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Rhino Racing Cafe

oldharryrocks.jpg
Old Harry Rocks, UK
by Mads Peter Iversen/madspeteriversen_photography

So your wife, squier. She gets around, doesn't she?

-She's well-traveled.

I'll bet she is, I'll bet she is! Has she ever been to... Old Harry's Rocks, if you grasp my meaning?!

-Matter of fact, she has an aunt there.

An aunt! OOOOOH! Bet she does! Wink-wink nudge nudge, Squier. An aunt! Oooh, aren't you the lucky one?


Visiting hours at the animal hospital.

Kitten boops a full-grown dog, who isn't sure what this means.

Rescuing a sickly, skin-and-bones stray puppy.

I'm not sure this dumpling preparation area is up to code. They probably have the mice under control, though.

Smart dog realizes that discretion is the better part of valor.

To the Cat-Poles!

Horseplay at the beach.

Galloping horses. I think they might be paso finos.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:27 PM




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1 !

Posted by: runner at March 11, 2024 07:27 PM (V13WU)

2
Good evening

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 07:28 PM (PisyI)

3 PRIMO!! Yeeeessss!!

Posted by: runner at March 11, 2024 07:28 PM (V13WU)

4
You rock runner but do you also roll?

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 07:30 PM (PisyI)

5 @4 I do everything. In moderation.

Posted by: runner at March 11, 2024 07:31 PM (V13WU)

6
Lol

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 07:31 PM (PisyI)

7 Good evening horde. Now to the content...

Posted by: TRex at March 11, 2024 07:32 PM (IQ6Gq)

8 Top 10

Posted by: Jamaica at March 11, 2024 07:32 PM (IG7T0)

9 All right, Gus the Goat is just plain adorable.

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2024 07:33 PM (QExSK)

10
As for cats, there's booping and there's bopping. I say the dog got bopped.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at March 11, 2024 07:34 PM (I87yH)

11 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 11, 2024 07:34 PM (sAmhv)

12 I just noticed on google maps that Old Harry Rocks open up to Studland Bay.

Posted by: From about that Time at March 11, 2024 07:34 PM (4780s)

13 Whistling Dick
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Whistling Dick may refer to

+Whistling Dick (cannon), a Confederate cannon used at the Siege of Vicksburg
+Whistling Dick (mortar), a 15-inch Russian mortar used at the Battle of Malakoff during the Crimean War
+Richard Milburn, musician who composed the whistling tune, "Listen to the Mocking Bird"
+A sound of joy made by a happy Ewok.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 07:35 PM (2yu8s)

14 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2024 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

15 innit then? there you have it in a nutshell!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 07:36 PM (PFYt9)

16
Yes, Gus is adorable. My five year old grandson is named Augustus, Gus for short. He is a completely adorable boy.

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 07:36 PM (PisyI)

17 And you can stay at The Pig, a three star hotel on the beach in Studland.

Posted by: From about that Time at March 11, 2024 07:36 PM (4780s)

18 Awwwwww......

Nurse is gonna go crazy over that otter momma.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2024 07:37 PM (W/lyH)

19 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2024 07:37 PM (WXNFJ)

20 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2024 07:37 PM (T4tVD)

21 I like rescue videos but always cring when they start

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2024 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

22 Karma? A starving dog showed up here. He is the perfect fit for another Moron needing a livestock guard dog.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 07:39 PM (syiaM)

23 Hi, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 11, 2024 07:39 PM (OX9vb)

24 All right, Gus the Goat is just plain adorable.
Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2024 07:33 PM (QExSK)

And then, Gus grows up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 07:39 PM (R4t5M)

25 Sea otters! They are so sweet.

Did you know they are the keepers of the kelp forest? Without the sea otters, the sea urchins eat all the kelp and the beaches turn in to food deserts for the fish and other wildlife.

The coastline of northern Cali is starting to recover due to the voracious appetites of the otters.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2024 07:39 PM (w/Ngf)

26 Galloping horses. I think they might be paso finos.
--------
Do you mean "horse ballet"??

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 07:39 PM (2yu8s)

27 I'm thinking lamb chops.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2024 07:39 PM (W/lyH)

28 so to speak.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 07:39 PM (PFYt9)

29 Making some orange pound cake with some of those surplus oranges. As if I need that!

Smells delicious.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 11, 2024 07:40 PM (OX9vb)

30 What's wrong with river otters?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 07:41 PM (rWwta)

31 same dog you mentioned last week, BH ? the happy one?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 07:41 PM (PFYt9)

32
You only live once Dash. Enjoy.

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 07:41 PM (PisyI)

33 Paso's, wing footed little bastards.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 07:41 PM (syiaM)

34 Kids are all the same.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 11, 2024 07:43 PM (++4z6)

35 Making some orange pound cake with some of those surplus oranges. As if I need that!

Smells delicious.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

And I'm 7 hours away. Damn!!

I made a chocolate cheesecake yesterday for a dinner party. It was yummy if I do say so my self.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2024 07:45 PM (WXNFJ)

36 30 What's wrong with river otters?
Posted by: Northernlurker

They are nasty aggressive weasels and will attack you and tear your face off. And they smell bad.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2024 07:45 PM (w/Ngf)

37 sock_rat, that's the one. He had no training and in 30 minutes he went from learning to sit on command to sitting every time he walked up to his new partner.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 07:45 PM (syiaM)

38 Karma? A starving dog showed up here. He is the perfect fit for another Moron needing a livestock guard dog.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 07:39 PM (syiaM)

Let's see...
To Do List:

Sell house
Sell BMW
Search for farm
Buy farm
Buy tractor
Fix fences
Buy livestock
Find livestock guard dog

I think not.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2024 07:46 PM (W/lyH)

39 Mmmm...chocolate cheesecake...

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 11, 2024 07:46 PM (OX9vb)

40 Parent Golden visiting puppy Golden at the hospital made me go Awww.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 07:46 PM (rWwta)

41 Rhino Racing Cafe
—Disinformation Expert Ace


Bet on the one that takes the biggest shit at the starting lineup.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 07:47 PM (ENQN6)

42 dogs know

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 07:47 PM (PFYt9)

43 Rescuing a sickly, skin-and-bones stray puppy.

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man." -- Mark Twain

Posted by: mikeski at March 11, 2024 07:48 PM (DgGvY)

44 Parent Golden visiting puppy Golden at the hospital made me go Awww.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 07:46 PM (rWwta)


Yeah.
Same here.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2024 07:48 PM (W/lyH)

45 Diogenes, when you already have the livestock a guard dog is insurance.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 07:48 PM (syiaM)

46 Here is a cute squirrel tale. Sorry it is a Fakebook link.

https://fbook.cc/5BEO

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 07:48 PM (aD39U)

47 They are nasty aggressive weasels and will attack you and tear your face off. And they smell bad.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2024 07:45 PM (w/Ngf)

you forgot the surprise anal

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 07:48 PM (ENQN6)

48
Grandchildren rock.

We live across the street from son and daughter in law and the grandchildren.

Gus comes over, knocks on the door, I answer and he says "Hi, it's me, Gus. My heart melts.

