliation with CAIR or any other organization. The press release by CAIR documents a notable event involving its personnel and affiliates, not a notable event involving the organization itself."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:36 PM (HnUIn)

140 Casualty figures have always been used as propaganda. It is just that it is also useful info.

However, everything is a lie. That is pretty much a given. So, how much useful info can be gleaned from them by us? Dick all.

This was my point about the insane casualty figures of the Ukraine thing. It also makes me wonder about the Iraq/Afghan conflicts (which seemed... low.) It is tricky waters to get into when everything is suspected of being a lie, but that is where we are at.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2024 02:36 PM (di6C2)

141 Define "child".
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child (n)
A person who showers with Joe Biden
Posted by: ...

Threadwinner nominee.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 15, 2024 02:37 PM (R4t5M)

142 Who had Candace Owens pimping for Hamas and John Fetterman supporting Israel on their 2024 Bingo card?

Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 02:37 PM (bWsRe)

143 OK. I'm PISSED which one of you broke my GAF meter? If you tell me I won't be mad. I just want to know who broke it. I am going over to Sponge's fuck farm for a bit to check his fields of fucks. When I get back I expect an answer.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:37 PM (1ZFOy)

144 Christopher Lee sings bass quite well on a Rhapsody of Fire album. He usually just narrates.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 15, 2024 02:37 PM (cf/0E)

145 Hamas is making up these numbers, too, and just randomly claiming x number of women were killed and y number of children, without the expected correlation between these numbers that genuine casualty data would show.
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Let us just clear this up. There is a reason for the confusion.

They are *all* rapeable.

Posted by: Hamas Guy at March 15, 2024 02:38 PM (krQz2)

146 *Quietly disappears into hedge.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at March 15, 2024 02:38 PM (dg+HA)

147 134 Why was there no math warning on this thread?

We need something like the flaming skull to notify us it's coming. I recommend a hot girl at a blackboard.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 02:35 PM (1bNHn)

More statistics (graphs, numerical distributions.) Which is math, but of an... odder sort. More prone to squirrelyness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2024 02:38 PM (di6C2)

148 132 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 15, 2024 02:31 PM (ycI94)

700-1000 Hamas terrorists for what, 50 hostages if any really are still alive ? How about no.
Posted by: It's me donna at March 15, 2024 02:34 PM (Akjoo)

These people were sentenced for crimes they committed.

These people were kidnapped because they were Jewish.

But remember, it's Israel who's at fault here.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 15, 2024 02:38 PM (KbCG3)

149 I am going over to Sponge's fuck farm for a bit to check his fields of fucks. When I get back I expect an answer.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:37 PM (1ZFOy)

It's not really a f*ck farm as much as it's a farm of f*cks.

Unfortunately, it's pretty barren at the moment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

150 child (n)
A person who showers with Joe Biden
Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 02:35 PM (7MsPf)
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Rough.

I second Mr. Sodium Acetylsalicylate Factory's nomination.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:39 PM (HnUIn)

151 Why is Israel keeping Hamas criminals? Kill them.

It isn't like hamas is going to uphold their part of the bargain.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2024 02:39 PM (q9vYD)

152 144 Christopher Lee sings bass quite well on a Rhapsody of Fire album. He usually just narrates.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 15, 2024 02:37 PM (cf/0E)

Ah, the Rex Harrison method.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2024 02:39 PM (di6C2)

153 Wow. I'm apparently a victim of identity theft.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 15, 2024 02:39 PM (6z9Vj)

154 So what is a "child," even assuming the numbers are anything like accurate? How many of the "children" who have died were boys older than 13 but younger than 18?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:32 PM (HnUIn)
__________

I think Pali kids are recruited into terror -- and enthusiastically participate -- at younger than 13. Lots of pics of kids that can't be more than 7 or 8 holding guns or bombs or terrorist propaganda. They practically spit out of their mothers' fetid wombs in suicide vests.

I am 100% convinced that there are no "innocent" Gazans. No matter the sex or age. (Ok, maybe like 2 or 3 year olds but that's it.) They are all terrorists, terror supporters, terror apologists, and/or rabid Jew-haters who would gladly kill a Jew if they could get away with it. Kill 'em all.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 15, 2024 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

155 144 Christopher Lee sings bass quite well on a Rhapsody of Fire album. He usually just narrates.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 15, 2024 02:37 PM

Does Momma sing tenor?

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:40 PM (1ZFOy)

156 Wow. I'm apparently a victim of identity theft.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 15, 2024 02:39 PM (6z9Vj)
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Ah, shit.

I'm sorry.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:40 PM (HnUIn)

157 Unfortunately, it's pretty barren at the moment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)
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Can the fucks speak?

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:40 PM (krQz2)

158 Hamas is evil. Evil people are liars. How very shocking. Gosh, will that make the Hollywood imbeciles wearing their bloody red hand pins rethink their imbecility? No, they'll resume their useful idiocy without batting an eye.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2024 02:40 PM (mupln)

159 *Quietly disappears into hedge.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at March 15, 2024 02:38 PM (dg+HA)

*finds Barack Owebama*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

160 74

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 15, 2024 02:20 PM (llON

Pithy!

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 02:40 PM (o3SCB)

161 We'll just join right in there.

Posted by: Me and little brother at March 15, 2024 02:40 PM (dg+HA)

162 I never trusted Candace Owens but I don't think I expected her to go that way.

There is a rabbit hole on the right that leads to certain places that fit well on the mainstream left but are still fairly shocking, even for these hard to shock bones. I have seen them.

