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"The Aurora Borealis over Lanyon Quoit in West Cornwall"
by Cornwalloncamera/@Cornwalloncam

What the heck's quoit? Well, one definition is a ring of rope that you throw around a peg in a throwing game.

Here's the definition that applies here: "the flat covering stone of a dolmen."

With a "dolmen" being: "a megalithic tomb with a large flat stone laid on upright ones, found chiefly in Britain and France." So the whole monument in the above picture is a dolmen.

Definitions from Oxford Languages, cited on Google.


Cat tries to return a wave.

Teaching a red panda to give a high five.

Cat likes being a biker mama.

Sheep tries to play like a dog.

Dog does better on a cognitive test than Joe Biden would.

Confirmed: Cats are jealous of the time you spend with your computer or phone.


Exploring an ice cave. Very neat.

A little rain in the jungle.

OUT: Sea stacks

IN: Ice stacks.

Nah just kidding, sea stacks never went out of style.

The runoff from a melting ice field flies down an ice waterfall.

An evil river otter gets what's coming to him.

Every Dog's Fantasy.

Upstaging:




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:10 PM




Comments

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1 Beautiful.
Nice Cafe Ace, thank you.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 12, 2024 07:10 PM (CeMmJ)

2 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 12, 2024 07:10 PM (T4tVD)

3 Oh... and FIRST!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 12, 2024 07:10 PM (CeMmJ)

4 Fetched them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 12, 2024 07:10 PM (CeMmJ)

5 First name: Quoit
Last Name: Hur
Middle Name: Jingleheimer.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 12, 2024 07:11 PM (PiwSw)

6 Wasn't Mickey Dolmen the drummer for the Monkees?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 12, 2024 07:12 PM (PiwSw)

7 The Yak Preservation Society wishes you all a good evening .

Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2024 07:13 PM (3glhC)

8 Dammit! I get to the bottom of the prir thread just as nood is called.

I was just going to say that Schiff looked surprised.

Or just had a cheese wheel shoved up his ass.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2024 07:14 PM (di6C2)

9 Lanyon Quoit:

Lanyon Quoit? Not quoit. That's a henge. And of all the henges in all the land, that is not quoit the nicest henge.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2024 07:14 PM (dGCAG)

10 Dolmen? But no Dolwomen? Sexist!

Posted by: the current thing at March 12, 2024 07:14 PM (DgGvY)

11 River otters are nasty and aggressive and will play possum to goad you into complacency, then eat your face after tearing it off with their nasty claws.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2024 07:14 PM (hK9T6)

12 The Doleman reminded me of a short documentary I watched about a guy who spent his whole retirement moving 20 ton stones ( concrete) by himself just using levers and smaller stones.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 07:14 PM (MNhXM)

13 This is not to confused with the Yak Proliferation Society.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 12, 2024 07:14 PM (3glhC)

14 Dammit! I get to the bottom of the prir thread just as nood is called.

I was just going to say that Schiff looked surprised.

Or just had a cheese wheel shoved up his ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2024 07:14 PM (di6C2)

I don't understand all the DST'ers. It's barely afternoon, and people have their jammies on, getting ready for bed.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 12, 2024 07:15 PM (dGCAG)

15 >>>The Doleman reminded me of a short documentary I watched about a guy who spent his whole retirement moving 20 ton stones ( concrete) by himself just using levers and smaller stones.

i think I saw that. He was trying to prove that ancient people could move the Easter Island statues or the Stonehenge stones.

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2024 07:15 PM (KRtlO)

16 Good song by Traffic about a similar bunch of prehistoric stones in England:

https://tinyurl.com/2azfzzj6

It's no Low Spark of High Heeled Boys, but it has grown on me over the years.

Posted by: 496 at March 12, 2024 07:16 PM (c+aLR)

17 A quoit is also yet another Australian name for the human anus.

Posted by: Grungle at March 12, 2024 07:16 PM (z3pCU)

18 The duck, hahahah

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 12, 2024 07:16 PM (NtVYv)

19 Wow, those rocks are STACKED!

Why would somebody do that? They must have had plenty of time on their hands with no TV and internet and all. Between the hunting and gathering it probably got pretty boring.

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2024 07:17 PM (vFG9F)

20 Wasn't Mickey Dolmen the drummer for the Monkees?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper


Dolmen are the guys who harvest pineapples.

Posted by: mikeski at March 12, 2024 07:17 PM (DgGvY)

21 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2024 07:18 PM (fwDg9)

22 The Happy Feet vid is showing Spies Disguise animated movie with Will Smith. Actually a pretty good animation movie comparably speaking.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 07:19 PM (MNhXM)

23 Not even a good book to read. Just eating, sleeping, bonking, and stacking rocks.

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2024 07:20 PM (vFG9F)

24 River otters are nasty and aggressive and will play possum to goad you into complacency, then eat your face after tearing it off with their nasty claws.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2024 07:14 PM (hK9T6)

They are mean bastards, every year I read stories of people gettin attacked

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 12, 2024 07:20 PM (NtVYv)

25 Early café.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 07:21 PM (2yu8s)

26 A quoit is also yet another Australian name for the human anus.
Posted by: Grungle


So "Yes, quite" in a British accent is an agreement, but in an Aussie accent it's also an insult?

Posted by: mikeski at March 12, 2024 07:24 PM (DgGvY)

27 >>Cat likes being a biker mama.


he'll have to ditch that set of balls first

Posted by: Don Black at March 12, 2024 07:24 PM (oCjPU)

28 Does it still count as "riding bitch" if you're a) not a dog and b) not a girl?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 12, 2024 07:25 PM (ou9hh)

29 Speaking of Steve Winwood, how would you like to go into a pub in rural England and hear this:

https://youtu.be/eoSn2Y-b6wI

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 12, 2024 07:25 PM (PiwSw)

30 The COMMON OTTER (Lutra vulgaris) is a large quadruped of dark brown colour, with short and thick legs, the hind feet naked, and the tail about half the length of the body.

It is possible so far to tame and educate these animals as to render them serviceable in catching fish. Goldsmith speaks of having himself seen an otter plunge into a gentleman's pond at the word of command, drive the fish into a corner, and, seizing one of the largest, bring it off to his master.

Their flesh is allowed by the canons of the Romish church to be eaten on maigre days, from its supposed resemblance to fish.

Posted by: Common Otter Facts at March 12, 2024 07:25 PM (vFG9F)

31 Biker cat is no mama.

I denounce myself for noticing.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 12, 2024 07:26 PM (OX9vb)

32 Candace Owens is all-in on the idea that Madame Macron used to be a dude.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2024 07:26 PM (lhenN)

33 "Every Dog's Fantasy"

Dog's?

Posted by: javems at March 12, 2024 07:27 PM (8I4hW)

34 i think I saw that. He was trying to prove that ancient people could move the Easter Island statues or the Stonehenge stones.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2024 07:15 PM (KRtlO)

Just looked it up . His name is Wally Wallington . Lot of you tube vids. And it’s 10 ton blocks not 20.

And yes he made his own Stonehenge.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 07:27 PM (MNhXM)

35 Happy feet..

First thought, seeing a duck as a housepet:

Birds can't really control where they shit. What kind of a slob lets one roam free in their house?

Second thought, seeing the floor of the room:

Exactly so.

Posted by: mikeski at March 12, 2024 07:27 PM (DgGvY)

36 Loved the goose.

Posted by: Ciampino - some of my cats will watch TV or PC at March 12, 2024 07:28 PM (qfLjt)

37
"Davy? Michael? Peter?"

Posted by: Auspex at March 12, 2024 07:29 PM (j4U/Z)

38 Wasn't Mickey Dolmen the drummer for the Monkees?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 12, 2024 07:12 PM (PiwSw)


You're quoit right, guv'nah.

Posted by: Davy Jones at March 12, 2024 07:29 PM (TcVeV)

39 Biker cat is no mama.

-
Should be a dog 'cause she riding bitch.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 12, 2024 07:29 PM (FVME7)

40 "Birds can't really control where they shit."

Try having a cloaca...

Posted by: the goose at March 12, 2024 07:30 PM (MeG8a)

41 Speaking of Steve Winwood, how would you like to go into a pub in rural England and hear this:

So very cool.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 12, 2024 07:30 PM (V8he0)

42 "Candace Owens is all-in on the idea that Madame Macron used to be a dude."

Is that more or less prurient an idea than the previous "Oedipus complex" theory for the Macrons' relationship?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 12, 2024 07:31 PM (ou9hh)

43 Dolmen are the guys who harvest pineapples.
Posted by: mikeski at March 12, 2024 07:17 PM (DgGvY)



They make sleeves for women's blouses too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2024 07:31 PM (TcVeV)

44 Just looked it up . His name is Wally Wallington. And yes he made his own Stonehenge.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson


If he didn't make it in Walla Walla, Washington, he needs to get to work on another one.

Posted by: mikeski at March 12, 2024 07:31 PM (DgGvY)

45 River otters are nasty and aggressive and will play possum to goad you into complacency, then eat your face after tearing it off with their nasty claws.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2024 07:14 PM (hK9T6)

But as an impressionable child I read this book called Bright Ring ilof Water that made me think we of otters.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2024 07:32 PM (rWwta)

46 Eric Carmen RIP

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2024 07:33 PM (63Dwl)

47 Dolmen are the guys who harvest pineapples.
Posted by: mikeski

They make sleeves for women's blouses too.
Posted by: Cicero


But the ones in Great Britain don't do anything, actually.

Posted by: mikeski at March 12, 2024 07:33 PM (DgGvY)

48 Breaking! Biden has clinched the Democrat nomination!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 12, 2024 07:33 PM (FVME7)

49 29 Speaking of Steve Winwood, how would you like to go into a pub in rural England and hear this:

https://youtu.be/eoSn2Y-b6wI

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 12, 2024 07:25 PM (PiwSw)

Or go into a juke joint in southern Mississippi and hear this.

https://tinyurl.com/54rxhups

Posted by: javems at March 12, 2024 07:34 PM (8I4hW)

50 All that noisy, falling water. Makes me hafta...gotta go!

Posted by: Bashful Bladder Bill at March 12, 2024 07:34 PM (V5BDR)

51 River otter has spent time on a Alec baldwin movie set

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

52 Eric Carmen RIP

Seconded.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 12, 2024 07:34 PM (V8he0)

53 The Dolmen reminded me of a short documentary I watched about a guy who spent his whole retirement moving 20 ton stones ( concrete) by himself just using levers and smaller stones.
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Was he making Graeco-Roman style temples, follies and facades and the like out of recovered concrete? Although the guy I saw doing it was, I'm pretty sure, using machines to move them so probably not.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 07:35 PM (2yu8s)

54 We played quits. Rubber ring, a little on the heavy side, and a net like badminton. The idea was to catch it and throw it back within bounds. Fun and energetic for young people.
Also different game, with a spike and similar to horseshoes.

