Unruly Cow Cafe

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Herdwicks of Highfields Farm
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Love this one of Billy and Bramble emerging from the shed. Capturing Billy's cheeky side and to have Bramble by his side, just perfect

Cat employs a new strategy for catching his elusive tail.

Excellent watchdog moves quickly to create the illusion that he's four watchdogs.

Using a hedgehog as a loofa.

Sometimes you can push a rat until he won't be pushed any longer.

Kitten dodges a Swiffer.

Three WWF wrestlers play tug-of-war with a two and a half year old lion cub. Result: Let's just say any thoughts you've entertained like "I bet I could beat a lion if I just got one good shot to its nose" should be abandoned posthaste.

A hands-on safari.

Go team!

Thoughtful dog!

Another burst of overwhelming rustic beauty, in Ticino, Switzerland.

China's own grand canyon, Anijihai. Looks like The Wall in Game of Thrones.

Beautiful canyon stream in New Zealand. I don't recognize it from Lord of the Rings, but I bet you an entire purse-full of money that it was the model for the whitewater-barrelling part of the second Hobbit movie.

Whale and cub.

Discretion advised for this compilation of killer whales blasting dolphins out of the water. No blood, but it's obvious what happens to the stunned (or dead) dolphins after the impacts.

Driving towards a whitecapped mountain in Banff National Park.

Rude dinner guests:

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1 Not gonna do it...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $22 burrito at March 13, 2024 07:31 PM (MeG8a)

2 I alerted the others...

(when can we get an actual NUDE nood?)

Posted by: Max Power at March 13, 2024 07:34 PM (q177U)

3 Whoohoo! Happy cafe, ace.

It was about four years ago the Quarantine Cafe started, No? What a great idea and I'm so happy you have stuck with it.

Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2024 07:34 PM (5G0pQ)

4 bah ram ewe

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 13, 2024 07:35 PM (ENQN6)

5 I think you just confused every Mohammed out there.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2024 07:35 PM (IG4Id)

6 SpaceX Launch NEW NEW TIME!!

SpaceX - Falcon 9
Starlink Group 6-44 - LC-39A - KSC

SpaceX targets March 13 for a Falcon 9 launch of 23 Starlink satellites to low-Earth orbit from Launch Complex 39A of the Kennedy Space Center in Florida.

Scheduled for Mar 13, 2024
Liftoff is targeted for 9:25 p.m. EDT (01:25 UTC),
Backup opportunities are available til 11:59 p.m. EDT.
Following stage separation, the first stage will land on an autonomous drone ship stationed in the Atlantic Ocean.

https://tinyurl.com/4zh6vzj3

Bad weather is approaching and I can see this getting scrubbed.

Posted by: Ciampino - Starry starry night! at March 13, 2024 07:36 PM (qfLjt)

7 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2024 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

8 Kittah isn't sharing supper with a pig

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2024 07:37 PM (fwDg9)

9 >>>Using a hedgehog as a loofa.

A back scratcher for the chin.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 13, 2024 07:37 PM (klJTj)

10 Cafe !!! Spring is springing.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 07:37 PM (/wZ+H)

11 Billy and Bramble

Mohammedan threesome

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 13, 2024 07:37 PM (ENQN6)

12 Is that Bramble's sultry come hither look?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2024 07:37 PM (W/lyH)

13 Yo

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2024 07:38 PM (Q4IgG)

14 Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away

Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air

You better watch out
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Jordan, I have seen
Things are not what they seem

Posted by: Sheep at March 13, 2024 07:39 PM (8sMut)

15 There were five cross country skiers found dead in Switzerland just the other day. It can be beautiful and deadly at the same time. Not to mention some stupid with a flare gun.

Posted by: Alpenhorn at March 13, 2024 07:39 PM (V5BDR)

16 What do you get for pretending the danger's not real?

Meek and obedient, you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors, into the valley of steel

What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes
Now things are really what they seem
No, this is not a bad dream

Posted by: Sheep at March 13, 2024 07:39 PM (8sMut)

17 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 13, 2024 07:39 PM (T4tVD)

18 The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by
With bright knives He releaseth my soul
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me to lamb cutlets
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection and great dedication master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up and then we'll make the bugger's eyes water

Posted by: Sheep at March 13, 2024 07:40 PM (8sMut)

19 Winning pool shot...

https://tinyurl.com/3ab5d7a2
18 seconds; LOUD Japanese music warning.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 07:40 PM (2yu8s)

20 Three WWF wrestlers play tug-of-war with a two and a half year old lion cub.
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OK, this was disappointing. I was expecting at least minor disemboweling.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at March 13, 2024 07:40 PM (woPEM)

21 Bleating and babbling we fell on his neck with a scream
Yeah, ha-ha-ha

Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream

Have you heard the news?
The dogs are dead
You better stay home and do as you're told
Get out of the road if you wanna grow old

Posted by: Sheep at March 13, 2024 07:40 PM (8sMut)

22 unruly cow, jeez, you got no idea ... I was driving on a tertiary / quaternary road last month, in the fogonna way to do some POTA ... good thing I was going slow as *&%# or I woulda slammed into two calves who had found their way out and were exploring the larger world beyond the barnyard with its calf-houses ... in the middle of the "road" (such as it was ... ) ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 13, 2024 07:41 PM (PFYt9)

23 Lucky bastard down the road bought a couple of ewes and a ram. The ewes give him twins everytime and they live. Talk about double your money.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 07:41 PM (/wZ+H)

24 eh, malaka ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 13, 2024 07:41 PM (PFYt9)

25 Not to mention some stupid with a flare gun.
Posted by: Alpenhorn at March 13, 2024 07:39 PM (V5BDR)

Swiss time was running out and it seemed that they lost the race.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 13, 2024 07:41 PM (8sMut)

26 Jooo cow spying for the Moosad against Palestinian farmers??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 07:42 PM (2yu8s)

27 Didn't like the cow. The duck was OK

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2024 07:43 PM (63Dwl)

28 I go to Switzerland mainly for the warm ocean beaches. And assorted cheeses.

Posted by: Variety Sampler at March 13, 2024 07:43 PM (V5BDR)

29 Calico Girl has birthed 4 or 5 kittens. I've seen 2 dark grey and 2 gingers. We've moved the camera but then she moved so currently they are all off-camera. There are good pictures in the update #239 (see below)

Ciampino's Rescue Kitties

Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all

There's another photo update #239 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.

