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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | As Criminal Gangs Murder Their Way to Power in Haiti, Biden Sends American Marines Into the MeatgrinderWe've got boots on the ground in Gaza building a dock, and US Marines inserted into a f***ing gangwar in a shithole country.A Marine anti-terrorism unit has now been deployed to protect the American embassy in Haiti, U.S. military officials say, as violent gangs continue to generate unrest in the Caribbean nation's capital.Why not just evacuate the embassy? It's nothing but gaslighting 24/7 -- inserting US troops into a foreign gangwar is "a common and routine practice worldwide." The former president had to flee because of "unrest." "A peaceful transition of power" is out the door already. ... The deployment of a multinational force to Haiti with a price tag of $100 million was announced by Secretary of State Antony Blinken following a meeting with Caribbean leaders in Jamaica on Monday. ... But Haitian gang leader Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier said Monday that "Haitian people will choose who will govern them," according to The Associated Press.Oh right -- one of the gang leaders is named "Barbecue." He might attempt to become the country's leader. A violent uprising in the Caribbean nation of Haiti has put the spotlight on the man leading the mayhem -- a homicidal gang boss and former policeman called Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier. Over the past two weeks, Haiti's powerful gangs have plunged a country already on life support into a coma. More than 3,800 hardened criminals were broken out of Haiti's two biggest jails, the country's international airport has been partially taken over, and gangs have tried to seize the political quarter of its capital, Port-au-Prince. Following the recent wave of violence, the country's acting president, Ariel Henry, has agreed to step down once a transitional council has been created to run the country. Henry has become a pariah in Haitian politics. He is an unelected leader, taking power after Haiti's president was assassinated in 2021, and has presided over the country's economic freefall. It is unclear how the current political crisis will be solved. But Chérizier has emerged from the armed insurrection as the most formidable leader in Haiti, and some suspect he may have political aspirations of his own.Racism in a 99.9% black country, huh? DeSantis has put Florida's border agents on high alert, expecting a mass boatlift from this shithole country. Border agents in Miami have been told to prepare for a wave of migration from Haiti following the takeover of the country by bloodthirsty gangs, The Post has learned. An internal agency email leaked to The Post pointed out it is unlikely Haitians who take to the sea and enter Florida illegally will be repatriated back to their home country, given its instability. The message also warned that one vessel of migrants landing would overwhelm agency capabilities in the area. "One landing will cripple the station and our ability to respond to other traffic," the email to agents read. Roughly 15,000 people have been internally displaced in recent days due to the gang takeover of the country, according to the UN. The gangs have wreaked violence and terror through the burning of buildings, lootings, attacks on police stations and government infrastructure resulting in the closure of hospitals, disease and starvation.Oh, like an American Summer of Love, then! Of course not. The email goes on to say that Biden's Coast Guard will "guide" the ships towards "land" -- meaning Florida, of course. How about guiding them towards the port city of Washington, DC? Hey, remember when Trump accurately identified Haiti as a "shithole country" and the entire Regime Media Cartel lost their minds and insisted it was the Best Country Ever?! The Washington Post wants you to know that Haiti is totally not a shithole country. PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti -- On a ride through the gang-controlled streets of Haiti's capital on Friday, past an improvised barricade, the motorcycle taxi reached a crossroad. First came the smell -- of something burning. Then, the sight: a corpse, charred black, lying in the middle of street, its bones and feet sticking out of the pile of ash. The night before, Jimmy Boursiquot, a carpenter who lives nearby, heard two gunshots. Peering carefully out his window, checking his watch -- it was 8:24 p.m. -- he saw two men drive away, leaving the body behind, not far from a university administration office and one of Haiti's largest telecommunications companies. A few hours later, he said, the men returned and burned the remains. The streets of Port-au-Prince reek with the stench of the dead. It's a grisly new marker of the violence and dysfunction in this beleaguered Caribbean nation of 11 million people. In the absence of a functioning state, violent armed gangs have taken control of more than 80 percent of the capital, the United Nations estimates. Gunfire crackles at all hours. Residents who dare leave their homes stumble across bodies that have been left where they fell. Port-au-Prince reached a high of 92 degrees on Friday. The smell of decaying corpses, human rights activists say, has driven some people from their homes. Others have taken it upon themselves to move or burn the bodies. Because who else will?The US Marines, I guess. Oh, and a video went viral showing a gang member eating human body parts. Don't worry about it, the fact-checkers say -- that video, while real, is Two Years Old! So it's "misleading" to associate it with the current conditions in the shithole country. No, this cannibalism occurred when the country was in a state of relative peace and prosperity.
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 12:12 PM (Zz0t1) 2
Conan O'Brien needs to take another trip to Haiti. He'll prove this is all lies.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 12:13 PM (Zz0t1) 3
Nicely done, Sponge. Nicely done.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 13, 2024 12:14 PM (5sOEG) 4
"With the breakdown of the government in Haiti repatriating Haitians may not be happening for the foreseeable future," the email read. "If this is the case, then the Coast Guard may not be stopping Haitian sail freighter
Of course not. The email goes on to say that Biden's Coast Guard will "guide" the ships towards "land" -- meaning Florida, of course. How about guiding them towards the port city of Washington, DC? How about guiding the back to, oh, I don't know, HAITI? Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2024 12:14 PM (CsUN+) Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 13, 2024 12:14 PM (t/2Uw) 6
Well, s***.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2024 12:14 PM (CsUN+) 7
It's nothing but gaslighting 24/7 -- inserting US troops into a foreign gangwar is "a common and routine practice worldwide."
Meh. What's the worst that could happen? Posted by: Mutilated Zombie Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens at March 13, 2024 12:15 PM (JCZqz) 8
>A Marine anti-terrorism unit has now been deployed to protect the American embassy in Haiti
are they allowed to use their weapons? Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 12:15 PM (oCjPU) Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2024 12:15 PM (CsUN+) Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2024 12:16 PM (WXNFJ) 11
I hope the solenodons will be OK.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 13, 2024 12:17 PM (9yWhg) 12
Nicely done, Sponge. Nicely done.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 13, 2024 12:14 PM (5sOEG) *fistbump* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 12:17 PM (Zz0t1) 13
A Marine anti-terrorism unit has now been deployed to protect the American embassy in Haiti
are they allowed to use their weapons? Posted by: Don Black ROE or not ROE, that is the question. Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2024 12:17 PM (WXNFJ) 14
Wait. Famous Dave is president of Haiti?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 13, 2024 12:18 PM (FVME7) 15
Remember to turn in your guns to the nearest police buy back scheme!
Riiiiiight.... Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 13, 2024 12:18 PM (MeG8a) 16
Abhorrent, repulsive, apt.
Posted by: huerfano at March 13, 2024 12:18 PM (qeiBW) 17
Willowed from previous thread:
There is no cannibalism in Haiti. Absolutely none. And when I say "none", I mean there is a certain amount. Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2024 12:18 PM (CsUN+) 18
Good morning, or afternoon for some of y’all. I thought BBQ stepped down? It’s hard to keep up with the turnover in gang leadership.
Why can’t they go to another country closer to home? We don’t have to accept every single person here, do we? There are lots of other places to choose. South Africa is a paradise now, isn’t it ? Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2024 12:18 PM (ZdaMQ) 19
ROE or not ROE, that is the question. Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2024 12:17 PM (WXNFJ) They'll abort? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 12:18 PM (Zz0t1) 20
SOUTHCOM has been completely negligent in the Carribean and Haiti in particular. They've tried to write off the weapons smuggling as completely coming from the US. Pro tip, it's not. I just saw some terrorist gangs carrying type 56's and a few other weapons that are not of US origin. There are third parties stirring the pot.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2024 12:18 PM (voHIS) 21
Oh, and Macron is giving a major speech about Ukraine tomorrow night on French TV.
It is widely expected that he will announce that French troops will be sent to Ukraine. Clean out those bomb shelters, kids. Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2024 12:18 PM (YAtuc) 22
How the heck does this chaos not spill over to the Dominican Republic.
Posted by: WisRich at March 13, 2024 12:18 PM (G0vdT) 23
We need a forensic audit of the Clinton Foundation's activities in Haiti.
Posted by: mr tmz at March 13, 2024 12:18 PM (rJ48h) 24
Send all the Haitians to Red China. The Red Chinese love colored folks and will happily employ them working in their mines and providing them with rape and all the grass soup they can eat in a day.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 13, 2024 12:19 PM (/SHEi) 25
Of course not. The email goes on to say that Biden's Coast Guard will "guide" the ships towards "land" -- meaning Florida, of course. How about guiding them towards the port city of Washington, DC? How about guiding the back to, oh, I don't know, HAITI? Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2024 12:14 PM (CsUN+) I'll help...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 12:19 PM (Zz0t1) 26
Meh. This sounds like an op to me. Is Haiti a rancid shithole ruled by violent gangs and the occasional cannibal Humongous? Yes. But we heard breathless tales of cannibalism and brutal Thunderdome chaos after a few flooded days in New Orleans, too.
I can't get over the incredible coincidence that this Haiti mischegas hits the news at the just right perfect time that the Regime and its slimy remoras desperately need some flashy new story to distract from their fetid failures. I smell an op. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 13, 2024 12:19 PM (iFTx/) 27
DeSantis has put Florida's border agents on high alert, expecting a mass boatlift from this shithole country.
++++ Florida's going to need a navy by the time all is said and done. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2024 12:19 PM (HnUIn) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 13, 2024 12:19 PM (gSZYf) 29
>>> Who could have predicted Cannibals?
It's a common and routine practice worldwide. -- the US government Posted by: ace at March 13, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO) 30
How the heck does this chaos not spill over to the Dominican Republic.
It's a mystery. *fondles heavy weapons* Posted by: Dominican Republic at March 13, 2024 12:20 PM (CsUN+) 31
> other weapons that are not of US origin. There are third parties stirring the pot.
f***ing Chicoms Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 12:20 PM (oCjPU) 32
"A peaceful transition of power" is out the door already.
------------- In many ways, this too would have been the story of America shithole cities had Trump overcome the Chasm of Fraud in 2020. Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 13, 2024 12:20 PM (OIX0o) 33
it would be wakanda if it wasn't for the racism
Posted by: brak at March 13, 2024 12:20 PM (25k9m) 34
"it back into the hands of its chosen people, the everyday Haitian beat down by years of abuse, racism and corruption."
The inevitable results of Clinton "help". Posted by: Napoleon XIV at March 13, 2024 12:20 PM (AiZBA) 35
>>>It is widely expected that he will announce that French troops will be sent to Ukraine.
good. It's a French colony. A former slave colony, of course, though the French pretend the US invented slavery. Let them handle it. Posted by: ace at March 13, 2024 12:20 PM (KRtlO) 36
"With the breakdown of the government in Haiti repatriating Haitians may not be happening for the foreseeable future," the email read. "If this is the case, then the Coast Guard may not be stopping Haitian sail freighters."
++++ Uhhhh, what? What's the logic in this? If there is no recognized government in Haiti, then why would the USCG intervene to *assist* the vessels, rather than turning them back as they would any other unflagged vessel? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2024 12:20 PM (HnUIn) 37
Shout out to multi-millionaire Ben Shapiro, who just announced True Conservatism means that retirement should be abolished, and that people should work until they die.
Just imagine the Social Security savings! Thanks for providing the material for a thousand Democratic campaign ads this year, Ben! Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2024 12:21 PM (YAtuc) 38
It's a common and routine practice worldwide. -- the US government Posted by: ace at March 13, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO) Much like child molestation. -- Also the US Government Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 12:21 PM (Zz0t1) 39
President Barbecue said President Mashed Potato Brain might make a tasty combination.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2024 12:21 PM (rWwta) 40
"Oh right -- one of the gang leaders is named "Barbecue.""
well, Barbecue is one of those words that English got from Taino via Spanish. Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2024 12:21 PM (D7oie) 41
It is widely expected that he will announce that French troops will be sent to Ukraine.
good. It's a French colony. A former slave colony, of course, though the French pretend the US invented slavery. Let them handle it. Ummmm..... Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2024 12:21 PM (CsUN+) 42
Ow wow
Refugees of Haiti's gang wars landing in Florida during Spring Break what's the meme- 'hilarity ensues' ? Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 12:21 PM (oCjPU) 43
No, this cannibalism occurred when the country was in a state of relative peace and prosperity.
++++ Sure, but it sounds bad when you put it that way... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2024 12:22 PM (HnUIn) 44
good. It's a French colony. A former slave colony, of course, though the French pretend the US invented slavery. Let them handle it. Posted by: ace at March 13, 2024 12:20 PM (KRtlO) That makes Haiti the most developed country on the planet then, right? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 12:22 PM (Zz0t1) 45
In another triumph for Biden's foreign policy, cannibalism has been reintroduced into the developing world.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 13, 2024 12:22 PM (FVME7) Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 13, 2024 12:22 PM (OIX0o) 47
Who could have predicted Cannibals?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 13, 2024 12:14 PM I'll admit, that wasn't on my 2024 Bingo card, but add in Haiti, and it's at least a safe prediction. When I was there, Part Deux, one morning update from the J2 was that the locals had burned a woman and her daughter alive in front of the national cathedral. Why, you may ask? They were accused of being witches, stealing the soul of a baby and not giving it back. I'll leave you to imagine the Monty Python jokes that went around the room. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 13, 2024 12:22 PM (5sOEG) 48
My nephew is in the Marines, and was in Haiti, I believe on embassy duty. Last I heard, he is safe, but that was a few days ago. Don't know if he is still there (I would assume so).
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 13, 2024 12:22 PM (F4bAW) 49
good. It's a French colony. A former slave colony, of course, though the French pretend the US invented slavery.
Macron is possibly sending troops to Ukraine, not Haiti. He's leaving Haiti for us. Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2024 12:22 PM (YAtuc) 50
22 How the heck does this chaos not spill over to the Dominican Republic.
Posted by: WisRich at March 13, 2024 12:18 PM (G0vdT) __________ DR built a wall -- a real one -- between them and Haiti a few years ago. It's manned with DR military who give no fucks. They shoot to kill. The DR also just up and rounded up all the Haitians in the country and threw them the fuck back over the wall. These DR guys. They know things. We should emulate them. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 13, 2024 12:22 PM (iFTx/) 51
Rush said politics is Hollywood for the ugly. Rashida Tlaib says, hold my fermented goat piss....