Posted by: Ciampino - I imagine cats would join in at March 12, 2024 07:35 PM (qfLjt)

55 A proper ice cave requires ice bats. Yeah, I know it's Iceland, but I'd be happy to donate to bring them some penguins.

Posted by: Penguin Pete at March 12, 2024 07:36 PM (V5BDR)

56 ancient people could move the Easter Island statues

-
Maybe he could move them to St. Patrick's Day.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 12, 2024 07:36 PM (FVME7)

57 Is that more or less prurient an idea than the previous "Oedipus complex" theory for the Macrons' relationship?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 12, 2024 07:31 PM (ou9hh)

*checks conversion (heh) chart*

Yes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2024 07:36 PM (di6C2)

58 ancient people could move the Easter Island statues

With or without John Brennan?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 12, 2024 07:38 PM (rWwta)

59 I saw a meme with a white or albino yak the other day. Xhe/Xer was quite striking. Wish I had saved it.

Posted by: Don't Talk Back at March 12, 2024 07:38 PM (V5BDR)

60 i think I saw that. He was trying to prove that ancient people could move the Easter Island statues...

Posted by: ace at March 12, 2024 07:15 PM (KRtlO)


What I want to know is how they got John Kerry to model for them...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 12, 2024 07:38 PM (PiwSw)

61 Cat tries to return a wave.

He's no bear, that's for sure.

Posted by: mikeski at March 12, 2024 07:39 PM (DgGvY)

62 also the ice stacks were cool

Posted by: Don Black at March 12, 2024 07:39 PM (oCjPU)

63 Beer time! Got the kitchen floor laid to the point that the refrigerator was in my way. So put some pads under the fridge, and slid it out onto the new floor enough to expose the edge. Vacuumed where the fridge was standing. Four more rows of vinyl plank ought to do it, now. Sucking the hindmost teat, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2024 07:39 PM (tkR6S)

64 I weep with nostalgia. Just Roll With It Baby.

Posted by: javems at March 12, 2024 07:40 PM (8I4hW)

65 Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 12, 2024 07:25 PM (PiwSw)
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Great video. That's an all-time best song.

Posted by: 496 at March 12, 2024 07:40 PM (Bf+P4)

66 Is that more or less prurient an idea than the previous "Oedipus complex" theory for the Macrons' relationship?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 12, 2024 07:31 PM (ou9hh)

*checks conversion (heh) chart*

Yes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 12, 2024 07:36 PM (di6C2)

Daddy issues

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 07:40 PM (MNhXM)

67 Had no idea ducks enjoyed watching cartoons. How could I be so old, yet know so little.

Posted by: Duck! Dodge! Hide! at March 12, 2024 07:41 PM (V5BDR)

68 i think I saw that. He was trying to prove that ancient people could move the Easter Island statues or the Stonehenge stones.
Posted by: ace at March 12, 2024 07:15 PM (KRtlO)

Well, of course they could move them. They moved them, didn't they?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2024 07:42 PM (tkR6S)

69 Who carved the steps in the ice cave? I guess they are not very transient.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2024 07:43 PM (aD39U)

70 When was the 4 year anniversary of the Cafe posts? Started out as Quarantine Cafe.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2024 07:44 PM (R8uWY)

71 Candace Owens is all-in on the idea that Madame Macron used to be a dude.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2024 07:26 PM (lhenN)

Well, don't about that, but she's so old, Taylor Lorenz calls her "mom".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2024 07:45 PM (tkR6S)

72 >Is that more or less prurient an idea than the previous "Oedipus complex" theory for the Macrons' relationship?

The relationship started when she was ?40? and he was ?16?. So even the official story is weird and salacious. A person wonders what this conspiracy theory is supposed to accomplish. Candace was pissed off and animated.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2024 07:45 PM (lhenN)

73 I think that Dolmen are short hairy breeches worn by 8th Century Norsemen.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2024 07:45 PM (aD39U)

74 54 We played quoits. Rubber ring,

Posted by: Ciampino - I imagine dogs would join in at March 12, 2024 07:45 PM (qfLjt)

75 On my bucket list is a stay in an ice hotel in Norway.

https://tinyurl.com/msry33t9

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2024 07:47 PM (LkLld)

76 The mystery of the movement of the moa is probably solved. Using two ropes placed at wide angles to each other, two groups of men rock the statue back and forth whilst the moa are standing. Once they got the rhythm going, they could slowly walk the statues to a new place.

Posted by: Statue of Limitations at March 12, 2024 07:48 PM (V5BDR)

77 I want a head like the heads they have on Easter Island
I want a big, strong forehead
I want to stand up tall


*I want to remember who sang this song, but I'm drawing a blank.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 12, 2024 07:49 PM (OX9vb)

78 Hello, Horde! 😊❤

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at March 12, 2024 07:49 PM (yh31E)

79 The moa had to walk. Their wings weren't worth shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2024 07:50 PM (tkR6S)

80 JackStraw,

If you want a more in-depth look:

https://youtu.be/KYFZFQeuXBE

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 12, 2024 07:50 PM (PiwSw)

81 No idea who Madame Macron is

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2024 07:51 PM (fwDg9)

82 I think girls really liked Eric Carmen. I remember one of the prettiest girls I knew in the 70s being smitten. Some groups repelled girls-Led Zeppelin, Rush, etc.

Posted by: To Each His/Her Own at March 12, 2024 07:51 PM (V5BDR)

83 Hi, Teresa in FW!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 12, 2024 07:51 PM (OX9vb)

84 Sheep tries to play like a dog.

Zeke always was a little dim.

Posted by: the other sheep in the flock at March 12, 2024 07:52 PM (DgGvY)

85 The mystery of the movement of the moa is probably solved. Using two ropes placed at wide angles to each other, two groups of men rock the statue back and forth whilst the moa are standing. Once they got the rhythm going, they could slowly walk the statues to a new place.
Posted by: Statue of Limitations at March 12, 2024 07:48 PM (V5BDR)


After going to all the trouble of carving them, if the Moa broke while moving them, they just left them there and started over.

Strange people they were. We basically killed them all you know, us Europeans. Smallpox as usual. Hell the Chileans kidnapped most of the survivors as slaves, a couple of thousand anyway.

It was quite the stink at the time. I think something like 5 made it back to the island alive after Chile bowed to international pressure and freed them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2024 07:53 PM (aD39U)

86 Isn't it bad enough that Marcon's wife was his elementary school teacher?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2024 07:53 PM (R8uWY)

87 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
WATCH: Fox News hits the beach to ask Spring Breakers about Joe Biden

"I was paying $8 for a fucking Big Mac meal a couple of weeks ago. Now I'm paying fucking $12 for it." 😭

https://tinyurl.com/bdd4mrxa
2:06 minutes; I don't know if fake or from some "funny news bloopers" that Fux might air -- Watter's World?? BTW, hot babe alert; and I guess guys in trunks too for the Ettes.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 07:53 PM (2yu8s)

88 Well, of course they could move them. They moved them, didn't they?


Yeah, but they didn't have a Studebaker truck, nor a rudimentary lathe, even.

Posted by: Stone Age Ogg at March 12, 2024 07:55 PM (V5BDR)

89 Dog does better on a cognitive test than Joe Biden would.

Benji always was a little dim.

Posted by: the other sheep in the flock at March 12, 2024 07:55 PM (DgGvY)

90
After going to all the trouble of carving them, if the Moa broke while moving them, they just left them there and started over.


What else were they going to do?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2024 07:55 PM (R8uWY)

91 Speaking if mysteries solved, I saw that through testing, science was able to determine what killed the crew of the CSS Hunley. Apparently the shockwave from the torpedo explosion burst their lungs and brains, killing them instantly.

Which would explain why the bodies were all at their stations and piled up like they would have been in a scramble to escape a sinking or rammed sub.

One would think that they would have tested the plan more.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2024 07:56 PM (aD39U)

92 not piled up

fuck my fingers

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2024 07:57 PM (aD39U)

93 As reported above...

Breaking911 @Breaking911 41m
BREAKING: Joe Biden officially clinches the Democratic nomination for President after winning Georgia primary

And...
Breaking911 @Breaking911 30m
BREAKING: Donald Trump easily wins Georgia's GOP presidential primary

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 07:57 PM (2yu8s)

94 >>If you want a more in-depth look:

Thanks. Yea, I've seen a bunch of information on these hotels and I'd love to visit.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2024 07:57 PM (LkLld)

95 Easter is in the Fall south of the Equator, I think. Which makes no sense.

Posted by: No Geographist at March 12, 2024 07:58 PM (V5BDR)

96 The black girl who slammed a white girl’s head into the ground in St Louis,
has been arrested.

Just a local news story. No mention of it on CNN or NYT.

Let’s play the “if races were reversed” game…

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 07:59 PM (bWsRe)

97 Did Ken Buck get caught with a dead girl or a live boy?

Posted by: Bert G at March 12, 2024 07:59 PM (VARTN)

98 "Some groups repelled girls-Led Zeppelin, Rush, etc."

Yup. Not much in the way of good looking guys in those groups.

Posted by: Tuna at March 12, 2024 07:59 PM (oaGWv)

99 Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
MAJOR W! England's National Health Service bans puberty blockers for kids

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 6h
JUST IN - Children will no longer be prescribed puberty blockers at "gender identity" clinics, NHS England has confirmed — Sky

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 07:59 PM (2yu8s)

100 Breaking911 @Breaking911 41m
BREAKING: Joe Biden officially clinches the Democratic nomination for President after winning Georgia primary
Posted by: andycanuck


.....trouncing "uncommitted," 114% to 86%.

Posted by: mikeski at March 12, 2024 08:01 PM (DgGvY)

101 Not even sure they can grow that green grass they put in Easter baskets on Easter Island this time of year.

Posted by: Broken Supply Chains at March 12, 2024 08:01 PM (V5BDR)

102 Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
KJP: "Prices fell over the last year for gas, milk, eggs, chicken, appliances, and also used cars! Wages are rising faster than prices!"
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Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 08:01 PM (2yu8s)

103 >>>Every Dog's Fantasy.

