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Tumbleweed Hurricane Cafe
a storm gathers over Kansas
via unwetterfreaks
A little overwhelming rustic beauty. Immense gorge in Iceland. Lots of green for those sick of winter stuff. On the other hand, if you want winter stuff, this frozen waterfall in Iceland will do the job. BMX bikers get rekt trying to stick the landing after a huge jump. Step by step through the locks of the Panama Canal. Dog is warning them that Stupidity is nearby. Emotional Support Elephant.
A guy puts a turtle on a skateboard. The turtle's mind must be blown by breaking the 5mph barrier!
A gigantic swarm of tumbleweeds:
Surfin' in Arizona!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2024 07:32 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2024 07:33 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2024 07:35 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 14, 2024 07:35 PM (yeEu9)
Posted by: Paco at March 14, 2024 07:35 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 07:36 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2024 07:36 PM (6ZY4c)
Posted by: Mrs. Gulch at March 14, 2024 07:37 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: Paco at March 14, 2024 07:38 PM (njExo)
Posted by: JT at March 14, 2024 07:38 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 14, 2024 07:39 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: the cat at March 14, 2024 07:39 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2024 07:39 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Paco at March 14, 2024 07:40 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2024 07:40 PM (6ZY4c)
Hubby and I are in South Carolina finalizing our move to Wyoming. We have been freezing our asses off here. We're never this cold in Wyoming. There really is truth about dry air and humid air.
Posted by: four seasons at March 14, 2024 07:40 PM (PisyI)
Water & Electricity. I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
There's nothing flammable in the area, at least.
Other than the hillbilly.
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2024 07:41 PM (DgGvY)
At our direction, notations have been made in your Permanent Records.
* cackle *
Posted by: Big Penguin at March 14, 2024 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Tortoise on a Skateboard at March 14, 2024 07:41 PM (xaFKb)
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Obligatory, Ian & Sylvia 'Someday Soon'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2024 07:41 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2024 07:41 PM (rJ7Hd)
Water & Electricity. I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
There's nothing flammable in the area, at least.
Other than the hillbilly.
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2024 07:41 PM (DgGvY)
Clem? CLEM! Fuse blew agin...
Posted by: Tortoise on a Skateboard at March 14, 2024 07:42 PM (xaFKb)
FUN FACT: One idiot forgets to close the gates and the whole dang canal goes dry.
Posted by: Mrs. Gulch at March 14, 2024 07:42 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 14, 2024 07:43 PM (yeEu9)
What I learned from this is that turtles would be unholy terrors if they were any faster.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 14, 2024 07:43 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 14, 2024 07:43 PM (yeEu9)
>>>THANK YOU<<<
Posted by: Brie Larson at March 14, 2024 07:43 PM (+myjY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Oops, link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37_3sASufZw
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2024 07:43 PM (XeU6L)
What I learned from this is that turtles would be unholy terrors if they were any faster.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 14, 2024 07:43 PM (ou9hh)
Cat was like, what the F???
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2024 07:44 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 14, 2024 07:39 PM (klJTj)
And all it will do is create an arc-shaped puddle. You need to move the nozzle in two planes water a patch of ground evenly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2024 07:44 PM (tkR6S)
I dunno. I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around that one. I've never heard of cattle freezing to death in South Carolina. Are you by any chance up in the NW corner of South Carolina, in the mountains?
Posted by: Paco at March 14, 2024 07:45 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2024 07:45 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 14, 2024 07:45 PM (FtJkr)
Posted by: four seasons at March 14, 2024 07:46 PM (PisyI)
If you're going to do stuff like that, don't you kind of deserve a mouthful of dirt?
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 14, 2024 07:46 PM (klJTj)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2024 07:47 PM (6ZY4c)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 14, 2024 07:47 PM (DpEcY)
Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2024 07:47 PM (fwDg9)
he's a mechanic
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 07:48 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Paco at March 14, 2024 07:49 PM (njExo)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 14, 2024 07:49 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2024 07:49 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: that old Mexican guy at March 14, 2024 07:50 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2024 07:50 PM (6ZY4c)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 14, 2024 07:51 PM (FtJkr)
Posted by: Sarah Connor at March 14, 2024 07:51 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic . . . at March 14, 2024 07:52 PM (4Winp)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 14, 2024 07:52 PM (FtJkr)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 14, 2024 07:52 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 14, 2024 07:52 PM (6ZY4c)
Posted by: runner at March 14, 2024 07:53 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2024 07:53 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Adriane the Helpful Critic . . . at March 14, 2024 07:53 PM (4Winp)
Paco,
We love Wyoming. We have a house in a small town, 2300 population. We are 40 miles from a stoplight. Stay away from college towns, they are woke.
