Saturday Overnight Open Thread (3/16/24)

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The Saturday Night Joke

Donald Trump, George Bush, and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a Central American country.

Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, he yelled out, "Earthquake!"

The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.

George Bush was the second one placed against the wall.

The squad was reassembled, and George pondered what he had just witnessed.

Again, before the order was given George yelled out, "Tornado!"

Again, the squad fell apart and George slipped over the wall.

The last person, Joe Biden, was placed against the wall.

He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall.

He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled

As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"

And this story my friends reflects the true intelligence of the guy now living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW.

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What is a Saturday Night ONT without a story or two from The Daily Star? The first story falls under the category of The ONT Is Always Looking Out For You 'Ettes^TM

Hygiene expert explains why some women get boob acne – and how to get rid of it
Hygiene expert Mary Futher, who goes by Madame Sweat, has shared her hack for banishing stubborn acne spots from around the breasts due to boob sweat clogging pores

Our next story just boggles my mind. I remember a first date was a meal and/or a movie. Perhaps a drink.

'I gave Hinge match an X-rated proposition on first date – and he agreed'
Australian adult actress Dasha Daley, 28, has claimed she asked a Hinge date to film so raunchy content with her for her OnlyFans on the first date — and he agreed

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Every ONT I draft, I learn something new. Sad news today. RIP Shigeichi Negishi. So you ask, who is Shigeichi Negishi? He is the inventor of karaoke.

The Tokyo-based entrepreneur automated the lyrics to popular Japanese pop songs in 1967 through his legendary invention the "Sparko Box".
The idea of a device you could sing along with came to him when he was an engineer at an electronics company - a place where he would frequently sing around his colleagues.
He said the Sparko Box was born after an employee teased him for his singing ability.
Negishi took the comment in his stride before declaring he’d sound better with a backing track to sing along with.
To begin with the clever new music device simply used a microphone, speaker, and tape deck to play the tune.

As much as I love music. I can't carry a tune worth a dam. And there is not enough gin in the world to make me do this..........

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How about some humor on a Saturday night.

Norm MacDonald looks at George Washington and the cherry tree story.

Single guy trying to hook up with single gal.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Gale Warning Emporium

Remember when Gregg Allman was PW'd? If you don't, this will refresh your memory.

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Do you remember when Rod Stewart was a real rock 'n roller? Here is some proof.

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I use to enjoy grocery shopping, except for Bidenomics and now this Genius Award Winner.

Man Charged With Vile Acts At Safeway Market
Cops: Employee pleasured self onto produce and baked goods

MARCH 15--A supermarket employee pleasured himself onto produce and other unsealed merchandise, according to Colorado police who say that videos of the vile activity were found during a recent search of the man’s residence.
Stephen Masalta, 32, was busted last month on charges that he masturbated outside numerous coffee shops and businesses in the Fort Collins area.
At the time of Masalta’s arrest, cops executed a search warrant at his home and seized electronic devices containing incriminating video evidence. That cache--which investigators are still reviewing--resulted this week in additional misdemeanor and felony counts being filed against Masalta.
Since his February arrest, Masalta (seen at right) has been held in the Larimer County lockup in lieu of $25,000 bond. He is scheduled for a March 22 court appearance on the new counts.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Texas Snow Removal Equipment.

Notice: I guess posted with Ace's permission as I still have a key to the blog. Enjoy.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 09:49 PM

Comments

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1 Faust!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2024 09:50 PM (MeG8a)

2 3rd?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 16, 2024 09:52 PM (kOluj)

3 Slow night - nicely done, gourmand!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 16, 2024 09:53 PM (kOluj)

4 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2024 09:53 PM (T9WMp)

5 someone

Posted by: Ciampino - They did 'Come Unbuttoned' at March 16, 2024 09:54 PM (qfLjt)

6 Good evening horde. Have a good ONT. On to the content...

Posted by: TRex at March 16, 2024 09:55 PM (IQ6Gq)

7 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2024 09:56 PM (O1gXl)

8 10 min in AND a top 10!

Posted by: Some Rat at March 16, 2024 09:57 PM (vJiyU)

9 Robert, did you get the coffee delivered?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 09:57 PM (QXQ4l)

10 The first time I heard the Saturday Night Joke it involved three university students the last of which was an Aggie.

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2024 09:58 PM (O1gXl)

11 8 10 min in AND a top 10!
Posted by: Some Rat at March 16, 2024 09:57 PM (vJiyU)

And Pacific time to boot. You are rocking tonight Sir.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 09:58 PM (QXQ4l)

12 did you get the coffee delivered?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 09:57 PM (QXQ4l)

Delivers Monday morning. Want some? I might be able to hook you up.

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2024 09:59 PM (O1gXl)

13 *tips cap*

Evenin' MisHum - thanks for the ONT!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 16, 2024 09:59 PM (kOluj)

14 C’mon Mis Hum, you can do a karaoke …

If Leonard Cohen and Bob Dylan can croak out a tune … so can you.

#bebold

I’m pretty good with Crazy (Patsy Cline version), and You Were On My Mind (We Five) at least I like to think I am. And I don’t need to be liquored up to do it.

Posted by: browndog carries a tune at March 16, 2024 10:00 PM (TTAGa)

15 The promised t-storms danced around the edges but did not sweep thru as forecasted.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 16, 2024 10:00 PM (4I/2K)

16 13 *tips cap*

Evenin' MisHum - thanks for the ONT!
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 16, 2024 09:59 PM (kOluj)

Hello and you're welcome, no need to thank me. Just happy to provide an ONT for the Horde.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:00 PM (QXQ4l)

17 Curses quietly and retires from the fray!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 16, 2024 10:01 PM (hOUT3)

18 14 C’mon Mis Hum, you can do a karaoke …

If Leonard Cohen and Bob Dylan can croak out a tune … so can you.

#bebold

I’m pretty good with Crazy (Patsy Cline version), and You Were On My Mind (We Five) at least I like to think I am. And I don’t need to be liquored up to do it.
Posted by: browndog carries a tune at March 16, 2024 10:00 PM (TTAGa)

A couple of things you have overlooked....
1) I'm introverted
2) I hate public speaking, I can't imagine singing.
3) You are clearly moar talented than I.

Although Cohen is overrated. Can't say that about Bob.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:02 PM (QXQ4l)

19 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

Nice photo of beer and bacon up top. You going classical on us with the Mystery Click?

That El Paso snow removal looks about right for that area.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 16, 2024 10:03 PM (U3L4U)

20 Is that a Yugo snowplow?

Posted by: Ciampino - 4 nickels = 2 paradigm at March 16, 2024 10:03 PM (qfLjt)

21 Now that spring is almost here we're temps are cooling and we're getting snow. Spring is almost here.

Posted by: davidt at March 16, 2024 10:04 PM (SYTee)

22 And again I am here for the ONT. There must be something seriously wrong with me.
Hey, MIs Hum!

Posted by: RI Red at March 16, 2024 10:05 PM (/hQdo)

23 Tit zits are a thing?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2024 10:05 PM (W/lyH)

24 Mmmm. Boob sweat.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at March 16, 2024 10:05 PM (sE4sa)

25
Today was equilux for us here at 35ishN latitude. For those a bit more North, it will be tomorrow and way up high the 18th. For lower latitudes, it was yesterday, and earlier.

We had about 12 hours of daylight on the nose, a few seconds more.

Rate of change of daylight is nearing maximum, at 2:12 minutes per day for us at 35N. The days are going to be getting noticeably longer each day. Spring is coming.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 16, 2024 10:05 PM (w6EFb)

26 No SpaceX launches until Monday.

Posted by: Ciampino - 4 nickels = 2 paradigms at March 16, 2024 10:05 PM (qfLjt)

27 19 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

Nice photo of beer and bacon up top. You going classical on us with the Mystery Click?

That El Paso snow removal looks about right for that area.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 16, 2024 10:03 PM (U3L4U)

Thank you.

Recently a friend of mine called my musical tastes eclectic. I thought the Saturday ONT Mystery Click needed a different vibe this evening. Stay tuned for next week.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)

28 And again I am here for the ONT. There must be something seriously wrong with me.
Hey, MIs Hum!
Posted by: RI Red

On those occasions when I discover I agree with most of the conversation, I find I'm on the ONT.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 16, 2024 10:07 PM (vJiyU)

29 Caturday!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 16, 2024 10:07 PM (w6EFb)

30 22 And again I am here for the ONT. There must be something seriously wrong with me.
Hey, MIs Hum!
Posted by: RI Red at March 16, 2024 10:05 PM (/hQdo)

There is nothing wrong with you here. You need to warm up those typing fingers for Weasel's gun thread.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:07 PM (QXQ4l)

31 Evenin'

TBF; Greg Allman did lots and lots of drugs.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 16, 2024 10:07 PM (v9vY1)

32 23 Tit zits are a thing?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2024 10:05 PM (W/lyH)

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Knocker Pox

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:07 PM (sE4sa)

33 Yay, National Quilting Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 16, 2024 10:08 PM (dZVON)

34 ~~29 Caturday!~~
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 16, 2024 10:07 PM (w6EFb)

Wrong, its Doggieday.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)

35 23 Tit zits are a thing?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2024 10:05 PM (W/lyH)

24 Mmmm. Boob sweat.
Posted by: Homer Simpson at March 16, 2024 10:05 PM (sE4sa)

Makes me want to re-think the idea of wanting to see all the boobs ...

I feel badly for any 'ettes who may suffer from this malady.

Posted by: browndog grumbling at March 16, 2024 10:09 PM (TTAGa)

36 Tit zits are a thing?
Posted by: Diogenes

This will require many, many, many visual inspections.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 16, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)

37 I expect boobs and food material on this site. I didn't expect Madame Sweat and Stephen Masalta. ONT plot twist!

Thank goodness for the angel singing karaoke. What a voice. I'm glad that Mr. Karaoke inventor lived a long and happy life. There's a lesson in there somewhere...

Posted by: TRex at March 16, 2024 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)

38 An alternate "It's All Over Now"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVpFf2DmFSM

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 16, 2024 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

39 Oh damn.
Forgot the mystery click
BRB

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2024 10:10 PM (W/lyH)

40 State Medicaid offices target dead people's homes to recoup their health care costs

https://mol.im/a/13205521

Meanwhile illegal aliens get it for free.

Posted by: Ciampino - 4 nickels = 2 paradigms at March 16, 2024 10:10 PM (qfLjt)

41 Wrong, its Doggieday.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)

Isn't every day doggie day at Casa MisHum?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 16, 2024 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

42 MisHum, I may have been communicating with the Dread Lord Weasel today on proton.
He really is my neighborhood pusher. “Here, have a free taste of Hodgdon 4350!”

Posted by: RI Red at March 16, 2024 10:11 PM (/hQdo)

43 36 Tit zits are a thing?
Posted by: Diogenes

This will require many, many, many visual inspections.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 16, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)

Be careful, very, very, very careful.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)

44 The first time I heard the Saturday Night Joke it involved three university students the last of which was an Aggie.
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2024 09:58 PM (O1gXl

So...you're saying Biden is smarter than an Aggie?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2024 10:11 PM (W/lyH)

45 I've never committed self abuse in a Safeway, but I did get banned from Food Lion for taking a leek in the produce section.

Posted by: Cretin Hop Sing at March 16, 2024 10:11 PM (V5BDR)

46 *nods*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 16, 2024 10:12 PM (u9uo0)

47 Good evening morons and thanks mh

Eternally weird that Cher and Greg Allman were married. It was weird when they were married.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2024 10:12 PM (RIvkX)

48 Daily Star: Woman raped, decapitated and hung upside-down in forest on retreat to cure depression

https://tinyurl.com/m44uv5m9

Well, she's not depressed anymore.