Woof!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 12, 2024 08:02 PM (klJTj)

104 3 The Dolmen reminded me of a short documentary I watched about a guy who spent his whole retirement moving 20 ton stones ( concrete) by himself just using levers and smaller stones.
---------

———

Thoughty2 has a video on this starting with Stonehenge.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 12, 2024 08:03 PM (++4z6)

105 I didn't even vote in the primary today.

Posted by: fd at March 12, 2024 08:04 PM (vFG9F)

106 Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
KJP: "Prices fell over the last year for gas, milk, eggs, chicken, appliances, and also used cars! Wages are rising faster than prices!"
-------

Bong hit

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 12, 2024 08:04 PM (++4z6)

107 Led Zep repelled girls? Since when?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 12, 2024 08:04 PM (KAi1n)

108
The top photo --

THE COLOR FROM SPACE!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 12, 2024 08:05 PM (FPgfB)

109 "Cats are jealous of the time you spend with your computer or phone."

Anytime they see you concentrating on a task, they want the attention. Paying bills, coding, pouring muriatic acid in the sink, they want in on it.

Tim Pool has announced: RIP Mr. Bokus.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at March 12, 2024 08:05 PM (MvF+J)

110 We basically killed them all you know, us Europeans. Smallpox as usual. Hell the Chileans kidnapped most of the survivors as slaves, a couple of thousand anyway.

It was quite the stink at the time. I think something like 5 made it back to the island alive after Chile bowed to international pressure and freed them.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)


"Next go-round, lets invent gunpowder instead of carving giant heads."

Posted by: those five at March 12, 2024 08:05 PM (DgGvY)

111 99 Breaking911 @Breaking911 3h
MAJOR W! England's National Health Service bans puberty blockers for kids

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 6h
JUST IN - Children will no longer be prescribed puberty blockers at "gender identity" clinics, NHS England has confirmed — Sky

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 07:59 PM (2yu8s)
----
Was that really England and not UK? Otherwise it means that Scotland, Wales and N. Ireland are still prescribing.

Posted by: Ciampino - What about the ones alraedy ruined? at March 12, 2024 08:06 PM (qfLjt)

112 Should have been in bed 15 minutes ago
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at March 12, 2024 08:07 PM (fwDg9)

113 Sean Davis @seanmdav 38m
In one portion of the special counsel’s interview of Biden, Biden can’t remember what a fax machine is called, according to a transcript reviewed by @FDRLST.

“I have a library, and the library has a — two filing cabinets in it, and it has built into the walls — when I built that home, built into the walls, a space for a copy machine, for a — what do you call it when they send these…” Biden asked, trailing off.

“Fax machine,” Ed Siskel, Biden’s White House Counsel interjected.

“Fax machine,” Biden repeated.

Sean Davis @seanmdav 26m
While Biden could not remember what a fax machine was called, he told DOJ special counsel Robert Hur that he was an architect who had lost track of the number of house plans he had drawn.

“I mean, I’m a frustrated architect,” Biden said. “You probably saw all those significant number of house plans that I’ve drawn.”

Biden claimed in the interview that Jill Biden said she’d pay for him to go to architectural school if he dropped out of politics.

“I’m deadly earnest, not a joke,” Biden said.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 08:07 PM (2yu8s)

114
"Next go-round, lets invent gunpowder instead of carving giant heads."
Posted by: those five at March 12, 2024 08:05 PM (DgGvY)



"I wonder if the people on Ramadan Island carved giant assholes?"

Posted by: Pete Bootygag at March 12, 2024 08:07 PM (tkR6S)

115 Sean Davis @seanmdav 17m
In addition to not knowing what to call a fax machine, Biden had to be told what poster board was during his DOJ special counsel interview.

During one portion, he goes from telling Hur he’s an architect, to being told what poster board is, to talking about Mongolia, to claiming he was Robin Hood with a bow and arrow, all in response to a question about how documents were stored in his home.

“And so they walked over and they had a target with bales of hay a hundred yards away, and these guerillas were, you know, taking shots,” Biden said. “And I think — I don’t know if it was to embarrass me or to make a point, but I get handed the bow and arrow.”

“I’m not a bad archer,” Biden said. “I hit the goddamn target.”

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 08:08 PM (2yu8s)

116 “I mean, I’m a frustrated architect,” Biden said. “You probably saw all those significant number of house plans that I’ve drawn.”

You know who else drew buildings?

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at March 12, 2024 08:09 PM (MvF+J)

117 ...and these guerillas were, you know, taking shots,
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Unless he actually said, "gorillas"?

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 08:11 PM (2yu8s)

118 River otters are nasty and aggressive and will play possum to goad you into complacency, then eat your face after tearing it off with their nasty claws.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2024 07:14 PM (hK9T6)


Great.
Now I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.
The Giant River Otter that ate Puyallup.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2024 08:12 PM (W/lyH)

119 Biden is Art Vandelay.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 08:13 PM (bWsRe)

120 He's f'n Jenjis Khan.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at March 12, 2024 08:13 PM (vFG9F)

121 the Eastern Island Moai were probably "walked" into position

https://tinyurl.com/45fx8arx

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2024 08:14 PM (D7oie)

122 Biden is a fax machine to all the chicks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 12, 2024 08:15 PM (FVME7)

123 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 5h
NEW - DoD officials say they are "alerted" about a potential maritime "mass migration" from Haiti into the United States.

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
BREAKING: Florida border agents in Miami have been placed on high alert, they're told to prepare for a wave of migration from Haiti following the takeover of the country by bloodthirsty gangs, NY Post reports

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 08:16 PM (2yu8s)

124 the Eastern Island Moai were probably "walked" into position
https://tinyurl.com/45fx8arx
Posted by: Kindltot


"Weebles wobble, but they don't..... f--k, carve another one."

Posted by: those five at March 12, 2024 08:16 PM (DgGvY)

125 Sabres 5 - Wings 1

1/2 way through the 2nd

The "Fun Bunch" is back ...

Posted by: browndog heaadmanning the puck at March 12, 2024 08:16 PM (TTAGa)

126 122 Biden is a fax machine to all the chicks.
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Hush yo' mouth!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 08:17 PM (2yu8s)

127 KJP: "Prices fell over the last year for gas, milk, eggs, chicken, appliances, and also used cars! Wages are rising faster than prices!"


Bwahahahahaaaa!!!!
Oh Gawd! You're killing me here!
Whooo!
Now tell me another.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2024 08:17 PM (W/lyH)

128
Take a look to the West after sundown -- Jupiter, and a thin waxing crescent Moon, and Mercury all in a row along the ecliptic.

Can't see Mercury here, too low behind the trees, but those of you with a nice flat horizon to the west may be able to see it.

This is also a "wet" crescent Moon (angle of crescent is such that the "bowl" is turned upward).

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 12, 2024 08:17 PM (w6EFb)

129 Biden is the fax machine of Krugmans. . . . I mean is the Krugman of . . . You know.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2024 08:17 PM (D7oie)

130
These idiots actually conflate a lowering of the inflation rate with prices being lower. No, prices are increasing steadily, just not as fast.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 12, 2024 08:18 PM (w6EFb)

131 It has been three years, Publius. You can't expect them to start telling the truth now.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2024 08:19 PM (D7oie)

132 As the economy collapses, the demand for many thing will decrease as people run out of money, moderating prices.

So we have that going for us.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2024 08:19 PM (aD39U)

133 NHS England
Oversight body for the National Health Service in England
england.nhs.uk
NHS England, officially the NHS Commissioning Board, is an executive non-departmental public body of the Department of Health and Social Care. It oversees the budget, planning, delivery and day-to-day operation of the commissioning side of the National Health Service in England as set out in the Health and Social Care Act 2012.
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And it looks like all the psycho clinics are in England itself -- London, Liverpool etc.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 08:19 PM (2yu8s)

134 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
BREAKING: Florida border agents in Miami have been placed on high alert, they're told to prepare for a wave of migration from Haiti following the takeover of the country by bloodthirsty gangs, NY Post reports
Posted by: andycanuck
_____________

That should about take care of the 850K GOP registration advantage in Florida.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 12, 2024 08:20 PM (Dm8we)

135 "The Aurora Borealis over Lanyon Quoit in West Cornwall"
by Cornwalloncamera/@Cornwalloncam


Cornel West > West Cornwall, amirite? Black > lily white (despite the rapid enbrowning)

Posted by: Unhinged, clueless Leftist at March 12, 2024 08:20 PM (ycI94)

136 You will find more truth in Pravda than in what spews from Rastafarian Raggedy Anne's mouth.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 08:21 PM (a5Q84)

137
I am gobsmacked at the improvement with my mother. Compared to say last Thursday, when they transferred her to this acute rehab facility, you wouldn't believe the difference.

She's talking well, not. She can find the right word every so often, but she's carrying on proper conversation. They are doing *intensive* therapy on her, and damn, if her nearly 94 yr old brain is actively and amazingly rerouting around the damage.

Her right hand, which was pretty bad is improving as well. She can point now. All this improvement has been since Thursday.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 12, 2024 08:23 PM (w6EFb)

138 In case anyone blinked, today they had Super Tuesday in Mississippi.

Republican Presidential candidates on the ballot were: Ron DeSantis, Vivek, Nikki the Louse, and Donald Trump.

They had write in spots and was tempted to write in Michael Valentine for Representative.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 08:24 PM (a5Q84)

139 While Biden could not remember what a fax machine was called, he told DOJ special counsel Robert Hur that he was an architect who had lost track of the number of house plans he had drawn.

“I mean, I’m a frustrated architect,” Biden said. “You probably saw all those significant number of house plans that I’ve drawn.”


Good thing he doesn't fancy himself a frustrated targeter. "I have these missiles...I can hit Moscow from here ya know. You probably saw a significant number of military people coming here. I tell them what to do. I tell them nuke Moscow...it's done!"

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2024 08:24 PM (W/lyH)

140 Yup. Not much in the way of good looking guys in those groups.
Posted by: Tuna at March 12, 2024 07:59 PM (oaGWv)

Ouch.

Posted by: Reforger at March 12, 2024 08:24 PM (0oM0J)

141 Once the Haitian boat people make it to Little Haiti in Miami they will get back on their boats to go back to the safety of Haiti.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 08:25 PM (MNhXM)

142 137 Praise God!

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at March 12, 2024 08:25 PM (MvF+J)

143 Senior college Spring Breaker says live on national TV the only things she can't live without are 'bronzer and cocaine'

https://mol.im/a/13188829

Parents not yet available for comment.