Posted by: Son of Dad at March 13, 2024 12:22 PM (8JB5s) 52
well, Barbecue is one of those words that English got from Taino via Spanish. Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2024 12:21 PM (D7oie) HYOH SILVER! AWAY!!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 12:23 PM (Zz0t1) 53
Haiti has a lot of AIDS I thought. No biggee I guess. TB barely an inconvenence.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 13, 2024 12:23 PM (Z8Yh2) 54
All we need now is for Glenn Reynolds to piously opine that the police aren’t there to protect the citizen from the criminal, but rather to protect the criminal from violent vigilante reprisals from the citizens.
How’s that theory working out for you in Haiti, Glenn? Posted by: EFG at March 13, 2024 12:23 PM (TG52O) 55
Don't worry about it, the fact-checkers say -- that video, while real, is Two Years Old! So it's "misleading" to associate it with the current conditions in the shithole country.
No, this cannibalism occurred when the country was in a state of relative peace and prosperity. That video also proves that gangs in Haiti are absolutely willing to advertise they're doing acts of cannibalism as a terror technique. But as you said, it's two years ago. There's no WAY anyone's doing that now. Especially not the guy with the nickname "Barbecue." Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2024 12:23 PM (Odg76) 56
Ps. I know Haiti is in the Caribbean. I wasn’t suggesting South Africa due to geography.
Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2024 12:23 PM (ZdaMQ) 57
Haiti is a "peaceful transition of power" but Trump caused a violent overthrow of the US government.
Anyone who pays attention to a word these people say, including any of us, is insane. Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 12:23 PM (KvVN8) 58
I did not have cannibal illegals on my bingo card.
Posted by: Megthered at March 13, 2024 12:23 PM (ifCAx) 59
A violent uprising in the Caribbean nation of Haiti has put the spotlight on the man leading the mayhem -- a homicidal gang boss and former policeman called Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier.
++++ Is this true? I thought there were three warring factions in Haiti. You have this guy, who's the cannibal warlord that controls energy facilities. Then there's the YouTube rap star warlord that controls shipping and the drug trade. Then there's the former cop warlord who controls his own professional/semi-professional fighting forces. Or am I way off on this? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2024 12:23 PM (HnUIn) 60
I've heard that the Dominican Republic has a very fortified border, and I suppose they must have a fortified coastline as well to remain free of Haitian thugs. Still I wouldn't want to be manning the DR/Haitian border or coastline right now. Funny how they default to "of course Haitians will try to flee to the U.S. to escape the upheaval" rather than "they will try to flee to a nearby Caribbean country"
Posted by: PaleRider at March 13, 2024 12:23 PM (wTs+0) 61
Greg Price @greg_price11 12h
FLASHBACK: During the third presidential debate in 2016, President Trump told Hillary "What's happened in Haiti with the Clinton Foundation is a disgrace." https://tinyurl.com/3m78vpna 19 seconds Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 12:24 PM (2yu8s) 62
Ace will you make a post about how Ben Shapiro is a faggot who is doing his best "Miss Lindsey abortion ban" impersonation in order to fuck up the republicans this year?
Yes Social Security is a sham but it means absolutely nothing to people when a rich kid who supports endless foreign wars wants to remove it or raise the age. Posted by: UwU_Power at March 13, 2024 12:24 PM (10+2k) 63
DR built a wall -- a real one -- between them and Haiti a few years ago. It's manned with DR military who give no fucks. They shoot to kill. The DR also just up and rounded up all the Haitians in the country and threw them the fuck back over the wall.
These DR guys. They know things. We should emulate them. It's really just that simple. If it's more complicated that that in America, it's because we make it that way. Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2024 12:24 PM (CsUN+) Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2024 12:24 PM (xONGo) 65
The Dominican Republic built a wall. A very sturdy wall. Deported 187000 Haitians.
Smart. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 13, 2024 12:24 PM (t/2Uw) 66
I've heard that the Dominican Republic has a very fortified border, and I suppose they must have a fortified coastline as well to remain free of Haitian thugs. Still I wouldn't want to be manning the DR/Haitian border or coastline right now. Funny how they default to "of course Haitians will try to flee to the U.S. to escape the upheaval" rather than "they will try to flee to a nearby Caribbean country"
Posted by: PaleRider at March 13, 2024 12:23 PM (wTs+0) ++++ I would be more than a little surprised if the entirety of the Dominican armed forces aren't on border and coast duty. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2024 12:24 PM (HnUIn) 67
So I guess we should expect some of those "sparks of divinity" from Haiti to show up at what's laughingly called our "border."
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2024 12:25 PM (Akjoo) 68
What if the Hatians make it to Florida and start eating college kids on break?
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 12:25 PM (oCjPU) 69
QUICK!!!
We need the white woman who was raped in Haiti to tell us that it's fine because we really should all get raped by Haitians so we know more about the plight of blacks. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 12:25 PM (Zz0t1) 70
Remember when intervening in a foreign country - Vietnam, Iraq, Panama, whatever, was literally the worst thing ever according to the left?
And then now the government sends soldiers to every shithole they can. And the left applauds it. Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2024 12:25 PM (ibTVg) 71
What if the Hatians make it to Florida and start eating college kids on break?
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 12:25 PM (oCjPU) A win? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 12:25 PM (Zz0t1) 72
DR built a wall -- a real one -- between them and Haiti a few years ago.
If you look at photos of the Haiti/DR border, you can see that Haiti has destroyed its forests, and the DR has not. Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 13, 2024 12:25 PM (YAtuc) 73
How about guiding them towards the port city of Washington, DC?
------------- Halifax, Nova Scotia FTW! /With all due apologies to our Canadian hordelings ... Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 13, 2024 12:25 PM (OIX0o) 74
we really should all get raped by Haitians so we know more about the plight of blacks.
I'll be your huckleberry Posted by: Pete Bootyjizz at March 13, 2024 12:25 PM (ibTVg) 75
Haiti has been in economic freefall since 1802, with a brief interlude from 1919-33 when the U.S. was running the place.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 13, 2024 12:25 PM (DeFcY) 76
Haiti IS a shithole.
Wonder what Jeff Flake has to say about it now? Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2024 12:26 PM (NpAcC) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 13, 2024 12:26 PM (J2vNu) 78
Howdy Ace, Horde. The chaos in Haiti is meant to force Haitian refugees and bad guys to flee here. Skew the census numbers, vote, criminals terrorize law-abiding citizens.
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 13, 2024 12:26 PM (JcnCJ) 79
Haitian 'Refugee' Surge in 3 ...
2 ... Posted by: garrett at March 13, 2024 12:24 PM (xONGo) ++++ One of the reasons so many Haitians flow over the southern border (even before Haiti entered its collapse) is because the South American states (particularly Brazil, IIRC) told them, essentially, "you're not refugees anymore. The earthquake was a long time ago. Your status is revoked. Go home." They don't wanna go home. They went El Norte instead. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (HnUIn) 80
The U.S. Marines went into Haiti during WWI.
But at least they had rational rules of engagement. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 13, 2024 12:19 PM (gSZYf) The use of the USMC prior to WWI was primarily to help resolve instability in foreign countries that seemed to coincidentally affect the repayment of loans and disrupt operations of American corporations operating in those foreign countries. Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (D7oie) 81
>A Marine anti-terrorism unit has now been deployed to protect the American embassy in Haiti are they allowed to use their weapons? Posted by: Don Black They are authorized to use harsh language. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (63Dwl) 82
well, Barbecue is one of those words that English got from Taino via Spanish.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2024 12:21 PM (D7oie) And "cannibal" comes from "Carib." Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (9yWhg) 83
Sounds like the Coast Guard will be supplying the Welcoming Baskets to all the Haitian "newcomers" and guiding them to Florida's shores.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (mupln) 84
The Junta has threatened to use our military against US citizens, yet, they keep sending our troops to die in other countries. Troops which the Junta currently cannot replace.
Bold strategy there, Cotton. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (tT6L1) 85
Send all the Haitians to Red China. The Red Chinese love colored folks and will happily employ them working in their mines and providing them with rape and all the grass soup they can eat in a day.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy Or send all the Palestinian refugees to Haiti. Let's think out of the box, here. Frankly, two horrific situations, and I don't have a solution. But bringing people, or allowing people from Haiti (or Palestine) to re-settle here is just asking for trouble. Haiti has been a mess for as long as I can remember. The news report I saw the other night had dead bodies in the streets...for days. The stench, the flies, the dogs eating corpses, it 's a nightmare. Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (vcOmj) 86
The real danger is anti-cannibal backlash!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (FVME7) 87
Haiti IS a shithole.
Wonder what Jeff Flake has to say about it now? I'm sorry, guys. I know I didn't do a great job last time, but I'd really, really like to be back in power, and I promise to do better. PLEEEEESE! Posted by: Jeff Flake at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (CsUN+) 88
What if the Hatians make it to Florida and start eating college kids on break?
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 12:25 PM (oCjPU) A win? Posted by: Sponge Pffffttttt.... Dis bich taste like bronzer and coke. Posted by: Some Haitian at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (KAi1n) 89
I asked on the morning report what is the over/under on a DC gang removing a President within 50 years from now.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (k8kCE) 90
The Dominican Republic, while being on the same island, has flourishing tourist trade, lovely resorts, good food and beaches. Friendly, literate, attractive people. No need for foreign assistance.
Nearby Haiti, in stark contrast, is hell on earth, despite billions in humanitarian aid. Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (MeG8a) 91
I think the newz networks and cable outlets should send their best and brightest newz readers to Haiti.
Without security. And demonstrate to the rest of us unwashed just how nice and safe it is. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (Q4IgG) 92
Here's what little I've learned about the Haiti situation.
The cannibal warlord (Barbecue) is a former cop, and the most visible to Western media, and has the advantage of controlling the port and fuel terminal, but is apparently the least powerful on paper of the big three warlords. The rapper warlord (Izo) has independent access to the actual sea lanes coming into the port, and his own makeshift "ports" that allow him to control the all-important drug trade. The rebel warlord (Phillippe) is also a former cop, and a professional militant insurgent, with the best trained forces. He has his eye on the Presidency. At one point he won a Senate seat, but the US pulled the extradition card over his involvement in the drug trade during his cop days, and had him arrested and flown to the States just days before he could be sworn in. That tells me he is the one the State Department dislikes the most, and therefore probably the best outcome Haiti can hope for in this mess. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (2yu8s) 93
I'd love to know what ROE our Marines have to follow in this not-a-sh*thole country.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (7UuZH) 94
Pretty sure it'll be a few years before I forget the video from Haiti (Hades?) of the dude calmly munching on a chunk of a human leg that he was cooking.
Dust off and nuke it from orbit. Posted by: Sharkman at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (l0tzu) 95
Let the Marines do what they are trained to do and they will have the place humming in a week, spic and span in two weeks.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (HzSHM) 96
Port-au-Prince reached a high of 92 degrees on Friday. The smell of decaying corpses, human rights activists say, has driven some people from their homes. Others have taken it upon themselves to move or burn the bodies. Because who else will?
------------ Sounds like NYC circa 2030. * Re-boards time machine ... * Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 13, 2024 12:28 PM (OIX0o) 97
I have a ways to go, but am approaching Gran Torino age.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 13, 2024 12:28 PM (Z8Yh2) 98
They are authorized to use harsh language.
Marine arrested for using harsh language while being shot at in 3 2 1 ... Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2024 12:28 PM (ibTVg) 99
What if the Hatians make it to Florida and start eating college kids on break?
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 12:25 PM We ship them back after coffee and dessert? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 13, 2024 12:28 PM (5sOEG) 100
Will our soldiers be allowed to shoot, or are they just there to clean up the mess?
More dead Americans, coming right up. Courtesy of Presidentish Joe. Posted by: PJ at March 13, 2024 12:28 PM (G1dq6) 101
Flake never tires of living down to his name, does he?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 13, 2024 12:28 PM (tT6L1) 102
Is there any place on the planet that will end up better off with the importation of thousands and thousands of Haitians?
Just one place? Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 13, 2024 12:28 PM (/SHEi) 103
Are tourists still dying from poisoned liquor in the DR?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 13, 2024 12:28 PM (9yWhg) 104
The conservative case for cannibalism.
Posted by: David French at March 13, 2024 12:28 PM (FVME7) 105
Barbecue will ask Joe for a hand and then the whole arm.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2024 12:28 PM (rWwta) 106
"Haitian people will choose who will govern them," says Cannibal Barbie...
Translation: "I'll choose who the Haitian people will choose who will govern them!" Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2024 12:29 PM (K+UlC) 107
94 Pretty sure it'll be a few years before I forget the video from Haiti (Hades?) of the dude calmly munching on a chunk of a human leg that he was cooking.
Pass the femur Posted by: The Donner Party at March 13, 2024 12:29 PM (Akjoo) 108
Wilmington Delaware is a port city
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2024 12:29 PM (AcWfM) 109
Speaking of homicidal terrorist gang members, Michelle "La Chely" Pineda got picked up in TX. Pineda is a cartel gang member who is known to cut out her victims hearts and display them on "Santa Muerte" altars.
http://tiny.cc/htfjxz Usually cartel members who are wanted on multiple counts of homicide don't stray from their shithole safe areas where they own the cops, the DAs, and the Judges. The fact that this one felt safe to cross into the US has lots of bad implications. Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2024 12:29 PM (Odg76) 110
This cannibalism thing is going to redefine what it means to be in Martha's Vineyard.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 12:30 PM (KvVN8) 111
"Haitian people will choose who will govern them," says Cannibal Barbie...
Translation: "I'll choose who the Haitian people will choose who will govern them!" Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2024 12:29 PM (K+UlC) "I will be their leader and have all the women to blow me at my beck and call." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 12:30 PM (Zz0t1) 112
The Dominican Republic, while being on the same island, has flourishing tourist trade, lovely resorts, good food and beaches. Friendly, literate, attractive people. No need for foreign assistance.
Nearby Haiti, in stark contrast, is hell on earth, despite billions in humanitarian aid. Posted by: gourmand du jour This may sound somewhat simplistic, but one of the basic reasons for that is that the eastern part of the island gets more rain. And the Dominicans guard their border and keep the Haitians OUT. Funny how that works. Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 13, 2024 12:30 PM (vcOmj) 113
The Dominican Republic, while being on the same island, has flourishing tourist trade, lovely resorts, good food and beaches. Friendly, literate, attractive people. No need for foreign assistance.