When you know you live in a world of lies, it's easy to imagine the deceit goes a level or two beyond reason.

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 02:41 PM (7MsPf)

163 ---
Can the fucks speak?
Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:40 PM (krQz2)

If they're able to mature.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

164 I was watching an archeology show on the Mayans and they posited that the water the Mayan's were drinking (Tikal) had high levels of mercury in them. The side effects of too much mercury was obesity and fucked up thinking. After a while all the Mayan's departed Tikal for the Texas border.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 02:41 PM (FmapG)

165 >Who had Candace Owens pimping for Hamas and John Fetterman supporting Israel on their 2024 Bingo card?

Is that tied to her other thing? She went full Andrew Sullivan on the French first lady. She is angry-certain that Madame Macron used to be a dude. To pick a conspiracy that lays on top of acknowledged skeevy weirdness of the age gap.

And meanwhile, Big Mike gets off scott free.

SCOTT

FREE

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 15, 2024 02:42 PM (cf/0E)

166 Wow. I'm apparently a victim of identity theft.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 15, 2024 02:39 PM (6z9Vj)

That blows.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

167 These lovely IDF ladies love nothing more than killing terrorists and looking good in uniform, despite what Biden and antisemitic Leftists say.

https://tinyurl.com/52ne8c2t

Posted by: Part spelled backwards at March 15, 2024 02:42 PM (ycI94)

168 Anyone who supports Gaza/Palestinians/Hamas is my mortal enemy. They are also the enemy of the USA. Never thought half the government would fall in that category.

Posted by: polynikes at March 15, 2024 02:42 PM (MNhXM)

169 I was watching an archeology show on the Mayans and they posited that the water the Mayan's were drinking (Tikal) had high levels of mercury in them. The side effects of too much mercury was obesity and fucked up thinking. After a while all the Mayan's departed Tikal for the Texas border.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 02:41 PM

Then they crossed it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:42 PM (1ZFOy)

170 160 74

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 15, 2024 02:20 PM (llON

Pithy!
Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 02:40 PM (o3SCB)

Can you argue with her? She has crafted for herself a rhetorical bastille from which even the greatest argumentarians of the age could not assail her in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2024 02:42 PM (di6C2)

171 139 Biden spox Andrew Bates can't get away with such a brazen lie.
CAIR literally released a press release on their White House visit
++++
:: lays down $5 bill ::

It's not technically a lie. I suspect it was something like, "CAIR-affiliated people visited the White House in an independent capacity as subject matter experts, not under the umbrella of their affiliation with CAIR or any other organization. The press release by CAIR documents a notable event involving its personnel and affiliates, not a notable event involving the organization itself."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:36 PM (HnUIn)
________

I ain't taking that action. Also, the denial specifically refers to meetings in Chicago. The meeting that CAIR bragged about apparently took place in DC.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 15, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

172 Wow. I'm apparently a victim of identity theft.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 15, 2024 02:39 PM (6z9Vj)

--

Uh-oh. I'm sorry, Northern! I know too many people this has happened to. Identity thieves and credit card stealers should have their skin shaved off by a razor inch by inch. But that's just me.

Fwiw, Mr. Black and I keep all 3 of our credit reports locked.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2024 02:42 PM (mupln)

173 I think this bit is a not quite right. A correlation would show in the slope of the blue line. Instead of being nearly flat, it would be closer to 45 degrees. (I think the blue line is just the curve fit.) Randomness would still be present, but there would be a trend.
Posted by: Why you want beef and broccoli? at March 15, 2024 02:28 PM (bqJFm)

That graph is confusing. Note that scales differ on the two axes, and the X-axis does not start at zero. You get that sort of crap sometimes when you let Excel choose axes for you. One would expect that deaths of children would normally exceed those of women, since many, many Gazan women (who are essentially brood goats) have multiple children, and a bomb who falls on one of them will take out the whole group (if Israel was indeed indiscriminately bombing residences, as Hamas alleges).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2024 02:43 PM (tkR6S)

174 Fettermann. Go figure. Sometimes life surprises you bigly big.
Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 02:33 PM (bWsRe)
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My theory is that Dem syndrome is a persistent brain pattern and his stroke did a factory reset on his brain.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:43 PM (krQz2)

175 I ain't taking that action. Also, the denial specifically refers to meetings in Chicago. The meeting that CAIR bragged about apparently took place in DC.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 15, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)
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Ah. I missed that nuance because I was speed-reading.

So yeah, "not a lie, technically."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:43 PM (HnUIn)

176 osted by: Part spelled backwards at March 15, 2024 02:42 PM (ycI94)

Fucker

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:43 PM (1ZFOy)

177 "She is angry-certain that Madame Macron used to be a dude."

Whaaaaaaaaa????
First I've heard of this.

Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 02:44 PM (bWsRe)

178 Now show the numbers of those killed by hamas.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 15, 2024 02:44 PM (6ZY4c)

179 Posted by: Part spelled backwards at March 15, 2024 02:42 PM (ycI94)
++++
Sneaky, sneaky

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:44 PM (HnUIn)

180 142 Who had Candace Owens pimping for Hamas and John Fetterman supporting Israel on their 2024 Bingo card?
Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 02:37 PM (bWsRe)

No, I did not have that.

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 02:44 PM (o3SCB)

181 Wow. Gotta give Fetterlump credit. Well stated, sir.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at March 15, 2024 02:44 PM (DIB8X)

182 Speaking of math I noticed the other day that the product of numbers two digits apart is always one less than the product of the square of the number between them.