Posted by: Ciampino - well at least it's not bath salts at March 12, 2024 08:26 PM (qfLjt)

144
Hell, I can't talk right now. That was supposed to be "she's talking well, now" but "can't find the right word every so often".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 12, 2024 08:26 PM (w6EFb)

145 Rumble is trying to acquire tik tok.
https://tinyurl.com/3kjjc5ju

Posted by: TC at March 12, 2024 08:26 PM (cHOHf)

146 May the Haitian boat people get caught up in the Gulf Stream and wash ashore in Martha's Vineyard

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 08:27 PM (a5Q84)

147 "if the Moa broke while moving them, they just left them there and started over.


What else were they going to do?"

Little bit of moose milk and some mortar would fix it right up.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 12, 2024 08:27 PM (ou9hh)

148 God heals and the doctor sends the bill.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2024 08:27 PM (aD39U)

149 With summer coming and the need to snaz up your next barbecue, now comes heavy duty plastic plates with the image of ants pre-printed on them.

Posted by: SMOD at March 12, 2024 08:27 PM (RovqD)

150 Glad to hear your Mom is doing so much better.

Maybe Dr. Jill should send Joey to that rehab place.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 08:28 PM (a5Q84)

151
prepare for a wave of migration from Haiti following the takeover of the country by bloodthirsty gangs

Why don't they just walk across the border to the Dominican Republic?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2024 08:28 PM (63Dwl)

152 27. I noticed that Tom still had his balls as well.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 12, 2024 08:29 PM (w3u3d)

153 Yup. Not much in the way of good looking guys in those groups. Posted by: Tuna

I thought Neil Peart was a good looking guy especially as he matured. Good strong attractive face.

Posted by: old chick at March 12, 2024 08:29 PM (sOete)

154 publius, that's amazing. Prayers for continued improvement.

Posted by: screaming in digital at March 12, 2024 08:29 PM (1eY81)

155
T - 4:30:00 until Texas' law takes effect

If a cocksucking fake "judge" in Austin or Hawaii wants to illegally stop it, they're running out of time.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 12, 2024 08:30 PM (E0yiE)

156 Why don't they just walk across the border to the Dominican Republic?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2024 08:28 PM (63Dwl)


the guards, the fence and the DR will throw them back over the fence if they get through.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 12, 2024 08:30 PM (D7oie)

157 If they walk across the border to the Dominican Republic, the locals enslave them to work the fields.

Much safer to risk a water trip to Uncle Sugar and the land of EBT.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 08:30 PM (a5Q84)

158 Why don't they just walk across the border to the Dominican Republic?
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Even if sarc meant, because the Dominicans have an armed border wall and they send the Haitian dicks back immediately upon catch.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 08:31 PM (2yu8s)

159 Senior college Spring Breaker says live on national TV the only things she can't live without are 'bronzer and cocaine'

https://mol.im/a/13188829

Parents not yet available for comment.
Posted by: Ciampino - well at least it's not bath salts at March 12, 2024 08:26 PM (qfLjt)

If I had a son I’d advise him to consider a mail order bride. The availability of decent American women is at its lowest percentage ever.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 08:31 PM (MNhXM)

160 Senior college Spring Breaker says live on national TV the only things she can't live without are 'bronzer and cocaine'

https://mol.im/a/13188829

Parents not yet available for comment.
Posted by: Ciampino - well at least it's not bath salts at March 12, 2024 08:26 PM (qfLjt)
***

Happily, granddaughter of Diogenes #1 is coming to visit me over her Spring Break. Now that she is 21, she wishes to enjoy one of my world famous margaritas. She will remain in the will.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2024 08:31 PM (W/lyH)

161 Strange people they were. We basically killed them all you know, us Europeans. Smallpox as usual. Hell the Chileans kidnapped most of the survivors as slaves, a couple of thousand anyway.

It was quite the stink at the time. I think something like 5 made it back to the island alive after Chile bowed to international pressure and freed them.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 12, 2024 07:53 PM (aD39U)

I think they had had a mass depopulation beforehand from the days when the statues were made due to war and exhaustion of the island's resources.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2024 08:31 PM (eoQWY)

162 The DR started a wall two or three years ago. Might be done by now.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 12, 2024 08:32 PM (Dm8we)

163 Senior college Spring Breaker says live on national TV the only things she can't live without are 'bronzer and cocaine'

Future White House staffer for the Hunter Biden Presidential staff.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 08:32 PM (a5Q84)

164 151. The Dominican Republic has armed guards on the border.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 12, 2024 08:33 PM (w3u3d)

165 But the US is the most racist country in the world. Why would they want to come here?

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 08:34 PM (MNhXM)

166 Stunning fisherwoman influencer who earned viral fame by documenting her outdoorsy lifestyle furiously SLAMS critic who accused her of encouraging women to 'act like men' and told her she needs to be 'more feminine'

https://mol.im/a/13184405

Surprise!! Both the two critics are muslims.
Here's the Lebanese woman critic.
https://tinyurl.com/348s5z58

Posted by: Ciampino - These muzzies are insufferable at March 12, 2024 08:35 PM (qfLjt)

167 Yeah, I know my way around a Mongolian apple shooter. That's what we called 'em back then. What those jumped-up yak jockeys back in '15 didn't know is that I rode with the Golden Horde. Personally raped every Russian woman. That's right. I'm Putin's grandaddy, jack. I'd have let it go there, but Ivan III killed Beau. Never forgave 'em for that.

Posted by: Brandon at March 12, 2024 08:36 PM (0FoWg)

168 The Dolmen reminded me of a short documentary I watched about a guy who spent his whole retirement moving 20 ton stones ( concrete) by himself just using levers and smaller stones.
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Thoughty2 has a video on this starting with Stonehenge.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 12, 2024 08:03 PM (++4z6)

A dude in Loveland OH spent decades fishing stones out of the nearby Little Miami River and built an entire Castle. Its now a park. When I was a teen the dude was still living there, taking people on tours and such.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2024 08:37 PM (eoQWY)

169 Expect from Ace tomorrow...

NOTHING IS ALLOWED TO BE FUN ANYMORE: ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Senior Game Designer Disavows How Series Was Made By “White Dudes”, Boasts That Much Of Original Material “Would Never Pass Our Inclusivity Reviews Today.”
Posted at 4:51 pm by Stephen Green

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 08:38 PM (2yu8s)

170 I do have a young adult son, and I constantly advise him to marry a South American or SouthEast Asian or Eastern European woman. By all means, avoid college educated Western women - even if it means living alone.

Why do I tell him this ? Because I love him and want him to be happy.
Posted by: History


--

It's fun to ask married women if they're independent.

Many of them catch themselves and have a brief moment of realization before they revert to what they've been taught their entire lives. You've been married for years, but you still believe you need to be independent. And people wonder why there's so much dissatisfaction and anti-depressants and divorce.

Feminism has damaged so much in this country.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - If this is how Georgia hires attorneys, imagine how they manage elections at March 12, 2024 08:39 PM (6TLQp)

171 Surprise!! Both the two critics are muslims.
Here's the Lebanese woman critic.
https://tinyurl.com/348s5z58

Posted by: Ciampino - These muzzies are insufferable at March 12, 2024 08:35 PM (qfLjt)


Does.she understand the more feminine does not mean more like a whore?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2024 08:39 PM (W/lyH)

172 Surprise!! Both the two critics are muslims.
Here's the Lebanese woman critic.
https://tinyurl.com/348s5z58

Posted by: Ciampino - These muzzies are insufferable at March 12, 2024 08:35 PM (qfLjt)

ha! those threads got real stupid fast on X. My comment was that the Lebanese girl looked like someone you might want to rent for a night - the Alabama girl is *definitely* marriage material.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2024 08:40 PM (S6gqv)

173 If I had a son I’d advise him to consider a mail order bride. The availability of decent American women is at its lowest percentage ever.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 08:31 PM (MNhXM)

The current idea of Passport Bros is to go there and not bring them here. If you can get remote work, you can live in her culture and she will be less likely to be polluted by Western ideas, or tempted by insane Western laws.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2024 08:40 PM (eoQWY)

174 They had write in spots and was tempted to write in Michael Valentine for Representative.
Posted by: Anna Puma

You sound alienated....like a stranger in a strange land....

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at March 12, 2024 08:41 PM (tjZg/)

175
My mother was able to actively talk on the phone this afternoon with one of her friends. I'm just amazed.

This friend is one of her very young girlfriends, only 81 yrs. old. She told me last week, don't worry about yo' Mama, son, she's a tough ol' hen like me, and she'll pull out of this, just wait and see.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 12, 2024 08:41 PM (w6EFb)

176 ⚔️ 7 - 🪽2

Late in the 2nd

Posted by: browndog ragging the puck at March 12, 2024 08:42 PM (TTAGa)

177 If I had a son I’d advise him to consider a mail order bride. The availability of decent American women is at its lowest percentage ever.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 08:31 PM (MNhXM)

This is why players are trying to wrench control of the rules from Wizards of the Coast. They recently tried to claim that you creating scenarios and monsters from their rules meant they owned your stuff.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2024 08:43 PM (eoQWY)

178 >>NOTHING IS ALLOWED TO BE FUN ANYMORE: ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Senior Game Designer Disavows How Series Was Made By “White Dudes”, Boasts That Much Of Original Material “Would Never Pass Our Inclusivity Reviews Today.”
Posted at 4:51 pm by Stephen Green

Many of you probably know Mike Benz by now. Former State Dept. guy who has spent the last couple years on Twitter and other places detailing how the government has been infiltrating social media and other institutions to censor conservatives and push leftist policies.

Unsurprisingly, he claims they are doing this to the gaming industry as well. It's not happening organically. None of this is. You might think some of this is crazy but he's batting about 1000% on this stuff.

@MikeBenzCyber
The government side of the censorship industry has been working on video games for a very long time.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2024 08:45 PM (LkLld)

179 19 Wow, those rocks are STACKED!

Why would somebody do that? They must have had plenty of time on their hands with no TV and internet and all. Between the hunting and gathering it probably got pretty boring.
Posted by: fd at March 12, 2024 07:17 PM (vFG9F)

The thing that distinguishes Dolmens, and why they are really tombs is that even though they don't look like it now, is that they were originally under a huge mound of earth. The stones were there to make the walls and ceiling of the burial chamber which as at bottom center of the mound. After 5 or 6 thousand years, all the dirt has washed away and only the stones are left.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2024 08:46 PM (S6gqv)

180 176
My mother was able to actively talk on the phone this afternoon with one of her friends. I'm just amazed.
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Hey, hey, hey!