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2024 10:12 PM (op3cS)

49 42 MisHum, I may have been communicating with the Dread Lord Weasel today on proton.
He really is my neighborhood pusher. “Here, have a free taste of Hodgdon 4350!”
Posted by: RI Red at March 16, 2024 10:11 PM (/hQdo)

Not two free tastes?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:12 PM (QXQ4l)

50 48 Daily Star: Woman raped, decapitated and hung upside-down in forest on retreat to cure depression

https://tinyurl.com/m44uv5m9

Well, she's not depressed anymore.
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2024 10:12 PM (op3cS)

Spoken like a Shrink Wannabe.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:13 PM (QXQ4l)

51 Not a good way to go - Walmart warehouse worker grandma is fatally IMPALED by forklift with her family demanding answers after they only heard of her death on the news
https://mol.im/a/13205541

Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #01 at March 16, 2024 10:13 PM (qfLjt)

52 Mis Hum,

Having eclectic taste in music is a good thing. It allows you to sample new and different things. Go for it!

(Except for Yoko and that Tanya chick... that's not music.)

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 16, 2024 10:13 PM (U3L4U)

53 Isn't every day doggie day at Casa MisHum?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 16, 2024 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

Yes it is.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:14 PM (QXQ4l)

54 52 Mis Hum,

Having eclectic taste in music is a good thing. It allows you to sample new and different things. Go for it!

(Except for Yoko and that Tanya chick... that's not music.)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 16, 2024 10:13 PM (U3L4U)

I take it you want a Nina Hagen Marathon?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:15 PM (QXQ4l)

55 Nah, 4350 is immediately addictive.
But I figured out why I’m here:

DST!

Posted by: RI Red at March 16, 2024 10:15 PM (/hQdo)

56 36 Tit zits are a thing?
Posted by: Diogenes

This will require many, many, many visual inspections.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 16, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)

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I have a cream.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:16 PM (sE4sa)

57 My Japanese boss took me to a Japanese piano karaoke bar in NYC. I was the only round eye in the joint. I ended up singing Love Me Tender. Worst part was my boss loved scotch and that’s all we had to drink at our table. These Japanese businessmen know how to do it right though. This was in 1997.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 10:17 PM (MNhXM)

58 Not a good way to go - Walmart warehouse worker grandma is fatally IMPALED by forklift with her family demanding answers after they only heard of her death on the news
https://mol.im/a/13205541
Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #01 at March 16, 2024 10:13 PM (qfLjt)

https://youtu.be/RWZQ0JPmEzc

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2024 10:17 PM (J8x2v)

59 evenin'

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:17 PM (ynpvh)

60 If anyone is on a classical kick, check out Eula Beal on Youtube. She might have the best voice I've ever heard (and she was pretty). There's a vid of her doing Erbarme Dich by Bach with a young Yehudi Menuhin on violin. Just lovely.

Posted by: Who's Yehudi? at March 16, 2024 10:17 PM (V5BDR)

61 45 I've never committed self abuse in a Safeway, but I did get banned from Food Lion for taking a leek in the produce section.
Posted by: Cretin Hop Sing at March 16, 2024 10:11 PM (V5BDR)

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Don't lettuce know the details.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:18 PM (sE4sa)

62 Mystery music is.OK.
My kick back and chill classical is Satie and GymnopedIe.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2024 10:18 PM (W/lyH)

63 C'mon Wild!

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at March 16, 2024 10:18 PM (Z3n5G)

64 I take it you want a Nina Hagen Marathon?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:15 PM (QXQ4l)
* * * *
Oh, hell no! (if it please you, kind sir)

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 16, 2024 10:18 PM (U3L4U)

65 Spoken like a Shrink Wannabe.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:13 PM (QXQ4l)

*Puts on a tweed jacket*

*Lights a fancy cigar*

*Snorts a couple of lines of cocaine*

Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2024 10:18 PM (J8x2v)

66 >>> 56 36 Tit zits are a thing?
Posted by: Diogenes

This will require many, many, many visual inspections.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 16, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)

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I have a cream.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:16 PM (sE4sa)

Uh... why? Do you have tits (with or without zits)?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2024 10:18 PM (llON8)

67 44
Just the punchline:
The Aggie crowd in the stands shouts, "Aw, give him another chance!"

Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #02 at March 16, 2024 10:18 PM (qfLjt)

68 Whew! Made the ONT. You should see the other guy!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 16, 2024 10:18 PM (0eaVi)

69 48 Daily Star: Woman raped, decapitated and hung upside-down in forest on retreat to cure depression

https://tinyurl.com/m44uv5m9

Well, she's not depressed anymore.
Posted by: Robert

Sometimes those sessions can get intense.

Posted by: Dr Hillary Clinton at March 16, 2024 10:19 PM (v9vY1)

70 Heh... and you thought that was just frosting on your baked goods.

Posted by: Baker Jerkoff at March 16, 2024 10:19 PM (Q4IgG)

71 Every ONT I draft, I learn something new. Sad news today. RIP Shigeichi Negishi. So you ask, who is Shigeichi Negishi? He is the inventor of karaoke.

Filipinos everywhere are in mourning tonight.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 16, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi)

72 60 If anyone is on a classical kick, check out Eula Beal on Youtube. She might have the best voice I've ever heard (and she was pretty). There's a vid of her doing Erbarme Dich by Bach with a young Yehudi Menuhin on violin. Just lovely.
Posted by: Who's Yehudi? at March 16, 2024 10:17 PM (V5BDR)

Speaking if classical music ...

Has Hadrian taken leave of us for Lent?

Posted by: browndog wondering at March 16, 2024 10:19 PM (TTAGa)

73 66 >>> 56 36 Tit zits are a thing?
Posted by: Diogenes

This will require many, many, many visual inspections.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 16, 2024 10:09 PM (vJiyU)

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I have a cream.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:16 PM (sE4sa)

Uh... why? Do you have tits (with or without zits)?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2024 10:18 PM (llON

Do we really want to know?

I might have to close the comments

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:20 PM (QXQ4l)

74 Magical Princess Kirsten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2024 10:20 PM (g3Y8C)

75 Meanwhile, in Ukraine:

1. The Ukrainians, having seen their ground attacks across the border in the northeast get crushed, have switched to launching Czech-made rockets into the nearest Russian city. While they may intend to demoralize the Russians, I suspect the only result will be a sudden "accidental" fire and explosion at the Czech rocket factory.

2. The Russians continue their slow grind forward in multiple areas, taking one potato field and farming village at a time.

3. For the second time, the Russians used a missile strike in Odessa to take out a military command meeting, this time getting several high ranking Ukrainian officers and a dozen foreign advisors. Aside from potentially disrupting the expected amphibious assault across the Dneiper River, this is a pretty obvious message to the French about sending troops.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 16, 2024 10:20 PM (H0FH0)

76 >>> 72
==
Speaking if classical music ...

Has Hadrian taken leave of us for Lent?
Posted by: browndog wondering at March 16, 2024 10:19 PM (TTAGa)

iirc this has been the case for the past few years.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2024 10:21 PM (llON8)

77 Excellent link in the top photo. The bacon makes me wonder if you're showboating.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2024 10:21 PM (Wexm1)

78 Man Charged With Vile Acts At Safeway Market
Cops: Employee pleasured self onto produce and baked goods

Someone's got to glaze the strudel.

Posted by: Frost the cupcakes. Fill the cannolis. at March 16, 2024 10:21 PM (tczCu)

79 71 Every ONT I draft, I learn something new. Sad news today. RIP Shigeichi Negishi. So you ask, who is Shigeichi Negishi? He is the inventor of karaoke.

Filipinos everywhere are in mourning tonight.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 16, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:21 PM (QXQ4l)

80 I worked at a grocery store in the 90's where the produce manager got a Lewinsky from a subordinate in the produce cooler. Shockingly enough neither one got fired.

Posted by: Steve at March 16, 2024 10:21 PM (6ukE+)

81 64 I take it you want a Nina Hagen Marathon?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:15 PM (QXQ4l)

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99 luftballons on the wall
99 luftballons
Take one down and stab it passionately with a deadly sharp knife,
98 luftballons in the wall

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:21 PM (sE4sa)

82 61 45 I've never committed self abuse in a Safeway, but I did get banned from Food Lion for taking a leek in the produce section.
Posted by: Cretin Hop Sing at March 16, 2024 10:11 PM

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Don't lettuce know the details.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:18 PM
***
Could be a berry long story.

Posted by: TRex at March 16, 2024 10:21 PM (IQ6Gq)

83 Further on those annoying songs (as seen on an ONT) I give you:
Crazy Frog - Axel F
https://youtu.be/k85mRPqvMbE

Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #03 at March 16, 2024 10:21 PM (qfLjt)

84 77 Excellent link in the top photo. The bacon makes me wonder if you're showboating.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2024 10:21 PM (Wexm1)

Lots of vitamins and minerals in that bacon and beer, Guv'na.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:22 PM (ynpvh)

85 61 45 I've never committed self abuse in a Safeway, but I did get banned from Food Lion for taking a leek in the produce section.
Posted by: Cretin Hop Sing at March 16, 2024 10:11 PM (V5BDR)
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Don't lettuce know the details.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:18 PM (sE4sa)

Orange you glad that MisHum allows such topics to be openly discussed here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 16, 2024 10:22 PM (hOUT3)

86 iirc this has been the case for the past few years.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2024 10:21 PM (llON

True ...

I thought he might change things up, ya know ... a little variety in one's suffering.

Posted by: browndog has thoughts on that at March 16, 2024 10:22 PM (TTAGa)

87 I have a cream.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:16 PM (sE4sa)

Uh... why? Do you have tits (with or without zits)?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2024 10:18 PM (llON

* * * *
He's a giver...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 16, 2024 10:22 PM (U3L4U)

88 Gorgeous day here in the mid Willamette Valley. Saw 5 volcanoes, from North to South, Mounts Rainer, Saint Helens, Adams, Hood, and Jefferson. All were covered in snow and the Cascades glistened like white and purple jewels.

Simply beautiful.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 16, 2024 10:22 PM (LjgPm)

89 Uh... why? Do you have tits (with or without zits)?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2024 10:18 PM (llON

Do we really want to know?

I might have to close the comments

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra

Seinfeld episode about to make an appearance.

Posted by: Some Rat at March 16, 2024 10:22 PM (vJiyU)

90 >>>Remember when Gregg Allman was PW'd?

Exquisitely awful!

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at March 16, 2024 10:22 PM (klJTj)

91 https://youtu.be/RWZQ0JPmEzc
Posted by: Robert

The very video that the big boss played for us after some of us were caught racing forklifts in the warehouse with all the interior lights turned off.

No injuries during that escapade but a number of cases of Blueberry Poptarts didn't make it. They were forked.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2024 10:22 PM (T9WMp)

92 Has Hadrian taken leave of us for Lent?
Posted by: browndog wondering at March 16, 2024 10:19 PM (TTAGa)
===
Yes he is silent during Lent

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2024 10:23 PM (RIvkX)

93 Huh.
I just received this on line:
Tit Zit Inspector (Biological Female Only).

Posted by: RI Red at March 16, 2024 10:24 PM (/hQdo)

94 Carrot anyone keep on topic?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2024 10:24 PM (VNX3d)

95 Do we really want to know?

I might have to close the comments

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra

Seinfeld episode about to make an appearance.
Posted by: Some Rat at March 16, 2024 10:22 PM (vJiyU)

Are they real? Are they spectacular?

Lie to me if you must ...

Posted by: browndog on the prowl at March 16, 2024 10:24 PM (TTAGa)

96 A supermarket employee pleasured himself onto produce and other unsealed merchandise, according to Colorado police who say that videos of the vile activity were found during a recent search of the man’s residence.