For example

4 x 6 = 24
5 x 5 = 25

10 x 12 = 120
11 x 11 = 121

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 02:44 PM (7MsPf)

183 I like big butts I cannot deny it.............

Fani Willis gots back.....

Un....Cha.....Um.....Cha....Um....Cha

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 15, 2024 02:44 PM (PYJJG)

184 Lying terrorists caught lying!?!?

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Bastards probably jaywalk too!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 15, 2024 02:44 PM (FVME7)

185 Who had Candace Owens pimping for Hamas and John Fetterman supporting Israel on their 2024 Bingo card?

Strange times. Candace Owens can go horsefuck. Scrunt. Enjoy your new supporters Candy. You gone.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:45 PM (1ZFOy)

186 Can the fucks speak?
Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:40 PM (krQz2)

If they're able to mature.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)
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Ah, Sponge, you usually know where I was going.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:45 PM (krQz2)

187 Fetterman - Fetterman! - is smarter than the Biden crowd on this. Good on him.

Posted by: Paco at March 15, 2024 02:45 PM (njExo)

188 177 "She is angry-certain that Madame Macron used to be a dude."

Whaaaaaaaaa????
First I've heard of this.
Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 02:44 PM (bWsRe)

IIRC, she was a much older woman than Macron (10-15 years?) I never heard the Big Mike theory outside of... big mike.

And Trudeau's mom was a whore.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2024 02:45 PM (di6C2)

189 Yes, master

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEVHM014cwg

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 15, 2024 02:46 PM (X4yCj)

190 66 I see that the "White House team" that met with CAIR was mostly third-raters and nobodies, Susan Rice being perhaps the most prominent of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2024 02:19 PM (tkR6S)

She is one of the folks actually running the Government... so yeah.. big deal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 15, 2024 02:46 PM (xaFKb)

191 147 134 Why was there no math warning on this thread?

We need something like the flaming skull to notify us it's coming. I recommend a hot girl at a blackboard.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 15, 2024 02:35 PM (1bNHn)

More statistics (graphs, numerical distributions.) Which is math, but of an... odder sort. More prone to squirrelyness.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2024 02:38 PM (di6C2)

Like Monty's DOOM chart.

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 02:46 PM (o3SCB)

192 This busty blonde in a slightly undersized bikini has no desire to deceive you about the following link:
http://tiny.cc/8kmjxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:46 PM (HnUIn)

193 4 x 6 = 24
5 x 5 = 25

10 x 12 = 120
11 x 11 = 121
Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 02:44 PM (7MsPf)

Math is pretty mathy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2024 02:47 PM (di6C2)

194 Speaking of math I noticed the other day that the product of numbers two digits apart is always one less than the product of the square of the number between them.

--

My brain just exploded.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2024 02:47 PM (mupln)

195 Fetterman - Fetterman! - is smarter than the Biden crowd on this. Good on him.
Posted by: Paco at March 15, 2024 02:45 PM (njExo)
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No solid data on whether neck-kuato helps him.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:47 PM (krQz2)

196 It’s not only Israel where Fetterman has left the Dem plantation. He’s all in on border security and also kicking out Menendez from the Senate.

Posted by: polynikes at March 15, 2024 02:47 PM (MNhXM)

197 I see that the "White House team" that met with CAIR was mostly third-raters and nobodies, Susan Rice being perhaps the most prominent of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2024 02:19 PM (tkR6S)
++++
Susan Rice is not a third-rater, she's one of the major Party commanders. She's real power.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:47 PM (HnUIn)

198 162 I never trusted Candace Owens but I don't think I expected her to go that way.

There is a rabbit hole on the right that leads to certain places that fit well on the mainstream left but are still fairly shocking, even for these hard to shock bones. I have seen them.

When you know you live in a world of lies, it's easy to imagine the deceit goes a level or two beyond reason.
Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 02:41 PM (7MsPf)

The Nick Fuentes//Groyper wing.

Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 02:47 PM (UnA8+)

199 The side effects of too much mercury was obesity and fucked up thinking.

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Tank Abrams eats thermometers for breakfast.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 15, 2024 02:47 PM (FVME7)

200 A lie isn't a lie when it's issued for the Right Cause.

Posted by: Big Penguin at March 15, 2024 02:48 PM (a3Q+t)

201 197 Susan Rice is not a third-rater, she's one of the major Party commanders. She's real power.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:47 PM (HnUIn)

You can tell because they go out of their way to try to make it look like she isn't.

Which just makes it that much more obvious.

Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 02:48 PM (UnA8+)

202 Fetterman saw the people crossing the border holding torches and pitchforks.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 15, 2024 02:48 PM (cf/0E)

203 The number I cannot seem to find anywhere is the actual casualty count in Gaza. I've seen all these demonstrations of how wrong the numbers from the Gaza Health Ministry are, and how they are obvious fabrications and lies -- but I've seen no refutation of their claim to over 31,000 killed.

Is that a good total number? Irrespective of the mix of women and children into to - is it a good total number? I have not been able to find out.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 15, 2024 02:48 PM (TOe+Q)

204 IIRC, she was a much older woman than Macron (10-15 years?) I never heard the Big Mike theory outside of... big mike.

__

Yeah she was his teacher, started banging him when he was 15 or 16 and she was 40. This is not some secret or anything, it's factual and acknowledged by everyone.