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Posted by: Ciampino - Starry starry night! O so bright! at March 13, 2024 07:43 PM (qfLjt)

30 >>>A hands-on safari.

That one has a warning:
"The following media includes potentially sensitive content."

Not sure why. It's not like she did a Siegfried & Roy number on the safari-ites.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 13, 2024 07:44 PM (klJTj)

31 While the sand rats are worried about the cows they miss the go pros on the rats.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 07:44 PM (/wZ+H)

32 I should have used "Jewsy cow"!

Inspiration of the stairwell.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 07:44 PM (2yu8s)

33 Lucky bastard down the road bought a couple of ewes and a ram. The ewes give him twins everytime and they live. Talk about double your money.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 07:41 PM (/wZ+H)

En'chala efendum.

Posted by: Lucky Bastard Down The Road at March 13, 2024 07:44 PM (W/lyH)

34 >>>Kitten dodges a Swiffer.

Just calculating the best attack strategy.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 13, 2024 07:45 PM (klJTj)

35 flare gun? was just packing one of those up for the kayak season upcoming ... i keep it taped to the top of the compartment, justincase ... link pls?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 13, 2024 07:45 PM (PFYt9)

36 Whales have calves, not pups 🐳

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 07:45 PM (oCjPU)

37 Let's just say any thoughts you've entertained like "I bet I could beat a lion if I just got one good shot to its nose" should be abandoned posthaste.

Why can't they teach the lion to eat plants???

Posted by: leftists at March 13, 2024 07:45 PM (llON8)

38 Fun fact, killer whales are dolphins.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2024 07:46 PM (LkLld)

39 innt?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 13, 2024 07:46 PM (PFYt9)

40 Lucky bastard down the road bought a couple of ewes and a ram. The ewes give him twins everytime and they live. Talk about double your money.
Posted by: Ben Had

That's a lot of gyro meat.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2024 07:46 PM (cOq4q)

41 Yellow cat trying to catch his tail looks like our old cat Bob Marley, who was too lazy to catch his tail. Besides it was too short.

Posted by: Eromero at March 13, 2024 07:47 PM (NxC5+)

42 Evenin'

Instagram seemed to have gone BOOM. Most of the links didn't work.

Got Cornbeef, cabbage, onions, potato's, carrots, celery in the crockpot. Go back to work tomorrow and that will be dinner for the next 3 nights. I make a lot so it will spill over in my days off too. My Irish ancestry is minimal and I'm a Protestant. I'll listen to The Pogues this week, so there is that.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 13, 2024 07:47 PM (7Rm/F)

43 On the boat heading home.

We are supposed to have a beautiful weekend, sunny and 70!

*snoopy dance *

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2024 07:47 PM (aJVMf)

44 Any cow that wants to blow snot in your pocket is headed straight to the butcher.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 07:48 PM (/wZ+H)

45
LOL, wish there was a decent gyros place within 100 miles ...
ditto Italian beef
ditto Bulgogi
ditto any number of things up here where delivery is ... not a thing...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 13, 2024 07:50 PM (PFYt9)

46 LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 13, 2024 07:50 PM (PFYt9)

47 >We are supposed to have a beautiful weekend, sunny and 70!

*snoopy dance *

Posted by: nurse ratched
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I'm told to expect 9-25" of snow thru Friday

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 07:51 PM (oCjPU)

48 On the boat heading home.

We are supposed to have a beautiful weekend, sunny and 70!

*snoopy dance *
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2024 07:47 PM (aJVMf)

Only gonna be 69 in Puyallup.
:-(

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2024 07:52 PM (W/lyH)

49 ACK-shually, the orca is a toothed whale in a category of cetaceans that includes some dolphins

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 07:52 PM (oCjPU)

50 Ben Had!

Howdy! Looking forward to hugs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2024 07:52 PM (aJVMf)

51 I go to Switzerland mainly for the warm ocean beaches. And assorted cheeses.
Posted by: Variety Sampler

I had to send my Swiss cheese back. It was full of holes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 13, 2024 07:52 PM (FVME7)

52 Don Black, a snowmaggedon !

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 07:52 PM (/wZ+H)

53 Only gonna be 69 in Puyallup.
:-(
Posted by: Diogenes

Well, then you'd be lucky!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2024 07:53 PM (aJVMf)

54 Shut up, Wesley, er, Don Bla..., er,

Never mind.

Posted by: capt jean-luc picard at March 13, 2024 07:53 PM (2yu8s)

55 >>>Lucky bastard down the road bought a couple of ewes and a ram. The ewes give him twins everytime and they live. Talk about double your money.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 07:41 PM (/wZ+H)

How unewesual.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2024 07:54 PM (2rbYh)

56 >>Don Black, a snowmaggedon !

Posted by: Ben Had

it has the potential to be very effed up

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 07:55 PM (oCjPU)

57 nurse, you always bring me joy.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 07:56 PM (/wZ+H)

58 Willowed

snipe
n noun (plural same or snipes) a wading bird with brown camouflaged plumage and a long straight bill. [Gallinago gallinago and other species.]