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 07:49 PM (PisyI)

49 that's considered a bonus in certain circles ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 07:50 PM (PFYt9)

50 Diogenes, when you already have the livestock a guard dog is insurance.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 07:48 PM (syiaM)


Agreed.
But by the time I did all that other stuff, I'll be ready for the old folks home.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2024 07:50 PM (W/lyH)

51 Visiting hours at the animal hospital.


That shaved leg looks like a bone.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 07:50 PM (aD39U)

52 All those white rocks and not a single Rock of Color.

Do better, Harry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 11, 2024 07:50 PM (+myjY)

53 That Jack Russell is a disgrace to his breed. He runs from a cat?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2024 07:51 PM (LkLld)

54 mikeski, truth. Some good food and attention this dog immediately became protective. He was a better protector in a week than my two shulbs.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 07:51 PM (syiaM)

55
& rightly so, 4S ... this is how our species prospered all these years.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 07:52 PM (PFYt9)

56 I'm not sure this dumpling preparation area is up to code.

There's not only cat on the dumpling, there is cat IN the dumpling, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 07:52 PM (aD39U)

57 Gus la cabra es mucho bueno. Mas, por favor.

Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2024 07:52 PM (NxC5+)

58 Gus comes over, knocks on the door, I answer and he says "Hi, it's me, Gus. My heart melts.
Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 07:49 PM (PisyI)

Aw.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 11, 2024 07:53 PM (OX9vb)

59 Bet on the one that takes the biggest shit at the starting lineup.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Not a bad strategy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 07:53 PM (R4t5M)

60 That Jack Russell is a disgrace to his breed. He runs from a cat?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2024 07:51 PM (LkLld)


My Ol Joe is half Jack Russell terrorist. He had exactly the same reaction to the first cat he encountered. He's a wimp.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2024 07:53 PM (W/lyH)

61 Rhino Racing Cafe
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace


I saw Rhino Racing open for Hippotraktor at Elephant In The Room, just last year.

https://youtu.be/xSDCGaPVGWI

Posted by: mikeski at March 11, 2024 07:55 PM (DgGvY)

62 When a cat gets worked into a frenzy, yeah, better get away.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 11, 2024 07:55 PM (KAi1n)

63 Jack Russell's are Alf's. Aggressive little flunky's

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 07:56 PM (syiaM)

64 All those white rocks and not a single Rock of Color.

-

(tries to think of igneous and indigenous joke)

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 11, 2024 07:56 PM (AIJ3L)

65 Spearmint Rhino>>Racing Rhino

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 07:57 PM (ENQN6)

66 All those white rocks and not a single Rock of Color.


That's not very gneiss.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 07:57 PM (R4t5M)

67 Not a bad strategy.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 07:53 PM (R4t5M)

look for the pony

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 07:58 PM (ENQN6)

68
Continuing on The Grey...

Again, I liked the movie. Good writing and acting. Great scenery and cinemaphotography and all that. The ending was "good" in so much as it was proper or appropriate. But...the ending put it on the Unrewatchable Movie List.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 07:59 PM (XVexH)

69 They are nasty aggressive weasels and will attack you and tear your face off. And they smell bad.
Posted by: nurse ratched

you forgot the surprise anal
Posted by: rhennigantx


If you just had your face torn off, I'm not sure if anal would be surprising or not.

Posted by: mikeski at March 11, 2024 07:59 PM (DgGvY)

70 That walking horse should move to Tennessee.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:00 PM (aD39U)

71 Karma? A starving dog showed up here. He is the perfect fit for another Moron needing a livestock guard dog.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 07:39 PM (syiaM)

Nice !

Good on ya BenHad !

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2024 08:00 PM (T4tVD)

72 >>My Ol Joe is half Jack Russell terrorist. He had exactly the same reaction to the first cat he encountered. He's a wimp.

My mom had a bunch. It's funny, they always gave the barn cats a wide berth.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2024 08:00 PM (LkLld)

73 Cafe! Woot!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 11, 2024 08:00 PM (tkR6S)

74 Rhino Hippodrome

Rhinodrome

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 08:00 PM (ENQN6)

75
You know what else I re-watched? I shall tell you.

The Forbidden Kingdom. Really good and certainly rewatchable.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:01 PM (XVexH)

76 Continuing on The Grey...

Again, I liked the movie. Good writing and acting. Great scenery and cinemaphotography and all that. The ending was "good" in so much as it was proper or appropriate. But...the ending put it on the Unrewatchable Movie List.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 07:59 PM (XVexH)


Ottway has skills, honed over many years, that make him a nightmare to wolves.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:01 PM (aD39U)

77 I saw / heard two news items of interest in the past hour: (1) we're apparently spending a bunch of money on a multi-national force and humanitarian aid for Haiti (i.e. grift for the Democrats in general and the Clintons specifically); and (2) a Boeing whistleblower who didn't show up for a subsequent day of depositions was found dead of a "self-inflicted" GSW. All I could think of was the old Blackadder line about the person who "accidentally, brutally cut off his own head while combing his hair."

Posted by: PabloD at March 11, 2024 08:01 PM (zqwN3)

78 LOL Pablo

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 08:02 PM (PFYt9)

79 A surge in the last century in the sea otter population, however,
killed off the commercial abalone industry along the central and
southern California coast and made it hard for sport divers to find
any abalones, let alone large, 12-inch ones. Many divers,
fishermen and even wildlife biologists worry that the otter is driving the abalone to extinction.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at March 11, 2024 08:03 PM (pzmOq)

80 Speaking of animals coconut cabs terrify me.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 08:03 PM (rWwta)

81
Years ago I worked for a roofing company that had their office in their home. This was in Florida. They had the most annoying Jack Russell ever. He would get under the deck and get stuck. I would call owner and tell her. She told me I had to crawl under the deck and get him out. I told her she could fuck off with that. Where we lived there were alot of snakes and gators. I quit that job, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 08:03 PM (PisyI)

82 10,000 troops? That's malarkey! You might as well send a Ma Barker football team to the World Cup.

When I ordered the D-Day landings, I sent more than 150,000 of those Pillsbury Doughboys, and January 6th was way worse than June 6th, jack! There were 10,000 casualties on that day alone, and all of 'em were my sainted son Bo. Named him after my best friend's dog, because he was so loyal.

Anyway, the blood of both those days is on your hands, America. Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at March 11, 2024 08:04 PM (0FoWg)

83
Ottway has skills, honed over many years, that make him a nightmare to wolves.
Posted by: G'rump928


Shirley you jest and mock ol' Leem.

But Leem, much like Nick Cage, Tom Cruise, Denzel, and JCVD, usually deliver solid entertainment.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:05 PM (XVexH)

84 Is the series Monarch: Legacy of Monsters any good?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:05 PM (aD39U)

85
gotta wonder how much waterboarding or medievalism that whistleblower got before the " "self-inflicted" GSW" , amirite?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 08:05 PM (PFYt9)

86
Am I going to watch all twelve "Taken" iterations? Hell nah, bro! One was enough. But Leem's movies rarely disappoint.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:06 PM (XVexH)

87 Shirley you jest and mock ol' Leem.


No, I imagine he won the fight with the wolves.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:06 PM (aD39U)

88 We live in the stupidest of times...

‘Red Sonja’ Star Says Reboot Film Will Avoid the “Male Gaze” of Comic Fans

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2024 08:06 PM (IG4Id)

89
Is the series Monarch: Legacy of Monsters any good?
Posted by: G'rump928


I don't know.
Is the Shogun series any good?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:06 PM (XVexH)

90 Did you see the movie where Leem forgot his skills?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:06 PM (aD39U)

91 Is the Shogun series any good?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:06 PM (XVexH)



I've downloaded three episodes of 'gun, but haven't watched them.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:07 PM (aD39U)

92 Speaking of animals coconut cabs terrify me.
Posted by: Northernlurker


Pumpkin carriages ain't no picnic, either.