Nearby Haiti, in stark contrast, is hell on earth, despite billions in humanitarian aid. Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (MeG8a) ++++ Oh, they needed foreign "assistance" in a pretty big way about 60 years ago. Like most Latin American countries, they had a bit of a communist problem. The DR strongman asked for American assistance, which the US declined. The communist rebels in the country decided it was too big a risk anyway, and took some pot shots at the US ambassador and his family. We invaded DR, wiped out the communists, and more less ran the place as a military occupation for a couple of years to make sure the communists *stayed* suppressed and that the "legitimate government" caught its breath before handing it back. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2024 12:30 PM (HnUIn) 114
I was praying that the sh*thead would not send our people in there again. But I should have known that biden is an old Demo=-commie, they love little ass wars like this as long as our military doesn't kill anybody.
We have no business in there at all. Posted by: vic at March 13, 2024 12:30 PM (A5THL) 115
Coast Guard cutters have big guns. Just sink the Haitian boats.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 13, 2024 12:30 PM (hWxEy) 116
Nearby Haiti, in stark contrast, is hell on earth,
fixed for accuracy Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2024 12:30 PM (D7oie) 117
Pass the femur
Posted by: The Donner Party at March 13, 2024 12:29 PM (Akjoo) You give me femur. Femur in the morning Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2024 12:30 PM (rWwta) 118
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 13, 2024 12:22 PM (5sOEG)
So...it's okay to steal souls there as long as you give them back in a timely manner? *Borrow* souls, I guess? Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 13, 2024 12:31 PM (XjtdB) 119
107 94 Pretty sure it'll be a few years before I forget the video from Haiti (Hades?) of the dude calmly munching on a chunk of a human leg that he was cooking.
Pass the femur Posted by: The Donner Party at March 13, 2024 12:29 PM (Akjoo) === Motel Hell II, Electric Boogaloo Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2024 12:31 PM (mupln) 120
Funny how they default to "of course Haitians will try to flee to the U.S. to escape the upheaval" rather than "they will try to flee to a nearby Caribbean country" Posted by: PaleRider Cuba is much much closer. The Cubans should welcome their revolutionary brothers with open arms. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2024 12:31 PM (63Dwl) 121
Speaking of homicidal terrorist gang members, Michelle "La Chely" Pineda got picked up in TX. Pineda is a cartel gang member who is known to cut out her victims hearts and display them on "Santa Muerte" altars.
You can take the girl out of Tenochtitlan, but you can't take the Aztec out of the girl. Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2024 12:31 PM (CsUN+) 122
Mulattoes, which make up ~5% of the population, are the so-called "social elite" in Haiti these days.
Mulatto Supremacism, if you will. Posted by: SirMix at March 13, 2024 12:31 PM (K4rbK) 123
1) Invade Haiti
2) Remove all current inhabitants and ship them to NY 3) do a land grant lotto to American citizens that want it Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 13, 2024 12:31 PM (k8kCE) 124
Why can't we send in some of the late night hosts, to prove Haiti isn't a shithole
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 13, 2024 12:31 PM (4/8il) 125
WWJE
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 12:31 PM (KvVN8) Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 12:31 PM (oCjPU) 127
Shout out to multi-millionaire Ben Shapiro, who just announced True Conservatism means that retirement should be abolished, and that people should work until they die.
Just imagine the Social Security savings! Thanks for providing the material for a thousand Democratic campaign ads this year, Ben! Posted by: The ARC of History! These people have no life outside their jobs. They can't conceive ofthe joy of spending time with family and friends. They get no satisfaction from anything other than public recognition of their power over others. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 13, 2024 12:32 PM (t/2Uw) 128
I did not have cannibal illegals on my bingo card. Posted by: Megthered at March 13, 2024 12:23 PM What about 'burnt penis'? Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 13, 2024 12:32 PM (RKVpM) 129
I have been to the Haiti/DR border, sh1thole is too kind an adjective for Haiti.
As for Gaza. Hello? Does Beirut mean anything to you? Does the PLO way back when murdering a US diplomat IN Gaza ring a bell? How about Mogadishu? Fvck all who support this to Hell. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2024 12:32 PM (z20w/) 130
I'd love to know what ROE our Marines have to follow in this not-a-sh*thole country.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (7UuZH) --------------- "DO NOT SHOOT UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES!" Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 13, 2024 12:32 PM (gzLq5) 131
I hope they are armed and bring air cover but doubt it
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2024 12:32 PM (o5JjR) 132
>Mulattoes, which make up ~5% of the population, are the so-called "social elite" in Haiti these days.
give 'em 0bama Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 12:32 PM (oCjPU) 133
"Nearby Haiti, in stark contrast, is hell on earth, despite billions in humanitarian aid."
Despite? More likely enhanced by the 'humanitarian" aid which strengthens the thug elements because they end up controlling this 'aid'. Posted by: PaleRider at March 13, 2024 12:32 PM (wTs+0) 134
Funny, It's seems under Biden's reign that the whole world is blowing up ... Who could have seen that coming... raises hand
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2024 12:32 PM (Akjoo) 135
Is "it" burning yet?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2024 12:32 PM (IB/6k) 136
What if the Haitians use Longbows against the Marines?
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 13, 2024 12:33 PM (4/8il) 137
Pineda is a cartel gang member who is known to cut out her victims hearts and display them on "Santa Muerte" altars.
-------- She sounds like a real jerk. Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 12:33 PM (KvVN8) 138
--------------- "DO NOT SHOOT UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES!" Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 13, 2024 12:32 PM (gzLq5) Soundtrack: https://youtu.be/_ptC2La7k5E Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 12:33 PM (Zz0t1) 139
Shout out to multi-millionaire Ben Shapiro, who just announced True Conservatism means that retirement should be abolished, and that people should work until they die.
Says the guy whose job is to sit in front of a mic and yammer. Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2024 12:34 PM (CsUN+) Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 13, 2024 12:34 PM (2H6dp) 141
Ofc racism, some of those other Haitians are black white supremacists...
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2024 12:34 PM (FQmDC) 142
"... it deployed a "U.S. Marine Fleet-Anti-terrorism Security Team (FAST) to maintain strong security capabilities at the U.S. Embassy"
Wow, that sounds impressive. Hopefully it has the proper diversity ratios, because that is mission critical, first and foremost. Posted by: Ripley at March 13, 2024 12:34 PM (JojsZ) 143
We invaded DR, wiped out the communists, and more less ran the place as a military occupation for a couple of years to make sure the communists *stayed* suppressed and that the "legitimate government" caught its breath before handing it back.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2024 12:30 PM (HnUIn) I could be wrong, but I think the US handed occupation and resolution over to other South American countries so we could focus on Vietnam. The US has been in DR a couple of times since the 1860's the films of the US Invasion were pretty wild, though. Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2024 12:34 PM (D7oie) 144
I'd like to financially support the Barbecue regime but he wants an arm and a leg. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 13, 2024 12:34 PM (RKVpM) 145
Then we'll go out on Tauntaun. Macoute, that is.
Posted by: Han Solo, Haitian smuggler turned rebel at March 13, 2024 12:34 PM (tczCu) 146
I'd love to know what ROE our Marines have to follow in this not-a-sh*thole country.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 13, 2024 *** How about: Don't Engage Don't Go Anywhere Near that "Country" Don't Let Any of Its Denizens Come Here Very simple. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 13, 2024 12:34 PM (J2vNu) 147
https://youtu.be/3JE4ILhcomo?si=955oG6AihcvH7T4L
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 12:34 PM (oCjPU) 148
Cannibal Backlash. Ha
Posted by: DOYLE at March 13, 2024 12:35 PM (Z8Yh2) 149
Make Americans Gustatious Again
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 12:35 PM (KvVN8) Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 13, 2024 12:35 PM (t/2Uw) Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2024 12:35 PM (z20w/) 152
Zuck's got a wall, Obarky's got a wall, Biden's got a wall. Any day now I'm hoping to hear Oprah say, "You've got a wall and you've got a wall and you've...
Your government owes you a wall Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 13, 2024 12:35 PM (7UuZH) 153
I wonder if cannibals follow recipe books?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2024 12:35 PM (NpAcC) 154
The forces of Mordor work ceaselessly to cover the earth with Daylights Saving Time.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 13, 2024 12:35 PM (cf/0E) 155
Wait, we have FAST??
Posted by: Chris Stephens at March 13, 2024 12:35 PM (bNf8H) 156
I could be wrong, but I think the US handed occupation and resolution over to other South American countries so we could focus on Vietnam. The US has been in DR a couple of times since the 1860's
the films of the US Invasion were pretty wild, though. Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2024 12:34 PM (D7oie) ++++ Nominally, I think you're right. DR wasn't a particularly expensive distraction from Vietnam. It didn't take much to go in and stomp a communist minority into paste, especially since the government there wasn't exactly opposed to the invasion. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2024 12:35 PM (HnUIn) 157
Daddy Biden knows how to handle those "Barbeque" types, just like he intimidated the feared Corn Pop.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 13, 2024 12:36 PM (pohLc) 158
a common and routine practice worldwide.
Yes, this is a common practice and I participated in the one for the Embassy in Mogadishu. (We didn't all them FASTs back then though.) Everyone knows its a shit hole. The goal now, in spite of the nice-speak by the Administration, is to set the conditions to get every American out. That also means getting out the embassy staff, the money, all sensitive equipment, and any documents Biden had stored there. OK...I added that last part, but you get the idea. Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2024 12:36 PM (W/lyH) 159
In First World Problem news, I'm going through bins of staples trying to figure out which staples fit which brand staplers. I use an Acco 40 so old it was made in USA, and another Bates heavy duty made in Japan and it's a problem figuring out what fits what.
The Stanley boxes say, 'Fits all standard staplers'! Which is a vile lie. They do not. Posted by: LenNeal, Frustrated at March 13, 2024 12:36 PM (9yXr+) 160
I did not have cannibal illegals on my bingo card.
Posted by: Megthered at March 13, 2024 12:23 PM What about 'burnt penis'? Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 13, 2024 12:32 PM (RKVpM) ------------ How 'bout POTUS publicly apologizing to a serially-caught-and-released illegal alien brutal murderer for calling him an illegal? Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 13, 2024 12:36 PM (gzLq5) 161
Haiti is one of those places that is still stuck in a cycle of violence dating way back to the Revolution against the French. Won't change because of the culture and society of that misbegotten state.
Admitting Haitians as refugees to the US will do nothing to change that equation. Posted by: whig at March 13, 2024 12:36 PM (hKOIV) 162
The news report I saw the other night had dead bodies in the streets...for days. The stench, the flies, the dogs eating corpses, it 's a nightmare. Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 13, 2024 12:27 PM (vcOmj) So... Baltimore. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2024 12:37 PM (n+4am) 163
Shout out to multi-millionaire Ben Shapiro, who just announced True Conservatism means that retirement should be abolished, and that people should work until they die.
*** Shapiro can eat an endless buffet of unwashed assholes as far as I'm concerned. Posted by: Azathoth at March 13, 2024 12:37 PM (wb1YC) 164
Bring them here. New recruits for the CBC! Black power!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2024 12:37 PM (YqDXo) 165
Is this worse than the home-growned cannibals in the Superdome post-Katrina?
Posted by: Blast From the Oast at March 13, 2024 12:37 PM (V5BDR) 166
The US has been in DR a couple of times since the 1860's
I think Spain (who had reoccupied it) offered to sell it to us during the Grant administration. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 13, 2024 12:37 PM (9yWhg) 167
Oh, and a video went viral showing a gang member eating human body parts.
they do a lot of witchcraft and voodoo in Haiti, eating human flesh is part of their satanic worship ritual Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2024 12:37 PM (dCxaZ) 168
Shout out to multi-millionaire Ben Shapiro, who just announced True Conservatism means that retirement should be abolished, and that people should work until they die.
Good! Good! I will put PopPop's old wrinkled ass to work making the curly fries while MawMaw will be on the register earning their keep while getting minimum wage and a shift meal instead of driving around shitting in their RV and causing havoc on the highways. Hahahahahaha! Posted by: Dick Cheney, Mastermind On Viagra at March 13, 2024 12:37 PM (/SHEi) 169
Parts of Santo Domingo DR are still no go areas because of the 1965 invasion by LBJ.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2024 12:37 PM (z20w/) 170
Haiti is one of those places that is still stuck in a cycle of violence dating way back to the Revolution against the French. Won't change because of the culture and society of that misbegotten state.
Admitting Haitians as refugees to the US will do nothing to change that equation. Posted by: whig at March 13, 2024 12:36 PM (hKOIV) ++++ But it will bring some of it to our shores, which is, positive, I guess? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2024 12:37 PM (HnUIn) 171
They're savages! They're not even Soylent Greening them first!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 13, 2024 12:38 PM (FVME7) 172
Ah, Haiti, where Zombie Cannibals are a real thing....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2024 12:38 PM (7fElN) 173
The Junta obviously learned nothing from killing of our soldiers during the Afghanistan debacle.
Of course, since the Junta is staffed with true believers, they're looking to double down. It still angers me, knowing the people in charge do not care about the body count they're running up. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at March 13, 2024 12:38 PM (tT6L1) 174
> Haiti has been in economic freefall since 1802, with a brief interlude from 1919-33 when the U.S. was running the place.
The left's ahistorical narrative on Haiti is when the Haitian slaves rose up against their masters, all of the countries of the world punished them for fighting for their freedom by refusing to do trade with them. What they don't tell you is that when the Haitians were "fighting for their freedom," they killed everybody; men, women, children, pets, anyone they suspected of collaboration, and anyone who looked at them funny for doing it. Then the gangs and tribal warfare started. Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2024 12:38 PM (Odg76) 175
I wonder if cannibals follow recipe books?
Posted by: redridinghood' Of course. 'To Serve Man' by Damon Knight. Posted by: LenNeal at March 13, 2024 12:38 PM (9yXr+) 176
Send the Haitian refugees to Baltimore. Shouldn't take them more than 15 or 16 hours to get acclimatized. Plus the government there is completely what they're used to.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 13, 2024 12:38 PM (wb1YC) 177
When I was stationed in Miami in the mid-80's, there is a section called Little Haiti. You will be shocked to learn that it is a crime ridden, impoverished area that you never want to accidentally drive through. It seems the Haitians that came there did not want to assimilate, adopt values of work, church, family, and education and when it did happen, it was rare. They brought Haiti with them. I expect no change with what will again be another invasion that the American tax payer has to subsidize with another burden to LE.