Posted by: four seasons at March 14, 2024 07:53 PM (PisyI)
they go to seed, dry out, break off, and start rolling with the wind
invasive species
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 07:54 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2024 07:47 PM (fwDg9
Anything can be a plague.
Too many cheerios? Plague.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2024 07:54 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 14, 2024 07:54 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 14, 2024 07:54 PM (FtJkr)
Posted by: runner at March 14, 2024 07:54 PM (V13WU)
he crept up behind the lion and scared it.
He wants to die.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2024 07:54 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: huerfano at March 14, 2024 07:56 PM (qeiBW)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 14, 2024 07:56 PM (1bNHn)
he crept up behind the lion and scared it.
He wants to die.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2024 07:54 PM (KRtlO
Just cuddly kittens till they eat your face off and get killed for being a big cat with normal predatory tendencies
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2024 07:57 PM (3CVIc)
He wants to die.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2024 07:54 PM (KRtlO)
When you treat them with respect, lions can be your friend. Like bears.
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at March 14, 2024 07:58 PM (+myjY)
I have a t-shirt that says "Welcome to Wyoming. Remember, Everyone is armed."
Posted by: four seasons at March 14, 2024 07:58 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 14, 2024 07:58 PM (FtJkr)
In this one, I had it called "Tumbleweeds Cafe." Then I thought that "Tumbleweed Hurricane Cafe" sounded better, so I changed it.
When I published it, I was surprised and delighted to see that I'd posted that Kansas storm photo at the top -- I'd forgotten what photo I'd posted here. (I did it days ago.) It was great serendipity that the lead photo looked like an approaching tornado.
which still is not a hurricane but whatever, it's poetic license
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2024 07:58 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: JT at March 14, 2024 07:58 PM (T4tVD)
He wants to die.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2024 07:54 PM (KRtlO)
Guy looking at lion, thought bubble: "Lion!"
Lion looking back, thought bubble: "loin!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2024 07:58 PM (tkR6S)
Plague.
Not one of the biblical plagues against pharaoh, but insidious nonetheless.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2024 07:59 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 14, 2024 07:56 PM (1bNHn)
As they bounce around, their seed pods scatter seeds.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2024 08:00 PM (tkR6S)
Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2024 07:49 PM (fwDg9)
They are not available because they violate the No Showing Blood and Gore rules of YouTube, X, etc.
Posted by: Gref at March 14, 2024 08:01 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Ides Of gp at March 14, 2024 08:01 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2024 08:00 PM (tkR6S)
This too is the story of Candy, the DD stripper at Fantasy Lounge.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2024 08:02 PM (3CVIc)
They do that for stunt animals.
It's horrid.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 14, 2024 08:02 PM (lyImQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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This sounds vaguely familiar
Posted by: Donald Sutherland at March 14, 2024 08:02 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Outer Limits 1964 at March 14, 2024 08:03 PM (4I/2K)
Hope you all have a wonderful evening
Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2024 08:03 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Notsothoreau
There is a distinction between 'elevation', and 'flat'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Flat doesn't require "low," or even "level." Just flat. The whole Great Plain slopes up as you go west from the Mississippi. It doesn't get notably bumpy until you're almost to the Rockies.
That part of the Great Plains is a rollercoaster compared to the part that the Red River of the North drains, up in ND and MN, though. You know how ancient people supposedly figured out the world was round by watching ships sail to the horizon, and seeing the sails disappear last? I think the pioneers could do that with covered wagons up around Fargo. Or with crawling toddlers.
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2024 08:04 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: fd at March 14, 2024 08:05 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Gref
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Call it 'natural selection in real time' and then it's a science documentary.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 14, 2024 08:05 PM (8AONa)
They do that for stunt animals.
It's horrid.
Posted by: nurse ratched
And I don't see how that prevents the lion from killing you with blunt trauma. It just makes it last longer than bleeding out.
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2024 08:06 PM (DgGvY)
That's my idea of heaven, right there. Plenty of room for a shooting range in my back yard.
Er, if I owned guns. Which I don't. Those steel lockers upstairs are actually where I keep my...um...Hummel figurine collection...yeah, that's right...my Hummel figurines.