No wonder the chayote were sticky!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 16, 2024 10:24 PM (0eaVi)

97 94 Carrot anyone keep on topic?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2024 10:24 PM (VNX3d)

That was just bananas.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:25 PM (ynpvh)

98 >> Man Charged With Vile Acts At Safeway Market

What a sicko.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 16, 2024 10:25 PM (w6EFb)

99 Large tracts of land have entered the chat

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2024 10:25 PM (g3Y8C)

100 88 Gorgeous day here in the mid Willamette Valley. Saw 5 volcanoes, from North to South, Mounts Rainer, Saint Helens, Adams, Hood, and Jefferson. All were covered in snow and the Cascades glistened like white and purple jewels.

Simply beautiful.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 16, 2024 10:22 PM
***

Marvelous part of the world when the weather cooperates.

Posted by: TRex at March 16, 2024 10:25 PM (IQ6Gq)

101 I wish there was a Moron Meet Up I could contemplate attending, before chickening out. (Sorry, that's just me. I define asocial.)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2024 10:25 PM (CHHv1)

102 I've never committed self abuse in a Safeway, but I did get banned from Food Lion for taking a leek in the produce section.
Posted by: Cretin Hop Sing at March 16, 2024 10:11 PM (V5BDR)
---------
Don't lettuce know the details.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:18 PM (sE4sa)

Orange you glad that MisHum allows such topics to be openly discussed here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~

Gawd, how many more puns are gonna turnip here?

Posted by: Some Rat at March 16, 2024 10:25 PM (vJiyU)

103 Aside from potentially disrupting the expected amphibious assault across the Dneiper River, this is a pretty obvious message to the French about sending troops.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 16, 2024 10:20 PM (H0FH0)

Merde!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2024 10:26 PM (W/lyH)

104 Evening Horde, thx MisHum. Always been a Rod Stewart fan. Fun seeing The Faces, including Ronnie Wood on stage. They did rock

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2024 10:26 PM (5q0pY)

105 97 94 Carrot anyone keep on topic?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 16, 2024 10:24 PM (VNX3d)

That was just bananas.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:25 PM (ynpvh)

I venture to say that no one can beet those two comments!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 16, 2024 10:26 PM (hOUT3)

106 102 I've never committed self abuse in a Safeway, but I did get banned from Food Lion for taking a leek in the produce section.
Posted by: Cretin Hop Sing at March 16, 2024 10:11 PM (V5BDR)
---------
Don't lettuce know the details.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:18 PM (sE4sa)

Orange you glad that MisHum allows such topics to be openly discussed here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~

Gawd, how many more puns are gonna turnip here?

Posted by: Some Rat at March 16, 2024 10:25 PM (vJiyU)

LOL, that response made me feel chile all over.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:27 PM (ynpvh)

107 99 Large tracts of land have entered the chat

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2024 10:25 PM

***
A monty python reference within the first 100 posts. The horde delivers!!

Posted by: TRex at March 16, 2024 10:27 PM (IQ6Gq)

108 Saturday evening online ordering is a wonderful thing.
The best part is the surprise the next morning.

Posted by: RI Red at March 16, 2024 10:27 PM (/hQdo)

109 Thank God for YouTube. Norm MacDonald is preserved forever and is sorely missed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2024 10:27 PM (5q0pY)

110 106 102 I've never committed self abuse in a Safeway, but I did get banned from Food Lion for taking a leek in the produce section.
Posted by: Cretin Hop Sing at March 16, 2024 10:11 PM (V5BDR)
---------
Don't lettuce know the details.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:18 PM (sE4sa)

Orange you glad that MisHum allows such topics to be openly discussed here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~

Gawd, how many more puns are gonna turnip here?

Posted by: Some Rat at March 16, 2024 10:25 PM (vJiyU)

LOL, that response made me feel chile all over.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:27 PM (ynpvh)

I'll try not to Pepper the thread with too many comments, though.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:27 PM (ynpvh)

111 81
luftballons
Mandatory:
https://youtu.be/TliE9rTrzXg

Posted by: Ciampino - You knew this was coming at March 16, 2024 10:27 PM (qfLjt)

112 When I was 18-20, I worked for a moving/rigging company. One of my jobs was to receive, inventory, send out, phone company equipment for Western Electric. Anything from small boxes to large metal frames, pallets of batteries, etc. So, I had my own forklift that no one else used. It was fun having my own personal forklift. Might be a highlight of my life. Never impaled anyone.

Posted by: Mitsubishi Memories at March 16, 2024 10:28 PM (V5BDR)

113 Does every post on this site turn into an unofficial food thread?

Posted by: TRex at March 16, 2024 10:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

114 (Sorry, that's just me. I define asocial.)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

BeckChas Texas is just around the corner, ad I am sure Ben Had would gladly set up a no direct eye contact corner for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 16, 2024 10:29 PM (hOUT3)

115 Does every post on this site turn into an unofficial food thread?
Posted by: TRex

Yes! You never sausage a place!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2024 10:29 PM (T9WMp)

116 BeckChas, the ice breaks in about 5 seconds. Give it a whirl.
What part of the country are you in?

Posted by: RI Red at March 16, 2024 10:30 PM (/hQdo)

117 >>> 113 Does every post on this site turn into an unofficial food thread?
Posted by: TRex at March 16, 2024 10:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

food, boobs, guns; not necessarily in that order

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2024 10:30 PM (llON8)

118 115 Does every post on this site turn into an unofficial food thread?
Posted by: TRex

Yes! You never sausage a place!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2024 10:29 PM (T9WMp)

And the topics can be quite meaty.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:30 PM (ynpvh)

119 I take it you want a Nina Hagen Marathon?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:15 PM (QXQ4l)

I Get High

https://tinyurl.com/ybb97xt3

Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2024 10:30 PM (D7oie)

120 'I gave Hinge match an X-rated proposition on first date – and he agreed'
Australian adult actress Dasha Daley, 28, has claimed she asked a Hinge date to film so raunchy content with her for her OnlyFans on the first date — and he agreed

It isn't really that hard to find a man to just have sex with you so...I don't think this is much of an accomplishment...

Also I googled Ms Daley, either she's lying about her age or the sex work has aged her way beyond her calendar years.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2024 10:30 PM (ibTVg)

121 *tilts head while flicking a cat-ear in puzzlement*

Mashing up "I am Barbie Girl" with "Cruel Angel's Thesis." Nanio??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82kop2jvY_A

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2024 10:30 PM (g3Y8C)

122 117 >>> 113 Does every post on this site turn into an unofficial food thread?
Posted by: TRex at March 16, 2024 10:28 PM (IQ6Gq)

food, boobs, guns; not necessarily in that order

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2024 10:30 PM (llON

Although mixing all three requires finesse.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:31 PM (ynpvh)

123 Worst part was my boss loved scotch and that’s all we had to drink at our table.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 10:17 PM (MNhXM)

Scotch? It was inwented by a little old lady in Leningrad.

Posted by: Pavel Chekov at March 16, 2024 10:31 PM (0eaVi)

124 Rod Stewart had one of my favorite quotes about marital relations.
"there's plenty of lead in the pencil and she's the only one to whom I write"

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2024 10:31 PM (MeG8a)

125 This thread could be titled "To Serve Man."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2024 10:31 PM (g3Y8C)

126 Look.... "self service" in the grocery store means something other than servicing yourself.

On the groceries.

Got it?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2024 10:32 PM (Q4IgG)

127 Finesse at its finest, Jim!

Posted by: RI Red at March 16, 2024 10:32 PM (/hQdo)

128 Stephen Masalta, 32, was busted last month on charges that he masturbated outside numerous coffee shops and businesses in the Fort Collins area.

If only he had thought to claim it was Gay Pride parade...then the people calling the cops would be in jail...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2024 10:32 PM (ibTVg)

129 Melons.

That's it. That's the post. You're welcome.

Posted by: TRex at March 16, 2024 10:32 PM (IQ6Gq)

130 @116 I'm in East Tennessee, right around I suspect where Buck Throckmorton resides. Though I must claim that I am not him. (I mean, his monumental intelligence would disqualify me anyway, but you know, must be honest and upfront.)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2024 10:33 PM (CHHv1)

131 It is said that you can marry a legume but you cantaloupe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:33 PM (sE4sa)

132 Rod Stewart had one of my favorite quotes about marital relations. "there's plenty of lead in the pencil and she's the only one to whom I write"
Posted by: gourmand du jour

I heard a quote from Paul Newman decades ago regarding the same: "Why would I go for hamburger when I have steak waiting for me at home?"

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2024 10:33 PM (T9WMp)

133 Cher was quite fetching, it must be said.

Posted by: mnw at March 16, 2024 10:33 PM (NLIak)

134 An alternate "It's All Over Now"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVpFf2DmFSM
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 16, 2024 10:10 PM (hOUT3)

It's great Rod Stewart song. Sadly, the live recording up top is not first-rate. Few live albums live up to the hype.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2024 10:34 PM (tkR6S)

135 I'm in East Tennessee, right around I suspect where Buck Throckmorton resides. Though I must claim that I am not him. (I mean, his monumental intelligence would disqualify me anyway, but you know, must be honest and upfront.)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2024 10:33 PM (CHHv1)
====
Only one of you is covered in cat hair.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2024 10:34 PM (RIvkX)

136 126 Look.... "self service" in the grocery store means something other than servicing yourself.

On the groceries.

Got it?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2024 10:32 PM (Q4IgG)

Sounds like that joke:
They played Jump, so I jumped.
They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:34 PM (ynpvh)

137 It was fun having my own personal forklift. Might be a highlight of my life. Never impaled anyone.
Posted by: Mitsubishi Memories at March 16, 2024 10:28 PM (V5BDR)

So you are one of those who played nicely with everyone.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:34 PM (QXQ4l)

138 Inspected carefully the top photo I have. Beer I see, and bacon, but any boobs I see not. Be better, you must.

Posted by: Creepy Yoda at March 16, 2024 10:34 PM (H0FH0)

139 110 106 102 I've never committed self abuse in a Safeway, but I did get banned from Food Lion for taking a leek in the produce section.
Posted by: Cretin Hop Sing at March 16, 2024 10:11 PM (V5BDR)
---------
Don't lettuce know the details.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:18 PM (sE4sa)

Orange you glad that MisHum allows such topics to be openly discussed here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~

Gawd, how many more puns are gonna turnip here?

Posted by: Some Rat at March 16, 2024 10:25 PM (vJiyU)

LOL, that response made me feel chile all over.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:27 PM (ynpvh)

I'll try not to Pepper the thread with too many comments, though.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:27 PM (ynpvh)
----
I can't fig-ure point to making all these vegan puns and are they gluten-free?

Posted by: Ciampino - You knew this was coming? at March 16, 2024 10:34 PM (qfLjt)

140 133 Cher was quite fetching, it must be said.
Posted by: mnw at March 16, 2024 10:33 PM (NLIak)

----------

Now the youthful beautiful is gone, leaving only a residue of ugly Leftist stupidity.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:34 PM (sE4sa)

141 BC - should you make it over to Cumberland County, give me a shout. We could stand around nervously looking at our shoes.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2024 10:34 PM (T9WMp)

142 @135 Everything I own is covered in cat hair. You can put that into the "evidence" folder.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2024 10:35 PM (CHHv1)

143 Julie Newmar as Catwoman on Batman (meow!) on MeTV.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 16, 2024 10:36 PM (ufFY8)

144 BeckChas, you are in the literal center of the country.
You are closer than most to each MoMe.
Just hop on a plane (no United Boeings) and go.
There are even Bacon Wenches to make you feel at ease.

Posted by: RI Red at March 16, 2024 10:36 PM (/hQdo)

145 130 I'm in East Tennessee, right around I suspect where Buck Throckmorton resides.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2024 10:33 PM
***

East Tennessee shout out. Hello! (Not technically there now but making plans for Maryville...)

Posted by: TRex at March 16, 2024 10:36 PM (IQ6Gq)

146 Beauty

Stupid auto-cornhole

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:36 PM (sE4sa)

147 144 BeckChas, you are in the literal center of the country.
You are closer than most to each MoMe.
Just hop on a plane (no United Boeings) and go.
There are even Bacon Wenches to make you feel at ease.