Posted by: Cheri at March 13, 2024 12:38 PM (oiNtH) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2024 12:38 PM (63Dwl) 179
These people have no life outside their jobs. They can't conceive ofthe joy of spending time with family and friends. They get no satisfaction from anything other than public recognition of their power over others.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 13, 2024 12:32 PM (t/2Uw) they don't hurt continually or suffer from despair from doing meaningless jobs that give them no joy for people who despise them. Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2024 12:38 PM (D7oie) 180
How about:
Don't Engage Don't Go Anywhere Near that "Country" Don't Let Any of Its Denizens Come Here Very simple. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius ======== That is true of a lot of countries of the world and the US morphing from a republic to a trading empire has created this problem. Posted by: whig at March 13, 2024 12:38 PM (hKOIV) 181
A Marine anti-terrorism unit has now been deployed to protect the American embassy in Haiti, U.S. military officials say, as violent gangs continue to generate unrest in the Caribbean nation's capital.
Why not just evacuate the embassy? Because that would provide fewer opportunities for Americans to die, tax money to flow to certain favored groups, and for graft. Posted by: Also 10% to the Big Guy at March 13, 2024 12:38 PM (tczCu) 182
Pineda is a cartel gang member who is known to cut out her victims hearts and display them on "Santa Muerte" altars.
-------- She sounds like a real jerk. Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 12:33 PM (KvVN --------------- Bless her hearts? Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 13, 2024 12:38 PM (gzLq5) 183
Isn't it the Haitians who do voodoo?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2024 12:38 PM (rWwta) 184
Why are we sorting out this mess? Heidi was a French colony. Let them sort it out for a change.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2024 12:38 PM (YqDXo) 185
I remember when America being the world's police force was considered bad by the left.
That it was imperialism. Who are we to tell Haiti that their ways are wrong? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 13, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: Drunk Uncle Gus at March 13, 2024 12:39 PM (lf83v) 187
Who do that vudu like you do, Barbecue?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 13, 2024 12:39 PM (FVME7) 188
Paging Cannibal Bob....
Posted by: Long pork, it's what's for dinner at March 13, 2024 12:39 PM (YJT3m) 189
Shout out to multi-millionaire Ben Shapiro, who just announced True Conservatism means that retirement should be abolished, and that people should work until they die.'
People like Shapiro remind me of why I despise Atheist Libertarians. Posted by: LenNeal at March 13, 2024 12:39 PM (9yXr+) 190
Wait, we have FAST??
Posted by: Chris Stephens at March 13, 2024 12:35 PM (bNf8H) Fuel Air Spark Technology? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 12:39 PM (Zz0t1) 191
Why are they "violent gangs" instead of an "insurgency?"
This looks much more like "civil war" than "gang war." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2024 12:40 PM (HnUIn) 192
It seems like just yesterday that Papa Doc went into exile.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2024 12:40 PM (rWwta) Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2024 12:40 PM (HzSHM) 194
Joke from the 80s:
What's the hardest thing about having AIDs? Convincing your mother that you're Haitian. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 13, 2024 12:40 PM (9yWhg) 195
Who are we to tell Haiti that their ways are wrong?
_____________ Ask the Haitian spokesperson for the White House. She so smaht. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 13, 2024 12:40 PM (lf83v) 196
BTW, Kenya is cancelling the 200 [IIRC] cops it was sending to Haiti, for some odd reason.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 12:40 PM (2yu8s) 197
We need to airdrop KJP into Haiti. She can can bring peace and prosperity to Haiti.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 13, 2024 12:41 PM (LVNnd) 198
they don't hurt continually or suffer from despair from doing meaningless jobs that give them no joy for people who despise them.
Posted by: Kindltot' Hey, now! Posted by: LenNeal, night shift supermarket clerk at March 13, 2024 12:41 PM (9yXr+) 199
Shapiro can eat an endless buffet of unwashed assholes as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 13, 2024 12:37 PM (wb1YC) Shapiro can kiss my $ss too Posted by: vic at March 13, 2024 12:41 PM (A5THL) 200
This is anecdotal but seems to confirm my suspicions (see above) that this is all or mostly an op.
I know three Haitian girls who were born there and now live in NYC. They are from affluent Haitian families. They still have a lot of family there. I reached out to them this morning for their take. They got back to me a little while ago. Their take: What's the big deal? This is pretty normal violence in the city. The gangs are always killing each other. The rich families are used to it and live behind walled gates. They aren't affected by it. Possibly this is just denial. But I think it's closer to the truth than the Thunderdome cannibalism stories the media is breathlessly reporting. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 13, 2024 12:41 PM (iFTx/) 201
Cannibal Backlash. Ha
Posted by: DOYLE at March 13, 2024 12:35 PM (Z8Yh2) Sounds like a TROMA movie. And if not it should be one. Posted by: Cannibal Vengeance 2: The Regurgitation at March 13, 2024 12:41 PM (tczCu) 202
I think Chappaqua would benefit greatly from an influx of Haitian refugees.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 13, 2024 12:41 PM (wb1YC) Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 13, 2024 12:41 PM (Wg1x4) 204
Shapiro can eat an endless buffet of unwashed assholes as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Azathoth at March 13, 2024 12:37 PM (wb1YC) Shapiro can kiss my $ss too Posted by: vic at March 13, 2024 12:41 PM (A5THL) But, have you seen my sister's tits? Posted by: Binary Ben Shapiro at March 13, 2024 12:41 PM (Zz0t1) 205
Send Meal Team Six to Haiti.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2024 12:42 PM (z20w/) 206
She sounds like a real jerk.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 12:33 PM (KvVN Jerk? Cannibal Barbie's ears just perked up... Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2024 12:42 PM (K+UlC) 207
The news report I saw the other night had dead bodies in the streets...for days. The stench, the flies, the dogs eating corpses, it 's a nightmare.
Posted by: A face in the crowd The scent of Democracy. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 13, 2024 12:42 PM (FVME7) 208
Let's hope the Marines are careful not to whip anyone.
Posted by: Lex at March 13, 2024 12:42 PM (fMN7A) 209
Admitting Haitians as refugees to the US will do nothing to change that equation.
Posted by: whig at March 13, 2024 12:36 PM (hKOIV) Sure it will. It will add to our diversity! It will broaden our cuisine. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2024 12:42 PM (YqDXo) 210
The last eight months of Joepolph Biden's rule are going to be the country's worst.
In short we ain't seen nothing yet in destruction of our way of life. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 13, 2024 12:42 PM (17s+e) 211
Save the children for us! Especially the tasty ones...
Posted by: Clinton Global Initiative at March 13, 2024 12:42 PM (/tXXR) 212
We've got boots on the ground in Gaza building a dock, and US Marines inserted into a f***ing gangwar in a shithole country.
This barbeque fella sounds like a thug and I was informed, late in the morning thread, that the US must oppose and depose thug leaders worldwide. It's our reason for existence. At least Haiti doesn't have nuclear weapons, so far as we know. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2024 12:43 PM (uvymP) 213
Their take: What's the big deal? This is pretty normal violence in the city. The gangs are always killing each other. The rich families are used to it and live behind walled gates. They aren't affected by it.
- See also: Atlanta, Birmingham, Chicago, Detroit, etc. Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 13, 2024 12:43 PM (Wg1x4) 214
Any moron of a praying disposition really needs to send up prayers and supplications for the Christians in Haiti.
Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2024 12:43 PM (dCxaZ) 215
200 Their take: What's the big deal? This is pretty normal violence in the city. The gangs are always killing each other. The rich families are used to it and live behind walled gates. They aren't affected by it.
Possibly this is just denial. But I think it's closer to the truth than the Thunderdome cannibalism stories the media is breathlessly reporting. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 13, 2024 12:41 PM (iFTx/) ======= My take: There is terrible violence and destruction across the globe every day. Any time the media picks one to carry along as a cause celebre is for a narrative purpose. Wait until the media decides to cover slavery in Libya. It's going on now, in the open, but the media isn't covering it and no one cares. And then the media will care one day, and the orders will go out to NPCs and bots to make it the most important thing ever. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 13, 2024 12:43 PM (GBKbO) 216
"President Trump told Hillary "What's happened in Haiti with the Clinton Foundation is a disgrace."
And there is the story of te Hillary friend involved in absconding with a bunch of Haitian children ... final destination unknown ... as is now common with a million or so trafficked kids being escorted across our border. Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2024 12:43 PM (Cus5s) 217
Isn't it the Haitians who do voodoo?
_________________ Now go do that voodoo . . . that you do. . . so well Posted by: Hedley Lamar at March 13, 2024 12:43 PM (lf83v) 218
Troma movies made Cannon movies look like Dino de Laurentiis movies.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 13, 2024 12:44 PM (cf/0E) 219
The news report I saw the other night had dead bodies in the streets...for days. The stench, the flies, the dogs eating corpses, it 's a nightmare.
Posted by: A face in the crowd === And all the Haitian people said "When will White people do something about these bodies?" Just like the blacks in NOLA during Katrina. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 13, 2024 12:44 PM (17s+e) 220
And all the Haitian people said "When will White people do something about these bodies?" Just like the blacks in NOLA during Katrina. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 13, 2024 12:44 PM (17s+e) George Bush hates black people. Posted by: Ye at March 13, 2024 12:45 PM (Zz0t1) 221
Gosh, I hope this deployment won't cause these Marines to miss their Diversity, Equity and Inclusion training.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 13, 2024 12:45 PM (lf83v) 222
I hate to sound callous or cruel, but maybe there are societies that *should* be allowed to collapse into oblivion on their own.
How many tribes have gone extinct over the centuries? (or been wiped out by their neighbors?) It's doubtful the Haitians will *ever* develop a functioning society on their own. They never will if they are allowed to fester thanks to infusions of "humanitarian aid." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2024 12:45 PM (7fElN) 223
Opening the prison gates will solve all the racism! The former inmates can go back to college and be astronomers, doctors, etc. The lefties this as a dream come true!
Posted by: Hal Dall at March 13, 2024 12:45 PM (q/9ws) 224
She sounds like a real jerk.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 12:33 PM (KvVN Jerk? Cannibal Barbie's ears just perked up... Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2024 12:42 PM (K+UlC) No that's the purview of Jamaican cannibals. Posted by: Jerk be irie, mon at March 13, 2024 12:45 PM (tczCu) 225
IF they had eliminated SS before I started paying in to the POS that would be fine with me. But now they can not eliminate it until I have collected all my pay in.
Posted by: vic at March 13, 2024 12:45 PM (A5THL) 226
[fondly recalls the good old days of Papa Doc] Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at March 13, 2024 12:45 PM (XeU6L) 227
I just can't wait for a few million to assimilate.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 13, 2024 12:46 PM (56v4m) 228
The revolution in Haiti is being sponsored by Kingsford Charcoal for a better barbecue experience. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 13, 2024 12:46 PM (RKVpM) 229
Regarding disposal of bodies: you would think Haitians would have seen some zombie movies.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 13, 2024 12:46 PM (Z8Yh2) 230
Sure it will. It will add to our diversity! It will broaden our cuisine.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara ====== By including long pig? Posted by: whig at March 13, 2024 12:46 PM (hKOIV) 231
Somebody throw up a list of American vital interests we are protecting in Zombieland.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 13, 2024 12:46 PM (pohLc) 232
The news report I saw the other night had dead bodies in the streets...for days. The stench, the flies, the dogs eating corpses, it 's a nightmare.
Posted by: A face in the crowd The scent of Democracy. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 13, 2024 12:42 PM (FVME7) A Geraldo flashback? Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2024 12:46 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: Jay in PA at March 13, 2024 12:46 PM (i7Q7S) 234
222 I hate to sound callous or cruel, but maybe there are societies that *should* be allowed to collapse into oblivion on their own.
How many tribes have gone extinct over the centuries? (or been wiped out by their neighbors?) It's doubtful the Haitians will *ever* develop a functioning society on their own. They never will if they are allowed to fester thanks to infusions of "humanitarian aid." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2024 12:45 PM (7fElN) ====== Imperialism is bad. Also, we have to send over troops and institute martial law to stop the locals from eating each other. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 13, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO) 235
I wonder if cannibals follow recipe books?
Posted by: redridinghood' *** Get fire started Cut off "meat" portion Spit it on something that won't burn Roast Devour (Not a Martha Stewart or Paul Prudhomme cookbook, but it'll do) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 13, 2024 12:46 PM (J2vNu) 236
It just their culture and who are we to question it?
Posted by: Montec at March 13, 2024 12:46 PM (rT/ak) 237
No that's the purview of Jamaican cannibals.
Posted by: Jerk be irie, mon at March 13, 2024 12:45 PM (tczCu) Jamaican..Haitian...whatever it takes. Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2024 12:46 PM (K+UlC) 238
Wait until the media decides to cover slavery in Libya. It's going on now, in the open, but the media isn't covering it and no one cares. And then the media will care one day, and the orders will go out to NPCs and bots to make it the most important thing ever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini' I have a limited edition, luxury format Italian monograph 'fumetti' from a Hard Left guy who did extensive one-on-one interviews with Pasolini. I should scan it and show you. It's just sitting on my shelves gathering dust. Posted by: LenNeal, hates Commies even if they're hip at March 13, 2024 12:47 PM (9yXr+) 239
236 It just their culture and who are we to question it?
Posted by: Montec at March 13, 2024 12:46 PM (rT/ak) ====== Psh. At least they have a culture, unlike white people. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 13, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO) 240
Haiti needs a Tarzan.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 13, 2024 12:47 PM (LVNnd) 241
Their take: What's the big deal? This is pretty normal violence in the city. The gangs are always killing each other. The rich families are used to it and live behind walled gates. They aren't affected by it. The news report I saw the other night had dead bodies in the streets...for days. The stench, the flies, the dogs eating corpses, it 's a nightmare. It's all relative. Unless it's YOUR relative. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2024 12:47 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: Barack Obama at March 13, 2024 12:47 PM (Yqpb4) 243
We must increase LNG exports to Haiti, so they can deal with all the corpses. To prove to the Haitians that all men are cremated equal.
Posted by: Or Large Toasters W/Bagel Setting at March 13, 2024 12:47 PM (V5BDR) 244
I never thought I'd have the opportunity to link to this gem from the early 80s new wave era.
Thank you Haiti! https://youtu.be/kZnl0C-apf0 Posted by: Doof at March 13, 2024 12:47 PM (JunzL) 245
I don't know that this is really a huge deal. Marines guard U.S. Embassies. It is just one of the things that they do. There are a lot of Americans who have been in Haiti delivering humanitarian aid. You don't want to shut down an Embassy just because of some unrest and leave Americans in danger. I get the reluctance to engage in another country's problems, but I don't think that's what this is.