Posted by: Cinderella at March 11, 2024 08:07 PM (DgGvY)

93 Red Sonja’ Star Says Reboot Film Will Avoid the “Male Gaze” of Comic Fans
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Then why anyone bother to watch?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 08:07 PM (rWwta)

94
No, I imagine he won the fight with the wolves.
Posted by: G'rump928


Me too.

"Once more unto the fray..."

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:08 PM (XVexH)

95 Justin too:

Anti-Taxxer @colossusPhD
Canada sent a $123 million to Haiti and 2 weeks later cannibal gangs are eating people.

The most powerful gang leader is named “Barbecue.”

I am not making this up.
------
Caribbean cuisine.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 08:08 PM (2yu8s)

96 Horses are not Paso Finos. Most likely Icelandics.

Posted by: Nunya Bizness at March 11, 2024 08:08 PM (tyaIS)

97 ‘Red Sonja’ Star Says Reboot Film Will Avoid the “Male Gaze” of Comic Fans
Posted by: weft cut-loop


I'm betting it'll avoid any box-office take, too.

Posted by: mikeski at March 11, 2024 08:09 PM (DgGvY)

98 Speaking of animals coconut cabs terrify me.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 08:03 PM (rWwta)

What's a coconut cab ?

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2024 08:09 PM (T4tVD)

99
Did you see the movie where Leem forgot his skills?
Posted by: G'rump928


LOL, I saw that yesterday on IMDB, but passed on DL'ing it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:09 PM (XVexH)

100 Taken 1, I'd have let the mob have her annoying ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 08:09 PM (syiaM)

101 LOL, I saw that yesterday on IMDB, but passed on DL'ing it.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:09 PM (XVexH)



It is actually an interesting premise.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:10 PM (aD39U)

102 Many divers,
fishermen and even wildlife biologists worry that the otter is driving the abalone to extinction.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism

Surprise?

Posted by: SFGoth at March 11, 2024 08:10 PM (KAi1n)

103 I download Oak Island for the wife. She is fascinated with the show.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:11 PM (aD39U)

104
Yeah, I'm done with all the Movies That Save The Daughter genre.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:11 PM (XVexH)

105 I really should be in lights out time.
The power outage this morning didn't kill my hash but the TV set box looks dead.

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2024 08:12 PM (fwDg9)

106 JT, a coconut cab is pulled by two guys clapping coconut shells together.

Posted by: Eromero at March 11, 2024 08:13 PM (NxC5+)

107
Speaking of animals coconut cabs terrify me.
Posted by: Northernlurker

What's a coconut cab ?
Posted by: JT


Public transportation in Bikini Bottom.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2024 08:14 PM (63Dwl)

108
I really should be in lights out time.
Posted by: Skip


Are you living in 1943 London?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:14 PM (XVexH)

109 What's a coconut cab ?
Posted by: JT

https://youtube.com/shorts/4i2MR3wMsJY?si=wNDMTR21iPxo05Ce

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 08:15 PM (rWwta)

110 Are you living in 1943 London?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:14 PM (XVexH)



It would be 1AM there.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:15 PM (aD39U)

111 66 All those white rocks and not a single Rock of Color.


That's not very gneiss.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 07:57 PM (R4t5M)
----
Could have boiled or roasted the ochre for lunch ..... just saying.

Posted by: Ciampino - You can fix a broken pizza using tomato paste at March 11, 2024 08:15 PM (qfLjt)

112 Goats are hilarious! Anyone have goats!?

No, not you Mohammed.

Posted by: White Christian Nationalist ...whatever at March 11, 2024 08:16 PM (CuBOv)

113
It is actually an interesting premise.
Posted by: G'rump928


Speaking of...I did DL "The Commuter" because it intrigued me. We'll see.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:16 PM (XVexH)

114 download Oak Island for the wife. She is fascinated with the show.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:11 PM (aD39U)

I often play it on YouTube whip I'm falling asleep.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 08:16 PM (rWwta)

115
I love nighttime. Hubby is in bed and the dogs are quiet. I get so much stuff done at night.

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 08:16 PM (PisyI)

116 Many divers, fishermen and even wildlife biologists worry that the otter is driving the abalone to extinction.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism


It's a short drive when you're immobile.

Also, wikipedia on abalones:

The animal has fimbriated head lobes and side lobes that are fimbriated and cirrated. The radula has small median teeth, and the lateral teeth are single and beam-like. They have about 70 uncini, with denticulated hooks, the first four very large.

.....the Turbo Encabulator guy wrote that, right?

Posted by: mikeski at March 11, 2024 08:17 PM (DgGvY)

117 King of The Hammers is on MavTV, can't quite figure out what year it's from.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2024 08:17 PM (XV/Pl)

118 That is one sick puppy.

Posted by: eleven at March 11, 2024 08:18 PM (iziT8)

119 Speaking of...I did DL "The Commuter" because it intrigued me. We'll see.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:16 PM (XVexH)



I literally lost interest five minutes in. Maybe I'll go back and watch it if you give a good review.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:19 PM (aD39U)

120 The sea otter is chiefly distinguishable from the common species by its hind feet being hairy, and the tail being only one fourth part as long as the body.

A considerable trade in sea-otters' skins is carried on betwixt Russia and other nations. The Kamtschadales barter them with the Cossacks, and they with the Russian merchants. The Chinese are the principal purchasers of them from the Russians; and they pay for them at the rate of from seventy to a hundred rubles each.

Posted by: Otter Facts at March 11, 2024 08:19 PM (vFG9F)

121 Been to London many times
Bedtime and up early
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2024 08:19 PM (fwDg9)

122 He was a better protector in a week than my two shulbs.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 07:51 PM (syiaM)


BH, I think I told you he was going to be a smart one!
He wants to work to keep the good life!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 11, 2024 08:19 PM (hOUT3)

123 four seasons, some ME time is a good thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 08:19 PM (syiaM)

124
Sleep well Skip.

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 08:20 PM (PisyI)

125 I sometimes wonder, would Monty Python be half as funny if one is raised in Britain?

Seems to me half their stuff is just British people being British. Sounds funny to us, but is it? Is it really that funny?

I don't care, but I do wonder.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2024 08:20 PM (mDDGh)

126 Brit actors do a better American accent than Americans faking a British accent.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:21 PM (aD39U)

127 If I fail asleep halfway through an episode of Oak Island it doesn't matter because they are all alike.
Rick gets passionate..Marty gets focused, Gary gets excited about a trinket and some guy has a bizarre theory.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 08:21 PM (rWwta)

128 We have a picture actually titled "Hairy Rocks" and we can't have a secret link to something mildly dirty?

I am disappoint.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 11, 2024 08:21 PM (MkXxR)

129 C Hrothgar, you were right. I have never seen a

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 08:22 PM (syiaM)

130 I love nighttime. Hubby is in bed and the dogs are quiet. I get so much stuff done at night.
Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 08:16 PM (PisyI)

That's Saturday morning, for me. No tv while the Mr. sleeps late. Not that I get much done, then. Just hang around drinking coffee with the horde.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 11, 2024 08:22 PM (OX9vb)

131 I hear singing in the media room. I am guessing that American Idol is back.

Mrs928 loves that shit.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:22 PM (aD39U)

132 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2024 08:23 PM (T4tVD)