Posted by: RI Red at March 16, 2024 10:36 PM (/hQdo)

Bacon Wenches!? Nobody told me there were Bacon Wenches!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:37 PM (ynpvh)

148 Sonny and Cher were a big part of the LA music scene 1964-70. She was kinda famous at a very young age.

Posted by: Credit Where Due at March 16, 2024 10:37 PM (V5BDR)

149 A key and a cup of coffee and this guy thinks he's a prince like fucking Harry.

Next he'll be telling us about his hootchie mama.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2024 10:37 PM (Wexm1)

150 Nobody told me there are places that are not covered in cat hair!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2024 10:37 PM (CHHv1)

151 Way these airlines are having glitches, Greyhound might be safer if you don't want to drive. Plus a Greyhound trip can add to your repertoire of 'interesting' stories.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2024 10:37 PM (g3Y8C)

152 Look.... "self service" in the grocery store means something other than servicing yourself.

On the groceries.

Got it?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 16, 2024 10:32 PM (Q4IgG)

Sounds like that joke:
They played Jump, so I jumped.
They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:34 PM (ynpvh)
***

I go to a pet shelter and I'm a hero, but stop just once at a women's shelter...

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2024 10:38 PM (W/lyH)

153 146 Beauty

Stupid auto-cornhole

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:36 PM (sE4sa)

It puts the autocucumber in the autocornhole...

Posted by: Pete "Buffalo Bill" Bootygig at March 16, 2024 10:38 PM (ynpvh)

154 Cher was quite fetching, it must be said.

I remember being amused at how much she claimed she faced discrimination for being a "half breed" in her early career and I have to laugh.

What ever minimal impact being half Indian had on her left, being attractive earned her a slot in the music industry. Not that she had no talent but if SHE looked like Sonny Bono she would have never had a career to begin with.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2024 10:38 PM (ibTVg)

155 140 Cicero

Well, yeah.

I'm the same age as Cher appx, & I looked better when I was 25 too.

I don't think she broke out the Leftist stupidity early in her career, at least not publicly.

Posted by: mnw at March 16, 2024 10:38 PM (NLIak)

156 Julie Newmar as Catwoman on Batman (meow!)

Phrasing?

Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2024 10:38 PM (g3Y8C)

157 Off to bed I must be, thanks to all who told me that humanity, as a species, is not all that dead. You are all wonderful folks and I salute you.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 16, 2024 10:39 PM (CHHv1)

158 East Tennessee shout out. Hello! (Not technically there now but making plans for Maryville...)
Posted by: TRex

Start practicing:

MaraVULL
KnoxVULL
NashVULL
CookeVULL

etc. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2024 10:39 PM (T9WMp)

159
Lemon tell you guys, this ONT vegetable mockery is beginning to grape on my nerves!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 16, 2024 10:40 PM (hOUT3)

160 Update on the new kittens
Mum and 6 babies have moved so far towards the chest of drawers with the camera on top, that they are almost hidden from view. I'll post something when they move back into view.
There's some nice pictures and video on the website.
_____
Ciampino's Rescue Kitties

Still accepting donations towards the unkindest cut of all

There's another photo update #240 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.

https://is.gd/WQ5JcT OR http://tinyurl.com/4pak97f6

ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Now most nights as well

https://is.gd/qyDILz OR http://tinyurl.com/2rvjn93v

Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #04 at March 16, 2024 10:40 PM (qfLjt)

161 Oh kami

We gonna all de-VOL now

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2024 10:40 PM (g3Y8C)

162 Auto correct is my biggest enema.

Posted by: RI Red at March 16, 2024 10:40 PM (/hQdo)

163 Also I googled Ms Daley, either she's lying about her age or the sex work has aged her way beyond her calendar years.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2024 10:30 PM (ibTVg)

She's a little on the trashy side, but if she called me up, and begged for a rogering, I would be hard put to turn her down.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2024 10:40 PM (tkR6S)

164 Milkshake-A-Go-Go.

LOL

"That Darn Catwoman" Part 1

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 16, 2024 10:40 PM (ufFY8)

165 156 Julie Newmar as Catwoman on Batman (meow!)

Phrasing?

Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2024 10:38 PM (g3Y8C)

What happens when you swap roles?
https://youtu.be/JUWBoYwAgaE

Posted by: Pete at March 16, 2024 10:40 PM (ynpvh)

166 >>> 154
==
I remember being amused at how much she claimed she faced discrimination for being a "half breed" in her early career and I have to laugh.

What ever minimal impact being half Indian had on her left, being attractive earned her a slot in the music industry. Not that she had no talent but if SHE looked like Sonny Bono she would have never had a career to begin with.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2024 10:38 PM (ibTVg)

Is it really half or is it more like 1/1024th?

(I'd never heard that about her)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2024 10:41 PM (llON8)

167 @63: "C'mon Wild!"

Minnesota and St. Louis ranked ninth and tenth in conference and battling to a tie seems appropriate.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 16, 2024 10:41 PM (u9uo0)

168 133 Cher was quite fetching, it must be said.
Posted by: mnw at March 16, 2024 10:33 PM (NLIak)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Not my eye.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:41 PM (QXQ4l)

169 >>>Cher was quite fetching, it must be said.
Posted by: mnw

>Everybody in entertainment tapped Cher. Even that fucking yahoo, Tom Cruise, had a go at this snizz.

I'm three decades too late.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2024 10:41 PM (Wexm1)

170 Beer and bacon.
Two of the three B's!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2024 10:42 PM (W/lyH)

171 Way these airlines are having glitches, Greyhound might be safer if you don't want to drive. Plus a Greyhound trip can add to your repertoire of 'interesting' stories.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Not sure who said it. " Riding a bus, you can literally see evolution."

Posted by: Some Rat at March 16, 2024 10:42 PM (vJiyU)

172 158 Start practicing:

MaraVULL
KnoxVULL
NashVULL
CookeVULL

etc. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 16, 2024 10:39 PM
***
Yessir. We've been carefully coached. I think Marysville is even more guttural like Murrvull.

Posted by: TRex at March 16, 2024 10:43 PM (IQ6Gq)

173 off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:43 PM (ynpvh)

174 Beer and bacon.
Two of the three B's!
Posted by: Diogenes at M

Bullion?

Posted by: RI Red at March 16, 2024 10:43 PM (/hQdo)

175 174 Beer and bacon.
Two of the three B's!
Posted by: Diogenes at M

Bullion?

Posted by: RI Red at March 16, 2024 10:43 PM (/hQdo)

Beer, Butter, and Bacon?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:44 PM (ynpvh)

176 Beer, Boobs and Bacon?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:45 PM (ynpvh)

177 Not sure who said it. " Riding a bus, you can literally see evolution."
Posted by: Some Rat at March 16, 2024 10:42 PM (vJiyU)

Last time I rode a bus, I became convinced that evolution had stopped more than a decade or three ago.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 16, 2024 10:45 PM (hOUT3)

178
There is a rough rule about "-vull" vs. "-ville". In native here, upstate SC, we say "Green-vull". But for my little town of Simpsonville, we say simpson-ville. The rule is more than two syllables, it comes out "-ville", usually.

Except when it doesn't. Louisville is an exception.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 16, 2024 10:45 PM (w6EFb)

179 Is it really half or is it more like 1/1024th?

Hmm googling says she eventually admitted it was a lie.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2024 10:46 PM (ibTVg)

180 174 Beer and bacon.
Two of the three B's!
Posted by: Diogenes at M

Bullion?

Posted by: RI Red at March 16, 2024 10:43 PM
***
If we were on a different thread, I might suggest ballistics, Beretta or Benelli.

Posted by: TRex at March 16, 2024 10:46 PM (IQ6Gq)

181 Ok, repartee magazine is empty.
Thx, MisHum and all. See you tomorrow.

Posted by: RI Red at March 16, 2024 10:46 PM (/hQdo)

182 179 Is it really half or is it more like 1/1024th?

Hmm googling says she eventually admitted it was a lie.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2024 10:46 PM (ibTVg)

Yeah ...

Isn't she Armenian?

Posted by: browndog on the prowl at March 16, 2024 10:47 PM (TTAGa)

183 Cher was probably my first sex object. She would dress very umm...revealingly for a Sunday night variety show.

This was before Farah Fawcett.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2024 10:47 PM (RIvkX)

184 178 There is a rough rule about "-vull" vs. "-ville". In native here, upstate SC, we say "Green-vull". But for my little town of Simpsonville, we say simpson-ville. The rule is more than two syllables, it comes out "-ville", usually.

Except when it doesn't. Louisville is an exception.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 16, 2024 10:45 PM
***
Interesting. Thanks for the explanation.

Posted by: TRex at March 16, 2024 10:47 PM (IQ6Gq)

185 I remember being amused at how much she claimed she faced discrimination for being a "half breed" in her early career and I have to laugh.

What ever minimal impact being half Indian had on her left, being attractive earned her a slot in the music industry. Not that she had no talent but if SHE looked like Sonny Bono she would have never had a career to begin with.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2024 10:38 PM (ibTVg)

++++

She's not half Indian. She's 1/8 Cherokee. She is half Armenian, but "half-breed" usually meant Indian. Oh well. Close enough for Hollywood. Playing the character got her a hit song.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 16, 2024 10:47 PM (klJTj)

186 >>> 176 Beer, Boobs and Bacon?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:45 PM (ynpvh)

Don't forget Boomsticks.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2024 10:48 PM (llON8)

187 *tilts head while flicking a cat-ear in puzzlement*
Mashing up "I am Barbie Girl" with "Cruel Angel's Thesis." Nanio??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82kop2jvY_A
Posted by: Anna Puma

That was better than it should have been, I'll give it that.

Posted by: mikeski at March 16, 2024 10:48 PM (DgGvY)

188 Rod Stewart will always have a place in my music appreciation folder.
When I was a freshman going to Washington State University, the day I first drove into campus, as I broke over the hill and saw it, Maggie May was on the radio.
Four years later, the new Mrs D and I were headed out for Ft Sill and beginning my career in the Army, and as I looked in the rear view mirror to watch WSU fade away, Maggie May came on the radio. It was a real goose bump moment.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2024 10:48 PM (W/lyH)

189 179 Is it really half or is it more like 1/1024th?

Hmm googling says she eventually admitted it was a lie.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2024 10:46 PM (ibTVg)

Heh. My niece did a DNA test:
50% Asian (her mom)
1.5% Black (my Mom's side)
17% Native American (Mostly-if-not-all my Mom's side)

So that would make me about 3% black/34% Native and my mother 6% black/68% Native, roughly. Sounds about right.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:49 PM (ynpvh)

190 171 Way these airlines are having glitches, Greyhound might be safer if you don't want to drive. Plus a Greyhound trip can add to your repertoire of 'interesting' stories.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Not sure who said it. " Riding a bus, you can literally see evolution."
Posted by: Some Rat at March 16, 2024 10:42 PM (vJiyU)

And as long as you are packing with a spare magazine or 3 you should be able to live and tell about it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 16, 2024 10:49 PM (QXQ4l)

191 Małe Fiat with chains and a blade. Maybe delivered on a trailer towed in by a Yugo. And yes, the engine is in the rear.

Posted by: 80's music fan at March 16, 2024 10:50 PM (as3uC)

192 My favorite part of a Greyhound trip is when the chicken bones roll forward in the aisle when braking, to the rear when accelerating.