ORIGIN
Middle English: probably of Scandinavian origin.

Posted by: Ciampino - Setting the record straight at March 13, 2024 07:57 PM (qfLjt)

59 Marcus T. Hahahaha. Perfect retort.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 07:57 PM (/wZ+H)

60 And if a cow is in my kitchen he's going to be in a cast iron skillet. Porterhouse cut, preferably.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2024 07:59 PM (2rbYh)

61 hope that turns out great for you, nurse! go for a hike if you can!

I have no idea how I could maintain anything remotely resembling sanity if I didn't hike 3 - 4 times a week. just sayin' ...

know you need company ... unlike me, seeking for utter solitude out in the wilderness ...

but rly, there is (imagine the caps) nothing better() than more-or-less immersion in the wild-(ish) outdoors for grounding and sanity.

Thomas Jefferson was right!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 13, 2024 07:59 PM (PFYt9)

62 >>>Three WWF wrestlers play tug-of-war with a two and a half year old lion cub.

Smart cub. The rope is bent at an angle where it enters the enclosure, so the wrestlers have to pull hard enough to move the lioness plus overcome the kink in the line.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 13, 2024 07:59 PM (klJTj)

63 >>>Lucky bastard down the road bought a couple of ewes and a ram. The ewes give him twins everytime and they live. Talk about double your money.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 07:41 PM (/wZ+H)

How unewesual.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2024 07:54 PM (2rbYh)

Shear luck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 13, 2024 07:59 PM (KeNvt)

64 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 27m
NEW 🚨 Boeing whistleblower John Barnett's attorneys on his suicide news: "We didn't see any indication he would take his own life. No one can believe it."
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BTW, he hadn't yet finished testifying.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 08:00 PM (2yu8s)

65 gonna be in the 30s tonight in the Apostle Islands tonight ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 13, 2024 08:01 PM (PFYt9)

66 >>Lucky bastard down the road bought a couple of ewes and a ram. The ewes give him twins everytime and they live. Talk about double your money.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 07:41 PM (/wZ+H)

How unewesual.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2024 07:54 PM (2rbYh)

Shear luck.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 13, 2024 07:59 PM (KeNvt)

Don't be sheepish. Tell us how you feel.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2024 08:01 PM (2rbYh)

67 Let's not try to pull the wool over anyone's eyes here.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 08:01 PM (/wZ+H)

68 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 8m
BREAKING: At least 14 people injured in ‘unspecified incident’ at FBI shooting range in Irvine, California

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34 seconds; apparently the Orange County Sheriff's Dept was using the site at the time; claim no serious injuries.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 08:03 PM (2yu8s)

69 I never herd that one before, Ben Had.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2024 08:03 PM (2rbYh)

70 After his last relationship with the sheep, he decided they'll never be another ewe.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2024 08:03 PM (WXNFJ)

71 wut thn, banned IP?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 13, 2024 08:04 PM (PFYt9)

72 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
BREAKING: Hunter Biden, the son of President Joe Biden, will go on trial for gun-related charges on June 3, a federal judge has ruled — CNN

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 08:04 PM (2yu8s)

73 o wel, ok then, not gonna go downstairs & reset the router

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 13, 2024 08:05 PM (PFYt9)

74 Marcus T, what the flock? That expression is older than me!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 08:05 PM (/wZ+H)

75 What are you bleating about, Ben Had? lol

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2024 08:07 PM (2rbYh)

76 Free Willie!

Posted by: Mike Hammer,etc., etc. at March 13, 2024 08:07 PM (XeU6L)

77 The ‘green’ sportsman finds these birds the most perplexing of all feathered game when on the wing. Their catter-cornered, worm-fence line of flight renders them very difficult to hit, until long practice has rendered the marksman’s eye familiar with their erratic movements.

The yellow-legged snipe is in America considered the best species for the table. They should be larded and roasted in bunches of three, and served in gravy made from their own unctuous drippings.

There are few side-dishes more popular with epicures than snipe on toast.

Posted by: Snipe Facts at March 13, 2024 08:09 PM (vFG9F)

78 .accused T, I found out the Shepard was a crook.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 08:09 PM (/wZ+H)

79 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 4h
Declassified footage reveals Britain’s DragonFire laser weapon, that can destroy drones and hypersonic missiles instantly at £10 per shot cutt.ly/4w0xeHQI

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Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 08:10 PM (2yu8s)

80 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 5h
NEW: UK signed a trade agreement with Texas on Wednesday after it failed to secure a post-Brexit deal with the wider United States
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Crumpets for cowboys!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 08:10 PM (2yu8s)

81 & a very, very good night to the Horde, one&all; may the good Lord keep all of us in the palm of His hand, breathing blessing upon us every one. sleep well; awake full of energy for the true & good!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 13, 2024 08:10 PM (PFYt9)

82 >BREAKING: Hunter Biden, the son of President Joe Biden, will go on trial for gun-related charges on June 3, a federal judge has ruled
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$10 says he doesn't

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 08:11 PM (oCjPU)

83 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 5h
JUST IN - Rats are high on marijuana evidence at an infested police building, New Orleans chief says - AP

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 08:12 PM (2yu8s)

84 Sheep wool the world !!

Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2024 08:12 PM (MNhXM)

85 78 .accused T, I found out the Shepard was a crook.
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He dindu mutton!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 08:13 PM (2yu8s)

86 Sheep puns?? Un-herd-of !

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2024 08:15 PM (V13WU)

87 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 5h
JUST IN - Rats are high on marijuana evidence at an infested police building, New Orleans chief says - AP
Posted by: andycanuck

Yeah. The rats. That's the ticket

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 13, 2024 08:16 PM (FVME7)

88 A sheep walks into a bar. Bartender says you can't be in here unless your carded

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 08:16 PM (/wZ+H)

89 The ‘4’ watchdogs vid has been posted here a couple of times. I wouldn’t be adverse to it being posted every week. I only wish we had video from inside too.

Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2024 08:17 PM (MNhXM)

90
awright, coupla minnits after sunset, bedtime @ Chateau D'Eez!

innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 13, 2024 08:17 PM (PFYt9)

91 Don you won't find a taker for that bet.

They have a way to make it look like a fair trial then will pled down to a traffic ticket

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2024 08:17 PM (fwDg9)

92 A sheep walks into a bar. Bartender says ewe can't be serious!

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2024 08:17 PM (V13WU)

93 >>> Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 8m
BREAKING: At least 14 people injured in ‘unspecified incident’ at FBI shooting range in Irvine, California

https://tinyurl.com/5bvnmt43
34 seconds; apparently the Orange County Sheriff's Dept was using the site at the time; claim no serious injuries.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)

Flash-Bang in the Crib exercise went awry.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2024 08:17 PM (cOq4q)

94 lol, BH!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 13, 2024 08:17 PM (PFYt9)

95 A sheep walks into a bar in Gaza. Ladies night.

Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2024 08:18 PM (MNhXM)

96
Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 5h
JUST IN - Rats are high on marijuana evidence at an infested police building, New Orleans chief says - AP
Posted by: andycanuck

You Dirty Rat

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0519159

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2024 08:19 PM (63Dwl)

97 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 3h
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Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 08:19 PM (2yu8s)

98 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: Boeing unable to provide key records in door plug blowout probe: NTSB

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 08:19 PM (2yu8s)

99 slow Wembley night, innit? lol

g'night one & all !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 13, 2024 08:20 PM (PFYt9)

100 34 seconds; apparently the Orange County Sheriff's Dept was using the site at the time; claim no serious injuries.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)

( resists every urge to make cop jokes )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2024 08:20 PM (IG4Id)

101 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: Boeing unable to provide key records in door plug blowout probe: NTSB
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 08:19 PM (2yu8s)

Whistleblower is going to miss all the good stuff.

Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2024 08:21 PM (MNhXM)

102 Lion cub was a female too

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2024 08:21 PM (FQmDC)

103 Insider Corner @insiderscorner 5h
WATCH: The Kairos rocket from the Japanese company Space One experienced a midair explosion shortly after liftoff.

https://tinyurl.com/mjaura7c
35 seconds; I blame the sea-stacks.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 08:22 PM (2yu8s)

104 58 Willowed

snipe
n noun (plural same or snipes) a wading bird with brown camouflaged plumage and a long straight bill. [Gallinago gallinago and other species.]

ORIGIN
Middle English: probably of Scandinavian origin.

Posted by: Ciampino - Setting the record straight at March 13, 2024 07:57 PM (qfLjt)

also the nick-name of MMs in Engine room and Boiler Room.

Posted by: vic at March 13, 2024 08:22 PM (A5THL)

105 34 seconds; apparently the Orange County Sheriff's Dept was using the site at the time; claim no serious injuries.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)

( resists every urge to make cop jokes )
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2024 08:20 PM (IG4Id)

102 shots fired outside the range parameter. No one hit.

Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2024 08:23 PM (MNhXM)

106 86 Sheep puns?? Un-herd-of !

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2024 08:15 PM (V13WU)
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What the flock are you up to?

Posted by: Ciampino - Setting the record straight? at March 13, 2024 08:23 PM (qfLjt)

107 102 Lion cub was a female too
Posted by: steevy

And she looked bored.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 13, 2024 08:23 PM (7Rm/F)

108 Bleat bleat bleat

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 13, 2024 08:23 PM (zXoDK)

109 Serious lack of gun control.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 08:23 PM (/wZ+H)

110 BREAKING: Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is deploying 250 law enforcement officers and an air-and-sea fleet to Florida’s southern waters to help curb a potential wave of Haitian immigrants. - BBG
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 08:19 PM (2yu8s)

——————-

Were he to commandeer a Disney cruise ship and use it to send them back, my schadenboner would pierce the sun.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 13, 2024 08:24 PM (u73oe)

111 Maybe once Haiti is emptied out Musk can buy it and we can relocate there as modern day Pilgrims?

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 13, 2024 08:24 PM (2H6dp)

112 I think a full grown silverback would have pulled those three through the fence

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2024 08:24 PM (FQmDC)

113 all these "BREAKING" posts remind me of Tammy. It was her specialty.

Posted by: grease monkey at March 13, 2024 08:25 PM (Iynsv)

114 Maybe once Haiti is emptied out Musk can buy it and we can relocate there as modern day Pilgrims?
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 13, 2024 08:24 PM (2H6dp)
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We'd have to bring all our own vegetation.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 13, 2024 08:25 PM (DeFcY)

115 We calls on Presdent Biden to sends in the Marine sinto Haiti to evacuate and save all Haitian Gay Children of color.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at March 13, 2024 08:25 PM (BKOUD)

116 Black sheep only say Bah.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 08:25 PM (/wZ+H)

117 vic @ 104-
Notoriously squinty-eyed when allowed on deck during daylight.

Posted by: Eromero at March 13, 2024 08:25 PM (NxC5+)

118 Honest question--did Joe actually make vroom vroom noises?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 13, 2024 08:25 PM (rWwta)

119 Maybe once Haiti is emptied out Musk can buy it and we can relocate there as modern day Pilgrims?
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 13, 2024 08:24 PM (2H6dp)
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We'd have to bring all our own vegetation.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 13, 2024 08:25 PM (DeFcY)

Better than Greenland. Besides we have the garden thread morons.

Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2024 08:26 PM (MNhXM)

120 82 >BREAKING: Hunter Biden, the son of President Joe Biden, will go on trial for gun-related charges on June 3, a federal judge has ruled
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$10 says he doesn't

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 08:11 PM (oCjPU)

++++

The real fail safe is FJB pardoning him. But, that doesn't need to happen until he is tried, convicted, sentenced and ordered to report to prison.

One of those Break Glass only if Necessary kind of deals.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 13, 2024 08:26 PM (klJTj)

121 Black sheep only say Bah.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 08:25 PM (/wZ+H)
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Humbug!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 13, 2024 08:26 PM (DeFcY)

122 Better than Greenland. Besides we have the garden thread morons.
Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2024 08:26 PM (MNhXM)

You'd all just laugh and point when we started doing Lasagna gardening

Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2024 08:27 PM (D7oie)

123 Black sheep only say Bah.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 08:25 PM (/wZ+H)
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Humbug!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 13, 2024 08:26 PM (DeFcY)

Bah Ram Ewe

Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2024 08:27 PM (MNhXM)

124 BREAKING: At least 14 people injured in ‘unspecified incident’ at FBI shooting range in Irvine, California

https://tinyurl.com/5bvnmt43
34 seconds; apparently the Orange County Sheriff's Dept was using the site at the time; claim no serious injuries.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)
***

If it was an accident, why is the site surrounded by crime scene tape?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2024 08:27 PM (W/lyH)

125 Insider Corner @insiderscorner 5h
WATCH: The Kairos rocket from the Japanese company Space One experienced a midair explosion shortly after liftoff.

Kamikaze rocket finds target.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2024 08:27 PM (WXNFJ)

126 You'd all just laugh and point when we started doing Lasagna gardening
Posted by: Kindltot

Don't make me post the Pasta Harvest video.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 13, 2024 08:28 PM (IG4Id)

127 Back in '95ish I spent three months in Haiti as part of Clinton's Operation Uphold Aristide. Nothing like seeing a country that seen better times turn into a complete shithole.

Rocking Mardi Gras parade though. Beer companies.would sponsor tractors pulling low-boy trailers with huge speaker stacks. Some with live bands.
Had to guard a dark side.street by the Palace. A river of piss ran down the gutter from all the women using it. A few guys would come around and harass them. We'd run them off by looking unfriendly and turning the SAWs and16s in their general direction. So our post became the womens' restroom guarded by US Army.
Went on for three days.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2024 08:34 PM (cOq4q)

128 2 of the big 3 warlords in this Haiti meltdown, including "Barbecue," are former cops. The other is Guy Phillippe.

People complain about cops here. But let's be real. Derek Chauvin didn't roast George Floyd alive and eat him or anything.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2024 08:35 PM (0FoWg)

129 My dog Joe is watching me eat.
He's looking at me and I can just hear his thinking: "FU biped...you and your opposable thumbs."

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2024 08:35 PM (W/lyH)

130 Well we used to grow gnocchi. Unfortunately they grow underground and it's hard to get the dirt off before boiling them.

Posted by: Ciampino - Setting the record straight! at March 13, 2024 08:36 PM (qfLjt)

131 >>> Honest question--did Joe actually make vroom vroom noises?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Only when he wants another spoonful of ice cream.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2024 08:36 PM (cOq4q)

132 Love those Ticino clips ace - my maternal swiss-italian grandpa's family originated from there. Looks unchanged

Posted by: Son of Dad at March 13, 2024 08:37 PM (8JB5s)

133 Well we used to grow gnocchi. Unfortunately they grow underground and it's hard to get the dirt off before boiling them.
Posted by: Ciampino

One gets spaghetti from squash also, amirite?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2024 08:40 PM (WXNFJ)

134 Shouldn't a cow thread have cows?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 13, 2024 08:42 PM (aD39U)

135 I'm too young to get chopped with a machete.

Maybe I'll try my luck in El Salvador or Argentina.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at March 13, 2024 08:43 PM (2H6dp)

136 101 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
NEW: Boeing unable to provide key records in door plug blowout probe: NTSB
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 08:19 PM (2yu8s)

Whistleblower is going to miss all the good stuff.
Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2024 08:21 PM (MNhXM)

What whistleblower?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 13, 2024 08:43 PM (hOUT3)

137 did Joe actually make vroom vroom noises?

Choo choo! Chuga chuga chuga choo choo!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 13, 2024 08:44 PM (xyTle)

138 BREAKING: Hunter Biden, the son of President Joe Biden, will go on trial for gun-related charges on June 3, a federal judge has ruled
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$10 says he doesn't

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2024 08:11 PM (oCjPU)

++++

The real fail safe is FJB pardoning him. But, that doesn't need to happen until he is tried, convicted, sentenced and ordered to report to prison.

One of those Break Glass only if Necessary kind of deals.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 13, 2024 08:26 PM (klJTj)

Prison time might get Hunter to sober up.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 13, 2024 08:45 PM (aD39U)

139 Were he to commandeer a Disney cruise ship and use it to send them back, my schadenboner would pierce the sun.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

SNORT!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2024 08:45 PM (jn9fL)

140 Whistleblower is going to miss all the good stuff.
Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2024 08:21 PM (MNhXM)

What whistleblower?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 13, 2024 08:43 PM (hOUT3)

Exactly.

*touches nose*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 13, 2024 08:45 PM (aD39U)

141 I doubt these cannibal street warriors are building big pyres like for a medieval auto-da-fe, so I bet they're using accelerants to burn these people alive. They're eating gas-soaked human meat. Ridiculous.

If I'm going to eat the most forbidden fruit there is, I want to taste it. Not 36 octane Port-au-Prince jitney fuel.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2024 08:48 PM (0FoWg)

142 Are the Boeing Whistleblower's first two days of testimony now treated as a dying declaration?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 13, 2024 08:49 PM (aD39U)

143 Israel Defense Forces @IDF 13h
🔴ELIMINATED: Hadi Ali Mustafa, a Hamas terrorist in Lebanon responsible for advancing Hamas' international activity and terrorist attacks against Jewish and Israeli targets.