133 American Idol is why we ended up at the Pittsburgh Pride homo event.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:23 PM (aD39U)

134 *yawns*

*farts*

*last shot of Svedka, washed down with a Hamms.
*The Beer Refreshing!*

most refreshing beer I ever had was at the Berghoff in July / Aug 1978 (?) ...
whipped the delivery van into Monkey Wards loading zone across the street, flipped on the blinkys, told the kid "come with me" ...
slow (hot) afternoon; walk in the door, Tim is on the bar, "two darks" says I ... frosted steins from the freezer; I drained the first one in about 3 multi-gulps & signaled "again" ... the second one went a little slower, and being on the 29 pathway for the first time I made it back to the workplace intact, lol. but those days are gone where the woodbine twineth.

innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 08:23 PM (PFYt9)

135 Crap. Continuing on--- dog pick up a command so fast and transfer it into a non spoken response.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 08:24 PM (syiaM)

136
Brit actors do a better American accent than Americans faking a British accent.
Posted by: G'rump928


But no one can do a southern accent.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:24 PM (XVexH)

137 American Idol is why we ended up at the Pittsburgh Pride homo event.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at

Did that help you hit the high notes?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 08:25 PM (rWwta)

138 yeah, that's how i feel about early mornings, 4S

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 08:26 PM (PFYt9)

139 135 Crap. Continuing on--- dog pick up a command so fast and transfer it into a non spoken response.
Posted by: Ben Had


So glad he is is such a smart one! Sounds like he's a keeper.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 11, 2024 08:26 PM (hOUT3)

140 Report completely discredits story of Trump grabbing wheel of limo to go to Jan 6th demonstration.

NY Times: Testimony Fleshes Out Account of Trump's Demand to Go to Capitol on Jan. 6

Posted by: Candidus at March 11, 2024 08:26 PM (CqK30)

141
Ben, yes, it is so important. When I have a project going I don't like interruptions. We are retired, so it is no problem being up most of the night.

There is a saying about being retired, "We married for life, but not for lunch".

Find something to do, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 08:26 PM (PisyI)

142 The galloping horses. The Mongols roll with a similar breed pony. I liked the movie with Tony Curtis and Yule Brenner Taras Bulba. After I saw that movie it was many years before I watched a documentary of Mongol life. They're kind of like Eskimos on pony's.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at March 11, 2024 08:27 PM (o5a5v)

143 Are you living in 1943 London?
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:14 PM (XVexH)

It would be 1AM there.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:15 PM (aD39U)

I can sleep through the bombing, the air raid sirens. It's the silence that keeps me awake.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2024 08:28 PM (Ur2fJ)

144 sock_rat, I get this because it is like mowing pastures on the tractor for me. Peace

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 08:28 PM (syiaM)

145 I think Irish accents are really hard. Everyone wants to a Keebler elf but very few sound anything like that.
And Australian accents are much subtler and varied than the bogan accent.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 08:28 PM (rWwta)

146 Did that help you hit the high notes?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 08:25 PM (rWwta)


Mrs928 liked that Adam Homo that won one year, or maybe came in 2nd. He was headlining the event and we were going to be next door in WV so we bought tickets. The guy was 2 hours late, and totally plastered when he got there so he didn't even start until near midnight. By that time the real freaks had come out. I'm talking buttfuckery in the streets freaks.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:28 PM (aD39U)

147 But no one can do a southern accent.
Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:24 PM (XVexH)

Or, they can do one, but they do the completely wrong one. I don't remember what I watched where this happened, but the character was supposed to be from Kentucky, and was speaking in a (not great) old time Charleston, SC accent. They are not even close.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 11, 2024 08:29 PM (OX9vb)

148 Oh yeah, I think that Adam Homo is now the singer for Queen.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:29 PM (aD39U)

149 No male gaze at Tanya Roberts's magnificent rack? Not likely.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 08:30 PM (R4t5M)

150 C Hrothgar, he went to another Moron that needed him with a warranty
If he didn't work out I would take him back

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 08:30 PM (syiaM)

151 Australians pronounce vowel sounds in impossible ways.

Posted by: eleven at March 11, 2024 08:30 PM (iziT8)

152 117 King of The Hammers is on MavTV, can't quite figure out what year it's from.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2024 08:17 PM
***
What a crazy event. Always wanted to get there in person while we lived in SoCal, but logistics are not friendly. Never made it.

Posted by: TRex at March 11, 2024 08:31 PM (IQ6Gq)

153
btw, if that Squid Game show was such a huge hit, why aren't they making it anymore?

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:32 PM (XVexH)

154 150 C Hrothgar, he went to another Moron that needed him with a warranty
If he didn't work out I would take him back
Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 08:30 PM (syiaM)


Pup could not have imagined a better outcome!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 11, 2024 08:33 PM (hOUT3)

155 peace to you too, BH, and i'll pray for you to get a few days w/o any emergencies! (real peace, innit?)

or in the immortal words of (the original) Tiny Tim:

G*d bless us every one!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 08:33 PM (PFYt9)

156
I've heard Brit actors do impeccable Southern accents. One such actress I remember was on Jay Leno I think. He asked her to do a Southern accent.

She asked "Which one?" indicating she knew what she was about. She did three or four different ones, and schooled Leno on the differences.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 11, 2024 08:33 PM (w6EFb)

157 125
Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2024 08:20 PM (mDDGh)
----
Yes, Monty Python is funny to Brits. That's why it was on the telly. They didn't make it for the US (we are notorious for not understanding British humor - it's not (cream pie) in your face as our humor).
See also The Goon Show (BBC).

Posted by: Ciampino - You can fix a broken pizza using tomato paste? at March 11, 2024 08:34 PM (qfLjt)

158 sock_rat, you have to know that your hiking is a heart memory for me everyday.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 08:35 PM (syiaM)

159 125 I sometimes wonder, would Monty Python be half as funny if one is raised in Britain?

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2024 08:20 PM
***
Requires a certain sense of humor regardless of your geography. Binary result - funny if it hits the mark but nothing when it misses. The accent adds a presentation element for those not used so it in everyday life, but the underlying humor still needs to hold.

She turned me into a newt! I got better...

Posted by: TRex at March 11, 2024 08:36 PM (IQ6Gq)

160 British humor is almost entirely about awkwardness.

Posted by: eleven at March 11, 2024 08:38 PM (iziT8)

161 Yes, Monty Python is funny to Brits. That's why it was on the telly. They didn't make it for the US (we are notorious for not understanding British humor - it's not (cream pie) in your face as our humor).
See also The Goon Show (BBC).
Posted by: Ciampino - You can fix a broken pizza using tomato paste? at March 11, 2024 08:34 PM (qfLjt)

It wasn't on very long.

Personally, I think most British humor is shite.