Posted by: Down At The Depot at March 16, 2024 10:50 PM (V5BDR)

193 Beer, Boobs and Bacon?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:45 PM (ynpvh)

Don't forget Boomsticks.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2024 10:48 PM (llON

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2024 10:51 PM (W/lyH)

194 Louisville, KY is pronounced Lou uh vul.
Cincinnati, OH is Sinsinattuh
Versailles, in KY, IN and OH is pronounced Vur-sales.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at March 16, 2024 10:51 PM (AG2A5)

195 Labrador retrievers are fetching, too. And not batshit crazy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2024 10:52 PM (tkR6S)

196 194 Louisville, KY is pronounced Lou uh vul.
Cincinnati, OH is Sinsinattuh
Versailles, in KY, IN and OH is pronounced Vur-sales.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at March 16, 2024 10:51 PM (AG2A5)

Is it Houston (Hew-stun)
or Houston (How-stun)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)

197 Kudos for the top music link flooding my YouTube algorithmic feed with a bunch of classical music that I didn't expect to be enjoying tonight.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 16, 2024 10:53 PM (s3QZ5)

198 192 My favorite part of a Greyhound trip is when the chicken bones roll forward in the aisle when braking, to the rear when accelerating.
Posted by: Down At The Depot at March 16, 2024 10:50 PM (V5BDR)

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I rode a public bus in Nepal where half the passengers rode on the roof.

It was a rattle-trap TATA.

If the bus stopped hard, it would have been TATA to half the passengers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 10:53 PM (sE4sa)

199 There's a Youtube from Cher's variety show of Cher and Farrah Fawcett doing a pantomime of playing dress dummies in a department store front window. It's quite cute.

Posted by: Sonny-less at March 16, 2024 10:54 PM (V5BDR)

200 200!

Posted by: TRex at March 16, 2024 10:56 PM (IQ6Gq)

201 Jim in K
In TX it's Hew-stun
In NYC and Londonistan it's How-stun.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at March 16, 2024 10:57 PM (AG2A5)

202 I'm watching a video discussing the various rounds of tests that have analyzed The Prisoner's Dilemma from various elements of game theory.

And the winner in almost all scenarios is a "eye for an eye" scenario.

Really, really I'm shocked to hear science has found, yet again, that a traditional legal strategy is an optimal way to organize a society.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2024 10:58 PM (ibTVg)

203 Call any vegetable

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2024 10:58 PM (63Dwl)

204 Did they get the guy out of the house in New Jersey?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2024 10:59 PM (63Dwl)

205 In TX it's Hew-stun
In NYC and Londonistan it's How-stun.
Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at March 16, 2024 10:57 PM (AG2A5)

Also Hew-stun in British Columbia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2024 11:00 PM (tkR6S)

206 203 Call any vegetable
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2024 10:58 PM (63Dwl)

because you can never tell what might turnip!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 16, 2024 11:00 PM (hOUT3)

207 Avs Oilers no score after 1

Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2024 11:03 PM (oCjPU)

208 Out of gas, so done for the night. Bean a good time but you're all butternuts. Olive all of you.

Posted by: TRex at March 16, 2024 11:03 PM (IQ6Gq)

209 Sonny married a hot piece after Cher, Susie Coelho. Then he divorced her after 3 or 4 years.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 11:04 PM (MNhXM)

210 >Olive all of you.

Posted by: TRex

Peas. ✌️

Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2024 11:05 PM (oCjPU)

211 Did they get the guy out of the house in New Jersey?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 16, 2024 10:59 PM (63Dw

Yes. Alive unfortunately.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 11:06 PM (MNhXM)

212 201 Jim in K
In TX it's Hew-stun
In NYC and Londonistan it's How-stun.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at March 16, 2024 10:57 PM (AG2A5)

Free America vs Communist America.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:06 PM (ynpvh)

213 188 Rod Stewart will always have a place in my music appreciation folder.
When I was a freshman going to Washington State University, the day I first drove into campus, as I broke over the hill and saw it, Maggie May was on the radio.
Four years later, the new Mrs D and I were headed out for Ft Sill and beginning my career in the Army, and as I looked in the rear view mirror to watch WSU fade away, Maggie May came on the radio. It was a real goose bump moment.

Posted by: Diogenes

My final week in the USAF, I had the song "Time for me to Fly" by REO Speedwagon in my head. Song had little to do with the situation except the title. As I was heading out of Tampa, my career in the USAF ended, that song started to play on the radio. Sang along with it as Tampa faded in my rear-view mirror.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 16, 2024 11:07 PM (v9vY1)

214 Interesting that Cher is part Cherokee. I think I could've guessed that.

Cher greatly resembled (when she was young) porn star Hyapatia Lee-- who is/was half Cherokee too.

Posted by: mnw at March 16, 2024 11:07 PM (NLIak)

215 I'm out too.
It's bean great!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2024 11:08 PM (W/lyH)

216 209 Sonny married a hot piece after Cher, Susie Coelho. Then he divorced her after 3 or 4 years.
Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 11:04 PM (MNhXM)

---------

Did she pine for him after the big accident?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 11:08 PM (sE4sa)

217 I've Got You Babe is the only pop hit I can recall with a prominent oboe part. Not really a solo.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2024 11:08 PM (MeG8a)

218 209 Sonny married a hot piece after Cher, Susie Coelho. Then he divorced her after 3 or 4 years.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 11:04 PM (MNhXM)

I think Susie Coelho played a~~n Indian~~ Native American in some of her roles, no?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:08 PM (ynpvh)

219 218 209 Sonny married a hot piece after Cher, Susie Coelho. Then he divorced her after 3 or 4 years.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 11:04 PM (MNhXM)

I think Susie Coelho played a~~n Indian~~ Native American in some of her roles, no?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:08 PM (ynpvh)

Wiki says she's of Indian (dot) ancestry...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:10 PM (ynpvh)

220 I don’t believe Cher has any American Indian in her. She’s Armenian and Dutch French IIRC.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 11:10 PM (MNhXM)

221 220 I don’t believe Cher has any American Indian in her. She’s Armenian and Dutch French IIRC.
Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 11:10 PM (MNhXM)

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Didn't matter. Every night all the men would still come around.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 11:11 PM (sE4sa)

222 Sonny married a hot piece after Cher, Susie Coelho. Then he divorced her after 3 or 4 years.
Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 11:04 PM (MNhXM)

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Did she pine for him after the big accident?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 11:08 PM (sE4sa)

Maybe because his third wife was elected to his Congressman position .

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 11:12 PM (MNhXM)

223 216 209 Sonny married a hot piece after Cher, Susie Coelho. Then he divorced her after 3 or 4 years.
Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 11:04 PM (MNhXM)

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Did she pine for him after the big accident?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 11:08 PM (sE4sa)

It left him in splinters.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)

224
Why, Cher looks like an Injun here:
https://tinyurl.com/bmdl4ck

Cher has a whole bunch of genes in her, but none of them are American Indian.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 16, 2024 11:13 PM (w6EFb)

225 217 I've Got You Babe is the only pop hit I can recall with a prominent oboe part. Not really a solo.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2024 11:08 PM (MeG8a)

Wasn't all Kenny G's music on Oboe?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)

226 Stopped riding the Greyhound/Trailways buses a couple of decades ago, when you could no longer be certain of getting a seat even if you'd bought a ticket in advance. When I started riding them (late 60s) I could almost set my watch by them, and I could get buses to a lot more small towns as well.

The creeps don't want you to drive, but they don't want you to be able to catch passenger trains or buses either, and who wants to deal with the airlines these days?

Posted by: Just Some Guy at March 16, 2024 11:14 PM (q3u5l)

227 Wasn't all Kenny G's music on Oboe?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)

Hah. But no respecting man plays a saprano sax.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 11:15 PM (MNhXM)

228 225 217 I've Got You Babe is the only pop hit I can recall with a prominent oboe part. Not really a solo.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2024 11:08 PM (MeG8a)

Wasn't all Kenny G's music on Oboe?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)

Oh, soprano saxophone. Nevermind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:15 PM (ynpvh)

229
When Sonny was a congress-critter, he endeared himself to me. Some reporter asked him about some complex issue of the day.

He gave a her a "what you talkin' 'bout Willis?" look and said, "Hell, I don't know!"

Most politicians would never admit they didn't know something and would try to bullshit their way through.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 16, 2024 11:15 PM (w6EFb)

230 201 Jim in K
In TX it's Hew-stun
In NYC and Londonistan it's How-stun.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at March 16, 2024 10:57 PM (AG2A5)
----
Some people say Hoo-stn or Hoo-ston

Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #05 at March 16, 2024 11:17 PM (qfLjt)

231 229
When Sonny was a congress-critter, he endeared himself to me. Some reporter asked him about some complex issue of the day.

He gave a her a "what you talkin' 'bout Willis?" look and said, "Hell, I don't know!"

Most politicians would never admit they didn't know something and would try to bullshit their way through.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 16, 2024 11:15 PM (w6EFb)

"We should declare war on Galaga!"--General in Pixels.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:17 PM (ynpvh)

232 Well.....

Hi.

Posted by: mindful webworker - concisely at March 16, 2024 11:17 PM (LTuPV)

233 MisHum, missed you the other night, getting here late. Glad you enjoyed the Arthur Dodge song. I found it fun.

Posted by: RickZ at March 16, 2024 11:18 PM (emlEe)

234 Is it Houston (Hew-stun)
or Houston (How-stun)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)

In the U.K. > Who-stun.

Posted by: javems at March 16, 2024 11:18 PM (8I4hW)

235 234 Is it Houston (Hew-stun)
or Houston (How-stun)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 10:53 PM (ynpvh)

In the U.K. > Who-stun.

Posted by: javems at March 16, 2024 11:18 PM (8I4hW)

I think we have a problem.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:18 PM (ynpvh)

236 I say Hew-stin.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 11:19 PM (MNhXM)

237 I will have to be one desperate son of a gun to ever take Greyhound again in my life. I'd rather buy a thrift store bicycle and pedal to wherever I had to go, even if it was on the opposite coast.

Posted by: PabloD at March 16, 2024 11:19 PM (QOl1C)

238 >>>I don’t believe Cher has any American Indian in her. She’s Armenian and Dutch French IIRC.

Posted by: polynikes

>I gladly place 10" of native american in Cher when she rolls by in her mobility scooter at Walmart.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at March 16, 2024 11:19 PM (Wexm1)

239 Just got an ad on EweToob for something called NikaDate. Did Nikki Haley become some sort of escort after Super Tuesday?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:20 PM (ynpvh)

240
Last performance of "I got you babe" by Sonny and Cher on David Letterman, 1987:

https://tinyurl.com/2ascnaps

You couldn't help but like Sonny. Cher, not so much.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 16, 2024 11:21 PM (w6EFb)

241 Last time I looked, Kenny G held the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest, circular, breathing note.
Try it sometime at home. Blow through a straw while maintaining the outward airflow by breathing in your nose and closing the back of your mouth so that the continuous outward pressure always goes.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2024 11:22 PM (MeG8a)

242 223 216 209 Sonny married a hot piece after Cher, Susie Coelho. Then he divorced her after 3 or 4 years.
Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 11:04 PM (MNhXM)

---------

Did she pine for him after the big accident?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2024 11:08 PM (sE4sa)

It left him in splinters.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)
----
Well he did face-plant .....

Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #06 at March 16, 2024 11:24 PM (qfLjt)

243 >> Blow through a straw while maintaining the outward airflow by breathing in your nose

I'm trying that now. Made myself light headed....

