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The Arab world, driven by Islam, see interactions with others as a power dynamic. No scholar of the Middle East ignores this, and the history of the Arab world is rife with examples. Yet the elites in the halls of American power ignore those lessons, or simply never learned them.

Just read Bernard Lewis, the great scholar of the Arab world, if you want a glimpse into the Arab mind. No post-modernist he!

The reality is that our "betters" in Washington seem to think that Hamas and Hezbollah are just like us! And they aren't. They see the world from the standpoint of strength vs. weakness, and our incessant and tedious assumptions that they seek some sort of benign Jeffersonian democracy for their subjects, hysterically contrary to their plainly spoken goals, makes them think that we are weak and can be manipulated and outlasted.

And they are correct.

Gaza's Understanding of U.S. Humanitarian Aid: A "Free Lunch"

Gazans interpret U.S. humanitarian aid without a quid pro quo as unqualified American support for Hamas and Gaza and a rejection of Israel. Gazans note that the United States helps them more than the Arab states. Therefore, Gazans interpret U.S. aid as an implicit justification for their actions on October 7, 2023. Gaza views American air drops, seaport plans, and aid convoys as concrete illustrations of American solidarity with Palestinian “liberation,” which aims to eradicate Israel. Unconditional aid strengthens the Gazans’ sense of self-righteousness and understanding that October 7 was a milestone in achieving victory in their dedication to never-ending jihad against the Jewish state.

We telegraph our weakness with every unilateral action. Israel telegraphed its weakness with its own many unilateral concessions.

Israel has seen the folly of its ways and has begun a paradigm shift inside its halls of power. America keeps plodding along, ignoring the obvious lessons about how to deal with the Arab world in general, and Hamas specifically. "Send them mountains of humanitarian aid...they'll love us!"

No...they will hate us for being weak and not demanding concessions before the aid is given, and they will harden their stance towards any American-led initiatives. Hamas has stolen billions from the West and created their own horrible little world where they wield sole power. Giving them more aid simply reinforces the status quo, and emboldens them that their dystopian nightmare of a world-view is the correct one!

Israel seems to be threading the needle by controlling the aid and keeping it from Hamas, all the while planning their ultimate destruction. Whether they can withstand the pressure from America and the West to let Hamas off the hook and live to fight another day remains to be seen, but the tone in Israel has changed. The Biden/Obama junta is actively undermining the Israeli efforts by sending exactly the wrong message.

President Trump understood the respect for power in the Arab world, and was far more successful than any other American administration. The Abraham Accords was a perfect template for Western influence in the Middle East, and the undermining of Trump's efforts is one reason why Hamas felt emboldened to carry out its Pogrom.

If one is pro-Israel, there is no other vote in November...a second Trump presidency will shift the Middle East back toward a rational examination of Israel, America, and the possibility of dragging itself into the modern world. That means confronting Iran once and for all. Regime change is the only answer. And that would calm the region far more than any ridiculous "Two-State Solution" ever could!

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1 1st?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:00 AM (9yWhg)

2 Yesssss!!!!!!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:01 AM (9yWhg)

3 I done called 'em.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:02 AM (9yWhg)

4 Gazans interpret U.S. humanitarian aid without a quid pro quo as unqualified American support for Hamas and Gaza and a rejection of Israel.
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No shit.

How would you take it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:02 AM (HnUIn)

5 Good morning, fellow travelers! I hope everyone has started their days well.

Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2024 11:02 AM (ZdaMQ)

6 *Luxuriates in the blood of her enemies*

Are my lovelies well this morn?

Posted by: Elizabeth Bathory at March 21, 2024 11:02 AM (f7EsW)

7 Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 21, 2024 11:02 AM (PQ4m2)

8 They see it as tribute, not 'aid.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2024 11:03 AM (di6C2)

9 The Arab world, driven by Islam, see interactions with others as a power dynamic. No scholar of the Middle East ignores this, and the history of the Arab world is rife with examples. Yet the elites in the halls of American power ignore those lessons, or simply never learned them.

Were one to write down, in 2 point font, the list of lessons which "the elites in the halls of American power" ignore or never learned, that list could wrap around the planet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2024 11:03 AM (z99Zw)

10 Unconditional aid strengthens the Gazans’ sense of self-righteousness and understanding that October 7 was a milestone in achieving victory in their dedication to never-ending jihad against the Jewish state.
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A major point of the whole thing, I suspect.

The Party really, really, really does not want to see Hamas defeated. Putting some steel in their spines without directly engaging is a win/win.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:03 AM (HnUIn)

11 Take photo of a boarding pass
Sneak onto plane
Hide in bathroom
Uhhhh...profit?

Only question is how did he get past TSA?

He is accused of taking photos of the boarding passes of unsuspecting passengers and using his phone to board the flight to Austin, Texas, according to a criminal complaint filed in Utah.

Fleurizard allegedly spent a 'significant amount of time' in the bathroom and only came out once boarding was complete and the aircraft doors were secured.

But a flight attendant noticed there were no empty seats and found he did not have a valid ticket and the aircraft was forced to return to the gate where he was arrested.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 21, 2024 11:04 AM (b/Uzl)

12 ... but the tone in Israel has changed. The Biden/Obama junta is actively undermining the Israeli efforts by sending exactly the wrong message.
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I'm just hoping - a forlorn hope, perhaps, but hope nonetheless - that that this will be a rare and notable failure of the "fifth generation warfare" color revolution strategy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:04 AM (HnUIn)

13 We should be dropping pallets of rocks, not MRE's.

No parachutes either.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2024 11:04 AM (Q4IgG)

14 The reality is that our "betters" in Washington seem to think that Hamas and Hezbollah are just like us!

They want to "love" attractive Jewesses, repeatedly and without consent, and get rid of the others. That sounds a lot like our "betters". Hamas and Hezbollah are just honest about it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2024 11:06 AM (z99Zw)

15 I thought that I read that Bernard Lewis had gone kind of soft on Islam toward the end of his life. Like, making excuses for terrorism and such.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:06 AM (9yWhg)

16 They see it as tribute, not 'aid.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2024 11:03 AM (di6C2)


Exactly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2024 11:06 AM (r/tDj)

17 Repeat but on point.

Robert Satloff
@robsatloff
These #Palestinian poll results (from March 2024) tell a depressing story:
- 71% say 10/7 attacks were "correct"
- 91% say #Hamas committed no war crimes in this conflict
- 59% say Hamas should control #Gaza after the war is over
- Hamas has double the popular support of #Fatah, the main party of the #PalestinianAuthority (34% to 17%)
- "Armed struggle," not negotiations or non-violent resistance, is the most popular strategy to end #Israeli occupation (46%)

-
Schumer's buddies don't seem all that interested in peace.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2024 11:06 AM (FVME7)

18 The site continues to have issues with posting and refreshing, I see.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:07 AM (9yWhg)

19 Spot on CBD!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 21, 2024 11:07 AM (W/lyH)

20 Breaking - the US has called for an immediate cease fire in Gaza. about time! US drafted a UN resolution with the demand. Keep on meeting with ReTHUGs Bibi

Release of Israeli hostages tied to Washington's demand as Biden administration ups pressure on ally. Just heard that this resolution is still being negotiated and is not final. But hopefully it will be strong and soon.

Israel has the right to defend itself and there can be no lasting peace with Hamas in power. But the humanitarian crisis is too dire to keep fighting right now. Hamas needs to relase all the hostages and the fighting needs to stop.

Will this finally appease the anti-Biden Palestinian supporters?

If they were to release the surviving hostages there’d be an immediate cease fire and there would have been for weeks now.

Yes!! TODAY. October 7th was an atrocity. Starving and killing people is not the solution.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 21, 2024 11:07 AM (JCZqz)

21 >>America keeps plodding along, ignoring the obvious lessons about how to deal with the Arab world in general, and Hamas specifically. "Send them mountains of humanitarian aid...they'll love us!"


See also: Yemen
Saw stats a while back about the effect of the UN Food program feeding Yemenis. Guess what the results were? Many times more hungry Yemeni mouths to feed. The Population went from (approximate, from memory) something like 5 million in the 70's to 30 million today. Even if my numbers are off a bit, the point remains: giving them food didn't lift them out of poverty, inspire them to build a community/culture that could sustain itself, it made them appear to think: Cool, we can have more babies because someone else will feed them.

Oh, and they still haaaate the West.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2024 11:08 AM (6IDWi)

22 If one is pro-Israel, there is no other vote in November...a second Trump presidency will shift the Middle East back toward a rational examination of Israel, America, and the possibility of dragging itself into the modern world.

Even putting aside the question of Israel, if one is pro-humanity... at all... one must support Trump.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 21, 2024 11:09 AM (z99Zw)

23 The Party really, really, really does not want to see Hamas defeated. Putting some steel in their spines without directly engaging is a win/win.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:03 AM (HnUIn)

They want to see Iran rise to a position of power such that it is a check on foreign interference. This is their all consuming goal. That is what nukes are about but they also want soft and hard force projection that is non-nuclear.

Hamas IS their hard force projection. They have tied a lot of resources and time into building them as a force that can destroy Israel. Their defeat would be a major set back to the entire plan. That is why it cannot be allowed to fail.

I am not saying this makes logical sense, it is just my read on what I am observing. It is weird, but it feels like we are watching someone's pie in the sky doctoral thesis played out on the world stage. Something like 'How Iran could rise as a world power and achieve dominance in the Middle East.'

However, they are constantly having to make moves to rig the game to get the results they want. However, the best movements/projects work organically using your 'team's' strengths in the best way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2024 11:09 AM (di6C2)

24 ... Israel has the right to defend itself and there can be no lasting peace with Hamas in power. But the humanitarian crisis is too dire to keep fighting right now. Hamas needs to relase all the hostages and the fighting needs to stop. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 21, 2024 11:07 AM (JCZqz)
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"Humanitarian crisis" is another way of saying, "the conditions for victory are being met."

"There can be no peace with the current government of Japan, but the humanitarian crisis is far too dire to keep fire-bombing their cities right now."
-- Nobody, ever

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:10 AM (HnUIn)

25 oh good it got fixed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2024 11:10 AM (i9ffA)

26 >>Yes!! TODAY. October 7th was an atrocity. Starving and killing people is not the solution.


So. . . what then *is* the solution?
They're so busy micro-managing Israel's response they never get to discussion of a solution based on the reality that one side will only stop when they achieve their goal of annihilating the other side.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2024 11:11 AM (6IDWi)

27 -- President Trump understood the respect for power in the Arab world, and was far more successful than any other American administration. --

Trump is and was a realist -- and a realist knows better than to try to sweet-talk someone who hates you and wants you converted, enslaved, or dead. There have been very few realists in the Oval Office this century past.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at March 21, 2024 11:11 AM (Nmmyc)

28 America keeps plodding along, ignoring the obvious lessons about how to deal with the Arab world in general, and Hamas specifically. "Send them mountains of humanitarian aid...they'll love us!"

Funny, isn't it. The harder we try to be loved, the less we're respected. Like the geopolitical version of a simp.

Islam doesn't hate us because they don't know us. Islam hates us because they do.