It's not more sophisticated, especially standups. British men are like American women who try to do standup. We think it's funny cuz they're being crude, and it sounds funny when crude things come out of THAT mouth.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2024 08:38 PM (ewlbo)

162
The old proper Charleston accent is dying out. People that still speak are in their 80s and 90s.

Charleston and Savannah had very unique accents due to being closer to the British due to being port cities. I forget the details, but I read a fascinating article on that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 11, 2024 08:38 PM (w6EFb)

163 Close all dog parks! Open rhino parks!

Posted by: Time For Change at March 11, 2024 08:39 PM (V5BDR)

164 The old proper Charleston accent is dying out. People that still speak are in their 80s and 90s.

That's a shame. I love the way they say Suh.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:40 PM (aD39U)

165 BNO News @BNONews 2h
BREAKING: Boeing whistleblower John Barnett, who raised concern about production standards, found dead in apparent suicide

R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 2h
🚨#BREAKING: A former Boeing employee whistleblower has been found dead
📌#SouthCarolina | #USA
According to the BBC, John Barnett, a former Boeing employee known for raising concerns about the firm's production standards, has been found dead in Charleston County, South Carolina. Barnett had worked for Boeing for 32 years until his retirement in 2017. In the days before his death, he had been providing evidence in a whistleblower lawsuit against the company. The 62-year-old died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound on March 9, and police are investigating the incident.

🚨#UPDATE: Reports indicate that he was found dead in his hotel room right before his third day of depositions as a key witness in the case against Boeing. Some sources are reporting that he was found dead in his truck from a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 08:40 PM (2yu8s)

166
So, in our almost fifty years of marriage we have had lots of dogs. The crazy one was a cocker spaniel. We don't miss her. She was a nightmare. All of the rest of the dogs thst owned us we still miss.

We wish we still had them.

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 08:40 PM (PisyI)

167 Orange pound cake....chocolate cheesecake...I think I need to volunteer to be the taste tester!

Posted by: Grateful at March 11, 2024 08:41 PM (IQ6Gq)

168 163 Close all dog parks! Open rhino parks!

Posted by: Time For Change at March 11, 2024 08:39 PM
***

Yeah!!!

Posted by: Rhinoceroses at March 11, 2024 08:41 PM (IQ6Gq)

169 btw, if that Squid Game show was such a huge hit, why aren't they making it anymore?
Posted by: Soothsayer


I think they are making a 2nd season. The problem is turnaround times have increased because of the coof.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2024 08:42 PM (IG4Id)

170 I understand Monty Python was also popular in Germany.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 08:42 PM (2yu8s)

171 #UPDATE: Reports indicate that he was found dead in his hotel room right before his third day of depositions as a key witness in the case against Boeing. Some sources are reporting that he was found dead in his truck from a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 08:40 PM (2yu8s)


I find this odd. Was there a confession suicide note?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:42 PM (aD39U)

172 Most Monty Python sketches don't work anymore for me except for the Biggus Dicjlkus scene. That still makes me laugh.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 08:42 PM (rWwta)

173 Perhaps typed and unsigned.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:43 PM (aD39U)

174 No male gaze at Tanya Roberts's magnificent rack? Not likely.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 08:30 PM (R4t5M)

Where?? I'll gladly gaze. Magnificent don't do it justice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2024 08:43 PM (VwHCD)

175 162
The old proper Charleston accent is dying out. People that still speak are in their 80s and 90s.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 11, 2024 08:38 PM (w6EFb)

First time I heard it, I was a teenager and some guys from Charleston were working some kind of construction near my small Ohio town. And frequented my grandfather's gravel pit, where I was working in the office. I was quite smitten with one of them.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 11, 2024 08:43 PM (OX9vb)

176 & on that note, g'night everyone!

early run to home despot? mebbe ...

todays hike rocked; 4 miles; just right temp, Miyazaki sky; not very contemplative, but kicked it all the same, close to the mph I could have done back last century and that's real important this year onnacounta some fairly challenging ham radio things I want to do.

awreddy said g'night, right?

g'night!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 08:43 PM (PFYt9)

177 Little know fact: It was mostly women that beat back the German attack on Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Ripley at March 11, 2024 08:43 PM (PTDkx)

178
Accent map of the US:
https://aschmann.net/AmEng/

That's a mess. Click on the larger map version and you can see the detail.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 11, 2024 08:44 PM (w6EFb)

179 I understand Monty Python was also popular in Germany.

Yep. I have an old VHS tape laying about the place with the Monty Python Fliegender Zirkus episodes on it.

Got to figure out where I parked the damned thing.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 11, 2024 08:44 PM (/HDaX)

180 Mongolian ponies, Ace.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 11, 2024 08:45 PM (3AwA+)

181 That's a shame. I love the way they say Suh.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:40 PM (aD39U)

And HUR-uh-cuhn (hurricane)

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 11, 2024 08:45 PM (OX9vb)

182 Accent map of the US:
https://aschmann.net/AmEng/

That's a mess. Click on the larger map version and you can see the detail.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 11, 2024 08:44 PM (w6EFb)


Decatur Alabama shares an accent with French Lick Ohio?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:45 PM (aD39U)

183 My neighbor has a King Charles Spaniel.

Prettiest dog I think I've ever seen.

Posted by: eleven at March 11, 2024 08:46 PM (iziT8)

184 Leading Report @LeadingReport 47m
BREAKING: The Weaponization Select Committee has requested that the CIA turnover all documents related to their effort to illegally surveil the Trump campaign prior to 2016.
https://tinyurl.com/4b5ubnuj

Leading Report @LeadingReport 4h
BREAKING: Rep. Jim Jordan sent a letter to FBI director Christopher Wray threatening to hold him in contempt if the bureau does not turn over communications related to the Hunter Biden laptop story, as well as the names of key personnel who participated in secret meetings with social media companies ahead of the 2020 election

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 08:46 PM (2yu8s)

185 Disturbing. I had assumed the Decatur-Huntsville shrill nasal twang was a one off.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:47 PM (aD39U)

186 HAH~!

@MacroEdgeRes 1h
The first project approved in San Francisco to convert vacant commercial space into housing in the wake of the pandemic has defaulted.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2024 08:47 PM (IG4Id)

187
The 62-year-old died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound...

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:48 PM (XVexH)

188 Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi @ElectionLegal 11h
Y'all called Shaun King Talcum X so much that he became a Muslim

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 08:49 PM (2yu8s)

189 The 62-year-old died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound...

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Soothsayer at March 11, 2024 08:48 PM (XVexH)

TPTB are just mailing it in now. They don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 08:50 PM (R4t5M)

190 awwwww, BH, I'wl post about it more just for you ... awwww

can't remember last time anyone said something so ... idunnowhat

but that touched me right to the heart.

*(silent idunnowhat)* {{{ }}}

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 08:50 PM (PFYt9)

191 sock_rat_eez: are you looking at getting into POTA / SOTA? I'm hoping to do some of both when the weather gets a little better. I had aspirations of activating our most challenging local mountain on my (mumble-mumblety) birthday, but I don't think that's going to happen. I am improving my CW so I can at least carry QRP gear up a hill...

Posted by: PabloD at March 11, 2024 08:51 PM (zqwN3)

192 🚨#UPDATE: Reports indicate that he was found dead in his hotel room right before his third day of depositions as a key witness in the case against Boeing. Some sources are reporting that he was found dead in his truck from a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 08:40 PM (2yu8s)

I'm waiting for the THIRD report, where he was found in the woods, a good 3 miles away from the gun he used to shoot himself with.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2024 08:52 PM (GtZ7X)

193 36
'attack you and tear your face off. And they smell bad.'