I can get the air out of the mouth, puffed cheeks, and breathe in through the nose while maintaining pressure, but can't smoothly transition. It stops starts, and I make myself light headed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 16, 2024 11:25 PM (w6EFb)

244 The creeps don't want you to drive, but they don't want you to be able to catch passenger trains or buses either, and who wants to deal with the airlines these days?
Posted by: Just Some Guy at March 16, 2024 11:14 PM (q3u5l)

Maybe we need a service like Uber, but using nice comfy RV's on major inter-city routes. Greyhound-sized RVs, fitted with six or eight small sleeper compartments, like you'd see on rail cars. With seating up front for all the passengers. A day driver, and a night driver. Meal stops for breakfast and supper. Mid-day and midnight box lunches from caterers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2024 11:26 PM (tkR6S)

245 244 The creeps don't want you to drive, but they don't want you to be able to catch passenger trains or buses either, and who wants to deal with the airlines these days?
Posted by: Just Some Guy at March 16, 2024 11:14 PM (q3u5l)

Maybe we need a service like Uber, but using nice comfy RV's on major inter-city routes. Greyhound-sized RVs, fitted with six or eight small sleeper compartments, like you'd see on rail cars. With seating up front for all the passengers. A day driver, and a night driver. Meal stops for breakfast and supper. Mid-day and midnight box lunches from caterers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2024 11:26 PM (tkR6S)

They want to force us to live in little cages called "Walkable Cities". Much easier to control people that way.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:27 PM (ynpvh)

246 I can get the air out of the mouth, puffed cheeks, and breathe in through the nose while maintaining pressure, but can't smoothly transition. It stops starts, and I make myself light headed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 16, 2024 11:25 PM (w6EFb)

That's not how you smoke out of a bong.

Posted by: RickZ at March 16, 2024 11:28 PM (emlEe)

247 "make myself light headed."

It's a good start.
I can do it with a didgeridoo

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2024 11:28 PM (MeG8a)

248 It's a good start.
I can do it with a didgeridoo
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2024 11:28 PM (MeG8a)

(choir sings)

and the hair
......and the hair
............and the hair
on her didgeridoo hung down to her knees.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2024 11:31 PM (tkR6S)

249 @217 Betcha By Golly Wow, Stylistics, has a nice oboe passage.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 16, 2024 11:32 PM (zdLoL)

250 Cher's mother, Georgia Holt, with whom Cher was close, always stated that she (Holt) was part Cherokee, fwiw.

Cher looked like she might be part American Indian when she was younger, imo. (Now she looks part Martian.)

I don't discount Cher's claim to Cherokee ancestry.

That Gregg Allman lived to be 69 is certainly counterintuitive.

And now for something completely different...

I'm afraid that the GOP circular firing squad in Ohio, in the Senate primary, may result in the DEMs holding that seat-- in what is now a deep red state. That would be fn tragic.

Posted by: mnw at March 16, 2024 11:33 PM (NLIak)

251 It's a good start.
I can do it with a didgeridoo
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2024 11:28 PM (MeG8a)

I’m a sax player ( not very good) and I can’t come close to that technique.

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 11:33 PM (MNhXM)

252 A didgeridoo is sort of like an Alp horn only Australian

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2024 11:33 PM (MeG8a)

253 >>> 202 I'm watching a video discussing the various rounds of tests that have analyzed The Prisoner's Dilemma from various elements of game theory.

And the winner in almost all scenarios is a "eye for an eye" scenario.

Really, really I'm shocked to hear science has found, yet again, that a traditional legal strategy is an optimal way to organize a society.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2024 10:58 PM (ibTVg)

istr an long essay about tit-for-tat by Stephen DenBeste...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at March 16, 2024 11:36 PM (llON8)

254 Watch Dizzy Gillespie on YouTube, how he puffs his cheeks out and plays his very long phrases. That is what he is doing.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2024 11:37 PM (MeG8a)

255 Captain Beef heart played soprano sax and he was quite manly.

Posted by: Safe As Milk at March 16, 2024 11:40 PM (V5BDR)

256 20 tweets from Bad Blue
https://tinyurl.com/ywwb2pc8

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2024 11:42 PM (fwDg9)

257 254 Watch Dizzy Gillespie on YouTube, how he puffs his cheeks out and plays his very long phrases. That is what he is doing.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2024 11:37 PM (MeG8a)
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So that's why he was called Dizzy, from holding his breath!!!

Posted by: Ciampino - Sat Update #07 at March 16, 2024 11:43 PM (qfLjt)

258 ...They want to force us to live in little cages called "Walkable Cities". Much easier to control people that way.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:27 PM (ynpvh)

Stalin built exactly that, right in the heart of Moscow. In theory, no one ever needed to exit the building, as it's view-to-the-sky "courtyard" areas provided "ample" invigoration from the sun and fresh air.

You know. Just like a prison exercise yard. (ask bluebell, she'll fill ya in on the deets...)

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2024 11:43 PM (e6UQI)

259 I don't have the chops to do it, but...

If you compare Google images of young Cher with images of young Hyapatia Lee, the resemblance is pretty striking.

Lee is indisputably part Cherokee. She writes books about it & carries on about it.

Posted by: mnw at March 16, 2024 11:43 PM (NLIak)

260 COL 1 EDM 0 after 2 🏒

Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2024 11:45 PM (oCjPU)

261 Are these the jobs Americans don't want?
Tyson Foods hoping to hire over 40,000 asylum-seekers, immigrants for labor-manufacturing jobs

https://tinyurl.com/y653mhwe

Posted by: Ciampino - We need to impose heavy penalties at March 16, 2024 11:46 PM (qfLjt)

262 258
...
You know. Just like a prison exercise yard. (ask bluebell, she'll fill ya in on the deets...)

*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2024 11:43 PM (e6UQI)

Well, I'm intrigued. I do have some familial acquantances that told me about prison from inside the walls. Some bad dudes in there, and being on your own is tough (why so many affiliate with one prison gang or another).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:46 PM (ynpvh)

263 Another disturbing bullying incident sees at least two boys beat up smaller student in corridor of Minneapolis school

https://mol.im/a/13205263

Posted by: Ciampino - Minnesota mosquitoes at March 16, 2024 11:48 PM (qfLjt)

264 261 Are these the jobs Americans don't want?
Tyson Foods hoping to hire over 40,000 asylum-seekers, immigrants for labor-manufacturing jobs

https://tinyurl.com/y653mhwe

Posted by: Ciampino - We need to impose heavy penalties at March 16, 2024 11:46 PM (qfLjt)

Who needs people with what-used-to-be exotic tropical diseases runnign around food plants? I mean, if Hepatitis is good enough for Chipotle customers...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:48 PM (ynpvh)

265 Watch Dizzy Gillespie on YouTube, how he puffs his cheeks out and plays his very long phrases. That is what he is doing.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2024 11:37 PM (MeG8a)

Many years ago, a friend of mine, who we shall call Oink had a bagpipe mime he would do, enlisting the help of his dog, Scamp, a small black Cocker Spaniel. Oink was a big guy, looked a little like John Candy (but is still alive and well). He would scoop Scamp up in the crook of his left arm, head upward, and grab one of Scamp's hind paws in his right hand, and bring his right hand up to his mouth, and mime blowing into the dog's leg, puffing out his cheeks and bugging out his eyes, while giving Scamp a little squeeze. Scamp would obligingly let out with a loud howl, the pitch varying with the squeeze. (He was really not hurting the dog at all.) The effect was amazingly realistic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2024 11:48 PM (tkR6S)

266 Captain Beef heart played soprano sax and he was quite manly.
Posted by: Safe As Milk at March 16, 2024 11:40 PM (V5BDR)

Did you formerly post as Bat Chain Puller?

Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 11:48 PM (MNhXM)

267 Bluz are 4 points out of the last wild card spot, with 14 or 15 games left. They've won 3 in a row, fwiw.

Management could really use that playoff series box office money.

Posted by: mnw at March 16, 2024 11:49 PM (NLIak)

268 Maybe this is just mean, but -- got your oboe, right here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXky-Ig5Khcb

Fifty-some years ago, when there was underground radio, this was the sort of track that would get a "You're not going to believe this."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 16, 2024 11:51 PM (zdLoL)

269 ...Well, I'm intrigued. I do have some familial acquantances that told me about prison from inside the walls. Some bad dudes in there, and being on your own is tough (why so many affiliate with one prison gang or another). Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:46 PM (ynpvh)

I know a guy who did +21 yrs in for manslaughter. He's about 6'1", and easily 300 lbs, mostly muscle, covered by ugly prison tatts. Has to wear long sleeves and a hat to work, to hide 'em as much as possible.

Somehow, he earned two Bachelor Degrees while in the can, but yeah, WAS in one of the gangs there, just to survive.

Gotta give him this, though. He's a hard worker and is very, very dependable.

Here's hoping he keeps it together for the rest of his life.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 16, 2024 11:52 PM (e6UQI)

270 Happy Saturday, Horde, I would really like the City of El Paso snow removal equipment for my driveway.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 16, 2024 11:52 PM (Sgq8y)

271 Dead-eyed Colorado teenager is jailed for 40 years for burning baby, toddler and three adults alive in their home in horrific case of mistaken identity - with dad who lost wife and kids insisting quadruple-killer should be EXECUTED

https://mol.im/a/13204869

Posted by: Ciampino - I agree on execution at March 16, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt)

272 261 Are these the jobs Americans don't want?
Tyson Foods hoping to hire over 40,000 asylum-seekers, immigrants for labor-manufacturing jobs

https://tinyurl.com/y653mhwe
Posted by: Ciampino

What could go wrong?

STOP WHINING AND GET IN THAT POT!

Posted by: Haitian Cannibals Food Processing Union at March 16, 2024 11:53 PM (v9vY1)

273 262 Jim in K

Prison gangs:

I saw the prison leader of the AB in court once. He looked like an accountant. (Not Sonny Barger, btw)

Posted by: mnw at March 16, 2024 11:53 PM (NLIak)

274 268 Maybe this is just mean, but -- got your oboe, right here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXky-Ig5Khcb

Fifty-some years ago, when there was underground radio, this was the sort of track that would get a "You're not going to believe this."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 16, 2024 11:51 PM (zdLoL)

Noice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:54 PM (ynpvh)

275 270 Happy Saturday, Horde, I would really like the City of El Paso snow removal equipment for my driveway.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 16, 2024 11:52 PM (Sgq8y)

Hey Debbie. How're you holding up?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:54 PM (ynpvh)

276 Maybe this is just mean, but -- got your oboe, right here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXky-Ig5Khcb

Fifty-some years ago, when there was underground radio, this was the sort of track that would get a "You're not going to believe this."
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 16, 2024 11:51 PM (zdLoL)

Not bad, but it's no Swingin' Shepherd.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2024 11:55 PM (tkR6S)

277 273 262 Jim in K

Prison gangs:

I saw the prison leader of the AB in court once. He looked like an accountant. (Not Sonny Barger, btw)

Posted by: mnw at March 16, 2024 11:53 PM (NLIak)

Yeah, I wouldn't be accepted by THAT group, even though my birth certificate says I'm white on both sides.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 16, 2024 11:56 PM (ynpvh)

278 Thanks, MisHum.
I don't say it often enough as regards the ONT.

Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2024 11:57 PM (69JzL)

279 In circular breathing, you are in fact, taking in breath, but some of it is being directed towards your mouth with a glottal stop with the tongue.
The cheeks serve as an auxiliary reservoir for the air, which you push out while breathing in at the same time.
It's pretty wild stuff.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at March 16, 2024 11:58 PM (MeG8a)

280 jim

Guy named Sirkasian (appx spelling). He was on trial with 4 or 5 other AB guys who LOOKED like AB, but Sirkasian didn't.

I had no part in the trial.

Posted by: mnw at March 17, 2024 12:00 AM (NLIak)

281 271 Dead-eyed Colorado teenager is jailed for 40 years for burning baby, toddler and three adults alive in their home in horrific case of mistaken identity - with dad who lost wife and kids insisting quadruple-killer should be EXECUTED

https://mol.im/a/13204869

Posted by: Ciampino - I agree on execution at March 16, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt)

At 16, he can be tried as a adult in many venues.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 12:02 AM (ynpvh)

282 Maybe we need a service like Uber, but using nice comfy RV's on major inter-city routes. Greyhound-sized RVs, fitted with six or eight small sleeper compartments, like you'd see on rail cars. With seating up front for all the passengers. A day driver, and a night driver. Meal stops for breakfast and supper. Mid-day and midnight box lunches from caterers.