Posted by: Factoid at March 21, 2024 11:11 AM (O17x6)

29 We should be dropping pallets of rocks, not MRE's.

No parachutes either.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2024 11:04 AM (Q4IgG)

Kinder, gentler "Rods from God"?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 21, 2024 11:11 AM (XjtdB)

30 The Two State Solution is just a new name for the Final Solution.

Posted by: ... at March 21, 2024 11:11 AM (mf7Zu)

31 Hmmm, just tried to post. Included link not too long.
Got "site unable to process" pop up.

Posted by: TeeJ at March 21, 2024 11:11 AM (dWUm0)

32 They want to see Iran rise to a position of power such that it is a check on foreign interference. This is their all consuming goal. That is what nukes are about but they also want soft and hard force projection that is non-nuclear. ...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2024 11:09 AM (di6C2)
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Yup. They have a very firm vision of the world and Iran's position in it as regional hegemon. They are obsessed with it.

The progs have certain geopolitical obsessions and Iran is one of them. Brazil is another.

Like cold fusion, stable and powerful Iranian and Brazilian hegemony is just five years away. Always just five years away.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:12 AM (HnUIn)

33 Let's invade Cuba while we're at it. Hot chicks, nice beaches. Fuck the throwbacks.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2024 11:12 AM (FmapG)

34 Islam means submission. Their relationships are master servant. The idea of cooperation and win win bargaining is culturally foreign. They haggle. It's a one at a time every time battle. Efficiency is a distant third to dominance or status Chec king. A weak man is disrespected. You disgrace yourself and insult them by giving the something in return for nothing. Trump, for as much as some call him stupid, isn't stupid about the middle east.

Posted by: Oh but my favorite congressweasel is the best at March 21, 2024 11:12 AM (U+O4g)

35 Okay. Trying again.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b2uuQkQYYuA

Posted by: TeeJ at March 21, 2024 11:13 AM (dWUm0)

36 Funny, isn't it. The harder we try to be loved, the less we're respected. Like the geopolitical version of a simp.

Islam doesn't hate us because they don't know us. Islam hates us because they do.
Posted by: Factoid at March 21, 2024 11:11 AM (O17x6)
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If you want to be an empire, you need a *very* firm pimp hand. You also need to hand out goodies, but you have to use that firm pimp hand at all times.

America has *always* been a lousy empire. That we ended up accidentally becoming one is a historical tragicomedy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:13 AM (HnUIn)

37 30 The Two State Solution is just a new name for the Final Solution.
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My son's next album is called Final Solution. This is his last effort to market his band. I told him not to invade Poland. Don't know if he listens to me, though.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2024 11:14 AM (FmapG)

38 IIRC the surviving Muslims in the Gaza Strip are not all that thrilled with the "humanitarian aid" being dumped on them. Videos of them trashing the stuff as "garbage" surfaced shortly after the first airdrops.

The junta is more concerned with the Muslims and their ballots here anyway... so they'll put on some theater.

Appeasement. The left doesn't want to have to deal with their own outrage mob.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2024 11:14 AM (Q4IgG)

39 Strong horse

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 21, 2024 11:14 AM (63Dwl)

40 The thing is, they keep having to hamstring and harangue Israel to keep them from responding to the Iranian moves organically. So it is like playing a game of chess. A fight to the death between Bobby Fisher vs Brie Larson. You are the game master standing beside the board. You want Brie to win, because it would be a great story. So you constantly have to be telling Bobby he cannot use his queen. You keep having to restore Brie's pieces when they are captured.

However, you do not understand the game. So you keep having to make bolder and bolder moves in order to counter someone (Fisher) who DOES know the game and is fighting for his life.

In the end, you have to put a gun to Fisher's head to try to get him to stop 'winning.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 21, 2024 11:15 AM (di6C2)

41 I have been very supportive of the IDF's plans, but I realize they made one grave strategic error in this war. They began operations at the top of the Gaza strip and moved down, but they should have started at both ends simultaneously and squeezed them into the middle. If they had taken the Philadelphia corridor in the first 6 weeks (they had the ability to do so) then all the smuggling and aid issues would have been over, because Israel would have controlled all borders, unlike now.
I suspect that this happened because they never had a good plan for what to do with the 1.5 million noncombatants. They sent them all to Rafah, which allowed them to reduce Gaza City, but now there's no plan for them to go anywhere else and I believe that is what has frozen military operations.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2024 11:15 AM (i9ffA)

42 It is weird, but it feels like we are watching someone's pie in the sky doctoral thesis played out on the world stage. Something like 'How Iran could rise as a world power and achieve dominance in the Middle East.'
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YOU TALKIN'G TO ME MFER????!!!

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 21, 2024 11:15 AM (U+O4g)

43 38 IIRC the surviving Muslims in the Gaza Strip are not all that thrilled with the "humanitarian aid" being dumped on them. Videos of them trashing the stuff as "garbage" surfaced shortly after the first airdrops.

The junta is more concerned with the Muslims and their ballots here anyway... so they'll put on some theater.

Appeasement. The left doesn't want to have to deal with their own outrage mob.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2024 11:14 AM (Q4IgG)

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So, the administration will do ineffective things that don't reverse the course of anything in Gaza while Israel keeps on grinding Hamas down to dust.

This is leading from behind. Great history of it working.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:15 AM (GBKbO)

44 The above is a link to Glen speaking about a 100 day (since Oct 7) speech given by hamas leader as to reason for attack.
Presence of red heifers.

Posted by: TeeJ at March 21, 2024 11:16 AM (dWUm0)

45 I'm still amazed that we lost the WoT. But lose it we did...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 21, 2024 11:16 AM (ibTVg)

46 I am not saying this makes logical sense, it is just my read on what I am observing. It is weird, but it feels like we are watching someone's pie in the sky doctoral thesis played out on the world stage. Something like 'How Iran could rise as a world power and achieve dominance in the Middle East.'

It's been like this ever since we developed the atomic bomb. Literally. As in, before it was even dropped. Parts of the movie "Oppenheimer" really are true. The guy made moves to ease the Soviet development of nuclear weapons. Because, in his own mind, America simply couldn't be the only one in the world with such power. Anyone else remember Jimmy Carter - who was very vocal in his desire for the US to unilaterally disarm ?

It has never been enough for this mindset, which has existed for almost 100 years now here, for America to simply retreat to our own sphere of influence - which I'm for. This bunch also insists we build our own future rivals.

Posted by: Factoid at March 21, 2024 11:17 AM (O17x6)

47
Women are driving the State Dept. deep state policy and their gay men assistants are following their instructions. The Islamists have it right here; give the Karens nothing and they'll beg for more of it.

Posted by: Auspex at March 21, 2024 11:17 AM (j4U/Z)

48 45 I'm still amazed that we lost the WoT. But lose it we did...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 21, 2024 11:16 AM (ibTVg)

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"We were trying to win it? What gave you that idea?"
-The IC, military, and civilian leadership

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:17 AM (GBKbO)

49 Just watched this insane clip. You have to watch all 5 minutes to uderstand how truly corrupt the Democratic party is to run a literal vegetable for President.
https://tinyurl.com/y53urjad

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 21, 2024 11:17 AM (t/2Uw)

50 IIRC the surviving Muslims in the Gaza Strip are not all that thrilled with the "humanitarian aid" being dumped on them.

Videos of them trashing the stuff as "garbage" surfaced shortly after the first airdrops.


Whomever came up with the pork slices MRE was a genius.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2024 11:17 AM (eTC67)

51 So, the administration will do ineffective things that don't reverse the course of anything in Gaza while Israel keeps on grinding Hamas down to dust. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:15 AM (GBKbO)
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It will reverse the course of America' Islamic population centers' displeasure with the Party. That's the goal, anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:18 AM (HnUIn)

52 America has *always* been a lousy empire. That we ended up accidentally becoming one is a historical tragicomedy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


That stinking Spanish-American War. Thanks, McKinley and Roosevelt.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:18 AM (9yWhg)

53 I think Kathy Griffin is a Red Heiffer. They should sacrifice her. Okay maybe Ba'al would rise up instead if they did that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2024 11:19 AM (i9ffA)

54 Commenting cold and present

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2024 11:19 AM (T90cQ)

55 50 Whomever came up with the pork slices MRE was a genius.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2024 11:17 AM (eTC67)

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Tangential story:

Back in my BK days, a Muslim girl worked with us. She discovered this round, pinkish meat served in slices. No idea what it was, she tried it and could not believe how good it was. She decided to tell us.

"That's ham."
"No it isn't."
"It really is. You just ate ham."
"No, I didn't," implying that her experience of eating those ham slices hadn't happened.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:19 AM (GBKbO)

56 >>It is weird, but it feels like we are watching someone's pie in the sky doctoral thesis played out on the world stage. Something like 'How Iran could rise as a world power and achieve dominance in the Middle East.'


John Brennan wrote a policy paper something just like that a few years before Obama was elected.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 21, 2024 11:20 AM (6IDWi)

57 "We were trying to win it? What gave you that idea?"
-The IC, military, and civilian leadership
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:17 AM (GBKbO)

Now do the War on Drugs!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2024 11:20 AM (i9ffA)

58 51 It will reverse the course of America' Islamic population centers' displeasure with the Party. That's the goal, anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:18 AM (HnUIn)

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Will it?

Are the Muslims of Dearborn mad because the administration isn't giving humanitarian aid to Gazans? Or, are they mad because the administration isn't going to war with Israel and protecting Hamas?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:20 AM (GBKbO)

59 57 "We were trying to win it? What gave you that idea?"
-The IC, military, and civilian leadership
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:17 AM (GBKbO)

Now do the War on Drugs!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2024 11:20 AM (i9ffA)

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"Shove off, sonny."
-War on Poverty

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:21 AM (GBKbO)

60 Whomever came up with the pork slices
Posted by: rickb223


It's "whoever."

You're deliberately trying to piss me off, aren't you?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:21 AM (9yWhg)

61 So, the administration will do ineffective things that don't reverse the course of anything in Gaza while Israel keeps on grinding Hamas down to dust.

This is leading from behind. Great history of it working.
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We are Spain going into the Thirty Years War.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2024 11:21 AM (FmapG)

62 60 Whomever came up with the pork slices
Posted by: rickb223


It's "whoever."

You're deliberately trying to piss me off, aren't you?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:21 AM (9yWhg)

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Wherever gave you that idea?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:22 AM (GBKbO)

63 Back in my BK days, a Muslim girl worked with us. She discovered this round, pinkish meat served in slices. No idea what it was, she tried it and could not believe how good it was. She decided to tell us.

"That's ham."
"No it isn't."
"It really is. You just ate ham."
"No, I didn't," implying that her experience of eating those ham slices hadn't happened.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:19 AM (GBKbO)
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My freshman year of college, I was in a cafeteria eating dinner and a gaggle of girls at the next table were loudly talking about they were vegan now because of how virtuous it is, and they just loved that the college dining halls had vegan options and it's all just so great.

They were eating Jello for dessert.

I couldn't stop myself from informing them about what Jello was made of, and seeing their horror when one of them looked it up on her laptop and saw that I wasn't lying...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:22 AM (HnUIn)

64 Whoever.

Whomever.

Whatever.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 21, 2024 11:22 AM (DeFcY)

65 Whomever came up with the pork slices MRE was a genius.

Either you're hungry, or you're not.

Even a Jew can eat bacon if to do otherwise is starvation and death.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 21, 2024 11:22 AM (UfRqq)

66 This bunch also insists we build our own future rivals.
Posted by: Factoid at March 21, 2024 11:17 AM (O17x6)

That's a big part of the reason shipping items from China is so cheap (and now Chinese manufacturers have taken over Etsy and other handcraft sites). The US taxpayer subsidizes it because China is a "developing nation". Trump was trying to change that but, as with everything else, our 'representatives' weren't interested.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 21, 2024 11:22 AM (XjtdB)

67 Are the Muslims of Dearborn mad because the administration isn't giving humanitarian aid to Gazans? Or, are they mad because the administration isn't going to war with Israel and protecting Hamas?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:20 AM (GBKbO)
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The latter.