Hard to smell without a face.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 11, 2024 08:55 PM (roH4R)

194 134 *yawns*

*farts*

*last shot of Svedka, washed down with a Hamms.
*The Beer Refreshing!*

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at March 11, 2024 08:56 PM (8sMut)

195 Never Forget:

https://is.gd/add4iq


Posted by: Braenyard at March 11, 2024 08:56 PM (gZ9hV)

196 Hard to smell without a face.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 11, 2024 08:55 PM (roH4R)

Dr. Half Glass Full, more like.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 11, 2024 08:57 PM (GtZ7X)

197 Ah. It looks like the whistleblower's body has already been cremated. Well, he wasn't supposed to be cremated, but shit happens.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 08:57 PM (R4t5M)

198 Here's some recordings from SC, including a couple of 90 year olds from Charleston:

https://tinyurl.com/2xhv5l9l

That's the old Charleston accent.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 11, 2024 08:57 PM (w6EFb)

199 177 Little know fact: It was mostly women that beat back the German attack on Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Ripley at March 11, 2024 08:43 PM (PTDkx)

Don't you forget it!

Posted by: Weather Girls virtue signaling in purple on March 14 at March 11, 2024 08:57 PM (8sMut)

200 A few days late but...

Quote Rob Reiner @robreiner · Mar 7
President Joseph R. Biden kicked ass.

Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne
The bar for Joe is lower than your tits hang.

2:33 AM Mar 8, 2024 · 753.4K Views; 5,703 Reposts; 443 Quotes; 37.8K Likes; 217 Bookmarks

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 08:59 PM (2yu8s)

201 lol Pablo, same here ...
been doing that for a year or so now ... if your cw is still iffy try qrp ssb; it can be difficult, but still, radio out in the parks? does it get better than this?
self spotting on pota site can rly be useful.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 08:59 PM (PFYt9)

202 damn right mao

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 09:00 PM (PFYt9)

203 178
Accent map of the US:
https://aschmann.net/AmEng/

That's a mess. Click on the larger map version and you can see the detail.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 11, 2024 08:44 PM (w6EFb)

My father was from IL. Mom's from Germany. No chance to develop an accent. Every time I go up north I hear somebody ask me where's my accent when I say I'm from TX.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2024 09:00 PM (8sMut)

204 @192

>>I'm waiting for the THIRD report, where he was found in the woods, a good 3 miles away from the gun he used to shoot himself with.

Ersatze Zombie Epstein:Was his room full of blankets and did he have a broken hyoid bone?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 11, 2024 09:01 PM (XV/Pl)

205 You'd have to pay me a stiff premium to move to French Lick, Ohio.

Posted by: Embarrassing! at March 11, 2024 09:01 PM (V5BDR)

206 If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at March 11, 2024 08:56 PM (8sMut)

Shit through screen door an no hit wire!

Posted by: Confucious at March 11, 2024 09:01 PM (R4t5M)

207 holdin' it in is bad for your health!
ain't nobody told you that?
rly?


Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 09:01 PM (PFYt9)

208 You'd have to pay me a stiff premium to move to French Lick, Ohio.
Posted by: Embarrassing! at March 11, 2024 09:01 PM (V5BDR)



If they sound like Decatur, you will poke your eardrums with a pencil.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 09:03 PM (aD39U)

209 166
So, in our almost fifty years of marriage we have had lots of dogs. The crazy one was a cocker spaniel. We don't miss her. She was a nightmare. All of the rest of the dogs thst owned us we still miss.

We wish we still had them.
Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 08:40 PM (PisyI)

Why do I like dogs? Primarily the two toy poodles I grew up with. I miss those rascals.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2024 09:03 PM (8sMut)

210
We live 2 miles from Ft. Jackson. We hear the announcements. Every night at 9 we hear Taps being played.

I tear up every time I hear it.

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 09:04 PM (PisyI)

211 He had evidence which could implicate Hillary in criminal negligence at Boeing. He was really screwed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2024 09:04 PM (0ND9+)

212 205 You'd have to pay me a stiff premium to move to French Lick, Ohio.
Posted by: Embarrassing! at March 11, 2024 09:01 PM (V5BDR)

How stiff for Big Bone Lick in Kentucky?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 11, 2024 09:04 PM (OX9vb)

213 That accent map is garbage - Cleveland's native accent is nothing like Columbus's.

I must say though, Eastern TN is rubbing off on me. I actually heard myself say "JewLie" 4th, "I'll tell you what. . . " and "How's your Momma" not long ago.

Holy cow.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2024 09:05 PM (WXNFJ)

214 sock_rat_eez, Pablo D.

Y'all know *way* more than I do about the world of Ham.

Because I know, damn near zero. But, I'm heading in that direction. Oddly prompted, because Herself New Dawn wants to cut Comcast out, as much as possible. But, my I.T. guru told me the OTR antenna (here in Galveston), needs a 20 ft. elevation, in order to see over the horizon to the Sugarland, TX area transmitters.

So, I've built the mast. Near the top, it has three 15", radial arms, spaced 120 degrees apart. One for the OTR TV (aimable) antenna. One for a full function weather station. One, vacant, maybe for a CB Base Station? And the top of the Main Pole, available for a HAM aerial of one kind or another.

I'm aiming for Technician and General, out of the gate.

So, given the frequencies available/forbidden at that level, is there an antenna design or type which might "best fit" those parameters? Omnidirectional, please. And, I'm *not* wanting to log contacts from all around the world. I'm just wanting functional comms, after hurricanes or such.

My email is in my nic. Replying here is fine too, of course. Thanks in advance for y'all's help!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
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Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2024 09:06 PM (e6UQI)

215 Those Old Harry Rocks are really neat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 11, 2024 09:07 PM (9yWhg)

216 I understand Monty Python was also popular in Germany.
Posted by: andycanuck

They didn't mention the war - so all was well.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2024 09:07 PM (WXNFJ)

217 Shameless.

She said that President Biden 'regrets' using the term. He did not apologize for using it.

I want to be really clear about something the President absolutely did not apologize. There was no apology anywhere in that conversation. He did not apologize. He used a different word. I think what we should be really clear about is the facts... I think is it unconscionable that there are some people who are playing politics with this young woman's tragic murder.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2024 09:07 PM (0ND9+)

218 Those Python fellows never really caught on in the States. Nobody ever talks about them. Relative unknowns, they are.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2024 09:09 PM (0ND9+)

219 196
'Dr. Half Glass Full, more like.'

I'll save that title for my autobiography.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 11, 2024 09:10 PM (roH4R)

220 Benny Hill >>>> Monty Python. Unpopular opinion here, I know.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 11, 2024 09:11 PM (9yWhg)

221 Biden wants to cut $300B/ yr out of the budget while also increasing spending by $3T/ yr. And calls it a victory because he cuts the deficit by $3T over 10 years.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2024 09:14 PM (0ND9+)

222 replied jim

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 09:16 PM (PFYt9)

223 The Communists only had 5 year plans.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 11, 2024 09:17 PM (syiaM)

224

If you like tits and ass, yes, Benny Hill is for you.

Monty Python is very clever and is the better of the two.;'

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 09:18 PM (PisyI)

225 Ah, Michael MacDonald in the sidebar.

I would rather watch Beautician and the Beast ... I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than listen to Michael MacDonald. Nothing against him, but if I hear Yah-Mo B There one more time, I'm going to Yah-Mo burn this place to the ground.