Throw in pot deliveries when you're in states that allow it and call it "Doober."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 17, 2024 12:02 AM (dZVON)

283 Guy named Sirkasian (appx spelling). He was on trial with 4 or 5 other AB guys who LOOKED like AB, but Sirkasian didn't.

I had no part in the trial.
Posted by: mnw at March 17, 2024 12:00 AM (NLIak)

Was that the trial for RICO arising out of the prison guard murder?

Posted by: polynikes at March 17, 2024 12:03 AM (MNhXM)

284 Well......

Bye.

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - precisely at March 17, 2024 12:03 AM (LTuPV)

285 Night MW.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 12:04 AM (ynpvh)

286 I'm pretty sure SCOTUS said people can't be executed for crimes committed when they were minors.

The odds of somebody sentenced to death actually being executed are about 15-1 anyway, I believe.

Posted by: mnw at March 17, 2024 12:04 AM (NLIak)

287 20 tweets from Bad Blue
https://tinyurl.com/ywwb2pc8
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2024 11:42 PM (fwDg9)

# 16 is worthy of any ONT exposure. Adopting senior dogs. Always gets me, being an old fart myself.

Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2024 12:05 AM (emlEe)

288 270 Happy Saturday, Horde, I would really like the City of El Paso snow removal equipment for my driveway.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 16, 2024 11:52 PM (Sgq8y)

Hi Debby. Hope you are doing well, snow or no snow.

Posted by: javems at March 17, 2024 12:05 AM (8I4hW)

289 282 Maybe we need a service like Uber, but using nice comfy RV's on major inter-city routes. Greyhound-sized RVs, fitted with six or eight small sleeper compartments, like you'd see on rail cars. With seating up front for all the passengers. A day driver, and a night driver. Meal stops for breakfast and supper. Mid-day and midnight box lunches from caterers.

Throw in pot deliveries when you're in states that allow it and call it "Doober."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 17, 2024 12:02 AM (dZVON)

You have to pass the Doober on the left hand side.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 12:05 AM (ynpvh)

290 286 I'm pretty sure SCOTUS said people can't be executed for crimes committed when they were minors.

The odds of somebody sentenced to death actually being executed are about 15-1 anyway, I believe.

Posted by: mnw at March 17, 2024 12:04 AM (NLIak)

Most die in prison naturally or un-naturally.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 12:06 AM (ynpvh)

291
Also saw this on the Daily Mail:
https://tinyurl.com/26qe8ssq

A drunk woman pitches a hissy fit upon boarding a plane at a Dallas airport and is thrown off. Even bigger hissy fit ensues, and she's arrested. She ends up insulting the cops for having small penises and small salaries.

It reaches a climax when, being frog-marched to jail she falls on the floor and pisses herself.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 17, 2024 12:06 AM (w6EFb)

292 https://youtu.be/EsyUa63NM1E

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 12:07 AM (ynpvh)

293 At 16, he can be tried as a adult in many venues.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 12:02 AM (ynpvh)

SCOTUS already ruled anyone under 18 at the time of their crime cannot be executed. That's why Lee Malvo is still alive and John Mohammad is not.

Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2024 12:08 AM (emlEe)

294 The odds of somebody sentenced to death actually being executed are about 15-1 anyway, I believe.
Posted by: mnw at March 17, 2024 12:04 AM (NLIak)

The judge should release the kid on bail, pending appeal, to the custody of the bereaved father.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2024 12:10 AM (tkR6S)

295 283 poly

No, I don't think so. The trial was in federal court in the Midwest, & the heart of the multi-count indictment was the murder of some AA prison gang inmates, IIRC.

Again, I had nothing to do with it. I just watched a little of it for the hell of it. The courthouse was guarded like Fort Knox, which I never saw before or after.

Posted by: mnw at March 17, 2024 12:10 AM (NLIak)

296 291
Also saw this on the Daily Mail:
https://tinyurl.com/26qe8ssq

A drunk woman pitches a hissy fit upon boarding a plane at a Dallas airport and is thrown off. Even bigger hissy fit ensues, and she's arrested. She ends up insulting the cops for having small penises and small salaries.

It reaches a climax when, being frog-marched to jail she falls on the floor and pisses herself.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 17, 2024 12:06 AM (w6EFb)

This isn't the same woman in the "Single guy trying to hook up with single gal" link, is it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 12:11 AM (ynpvh)

297 287 20 tweets from Bad Blue
https://tinyurl.com/ywwb2pc8
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2024 11:42 PM (fwDg9)

# 16 is worthy of any ONT exposure. Adopting senior dogs. Always gets me, being an old fart myself.
Posted by: RickZ

#08 Wait? The Babylon Bee is Jewish?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 17, 2024 12:13 AM (v9vY1)

298 297 287 20 tweets from Bad Blue
https://tinyurl.com/ywwb2pc8
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2024 11:42 PM (fwDg9)

# 16 is worthy of any ONT exposure. Adopting senior dogs. Always gets me, being an old fart myself.
Posted by: RickZ

#08 Wait? The Babylon Bee is Jewish?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 17, 2024 12:13 AM (v9vY1)

Oy Vey!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 12:15 AM (ynpvh)

299 It reaches a climax when...

Have to hand it to you, this story has just about everything.
And enough call-backs to other tales going around just now, it's practically Machines for Sale-worthy.
Soon to be a major motion picture? Needs a little script development, but given the right starlet I might pay to watch.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 17, 2024 12:17 AM (zdLoL)

300 javems!! I have missed seeing you here, I mean I have seen you, but seldom in time to respond. I was thinking of you this morning, right here, when people were talking about their favorite coffee mugs, mine is the one I won at the MoMe last fall. I thank you every day.

jim (in kalifornia), I have good days and bad, today was very good. Drop me a line sometime, we can commiserate as needed.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 17, 2024 12:18 AM (Sgq8y)

301 "falls on the floor & pisses herself"?

Talk about having a truly bad day.

When she wakes up next morning: "Boy, I have a terrible headache! Say, why am I in jail? I did WHAT ?!?"

Posted by: mnw at March 17, 2024 12:19 AM (NLIak)

302 A drunk woman pitches a hissy fit upon boarding a plane at a Dallas airport and is thrown off. Even bigger hissy fit ensues, and she's arrested. She ends up insulting the cops for having small penises and small salaries.
Posted by: publius

It must be noted however, nice bewbs.

I am a Moron in good standing.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2024 12:21 AM (T9WMp)

303 Oh my gosh, Tonypete, how are you?? And the Missus?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 17, 2024 12:24 AM (Sgq8y)

304 >> It must be noted however, nice bewbs.

99% probability they're fake. And that spike hair just cancels it out anyway.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 17, 2024 12:25 AM (w6EFb)

305 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 17, 2024 12:18 AM (Sgq8y)

Thanks. Good to hear from you. I'm not the night owl I used to be. Glad you enjoy the mug.

Posted by: javems at March 17, 2024 12:26 AM (8I4hW)

306 DDS!! We are great - loving the new home and location and just having the time of our life. How are you doing?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 17, 2024 12:28 AM (T9WMp)

307 I am doing OK. as long as I am doing, this is a good thing. I am glad that you and R are happy and enjoying life.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 17, 2024 12:34 AM (Sgq8y)

308

Four years ago today. The greatest assault on civil liberties in living memory started with small print, "really small print".

https://tinyurl.com/mrxtcak7

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2024 12:35 AM (63Dwl)

309 Well, I am getting real sleepy, so I am going to hit the sack early. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2024 12:37 AM (tkR6S)

310 COL 2 EDM 2 end reg 🏒

Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2024 12:41 AM (oCjPU)

311 300 javems!! I have missed seeing you here, I mean I have seen you, but seldom in time to respond. I was thinking of you this morning, right here, when people were talking about their favorite coffee mugs, mine is the one I won at the MoMe last fall. I thank you every day.

jim (in kalifornia), I have good days and bad, today was very good. Drop me a line sometime, we can commiserate as needed.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 17, 2024 12:18 AM (Sgq8y)

will do. Just sent you an email from a new address. LMK if you got it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 12:43 AM (ynpvh)

312 308

Four years ago today. The greatest assault on civil liberties in living memory started with small print, "really small print".

https://tinyurl.com/mrxtcak7

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2024 12:35 AM (63Dwl)

It wasn't that small print. I was the unwritten rules they've been running on for decades now.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 12:44 AM (ynpvh)

313 Debby,

You still here? I just sent you an email from a new address. LMK if you get it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 12:46 AM (ynpvh)

314 Oh, in email on last line, Not should be Now. I do that all the time...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 12:47 AM (ynpvh)

315
I cannot stress how crazy the Covid "response" was. They threw out 100 years of pandemic knowledge -- you know the shit they'd learned over 100 years.

They threw it out the window completely. For example, it has been known that quarantines (save in very specific circumstances, which don't apply to highly transmissible respiratory viruses) and lock downs don't work, and are in fact, counter-productive.

When you do you most need a well-functioning economy and supply chains and all that? When there's a fucking pandemic going on!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 17, 2024 12:49 AM (w6EFb)

316 315
I cannot stress how crazy the Covid "response" was. They threw out 100 years of pandemic knowledge -- you know the shit they'd learned over 100 years.

They threw it out the window completely. For example, it has been known that quarantines (save in very specific circumstances, which don't apply to highly transmissible respiratory viruses) and lock downs don't work, and are in fact, counter-productive.

When you do you most need a well-functioning economy and supply chains and all that? When there's a fucking pandemic going on!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 17, 2024 12:49 AM (w6EFb)

Follow the money.
Follow the misdeeds.
It's corruption and deceit all the way down.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 12:50 AM (ynpvh)

317 COL 3 EDM 2 FINAL OT 🏒

Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2024 12:52 AM (oCjPU)

318 with 1 sec on the OT clock

Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2024 12:52 AM (oCjPU)

319

Remember COVID Lockdowns? Commemorating the “15 Days” Lie

https://is.gd/129191

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2024 12:53 AM (63Dwl)

320 319

Remember COVID Lockdowns? Commemorating the “15 Days” Lie

https://is.gd/129191

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2024 12:53 AM (63Dwl)

Ukraine was a "two-weeks" war too, wasn't it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 12:54 AM (ynpvh)

321 Did we mention this today? McDonald's suffers system outages worldwide

https://tinyurl.com/2j7vdhkj

Posted by: Ciampino - Calamity! No burgers at March 17, 2024 12:54 AM (qfLjt)

322 Kamala Harris' Stepdaughter Is Raising Money for Group Tied to Oct. 7 Slaughter of Jews in Southern Israel

https://t.co/MFdCkuLBI5

Posted by: Ciampino - Wait til CNN finds out! at March 17, 2024 12:56 AM (qfLjt)

323 321 Did we mention this today? McDonald's suffers system outages worldwide

https://tinyurl.com/2j7vdhkj

Posted by: Ciampino - Calamity! No burgers at March 17, 2024 12:54 AM (qfLjt)

But did they REALLY suffer?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 12:57 AM (ynpvh)

324 322 Kamala Harris' Stepdaughter Is Raising Money for Group Tied to Oct. 7 Slaughter of Jews in Southern Israel

https://t.co/MFdCkuLBI5

Posted by: Ciampino - Wait til CNN finds out! at March 17, 2024 12:56 AM (qfLjt)

I'm not surprised. Just in time for Rama-dama-dingdong or whatever it's called.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 01:01 AM (ynpvh)

325 jim, I got your email, sent you a reply.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 17, 2024 01:02 AM (Sgq8y)

326 The UN is a terrorist-supporting entity; we should treat it accordingly.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 01:02 AM (ynpvh)

327
The establishment/Deep State panicked, lost their fuckin' minds over this thing. And the reason was *they were culpable*, with their Frankenstein Gain of Function shit outsourced to the Wuhan lab and all that.