As always, the Party is trying to thread needle and pretend to shit while actually getting off the pot, and hoping that the scheme works.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:23 AM (HnUIn)

68 Thomas Jefferson quickly understood that ancient mindset and fought the Barbary pirates rather than pay tribute. Most Gazans today would feel completely comfortable in the Barbary states of 18th century….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 21, 2024 11:23 AM (gZ3KO)

69 I suspect that this happened because they never had a good plan for what to do with the 1.5 million noncombatants. They sent them all to Rafah, which allowed them to reduce Gaza City, but now there's no plan for them to go anywhere else and I believe that is what has frozen military operations.

I asked this from the beginning. Israel will not simply eliminate them, nor should they. It's not in their national character, or ours. And nobody else in the Middle East will take them. So what, exactly, do they do with 1.5 million people ?

My solution ... a DMZ. Move the new border down as far as they wish, based upon how big a DMZ they think they can control. After all, they won. And do NOT, under any circumstances, build a single damn kibbutz inside that DMZ. That's the point. Demilitarize an area - which means removing every Gazan because every Gazan is a weapon - such that no Gazan can ever walk or truck or glider across it ever again.

Posted by: Factoid at March 21, 2024 11:23 AM (O17x6)

70 67 The latter.

As always, the Party is trying to thread needle and pretend to shit while actually getting off the pot, and hoping that the scheme works.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:23 AM (HnUIn)

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And when Israel declares victory over Gaza by the end of summer, will the Muslims of Dearborn go, "Well, at least Biden got the Gazans some aid," as they regard the ruins of Gaza?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:24 AM (GBKbO)

71 The reality is that our "betters" in Washington seem to think that Hamas and Hezbollah are just like us!
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Not new. I've had enough 29th birthdays to remember when LBJ was puzzled about what Ho Chi Minh wanted. He apparently thought of him as a kind of American ward healer.

This, IMO, is how you tell the real leftists from the opportunists, why Omar sounds crazy while Schumer sounds fake. Because that's what they are.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 21, 2024 11:24 AM (1bNHn)

72 My solution ... a DMZ. Move the new border down as far as they wish, based upon how big a DMZ they think they can control. After all, they won. And do NOT, under any circumstances, build a single damn kibbutz inside that DMZ. That's the point. Demilitarize an area - which means removing every Gazan because every Gazan is a weapon - such that no Gazan can ever walk or truck or glider across it ever again.
Posted by: Factoid at March 21, 2024 11:23 AM (O17x6)
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DMZs, done properly, are hyper-militarized areas. One of my favorite misnomers.

A DMZ is full of landmines and ringed by razor wire and artillery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:24 AM (HnUIn)

73 My freshman year of college, I was in a cafeteria eating dinner and a gaggle of girls at the next table were loudly talking about they were vegan now because of how virtuous it is, and they just loved that the college dining halls had vegan options and it's all just so great.

They were eating Jello for dessert.

I couldn't stop myself from informing them about what Jello was made of, and seeing their horror when one of them looked it up on her laptop and saw that I wasn't lying...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:22 AM (HnUIn)

Back in high school, I hosted a Jello wrestling party. Literally my friends and I making as much Jello as we could for us to wrestle around with girls in.

After seeing how much it stained the skin, I decided not to partake.

And this was all much lamer than it reads.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 21, 2024 11:25 AM (KbCG3)

74 Breaking - the US has called for an immediate cease fire in Gaza. about time! US drafted a UN resolution with the demand. Keep on meeting with ReTHUGs Bibi

Release of Israeli hostages tied to Washington's demand as Biden administration ups pressure on ally. Just heard that this resolution is still being negotiated and is not final. But hopefully it will be strong and soon.

Israel has the right to defend itself and there can be no lasting peace with Hamas in power. But the humanitarian crisis is too dire to keep fighting right now. Hamas needs to relase all the hostages and the fighting needs to stop.

Will this finally appease the anti-Biden Palestinian supporters?

If they were to release the surviving hostages there’d be an immediate cease fire and there would have been for weeks now.

Yes!! TODAY. October 7th was an atrocity. Starving and killing people is not the solution.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 21, 2024 11:07 AM (JCZqz)
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Wow the legions of dumb people astound me.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 21, 2024 11:25 AM (GZYu7)

75 Spam.

Posted by: It's what's for lunch at March 21, 2024 11:25 AM (dg+HA)

76 And this was all much lamer than it reads.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 21, 2024 11:25 AM (KbCG3)
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LOL

It started off strong.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:25 AM (HnUIn)

77 This is not a surprise. Nor is Blinken's ceasefire plan.

Biden switches positions like a flag in the wind. He has no guiding principle except cash and arrogance.

It's served him for 50 years, why would anyone expect something different?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 21, 2024 11:26 AM (FxH7T)

78 I couldn't stop myself from informing them about what Jello was made of, and seeing their horror when one of them looked it up on her laptop and saw that I wasn't lying...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


So, those girls got a collagen education?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:26 AM (9yWhg)

79 74 Israel has the right to defend itself and there can be no lasting peace with Hamas in power. But the humanitarian crisis is too dire to keep fighting right now. Hamas needs to relase all the hostages and the fighting needs to stop.

Will this finally appease the anti-Biden Palestinian supporters?

If they were to release the surviving hostages there’d be an immediate cease fire and there would have been for weeks now.

Yes!! TODAY. October 7th was an atrocity. Starving and killing people is not the solution.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 21, 2024 11:07 AM (JCZqz)
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Wow the legions of dumb people astound me.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 21, 2024 11:25 AM (GZYu7)

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They're of two minds. One is that Israel is evil. The other is that Israel has a right to defend itself.

This is a wedge issue, and Democrats have no idea how to deal with it. This is why Fetterman's Israel support doesn't amaze me. It's a standard Dem viewpoint from a decade ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:26 AM (GBKbO)

80 I suspect that this happened because they never had a good plan for what to do with the 1.5 million noncombatants. They sent them all to Rafah, which allowed them to reduce Gaza City, but now there's no plan for them to go anywhere else and I believe that is what has frozen military operations.

I asked this from the beginning. Israel will not simply eliminate them, nor should they. It's not in their national character, or ours.



Yet the goatfuckers wouldn't hesitate. And that will be the death of us too. Go figure.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2024 11:26 AM (eTC67)

81 I think another element is that both the USA and Israel have a very hard time comprehending the depraved, bloodthirsty, demonic minds of Hamas and Gaza. The civilized world is in denial or semi-denial that such primitive savagery still exists.

"All two million people in Gaza can't really support raping and murdering pretty Jewish girls, can they?" Yes, they can. And they do. "Well, maybe a few rogue lunatics could do this, but surely not all of them?" Yes, motherfucker -- ALL OF THEM.

Until we fully realize the pure savagery and demonic evil that we are dealing with, we will never truly win.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2024 11:26 AM (iFTx/)

82 So, those girls got a collagen education?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:26 AM (9yWhg)
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BOOM.

Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:26 AM (HnUIn)

83 Humanitarian aid should only be given to humans. Gazans don't qualify.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 21, 2024 11:26 AM (BxvY+)

84 Thank you for continuing to hammer on the issue of Israel as an outpost of civilization in a hostile neighborhood, and how Israel's adversaries do not respect western norms. As goes Israel, so goes western civ. A vote for Biden is a vote for his handlers (and Obama) who wish harm to Jews and the destruction of Israel.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at March 21, 2024 11:27 AM (d9Cw3)

85 And this was all much lamer than it reads.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Reminds me of one of my favorite lines from The Lion in Winter:

"My life, when it is written, will read better than it lived."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:27 AM (9yWhg)

86 DMZs, done properly, are hyper-militarized areas. One of my favorite misnomers.

A DMZ is full of landmines and ringed by razor wire and artillery.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


*North Korea has entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2024 11:28 AM (eTC67)

87 I think it's obvious that Democrats are taking their Muslim voters for granted and will never deliver the wins that the Muslim community needs.

Muslims should abandon the Democrat Party and start their own.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:28 AM (GBKbO)

88 Reminds me of one of my favorite lines from The Lion in Winter:

"My life, when it is written, will read better than it lived."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:27 AM (9yWhg)
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Bitterly self-reproachful?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 21, 2024 11:28 AM (DeFcY)

89 Reminds me of one of my favorite lines from The Lion in Winter:

"My life, when it is written, will read better than it lived."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:27 AM (9yWhg)
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LOL.

He's got one on me. I'm not creative enough to even make it an interesting read!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:28 AM (HnUIn)

90 "All two million people in Gaza can't really support raping and murdering pretty Jewish girls, can they?" Yes, they can. And they do. "Well, maybe a few rogue lunatics could do this, but surely not all of them?" Yes, motherfucker -- ALL OF THEM.

Until we fully realize the pure savagery and demonic evil that we are dealing with, we will never truly win.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2024 11:26 AM (iFTx/)
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Unfortunately, "NEVER AGAIN" (i.e., no genocide) is now being applied to societies that--quite frankly--might actually deserve to be wiped off the face of the earth.

There was a time when civilized people had NO PROBLEM destroying entire tribes and rival civilizations.

No one really wants to face that reality again (myself included), no matter how *necessary* it might be.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2024 11:29 AM (7fElN)

91 This slender, leggy blond would love to visit a Trump resort on a Gazan beach, once the murderous natives are subdued and the otherwise peaceful Israelis are in charge.

https://tinyurl.com/yt7wwmyr

Posted by: Foothold, body gripping, snares, dead falls, cages, and glue at March 21, 2024 11:29 AM (JCZqz)

92 I think my comment about the junta not wanting to deal with their own outrage mobs is really the bottom line here. Those mobs were able to run amok at the White House a couple months ago. That ain't cool. It was downplayed and they didn't riot again in that area. But they were allowed to run amok elsewhere.

So, now you've got theater going on over in Gaza to keep the mobs (and the voting Muslims) placated, at least for now. This is how the left almost always treats its followers. They're just more ruthless about it than the GOP.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 21, 2024 11:30 AM (Q4IgG)

93 85 And this was all much lamer than it reads.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Reminds me of one of my favorite lines from The Lion in Winter:

"My life, when it is written, will read better than it lived."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:27 AM (9yWhg)

Ha, beautiful.

I remember once when I was around 11 or 12, I tried to write my autobiography (think I had just read a book about some kid actor or something). I got one page in and realized nothing had ever happened in my life worth writing down.

Some 30 years later, I may be up to three or four pages.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 21, 2024 11:30 AM (KbCG3)

94 This is a wedge issue, and Democrats have no idea how to deal with it.

If only a smart opposition party existed that receives practically 0% Islamic vote, with the will to hammer that wedge and send the Democrats into chaos.

Posted by: Factoids at March 21, 2024 11:30 AM (O17x6)

95 Democrat party registration is a marker of a functioning illiterate.

Posted by: Jim at March 21, 2024 11:30 AM (zhWvq)

96 M. Emmet Walsh, Blade Runner and The Jerk Star, Dead at 88

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Perhaps my favorite Walsh role was the morally flexible PI in Blood Simple. And he had a great soliloquy.