Posted by: Paco at March 14, 2024 08:06 PM (njExo)
They get bored. Then they either kill you or ignore you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 14, 2024 08:07 PM (lyImQ)
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2024 08:04 PM (DgGvY)
Saskatchewan: so flat, that when your dog runs away, you can still see his asshole 3 days later.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2024 08:07 PM (tkR6S)
Chilling at the piano and wood shedding some Bach Chorales.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2024 08:07 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Ides Of gp at March 14, 2024 08:07 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 14, 2024 08:08 PM (yeEu9)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2024 08:08 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: four seasons
Yeah, damp cold is very unpleasant. SF gets a damp-ish cool (40's to 60's) which is actually kind of nice. Upper 30's and really damp though, or something like that, nah.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 14, 2024 08:09 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Ides Of gp at March 14, 2024 08:09 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
Yep. At some point, a Lion is going to Lion.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 14, 2024 08:09 PM (+YRf1)
The smoker is at 248 degrees, the bone end of the butt is at 263, the other end at 269.
I am starting to get freaking hungry.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2024 08:10 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2024 08:08 PM (3CVIc)
Throttle up, flaps down and pull back on the stick at V1?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2024 08:10 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2024 08:08 PM (3CVIc)
I've tossed a mullet.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2024 08:10 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Ides Of gp at March 14, 2024 08:10 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2024 08:08 PM (3CVIc)
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Yep. Love it. Haven’t been for a while now. I should dust off the gear this spring.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2024 08:11 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2024 08:08 PM (3CVIc)
Throttle up, flaps down and pull back on the stick at V1?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2024 08:10 PM (4I/2K)
Where's the gas nozzle?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2024 08:11 PM (3CVIc)
Had the same procedure myself a couple of years ago (for the same reason; diverticulitis perforated my colon). An unexpected upside: since my operation, I have never had an instance of diarrhea or irritable bowl syndrome or any kind of gut discomfort.
You'll do fine.
Posted by: Paco at March 14, 2024 08:11 PM (njExo)
I never see clouds that brown in my part of Kansas. Black, dark grey, ad various off-whites, but not grow.
Last night we were under a severe thunderstorm warning (which means hail above a certain diameter) simultaneously with a tornado warning. Dark grey clouds.
Passed us on the south and the north sides.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2024 08:11 PM (u82oZ)
Yep. Love it. Haven’t been for a while now. I should dust off the gear this spring.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2024 08:11 PM (u73oe)
For a first timer, is cheap gear good enough to enjoy it? I don't want to drop a gold bar the first time out.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2024 08:12 PM (3CVIc)
The smoker is at 248 degrees, the bone end of the butt is at 263, the other end at 269.
I am starting to get freaking hungry.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2024 08:10 PM (aD39U)
Gonna be a while, yet. Grab a Snickers?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2024 08:12 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Ides Of gp
The mint-green or neon-green ones were the best.
So. Much. Rain. in so little time.
As long as you weren't where the hail and tornadoes were. Then they wouldn't be the best.
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2024 08:12 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: fd at March 14, 2024 08:12 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 14, 2024 08:12 PM (yeEu9)
No, but having recently moved from the Gulf Coast to near the Platt River, I've been thinking that I should learn.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 14, 2024 08:12 PM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2024 08:12 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2024 08:13 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Ides Of gp at March 14, 2024 08:13 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2024 08:13 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 14, 2024 08:13 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2024 08:12 PM (3CVIc)
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Absolutely! I started out with a rig from Wally World. You can drop more cash when you figure out what you like.
There’s nothing like putting that fly exactly where you want it and see a fish rise and strike.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2024 08:14 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2024 08:14 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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With a high quality M80 lure, you can get away with discount gear.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 14, 2024 08:15 PM (8AONa)
In the dark and brooding silence
Bruised and sullen storm clouds
Have the light of day obscured
Leaning low and ominous
In twilight premature
Thunderheads and rumbling
In a distant overture…
- Prof. Neil E. Peart
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 14, 2024 08:15 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 14, 2024 08:16 PM (FtJkr)
If you've got an elephant for a friend, you have nothing to fret.
Know how we're always on about "Dogs are great, but they don't live that long"? That's how phoonts think about us.
And the turtles, shucks. They talk about humans they knew once.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 14, 2024 08:16 PM (zdLoL)
Absolutely! I started out with a rig from Wally World. You can drop more cash when you figure out what you like.