That was the main reason for the freak out. It's like, well, you remember when you were a kid and you broke, messed up, or fucked something up? You didn't want your parents to find out, so you tried to "fix it". And by trying to fix it, you fucked things up even worse?

That's what they did.

Now, the money angle. You had a bunch of people's eye's going ca-ching, ca-ching, over the money they could make with that freak out.

That explains what happened, the best I can figure, to first order. Now, add in Klaus Schwab and the WEF's plans for the future, and they saw an opportunity as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 17, 2024 01:02 AM (w6EFb)

328 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 17, 2024 01:02 AM (w6EFb)

Never let a crises go to waste. They used Covid to absolutely destroy any vestige of actual Natural Rights in this country. Masks. Distancing. Closing schools and businesses... even churches.

They used it as an excuse to 'convince' people to give up their freedom... and sadly... for most... it worked.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2024 01:06 AM (xaFKb)

329 I'm not surprised. Just in time for Rama-dama-dingdong or whatever it's called.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 01:01 AM (ynpvh)

I think it's 'Rama-dama-click-BOOM'.

Posted by: RickZ at March 17, 2024 01:19 AM (emlEe)

330 325 jim, I got your email, sent you a reply.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 17, 2024 01:02 AM (Sgq8y)

Got it! Thanks!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 01:21 AM (ynpvh)

331 But did they REALLY suffer?

I think so. On our way to cook for a club dinner (and we'd have to eat last), wife and I thought we'd have a quick sandwich on the way to tide us over. I told her a joke or two about reports of their incredible high prices, but she said she'd stopped with her mother for a "bundle" a couple of weeks ago, and it was only about $3. So we got in the drive-thru line. It was creeping. When she tried to order, AI would not recognize a "bundle" as not being breakfast. We were about to give up and pull out when the "asstmgr" overrode the order program, took our simple order, and McSplained that nobody could figure out why the ordering software was so wacky today. So they had to use up their asstmgr's whole work day to ride herd on the new labor-saving device. It's Lent, so it seemed...fishy.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 17, 2024 01:28 AM (zdLoL)

332 331 But did they REALLY suffer?

...When she tried to order, AI would not recognize a "bundle" as not being breakfast. We were about to give up and pull out when the "asstmgr" overrode the order program, took our simple order, and McSplained that nobody could figure out why the ordering software was so wacky today. So they had to use up their asstmgr's whole work day to ride herd on the new labor-saving device. It's Lent, so it seemed...fishy.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 17, 2024 01:28 AM (zdLoL)

Heh.
It occurred to me it's not ass-tmgr but asst-mgr. LOL
Had a incident at Carl's Jr where I was trying to order the special (we had coupons, just about the only time we go to such places) and the AI kept getting my order wrong, and when it was done F'ing up my order, the price was 3x or 4x of what it was SUPPOSED

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 01:36 AM (ynpvh)

333 ...to be, we went to the front window and did the order there with the coupons. Some time-and-labor-saving device. Was much better a few weeks later, but still got the price wrong.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 01:37 AM (ynpvh)

334 Avs goal with one seeond left in OT, for the win. Great game by both teams.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 17, 2024 01:39 AM (991eG)

335 Hubby & I had burgers at Carls Jr a few years back. Don't remember the price.

Worst. Burgers. We've ever had, bar none.

Never went to one of those again.

Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2024 01:40 AM (njWTi)

336 335 Hubby & I had burgers at Carls Jr a few years back. Don't remember the price.

Worst. Burgers. We've ever had, bar none.

Never went to one of those again.

Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2024 01:40 AM (njWTi)

Western Bacon Double Cheeseburger is tasty. They had a "truffle" burger that was pretty good too. Too pricey for me most of the time. I made pork ribs the other day. 10lbs from Costco business. Put a rub on it, let it rest in fridge, cooked it. Came out pretty good. Food for me and the boys. Lots more food for the same price than if I'd gone to a burger place.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 01:51 AM (ynpvh)

337 335 Hubby & I had burgers at Carls Jr a few years back. Don't remember the price.

Worst. Burgers. We've ever had, bar none.

Never went to one of those again.

Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2024 01:40 AM (njWTi)

There are two Carl's Jr near me; one sucks, the other pretty good. I avoid the sucky on like the plague.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 01:52 AM (ynpvh)

338 And...I'm out. Tired now. Night all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2024 01:55 AM (ynpvh)

339 Time for a little shuteye.

Posted by: Ciampino - sleep, sleep, wonderful sleep at March 17, 2024 02:03 AM (qfLjt)

340 'Night, jim & ciampino!

Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2024 02:09 AM (njWTi)

341 We splurged on dinner at a Mex (sit-down) place recently. It was good, but wow! $63 for 2 dinners, no booze, no dessert. We had soft drinks...

Service was good, so total was $80 with tip. That's all the cash we had with us, glad it was enough

Posted by: JQ at March 17, 2024 02:13 AM (njWTi)

342 Time for a little shuteye.
Posted by: Ciampino

I'll shut your eye

Posted by: Ike Turner with love Talk to Tina at March 17, 2024 02:22 AM (v+0wn)

343 I shall now Stay on the Scene

Posted by: Miklos, Getting on Up according to James Brown instructions, which are right there on the box at March 17, 2024 02:29 AM (v+0wn)

344 James Brown currently rules the Jukebox at El Hacienda del Miklos.

Posted by: Miklos needs a James Brown cape, and a cape flunky at March 17, 2024 02:32 AM (v+0wn)

345 You WISH TX snow removal equipment was that robust.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 17, 2024 02:39 AM (LqqGi)

346 If Soul Brother Number One James Brown says "This is a Man's World", who am I to argue?

Luciano Pavarotti seemed to agree.

The look on Pavarotti hearing James Brown live for the first time is black Amex card Priceless.

Posted by: Miklos is much Pleased at March 17, 2024 02:41 AM (v+0wn)

347 There are two Carl's Jr near me; one sucks, the other pretty good. I avoid the sucky on like the plague.
Posted by: jim

I know a Carl who is a Junior, but we call him Bubba.

Like everybody.

Posted by: Miklos is pleased to to be comfortably South of the Mason-Dixon at March 17, 2024 02:43 AM (v+0wn)

348 57 My Japanese boss took me to a Japanese piano karaoke bar in NYC. I was the only round eye in the joint. I ended up singing Love Me Tender. Worst part was my boss loved scotch and that’s all we had to drink at our table. These Japanese businessmen know how to do it right though. This was in 1997.
Posted by: polynikes at March 16, 2024 10:17 PM (MNhXM)

In Korea I did a karaoke performance of “Light My Fire” while the proprietor of the establishment played the sax.

Later that year I yelled “Cowboys From Hell” as a backing band played in the background. - live karaoke, I guess you could say.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 17, 2024 02:44 AM (LqqGi)

349 I did Elvis karaoke at the lake in Hungary.

The singing got RESPECT, the hip shaking got laffs.

Posted by: Miklos did OK, considering at March 17, 2024 02:46 AM (v+0wn)

350 308

Four years ago today. The greatest assault on civil liberties in living memory started with small print, "really small print".

https://tinyurl.com/mrxtcak7
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 17, 2024 12:35 AM (63Dwl)

The NM tyrant tried abrogating the 2nd Amendment on the grounds of public health.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 17, 2024 02:47 AM (LqqGi)

351 The NM tyrant tried abrogating the 2nd Amendment on the grounds of public health.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

As a member of the public, my health may depend on my shooting somebody.

Posted by: Miklos, QED at March 17, 2024 02:51 AM (v+0wn)

352 Slow ONT.

Well, at least Little Skip is finally in bed.

Posted by: Auntie Miklos, drinking straight from the bottle at this point at March 17, 2024 02:53 AM (v+0wn)

353 I guess everybody is still adjusting their clocks and quasi-functional Smart Devices, which are set to Beijing Time, for some reason.

Posted by: Miklos resets every Waffle HouseShift Change (minus 3 minutes and GO) at March 17, 2024 02:57 AM (v+0wn)

354 Elon thinks his Space stuff is Smart.

Complex organization, quality control, best personnel, expect things to go wrong.

FUN FACT

Elon Musk studied at MIT on a Waffle House scholarship, and it shows.

Posted by: Miklos sees no problems, parking lot-wise at March 17, 2024 03:02 AM (v+0wn)

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In case Pixy and I got Problems.

Posted by: Miklos pro se at March 17, 2024 03:04 AM (v+0wn)

356 As long as I apparently run this place, I want Reparations and declare myself President for Life of several countries.

Posted by: Miklos will be busy if this works at March 17, 2024 03:09 AM (v+0wn)

357 Asshole is parked across TWO spaces.

"Waffle House assures a pleasant and accessible experience for all cumstomers."

Corporate Policy is not to challenge or confront a customer.

I also edited the Employee Handbook for accuracy.

Posted by: Miklos was happy until about two minutes ago at March 17, 2024 03:18 AM (v+0wn)

358 (wanders in)
Quiet this morning.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 17, 2024 03:18 AM (v9vY1)

359 So

I am am, by acclamation, President for Life of some countries.

Liechtenstein. Singapore. Barbados. Slovakia. Uruguay.

Haiti is not on the list

Posted by: Miklos needs to order snappy new uniforms at March 17, 2024 03:21 AM (v+0wn)

360 Quiet this morning.
Posted by: Puddleglum

This is when the Revolution happens.

Posted by: Miklos heeds the the Call of the People, of some kind, somewhere at March 17, 2024 03:23 AM (v+0wn)

361 Haiti is not on the list

H8r!

Posted by: Haitian Cannibals at March 17, 2024 03:23 AM (v9vY1)

362 H8r!
Posted by: Haitian Cannibals

They're not eating their best, that much I can tell you.

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at March 17, 2024 03:26 AM (v+0wn)

363 I guess everybody is busy doing Tik Tok stuff

Posted by: Miklos the Inluencer at March 17, 2024 03:34 AM (v+0wn)

364 Saw brother James at the Township Auditorium back in '67, Miklos, with my HS sweetie. Only time I saw him live.

Posted by: Philip at March 17, 2024 03:43 AM (46Cfy)

365 Saw brother James at the Township Auditorium back in '67, Miklos, with my HS sweetie. Only time I saw him live.
Posted by: Philip

That is a Blessing.

Posted by: Miklos had the joy of living in New Orleans when you could see, hear, and meet at March 17, 2024 03:58 AM (v+0wn)

366 Township Auditorium in Columbia?

I only went there to see Rueben "Freight Train" Jones, my youthful wrestling idol.

Posted by: Miklos remembers the signature "freight train" at March 17, 2024 04:01 AM (v+0wn)

367 I only went there to see Rueben "Freight Train" Jones, my youthful wrestling idol.
Posted by: Miklos remembers the signature "freight train"

I waz rong.

Rufus R. "Freight Train" Jones

Posted by: Miklos remembers the signature at March 17, 2024 04:06 AM (v+0wn)

368 Pixy B up !

Posted by: JT at March 17, 2024 04:09 AM (T4tVD)

369 Come on

Admit it

If you are a fan of professional wrestling, you understand American Politics.

Posted by: Miklos remembers the most notoriously biased ACC ref of all al time at March 17, 2024 04:12 AM (v+0wn)

370 That's the place! And it was jumping.

Posted by: Philip at March 17, 2024 04:13 AM (46Cfy)

371 The photo of beer and bacon: is that AI? I can't imagine setting bacon down on a tablecloth like that!

Posted by: m at March 17, 2024 06:03 AM (o3SCB)

372 Without seeing mechanical handling equipment, sounds like the forklift operator backed into an open speed rack, forcing her forward towards, maybe over, the operating controls while 'truck' would still be in reverse.

Looking for violations, Osha goes for programs, i.e., operator training records.

Posted by: L - May FJB & comany kiss unwashed Blarney Stone at March 17, 2024 06:57 AM (GshMh)

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