Forget it Jake, it's Frenchtown.

Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 02:49 PM (bWsRe)

205 179 Posted by: Part spelled backwards at March 15, 2024 02:42 PM (ycI94)
++++
Sneaky, sneaky
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Lol. I appreciate your tasteful pallete-cleanser follow on post, but am disappointed it wasn't IDF ladies. Everyone knows how hot they are, so I hoped they'd make good bait lol

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 15, 2024 02:49 PM (ycI94)

206 Fetterman saw the people crossing the border holding torches and pitchforks.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 15, 2024 02:48 PM (cf/0E)
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Why didn't that scare John Kerry?

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:49 PM (krQz2)

207 192 This busty blonde in a slightly undersized bikini has no desire to deceive you about the following link:
http://tiny.cc/8kmjxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:46 PM (HnUIn)

Hmmmm. Counter:

https://tinyurl.com/3knz8mtb

I prefer solid colors.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2024 02:49 PM (di6C2)

208 I was watching an archeology show on the Mayans and they posited that the water the Mayan's were drinking (Tikal) had high levels of mercury in them.

Very interesting. Here's a link with some discussion.

The research shows that Maya... had a history of mercury use that began at least two millennia before the arrival of the Spanish Conquistadors – and that this mercury can still be detected many centuries later in the environment today
Ancient Maya sites across Guatemala, Belize, the Yucatan of Mexico, El Salvador, and Honduras report environmental mercury concentrations that equal or exceed modern benchmarks for toxicity.
The ancient Mayan used a form of mercury called cinnabar for decorative and ceremonial purposes. Archaeological records shows cinnabar (HgS) and rare finds of liquid mercury in important burial and religious contexts.
Elemental mercury has been found in pots and vessels and in buried soils at some Maya sites...

https://tinyurl.com/3zdj59nw

I'm a little surprised they didn't mention using mercury in gold extraction, just alchemy. That's what the Conquistadors and their descendants used.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 15, 2024 02:49 PM (CsUN+)

209 177 "She is angry-certain that Madame Macron used to be a dude."

Whaaaaaaaaa????
First I've heard of this.
Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 02:44 PM (bWsRe)
_______

It's been floating around for a while now. But like the story about Obama having gay sex in a car were suppressed, so has this. I don't care enough to care enough. But . . . the hysterical cries of "conspiracy theory" and demonization of anyone who thinks it might be true give me some indication it very well might be.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 15, 2024 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

210 Posted by: Lady in Black at March 15, 2024 02:47 PM (mupln)

If I had a nickel....

Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 02:50 PM (7MsPf)

211 If I had a nickel....
Posted by: ... at March 15, 2024 02:50 PM (7MsPf)
++++
You'd nickel in the morning?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:50 PM (HnUIn)

212 Fetterman saw the people crossing the border holding torches and pitchforks.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 15, 2024 02:48 PM (cf/0E)

Took me a second but ISWYDT

Posted by: polynikes at March 15, 2024 02:51 PM (MNhXM)

213 Yeah she was his teacher, started banging him when he was 15 or 16 and she was 40. This is not some secret or anything, it's factual and acknowledged by everyone.

Forget it Jake, it's Frenchtown.
Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 02:49 PM (bWsRe)

But she violated the French rule.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2024 02:51 PM (di6C2)

214 But . . . the hysterical cries of "conspiracy theory" and demonization of anyone who thinks it might be true give me some indication it very well might be.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 15, 2024 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

___

Eh. I dunno, that's kinda cray cray stuff. She was on the scene with Macron 20 years ago, long before being a tranny was cool and hip. That's a long time to keep that up and hidden.

Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 02:51 PM (bWsRe)

215 Don't get started on math! It's all fun and games until you find yourself sucking of professors for quadratic equations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 15, 2024 02:52 PM (FVME7)

216 200 A lie isn't a lie when it's issued for the Right Cause.
Posted by: Big Penguin

My thoughts EXACTLY!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 15, 2024 02:53 PM (ycI94)

217 This busty blonde in a slightly undersized bikini
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:46 PM

Based on root and eyebrow analysis, her blonde status is suspect. Could you post her IQ test results?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 15, 2024 02:53 PM (a3Q+t)

218 Lol. I appreciate your tasteful pallete-cleanser follow on post, but am disappointed it wasn't IDF ladies. Everyone knows how hot they are, so I hoped they'd make good bait lol
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 15, 2024 02:49 PM (ycI94)

Here you go, Akbar.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxakxnm

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2024 02:53 PM (di6C2)

219 If Democrats didn't believe they needed the votes of insidious, radical Muslims, they wouldn't give a shit about the Palestinians. In fact, look around the globe. Countries who don't need this votes or haven't been behind the WEF mass forced illegal migrations don't care at all.

Posted by: Truthbomb at March 15, 2024 02:53 PM (+Odgf)

220 Backlash!! Backlash!!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 15, 2024 02:54 PM (2yu8s)

221 200 A lie isn't a lie when it's issued for the Right Cause.
Posted by: Big Penguin

My thoughts EXACTLY!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 15, 2024 02:53 PM (ycI94)

The ends justify the means is the Left’s mission statement.