Posted by: David at Smart Tech at March 11, 2024 09:18 PM (J8VrE)

226 She's always thinking.

Pam Keith, Esq.
@PamKeithFL
·
Follow
My succession plan:

A) Joe & Kamala win in Nov
B) Dem House & Senate expand the SCOTUS to 13
C) Joe appoints Kamala to SCOTUS
D) names Newsome as VP
E) Joe steps down in 2026
F) Gavin becomes POTUS
G) Names Pete Buttigieg as VP
H) They run as wildly successful incumbents in ‘28

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 11, 2024 09:19 PM (FVME7)

227 general is minimum for the long-distance-useful HF bands

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 09:19 PM (PFYt9)

228 Hey Man I was talking to Jimi Hendrix the other day and he Joey My man remember Woodstock back 1969. Yea I got up and said "Hey Jimi" let's play the Star Spangled Banner" on Electric Guitars. I led off and Jimi join me later. Hey man that God's honest truth !!! Just ask Angelo from Amtrak ........

Posted by: Joe "Stratocaster" Biden at March 11, 2024 09:20 PM (rcLES)

229
French Lick is in Indiana.

Morons.

Posted by: Auspex at March 11, 2024 09:20 PM (j4U/Z)

230 I want to be really clear about something the President absolutely did not apologize. There was no apology anywhere in that conversation. He did not apologize. He used a different word.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
---
Here’s what Biden said when he was asked the “regret” question by anchor Jonathan Capehart while in Atlanta, Georgia:
---

Maybe they don't have good hearing?
“I shouldn’t have used illegal, it’s undocumented,” he said.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 11, 2024 09:20 PM (Y8Oq4)

231 @226 - *spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 09:20 PM (PFYt9)

232 understand Monty Python was also popular in Germany.
Posted by: andycanuck

They didn't mention the war - so all was well.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2024 09:07 PM (WXNFJ)

https://youtu.be/Qklvh5Cp_Bs?si=DbVqik2JLMmyG8tE

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 09:20 PM (rWwta)

233 Whistling Dick
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Whistling Dick may refer to

+Whistling Dick (cannon), a Confederate cannon used at the Siege of Vicksburg
+Whistling Dick (mortar), a 15-inch Russian mortar used at the Battle of Malakoff during the Crimean War
+Richard Milburn, musician who composed the whistling tune, "Listen to the Mocking Bird"
+A sound of joy made by a happy Ewok.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 07:35 PM


Both my mom and Counselor Troi giggled when I asked them about "whistling dick".

They suggested I consult saved versions of Wikipedia in the Star Fleet Archives. However, they do not include possible meaning #4.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Ensign, UFP Starfleet at March 11, 2024 09:21 PM (a3Q+t)

234 BAY AREA STATE OF MIND
@YayAreaNews
BREAKING: All Taco Bell Locations In Oakland Announce Indefinite Closure Of All Dining Rooms Due To Series Of Robberies & Crime Surge, Switching To Cashless Drive-Thru Only 🚨

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Damn white supremacists!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 11, 2024 09:22 PM (FVME7)

235 Here’s what Biden said when he was asked the “regret” question by anchor Jonathan Capehart while in Atlanta, Georgia: “I shouldn’t have used illegal, it’s undocumented,” he said.
---
Screwed up the paste the 1st time... sheesh.

Maybe they don't have good hearing?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 11, 2024 09:23 PM (Y8Oq4)

236 but no morse code "required" for license, these days ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 09:23 PM (PFYt9)

237 234 BAY AREA STATE OF MIND
@YayAreaNews
BREAKING: All Taco Bell Locations In Oakland Announce Indefinite Closure Of All Dining Rooms Due To Series Of Robberies & Crime Surge, Switching To Cashless Drive-Thru Only 🚨

-
Damn white supremacists!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 11, 2024 09:22 PM (FVME7)

Mennonites

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 11, 2024 09:23 PM (ENQN6)

238 Benny Hill was an old pervert. He was not funny. He gave me the creeps. and his gags are even less funny now.

Monty Python was on the PBS station in Dallas in the 1980s. It was a test market. Even as a little kid, I thought they were hysterical. Even more so now.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2024 09:23 PM (mRgA+)

239 225
shine sweet freedom, shine the light on me
You are the magic, you're right where I want to be...

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 11, 2024 09:24 PM (roH4R)

240 1970s. Fat fingers

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2024 09:26 PM (sB/hP)

241 238
'Benny Hill was an old pervert. '

I don't get that. When I was 14 years old, I laughed my ass off.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 11, 2024 09:26 PM (roH4R)

242 The horses are paso finos in a very fast Paso Largo. The Peruvian Paso has a similar gate, but they are bigger, it’s called sobreandando.

Of all the horses I have ridden, I have never been on anything gaited, maybe one day just to say I did.

Posted by: Piper at March 11, 2024 09:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

243 French Lick is in Indiana.

Morons.
Posted by: Auspex at March 11, 2024 09:20 PM (j4U/Z)


Sure. Next you'll be telling us it produced a famous athlete or something.

Posted by: spindrift at March 11, 2024 09:27 PM (J8VrE)

244 182 Accent map of the US:
https://aschmann.net/AmEng/

That's a mess. Click on the larger map version and you can see the detail.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 11, 2024 08:44 PM (w6EFb)

Decatur Alabama shares an accent with French Lick Ohio?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 08:45 PM (aD39U)

It's a fascinating map, but it's clear that the makers knew a whole lot more about northern accents than about Southern. What they have is not wrong; but if you spend some time traveling, you realize that each state has it's own unique accent. (roughly speaking, of course) The Carolina's have a very distinct accent, different than Georgia, which is different from Alabama.
I could go on, but I've made the point.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2024 09:28 PM (S6gqv)

245 I used to love Two Ronnie's.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 09:28 PM (rWwta)

246 88 We live in the stupidest of times...

‘Red Sonja’ Star Says Reboot Film Will Avoid the “Male Gaze” of Comic Fans
Posted by: weft cut-loop



'Male Gaze'. Heh! Good luck with your film. I'm sure it will pull in a half dozen bitter dykes.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 11, 2024 09:29 PM (sAmhv)

247 226 H) They run as wildly successful incumbents in ‘28
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

It all falls apart right at “wildly successful”.

Posted by: Piper at March 11, 2024 09:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

248

years ago Hubby and I lived in Illinois. We went to French Lick and stayed at a nice old hotel. Mainly we went so we could go to a casino nearby. I won 6,000 dollars, so it was an awesome trip.

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 09:29 PM (PisyI)

249 238 Benny Hill was an old pervert. He was not funny. He gave me the creeps. and his gags are even less funny now.

Monty Python was on the PBS station in Dallas in the 1980s. It was a test market. Even as a little kid, I thought they were hysterical. Even more so now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2024 09:23 PM (mRgA+)

I like 'em both. But I found that British humour is an acquired taste.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2024 09:29 PM (8sMut)

250 'attack you and tear your face off. And they smell bad.'

Hard to smell without a face.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 11, 2024 08:55 PM


After smelling us, you'll beg us to tear your face off!

Posted by: Penguins of the World at March 11, 2024 09:29 PM (a3Q+t)

251 I don't know.
Is the Shogun series any good?
Posted by: Soothsayer



It's ok, so far. Tracks with the original mini-series from 1980. I'll keep watching.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 11, 2024 09:30 PM (sAmhv)

252 I still remember the punchline of a joke from The Two Ronnies.
Your grampa's on the roof.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 09:30 PM (rWwta)

253 Monty Python was on the PBS station in Dallas in the 1980s. It was a test market. Even as a little kid, I thought they were hysterical. Even more so now.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2024 09:23 PM (mRgA+)

Oh yeah I first saw it broadcast on the PBS station in Phoenix in the mid 70's. They had been running a lot of BBC stuff, and this came with it. I remember I had never seen anything that funny in my life! And it's amazing to think that there was a day when PBS was actually on the top of my Must-See list.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2024 09:30 PM (S6gqv)

254 French Lick is in Indiana.
Morons.
Posted by: Auspex at March 11, 2024 09:20 PM (j4U/Z)


I wouldn't lick a Frenchman if he were glazed in honey!