There’s nothing like putting that fly exactly where you want it and see a fish rise and strike.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2024 08:14 PM (u73oe
Cool. I want to try it on a trip to NC and I'm hesitant about buying a bunch of gear only to not enjoy it. But I think I will. But best be safe side first.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2024 08:16 PM (3CVIc)
Posted by: mnw at March 14, 2024 08:16 PM (NLIak)
Bunch of folks were fishing at the lake, the ither day when it was nice. One of the boys caught a fish. There is no excitement like a kid that caught a fish.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 14, 2024 08:16 PM (yeEu9)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 14, 2024 08:15 PM (8AONa)
lol. That's one way to do it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2024 08:16 PM (3CVIc)
Tumbleweeds are not only a group of six plants, but "tumbleweed" also refers to a process of seed dispersal adopted by multiple species of unrelated plants, and this is where the famous 21st Century personality Jeffrey "Tumbleweed" Toobin got his nickname.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 14, 2024 08:16 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: fd at March 14, 2024 08:18 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 14, 2024 08:13 PM (KAi1n)
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And what have we learned?
Posted by: Goth's kitteh at March 14, 2024 08:18 PM (PxIx9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2024 08:19 PM (PxIx9)
Posted by: mnw at March 14, 2024 08:19 PM (NLIak)
I've fished with a fly rod for trout in the North Carolina mountains, and for bream and bass in ponds and lakes. Never caught any trout (although I had a great time), but I did take an occasional fish in a small lake I frequented. Nothing like catching something fairly sizable with a fly rod. This was all a long time ago, however.
Went fishing with my father in the mountains one time, and he, being a revenooer, got mighty suspicious when he saw four men toting bags of sugar along the stream we were standing in. It was his vacation, though, so he just laughed it off.
Posted by: Paco at March 14, 2024 08:19 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 14, 2024 08:19 PM (FtJkr)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 14, 2024 08:20 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 14, 2024 08:16 PM (3CVIc)
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Get the rod and reel and rig it up without the leader. Practice in the yard. You’re casting the line not a lure. I’m sure there’s jillions of videos out there. Have fun!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 14, 2024 08:20 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Second World Nation at March 14, 2024 08:20 PM (V5BDR)
https://tinyurl.com/282ese87
Posted by: Ides Of gp at March 14, 2024 08:20 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 14, 2024 08:20 PM (FtJkr)
Didn't Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid do some ranching in Patagonia before they resumed their life of crime?
Posted by: Paco at March 14, 2024 08:21 PM (njExo)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 14, 2024 08:13 PM (KAi1n)
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And what have we learned?
Posted by: Goth's kitteh at March 14, 2024 08:18 PM (PxIx9)
Cats are evil.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2024 08:21 PM (di6C2)
Tumbleweeds and frogs are killer!
Posted by: Outer Limits 1964
You heard us communicate. Listeners must be destroyed.
Posted by: Rock #2 at March 14, 2024 08:21 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2024 08:21 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Nose Bleed Section at March 14, 2024 08:22 PM (V5BDR)
In the dark and brooding silence
Bruised and sullen storm clouds
Have the light of day obscured
Leaning low and ominous
In twilight premature
Thunderheads and rumbling
In a distant overture…
- Prof. Neil E. Peart
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Solved what I'm going to listen to on my way into work tomorrow. RUSH-Permanent Waves!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 14, 2024 08:22 PM (+YRf1)
Posted by: mnw at March 14, 2024 08:23 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2024 08:24 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: fd at March 14, 2024 08:24 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Cruel, But Fair at March 14, 2024 08:24 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2024 08:24 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2024 08:24 PM (6MFzl)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 14, 2024 08:24 PM (FtJkr)
Posted by: Ides Of gp at March 14, 2024 08:25 PM (MvF+J)
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Jump on the back of a flying fish.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2024 08:24 PM (63Dwl)
It's the takeoff and landing that are the hard part.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2024 08:25 PM (6MFzl)
They don't obey because you want them to. They do what they want, when they want to do it. If they show you compassion and companionship, it is true. If they shrink from your touch, they just don't feel like being touched. Doesn't mean anything more.
Just trying to figure out why Lucy is such a FINK
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 14, 2024 08:28 PM (UodRc)
I knew it.
Posted by: ace at March 14, 2024 08:24 PM (KRtlO)
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I like Viva Frei's optimism. But I’m betting he's wrong on McAfee.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 14, 2024 08:28 PM (IrIAg)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 14, 2024 07:39 PM (klJTj)
If you are worried just stick a surge protector power strip in line. It'll be fine.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2024 08:28 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Paco at March 14, 2024 08:28 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Nose Bleed Section at March 14, 2024 08:22 PM (V5BDR)
Kansas really is flat as a pancake... it's just, the pancake is tilted, so you start out on the Missouri side hundreds of feet above sea level, and on the Colorado side, about 4000 feet above. Or 3000 or whatever.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2024 08:28 PM (LZfQS)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 14, 2024 08:29 PM (+YRf1)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
Loyal feller, I'll give him that.