Posted by: polynikes at March 15, 2024 02:54 PM (MNhXM)

222 Susan Rice is not a third-rater, she's one of the major Party commanders. She's real power.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:47 PM (HnUIn)

But pretty much unknown by most of the LIV's.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2024 02:54 PM (tkR6S)

223 215 Don't get started on math! It's all fun and games until you find yourself sucking of professors for quadratic equations.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 15, 2024 02:52 PM (FVME7)

Well, that turned into Requiem for a Dream quickly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2024 02:54 PM (di6C2)

224 But she violated the French rule.
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Stop to swallow every now and then??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 15, 2024 02:55 PM (2yu8s)

225 A lie isn't a lie when it's issued for the Right Cause.
Posted by: Big Penguin

---
Especially if you believe it!

Posted by: George Costanza at March 15, 2024 02:55 PM (krQz2)

226 Who had Candace Owens pimping for Hamas and John Fetterman supporting Israel on their 2024 Bingo card?

Strange times. Candace Owens can go horsefuck. Scrunt. Enjoy your new supporters Candy. You gone.

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 15, 2024 02:45 PM (1ZFOy)

I've noticed that the anti-Semites often lump JINOs into their vast Jewish conspiracies, which like saying I, a conservative Protestant, believe the exact same things as an all-but- excommunicated Catholic like Pelosi because we're "the same religion."

Posted by: pookysgirl, Solo Deo Gloria at March 15, 2024 02:56 PM (dtlDP)

227 If Democrats didn't believe they needed the votes of insidious, radical Muslims, they wouldn't give a shit about the Palestinians.

I don't know...they've publicly hated on Jews well before they needed Muslim support.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 15, 2024 02:57 PM (ycI94)

228 As per the photo and caption:

Douglas Emhoff is NOT a White House official. He is the second Gentlemen and not a government official. It is a honorific, a title for being married to an elected official.

He has NO BUSINESS being in that meeting.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2024 02:57 PM (lf83v)

229 NYC subway shooter not going to be charged: Prosecutor said it was....(checks notes)..self-defense. In NYC?

Posted by: WisRich at March 15, 2024 02:58 PM (G0vdT)

230 Is this where Republicans pounce?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2024 02:58 PM (lf83v)

231 If Democrats didn't believe they needed the votes of insidious, radical Muslims, they wouldn't give a shit about the Palestinians.

I don't know...they've publicly hated on Jews well before they needed Muslim support.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 15, 2024 02:57 PM (ycI94)

It’s from the Dems KKK days.

Posted by: polynikes at March 15, 2024 02:58 PM (MNhXM)

232 Tyson Foods Wants To Hire 52,000 Asylum Seekers For Factory Jobs
New York City shelters are overwhelmed with migrants.

Many of them have arrived in Texas or Florida and then taken buses to New York, where shelter and benefits are guaranteed. However, the city is scrambling as the number continues to climb and the migrants look to build a new life in America, which includes housing and work.

But for companies like Tyson Foods Inc., struggling to fill unpopular jobs with a U.S. unemployment rate of 3.9%, this new population presents an alluring opportunity.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 15, 2024 02:58 PM (2yu8s)

233 Douglas Emhoff is NOT a White House official. He is the second Gentlemen and not a government official. It is a honorific, a title for being married to an elected official.

He has NO BUSINESS being in that meeting.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2024 02:57 PM (lf83v)
++++
If I had a meeting with "White House Officials" and the "Second Gentlemen" came along, I'd walk out of the room unless he had some official capacity within the administration along with the honorary title.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:58 PM (HnUIn)

234 What is a psychological information operation anyway?

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2024 02:58 PM (zhWvq)

235 219 If Democrats didn't believe they needed the votes of insidious, radical Muslims, they wouldn't give a shit about the Palestinians. In fact, look around the globe. Countries who don't need this votes or haven't been behind the WEF mass forced illegal migrations don't care at all.
Posted by: Truthbomb at March 15, 2024 02:53 PM (+Odgf)

It's the tiktok crowd they're trying to placate. Not enough muzzies (yet) to make a difference outside of Michigan.

Posted by: Montec at March 15, 2024 02:59 PM (bWsRe)

236 Here you go, Akbar.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxakxnm
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Thus feels like a...well, you know...but I don't know how you could post something worse than I do, so I can click without fear!

Yes...very nice.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 15, 2024 02:59 PM (ycI94)

237 229 NYC subway shooter not going to be charged: Prosecutor said it was....(checks notes)..self-defense. In NYC?
-----------------
Must have been a black guy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 02:59 PM (FmapG)

238 Is this where Republicans pounce?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2024 02:58 PM (lf83v)

If only. They're more likely to mince. With some gadding about. Not sure about gamboling.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I May No Longer Be able To Even at March 15, 2024 03:00 PM (MvA9C)

239 It’s not only Israel where Fetterman has left the Dem plantation. He’s all in on border security and also kicking out Menendez from the Senate.
____________

It's his lump. His lump has obscured Fetterman's brain and now controls his speech.

All Hail The Lump!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2024 03:00 PM (lf83v)

240 NYC subway shooter not going to be charged: Prosecutor said it was....(checks notes)..self-defense. In NYC?
-----------------
Must have been a black guy.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 02:59 PM (FmapG)

Didn’t he shoot himself in the head?

Posted by: polynikes at March 15, 2024 03:00 PM (MNhXM)

241 Can we start by calling the Palestinians what they really are... Egyptians
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 15, 2024 02:12 PM (ie9Cr)

Or Syrian / Lebanese.

The Levant is a waystation for travel N/S on that part of the Med and has been for thousands of years. Politically it was never long part of Egypt unless the same power owned it and the Syria region.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 15, 2024 03:01 PM (eoQWY)

242 A lie isn't a lie when it's issued for the Right Cause.
Posted by: Big Penguin

---
And to think, they got there through nihilism.