"The world is full o' complainers. An' the fact is, nothin' comes with a guarantee. Now I don't care if you're the pope of Rome, President of the United States or Man of the Year; somethin' can all go wrong. Now go on ahead, y'know, complain, tell your problems to your neighbor, ask for help, 'n watch him fly. Now, in Russia, they got it mapped out so that everyone pulls for everyone else... that's the theory, anyway. But what I know about is Texas, an' down here... you're on your own."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2024 11:30 AM (FVME7)

97 I agree with CBD’s post in detail. I also see almost all the parties acting predictably in their self interests, save one. Left wing Jews must see this tsunami of antisemitism coming not just toward Israel but toward them too. But they say and do nothing. Other than work with all their might against conservatives. Baffling.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 21, 2024 11:30 AM (jbnUc)

98 Chants from DU:

What do we want in Israel?

Ceasefire now!

What do we want in Ukraine?

War forever!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 21, 2024 11:31 AM (KbCG3)

99 The lefty Propaganda Press is rife this morning with giddy speculation PDJT will declare bankruptcy, in an effort to avoid asset seizures by the state of NY, especially of Mar-a-Lago. The President s dealing with an almost insurmountable set of hamstringing requirements, the largest being the judicial Bill Of Attainder charge of nearly $500 million. Complicating this is that NY state firms are not allowed to help him, again by judicial fiat, and that his real estate (the collateral for any bond) is all encumbered by existing mortgages, and arranging to pledge those assets will require bank permission (which would violate the judge's prohibition against helping Trump).

It's really audacious what they've done here.

Unless a very wealthy, highly liquid, person steps forward to loan money, or a foreign bank/insurer is willing to take a huge risk (and PR hit with the fascist left), it is awfully hard to understand what steps Trump can take to avoid the theft of his wealth.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 21, 2024 11:31 AM (m2TMR)

100 He's got one on me. I'm not creative enough to even make it an interesting read!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Disagree. You always have interesting stories. Seems like you've travelled a lot and lived damn near everywhere in the country. And you have very good analyses of current events.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:31 AM (9yWhg)

101 I always find it helpful to remember most of Islam still operates as an honor culture. The Arabs in Gaza and the WB say they're pissed about the land, but it's the dishonor, the insult that they were defeated that motivates them.

That's why their attacks aren't about reclaiming territory, or bringing attention to their cause. They are trying to humiliate Israel primarily. Sprinkle in the UN, which is steroids for despots, giving cash and legitimacy to jumped up street gangs, and the cesspool produces a series of horrors.

Let the Israelis finish the job as best they can, then offer whoever is left a chance to join the 21st century. But you'd be a fool to trust them until that honor culture is gone. If you see honor killings or lynching blasphemers, you got problems.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 21, 2024 11:31 AM (z+89e)

102 My solution ... a DMZ. Move the new border down as far as they wish, based upon how big a DMZ they think they can control. After all, they won. And do NOT, under any circumstances, build a single damn kibbutz inside that DMZ. That's the point. Demilitarize an area - which means removing every Gazan because every Gazan is a weapon - such that no Gazan can ever walk or truck or glider across it ever again.
Posted by: Factoid at March 21, 2024 11:23 AM (O17x6)

The problem with relying on a DMZ is that until the IDF finally took control of the ground, Hamas fired nearly 20,000 missiles at Israeli cities. A DMZ does nothing to stop Hamas from starting that up again. You have to demilitarize the entire area, and keep it demilitarized.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2024 11:31 AM (i9ffA)

103 86 DMZs, done properly, are hyper-militarized areas. One of my favorite misnomers.

A DMZ is full of landmines and ringed by razor wire and artillery.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


*North Korea has entered the chat.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2024 11:28 AM (eTC67)

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Very good movie about a murder along the DMZ of North and South Korea: JSA (Joint Security Area).

Park Chan-Wook's first film. Well, third, but he doesn't could the first two.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:31 AM (GBKbO)

104 Is anyone else getting the "Page isn't working" when they refresh ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2024 11:32 AM (Akjoo)

105 "All two million people in Gaza can't really support raping and murdering pretty Jewish girls, can they?" Yes, they can. And they do. "Well, maybe a few rogue lunatics could do this, but surely not all of them?" Yes, motherfucker -- ALL OF THEM.

The cabs have internal sirens. When that siren goes off, you bail - even if the cab is moving. Because that siren is telling you that you just ran into a driver that's taking you inside Gaza to be a hostage. That kind of arrangement doesn't happen without overwhelming support for the practice inside Gaza.

Posted by: Factoids at March 21, 2024 11:32 AM (O17x6)

106 102 The problem with relying on a DMZ is that until the IDF finally took control of the ground, Hamas fired nearly 20,000 missiles at Israeli cities. A DMZ does nothing to stop Hamas from starting that up again. You have to demilitarize the entire area, and keep it demilitarized.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2024 11:31 AM (i9ffA)

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DMZ plus a promise to invade again at the same level as the response to 10/7 for every rocket launched.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:32 AM (GBKbO)

107 Israel has been propping up Gaza and keeping it viable since it's inception. 10's of thousands of Gazans worked in Israel. Water and power came from Israel. UNWRA provided schools to educate children. Foreign countries built hospitals and Universities.
Hamas built tunnels, created an army, produced munitions with no other aim than to kill Jews.
Gaza has no purpose. It provides nothing for it's civilian population.
Start over. Reset.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 21, 2024 11:32 AM (t/2Uw)

108 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:31 AM (9yWhg)
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Well, thanks!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:32 AM (HnUIn)

109 104 Is anyone else getting the "Page isn't working" when they refresh ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2024 11:32 AM (Akjoo)

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I'm seeing it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:32 AM (GBKbO)

110 "Yet the elites in the halls of American power ignore those lessons, or simply never learned them."


You left out a choice, the left embraces those lessons and are demonstrating them as we speak.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 21, 2024 11:33 AM (QNSds)

111 https://tinyurl.com/yt7wwmyr
Posted by: Foothold, body gripping, snares, dead falls, cages, and glue at March 21, 2024 11:29 AM (JCZqz)


Ackbar, don't have something else you could be doing? Like torturing puppies?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:34 AM (9yWhg)

112 Starving and killing people is not the solution.

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I don't know. Sounds pretty good to me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2024 11:34 AM (FVME7)

113 Biden switches positions like a flag in the wind. He has no guiding principle except cash and arrogance.

It's served him for 50 years, why would anyone expect something different?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 21, 2024 11:26 AM (FxH7T)

He is a hollow man, empty inside.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 21, 2024 11:35 AM (Hz0ck)

114 Is anyone else getting the "Page isn't working" when they refresh ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2024 11:32 AM (Akjoo)
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Yeah.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 21, 2024 11:35 AM (DeFcY)

115 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:31 AM (9yWhg)
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Well, thanks!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Now, that YD guy, on the other hand...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:35 AM (9yWhg)

116 The problem with relying on a DMZ is that until the IDF finally took control of the ground, Hamas fired nearly 20,000 missiles at Israeli cities. A DMZ does nothing to stop Hamas from starting that up again. You have to demilitarize the entire area, and keep it demilitarized.

As long as those two million Gazans exist, the missiles don't stop. They will never stop, and Israel will never eliminate the Gazans. To demilitarize any area means to purge it of all Gazans - because they are a hostile weapon in and of themselves.

But the DMZ stops Gazans walking over, driving over, and gliding over to kill Jews. Well, that and problem number two. Along with the DMZ, Israel must stop employing them in any number.

Posted by: Factoids at March 21, 2024 11:35 AM (O17x6)

117 DMZLine should be the Suez. Easy to sea easy to comprehend.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2024 11:35 AM (Zd0xi)

118 Gaza has no purpose. It provides nothing for it's civilian population.
Start over. Reset.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 21, 2024 11:32 AM (t/2Uw)
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It serves a purpose.

It's the place where, ultimately, the unchecked barbarians from other Arab states end up.

*Nobody* can manage these people. They always start civil wars. Look at Syria and Lebanon right now. ISIS and Hezbollah, they're the same people as the Gazans. Not the same organizations, but the same people. They are a thorn in the side of whoever is hosting them, and they *will* attempt to topple the regime. Every time.

And every time they lose, they get kicked out and eventually, they land in Gaza or the West Bank. The only reason their Arab brothers haven't exterminated them to the last man is because they can dump them on Israel and avoid the issue.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:35 AM (HnUIn)

119 Is anyone else getting the "Page isn't working" when they refresh ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Yep, me too.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 21, 2024 11:35 AM (4UhNi)

120 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 21, 2024 11:35 AM (DeFcY)

Thanks... Glad it's not just my computer

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2024 11:36 AM (Akjoo)

121 Is anyone else getting the "Page isn't working" when they refresh ?
Posted by: It's me donna


Da.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:36 AM (9yWhg)

122 91 This slender, leggy blond would love to visit a Trump resort on a Gazan beach, once the murderous natives are subdued and the otherwise peaceful Israelis are in charge.

https://tinyurl.com/yt7wwmyr
Posted by: Foothold, body gripping, snares, dead falls, cages, and glue at March 21, 2024 11:29 AM (JCZqz)

That’s just…. Wrong

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 21, 2024 11:36 AM (gZ3KO)

123 81 I think another element is that both the USA and Israel have a very hard time comprehending the depraved, bloodthirsty, demonic minds of Hamas and Gaza. The civilized world is in denial or semi-denial that such primitive savagery still exists.

"All two million people in Gaza can't really support raping and murdering pretty Jewish girls, can they?" Yes, they can. And they do. "Well, maybe a few rogue lunatics could do this, but surely not all of them?" Yes, motherfucker -- ALL OF THEM.

Until we fully realize the pure savagery and demonic evil that we are dealing with, we will never truly win.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2024 11:26 AM (iFTx/)

^^^^^^^^
This guy gets it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 21, 2024 11:36 AM (N39Ws)

124 Tim just asked me if I was sure I wanted to submit my post 2x before allowing it to go through.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2024 11:37 AM (Zd0xi)

125 All two million people in Gaza can't really support raping and murdering pretty Jewish girls, can they?" Yes, they can.

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I blame global warming.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2024 11:37 AM (FVME7)

126 125 All two million people in Gaza can't really support raping and murdering pretty Jewish girls, can they?" Yes, they can.

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I blame global warming.
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Nah, has to be white supremacy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 21, 2024 11:37 AM (FmapG)

127 The site continues to have issues with posting and refreshing, I see.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:07 AM (9yWhg)


Yell at Pixy, because he is the one who doesn't fix anything or update anything.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2024 11:38 AM (r/tDj)

128 A DMZ is a temporary measure to keep peace until a more permanent solution can be reached. North and South Korea is untenable, as they are...eventually, something will snap, and the situation will finally settle. A DMZ in the Middle East would be similar, but a dozen times worse. At least in the Korean scenario, the peaceful side is much stronger and more prosperous. In the Middle East, Israel is surrounded by much larger nations that want it (and its people) wiped off the map. Only through true grit, and infighting within the Arab nations, has Israel managed to survive.

Eradicating "Palestinian" lands, and enlarging Israel, is critical to Middle East stability. Sure, there will be some bitching...just like today. But once it's conquered and done with, it will gradually fade over time.

Posted by: Military Moron at March 21, 2024 11:38 AM (JCZqz)

129 124 Tim just asked me if I was sure I wanted to submit my post 2x before allowing it to go through.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2024 11:37 AM (Zd0xi)

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If you post and then get the screen, go back a page, copy your comment, and then reload.

If the comment posted, then ignore and move on.