Posted by: GenX Buckeye at March 13, 2024 12:47 PM (IXb8j) 246
Black High-Heel Pumps on the Ground > Boots on the Ground
Posted by: Joint Chiefs of Staff at March 13, 2024 12:48 PM (lf83v) 247
242 Call me crazy but I don't think "barbecue" should come here.
Depends, will he vote Democrat? You have to ask ? Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2024 12:48 PM (Akjoo) Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 13, 2024 12:48 PM (56v4m) 249
"of course Haitians will try to flee to the U.S. to escape the upheaval" rather than "they will try to flee to a nearby Caribbean country"
Posted by: PaleRider at March 13, 2024 12:23 PM (wTs+0) A nearby Caribbean country which, coincidentally, inhabits the same island. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2024 12:48 PM (uvymP) 250
238 I have a limited edition, luxury format Italian monograph 'fumetti' from a Hard Left guy who did extensive one-on-one interviews with Pasolini. I should scan it and show you. It's just sitting on my shelves gathering dust.
Posted by: LenNeal, hates Commies even if they're hip at March 13, 2024 12:47 PM (9yXr+) ======= He's been written about a lot. He was a guy who talked a lot and developed a following. Apparently there are a few very good biographies of him. And then he went trolling for some gay sex in the middle of the night, got murdered, run over a few times with his own car, and the Italian left has been trying to blame it on Italian fascists ever since. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 13, 2024 12:48 PM (GBKbO) 251
My take:
There is terrible violence and destruction across the globe every day. Any time the media picks one to carry along as a cause celebre is for a narrative purpose. Wait until the media decides to cover slavery in Libya. It's going on now, in the open, but the media isn't covering it and no one cares. And then the media will care one day, and the orders will go out to NPCs and bots to make it the most important thing ever. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 13, 2024 12:43 PM (GBKbO) *** A lot to this. Call it "Pick-a-Crisis." One you can use to spin your political agenda at the expense of your opponent. Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2024 12:48 PM (W/lyH) 252
The news report I saw the other night had dead bodies in the streets...for days. The stench, the flies, the dogs eating corpses, it 's a nightmare.
Posted by: A face in the crowd The scent of Democracy. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 13, 2024 12:42 PM (FVME7) Descent of democracy. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2024 12:48 PM (YqDXo) 253
I am all about a guy running for President named Barbeque.
Posted by: Gerry Owen at March 13, 2024 12:48 PM (qySYq) 254
It's doubtful the Haitians will *ever* develop a functioning society on their own. They never will if they are allowed to fester thanks to infusions of "humanitarian aid."
The Dominican Republic built a big beautiful border wall in 2022 to keep Haiti out, and then completely closed the border when it was done. Strangely it's not racist when they do it. Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2024 12:48 PM (Yqpb4) 255
"My parents went to Haiti and all I got was this lousy severed leg back."
Posted by: Home Alone, Forever at March 13, 2024 12:49 PM (Zz86T) 256
Isn't it the Haitians who do voodoo?
_________________ Now go do that voodoo . . . that you do. . . so well Posted by: Hedley Lamar at March 13, 2024 *** I understood French Catholicism (mixed with local religion) gave rise to voodoo, and Spanish Catholicism + local beliefs = santeria. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 13, 2024 12:49 PM (J2vNu) 257
Afternoon Ace. A couple counties south of me Rockland County ,east Bank of Hudson River immediately north of NYC would be one of the destination is for Haitians. There is already a large population of Haitians there. Also a large population of Hasidic and Orthodox Jews. There is tension between the groups. Add a bunch more Haitians and look out
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2024 12:49 PM (CAwN0) 258
>>>53 Haiti has a lot of AIDS I thought. No biggee I guess. TB barely an inconvenence.
I've got full-blown AIDS. I'm riddled with it. Posted by: Liam Neeson at March 13, 2024 12:49 PM (KRtlO) 259
We've got boots on the ground in Gaza building a dock, and US Marines inserted into a f***ing gangwar in a shithole country.
- And a month by month roadmap painted for how WWIII will begin: "The confidential document details how a conflict between Russia and NATO might arise, with events unfolding month by month. The culmination involves deployment of hundreds of thousands of NATO soldiers and the start of war in the summer of 2025." https://tinyurl.com/28db5wnc --- Figured out why the billionaires are briefly cashing out yet? Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 13, 2024 12:49 PM (Wg1x4) 260
The Conservative Case for Cannabalism.
Posted by: David French, Eclectic Gastronome at March 13, 2024 12:49 PM (w9Wax) 261
A nearby Caribbean country which, coincidentally, inhabits the same island.
As I just commented before seeing this, the DR has a real impenetrable border wall that they finished last year. Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2024 12:49 PM (Yqpb4) 262
"of course Haitians will try to flee to the U.S. to escape the upheaval" rather than "they will try to flee to a nearby Caribbean country"
Posted by: PaleRider at March 13, 2024 12:23 PM (wTs+0) A nearby Caribbean country which, coincidentally, inhabits the same island. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2024 12:48 PM (uvymP) Would that be the one that has armed guards along it's border? Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2024 12:49 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: Jimmy Carter at March 13, 2024 12:49 PM (X4yCj) 264
“My hometown has fallen down
I’m mad about that…..” Fine Young Cannibals singing “Blue” before the Red/Blue shift thx to Tim Russert: https://tinyurl.com/fzzt4e2k Posted by: Rex B at March 13, 2024 12:50 PM (g4+28) 265
The news report I saw the other night had dead bodies in the streets...for days. The stench, the flies, the dogs eating corpses, it 's a nightmare.
________ Sheesh! Talk about judgmental. Posted by: San Francisco at March 13, 2024 12:50 PM (lf83v) 266
they don't hurt continually or suffer from despair from doing meaningless jobs that give them no joy for people who despise them.
Posted by: Kindltot' Whatever do you mean? That is our highest and best purpose, and what gives meaning to our lives. We are worth nothing if we aren't production units in the machine. You don't want to be a productive member of society, a cog in someone else's machine, sheep to be shorn for the benefit of a select few others? Why do you hate freedom? Why do you hate purpose? Why do you hate America?!?! Posted by: Being used and discarded is your highest calling! at March 13, 2024 12:50 PM (tczCu) 267
Is everyone using the correct pronoun when addressing Barbeque?
Posted by: Montec at March 13, 2024 12:50 PM (rT/ak) 268
Send in the Gurkhas. Lots and lots of Gurkhas.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 13, 2024 12:50 PM (9yWhg) 269
Basically blue shithoe cities here today.
Posted by: Rex B at March 13, 2024 12:50 PM (g4+28) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2024 12:50 PM (YqDXo) 271
Normalizing Cannibalism was always going to be a thing. Always. It's here now. And they will continue to wedge it into the culture.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 12:51 PM (KvVN8) 272
Has Joe blamed the Haiti mess on Donald Trump yet?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2024 12:51 PM (rWwta) 273
Now is a good time to mention that the hit video game Cyberpunk 2077 had Haitians as the most technologically advanced group in the story.
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 13, 2024 12:51 PM (Wg1x4) 274
word of the day
persiflage /pûr′sə-fläzh″/ noun Light good-natured talk; banter. Frivolity or mockery in discussing a subject. Posted by: William Howard Taft at March 13, 2024 12:51 PM (ZAqUC) 275
Send in the Gurkhas. Lots and lots of Gurkhas.
I think the Gurkhas are smart enough to say "nah, bro" in this case. Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2024 12:51 PM (Yqpb4) 276
So, here's some speculation, but I think the Democrats are likely to push:
The Democrats are probably in the works to take a $44 billion asset away from Elon Musk (EotP). I got this from a Tucker post last night: Tucker said that in a closed door meeting at the White House, AOC made the case that Elon "tampered" with the 2022 elections by changing the algorithm. He also noted that a bill is working its way in Congress to say that the government can seize any social platform that it charges with "Election Interference". I'm pretty sure that if the Dems see daylight while developing this scam, they're going to try this. Posted by: Axeman at March 13, 2024 12:51 PM (krQz2) 277
At least there is no famine!
Posted by: Hal Dall at March 13, 2024 12:51 PM (q/9ws) 278
I mentioned it the other day, but The Serpent and the Rainbow was one freaky movie.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 13, 2024 12:51 PM (9yWhg) 279
The revolution in Haiti is being sponsored by Kingsford Charcoal for a better barbecue experience.
Posted by: Divide by Zero What?! No!!! Use propane! Taste the meat, not the heat! Posted by: Hank Hill at March 13, 2024 12:51 PM (FVME7) 280
Normalizing Cannibalism was always going to be a thing. Always. It's here now. And they will continue to wedge it into the culture.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 12:51 PM Human Nourished Persons Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 12:51 PM (Zz0t1) 281
Now is a good time to mention that the hit video game Cyberpunk 2077 had Haitians as the most technologically advanced group in the story.
That's how you know it's fiction. Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2024 12:52 PM (Yqpb4) 282
234 222 I hate to sound callous or cruel, but maybe there are societies that *should* be allowed to collapse into oblivion on their own.
How many tribes have gone extinct over the centuries? (or been wiped out by their neighbors?) It's doubtful the Haitians will *ever* develop a functioning society on their own. They never will if they are allowed to fester thanks to infusions of "humanitarian aid." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2024 12:45 PM (7fElN) ====== Imperialism is bad. Also, we have to send over troops and institute martial law to stop the locals from eating each other. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 13, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO) __________ Google "Sati," the indescribably horrific Hindu religious practice that the colonizing Brits encountered. The Brits usually had a hands-off approach to native customs, but they were so horrified at Sati that they put a stop to it. And yes, the natives vehemently resisted. They wanted to continue to drag screaming widows into village squares and burn them alive on top of their husband's funeral pyres. Posted by: Elric Blade at March 13, 2024 12:52 PM (iFTx/) 283
Call me crazy but I don't think "barbecue" should come here. Depends, will he vote Democrat? He probably already has. Repeatedly. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2024 12:52 PM (63Dwl) 284
>>>"The confidential document details how a conflict between Russia and NATO might arise, with events unfolding month by month.
because the world has nothing better to do https://youtu.be/hZJRJpbGkG4?si=3ymq15BwK6IiSM4m Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 12:52 PM (oCjPU) 285
>>Call me crazy but I don't think "barbecue" should come here.
Depends - if he's the traditional Hickory smoked BBQ with sweet ketchup base - okay then. If he's the mustard or vinegar type that anarchist are all about - let the hanging times begin! Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2024 12:52 PM (K+UlC) 286
Have we tried calling that retarded mayor who brought peace to his city by having a sit down with all the gang leaders?
One thing I hate most about Clown America is the "kindergarten ways" for everything. Like the Grade 3 level people we have in power read that stupid fucking book and now we all have to suffer cause all the Grade 2 level AWFL swoon at how smart Grade 3 people sound. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 13, 2024 12:52 PM (yikga) 287
At least Haiti has met it's Diversity Goals.
Posted by: The Biden Administration at March 13, 2024 12:52 PM (lf83v) 288
When my Haitian neighbor sold her MA condo a couple of years ago, she left a bathtub full of piss for the new Jewish owners. She was a nurse.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at March 13, 2024 12:52 PM (qUkBO) 289
Cannibalism is NOT happening but if it were that would be a good thing.
Posted by: Ripley at March 13, 2024 12:52 PM (JojsZ) 290
Tucker said that in a closed door meeting at the White House, AOC made the case that Elon "tampered" with the 2022 elections by changing the algorithm.
He also noted that a bill is working its way in Congress to say that the government can seize any social platform that it charges with "Election Interference". Ohhhhhhh. That's the real purpose of the TikTok bill? Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2024 12:52 PM (Yqpb4) 291
But it will bring some of it to our shores, which is, positive, I guess?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2024 12:37 PM (HnUIn) ---------------- "Cannibalistic Diversity IS Our Strength!" Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 13, 2024 12:52 PM (iBnrP) 292
David French likes to practice what he calls "partial cannibalism" or "pre-cannibalism".
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 12:52 PM (KvVN8) 293
... There is terrible violence and destruction across the globe every day. Any time the media picks one to carry along as a cause celebre is for a narrative purpose. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 13, 2024 12:43 PM (GBKbO) ++++ Yeah, but it needs an angle. Screenwriter Guy: So here's my idea. We make a movie about an island nation that descends into chaos and civil war. There are four factions involved. There's the government, which is in the process of falling. There's a former high-ranking cop connected to the drug trade, who leads some semi-professional fighters. Producer Guy: Okay, I'm listening. Who are the other two factions? Screenwriter Guy: One of them is a cannibal warlord named, "Barbecue" who controls major parts of the country's energy infrastructure, and the other is a YouTube rap star named "Izo" who controls most of the drug trade and shipping lanes. Producer Guy: Uhhh, what? Screenwriter Guy: And then the US gets involved to sealift refugees to Florida while the warring factions literally eat each other! This is so weird that a narrative frenzy was likely inevitable... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2024 12:52 PM (HnUIn) 294
Judge throws out 6 counts of Trump's Georgia election interference indictment
Posted by: Jay in PA I'm waiting to hear Fanni and her boyfriend and associates have been thrown out on their butts so Trump and the 17? others charged can have some sense of justice, even if it's moved to another district. Posted by: old chick at March 13, 2024 12:53 PM (sOete) 295
And then he went trolling for some gay sex in the middle of the night, got murdered, run over a few times with his own car, and the Italian left has been trying to blame it on Italian fascists ever since.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini' Yeah, the author who gave it to me would blame his every stubbed toe on phantasmagorical Fascists. Italian Lefties are 'out there' primitive tribal. Anything bad that happens to them, anything at all, is due to Black Magic Curses by their Fascist Enemies. Posted by: LenNeal, hates Commies even if they're hip at March 13, 2024 12:53 PM (9yXr+) 296
I wonder if cannibals follow recipe books?
Posted by: redridinghood' 101 Ways To Serve Your Fellow Man by JP Donner and Party Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2024 12:53 PM (IB/6k) 297
Shouldn't this be France's problem?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 13, 2024 12:53 PM (aD39U) 298
272 Has Joe blamed the Haiti mess on Donald Trump yet?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2024 12:51 PM (rWwta) As you've seen they've dredged up Trump's "shithole" remarks about Haiti when he was President so I assume it's coming... Is there nothing Trump can't do.. Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2024 12:53 PM (Akjoo) 299
We must quash this BBQ guy!
Posted by: Doof at March 13, 2024 12:53 PM (JunzL) 300
I am all about a guy running for President named Barbeque.