If you make a hospital with elephant-width doors, why not make it with elephant-height doors so the poor things don't have to crawl in to visit?
Or roll the dude's hospital bed over to a window.
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2024 08:29 PM (DgGvY)
We have an AntiFa groups in our local city. When I gave a speech one March 15th, they protested. In 2013.
Word from the inside is they consider themselves to be tactical geniuses, and want a go code to rule over normies. They are deluded. I knew two of that group as former coworkers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2024 08:30 PM (u82oZ)
Or come on up to Amarillo. 3500 feet in elevation. Flat clear up until the Rockies.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 14, 2024 08:30 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: fd at March 14, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)
>>I knew it.
Ersatz Judge Scott McAfee: What Fawni Williss and Mr. Sweet Dick Did was objectively unethical, immoral and criminal, I find that no reasonable jurist would move to disqualify, case dismissed, may lord have mercy on this court, now if you'll excuse me, I have this gigantic bag of money and horses head that just appeared in my chambers that I have to deal with, court adjourned.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2024 08:30 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: BurtTC
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Semi-related. Not sure who recommended Empire of the Summer Moon last week, but it was a fascinating read. And we must never let the Comanche regain their strength. Yowza.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 14, 2024 08:32 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: SFGoth at March 14, 2024 08:13 PM (KAi1n)
Best Cat Ever would get this high pitched whine, and he was so fast, I'd be backing away, trying to hold him off with my hands, and he's swoop in, attach himself to my shin with claws and teeth.
I'd smack him (oh yes I would, I've got an apex predator attached to my leg), and it would take a few swats before he'd detach and walk away, with that "what the F is your problem" look on his face.
Best. Cat. Ever.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2024 08:34 PM (MKfd2)
There are plenty of pictures of mountaineering groups peak bagging the highest points in states. In Kansas, they rope up in the parking lot, and have a short and level stroll until they get to the pimple of Mount Sunflower.
They do it for laughs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2024 08:34 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BurtTC"
Amoulderin' in his grave, as I understand.
Posted by: fd at March 14, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)
Glory, glory hallelujah?
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2024 08:35 PM (HtQ7b)
They do it for laughs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2024 08:34 PM (u82oZ)
Damnit! People hitting the high points of all 50 states?
And I pick something lame like visiting all 50 state capitols (and yes, I visited the one in Topeka 10 years ago)….
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 14, 2024 08:38 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Josey Wales at March 14, 2024 08:38 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 08:38 PM (oCjPU)
I saw Tumbleweed Hurricane open for If These Trees Could Talk at the Fargodome in 2012.
https://youtu.be/B8oHoLL0O20
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2024 08:40 PM (DgGvY)
the Rockies are known for their bumpiness
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 08:41 PM (oCjPU)
One of the six civilized tribes. Spoiler alert - they weren't always civilized. But neither were those who conquered them.
Posted by: History at March 14, 2024 08:42 PM (InBPA)
question for the group:
which state has the LOWEST high point
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 08:42 PM (oCjPU)
FWIW, I have used a fly with ultralight spinning gear. Use a small bobber to get the line out. I swear fish fight harder hooked on a fly. With 2 or 4 pound test line even a bluegill can give excitement.
Posted by: JTB at March 14, 2024 08:43 PM (zudum)
Flat. Ugly. No trees. Yep, that's Kansas alright.
Make sure everyone knows. It ain't even worth passing through.
Posted by: TeeJ at March 14, 2024 08:43 PM (Nj26P)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2024 08:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2024 08:24 PM (6MFzl)
~~~~~
Moulderin' in the grave.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 14, 2024 08:43 PM (t0dAX)
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 08:41 PM (oCjPU)
So are marriages consummated therein.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2024 08:44 PM (Uz43I)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 14, 2024 08:44 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 14, 2024 08:44 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 14, 2024 08:44 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 08:46 PM (oCjPU)
which state has the LOWEST high point
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 08:42 PM (oCjPU)
Gotta be FL.
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2024 08:46 PM (WzQyN)
Gotta' be Mississippi. All answers to "who is the lowest" are Mississippi. Kentucky is grateful.
And we'd like all of you from Jersey, Philly, NYC, and such, to leave us in our own filth. Seriously, stay up there. We insist.
Posted by: History at March 14, 2024 08:47 PM (InBPA)
Posted by: BurtTC"
Amoulderin' in his grave, as I understand.
Posted by: fd at March 14, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)
I believe his grave is near that of his descendant, Bad, Bad Leroy Brown.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 14, 2024 08:48 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 14, 2024 08:48 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 14, 2024 08:49 PM (CsUN+)
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Think you meant to say 163 and 169??