If the comment did not post, copy and paste and post again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:38 AM (GBKbO)

130 86 DMZs, done properly, are hyper-militarized areas. One of my favorite misnomers. A DMZ is full of landmines and ringed by razor wire and artillery.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

DMZs should be filled with food trucks, coolers full of beer and dancing Midgets in colorful costumes.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at March 21, 2024 11:38 AM (MkuC5)

131 I remember arguing, after 9/11, that the U.S. would do well to strike hard against those who would harm us, whether those entities were hiding in mountains, or walking the glimmering halls of hotels in Qatar (although I probably didn't even know Qatar existed back then).

Hit them. Then walk away, and tell them "don't make us come back."

Instead the neocons decided perpetual war was good for business. So whatever we do now, we're just one side of a Hatfield/McCoy feud, and I'm done trying to figure out who did what to whom first.

I'm tired of being told "if we don't do this, they'll do that." That's how you get perpetual war, and a funny thing happens to people who are constantly at war: They lose their moral compass.

And here we are.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2024 11:38 AM (dGCAG)

132 Along the lines of jello and ham above, I was at an Argentinian steak house in NYC. At the table next to us were these 20-something girls all decked out in club attire.

The menu contained a sampler platter of grilled sausages and meats. It expressly included sweetbreads and sesos. As I knew what that that shit was, I ordered the platter but with a substitution for those items.

The girls ordered the platter but didn't know what sweetbreads and sesos was. They ate it all without knowing what it was. When they later asked the waiter and he told them, they practically turned green and almost puked on the table.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2024 11:38 AM (iFTx/)

133 127 Yell at Pixy, because he is the one who doesn't fix anything or update anything.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2024 11:38 AM (r/tDj)

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He got us smart quote support before 2025!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:39 AM (GBKbO)

134 Yell at Pixy, because he is the one who doesn't fix anything or update anything.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


I understand that he also puts carrots in chili.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:39 AM (9yWhg)

135 If only a smart opposition party existed that receives practically 0% Islamic vote, with the will to hammer that wedge and send the Democrats into chaos.

Posted by: Factoids at March 21, 2024 11:30 AM (O17x6)
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They figured it out on immigration. Perhaps Deathsantis - who has a decently sized Jewish population in Florida can come up with something.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 21, 2024 11:39 AM (GZYu7)

136 132 The girls ordered the platter but didn't know what sweetbreads and sesos was. They ate it all without knowing what it was. When they later asked the waiter and he told them, they practically turned green and almost puked on the table.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2024 11:38 AM (iFTx/)

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The lesson: Never ask. Just enjoy the brains.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:39 AM (GBKbO)

137 Ireland, Department of Public Affairs, Israeli-Palestinian Conflict -

In part, "Ireland has a longstanding commitment to a just and sustainable peace in the Middle East based on a two-State solution.

Ireland: leading Europe in supporting peace
Ireland was the first European Union Member State to declare that a solution to the conflict in the Middle East had to be based on a fully sovereign Palestinian State, independent of and co-existing with Israel. This statement was made in a joint declaration by the Foreign Ministers of Ireland and Bahrain in 1980."

Seems it's had the lead, especially in the UN, with this 2 state notion for sometime. A US blessing? Oh, got it! The Clintons, Obama, Bidens traveling to Ireland to Celebrate however many years of peace. Hillary Clinton Appointed Chancellor of University in Northern Ireland in 2020. Maybe even the Taoiseach resigning, again.



Posted by: L - Ever defining their rope-a-dope tactics & evil at March 21, 2024 11:40 AM (GshMh)

138 Yell at Pixy, because he is the one who doesn't fix anything or update anything.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2024 11:38 AM (r/tDj)

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He got us smart quote support before 2025!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


He started working on it in 1997.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2024 11:40 AM (eTC67)

139 Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2024 11:38 AM (iFTx/)

Sweetbreads are brains, right? What are sesos?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:40 AM (9yWhg)

140 DMZ is a temporary measure to keep peace until a more permanent solution can be reached. North and South Korea is untenable, as they are...eventually, something will snap, and the situation will finally settle. A DMZ in the Middle East would be similar, but a dozen times worse. At least in the Korean scenario, the peaceful side is much stronger and more prosperous. ...
Posted by: Military Moron at March 21, 2024 11:38 AM (JCZqz)
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My bet is that the Korean issue will be resolved through conquest by the North, probably in the next 10-15 years. South Korea has bred itself out of existence, and the North retake it.

In the Middle East, it would be different - but the saving grace for Israel is that Arabs adore fighting each other and that changes timelines and strategies quite a bit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:40 AM (HnUIn)

141 Israel will not simply eliminate them

Read the OT. Every time God commands the destruction of a nation, Israel almost does it, but not completely, because you see members of it pop up just a few verses after their "total destruction". It's either a mercy built into their character, or a record of how the disobedience comes back to haunt them later, or both.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 21, 2024 11:40 AM (UfRqq)

142 Now, in Russia, they got it mapped out so that everyone pulls for everyone else... that's the theory, anyway. But what I know about is Texas, an' down here... you're on your own."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2024 11:30 AM (FVME7)

I saw a report recently that this theory had been tested in the recent past and it turned out that the more socialistic a society was the *less* likely that one individual would personally assist another. An "I gave at the office" attitude, I guess.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 21, 2024 11:40 AM (XjtdB)

143 Hiya

Posted by: JT at March 21, 2024 11:41 AM (T4tVD)

144 If you post and then get the screen, go back a page, copy your comment, and then reload.

If the comment posted, then ignore and move on.

If the comment did not post, copy and paste and post again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:38 AM (GBKbO)

If using a VPN, turn your VPN off after you go back and copy your comment, then paste and post... then turn your VPN back on (the prior one was banned).

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2024 11:42 AM (dGCAG)

145 A DMZ is a temporary measure to keep peace until a more permanent solution can be reached. North and South Korea is untenable, as they are...eventually, something will snap, and the situation will finally settle.

No, it will not. Israel has occupied Gaza in the past. Israel is unwilling to simply eliminate the Gazans, the Gazans are unwilling to simply live in peace, and every other state around there is simply unwilling to accept the Gazans.

This situation will never "finally settle" in favor of Israel. The best the Israelis can hope for is a DMZ, of their own choosing and control. Because they won't purge the Gazans, and there is nowhere else to forcibly remove them. Nobody wants them.

Posted by: Factoids at March 21, 2024 11:42 AM (O17x6)

146 JT, bloodbath status?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:42 AM (9yWhg)

147
Gaza's Understanding of U.S. Humanitarian Aid: A "Free Lunch"


They are not alone in that understanding, which encircles the globe. It also is mightily entrenched in this country.

Oh, the wailing there will be on the day that the lunch carts do not arrive!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2024 11:42 AM (xG4kz)

148 The girls ordered the platter but didn't know what sweetbreads and sesos was. They ate it all without knowing what it was. When they later asked the waiter and he told them, they practically turned green and almost puked on the table.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2024 11:38 AM (iFTx/)
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Never understood that reaction. If you ate it and liked it, why should it bother you if it's organ meats or not?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 21, 2024 11:42 AM (DeFcY)

149 Hija, JT. Today's a good day for the birds?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2024 11:42 AM (Zd0xi)

150 139 Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2024 11:38 AM (iFTx/)

Sweetbreads are brains, right? What are sesos?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:40 AM (9yWhg)
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Sweetbreads are usually the heart, pancreas, and other organs. Sometimes also brains. "Sesos" are definitely brains. In fact, I think "sesos" is the Spanish word for brains.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2024 11:43 AM (iFTx/)

151 I saw a report recently that this theory had been tested in the recent past and it turned out that the more socialistic a society was the *less* likely that one individual would personally assist another. An "I gave at the office" attitude, I guess.

Tragedy of the Commons. Rush Limbaugh would talk about the Pilgrims' foray into communal ownership, etc. every Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 21, 2024 11:43 AM (l8gTz)

152 I saw a report recently that this theory had been tested in the recent past and it turned out that the more socialistic a society was the *less* likely that one individual would personally assist another. An "I gave at the office" attitude, I guess.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 21, 2024 11:40 AM (XjtdB)
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There's also the problem of corruption.

I don't really give to charity anymore. They virtually all do the DEI shit and are Party-aligned.

My favorite charities used to be "meals on wheels" programs. Providing food and a bit of human interaction for elderly shut-ins something I think is a genuine good deed. But even the "meals on wheels" programs have DEI now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:43 AM (HnUIn)

153 68 Thomas Jefferson quickly understood that ancient mindset and fought the Barbary pirates rather than pay tribute. Most Gazans today would feel completely comfortable in the Barbary states of 18th century….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 21, 2024 11:23 AM (gZ3KO)

Late to the game today. This was my first thought; Jefferson read the Quran to get an understanding and realized the only thing they would respect was overwhelming force. Today? We have Congresscritters who were sworn in on that very Quran he read; the enemy is not at our gates, but inside our own government.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2024 11:43 AM (ynpvh)

154 Problem is that DC Politicians see the world in the same way... it's all about power and control.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2024 11:43 AM (xaFKb)

155 ‘ It's "whoever."

You're deliberately trying to piss me off, aren't you?’

Let’s not bicker about ‘whom pissed off who’

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 21, 2024 11:43 AM (jbnUc)

156 Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at March 21, 2024 11:31 AM (m2TMR)

I guess they forget that he's gone bankrupt before. He's probably figured out how to protect a fair amount of his assets.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 21, 2024 11:44 AM (XjtdB)

157 I would think twice before eating brains. Prions and all that. Mad-cow disease et al.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:44 AM (9yWhg)

158 Although today something is going on, so whatever it is, I'm just getting it saying "the page won't load," but then when I hit reload, it does.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2024 11:44 AM (dGCAG)

159 151 I saw a report recently that this theory had been tested in the recent past and it turned out that the more socialistic a society was the *less* likely that one individual would personally assist another. An "I gave at the office" attitude, I guess.

Tragedy of the Commons. Rush Limbaugh would talk about the Pilgrims' foray into communal ownership, etc. every Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 21, 2024 11:43 AM (l8gTz)

Being forced with threat of law and guns (try not paying your taxes) to give to others, is not charity, its theft.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2024 11:45 AM (xaFKb)

160 Breaking! Don LeMon calls Musk a "mediocre white man!"

This headline calling Elon Musk a "mediocre white man" is somehow real and not satire 💀

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2024 11:45 AM (FVME7)

161 I think it's crawlers or Bob.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2024 11:45 AM (Zd0xi)

162 "Sesos" are definitely brains. In fact, I think "sesos" is the Spanish word for brains.
Posted by: Elric Blade


So THAT'S what those Mexican zombies were saying.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2024 11:46 AM (eTC67)

163 Ackbar, don't have something else you could be doing? Like torturing puppies?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Lol...I thought I was extra clever on this one. Besides the list of trap types in the name, I used "blond" instead of "blonde". Saw a video on how that's a leftover from Norse (I think) influence on the language, where the gender of the noun impacts the spelling of the adjective. Blond is for men, and blonde for women lol

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 21, 2024 11:46 AM (JCZqz)

164 The interesting thing about those chanting “from the river to the sea” is the complete lack of understanding what Israel does for Gaza. Medical care, food, jobs. If Israel disappeared, palistine, whatever that is, would be more of hovel in about 3 days crying the blues about they need help and aid, how the Jews left them to starve. See the olive groves left to start a viable trade in one of the attempts to appease.

Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2024 11:46 AM (ZdaMQ)

165 Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2024 11:38 AM (iFTx/)

I'll eat sweetbreads with great glee...they are one of my favorites!

But brains? No thanks. My mom made that shit and it was disgusting.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 21, 2024 11:46 AM (r/tDj)

166 This blonde in her underwear wouldn't mind having a government populated by sensible people who aren't guided by stupidity and malice:
http://tiny.cc/115kxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:46 AM (HnUIn)

167 I would think twice before eating brains. Prions and all that. Mad-cow disease et al.

A lot of food taboos have very, very good reasons for existing. Modern cooking and hygiene mitigates a lot of that (pork, especially), but not all.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 21, 2024 11:46 AM (l8gTz)

168 157 I would think twice before eating brains. Prions and all that. Mad-cow disease et al.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:44 AM (9yWhg)

DC will never have to worry about a Zombie apocalypse... since Zombies eat brains, they'd all starve there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2024 11:46 AM (xaFKb)

169
... the more socialistic a society was the *less* likely that one individual would personally assist another. An "I gave at the office" attitude, I guess.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette


More times than I can count I have heard fans of Big Gubmint state that, "Of course I donate next to nothing to charity -- such needs are covered through my paying taxes!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2024 11:47 AM (xG4kz)

170 My favorite charities used to be "meals on wheels" programs. Providing food and a bit of human interaction for elderly shut-ins something I think is a genuine good deed. But even the "meals on wheels" programs have DEI now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:43 AM (HnUIn)
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That's disappointing - I do some delivery for them.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 21, 2024 11:47 AM (GZYu7)

171 168 DC will never have to worry about a Zombie apocalypse... since Zombies eat brains, they'd all starve there.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2024 11:46 AM (xaFKb)

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Trivia:

Which movie did the zombies eating brains thing originate from?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:47 AM (GBKbO)

172 Breaking! Don LeMon calls Musk a "mediocre white man!"

This headline calling Elon Musk a "mediocre white man" is somehow real and not satire 💀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2024 11:45 AM (FVME7)

Sounds like any gay man who gets has arse (figuratively) handed to him by a hetero male.

It borders on Glenn Close in the bunny boiler movie saying "I will not be IGNORED!"

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2024 11:47 AM (dGCAG)

173 Imagine if that's true, Mr LeMon.

Mr Musk is mediocre by white standards. Middle of the pack.

What's that say for half the remainder?

Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 21, 2024 11:47 AM (UfRqq)

174 Besides the list of trap types in the name, I used "blond" instead of "blonde". Saw a video on how that's a leftover from Norse (I think) influence on the language, where the gender of the noun impacts the spelling of the adjective. Blond is for men, and blonde for women lol
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

OK, I should've picked up on that. My bad.

I think the "blond" vs. "blonde" distinction comes from French, like the "brunet/brunette" distinction.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:48 AM (9yWhg)

175 The girls ordered the platter but didn't know what sweetbreads and sesos was. They ate it all without knowing what it was. When they later asked the waiter and he told them, they practically turned green and almost puked on the table.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2024 11:38 AM (iFTx/)

I won't eat brains or tongue, but when you could get a turkey or chicken with some of the organs in a little bag inside, I always thought the heart tasted pretty good.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2024 11:48 AM (i9ffA)

176 148 The girls ordered the platter but didn't know what sweetbreads and sesos was. They ate it all without knowing what it was. When they later asked the waiter and he told them, they practically turned green and almost puked on the table.
Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2024 11:38 AM (iFTx/)
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Never understood that reaction. If you ate it and liked it, why should it bother you if it's organ meats or not?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 21, 2024 11:42 AM (DeFcY)
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I kinda agree but also kinda disagree. What if you were at a Haitian BBQ and had some tasty grilled meats, only to find out it was human meat from a rival gang member?

I like to know what I'm eating. I've had sweetbreads and sesos knowing full well what it was. I'll try anything once. I didn't like it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2024 11:48 AM (iFTx/)

177 Being forced with threat of law and guns (try not paying your taxes) to give to others, is not charity, its theft.

There's a meme/cartoon of Jesus talking to a crowd of people, and someone asks how about we just pay the Romans to take care of our neighbors instead. Jesus facepalms and says, "Okay, I'm gonna start from the beginning. Let me know where I lost you."

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 21, 2024 11:48 AM (l8gTz)

178 The old saying… fight your enemy until you utterly destroy their means of waging war… a paraphrase to be sure, but that is what we do not do now.

Posted by: tubal at March 21, 2024 11:48 AM (PCK5/)

179 This blonde in her underwear wouldn't mind having a government populated by sensible people who aren't guided by stupidity and malice:
http://tiny.cc/115kxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:46 AM (HnUIn)
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She looks like she's cheesed off at somebody or something.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 21, 2024 11:49 AM (DeFcY)

180 I won't eat brains or tongue, but when you could get a turkey or chicken with some of the organs in a little bag inside, I always thought the heart tasted pretty good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2024 11:48 AM (i9ffA)
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Brains, I don't want to do.

Ox tongue, though, kicks ass.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:49 AM (HnUIn)

181 160 Breaking! Don LeMon calls Musk a "mediocre white man!"

This headline calling Elon Musk a "mediocre white man" is somehow real and not satire 💀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I just had this vision of Elon Musk spitting out his coffee laughing so hard. Cheese and crackers, Don. Elon is the least mediocre white man there is! Elon, while a bit, umm, eccentric, is a genius, plain and simple. Plain and simple so Don understands.

Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2024 11:49 AM (ZdaMQ)

182 TJM, wasn't that the first of the Return movies, the one with a perpetually-n00d Linnea Quigley?

Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 21, 2024 11:49 AM (UfRqq)

183 You people keep your weird meats.

*heads to kitchen to eat hot dog*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:49 AM (GBKbO)

184 Trivia:

Which movie did the zombies eating brains thing originate from?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:47 AM (GBKbO)

wasn't that from the original George Romero?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2024 11:50 AM (i9ffA)

185 182 TJM, wasn't that the first of the Return movies, the one with a perpetually-n00d Linnea Quigley?
Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 21, 2024 11:49 AM (UfRqq)

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Yup.

I was hoping it was a trick question.

All of Romero's zombies tend to eat whatever they can get their hands on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:50 AM (GBKbO)

186 Breaking! Don LeMon calls Musk a "mediocre white man!"

This headline calling Elon Musk a "mediocre white man" is somehow real and not satire 💀
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2024 11:45 AM (FVME7)
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LOL.

Damn, I sure am glad I wasn't drinking something when I read that. I get to keep my monitor as a result.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:50 AM (HnUIn)

187 The site continues to have issues with posting and refreshing, I see.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:07 AM (9yWhg)

It does? Huh. Not seeing it. Computer, or phone?

Posted by: thatcrazyjersetguy now with twice the crazy at March 21, 2024 11:50 AM (iODuv)

188 184 wasn't that from the original George Romero?
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2024 11:50 AM (i9ffA)

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Nah. They ate anything human. Romero and Savini really liked showing zombies tearing open people's innards to show the intestines.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:51 AM (GBKbO)

189 Heart and tongue are good eating.

I couldn't bring myself to save the wedding tackle when I harvested my rams, though. Just didn't have the balls.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 21, 2024 11:51 AM (UfRqq)

190 Which movie did the zombies eating brains thing originate from?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:47 AM (GBKbO)


Dawn of the Living dead ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2024 11:51 AM (Akjoo)

191 What if you were at a Haitian BBQ and had some tasty grilled meats, only to find out it was human meat from a rival gang member?
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Dude. If I was at a Haitian BBQ, I'd probably be the main course.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 21, 2024 11:51 AM (DeFcY)

192 My bet is that the Korean issue will be resolved through conquest by the North, probably in the next 10-15 years. South Korea has bred itself out of existence, and the North retake it.

In the Middle East, it would be different - but the saving grace for Israel is that Arabs adore fighting each other and that changes timelines and strategies quite a bit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:40 AM


Guarantee that if China decides to get frisky and invade Taiwan then the Norks will spill across the border within a day or two after that happens. We will not be able to stop them this time.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 21, 2024 11:51 AM (QNSds)

193
180 I won't eat brains or tongue, but when you could get a turkey or chicken with some of the organs in a little bag inside, I always thought the heart tasted pretty good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2024 11:48 AM (i9ffA)
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Brains, I don't want to do.

Ox tongue, though, kicks ass.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:49 AM (HnUIn)


The oxen are NOT amused… what’s next, ox tail?

Posted by: tubal at March 21, 2024 11:51 AM (PCK5/)

194 If Israel disappeared, palistine, whatever that is, would be more of hovel in about 3 days crying the blues about they need help and aid, how the Jews left them to starve.

Ironic indeed, isn't it. The Gazans are hated by their Arabic cousins - not allowed to emigrate. Borders completely closed. They only receive help from the Israelis. So what do they do ? Kill the Israelis, every chance they get.

The easiest out for Israel is that DMZ I described. And a complete shutting of their border as well. Let Biden build the Gazans a port then. And a power plant. And a water treatment. And on and on and on.

And the entire time, point out how Israel maintains the same border with Gaza as every other neighbor of Gaza.

Posted by: Factoids at March 21, 2024 11:51 AM (O17x6)

195 Trivia:

Which movie did the zombies eating brains thing originate from?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:47 AM (GBKbO)

Just a guess.... Night of the Living Dead... classic movie that was filmed on an almost nothing budget.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2024 11:51 AM (xaFKb)

196 162 "Sesos" are definitely brains. In fact, I think "sesos" is the Spanish word for brains.
Posted by: Elric Blade


So THAT'S what those Mexican zombies were saying.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2024 11:46 AM (eTC67)

"Señor, how many pesos for sesos?"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2024 11:52 AM (ynpvh)

197
Breaking! Don LeMon calls Musk a "mediocre white man!"


And that is well above anything that you'll ever be, isn't it, Le Mon?

Why don't you take up sulking with your well beaten ass with Keefums Olberman? The two of you have loads of things in common.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 21, 2024 11:52 AM (xG4kz)

198 Not only did Don Lemon just kill any chance of a future journalistic career with his bizarre "interview" with Musk, now he's tapdancing on his own grave like some demented Mr. Bojangles.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2024 11:52 AM (i9ffA)

199 But brains? No thanks. My mom made that shit and it was disgusting.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Not anymore but chicken fried with eggs for breakfast is good.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2024 11:52 AM (Zd0xi)

200 I assume the Israelis have an estimate of how long it will take to "clear" Rafah. They're playing for time until that time is past. Smart.

Our foreign policy: dumb.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2024 11:52 AM (CsUN+)

201 *heads to kitchen to eat hot dog*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I'm not Jewish, but I think that Hebrew National Franks are as close to hot-dog perfection as you can get.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:53 AM (9yWhg)

202 I was hoping it was a trick question.

It would be to most. I think i rented the entire Horror section at my video store in the early 90s though.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 21, 2024 11:53 AM (UfRqq)

203 I'm not Jewish, but I think that Hebrew National Franks are as close to hot-dog perfection as you can get.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:53 AM (9yWhg)
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They're a premium product for sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:53 AM (HnUIn)

204 Breaking! Don LeMon calls Musk a "mediocre white man!"
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Tell me you're a subliterate racist dickweed without telling me you're a subliterate racist dickweed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 21, 2024 11:53 AM (DeFcY)

205 168 157 I would think twice before eating brains. Prions and all that. Mad-cow disease et al.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:44 AM (9yWhg)

DC will never have to worry about a Zombie apocalypse... since Zombies eat brains, they'd all starve there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2024 11:46 AM (xaFKb)

Or they'd be of low nutritive value to the zombies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2024 11:53 AM (ynpvh)

206 201 *heads to kitchen to eat hot dog*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I'm not Jewish, but I think that Hebrew National Franks are as close to hot-dog perfection as you can get.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:53 AM (9yWhg)

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I've honestly never liked them. Ball Park is my go to.