Posted by: General Melchett at March 11, 2024 09:31 PM (D7oie)

255 I like the little old man on Benny Hill, and Benny would always slap him on top of his bald head.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 11, 2024 09:32 PM (S6gqv)

256 Shut the fuck up, Wesley!

Posted by: capt jean-luc picard at March 11, 2024 09:32 PM (2yu8s)

257 but no morse code "required" for license, these days ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 09:23 PM


-... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. . .-.-.-

Posted by: CWers of the World at March 11, 2024 09:32 PM (a3Q+t)

258 I was also a fan of Doctor in the House.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 09:34 PM (rWwta)

259 but no morse code "required" for license, these days ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 09:23 PM

-... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. . .-.-.-
Posted by: CWers

No way that's gross.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 11, 2024 09:35 PM (Y8Oq4)

260 255 Yeah, that cracks me up every time.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 11, 2024 09:35 PM (9yWhg)

261 >> What they have is not wrong; but if you spend some time traveling, you realize that each state has it's own unique accent.

That map is trying to capture the more broad base of the various subdialects, and not get into more granular detail.

You see how the "Inland South" comes in a sliver of the upper northwest corner of SC? I'm in the sliver. And we sound very different than someone not too far away.

My mother came from around Saluda, and her native accent was closer to the Lowland than ours.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 11, 2024 09:35 PM (w6EFb)

262 'Male Gaze'. Heh! Good luck with your film. I'm sure it will pull in a half dozen bitter dykes.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 11, 2024 09:29 PM (sAmhv)


The wildly successful story of a Cimmerian-age warrior who always wore sensible shoes and a burka!!!

Posted by: General Melchett at March 11, 2024 09:36 PM (D7oie)

263 Follow
My succession plan:
=====
Hmm. Hasn't taken into account violence/ACW II as a possible outcome.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 09:36 PM (2yu8s)

264 one modality of whistling dick is when you vent gas thru old faithful ... typically indicates serious issues re: diverticulitis.

no, don't ask ... unless you rly want to know ...

thank you, Horde, for your prayers that saw me through ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 09:36 PM (PFYt9)

265 207 holdin' it in is bad for your health!
ain't nobody told you that?
rly?


Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 09:01 PM (PFYt9)
----
You can tell when a woman, wearing pantyhose, farts ..... her ankles swell up.

Posted by: Ciampino - In pizza we crust at March 11, 2024 09:37 PM (qfLjt)

266 The Battle Bra is the entire purpose of Red Sonja.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 11, 2024 09:37 PM (rWwta)

267 stupid stupid general sock ,. . .

Posted by: Kindltot at March 11, 2024 09:37 PM (D7oie)

268
There was linguist who gave a talk at Furman University years and years ago. My mother went there to hear him with some of her friends.

He could pin-point where you were born, or at least learned to talk to within 20 miles. Well, out East. Out west the granularity gets coarser.

And you couldn't fool him either. Someone would try to fake a different accent, and he'd spot it right away and most of the time get their real accent even through their put-on.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 11, 2024 09:38 PM (w6EFb)

269
Count our blessings -- those might have been Old Hairy Balls.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 11, 2024 09:39 PM (XeTAE)

270 And you couldn't fool him either. Someone would try to fake a different accent, and he'd spot it right away and most of the time get their real accent even through their put-on.
----------
Quite the cunning linguist.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 09:40 PM (2yu8s)

271 - those might have been Old Hairy Balls.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Please don't say things like that when CBD might be lurking, the Art Thread awaits.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 11, 2024 09:41 PM (Y8Oq4)

272 Follow My succession plan:

There are a distinct lack of ponies in this fever dream of a "plan".

Posted by: spindrift at March 11, 2024 09:42 PM (J8VrE)

273 268 Henry Higgins?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 11, 2024 09:42 PM (9yWhg)

274 & now rly g'night!

jeepers!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 09:43 PM (PFYt9)

275 270 Quite the cunning linguist.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at

How long have you waited for the perfect opportunity to use this? 😂

Posted by: Piper at March 11, 2024 09:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

276 ...replied jim. Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 11, 2024 09:16 PM (PFYt9)


Received. Replied. With Thanks!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 11, 2024 09:45 PM (e6UQI)

277 He could pin-point where you were born, or at least learned to talk to within 20 miles. Well, out East. Out west the granularity gets coarser.

-

I've enjoyed messing around with that sort of thing myself since college. I'm nowhere near the "within 20 miles" category, but I can usually place someone fairly close. It's fun and I enjoy it, and I rarely if ever will disclose that I'm trying to figure something out. I just like to know.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 11, 2024 09:45 PM (AIJ3L)

278 I was born and raised in southern Michigan, lived several years in California, and have been in Northern Virginia for almost thirty. I wonder if that linguist could tell that from whatever mongrel accent I have now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 11, 2024 09:49 PM (9yWhg)

279 Also that mapping website is very interesting and it would be neat to get down to the county level. At a quick glance I notice that there is nothing in between Shelby and Asheville, and things change quickly from there into the mountains.

Weren'ts and you'uns and such.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 11, 2024 09:49 PM (AIJ3L)

280 Also the subject from Shelby is a college student and daughter of an artist of lawyer. She's got a pretty voice, but she's very refined.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 11, 2024 09:51 PM (AIJ3L)

281 278 I was born and raised in southern Michigan, lived several years in California, and have been in Northern Virginia for almost thirty. I wonder if that linguist could tell that from whatever mongrel accent I have now.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus



I probably have a mix of Western PA and NoVA, whatever that is.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 11, 2024 09:52 PM (sAmhv)

282 I like 'em both. But I found that British humour is an acquired taste.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Oh please - Who can resist Fish Slapping or Germany vs Greece International Philosophy FINAL?

https://youtu.be/i21OJ8SkBMQ?si=uuXG5a6KJritW2lr&t=12

Posted by: Tonypete at March 11, 2024 09:54 PM (WXNFJ)

283 It's funny that people from up north would probably think that Shelby, NC lady

dialectsarchive.com/north-carolina-17

is as Southern as can be and I think she's refined and borderline watered down and has lost a lot of the area. I'm guessing it's the Charlotte influence.

Posted by: Nikki Haley's luxuriously hairy nipples - Alex Jones Was Right at March 11, 2024 09:54 PM (AIJ3L)

284 How long have you waited for the perfect opportunity to use this? 😂
-------
All of my life.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 11, 2024 09:54 PM (2yu8s)

285

ah, the thread stops. So many people wanting to be first on the overnight, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 09:58 PM (PisyI)

286 285 And not be willowed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 11, 2024 09:59 PM (9yWhg)

287 >> It's funny that people from up north would probably think that Shelby, NC lady

People from all regions think everyone in other regions talk the same. Travel around New England you will hear a multitude of accents.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 11, 2024 10:00 PM (LkLld)

288

It is such an achievement in life.
'

Posted by: four seasons at March 11, 2024 10:01 PM (PisyI)

289 NOOD ONT, but you knew that.

They have loud music, mojitos, and daiquiris.

And legs.

Posted by: mikeski at March 11, 2024 10:03 PM (DgGvY)

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