Posted by: Gerry Owen ------- You've been banned, you know: Irish song “Garryowen” played before Custer's Native American massacres is banned https://tinyurl.com/mr39uamb Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at March 13, 2024 12:53 PM (XeU6L) 301
persiflage /pûr′sə-fläzh″/ noun Light good-natured talk; banter. Frivolity or mockery in discussing a subject. Posted by: William Howard Taft at March 13, 2024 *** That word always made me think of the glue, "mucilage." "The sheet was coming loose, so I put some persiflage on it." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 13, 2024 12:54 PM (J2vNu) 302
I understood French Catholicism (mixed with local religion) gave rise to voodoo, and Spanish Catholicism + local beliefs = santeria.
voodoo is so entrenched in the Haitian DNA it is really difficult to keep Christians of any persuasion from engaging in those practices. Even the Evangelical missionaries there have a difficult time getting their acolytes to cease and desist. Santeria comes from the Caribbean, it has nothing to do with Spanish Catholics. Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2024 12:54 PM (dCxaZ) 303
Now is a good time to mention that the hit video game Cyberpunk 2077 had Haitians as the most technologically advanced group in the story.
That's how you know it's fiction. Posted by: Ian S. - Yep. And it's recently come out that the feds are directly involved in gaming and DEI silliness. Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 13, 2024 12:54 PM (Wg1x4) 304
295 Yeah, the author who gave it to me would blame his every stubbed toe on phantasmagorical Fascists. Italian Lefties are 'out there' primitive tribal. Anything bad that happens to them, anything at all, is due to Black Magic Curses by their Fascist Enemies.
Posted by: LenNeal, hates Commies even if they're hip at March 13, 2024 12:53 PM (9yXr+) ======== That they openly march with Soviet flags during every protest made me sick while I lived in Rome. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 13, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO) 305
>>245 I don't know that this is really a huge deal. Marines guard U.S. Embassies. It is just one of the things that they do. There are a lot of Americans who have been in Haiti delivering humanitarian aid. You don't want to shut down an Embassy just because of some unrest and leave Americans in danger. I get the reluctance to engage in another country's problems, but I doyn't think that's what this is.
Posted by: GenX Buckeye at March 13, 2024 12:47 PM (IXb8j) Just don't let it turn into another Iranian embassy, circa 1979. Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 13, 2024 12:54 PM (Z1ToQ) 306
Mmm. Barbeque.
Posted by: wth at March 13, 2024 12:54 PM (v0R5T) 307
If I had a son, he could have been "Barbecue"
Heck, if the guy on the spit was a dog, that could be me. Posted by: Barack Obama at March 13, 2024 12:54 PM (ZAqUC) 308
of course Haitians will try to flee to the U.S. to escape the upheaval" rather than "they will try to flee to a nearby Caribbean country"
Posted by: PaleRider at March 13, 2024 12:23 PM (wTs+0) A nearby Caribbean country which, coincidentally, inhabits the same island. Posted by: I used to have a different nic === That's because the Dominican Republic shoots Haitians on sight when they go into their DMZ. Turns out that is pretty damn effective at stopping illegal immigration. Always has been always will be. We should try it. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at March 13, 2024 12:54 PM (17s+e) 309
Is there any doubt that American inner cities would look just like Haiti if the leftist succeeded in defunding the police?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2024 12:54 PM (YqDXo) 310
"Why are these Haitians that are now in our neighborhood not cool guys like in Cyberpunk?!!!"
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 13, 2024 12:54 PM (Wg1x4) 311
He also noted that a bill is working its way in Congress to say that the government can seize any social platform that it charges with "Election Interference".
-------- Democrats - That's not seizing. THIS is seizing. Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 12:54 PM (KvVN8) 312
Normalizing Cannibalism was always going to be a thing. Always. It's here now. And they will continue to wedge it into the culture.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 12:51 PM (KvVN Can Shrunken Heads be far behind? I can see a use here, but that would be for the inflated academia. The political class already have reduced cranium sizes... Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2024 12:54 PM (K+UlC) 313
He also noted that a bill is working its way in Congress to say that the government can seize any social platform that it charges with "Election Interference".
Ohhhhhhh. That's the real purpose of the TikTok bill? Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2024 12:52 PM (Yqpb4) Pretty much Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2024 12:54 PM (Akjoo) 314
And "mucilage" always makes me think of the Spanish word for "bat," "murcielago."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 13, 2024 12:54 PM (J2vNu) 315
We've got boots on the ground in Gaza building a dock Biden is a little susceptible to pier pressure it seems. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 13, 2024 12:55 PM (RKVpM) 316
Google "Sati," the indescribably horrific Hindu religious practice that the colonizing Brits encountered. The Brits usually had a hands-off approach to native customs, but they were so horrified at Sati that they put a stop to it. And yes, the natives vehemently resisted. They wanted to continue to drag screaming widows into village squares and burn them alive on top of their husband's funeral pyres.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 13, 2024 12:52 PM (iFTx/) --- The ancient Israelites in the Bible wiped out a number of surrounding tribes at God's command--down to the last man, woman, child, and camel--because He found them offensive to His sight. When the Israelites failed to deliver divine wrath (out of mercy), they usually suffered for it. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2024 12:55 PM (7fElN) 317
The only solution would be wall it off and let Darwin work his magic. Then once the last hoodlum is gone, the nation becomes a resort.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2024 12:55 PM (4olE8) 318
Italian Lefties are 'out there' primitive tribal. Anything bad that happens to them, anything at all, is due to Black Magic Curses by their Fascist Enemies.
So like American lefties with "MAGA Republicans" / "White Christian Nationalists" / whatever the highest-polling term is that day? Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2024 12:55 PM (Yqpb4) 319
And "mucilage" always makes me think of the Spanish word for "bat," "murcielago."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 13, 2024 12:54 PM (J2vNu) That sounds like a GREAT name for a car! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 12:55 PM (Zz0t1) 320
The only solution would be wall it off and let Darwin work his magic. Then once the last hoodlum is gone, the nation becomes a resort.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2024 12:55 PM (4olE --- That would be a good strategy for Gaza as well. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2024 12:55 PM (7fElN) Posted by: wth at March 13, 2024 12:55 PM (v0R5T) 322
I don't know that this is really a huge deal. Marines guard U.S. Embassies. It is just one of the things that they do. There are a lot of Americans who have been in Haiti delivering humanitarian aid. You don't want to shut down an Embassy just because...
- Has anyone updated the "embassies closed under Trump vs embassies closed under Biden" list recently? Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 13, 2024 12:55 PM (Wg1x4) 323
Some hurricane or earthquake 10 years ago or so was the last time I gave money to an international shithole disaster, my wife somehow got me to send $50. Did about as much good as I expected.
Posted by: Ripley at March 13, 2024 12:56 PM (JojsZ) 324
Have we tried calling that retarded mayor who brought peace to his city by having a sit down with all the gang leaders?'
Chicago PD used to do that, before they got neutered. They would flat-out tell you to your face: "We're the biggest gang in Chicago." They didn't try to stop the gangs, they managed them like something out of a medieval kingdom. They let the gangs run their turfs, but if they stepped out, CPD would kill them. Now, the hardcore Pol Pot Lefties are wholly in charge and there is no law, not even of the jungle there. Posted by: LenNeal, hates Commies even if they're hip at March 13, 2024 12:56 PM (9yXr+) 325
Haiti is actually Le Shithole
Posted by: Montec at March 13, 2024 12:57 PM (rT/ak) 326
How exactly are Haitians surging into florida?
are they swimming 800+ miles? did John Kerry offer his yacht? is biden flying them? How can Haitians surge into Florida!! Posted by: old chick at March 13, 2024 12:57 PM (sOete) 327
It'd be easy to fix this problem, just set up bulldozers on one end of the island and put them on cruise control.
Trump needs to pull no punches if they have debates, keep hammering home how Biden is importing rapist and murderers, it's a stunning message everywhere but liberal news networks. Posted by: Rbastid at March 13, 2024 12:57 PM (wWFN+) 328
We make a movie about an island nation that descends into chaos and civil war. There are four factions involved. There's the government, which is in the process of falling. There's a former high-ranking cop connected to the drug trade, who leads some semi-professional fighters.
Sounds like a plot for the next FarCry game. Posted by: Halfhand at March 13, 2024 12:57 PM (N0Aec) 329
He also noted that a bill is working its way in Congress to say that the government can seize any social platform that it charges with "Election Interference". Including websites. Hope Pixy has an armed guard protecting the hamsters. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 13, 2024 12:57 PM (RKVpM) 330
Is there any doubt that American inner cities would look just like Haiti if the leftist succeeded in defunding the police?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2024 12:54 PM (YqDXo) I could see ex-policemen running their own drug and voodoo gangs there. King Willy rides again. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 13, 2024 12:57 PM (aD39U) 331
Santeria comes from the Caribbean, it has nothing to do with Spanish Catholics. Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2024 *** No, not the Catholics themselves. I mean former Spanish colonies where the European colonizers' religion was probably Catholicism. The natives mixed some of that with their own beliefs, a "creole," and voila. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 13, 2024 12:58 PM (J2vNu) 332
Coast Guard cutters have big guns. Just sink the Haitian boats.
Posted by: Pudinhead at March 13, 2024 12:30 PM (hWxEy) Send in the Navy. Odds are they'd just run into the Haitian boats. Not on purpose, of course, but a win's a win. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2024 12:58 PM (uvymP) 333
I forget , is it red or white wine that goes with long pig?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2024 12:58 PM (CAwN0) 334
289 Cannibalism is NOT happening but if it were that would be a good thing.
Posted by: Ripley ....And it's Trumps fault. Posted by: Barack Obama at March 13, 2024 12:58 PM (ZAqUC) 335
We've got boots on the ground in Gaza building a dock
Biden is a little susceptible to pier pressure it seems. Posted by: Divide by Zero Whatever floats his boat. Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2024 12:58 PM (IB/6k) 336
Then there's the YouTube rap star warlord that controls shipping and the drug trade.
Is a YouTube rapper more or less prestigious than a SoundCloud rapper? Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2024 12:58 PM (Yqpb4) 337
Also I am in big favor of closing almost all US embassies. You want to go dyke-hiking ('dyking'?) in Pakistan?
You are on your own. You made your stupid choice. Posted by: LenNeal at March 13, 2024 12:58 PM (9yXr+) 338
Mitch Albom was one of those air-lifted out yesterday.
Look for his next book, The Five People You Eat in Haiti, coming soon. Posted by: bed head at March 13, 2024 12:58 PM (Y1sOo) 339
Cannibalism is NOT happening but if it were that would be a good thing.
Posted by: Ripley at March 13, 2024 12:52 PM (JojsZ) That depends - Guy Fieri needs a Drive Ins, Diners and Dives episode on this to determine its true lasting value Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2024 12:59 PM (K+UlC) 340
333 I forget , is it red or white wine that goes with long pig?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2024 12:58 PM (CAwN0) Depends on the seasonings you use Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2024 12:59 PM (Akjoo) 341
I've got tickets to leave for Aruba (vacation) this coming Monday. Aruba is roughly half the distance from Haiti as Florida is.
Hmmm... Posted by: RM at March 13, 2024 12:59 PM (urbih) 342
The ancient Israelites in the Bible wiped out a number of surrounding tribes at God's command--down to the last man, woman, child, and camel--because He found them offensive to His sight.
---------- Saul kept the sheep, though. That was a mistake. Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at March 13, 2024 12:59 PM (XeU6L) Posted by: Muldoon at March 13, 2024 12:59 PM (991eG) 344
Everything I know about voodoo I learned in a James Bond movie.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2024 12:59 PM (rWwta) 345
Wasn't Barbecue the dude from Idiocracy?
Posted by: n8sebaka at March 13, 2024 12:59 PM (rHJ5b) 346
Tucker said that in a closed door meeting at the White House, AOC made the case that Elon "tampered" with the 2022 elections by changing the algorithm.
He also noted that a bill is working its way in Congress to say that the government can seize any social platform that it charges with "Election Interference". Ohhhhhhh. That's the real purpose of the TikTok bill? Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2024 12:52 PM (Yqpb4) ---------------- See Sundance at CTH: "HR7521 – The TikTok Ban Law (as written) is NOT About Banning TikTok, It’s About Information Control" http://tiny.cc/3vfjxz Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 13, 2024 01:00 PM (iBnrP) 347
>Now is a good time to mention that the hit video game Cyberpunk 2077 had Haitians as the most technologically advanced group in the story.
A debate between John Stewart Mill and ?Carlyle in 1850?, as to whether Haiti would ever be prosperous again, has a 150 years of decisive "nay". Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 13, 2024 01:00 PM (cf/0E) Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2024 01:00 PM (IB/6k) 349
I forget , is it red or white wine that goes with long pig?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2024 *** I doubt either the cooks or the diners are worried about choosing the wrong wine. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 13, 2024 01:00 PM (J2vNu) 350
We've got boots on the ground in Gaza building a dock
- Same as Iraq and Afghanistan. The locals don't have the ability, so we do it. Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 13, 2024 01:00 PM (Wg1x4) 351
340 333 I forget , is it red or white wine that goes with long pig?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2024 12:58 PM (CAwN0) Depends on the seasonings you use Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2024 12:59 PM (Akjoo) I like a good mojo marinade and slow-roasting. Posted by: Mmmm...long pig at March 13, 2024 01:00 PM (tczCu) 352
326 How exactly are Haitians surging into florida?
are they swimming 800+ miles? did John Kerry offer his yacht? is biden flying them? How can Haitians surge into Florida!! Posted by: old chick ------------- Don't fret, my pet. We will provide transport Posted by: UN, NGOs, and US gov. at March 13, 2024 01:00 PM (ZAqUC) 353
"Normalizing Cannibalism was always going to be a thing. Always. It's here now. And they will continue to wedge it into the culture."
Overton Window. Suddenly pedophilia doesn't seem so bad. Posted by: Anti-Faucist at March 13, 2024 01:00 PM (qUkBO) 354
Can yo9u even get a decent bottle of Chianti in Haiti?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 13, 2024 01:00 PM (991eG) 355
Wasn't Barbecue the dude from Idiocracy?
Posted by: n8sebaka at March 13, 2024 12:59 PM (rHJ5b) ++++ I will not stand idly by while you besmirch the good name of the heroic President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2024 01:00 PM (HnUIn) 356
Says the guy whose job is to sit in front of a mic and yammer.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2024 12:34 PM (CsUN+) I've been reliably informed that he occasionally goes to college campuses and rekts the kids. Not so much that anyone present changes their thinking or voting patterns but here's the link to my merch store. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2024 01:00 PM (uvymP) 357
268 Send in the Gurkhas. Lots and lots of Gurkhas.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 13, 2024 12:50 PM (9yWhg) From the stories I've read, you don’t need many. Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 13, 2024 01:01 PM (IJnzP) 358
...that video, while real, is Two Years Old!