The IDF will continue to operate against Hamas in every area in which it operates.

Israel Defense Forces @IDF 5h
🔴 Eliminated: Muhammad Abu Hasna, a commander in Hamas’ Operations Unit, was precisely targeted and eliminated in the area of Rafah.

Among other terrorist activities, Hasna was involved in taking control of humanitarian aid and distributing it to Hamas operatives.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 08:51 PM (2yu8s)

144 Olivia Munn has breast cancer, had a double mastectomy.

I'm gonna say it, because all you pervs are thinking it...

The, eh... material, what did they do with it?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 08:53 PM (MCbzQ)

145 Shouldn't a cow thread have cows?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 13, 2024 08:42 PM (aD39U)

Thread title is bull !

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2024 08:53 PM (V13WU)

146 >>> Prison time might get Hunter to sober up.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

He'd be doing tricks* for toilet hootch within days.

*That story about him having stripper peg him in the VIP room.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2024 08:53 PM (cOq4q)

147 142 Are the Boeing Whistleblower's first two days of testimony now treated as a dying declaration?
----------
Good point.

If they say it was suicide despite his lawyer's et alia statements, then it should be; and if not, doesn't that mean they're admitting he was murdered?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 08:53 PM (2yu8s)

148 Prison time might get Hunter to sober up.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 13, 2024 08:45 PM (aD39U)

I'm thinking more like house arrest.

Did wonders for Jeffrey Epstein. Turned his life around, it did.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 08:55 PM (MCbzQ)

149 SpaceX
About 30 minutes to launch.

https://tinyurl.com/4zh6vzj3

Posted by: Ciampino - Lots of kerosene at March 13, 2024 08:55 PM (qfLjt)

150 "The IDF will continue to operate against Hamas in every area in which it operates."

Nota bene US State Department and DOD - no mention of 'proportionate response' or restrictive ROEs.

Just say'n.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2024 08:57 PM (WXNFJ)

151 SpaceX
About 30 minutes to launch.

https://tinyurl.com/4zh6vzj3
Posted by: Ciampino - Lots of kerosene at March 13, 2024 08:55 PM (qfLjt)

So about 31 minutes to crash?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 09:00 PM (MCbzQ)

152 >>> Among other terrorist activities, Hasna was involved in taking control of humanitarian aid and distributing it to Hamas operatives.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s)

His guys were probably the ones who caught that air drop.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2024 09:00 PM (cOq4q)

153 The, eh... material, what did they do with it?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 08:53 PM (MCbzQ)

Sous vide, mon ami.

Posted by: Barbecue at March 13, 2024 09:02 PM (0FoWg)

154 122...You'd all just laugh and point when we started doing Lasagna gardening
Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2024 08:27 PM (D7oie)

Mulch! MULCH!
We need more mulch, I say!!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at March 13, 2024 09:03 PM (Rbu5d)

155 Those underwater caves are inducing my claustrophobia.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2024 09:03 PM (RIvkX)

156 BREAKING: At least 14 people injured in ‘unspecified incident’ at FBI shooting range in Irvine, California

========

This is why there's a one bullet policy here in Mayberry

Posted by: Deputy Fife at March 13, 2024 09:04 PM (8AONa)

157 154 122...You'd all just laugh and point when we started doing Lasagna gardening
Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2024 08:27 PM (D7oie)

Mulch! MULCH!
We need more mulch, I say!!
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker

I think properly farmed Lasagna requires mushroom mulch!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 13, 2024 09:04 PM (hOUT3)

158 The IDF will continue to operate against Hamas in every area in which it operates.

Qatar?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2024 09:05 PM (RIvkX)

159 The, eh... material, what did they do with it?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 08:53 PM (MCbzQ)

Sous vide, mon ami.
Posted by: Barbecue at March 13, 2024 09:02 PM (0FoWg)

I don't speak Spanish, but if that means "add it to the Olivia Munn 'friendship' doll I'm already building," then yes.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 09:08 PM (MCbzQ)

160 Qatar?
---------
I bet they're working on it.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 09:09 PM (2yu8s)

161 Qatar?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2024 09:05 PM (RIvkX)

Don't be silly, that might actually accomplish some tangible progress in the Middle East, and nobody wants that.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 09:09 PM (MCbzQ)

162 BREAKING: At least 14 people injured in ‘unspecified incident’ at FBI shooting range in Irvine, California

========

This is why there's a one bullet policy here in Mayberry
Posted by: Deputy Fife at March 13, 2024 09:04 PM (8AONa)

Fake but accurate subheading to the story: Women and Minorities Hardest Hit

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 09:11 PM (MCbzQ)

163 Don't be silly, that might actually accomplish some tangible progress in the Middle East, and nobody wants that.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 09:09 PM (MCbzQ)
===

Mmm...tangible progress.

Sounds better than extreme prejudice.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2024 09:12 PM (RIvkX)

164 I wi run naked down the mide of the road naked the day the IDF takes out Sinwar and Haniyeh

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 09:12 PM (/wZ+H)

165 You get the idea anyway

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 09:14 PM (/wZ+H)

166 >>> The IDF will continue to operate against Hamas in every area in which it operates.

Qatar?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I'd hit them.

OK, back it up a notch.
24/7 surveil. Hit team on stand-by 24/7. Ready to in minutes of the call.... Meanwhille, planning and positioning.
Hell, bring in some guys, rent a storage unit and cook up some semtex and EFPs (etc) so little heavy to smuggle in.