Posted by: Bigsmith at March 14, 2024 08:49 PM (bkqqp)
Posted by: BurtTC
ding ding ding
Come on down and pick up the keys to your NEW BUICK!
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 08:50 PM (oCjPU)
Hence why you don't "back the bully". He ends up looking like jigsaw puzzle with a couple pieces gone.
Nobody on the street ever says "back the Leroy".
Posted by: History at March 14, 2024 08:50 PM (InBPA)
Posted by: Bigsmith at March 14, 2024 08:49 PM (bkqqp)
I did. Out to check again.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2024 08:51 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 08:51 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 14, 2024 08:52 PM (+YRf1)
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 08:52 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Don Black
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The Marijuana laws helped with that
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 14, 2024 08:53 PM (8AONa)
>>Come on down and pick up the keys to your NEW BUICK!
Is it a 73 Buick Skylark with PosiTraction? Its gotta have PosiTraction.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2024 08:55 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: History at
I also have read it.
Highly recommended
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 14, 2024 08:55 PM (D9x5h)
Incidentally, indirect competitor Games Workshop also recently did their own expensive nostalgia book--a re-release of the first edition Warhammer 40,000 rule book. But GW isn't stupid like WOTC so they just got on with it and put the book up for sale on the website without corpo flunkies talking a bunch of smack to impress non-customers. And it was around $60, not $99. Congratulations Wizards, you've managed to outprice freakin' GW.
Posted by: CppThis at March 14, 2024 08:56 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 08:51 PM (oCjPU)
Funny, because the highest point in Nebraska is a hill close to the Colorado border.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I May No Longer Be able To Even at March 14, 2024 08:56 PM (MvA9C)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2024 08:56 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 14, 2024 08:56 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 08:56 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 14, 2024 08:57 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
the lowest point in CO is some river at the Kansas state line
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 08:58 PM (oCjPU)
>>Key West is like 4 feet above sea level.
If you can see the Sea, then you are at its level
--
CornFucious
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2024 08:58 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2024 08:56 PM
Time to beat the meat! Whachya using? pellets? Which kind? Apple? Lump coal? Do tell. I'm doing low carb so it's all carnivore all the time here at Casa Minnfidel.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 14, 2024 08:59 PM (4p0Xq)
#NYC
A man was shot in the head with his own gun on a Brooklyn subway
***
Ok, so looks like latino guy and black guy got into a fight. Black guy knocks the Latino into the seats. L guy struggles to get up, black guy pulls a piece while trying to wresting the L back down. Black guy shoots himself in the side of the head.
Even our thugs are incompetent.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2024 08:59 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2024 09:00 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Don Black
Without looking at a map, I would have guessed Idaho, thinking the whole state was "in the Rocky Mountains." But there's a low spot on the Washington border. Only 1/5th as high as Colorado.
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2024 09:00 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 14, 2024 09:00 PM (4p0Xq)
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Is it a 73 Buick Skylark with PosiTraction? Its gotta have PosiTraction.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2024 08:55 PM (XV/Pl)
Make mine a '65 Riviera:
https://tinyurl.com/mr4x8dus
Posted by: BurtTC at March 14, 2024 09:01 PM (kvTlp)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
Panaroma Point, I think. I've seen pictures. Rolling grasslands all the way to the horizon. I've read it's on some ranchers property. For a small fee, you can scale the mighty peaks of Nebraska largest mountain! Uh, Hill. Whatever. It is about 5700 ft, so it's up there.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 14, 2024 09:02 PM (+YRf1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon,
What about up north past Omaha? Pretty hilly up there on the IA border approaching Council Bluffs. I drive through NE every year for my Colorado mountain trips. Usually at night, cuz. Not much to see. Nice people though.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 14, 2024 09:03 PM (4p0Xq)
yes, but it was very difficult rolling it into a joint
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 09:03 PM (oCjPU)
Git gud at 40k: $1500 in models and paint plus $100 in rule books every few years. Once you have your army it's not going anywhere, give or take a couple of units.
Git gud at Magic: Many thousands of dollars in booster packs, rare cards, and special releases. Constantly refresh your stash for the ever-changing haze of major releases, rule sets, and gameplay formats.
Posted by: CppThis at March 14, 2024 09:03 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 14, 2024 09:00 PM
https://duckduckgo.com/? hps=1&q=smoked+corned+beef+brisket&ia=web
(remove space)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2024 09:03 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Minnfidel
Yeah Man, but it's kinda hard to keep lit Man.
Posted by: Tommy Chong at March 14, 2024 09:03 PM (yN/vH)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2024 09:04 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 09:04 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 09:04 PM
Black on black with black interior.