Not that I know what eating lunch is, anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:53 AM (GBKbO)

207 Tell me you're a subliterate racist dickweed without telling me you're a subliterate racist dickweed.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 21, 2024 11:53 AM (DeFcY)
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I work in the American press.

Posted by: Subliterate racist dickweed at March 21, 2024 11:54 AM (HnUIn)

208 https://www.youtube.com/live/I2tpWkn97rQ?si=J0TvvRdjOwHZbLu5

I thought a smart military blog might find this interesting. An article I read said they may fire the guns which I am close enough in Southern NJ to hear. My Grand pop worked in the shipyard building this ship.

Posted by: Glenn at March 21, 2024 11:54 AM (lvk/e)

209 202 I was hoping it was a trick question.

It would be to most. I think i rented the entire Horror section at my video store in the early 90s though.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 21, 2024 11:53 AM (UfRqq)

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That zombie demanding brains in Return of the Living Dead is classic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:54 AM (GBKbO)

210 I've honestly never liked them. Ball Park is my go to.

Not that I know what eating lunch is, anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:53 AM (GBKbO)

Caspers

Posted by: It's me donna at March 21, 2024 11:54 AM (Akjoo)

211 Actually prefer hot dogs made of the composite meats formula over any all beef hot dogs…

Posted by: tubal at March 21, 2024 11:54 AM (PCK5/)

212 Breaking! Don LeMon calls Musk a "mediocre white man!"

Let that be a lesson. Even our average white guys build companies that build rockets and electric cars.

Your move Don.

Posted by: Factoids at March 21, 2024 11:54 AM (O17x6)

213 Which movie did the zombies eating brains thing originate from?

One of my favorite things is how ideas come up and get imbedded. You see it in folklore, movies, comic books, all kinds of things. Someone will have a hot new take, or some wrinkle or something, and then soon after, it's standard.

Zombies and brains is one of those things.

Things like Superman's chest S-symbol ackshually being Kryptonian originated in the movie, then showed up in the comics.

Robon Hood being former/deserting Crusader was new to a lot of people in Prince of Thieves, but long ago, it was part of the legend.

Star Trek is lousy with this-- someone will say or do something offhandedly, and then ten years later it's a Major Plot Point.

1/2,2000

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 21, 2024 11:54 AM (l8gTz)

214 Now is NOT the time to hear both sides!

Schumer Rejects Netanyahu’s Request To Address Senate Just Days After Blasting Israeli Leader

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2024 11:54 AM (FVME7)

215 Lunch today will be corned beef with some vegetables.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:55 AM (HnUIn)

216 203 I'm not Jewish, but I think that Hebrew National Franks are as close to hot-dog perfection as you can get.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:53 AM (9yWhg)
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They're a premium product for sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:53 AM (HnUIn)

But they're not Halal...then again I don't care about that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2024 11:55 AM (ynpvh)

217 What do vegan zombies eat?






GRAAAAAIIIIINS

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:55 AM (HnUIn)

218 I just had this vision of Elon Musk spitting out his coffee laughing so hard. Cheese and crackers, Don. Elon is the least mediocre white man there is! Elon, while a bit, umm, eccentric, is a genius, plain and simple. Plain and simple so Don understands.
Posted by: Piper at March 21, 2024 11:49 AM (ZdaMQ)

I keep touting Kyle Dunnigan here, because he's so damn funny, and given that he does virtually everyone's voice, it should be no surprise he does a fantastic Elon Musk.

I have every reason to believe Elon's seen it, and bursts out laughing at how good and funny it is.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2024 11:55 AM (dGCAG)

219 Indeed. Lotta great funny bits in it too.

"Send more cops"
"Send more paramedics"

Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 21, 2024 11:55 AM (UfRqq)

220 Heh. Tongue. In "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon", grizzled Troopers are looking at a herd of buffalo. One says he would give anything for a pickled buffalo tongue. Older and more grizzled says stick to beans, you'll save your scalp.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 21, 2024 11:56 AM (0EOe9)

221 Schumer Rejects Netanyahu’s Request To Address Senate Just Days After Blasting Israeli Leader

Johnson is making noises about having him address the House. I imagine he (Johnson) would like nothing better than the contrast between the two houses months before an election.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2024 11:57 AM (CsUN+)

222 212 Breaking! Don LeMon calls Musk a "mediocre white man!"

Let that be a lesson. Even our average white guys build companies that build rockets and electric cars.

Your move Don.
Posted by: Factoids at March 21, 2024 11:54 AM (O17x6)

A week ago, Don was begging Musk to pay him millions.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 21, 2024 11:57 AM (KbCG3)

223 89
‘ It's not in their national character, or ours. ’

Well, I didn’t start with the idea of wiping the Gaza’s out. But since it seems people like them are going to keep popping up like dandelions to commit mass murder, my position has evolved. I am currently OK with eradicating all of their ‘fighters’ and those publicly supporting them.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 21, 2024 11:57 AM (jbnUc)

224 repeating

I'm 29 enough to remember when BOC's Divine Wind was for the Ayatollah.

Posted by: DaveA at March 21, 2024 11:57 AM (PMJuY)

225 Not only did Don Lemon just kill any chance of a future journalistic career with his bizarre "interview" with Musk, now he's tapdancing on his own grave like some demented Mr. Bojangles.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2024 11:52 AM (i9ffA)

He did go on the View, and all those fag hags patted him on the head, and told him how good he was at taking down that nobody, Elon Musk.

Posted by: BurtTC at March 21, 2024 11:58 AM (dGCAG)

226 Seriously, though, zombies weren't always undead corpses. Pre-Romero (IIRC) zombies were generally understood to be living (-ish) people under the control of someone else, usually a witch or something.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 21, 2024 11:58 AM (l8gTz)

227 Breaking! Don LeMon calls Musk a "mediocre white man!"

Oooo, that's gotta hurt. The mediocre white man can hire and fire you on a whim. What does that say about you?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2024 11:58 AM (CsUN+)

228 206 201 *heads to kitchen to eat hot dog*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I'm not Jewish, but I think that Hebrew National Franks are as close to hot-dog perfection as you can get.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:53 AM (9yWhg)

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I've honestly never liked them. Ball Park is my go to.

Not that I know what eating lunch is, anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 11:53 AM (GBKbO)

Ah. So that's your favorite inverted pork rectum product. Hebrew national doesn't use pork rectums. Don't know what Hebrew National uses.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2024 11:58 AM (ynpvh)

229 Guarantee that if China decides to get frisky and invade Taiwan then the Norks will spill across the border within a day or two after that happens. We will not be able to stop them this time.
Posted by: Mister Scott

North Korea would get curb-stomped by South Korea and the US...you can't imagine the magnitude of equipment disparity, let alone logistics and personnel. No, China wants North Korea to act as a buffer, and not give US forces an excuse to land major forces in the South and open a second front.

If a war broke about between North and South, a consensus view is the Chinese would rush as far south as possible, grabbing North Korean land to once again be a buffer, but not directly engaging with US/coalition forces.

Posted by: Military Moron at March 21, 2024 11:59 AM (JCZqz)

230 >>> +++
They're a premium product for sure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Last time I looked they have more kinds of nitrates, nitrites, sulfates and sulfites than any other brand..

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2024 11:59 AM (Zd0xi)

231 Investigation Reveals Culture of Corruption In Highest Levels of U.S. Capitol Police Leadership

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Well, I'll be go to hell!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2024 11:59 AM (FVME7)

232 For what it may be worth to you, Ball Park franks just made the Tyson Foods boycott list, because, volunteering to employ many thousands of illegals while laying off a whole plant of US residents. Also includes Jimmy Dean, Hillshire, Sara Lee, and, damn it all, Wright bacon.

Some have speculated that they own so many brands, opponents will not be able to remember what not to buy. They're also institutional supplier to restaurant and grocery chains. Boycotts is hard.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 21, 2024 11:59 AM (zdLoL)

233 Last time I looked they have more kinds of nitrates, nitrites, sulfates and sulfites than any other brand..
Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2024 11:59 AM (Zd0xi)
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But they're delicious!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:59 AM (HnUIn)

234 Seriously, though, zombies weren't always undead corpses. Pre-Romero (IIRC) zombies were generally understood to be living (-ish) people under the control of someone else, usually a witch or something.
Posted by: Lance McCormick


Zombies originated in Voodoo.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:59 AM (9yWhg)

235 Damn browser, needed to reboot it, preferably with my foot.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2024 12:00 PM (ynpvh)

236 The Arab world, driven by Islam, see interactions with others as a power dynamic. No scholar of the Middle East ignores this, and the history of the Arab world is rife with examples. Yet the elites in the halls of American power ignore those lessons, or simply never learned them.

The left sees interactions with others as a means to gain and keep power, so they're really not so different from the Islamists.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 21, 2024 12:00 PM (2ocoG)

237 If you serve satan, you have to hate Jews and Israel. It's in the contract.

Posted by: Emmie at March 21, 2024 12:00 PM (Sf2cq)

238 The Hot Dog Wars have started… No Quarter!!!

Posted by: tubal at March 21, 2024 12:00 PM (PCK5/)

239 Zombies are also a pretty juvenile mixed drink that will get the job done in about 15 minutes. Rookie drunks.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 21, 2024 12:00 PM (0EOe9)

240 Don't know what Hebrew National uses.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2024 11:58 AM (ynpvh)
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All beef, I believe.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 21, 2024 12:00 PM (DeFcY)

241 233 Last time I looked they have more kinds of nitrates, nitrites, sulfates and sulfites than any other brand..
Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2024 11:59 AM (Zd0xi)
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But they're delicious!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 21, 2024 11:59 AM (HnUIn)

They gotz Electrolytes?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 21, 2024 12:00 PM (xaFKb)

242 North Korea would get curb-stomped by South Korea and the US...you can't imagine the magnitude of equipment disparity, let alone logistics and personnel.

All the Sorks need to do is carpet bomb the Norks with Twinkies. They'll be so busy opening packages of actual food that they'll forget to fight.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2024 12:01 PM (CsUN+)

243 Xi goes into Taiwan the whole region goes up in flames.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 21, 2024 12:01 PM (Zd0xi)

244 Hot dogs are vehicles for chili.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 12:01 PM (GBKbO)

245 TJM, why did you eliminate lunch instead of breakfast?

If you're looking to slim down a bit, having a longer fasting time would accomplish that more effectively.

Unless you're working out in the mornings and eating after.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 21, 2024 12:01 PM (KbCG3)

246 Zombies originated in Voodoo.

Right, then Hollywood got a hold of them and changed people's conception of them.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 21, 2024 12:01 PM (l8gTz)

247 But they're not Halal...then again I don't care about that.
Posted by: jim


Want to turn people off of muzzies?
Describe in detail how halal meat is prepared.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2024 12:01 PM (eTC67)

248 I thought our foreign policy is more along the line of, say, extortion. On a grand scale.
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So often pondered by this royal Irish arse.

Posted by: L - Ever defining their rope-a-dope tactics & evil at March 21, 2024 12:01 PM (GshMh)

249 Yeah, "zombie" in its culture of origin just mean a slave kept docile with drugs and a salt-free diet (to keep them weak).

Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 21, 2024 12:01 PM (UfRqq)

250 The left sees interactions with others as a means to gain and keep power, so they're really not so different from the Islamists.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 21, 2024 12:00 PM (2ocoG)
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That's why they get along so well? (for now....)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2024 12:02 PM (7fElN)

251 All the Sorks need to do is carpet bomb the Norks with Twinkies. They'll be so busy opening packages of actual food that they'll forget to fight.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2024 12:01 PM (CsUN+)
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Narrator: Twinkies are not actual food.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 21, 2024 12:02 PM (DeFcY)

252 Evil never sleeps.

California Dems Push Bill That Would Require Annual Registration of Guns, Along With a Fee

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2024 12:02 PM (FVME7)

253 245 TJM, why did you eliminate lunch instead of breakfast?

If you're looking to slim down a bit, having a longer fasting time would accomplish that more effectively.

Unless you're working out in the mornings and eating after.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 21, 2024 12:01 PM (KbCG3)

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I've never in my life regularly eaten breakfast.

I'm only eating dinner now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 12:02 PM (GBKbO)

254 229 Guarantee that if China decides to get frisky and invade Taiwan then the Norks will spill across the border within a day or two after that happens. We will not be able to stop them this time.
Posted by: Mister Scott

North Korea would get curb-stomped by South Korea and the US...you can't imagine the magnitude of equipment disparity, let alone logistics and personnel. No, China wants North Korea to act as a buffer, and not give US forces an excuse to land major forces in the South and open a second front.

If a war broke about between North and South, a consensus view is the Chinese would rush as far south as possible, grabbing North Korean land to once again be a buffer, but not directly engaging with US/coalition forces.

Posted by: Military Moron at March 21, 2024 11:59 AM (JCZqz)

I would expect three prongs: Sabotage here in the US, invasion of the South Korea by the Norks, and invasion of Taiwan. The CCP is just waiting for the right opportunity. Reading "Blood Money" by Peter Schweitzer right now. It's amazing the CCP has been sending drugs to the US since about 1953. Fent is just the latest effort, and there's been plenty of compliance here by US Congresscritters.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2024 12:02 PM (ynpvh)

255 Don't know what Hebrew National uses.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2024 11:58 AM (ynpvh)
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All beef, I believe.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 21, 2024 12:00 PM (DeFcY)


All beef, yup. Hebrews couldn't eat 'em if they had pork, after all.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 21, 2024 12:02 PM (2ocoG)

256 Don't know what Hebrew National uses.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2024 11:58 AM (ynpvh)
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All beef, I believe.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


100% kosher beef.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 21, 2024 12:03 PM (eTC67)

257 252 Evil never sleeps.

California Dems Push Bill That Would Require Annual Registration of Guns, Along With a Fee
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2024 12:02 PM (FVME7)

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So, only the police will have guns? The racist police who kill black people for sport?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 12:03 PM (GBKbO)

258 I've never in my life regularly eaten breakfast.

I'm only eating dinner now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 12:02 PM (GBKbO)

You're an anti-breakfite!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 21, 2024 12:03 PM (KbCG3)

259 Zombies originated in Voodoo.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:59 AM (9yWhg)

First film I know of is "I walked with a Zombie" (1943). Kinda creepy, but I suspect George Romero watched it and thought "nice concept but that was boring as hell, I can do better than that!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2024 12:03 PM (i9ffA)

260 Read up on Filipino vampires and zombies/ghouls. Aswang, manananggal, berbalang, tiktik.

Some truly vile and nasty shit. The aswang and manananggal (their versions of a vampire) make Western vampires look like boy scouts. You couldn't make a movie in the west where the monster literally eats unborn babies right out of their mother's womb.

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2024 12:03 PM (iFTx/)

261 Narrator: Twinkies are not actual food.

I knew someone would say this.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 21, 2024 12:03 PM (CsUN+)

262 258 You're an anti-breakfite!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 21, 2024 12:03 PM (KbCG3)

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And proud!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 21, 2024 12:03 PM (GBKbO)

263 “Gazans interpret U.S. humanitarian aid without a quid pro quo as unqualified American support for Hamas and Gaza and a rejection of Israel.”

So do I because it is not from the US but from the federal government under Democrat rule.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at March 21, 2024 12:03 PM (17s+e)

264 Narrator: Twinkies are not actual food.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight


But they identify as food. That's there lived reality. Why do you hate transfoods, h8tr?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 12:03 PM (9yWhg)

265 That's why they get along so well? (for now....)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 21, 2024 12:02 PM (7fElN)


Yeah. The difference is the left's "principles" are out the window if it'll result in more power (because power is the only thing they actually believe in), while discarding the Koran is a non-starter for Muslims.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 21, 2024 12:04 PM (2ocoG)

266 In a month's shopping I might get one pack of hot dogs and the El cheapos are tasting better. Nathan's, too greasy. Hebrew National the same and hard to find around here. I found out the cheap brands taste real good prepared in the pre microwave way, boiled and served on a toasted cheap hot dog roll. Add a little chili and drink a root beer you are young again.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 21, 2024 12:04 PM (0EOe9)

267 I won't eat brains or tongue, but when you could get a turkey or chicken with some of the organs in a little bag inside, I always thought the heart tasted pretty good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2024 11:48 AM (i9ffA)

Liver is ok but the hearts are disgusting. My folks tried to force those on me once. Like trying to chew a Wham-O superball.

Posted by: Mmmm, Goodyears for dinner at March 21, 2024 12:05 PM (tczCu)

268 240 Don't know what Hebrew National uses.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2024 11:58 AM (ynpvh)
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All beef, I believe.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 21, 2024 12:00 PM (DeFcY)

Inverted beef rectums then?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2024 12:05 PM (ynpvh)

269 You couldn't make a movie in the west where the monster literally eats unborn babies right out of their mother's womb.

So, the monster is an abortionist?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 21, 2024 12:05 PM (2ocoG)

270 It can be lunch time

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2024 12:06 PM (T90cQ)

271 I'm only eating dinner now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


My wife and I have this regional difference on what we call the evening meal. She, who grew up in Virginia, only refers to it as "dinner." I, however, having grown up in the Midwest, usually call it "supper," unless it's a formal affair.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 12:06 PM (9yWhg)

272 Noodles.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 21, 2024 12:06 PM (DeFcY)

273 269 You couldn't make a movie in the west where the monster literally eats unborn babies right out of their mother's womb.

So, the monster is an abortionist?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 21, 2024 12:05 PM (2ocoG)
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"This is about me, isn't it?"

-- Kermit Gosnell

Posted by: Elric Blade at March 21, 2024 12:06 PM (iFTx/)

274 nood biden cars

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 21, 2024 12:07 PM (nXhwP)

275 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Biden on Milwaukee radio:
"How many Black communities are in a situation where they come from a circumstance where they're in difficult, where they have difficulty? ... Even those families that are really poor don't have any books in the house."

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Hell of a stutter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2024 12:07 PM (FVME7)

276 >>> You couldn't make a movie in the west where the monster literally eats unborn babies right out of their mother's womb.
Posted by: Elric Blade

It would be deemed 'abortion malinformation".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 21, 2024 12:07 PM (cOq4q)

277 The 1909 play The Ghost Breaker was made into a film (not for the first time) in 1940, and in it Bob Hope uttered the timeless definition of what a zombie is. Most know it by heart.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 21, 2024 12:07 PM (zdLoL)

278 And, Smith's Hot Dogs, from the Smith Provision Company in Erie PA are the best except for their shipping rates.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 21, 2024 12:08 PM (0EOe9)

279 A lot of American Jews returned to Israel to get in the fight, either voluntarily or by call up. Did any Muslims from Dearbornistan return to Gaza or Lebanon to fight?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 21, 2024 12:08 PM (skYk4)

280 267 I won't eat brains or tongue, but when you could get a turkey or chicken with some of the organs in a little bag inside, I always thought the heart tasted pretty good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 21, 2024 11:48 AM (i9ffA)

Liver is ok but the hearts are disgusting. My folks tried to force those on me once. Like trying to chew a Wham-O superball.

Posted by: Mmmm, Goodyears for dinner at March 21, 2024 12:05 PM (tczCu)

Then they didn't cook 'em right. Beef heats are delicious. I also eat those kidneys in the thighs of fried chicken, eat gizzard, and liver. I won't eat sesos. Tongue is pretty good. Me, my wife and her cousin were eating at a place, and wife goes, "I haven't had tongue in a long time!". Her cousin and I start laughing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2024 12:09 PM (ynpvh)

281 Right after supper vs dinner we usually discuss toilet seats.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 21, 2024 12:09 PM (zdLoL)

282 My truck in sun is warmest been all day
Unheated building with doors missing

Posted by: Skip at March 21, 2024 12:10 PM (T90cQ)

283 They want to see Iran rise to a position of power such that it is a check on foreign interference

Dumb question: Why? Do the powers that be in this country think that if Israel is destroyed and Iran rises to power, the world will become a peaceful utopia?

Posted by: NR Pax at March 21, 2024 12:10 PM (lXCUP)

284 269 You couldn't make a movie in the west where the monster literally eats unborn babies right out of their mother's womb.

So, the monster is an abortionist?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 21, 2024 12:05 PM (2ocoG)

Planned Parenthood sucks. Literally. Little babies out of their mommas in pieces. They're evil.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2024 12:10 PM (ynpvh)

285 275 RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Biden on Milwaukee radio:
"How many Black communities are in a situation where they come from a circumstance where they're in difficult, where they have difficulty? ... Even those families that are really poor don't have any books in the house."

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Hell of a stutter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 21, 2024 12:07 PM (FVME7)

OR he did a Kumala, but not on his knees.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 21, 2024 12:10 PM (ynpvh)

286 If one is pro-Israel, there is no other vote in November...a second Trump presidency will shift the Middle East back toward a rational examination of Israel, America, and the possibility of dragging itself into the modern world. That means confronting Iran once and for all. Regime change is the only answer. And that would calm the region far more than any ridiculous "Two-State Solution" ever could!

Posted by: CBD at 11:00 AM


How exactly would that Iranian regime change come about? A "color revolution" instigated by western countries, like in Syria, Libya, Tunisia Egypt, Ukraine, and 2x in Iran already? The folks skilled at that gambit are no friends of DJT, so good luck with that.
How about starting an actual shooting war like we did in Iraq? I highly doubt Trump wants that, despite the War Pigs seeing opportunity in the wasting of others' blood.
And in the "calm" afterwards, ME countries might not want to buy lots of defensive weaponry to guard against a belligerent Iran. That would be bad for business.

I don't see anything changing for the better any time soon.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 21, 2024 12:13 PM (FCbAQ)

287 I'm not Jewish, but I think that Hebrew National Franks are as close to hot-dog perfection as you can get.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 21, 2024 11:53 AM (9yWhg)

The best. Everything else is "meh".

Posted by: thatcrazyjersetguy now with twice the crazy at March 21, 2024 12:16 PM (iODuv)

288 240
‘ All beef, I believe.’
I actually worked there one summer. Everything we ground up I saw came from a cow.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 21, 2024 12:25 PM (jbnUc)

289 We are not "plodding along" through some sort of dumbness. The Democrats agree with Hamas. They are allies. They both see Israel as part of the Western Civilization that they are bent on destroying.

Posted by: Al in St. Louis at March 21, 2024 03:19 PM (XU3QZ)

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