I'd do the same in the States.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2024 09:14 PM (cOq4q)

167 "Kobe Bryant Lakers Statue Has Multiple Spelling Errors"

----

That's alright, Kobe wouldn't have known the difference.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 09:19 PM (MCbzQ)

168 Ben Had, given Israel's record , are you sure you want to put that in writing ???

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2024 09:20 PM (V13WU)

169 runner, it may take them 10 years so I'm safe. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2024 09:22 PM (/wZ+H)

170 You were once the youngest person in the world.

Posted by: Deep Thoughts at March 13, 2024 09:22 PM (aD39U)

171 Back when SNL could be funny
https://youtube.com/shorts/Lybd-2OYRno?si=s7p51Dunv9DzhPuo

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2024 09:23 PM (FQmDC)

172 29
Ciampino's Rescue Kitties

Calico Girl has birthed 4 or 5 kittens. There are good pictures in the update #239 (see below) here
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT

They are viewable on the webcam here
https://is.gd/qyDILz

Posted by: Ciampino - Kittens galore at March 13, 2024 09:24 PM (qfLjt)

173 Unruly Cow Cafe

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Unruly cow.

Unru.....

MOOOOOO!

Posted by: mikeski at March 13, 2024 09:25 PM (DgGvY)

174 Ben Had, given Israel's record , are you sure you want to put that in writing ???
Posted by: runner

When is the TxMoMe again?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 13, 2024 09:25 PM (ENUy3)

175 We heard about the promise. Rest assured, we're working on it as fast as we can.

Please stop calling and emailing.

Posted by: IDF Public Relations at March 13, 2024 09:25 PM (8AONa)

176 Ben Had, hope it will take them months , not years... thanks !all good, nothing to complain 'bout

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2024 09:28 PM (V13WU)

177 Another good one

https://youtube.com/shorts/UD1dGkDBX_w?si=N08Wk_lK2w2jTe5F

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2024 09:29 PM (FQmDC)

178 SpaceX
Liftoff T - 9 minutes

Posted by: Ciampino - Kittens galore at March 13, 2024 09:30 PM (qfLjt)

179 167 "Kobe Bryant Lakers Statue Has Multiple Spelling Errors"

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That's alright, Kobe wouldn't have known the difference.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 09:19 PM (MCbzQ)

Kobe was a smart guy. Multi-lingual.

Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2024 09:32 PM (MNhXM)

180 "Kobe Bryant Lakers Statue Has Multiple Spelling Errors"
----
That's alright, Kobe wouldn't have known the difference.
Posted by: BurtTC

You can't expect literacy from the sportsball/sportsdisk people.

* checks nhl.com *

There are 14 errors on the Stanley Cup amongst the 2200 names. There would be 16, but they corrected the last two, in 1996 and 2002.

Posted by: mikeski at March 13, 2024 09:35 PM (DgGvY)

181 SpaceX ... another perfect launch in 4:00 minutes... they put NASA to shame ... but Elon is still too tied to China.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2024 09:35 PM (Cus5s)

182 Kobe was a smart guy. Multi-lingual.
Posted by: polynikes at March 13, 2024 09:32 PM (MNhXM)

If that were true he wouldn't have crashed his airplane.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 09:35 PM (hYVZU)

183 oops, and a hold at last minute

Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2024 09:39 PM (Cus5s)

184 launch scrubbed

Posted by: Ciampino - Kittens galore -- at March 13, 2024 09:39 PM (qfLjt)

185 Kobe was a smart guy. Multi-lingual.
Posted by: polynikes

If that were true he wouldn't have crashed his airplane.
Posted by: BurtTC

If you cuss out a mountain in multiple languages, does it get out of the way of your rotary-wing airplane? How many languages does it take? I can probably learn to cuss in a few more.

Posted by: mikeski at March 13, 2024 09:39 PM (DgGvY)

186 What whistleblower?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 13, 2024 08:43 PM (hOUT3)

The Boeing whistleblower that went full Silkwood.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2024 09:41 PM (D7oie)

187 The IDF will continue to operate against Hamas in every area in which it operates.

Qatar?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Harvard?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 13, 2024 09:42 PM (FVME7)

188 What whistleblower?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 13, 2024 08:43 PM (hOUT3)

The Boeing whistleblower that went full Silkwood.
Posted by: Kindltot

Pulled an Epstein.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 13, 2024 09:43 PM (ENUy3)

189 If you cuss out a mountain in multiple languages, does it get out of the way of your rotary-wing airplane? How many languages does it take? I can probably learn to cuss in a few more.
Posted by: mikeski at March 13, 2024 09:39 PM (DgGvY)

I don't know about all that, just that maybe you should spend less time learning superfluous languages, and instead learn how not to crash a helicopter.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 09:43 PM (hYVZU)

190 188 What whistleblower?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 13, 2024 08:43 PM (hOUT3)

The Boeing whistleblower that went full Silkwood.
Posted by: Kindltot

Pulled an Epstein.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

I think he had more to say, but...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 13, 2024 09:45 PM (hOUT3)

191 maybe you should spend less time learning superfluous languages, and instead learn how not to crash a helicopter.
Posted by: BurtTC

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" is pretty much the same in any language.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2024 09:46 PM (WXNFJ)

192 I don't know about all that, just that maybe you should spend less time learning superfluous languages, and instead learn how not to crash a helicopter.
Posted by: BurtTC

See, there's the problem. Sportsball involves a lifetime of training yourself not to miss. As any hitchhiker knows, flying involves throwing yourself at the ground and missing. Snipers probably don't fly well, either.