Posted by: Braenyard at March 12, 2024 08:46 PM (+w6RN)

181 Is this a movie thread yet?

We are watching the new Aquaman because its on Max and we get that for free.

It is, so far, not great....

So. Much. CGI. That is obvious CGI.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 08:46 PM (IFNME)

182 180 Everything's an op. Even the ops are ops.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at March 12, 2024 08:46 PM (MvF+J)

183 Good one in Carolina tonight browndog.

Rangers 1 - Canes 0 after 2.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2024 08:47 PM (LkLld)

184 When a man opens/holds the door for me, I always smile and say "thank you"

Posted by: JQ at March 12, 2024 08:47 PM (njWTi)

185 My mother was able to actively talk on the phone this afternoon with one of her friends. I'm just amazed.


And she was overheard to say, "Put a C note.on Horde's Folly in the 6th."


Kidding aside...awesome news!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2024 08:48 PM (W/lyH)

186 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2024 08:48 PM (c+w3Q)

187 Publius, I am so glad to hear your mom is doing better!

Posted by: JQ at March 12, 2024 08:48 PM (njWTi)

188 Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2024 08:47 PM (LkLld)

I can well imagine

Playoff seeding implications galore

Posted by: browndog ragging the puck at March 12, 2024 08:48 PM (TTAGa)

189 186 I hold the door for anybody regardless of gender.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at March 12, 2024 08:49 PM (MvF+J)

190 Justin Trudeau's Ego @Trudeaus_Ego
Let me be clear - there is no "I" in #Haiti.

That's why we're working with partners like 'Barbeque' the gang leader, to get Canadian taxpayer dollars where they need to go.

My Government is committed to funding anarchy abroad, and that's exactly what we're going to do.

Justin Trudeau's Ego @Trudeaus_Ego
My Government is monitoring the situation in #Haiti, and we're appalled by what's occurring in the streets.

To help, we're giving all cannibals free entry into Canada.

I ask that Canadians open your homes to welcome them, and if you don't I'll use #BillC63 to force you to.
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BTW, Justin's ego gave Haiti $123-million just last week. I hope it hasn't been transferred yet.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 08:50 PM (2yu8s)

191 Tucker says the "Tik Tok Bill" gives the government the ability to sieze social media that is subverting elections.

And, JUST BY COINCIDENCE, AOC is saying that Elon Musk changed the algorithm of X when he bought it to...subvert elections.

Just so you smell what's cooking.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 08:51 PM (IFNME)

192 186 I hold the door for anybody regardless of gender.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at March 12, 2024 08:49 PM (MvF+J)

I do, too. The unwritten law is that an able-bodied male is supposed to relieve you so you can walk in or continue walking out. People today think you're the fucking doorman.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 12, 2024 08:52 PM (R4t5M)

193 Oh. Wow. This Aquaman thing is...crap.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 08:52 PM (IFNME)

194
I think they had had a mass depopulation beforehand from the days when the statues were made due to war and exhaustion of the island's resources.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2024 08:31 PM (eoQWY)

the movie Rapa Nui (1994) did a Hollywood version of the Easter Island folklore; which was that before the Europeans arrived, they had a very regimented society with a priestly ruling class and a working class that did what they were told. The cause of the breakdown isn't certain, probably food pressure, but the small island erupted in a vicious internal war in which most of the ruling classes were killed and eaten (shades of Haiti today) and then the survivors of that turned on each other and thinned out their herd even more. There was not much of a population left when the Euro's found them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2024 08:53 PM (S6gqv)

195 @MikeBenzCyber
The government side of the censorship industry has been working on video games for a very long time.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Bit of Radio News: the admin is pushing for a - unified information presentation - iow - the roll out and presentation of covid information was sloppy and there was too much counter information causing confusion
- > we can't have that.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 12, 2024 08:53 PM (+w6RN)

196 This is why players are trying to wrench control of the rules from Wizards of the Coast. They recently tried to claim that you creating scenarios and monsters from their rules meant they owned your stuff.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2024 08:43 PM (eoQWY)

Order of the Stick? Maybe going after sites like that.

Speaking of which. Is anybody here up on current events on that site?

Posted by: Reforger at March 12, 2024 08:53 PM (LLb5i)

197 If the company you work for is not woke enough, go to marketing and threaten waves of social media cancel campaigns until they pressure upper management to change.

-Helpful games consultant.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2024 08:54 PM (R8uWY)

198 yeah that tik tok bill looks like a trojan horse - a lot more hidden inside it than just tik tok.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2024 08:54 PM (S6gqv)

199 Barbecue may not be the Leader that Haiti needs, but he's the Leader that Haiti deserves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2024 08:56 PM (S6gqv)

200 196 Are there any car crashes at least?

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at March 12, 2024 08:56 PM (MvF+J)

201 199 This is why players are trying to wrench control of the rules from Wizards of the Coast. They recently tried to claim that you creating scenarios and monsters from their rules meant they owned your stuff.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2024 08:43 PM (eoQWY)

Order of the Stick? Maybe going after sites like that.

Speaking of which. Is anybody here up on current events on that site?
Posted by: Reforger at March 12, 2024 08:53 PM (LLb5i)


NERDS!

(Full transparency I think I checked out with an 11th level fighter class - Chaotic Neutral FTW!)

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 08:57 PM (IFNME)

202 204 196 Are there any car crashes at least?
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at March 12, 2024 08:56 PM (MvF+J)p


Not so far. A snow crawler fell down a crevasse though. That kind of counts.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 08:59 PM (IFNME)

203 I hold the door for anybody regardless of gender.
Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos

Yep. Down here, even the young kids 10-14, guys and gals alike, will hold the door for us 29 year olds. It's wonderful.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 12, 2024 08:59 PM (c+w3Q)

204 206 Was Jeremy Renner driving it?

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at March 12, 2024 09:00 PM (MvF+J)

205 New York Magazine journalist writes piece on why trans kids should be allowed to change their sex THEN asks 45K followers to donate money to fix her friend's botched gender surgery

https://mol.im/a/13187851

Posted by: Ciampino - Aha I see the problem at March 12, 2024 09:01 PM (qfLjt)

206 206 -> 202

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at March 12, 2024 09:01 PM (MvF+J)

207 For your possible review and amusement - Potato reviews Prey Predator figure. 13+ minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oduEtoqq5M

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 09:01 PM (a5Q84)

208 >>Bit of Radio News: the admin is pushing for a - unified information presentation - iow - the roll out and presentation of covid information was sloppy and there was too much counter inform

Might be a problem for them that so many know what they are doing.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2024 09:02 PM (LkLld)

209 Might be a problem for them that so many know what they are doing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2024 09:02 PM (LkLld)


But I am sure they will use this new power only for the common good!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 12, 2024 09:05 PM (hOUT3)

210 Looking for Musk tweeting on TikTok, I just saw this [not 'correcting' anyone, above]:

GamesNosh @GamesNosh Mar 4
The Co-Founder of Sweet Baby Inc Kim Belair proudly explains the method she uses to force bosses at game studios to censor, alter, and "diversify" game projects she feels are problematic - "Terrify them" aka threaten them with the anger of the cancel culture mob.

Mike Benz @MikeBenzCyber 14h
The full quote here is: “Go have a coffee with your marketing team, and just terrify them with the possibility of what might happen if they don’t give you what you want.”
Now you know why DEI dominates marketing.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 09:06 PM (2yu8s)

211 Yeah WotC, rhymes with a certain German political party, tried the "All your modules are belong to us" move to create riches for Hasbro. It flopped badly and saw a mass exodus of developers and gamers. Much like the Cubans fleeing Fidel's new Cuba.

And now they had a 40+ minute chat between two of the senior D&D people at WotC and they basically called the original creators of D&D racist white guys.

Die Hasbro die. And take that stupid Maus with you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 09:06 PM (a5Q84)

212 4 year contract, $180million, $100million guaranteed, for a 36 year old qb coming off an achilles injury with one, count them, one career playoff win

kirk cousins' agent belongs in the hall of fame

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at March 12, 2024 09:06 PM (SYTee)

213 Might be a problem for them that so many know what they are doing.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2024 09:02 PM (LkLld)


No problem. They will just call it subverting an election which makes it a national security threat.

Drone strike incoming in 5...4...

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 09:06 PM (IFNME)

214
Quick Nerd Trivia:

Who is Gary Gygax?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 12, 2024 09:07 PM (E0yiE)

215 Monday, a 787 Dreamliner plunged suddenly mid-flight, injuring dozens of passengers, after a pilot said he temporarily lost control of the aircraft. The pilot was able to recover and land the plane safely, but it’s not yet clear what caused the LATAM flight from Australia to New Zealand to fall so dramatically.
cnn

Posted by: Braenyard at March 12, 2024 09:07 PM (+w6RN)

216
The current idea of Passport Bros is to go there and not bring them here. If you can get remote work, you can live in her culture and she will be less likely to be polluted by Western ideas, or tempted by insane Western laws.
Posted by: Oldcat

========

Sure, guys, just move to the Philippines for the rest of your life because it's the only way you can think of to get married.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 12, 2024 09:07 PM (I87yH)

217 NERDS!

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 08:57 PM (IFNME)

Guilty.

Posted by: Reforger at March 12, 2024 09:07 PM (LLb5i)

218 In expressing its opposition to the law, the NRA-ILA said in a statement that the bill “simply seeks to sue the firearms industry out of existence in the state of Washington.”

“Without the firearms industry, Washingtonians will not have access to firearms and ammunition and the fundamental right to keep and bear arms,” the NRA-ILA stated.

In its lawsuit, the NSSF requested a ruling that would declare SB 5078 unconstitutional and sought an injunction preventing it from being enforced.