******** I initially read that as 'veal'... Posted by: Muldoon - Me too! That's the part I was focused on, too! - Joe Biden Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 13, 2024 01:01 PM (Wg1x4) 359
It'd be easy to fix this problem, just set up bulldozers on one end of the island and put them on cruise control.'
Finally! Posted by: Killdozer gets an acting gig again at March 13, 2024 01:01 PM (9yXr+) 360
Biden is a little susceptible to pier pressure it seems.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 13, 2024 12:55 PM (RKVpM) It port ends a disaster, me thinks... Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2024 01:01 PM (K+UlC) 361
I initially read that as 'veal'...
Posted by: Muldoon at March 13, 2024 12:59 PM (991eG) -------------- * snort * Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 13, 2024 01:01 PM (iBnrP) 362
Doof can talk about pickleball all he wants but if he even mentions an election he's engaging in 'election interference' and Ace gets shut down. Our precious democracy. Sure, they really want to take down Tik Tok. Pull the other finger. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 13, 2024 01:01 PM (RKVpM) 363
353 "Normalizing Cannibalism was always going to be a thing. Always. It's here now. And they will continue to wedge it into the culture."
Overton Window. Suddenly pedophilia doesn't seem so bad. Posted by: Anti-Faucist at March 13, 2024 01:00 PM (qUkBO) Great. Preschools will become both veal farms and brothels. Posted by: To serve children at March 13, 2024 01:02 PM (tczCu) 364
What's the difference between a zombie and Joey?
One is President. Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2024 12:35 PM (z20w/) And the other is a baby kangaroo? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2024 01:02 PM (uvymP) 365
I will not stand idly by while you besmirch the good name of the heroic President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)' And his genius vice presidential candidate, Not Sure! Posted by: I have campaign stickers. at March 13, 2024 01:02 PM (9yXr+) 366
Who could have predicted Cannibals?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 13, 2024 12:14 PM (t/2Uw) anyone seen Bob lately... *side wyw...* Posted by: SturmToddler at March 13, 2024 01:02 PM (nXhwP) 367
Send Jonah Goldberg and Rob Reiner in to bring peace.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2024 01:03 PM (rWwta) 368
Yawn. I was told there was cannibalism in the Superdome, too.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 13, 2024 01:03 PM (JRP2U) 369
350 We've got boots on the ground in Gaza building a dock
- Same as Iraq and Afghanistan. The locals don't have the ability, so we do it. Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 13, 2024 01:00 PM (Wg1x4) How long before this temporary port is destroyed? By the Gazans or IDF? Which also begs the question - why aren't the muzzies in the Middle East offering to take care of the Gazans? Shouldn't their reason not to be ours as well? Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 13, 2024 01:03 PM (N39Ws) 370
Great. Preschools will become both veal farms and brothels.
Posted by: To serve children at March 13, 2024 01:02 PM (tczCu) I prefer the free range children. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 13, 2024 01:03 PM (aD39U) 371
Mucilage and Metamucil could make an unfortunate "mash-up".
Posted by: Sticky Fingers at March 13, 2024 01:03 PM (V5BDR) 372
I would take Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho over Slow Joe any day.
Posted by: He was dumb but loved his country at March 13, 2024 01:03 PM (tczCu) Posted by: Ciampino - Baked, Boiled or Grilled? at March 13, 2024 01:04 PM (qfLjt) 374
From the Cyberpunk game: "In 2062, climate change wiped Haiti off the face of the earth."
And nothing of value was lost. Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2024 01:04 PM (4olE8) 375
Has being anti cannibalism been called racist yet?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2024 01:04 PM (rWwta) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 01:04 PM (Zz0t1) 377
For real, you can buy campaign stickers for the ticket Camacho/Not Sure for every presidential election since 2012. I put them on magnets and use them as 'bumper stickers' on my car.
It's shocking how many people don't get it. Posted by: LenNeal at March 13, 2024 01:04 PM (9yXr+) 378
"Conan O'Brien needs to take another trip to Haiti."
Nah. Send James Taylor and his guitar to croon, "You've Got A Friend." That'll help. Posted by: Ju at March 13, 2024 01:04 PM (aTmM/) 379
Doof can talk about pickleball all he wants but if he even mentions an election he's engaging in 'election interference' and Ace gets shut down.
Our precious democracy. Sure, they really want to take down Tik Tok. Pull the other finger. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 13, 2024 01:01 PM (RKVpM) Can I talk about bourbon and the entire Rush catalog too? Posted by: Doof at March 13, 2024 01:04 PM (JunzL) 380
Don't fret, my pet.
We will provide transport Posted by: UN, NGOs, and US gov. Right, so "surging" should not be accepted when in fact it is being assisted in relocating. Gawd I loathe that we pretend to be easily deceived. Posted by: old chick at March 13, 2024 01:04 PM (sOete) 381
Shout out to multi-millionaire Ben Shapiro, who just announced True Conservatism means that retirement should be abolished, and that people should work until they die.'
--- In Heritage America, that sawed-off runt is an asshole. In Clown America he has correctly predicted our future. I mean, at the current inflation, there's no way SS 1) can keep pace and 2) be able to pay everyone when I'm there. In the futures markets, they like to "rinse out" retail. And they're doing it to America--flush out our savings with high inflation, then crash the market and flush out our assets buying at fire-sale prices. If you can't see it coming, you're the target. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 13, 2024 01:05 PM (yikga) 382
Biden is a little susceptible to pier pressure it seems.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 13, 2024 12:55 PM (RKVpM) It port ends a disaster, me thinks... Posted by: Boswell -------- Not exactly the quay to disengagement. Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at March 13, 2024 01:05 PM (XeU6L) 383
Wasn't Barbecue the dude from Idiocracy?
Posted by: n8sebaka -- Also the main villain in the terrible, TERRIBLE movie "Di@ m0nd C-0br@ vs the Wh1te F0x is also named BBQ The Redletter Media guys did a Best of the Worst episode on it but it was pulled for Youtube violations. Someone said she went in person to do it. Zirconia Cobra Vs Eggshell Fox is a funny name that someone could search for if they haven't seen it. Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 13, 2024 01:05 PM (Wg1x4) 384
I will not stand idly by while you besmirch the good name of the heroic President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 13, 2024 01:00 PM (HnUIn) ------------- Huh. My pattern-seeking mind just realized (wonder if it's a coincidence)! that that's an acronym for "DEM DC." Now I'll never forget that name ... Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 13, 2024 01:05 PM (iBnrP) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 13, 2024 01:06 PM (ufFY8) 386
I wonder if Barbecue will be invited to Homer’s BBBQ.
Posted by: Crazy at March 13, 2024 01:06 PM (oxzxx) 387
For real, you can buy campaign stickers for the ticket Camacho/Not Sure for every presidential election since 2012. I put them on magnets and use them as 'bumper stickers' on my car.
It's shocking how many people don't get it. Posted by: LenNeal at March 13, 2024 *** In the late Nineties I had a bumper sticker, "Picard/Riker '96." I didn't put it on my car, though. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 13, 2024 01:06 PM (J2vNu) 388
anyone seen Bob lately... *side wyw...*
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 13, 2024 01:02 PM (nXhwP) Cannibal Barbie: "Full stomach require long nap, Mon..." Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2024 01:06 PM (K+UlC) 389
Why do only Ukraine and Israel's borders matter. No boots on the ground
Posted by: GOP sux at March 13, 2024 01:06 PM (Zzbjj) 390
378 "Conan O'Brien needs to take another trip to Haiti."
Nah. Send James Taylor and his guitar to croon, "You've Got A Friend." That'll help. Posted by: Ju at March 13, 2024 01:04 PM (aTmM/) Send Lizzo Posted by: Barbecue at March 13, 2024 01:06 PM (z+89e) 391
50 Ways To Serve Your Lover
Just hack off some back, Jack Take her left hand, Stan Whether girl or boy, Roy Just get some gravy Posted by: Paul Simon at March 13, 2024 01:06 PM (FVME7) 392
I would take Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho over Slow Joe any day.
Posted by: He was dumb but loved his country' His speeches were far more inspiring: "Shit! I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution!" Posted by: LenNeal is all in on Camacho at March 13, 2024 01:06 PM (9yXr+) 393
Which also begs the question - why aren't the muzzies in the Middle East offering to take care of the Gazans? Shouldn't their reason not to be ours as well?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed - Our reason is because we're not on the side of Israel. Their reason is because they know the Gazans are literally philistines. There is no helping them outside of jawbone of an ass type of things. Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 13, 2024 01:07 PM (Wg1x4) 394
The collapse of one country is a tragedy. The collapse of all countries is a Five Year Plan.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 01:07 PM (KvVN8) 395
383 The Redletter Media guys did a Best of the Worst episode on it but it was pulled for Youtube violations. Someone said she went in person to do it.
Zirconia Cobra Vs Eggshell Fox is a funny name that someone could search for if they haven't seen it. Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 13, 2024 01:05 PM (Wg1x4) ======== I always suspected it was music related. There's a lot of her terrible music in the video, and they'd have to make a very large portion of the video simply silent to make it acceptable. You can occasionally see that happen in small snippets on some older videos. Music copyright is much more tightly managed than video copyright on YouTube. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 13, 2024 01:07 PM (GBKbO) 396
Cannibals? Here's the solution
(mandatory) youtube https://tinyurl.com/2tk5pad7 Posted by: Ciampino - Baked, Boiled or Grilled? at March 13, 2024 01:04 PM (qfLjt) See me at 244 Posted by: Doof at March 13, 2024 01:07 PM (JunzL) 397
Now I'll never forget that name ... Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 13, 2024 01:05 PM (iBnrP) Yes you will. Herbert Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 01:08 PM (KvVN8) 398
102 Is there any place on the planet that will end up better off with the importation of thousands and thousands of Haitians?
Just one place? Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 13, 2024 12:28 PM (/SHEi) Somalia. Posted by: Surfperch at March 13, 2024 01:08 PM (htJYU) 399
NYS trooper found not guilty in shooting death of guy who hit him with his car out in Buffalo. I'm no super police fan but this case should never have been brought
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2024 01:08 PM (CAwN0) 400
Not exactly the quay to disengagement.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at March 13, 2024 01:05 PM (XeU6L) Shore, you could say that...but it's shallow. Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2024 01:08 PM (K+UlC) 401
You know who else wanted people to work until they die?
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 01:09 PM (KvVN8) 402
Biden can send Marines to Haiti, but don't let him send them to Oakland.
Posted by: Roy at March 13, 2024 01:09 PM (z+ik4) 403
Can I talk about bourbon and the entire Rush catalog too?
Posted by: Doof' No. But you can talk about whisky and Stevie Ray Vaughan, the other Christian religion allowed on AoS. Posted by: LenNeal at March 13, 2024 01:09 PM (9yXr+) 404
Cannibals? Here's the solution
(mandatory) youtube ------------ Fine them? Especially the young? Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 01:09 PM (2yu8s) 405
I always suspected it was music related. There's a lot of her terrible music in the video, and they'd have to make a very large portion of the video simply silent to make it acceptable. You can occasionally see that happen in small snippets on some older videos.
Music copyright is much more tightly managed than video copyright on YouTube. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini -- If you haven't seen it, she recorded a red-carpet event for the premiere: https://tinyurl.com/253lw4qd Warning: trainwreck Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 13, 2024 01:09 PM (Wg1x4) 406
Herbert! Herbert! Herbert! Herbert!
Posted by: Star Trek Space Hippies at March 13, 2024 01:09 PM (tczCu) 407
405 If you haven't seen it, she recorded a red-carpet event for the premiere:
https://tinyurl.com/253lw4qd Warning: trainwreck Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 13, 2024 01:09 PM (Wg1x4) ======== That she held a premiere at all and didn't just dump it onto Amazon Video is amazing in and of itself. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 13, 2024 01:10 PM (GBKbO) 408
> Yawn. I was told there was cannibalism in the Superdome, too.
There's literally video of a Haitian gang member picking a dude's leg up out of a fire and pulling off bits of meat and eating it. Yes, it's from a couple of years ago, but it's not like cannibals are known to change their ways. Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2024 01:10 PM (Odg76) 409
What happens if "babeque" is eliminated ?
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2024 01:11 PM (V13WU) 410
When I was a child I thought the word was cannonballs.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2024 01:11 PM (rWwta) 411
"The confidential document details how a conflict between Russia and NATO might arise, with events unfolding month by month. The culmination involves deployment of hundreds of thousands of NATO soldiers and the start of war in the summer of 2025."
Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 13, 2024 12:49 PM (Wg1x4) Of course, they could circumvent all of this by merely staying the fuck out of THE Ukraine but that would mean they'd miss out on WW3... and they've got bunkers and shit so they'll be fine... don't worry for a second about them. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2024 01:11 PM (uvymP) 412
Music copyright is much more tightly managed than video copyright on YouTube.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini' Nina Hagen says, "Eh, you can have it. I married well." Posted by: LenNeal at March 13, 2024 01:12 PM (9yXr+) 413
> If he's the mustard or vinegar type that anarchist are all about - let the hanging times begin!
Jimmy Mac's Mama Sweet's mustard sauce is amazing. If anyone can provide me an accurate copycat recipe I'd be willing to Venmo them some bucks. Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2024 01:12 PM (Odg76) 414
They were a real and present danger on the island. At least once a month.
Posted by: Gilligan at March 13, 2024 01:12 PM (JwKr4) 415
When I was a child I thought the word was cannonballs.
Posted by: Northernlurker Ah, yes. Those Wabash cannibals. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 13, 2024 01:12 PM (9yWhg) 416
What happens if "babeque" is eliminated ?
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2024 01:11 PM (V13WU) He will be quickly replaced by "Nashville Hot" Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 01:12 PM (KvVN8) 417
Can I talk about bourbon and the entire Rush catalog too?
Posted by: Doof' No. But you can talk about whisky and Stevie Ray Vaughan, the other Christian religion allowed on AoS. Posted by: LenNeal at March 13, 2024 01:09 PM (9yXr+) The only whisky (no "e") I will speak favorably upon is Makers Mark. No argument about SRV - among my favorites! Posted by: Doof at March 13, 2024 01:12 PM (JunzL) 418
What happens if "babeque" is eliminated ?
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2024 01:11 PM (V13WU) Alabama will succeed again... Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2024 01:13 PM (K+UlC) 419
Send James Taylor and his guitar to croon, "You've Got A Friend ...
.. And He's Really Plump, and Well-Marbled." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2024 01:13 PM (Uzv0N) 420
RFK Jr. floats VP names.