1. There is no Good.
2. Good is just want people want.
3. I want some things.
4. Thus to me the things I want are "good".
5. I have an equal right to compete for what I think call "good" as you do.
6. There are no external rules to establish "The Good" in other people's minds, because #1 There is no Good.
7. Everything I do in pursuit of what I call "The Good" is as justified as what you do in your pursuit of what you call "The Good".
8. What you would call the "Rules of Contention" is part of your concept of "Good".
9. Therefore, if I accept your concept of "fair play", I have allowed you to win, and I might not get what I call "The Good".

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 03:01 PM (krQz2)

243 Here you go, Akbar.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxakxnm
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Thus feels like a...well, you know...but I don't know how you could post something worse than I do, so I can click without fear!

Yes...very nice.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 15, 2024 02:59 PM

Pretty girl, but them's some Brook Shields level eyebrows.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2024 03:01 PM (Wnv9h)

244 Fraudulent accounting is discovered all the time by such mathematical analysis.

Of course, when your goal is to kill as many of those filthy Joos as possible, such methods are okey-dokey.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 15, 2024 03:01 PM (BxvY+)

245 Michigan is a lost cause, Dearbornistan or no.

Prop 2 in '22 enshrined The Cheat into the state constitution. Until and unless Witchmer and her coven are fully exorcised, there are no elections here, just Ballot Theater.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 15, 2024 03:01 PM (UfRqq)

246 Kristi Noem just sent me a text. I'm going to ask for nudes and see what happens.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 15, 2024 03:01 PM (KbCG3)

247 https://tinyurl.com/mrxakxnm
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Very nice. She could see to those Eugene Levy eyebrows, though. Like wooly bear caterpillars.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I May No Longer Be able To Even at March 15, 2024 03:02 PM (MvA9C)

248
It's his lump. His lump has obscured Fetterman's brain and now controls his speech.

All Hail The Lump!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2024 03:00 PM (lf83v)

Open Your Mind……Open your mind.

Posted by: polynikes at March 15, 2024 03:02 PM (MNhXM)

249 The ancient Mayan used a form of mercury called cinnabar for decorative and ceremonial purposes. Archaeological records shows cinnabar (HgS) and rare finds of liquid mercury in important burial and religious contexts.
Elemental mercury has been found in pots and vessels and in buried soils at some Maya sites...

https://tinyurl.com/3zdj59nw

I'm a little surprised they didn't mention using mercury in gold extraction, just alchemy. That's what the Conquistadors and their descendants used.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 15, 2024 02:49 PM (CsUN+)

Cinnabar, HgS, isn't a "form" of mercury. It is the chief ore mineral of mercury, And to obtain mercury metal from it, all you need do is heat it in a retort, and you could make a suitable retort from clay pots.

I have seen an amalgam plate used to recover gold from crushed ore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2024 03:02 PM (tkR6S)

250 When Llllloyd* Austin was in the Army he saw a lot of action, most of it affirmative.

When he was in the shit, it was of the bull variety, much of his own making.

*Lowlife lame loser Lloyd

Posted by: Minuteman at March 15, 2024 03:02 PM (LaNzR)

251 I've noticed that the anti-Semites often lump JINOs into their vast Jewish conspiracies, which like saying I, a conservative Protestant, believe the exact same things as an all-but- excommunicated Catholic like Pelosi because we're "the same religion."
Posted by: pookysgirl, Solo Deo Gloria at March 15, 2024 02:56 PM (dtlDP)

Racism is a group bias (just based on race.) Judaism is an odd one because it is both a semi-racial thing but also a cultural and ... voluntary association thing. You can choose to be one as you can choose to be a Catholic or a buddist.

Group bias is what leads to genocide (and I think the foundational aspect of calling something a genocide.) Did the Turks try to wipe out the Armenians because they were Armenians or because they were Christians? Because they were Christians I think is the right answer, but they also happened to be a racially different subset. What China is doing with the Uighurs is not predicated on race, but also on ideology (or perceived ideology of the group by the ruling class.)

It's why Hadrian (the emperor) tried to specifically destroy Judaism. It was not a racial animus. He just saw the ideology/religion as being too troublesome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2024 03:03 PM (di6C2)

252 Green Helmet prepared those casualty numbers for Hamas.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2024 03:03 PM (lf83v)

253 Does Momma sing tenor?
Posted by: Minnfidel

No. She's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 15, 2024 03:04 PM (JkCto)

254 "NYC subway shooter not going to be charged: Prosecutor said it was....(checks notes)..self-defense."

Having viewed the video several times, that appears to be the case. The black guy was clearly the aggressor. The latino guy took the black guy's gun away and shot him with it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $26 burrito at March 15, 2024 03:04 PM (MeG8a)

255 It's his lump. His lump has obscured Fetterman's brain and now controls his speech.

All Hail The Lump!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2024 03:00 PM (lf83v)

Kuato 2024!

Trump's VP pick? He could do worse.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2024 03:04 PM (di6C2)

256 If all those kids are dying, why are the survivors starving?
Posted by: Jon Swift at March 15, 2024 02:16 PM (vFG9F)

Don't let the tender meat go to waste.