The judge disagreed, stating in her order that the group “failed to bring a live case or controversy” before the court, while dismissing the case without prejudice, meaning that the issue can be tried again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2024 09:08 PM (R8uWY)

219 Sure, guys, just move to the Philippines for the rest of your life because it's the only way you can think of to get married.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office
-------

*snort!*

Posted by: JQ at March 12, 2024 09:08 PM (njWTi)

220 In other nefarious news.

Dept. of Homeland Security is financing a 'non-profit' group to help counter the rise of 'extremism' in gaming.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 09:08 PM (a5Q84)

221
Mike Benz @MikeBenzCyber 14h
The full quote here is: “Go have a coffee with your marketing team, and just terrify them with the possibility of what might happen if they don’t give you what you want.”
Now you know why DEI dominates marketing.
Posted by: andycanuck

=========

This is why all DEI personnel must be fired, not merely transferred or restrained in their duties.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 12, 2024 09:09 PM (I87yH)

222 214
Quick Nerd Trivia:

Who is Gary Gygax?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 12, 2024 09:07 PM (E0yiE)

He was that guy who did a couple guest spots on Futurama!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 12, 2024 09:10 PM (S6gqv)

223 Leading Report @LeadingReport 3h
BREAKING: The judge overseeing Donald Trump's classified documents trial has ruled in favor of the former president and granted his legal team a 10-day extension to make filings in the case, despite opposition to the motion from special counsel Jack Smith.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 09:11 PM (2yu8s)

224 Everything in Caifornia causes cancer. Also everything makes democraps idiotic cretins.
California could BAN Lucky Charms, Cheetos and Sunchips from being served in schools due to links to ADHD- under new bill that would outlaw 7 junk food

additives https://mol.im/a/13189279

Titanium dioxide, TiO2, is extremely insoluble. To dissolve it requires very hot and concentrated sulfuric acid. No way that any dissolves in the alimentary canal. Anyway the dust is the suspect (so a surface effect) so why ban it in foods? Ban it in cocaine.

Posted by: Ciampino - Black beach sands are usually ilmenite at March 12, 2024 09:12 PM (qfLjt)

225 Go, team, go!

Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has confirmed he is considering New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers and former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura as running mates for his independent presidential bid

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 09:12 PM (2yu8s)

226
Why don't they just walk across the border to the Dominican Republic?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 12, 2024 08:28 PM (63Dwl)

DR, Unlike the US of A, actually enforces its immigration laws and border.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:12 PM (bWsRe)

227 No way that any dissolves in the alimentary canal.
------------
No shit?!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 09:13 PM (2yu8s)

228 sra blaster works for a large tech firm. Maybe the original tech firm. But anyway, they've been busy offshoring a lot of their work. Sure, everybody does that, right?

But you know what? India doesn't give two shits about DEI. Coincidence?

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 09:13 PM (IFNME)

229 Dept. of Homeland Security is financing a 'non-profit' group to help counter the rise of 'extremism' in gaming.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Like throwing your last $20 down on box cars? (Friend of mine did that once and actually hit.)

Posted by: SFGoth at March 12, 2024 09:14 PM (KAi1n)

230 Tyler Hoober of Hoovie’s garage learns the hard way that Asian woman doesn’t mean shit. She cheated on him, then divorced him and took most of his money.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:14 PM (bWsRe)

231 I hope Kennedy picks Ventura. It fits ClownWorld perfectly.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 12, 2024 09:15 PM (R4t5M)

232 The foreign brides idea needs more thought. A lot more.

I know of a guy who went to the Philippines & married a girl in an arranged marriage.

The priest asked him if he was a Christian? The guy said, "No, I'm a Jew." The priest told him, "That's fine... as long as you believe in Jesus Christ."

Posted by: mnw at March 12, 2024 09:16 PM (NLIak)

233 Ponder that possible future

Jesse Ventura as President of the US Senate.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 09:16 PM (a5Q84)

234 "California could BAN Lucky Charms, Cheetos and Sunchips from being served in schools"

That shit should be banned because it's shit, especially the Sugar Charms.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 12, 2024 09:17 PM (KAi1n)

235 Of course I am a stranger in a strange land.

I am a neko-grrl surrounded by all you crazy Yumans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 09:18 PM (a5Q84)

236 Good let California ban everything. Give the voters what they ask for.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:18 PM (bWsRe)

237 BREAKING: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has confirmed he is considering New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers and former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura as running mates for his independent presidential bid

lol

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 12, 2024 09:18 PM (V8he0)

238 Any why the fuck are schools serving Cheetos in the first place? Gee I why every kid is obese these days. A real mystery.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:20 PM (bWsRe)

239 So I am going to take a look at several Jeep Gladiators this weekend, my overall preference for colors is Orange and Blue, there are a grand total of 2 Orange Rubicons for sale in the entire US, none of them are anywhere near me.

There are 8 blue ones and 7 green ones within a 100 miles.

I could have my pick of a white, black or gray one though. Ughh.



Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2024 09:20 PM (XV/Pl)

240 Aquaman report: it is not getting better.

Story is weak. CGI is awful. Cartoony. I think some terrible things happened in the editing room to minimize Amber Heard's appearance in the movie.

And poor Nicole Kidman. At least in CGI she still looks human. Ish.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 09:21 PM (IFNME)

241 158 Why don't they just walk across the border to the Dominican Republic?
--------
Even if sarc meant, because the Dominicans have an armed border wall and they send the Haitian dicks back immediately upon catch.
Posted by: andycanuck

Don't they understand the economic benefit of letting in thousands of unvetted, poor, uneducated and unskilled people from a different culture!?!?!?

Posted by: Unhinged, clueless Leftist at March 12, 2024 09:21 PM (ycI94)

242 "Of course I am a stranger in a strange land."

Land of ice and snow?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 12, 2024 09:21 PM (KAi1n)

243 Jesse Ventura is certifiably insane. He was always a little out there but as he’s aged he’s gone waaaaaaaay out there.

I doubt this is true.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:22 PM (bWsRe)

244 >NOTHING IS ALLOWED TO BE FUN ANYMORE: ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ Senior Game Designer Disavows How Series Was Made By “White Dudes”, Boasts That Much Of Original Material “Would Never Pass Our Inclusivity Reviews Today.”
Posted at 4:51 pm by Stephen Green

I've been buying and painting Heroquest monsters, and if it turns out that I have too many goblins, I will throw out the females. Guy-only spaces are necessary.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2024 09:22 PM (lhenN)

245 So the Amber Heard Effect is real and spectacularly bad?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 09:22 PM (a5Q84)

246 In living memory, the DR army used to shoot Haitians attempting to cross the border. The DR called this "a war." The rest of the world called it "a massacre." Read all about it at Wiki.

The Fulgencio Batista wasn't politically correct AT ALL. If accused of being a racist, Batista and his amigos would respond, "Sure. What's your point exactly?"

Posted by: mnw at March 12, 2024 09:22 PM (NLIak)

247 Definitions from Oxford Languages, cited on Google.

In a street fight, Oxford and Marquis of Queensbury rules don't apply.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:22 PM (ynpvh)

248 250 In living memory, the DR army used to shoot Haitians attempting to cross the border. The DR called this "a war." The rest of the world called it "a massacre." Read all about it at Wiki.

The Fulgencio Batista wasn't politically correct AT ALL. If accused of being a racist, Batista and his amigos would respond, "Sure. What's your point exactly?"

Posted by: mnw at March 12, 2024 09:22 PM (NLIak)

Living Memory was a problem for Mao, but he sent those troops to the front lines to die in Korea. Problem solved.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:23 PM (ynpvh)

249 California could BAN Lucky Charms, Cheetos and Sunchips from being served in schools"

That shit should be banned because it's shit, especially the Sugar Charms.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 12, 2024 09:17 PM (KAi1n)

What will you potheads snack on then?

Ban snacks ! Legalize Pot !

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 09:24 PM (MNhXM)

250 Scott Adams says the simulation trends toward the most entertaining outcomes.

So RFK Jr and Jesse Ventura it is!

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 09:24 PM (IFNME)

251 I am going to take a look at several Jeep Gladiators this weekend



Why on earth would you buy a UAW piece of shit product when there is an infinite number of better choices out there?

My wife wanted to buy a Ford Bronco. Fortunately I was able to talk her away from it. I kept saying a Ford? You want a Ford? Really? A Ford? And then walk away, lol. She finally came to her sense.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:25 PM (bWsRe)

252 249 So the Amber Heard Effect is real and spectacularly bad?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 09:22 PM (a5Q84)

Just like it hit the fan. Or the bed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:25 PM (ynpvh)

253 *titles head to one side*

How do you tell a female goblin from a male goblin?

After all they are all little green maniacs wanting to rape and kill. So a bit too busy killing them to notice the difference.

Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 09:25 PM (a5Q84)

254 I thought ventura was dead.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2024 09:25 PM (R8uWY)

255 I just loved Fulgencio Batista's "Felice Navidad"!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 12, 2024 09:26 PM (2yu8s)

256 254 Scott Adams says the simulation trends toward the most entertaining outcomes.

So RFK Jr and Jesse Ventura it is!

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 09:24 PM (IFNME)

Too bad Bukele ain't a natural born American...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:26 PM (ynpvh)

257 I thought ventura was dead.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

No such luck

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 12, 2024 09:26 PM (s3vs/)

258 Land of ice and snow?
Posted by: SFGoth at March 12, 2024 09:21 PM (KAi1n)

MAIDEN!!

Posted by: Reforger at March 12, 2024 09:27 PM (LLb5i)