Posted by: Eromero at March 14, 2024 09:06 PM (NxC5+)
Thanks! Doesn't seem to be much too it. Think i'll throw one on the smoker and give it a go.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 14, 2024 09:06 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2024 09:07 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 14, 2024 08:59 PM (4p0Xq)
I have a Brinkman electric smoker that I put #8 cans full of chips and pellets between the coils. It smokes for about 2 hours between refills.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2024 09:07 PM (aD39U)
If those puppies ain't big then I don't know nothing about big ti**ies.
https://tinyurl.com/2y3hjpng
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2024 09:08 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Minnfidel
~~~~~
Pretty sure it's been done. I think they call it pastrami.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 14, 2024 09:08 PM (t0dAX)
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 08:58 PM (oCjPU)
Probably the Arkansas, which is mostly dry by the time it gets to the border (Irrigation). Along around Lamar it is really slow. Funny, because coming out of the mountains it is a robust river. Its headwaters are a few short miles from the headwaters of the Colorado.
The water laws are so stringent in Colorado that you cannot have a rain-barrel to hold roof drainage on your personal property. Folks downhill need their water.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, I May No Longer Be able To Even at March 14, 2024 09:08 PM (MvA9C)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2024 09:09 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Eromero at March 14, 2024 09:09 PM (NxC5+)
The entire chain of keys is the same.
Posted by: JackStraw
When "at high or low tide?" is relevant to the question of elevation, you're really low.
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2024 09:09 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Kathy at March 14, 2024 09:09 PM (yG7uN)
Elon's greatest contribution to Twatter was Community Notes.
Behold!
https://archive.ph/HXK4A
Fox News daht caahhm
Posted by: Robert at March 14, 2024 09:10 PM (NTGBP)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 14, 2024 09:07 PM
Nice. MMMM, Hungry!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 14, 2024 09:10 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 14, 2024 09:06 PM
I'd keep an eye on it, and foil it as it comes out of the stall, maybe even before. Most commercial corned beef briskets have had almost all the fat trimmed away.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2024 09:11 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 14, 2024 09:08 PM
If you use the pastrami seasoning, but not all pastrami is smoked I believe.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 14, 2024 09:12 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2024 09:12 PM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2024 09:12 PM (4I/2K)
TSR failed because they did not continuously update the ruleset... forcing you to buy new books.
Wiz of Cost, and Games Workshop, figured that out... which is why although I once had both Warhammer, and Warhammer 40K armies? and played D&D for years.... no longer do.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2024 09:13 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2024 09:11 PM
Good point! I rarely trim anything from brisket. Why remove the fat/moisture? Not sure why people do that. I mean yea a little on the fat cap. But some dudes I've seen turn it into venison.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 14, 2024 09:14 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2024 09:09 PM (DgGvY)
Always wondered, what is Sea Level, when there is a level difference between the Pacific and the Atlantic?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2024 09:14 PM (xaFKb)
During the last hurricane that hit the Keys my friends place in Marathon survived the wind but they had 3 feet of sea water inside the house.
It's a reef that is just a bit above the high water mark. When the seas are up don't be there.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 14, 2024 09:15 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Eromero at March 14, 2024 09:15 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2024 09:12 P
In white, as GOD intended.
Posted by: Eromero at March 14, 2024 09:17 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 14, 2024 09:12 PM (4p0Xq)
~~~~~
You may be right. I've never smoked anything (although I do love smoked meat.) But the pastrami guy (Berg's Smoked Meat) in my town told me it's seasoned and smoked.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 14, 2024 09:19 PM (t0dAX)
Posted by: Eromero at March 14, 2024 09:19 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2024 09:12 P
In white, as GOD intended.
Posted by: Eromero at March 14, 2024 09:17 PM (NxC5+)
Naturally, my brother!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2024 09:19 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2024 09:13 PM (xaFKb)
One of the arguments that's been made for the rapid collapse of X-Wing is they made a new edition with a well intentioned but somewhat haphazard attempt to let players bring all their old stuff over, at which point the player base decided en masse that they had enough ships and stopped buying new things.
Posted by: CppThis at March 14, 2024 09:20 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2024 09:12 P
In white, as GOD intended.
Posted by: Eromero at March 14, 2024 09:17 PM (NxC5+)
Naturally, my brother!
Posted by: Count de Monet
---
I wouldn't mind having this 1963 Galaxie
https://tinyurl.com/ycyf5ek6
Jesse built me a model just like this except with red interior.
Posted by: screaming in digital at March 14, 2024 09:22 PM (1eY81)
Santa Fe is the highest.