Posted by: Jimmy "Barbeque" Cherizier. at March 15, 2024 03:04 PM (v0R5T)

257 192 This busty blonde in a slightly undersized bikini has no desire to deceive you about the following link:
http://tiny.cc/8kmjxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 02:46 PM (HnUIn)

Looks like she's on the set of Gilligan's Island

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 15, 2024 03:04 PM (IGKzA)

258 Michigan is a lost cause, Dearbornistan or no.

Prop 2 in '22 enshrined The Cheat into the state constitution. Until and unless Witchmer and her coven are fully exorcised, there are no elections here, just Ballot Theater.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 15, 2024 03:01 PM (UfRqq)
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That's what I've been trying to tell people on this board and others.

Prop 2 can also be called the All Your Election Are Belong to the Secretary of State Proposal.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 03:05 PM (krQz2)

259 The Lump is going to primary Jon Fetterman. He's already doing focus groups and soft-money fundraising.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2024 03:05 PM (lf83v)

260 No. She's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 15, 2024 03:04 PM (JkCto)

One of my favorite scenes from Freaks and Geeks was when Sam's parents were listening to that song. He quickly got the double entendre and was appalled. Took Mom a bit longer to get it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I May No Longer Be able To Even at March 15, 2024 03:06 PM (MvA9C)

261 Pretty girl, but them's some Brook Shields level eyebrows.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 15, 2024 03:01 PM (Wnv9h)
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Meh. There's no dandruff in 'em. All is well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 15, 2024 03:06 PM (HnUIn)

262 Off, Seinfeld sock!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 15, 2024 03:06 PM (T+Iwg)

263 Does Momma sing tenor?
Posted by: Minnfidel

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Ahem. Birthing-parent.

Posted by: US Congress at March 15, 2024 03:07 PM (krQz2)

264 You think Erdogan supporting Oz would be advocating for Israel?

Posted by: polynikes at March 15, 2024 03:07 PM (MNhXM)

265 Kristi Noem just sent me a text. I'm going to ask for nudes and see what happens.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 15, 2024 03:01 PM (KbCG3)
.......

Nikki Haley quit texting me, maybe cuz I never asked for pics.

Posted by: Jimmy at March 15, 2024 03:07 PM (v0R5T)

266 "NYC subway shooter not going to be charged: Prosecutor said it was....(checks notes)..self-defense."

Having viewed the video several times, that appears to be the case. The black guy was clearly the aggressor. The latino guy took the black guy's gun away and shot him with it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Possessing a gun in NYC without a license is a felony.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 03:08 PM (uiWTm)

267 From Insty:
"The Doghmosh Family — a major clan in Gaza — has issued a statement declaring that all Hamas members are legitimate targets after its leader was assassinated by members of the terror group along with ten other relatives allegedly for stealing humanitarian aid and being in contact with Israel."

Me: why does this feel like Iraq circa 2003-2008?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2024 03:09 PM (di6C2)

268 Kristi Noem just sent me a text. I'm going to ask for nudes and see what happens.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 15, 2024 03:01 PM (KbCG3)

Why rush straight to the clitoris?

As for Lingerie pics first.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

269 Nood full of non-nooding non-nooders.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 03:09 PM (krQz2)

270 >"NYC subway shooter not going to be charged: Prosecutor said it was....(checks notes)..self-defense."

I watched the video and it was clearly not. Meanwhile the marine with the mustache is put on trial. We used to be a proper fucking country, to borrow a British idiom.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 15, 2024 03:09 PM (cf/0E)

271 Nikki Haley quit texting me, maybe cuz I never asked for pics.

__________

Did you underestimate her?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 15, 2024 03:09 PM (lf83v)

272
Possessing a gun in NYC without a license is a felony.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 03:08 PM (uiWTm)

If you're white.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 15, 2024 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

273 269 Nood full of non-nooding non-nooders.
Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 03:09 PM (krQz2)

Thank you, Axeman.

Posted by: m at March 15, 2024 03:10 PM (o3SCB)

274 You think Erdogan supporting Oz would be advocating for Israel?

Posted by: polynikes at March 15, 2024 03:07 PM (MNhXM)
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Oh, Oz never gave nothing to the Tin Man.

Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 03:10 PM (krQz2)

275 Possessing a gun in NYC without a license is a felony.
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Depends on who you are. Progressive Constitutional Interpretation says so.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 15, 2024 03:10 PM (FmapG)

276 Prop 2 can also be called the All Your Election Are Belong to the Secretary of State Proposal.

Yep. Just the audacious opacity of eliminating precinct counts is enough. I expect the coven to keep making gains in the state leg as they fraud more and more of the Rs out of local offices.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 15, 2024 03:10 PM (UfRqq)

277 266 "NYC subway shooter not going to be charged: Prosecutor said it was....(checks notes)..self-defense."

Having viewed the video several times, that appears to be the case. The black guy was clearly the aggressor. The latino guy took the black guy's gun away and shot him with it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Possessing a gun in NYC without a license is a felony.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 15, 2024 03:08 PM (uiWTm)

Huh. So the white guy who restrained the other guy was somehow... worse than this Latino guy taking the other guy's gun and shooting him dead. Maybe the marine should have just snapped the guy's neck and had done.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2024 03:10 PM (di6C2)

278 Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 15, 2024 03:09 PM (cf/0E)

It’s confusing since the guy who got shot got shot with his own gun.