Posted by: mikeski at March 13, 2024 09:48 PM (DgGvY)

193 We have graciously allowed this Thread to be penguin free.

Posted by: Big Penguin at March 13, 2024 09:48 PM (a3Q+t)

194 Remember Nex Benedict, the nonbinary student who died after being attacked in a bathroom? Well . . .

Christopher Wiggins
@CWNewser
Breaking: Oklahoma medical examiner’s report indicates that Nex Benedict died of suicide. The cause of death is listed as an overdose of Benadryl and Prozac.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 13, 2024 09:49 PM (FVME7)

195 Bryant wasn't the pilot...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 13, 2024 09:50 PM (/HDaX)

196 I don't know about all that, just that maybe you should spend less time learning superfluous languages, and instead learn how not to crash a helicopter.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 09:43 PM (hYVZU)

Huh? Kobe wasn't flying the chopper.

Posted by: spindrift at March 13, 2024 09:51 PM (J8VrE)

197 Bryant wasn't the pilot...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

Yes, but that ruins all the jokes.

Posted by: mikeski at March 13, 2024 09:51 PM (DgGvY)

198 "The Boeing whistleblower that went full Silkwood.
Posted by: Kindltot
Pulled an Epstein. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
I think he had more to say, but...

Illegals, doing the convenient political/financial murders that Americans won't do (for that reduced price?)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2024 09:51 PM (Cus5s)

199 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" is pretty much the same in any language.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2024 09:46 PM (WXNFJ)

That's what the CHAMBERMAID said.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 09:52 PM (hYVZU)

200 147 142 Are the Boeing Whistleblower's first two days of testimony now treated as a dying declaration?
----------
Good point.

If they say it was suicide despite his lawyer's et alia statements, then it should be; and if not, doesn't that mean they're admitting he was murdered?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 13, 2024 08:53 PM (2yu8s)

Boeing may not be responsible for all of the recent mechanical problems. Any current or future United Airlines maintenance whistleblowers will suffer Chicago-cide, sooner or later. Three bullets in the back of the head or "accidental" ingestion into a running turbofan engine.

Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2024 09:52 PM (5fDan)

201 You can overdose on Benadryl?

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2024 09:52 PM (FQmDC)

202 See, there's the problem. Sportsball involves a lifetime of training yourself not to miss....
Posted by: mikeski at March 13, 2024 09:48 PM (DgGvY)

That is ALSO what the chambermaid said!!

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 09:53 PM (hYVZU)

203 Is the top picture the photoshopped portrait of the royal family ? Looks like it.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at March 13, 2024 09:53 PM (fFFrU)

204 From wiki, citing the NTSB,

"Over a year after the crash, on February 9, 2021, the NTSB declared that pilot Ara Zobayan probably became disoriented after flying into thick clouds. The five board members also said Zobayan, who also died in the crash, ignored his training and violated federal regulations during the 40-minute flight.[550]"

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at March 13, 2024 09:54 PM (/HDaX)

205 You can overdose on Benadryl?
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2024 09:52 PM (FQmDC)

Theoretically you can overdose on anything.

The chiropractor guy who killed his family claimed he tried to kill himself with it.

Didn't work.

Stabbed his whole family to death instead. I'd call that a big miss.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 09:55 PM (hYVZU)

206 iirc, Bryant was less woke than most. Helicopter pilot got confused in fog? I just wonder if he was a diversity hire ... or a straight white guy. idk .. seems like a dumb mistake, and Bryant could afford the best.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 13, 2024 09:56 PM (Cus5s)

207 You can overdose on Benadryl?
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2024 09:52 PM (FQmDC)

20-30 mg/kilo the webmd says. For a 200 lb individual that is about 3lbs.

Not a recreational dose, though addition of other meds may alter that.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2024 09:56 PM (D7oie)

208 The five board members also said Zobayan, who also died in the crash, ignored his training and violated federal regulations during the 40-minute flight.[550]"

He ignored the most important skill a pilot can have: the ability to say "F*ck you, I ain't goin' up in this weather."

Posted by: Oddbob at March 13, 2024 09:57 PM (sNc8Y)

209 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
This is Dani Lalonders, a nonbinary game developer. She was hired by @CliffhangerDevs to create a game based on @Marvel's #BlackPanther.
She says she doesn’t hire white people because they’re unsafe and it’s hard to work with them and only hires people of color.

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I'd have never bought a Black Panther game anyway but . . .

Wakanda: fantasy

Haiti: reality

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 13, 2024 09:57 PM (FVME7)

210 20-30 mg/kilo the webmd says. For a 200 lb individual that is about 3lbs.

Not a recreational dose, though addition of other meds may alter that.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2024 09:56 PM (D7oie)

I don't think I could drink 3 tablespoons without throwing it all up.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 09:58 PM (hYVZU)

211 You can overdose on Benadryl?
Posted by: steevy

You can overdose on water, so why not?

Though that African girl who tried to commit suicide by Ivermectin failed; she vomited because her stomach was full before she took enough pills to kill herself. After taking 100 times the normal dose, all she got was blurry vision and vertigo.

Posted by: mikeski at March 13, 2024 10:01 PM (DgGvY)

212 After taking 100 times the normal dose, all she got was blurry vision and vertigo.
Posted by: mikeski at March 13, 2024 10:01 PM (DgGvY)

Hell, I have vertigo and blurry vision without taking anything.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 13, 2024 10:05 PM (hYVZU)

213 ONTTime

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at March 13, 2024 10:09 PM (Z3n5G)

214 Dude needs to be eating hamburger, not PB&J.

Posted by: GWB at March 13, 2024 10:10 PM (69JzL)

215 You can overdose on Benadryl?
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2024 09:52 PM (FQmDC)

I'm sure you can.
I know you can get drunk from one margarita and taking dextromethorphan about an hour earlier - dizzy and blurry vision.

Posted by: GWB at March 13, 2024 10:11 PM (69JzL)

216 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2024 10:11 PM (a3Q+t)

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