Aaron Rogers Jessie Ventura He's not a serious man. Glad that's over. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 01:04 PM (Zz0t1) ------------ For "Sex" on his birth certificate, they wrote in "Not a serious boy." Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 13, 2024 01:13 PM (iBnrP) 421
Can I talk about bourbon and the entire Rush catalog too? Posted by: Doof' Bourbon yes, Rush no. Worst afternoon of my life was when my son-in-law mentioned Rush and I said I had never heard of them. I was then subjected to a bottomless stack of CD's he made me listen to. Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 13, 2024 01:13 PM (RKVpM) Posted by: Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 01:13 PM (CsUN+) 423
401 You know who else wanted people to work until they die?
-------- Kevin Williamson, as baristas?? Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 01:13 PM (2yu8s) Posted by: stochastic kulak anachronda at March 13, 2024 01:13 PM (v3pYe) 425
As you've seen they've dredged up Trump's "shithole" remarks about Haiti when he was President so I assume it's coming...
Ds run an ad of Trump calling Haiti a shithole. Rs run an ad of the D ad followed by Trump grinning and saying "Right again." Posted by: Oddbob at March 13, 2024 01:14 PM (+FZ2M) 426
There's literally video of a Haitian gang member picking a dude's leg up out of a fire and pulling off bits of meat and eating it. Yes, it's from a couple of years ago, but it's not like cannibals are known to change their ways.
Once you go human You prefer it with cumin Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2024 01:14 PM (CsUN+) 427
That she held a premiere at all and didn't just dump it onto Amazon Video is amazing in and of itself.
- It would be interesting to know more about her filmmaking. Her parents have money, clearly, and have even paid for some awards: imdb.com/title/tt3178320/awards/ Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 13, 2024 01:14 PM (Wg1x4) 428
When I was a child I thought the word was cannonballs.
Posted by: Northernlurker Ah, yes. Those Wabash cannibals. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus All aboard! Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2024 01:14 PM (IB/6k) 429
Where are the black "leaders" on this? Just crickets?
Why aren't they offering to help their own? Or at least, more characteristically, shouting that claims of cannibalism are racist? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2024 01:14 PM (Uzv0N) 430
>>> Who are we to tell Haiti that their ways are wrong?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging ---------- It's their culture; nom, nom, nom. Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2024 01:14 PM (EwPAO) 431
Send James Taylor and his guitar to croon, "You've Got A Friend ...
.. And He's Really Plump, and Well-Marbled." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2024 01:13 PM (Uzv0N) ------------- "I've seen Barbecue and I've seen Pain ..." Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychpathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 13, 2024 01:15 PM (iBnrP) 432
The only whisky (no "e") I will speak favorably upon is Makers Mark.
Liquid bubble gum? Yeah, it's great. *rolls eyes* Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2024 01:15 PM (CsUN+) 433
268 Send in the Gurkhas. Lots and lots of Gurkhas.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 13, 2024 12:50 PM (9yWhg) From the stories I've read, you don’t need many. Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 13, 2024 01:01 PM (IJnzP) --- My favorite Gurkha story is about a bunch of bandits that attacked a train. A lone Gurkha was on board, just chilling on his way home to family. They tried to assault a young woman next to him. That was a mistake. He John Wicked the entire train...killing around 8 bandits or so and wounding a bunch more. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2024 01:15 PM (7fElN) 434
When I was a child I thought the word was cannonballs.
Posted by: Northernlurker Gives new meaning to Cannonball Run. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 13, 2024 01:15 PM (FVME7) 435
Once you've eaten man-meat, you are a cannibal forever, or ghey, or a ghey cannibal.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 13, 2024 01:15 PM (aD39U) 436
Almost unbelievable that the Pentagon straightened out this violation of Key West. Navy has Puerto Rico, the Army is for the D.R., and Haiti is reserved for the Marine Corps.
Since the days of Smedley Butler, when Haiti's new constitution was written by Under Secretary Franklin Roosevelt. There is a lot of history to this banana republic business. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 13, 2024 01:15 PM (zdLoL) 437
Bourbon yes, Rush no. Worst afternoon of my life was when my son-in-law mentioned Rush and I said I had never heard of them. I was then subjected to a bottomless stack of CD's he made me listen to.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 13, 2024 01:13 PM (RKVpM) You have a fine SIL!!! One full afternoon of Rush is a good start. Posted by: Doof at March 13, 2024 01:15 PM (JunzL) 438
There's literally video of a Haitian gang member picking a dude's leg up out of a fire and pulling off bits of meat and eating it. Yes, it's from a couple of years ago, but it's not like cannibals are known to change their ways.
Once you go human You prefer it with cumin Posted by: Archimedes Once you go leg You prefer it with egg Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2024 01:15 PM (IB/6k) 439
>>> 430 >>> Who are we to tell Haiti that their ways are wrong?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging ---------- It's their culture; nom, nom, nom. Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2024 01:14 PM (EwPAO) So will XiNN approve or disapprove if cultural appropriation in this case? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 13, 2024 01:15 PM (llON8) 440
Wasn't Barbecue the dude from Idiocracy?
Posted by: n8sebaka at March 13, 2024 12:59 PM Arrrr! You be talkin' about the wrong story, matey! Posted by: John Silver at March 13, 2024 01:15 PM (5sOEG) 441
OF
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 13, 2024 01:16 PM (llON8) Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2024 01:16 PM (Odg76) 443
The point is that you can't uncannibal yourself.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 13, 2024 01:16 PM (aD39U) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2024 01:16 PM (Uzv0N) 445
Once you go human You prefer it with cumin Posted by: Archimedes Once you go leg You prefer it with egg Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2024 01:15 PM (IB/6k) Once you go fartclam You'll defer back to ham Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 01:17 PM (Zz0t1) 446
The point is that you can't uncannibal yourself.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 13, 2024 01:16 PM (aD39U) Well, you could...but it would require you to eat yourself... Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2024 01:17 PM (K+UlC) 447
>>> 430 >>> Who are we to tell Haiti that their ways are wrong?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging ---------- It's their culture; nom, nom, nom. Posted by: Braenyard at March 13, 2024 01:14 PM (EwPAO) _____________ And we've been assured that all cultures are equally valid and beautiful, amirite? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2024 01:17 PM (Uzv0N) 448
Another Don Lemon show got cancelled. http://tiny.cc/ewfjxz Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2024 01:16 PM (Odg76) How racist and homophobic. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 13, 2024 01:17 PM (Zz0t1) 449
"The only whisky (no "e") I will speak favorably upon is Makers Mark."
Liquid bubble gum? Yeah, it's great. *rolls eyes* Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2024 01:15 PM (CsUN+) If they water it down to barely alcoholic and strain it through some algae and potting soil, then you might like it?? Posted by: Doof at March 13, 2024 01:17 PM (JunzL) 450
Heh.
Another Don Lemon show got cancelled. Why, it's almost as if he's an untalented, unlikable hack who was only where he was because black, ghey leftist. Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2024 01:17 PM (CsUN+) 451
Once you go human
You prefer it with cumin Posted by: Archimedes Once you go leg You prefer it with egg Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2024 01:15 PM (IB/6k) Once you go fartclam You'll defer back to ham Posted by: Sponge Once you go parts You'll have nothing but farts Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2024 01:17 PM (IB/6k) 452
> Since the days of Smedley Butler, when Haiti's new constitution was written by Under Secretary Franklin Roosevelt. There is a lot of history to this banana republic business.
You don't meet many guys named Smedley here in the US. Posted by: bonhomme at March 13, 2024 01:18 PM (Odg76) 453
57.,.,.Anyone who pays attention to a word these people say, including any of us, is insane.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2024 12:23 PM (KvVN i would say rather, yes, pay close attention to the media hoors, but don't believe a word they say. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 13, 2024 01:18 PM (Rbu5d) 454
If they water it down to barely alcoholic and strain it through some algae and potting soil, then you might like it??
Depends. What kind of algae? Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2024 01:18 PM (CsUN+) 455
nood
Posted by: vic at March 13, 2024 01:18 PM (A5THL) 456
As Criminal Gangs Murder Their Way to Power in Haiti, Biden Sends American Marines Into the Meatgrinder
_________________ This is going to boost recruiting through the roof. Even the beloved Marines don't want to be cannon fodder for a bumbling dotard. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 13, 2024 01:18 PM (Uzv0N) 457
tiktok nood
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 01:18 PM (2yu8s) 458
And here I moved to Florida to get away from the massive hordes of illegal aliens flooding into the southwest. Dammit.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 13, 2024 01:19 PM (PWI4f) 459
I think that was a plot point in Lucifer's Hammer. The Cannibal Gang would force people to eat human so that they were forever cannibals and couldn't leave the gang as if anyone else found out that you were a cannibal, they would kill you. After that they didn't care if you ate or not.
Or I may have dreamed this. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 13, 2024 01:20 PM (aD39U) 460
Another Don Lemon show got cancelled. Aren't you supposed to put some tilde's or other weird characters in 'Lemon' to reveal the full gayness of his preferred pronunciation? Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 13, 2024 01:20 PM (RKVpM) 461
Kevin Williamson, as baristas??
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 01:13 PM (2yu8s) Ooo, Kevin Williamson? Talk about one man feeding an Army of Haitian Cannibals! Jesus and those loaves and fishes had nothing on Kev... Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2024 01:20 PM (K+UlC) 462
Archer and Kreiger gushing endlessly about Rush was tiresome.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 13, 2024 01:20 PM (cf/0E) 463
The Voodoo Boys is just a gang in Cyberpunk. They aren't specifically Haitian but they borrow a lot of characteristics. They aren't more technologically advanced than many other factions, but they have many skilled netrunners and have established their own data fortresses/subnet. They're also incredibly foolish in their ambitions but one Netwatch operative was able to give them conniptions. All in all they aren't glorified in the least.
Posted by: Oldstoke at March 13, 2024 01:20 PM (VSMdC) 464
And now the Evening News from Haiti with Don Lemon
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2024 01:20 PM (CAwN0) 465
I wonder who instigated this business..because in not way would a bandit like "babeq" attempt to take over a country under US nose without outside support. Right ?? SO who is it ? China? Iran? S. Africa ??
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2024 01:21 PM (V13WU) 466
"I am all about a guy running for President named Barbeque."
They don't "run" in Haiti, they barbeque their way to the presidency. Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2024 01:22 PM (Cus5s) 467
From JJs invaluable morning report. This is in the pull quote from the Spectator, I think:
Since fall 2022, the White House has been running a special program allowing up to 30,000 people per month to legally immigrate to the U.S. from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua, and Venezuela. As of January 2024, the program has admitted more than 357,000 into the country, including 138,000 Haitians (far more than any of the other three nationalities). . Posted by: UN, NGOs, and US gov. at March 13, 2024 01:22 PM (ZAqUC) 468
Seems like Idi Amin and Barbeque may have had some things in common when it comes to culinary tastes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 13, 2024 01:23 PM (ynpvh) 469
"I am all about a guy running for President named Barbeque."
They don't "run" in Haiti, they barbeque their way to the presidency. Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2024 01:22 PM (Cus5s) George Wallace used to do that. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 13, 2024 01:24 PM (aD39U) 470
So is the upshot of all this with the boat lift and such is that -
Biden's inviting the cannibals over for dinner. Have I got that right? Posted by: naturalfake at March 13, 2024 01:24 PM (nFnyb) 471
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 13, 2024 12:58 PM (J2vNu)
people still get confused between "Spanish" and "Hispanic" as an adjective. Spaniards really don't like to be lumped in with the rest of the Spanish speakers in North/Central America. Posted by: kallisto at March 13, 2024 01:28 PM (dCxaZ) 472
IF the Marines are in Haiti ONLY to evacuate the embassy and U.S. citizens dumb enough to be there, fine. They better be gone in a week.
Not for a damn thing else. Remember when President Wilson intervened in Haiti in 1916, FDR ended it in 1934. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 13, 2024 01:37 PM (8sMut) 473
If it wasn't a shithole country, its name would be "Likey", and not "Haiti", people!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 13, 2024 01:43 PM (wtvvX) 474
We should prepare the US Coast Guard to machinegun every small craft leaving Haiti and entering US waters or use the Cutters to cut them in half and sink them.
No more "refugees." We need to work on getting rid of the ones we already have. Posted by: ruralcounsel at March 13, 2024 02:06 PM (diMhW) 475
Haiti is the model for blue run cities: Philadelphia, Detroit, Baltimore, St. Louis, New York City, Los Angeles,....
Posted by: Kurtz at March 13, 2024 02:08 PM (0YZ6P) 476
Given how Teh Media works, I'm just gonna roll with the assumption that this Barbecue chap is a fantastic fellow, who may or may not be vegetarian, peacefully working towards freedom for the Haitian people.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 13, 2024 02:08 PM (GkFGh) 477
Don't forget...this is the 20th anniv of Clinton's sending 20,000 of the US military to Haiti to"Fix it" once and for all, and even after he left Office the "Clinton Foundation" was appointed the SOLE repository of all international aid to Haiti. Through war, revolution, earthquakes, hurricanes, famine...assassinations...Clintons(both) built this mess. And MANY of their top consultants/leaders/administrators from it are NOW svering similar functions in the Biden administration.
Posted by: birdog at March 13, 2024 02:33 PM (SFGDK) 478
Fuck Haiti, its the model the Dems want America to be.
Posted by: Bill at March 13, 2024 02:52 PM (bXvrr) 479
"Why not just evacuate the embassy?"
Because they intend to use it to flood the US with 'refugees' from this sh!tshow. Yay! More dole moles to drain the treasury and vote socialist! /sarc Posted by: anon at March 13, 2024 03:10 PM (lDq8n) 480
I have a ways to go, but am approaching Gran Torino age.
Posted by: DOYLE at March 13, 2024 12:28 PM (Z8Yh2) I'm there. I scare kids and old ladies. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 13, 2024 03:21 PM (iODuv) 481
“ Racism in a 99.9% black country, huh?”
It somehow still manages to have a Jew billionaire, though! Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at March 13, 2024 03:39 PM (YZhRl) 482
Biden the Democrat The Globalists the Traitor
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 13, 2024 04:41 PM (wGqjj) 483
Trump was meeting privately with some lawmakers and said, in passing, "why do we having all these people from shithole countries coming here?"
That go immediately spread far and wide by the Dems. Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at March 13, 2024 05:21 PM (mvURQ) 484
Obviously no one should ever betray one's spouse, but if you do, maybe keep faithful until you've at least got something better than a P.F. Chang's 4.
== solid advice ! Posted by: runner at March 14, 2024 06:23 PM (V13WU) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0491 seconds. |
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