Cheyenne is the second highest.
Denver is third highest.
(Insert obligatory pot jokes here)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 14, 2024 09:22 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2024 09:08 PM (XV/Pl)[/i
That needed a Jimmy Fallon warning. Even the two seconds it took to turn the sound off was annoying.
Posted by: spindrift at March 14, 2024 09:23 PM (J8VrE)
Sea Level is actually *mean sea level".
You define a reference geoid. To a first approximation, you can use a sphere, but that's not accurate enough for precision work. Various "geoids" are defined that define a mean surface on various ellipsoidal models of the Erf.
Elevation figures given by GPS for instance use a standard reference geoid. Other systems may use different geoids.
Here there is a noticeable difference between GPS elevation and the "mean sea level" elevations given on standard references I've noticed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 14, 2024 09:23 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: spindrift at March 14, 2024 09:24 PM (J8VrE)
Posted by: Gref at March 14, 2024 09:25 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Gref at March 14, 2024 09:25 PM (5fDan)
Highest lowpoint? Oh... wedding day?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2024 09:26 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 14, 2024 09:14 PM
I trim the fat cap down to ~1/4". Sometimes I'll dig out some of the fat between the point and the flat if it's thick and/or irregular. I do most of my briskets on a WSM with a Brinkmann water pan (2x larger). I've been experimenting w/briskets on a Traeger, that's where our Easter brisket will be done.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 14, 2024 09:30 PM (a3Q+t)
>>That needed a Jimmy Fallon warning. Even the two seconds it took to turn the sound off was annoying.
Jimmy Fallon was in that clip?
Didn't notice, was distracted by the GIGANTIC BAZOOMBAS!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2024 09:32 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Wenda at March 14, 2024 09:34 PM (G1K9S)
I grew up at the head of the Red - Wahpeton ND. Flat doesn't describe it. Super duper extra flat is getting closer. Elavation going west is something like 1 inch higher every mile. Epic sunsets, though.
Posted by: 2008 is calling at March 14, 2024 09:34 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2024 09:32 PM (XV/Pl)
The magic of studio lighting, camera angles, special lenses . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2024 09:35 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Gref at March 14, 2024 09:25 PM (5fDan)
Only #3. Beaten by Delaware, #2, and Florida, #1.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2024 09:35 PM (tkR6S)
>>The magic of studio lighting, camera angles, special lenses .
No dude, even Orson Wells couldn't make A Cups D Cups.
Girl has got some grade a Motor Boaters.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2024 09:37 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 14, 2024 09:37 PM (4I/2K)
Yet... he wants to speak authoritatively ... about rule systems it sounds like, he never even played.
and Yes... WOKE.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2024 09:39 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Eromero at March 14, 2024 09:42 PM (NxC5+)
(insert Nelson Muntz laugh here)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 14, 2024 09:48 PM (+YRf1)
Posted by: TRex at March 14, 2024 09:48 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: TRex at March 14, 2024 09:48 PM (IQ6Gq)
I cooked navy beans down with the pan juice from my pseudo-chicken adobo, and to my surprise it made a wonderful navy bean soup.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2024 09:51 PM (D7oie)
You are ooglig plastic.
Posted by: Outside of Life at March 14, 2024 09:52 PM (89Sog)
whispers 'Damn, who was that guy?'
Posted by: Eromero at March 14, 2024 09:52 PM (NxC5+)
Obama's Marxist Minions will now be going FULL COURT PRESS in all the swing states to manipulate the voting process ONCE AGAIN..(REPUBLICANS? are you once again OFF STEP in this election cycle??)
DAMN IT ALL!!! THIS IS ALL OR NOTHING or CIVIL WAR.
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 14, 2024 09:53 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2024 09:54 PM (Q+E4R)
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 14, 2024 09:55 PM (TDvv2)
Food, boobs or movies. Like the sun rising in the east and setting in the west.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 14, 2024 09:55 PM (V8he0)
Good tune anyhow.
https://youtu.be/5Ogf27R2Sbw
The ad.
https://youtu.be/naPtNSN5r-o
Posted by: spindrift at March 14, 2024 09:55 PM (J8VrE)
whispers 'Damn, who was that guy?'
Posted by: Eromero at March 14, 2024 09:52 PM
* Pilipino accent *
Aye, aye, Chief! The mess is not so bad, since there were no penguins tonight!
Posted by: AoSHQ Café Stewards at March 14, 2024 09:56 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 14, 2024 09:57 PM (Q+E4R)
Posted by: Nightwatch at March 14, 2024 09:57 PM (TDvv2)
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