259 Everything in Caifornia causes cancer. Also everything makes democraps idiotic cretins.
California could BAN Lucky Charms, Cheetos and Sunchips from being served in schools due to links to ADHD- under new bill that would outlaw 7 junk food...
Posted by: Ciampino - Black beach sands are usually ilmenite at March 12, 2024 09:12 PM (qfLjt)
~~~~~

I bought a wooden tray (teak) last year for a friend's boat and it had a big sticker on the bottom saying that California has determined that the wood dust could cause cancer. Wut?

They're insane.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 12, 2024 09:27 PM (L5aQB)

260 I thought ventura was dead.

Brain dead hasn't stopped Joey Bidet

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 09:27 PM (a5Q84)

261 Will Jesse come back to the States to run? He’s more Mexican now than American.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 09:27 PM (MNhXM)

262 257 *titles head to one side*

How do you tell a female goblin from a male goblin?

After all they are all little green maniacs wanting to rape and kill. So a bit too busy killing them to notice the difference.

Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 09:25 PM (a5Q84)

Doesn't work so well for Transformed Mogwai either; some of them are trannies/cross-dressers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:28 PM (ynpvh)

263 How do you tell a female goblin from a male goblin?

After all they are all little green maniacs wanting to rape and kill. So a bit too busy killing them to notice the difference.

Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Uh...if you watch the anime Goblin Slayer, you'll find there are no female goblins. They reproduce, uh...much more evilly.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 12, 2024 09:28 PM (ycI94)

264 "it’s not yet clear what caused the LATAM flight from Australia to New Zealand to fall so dramatically."

I'd lay odds that gravity played a role in it.

Posted by: El gp De Los Vientos at March 12, 2024 09:28 PM (MvF+J)

265 249 So the Amber Heard Effect is real and spectacularly bad?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 09:22 PM (a5Q84)


Yes. This is it exactly.

Also, the actor who plays Black Manta is named, IRL, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II. Seriously.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 09:28 PM (IFNME)

266 251 Definitions from Oxford Languages, cited on Google.

In a street fight, Oxford and Marquis of Queensbury rules don't apply.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:22 PM (ynpvh)
----
What about the Havhad Crimson Boating rules?

Posted by: Ciampino - Black beach sands are usually ilmenite or rutile at March 12, 2024 09:28 PM (qfLjt)

267 heheheheh, hide the bushes, heheheheh...

Posted by: Bevis at March 12, 2024 09:29 PM (SYTee)

268 258

I didn't know he was still alive either. After his stint as governor, I remember that Ventura went full tilt Keith Olbermann/Joy Behar hard left.

Posted by: mnw at March 12, 2024 09:29 PM (NLIak)

269 When everything causes cancer, nothing causes cancer.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:29 PM (bWsRe)

270 268 If only there were other, cheaper options for a four door cab married to a cargo bed ? Perhaps with better payload and towing capability while still sporting four wheel drive ? But whatever would one call such a miracle vehicle ?
Posted by: Perspective

We've got you covered!!! PLEASE 🙏

Posted by: Ford Lightning!!! at March 12, 2024 09:30 PM (ycI94)

271 272 251 Definitions from Oxford Languages, cited on Google.

In a street fight, Oxford and Marquis of Queensbury rules don't apply.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:22 PM (ynpvh)
----
What about the Havhad Crimson Boating rules?

Posted by: Ciampino - Black beach sands are usually ilmenite or rutile at March 12, 2024 09:28 PM (qfLjt)

Motorboating >>> Hahvad Crimson Boating rules

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:31 PM (ynpvh)

272 Jesse a the Body isn’t even left. He’s just nuts. Like weird dude nuts you wouldn’t want as a neighbor.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:31 PM (bWsRe)

273 Ford
Failure
Of
Research &
Development

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 12, 2024 09:31 PM (s3vs/)

274 Ventura needs to suffer for being a pussy and suing Chris Kyle and then continuing his pursuit after Kyle was killed. And fuck that jury too.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 09:31 PM (MNhXM)

275 275 When everything causes cancer, nothing causes cancer.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:29 PM (bWsRe)

Well, some things cause MORE/WORSE cancer than others...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:31 PM (ynpvh)

276 Damn gas tanks:

@Breaking911
·
1m
BREAKING: Large explosion rocks building in Yanjiao, China; no immediate word on cause or injuries

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 12, 2024 09:32 PM (IG4Id)

277 Fix Or Repair Daily

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:32 PM (bWsRe)

278 266 Will Jesse come back to the States to run? He’s more Mexican now than American.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 09:27 PM (MNhXM)


He can just walk over no problem.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 09:33 PM (IFNME)

279 283 Fix Or Repair Daily

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:32 PM (bWsRe)

That one I've heard.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:33 PM (ynpvh)

280 BREAKING: Large explosion rocks building in Yanjiao, China; no immediate word on cause or injuries
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Kung-POW!

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at March 12, 2024 09:33 PM (s3vs/)

281 Never forget...Elon Musk got Amber Heard to cosplay Mercy from Overwatch, and it's pretty hot. You can get crazy women to do just about anything if you're net worth is in the billions.

https://tinyurl.com/27s9v5wh

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 12, 2024 09:33 PM (ycI94)

282 >>> 215 Monday, a 787 Dreamliner plunged suddenly mid-flight, injuring dozens of passengers, after a pilot said he temporarily lost control of the aircraft. The pilot was able to recover and land the plane safely, but it’s not yet clear what caused the LATAM flight from Australia to New Zealand to fall so dramatically.
cnn
Posted by: Braenyard at March 12, 2024 09:07 PM (+w6RN)

Wasn't me. Probably that bitch Gemini.

Posted by: ChatGPT at March 12, 2024 09:34 PM (llON8)

283 Goblin Slayer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21bCrsGt050

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 09:34 PM (a5Q84)

284 Lot of Ford trucks in Texas with half million miles on them.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 09:34 PM (MNhXM)

285 Some of my goblins have boob-hugging dresses. I will yeet them at some point. Guy fun stuff didn't have to be zealously enforced during the normal parts of history.

Not the same universe as Goblin Slayer, where the life-cycle is closer to Aliens and even more icky.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 12, 2024 09:34 PM (lhenN)

286 Motorboating >>> Hahvad Crimson Boating rules
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:31 PM (ynpvh)


Zip it!

You're scaring the ettes.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 09:34 PM (IFNME)

287 The best merger of all time is Fiat and Chrysler. They took the most unreliable Euro cars and paired them with almost as unreliable American cars. I guess they were doing some kind of negative times negative math that would equal a positive?

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:35 PM (bWsRe)

288 289 >>> 215 Monday, a 787 Dreamliner plunged suddenly mid-flight, injuring dozens of passengers, after a pilot said he temporarily lost control of the aircraft. The pilot was able to recover and land the plane safely, but it’s not yet clear what caused the LATAM flight from Australia to New Zealand to fall so dramatically.
cnn
Posted by: Braenyard at March 12, 2024 09:07 PM (+w6RN)

Wasn't me. Probably that bitch Gemini.

Posted by: ChatGPT at March 12, 2024 09:34 PM (llON

Wonder when that episode of "Air Disasters" will air...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:35 PM (ynpvh)

289 293 Motorboating >>> Hahvad Crimson Boating rules
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:31 PM (ynpvh)

Zip it!

You're scaring the ettes.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 09:34 PM (IFNME)

You've never motorboated on the Lake of the Ozarks?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:35 PM (ynpvh)

290 He should pick JFK jr jr. Is there one of those?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2024 09:36 PM (R8uWY)

291 @255

>>Why on earth would you buy a UAW piece of shit product when there is an infinite number of better choices out there?

My interests are primarily off-roading and there is no better off-road pickup truck than the Gladiator, especially a Rubicon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2024 09:36 PM (XV/Pl)

292 Ventura needs to suffer for being a pussy and suing Chris Kyle and then continuing his pursuit after Kyle was killed. And fuck that jury too.
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 09:31 PM (MNhXM)

I FUCKING hate Jesse Ventura. With all my heart. Fucking gherkin dick motherfucker.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I May No Longer Be able To Even at March 12, 2024 09:36 PM (MvA9C)

293 286 283 Fix Or Repair Daily

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:32 PM (bWsRe)

That one I've heard.

Found On the Road Dead

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 12, 2024 09:36 PM (roH4R)

294 Great game.

Ranger 1 - Canes 0.

Second shutout in a row for Shesterkin.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2024 09:36 PM (LkLld)

295 I want a head like the heads they have on Easter Island
I want a big, strong forehead
I want to stand up tall

*I want to remember who sang this song, but I'm drawing a blank.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 12, 2024 07:49 PM (OX9vb)
~~~~~

John Brennan?

Posted by: IrishEi at March 12, 2024 09:36 PM (L5aQB)

296 "She's a Goblin Girl, and she can gobble it all!"

Posted by: Frank Zappa at March 12, 2024 09:36 PM (SYTee)

297 FORD:

Found On Road Dead

Posted by: gdgm+ at March 12, 2024 09:37 PM (w0+ZH)

298 291 Lot of Ford trucks in Texas with half million miles on them.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 09:34 PM (MNhXM)

And the electric ones?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:37 PM (ynpvh)

299

My interests are primarily off-roading and there is no better off-road pickup truck than the Gladiator, especially a Rubicon.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2024 09:36 PM (XV/Pl)

Fair enough.

What about a Land Cruiser? Don’t those kick ass off road too? And last forever.

Posted by: Montec at March 12, 2024 09:37 PM (bWsRe)

300 My interests are primarily off-roading and there is no better off-road pickup truck than the Gladiator, especially a Rubicon.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2024 09:36 PM (XV/Pl)

I love my Wrangler 4 dr but I got the model before they put a different motor in it and did some manufacturing in China.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 09:37 PM (MNhXM)

301 What will you potheads snack on then?

Ban snacks ! Legalize Pot !
Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024

Same thing i snack on now - blueberries and these awesome blue corn chips (blue corn, canola oil, maca powder, chia seeds, purple carrot juice - no salt), pita pockets with egg and cheese, also grilled shrimp, scallops (oh man, if i could afford to, i'd eat scallops all day), stuff like that.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 12, 2024 09:38 PM (KAi1n)

302 If RFK, Jr selects Ventura as his running mate, that would reflect badly on Kennedy's judgment & seriousness of purpose.

Plus, Ventura would bring nothing to the ticket... except embarrassment.

Posted by: mnw at March 12, 2024 09:38 PM (NLIak)

303 First On Race Day.

Lol.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2024 09:39 PM (R8uWY)

304 Are Fiat cars like fiat currency?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:40 PM (ynpvh)

305 Oh, yeah. I forgot about him suing Kyle's widow.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2024 09:40 PM (R8uWY)

306 290 Goblin Slayer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21bCrsGt050
Posted by: Anna Puma

Hmm. I haven't actually watched season two. I knew it was coming out...but it didn't seem to get they hype the first season did. I guess the shock of the first episode had worn off.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 12, 2024 09:41 PM (ycI94)

307 310 If RFK, Jr selects Ventura as his running mate, that would reflect badly on Kennedy's judgment & seriousness of purpose.

Plus, Ventura would bring nothing to the ticket... except embarrassment.
Posted by: mnw at March 12, 2024 09:38 PM (NLIak)


Yes, but RFK Jr reflects badly on his judgment and seriousness.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 09:41 PM (IFNME)

308 Fix it again, tony.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 12, 2024 09:41 PM (R8uWY)

309 Cat Adz

No. JFK, Jr never married & had no kids. His sister Caroline has two adult daughters, & they are Jackie & Jack's only grandkids.

Posted by: mnw at March 12, 2024 09:42 PM (NLIak)

310 In a street fight, Oxford and Marquis of Queensbury rules don't apply.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:22 PM (ynpvh)

There’s no rules in a knife fight Butch …

Posted by: Harvey Logan at March 12, 2024 09:42 PM (TTAGa)

311 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Everything I ever wanted to learn about dolmens I learned from reading Asterix and Obelix comics.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2024 09:42 PM (BpYfr)

312 Yes, but RFK Jr reflects badly on his judgment and seriousness.
Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 09:41 PM (IFNME)

Both are huge conspiracy nuts.