Posted by: polynikes at March 15, 2024 03:11 PM (MNhXM)

279 The Biden junta and the federal government are actually playing for the other side, the terrorist side. The enemies of the America side. In fact, the Biden junta and the federal government are our enemies.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 15, 2024 03:11 PM (17s+e)

280 Prosecutor said it was....(checks notes)..self-defense. In NYC?

Posted by: WisRich at March 15, 2024 02:58 PM (G0vdT)

What color was he?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2024 03:12 PM (gSZYf)

281
See "Benford's Law" for example. This trips up many a fraudster. With "real numbers" from just about anything (there are exceptions), the leading digits of said numbers (say a list of sales figures for a day or what have you) don't occur with equal probability.

The leading digits are heavily skewed toward the lower digits.

Second, when people make up "random numbers" they aren't very random. The human brain doesn't work too well there. People tend to think that odd numbers are more random than even, for instance.

If you're going to make up numbers, you need to know what you're doing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 15, 2024 03:12 PM (w6EFb)

282 It’s not only Israel where Fetterman has left the Dem plantation. He’s all in on border security and also kicking out Menendez from the Senate.
Posted by: polynikes
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I-uh,, uh-I-uh,, d-d-d-did uh, I d-did what!?

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at March 15, 2024 03:15 PM (X4yCj)

283 The video I saw was a little under 5 minutes long. The black guy was on a "I'ma beat you up!" rant. He taunted the other fellow for several minutes. Then they squared off but the smaller latino guy managed to elude the black guy for a while but the larger black guy landed some blows and had the latino guy down on the benches. At some point the black guy got stabbed, don't know how this happened. Video was moving around. People were yelling at them to stop. Latino guy manages to get up, black guy still going at him. Then I heard 3 shots the video goes completely off subject. Panic.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $26 burrito at March 15, 2024 03:15 PM (MeG8a)

284 A subsequent video showed the latino guy being handcuffed and the black guy bleeding in the subway car.

Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $26 burrito at March 15, 2024 03:15 PM (MeG8a)

285 If the West truly wants to get the real number of deaths Israel is inflicting on the poor, downtrodden Palestinians, the scientific method would be to gather up all the Mickey Mouse plush toys found atop rubble piles and multiply by 7.

Posted by: red speck at March 15, 2024 03:18 PM (0Id0S)

286 yeah

I am lump.

Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at March 15, 2024 03:24 PM (Vu7A1)

287 CAIR-Philadelphia Criticizes City of Philadelphia, Welcomes Congresswoman Scanlon, State Senators and Representatives’ Calls for A Sustained Ceasefire in Gaza, 11/22/23

(In part) Tekelioglu said: “It is wonderful to see Congresswoman Scanlon join Congresswoman Summer Lee in this moral and courageous stance. The call by State Senator Nikil Saval and his colleagues in the Pennsylvania State Assembly should be heeded by all politicians. Our communities will remember these names with appreciation and will not forget the deafening silence of those Congressional members in the face of such atrocity brought upon the people of Gaza.”

The state level legislators signing the letter are Sen. Katie Muth, D-Berks/Chester/Montgomery, Sen. Nikil Saval, D-Philadelphia, Sen. Lindsey Williams, D-Allegheny, Rep. Gina Curry, D-Delaware, Rep. Roni Green, D-Philadelphia, Rep. Tarik Khan, D-Philadelphia, .."

Mar 9, 2024 - Representative Mary Gay Scanlon made it clear why Strath Haven was chosen as the kickoff location for President Joe Biden’s reelection campaign. During brief introductory speech for the event, she remarked: “Delco Elects Presidents."

There's the door.

Posted by: L - Even if it doesn't begin as rope-a-dope, somehow they'll manage to screw at least half the count at March 15, 2024 03:36 PM (GshMh)

288 It's just not possible that nearly the exact same number of people are killed every single day, whether Israel's tempo of battle is high or low.

***********

Maybe the Gaza Health Ministry casualty counters have a really good union and they are capped at counting only up to 200 a day.

Just spitballing here.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 15, 2024 03:39 PM (991eG)

289 The “scientific government” of John Dewey and the mid twentieth century progressives is a distant memory. This leaves the regime with no choice but to lie … about everything. Thus, in a weird way, the regime’s growing mastery of political propaganda is a consequence of its technical incompetence.

Posted by: SMOD at March 15, 2024 03:57 PM (RHGPo)

290 65 29 And their are 2 words for doctrine-sanctioned lying. The one everyone knows is "taqiyya", but there is another one whose name I forget right now. Taqiyya is about lying to infidels, but there is one for Muslims lying socially to other Muslims.
Posted by: Axeman at March 15, 2024 02:10 PM (krQz2)

There are a whole lot more than that.

There are at least 6 for doctrine-sanctioned lying.

-Taqiyya
-Muruna
-Tawriyah
-Kitman
-Darura

...I can't remember the 6th, at the moment.

Posted by: XTC at March 15, 2024 02:18 PM (UnA8+)

Taqiya, Hiyal, Adab al jadal, dawah, kitman, tafsir, darura, and muruna
https://tinyurl.com/mr4ck3c9

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 15, 2024 05:02 PM (ynpvh)

291 As base as Fetterman's statement is, I disagree.

Israel has the right to wipe Gaza off the face of the earth. As a people, as a pseudo-state. Everyone. They are and always have been an EXISTENTIAL THREAT to Israel: not just Hamas, but the PLO, Fatah, the PA, and every other gov't they've ever put in place and every other organization they have wholeheartedly supported. Because the Palestinian people are horrible, awful barbarians, who desire the death of another people and can't seem to shake that habit.

Posted by: GWB at March 15, 2024 06:59 PM (69JzL)

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