Granted both have been assisted by recent events but it doesn’t make their theories any less crazy.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 09:43 PM (MNhXM)

313 4 year contract, $180million, $100million guaranteed, for a 36 year old qb coming off an achilles injury with one, count them, one career playoff win

kirk cousins' agent belongs in the hall of fame
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at March 12, 2024 09:06 PM (SYTee)


My man Minshew is headed for the Raiders.
Sigh...not a Raiders fan but will put up with it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2024 09:43 PM (W/lyH)

314 Well Season 1 Episode 1 is pretty shocking in its first few minutes. With Priestess wetting herself in terror as one of her party members is raped by goblins.

Yeah pretty shocking. Season Two is not quite as dire but still it expands the world and starts off after the movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 09:43 PM (a5Q84)

315 @306

>>What about a Land Cruiser? Don’t those kick ass off road too? And last forever.

I already have a Wrangler and a 4Runner, and while I would love a Land Cruiser, the one I would want is roughly an 80-90k and probably cost another 30-40k to RestoMod.

Hell, I would love to have a G Wagon, can't justify the 150k spend.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2024 09:43 PM (XV/Pl)

316 My interests are primarily off-roading and there is no better off-road pickup truck than the Gladiator, especially a Rubicon.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2024 09:36 PM (XV/Pl)

Whatever.

Posted by: 94 Jeep Cheroke at March 12, 2024 09:43 PM (LLb5i)

317 My interests are primarily off-roading and there is no better off-road pickup truck than the Gladiator, especially a Rubicon.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2024 09:36 PM (XV/Pl)

Fair enough.

What about a Land Cruiser? Don’t those kick ass off road too? And last forever.
Posted by: Montec

I Googled something to help you decide...might provide some good ideas: Technicals consist of weapons mounted on a civilian vehicle, such as a four-wheel drive pickup truck. Many pickups have been used as technicals including Ford Ranger and Mitsubishi Triton, but the most favoured are the Toyota Hilux and Toyota Land Cruiser. They are typically fitted with heavy machine guns (especially the DShK and M2 Browning), anti-aircraft artillery (usually the ZPU or ZU-23-2), recoilless rifles (usually the SPG-9 or M40 recoilless rifle), anti-tank missiles launchers, multiple rocket launchers such as the Type 63 or the M-63 Plamen and in rare occasions rocket pods salvaged from downed attack helicopters like the S-5 rocket.

Posted by: Military Moron at March 12, 2024 09:44 PM (ycI94)

318 301 Great game.

Ranger 1 - Canes 0.

Second shutout in a row for Shesterkin.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2024 09:36 PM (LkLld)

Hot at the right time

⚔️7 -🪽3

Got chippy towards the end

Return engagement in Detroit Saturday Aftrrnoon

Posted by: Harvey Logan at March 12, 2024 09:45 PM (TTAGa)

319 I want a head like the heads they have on Easter Island
I want a big, strong forehead
I want to stand up tall

*I want to remember who sang this song, but I'm drawing a blank.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 12, 2024 07:49 PM (OX9vb)


Throat Culture.

https://tinyurl.com/4fjwxmv7

Posted by: Archimedes at March 12, 2024 09:45 PM (CsUN+)

320 Pssst. It's Queensberry.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 12, 2024 09:45 PM (zdLoL)

321 Perfesser

Read any good books lately?

I read Rodney Dangerfield's "It's Not Easy Bein' Me." Funny. Lots of good stories. It takes about an hour & fifteen minutes to read.

Posted by: mnw at March 12, 2024 09:45 PM (NLIak)

322 Yeah pretty shocking. Season Two is not quite as dire but still it expands the world and starts off after the movie.
Posted by: Anna Puma

There's a movie, too?!? Sigh...too much content for a multi-repeat 29 year old. I watched the first series while deployed...maybe I can volunteer and go again to make some extra cash and get some free time to catch up lol.

Posted by: Military Moron at March 12, 2024 09:46 PM (ycI94)

323 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Everything I ever wanted to learn about dolmens I learned from reading Asterix and Obelix comics.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2024 09:42 PM (BpYfr)


Geezer Golf today.
Took $22 off the old dudes.today.
They are beginning to suspect my handicap...

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2024 09:46 PM (W/lyH)

324 / off Hole in the Wall gang sock

Posted by: browndog sitting in his stall at March 12, 2024 09:46 PM (TTAGa)

325 You can import vehicles over 25 years old legally. So a 1999 Hilux can be brought in.

The 12.7mm machine gun not so much.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 09:46 PM (IFNME)

326 I want a head like the heads they have on Easter Island
I want a big, strong forehead
I want to stand up tall


It's not for everyone.

Posted by: John Kerry at March 12, 2024 09:47 PM (ycI94)

327 Here Are Some Mugshots of 'White' Prisoners

https://tinyurl.com/379n3cda

Posted by: Archimedes at March 12, 2024 09:47 PM (CsUN+)

328 329 Pssst. It's Queensberry.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 12, 2024 09:45 PM (zdLoL)


And the Marquess.

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 09:48 PM (IFNME)

329 329 Pssst. It's Queensberry.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 12, 2024 09:45 PM (zdLoL)

You be right.
I'll now sit like Bill the Cat.
"Ack!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:48 PM (ynpvh)

330 339 329 Pssst. It's Queensberry.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 12, 2024 09:45 PM (zdLoL)

You be right.
I'll now sit like Bill the Cat.
"Ack!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:48 PM (ynpvh)

Oh, That's Doonesbury rules.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:48 PM (ynpvh)

331 @307

>>I love my Wrangler 4 dr but I got the model before they put a different motor in it and did some manufacturing in China.

The 3.6L Pentastar has been in the Wrangler since 2006, so you had the 4.0L Straight 6 model which was in Wranglers from something like 96 till the JK.

It was a bullet proof very rebuidlable engine.

Not much horsepower but solid.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2024 09:49 PM (XV/Pl)

332 The movie - Goblin Slayer: Goblin's Crown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShsvBa7os2A

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 09:50 PM (a5Q84)

333 Nearly 21 years after Carolyn Bessette married John F. Kennedy Jr. in an intimate, secret ceremony on an island just off the coast of Georgia, ...
.townandcountrymag.com

Posted by: Braenyard at March 12, 2024 09:51 PM (+w6RN)

334 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 12, 2024 09:51 PM (sAmhv)

335 342 The movie - Goblin Slayer: Goblin's Crown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShsvBa7os2A

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 12, 2024 09:50 PM (a5Q84)

Eh, Goblins are just misunderstood. They were just about to turn their lives around when heinously disemboweled and beheaded by those Whypeephole.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:52 PM (ynpvh)

336 @317

>>Seriously. How many miles do you intend to log ? Offroad ? And what are we talking about here ? Racing ? Rock climbing ?

I go to MOAB every few years, I off-road in the NE, I now own a 10 acre property that is essentially a state park and I enjoy owning, fixing, modding and driving off-road vehicles.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2024 09:53 PM (XV/Pl)

337 Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2024 09:49 PM (XV/Pl

I have the 2011 model with the 3.8L V6.

Posted by: Alizarin Crimson at March 12, 2024 09:53 PM (MNhXM)

338 Perfesser

Read any good books lately?

I read Rodney Dangerfield's "It's Not Easy Bein' Me." Funny. Lots of good stories. It takes about an hour & fifteen minutes to read.
Posted by: mnw at March 12, 2024 09:45 PM (NLIak)
---
Working my way through Book 3 of Ursula K. LeGuin's Earthsea books (The Farthest Shore). Not bad at all....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 12, 2024 09:54 PM (BpYfr)

339 A proper ice cave requires ice bats. Yeah, I know it's Iceland, but I'd be happy to donate to bring them some penguins.
Posted by: Penguin Pete at March 12, 2024 07:36 PM


Why does Evil always try to infiltrate under the disguise of Good?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2024 09:57 PM (a3Q+t)

340 RFK jr.s first campaign mgr was Dennis J. Kucinich who, on a balcony with Shirley MacLaine watched flying saucers. - (the extra-terrestrial kind not the Hillary Clinton kind)

Posted by: Braenyard at March 12, 2024 09:58 PM (+w6RN)

341 @347

>>I have the 2011 model with the 3.8L V6.

Oh that's right, the 3.6L V6 went into the 2012's and up.

You could throw a RIPP supercharger on it.

If I had to do it over again, I probably would have put a supercharger on my rig instead of doing the LS Swap.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2024 09:58 PM (XV/Pl)

342 349 A proper ice cave requires ice bats. Yeah, I know it's Iceland, but I'd be happy to donate to bring them some penguins.
Posted by: Penguin Pete at March 12, 2024 07:36 PM

Why does Evil always try to infiltrate under the disguise of Good?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 12, 2024 09:57 PM (a3Q+t)

Because it works on most of the people?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 12, 2024 09:58 PM (ynpvh)

343 My man Minshew is headed for the Raiders.
Sigh...not a Raiders fan but will put up with it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2024 09:43 PM (W/lyH)

-------------

If you haven't heard this funny Pat Godwin parody (on the Bob & Tom Show) of the Rolling Stones "Miss You" song -- "The Gardner Minshew Song" -- check this out:

https://is.gd/26puZ5

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 12, 2024 09:59 PM (S/101)

344 The 3.6L Pentastar has been in the Wrangler since 2006, so you had the 4.0L Straight 6 model which was in Wranglers from something like 96 till the JK.

It was a bullet proof very rebuidlable engine.

Not much horsepower but solid.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 12, 2024 09:49 PM (XV/Pl)


Agreed. I have a Comanche, a Cherokee and a Grand Cherokee all with that engine. Seems pretty reliable to me; haven't had to rebuild one yet.

Posted by: HTL at March 12, 2024 10:00 PM (KTBUQ)

345 350 RFK jr.s first campaign mgr was Dennis J. Kucinich who, on a balcony with Shirley MacLaine watched flying saucers. - (the extra-terrestrial kind not the Hillary Clinton kind)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 12, 2024 09:58 PM (+w6RN)


Trending toward the most entertaining outcome....

Posted by: blaster at March 12, 2024 10:01 PM (IFNME)

346 I forgot JFK, Jr. had indeed married, & his wife died with him in the plane crash.

He & his wife had no children.

Posted by: mnw at March 12, 2024 10:05 PM (NLIak)

347 nood

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 12, 2024 10:05 PM (IG4Id)

348 Thanks for new word: Quoit.

Posted by: mossomo at March 13, 2024 11:32 AM (x+lkv)

349 It's going to be end of mine day, but before ending I am reading this
impressive paragraph to improve my experience.

Posted by: explore at March 18, 2024 08:29 AM (9UlFN)

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